Adventures At Comic-Con (A.K.A. Roadtrip 2)

[LarryLegend]

Scene One: The Guy's Place

LL and WE are hanging out, watching some CFL football (hey, its July, there's no other football on) when Slag walks in.

Slag: Roadtrip time.

WE: Again? :confused:

LL: Yeah, I missed alot of work when we took that last trip to CD's.

Slag: So, its not like you got fired.

LL: Pretty close, what with how long we were gone and you using my work cell.

Slag: I paid it back.

LL: No, you didn't. :mad:

Slag: Yeah, that's right, I didn't.

WE: How did you manage not to get fired Larry?

LL: I found evidence to use against my boss.

Slag: So you're good to go on the trip?

LL: Yep.

WE: So where we going?

Slag: Comic-Con.

With that our three heros begin their journey.


Scene 2: Parking Lot At Comic-Con

The guys pull up outside Comic-Con, get out and start to head in. Suddenly a large figure emerges in front of them, blocking nearly all the sunlight.

LL: Funny, I don't remember reading about an eclipse.

A deep, loud voice rings out.

PH: Hulk finally find. Hulk smash punny men for stealing Daisy's van. :mad:

Slag: For the last time, it was borrowed.

PH: You steal. Hulk smash. :mad:

WE: Actually we returned the van to Daisy.

PH: You return? :confused:

WE: Yes.

PH: Oh. Hulk go now. Hulk sorry.

WE: No problem.

LL: Nice to see you again.

PH wanders off.

Scene 3: Just Outside Comic-Con

Our heros are walking and are nearly to the entrance when they hear a voice.

Matt: Learn the truth, my friends, learn the truth.

LL: What the? :confused:

WE, LL and Slag stop and look. They see a homemade booth which is labeled: Lucas Is Wrong!

LL: Ok, I'll bite, learn the truth about what?

Matt: The Jedi.

Slag: What? That their a work of fiction?

Matt: No! About the problems with the concept of the Jedi in the entire prequel trilogy.

LL: I'm guessing that was the original choice of names?

Matt: Yeah, but it took up too much space.

WE: So what's your theory?

Matt: In the original trilogy, the Jedi is seen more as a fading religion/cult as opposed to a wider accepted organization/belief. Episode takes place only 20 years later, how could they be disregarded so quickly?

LL: Dude, its a movie.

Matt looks at LL with utter disdan.

Matt: The Jedi should have been a small group of maybe 50 people and more like Gandalf.

Slag: You wanted the Jedi to be wizards?


Matt looks at Slag with disgust.

Thinks to self: Morons. I'm surrounded by morons. Why do I even try?

Matt: No, just more of an unseen force.

WE: Look buddie. Star Wars has always had "plotholes". You're acting like these are the first. Get over it.

Matt: You apologists are all alike?

WE: Excuse me?

Matt: You all go out of your way to make excuses for Lucas's mistakes. I'm so sick of the "its just a little plothole" arguement.

WE: I just accept reality for what it is. Better than nitpicking over a few details.

Matt: I swear, if there was a series of Matrix prequels and it was as bad as Episodes I-III...

WE: What did you say?

Matt: I said Lucas is a hack.

WE looks ready to attack Matt.

LL: Calm down Eagle.

Matt: Yeah pigon. Listen to your boyfriend.

WE: That's it.

WE grabs Matt and goes to work. Meanwhile LL and Slag walk off.

Slag: He'll find us inside when he's done.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 4

While Eagle is "occupied", Slag and LL enter Comic-Con and begin to check things out. LL picks up a schedule.

LL: It says here JMS is doing a Q&A.

Slag: We have got to go to that.

LL: Definatly. Arad and Rami are also appearing.

Slag: Excellent.

Two young men walk by.

First Young Man: So did you hear about Matt?

Second Young Man: No. What happened.

FYM: Well, he got into an arguement with some guy passing by and it turned physical.

SYM: No.

FYM: Yes. I kid you not.

SYM: So, who won?

FYM: The other dude kicked Matt's ass. I kid you not.

Slag: Well, guess Eagle will be joining us shortly.

Scene 5

LL and TheSlag have just finished hearing about Eagle's fight, when WE rejoins them.

WE: Hey buddies.

Slag: Hey brutther. Heard about your asswhupping.

WE smiles sheepishly.

WE: It wasn't anything.

LL: Not what we heard.

WE: Ok, I wasted him.

LL: So we were going to check out a Q&A with JMS, you want to come?

WE: Yep.

Slag: Then let's do it. Only guys.....

LL/WE: What?

Slag: I got first dibs on kicking JMS's pathetic, Gwen defiling ass.

And with that our heros were off to the Q&A. But what fate awaits JMS?

[LarryLegend]

Scene 6

WE, LL and Slag enter the conference room which is holding the Q&A with JMS. The room is packed. There's an electricity in the room.

Emcee: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for coming today. Our next guest achieved fame writing on Murder She Wrote and then moved on to create the Sci-Fi classic Babylon 5. He's currently the writer for that Marvel Flagship The Amazing Spider-Man. And now, Comic-Con is proud to present John Micheal Straczynski.

JMS walks out to a mix of cheers and boos.

JMS: Thank you, thank you.

Thinks to self: Who dares boo me? I am the mighty John Micheal Straczynski.

Slag walks up to a mic.

JMS: Yes, you there you have a question?

(Thinks to self): Ah, yet another adoring fan ready to tell me how wonderful I am.

Slag: How does anybody achieve fame writng Murder She Wrote?

JMS: Excuse me?

Slag: I mean so some old lady writes mysteries and also solves them. That town had like what 45 people? How hard of a job was that?

JMS (thinks to self): Who is this guy?

JMS: Well, its a little more complicated than that. You see...

WE cuts him off

WE: Hey buddie, my theory is that the old lady was actually commiting all the murders. See she was a serial killer and she was framing the other people to cover it up.

JMS: Well that's just preposterous.

(thinks to self): That was actually my idea. And it would have been brilliant. Damm those CBS fools.

WE: Well, you see Sir, preposterous is actually how many fans feel about Sins Past.

LL (Thinks to self): Here we go, now its going to get good.

Author's Note: See all that Murder She Wrote stuff wasn't just fun and games, it had a purpose as a plot device.

[Psycho Hulk]

I am not sure if I am allowed to post here...but :stands up and claps for what he had read so far: :D Hulk like! Hulk Smash people who hurt Daisy...:growls:...:) Very funny stuff! This all should be drawn out and have like your own penny Arcade...all of these ever written! Pure Genius!

[LarryLegend]

Scene 7

JMS: Excuse me, did you just call my story preposterous?

(thinks to self): Young upstart. Who is he to question me the amazing JMS?

WE: Yeah but mainly I'd call Sins Past a total piece of crap.

A large round of applause goes up coupled with cries of 'got that right'

JMS shakes his head and sighs.

JMS: Young man, you obviously failed to grap the story.

(thinks to self): These poor ignorant souls who just don't have the mental ability to grasp my stories, I pity them.

WE: Oh I understood it, the story was just garbage. You took Gwen Stacy, the love of Peter Parker's life, who was tragically killed because Peter was Spider-Man even though she was innocent. A woman of virtue, honor and class and turned her into a lying slut who was killed because she hooked up with and then crossed the wrong man.

Another round of applause goes up.

JMS: You just don't get it. The character had been portrayed the same way for thirty years, no change, no growth and no suprises for thirty years.

WE: So what she was dead. Why defile her now? Are you a necrophiliac?

JMS: No. Look the character was stagnant. A character that never changes and who is always precieved the same way is "dead" and frankly sucks.

WE: So its better to completly alter the character?

JMS: As a writer, there is nothing worse than a "dead" character. So I took a chance and added a layer to Gwen.

WE: And you failed miserably. I mean the guys who took a chance and brought us New Coke and the Yugo are laughing their asses off at you.

Another huge round of applause is mixed with laughter.

JMS: I've had enough of your ignorance sir. Sit down.

WE: Make me.

LL (whispers to Slag): Two fights in less than an hour, that's a record even for Eagle.

JMS: Security, please escort that man to his seat and insure he doesn't ask any more questions.

Slag (whispers to LL): I think JMS just delayed the ass whupping. If he was smart he would have kicked Eagle out of the room.

WE is dragged back to his seat by two security guards.

WE: This is an outrage. You're all violating my first amendment rights. You'll be hearing from my congressman.

JMS: Does anybody else have a question?

LL walks up to a mic.

LL: I do.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 8

JMS: Go ahead.

LL: Thanks. I want to address the many continuety errors in Sins Past.

JMS: What ever do you mean? I did my research on Sins Past, young man.

(thinks to self): Yeah, I really did mail it in on the research. Maybe I should have read the original issues before I wrote Sins Past.

LL: Well to begin with, in Sins Past, Gwen is in Paris for four months but there's no four month gap in the original comics.

JMS: I place the trip around ASM 119-120.

LL: That takes place over a few weeks.

JMS: Whatever. So you found one place where we disagree.

LL: No, I found a place where you screwed up.

JMS sticks his tongue out at LL.

LL: Second, in Sins Past, Gwen writes she wanted to call Peter from Paris but he was in Montreal. In ASM 120, Peter calls Gwen who's in New York while he's in Montreal. In fact, that's why he comes home.

JMS: Now you're just making stuff up.

(thinks to self): Where are these guys coming from? I really need to make sure they only allow people who'll kiss my ass to ask questions and give comments.

LL: Moving along, in the original issues, Gwen never appears pregnant. Heck she's in the Savageland in a bikini.

JMS: What kind of loser remembers a comic book character in a bikini? Do you live in your parent's basement?

LL: No. Is that the best arguement you have? Throwing childish insults?

JMS: I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

LL shakes his head in amazement.

LL: So how do you explain Gabriel being Norman's son when in ASM 121 and the Goblin Journal he refers to Harry as his only son?

JMS: Norman was lying in those places to cover up the secret plot he had for the twins.

LL: Right.

JMS gives LL the finger

LL begins to move towards the stage but Slag grabs him.

Slag (whispers): Its not worth it.

LL: So moving along, what about Norman telling Gwen his blood was special which would indicate he knew he was the Goblin when in ASM 121 he doesn't remember he's the Goblin until MJ, Peter and Gwen leave his house.

JMS: Again, its a matter of interpretation.

LL: JMS all you done is spout a load of bull****.

JMS: Security, please escort that man to his seat and insure he asks no more questions.

Security comes over and takes LL back.

LL: You coward. I should just kick your ass.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 9

LL and WE are sitting in their seats fuming.

JMS: Does anybody else have a comment or question?

Slag: Isn't it true that you came up with the idea for this story and then chose the characters? So basically you were making the characters fit your story rather than writing a tale based on the characters and their history.

JMS: No, you're wrong, you moron.

Slag: I have a copy of an interview that you gave right here with me.

Slag pulls out a magazine.

JMS: Whatever.

Slag: You say and I quote, "This story could have used Betty or anybody else. Essentially Gwen was the biggest rock I could find to throw at Peter."

JMS: I was misquoted.

(thinks to self): I have got to stop giving interviews when I'm drunk. I can't lie nearly as well as when I'm sober.

Slag: You know what, you're just full off it and I'm sick of it. Enough of this garbage. Let's kick his ass. Who's with me?

LL/WE: We are!!

A mob led by Slag, WE and LL rush the stage.

Security guard one: We should try to stop them.

Security guard 2: Forget that. They don't pay me enough.

SG1: Then let's call for back-up.

SG2: All right.

SG1 and SG2 call for reinforcements, while JMS is being attacked.

JMS: Help, help.

A number of security personal enter and quickly break things up. Slag, WE and LL are arrested.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 10

LL, WE and Slag are under arrest and in the process of being placed in a holding cell after their "disagreement" with JMS.

WE: This is an outrage. We did nothing wrong. In fact, we performed a public service. :mad: :mad:

Guard: Whatever. In we go.

LL, WE and Slag enter the cell, which is locked behind them.

Abaddon: Well, hello. So nice to have some company.

LL/Slag/WE: Hey.

Abaddon: My name is Abaddon, who are you?

LL: I'm LarryLegend and this is Slag and WarEagle.

Abaddon: Nice to meet you. So what are you in for?

WE: We had a disagreement with JMS at Comic-Con.

Abaddon: Disagreement? :confused:

LL: We may have attacked him and started a riot.

WE: We're innocent until proven guilty and its allegedly attacked and allegedly incited a riot.

Abaddon: Interesting. I'm here cause of Marti Noxton of Buffy fame.

Slag: What did you do?

Abaddon: I attacked her at a convention because she ruined Buffy. I mean Season 6 sucks. Drugs = Magic and are bad. Dayum, Buffy ain't supposed to be an after school special.

LL: So what do you do, other than attacking celebs?

Abaddon: I'm a college student and a writer. Currently I'm working on a series I call Flamer.

Slag: Oh, so you play for the other team.

WE: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Abaddon: What? No! I like girls!

Slag: I just thought when you said the series was called Flamer, it was about you know and that you were ghey.

WE: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Abaddon: Actually Flamer is a Buffy fan fiction. Its a series involving a bunch of my friends and associates as Buffy characters.

LL: Sounds interesting.

Abaddon: Yeah, I post it online. I've only be doing it a short time but already its got a pretty good following.

Slag: Hey, we never got our phone call.

WE: This is an outrage. I want my lawyer.

