Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Who nailed Lois's transparent pink panties to the wall?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg
ROUTH: "I find this very emasculating."
SINGER: "Shut up. I want you to be well dressed and well coifed when I send you to go kick Hayden Christensen's ass."

[Morgoth]

NyahahahahahahahahaI was hoping someone would get the dislexic one. :)

[Morgoth]

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg

Singer:"Time for your first day on set, now be nice to your cast members, and don't talk back to the camera man, oh you're such a handsome boy."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/7470/darkredlowres7dk.jpg
ROUTH: "When will I get my own Captain Marvel manipulation? When?!"
http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
REEVE: "When you grow up."

[Immortalfire]

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg
Bryan: Let me fix your tie, I want you look your best when you meet mother.

[JamalYIgle]

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg
Bryan: Let me fix your tie, I want you look your best when you meet mother.
Oh good lord, that's funny!

[Spider-jedi]

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg

Singer:"Time for your first day on set, now be nice to your cast members, and don't talk back to the camera man, oh you're such a handsome boy."

that really fits the pic. good one

[SolidSnakeMGS]

^ I really like that pic because it shows how good a director Singer is. Somebody like Ratner would have no doubt gotten an assistant or some other underling to go fix that tie whereas Singer simply goes and fixes it himself.

[Spider-jedi]

its a pity he didnt do the same for the xmen movies

[true316]

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg

Singer:"Time for your first day on set, now be nice to your cast members, and don't talk back to the camera man, oh you're such a handsome boy."

LOL! Some of your best stuff yet Morgoth! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg
Bryan: Let me fix your tie, I want you look your best when you meet mother.
Hahahahaha
http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg
SINGER: "Oh damn these clip on ties!"

[SolidSnakeMGS]

its a pity he didnt do the same for the xmen movies

They were fine for me. A rare case where the sequel was even better. I don't have a good feeling about X3 though.

[Spider-jedi]

They were fine for me. A rare case where the sequel was even better. I don't have a good feeling about X3 though.

im not saying they were bad movies but he seems to look so dedicated to this movie than he did for the xmen movies

[SolidSnakeMGS]

^ Oh, I see now. Yes, I agree. But I think that's because this is truly his movie and he has the kind, generous and giving support of WB rather than the lacking and incompetent support of Fox.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/7470/darkredlowres7dk.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I can do something stupid, immature, totally ill-advised and I can get away with it. I rule."

[Immortalfire]

That's the first pic I've seen where his boots and cape actually look halfway red.

[SuperDaniel]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"Krypton is gone....and I'm all that's left."



http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/orly.jpg
haahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha :up:

[Spare-Flair]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/lexsprite.jpg

Lex: "Want a sip?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/lexsprite.jpg

Lex: "Want a sip?"
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

That's the first pic I've seen where his boots and cape actually look halfway red.
Must be a fan manipulation then.

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_14.jpg
"I am George Reeves reborn!"

[Spare-Flair]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/kryptosprite.jpg
Someone complained Superman didn't enjoy his Sprite.

[Mentok]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/lexsprite.jpg

LEX - 'Oh damn... and I thought it was MOUNTAIN DEW that could kill you.'

[Dr. Fate]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/kryptosprite.jpg
Someone complained Superman didn't enjoy his Sprite.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/lexsprite.jpg

LEX - 'Oh damn... and I thought it was MOUNTAIN DEW that could kill you.'
Hahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/lexsprite.jpg
LEX LUTHOR: "That's right - I spiked his Sprite with Kryptonite! G'bye, son of Jor-El!"
LOIS LANE: "You monster!"

[Gold Samurai]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/lexsprite.jpg

LEX -thats right superman I have your mojo right here

[SolidSnakeMGS]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/kryptosprite.jpg
Someone complained Superman didn't enjoy his Sprite.

HOLY **** LOL ROFL!!!! :up::up:

[Mr. Thing]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/lexsprite.jpg

SUPERMAN: (thinking) "That Kryptosprite has effected me in ways I deemed not possible...I'm hell-bent on looking at Lex's crotch!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/lexsprite.jpg
LOIS: "You've turned him into a brain eating zombie you bald d***weed!"
SUPERMAN: "Brains... Brains... Brains...!!!!"

[Mentok]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_102.jpg

BRANDON - 'Play it cool man, play it cool'

*farts*

BRANDON - 'Oh damn, I hope she didnt notice that...'

BRANDONS GIRLFRIEND - 'Gah... dont breath... through nose...'

[SuperDaniel]

Hhahahahahaahhaah :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_102.jpg
GIRL SITTING NEXT TO BRANDON ROUTH: "He really doesn't look like Chris Reeve at all."

[SolidSnakeMGS]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_102.jpg
Guy in Purple: Heh look at this! It looks like I'm about to shove this bottle in Routh's mouth!

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6544/jhgu5r67e56e6e0im.jpg

Lois - "Lex what did you do"

Lex - "Well you see this Kryptonite Rock Talks & it told me to tell our Friend Superman here a Joke it is Joke Day after all you know. So I tell Superman the joke he just faints"

Lois - "You fainted from a joke"

Superman - "It was a horrible joke Lois & the fact that Lex likes such a horrible joke is what makes it even more horrible"

Lois - "I guess it is true no one is trying anymore not even Alien Rocks"

:o

[SingItWithMeNow]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6544/jhgu5r67e56e6e0im.jpg


Lex: THATS RIGHT! I tuck my tie into my pants!

AND fiercly proud of it

[Dr. Fate]

Lex: THATS RIGHT! I tuck my tie into my pants!

AND fiercly proud of it
Hahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg
ROUTH: "For the last time there are no lifts in my boots! I'm a natural 6'2 1/2"/1.89 meters tall!"

