Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Morgoth]

http://www.actuacine.net/2006/photos/returns13-big.jpg
KEVIN SPACEY: "The big difference between me and Gene Hackman? I was dedicated enough to actually go bald. Gene was not. The other, bigger difference between me and Gene Hackman? I make THIS look good.":up: :up:

[Dr. Fate]

:up: :up:
Thanks Morg.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/mehzeb/lois_perry.jpg
PERRY WHITE: "There's a beautiful woman masturbating in my bed."

[Superman \S/]

LOL! And Lois looks hot there.

[Dr. Fate]

LOL! And Lois looks hot there.
Thank you, but I must disagree about Lois in this shot. While Kate Bosworth is much cuter than Margot Kidder ever was, I have yet to see a pic of Bosworth as Lois that really makes her look "hot".

[Dr. Fate]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8906/shrank1kf.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So I hear you have a beautiful woman masturbating in your bed."
PERRY WHITE: "Yes I do, and I assure you it's not Lois."
SUPERMAN: "Good. It's not Lana, is it?"
PERRY WHITE: "No, not Miss Lang."
SUPERMAN: "Wonder Woman?"
PERRY WHITE: "Nope, not her either."
SUPERMAN: "Who then?"
PERRY: "You don't know her, she's from out of state."
SUPERMAN: "Is it... Mrs. Kent?"
PERRY: "Please Superman, give me some credit! I'd never go after another man's territory!"
SUPERMAN: "Forgive me, Mr. White."
PERRY: "Forgiven. Oh uh, I probably shouldn't tell you this, but Lois is masturbating in my son Richard's bed. Bye."
SUPERMAN: "WTF?!"

[Gold Samurai]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/mehzeb/lois_perry.jpg

MAN- we have some unconfirmed reports of Superman coming back to Metropolis
PERRY WHITE: Forget Superman! I want He-Man dead!

*Everyone in the room has a blank look on their face*

[TheSumOfGod]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg

Young Kal-El: "You want me to put that WHERE?!"

Spirit of Jor-El: "It's all about the releasing of energy from the chakras, my son..."

Young Kal-El: "Kryptonian technology is seriously f***ed up."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/mehzeb/lois_perry.jpg

MAN- we have some unconfirmed reports of Superman coming back to Metropolis
PERRY WHITE: Forget Superman! I want He-Man dead!

*Everyone in the room has a blank look on their face*
Bwahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up:
http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
ROUTH: "Whether you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud, women warm I've been kicked around since I was born. Now it's alright, that's okay, you can look the other way. We can try to understand the New York time's affect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah ha ah ha. Stayin' alive, stayin' alive. AH HA AH HA. Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ive. Well now I get low and I get high and if I can't get either, I really. I got those wings of heaven on my shoes 'cause I'm a dancin' man, and I just can't loose..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey Paul, try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!" [starts choking Zod] "You f***ing bastard! You f***ing stupid bastard!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Concorsd2.jpg
PILOT: "Is that a ghost?!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/SupermanII-photo2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I must rescue the summer box office!"

[true316]

http://www.accesswave.ca/%7Erclancey/post-superman.jpg

Superman mistakenly turns time back a little too far.

This is one of the best ones I've seen! :p :up:

[true316]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
ROUTH: "Whether you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud, women warm I've been kicked around since I was born. Now it's alright, that's okay, you can look the other way. We can try to understand the New York time's affect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah ha ah ha. Stayin' alive, stayin' alive. AH HA AH HA. Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ive. Well now I get low and I get high and if I can't get either, I really. I got those wings of heaven on my shoes 'cause I'm a dancin' man, and I just can't loose..."

This is just awesome on so many levels...:D :up:

[Immortalfire]

Bwahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up:
http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
ROUTH: "Whether you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud, women warm I've been kicked around since I was born. Now it's alright, that's okay, you can look the other way. We can try to understand the New York time's affect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah ha ah ha. Stayin' alive, stayin' alive. AH HA AH HA. Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ive. Well now I get low and I get high and if I can't get either, I really. I got those wings of heaven on my shoes 'cause I'm a dancin' man, and I just can't loose..." http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sally/lol.gif http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/laughing/yelrotflmao.gif http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/hihi.gif

[Dr. Fate]

This is just awesome on so many levels...:D :up:
Thank you. :)

[Dr. Fate]

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Thank you too. :)
http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
CLARK KENT: "Damn. I've lost my cape's yellow \S/ insignia again. I can't transform into Superman with an incomplete costume."

[Dr. Fate]

http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/nadiesuper1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Damn. For some reason I can't seem to get that Stayin' Alive theme out of my head."

[Dr. Fate]

http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/nadiesuper1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[Brian Braddock]

http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/nadiesuper1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."


u gotta love Bateman. :up: :up:

[elorenishii386]

http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/nadiesuper1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

Damn there must be alot of Bateman quotes floating around here...

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg

Superman: "Lois...You're a f**king ugly b***h. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."

Lois: "What!!!"

Superman: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/6932/2112ec.jpg

Batman: "That's my line B***h!!!" :batman: :)

[Spare-Flair]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

Lois: Clark? Where are you going???

Clark: I uhh... Have to return some videotapes.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Jimmy: "Clark, where did you get that fantastic overnight bag?"

Clark: "Jean-Paul Gautier"

[wiegeabo]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Jimmy: "Clark, did you get kicked out of your apartment again?"

Clark: "Uh, yeah."

Jimmy: "Why?"

Clark: "Sort of forgot to pay my rent...for six years. Can I stay with you?"

Jimmy: "...Um, let's see...no."

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Clark: hey Jimmy, go grab a bicycle and help me recruit some Mormons

Jimmy: dude, I'm Catholic

[Mr. Vice]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Jimmy: "Hay Clark! Gotta a minute?"

Clark: "Yeah, Jimmy, what's up!?"

Jimmy: "Er,uh, Shaq called, he says he wants his coat back."

Clark: "Right....."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Jimmy: "Clark, did you get kicked out of your apartment again?"

Clark: "Uh, yeah."

Jimmy: "Why?"

Clark: "Sort of forgot to pay my rent...for six years. Can I stay with you?"