[Abaddon]

hahaha I like it.:):up:

[Alexia Dark]

Not bad. Not bad at all :up:.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 11

LL: So guys seriously, what are we going to do to get out?

WE: We can call somebody if these morons ever let us. Talk about a rights violation. I smell a lawsuit.

Abaddon walks over to LL and whispers

Abaddon: Is he always like this?

LL: You should have seen him after the BCS screwed Auburn.

Author's Note: Auburn really did get screwed. Dayum BCS

Slag: I've got it. We can call Larry's mom.

LL: No. Why in the world would you want to call my mom?

Slag: Cause your mom is hot dude.

LL: Slag, WTF.

Slag: Its true.

LL: I said no and I can't believe you just said that about my mom. Besides we could call Eagle's mom just as easy.

Slag: Eagle's mom's not as hot.

WE: Hey! My mom is plenty hot.

LL and Slag stare at him.

WE: You guys know what I mean.

Author's Note: Nobody has an Oedipus Complex here. Just some jokes.

LL: That's it! We're adults and we're not calling our moms.

WE: We could call CD.

Slag: Naw, the Godfather is too busy with the bambino.

LL: Besides I think he's still mad that Slag ran over one of his sheep.

Slag: It was an accident.

LL, WE and Slag walk over to seperate parts of the cell to think. Abaddon comes over to Slag.

Abaddon: So is Larry's mom really hot?

Slag: See for yourself.

Slag hands over a picture from his pocket. Before Abaddon can comment a guard appears.

Guard: This is your lucky day. You three are free to go. Somebody just posted your bail.

[The Green Goblin]

Scene 11

Author's Note: Auburn really did get screwed. Dayum BCS


Damn right! :mad: :(

These are great Larry, you've outdone yourself pardner.

I really like Scene 7 where I get to tell JMS off.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 12

Slag: We're free to go?

Guard: That's what I said.

(thinks to self): Not too bright that one.

WE: But who bailed us out? :confused:

LL: Yeah, who even knew we were in here. :confused:

Guard: You'll see.

Abaddon: What about me?

Guard: Sorry, nothing yet.

LL, WE and Slag are processed out and brought into an open room.

Guard: Here you go mister, all yours.

Wilson Fisk: Thanks officer.

LL/WE/Slag: Wilson!!

WF: Hey boys. Up to your usual tricks I see.

WE: JMS deserved it.

LL: Yeah, he's a jerk.

Slag: So how did you know we were in here Wilson?

WF: Well, I was attending Comic-Con and I heard that there was a riot at the JMS panel.

WE: And from that you guessed it was us who caused it?

WF: Not exactly. At first I just heard about the riot. Then I heard three guys had caused it and had been arrested. Then I knew it had to be you guys.

Slag: Our reputation proccedes us.

LL: Anyways, thanks for bailing us out.

WF: No problem, what are friends for? Now lets get out of here. I need to talk to you three.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 13

Importer/Exporter and famed Film Exec, Wilson Fisk has just bailed the terrific trio out of jail. The four are riding in Fisk's limo.

WF: I thought we'd go for coffee and talk.

WE: Sounds great.

WF: I want to try this place I heard about, maybe you three know it since you live here, its called Marielle's?

Slag and LL exchange a look of fear, while WE gulps. :eek:

WE: Sure Wilson, we've been there. Its good.

WF: Are you sure? As sound as I mentioned it, you guys got a strange look on your faces. :confused:

LL: Its nothing, nothing at all.

(thinks to self): Since the man just bailed us out of jail, I don't think he needs to hear about what happened last time. I still can't believe what Slag did. :mad:

Slag: You'll love the place Wilson.

(thinks to self): I can't believe what Larry did last time. Dayum Cupcake Wrangler. :mad:

For more details see TB Friends: The RoadTrip, true believers

WF: Great cause here we are.

[DC/MARVEL]

Dude, I'm on scene 6 and I love it! Your writting reminds me of Kevin Smith, like, Mallrats and Chasing Amy. Keep it up!

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

Yeah its cooL!

[twylight]

HAhahaHAHA! Big Bro! I LOVE the gwen part...:D :up:

And I owe you a PM..it's on it's way. :)

[Abaddon]

shutup tey,ihate you now.:mad:

[LarryLegend]

Scene 14

The Fab Four exits Fisk's limo and enters Marielle's.

LL (thinks to self): I really hope this goes well. The last thing we need is another incident.

Slag (thinks to self): I hope that this time she throws a toaster. I really need a new toaster GE preferably.

WF: So does coffees and pasteries sound good?

WE: Yes it does.

LL and Slag nod in agreement. Wilson walks to the counter and places the order. While he is doing so the Three Musketeers huddle up.

LL: So far so good.

WE: Yeah, hopefully Oakzap stays in the back or out or wherever she is.

Slag: Yeah.

(thinks to self): You know what else would be nice? A toster oven.

Wilson returns and the group finds a table.

WE: So Wilson, what did you want to talk to us about?

WF: Its about the film.

WE: The film's not cancelled is it? :(

WF: No, no. There's just been some recasting.

LL: We're not fired are we? :(

WF: No, no, no.

Slag: What then? :confused:

WF: We dumped Katie Holmes from the project. She's just been acting really weird lately. I'm sorry Larry.

LL: Its all right. We're not seeing each other anymore. And you're quite right. She's been acting bizarre lately.

WF: Good to hear it. We've....
(WF is interupted by Slag)

Slag: Tell Wilson the truth.

LL: What?

Slag: She dumped him Wilson. D u m p e d.... dumped. Apparently she started seeing somebody else, an older man.

LL: Anyways Wilson, what else were you going to say before Slag interupted?

WF: We've replaced Holmes with Erica Durrance of Smallville, so Larry you'll be working with her.

LL: Sweet. :up:

WE: Nice. :up:

WE and LL high five.

WF: Man, this stuff is great. I've got to hire this place to work on the Guy Movie set.

WF goes to talk to the owner.

LL punches Slag.

LL: I wasn't dumped. It ended mutally. :mad: :mad:

Slag: Liar.

WE: Children please, we're in a public place.

WF returns.

WF: The owner's out but I left my number. I've got to run great to see you guys.

WF leaves.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 15

LL: Well looks like we dodge the Oakzap bullet.

WE: Our luck seems to be changing.

Suddenly a shadowy figure approaches the boys' table.

Oakzap425: Hello boys, long time no see.

LL (thinks to self): I knew it was too good to be true.

WE: Hi Oakzap.

(thinks to self): I don't see any appliances.

Slag: Hey beautiful.

Oakzap425: Hi

Oakzap425 turns to LL.

Oakzap425: So how have you been? I've got some fresh cupcakes in the back if you like.

LL: I've been good and that sounds great.

Oakzap425: I'll go get some then.

Oakzap425 turns to leave, as she's walking away Slag turns to LL.

Slag: Those should be my cupcakes. Dayum you CUPCAKE WRANGLER!!! :mad: :mad:

Oakzap425 whirls around.

Oakzap425: What did you say?

WE: Oh man, here we go.

Slag: I called this guy what he really is a no good stinking cupcake wrangler. :mad:

Oakzap425: He didn't wrangle nothing.

Slag: Oh yeah, did he tell you all about his "adventures" with Katie Holmes?

For more details see TB Friends: The Roadtrip

Oakzap425: What?

WE: And just when you think it can't possibly get any worse, it does.

LL: Dayum. Danger Will Robinson, danger.

Slag: You would blush if you heard what they did. I'm still having nightmares.

Oakzap425: Out. Get out all of you. :mad:

LL: Why?

Oakzap425: Just do it!! :gg: :gg:

The trio begin a mad rush for the door. As they are fleeing a stream of appliances begin to fly over their heads.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 16

Fleeing a barrage of appliances and venomous words, our heros exit Marielle's.

LL: Once again Slag, I can't believe you did that. :mad:

Slag: I can't believe she didn't throw a toaster or a toaster oven.

LL: Man, you're unbelievable! :mad:

Slag: Thanks you.

WE walks over to Slag and whispers.

WE: Dude, it wasn't a compliment.

LL: Anyways let's head back to Comic-Con.

WE looks at his watch.

WE: Yeah, we still have time to make the Sam Rami open forum.

Slag: Excellent. I have some things to say to him.

LL: Think they'll let us in?

WE: When has that stopped us before?

LL: True, very true.

And with that our toasterless heros head back to Comic-Con.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 17

Our three heros stand outside Comic-Con, deep in discussion.

LL: I'm thinking that right now, we three are persona non grata. Its quite likely they won't let us back in.

Slag: You know, they never said that we couldn't come back in, they just hauled us out.

(thinks to self): They always boot you but they never say that you can't come back, suckers.

WE: I still say that our rights were violated. I'm going to get a lawyer and sue. It'll be a big case. I'll get Jackie Chiles to be my lawyer. :mad:

LL: Who? :confused:

WE: Jackie Chiles , the guy from tv.

Slag: Uh, the Seinfeld guy?

WE: Exactly.

LL: Yeah but Eagle, he's not real.

WE: Nitpicker. Let's just go inside.

They trio enters and as they do they are pulled aside by security.

DC/Marvel: Sorry guys, I can't let you in.

WE: Let us in!!!! :mad:

DC/Marvel: Sorry, I have my orders.

WE: I'm going to sue! :mad:

Hearing the commotion, the head of security comes over.

SHF: Is there a problem here?

Slag: Dude!!

SHF (to the trio): Hello gentlemen.

SHF(to DC/Marvel): These gentlemen are VIPS. They represent FFS Comics Limited and are to be let in immediatly.

DC/Marvel: But they match the description of the JMS assailiants.

SHF: Naw, you're wrong. These boys are legit.

(to the trio): Right this way gentlemen. I'm sorry about all this. New man on the job.

LL: Not at all. Thanks for your help.

And with that, our heros headed straight for the Sam Rami Open Pannel.

[DC/MARVEL]

Hey, thanks for the cameo, legend. Hopefully, it's not a cameo...

[LarryLegend]

DC/Marvel, no problem.

[DC/MARVEL]

Awesome. This is so like Mallrats, one of the best movies alive. If you could, make me like someone who works with Sam Raimi, personally, like his private assisant and I'm looking for three lucky fans to appear on a walk-on roll and to help Raimi with research needs, or something. If not, that's cool. Cameo's a heck lot better than nothing...

[The Green Goblin]

Scene 17


I'm going to get a lawyer and sue. It'll be a big case. I'll get Jackie Chiles to be my lawyer. :mad:


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"Who told you to go to Comic-Con? Did I tell you to go to Comic-Con? ... I didn't tell you could go to Comic-Con..." :D

[LarryLegend]

Scene 18

Our heros have just entered the Sam Rami Open Panel and found their seats. Sam Rami is seated in the middle of the stage, flanked by his trusty assistant Oscar (aka Visionary). The Emcee walks to the microphone.

Emcee: Ladies and Gentlemen, our guest today first achieved fame with the Evil Dead Trilogy and is best known for Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2, please welcome, Sam Rami.

A large round of applause breaks out.

SR: Thank you, thank you all. I'm very happy to be here.

Oscar (thinks to self): Dayum, I hate these things. Too many Rat Bastard Fanboys. :mad:

SR: Who has a question?

Slag (to LL and WE): I got one and its a doozy.

LL: Just don't incite another riot.

Slag (innocently): Me?

WE: Alleged riot and I'm still sueing.

While the boys are talking a figure approaches the microphone.

Noob 1: Will you be employing the talents of JMS or Bendis on the next film, since they are both writing such killer stuff?

SR: Absolutly not!

(thinks to self): Yeah, like I really need a plotline about Spidey joining the New Avengers or about Gwen hooking up with Norman. What a bunch of crap.

SR: Next question?

Dacman: Gwen!Gwen!Gwen!

Oscar (thinks to self): Freaken Gwen Lover. She'll never be in a film. Get over it you Rat Bastard Fanboys. :mad:

SR: Sir, do you have a question?

Dacman: Gwen!Gwen!Gwen!

SR: Ok, so no question then. Moving right along.

Dacman: Gwen!Gwen!Gwen!

SR: Would security be so kind as to move that man away from the mic?

DC/Marvel: Certainly Mr Rami.

Noob 2: Who will the villians be in Spider-Man 3?

SR: Sorry that information will remain secret for now.

(thinks to self): Everybody will be stunned when we reveal that the villians are The Kangaroo and The Enforcers. Old School baddies rule!

Noob3: Will Topher be playing Venom?

V4L: No!!!! :mad:

SR: No comment.

Noob4: Will Grace be playing Electro?

SR: No comment.

Oscar (Thinks to self): Stupid fanboys, Like we're going to release anything of value now.

[TheSlag]

LMFAO :up:... Good Stuff! Loved the Dacman and Oscar. ;)

[LarryLegend]

Scene 19

Slag: I can't believe how many Noobs are here.

LL: They grow in number daily with huge increases after each film's release.

Slag: They keep grabbing the mike before me. :mad:

WE: Do you guys think anybody knows we're the alleged JMS Assailants?

LL: Besides that security guard? Nope.

WE: FFS Comics, that was sheer brilliance on SHF's part. :up:

Slag: Dayum another noob just grabbed the mike. :mad:

Noob: Mr Rami, is it true that SM3 will have four villians?

Oscar: No, you moron, sit down now! :mad:

(thinks to self): Amazing as it seems, these rat bastards get dumber and dumber.

SR: Oscar, there's no need for such rudeness. Young man, no there will not be 4 villians.