[explode7]

Whats with all the laughing going on in this thread?

[Brian Braddock]

Whats with all the laughing going on in this thread?

We've all had cakes;

You know - those 'special' kind of cakes.

Well, I know I have anyway. :O

[Dr. Fate]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6544/jhgu5r67e56e6e0im.jpg
Lois: "All I know Lex is that ever since he drank your Sprite he's been out like an alcholic. And his \S/ has been growing moss. Plus his suit's getting scalier."
Lex: "You are so suspicious Lois. Too suspicious."

[wiegeabo]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6544/jhgu5r67e56e6e0im.jpg

Lois: "How could you, Lex!?! How could you poison him with that kryptonite?!?"

Lex: "Kryptonite? No, no. This is the Kryptonian DVD of Catwoman I let him borrow."

Lois: "You let him watch it? You bastard!"

[WhatsHisFace]

We've all had cakes;

You know - those 'special' kind of cakes.

Well, I know I have anyway. :O
If there's one thing I've learned, it's to not eat anything with the word "special" in the name.

[Spider-jedi]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/lexsprite.jpg

LEX -thats right superman I have your mojo right here


this is good:up:

[TheSumOfGod]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6544/jhgu5r67e56e6e0im.jpg

SUPERMAN: Lois... I'm... dying...

LOIS: Damn you, Luthor! You're killing him with that... tiny little piece of Kryptonite?

LUTHOR: Seriously, Supes, you're kind of a wuss if this tiny little piece of Kryptonite is powerful enough to kill you...

LOIS: Yeah, really.

SUPERMAN: But... I'm... dying!...

LOIS: Wuss!

;) :D

[Dr. Fate]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6544/jhgu5r67e56e6e0im.jpg

Lois: "How could you, Lex!?! How could you poison him with that kryptonite?!?"

Lex: "Kryptonite? No, no. This is the Kryptonian DVD of Catwoman I let him borrow."

Lois: "You let him watch it? You bastard!"
Bwahahahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/7470/darkredlowres7dk.jpg
SUPERMAN: "It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be MINE."

[Brian Braddock]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6544/jhgu5r67e56e6e0im.jpg


"Gum?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
LOIS LANE: "Ride me, Supes. Ride me like Seabiscuit."
SUPERMAN: ":)"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg
NUCLEAR MAN: "Johnny Weismuller!"
SUPERMAN: "Gordon Scott!"
NUCLEAR MAN: "Johnny Weismuller!"
SUPERMAN: "Gordon Scott!"

[Morgoth]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6544/jhgu5r67e56e6e0im.jpg

Lex:"This is why I have tried to kill him all these years, he took my green pen. Oh wait, my missing pen was dark green, oops."

[Morgoth]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg

Supes:"Pickles!"

NM:"Cucumbers!"

Supes:"Pickles!"

CM:"Cucumbers!"

[Morgoth]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg

Lois:"Your S, it sticks out."

Supes:"That's not the only thing baby."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg

NM: "In the Navy!"

Supes: "YMCA!"

NM: "In the Navy!"

Supes: "YMCA!"

[batboy99]

lool

[wiegeabo]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg

Supes: "Why are we fighting. Let's work this out peacefully."

NM: "When did you become such a panzy?"

Supes: (Kicks NM in the balls) "Same time you became such an idiot, *****!"

[BareKnucklez]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/lexsprite.jpg

Lex: "Want a sip?"


HAHAHHAHA BEST MANIP EVER!!!!!! :up::)

[SuperNewGuy]

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[SuperNewGuy]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6544/jhgu5r67e56e6e0im.jpg

Behold! A 1-terabyte SD card, only $49.99 at newegg.com......................see, I TOLD you that you needed to sit down for this!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg

Supes: "Why are we fighting. Let's work this out peacefully."

NM: "When did you become such a panzy?"

Supes: (Kicks NM in the balls) "Same time you became such an idiot, *****!"
Hahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg

NM: "In the Navy!"

Supes: "YMCA!"

NM: "In the Navy!"

Supes: "YMCA!"
Nyahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
LOIS LANE: "Give me a kiss, Supes. A real kiss. A manly kiss. A supermanly kiss. A kiss more powerful than a locomotive, more powerful than a pounding surf, mightier than a roaring hurricane, a kiss so strong it'll knock my brown wig off."
SUPERMAN: "Whatever you say, sweet cakes." [kisses her so hard that her wig flies off]

[Morgoth]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg

SM:"Sprite!"

NM:"7 Up!"

SM:"Sprite!"

NM:"7 Up!"

SM:"Sprite!"

[Morgoth]

http://img423.imageshack.us/img423/3971/superman5qa.jpg

Corky is Superman!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg
NUCLEAR MAN: "Seagrams!"
SUPERMAN: "Canada Dry!"
NM: "Seagrams!"
SUPES: "Canada Dry!"

[Morgoth]

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[Morgoth]

LOL! Some of your best stuff yet Morgoth! :up:Thanks.:)

[Morgoth]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8906/cpu44a3pv.jpg (http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cpu44a3pv.jpg)

Superman:"Put me down, I'm getting dizzy!"

[Morgoth]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Routh:"Have you seen my ding dong?, it fell off."

Chris:"Right here, it turned green and got all skinny when it fell off."

Routh:"Uh yeah, it did that 'cause it fell off."

[SolidSnakeMGS]

^:confused:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg
NUCLEAR MAN: "Mario!"
SUPERMAN: "Luigi!"
NUCLEAR MAN: "Mario!"
SUPERMAN: "Luigi!"

