Superman Returns Caption Thread

[That-Guy]

Haha, thanks!

[That-Guy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/pepsipromo1.jpg
Superman: Gee, Lois, isn't it great being the only giants in town... HEY! Where'd he come from?!!
http://titulky.icr.cz/mini/SoukromeNeresti.jpg
Howard: Hey, check it out Supes! Do I got the pose down? Oh, by the way, have either of you seen my pants?

[Morgoth]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1751/abatman20begins2xq.jpg

Bale:"Yep, all the fanboys will go nuts to see Superman and Batman together, now they can make millions of manips of a Superman/Batman movie that will never happen."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1751/abatman20begins2xq.jpg

Bale:"Yep, all the fanboys will go nuts to see Superman and Batman together, now they can make millions of manips of a Superman/Batman movie that will never happen."
Bwahahahahaha - it's funny because its true.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/kate4.jpg
KATE: "This is my Michelle Pfeiffer glare. Can you dig it?"
BRANDON: "Not really, because you don't really project the same sex appeal as Michelle Pfeiffer."
KATE: ":mad:"

[TrailerMusic]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8219/mmm55ti.jpg

Brandon - "I'm Superman *****"

Christian - "I'm Batman *****"

Spacey = "What a bunch of *****ing idiots"

[Gold Samurai]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns8/details-bryan.jpg

*On the night of the "Superman Returns" premier at Grauman's Chinese Theater Bryan singer was abucted by 3 Comic geeks wearing "star wars" t-shirts. They forced singer into a basement to read every superman comic in existance*

[That-Guy]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns8/sr-busshelter2.jpg
Superman: Yep, she's naked under my cape. I bet you wish you could see what I'm seeing right now, hahahahahahahahahaha.

[In2Minds]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/kate4.jpg
Lois: So is it true, what they say about guys with big hands?
Superman: Yes, it is. It's a pain in the ass finding gloves that fit. tha t i like:)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns8/sr-busshelter2.jpg
Superman: Yep, she's naked under my cape. I bet you wish you could see what I'm seeing right now, hahahahahahahahahaha.
Muwahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up:

[Radagast_Prime]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns8/sr-busshelter2.jpg
Superman: Yep, she's naked under my cape. I bet you wish you could see what I'm seeing right now, hahahahahahahahahaha.

:) :up: :up:

[Excel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/pepsipromo1.jpg
Superman: Gee, Lois, isn't it great being the only giants in town... HEY! Where'd he come from?!!
http://titulky.icr.cz/mini/SoukromeNeresti.jpg
Howard: Hey, check it out Supes! Do I got the pose down? Oh, by the way, have either of you seen my pants?

lol

[That-Guy]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns8/sr-busshelter2.jpg
Superman: Lois, from this height... you could really hock a loogie on someone.

[That-Guy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/routh10.jpg
Perry: Damn it, Superman! Next time, watch where the hell you're landing!!
Superman: Sorry, boss... I'm near-sighted.

[Van Petrol]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/routh10.jpg

Superman: "I didn't know Owen Wilson was in Metropolis?.."

[elorenishii386]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/routh10.jpg

Superman: "Perry?"

Perry: "Yes."

Superman: "Why are you doing the Macarena?"

[blksuperman2]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/kate4.jpg

Sarah Connor. Come with me if you want to live.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/routh10.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Skeletor?!"
PERRY: ":mad:"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/routh2.jpg
Clark: Wait... aren't you Morpheus?
http://fusionanomaly.net/morpheus.jpg
Morpheus: Yes, Superman, it is I. Come quickly now. The Metropolis you see before you is nothing but a computer generated dreamworld. In a few minutes you will wake up and find that you're brain has been connected to a super-computer. Brace yourself.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/routh3.jpg
Superman: WHOA.
Bwahahahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/routh10.jpg
PERRY: "Did you sleep with my son's fiance?"
SUPERMAN: "..."

