Superman Returns Caption Thread

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8392/tomcruise20dp.jpg

lmfao clever :up:

You should get clips from Scary Movie 4 when the Tom Cruise guy swinging like Tarzan & Flipping

[KalElofKrypton]

They're all really good, guys. I keep trying to come up with something witty but I've got nothing.

[SuperNewGuy]

What happened to the "drops her" caption, that was hilarious!! I was just about to give some praise for that. You should put it back, that was good! :up:

[SuperNewGuy]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/obit/pope/gfx/pope_cp_7177772.jpg

Pope: Say, Jim! WHOOOO!!!



http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/lexseagull.jpg

Lex: Excuse me


http://www.cbc.ca/news/obit/pope/gfx/pope_cp_7177772.jpg

Pope: That's a baad outFIT!! WHOOOO!!!!

[grabmygladys]

Can somebody please post a link to that Tom Cruise/Oprah thingading :P. I have never seen a video of it unedited.

[SuperNewGuy]

This isn't the original thing from the Oprah show, but it's pretty freakin' funny :up:


http://youtube.com/watch?v=eQcFYUBLzcw&search=tom%20cruise%20oprah

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/obit/pope/gfx/pope_cp_7177772.jpg

Pope: "People need The Lord"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg

Lois: "The world doesn't need a Savior and neither do I"

Superman: "Okay, don't blame me if they don't let you into Heaven after I drop you from that cloud over there"


http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8180/lex0ub.jpg

Luthor: "Damnit Bryan Singer! I already tried this hair-brained blow off a part of the US continent for real estate plot 30 years ago in Superman I when I still had hair!!! Can't you come up with something original or do you have no imagination?"
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

[Dr. Fate]

:p :up:
Thanks.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
LEX: "I want ROOM SERVICE!!! I want the club sandwich! I want the cold Mexican beer! I want the $10,000 dollar a night hooker!"

[Dark Phantom]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
LEX: How long do I have open my mouth like this, until you can figure out what I want you to do to me?!

[screech_turbo]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/obit/pope/gfx/pope_cp_7177772.jpg

Pope: Say, Jim! WHOOOO!!!



http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/lexseagull.jpg

Lex: Excuse me


http://www.cbc.ca/news/obit/pope/gfx/pope_cp_7177772.jpg

Pope: That's a baad outFIT!! WHOOOO!!!!


HAHAAHA!!!:D


bump!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
LOIS: "I swear to God-"
LEX: "Swear to me!"

[Spare-Flair]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

LEX: "No Lois, you're supposed to open your mouth like this"

[SuperNewGuy]

HAHAAHA!!!:D


bump!

Thanks! That's one of my favorite scenes in STM :)

[Dr. Fate]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
LEX LUTHOR: "I Have the Power!"

[KalMart]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
Lois: Y'know Lex...when you look at me like that...I'm reminded of an old line about a certain kind of cramp.

[Spare-Flair]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

Lex: "YOUR SHINY FOREHEAD IS LARGER THAN MY ENTIRE SHINY HEAD!!!"

Lois: "You don't have to gawk Lex..."

[Excel]

[quote=Spare-Flair]http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

lex-come on kate you know what i want in there...i hear bjs got quite the buldge.


wow thats gross.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png (http://imageshack.us/)
CHRIS REEVE: "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the Power of the Force."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
LEX: "Shire! Baggins!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
"There was a FIREFIGHT!"

[BareKnucklez]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg
Jimmy: Hey Clark it's been a long time dude! WoW the Coat looks the same but... It seems to be alot larger on you then I remembered back in '87.

Clark: Gee well um Jimmy I um... I've been working out, and I've lost some weight... And um...

Jimmy: Right... Well don't worry I won't tell Lois that your bulimic dude, she has her own problems to deal with.. Since you been gone things have been crazy!! So much so that even one of her eyes changed colors!

Clark: Oh My...

Jimmy: Yea sometimes she looks at me, and I just look away... I've had nightmares because of her eyes!

Clark: Oh Jimmy im sure it's not that bad!

Jimmy: Not that bad? Not that bad? Dude you were gone but it got so bad someone knocked her up, and left without being there for her child!

Clark: Oh you don't say... Oh gosh that's just terrible...

Jimmy: Yea what kind of jerk would knock a woman up, and then leave her without taking responsiblity for his....

Clark: Look Jimmy I have to go... I have a meeting at 5pm, and I can't be late.

Jimmy: It's only 12pm....

Clark: Yea but I um... I gotta go...

Later on that night while at the FOS... Superman (2.5) meets with his dimensional time traveler friend from the future... errrr Past.. Superman Prime (1-4)

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Superman (1-4): Ok young man just take her this crystal, and after the crystal starts to glow real bright her eyes should both go back to their original colors... I sort of forgot to tell you that there was a side effect from doing the nasty with a Kryptonian when your a Human.

You gave her what we Kryptonian call "CRABS," and what Human's call "A Child" she's in early stages she's only had 1 eye change color... But if you would have been away on vacation much longer she might have sprouted the anti christ himself!

Superman (2.5): Um Superman Prime? I have something to show you....

Superman (1-4): Who's The kid?

Superman (2.5): Um I guess like My son??

Superman (1-4): Things have gotten worse...

[Showtime]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg
Clark: Gee, do you think we can have some peanuts?
Jimmy: Clark, I wouldn't, I have a bad feeling about them.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg
Jimmy: "Should I call you a cab Clark. You've been hitting the sauce pretty hard since you found out Lois had a kid."

Clark: *hic* "No, I'll be fine. You...you go on home."

Jimmy: "Clark, really, let me get you..."

Clark: "I said GO! Before I...before I shove that camera of yours up your ass."


Later...

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Clark: "Dammit!"

[SuperNewGuy]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg

Jimmy: Check me out, do I look totally cool smoking Virginia Slims or what??

[screech_turbo]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg

Jimmy: "Cheer up, Clark. Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Clark: Yeah. Sometimes I want to go...

Jimmy: "Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

Clark: "I wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
I wanna go where everybody knows
my name."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg

Jimmy: "Cheer up, Clark. Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Clark: Yeah. Sometimes I want to go...