Noob: But ratbastard.com claimed the villians would be the Sandman, Venom, The Hobgoblin and The Vulture. :confused:

SR: Yeah, they were wrong.

Slag goes to grab the microphone but is pushed aside.

Slag: Hey, you moron, I was next! :mad:

LL (to WE): I got him.

LL grabs Slag to keep him from attacking the fan who pushed him.

Spideyboy1111: I just want to say The Blackcat should be in the next movie. She could team up with Spider-Man and cause jealousy between MJ and Peter. Not that MJ should be replaced, cause she the best. I mean she has so much history, then so does the Cat. Man I've been a Cat fan since 1994 and I'm proud of it.

Oscar(thinks to self): This geek is the worst yet. We've got to get better security.

SB: And Gwen should never be in a movie. She's dead and was a boring character and MJ has like 30 years more history and I love ASM.........(SB is interupted)

SR: Yeah, do you have a point anywhere in all that rambling of yours?

SB: What?

SR: Is there a question?

SB: BC is awesome. She could even replace MJ if you went that route and do you know who would be awesome as BC.......

SR: Security, remove that man please.

Slag: Finally.

Slag walks to the front and grabs a mike.

[TheSlag]

LMAO... and I hear a "Cricket" Imploding in another board. :D

[LarryLegend]

Scene 20

Slag has just grabbed the microphone and is being eyed warily by Oscar.

Oscar (thinks to self): This better not be another asinine suggestion or question from another rat bastard fanboy. Oh how I hate all these rat bastard fanboys!!
I need a beer.

SR: Yes, you there what do you have to say?

Slag: Sam, I have five words for you. Redhead to Heaven in 2007.

SR: Excuse me? :confused:

Slag: Redhead to Heaven in 2007.

Oscar (thinks to self): Another rat bastard. It never ends. :mad:

SR: Can you explain your statement more?

Slag: In Spider-Man 3, MJ should die at the end of the film. The killer should be Harry. This would allow one of Spider-Man's greatest storylines to be brought to the screen. It would also allow the Goblin legacy to be complete.

SR: That's a very interesting idea.

Oscar: Its crap.

Slag (ignores Oscar): Thanks Sam. Another reason why the idea has merit is that Dunst is planning to leave after film 3 so it avoids a recasting of the part.

Oscar: All of them are leaving after SM3, you rat bastard fanboy. So all of them can go out goblin style. It'll be fun to watch the entire cast fall to their deaths. :gg:

SR: Oscar, that's quite enough.

(to Slag): Young man, any other reasons for your suggestion?

Slag: Well Gwen could also be introduced in film 3 and emerge as the romantic interest in film 4.

Oscar: Trust me moron, we're going to keep Gwen "Alice in Wonderland" Stacy out of these films. :gg:

Slag (To Oscar): Did you forget to take your meds again?

Oscar flips Slag the bird and throws a glass of water at him. Slag ducks as the glass whizzes by.

Slag: So that would be a yes.

LL (to WE): Yet another incident. Boy we just seem to attract them don't we?

WE (to LL): This one's not our fault.

LL (to WE): Maybe Slag should hire Matlock since you're already hiring Jackie.

WE (to LL): Very funny.

LL (to WE): Seriously, I can just imagine what Jackie would say to you. "Who told you to go to Comic-Con? Did I tell you to go to Comic-Con? ... I didn't tell you could go to Comic-Con..."

Author's Note: Thanks Eagle for the above advice from Jackie

WE(to LL): Mock all you want.

LL (to WE): I got another idea. Next time we get arrested instead of waiting for Wilson to bail us out, we got get McGuyver to break us out.

WE (to LL):Now you're just being crazy.

Oscar: Dayum rat bastard. If it were up to me, I'd pluck out Gwen's eyes and use them as ping pong balls.

SR looks quite shaken.

SR: Security, would you please cuff Oscar.

DC/Marvel walks onto the stage and cuffs Oscar.

SR: Oscar, I'm sad to do this but you're fired.

[TheSlag]

LMAO... I picture Oscar as Avi Arad... beady eyes and all. :up:

Love the cameos.

[The Green Goblin]

"ratbastard.com" ... :D

[LarryLegend]

Scene 21

Oscar: You can't fire me! I'm indespensible! :mad:

SR: I can and you are.

(thinks to self): I really should have seen the signs. I mean the mutiliated Gwen dolls in his office, the weird writing and drawings on his office walls, the fact that he didn't use Geico for his car insurance.

Oscar: Stupid Rat Bastard Fanboys. This is all your fault. :mad:

SR: Take him away.

DC/Marvel: You got it.

(thinks to self): This is my big break. I am so going to give Sam my resume. I can do Oscar's job. I mean I didn't go to film school to wind up working in security.

Oscar is taken away.

WE: That was just unbelivable.

LL: Highly entertaining.

SR: I just want to apologize to you all for Oscar's actions.

(to Slag): Young man, you've presented some interesting ideas that I'll take under consideration.

Slag: Thanks Sam.

(thinks to self): Yeah take under consideration. Its going to be another cookie cutter approach. Break out the stinking Care Bears.

Slag sits down. A young female fan walks to the microphone.

Kittykatkr: I want to talk about Black Cat and her role in SM3.

Slag, LL and WE all shake uncontrolably.

SR: Yeah, she's not going to be in it.

Slag: Yeah! You the man Sam.

WE: Stellar move Sam.

LL: Brilliance Sam, brilliance.

LL, WE and Slag all high five.

Kitty: Seriously, like my friend Ashley Hartman, who I like totally go to school with just got cast.

SR: I'm the director and nobody has been cast.

(thinks to self): There are some "interesting" ones here today.

Kitty: Come on Sam, you can like tell everybody. Ashley's totally been cast. She came to school and was like I've been cast in SM3 and I was like no way. Then Ashley's like yes and I get to work with James Franco. So then I'm like oh my goodness, he's like such a hottie. You are so lucky.

SR: Security. Remove her.

SHF removes Kittykatkr.

[DC/MARVEL]

Dude, that was awesome.

[TheSlag]

Brilliant!!!!! Frickin Brilliant!!!! :up: :up:

Loved the Geico line, and the Valley Girl. Great Stuff! :D

More Cameos....

[LarryLegend]

Thanks, more to come and yes Slag more cameos. (Not sure about that love scene with Jennifer Aniston that you requested).

[LarryLegend]

Scene 22

After yet another "interesting" episode and security removal, the Sam Rami Open Panel continues.

LL: I can't believe they've removed two people.

Slag: I can't believe it wasn't us getting removed. Its a nice change after the "JMS Incident."

WE: Alleged Incident.

SR (thinks to self): I have got to stop doing these. Way to many weirdos.

SR: Does anybody else have a question or comment?

(thinks to self): I hope not. Today's been bad enough already. I don't even want to think about what's next.

LL walks up and grabs the microphone.

LL: I have a question.

SR: O.K.

(thinks to self): He looks normal enough.

LL: I want to talk about the whole "its all about a girl" thing. To begin with why use it?

SR: We felt that it would allow us to add a tender love story to our main focus of Peter learning that with great power comes great responsibility. Moreover there's always been a love story in the Spider-Man comics.

(thinks to self): Plus the love story attracted female moviegoers which brought up our revenues. I'm talking cha-ching. :up:

LL: I agree that the comics have had love stories and they've been a great element of the books but why just make it one girl, why not use Gwen and MJ or MJ and Betty? One of the great elements of the books was the chases and the fact that Peter hasn't had just one romantic interest.

SR: Well, you can only do so much when adapting 40 years of stories into a two hour film.

(thinks to self) And Avi said MJ was the only one we could use. :mad:

LL: So why not start with Gwen?

Before Sam can respond a figure bolts up and runs across the room shouting.

DACMAN: Gwen!Gwen!Gwen!Gwen!Gwen!

SR: Well mainly because we felt that if Gwen was introduced, she would have to be killed eventually.

LL: So! It would allow you to use Spidey's greatest storyline ASM121-122.

Slag (toWE): That's my argument. Dayum idea wrangler. :mad:

WE (to Slag): Call Jackie, he'll take the case.

SR: Well we felt that having the love of Peter's life die would be too depressing and it would turn off moviegoers.

LL: It worked fine in the comics.

SR begins to look visably mad on the stage.

WE: I think Larry's going to get kicked out.

Slag: $20 says no way.

WE: Its a bet.

WE and Slag shake hands to seal the bet.

SR: Young man, you are absolutly right. Adapting ASM 121-122 would have made a great film. Do you know why I didn't? It was that dayum Arad. He hates Gwen so he wouldn't allow us to use her. What a jackass. I hate that guy. :mad: :gg:

Slag (to WE): You owe me $20.

[Psycho Hulk]

is hulk to be no more in comic?

[TheSlag]

Idea Wrangler. :up: :D

and the evil AA about to get his cometh... Ooooohhh.. this ought to be good. ;)

[LarryLegend]

Scene 23

To the complete amazement of a packed room at Comic-Con, Sam Rami has just uttered a verbal tirade against Marvel owner Avi Arad.

LL (thinks to self): Boy did I ever touch a nerve. I can't believe Sam went off like that.

LL goes back and sits with Slag and WE.

WE (to Slag): I knew it was all Arad. I hate that guy.

Slag (to WE): Me too but more importantly you owe me $20. Pay up.

Grumbling WE hands Slag a twenty.

SR: Stupid Arad. Only concerned with his bottomline. He doesn't care about the characters.

While Rami is ranting a Marvel staff member who was sitting on the stage quietly walks up behind Sam. He is holding a syringe filled with an unidentified substance. He injects it into Rami's right arm. Rami goes quiet for a second.

LL: What did they just do?

WE: You got me.

Suddenly Sam Rami begins to sing.

SR: I love Avi. He loves me. We've made two great Spidey movies. With a great Green Goblin and Doc Ock too, won't you say you love them too.

Slag: WTF?

While the packed room stares in amazement, Sam Rami is ushered off the stage. A Comic-Con employee announces that the session is over.

LL: That was just strange.

WE: Dayum. I never got to ask about the Goblin costume. Stupid Power Ranger suit.

[Abaddon]

You should kill off Slag.:up:

[bored]

jms wrote for 'murder she wrote'? who watches effing 'murder she wrote and thinks "boy, when i see octegenarians solving mysteries, i think spider-man"? what next? is the writing staff for 'wishbone' going to be put on a ghost rider title? *sighs*, i may have just jinxed us all.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 24

Our heros have left the Sam Rami Panel and are checking out the booths and displays. They are still talking about the Spider-Man film series.

WE: I just hate the Goblin suit. They should have used the look from the comics. I've seen the latex mask they had, it was killer.

LL: I wish they hadn't made Ock "good" and controlled by a chip. That's not comic Ock.

Slag: I wish they had used Gwen.

Suddenly their discussion is interupted.

TheVileOne: Stop your endless crying over the movies.

The trio turns and sees a very short man walking towards them.

WE/LL/Slag: What? :confused:

VO: I said stop your whining and allow the filmmakers to make their movies without your silly input.

WE: Who the hell are you?

VO: I am The Vile One aka the BADASS CRITIC.

Slag: Whatever.

LL: Who cares what you think.

VO: Lots of people. You guys are just jealous cause you don't get to meet the stars like me.

Slag: Sure.

(thinks to self): Loony.

VO pulls out a picture.

LL: What is that?

VO: Why its me and Mageina Tovah.

WE: Its you and Cake girl.

VO: No, its me and the actress who played Ursula Ditovitch and may I add she's a beautiful, approachable person.

Slag (thinks to self): Yep, he's a loony allright.

LL: I wouldn't brag about that picture if I was you.

VO: You're all just jealous cause I'm bigtime and you're not.

WE: Whatever.

VO: All of you are jealous of the BADASS CRITIC. Cue my theme music.

VO pulls out a boombox and turns it on. Out blasts "BAD" by Michael Jackson. VO starts to moonwalk and then grabs his well you know.

WE: That is some messed up stuff. :eek:

LL: That boy ain't right. :eek:

VO: Now I did not just hear you diss me. I can take care of Candy Asses like you three everyday of the week and twice on Sundays.

Slag: Sure you can junior.

LL: Seriously what are you 5ft2.

VO: I'm 5ft8 you assmonkey. Don't make me go Space Cowboy on you. I'll take all you out Space Cowboy style. :mad:

WE: Is that like the movie about the old guys going into space?

LL: Wasn't a big fan of that one.

Slag: Me neither.

VO: What? No. That's it, prepare for the pain. :mad:

VO rushes towards the trio. Slag punches him once and he goes down like a sack of bricks.

Slag: So much for that.

LL picks VO up and the trio walks out to a dumpster where they toss VO in.

WE: Think anybody will miss him?

[Joker]

Ahahahahaha :D

That's TheVileOne to a tee.

Nice job Larry :up:

[LarryLegend]

Scene 25

The boy's have just finished dumping VO in a dumpster outside when they hear a booming voice.

PH: What you three doing?

WE: What the? :confused:

Slag: Oh boy. :eek:

LL, WE, and Slag turn around and see the looming figure of Psycho Hulk.

PH: Ha ha. Hulk fool you. You think you in trouble.

LL: You got us Big Green.

(thinks to self): Man, I almost had a heart attack.

PH: What you three doing? :confused:

WE: Dealing with a problem.

PH: You need Hulk to smash?