[Marvin]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8219/mmm55ti.jpg
Bale: Boy scout.
Routh: Psycho.
Spacey: Gotta love these young actors, always in character.
Bale: Who´s acting?

:up:

[That-Guy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/routh10.jpg
Perry: Hey do you think I do your "hands on the hips" pose, Lois will sleep with me?
Superman: Yeah, sure, Perry. You can't miss with that one. Gets her everytime.

[That-Guy]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/708/708946/superman-returns-20060516031801760.jpg
"Hmm, let's see what's going on in the world today... war in Iraq... drive-by shootings in L.A... HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!! They're... filming GARFIELD 2 ?!!!! Alright, that's it. I'm ditching this planet for another five years."

[That-Guy]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/prequel/cover_lex_bt.jpg

"Damn... where's Michael Schofield when you need him?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/kate4.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Do I frighten you?"
LOIS: "No."
SUPERMAN: "Do you want me to?"

[That-Guy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/kate4.jpg
Superman: (singing) 'Cause I got a hand for you... 'cause I wanna run with you... Hold my hand...
Lois: Superman, I never knew you were a Hootie and the Blowfish fan. Now I'm definitely marrying Richard.

[KalMart]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/7849/shock14du.gif
And the adventure continues....

[Mr. Thing]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/7849/shock14du.gif
And the adventure continues....

I rarely use this expression but...

LMAO!

[That-Guy]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/7849/shock14du.gif
And the adventure continues....



Dude, you totally rock. You've made some of the funniest stuff on this board.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/kate4.jpg
LOIS: "Take me, Superman."
SUPERMAN: "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/8769/youredespicable11qh.jpg
THE GUY: "Hoochi mama, hoochi mama, hoochi mama!"
SUPERMAN: "It's not polite to point, no get your finger out of my face before it zap it with my heat vision."

[Bad Superman]

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/8769/youredespicable11qh.jpg



SUPERMAN: Aren't you a little young to be up this late?

ROBIN: You got a problem, boy scout?

SUPERMAN: You look familiar. . . Aren't you WWE's Repo Man?

[That-Guy]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_DSCN0364.JPG
Superman: Dude, where's my head?

[That-Guy]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_DSC01982_copy.jpg
"New from Nike... AIR KENTS! Air Jordans may have been able to make you jump higher, but Air Kents can make you FLY!! That's right... when you press the "S" button on the back of these sleek, super-shoes, they'll fire up rocket boosters in the soles and you'll be soaring through the sky within seconds! Get them now at your nearest Shoe Department for only $1459.99!!"
DISCLAIMER: Nike is not responsible for any of the following problems which may occur: hit and run by airplanes or helicopters, intense skin damage from nearing Earth's atmosphere, running out of fuel and falling to your death, frostbite due to high altitude, sexual side effects, kryptonitis, spit curl formation, internet fanboy complaints that you are "too thin," third nipple, Phantom Zone prisoner release, excessive toenail growth, geeky sidekicks, knocking up Lois, heavy plaque build-up, random OMAC attacks, earthquakes, flash floods and shifts in the planet's orbit.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/kate4.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey, you got your eyes fixed. Cool."

[Secret_Riddle]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/kate4.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Do I frighten you?"
LOIS: "No."
SUPERMAN: "Do you want me to?"

lmfao thats creepy.:)

[Dr. Fate]

lmfao thats creepy.:)
I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.

The line was a quote from Wayne's World.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Darth_Neilzy/superman%20returns/Movie%20Guide/scans/routh2.jpg
CLARK [thinking]: My God... the Flash just made off with Lois's pink panties!!!

[Gold Samurai]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8219/mmm55ti.jpg

Christian -"I want you to remember, Routh... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember the man who won the "best hero" award and proclaimed batman as badass

Routh-*gulp*

[Dr. Fate]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8219/mmm55ti.jpg
ROUTH: "What's up with your teeth?"

[That-Guy]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8219/mmm55ti.jpg
Bale: Although you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and you can sense that our lives are probably comparable, I SIMPLY AM NOT THERE.