Jimmy: "Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

Clark: "I wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
I wanna go where everybody knows
my name."
Hahahahahaha. Cheers :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg
Jimmy: Hey Clark it's been a long time dude! WoW the Coat looks the same but... It seems to be alot larger on you then I remembered back in '87.

Clark: Gee well um Jimmy I um... I've been working out, and I've lost some weight... And um...

Jimmy: Right... Well don't worry I won't tell Lois that your bulimic dude, she has her own problems to deal with.. Since you been gone things have been crazy!! So much so that even one of her eyes changed colors!

Clark: Oh My...

Jimmy: Yea sometimes she looks at me, and I just look away... I've had nightmares because of her eyes!

Clark: Oh Jimmy im sure it's not that bad!

Jimmy: Not that bad? Not that bad? Dude you were gone but it got so bad someone knocked her up, and left without being there for her child!

Clark: Oh you don't say... Oh gosh that's just terrible...

Jimmy: Yea what kind of jerk would knock a woman up, and then leave her without taking responsiblity for his....

Clark: Look Jimmy I have to go... I have a meeting at 5pm, and I can't be late.

Jimmy: It's only 12pm....

Clark: Yea but I um... I gotta go...

Later on that night while at the FOS... Superman (2.5) meets with his dimensional time traveler friend from the future... errrr Past.. Superman Prime (1-4)

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Superman (1-4): Ok young man just take her this crystal, and after the crystal starts to glow real bright her eyes should both go back to their original colors... I sort of forgot to tell you that there was a side effect from doing the nasty with a Kryptonian when your a Human.

You gave her what we Kryptonian call "CRABS," and what Human's call "A Child" she's in early stages she's only had 1 eye change color... But if you would have been away on vacation much longer she might have sprouted the anti christ himself!

Superman (2.5): Um Superman Prime? I have something to show you....

Superman (1-4): Who's The kid?

Superman (2.5): Um I guess like My son??

Superman (1-4): Things have gotten worse...
Hehehehehehehe

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg
CLARK: "When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go... Down Town. When you've got worries all the noise and the hurry seems to help I know... Down Town. Just listen to the rhythm of the traffic in the city... linger on the sidewalks where the neon signs are pretty... how can you lose?"

[Spare-Flair]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg

Clark: "*hic* y'know Jimmy *sob* there was this time back in '83 when I thought I was done with all this Lois business, *hic*, and all I wanted to do *sob* was to sit back and shoot peanuts *sob* I had way a better costume...err...clothes back then too. I didn't care how I dressed or cleaned myself, I *hic* could just live and look like a bum and I still looked more heroic and manly. Now look at me? Some overly groomed sissy with a gay haircut drowing his sorrows in a *hic* light beer... *sob* What in the hell happened to me Jimmy???"

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/evil-superman-1.jpg

Evil Superman Looking into the Future: "Bryan Singer"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg

Clark: "*hic* y'know Jimmy *sob* there was this time back in '83 when I thought I was done with all this Lois business, *hic*, and all I wanted to do *sob* was to sit back and shoot peanuts *sob* I had way a better costume...err...clothes back then too. I didn't care how I dressed or cleaned myself, I *hic* could just live and look like a bum and I still looked more heroic and manly. Now look at me? Some overly groomed sissy with a gay haircut drowing his sorrows in a *hic* light beer... *sob* What in the hell happened to me Jimmy???"

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/evil-superman-1.jpg

Evil Superman Looking into the Future: "Bryan Singer"
Bwahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg
CLARK [drunk]: "Day-O! Day-O! Daylight come and me want to go home... work all night on a drink of rum!"

[Bad Superman]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg

CLARK (SINGING A LA ELVIS): Weeeelll, since my baby left me. . . I found a new place to dwell. . .

JIMMY: Heart Break Hotel? Geez. . . Bibbo? Bring on the coffee.

[Bad Superman]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/843/ooyahh4ji.jpg

JIMMY (WHISPERING): Shh. . . Clark!!! I. . .I think we should bail. . .Look who just sat next to you.

CLARK (GIVES A QUICK LOOK): Oh dear God!!! Jimmy!! Get me my coat. . .

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg


clark : " you see jimmy, i'm Superman,I'm in love with lois..i went to my fortress with her after she found out... i loved her so much that i decided to become human.. i slept with her..zod attacked..had to get my powers back..defeated Zod.. then wiped lois memory.. i left to go back to Krypton.I arrived back to find i'm the father of james..and now Lex luthor threatens all your lifes"


Jimmy : " That some Fu.cked up sh.it right there."

Clark : "yeah"

[Desk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/Desk/fathers4justice.jpg
Batman rallies support for his old pal.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/843/ooyahh4ji.jpg

JIMMY (WHISPERING): Shh. . . Clark!!! I. . .I think we should bail. . .Look who just sat next to you.

CLARK (GIVES A QUICK LOOK): Oh dear God!!! Jimmy!! Get me my coat. . .
Bwahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/843/ooyahh4ji.jpg
EVIL CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "Super panties... rubber cape... tiny S belt buckle... uber metrosexuality... I'll make 'em all pay..."
BRANDON ROUTH: "Don't make eye contact... don't make eye contact..."

[Bad Superman]

Thanx :D :mad:

[Mr. Thing]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/Desk/fathers4justice.jpg
Batman rallies support for his old pal.

Ha! :D

[Whack Arnolds]

http://i2.tinypic.com/xg0dhh.jpg

[BareKnucklez]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg

Jimmy: I don't get it, Clark. She told me ten o clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?
Clark: Yep. I'm pretty sure. Lobby bar right by the lobby. Maybe she just had a change of heart.
Jimmy: Oh, that pisses me off! That pisses me right off! I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again! And now no? Now....wait a minute! Wait! She must have meant ten o clock at night!
Clark: Do you think...?
Jimmy: Why would she meet you in a bar at ten in the morning?
Clark: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/evil-superman-1.jpg

Superman: Hey just cause I like to drink a little doesn't make me a raging alcoholic!
Clark: Sorry Superman we were talking about Lois..
Superman: Oh that crazy b....
Clark: Hey Superman relax your talking about the mother of our kid... I mean my kid... My kid!
Jimmy: Um Clark who are you talking to?
Clark: Nobody Jimmy... I think I've had one to many, and I hit this rum a little to hard.

[Mentok]

:confused:

Why did you link to imdb.com?