Jimmy: "...Um, let's see...no."
Hahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

Damn there must be alot of Bateman quotes floating around here...
Bateman quotes just work so well on so many levels... especially when they're coming out of Superman's mouth.


http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg

Superman: "Lois...You're a f**king ugly b***h. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."

Lois: "What!!!"

Superman: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/6932/2112ec.jpg

Batman: "That's my line B***h!!!" :batman: :)
Bwahahahahaha. Good one. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Clark: hey Jimmy, go grab a bicycle and help me recruit some Mormons

Jimmy: dude, I'm Catholic
Nyahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
CLARK: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
LOIS: "Why? What's wrong?"
CLARK: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[Gold Samurai]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Clark- Jimmy!! you gotta come back with me!!

Jimmy- Where?

Clark- Back to the future!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Clark- Jimmy!! you gotta come back with me!!

Jimmy- Where?

Clark- Back to the future!
Hahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Where we're going, we won't need roads."

[ultimatefan]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Jimmy: It´s too hot for that coat, Clark!

Clark: So?

Jimmy: I KNEW IT!! You´re actually Superman, aren´t you? You´re using that coat to disguise your costume!

Clark: No way.

Jimmy: So why are you wearing it in this heat?

Clark: Okay, you found out the truth! I like to expose myself to teen girls...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
"I really wish people would stop telling me that I look like an adult version of Harry Potter. I find that degrades my masculinity greatly."

[Gold Samurai]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg


Lois: [sees Clark approach her] Oh... you.
Clark (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001497/): Listen, I'm sorry, but there was a disturbance.
Lois (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000379/): I don't know you and I can't keep thinking about you. It's too painful.
Clark (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001497/): I've been reading poetry lately.
Lois (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000379/) Whatever that means.
Clark (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001497/): Day by day he gazed upon her, Day by day he sighed with passion, Day by day...
Lois: [Interrupts Clark] Don't start.

Clark sees a asian lady plucking violin

asian lady- a superman a superman does whatever a man can! flys real high everywhere

[BareKnucklez]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg


Lois: [sees Clark approach her] Oh... you.
Clark (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001497/): Listen, I'm sorry, but there was a disturbance.
Lois (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000379/): I don't know you and I can't keep thinking about you. It's too painful.
Clark (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001497/): I've been reading poetry lately.
Lois (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000379/) Whatever that means.
Clark (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001497/): Day by day he gazed upon her, Day by day he sighed with passion, Day by day...
Lois: [Interrupts Clark] Don't start.

Clark sees a asian lady plucking violin

asian lady- a superman a superman does whatever a man can! flys real high everywhere


HAHAHA :up::)

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois: you want a piece of me?

Clark: please, I'm begging you, don't head butt me with that thing!!

[Spare-Flair]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Clark: "Lois! I'm telling you! Every since I came back something isn't right with the world!"

Lois: "What are you blabbering about?"

Clark: "Well for one thing, everybody's driving on the right side of their cars!"

[Mr. Vice]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois:"What did the five fingers say to the face?"

[wiegeabo]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Clark: "Lois! I'm telling you! Every since I came back something isn't right with the world!"

Lois: "What are you blabbering about?"

Clark: "Well for one thing, everybody's driving on the right side of their cars!"

Nice catch!

And apparently women have started wearing socks instead of shoes.

[eXperiment]

Thats weird. Lol

[eXperiment]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Clark: "Lois! I'm telling you! Every since I came back something isn't right with the world!"

Lois: "What are you blabbering about?"

Clark: "Well for one thing, everybody's driving on the right side of their cars!"

Lol, thats great.

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
lois: HEY! EYES UP HERE!!

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Clark: "Lois! I'm telling you! Every since I came back something isn't right with the world!"

Lois: "What are you blabbering about?"

Clark: "Well for one thing, everybody's driving on the right side of their cars!"

i'll add to that...

clark:....and since when did wearing socks in public become the new fashion trend?!?!?

lois: what do u mean???? everybody's doin' it!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS: "I need an adult!"

[Agnarr]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
lois: HEY! EYES UP HERE!!

LMFAO!! :p Simplicity at its best!

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg


Lois: I swear, if it weren't for the sideburns I'd say you look just like...
Clark (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001497/): *whistles*

(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000379/)

[SolidSnakeMGS]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois : If you say I have a fjordhead ONE MORE TIME.....

[Showtime]

I love the references from Back to the Future I am seeing.

[Showtime]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
Clark: Did you get it?
Lois: Listen Clark, you can stop sending me postcards, you're back in Metropolis now!

[Seen]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

It's "Bring Your Kids To Work Day" at the Daily Planet.

[Agnarr]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
Clark: Did you get it?
Lois: Listen Clark, you can stop sending me postcards, you're back in Metropolis now!

Hahaha, that goes really well with her expression--trying to get through to poor Clark by snapping at him.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS: "Clark, I need you to come back with me!"
CLARK: "Where?"
LOIS: "Back to the Future!"

[Showtime]

^Great!

[Dr. Fate]

^Great!
Thank you.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
BOSWORTH: "For the last time, I use quick drying cement to keep the wig on!"
ROUTH: "Say it, don't spray it."

[Brian Braddock]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

"Clark, why's that woman to the right of us walking around in her socks?!"

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

I'm warning you Lois, I'm good friends with Santa..............if you don't stop bullying me his elves are gonna come and kick your @$$...........here comes one now!!

[SuperNewGuy]

...........because of the elf shoes she's wearing..................*crickets*.............. D'OH!!!!


:D

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/stm-railway.jpg
CHRIS REEVE: "Yeah, I know, I make it look easy. It's called acting, ladies and gentlemen. A real actor always makes it look easy."

[Brian Braddock]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/stm-railway.jpg

No quote - just admiring the matte painting behind Chris - it's realy good!!! :up:

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Clark: So Jimmy, how about a game of 1 on 1 quidditch after work?

Jimmy: uhhhhh.................

[Gold Samurai]

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/5584/supermanreturns2178jg.jpg


*Jimmy thinking*

Jimmy- God... I wish I were that pen I bet she uses it on her break to....

Perry- Jimmy!!

Jimmy- Huh? wha?

[KalMart]

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/5584/supermanreturns2178jg.jpg

Jimmy: Unnhhhhh....that's the last time I drink Scotch on a work night....y'know, I never realized this, but that guy next to Lois is REALLY hot.....