Routh: Dude, you need to lay off the hooch!

[Gold Samurai]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/cap6.jpg



Routh- I'll huff and i'll puff and i'll blow this movie out of the water!

[Spare-Flair]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8219/mmm55ti.jpg

Bruce: "CLARK ARRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/Zmtv1.jpg

Clark: "Sorry about your hand Bruce, how's the cast?"

Bruce: "Wipe that stupid grin off your face you stinking boyscout"

[Spare-Flair]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8219/mmm55ti.jpg
Bateman: Although you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and you can sense that our lives are probably comparable, I SIMPLY AM NOT THERE.

Clark's thoughts: (Wow, I did a story on this guy and his yuppie friends and I heard he had an intensive personal hygiene regime but he looks like a bum!!!)

Kent: "Dude, are you alright? You look horrible.

Bateman: "Tonight I just, well, I had to kill a lot of people and I'm not
sure I 'm going to get away with it this time-I mean I guess
I'm a pretty sick guy."

Kent: "..."

Bateman: "But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. I gain no
deeper knowledge about myself, no new knowledge can be extracted
from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any
of this. This confession has meant nothing..."

Kent: "Do yourself a favor and lay off the J&B Straights. Oh and have some of this delicious golden popcorn".

Bateman: "Do you know you look nothing at all like Huey Lewis?"

[Morgoth]

[quote=Dr. Fate]Bwahahahahaha - it's funny because its true.
quote]:) :up:

[That-Guy]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/prequel/cover_lex_bt.jpg
When did they start building prisons on the Sun?

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/cap6.jpg

"My Cilice belt is too tight, whoo."

[Morgoth]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/prequel/cover_lex_bt.jpg

"Yep, my butt's all covered, now I'm prepared for the evening."

[That-Guy]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/228/20cp3op.jpg
Clark: You know... Technically, Martha, we're not related...
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/woody-allen/woody-allen01.jpg
Woody: Yeah, Martha. You're single now. You should go for it.

[That-Guy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/cap6.jpg

"My Cilice belt is too tight, whoo."


Brilliant. :D

[Morgoth]

Brilliant. :Dheh heh.:)

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/cap6.jpg

"Now to just use my Super Breath to lift that girl's skirt...YES, no panties, giggity."

[Morgoth]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/prequel/cover_lex_bt.jpg

"Well, hello Clarice."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/prequel/cover_lex_bt.jpg
Of course, Superman destroyed my plans of world domination, humiliated me and put me behind bars for years... But I sure as hell got a damn cool view...

[ultimatefan]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/228/20cp3op.jpg
Mom: Don´t let the fanboys bother you, honey, I´m sure you´ll be a great Superman!
Routh: Thanks, mom.
Mom: Of course you´re no Christopher Reeve...

[screech_turbo]

....

[Dr. Fate]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8219/mmm55ti.jpg
Bateman: Although you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and you can sense that our lives are probably comparable, I SIMPLY AM NOT THERE.

Clark's thoughts: (Wow, I did a story on this guy and his yuppie friends and I heard he had an intensive personal hygiene regime but he looks like a bum!!!)

Kent: "Dude, are you alright? You look horrible.

Bateman: "Tonight I just, well, I had to kill a lot of people and I'm not
sure I 'm going to get away with it this time-I mean I guess
I'm a pretty sick guy."

Kent: "..."

Bateman: "But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. I gain no
deeper knowledge about myself, no new knowledge can be extracted
from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any
of this. This confession has meant nothing..."

Kent: "Do yourself a favor and lay off the J&B Straights. Oh and have some of this delicious golden popcorn".

Bateman: "Do you know you look nothing at all like Huey Lewis?"
Bwahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8219/mmm55ti.jpg
ROUTH: "Tell me Chris, do you have a refrigerator?"
BALE: "Yeah."
ROUTH: "Did you leave it running?"
BALE: "Yeah."
ROUTH: "Then it's probably running like you - homosexually."