[That-Guy]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg

Clark: Hey, Jimmy... you know what's really great about this time of year? The wind currents.

Jimmy: Uh... what?

Clark: Hmmm... this is a second story bar, right? Yeah. Here, let me show you. (Clark opens a window, jumps out, does a little spin in the air and comes back).

Jimmy: WOW!! THAT'S AMAZING!!

Clark: You can do it too. I'm telling you, it's the wind. Go for it.

Jimmy: OKAY!! (Jimmy jumps out the window and falls flat on the pavement).

Bartender: Superman, you're a real ass hole when you're drunk.

[That-Guy]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/supernewguy/lexseagull.jpg
Some people stand in darkness. Afraid to step into the light.
Some people need to help somebody when the edge of surrender is in sight.
Don't you worry, it's going to be all right.

'Cause I'm always there. I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be there--never you fear. I'll be there--forever and always.
I'm always here.

'Cause I'm always there. I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be there--never you fear. I'll be there--forever and always.
I'm always here.
http://www.baywatch.com/images/cast/castmember/CJ/cj-01_large.jpg
http://www.baywatch.com/images/cast/castmember/Jenna/Jenna-04_large.jpg
http://www.baywatch.com/images/cast/castmember/Mitch/Mitch-04_large.jpg

[Bad Superman]

http://i2.tinypic.com/xg0dhh.jpg

http://sill-www.army.mil/aftb/screaming.gif

SUPERMAN RETURNS CAPTIONS


SUPERMAN RETURNS!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.baywatch.com/images/cast/castmember/CJ/cj-01_large.jpg
http://www.baywatch.com/images/cast/castmember/Jenna/Jenna-04_large.jpg

:):):):):)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg
JIMMY OLSEN: "I wish I could quit you, Mr. Kent."

[SuperNewGuy]

Bwahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/843/ooyahh4ji.jpg
EVIL CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "Super panties... rubber cape... tiny S belt buckle... uber metrosexuality... I'll make 'em all pay..."
BRANDON ROUTH: "Don't make eye contact... don't make eye contact..."


http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/TV%20Spots/Documentary/Docu_010.jpg
JIMMY OLSEN: "I wish I could quit you, Mr. Kent."


hahahaha those are great! :up:

[KalMart]

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Jimmy: C'mooonnnnnn.....you know you missed the "baby wants a stick of licorice" game....one more time, for old time's sake....c'mon, no-one's looking...

[Van Petrol]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/doc2/vlcsnap-1853886.jpg

Clark: This kid is really starting to piss me off...drop that hand any lower and I'll stick that lense right down your throat, and give the Planet a new picture exclusive.

[Van Petrol]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg

Lex: "Is that one of my wigs?"
Lois: "Um...No"
Lex: "WRONG!"

[Dr. Fate]

hahahaha those are great! :up:
Thanks. I wasn't sure which would be funnier - Jimmy saying "I wish I could quit you, Mr. Kent" or Clark saying "I wish I could quit you, Jimmy."

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
LEX: "You're nothin' but a lot of talk and a badge!"

[Knightsaber Priss]

Thanks. I wasn't sure which would be funnier - Jimmy saying "I wish I could quit you, Mr. Kent" or Clark saying "I wish I could quit you, Jimmy."

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4518/lexwrong4ok.jpg
LEX: "You're nothin' but a lot of talk and a badge!"

Well, I have to say with that insane idea in the JJ Abrams script that Jimmy was effeminately gay, it fits for Jimmy Olsen to be saying that.

P.S. Does it disturb you guys that Kevin Spacey can make his mouth do that? He looks like he has an unhinged jaw just like a snake's.

[BareKnucklez]

:eek:


Somewhat. Looks like he's winding up for a blow job.
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "Badges?!"
BRANDON ROUTH: "Badges?!"
ROUTH & REEVE: "We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

Sorry, that sucked.

lol yeah it did... :O

[KalMart]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
:supes: : Don't worry, you won't fall...just hold on to my hand...or that, yeah...that'll work too...

[patrickbateman]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/doc2/vlcsnap-1853886.jpg

did ya just see the new Lady in the Water trailer??

[KalMart]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/doc2/vlcsnap-1853886.jpg

Jimmy: Awww...someone looks like they want to share a cinnamon stick...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
:supes: : Don't worry, you won't fall...just hold on to my hand...or that, yeah...that'll work too...
Nyehehehehehehehe

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
ROUTH: "Chris, you up there? This one's dedicated to you, big guy."

Sorry, that sucked too. Damn. Can't make any good captions lately...

[KalMart]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
Lois: You mind if I just...hang my purse on...
Supes: No problem...
Lois: Thanks...

[patrickbateman]

http://i.indiafm.com/stills/05/krrish/still8.jpg

I'm superman's son all grown up and ready to kick ass but i'm in some bollywood flick called krrish

(starts dancing for no reason)

[ultimatefan]

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Routh: You were so lucky, Chris! Back in your days you didn´t have to put up with annoying fanboys on the Internet!
Reeve: That´s because you didn´t see what the old wires did to my crotch... I was lucky I got to have children!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/doc2/vlcsnap-1853886.jpg
Jimmy: C´mon, you can´t drink!
Clark: Why not?
Jimmy: Remember that night you peed on the sidewalk and it made a hole in it?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Routh: You were so lucky, Chris! Back in your days you didn´t have to put up with annoying fanboys on the Internet!
Reeve: That´s because you didn´t see what the old wires did to my crotch... I was lucky I got to have children!
Bwahahahaha... so wrong, yet so funny. Good job. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/doc2/vlcsnap-1853886.jpg
Jimmy: C´mon, you can´t drink!
Clark: Why not?
Jimmy: Remember that night you peed on the sidewalk and it made a hole in it?
Also wrong while also being very funny. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Routh: "My suit is all scaly, not silky like yours."
Reeve: "It's nothing to be ashamed of. Aquaman has a scaly costume, and he wears it with pride."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
Lois: You mind if I just...hang my purse on...
Supes: No problem...
Lois: Thanks...
Nyehehehehe

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr1.jpg
LOIS: "Let me ride you, Kal-El. Let me ride you like Seabiscuit."
SUPERMAN: ":)"

[Superman \S/]

Lol

[Dr. Fate]

Are you laughing at mine or someone elses?