[Immortalfire]

Alright Fate, that's enough pics of Supes/Nuclear Man arguing. *gives you a cookie*

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg
"Redrum... Redrum... Redrum..."

[SuperNewGuy]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg

Heyyyyyyy Macarena!

[KaptainKrypton]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg
Nuclear Man (in a heavy Okinawan accent): "Show me...sanda da flooor!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg
Rock 'em Sock 'em Superheroes!

[Brian Braddock]

Superman: "Stop captioning this photo! It's been done to death!"

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg

Nuclearman: "no!"
Superman: "yes!"
Nuclearman: "no!"
Superman: "Of for f**ks sake - this is all Dr.Fate's fault!"

:D

[Shamik]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg

Nuclear Man - It IS still funny.
Superman - It is NOT still funny.

[Brian Braddock]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg

Nuclear Man - It IS still funny.
Superman - It is NOT still funny.


Hehe http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/sleepingbeauty/sleepingbeauty.jpg
SUPERMAN: "It's good to be the prince..."
http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/sleepingbeauty/i-big2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "...it's very good to be the prince."

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/deathtrap/deathtrap1c.jpg
REEVE: "I'll teach you to one-up Marlon Brando!"

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/grayladydown/grayladykeachreeve03.jpg
GUY: "You're Superman! Don't just do something, stand there!"
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "Uh... I'm not Superman yet, sir. I'm still a bit player at this point."
GUY: "Damn!"

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/monsignor/monsignor6.jpg
"Not all priests prefer choir boys, if you know what I mean."

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/sit/i-w21.jpg
JANE SEYMOUR: "That was incredible... I've never felt anything quite like that before..."
CHRIS REEVE: "Well, I am Superman."

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-supcomes.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Alright, that's enough of that! It's silly! And quite suspect I think."

[Morgoth]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg
"For my next trick, I shall shove this up my ass!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/deathtrap/deathtrap1c.jpg
Superman:"I've never liked you Alfred, and Robin's next!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg

Supes:"Doomsday!"

NM:"Bane!"

Supes:"Doomsday!"

NM:"Bane!"

[Bad Superman]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/deathtrap/deathtrap1c.jpg

SUPERMAN: Guess who???

ALFRED (CHOKING):MM. . Meh. . . Master Dick???

SUPERMAN: WRONG ANSWER!!!! (Snaps neck)

[Showtime]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/deathtrap/deathtrap1c.jpg
Superman: Whose the darkest, most disturbed hero?
Alfred: You are sir.

[Showtime]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg
Nuclearman: Your bicep is bigger than mine.
Superman: I told you, the suit hides it.

[Showtime]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/deathtrap/deathtrap1c.jpg
Superman: Superman doesn't play polo. Got it!
Alfred: Yes sir.

[Showtime]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/deathtrap/deathtrap1c.jpg
Superman: I said...tell that joke you know.
Alfred: Yes Mr. Kent.
Superman: It's Superman.

[Showtime]

http://www.studiodaily.com/images/articles/6118_1143146483.jpg
Bryan: No you're it!

[Showtime]

http://www.studiodaily.com/images/articles/6118_1143146483.jpg
Bryan: Kneel before Singer!

[Showtime]

http://www.studiodaily.com/images/articles/6118_1143146483.jpg
Bryan: Is that cashmere?
Mark: Actually it's 100% Cotton.
Bryan: 100% Cotton, I have to get me one of these.

[Showtime]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1359/611811431465055js.jpg
Bryan:
Now I know he doesn't look like much,
but with a little imagination and a little
make up, that's our Superman.

Mark:
Well, I don't know...

Bryan: Shhh...he's sleeping.

Mark: Are we even supposed to be in here?

Brandon: ZZzzzz...Huh? Bryan...What the?

Bryan: It's all a dream. Go back to sleep.

[Bad Superman]

http://www.studiodaily.com/images/articles/6118_1143146483.jpg

SINGER: Mr. Booger, meet Mr. Shirt.

[Bad Superman]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1359/611811431465055js.jpg

SINGER: Uh. . . where's the keyboard?

[Showtime]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1359/611811431465055js.jpg
Bryan: They call it a manicure.

Mark: I don't think I like it.

Bryan: Kate said it would help my cuticles.

Mark: Your whaticles?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1359/611811431465055js.jpg
Bryan: They call it a manicure.

Mark: I don't think I like it.

Bryan: Kate said it would help my cuticles.

Mark: Your whaticles?
Hahahaha

http://theages.superman.ws/History/redson/balloon.jpg
RED SON SUPERMAN: "I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice and the Communist Way."

[Brian Braddock]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/deathtrap/deathtrap1c.jpg




SUPERMAN: Guess who???

ALFRED (CHOKING):MM. . Meh. . . Master Dick???

SUPERMAN: WRONG ANSWER!!!! (Snaps neck)



http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Morgoth]

http://www.studiodaily.com/images/articles/6118_1143146483.jpg
Mark:"Ow!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/deathtrap/deathtrap1c.jpg
Superman:"They thought I was dead, but they were wrong, now I'm going to kill all of you and take over the mantle of the Bat myself and noone will know!"

[Morgoth]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns46.jpg

"This place has gotten so dirty in my absence, these crystals used to be so pretty and sparkly."

[Shamik]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns46.jpg

My signal is going to be so much better than Batman's.

[CGHulk]

http://www.studiodaily.com/images/articles/6118_1143146483.jpg

SINGER: Mr. Booger, meet Mr. Shirt.
Hahahaha!!!

[Morgoth]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/deathtrap/deathtrap1c.jpg

Doesn't play well with others.

[Morgoth]

http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"Um yeah, I've gotta' pee, so I can't hold this much longer."