[Shamik]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8906/shrank1kf.jpg

Perry: You know man, it could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Superman: There's always that. I don't know, it's just...when you buy furniture, you tell yourself that that's it. That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. Whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled. I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent. A wardrobe that was getting very respectable. I was close to being complete.
Perry: **** man, now it's all gone.
Superman: Allll gone. All gone.
Perry: Do you know what a duvet is?
Superman: Comfort.
Perry: It's a blanket. It's just a blanket. Now, why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? Is it essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
Superman: Uh..y'know...consumers.
Perry: Right. We are consumers. We are biproducts of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty...these things don't concern me. What concerns me is celebrity magazines. Television with 500 channels. Some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Superman: Martha Stewart.
Perry: F#(k Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So f#(k off with your sofa units and string bean stripe patterns. I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve. Let the chips fall where they may. But that's me. I could be wrong. Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
Superman: Nah, it's just stuff.
Perry: Well, you did lose a lot of versatile solutions from Modern Living.

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/5584/supermanreturns2178jg.jpg

Jimmy: Lois has been hanging around with Mr. Miyagi a lot lately........could she be the next Karate Kid?

[Gold Samurai]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/premiere05060001.jpg



Martha- you said you were returning soon but I didn't expect you arrive in that

http://www.javelinamx.com/carstars/bttf09.jpg


Clark- its a kickass ride

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/stm-railway.jpg

No quote - just admiring the matte painting behind Chris - it's realy good!!! :up:
It is indeed.
REEVE: "Behold the power of 1970s filmmaking!"

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/5584/supermanreturns2178jg.jpg
LOIS: "This is my blank doe-eyed emptiness look substituting for actual thought, depth and feeling look. Impressive, yes?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/premiere05060001.jpg



Martha- you said you were returning soon but I didn't expect you arrive in that

http://www.javelinamx.com/carstars/bttf09.jpg


Clark- its a kickass ride

Nyahahahaha :up:

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8906/shrank1kf.jpg
FRANK LANGELLA: "Sorry son, but you really don't look like Chris Reeve."
ROUTH: ":mad:"

[Mr. Thing]

What's funny about that? :confused:

[blksuperman2]

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/5584/supermanreturns2178jg.jpg

Jimmy: Lois has been hanging around with Mr. Miyagi a lot lately........could she be the next Karate Kid?

LMAO!! You tryin' to get me fired from my job:D :D

[Brian Braddock]

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/5584/supermanreturns2178jg.jpg

Jimmy : " Golly, Miss Lane, one of your eyes is blue and the other is brown? Whatsup with that?!"

[Dr. Fate]

What's funny about that? :confused:
Every interview I've read with Routh he says that when he first got into the business people told him he looked like Christopher Reeve. I'm not saying this to be mean, but Routh really does not look like Chris Reeve.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/5584/supermanreturns2178jg.jpg

Jimmy : " Golly, Miss Lane, one of your eyes is blue and the other is brown? Whatsup with that?!"
Nyahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
"Round and bouncy, round and bouncy, that's all you really care about, isn't it? A woman who's round and bouncy! Well, I may be a waif but at least I'm not running around that short, creepy little Scientologist guy!"

[Brian Braddock]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
"Round and bouncy, round and bouncy, that's all you really care about, isn't it? A woman who's round and bouncy! Well, I may be a waif but at least I'm not running around that short, creepy little Scientologist guy!"


:D :D

[SuperNewGuy]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

Lois: Clark, people have been talking..............they're concerned about this Harry Potter look you have going on. You do realize you're not actually a wizard, right?



http://i.timeinc.net/time/daily/2006/0604/XML_amsummer/images/03.jpg

.........win-gardium LEVIOSA!!!!!!!

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/641/059ro9uh.jpg

Lois - "Hey Clark did you send Lex that note about me changing the time of our Meeting"

Clark - "Sure I did hehehe"

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/866/028hl.jpg

Lex Luthor - "Son of a ***** Clark Kent is back"

[roach]

[QUOTE=Gold Samurai]http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg


Lois:Im sorry but it is physically impossible for Superman to throw his "S" at people...and I was right there.

[Compi716]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns6/lois-jimmy.jpg
Jimmy: So, uh...do you date guys who wear bowties? Or are you and Ra's al Ghul over there still an "item?"

[Dr. Fate]

:D :D
Thanks

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

Lois: Clark, people have been talking..............they're concerned about this Harry Potter look you have going on. You do realize you're not actually a wizard, right?



http://i.timeinc.net/time/daily/2006/0604/XML_amsummer/images/03.jpg

.........win-gardium LEVIOSA!!!!!!!
Nyahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

[quote=Gold Samurai]http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg


Lois:Im sorry but it is physically impossible for Superman to throw his "S" at people...and I was right there.
Bwahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/641/059ro9uh.jpg

Lois - "Hey Clark did you send Lex that note about me changing the time of our Meeting"

Clark - "Sure I did hehehe"

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/866/028hl.jpg

Lex Luthor - "Son of a ***** Clark Kent is back"
Hahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS: "Jesus wasn't white, Jesus was black!"
CLARK: "I don't buy it."

[SuperDaniel]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/641/059ro9uh.jpg

Lois - "Hey Clark did you send Lex that note about me changing the time of our Meeting"

Clark - "Sure I did hehehe"

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/866/028hl.jpg

Lex Luthor - "Son of a ***** Clark Kent is back"
LMFAO :D!!!

[SuperNewGuy]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/kkid.jpg



http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/lois-jimmy.jpg

Singer's secret project: KARATE KID 5!!!!!!


(sorry, I had to do it :D yeah, I suck at photoshop)

[Whack Arnolds]

Nyahahahaha :up:

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8906/shrank1kf.jpg
FRANK LANGELLA: "Sorry son, but you really don't look like Chris Reeve."
ROUTH: ":mad:"Correct, he looks better. :up:

[Bad Superman]

Correct, he looks better. :up:

Routh is Superman and looks awesome. . . Better than Reeve? You're jumping the gun.

[Whack Arnolds]

Reeve is "meh". Aka Corny.

[Bad Superman]

Reeve is "meh". Aka Corny.