http://i.indiafm.com/stills/05/krrish/still8.jpg
"Should we even be in this caption thread?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/doc2/vlcsnap-1853886.jpg
CLARK: "Why, Jimmy? Why do they have to make an Indiana Jones 4? Why? Wasn't it enough that they ruined Star Wars, now they have to go and ruin Indy?"
JIMMY: "These kinds of tragedies happen in Hollywood all the time, Mr. Kent. That's the game. You try offering people something new, something different, something edgy, and when that doesn't pay off, you go back to the tried and true, something with a fan base, something where you know people will come out in droves to see it no matter how bad it may be."
CLARK: "Like the Star Wars prequels..."
JIMMY: "Exactly, Mr. Kent. Or X-Men. Or Batman Begins. Or Blues Brothers 2000. Or Daredevil. Or Elektra. Or Catwoman. Or Fantastic Four. Or the second Harry Potter film, which was based on easily the worst book of that series. Or-"
CLARK: "But X-Men and Batman Begins were above average!"
JIMMY: "Very true, Mr. Kent, and they were lucky to be so."

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/doc2/vlcsnap-1853886.jpg

Clark : " 30 seconds"

Jimmy :" clark you have been gone six years..it happens to all of us at one point or another."

Clark : "thats what lois said as well."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES: "You can't see my breasts through my hair, right?!"

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
REEVE: "Of course not..." [snickers]
ROUTH: "She is so-"
REEVE: "Shh, she'll catch on."

[ultimatefan]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Routh: See, that´s what I don´t get about Krypton technology... how come a single crystal can do so much stuff, like build up a whole fortress?
Reeve: it works with atomic multiplication through a process based on quantum mechanics that merges... Fine, it cuts screen time, okay?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/doc2/vlcsnap-1853886.jpg
CLARK: "I don't understand Jimmy. All I wanted was to listen to the Doors, but Ma & Pa keep hiding my records. They keep saying rock is bad for me, that it pollutes my soul and corrupts my mind. That it's the devil's music."
JIMMY: "No way, Mr. Kent. The real reason they don't want you listening to rock is because they know it makes strapping young men like us HORNY man!"
CLARK: "Jimmy, doesn't EVERYTHING pretty much make us horny?"
JIMMY: "Now that I think about it, yeah.:)"

[Spare-Flair]

Are you laughing at mine or someone elses?

http://i.indiafm.com/stills/05/krrish/still8.jpg
"Should we even be in this caption thread?"

Bollywood Stars: Yes, because I am manlier than Routh could ever be and you are hotter (Ms. World) than Kate could ever be.

[SuperDaniel]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/doc2/vlcsnap-1853886.jpg

Clark : " 30 seconds"

Jimmy :" clark you have been gone six years..it happens to all of us at one point or another."

Clark : "thats what lois said as well."
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA :up:

[<borkis>]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/3244/skinnyrouth11sv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"Six years in space wasn't such a great idea..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/9089/shrank1kfcopy9ao.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
ROUTH: "Take that, Skeletor!"

[Spare-Flair]

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/9089/shrank1kfcopy9ao.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
ROUTH: "Take that, Skeletor!"

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/6407/aaqsized6de.jpg

The line is...

Superman: "YOU BET IT DOES SKULL FACE!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/6407/aaqsized6de.jpg

The line is...

Superman: "YOU BET IT DOES SKULL FACE!"
Cool.

http://www.100megsfree4.com/thatkid/supes.jpg
ROUTH: "He stands... like a Pagan God or Deposed Tyrant... staring out over the city he has... sworn to stare out over... and it's obvious, just by looking at him, that he's got some pretty heavy things on his mind."

[Spare-Flair]

ROUTH: "He stands... like a Pagan God or Deposed Tyrant... staring out over the city he has... sworn to stare out over... and it's obvious, just by looking at him, that he's got some pretty heavy things on his mind."

You had to use the biggest Routh picture possible didn't you? :)

[Dr. Fate]

You had to use the biggest Routh picture possible didn't you? :)
Yes I did. It'll get us to the next page quicker.

http://www.toonimator.com/sbook/manhunter_lex.jpg
LUTHOR: "That's cheating!"

[Bad Superman]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/277/vlcsnap2172998jg.jpg

LEX: Hurry up!!! Hand me the scissors, razor and shaving cream before the roofie wears off. . . . .I'm getting me a new indestructible wig!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Reeve: Looks uncomfortable.
Routh: It´s kinda itchy... and it rides up on the crotch a little bit, too.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/277/vlcsnap2172998jg.jpg
LEX: "Preapre to die, you metrosexual ninny-hammer!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Reeve: Looks uncomfortable.
Routh: It´s kinda itchy... and it rides up on the crotch a little bit, too.
Hehehehehe. Funniest line from Spider-Man 2. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/277/vlcsnap2172998jg.jpg
LEX: "It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again!"

[Topdawg]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/277/vlcsnap2172998jg.jpg

LEX: Hurry up!!! Hand me the scissors, razor and shaving cream before the roofie wears off. . . . .I'm getting me a new indestructible wig!!!



HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/277/vlcsnap2172998jg.jpg

ROUTH: "Let me go! I don't want to go to school!"

[Topdawg]

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/8983/vlcsnap2172998jg9cd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ROUTH: "HELP!!! I NEED AN ADULT!!!!"

[eXperiment]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/277/vlcsnap2172998jg.jpg

ROUTH: "Let me go! I don't want to go to school!"

I cant stop laughing.

[Spider-jedi]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/277/vlcsnap2172998jg.jpg

ROUTH: MOM, MOM dad is doing it again

[KalMart]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5666/comp54oy.gif
:supes: : .....%$#@'ing safety glass.....!

[Spider-jedi]

good one

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5666/comp54oy.gif
:supes: : .....%$#@'ing safety glass.....!

LOLZ. Good one :D :up: :up: :up:

[SuperDaniel]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5666/comp54oy.gif
:supes: : .....%$#@'ing safety glass.....!
AHAHAHAHAHAAH :up: :D

[Morgoth]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/doc2/vlcsnap-1853886.jpg
Jimmy:"Remember what happened the last time you drank. You ended up fighting yourself in a junk yard. Or, so you told me. That sounds like a drinking problem if you ask me."