Slag/WE/LL: No!!! :eek:

Slag: So what are you still doing here?

PH: Well since Daisy have car and Hulk no need to smash you three, Hulk decide to check out Comic-Con.

WE: Seen anything good?

PH: Hulk meet Lou Ferrigno.

LL: Cool. Too bad we missed that.

PH: He nice. Kinda puny though.

WE: What are you checking out next?

PH: Hulk check out panel with Ang Lee. Hulk got things to say to him.

PH looks at watch.

PH: Hulk have to go, Hulk see later.

Slag: I would not want to be Ang Lee.

LL: I've been thinking. Maybe we need a theme song.

WE: What?

LL: How about "We're Not Gonna Take It"?

LL starts to sing.

LL: Oh, we're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
Oh, we're not gonna take it anymore

WE and Slag are staring at LL.

LL: So that would be a no. No problem onto suggestion number two, "Welcome to the Jungle."

LL begins to sing again.

LL: Welcome to the Jungle
we've got fun 'n' games
we've got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people who can find
whatever you may need
if you've got the money honey
we've got your disease

WE: Um, once again no.

(thinks to self): LL has got to stop watching VH1.

LL: Ok, number three Girls, Girls, Girls.

Slag: Great choice Larry. :up:

LL and Slag start to sing.

LL/Slag: Girls, girls, girls
long legs and burgendy lips
girls, girls, girls
dancing down on the Sunset Strip
girls, girls, girls
redlips and fingertips

WE: Just stop it. We are not getting a theme song.

(thinks to self): Crazy, they are both crazy

LL/Slag: Fine.

WE: Good, now let's go back insi

[Psycho Hulk]

((::Smiles:: And my life is complete, thanks for that LL. Made my miserable month...have a moment of happiness :) :) ))

[LarryLegend]

You should kill off Slag.:up:

No. He's under contract and his agent would sue.

[Daisy]

Plus he has yet to sign that life-insurance policy naming me as beneficiary.

Oh wait... you were just talking about in the show! :o ;)

[TheSlag]

Hey... HEY... HEY!!!!! It's Faaaatt Alberrt ;)

[LarryLegend]

Scene 26

Our intrepid trio has re-entered Comic-Con and is checking out the displays.

Slag: You know what movie wasn't half assed bad? Fat Albert.

LL: And you're bringing this up now because? :confused:

Slag: I dunno. It just popped into my head as we were walking around.

WE: There's an endorsement. Fat Albert, Slagger says its not half assed bad.

Slag: They should put that on the box. It would increase its rentals.

LL/WE: Sure it would. :rolleyes:

The trio continues walking, when suddenly their interupted.

BAMF

WE: What the? :confused:

Slag: Its that guy who appeared in our van during our last roadtrip.

See TB Friends: The Roadtrip

LL: I thought that was just a drunken vision. :confused:

Spicecrawler: Hello once again my friends.

LL: Is he really there or are we all seeing things? :confused:

SC walks over and punches LL in the gut.

SC: Does that feel real to you?

LL: Dayum boys, he is real.

(thinks to self): And he punches like a girl.

WE: SC, how you doing?

SC: Great. I'm here checking out all the X-Men related stuff.

Slag: Cool, we're checking out the Spider-Man stuff. So far we've meet JMS and Rami.

SC: Ah, so you're the infamous JMS assailants.

WE: Alledged Assailants.

Slag: Yeah, that was us.

SC: Cool, I never liked JMS anyways.

The four continued talking until LL, WE and Slag heard another BAMF and SC was gone.

[TheSlag]

Hey... HEY.... HEY!!!!! ;)

Inside Info Buddie... You broke the vault...errr.. "bunker".

You crossed the line... THE LINE IS A POINT TO YOU!!!!!






*Good Stuff* ... Punches like a girl... If Spice see's that, he may BAMF you. ;)

[LarryLegend]

So that's what that point is;) .

Arad is still upcoming, still working it out and of course more cameos (including a hottie or two), who knows what TBer's may appear next.

[Abaddon]

I wanna renogotiate my contract.:mad:

[LarryLegend]

I wanna renogotiate my contract.:mad:

Well I could always kill you off or give you a new prison rommate named Bubba. :eek: ;)

[Abaddon]

Well I could always kill you off or give you a new prison rommate named Bubba. :eek: ;)


You wouldnt dare.:eek::mad:

[TheSlag]

Well I could always kill you off or give you a new prison rommate named Bubba. :eek: ;)

:up: Wasn't that scene two from our first road trip????? :mad:

[Abaddon]

Are you calling LL a hack?:eek:

[TheSlag]

Are you calling LL a hack?:eek:

If it walks like a duck... talks like a duck... :)

DAMN!!!! So much for getting the girl in the next episode :eek:

[LarryLegend]

Scene 27

After an eventful day at Comic-Con, our heros have made arrangments to meet with an old friend. They have just entered Gil Kane's Bar where they're meeting acclaimed director, The Guy Who Knows.

LL: Do you see him?

WE: At the back, the table with all the penguins.

LL, WE and Slag walk over to Guy's table.

Guy: Hey fellas, nice to see you again.

Slag/LL/WE: Hey Guy.

Guy: You remember the Penguin Protectorate don't you?

WE: Of course we do.

(thinks to self): I still say the whole Penguin Protectorate is crazy. But hey, Guy's putting me in a movie where I get to makeout with Jessica Biel, so dude could wear a pink bunny suit everywhere for all I care. :up:

Slag (to the penguins): Whazzup fellas. Evening Hector.

(thinks to self): Where's Cuthbert? CPE! CPE! CPE!

LL, WE and Slag sit down.

Guy: So I suppose you know why I called you all here?

WE: You wanted people to drink with?

Guy: Not exactly.

(thinks to self): Of course I asked them here to drink but I need to give a more professional reason than that.

LL: To discuss our little incident with JMS and how it might effect the Guy film?

Guy: Naw, Wilson already talked to you about that. Besides its good for publicity.

Slag: Why did you call us then?

Guy: Well, I just wanted to update you on the film. We'll start shooting in about a month. So far we've planned to shoot in Vancouver, New York, London and Prague and we'll add more locations as we go along.

LL: Cool.

WE: Anything else?

Guy: Yeah, since we've dumped Katie Holmes from the project, I wanted Larry to met Erica Durrance since they'll be working together. One moment please.

Guy gets up and walks out. He returns shortly with a stunning young woman.

Guy: Larry Legend, meet Erica Durrance.

Erica: Hi, Larry. Its great to meet you. I've heard so much about you.

LL stands and walks over. He grabs Erica's hand and kisses it.

LL: The pleasure's all mine.

Slag (thinks to self): Dayum charmer. :mad:

Guy: So you two know the drill. I need you to....

LL and Erica begin to makeout.

Guy: kiss.

(thinks to self): I never have to ask these three twice.

WE: So I guess the three of us will be drinking since Larry is um busy.

Guy: Actually Eagle, I've got a suprise for you too.

A young woman walks up behind WE and places her hands over his eyes.

JB: Guess who?

WE: Jessica.

(thinks to self): I sure hopes its Jessica Biel or I'm in trouble.

JB: None other.

WE and JB embrace and begin to makeout.

Slag: So Guy, any suprise guests for me?

Guy: Nope, sorry Slagger.

Slag: Not again. This is exactly what happened last time. LL and WE get the girls, you and I drink and then you go home and I'm stuck by myself. :mad:

Guy: Yeah about last time sorry about that. I would have stayed longer but I got an urgent call from Cuthbert.

Slag: Was she all right?

Guy: Yeah, she just missed me and wanted me to fly back.

(thinks to self): Who wouldn't fly back for her?

Erica and LL walk back over.

Erica: Guy, Larry's perfect for the part.

LL: Guy, Slag, we're leaving. See you later.

LL and Erica Durrance leave.

Slag: Legend gets the girl again.

(thinks to self): Maybe she'll go crazy and dump him for an older man like the one. Dayum charmer/cupcake wrangler. :mad:

WE and JB walk over.

WE: We're leaving. See you later.

WE and JB leave.

Guy: So I guess we'll be drinking by ourselves.

Guy's phone rings.

Guy: Hello. What? I'll be right there.

Guy jumps up.

Guy: Slag, I hate to do this to you but I have to leave. Its an emergency.

Slag: Sure.

(thinks to self): At least he forgot his credit card so the beer is free.

Author's Note: Slag not getting a girl in this scene has absolutly nothing to do with his comments about me being a hack. Nothing at all. ;)

[TheSlag]

*sniff*sniff* *wipes away a tear*


I love dirinking with those little tuxedo wearin Pervs. :D

[LarryLegend]

Atleast you're not complaing about not getting the girl, although Misty could return (or Cuthbert or a new hottie)

[LarryLegend]

Scene 28

Its the morning after and Slag is sitting in a booth at the trio's hotel restaurant waiting for WE and LL.

Slag (thinks to self): Lousy no good bums. Off they go, thinking only about their own libidos. They leave me all alone but do they care? No! :mad:

WE enters and walks over to Slag's booth.

WE: Morning brother. How are you this fine morning?

Slag: Don't you call me brother. You abandoned me last night. :mad:

WE: Slag, I'm sorry but come on, Jessica was there and we haven't seen each other since....... (Slag interupts)

Slag: Since the last time you abandoned me to go off with her? :mad:

See TB Friends: The Roadtrip

WE: Well, I was going to say for awhile but yeah.

(thinks to self): It was too long. Too long indeed. :(

Slag: Whatever you say Brutus?

WE: So now I'm a traitor?

Slag: Well, I'm not talking Popeye, buddie.

At this moment, LL walks in and sits down.

LL: Good morning all.

(thinks to self): Erica rocks! :up:

Slag: Ah, here he is Benedict Arnold.

LL (to WE): What's he talking about? :confused:

WE (to LL): He's just mad because you left last night to hook up with Erica and I left last night to hook up with Jessica.

LL: Dude, you and her hooked up again? Sweet.

WE: Thanks but hey its not like you did too bad.

LL and WE high five.

Slag: That's right traitors, go ahead and brag and gloat.

LL: Slag, look we're sorry but it happened. Let's just put this behind us and go back to Comic-Con today.

Slag: Fine! But I'm still mad at you two.

[The Green Goblin]

Well, at least there's always hot water in the morning, probably due to Slag having to take so many cold showers :D (except for the Bubba scene :o)

Er ... sorry buddie ... *hic* ... :eek:

[LarryLegend]

Scene 29

Our heros have returned to Comic-Con and are taking in the displays. WE and LL are in high spirits (aww heck, those two are giddy like a pair of school girls). On the opposite side of the spectrum, Slag is still seething with rage.

LL: Man, look at all the cool stuff.

WE: They have everything here. Its fantastic.

LL, WE and Slag stop at a large booth, which contains a comic book store to browse. The sign indicates it is The Black ArchKnight Comic Book Store The owner walks over and extends a greeting.

Donald Thomas: Aloha, True Belivers.

WE/LL: Aloha.

Slag: Hey.

DT: Are you looking for anything in particular today?

LL: Do you have any Spider-Man stuff?

DT: Yes, we do. In fact, we have quite a large selection. Right this way.

DT leads the three to the Spider-Man section.

DT: Here we are. Happy hunting. Remember Spidey Rules with dedicated fans such as yourselves.

WE, LL and Slag begin to browse. WE pulls out a few comics.

WE: Look, he has ASM 135-137. I have got to get these.

LL: Don't you already have them?

WE: Yeah but they involve the Green Goblin. You can never have too much Goblin related items.

Slag: Interesting choice. Fitting that a traitor would choose issues that dealt with betrayal. :mad:

WE: What? :confused:

Slag: Come on, in ASM 135, Harry confirms his long held suspecion that Peter is Spider-Man. ASM 136-137 deal with him donning the Goblin mantle in response to that betrayal.

WE: Look Slag, I just want the issues because their GG related.

LL: Yeah Slag, you know that Eagle loves the GG.

Slag: Its interesting that neither of you deny your betrayals. :mad:

LL: Come on Slag. So WE and I hooked up with some hotties last night and you didn't . It happens. You need to move on.

WE: Yeah, its not like the girls went home with us after they turned you down. I mean its not like when Misty hooked up with you after shoting down Larry.

Slag: Yeah, that's true. Man that was sweet. :up:

LL: Thanks for dredging that up Eagle.

WE: No problem buddy.

(thinks to self): I never get tired of teasing him about that.

Slag: Aww, is Larry still mad over that.

(thinks to self): She choose me Larry, me. I won. Me, the Slagger.

LL: Yeah, yeah, the crazy girl turned down Larry. Give it a break.

Slag: It still kills you doesn't it? I can tell.

LL: Whatever man.

(Thinks to self): Dayum. I still can't believe she picked Slag over me? Why? Why? Why did this happen? :confused:

WE: Well, I'm going to buy these? Are you guys done?

LL: Yeah, I'm going to pick up this TPB of Spider-Man Blue. The last real story about Gwen before JMS published his hatchet job.

Slag: I'm done too.

And with that the three purchase their wares and resume their wandering.

[DC/MARVEL]

This needs some Beavis and Butthead. And cowbell, it needs more cowbell.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 30

After patching up their differences, WE, LL and Slag decide to attend a talk by John Semper, the Producer/Story Editor of 90's Spider-Man cartoon.

Emcee: Ladies and Gentleman, it gives me great pleasure to introduce John Semper of Spider-Man The Animated Series (SM:TAS) fame. Please put your hands together.