[Morgoth]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

Bruce:"Damn Crop Circles."

Clark:"No, that's just where I landed as a baby."

Bruce:"Oh yeah that's right you're an alien. I forget. That's so wierd, you're wierd."

Clark:"Shut up."

[Metropolis_Man]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e37/TheMetropolisMan/supermanreturns5.jpg


I've seen Paris
I've seen France
Now I see Luthors underpants.

[Morgoth]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

Bruce:"Clark, get your ass back in here and make me my dinner!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.studiodaily.com/images/articles/6118_1143146483.jpg
Bryan:"You are adorable."

[Morgoth]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg
"So this is what pops out when Kryptonians masterbate. No wonder Jor-El warned me not to."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
ROUTH: "Uh-oh, the cable snapped!" [car falls on him]

[Selina Wayne]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

Bruce:"Clark, get your ass back in here and make me my dinner!"

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMg!!!!=):up:

[Showtime]

^That is pretty funny.

[Metropolis_Man]

http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"Um yeah, I've gotta' pee, so I can't hold this much longer."

I like this one. It does look like he has to pee.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.megatokyo.it/rantimg/superman-eyes.jpg
Reeve: "Time to free the rum!"

[Whack Arnolds]

Haha, pretty good one. Clark does look like he jumped out of that movie.Thanks, lol. :up:

[C. Lee]

Here we go again.......


STOP WITH THE GAY JOKES.....OR PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET BANNED.


Got it?

[Whack Arnolds]

?

I didn't think it was that bad. I wasn't gross or demeaning with it. All it was referring to was the title of another movie. What's the deal? Being too touchy is making more of a problem than it actually is.

[C. Lee]

The big deal is....the level of immaturity that is pored out in here once the door opens on that subject. The children can't talk about such things without turning mean, cruel, abusive, and insulting.

[Mentok]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/9914/covertocaptaincrunch0cw6jr.jpg

*Superman crashes through wall*

CRUNCH - 'ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' :eek:

[Whack Arnolds]

The big deal is....the level of immaturity that is pored out in here once the door opens on that subject. The children can't talk about such things without turning mean, cruel, abusive, and insulting.Well I just want you to know, I'M NOT IGNORANT like that. I was just making a simple light hearted joke. Don't ban me.

[C. Lee]

Well I just want you to know, I'M NOT IGNORANT like that. I was just making a simple light hearted joke. Don't ban me.
I didn't say you were....and I didn't say I was going to ban you for the stuff you did.......I put out another (one of many) announcements that appear in many threads in here for everyone to see.....it reminded them to NOT POST the gay stuff. When I am going to actually repremand an individual, I will PM them and let them know.

[Metropolis_Man]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/9914/covertocaptaincrunch0cw6jr.jpg

*Superman crashes through wall*

CRUNCH - 'ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' :eek:

hahaha! Look at Cap'ns face. Looks like Superman scared the crap out of him.

[SolidSnakeMGS]

Urgh. I see they deleted my joke that was a direct quote from an All-Star Batman and Robin comic. Oh well.

[Bad Superman]

Urgh. I see they deleted my joke that was a direct quote from an All-Star Batman and Robin comic. Oh well.

Welcome to the club. . . :o

Someone's been trigger happy these days.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
SUPERMEN: "It takes real men to wear tights!"

[true316]

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
SUPERMEN: "It takes real men to wear tights!"

"WE'RE MEN, WE'RE MEN IN TIGHTS..." :p :up:

[Morgoth]

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMg!!!!=):up:Glad ya' liked it.

[Morgoth]

I like this one. It does look like he has to pee.Heh heh. :)

[Morgoth]

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg

Go go Super Rangers, Mighty Kryptonian Super Rangers!

[Bad Superman]

http://home.online.no/~ov-egela/img/sum0.jpg

ELVIS: Hey son, what's wrong?

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3676/m0020038spe547148tf.jpg

CLARK: It's Lois. . . I just learned she's engaged to someone else.

http://arsiv.hurriyetim.com.tr/genc/tarih/2001/01/elvis_1976.jpg

ELVIS: Well son, I got the perfect song for the ocassion.

In the twilight glow I see her
Blue eyes crying in the rain
When we kissed goodbye and parted
I knew we'd never meet again

Love is like a dying ember
Only memories remain
Through the ages I remember
Blue eyes crying in the rain

Someday when we meet up yonder
We'll stroll hand in hand again
In a land that knows no parting
Blue eyes crying in the rain

Blue eyes crying in the rain
Blue eyes crying in the rain
Blue eyes crying in the rain

http://www.opendemocracy.net/content/articles/287/images/0308_Moorehead_cairoboy_100102.jpg

CLARK: (Sobs) WHY???? (Sobs) OOHHH WHYYYYY???? (Sobs)

[Morgoth]

http://home.online.no/~ov-egela/img/sum0.jpg

ELVIS: Hey son, what's wrong?

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3676/m0020038spe547148tf.jpg

CLARK: It's Lois. . . I just learned she's engaged to someone else.

http://arsiv.hurriyetim.com.tr/genc/tarih/2001/01/elvis_1976.jpg

ELVIS: Well son, I got the perfect song for the ocassion.

In the twilight glow I see her
Blue eyes crying in the rain
When we kissed goodbye and parted
I knew we'd never meet again

Love is like a dying ember
Only memories remain
Through the ages I remember
Blue eyes crying in the rain

Someday when we meet up yonder
We'll stroll hand in hand again
In a land that knows no parting
Blue eyes crying in the rain

Blue eyes crying in the rain
Blue eyes crying in the rain
Blue eyes crying in the rain

http://www.opendemocracy.net/content/articles/287/images/0308_Moorehead_cairoboy_100102.jpg

CLARK: (Sobs) WHY???? (Sobs) OOHHH WHYYYYY???? (Sobs)Ya' know I was just listening to the Willie Nelson version of this song the other day. Wierd.