[BareKnucklez]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8219/mmm55ti.jpg
ROUTH: "Tell me Chris, do you have a refrigerator?"
BALE: "Yeah."
ROUTH: "Did you leave it running?"
BALE: "Yeah."
ROUTH: "Then it's probably running like you - homosexually."

http://i5.tinypic.com/13ylcv8.jpg

[MoviesKickAss]

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/3084/untitled9aa1.jpg

Clark - "Okay Bruce you came to the Daily Planet back in Metropolis, you woke me up from my nap, you make me leave the Suit there & then you nag & nag me to fly you here to New York City now tell me why"

Bruce - "I was checking up a few things on the net & I read a bunch of stuff about Two People that just really pissed me off & used some sources & found out they are here in this City at some Comic Book thingy & I figured its time to teach them a thing or Two"

Clark - "Who are these guys"

Bruce - "Jon Peters & Tom Rothman"

Clark - "I guess I can forgive you for ruining my nap. I made a to do list after catching up on things when I got first got back & taking care of those Two are actually the first thing on the list"

Bruce - "Does evil laugh"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i5.tinypic.com/13ylcv8.jpg
I don't get it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/3084/untitled9aa1.jpg

Clark - "Okay Bruce you came to the Daily Planet back in Metropolis, you woke me up from my nap, you make me leave the Suit there & then you nag & nag me to fly you here to New York City now tell me why"

Bruce - "I was checking up a few things on the net & I read a bunch of stuff about Two People that just really pissed me off & used some sources & found out they are here in this City at some Comic Book thingy & I figured its time to teach them a thing or Two"

Clark - "Who are these guys"

Bruce - "Jon Peters & Tom Rothman"

Clark - "I guess I can forgive you for ruining my nap. I made a to do list after catching up on things when I got first got back & taking care of those Two are actually the first thing on the list"

Bruce - "Does evil laugh"
Now that's funny.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/228/20cp3op.jpg
ROUTH: "So... I hear you did Brando."

[super-t]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/002.jpg
(Perry from his office)-CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!!!
(Clark)-OOOOOhhh s***.

[Nightwing1977]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman16.jpg


Perry White: Great Ceasar's Ghost, Lois! I dare you to pull my finger!!

Lois Lane: (whimpering) Do I have to?

Perry White: Yes. Or you're fired.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman16.jpg


Perry White: Great Ceasar's Ghost, Lois! I dare you to pull my finger!!

Lois Lane: (whimpering) Do I have to?

Perry White: Yes. Or you're fired.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, you tell her Skeletor! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman16.jpg
PERRY WHITE: "Not another word out of you Lois - you go home right now and put on your pink panties!"

[MoviesKickAss]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg

Richard - "Jimmy where did you find Supermans to do list"

Jimmy - "Lois stole it when they did the interview last night"

Richard - "Clark look at this list"

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1358/a7oj1.jpg

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg

Clark (thinking to himself) - "****"

[Excel]

lolol

[Nightwing1977]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg

Richard - "Jimmy where did you find Supermans to do list"

Jimmy - "Lois stole it when they did the interview last night"

Richard - "Clark look at this list"

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1358/a7oj1.jpg

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg

Clark (thinking to himself) - "****"

LMAO!! I love it. I like the one with "Kill Jon Peters" & "Kill Tom Rothman", even thought I don't to wish things like that thought. ;)

[Nightwing1977]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/cap6.jpg

Routh: Whew! I knew I shouldn't ate that 3 beans salad for lunch today.

[Emerald Knight]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/cap6.jpg

Clark (thinking): Okay Clark, maintain...you can do this. You only had five beers with the guys, don't fly DON'T FLY!...Or drive. Don't drive either. Uh-oh, cops...Note- don't use superbreath in breathalizer again.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg

Richard - "Jimmy where did you find Supermans to do list"

Jimmy - "Lois stole it when they did the interview last night"

Richard - "Clark look at this list"

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1358/a7oj1.jpg

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg

Clark (thinking to himself) - "****"
Bwahahahahahahahahhaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/228/20cp3op.jpg
ROUTH: "I beat out Jim Caviezel for this role, Ma! Aren't ya proud of me?"
MA KENT: "Uh... sure honey..."

