Great News Buffy Fans

[Metamorpho1977]

No they're not bringing back the series, even better, I wasn't sure where to post this, so here it is...

Sarah Michelle Gellar Wants To Be Naked...

Sarah Michelle Gellar wants to strip for her next film role. She
admits she is desperate to bare all on the big screen before she
hits 30 so her fans can see her in her prime.

Gellar, who shot to fame in the hit US TV series 'Buffy The Vampire
Slayer, hopes her naked ambition will convince directors to cast
her in more racy roles so she can shake off her teen star image.

She said: "I am approaching 30 and I need a change. The sort of
roles I would like are not being offered, so this way might just
shock people into choosing me."

Rumor around town are she is being lined up to play a porn star
in new movie 'Southland Tales'.

[The Question]

I like porn as much as the next guy, but that still got my hopes up for more Buffy. Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!

[Pink Ranger]

I've seen the last few magazine covers she's done. Not that I care, but she looks like some sort of strung-out junkie, and that's WITH airbrushing. The bloom fell off that rose years ago, fellas.

[JLBats]

You're mean! I'll watch it.

[Superfreak]

she should just release a home cam of her getting pounded by freddie... dirt cheap to make, huge exposure, and if handled correctly, will make more money than a fully fledged movie

[Donnie Darko]

yeah, but it would make me cry because I love her and hate him

[Mike]

Maybe if it was season 1 Buffy but now she's kind of skinny. But damn man, I thought this thread was about another show being made. Phuck Beans.

[Kingfish]

if its true, awesome.

[Harlekin]

I've seen the last few magazine covers she's done. Not that I care, but she looks like some sort of strung-out junkie, and that's WITH airbrushing. The bloom fell off that rose years ago, fellas.
Exactomundo. I wouldn't pay to see her naked these days. If it were Season 1 SMG though...

[mongo44]

:hyper: Can't wait for this film...


...but I'm ticked about the Buffy tease...:thing:

[Roughneck]

I've always had a feeling that she has wierd nipples.

[Superfreak]

I've always had a feeling that she has wierd nipples.

long and pointy?

[Metamorpho1977]

sorry about the ruse guys, but I couldn't think of a better title for the thread.

[Bishop2]

Remember when SMG used to have a full body and look really pretty? You know, back around seasons one and two?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/moviemaniacs/BuffyS2.jpg

And then she became so skinny that, at this point, I really can't claim to be terribly interested.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/moviemaniacs/BuffyS6.jpg

[Luthor Kain]

If Sarah desperately wants her fans to see her naked before she hits 30, why not pose for Playboy instead of baring it all on the big screen :confused:
This will certainly generate more attention than appearing in a movie naked.

[Lobo]

About time Sara :D

[Bishop2]

If Sarah desperately wants her fans to see her naked before she hits 30, why not pose for Playboy instead of baring it all on the big screen :confused:
This will certainly generate more attention than appearing in a movie.

But she wants it to be in the interest of serving a story, like when Katie Holmes went topless for 'The Gift.' Playboy is the last bastion of has-been actresses who desperately need a tiny career boost.

[KenK]

But she wants it to be in the interest of serving a story, like when Katie Holmes went topless for 'The Gift.'

Remember the Holocaust? Now picture the exact opposite of that!

Playboy is the last bastion of has-been actresses who desperately need a tiny career boost.

Like Fellow Buffy Alum, Charisma Carpenter! Plus, she wanted to prove she was still a hot piece of ass after having a kid.

But SMG naked? Cruel Intentions was her best shot at nuding up and having it serve a story. Doing it now is just pointless. Remember when she did that Saturday Night Live sketch for "Actresses Holding their Boobs Magazine"?! That was priceless!

[Dorian Gray]

I thought I hated her before....but now I'm disgusted with her.

[The Batman]

Maybe when she was in her hot period, which was from 1996-2000 or so, but now?

[Donnie Darko]

Remember the Holocaust? Now picture the exact opposite of that!



Like Fellow Buffy Alum, Charisma Carpenter! Plus, she wanted to prove she was still a hot piece of ass after having a kid.