[Bad Superman]

Ya' know I was just listening to the Willie Nelson version of this song the other day. Wierd.

That's called psychic phenomena. :D

[Morgoth]

http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg
"Thought he was going to be my sidekick, guess not, I could really use his help right now."
http://www.80s.com/saveferris/images/cam/illgo1.jpg

"He'll keep callin' me, he'll make me feel guilty."

[Morgoth]

That's called psychic phenomena. :D:) :up:

[Morgoth]

http://www.megatokyo.it/rantimg/superman-eyes.jpg
"I know you guys have the Superman Returns merchandise in there, I will not wait for it to hit stores!"

[Morgoth]

http://tinypic.com/dg7akg.jpg
"Gotta' change, my shoes don't match my outfit."

[Morgoth]

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5038/superman6.jpg
"This suit hurts my nipples."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.geocities.com/area51/shire/2545/Supes1.jpg
ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN: "I feel so good, so... so charged."

PS: Is it me or does Supes look like Clive Owen in that pic?

[Morgoth]

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~mrjolly/images/forum/mork.jpg

"Um, yeah, Jor-El, something happened to me on my return to earth."

[Morgoth]

http://tinypic.com/dg7akg.jpg
"Here I come to save the day!"

[Morgoth]

http://tinypic.com/dg7akg.jpg
"Meep Meep!"

[Morgoth]

http://tinypic.com/dg7akg.jpg
"I'm gonna be late for a very important date!"

[Spare-Flair]

http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg
"Thought he was going to be my sidekick, guess not, I could really use his help right now."
http://www.80s.com/saveferris/images/cam/illgo1.jpg

"He'll keep callin' me, he'll make me feel guilty."

DAMN!!! SUPERMAN DOES LOOK LIKE FERRIS BUELLER!!!

[Morgoth]

DAMN!!! SUPERMAN DOES LOOK LIKE FERRIS BUELLER!!!heh heh.:)

[Morgoth]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/crash_site/crash_03.jpg

Clark:"Okay Ma, drop in the seeds!"

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/lujho/Supesreturns006.jpg

"Uh oh, there goes my back."

[Dr. Fate]

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~mrjolly/images/forum/mork.jpg
MORK: "Help me, son of Jor-El, help me! We were roommates for crying out loud!"
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
REEVE SUPERMAN: "Sure thing, Morky." [to other Supermen] "Men, let's go to work on helping my man Morky Mork."

[Morgoth]

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9674/renamedsupermanlois01copy27pm.jpg

Superman:"My hair is so bangin' right now."









If you watch the soup you'll get this.:)

[Morgoth]

http://www.savasart.com/Forums/Bizarro.jpg

Evil Dead 4: The Book of the Kryptonians

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3995/m0020035spe547118bg9fm.jpg

Lois (thinking to herself)- "I wish Clark would get his damn act together & come back already I hate having Jimmy as a partner"

Clark (thinking to himself) - "I wonder who became Lois's partner while I was away. I bet Jimmy did since there are a few stories since I was gone written by Lois & Picture taken by Jimmy. I wonder how those Two got along"

:p

[Gold Samurai]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3420/m0020035spe547118bg6ej.jpg



clark-dang it with all my super powers I still can't find waldo in this room!

[Morgoth]

http://www.movie-poster.ws/movies/wallpaper/scifi/superhero/hulk/superhulk3.jpg

Hulk:"Hulk and Superman have our own Fastball special."

[Morgoth]

http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9r9h.jpg%21

"When I get older my Superhero name shall be...The Human paper Airplane!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20ShoWest/ShoWest_005.jpg
"Send in $25.95 right now, and I will heal you!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.savasart.com/Forums/Bizarro.jpg

"Crack is whack."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.savasart.com/Forums/Bizarro.jpg

"Ugh...Me have Kryptonite bender. Feel like ****!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3420/m0020035spe547118bg6ej.jpg
clark-dang it with all my super powers I still can't find waldo in this room!
Nyahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.savasart.com/Forums/Bizarro.jpg
BIZARRO: "I just want to be loved."

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

Hey Clark, come help me decorate the Christmas tree.................have you seen the star that goes on top?


http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/crash_site/crash_03.jpg


(not my best, but I tried :) )

[Dr. Fate]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

Hey Clark, come help me decorate the Christmas tree.................have you seen the star that goes on top?


http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/crash_site/crash_03.jpg


(not my best, but I tried :) )
Hehehehe

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3420/m0020035spe547118bg6ej.jpg
CLARK [thinks to self; using X-ray vision]: "Hmm... I see Lois isn't the only one who forgot to wear her panties today..."

[Brian Braddock]

http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9r9h.jpg%21

"Let's see David Copperfield top this!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviestar-photos.com/graphics/252/252101.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Didn't like Somewhere in Time, eh? Well, I'll have to remedy that." [unleashes the heat vision]

[Morgoth]

http://www.moviestar-photos.com/graphics/252/252101.jpg
"That darn dislexic tailer strikes again!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviestar-photos.com/graphics/252/252101.jpg
"That darn dislexic taylor strikes again!"
Nyahahahaha

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/SupermanUN.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Testicles. That is all."
http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3LANALOIS.jpg
MARGOT KIDDER: "How dare you be more attractive than me!"
ANNETTE O'TOOLE: "I didn't ask to be more attractive than you, I was just born attractive that's all."