Whatever, kiddo. :rolleyes:

[SolidSnakeMGS]

Reeve is "meh". Aka Corny.
.
I see why they call you Whack, because that's what your opinion is. :D

[Whack Arnolds]

Whatever, kiddo. :rolleyes:My name isn't Beatrix. What makes you assume I am a "kiddo", because I think Reeve is absolutely corny? :)

[Whack Arnolds]

.
I see why they call you Whack, because that's what your opinion is. :D"They" don't call me "whack arnolds", I named myself that. It's supposed to be funny. :up:

[Bad Superman]

My name isn't Beatrix. What makes you assume I am a "kiddo", because I think Reeve is absolutely corny? :)

Saludos Beatrix. El maiz es tu comida favorita?

[Whack Arnolds]

Don't be mad at me cause Chris Reeves is overrated because of sentimental reasons. I bet Brandon Routh does just as good, if not better...but won't recieve props because all of you still have such a crush on Christopher Reeves from your 1970's childhood.

[Bad Superman]

Don't be mad at me cause Chris Reeves is overrated because of sentimental reasons. I bet Brandon Routh does just as good, if not better...but won't recieve props because all of you still have such a crush on Christopher Reeves from your 1970's childhood.

That's just your opinion. :o

[Whack Arnolds]

Saludos Beatrix. El maiz es tu comida favorita?Why are you asking if corn is my favorite food? lol?

[Whack Arnolds]

That's just your opinion. :oTouche. :o

[SolidSnakeMGS]

Don't be mad at me cause Chris Reeves is overrated because of sentimental reasons. I bet Brandon Routh does just as good, if not better...but won't recieve props because all of you still have such a crush on Christopher Reeves from your 1970's childhood.

Dude, Reeve was widely acknowledged as a terrific actor! And he was; he nailed the dramatic, comedic and physical aspects of the Superman role, and of the other admittedly much smaller scale roles he had in life. It has nothing to do with sentimental reasons. And I'm no psychic, but I'm willing to bet a lot Routh doesn't even come CLOSE to Reeve. That's not to say he won't do well in the role, but Reeve set the bar awfully high. I'd be satisfied simply with Routh (if he does well) bringing a new aspect to the character.

[Whack Arnolds]

Dude, Reeve was widely acknowledged as a terrific actor! And he was; he nailed the dramatic, comedic and physical aspects of the Superman role, and of the other admittedly much smaller scale roles he had in life. It has nothing to do with sentimental reasons. And I'm no psychic, but I'm willing to bet a lot Routh doesn't even come CLOSE to Reeve. That's not to say he won't do well in the role, but Reeve set the bar awfully high. I'd be satisfied simply with Routh (if he does well) bringing a new aspect to the character.Uhh, no one was saying Reeves wasn't a decent actor, even though he really had no major parts or took part in any real good movies. But Dean Cain did just as well as Reeve ever did. It's not hard to act as Superman. Act noble and truthful as Superman, be genuine...and as Clark act like the biggest dork on the planet. Not a very tough thing to do.

[Bad Superman]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg

JOR-EL: You wish a refund or an exchange?

SUPERMAN: Exchange. . .


http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/8833/6007306664as.jpg

SUPERMAN: WOW. . .Thanks.

[SolidSnakeMGS]

Uhh, no one was saying Reeves wasn't a decent actor, even though he really had no major parts or took part in any real good movies. But Dean Cain did just as well as Reeve ever did. It's not hard to act as Superman. Act noble and truthful as Superman, be genuine...and as Clark act like the biggest dork on the planet. Not a very tough thing to do.

Reeve was in several notable pictures, including Somewhere in Time, not that a lack of work dimishes him in any way.

And NO, Cain wasn't even close to Reeve. Cain wasn't genuine or believable in the least. He came across as the cool and hip Clark Kent without much vulnerability or sincerity. And he looked nothing like a Superman as well.

[Brian Braddock]

All Cain done when he was Superman cross his arms and frown a lot. In no way whatsoever did his performance asSuperman come even close to Reeve's portrayal.

Reeve's Clark Kent alone shows what a good actor he was. SolidSnakeMGS said it right - Reeve has left behind an awfully hard to match legacy - a very, very high bar.

But I have faith in Routh.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "Holding a woman over 30 will allow me to look more mature than my 26 years would suggest!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg
Parker Posey: Hmmmm... It IS true that they had to digitally shrink your package...

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg

JOR-EL: You wish a refund or an exchange?

SUPERMAN: Exchange. . .


http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/8833/6007306664as.jpg

SUPERMAN: WOW. . .Thanks.

LOL :up:

[Morgoth]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois:"Duh, they were bound to figure it out, all you do is wear glasses, ofcourse we know you're The Martian Manhunter."

Clark:"WTF?"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg

SUPERMAN: You weight a little more than 108.
POSEY: Oh, really?
SUPERMAN: Let's go.

[Morgoth]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg

Superman:"Please get off me."

[SuperNewGuy]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/059ro.jpg

Lois: will you PLEEEASE just give him your autograph so he'll quit following us???

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois:"Duh, they were bound to figure it out, all you do is wear glasses, ofcourse we know you're The Martian Manhunter."

Clark:"WTF?"
Bwahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS: "Dude, where's my car?"

[Immortalfire]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS: "Dude, where's my car?" Hahaha, she looks like she could actually be saying that :up:

[wiegeabo]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois (spins around): "Dammit Clark! Would you stop looking at my underwear?!?"

Clark: "I like pink."

[Cinemaman]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois (spins around): "Dammit Clark! Would you stop looking at my underwear?!?"

Clark: "I like pink."

:D :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois (spins around): "Dammit Clark! Would you stop looking at my underwear?!?"

Clark: "I like pink."
Nyahahahahaha Brilliant :up:

[Dr. Fate]

Hahaha, she looks like she could actually be saying that :up:
Thanks Immortalfire.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS LANE: "Okay, I admit it - I like Batman Forever! I like Val Kilmer's Batman! Is that so wrong?! Is that so WRONG?!"
CLARK KENT: "Yes."