The audience burst into applause.

JS: Thank you, thank you. Its great to be here at Comic-Con. Today, I'm going to discuss SM:TAS. To begin.....

WE gets up and interrupts.

WE: So what's your opinion on the 1960's cartoon?

JS: Well, I'm not really here to talk about that. I'm here to talk about my show, SM:TAS.

WE: Yeah but as a fan, what did you think?

JS: Well, I watched it when it premiered on ABC. At the time, I thought it was much cooler than anything on TV.

WE: Yeah it is great. (WE pauses) Wait a minute, you said "I thought", what's your opinion now?

JS: Well, I must admit, I watched some episodes of that series on VHS before I started work on SM:TAS. Truthfully, I was suprised at how crude it was.

WE: Philistine. :mad:

WE sits down. He's fuming.

JS: Moving right along. Now before I was interupted, I was talking about.......(JS is interupted again).

A young man sitting two rows in front of our heros stands up and begins talking.

Harlekin: What do you think about Spider-Man Unlimited? Its awesome ain't it Dude?

JS: Actually, I thought it was garabge. It was poorly designed, poorly written and poorly conceived. Its just awful.

(thinks to self): Worst series ever!

Harlekin: So were you used as a consultant for Spider-Man Unlimited?

JS: :eek: Good lord, no, of course not. I was "personna non grata" with Avi by then because I had fought with him too much on the previous series.

Slag stands up.

Slag: Way to go. Anybody who fights with Avi has to be all right.

JS: Thanks. Where was I? Oh yeah, Avi wanted to work with story editors who would do what he wanted without conflict, so no Spider-Man Unlimited for me.

(thinks to self): And what did you wind up with Avi, you scumbag? Argueably the worst Spider-Man series ever!!!)

[LarryLegend]

Scene 31

JS: Wow, this has been great so far but we've really gotten off topic everyone. So getting back to my talk, at first I was rejected for the series but then........(JS is interupted)

LL stands up and begins to speak.

LL: So how much did Avi try to dictate what you did on the series? Specifically how much were things guided by the needs of his Toy Company?

JS: Originally Avi Arad intended the series to be one big toy commercial. So when I came onboard to work on the series, I really had to battle against that mentality. Let me tell you, things were quite tense.

LL: So what did you do?

JS: Eventually I convinced Avi that a great show would sell toys better than anything else and that I wanted to make a really great show.

JS (thinks to self): Its always about making as much money as possible with you, isn't Arad. You dayum greedy creep.

LL: Did Avi meddle while the series was being created?

JS: All of the time. All of the time.

(thinks to self): The man was a complete pain in the butt.

LL: How exactly?

JS: It wasn't uncommon to get a call from Avi's people asking me to use a certain character because they were going to be making a toy out of that character. The toyline really affacted what I did.

Slag gets up

Slag: Why in the world did you use Madame Web?

JS: I'll tell you this my friend, Avi was dead set against using Madame Web. However I insisted because I saw a place for her in my big final storyline.

Slag: Hey, I might have done it just to piss off Avi, if I had been in your shoes.

(thinks to self): But its not likely. I mean its one thing to piss off Avi Arad but Madame Web just sucks.

JS: Its funny because they ended up making a Madame Web toy. I have one at home and its one of my most prized possessions.

WE (to LL): Now that's just sad.

LL (to WE): Very sad indeed.

[TheSlag]

Not suck... Blows... Chunks... BIG CHUNKS!!! Only character that makes Black Crappy look good IMO. At least there, the visual is ummm.... "entertainin" :eek: ;)

[Abaddon]

I kinda liked Madame Web.:confused::(

[TheSlag]

I kinda liked Madame Web.:confused::(

Like... I'm surprised??? ;)

[Abaddon]

Like... I'm surprised??? ;)


That's it,no spinoff for you.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Old%20Smileys/mad.gif

[LarryLegend]

Scene 32

Slag: So why the heck was the Kingpin featured so prominantly in your series?

JS: Well, at the time that we did the series, the Kingpin was being used as more of a DD villian than as a Spider-Man villian. But remember, in the 1960's when he was first introduced, the Kingpin was one of Spider-Man's villians.

Slag: Yeah, nice history lesson. Care to answer the question?

JS: I did. Look, I've answered enough questions. I've got a talk to give. Please sit down.

Slag: Fine.

(thinks to self): I'd kick his ass but who really cares about John Semper. Heck most superhero fans don't even know who he is. :mad:

Slag sits down.

JS: Getting back on track. I was not the first choice for this series. However one day out of the blue, I get a phone call from....(JS is interupted, yet again)

LL: So did the proposed James Cameron live action Spider-Man movie interfer with your series? And if so how?

JS: I don't know because I was never considered important enough to read the ultra top secret, sacred holy script, which is otherwise known as the Cameron treatment. Only special people like Avi got to read it. :rolleyes:

LL: I see. Very interesting.

JS: You bet. But let me tell you, I take solace in the fact that its lining a dumpster somewhere or rotting away in a landfill.

LL: Actually its being mocked repeatedly by fans in chatrooms across the Internet.

JS: Sweet. :up:

[Abaddon]

Strand?:rolleyes:

[LarryLegend]

Scene 33

JS: Well actually its not completly true to say that I don't know how the proposed Cameron film conflicted with my series. In reality, I was forbidden to use Electro and the Sandman because they were the two villians, Cameron was planning to use in his film. When it was clear that the film was a no-go, I used Electro.

LL: Yeah in a totally bastardized manner. :down

JS: Excuse me? :confused:

LL: You made Electro the son of the freaking Red Skull!! :mad:

JS: So?

LL: That's a complete perversion of his character. Pluse he appeared for like two minutes in the episode.

JS: I think we need to agree to disagree and move on.

(thinks to self): What does he know? Electro had like six minutes of screen time in that episode. It was genius to make him the son of the Red Skull. Genuis, I say!

LL: Whatever dude, whatever.

(thinks to self): Wonder if I can kick his ass without starting a riot? Ah, its Semper, who's going to protect him?

LL sits down. JS looks at his watch.

JS: Boy, time is just flying by. Back to my talk. So the series was in a complete shambles when........(JS is interupted).

WE: Why in the world did you introduce the HobGoblin before you introduced the Green Goblin? :bomb:

JS: My fired predecessor's only lasting contribution to the series was his decision to use the HobGoblin over the Green Goblin. As a result of this decision, Avi had decided to introduce a major, very expensive toyline which was centered around the HobGoblin. So we were stuck with using the HobGoblin.

WE: You should have told Avi to piss off and just have introduced the Green Goblin first.

JS: Yeah, maybe. It was just wrong to introduce the HobGoblin first. That original HobGoblin two parter is just a waste of time. It was designed solely to sell toys. I hated it when we wrote it! I hated it when it aired and I hate it now! :mad:

(thinks to self): I hate Arad. I hate him. Always about his bleeping toyline and him making money. :mad:

WE: Hey, it wasn't so bad. I'm just saying that the Green Goblin shoud have been introduced first.

JS: You're too kind, sir. Too kind.

WE: Besides the episodes with the Green Goblin were pretty good.

JS: Thank you. Now back to my talk.

A Comic-Con ex comes up to Semper and whispers something in his ear.

JS: What do you mean I'm out of time? I still have a talk to give.

CCE: Sorry, you're time is up. Not our fault you wasted so much time answering questions.

JS: But I have a talk to give. I have important things to say!

CCE: Sorry, time to go.

JS: This is an outrage. These people butted in worst than Arad. You can't do this to me! :mad:

CCE: Sir, you can leave quietly or security can assist you.

JS: Fine, I'm going.

[Abaddon]

"Turning Point" was a great ep.:)

[LarryLegend]

Scene 34

John Semper of SM:TAS fame has just been escorted off the stage, while a stunned audience looks on. After his removal, the crowd begins to disperse.

WE: Didn't see that one coming.

LL: Me neither. Its amazing how many people we've seen lose it over the past two days. I mean first Oscar, then Rami, now Semper. Think it has anything to do with us?

WE: Of course not.

Slag: Stop the yammering. There are more important things to discuss.

WE: Like what?

Slag: Like where do you guys want to go for a beer?

WE: I heard of a place that's supposed to be good.

Slag: Let's roll.

Our heros leave the conference room and exit Comic-Con. Soon they are standing outside their destination.

WE: Here we are.

LL looks up at the sign above the door. It reads: Jack Kirby's

LL: Are you sure this place is any good?

WE: Trust me, this place is legendary.

WE, LL and Slag enter and find a table.

Slag (to LL): Dude, its your turn to buy. First round is on you.

LL: Fine.

LL goes to place the order.

WE: Just remember Slag, you can't drink and then disappear before you buy a round.

Slag: Why cause its wrong?

WE: Nope, cause its my turn to do that.

LL returns with a pitcher of beer.

LL: Here we go. And you guys have to buy a pitcher apiece. Nobody's sneaking off tonight.

WE: It never crossed my mind.

(thinks to self): How did he know?

The fellas get down to drinking and begin to watch a baseball game (Hey its July, not much else on in the sports world) . However they are unable to concentrate on the game because of a conversation taking place at the next table.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 35

Herr Logan: Listen and listen good my friend. The truth is Peter Parker is an inherently selfish person. His true motivation in all that he does is guilt. Guilt is what caused him to become a crime fighter and it continues to be about guilt with regard to other people he's failed. Look at the comics. He'd constantly think to himself about how he needs to do certain things or avoid doing certain things so he won't tear himself apart with guilt. He would go out web-swinging during periods of extreme stress with the conscious knowledge that he was doing it to distract himself from the anxiety. Peter is a good example of egoism-- the notion that all human morality comes from purely self-directed drives and needs.

WE (to Slag and LL): What the hell is up with that guy? Who reads Spider-Man and psychologically analyze the characters?

Arach Knight: That's quite intruiging Logan. I must say that your view on Peter Parker's characterization is an impressive one. Your take on Peter's personality seems to stem from the belief system of Thrasymachus, who felt that being immoral is to ones' profit and advantage. Mostly, your view stems from psychological egoism which states that every act is motivated by self interest. In other words, all things we do, even good ones, are done out of selfishness.

WE: Dayum, it gets worse. There's two of them.

Slag: Remember the good ole days, when people went to bars to drink beer and talk about sports?

LL: Well you forgot to mention picking up girls but yeah I do.

Slag: The world is just not what it used to be.

HL and AK look over at the trio with withering looks of intellectual disdan. They then continue their conversation.

HL: Spider-Man is essentially Kantian in his ethics, but for more obviously self-centered reasons than those that shaped Emmanuel Kant. I don't know what Kant might have been beating himself up for at any time in his life, but Spider-Man quite clearly follows his own credo because he's afraid of what will happen if he doesn't.

LL: You know I really doubt that Stan Lee considered this stuff when he created Spider-Man.

WE: Absolutly. He just focused on creating great characters and memorable stories.

Slag: Memorable stories and great characters. What a novel approach. So much better than the shock and piss off approach of Joey Q.

HL looks over at the trio. His face displays his utter disgust.

HL: Do you three morons mind? We're trying to have a serious conversation. :mad:

Slag: Whatever Dude. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[TheSlag]

LMAO... and here I expected the "convo" next door to be Cuthbert and another blonde talking about Girl on Girl Sex. ;)

[LarryLegend]

LMAO... and here I expected the "convo" next door to be Cuthbert and another blonde talking about Girl on Girl Sex. ;)

Dayum that would have been even better than what I did.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 36

HL gets up and walks over to the fella's table. He's standing right behind Slag.

HL: You better keep your comments to yourself bub. Otherwise things could get ugly. :mad:

Slag: You and what army?

HL: Don't temp me bub, don't temp me. :mad:

WE: Whatever, you chicken. You talk big but that's all it is, talk.

HL looks over at WE. His muscles tense but he resists temptation.

HL: Bah, I've got better thing to do than deal with a bunch imbeciles like you, guys. :mad:

HL returns to his table and resumes his conversation.

AK: Logan, what you just said before we were interupted is quite interesting. You seem to be drawing on Platonic philosophy.

HL: You mean that Plato believed that humans act out of interest for everybody, because the good of every other person, is good for the individual as well?

AR: Exactly. In a sense, Peter does seem to reflect that view. By helping others, he saves lives and averts disaster. However, he is also satisfied because helping others abaits the guilt he feels for his failures in life or at least what he perceives to be failures.

Slag and WE start laughing quite loudly. AR and HL stop their discussion and walk over to their table.

HL: As I said before, do you morons have a problem?

WE: Nope, just what you guys are saying is simply goofy. A couple of snobby college boys trying to sound smart.

AK: I have no reason to humble myself to your verbal comfort. If you find disdain for the way I verbally conduct myself, then let that be how you feel, rather than your assumption of my character.

WE: I think you just proved my point.

AK: Simpleton.

HL clenches his fists and a determined look comes over his face.

HL: Let's show them how "college boys" kick ass. :mad:

LL steps between WE/Slag and HL and AK.

LL(to HL and AK): That's enough out of you two!

HL/AK: What?

LL: You two have been rambling on and on trying to link the works of the great thinkers of western civilization to Spider-Man. Face it, as great as it is, its just a comic book. When Stan Lee created Spider-Man, he wasn't trying to teach people philosophy, he was merely attempting to entertain them.

AK: You obviously fail to comprehend our discourse. Therefore you chose to mock us. That's the reason for your diatribe against Logan and myself.