[ultimatefan]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Superman Reeve: This is a Kryptonian condom, put this on and you´ll NEVER get Lois pregnant!
Superman Routh: Really?
Superman Reeve: Of course, I´m Superman, I never tell a lie…

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
Lois: How could you be so stupid?
Clark: How could I know he was bad Superman? His costume was brighter than mine!

[Superman \S/]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Superman Reeve: This is a Kryptonian condom, put this on and you´ll NEVER get Lois pregnant!
Superman Routh: Really?
Superman Reeve: Of course, I´m Superman, I never tell a lie…

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
Lois: How could you be so stupid?
Clark: How could I know he was bad Superman? His costume was brighter than mine!

Genius.

[ultimatefan]

Genius.
Thanks, hehe.

[Morgoth]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Reeve:"Well Routh, the fortress is all yours. This crystal opens the front door. I use to have a giant key that only I could lift but, then other Super strong people showed up on Earth so I started using the Crystals.

And as for the Bathroom, let me show you the three Sea shell method."

Routh:"The what?! Don't you have toilet paper?"

Reeve:"Don't make me laugh. That's a human thing."

[Spider-jedi]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Superman Reeve: This is a Kryptonian condom, put this on and you´ll NEVER get Lois pregnant!
Superman Routh: Really?
Superman Reeve: Of course, I´m Superman, I never tell a lie…

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
Lois: How could you be so stupid?
Clark: How could I know he was bad Superman? His costume was brighter than mine!

nice:up:

[Strgts]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Reeve:"Well Routh, the fortress is all yours. This crystal opens the front door. I use to have a giant key that only I could lift but, then other Super strong people showed up on Earth so I started using the Crystals.

And as for the Bathroom, let me show you the three Sea shell method."

Routh:"The what?! Don't you have toilet paper?"

Reeve:"Don't make me laugh. That's a human thing."

Someone has been watching Demolition Man lmao

[Dr. Fate]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Superman Reeve: This is a Kryptonian condom, put this on and you´ll NEVER get Lois pregnant!
Superman Routh: Really?
Superman Reeve: Of course, I´m Superman, I never tell a lie…

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
Lois: How could you be so stupid?
Clark: How could I know he was bad Superman? His costume was brighter than mine!
Bwahahahahahaha. Brilliant!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
GENERAL ZOD: "Not in the face, not in the face!"
SUPERMAN: "Piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!"

[KalMart]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Magazines/F-P/BRGQ_001.jpg
And BIZARRO comes to Earth......

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Magazines/F-P/BRGQ_005.jpg

I have good hair. Why does Singer wanna hide it? Must be jealous!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Magazines/F-P/BRGQ_005.jpg

"Huh? I can see my nipples through this shirt. Damn you Joel Schumacher!"

[Spare-Flair]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Reeve:"Well Routh, the fortress is all yours. This crystal opens the front door. I use to have a giant key that only I could lift but, then other Super strong people showed up on Earth so I started using the Crystals.

And as for the Bathroom, let me show you the three Sea shell method."

Routh:"The what?! Don't you have toilet paper?"

Reeve:"Don't make me laugh. That's a human thing."

Does anything ANYWHERE EVER explain the 3 seashells?

[BareKnucklez]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Superman Reeve: This is a Kryptonian condom, put this on and you´ll NEVER get Lois pregnant!
Superman Routh: Really?
Superman Reeve: Of course, I´m Superman, I never tell a lie…

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
Lois: How could you be so stupid?
Clark: How could I know he was bad Superman? His costume was brighter than mine!

Simply Brilliant! Oh, and Hilarious! lol :up::p

[BareKnucklez]

Does anything ANYWHERE EVER explain the 3 seashells?

Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I doubt this mystery will ever get solved... :(

We should get a petition going for a sequel to Demolition Man!

Maybe then we will get some answers! lol

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Superman Reeve: This is a Kryptonian condom, put this on and you´ll NEVER get Lois pregnant!
Superman Routh: Really?
Superman Reeve: Of course, I´m Superman, I never tell a lie…

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
Lois: How could you be so stupid?
Clark: How could I know he was bad Superman? His costume was brighter than mine!

Simply brilliant! Love it! :up: :up: :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "When you cross the line, your nuts are mine!"
GENERAL ZOD: ":eek:"

[Gold Samurai]

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/4404/2rain31ih.jpg

Keanu- It ends tonight.... tonight were gonna finally see who can really fly Mr. Routh.

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4995/brgq0044is.jpg

Routh- you know Mr. Reeve ever since I took up this film(Superman Returns) I've been dogged with questions about whether my flying is gonna be "matrix like" I'm here to settle that right here.

Keanu- Bring it on.....BJ

Routh-Argh!! I told you never to call me that!

[true316]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Magazines/F-P/BRGQ_005.jpg

"Is my fly open?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Magazines/F-P/BRGQ_005.jpg
Where will Superman be when his diarrhea comes back?

[KalMart]

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/512/ts30ft.gif
Oh, if it could only be true...!

[KalMart]

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/363/jarphant0xs.gif
"You'd better be right about this Phantom Zone, Jor-El..."

[SingItWithMeNow]

you guys have too much spare time :p

[Strgts]

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/363/jarphant0xs.gif
"You'd better be right about this Phantom Zone, Jor-El..."

lol a little to much there :o

[wiegeabo]

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/363/jarphant0xs.gif
"You'd better be right about this Phantom Zone, Jor-El..."


Hahaha. And peace is restored to the universe. :up:

[screech_turbo]

....

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Magazines/F-P/BRGQ_001.jpg
"I am Stephen King, and I am GOD!!!!"

[Brian Braddock]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Magazines/F-P/BRGQ_001.jpg

"Uh Clark? Youre supposed to take out the hangar before you put on the jacket!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/363/jarphant0xs.gif
"You'd better be right about this Phantom Zone, Jor-El..."
Bwahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/512/ts30ft.gif
Oh, if it could only be true...!
Also brilliant! :up:

[Bad Superman]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Magazines/F-P/BRGQ_005.jpg

BRANDON: Darn. . . this wind is going to mess my hair. I need some gel.


http://www.babyface.it/HHH%20spit.jpg

HHH: PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!


http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4995/brgq0044is.jpg

BRANDON: Uh. . . thanks. . . I guess. . . **son of a b@tch**

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.milehighcomics.com/sandiego/sdcc2004/saturday/superman.jpg
"All natural, baby! No padding whatsoever!"