[rondroid]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/059ro.jpg

Lois: will you PLEEEASE just give him your autograph so he'll quit following us???
hahaha:eek: dude u made my day

[SuperNewGuy]

haha, thanks! I think the "I like pink" one has me beat though......hilarious!! :up:

[rondroid]

:) lol its funny cos dean cain sucked

[SolidSnakeMGS]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg

"This would've made a terrific Otisburg...I mean, Marina Del Lex."

[wiegeabo]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg

"Dammit Bryan! This was not in the script!"

[Fatboy Roberts]

I guess I'll throw it up here since it belongs here more than in the pictures thread:

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
"Kitty. Next time--remember to put my coat on AFTER I leave the ocean, 'kay?"

[wiegeabo]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg

"I'll get you for this Aquaman!"

[Morgoth]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg

"Alright, alright, so I couldn't walk on water."

[Morgoth]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg

"Ew, I'm all wet!"

[Metropolis_Man]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e37/TheMetropolisMan/untitled157ho.jpg

Superman: Aww, you'll give me a hug. At least this plane still appreciates me.

[O'Haire]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg

"These pretzels.... are making me thirsy"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg

"I'll get you for this Aquaman!"
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! :):up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg

"These pretzels.... are making me thirsy"
Nyehehehehehehe. Oh Seinfeld, how I miss you...

Speaking of which, comedian and die hard Superman fan turns 52 today Saturday April 29, 2006. Happy birthday, Jerry! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "By the power of Grayskull..."
PARKER POSEY: ":confused:"
BRANDON ROUTH: "I Have the POWER!!!!!!"
PARKER POSEY: "Wrong film, Brand."
BRYAN SINGER [off camera]: "Damn it Brandon!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
"...but at that moment, I WAS a MARINE BIOLOGIST!!!"

[Mr. Vice]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg

Lex:"What the f#ck!? This sh#t ain't Sparkletts!!!!!"

[Bad Superman]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg

LEX (SINGING ALA PHOEBE FROM FRIENDS): My shoes. . . My stinky, stinky shoes. . .

[Dr. Fate]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX [singing]: "Somewhere... beyond the sea..."

[Gold Samurai]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
*Bryan Singer on Superman Returns DVD commentary*


Singer- our budget was cut by 75% so we had to have Kevin play the role of the sea monster guarding New Krypton

Spacey- GRR! I'm ferocious I eat sea weed!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Did Spider-Man just give me the finger?!"

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX [singing]: "Somewhere... beyond the sea..."



awesome.

:up:

[Bad Superman]

http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_12.jpg

BATMAN: Hey, Superman.


http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg

SUPERMAN: Yes, Batman?


http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_12.jpg

BATMAN: That is one FUGLY chic you got there. . . .


http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8003/ensamble1aw.jpg

SUPERMAN (TO HIMSELF): Darn it. . . the JLA is gonna have a Field Day with this one. . .

[Immortalfire]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
"You idiots, there's no Lady of the Lake out here!"
*off camera snickers from Singer, Routh and Bosworth*

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_12.jpg

BATMAN: Hey, Superman.


http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg

SUPERMAN: Yes, Batman?


http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_12.jpg

BATMAN: That is one FUGLY chic you got there. . . .


http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8003/ensamble1aw.jpg

SUPERMAN (TO HIMSELF): Darn it. . . the JLA is gonna have a Field Day with this one. . .
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

awesome.

:up:
Thanks Robo.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "I like my women older and my booze young."

[Oldguy]

http://www.quakeroats.com/findsuperman/images/sponsor_page.jpg

http://www.bdt.com/david/images/rs003.jpg

"You filthy little monkey, think you can walk off with my glorious pectoral implants? I'll teach you...."

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Did Spider-Man just give me the finger?!"

LOL nice one:up:

[SuperNewGuy]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/059ro.jpg

Lois: will you PLEEEASE just give him your autograph so he'll quit following us???

Didn't mean any offense if there are any Dean Cain fans here :D

[ToddIsDead]

http://www.quakeroats.com/findsuperman/images/sponsor_page.jpg

http://www.bdt.com/david/images/rs003.jpg

"You filthy little monkey, think you can walk off with my glorious pectoral implants? I'll teach you...."
Nice. Ren and Stimpy was great.

[Mr. Socko]

http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_12.jpg

BATMAN: Hey, Superman.


http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg

SUPERMAN: Yes, Batman?


http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_12.jpg

BATMAN: That is one FUGLY chic you got there. . .


SUPERMAN: Could Be Worse...Could be Katie Holmes with a moustache!

*Batman runs away in embarrassment*

[Dr. Fate]

LOL nice one:up:
Thanks.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/8826/supermanmovie054xw.jpg
SUPER MARIO MAN: "I'm comin' for ya, Bowser! You can run but you can't hide, I know where you live!"

[Mr. Vice]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8003/ensamble1aw.jpg

Superman:"Is it cold in here or is it just me?"


http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_12.jpg

Batman:"Nope, just really small..."

[elorenishii386]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/8826/supermanmovie054xw.jpg
SUPER MARIO MAN: "I'm comin' for ya, Bowser! You can run but you can't hide, I know where you live!"

OMG!!! I luv it!!!
"It'sa me!!! Super Mario Man!!!"
LoL
:) :up:

[Excel]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg


spacey-does squinting and growling make me more intimidating?

[Dr. Fate]

OMG!!! I luv it!!!
"It'sa me!!! Super Mario Man!!!"
LoL
:) :up:
Thank elorenishii386.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
"Hey, this water's warm here!"

[hulkamania85]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7628/6007306664as1qe.jpg

Superman: Lois, do you see any kryptonite around?
Lois: Why?
Superman: *groans* Cause you feel really heavy. Have you been putting on weight?

[SuperNewGuy]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/059ro.jpg

I was hoping someone else might want to take a crack at captioning this one..............anybody?

[eXperiment]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/8826/supermanmovie054xw.jpg
SUPER MARIO MAN: "I'm comin' for ya, Bowser! You can run but you can't hide, I know where you live!"

Lol, good manip.

[Dr. Fate]

Lol, good manip.
Thanks. I just wish I was the one who made it.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/059ro.jpg
BOSWORTH: "It's not fair! Keira Knightley's as anorexic looking as I am and everyone says she's the sexiest woman alive!"
ROUTH: "It's her accent. It makes her seem extra sexy."
DEAN CAIN: "Damn straight!"