LL: Nope, its becaue you two are being goofy.

AK: Its incomprehension. :mad:

LL: Look, before you two were talking about pyschological egoism. That's essentially what Thomas Hobbes expoused in Leviathian. Hobbes clearly believed that there was no such thing as an altruistic act. So what. Do you think Stan Lee was influenced by that as well?

Before HL or AK can answer WE speaks up.

WE: Where did that come from Larry?

LL: What do you guys think I did at college?

Slag: Drink beer.

WE: Sleep with Co-eds.

Slag: Hang out at the Frat House.

LL: Well, of course I did that. But I went to class too. How do you think I got an A in philosophy?

WE: Didn't you sleep with the teaching assistant?

LL: No that was Calculus. Remember, she was the really hot blonde?

Slag: I remember her. She was smoking hot.

WE: Oh yeah.

LL: Anyhow the point is, I did more than party at college, I got an education.

HL: How nice. Who cares. We're still going to teach you losers a lesson.

AK: That's right, losers.

WE, LL and Slag look at each other.

LL: In the immortal words of Nike, let's do it.

A fight quickly breaks out and just as quickly is over. HL and AK lay knocked out on the floor.

WE: Time to go.

Slag: Looks like it.

[Kevin D. Comicboy]

i was liking it...then the JMS bashing started. kinda killed it for me, so i stopped reading it. otherwise it was very good and it kept me awake. good job,

[LarryLegend]

i was liking it...then the JMS bashing started. kinda killed it for me, so i stopped reading it. otherwise it was very good and it kept me awake. good job,

I don't like JMS but we can agree to disagree. If you get to scene 11 the JMS part is over. The rest is interesting too.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 37

Its the day after the bar fight and LL and Slag are hanging out at Comic-Con waiting for WE. LL is reading the paper, while Slag is pacing. He's clearly upset that WE hasn't shown up yet.

LL: Well, I be, he did it.

Slag: What?

LL: Do you remember that guy who was in jail with us, Abaddon?

Slag: Yeah, the ghey dude. Didn't he call himself the Flamer?

LL: He wasn't ghey. Flammer was the online tv thing he did.

Slag: Oh yeah, now I remember.

(thinks to self): I've still got my doubts about that guy.

LL: Anyhow it says here that he escaped from jail.

Slag: What did he do?

LL: He pretended to be sick so they took him to the infirmery. Once he was there, he shimied out of a window and was gone.

Slag: Good for him.

(thinks to self): Good thing he got out before he got attacked by some guy named Bubba.

A figure walks up behind LL and Slag.

WE: Morning boys..

LL and Slag turn around to greet WE and pause in shock. Finally after a minute, LL speaks.

LL: What they heck are you wearing?

Slag: He's dressed like Indiana Jones. He thinks he's Harrison Ford.

WE: Its my Indy outfit.

Slag: You look goofy bruther.

WE: Gee thanks.
(thinks to self): What does he know. Dude dresses up in a pink tutu.

LL: I can't believe you dressed up like Indiana Jones. How sad. Its not Halloween you know.

WE: What do you guys know.

Slag: We know you look like some crazy geeky fan.

WE: I'll have you know it took alot of time to put together this outfit.

LL: What, you went to a few flea markets?

WE: This is an official Wested Indiana Jones Jacket. I had it customed designed and made to my individual specs by Peter Botwright in London, England.

Slag: Who's he?

WE: He designed the jacket for Ford in all three movies. This is a Mark VII gas mask bag that I got from Solider of Fortune. I ordered the boots from Alden footwear.

LL: Where did you get the whip from a fetish store?

Slag: Good one, Larry.

WE: Nope, I got it on Ebay. It was used in Temple of Doom.

Slag: Whatever Eagle. I'll tell you this much. No woman is going to look at you twice while you're in that get-up.

LL: Sorry bruther but Slag speaks the truth.

A voice rings out behind the trio. Its Jessica Biel.

JB: Well, I think he looks sexy.

Slag/LL: What?

WE: Jessica.

JB: Eagle.

JB and WE embrace and share a quick kiss.

WE: What are you doing here?

JB: I decided to come back to see you. And may I just say you look great. I love the Indy look. You look so hot.

LL and Slag are standing there in utter shock.

WE: So you boys were saying?
(thinks to self): Who's laughing now boys?

LL: We didn't say anything, nothing at all.
(thinks to self): Who knew?

Slag: I don't recall saying anything.
(thinks to self): I have got to get me one of those outfits.

[The Green Goblin]

*Big grin*

*wipes tear*

*chuckles again*

Brilliant LL, BRILLIANT!!! :up: *applause*

*Frankenstein/Tarzan/Tonto voice* J-E-S-S-I-C-A!

[LarryLegend]

Thanks, thought you'd like it. Wasn't sure it worked.

[Abaddon]

Haha I enjoyed scene 36.But you forgot Logans trademark ":wolverine"

And I finally escaped.:)

[LarryLegend]

What did I forget with Logan?

Yeah, you're free. It was a hard choice between freeing you and letting Bubba "attack" you but in the end freedom won out.

[Abaddon]

He always uses the "wolverine" smiley at the end of his posts.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 38

WE and JB have taken off to share a "special moment". (Special Moment, who are we trying to kid? This ain't the WB. WE and JB went off to well use your imagination)

LL (to Slag): Well, looks like its just you and me bud.

Slag (to LL): Yes, it does. Look Larry, we have some time before Arad's apperance, I'm going to go run and errand.

LL(to Slag): All right, Slag. See you later.

Slag leaves.

LL (thinks to self): Guess its just me. Dayum WE. I can't believe he hooked up again. :mad: And Slag just leaving me here. Well who knows what he's up to? :confused:

LL begins to walk around Comic-Con. He stops to look at a display of vintage Fantastic Four comics. He hears a voice calling his name.

KPB: Hey Larry.

LL: Hey Bear.

KPB: Long time no see.

LL: Yeah, the last time I saw you, you were running madly out of a bar with Slag and WE chasing after you.

See TB Friends: The Roadtrip. Yeah, I hype my past work. Sue me.

KPB: I can't believe they were so mad I drank some of their beer.

LL: I could have been worse you could have insulted Texas or Auburn football.

(thinks to self): He thinks they got mad over some beer. That was nothing. If he had done that, they would have killed him.

KPB: Wow.

(thinks to self): Those guys are crazy.

LL: Anyhow its nice to see you.

KPB: Yeah, you too. Anyways I've got to run. I just wanted to say hi.

KPB leaves. LL continues walking around. Soon he hears another voice calling his name.

Slag: Larry. Wait up buddie.

LL turns around and his jaw drops. Slag is dressed in a complete replica of Mel Gibson's outfit in Braveheart. He's even painted his face.

Slag: So what do you think?
(thinks to self): This outfit is fantastic. I'm am so getting the ladies because of this.

LL: Its umm....that is its....Slag, its something else.

Slag: Glad you like it.
(thinks to self): Dude is so jealous of my outfit. Its totally obvious.

LL (thinks to self): I can't believe he did this. Wait its Slag, yes, yes I can.

LL: So why the outfit?

Slag: It worked for Eagle so I figured why not? Besides I've always admired William Wallace.
(thinks to self): Its about getting babes dude. Babes.

LL and Slag walk around Comic-Con. Slag's outfit draws many stares. However it doesn't seem to work with the ladies.

Slag: I think this outfit is broken. Nothing is happening.

[TheSlag]

Broken!?!?!??! William Wallace?? Braveheart!?!?!?! NEVER!!!!

must be this cheap $1 perfum....errrr... cologne I bought at WonkyMart ;)... everytime I walk into close proximity of "da ladies" they start screaming....




























"FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMM" ;)

[twylight]

Umm..where is moi? :mad:

I'm suing! I get more 'screen' time as a future lesbian!:mad:

[LarryLegend]

Umm..where is moi? :mad:

I'm suing! I get more 'screen' time as a future lesbian!:mad:

I just haven't found the right scene for you. But if you keep complaining I'll keep you out or make you Slag's girlfriend.

[TheSlag]

I get more 'screen' time as a future lesbian!:mad:


And your point would be????? *gets glassy eyed stare as he thinks about it* ;)

[TheSlag]

I just haven't found the right scene for you. But if you keep complaining I'll keep you out or make you Slag's girlfriend.

Over the line my friend... OVER the line. The LINE is a DOT to YOU.

[LarryLegend]

Sorry Slag. Please forgive me. Don't make me go in the box.

[TheSlag]

Sorry Slag. Please forgive me. Don't make me go in the box.


LOL. :up: You KISSED TWY!!!! Murder... Romance.... Jail breaks... and now incest?!?!?!?!? This story DOES have it all!!!! :up:

*no problem* I know it was all in fun... and besides... I have my annual flea dip....errr... bath... I meant bath. ;)

[LarryLegend]

LOL. :up: You KISSED TWY!!!! Murder... Romance.... Jail breaks... and now incest?!?!?!?!? This story DOES have it all!!!! :up:

*no problem* I know it was all in fun... and besides... I have my annual flea dip....errr... bath... I meant bath. ;)

Kiss twylight, that's just a horrible thought. My stories may have romance, jail breaks and fights but no incest.

[twylight]

.... make you Slag's girlfriend.

:eek:

I'll be good. I'll be GOOD!


*Quickly goes to stop her lawyer*

[TheSlag]

:eek:

I'll be good. I'll be GOOD!


*Quickly goes to stop her lawyer*

Works at a church... never had a man...

Anyone feel like a game of cards... Old Maid anyone???


Pretty self evident how one can "cross the line" from his or her character in the script, to personal insults... is it not?

Do not include me in the script for a while Larry til I get in a better frame of mind.

[LarryLegend]

Actually after yesterday I've decided to put it on hold for awhile.

[LarryLegend]

New stuff coming soon. Maybe even an apperance by twylight.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 39

LL: You know Slag, maybe the outfit is broken. Maybe dressing up like Braveheart just isn't a good way to attract the ladies.

Slag: Are you crazy?

LL: I'm just offering an observation.

LL and Slag continue walking. They soon come upon a pack young men, who's milling has blocked Slag and Larry's path.

Slag: Wonder what's going on? Maybe there giving out free beer. Or maybe there's some hottie.

LL: I think its because of a girl. There's some girl over there dressed up in a superhero costume.

Slag takes a closer look and does a double take.

Slag: Uh Larry, I think you need to take a closer look.

LL: Why?

Slag: Isn't that girl in the Black Canary costume, your little sister twylight?

LL: No way, you're imagining things. I talked to my parents shortly before we left and they said she was going to some church conference for young adults.

Slag: Yeah, she might have said that but she's over there.

LL takes a closer look and realizes Slag is right.

LL: Excuse me for a minute Slag, I need to go have a talk with my sister.

Slag: Why do I need to go?
(thinks to self): I want to watch the fight.

LL: Because its a family matter.

Slag: Fine. I'll go see if I can get this outfit to work.

Slag leaves. LL walks over to the group. He pushes a few suitors out of the way.

theevolutionist: Hey man, relax. There's no need to shove me. Everybody'll get a chance to talk to that hottie over there. I mean I can understand your hurry. What a babe.

LL picks up theevolutionist with both hands and hold him in the air. He looks ready to kill him.

Evo: Help me. Please help me.

LL: Look buddy, that's my little sister over there. :mad:

Evo: Did I say hottie. I meant fine young woman that I would be honoured to get to know better.
(thinks to self): I'm so dead.

LL: Just get out of here. :mad:

LL puts theevolutionist down. Evo runs away quickly.

LL (to the rest of the group): That goes for the rest of you. Get out of here now! :mad:

The rest of the guys scatter.

twylight: What did you do that for? I was just talking with them. :mad:
(thinks to self): He always does this. He's so overprotective.

LL: Thoe guys were a bunch of losers. You're better off. That's not the point. The point is what the hell are you doing here? :mad:

twylight: I don't suppose you'd buy making friends, checking out talks and buying comics?
(thinks to self): Its worth a shot.

LL: No. You told Mom and Dad that you were going to some church conference for young adults.

twylight: Well I needed a cover story. Its not like they would have let me come.

LL: I can't believe you lied to Mom and Dad.

twylight: Oh, like you never did anything wrong?

LL: Of course not. I was an angel.

twylight: Sure, sure Pinochio. I remember you having wild parties with your buddies Slag and Eagle when Mom and Dad were out of town.

LL: How do you know about those. We held them after you were asleep?

twylight: I used to sneak down and watch while hiding on the stairs.

LL: I can't believe you did that.
(thinks to self): Eagle and Slag were right about seeing her and all this time I just thought that they were drunk and imagining things.

twylight: Not to mention all those sleep-overs you had. Staying over at friends to study my foot.

LL: How did you know about that?

twylight: Like you guys would really study all night.

LL: Good point.

twylight: So are you going to tell Mom and Dad.

LL: No, no I'm not.

[Abaddon]

You shouldve gave Evo an atomic wedgie.:o

[twylight]

You shouldve gave Evo an atomic wedgie.:o

So much hate for the poor lil' guy.....

[Abaddon]

So much hate for the poor lil' guy.....


Hate is such a strong word.:o

[LarryLegend]

Atomic Wedgie woulda been good. I was thinking I could have made twylight a lesbian too.

[Abaddon]

:eek:!

[LarryLegend]

I'm thinking maybe Slag could give theevolutionist a wedgie or Abaddon.