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
BAD SUPERMAN: "Try again in a couple of hours?"
LANA LANG: "Whatever..."

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3LUCHA.jpg
BAD SUPERMAN: "Accept my Superman Returns costume! ACCEPT IT!!!"
[five minutes later...]
http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3LUCHA2.jpg
GOOD CLARK KENT [in Michael Caine accent]: "Never!"
BAD SUPERMAN [gasping]: "ACK... GAG... c-c'mon, c-cut it out Clark... c-can't... breathe..."

[Morgoth]

Nyahahahaha

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/SupermanUN.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Testicles. That is all."
http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3LANALOIS.jpg
MARGOT KIDDER: "How dare you be more attractive than me!"
ANNETTE O'TOOLE: "I didn't ask to be more attractive than you, I was just born attractive that's all."

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
BAD SUPERMAN: "Try again in a couple of hours?"
LANA LANG: "Whatever..."

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3LUCHA.jpg
BAD SUPERMAN: "Accept my Superman Returns costume! ACCEPT IT!!!"
[five minutes later...]
http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3LUCHA2.jpg
GOOD CLARK KENT [in Michael Caine accent]: "Never!"
BAD SUPERMAN [gasping]: "ACK... GAG... c-c'mon, c-cut it out Clark... c-can't... breathe..."Ha! I had to do the tailer follow up.:) I did that testacles joke over at JL caps.:)

[Morgoth]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
Supes:"Noone will have to know. You can get an abortion."


http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3LUCHA2.jpg
Clark:"Say uncle!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/evil-superman-1.jpg (http://messageboard.cinescape.com/cinescape/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=Superman&Number=183754&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1)
BAD SUPERMAN: "*BELCH* damn... gotta get my mind off that [BLEEP] ugly new suit..."

http://www.zonadvd.com/imagenes/noticias/2005_07_warner/supermaniii.jpg
BAD SUPERMAN: "Ohh yeah... that's right... Wonder Woman ain't gonna ***** right for a week..."

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
SUPERMAN: "This is my little friend Jimmy. Say Hello Jimmy."
JIMMY OLSEN: "Hello Jimmy."
SUPERMAN: "Isn't he clever folks? And I just had the bolt in his neck tightened yesterday."

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/superman-3/superman-3-03.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm not goin' in there without my sperm sample!"

http://www.25frames.org/media/screens/1095.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Oh damn this tennis elbow!"
http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg
HELMET GUY: "There has been a great disturbance in the Force."
KRYPTON COUNCIL MEMBERS: "Shut up!"

http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_01.jpg
SUPERMAN: "A set this big makes a fella feel mighty small..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
Supes:"Noone will have to know. You can get an abortion."


http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3LUCHA2.jpg
Clark:"Say uncle!"
Nyahahahahahahahaha!

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/SUP3007A3434344P.jpg
CLARK: "Wilma!"

http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman2/superman2_03.jpg
URSA: "Ow! Damn, you really are made of steel!"

http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman4/superman4_04.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Damn, this LYNCH thing is stuck!"

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Luthor, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LUTHOR: "Okay. A simple no would have done just fine."

[Morgoth]

http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg

Kryptonian:"Okay, who's the jackass who let in the snowtrooper?"

[Morgoth]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/evil-superman-1.jpg (http://messageboard.cinescape.com/cinescape/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=Superman&Number=183754&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1)

"Time ta' drink me some breakfast."

[Morgoth]

http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg


"I am Cobra Commander! Remove these rings!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg
"I am Cobra Commander! Remove these rings!"
Nyahahahaha

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3LUCHA2.jpg
CLARK: "Give me back my limited edition Batman fan club decoder ring!"

[SuperNewGuy]

http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg

TWO hula hoops? Impressive.

[Morgoth]

Nyahahahaha {quote} :)

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3LUCHA2.jpg
CLARK: "Give me back my limited edition Batman fan club decoder ring!"Heh heh. :)

[Morgoth]

http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg

"What do you think looks better, if we hold our hands in front or, behind our backs?"

[Morgoth]

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg

"We are the Kryptonians who say, NEE!"

[Brian Braddock]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg


"Seriously, not even the Joker would wear that coat, Luthor."

[Morgoth]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
"What can I say, those Queer guys came over and had an eye for me."

[SolidSnakeMGS]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
"What can I say, those Queer guys came over and had an eye for me."





Waits for deletion.

[Morgoth]

Waits for deletion.That's what I was thinking. But it's not gay bashing. It's from a tv show I just can't remember which.:)

[SuperDaniel]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Superman3/SIII_bar2.jpg
Superman singing old robert johnson classic : "I keep drinking Malted Milk, tryin` to drive my blues away...."

[Morgoth]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/evil-superman-1.jpg (http://messageboard.cinescape.com/cinescape/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=Superman&Number=183754&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1)

"I'm here to apply for the bartending job. I brought my urine sample, how much do you want?"

[patrickbateman]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg

"yeah this is jerry sienfeld's place."

(waits for kramer)

[Whack Arnolds]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg

Man oh man, did those original Superman movies suck...

[SolidSnakeMGS]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg

Man oh man, did those original Superman movies suck...

The first two certainly did not.

[IKnowSomeJudo]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg

"yeah this is jerry sienfeld's place."

(waits for kramer)It really does look like Seinfeld's place in this shot. WTF

[Whack Arnolds]

The first two certainly did not.Meh...

[Brian Braddock]

The first two certainly did not.

I concur. They did anything but suck. :mad:

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
BRANDON: "Which do you think would suit me better - Jedi Knight or Starfleet officer?"
KATE: "Fanboy..."
BRANDON: "That's not an answer."