[Bad Superman]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

CLARK (SINGING ALA STEVE TYLER):

"Pink it´s my new obsession
Pink it´s not even a question
Pink on the lips of your lover, ´cause
Pink is the love you discover
Pink as the bing on your cherry
Pink ´cause you are so very
Pink it´s the color of passion



LOIS: Will you stop staring at my underwear? What? You want me to slap you?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

CLARK (SINGING ALA STEVE TYLER):

"Pink it´s my new obsession
Pink it´s not even a question
Pink on the lips of your lover, ´cause
Pink is the love you discover
Pink as the bing on your cherry
Pink ´cause you are so very
Pink it´s the color of passion



LOIS: Will you stop staring at my underwear? What? You want me to slap you?
Hahahahahahahahaha :up:

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/8826/supermanmovie054xw.jpg
SUPER MARIO MAN [singing]: "Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown / and things seem hard or tough / and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft / and you feel that you've had quite enough! / just remember that your standing on a planet thats evolving / revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour / its orbiting at ninety miles a second / so its reckoned / a sun that is the source of all our power / the sun and you and me / and all the stars that we can see / are moving at a million miles a day / in an outer spiral arm at forty-thousand miles an hour / of the galaxy we call the Milky Way / Our galaxy itself / contains a hundred billion stars / its a hundred thousand lightyears side to side / it bulges in the middle / sixteen-thousand lightyears thick / but out by us its just three-thousand lightyears wide / were thirty-thousand lightyears from galatic central point / we go round every two-hundred-million years / and our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe. The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding / in all of the directions it can whiz / as fast as it can go / the speed of light you know / twelve million miles a minute and thats the fastest speed there is / so remember when your feeling very small and insecure / how amazingly unlikely is your birth / and pray that there intelligent life somewhere up in space / cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."

[Bad Superman]

Thanx, ;)

[Gold Samurai]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7783/katebosworthsupermanclothes271.jpg


kate- bloom? what bloom? orlando? i haven't been to florida in ages

;)



http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg


munchkin- you traveled too far back in time Clark i'm hayden christensen

[Dr. Fate]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7783/katebosworthsupermanclothes271.jpg


kate- bloom? what bloom? orlando? i haven't been to florida in ages

;)



http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg


munchkin- you traveled too far back in time Clark i'm hayden christensen
Hahahahahahahaha!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8003/ensamble1aw.jpg
Superman: "Damn! I lost it... I can't believe I lost it... I'm a Kryptonian for crying out loud!"

http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_12.jpg
Batman: "Don't sweat it Supes, it happens to all of us." [snickers]

[Gamma Ray]

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg


Jason: "You look just like Superman!"

Clark: "Hehe... Kids!..." :o

[Dr. Fate]

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg


Jason: "You look just like Superman!"

Clark: "Hehe... Kids!..." :o
Hehehehehehe

[Dr. Fate]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/8826/supermanmovie054xw.jpg
SUPER MARIO MAN: "Super Luigi Man... where have you gone, my brother?"

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg

Clark - "Your mom wanted me to have a certain discussion with you"

Jason - "About what"

Clark - "Well you see about 5 or 6 years ago me & your mom did the dirty deed & then I erased her Memory but neither I or her knew she was preganet with you at the time. I left this Planet to find out if there were any more survivors from my Home Planet Krypton."


Jason - "You mean"

Clark - "Yep Im Superman"

Jason - "Cool Superman is my Dad but wait wheres Cyclops"

Clark - "He sacrified himself protecting me he worked for Lex Luthor & as usual none of his employees have no idea just how evil he is"

Jason - "He really needs to stop being in Movies where he dies, looses the girl to another guy, gets in a love triangle with another guy & a girl or where all 3 happens"

Clark - "I said the exact same thing to him right before he died"

[KalMart]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
Normally, a kick to the groin is survivable....but this was Superman's kid....

[screech_turbo]

.....

[wiegeabo]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
Normally, a kick to the groin is survivable....but this was Superman's kid....


Best. Caption. Ever!

His face is perfect!

[screech_turbo]

.....

[Dr. Fate]

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg

Clark - "Your mom wanted me to have a certain discussion with you"

Jason - "About what"

Clark - "Well you see about 5 or 6 years ago me & your mom did the dirty deed & then I erased her Memory but neither I or her knew she was preganet with you at the time. I left this Planet to find out if there were any more survivors from my Home Planet Krypton."


Jason - "You mean"

Clark - "Yep Im Superman"

Jason - "Cool Superman is my Dad but wait wheres Cyclops"

Clark - "He sacrified himself protecting me he worked for Lex Luthor & as usual none of his employees have no idea just how evil he is"

Jason - "He really needs to stop being in Movies where he dies, looses the girl to another guy, gets in a love triangle with another guy & a girl or where all 3 happens"

Clark - "I said the exact same thing to him right before he died"
Bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
"Khan!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.bunnweb.org/helenslater/super/supergd.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Where's MY new movie you bastards?!"

[Bad Superman]

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg

CLARK: You know what? You remind me of someone a long, long time ago.

JASON: In a galaxy far away? I know! My dad!!



http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00091/Mark_Hamill_som_Luke_91393c.jpg

LUKE: You tell'em kid.



http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

LEX: OHMYGOOOSHHH!!!

[Knightsaber Priss]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg

Turning the musical Annie into a Beach movie just didn't work out as well as Warners planned.

[Bad Superman]

http://www.nohayrosasinespina.com/imagenes/full/c_lex_luthor.jpg

LEX: What are you doing here?



http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/mummy326.jpeg

RICK: Imhotep??!!??



http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

LEX: WRONG!!!!!

[Mentok]

Little known fact... A plaster cast of Spacey's face was used to make a prop from a popular film series...


























http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

http://www.ursulascostumes.com/Masks/SCREAM.jpg

[ultimatefan]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
"And now, for the Guiness Book´s record for putting more snooker balls in his mouth, Mr. Lex Luthor!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg
Routh: Listen, I´m gonna give you the most important acting tip of your life.
Kid: ´Kay.
Routh: Have you seen Jake Lloyd in The Phantom Menace?
Kid: Yeah.
Routh. Good. Do the exact opposite...

[ultimatefan]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
Lois: Tight whitties, huh?