[Abaddon]

And then I can flay him alive.:)

[Maxwinner]

Dude! Your the next Kevin ****ing Smith..



Can you write me in!? Pretty please with sugar on top! :)

[LarryLegend]

Perhaps. I take ideas, suggestions.

Considering how slack I've been in updating this, maybe I really am the next Kevin Smith.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 40

twylight: So how long have you guys been here?

LL: We've been here a few days and you?

twylight: We just got in yesterday.

Brother and sister are interupted as Slag returns.

Slag: Hey, I'm back, did you miss me?

twylight (laughing): What are you wearing? :eek: :confused:

Slag: I'm dressed as William Wallace. This outfit is killer. A classic, I say, a classic.
(thinks to self): Dayum outfit is still broken.

twylight: Sure.
(thinks to self): I can't believe I had a crush on you when I was younger.

Slag: So Larry, did you straighten twylight out about her lying?

LL: Yeah, we uh talked.

Slag: Come on, tell me you let her have it.

LL: Oh, I did.

Slag: Why am I not convinced?

LL: She mentioned a few things you. me and Eagle did back in the day.

Slag: I knew she saw us at those parties. But oh no, you were like, Dudes, you're so drunk. You're seeing things.

twylight: Well, he was right, you were drunk.

Slag: Did I ask you?

twylight: Just an observation.

Slag: So you let it go then?

LL: Pretty much. Any luck with the outfit?

Slag: None.

At that moment a loud voice interrupts the conversation.

Maxwinner (to twylight): Hey baby. Nice outfit. Why don't you come over and give me some sugar.

LL and Slag walk over. LL picks up Maxwinner with one hand and holds him up in the air.

LL: Listen junior, that's my lil sister you're talking to. So get lost, understand?

Maxwinner nods and LL lets him down. Maxwinner is about to leave when Slag grabs him.

Maxwinner; Hey fella, I'm not into that. AAAAAAHH!!!

LL (to Slag): Atomic wedgie?

Slag (to LL): You got it.

MaxWinner takes off.

twylight: I can't believe you guys gave him a wedgie.

LL: I merely informed him that was not how you talk to a young lady. Slag gave him the wedgie.

twylight: You guys are impossible. Anyways I have to go meet my friends so I see you guys.

twylight leaves.

LL (to Slag): Excellent wedgie.

A crack of a whip rings out. Slag and LL turn and see WE.

WE: I have returned.

LL: That was McArthur, not Indiana Jones.

WE: Whatever. I am a very happy man.

LL: Well you're just in time for the Q&A with Avi Arad.

[Abaddon]

Avi Arad Q&A?THat should be fun.:)

[LarryLegend]

You betcha. He might just get an atomic wedgie or a swirlie.

[Abaddon]

Or maybe he'll bull**** himself to death.

[bored]

will he be sitting upon a throne of money and wolverine posters?

[Abaddon]

You should have him say stuff like "I made Marvel!",and "I'm rich,b**ch".

[twylight]

[Insert oblicatory "I want more screen time"]

Swonderful! :up:

[The Squirrel]

edit

[The Squirrel]

this thread has been SQUIRREL APPROVED :up:

some good stuff.

[LarryLegend]

[Insert oblicatory "I want more screen time"]

Swonderful! :up:

Do you want more $$ too? ;)

[LarryLegend]

Arad will be Arad. Plus some characters may return.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 41

Our heros enter the conference room for the Avi Arad Q&A. The room is packed and buzzing with anticipation. A familar face is waiting at the door to greet them.

SHF: Hey fellow FFS.

Slag: Hey SHF.

LL: Hey SHF. Nice crowd.

SHF: Sure is. I've assembled a massive security team, just in case. Not that you boys would cause any trouble.

*SHF winks.*

WE: We are so going to take that rotten SOB Arad down.

*Slag and LL just stare at WE.*

WE: What? :confused:

Slag: You just said we're going to take down Arad right in front of the head of security.

WE: So?

LL: I believe thats called a confession.

WE: Whatever. SHF knows I was just joking, right SHF?

SHF: Of course.
(thinks to self): Note to self. Sit two large armed guards right behind WE.

WE (to SHF): That's my pal, my buddy.

*The boys go to find some seats. As WE passes SHF, he gives him a high five and then pats him on the butt.

SHF (thinks to self): Note to self: Add a sniper for WE.

*WE, LL and Slag finds three seats near the front. A large gentleman sits down right beside them.*

PH: Hi LL, WE, Slag.

WE: Hey P-Hulk.

Slag: What are you doing here, big fella?

PH: P-Hulk here to talk to puny man Arad. P-Hulk talk about Hulk movie. P-Hulk mad. :mad:

LL (to Slag): I don't think SHF has enough security.

*BAMF* A few screams ring out and a young man seated behind LL, Slag and WE faints. The trio turns around.

SC: Hey guys. We've got to stop meeting like this.

LL: Hey SC. Nice to see you.

SC: Oh so I'm real this time am I? I don't have to punch you?

LL: Nope.

SC: Good to hear. As you well know, I punch like a grill, a George Forman grill, knocking out the fat.

LL: Whatever.
(thinks to self): Dude punchs like a girl.

Slag: It amazing how many people we know are here.

WE: Its like a reunion.

LL: Indeed. Kind of nice if you ask me.

* figure taps WE on the shoulder.*

Abaddon: We then get ready for another reunion.

*WE, Slag and LL turn around.*

Slag: Hey its that ghey dude from prison.

Abaddon: I'm not ghey! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Slag: Then why did you ask us to call you The Flammer?

Abaddon: That was my online tv series.

LL: So, I read you broke out. What are you doing here?

Abaddon: I figured it would be the last place they'd look, too obvious you know.

A chill falls over the crowd. A sound of a loud bell ringing is heard, followed by a chilling guitar riff. Then a voice is heard singing:

"I'm a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
I'm comin' on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die."

LL: What the? :confused:

WE: I think Avi is coming.

[twylight]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

:up:

*wipes tears away*

That...is..very funny..:D

[Abaddon]

who's SHF?Who's SC?:confused::(

[LarryLegend]

I'm debating whether or not to kill somebody in the story.

[Abaddon]

Kill Avi.:)

[LarryLegend]

who's SHF?Who's SC?:confused::(

SHF = Spider Hulk Fan
SC = Spice Crawler

[bored]

so you weren't trying to tell us that avi as killed backstage by brian johnson or anything, were you?

[twylight]

SHF = Spider Hulk Fan

My first Hype suitor. :O

SC = Spice Crawler
A suave cool guy. :up:

[LarryLegend]

so you weren't trying to tell us that avi as killed backstage by brian johnson or anything, were you?

Nope. I just felt Hells Bells was be an appropriate song for Avi's entrance.

[The Squirrel]

if want someone to die you could introduce me and then kill me off.

[The Green Goblin]

A crack of a whip rings out. Slag and LL turn and see WE.

WE: I have returned.

LL: That was McArthur, not Indiana Jones.




LMAO ... :D :up:

[LarryLegend]

He's back. Its nice to have the GG seal of approval.

[Abaddon]

Somebody bring back Elmo.:(

[TheSlag]

Somebody bring back Elmo.:(


DAMNNN... something me and Abaddon agree on :eek: Isn't that like the breaking of the Seventh Seal or somesuch???? ;)

[LarryLegend]

Scene 42

*A hush falls over the crowd as an announcer walks to the stage.*

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, it gives me great pleasure to introduce our next guest. The CEO and President of Marvel Studios, put your hands together for Mr. Avi Arad.

*A fat, balding man with a scragly beard walks into the room. He is greeted by a few claps and a chrous of boos and jeers.*

AA (to announcer): You forgot to say the man who saved Marvel and renowned genuis when you introduced me, you f**king moron. Consider yourself fired, you stupid little ****.

Arad's assistant leans over and whispers to Arad.

Arad's Minion: Sir, you can't fire him. He doesn't work for you.

AA: ****. Well then you work for me, so maybe I'll just fire you.

AM: On second thought, you can fire him.

AA: Told you so.
(thinks to self): I can do what I please for I am Avi Arad.

*Arad walks up to a mike.*

AA: So which one of you f**kers has a question for me?

*P-Hulk stands up and walks to a mike.*

PH: Why Marvel release Hulk movie that no good? PH mad.

AA: No wait just a minute. I'm very, very proud of the movie.

PH: Why?

AA: Look you retard, its not my fault you didn't get the film but it was f**king brilliant.

Slag: Not a wise move on Arad's part.

LL: I've got $10 that says security stops PH before he kills Arad.

Slag: Its a bet.

PH begins to walk towards the stage. Before he reaches AA he's hit with over a barrage of tranquilizers and goes down. Security carries him away.

LL (to Slag): You owe me $10.

WE: Dayum security.

AA: Do any of you other moronic ****s have a complaint about The Hulk?

*There's no reply.*

AA: Well. I'm going to tell you all about The Hulk. In retrospect, we shouldn't have gotten that deep. It was hard… There were a lot of moments that were hard to watch. But that's what it was about. It's about getting to the inner soul, to understand anger, and it's hard.

WE: So what you're saying is that it bombed cause people were too stupid to get it, not because it was a lousy movie.

AA: Exactly. Now, some people didn't want that depth. They wanted Rick Jones and a motorcycle across the thing, and basically a follow up to the television show.
(thinks to self): Bunch of stupid morons. That film was f**king brilliant. I didn't hire Ang Lee for nothing.

Slag: This guy is a bigger jackass than I thought.

[Abaddon]

Haha great update.:up:

DAMNNN... something me and Abaddon agree on :eek: Isn't that like the breaking of the Seventh Seal or somesuch???? ;)


We've agreed on things before.That seals long been broken.:confused:

[LarryLegend]

Scene 43

AA: The Hulk was brilliant. It should have won an oscar. Stupid f**king film critics. Plus you comic book losers are to blame to. I mean you supposedly worship these characters but do you support the films by seeing them all 50 times? No.

WE: So comic book fans should go see every Marvel movie fifty times regardless of quality?

AA: Exactly.

WE: And who cares about how much that would cost them, right?

AA: If you f**kers were real fans you'd take out a loan or morgage your homes.

WE: Right.
(thinks to self): What a jackass. I can't believe he owns Marvel.

*WE sits down. TheSlag approaches a mic*

Slag: So you're saying I should have seen Elektra fifty times?

AA: Yes.

Slag: I didn't see it once. It looked like total garbage.

LL: It was total garbage.

AA: What do you people want? It had Jennifer Garner in sexy leather outfits?

Slag: How about a plot?

LL(thinks to self): I saw it cause of the sexy outfit. Dayum hormones.

AA: You people are so unreasonable. The film was great. It was that dayum Affleck who cursed it.

LL (to WE): I think its time to start refering to the Affleck affect. As in if Affleck is in it, the film is screwed. Or if you're pregnant with Affleck's baby, you're tv show is going to get cancelled.

WE (to LL): So true bruther, so true.

[Abaddon]

Its dumb that they cancelled Alias when it looked to be ending on its own accord.:confused::down

[LarryLegend]

Scene 44

Avi Arad continues to rant about the greatness of Elektra for another five minutes (But we decided to skip ahead because really who wants to watch that?).

*LL walks up to a mic.*

AA: You there, the tall f**ker, you got a question?

LL: Yes, I have a question about Marvel's comics. In previous interviews you've mentioned how films like Spider-Man have attracted an abundence of kids.

AA: And you point is?

LL (thinks to self) if you hadn't interupted I would have made it, you jackass.

LL: My point is that there's no access point for kids to actually start reading your comic books. Marvel doesn't have any all-ages comics…

AA: Trust me, we are working on it. We are working very hard on it, and you will see major changes. We have new people in editorial in Marvel.

WE: Yeah like the brilliant Joey Q.

Slag: That was an inspired choice Avi.

AA: Hey you f**kers over there, shut up. :mad:

LL: So have those people given you any feedback about the lack of kid-friendly books?

AA: Absolutely! Listen, my day job is also Chief Creative Officer for Marvel, and it's a very painful job because we publish a lot of books, and there are things I see where I can punch people out. Therefore, we have some new people now, and the kids are going to read our books.

WE: The world would have been a better place if he had punched them out.

Slag:If he had, filth like Sins Past might have never seen the light of day.

Abaddon: If you thought that was bad, you should see the nightmare that is The Other. Peter become a vampiric Spider creature, what a moronic idea.

AA: I thought I told you f**kers to shut the hell up. I will sic security on your asses. :mad:
(thinks to self): Don't mess with me, for I am the mighty Avi Arad.

LL: So Marvel is actually working on books that a 6- or 7-year-old could read and enjoy?

AA: They are coming. I can promise you that.

Slag (to WE): If you believe that, I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.

LL: Sure they are. Sure they are.

[Abaddon]

Whats sad is that newcomers to comics will take these horrible retcons to heart.(i.e Sins Past,Totem Spidey,etc.):(

[LarryLegend]

Scene 45

AA: Hey, tall ****er are you doubting me?
(thinks to self): I will take you down. I am the mighty Avi Arad.

LL: I just feel that storylines like The Other in Spider-Man aren't child friendly at all. I mean what parent wants their kid to read a comic about Spidey mutating into a vampire like creature with one eye, shark's teeth and a stinger?
(thinks to self): What were they smoking when they wrote that piece of ****?

AA: Come on, it wasn't that bad.