[BareKnucklez]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/cap6.jpg
Clark: KONISHUA BI***ES!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/228/20cp3op.jpg

SUPERMAN: ...Is Superman going to thave to choke a b***h?

:o

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/prequel/cover_lex_bt.jpg

LUTHOR: Mooooooooooom, can I leave the corner now?

LUTHOR'S MOM: Not until you learn not it is not nice to try and take over the world!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/cap6.jpg

CLARK: Ugh...I should have used Preperation H...

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg

Richard - "Jimmy where did you find Supermans to do list"

Jimmy - "Lois stole it when they did the interview last night"

Richard - "Clark look at this list"

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1358/a7oj1.jpg

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg

Clark (thinking to himself) - "****"

:D:up:

[That-Guy]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/kfc016eq.jpg
The New Fortress of Solitude

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/cap6.jpg
CLARK: "I feel my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[SuperDaniel]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/prequel/cover_lex_bt.jpg

"Yep, my butt's all covered, now I'm prepared for the evening."
BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[Steelsheen]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/kfc016eq.jpg
The New Fortress of Solitude

LOL!:D that's so true


.... in more ways that one :(

[Bad Superman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/cap6.jpg

CLARK: 2 packs of beer out the drain. . . Whew. . . .What a relief!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/prequel/cover_lex_bt.jpg
LEX: "Hello Clarice..."

[That-Guy]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns8/sam-bryan-cameras.jpg
Jimmy: My camera is bigger than yours.

[Gold Samurai]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg


lex- now....tell me all that you know

Brando: [chewing on sunflower seeds] Uh, I like fishing.

lex- what?

brando- I like fishing, its so calm

lex-what the hell is this?

brando- I went into some 7-11 this morning, and I wandered over to the magazine rack... There's so many magazines about cars. So many magazines about cars

lex- screw this i'm leaving

[Morgoth]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/kfc016eq.jpg

The Death of Super Chicken.

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/cap6.jpg
"Whoa that popcicle I shoved up my ass is cold, Whoo!"

[Gamma Ray]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Geijutsuka/SHH%20stuff/cap6.jpg


"Best $20 I've ever spent"

[Bad Superman]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/kfc016eq.jpg

The Death of Super Chicken.

BWHAHAHAHA :D :up:

[MoviesKickAss]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/228/20cp3op.jpg

Clark - "Mom I want a Superman Day. Spider-Man is a Spider-Man Day"

[Gold Samurai]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/228/20cp3op.jpg
Clark: Your the best mom, washing my tights

MA KENT: At least I can wash them, just look at that peter parker fellow, he got red all over his whites in "Spiderman 2"

[Morgoth]

BWHAHAHAHA :D :up:Glad ya liked it.:)

[Dr. Fate]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/228/20cp3op.jpg
CLARK: "You make me want to be a better man, Ma."

[That-Guy]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Brando: Let me out of this thing! I'm freezing my ass off in here!

[Morgoth]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Jor-El:"Hand over the white castles, I told you, No info till I get my burgers! And who the hell is standing behind you?! I told you to come alone!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex:"Aren't you the floating head from Power Rangers?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex:"Aren't you the floating head from Power Rangers?"
hahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
KEVIN SPACEY: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
GHOST OF BRANDO: "There is a great disturbance in the Force..."

[Secret_Riddle]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
KEVIN SPACEY: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
GHOST OF BRANDO: "There is a great disturbance in the Force..."

MUAHAHAHA

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Kevin: Let me see... You became morbidly obese, worked on a bunch of crappy movies, died a couple years ago... Oh, and the media calls any pretty boy with muscles "the new Brando"...
Brando: Delete me. NOW!