But SMG naked? Cruel Intentions was her best shot at nuding up and having it serve a story. Doing it now is just pointless. Remember when she did that Saturday Night Live sketch for "Actresses Holding their Boobs Magazine"?! That was priceless!

I think this is the greatest post of all time. Like, the whole thing... good calls, indeed.

[Harlekin]

Remember the Holocaust? Now picture the exact opposite of that!



Like Fellow Buffy Alum, Charisma Carpenter! Plus, she wanted to prove she was still a hot piece of ass after having a kid.

But SMG naked? Cruel Intentions was her best shot at nuding up and having it serve a story. Doing it now is just pointless. Remember when she did that Saturday Night Live sketch for "Actresses Holding their Boobs Magazine"?! That was priceless!
Which, truth be told, she was. Dayumn, she's got charisma...

[OobeDoobBenubi]

I HIGHLY doubt she wants to get naked for her millions / thousands of fans. There are OTHER ways to do it very easily then just in a movie. She could oh I dont know start a web site, take pictures professionally of her in the buff & post them there. I think the part where she WANTS her fans to see her in the buff is total BS when there are sooooooooo many OTHER ways to do it not just being in a movie. She is only getting naked in movies just to get more roles now that Buffy has been dead. For the fans my a$$.

[mongo44]

Well, this is one fan who is saying, “thank you”...


(talking into tape recorder) Note to self...I need to find that Carpenter playboy...

[KenK]

I HIGHLY doubt she wants to get naked for her millions / thousands of fans. There are OTHER ways to do it very easily then just in a movie. She could oh I dont know start a web site, take pictures professionally of her in the buff & post them there.


www.buffy-in-the-buff.com!(NOT a real website, so don't click it!)

[Bishop2]

Call me when Emma Caulfield does it. She's the most gorgeous Buffy or Angel actress. :)

[KenK]

If Amber Benson ever does it, I'm there. She's actually got boobs!

[mongo44]

Call me when Emma Caulfield does it. She's the most gorgeous Buffy or Angel actress. :)

I don’t know about her. She’s cute but waaaaaaaaay too skinny. I saw her in a scene in Buffy where she was eating some chips, let me rephrase that, I saw her in a scene in Buffy where she was eating A chip. She kept taking these microscopic bites off the corners and using two hands. The other actress was noshing on several chips at the time. I kept thinking, “one more corner off that chip and your going to have to run to the bathroom and throw up.”

[Bishop2]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/moviemaniacs/Girls/emma7.jpg

I think she looks healthy enough.

[JLBats]

I don’t know about her. She’s cute but waaaaaaaaay too skinny. I saw her in a scene in Buffy where she was eating some chips, let me rephrase that, I saw her in a scene in Buffy where she was eating A chip. She kept taking these microscopic bites off the corners and using two hands. The other actress was noshing on several chips at the time. I kept thinking, “one more corner off that chip and your going to have to run to the bathroom and throw up.”

When you're doing a tv show, you have to do the same damn thing twenty times just so it all syncs up in editing. Therefore, if she shovelled ten chips in her mouth, she's have to do that twenty times and eat the whole bag. I'd be most worried about the one who had to eat several chips 20 times in a row.

And dude... go outside. You noticed how she was eating a chip.

[mongo44]

When you're doing a tv show, you have to do the same damn thing twenty times just so it all syncs up in editing. Therefore, if she shovelled ten chips in her mouth, she's have to do that twenty times and eat the whole bag. I'd be most worried about the one who had to eat several chips 20 times in a row.

And dude... go outside. You noticed how she was eating a chip.

I know about takes but taking (spent a whole day once shooting a 5 second scene at a race track another time I had to chug a diet coke for like 14 takes) but an actual bite would have been better. She was gnawing on it like a gerbil does a kernel of corn, very distracting acting choice. Fidget with the chips. Spit them out between takes. Pick it up, put it down, break it in half for the next take, for gods sake look like you are actually eating!!!



Uh you couldn’t help but notice anything else. She had a sweater 2 sizes too big, hunched over a bowl of chips,...now had she been eating them naked, then no, I wouldn’t notice the chips at all. Unless of course she was using herself as the bowl, then I would notice the chips.