[Morgoth]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

Lex:"I'll swallow your soul!"

[Morgoth]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

Lex:"How dare you insult my tie!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
Lex:"I'll swallow your soul!"
Nyahahahahahaha!

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
LEX: "Stella!"

[true316]

As many of you know, director Bryan Singer works diligently to help his actors acheive their personal best onscreen. To do this, he employs a wide array of cutting edge techniques. For example, in one scene Bryan actually resorted to standing off camera and giving Kevin Spacey a monster wedgie! You've heard the method... now judge the result:

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

:p

[Tomar-Re]

[quote=ultimatefan]http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg

Kid: As you've noticed it's kinda hard for me to get a decent haircut with all this super-hair

[Van Petrol]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

Lois kicks old Lexie Baby in the crown jewels.

[Van Petrol]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois: "Uh...Clark"
Clark: "Yes Lois"
Lois: "Is it just me or is that lady over there not wearing any shoes?"

[Morgoth]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

Lex:"Loud noises!"

[Showtime]

Little known fact... A plaster cast of Spacey's face was used to make a prop from a popular film series...


























http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

http://www.ursulascostumes.com/Masks/SCREAM.jpg

As a huge horror movie fan I find your joke brilliant! To top it off, with some reall factoids....

When making Halloween the production staff found a William Shatner mask and cut out the eyes and painted it white, with some other tweaks, and there you have Michael Myers.

[Brian Braddock]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

"A Proctologist? What's one of those? rrrrrrrrraaarrrggghhh!!!!!

[KalMart]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

"Usin' the whole fist there, doc?"

[SuperNewGuy]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/86tj.jpg

Please sir, can I have some more?




http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg


MOOOOORE????!!!

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/86tj.jpg

I WANTS IT!!!!


http://freak.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/gollum.jpg

NO!!!

I WANTS IT!!!!

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

WRONG! THE LAND IS MINE!!!

[elorenishii386]

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg
Clark: "That's um...an interesting hair cut."
Kid: "Thanks! When Pat Sajak croaks I'm gonna host Wheel of Fortune. Yea...you'll see...and I'm also gonna nail that Vanna White..hehe...soon my friend soon..."

[Morgoth]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/86tj.jpg

Please sir, can I have some more?




http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg


MOOOOORE????!!!
LOL. Good one.

[Morgoth]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

"Truth?, you can't handle the truth!"

[Morgoth]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8003/ensamble1aw.jpg

"My planet blew up."

http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_12.jpg

"My parents were killed in front of me."

Together:"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[Morgoth]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

"OOOOOOKLAHOMA!"

[Morgoth]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Clark:"I'm going down to the Zoo and expose myself to the Gorillas."

[Morgoth]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg


"Superman clogged my toilet again!!!"

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

"OOOOOOKLAHOMA!"


http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8025/wolverine5hv.jpg

Hey that's MY song, bub!!!



:up: :D

[SuperNewGuy]

LOL. Good one.

Thanks! Yeah that one was real obvious :D

[SuperNewGuy]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/lexseagull.jpg

What do you think would go well with this coat and tie?

[Wong Fei-Hung]

Joe Dirt 2: The Lost Chapters

Joe: "I climbed outta that trashcan and started hittin the road, looking for my parents."

http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/7413/jd01a6fx.jpg

Joe: "And then I dyed my hair brown and spent a couple years looking for my parents in some city called Metropolis. I remember talking to this reporter guy named Mr. Kent. He was a nice fella and all, but I kinda sorta think he had a thing for the lady who was taking care of me, Ms. Lane. "

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/86tj.jpg

Joe: "What's wrong, Mr. Kent?"

Clark: "Well, Joe, I got into town yesterday and I see that your mom has a whole new life now. It's just weird to see that."

Joe: "Well, Mr. Kent, you can't let it drag you down. Just keep on keepin on. Life's a garden, dig it."

Clark: "I suppose you're right."

Joe: "Besides, I think Miss Lane has a thing for this Superman guy. He's kinda weird, he wears his underwear on the outside, and he lifts a lot of heavy stuff. This one guy I used to know told me that guys who have a really small you know what lift a lot of heavy weights. I think that Superman guy probably has a little pee-pee."

(Clark gets pissed and tosses Joe out of the window and into a passing garbage truck.)

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
CLARK: "Lois, about last night, I can explain-"
LOIS: "You called me 'Lana' in bed you bastard!"

[Morgoth]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Clark:"Man, after you had that kid you gained wieght, and it's all in your forehead."

[SuperNewGuy]

^ Nice one Morg :up:



http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/059ro.jpg

Dean Cain: HAHA you have a big forehead!!

Bosworth: Well now I've hit rock bottom.........even DEAN CAIN is making fun of me!!!

[GothicPowerMix1]

^ Nice one Morg :up:



http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/059ro.jpg

Dean Cain: HAHA you have a big forehead!!

Bosworth: Well now I've hit rock bottom.........even DEAN CAIN is making fun of me!!!

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg


Spider-Man - "Holy Crap Kate Bosworth really does have a big fore head"

[true316]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg


Spider-Man - "Holy Crap Kate Bosworth really does have a big fore head"

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois: "Seriously, Spider-man is so short he has to get on a ladder just to see my face!"
Clark: "I still don't believe it..."

:p :up:

[Dr. Fate]

Nyahahahaha... poor Kate, no one likes her forehead.

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
LEX: "I want you to clean your vagina!"

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Clark: Here Jimmy, let me give you a boost so you can see Lois' forehead.

Jimmy: Are you sure you can get me high enough? I mean, even Spider-man had to use a ladder!

[ultimatefan]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
LEX: OHMYGOD, you´re turning into Frankenstein!!

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Clark: Here Jimmy, let me give you a boost so you can see Lois' forehead.

Jimmy: Are you sure you can get me high enough? I mean, even Spider-man had to use a ladder!

What have I started

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois: "Seriously, Spider-man is so short he has to get on a ladder just to see my face!"
Clark: "I still don't believe it..."