[ToddIsDead]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Kevin: Let me see... You became morbidly obese, worked on a bunch of crappy movies, died a couple years ago... Oh, and the media calls any pretty boy with muscles "the new Brando"...
Brando: Delete me. NOW!
Bwahahahahaha! :up:

[screech_turbo]

....

[BareKnucklez]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman2/i-sup2b.jpg
Clark: Sleep my love... When you wake I will be gone for five years, and when I return I will look 10 years younger!
Plus you will have diffrent color eyes... Creepy I know.
But it's just something that turns me on...

[Bad Superman]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

LEX LUTHOR: Tell me everything.

JOR-EL: My son. You look like crap.

------------------------------------------------------------

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman16.jpg

PERRY: I warn you, if you don't strip for me you're out of a job. . . Now. . . Take it all off. . . NOW!

[That-Guy]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Jor-El: And now for my next impression... Mount Rushmore!

[That-Guy]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/superman/superman1975.jpg
Christopher Reeve ain't got nothin' on me!

[Steelsheen]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
KEVIN SPACEY: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
GHOST OF BRANDO: "There is a great disturbance in the Force..."
LMAO! :D
good one :up:

[That-Guy]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Magazines/QZ/VF_000.jpg
The next time your pool needs a good scrub, just call Clarkie's Pool Cleaning service. They'll get the the gunk out of your pool, faster than a speeding bullet!

[That-Guy]

http://www.in-sect.com/scr/superpup_poster.jpg
Screen tests for the Burton/Peters Superman Lives project.

[super-t]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman16.jpg

"is perry white gonna have to choke a *****?!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHH SHIZEL!!!

[Tomar-Re]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Lex: "These universal remotes are fantastic!"

[That-Guy]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
People who live in glass houses...

[screech_turbo]

....

[Nightwing1977]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/superman/superman1975.jpg

*touching his right nipple*

"Behold!! The powers of my super nipples!!!!"

__________________________________________________ ______


http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Magazines/QZ/VF_000.jpg

"Does this outfit make me look fat?!?"

[That-Guy]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/superman/superman1975.jpg
In a desperate attempt to lose weight, Superman entered the Jenny Craig program. Unfortunately, the only thing that slimmed down was his "S."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

LEX LUTHOR: Tell me everything.

JOR-EL: My son. You look like crap.

------------------------------------------------------------

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman16.jpg

PERRY: I warn you, if you don't strip for me you're out of a job. . . Now. . . Take it all off. . . NOW!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! I like both. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

MUAHAHAHA
Thank you.

[Dr. Fate]

LMAO! :D
good one :up:
Thanks again. I actually meant to do the whole monologue, but seeing as how I had already used with the picture of Christopher Reeve talking to Brando's ghost I decided not to.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.in-sect.com/scr/superpup_poster.jpg
Screen tests for the Burton/Peters Superman Lives project.
Bwahahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman16.jpg
PERRY: "Lois, it has come to my attention that you engaged in sexual intercourse with Kent on your desk."
LOIS: "Who told you that?"
PERRY: "Kent did."
LOIS: "... Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta tell ya Per I have to plead innocent on this one, because if someone had told me in advance that sort of thing was frowned upon around here-"
PERRY: "You're fired!"
LOIS: "You didn't have to say it like that."
PERRY: "I want you out of here by the end of the day!"
LOIS: ":("

[MoviesKickAss]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman16.jpg

Perry - "I'm the Skeletor *****"

Lois - "(sighs)"

[KalMart]

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/2006/06/superman-blows.jpg

Coming soon....the all new Superman home workout video.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/2006/06/superman-blows.jpg

SUPERMAN: I call it..."Blue Steel."

[Bad Superman]

SAUNCHA

Kryptonian Spit Tobacco

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/2006/06/superman-blows.jpg

New Arctic Mint Flavor

[That-Guy]

What the...? One thing I do have to say I'm disappointed in with this movie is some of the AWFUL poses they made Brandon do for these promotional photos.