LL: Are you serious? Spidey bit off Morluns head and killed him.

AA: **** you. You can't ask anymore questions.
(thinks to self): How did he know. I thought for sure nobody would read that crap. I bet he heard on the Internet. ****ing Superhero Hype Boards. I ought to buy it and shut it down.

LL: Dictator!:mad:

AA: Security, escort that ****er to his seat and make sure he doesn't ask any more questions.

*Security comes over and escorts LL to his seat. As he sits down WE leans over.*

WE (to LL): Hey Larry, want me to call Jackie. I think we've got a good case?

LL: Maybe later.

[bored]

can i rant about nightcrawler not being in x3?

[LarryLegend]

Scene 46

While LL and WE sit fumming and ranting (like they would be quiet about Avi Arad being a jerk to them), a young man approaches the mic.

Abaddon: I have a question about X3.

AA: Its going to be sensational. The smash hit of 2006. You can sit down now.

Abaddon: That wasn't my question.

AA: Well, it was the answer. Look ****er, you think I got all day to answer questions?

Abaddon: Dude, its a Q&A. You do know this is a Q&A that you signed up for right?

AA: ****. Fine, what's your question?
(thinks to self): ****ing Q&A. I have got to stop making decisions when I'm drunk.

Abaddon: How could you cast Frasier as The Beast?

AA: Look, casting Kelsey was a brilliant move, if I do say so myself.
(thinks to self): I am so ****ing smart. Its no wonder, I saved Marvel.

Abaddon: Whatever. So is this is a voiceover role with a CG character, or is there talk of make-up?

AA: No, there will be make-up and prostheses. It will be a combination of artforms to bring it to life, but a lot of it will maintain around his face – his eyes, his mouth, and so on. It will be very much like the kind of stuff we did with The Thing in Fantastic Four.

Slag: You actually think that was a good thing?

AA: What?

Slag: I wasn't a big fan of what you guys did with the Thing in FF. Jessica Alba on the other hand..... :D :D

AA: Who asked you? Now since you're not actually asking a question at a mic sit down and shut up.

*Slag sits down.*

Slag: Oh I will grab a mic Avi and I will ask you questions, you jackass.

LL(to WE): I think Slag's response was a little melodramatic.

WE(to LL): I'd give it a 7 out of 10. I liked the rawness of his emotions.

Slag: Shut up.

[TheSlag]

Slag Sits Down???? SLAG SITS DOWN!?:!?!?!?!? What the #@$@#$#@$%#$%^ chicken shiat character have you made me??? What??? No Swat Team calls???? No Frantic 911 calls from ole AA.... as we hear over the phone me chainsaw Cutting through the bathroom door he has barracaded himself into for protection????

Sit... Down.... MY #$%^&@#$%^ ASS!!!! :mad:















;)

[LarryLegend]

Slag Sits Down???? SLAG SITS DOWN!?:!?!?!?!? What the #@$@#$#@$%#$%^ chicken shiat character have you made me??? What??? No Swat Team calls???? No Frantic 911 calls from ole AA.... as we hear over the phone me chainsaw Cutting through the bathroom door he has barracaded himself into for protection????

Sit... Down.... MY #$%^&@#$%^ ASS!!!! :mad:
;)



Dayum tempermental actors.;)

Its not over yet. More to come, including you and AA.

[TheSlag]

Dayum tempermental actors.;)

Its not over yet. More to come, including you and AA.

OK. But I may have to release the Directors Uncut Unrated version of the roadtrip later. ;)

[Abaddon]

Slag Sits Down???? SLAG SITS DOWN!?:!?!?!?!? What the #@$@#$#@$%#$%^ chicken shiat character have you made me??? What??? No Swat Team calls???? No Frantic 911 calls from ole AA.... as we hear over the phone me chainsaw Cutting through the bathroom door he has barracaded himself into for protection????

Sit... Down.... MY #$%^&@#$%^ ASS!!!! :mad:







Talk about raw emotion.:o

[LarryLegend]

OK. But I may have to release the Directors Uncut Unrated version of the roadtrip later. ;)

As long as I get a cut of the $$$.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 47

While WE and LL tease him, Slag fumes. He decides to grab a mic and ask Arad some questions. Before he can grab a mic, he's cut off.

Slag: What the? :confused:

SC: Sorry Slag but I have a question.

Slag: Like I didn't?

SC: Yeah but I deserve to ask first cause I'm so much faster.

Slag: Dayum freak.

AA: You there, the freaky looking dude, what do you want to know?

SC: I want to know why you morons decided not to bring back Alan Cummings as Nightcrawler. He was the best part of X2.

Bored: Aww man. I was going to ask that.

AA: We decided that the character of Hank McCoy/The Beast would allow us to explore alot of the same territory that we could explore with Nightcrawler.

SC: And that would be?

AA: You know, the whole has does a mutant who doesn't look normal function in society? How do they feel about life? What's there view on the world?

SC: And you couldn't do all that with Nightcrawler.

AA: Look, we just decided Beast was a better fit.
(thinks to self): ****ing hardcore fans. I just wanted to cast Kelsey cause I loved Frasier. That show was brilliant. Why can't they just leave me alone.

SC: You suck. That's it you're going down Arad.

AA: Security! Do something. Shoot that ****er.

*A security guard pulls out his gun and shots at SC. However with a BAMF, SC disappers and dodges the bullet. Instead it hits Bored.*

LL: That has got to hurt.

WE: Sucks to be that dude.

SHF: Stupid rookies. Now I've got to clean up this mess and avoid getting sued.

Bored: My arm. You shot me in the arm.

Arad's Minion: Sir, shouldn't we leave?

AA: **** no, this thing is finally getting interesting. I'm staying.

[Abaddon]

poor bored.:confused:

[LarryLegend]

I just wanted to shoot somebody. Plus he was asking to be in it.

[bored]

Arad must die.:mad:

[LarryLegend]

Scene 48

Medical Personel are in the process of removing Bored after he was shot. While this is taking place AA and his assistant are having a heated discussion.

Arad's Minion: Sir, I really think it would be best if we left at once. Its not safe here. You were almost attacked and a person was shot.

AA: ****. How's in charge, me or you?

AM: Well, you are sir.

AA: Hell yeah, I'm in charge. And I say I'm staying. I'm not afraid of any of these ****ers. Why their just a bunch of geeky comic fans. I bet most of these losers still live in their parent's basements and have never kissed a girl. What could they possibly do to me?

AM: Sir, I just feel you're taking an unecessary risk.

AA: Look ****er. I'm in charge and we're staying. Now shut the **** up before I fire your pathetic ass.

While AA and his minion are talking, SHF is talking with his rookie security guard.

SHF: Dayum rookie. You really screwed up this time.

Jason Blood: I was shooting at the freaky dude but he disappered. Its not my fault.

SHF: Why were you shooting in the first place? There was no need for you to draw your weapon!

Jason Blood: That guy looked dangerous. I thought he was going to make a move.

SHF: He was still standing in front of his seat.

Jason Blood: Yeah but he had just uttered a threat. I know he was going to charge the stage.

SHF: Look, first you never should have fired your gun. Second, even if the dude had been standing there you would have missed and hit the other man. Your shot was off by atleast five feet.

Jason Blood: Oops.

SHF: Look, you're fired. Hand over your weapon.

*Jason Blood hands over his weapon and walks out of the room dejectedly.*

LL: Never a dull moment at Comic-Con.

WE: I can't believe SHF hired such a complete and total tool.

LL: You know what they say, good help is hard to find.

Slag: I can't believe Arad told me to sit down. He'll pay I tell you. I'm going to kick his fat ass.

LL: Like I said, never a dull moment.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 49

*WE corrals a mic and begins a discussion with AA over upcoming Marvel films*

AA: Yes, you there, the ****er dressed up like Indiana Jones. What do you want?

WE: I want to talk about upcoming films that Marvel has coming out.

AA: ****. I'm glad that you asked about that. As it turns out, we have a ton of films coming out and they all kick ass.

Slag: I doubt that you fat loser.

AA: ****. Didn't I tell you to shut the **** up before? Besides why the hell would I dignify the comments of a guy dressed like William Wallace.

Slag: Screw you.
(thinks to self): He insulted me and William Wallace. I'm so going to get him.

AA: ****. I don't have the time to deal with you, I've got a question to answer.

WE: So answer all ready.

AA: Well to start with we're going ahead with The Fantastic Four 2. All of the cast are signed for a sequel, and that I like the idea of bringing The Puppet Master in as the rogue for the next bout.

WE: As long as you don't screw him up like you screwed up Dr. Doom.

AA: What do you know?

WE: Obviously more than you and the director.

AA: **** you. You're a grown man dressed like Indiana Jones. Its obvious you still live with your parents and have never kissed a girl.

WE: Screw you, you fat old man.

AA: That's it, no more questions for you. Security, please sit this loser down.

*Security sits WE down.*

AA: Moving right along. We are also moving ahead with The Silver Surfer.I think you're going to see a very interesting movie about the man who fell to earth kind-of-a-thing.

LL: Whatever dude.

AA: Hey tall ****er. Shut the hell up. I'm telling people about all the great films Marvel is going to be making. Here's something that should interest all you geeks. We have just signed a groundbreaking deal with Paramount. They will distribute up to ten films, including "Captain America" and "Nick Fury."

Abaddon: What can you tell us about Captain America?

AA: Captain America is the most famous character out there, by name. The biggest opportunity with him is as a man 'out of time,' coming back today — looking at our world through the eyes of someone who thought the perfect world was small-town America. Sixty years go by, and who are we today? Are we better?

Abaddon: Got a writer?

AA: I have a writer. I also have someone in mind to be the star, and I definitely have someone in mind to be the director. This script is going to take a little bit of time, because it has to be a masterpiece. It's 'Back to the Future' kind of stuff."

WE: I'm sick of Arad and his ego. I say we rush the stage and kick his ass.

Slag: Agreed.

LL: I'm in.

[Abaddon]

Arad needs to have his head literally pulled out of his ass

[bored]

:mad: only if i strike the killing blow.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 50

Avi Arad has finished blathering on and on about the upcoming Captain America film and has moved onto some of the films staring lesser known characters that Marvel has planned.

AA: Plus we're doing AntMan.............

Slag: Hey Arad, you pompus windbag, shut up already.

WE: Yeah, nobody cares what you have to say you souless toy huckster.

AA: **** you, you freaks. I'm Avi Arad. I saved Marvel. Hell I made Marvel. You geeky little ****ers need to sit down.

LL: Its time.

Slag, LL and WE rush the stage. After the last debacle, security is being much more cautiuous and thus is just standing there. Consequentially our heros reach the stage and AA without incident.

Slag: You're going down Arad.

AA: Are you ****ing kidding me? What are you losers going to do? Ohh, I'm shaking in my boots.

WE: That's it.

*WE swings a sweet left hook connecting with Arad's jaw. AA stumbles to his knees.*

LL: Nice.

WE: Thanks.

AA: Is that all you got?

*AA climbs back to his feet.*

Slag: Nope, we've got more.

*Slag connects a vicious right with Arad's generous gut. AA falls back over. AA's minion rushes over.*

AM: You thugs are in a world of trouble. That's Avi Arad, you've assulted.

LL: Please, like you even like him.

AM: True.

*AM goes over and kicks Arad*

AM: That felt so good.

*AM does a little dance.*

AA: ****. You're fired you disloyal ****.

AM: Dammit.

*AA struggles to his feet.*

AA: You ****ers are a bunch of pussies.

*LL lands a hard right to Avi's jaw. The crack is heard across the room. AA stumbles down again.*

WE: Nice.

The trio continue to kick AA's ass. Finally a security detail arrives and the trio is arrested and thrown in jail.

[LarryLegend]

Scene 51

After their attack on Avi Arad, the intrepid trio is in jail.

WE: This is an outrage. We did nothing wrong?

Police Officer: You three punks vicously attacked Avi Arad. The poor man is in the ICU at the hospital as we speak.

WE: You have nothing on us. This is all a matter of prejudice.

PO: What? :confused:

WE: You're all just biased cause we're from the South. Its what happened to Auburn and the BCS.

LL (to Slag): Not the BCS again.

Slag (to LL): Its never going to die. We're going to hear about it for the next fifty years.

PO: Anyways, you punks get a phone call. I'll give you a few minutes to decide who you want to call.

Slag: Larry's Mom.

LL: Not this again.

WE: Larry's right Slag give it a rest.

Slag: Fine.

Our heros spend the next little while arguing over who to call. They are still arguing when the officer approaches.

PO: You three are free to go.

LL: Somebody posted bail?

PO: Yeah.

WE: Who?

PO: Come out and see.

The three are lead out of the cell and into the lobby.

WE: Daisy?

Daisy: Hello boys.

Slag: What are you doing here?

Daisy: I heard about the attack on the news and decided to come and bail you guys out and take you home.

Slag: Home?

Diasy: Your homes.

Slag: Oh.
(thinks to self): Dammit Janet.

And with that another sage ends for our trio.

[Abaddon]

The end...finally.:o

[LarryLegend]

The end...finally.:o

The end finally? :mad: This is quality stuff.

Besides at least I finished mine, How long have they been looking for those coins in Flammer? ;) ;)

[Abaddon]

Haha,don't make me kill you.:)



I'll add some stuff today,and finish up after Christmas weekend.:o

[The Squirrel]

:up: good stuff.

[LarryLegend]

I like to push my own stuff so
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