[Mentok]

http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/8449/tz2005160944069701ye.jpg

SUPERMAN - 'Dont worry, I can get Tom Cruise out of here.'

[KalMart]

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/5664/supermanreturns200605160318017.jpg
"Ooooooooohhhh yeah...! That's better.....man, that last keg went right through me...."

Meanwhile...down on Earth...
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/img_black.jpg
"Note to self....don't buy beers for the big guy..."

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/8449/tz2005160944069701ye.jpg

SUPERMAN - 'Dont worry, I can get Tom Cruise out of here.'

Nice South Park reference lol

[Mentok]

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/32/IMG_498932/_0516/TZ200516103152228.jpg

Lex - "Its ok, I can keep a secret.... Was it Richard or Superman that knocked you up?"

[SuperDaniel]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/708/708946/superman-returns-20060516031801760.jpg
Superman singing: I`m sitting on the top of the woooooooooooooorld....

[Dr. Fate]

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/5664/supermanreturns200605160318017.jpg
"Ooooooooohhhh yeah...! That's better.....man, that last keg went right through me...."

Meanwhile...down on Earth...
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/img_black.jpg
"Note to self....don't buy beers for the big guy..."
Hahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/708/708946/superman-returns-20060516031801760.jpg
Superman: "Hey, I can see the farm from here!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/708/708946/superman-returns-20060516031801760.jpg
Superman: "Dude, they finally corrected the colors in my costume!"

[ultimatefan]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/708/708946/superman-returns-20060516031801760.jpg
Superman: Wow, who´d say that me taking a leak from up here would actually smash a 50-store building down there?

[Dr. Fate]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/708/708946/superman-returns-20060516031801760.jpg
Superman: Wow, who´d say that me taking a leak from up here would actually smash a 50-store building down there?
Very wrong but very funny.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/9910/singerkatemarsden11yl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
KATE: "You were right Bryan - these pin striped pants that accentuate my ass are the best thing that ever happened to me! I've got fan boys making marriage proposals to me left and right!"
BRYAN: "Any time, Kate. Oh look, here come more!"
KATE: "Oh joy!"

[Superman \S/]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/708/708946/superman-returns-20060516031801760.jpg
Superman: Wow, who´d say that me taking a leak from up here would actually smash a 50-store building down there?

LMAO.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Magazines/F-P/BRGQ_001.jpg
ROUTH: "Houston, we have a problem."

[Spider-Fan83]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns6/superman-flying2.jpg
Superman(Routh) "I can't believe they stopped making my favorite gel, my hair is all over the place"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns6/superman-flying2.jpg
Superman(Routh) "I'm doin' fine up here on cloud nine..."

[Spare-Flair]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns6/superman-flying2.jpg

TO THE RESCUE COMES SUPER EYEBROWS MAN

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns6/superman-flying2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I am so high right now:)... I think...:confused:"

[KalMart]

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/9653/conv3xp.jpg

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns6/superman-flying2.jpg
Superman: I´m sooooo high, I can hear heeeeeaaaven...

[Spare-Flair]

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/9653/conv3xp.jpg

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen22.jpg

Logan: "OH BURN ALL YOUR WOMEN ARE BELONG TO ME ONE-EYES!"

[Strgts]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/1448/a00000005lr.jpg

Richard - "Clark just told me the funniest thing ever"

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8940/b00000007va.jpg

Lois - "What did he say"

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/1448/a00000005lr.jpg

Richard - "I'll tell you tonight at dinner"

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5844/c00000003cq.jpg

Clark - "My plan to make Lois Single has begun"

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4457/0002ry.jpg

[Abysstare]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8238/supermanreturnsaffcannes20068h.jpg

Brandon Routh and Kate Bosworth try out for "Superman: The School Play."

[KalMart]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6435/crash32qt.gif
Young Clark still had much to learn.....

[Strgts]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6435/crash32qt.gif
Young Clark still had much to learn.....

LMAO whered that second part come from ?

[KalMart]

LMAO whered that second part come from ?
I just made it in After Effects :) .

[Strgts]

I just made it in After Effects :) .

Ah your an After Effects Guru eh ?

[KalMart]

Ah your an After Effects Guru eh ?
Nah..just basic stuff for s#!ts n' giggles.

[Morgoth]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns6/superman-flying2.jpg

Shovel Jaw:The Movie

[Morgoth]

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/32/IMG_498932/_0516/TZ200516103152228.jpg

Lex:"Do you see any Ear Wax?"

[Morgoth]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/9910/singerkatemarsden11yl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Bryan:"Duh, what's a comic book?"

[KalMart]

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/32/IMG_498932/_0516/TZ200516103152228.jpg
"Yeah? Well a little bird is telling me you can bet your bottom dollar that the sun will NOT come out tomorrow...!"

Anyone get that?

[Speedball]

^ lol to the Singer one.

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6435/crash32qt.gif
Young Clark still had much to learn.....

:D hehe. Very cool :up:

[KalMart]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/952/comp10hc.gif
The Wait Is Finally Over!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/1448/a00000005lr.jpg

Richard - "Clark just told me the funniest thing ever"

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8940/b00000007va.jpg

Lois - "What did he say"

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/1448/a00000005lr.jpg

Richard - "I'll tell you tonight at dinner"

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5844/c00000003cq.jpg

Clark - "My plan to make Lois Single has begun"

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4457/0002ry.jpg
Bwahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/952/comp10hc.gif
The Wait Is Finally Over!
Hahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8238/supermanreturnsaffcannes20068h.jpg

Brandon Routh and Kate Bosworth try out for "Superman: The School Play."
Hehehehehe.

Is that a real poster or is that a fan art thing?

[Speedball]

thats a real poster, at Cannes.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/1448/a00000005lr.jpg
RICHARD: "Clark told me you wear pink panties."
LOIS: "Damn it Clark!"

[Dr. Fate]

thats a real poster, at Cannes.
I was wondering because it had that old hand drawn look from the 1970s and 80s as opposed to the photoshopped look you get with most of today's posters.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/32/IMG_498932/_0516/TZ200516103152228.jpg



Lois: "sounds like bong"

Lex: "Its"

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9785/spaceyluthor7xr.jpg

Lex: "next time i'm picking my own team for sharades.