[Michael Corleone]

That's what I was thinking. But it's not gay bashing. It's from a tv show I just can't remember which.:)

I was thinking the same..."queer eye for the straight guy" I think.

[Michael Corleone]

It really does look like Seinfeld's place in this shot. WTF

Considering how much of a fan he is...thats sort of creepy.

[Gold Samurai]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg


Superman- i've been to future and I brought back something they call a "DVD player" Oh I also bought this "Smallville season 1" you wanna see who plays martha? Wait till you see the guy they got to play a Clark Kent too


"Somebody Saaaaaaveeee Meeee!!!"

Lana- oh! what has happened to the music its horrible!

[Mr. Socko]

^Lol, nice one.

[Mentok]

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns6/brandon-green-screen.jpg

Superman recieves the world worst wedgie.

[SuperNewGuy]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg

Would you like to sit and stare at the fake fire?






(guess what movie that's from :) )

[SingItWithMeNow]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg

Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Jerry: I went out with you.
Elaine: That's because my standards are too low.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg


"Clark..i know you want to take jonathans place but this is going to far."

:eek:

[Bad Superman]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/superman-3/superman-3-03.jpg

SUPERMAN: Uuugh. . . what a hangover. . .

[Bad Superman]

http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg

KRYPTONIAN PLUMMER: I don't see the problem. Your toilet seems fine.

[Immortalfire]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg


Superman- i've been to future and I brought back something they call a "DVD player" Oh I also bought this "Smallville season 1" you wanna see who plays martha? Wait till you see the guy they got to play a Clark Kent too


"Somebody Saaaaaaveeee Meeee!!!"

Lana- oh! what has happened to the music its horrible! Brilliant :D

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns6/brandon-green-screen.jpg
ROUTH: "My \S/ insignia is about to burst!"

[Morgoth]

I was thinking the same..."queer eye for the straight guy" I think.It was on some show and they were referencing Queer Eye, I think it was on something like Blue Collar, can't remember.

[Morgoth]

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns6/brandon-green-screen.jpg

Superman:"I hope nobody notices my wires, if it got out I can't fly without them I'd be a laughing stock."

[Morgoth]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/superman-3/superman-3-03.jpg
"No, I don't wanna' go to bed, WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg

"I'm never gonna' get this cleaned up in time for the yard sale. Ma's gonna' kill me."

[Morgoth]

http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg

Council Member:"We have captured the Rocketeer!"

[Morgoth]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
Superman:"You invite me over and you don't even have any chips or dip?!What a witch."

[Morgoth]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
Superman:"So, uh, you wanna' play doctor?"

[Morgoth]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
Superman:"Your tightly clenched knees, and folded hands are no match for my strength. soon your legs will open, oh yes, they will open."

[Metropolis_Man]

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns6/brandon-green-screen.jpg

It is time my hair had a more "pompador" look to it.

[Morgoth]

http://dvdreviews.dvdboard.de/pics/cheech_chong1_1.jpg

Cheech:"Damn, this Kryptonian stuff supes gave us is awesome!"

Chong:"Yeah it's a good thing he went back home for his stash man. It was worth the seven year wait, man."

[Metropolis_Man]

http://dvdreviews.dvdboard.de/pics/cheech_chong1_1.jpg

Cheech:"Damn, this Kryptonian stuff supes gave us is awesome!"

Chong:"Yeah it's a good thing he went back home for his stash man. It was worth the seven year wait, man."

Hahahaha! Thats great, if only you could've maniped Superman where the police officer is.

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg

Superman - "Hey Seinfeld"

Jerry - "Not right now Supes I am painting"

Superman - "Hey Seinfeld dont get me mad. I got a date with Lois tonight & I have to leave in 5 Minutes to save the World again. But theres a problem. I got to go to the bathroom & your out of Toilet Paper again"

Kramer - "Hey Supes I got Toilet Paper you can use my place"

Superman - "Thanks Kramer & Seinfeld one of these days I am going to stick that Paint Brush up your ass"

[Morgoth]

Hahahaha! Thats great, if only you could've maniped Superman where the police officer is.:) If I had the ability, I would have. Glad you liked it.:up:

[Morgoth]

http://dvdreviews.dvdboard.de/pics/cheech_chong1_1.jpg

Chong:"It's a good thing that Kryptonite aint the only green stuff that comes from Krypton."

[Morgoth]

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5038/superman6.jpg

"Uh Oh, there's a Radioactive Monster Squirrel down there! This looks like a job for Superman!"

[Batman]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg

Superman: "...She had man-hands?"

Jerry: "She had man-hands!"

Kramer: "Hey, what are you talking about?"

Jerry: "She had man-hands!"

Kramer: "She had man-hands?"

Superman: "She had man-hands!"

Kramer: "She had man-hands!"

Superman: "I can't believe she had man-hands!"

Jerry: "Well she did. She had man-hands!"

[Morgoth]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg

Superman:"Hey Jerry, could you use that marker and draw a nose on me."

[Morgoth]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns2/brandon-aug10.jpg
"We've gotta' get this thread to page 100!"

[Morgoth]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg

Superman:Yeah, tough day, Lex used some Kryptonite glove and made my face all flat like this."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg
Superman: "I see Elaine forgot her pink panties again."
Kramer: "Elaine wears pink?! Schwing!"

[Shamik]

Seinfeld: Bank robber? (pauses for Superman. Supes just stares at him) No? Mark that out. Car thief? (pause) Mark that out. Oh, here's one, father to Lois' child. Full-time. Competitive wages. Great benefits. Yeah, I bet they are great.
Superman: You're not funny.

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg

Jerry: Hey Supes, I see you're wearing speedos...............not that there's anything wrong with that!