And B2, she does look healthier in that picture. I just remember her from Buffy looking like she was feasting on a celery stick and a glass of water each week. But she does look better.

[mongo44]

http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/upn/buffy_the_vampire_slayer_cast_photos/emma_caulfield/buffy3.jpg

This is what I was talking about...

http://www.buffy.wz.cz/Anya/emma24.jpg

not a lot of meat there...

http://www.buffyguide.nl/anyapic18.jpg

EAT A CHIP!!!!

[JLBats]

I know about takes but taking (spent a whole day once shooting a 5 second scene at a race track another time I had to chug a diet coke for like 14 takes) but an actual bite would have been better. She was gnawing on it like a gerbil does a kernel of corn, very distracting acting choice. Fidget with the chips. Spit them out between takes. Pick it up, put it down, break it in half for the next take, for gods sake look like you are actually eating!!!



Uh you couldn’t help but notice anything else. She had a sweater 2 sizes too big, hunched over a bowl of chips,...now had she been eating them naked, then no, I wouldn’t notice the chips at all. Unless of course she was using herself as the bowl, then I would notice the chips.



And B2, she does look healthier in that picture. I just remember her from Buffy looking like she was feasting on a celery stick and a glass of water each week. But she does look better.

Well, I agree it was a poor acting choice, but it wasn't an issue of "Oh, can't eat a chip!"

[kamillon66]

I like porn as much as the next guy, but that still got my hopes up for more Buffy. Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!

hopes for more buffy?...Sarah would be naked to hell with the slayer show.

[Harlekin]

Agreed though on the Emma Caulfield thing. After Season 3 she was the hottest of the regular cast beside Alyson Hannigan.

[mongo44]

Well, I agree it was a poor acting choice, but it wasn't an issue of "Oh, can't eat a chip!"

As thin as she was on the show it didn’t look like an acting choice, but a “how many calories in 1 chip”...she was rather gangly on the show, kind of like Allie McBeal...

[Not Jake]

I'm in love with SMG so bring on the *******.:)

blasphemers, all you who think Emma Caufield is hotter. Though, Alyson is a cutie and so is Charisma:o

[mongo44]

I'm in love with SMG so bring on the *******.:)

blasphemers, all you who think Emma Caufield is hotter. Though, Alyson is a cutie and so is Charisma:o

And don't you just think that her whole "band camp" sexuality is not an act. I'm really into red heads.

[Happenstance]

And do we have a link for this at all?

[Super_Ludacris]

She's playing a an Entrepenuer Porn Star in the upcoming Southland Tales ( a musical from the director and writer of Donnie Darko)

[mongo44]

Hope they do an Uncut DVD on that one...

[Prognosticator]

I'm seriously rolling out of my chair in laughter here at work!! This is so funny (but in a giddy way i suppose). One even hints at this idea, and the fanboy/pervert in everyone leaches at the opportunity to throw in a word or two...or a fantasy for that matter! But please, don't stop on my part...I'll watch it as long as it's more along the lines of "Taking Lives" and less along the lines of "In the Cut"...

[mongo44]

Haven’t seen In the Cut yet, so I’ll take your word that it’s not that good. Well, that and the fact that if Taking Lives is better, then to me that’s like saying bologna is better than ham loaf...


...and since I am married with kids, I have to be clandestine with my soft core...”yes honey I rented Hitch, Finding Neveland, and Vampire Babes of Omega 4...”

[Prognosticator]

Hahahahahahaha. That is awesome! I love this place

[Pink Ranger]

...and since I am married with kids, I have to be clandestine with my soft core...”yes honey I rented Hitch, Finding Neveland, and Vampire Babes of Omega 4...”

Vampires Babes of Omega 3 was much, much better, and Vampire Babes of Omega 5 was quite poor and unfortunately spelled the beginning of the end for the entire Vampire Babes of Omega franchise. :)

[mongo44]

Vampires Babes of Omega 3 was much, much better, and Vampire Babes of Omega 5 was quite poor and unfortunately spelled the beginning of the end for the entire Vampire Babes of Omega franchise. :)

Of course VBO3 was the best of the franchise and I didn’t care for VBO4 as much (THANKS! Where were you when I could have saved $3.95 for rental?).