[Van Petrol]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5666/comp54oy.gif

Superman: *****!!!...I fogot I still have to go back to the FOS to get my powers back...

[Van Petrol]

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/32/IMG_498932/_0516/TZ200516103152228.jpg

Lex: Ssshhhhhhh.....
Lois: Oh darn it Lex, what did you have for lunch?
Lex: Yep...I got that one down.

[Van Petrol]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8238/supermanreturnsaffcannes20068h.jpg

Shall We Dance?

[C. Lee]

Keep them clean guys.

[The Kid]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/952/comp10hc.gif
The Wait Is Finally Over!

brilliant! :up: lol

[Dodger]

http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/8449/tz2005160944069701ye.jpg

SUPERMAN - 'Dont worry, I can get Tom Cruise out of here.'


Genius! :D :up

[ultimatefan]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8238/supermanreturnsaffcannes20068h.jpg
Superman: Wow, this is romantic, isn´t it?
Lois: Yeah... Just like the night when you got me pregnant and disappeared for five years?
Superman: Party-pooper...

[KalMart]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2299/comp17ea.gif
Supes: [keanu.reeves.voice] ....Whoa.......! [/keanu.reeves.voice]

[Abysstare]

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/32/IMG_498932/_0516/TZ200516103152228.jpg

"Forget Superman! You see what that Tyson bastard did to me after two minutes in the ring?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8238/supermanreturnsaffcannes20068h.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Nervous?"
LOIS: "Yeah."
SUPERMAN: "First time?"
LOIS: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

[Nivek]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2299/comp17ea.gif
Supes: [keanu.reeves.voice] ....Whoa.......! [/keanu.reeves.voice]

Very nice edit, I like it alot!

[Excel]

Lolol

[Zigno]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/952/comp10hc.gif
The Wait Is Finally Over!

good eye!

[wiegeabo]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2299/comp17ea.gif

Thanks a lot. Now I want to see the Superman vs. Hulk movie. :mad:

:up:

[ToddIsDead]

That is a really cool gif.

[Spider-jedi]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2299/comp17ea.gif
Supes: [keanu.reeves.voice] ....Whoa.......! [/keanu.reeves.voice]



genius pure genius

[KalMart]

Last One:

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/5498/comp22ya.gif
[wierd.music] .......... [/wierd.music]

[Dr. Fate]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2299/comp17ea.gif
Supes: [keanu.reeves.voice] ....Whoa.......! [/keanu.reeves.voice]
Nyahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
CLARK: "George Bush is back in office?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Brian Braddock]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2299/comp17ea.gif


That is awesome!!!

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
CLARK: "George Bush is back in office?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

:D that one cracked me up!

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2299/comp17ea.gif

Thanks a lot. Now I want to see the Superman vs. Hulk movie. :mad:

:up:

That looks absolutely awesome! :up: :up: :up:

[ultimatefan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

C´mon, they were already talking about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when I left!!

[KalMart]

LAST last one...

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/981/evo24kk.gif
My, how far we've come....

[Lightning54SC]

Last One:

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/5498/comp22ya.gif
[wierd.music] .......... [/wierd.music]

almost pissed myself laughing so hard BWAHAHHAHHAAHA

[true316]

Last One:

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/5498/comp22ya.gif
[wierd.music] .......... [/wierd.music]

Pure. Genius. :D

[Spare-Flair]

LAST last one...

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/981/evo24kk.gif
My, how far we've come....

EPIC

[blksuperman2]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2299/comp17ea.gif
Supes: [keanu.reeves.voice] ....Whoa.......! [/keanu.reeves.voice]

Impressive.:eek: :eek: :up:

[spideymusprime]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2299/comp17ea.gif
Supes: [keanu.reeves.voice] ....Whoa.......! [/keanu.reeves.voice]

Kalmart. That looks awesome man! Hulk vs. Superman. Bring it on! :hulk:
:supes:

[ultimatefan]

Dang... We gotta get rid of Kalmart... He makes our captions look bad, hehe...

[Dr. Fate]

:D that one cracked me up!
Thanks.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

C´mon, they were already talking about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when I left!!
Bwahahahaha - that's good. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

LAST last one...

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/981/evo24kk.gif
My, how far we've come....
Bwahahahahaha - Brilliant! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8940/b00000007va.jpg
LOIS LANE: "Behold - no man can resist the overpowering sex appeal of my nerdy girl glasses!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I've come to chew bubblegum and kick ass - and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

I actually have no idea what movie that quote's from, I just saw it at the Mix it up Movie Captions thread in Misc. Films.

[charl_huntress]

OMG...that's some of the funniest **** I've ever seen...LOLOLOLOL

[KalMart]

SUPERMAN: "I've come to chew bubblegum and kick ass - and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

I actually have no idea what movie that quote's from, I just saw it at the Mix it up Movie Captions thread in Misc. Films.

It's Roddy Piper's line from "They Live", 1988 directed by John Carpenter.

[Chris M]

http://everyscreen.com/photos_08/Superman_1978_01.jpg

....and if you hold the mirror at the right angle you can shine it right into people's living rooms and make the light dance around on the wall, pretty fun! Yeah people get really ticked off sometimes, but I'm Superman, what are they gonna do?

LOL! That's classic. Well done.

[Spare-Flair]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8940/b00000007va.jpg
LOIS LANE: "Behold - no man can resist the overpowering sex appeal of my nerdy girl glasses!"

http://www.gestaltinstitute.com.au/images/mengroup2001.jpg
Men everywhere: "BUT THAT FOREHEAD IS ENOUGH TO TURN US GAY!"

http://malestars.codserver.com/cnt/orlando_bloom/photos/14.jpg
Orlando: "That's why I went out with her"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.gestaltinstitute.com.au/images/mengroup2001.jpg
Men everywhere: "BUT THAT FOREHEAD IS ENOUGH TO TURN US GAY!"

http://malestars.codserver.com/cnt/orlando_bloom/photos/14.jpg
Orlando: "That's why I went out with her"
So Legolas has a fetish for foreheads? :p

[Dr. Fate]

:D

Especially not one with the likes of Kate Bosworth!
Glad you approve.