[That-Guy]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_vlcsnap-108132.jpg
Superman: You're all clear, kid. Now blow up this battle station so we can all go home.

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahaha! :up:
Oh, thank you!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.in-sect.com/scr/superpup_poster.jpg
McG (watching the dailies): See, guys, I TOLD you Justin Tymberlake would be a great Superman...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_vlcsnap-108132.jpg
Superman: You're all clear, kid. Now blow up this battle station so we can all go home.
Good one. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman16.jpg

Perry - "I'm the Skeletor *****"

Lois - "(sighs)"
hahahahaha :up:

[elorenishii386]

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/2006/06/superman-blows.jpg

Superman: "Oh Yea...Look how good I look in these tights. Listen up...I can take on Triple H, The Rock, and Stone Cold Steve Austin all at one time! I'm Superman! The man of steel...look at how I work out. Oh yea...and that John Cena punk got nothing on me. He can't see me...I'm faster than a speeding bullit B***h!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_vlcsnap-108132.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower!"

[PunisherPoster]

What the...? One thing I do have to say I'm disappointed in with this movie is some of the AWFUL poses they made Brandon do for these promotional photos.

Seriously.

Routh goods good in the actual film, but the majority of the publicity shots have been terrible.

[Mr. Vice]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman2/i-sup2b.jpg

Clark:" I've had better..."

[PunisherPoster]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex: No, for the last time, there is no one home who can make a decision. How did you even get this number?

[PunisherPoster]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman2/i-sup2b.jpg

Clark: Jesus Christ, I'm actually lower than Aquaman now.

[Nightwing1977]

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/2006/06/superman-blows.jpg

"How to do Pilates....the Superman way!!"

[BareKnucklez]

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/2006/06/superman-blows.jpg

WOW :eek: THIS IS A TERRIBLE PHOTO!
I HOPE THIS IS NOT IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THIS WILL MAKE ALOT OF PEOPLE WALK OUT!

[SolidSnakeMGS]

I apologize ahead of time for this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/hahaha/superfart.jpg

[Excel]

get rid of the captins n thatis priceless. good job :up:

[Van Petrol]

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/2006/06/superman-blows.jpg

Old Guy: "And I thought I was in bad shape..."

[Van Petrol]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/228/20cp3op.jpg

Ma Kent: "Clark sit down, theres something I have to tell you..."
Clark: "What is it Ma?"
Ma Kent: "Well I forgot to separate your coloured socks from you suit and..."
Clark: "Oh ****! The fanboys are never going to believe this"

[Dr. Fate]

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/2006/06/superman-blows.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm the Juggernaut byatch!"

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[ultimatefan]

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/2006/06/superman-blows.jpg

IIIII´m... Too sexy for this shirt... too sexy for this shirt... So sexy it huuuurts...

[Dark Sentinel]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman16.jpg

pull my finger. DO IT!

[That-Guy]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Lex: Hey, check it out, guys! "The Godfather" is playing on HBO!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Lex: Hey, check it out, guys! "The Godfather" is playing on HBO!
Hahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviestar-photos.com/graphics/219/219654.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Someone appears to have spilled beer all over Metropolis. The image quality is below par."

[Morgoth]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Jor-El:"I'm getting a lion."
Lex:"Why, haven't you heard of a dog?"
Jor-El:"You can't get past a Lion."
Lex:"Can I get some of the Incredible Hulk, or the stuff that turns you into a deer?!"
Jor-El:"Careful, you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here."

[Spider-Steve]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex Luthor: Tell me everything!
Jor-el: Your name is Kal-el, you are the last son of Krypton.
Lex: Wrrrrrooooonnggg! My name is Alexander Luthor! The greatest criminal mind on the world.
Jor-el: Get out of my sons Fortress!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex Luthor: Tell me everything!
Jor-el: First, there was the Big Bang. It happened approximately 15 billion years ag...
Lex Luthor: I didn´t mean LITERALLY!