:p :up:

lol

[TheDarkKnight_NL]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_Superman-Returns_12.jpg

Lex - I am gonna do it u know

Kitty - You aint got the balls

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_supermanreturns131oi.jpg

Lex - Told you i was gonna do it, now give me my 100 dollars

[wiegeabo]

http://www.stephanbender.com/gallery/albums/Film/SupermanReturns/BTS/BTS_011.jpg

Clark (thinking): "Yeah that's right, you best keep that sun outta my face. You're my *****, ain't ya umbrella man?"

[Zor-El]

http://www.stephanbender.com/gallery/albums/Film/SupermanReturns/BTS/BTS_011.jpg

Clark (thinking): "Yeah that's right, you best keep that sun outta my face. You're my *****, ain't ya umbrella man?"
LMAO :D

[ultimatefan]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
Kate: Call me Kristin Kreuk one more time and I swear I´m gonna smack you, Welling!
Routh: What did you call me?
Kate: Nevermind.

[SuperNewGuy]

http://www.stephanbender.com/gallery/albums/Film/SupermanReturns/BTS/BTS_011.jpg

Umbrella Guy: Yeah that's right, I'm a grown man paid to hold an umbrella for a 12-year-old. Doesn't bother me any because all the ladies dig my pants!!!!

[Morgoth]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois:"You said you like Twinkies, then I said I like Ding Dongs, what the hell's so funny about that?!"

[Morgoth]

^ Nice one Morg :up:



http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/059ro.jpg

Dean Cain: HAHA you have a big forehead!!

Bosworth: Well now I've hit rock bottom.........even DEAN CAIN is making fun of me!!!Glad you liked mine, yours is really good too.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
BOSWORTH: "Do you want this body?"
ROUTH: "Is this a trick question?"
BOSWORTH [demonic husky voice]: "Take me now... sub-creature."
ROUTH: "We never talk anymore."

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg

Bosworth: Come on catch up to him!

Routh: I'm trying! Always trying... Not like anyone would be happy if I do catch up to him.

Bosworth: Stop speaking in metaphors, just be glad you got the hotter Lois.

Routh: I haven't seen Teri Hatcher, whaa??

Bosworth: Don't make me get the kid after you!

[Excel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
LOIS-The world doesnt need a savior, and neither do i!

superman-*thinks*- wow what a *****.

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
LOIS-The world doesnt need a savior, and neither do i!

superman-*thinks*- wow what a *****.

LOL

[KalMart]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
Supes: Whoa! No it's okay, I......almost forgot how cold your hands get.....so how's work....?

[\S/JcDc\S/]

Nice Kal :D

[KalMart]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
Lois: Now cough.......

[true316]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg

Lois: "Superman, do you think I have a better body than Wonder Woman? Remember, you never lie."

Superman: (Thinks to self) "God, help me out here..."

[\S/JcDc\S/]

Kal is on a roll :D

[KalMart]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
Lois: Wh.....did you just call me Lana...?
Supes: ....I.....hey check it out, the big dipper..!

[true316]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
Lois: Wh.....did you just call me Lana...?
Supes: ....I.....hey check it out, the big dipper..!

Lol, good one! :up:

[\S/JcDc\S/]

3 in a row Kal :eek:

Not just your jokes, Supes is having multiples with that crazy hand of hers. Don't call him the man of Steel for nothing :eek:

[KalMart]

3 in a row Kal :eek:

Not just your jokes, Supes is having multiples with that crazy hand of hers. Don't call him the man of Steel for nothing :eek:

Let's not push the envelope too much here.....sorry, C. Lee.

[screech_turbo]

....

[wiegeabo]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/059ro.jpg

dean cain: "wash your windshield for a buck."


HAHAHA! That's so wrong!

[SuperNewGuy]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/059ro.jpg

Kate: He won't leave me alone! He keeps trying to get me to watch "Futuresport"

[djkris]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/lexseagull.jpg

(imitates Bobby Darin) "Somewheeeere, beyond the sea..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
Lois: Wh.....did you just call me Lana...?
Supes: ....I.....hey check it out, the big dipper..!

Hahahaha

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What's my name, *****?! Huh?! What's my name?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg

Lois: "Superman, do you think I have a better body than Wonder Woman? Remember, you never lie."

Superman: (Thinks to self) "God, help me out here..."
Bwahahahahaahaha! Bahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/WonderWomanSuperman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Gimme some sugar, baby!"
SUPERMAN: ":)"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg

Bosworth: Come on catch up to him!

Routh: I'm trying! Always trying... Not like anyone would be happy if I do catch up to him.

Bosworth: Stop speaking in metaphors, just be glad you got the hotter Lois.

Routh: I haven't seen Teri Hatcher, whaa??

Bosworth: Don't make me get the kid after you!
Bwahahahahahaha! Also Brilliant! :up:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/SuperHeMan.jpg
HE-MAN: "Beware the power of a man in loincloth!"

[true316]

Bwahahahahaahaha! Bahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/WonderWomanSuperman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Gimme some sugar, baby!"
SUPERMAN: ":)"

:p :up:

[Bad Superman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg

LOIS (BEGGING): Can you at least give me a lift home? Please, please. . .

SUPERMAN (UPSET): Uh, well I don't know about that, you see, since you are so "over me" and don't "need a Superman to save you", why don't you call "Big Daddy Muffin" so he can pick you up?

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg

LOIS (BEGGING): Can you at least give me a lift home? Please, please. . .

SUPERMAN (UPSET): Uh, well I don't know about that, you see, since you are so "over me" and don't "need a Superman to save you", why don't you call "Big Daddy Muffin" so he can pick you up?

lol

[Spare-Flair]

double post-

[Spare-Flair]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/obit/pope/gfx/pope_cp_7177772.jpg

Pope: "People need The Lord"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg

Lois: "The world doesn't need a Savior and neither do I"

Superman: "Okay, don't blame me if they don't let you into Heaven after I drop you from that cloud over there"


http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8180/lex0ub.jpg

Luthor: "Damnit Bryan Singer! I already tried this hair-brained blow off a part of the US continent for real estate plot 30 years ago in Superman I when I still had hair!!! Can't you come up with something original or do you have no imagination?"

[KalMart]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8392/tomcruise20dp.jpg

[Spare-Flair]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8392/tomcruise20dp.jpg

http://www.solitarytrees.net/pickets/added/xwt2.jpg

VICTOLY IS MINE! LOL! <3 OT Even Superman cannot defeat THE MIGHT XENU