[Dr. Fate]

It's Roddy Piper's line from "They Live", 1988 directed by John Carpenter.
Thank you.

[Dr. Fate]

OMG...that's some of the funniest **** I've ever seen...LOLOLOLOL
Which one or ones were you laughing at?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
CLARK: "Sweet Jesus - Aquaman lost his infant son, lost his left hand, had it replaced with a hook, then had the hook replaced with a hand made out of water, and now there's some totally new guy as Aquaman?! Jeez, why can't Aquaman get any love?"

[Spare-Flair]

So Legolas has a fetish for foreheads? :p

Orlando Bloom went out / is going out with Kate Bosworth in real life. Also, Legolas is gay. I mean, everybody is bloody and muddy in LoTR and he always has perfect make-up and perfect hair.

[Dr. Fate]

Orlando Bloom went out / is going out with Kate Bosworth in real life. Also, Legolas is gay. I mean, everybody is bloody and muddy in LoTR and he always has perfect make-up and perfect hair.
So cleanliness = homosexuality?

http://everyscreen.com/photos_08/Superman_1978_01.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I wonder if it's true that you can't out-run a Motorolla..."

[ultimatefan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
Clark: I KNEW IT all along! Tom Cruise is a supervillain and must be stopped!!

[Van Petrol]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/220/supershot9aq.gif

"Indestructible Contact Lenses...Order Yours Today!!!"

[Gold Samurai]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9325/untitled70us0dm.gif


*Superman singing to himself*

Superman- and i'm free!!!!!!!!!....................free falling!!!!

[Van Petrol]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9325/untitled70us0dm.gif

In Homer Simpson Voice: "BOOOOOOOOO...GET A HAIRCUT!"

[Tomar-Re]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"The Redsox won a world series?"

[SuperNewGuy]

http://everyscreen.com/photos_08/Superman_1978_01.jpg

Superman: half of your face is gone............I'm sorry

Terminator: I know now why you cry

[KalMart]

http://everyscreen.com/photos_08/Superman_1978_01.jpg

Superman: half of your face is gone............I'm sorry

Terminator: I know now why you cry
That's brilliant...!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
Clark: I KNEW IT all along! Tom Cruise is a supervillain and must be stopped!!
Bwahahahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9325/untitled70us0dm.gif
SUPERMAN: "Oh man, I've gotta lay off the crack..."

[ultimatefan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
Clark: Let me see... War going bad, terrorism, hurricanes, Uwe Boll movies... Where do I begin?

[Spare-Flair]

http://everyscreen.com/photos_08/Superman_1978_01.jpg

Superman: half of your face is gone............I'm sorry

Terminator: I know now why you cry

*tears of joy*

[-Knightfall-]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

There's a sale at Penny's!

[Spare-Flair]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"Darnit, Ma & Pa sayd gonna public skool wuz too dangerful cuz Im spesial. Uhn now dis country boy dun know how ta reed!"

[Morgoth]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"I hate those 'Love is...' cartoons!"

[Morgoth]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen22.jpg

Wolverine:"Oh yeah, Lois!"

Jean:"Who?!"

Wolverine:"Um, I said, Oh yeah, Lower!"

[Morgoth]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"Oh fu-k you Hagar the Horrible!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
"Marlon Brando died?! Aw snap! He still owed me 10 bucks!"

[Morgoth]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"My Horoscope says I'll Return to my old home and run into an old love interest."

[Brian Braddock]

http://everyscreen.com/photos_08/Superman_1978_01.jpg

The lightbulb couldnt wait to see Superman take his new chrome skateboard for a spin.

[Dr. Fate]

http://everyscreen.com/photos_08/Superman_1978_01.jpg
"Time to stick this where the sun don't shine."

[Brian Braddock]

http://everyscreen.com/photos_08/Superman_1978_01.jpg

Superman: "Ok Supergirl, you want your bikini line done again? Go ask Power Girl. I'm gonna go get some therapy."

[JamalYIgle]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6652/guide169pk.jpg
Clark:.... So there was this one time... at band camp....
Jimmy: Oh God.......

[Brian Braddock]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6652/guide169pk.jpg
Clark:.... So there was this one time... at band camp....
Jimmy: Oh God.......




LOL! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://everyscreen.com/photos_08/Superman_1978_01.jpg

Superman: "Ok Supergirl, you want your bikini line done again? Go ask Power Girl. I'm gonna go get some therapy."
Hahahahaha

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6652/guide169pk.jpg
CLARK: "So Jimmy-"
JIMMY: "Please don't ask me if I like movies about gladiators again Mr. Kent. I really can't take it anymore."
CLARK: ":mad:"

[Tomar-Re]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6652/guide169pk.jpg

Clark: "I'd stay clear of the men's washroom for the next 20 minutes Jimmy"
Jimmy: "Oh man, i can smell it from here"

[Bad Superman]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6652/guide169pk.jpg

JIMMY (HUNG OVER): Uuuugh. . . .I hate myself.

CLARK: I warned you not to challenge me for a tequila shot drinking contest, Jimmy.

[wiegeabo]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6652/guide169pk.jpg

JIMMY (HUNG OVER): Uuuugh. . . .I hate myself.

CLARK: I warned you not to challenge me for a tequila shot drinking contest, Jimmy.

Perfect!

[That-Guy]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"All these things I can do. All those powers. And I still can't find Waldo."

[That-Guy]

http://everyscreen.com/photos_08/Superman_1978_01.jpg

Superman: Damn, that hair dresser we've got backstage is really top-notch. Just look at that spit curl!

[That-Guy]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9325/untitled70us0dm.gif

I'm Ted Theodore Logan and this is Bill S. Preston Esquire and we are... WYLD STALLIONS!!!

[Bad Superman]

Perfect!

Thanx!!

[Brian Braddock]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9325/untitled70us0dm.gif

I'm Ted Theodore Logan and this is Bill S. Preston Esquire and we are... WYLD STALLIONS!!!



LOL!!!!!!!

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

Clark - "Holy Crap Hugh Jackman got Punk'd"

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5027/75ty.jpg

[That-Guy]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/FF_157_singer2_f.jpg

Superman: Dude! What the hell?!! I told you could use the fortress while I was off the planet for a few days and you totally trash it and then burn it down?! I'm totally gonna level your ass.