But you are out of your tree if you think VBO5 killed the franchise! That was a good movie. I know they replaced Shannon Tweed for Shannon Elizabeth for that installment, but SE is so much better. Look at the outstanding job she did in SBTB and Strippers. I think she gave sensuality to the character of Hoserella that Tweed couldn’t do. And I think casting Rip Taylor as the Giggler King was just brilliant casting.



I’m just so disappointed that we finally get the right person to play the lead and now it’s dead. I think that Tony Shomaker just over extended himself and made it too campy for the purists. And that’s why they didn’t make a VBO6. Maybe they can start over like they did in Batman Begins.

[Bishop2]

I'm in love with SMG so bring on the *******.:)

blasphemers, all you who think Emma Caufield is hotter. Though, Alyson is a cutie and so is Charisma:o

Personally, my Buffy/Angel ladies' rankings:

1) Emma Caulfield
2) Alyson Hannigan
3) Julie Benz
4) Iyari Limon
5) Michelle Trachtenberg
6) Amber Benson
7) Amy Acker
8) Robia LaMorte
9) Charisma Carpenter
10) Sarah Michelle Gellar

[Not Jake]

what a horrid list:(

which one of those girls played Jenny Calendar because she was hot:o

[JLBats]

what a horrid list:(

which one of those girls played Jenny Calendar because she was hot:o

Number 8. Robia Lamorte.

[Super_Ludacris]

Where the hell are the Gellar Pics??????

[Pink Ranger]

Of course VBO3 was the best of the franchise and I didn’t care for VBO4 as much (THANKS! Where were you when I could have saved $3.95 for rental?).
. . .
I’m just so disappointed that we finally get the right person to play the lead and now it’s dead. I think that Tony Shomaker just over extended himself and made it too campy for the purists. And that’s why they didn’t make a VBO6. Maybe they can start over like they did in Batman Begins.

What I really couldn't stand was how Vampire Babes of Omega 1-6 was so inacurate to the comics. Everybody knows the only "canon" stories are from the Claremont/Byrnes era from 1982-1984, yet the movie directors based their movie on Vampire Babes of Omega X: The Vampire Babes Return by Frank Miller, which was a complete betrayal of the characters and story. And the latter day attempts to cash in on Bendis' Ultimate Vampire Babes of Omega-1000 were just pathetic.

The fact that they got rid of the yellow spandex and put the Vampire Babes in black leather turned me against the franchise completely. And introducing organic breast shooters instead of mechanical ones just made me vomit with rage.

[JLBats]

Hey, speaking of great news for Buffy fans... what's going on with Buffy: TAS?

[Harlekin]

Personally, my Buffy/Angel ladies' rankings:

1) Emma Caulfield
2) Alyson Hannigan
3) Julie Benz
4) Iyari Limon
5) Michelle Trachtenberg
6) Amber Benson
7) Amy Acker
8) Robia LaMorte
9) Charisma Carpenter
10) Sarah Michelle Gellar
You put in Iyari but not Eliza!?

[Bishop2]

You put in Iyari but not Eliza!?

Oops. Good catch. Let's call her #3.5. :)

[White_Howling]

wanting to be naked before she turns 30.. interesting..

hummm... skinny sara.. naked.. ill wait for it to hit the internet first then watching the movie.

[Prognosticator]

I resurrected this thread so that the guys over on the "Alice" thread wouldn't think I was talking out of my ass...

[GyLocke]

I saw a movie titled "Buffy, the vampire layer"

IT was fun.

[Gogo Bananas]

I've never actually found SMG attractive. I hadn't seen Buffy until the season one box set was released. I could never figure out why there was a slightly ugly chick doing a 'Drink Milk' ad on the back of all those comics.

[elvislennon2005]

I would like to see her naked. At least she came out and said that she wanted to be naked. Maybe that will give the directors something that would say "she might be perfect for this role".

[Mothling]

He didn't actually say this, it were all made up, just so's you know. He's stated time and time again before and after this that she would never consider a nude role.