[SuperNewGuy]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg

Lana, don't let these Kryptonian toys I have on the table here intimidate you...............

[Gold Samurai]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg

Kramer- Hey Jerry my toilet isn't working properly mind if I use yours? I brought my newspaper cause i'll be in for a long time


Jerry- your gonna have to stand in line like superman

superman- sorry no cutting

kramer-but jerry I gotta go!

superman- elaine hurry up we need to use the bathroom!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg

Jerry: Hey Supes, I see you're wearing speedos...............not that there's anything wrong with that!
Hahahahaha

Hey, 100 pages guys! We did it! We rule! We rock! :up::)

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Hahahahaha

Hey, 100 pages guys! We did it! We rule! We rock! :up::)



we all have to have a goal in life.

:D

[Dr. Fate]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg
KRAMER: "Who's your guest?"
JERRY: "He's here to prove once and for all that men in capes are pure, noble and good to the bone."

[SuperNewGuy]

Hahahahaha

Hey, 100 pages guys! We did it! We rule! We rock! :up::)

100 pages woohoo! I put in a bunch of captions in the early days of this thread, then I was gone forever. Oddly enough I started posting again just as we hit the 100 page mark, cool.

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg

Sorry, false alarm Superman. Metallo wasn't on a rampage though the city - it was just Elaine dancing again.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg

Sorry, false alarm Superman. Metallo wasn't on a rampage though the city - it was just Elaine dancing again.
Bwahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermantv.net/fanart/oct/street_stance.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Guys, this is important. This means something."
FLASH: "Wait, is that how the Close Encounters potato speech goes or is it 'this means something, this is important.'?"
WONDER WOMAN: "This will require all the wisdom bestowed upon me by Hera to resolve."
BATMAN: "Y'know, we could just watch the movie."
SUPERMAN: "Very well."

Eh, sorry, that one sucks.

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/wildezc/newpostercopy.jpg

Finally page 100! :supes:

[Morgoth]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
Lana:"Um yeah, could you scoot over, a little uncomfortable, and you smell like like a gas station bathroom."

[Morgoth]

http://supermantv.net/fanart/oct/street_stance.jpg

Superman:"Is it just me or does the Flash look like he could kick all our asses?"

Batman:"It's just the suit, all padded. But not me, it's all West Baby!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermantv.net/fanart/oct/street_stance.jpg

Superman:"Is it just me or does the Flash look like he could kick all our asses?"

Batman:"It's just the suit, all padded. But not me, it's all West Baby!"
Nyahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
Lana: "So I hear you and Lois got married..."
Superman: "Yep."
Lana: "So that's all I was to you, a one night stand, a hot red headed fling, is that right?"
Superman: "Uh... yep."
Lana: "Curse you tall, handsome spandex wearing devils...:("

[SuperNewGuy]

http://supermantv.net/fanart/oct/street_stance.jpg
Flash (to Wonder Woman): I think we'd better let Superman and Batman cut ahead of us in the bathroom line here.............Batman's doing the pee-pee dance and I think Superman may have started going already........

[Mentok]

Rofl.

[Morgoth]

NyahahahahaGotta' love West.

[Morgoth]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
Superman:"Lana, there's something I need to tell you, as a Kryptonian I am a little different than Humans. My 'thing' goes inside me when I'm not using it."

[Dr. Fate]

Careful Morgoth, they might ban you again. :(

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Christopher-Reeve---Superman--C10101819.jpeg
REEVE: "Must save the world from Tom Cruise!"

[Morgoth]

Careful Morgoth, they might ban you again. :(

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Christopher-Reeve---Superman--C10101819.jpeg
REEVE: "Must save the world from Tom Cruise!"Heh heh. I doubt I'd get banned for that but then again things have been a little too tight assed around these boards lately.

[Morgoth]

http://supermantv.net/fanart/oct/street_stance.jpg

Batman:"Quit staring at Superman's bulge, or I'll throw this at you, so help me."

[C. Lee]

Heh heh. I doubt I'd get banned for that but then again things have been a little too tight assed around these boards lately.
Yeah...it's a shame not everyone gets off on fart, piss, poop, rape, and gay jokes. That's something to be proud of.

[Morgoth]

Yeah...it's a shame not everyone gets off on fart, piss, poop, rape, and gay jokes. That's something to be proud of.Calm down, you're too sensitive. That's why everyone complains about you, I know I've spoken to many who don't like you and know you are very unfair.:supes: Some people have a sense of humor.

[Morgoth]

http://www.beyondcomicsinc.com/images/Superman%20vs%20Hulk.jpg

Supes:"Oh no! I thought it was the Hulk, but it's some Kryptonite Monster! YAGH!"

[Showtime]

Calm down, you're too sensitive. That's why everyone complains about you, I know I've spoken to many who don't like you and know you are very unfair.:supes: Some people have a sense of humor.

I've never heard anyone complain about C. Lee? You're barking up the wrong tree. :down

[sparky_parker]

LMAO!!

** the note about posting appropriately goes for you too**

[C. Lee]

Calm down, you're too sensitive. That's why everyone complains about you, I know I've spoken to many who don't like you and know you are very unfair.:supes: Some people have a sense of humor.
It's my job to try and keep this place clean. Your bathroom humor is not appreciated by the people in charge. The plethora of rape and pedophilia jokes recently were not appreciated or wanted. You will watch what you put in your posts or you will be banned.

The majority of people who complain about me are the ones who are rude, crude, offensive, juvenile, and mean to other posters.....so that really breaks my heart. The main fact is....I am not here to be liked...I am here to keep the site clean and nice and friendly.

I suggest you start acting like you have graduated from the 3rd grade.