[RachelF5]

Clark : This is really weird. How is it possible that I am standing next to my self.

[Secret_Riddle]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex Luthor: Tell me everything!
Jor-el: Your name is Kal-el, you are the last son of Krypton.
Lex: Wrrrrrooooonnggg! My name is Alexander Luthor! The greatest criminal mind on the world.
Jor-el: Get out of my sons Fortress!



lol...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex Luthor: Tell me everything!
Jor-el: First, there was the Big Bang. It happened approximately 15 billion years ag...
Lex Luthor: I didn´t mean LITERALLY!
Hahahahaha
:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
JOR-EL: "Do not arouse the wrath of the great and Powerful Oz! I said come back tomorrow!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex:"Yeah, I'm here for the Superman Returns tickets. Heard you could help get me the first ticket."

Jor-El:"Haven't you bothered my boy long enough? F.U. ya' jerk!"

[MoviesKickAss]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex - "Tell me everything"
Jor - El - "Superman will return on June 28th & he will be very mad
Lex - "OOOOOOOOOO I'm shaking in my boots"

[MoviesKickAss]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex - "Tell me everything"
Jor - El - "Superman will return on June 28th & he will be very mad"
Lex - "OOOOOOOOOO I'm shaking in my boots"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
JOR-EL: "I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog too!"

[That-Guy]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex: So that's why they didn't use Cerebro in X-Men 3! Singer stole it from the set when he left the project and moved it into the Fortress of Solitude!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex: Man, that looks worse than the Star Wars holograms!! How come futuristic video technology always has crappy resolution?!?

[Chris M]

How come futuristic video technology always has crappy resolution?!?

:D LOL. Too true!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex: So that's why they didn't use Cerebro in X-Men 3! Singer stole it from the set when he left the project and moved it into the Fortress of Solitude!
Bwahahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviestar-photos.com/graphics/215/215394.jpg
REEVE: "Oh damn it, the wires snapped!"

[MoviesKickAss]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex: So that's why they didn't use Cerebro in X-Men 3! Singer stole it from the set when he left the project and moved it into the Fortress of Solitude!

Cerebro was in X3. The doors anyway :o

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
JOR-EL #1: "I'm Spartacus!"
JOR-El #2: "I'm Spartacus!"
JOR-EL #3: "I'm Spartacus!"
JOR-EL #4: "I'm Spartacus!"
LEX LUTHOR: "Oh geez..."

[GeNocide_08]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2948/batmanbegins198750g3zf.jpg



Batman: Oh yeah...

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3355/071wf7bo.jpg



Superman: $*^# Why do I always get the ugly ones...


http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1582/katie9rn.png


Katie: Because Batman is a badass.

[Morgoth]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2948/batmanbegins198750g3zf.jpg



Batman: Oh yeah...

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3355/071wf7bo.jpg



Superman: $*^# Why do I always get the ugly ones...


http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1582/katie9rn.png


Katie: Because Batman is a badass.Lois looks better than Tom's slave. Rachel's cockeyed and just ugly.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2948/batmanbegins198750g3zf.jpg



Batman: Oh yeah...

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3355/071wf7bo.jpg



Superman: $*^# Why do I always get the ugly ones...


http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1582/katie9rn.png


Katie: Because Batman is a badass.
Bwahahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviestar-photos.com/graphics/254/254851.jpg
REEVE: "Even with a miniscule budget, my costume here is still much more accurate than the one Routh wears in 2006's Superman Returns. I rule."

http://www.moviestar-photos.com/graphics/252/252101.jpg
BIZARRO REEVE: "And even with this backward "S", my costume still remains more true and more faithful than that giant rubber condom Bryan Singer is forcing on the world in Superman Returns. Proving once again that I rule."

[Nivek]

Rubber condom?:confused:

[arty2]

Bump! Don't let it die please!

[Hotwire]

http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

SSSUPERSTAR!!!

[Excel]

the greatest thread in the superman returns forum.


belongs to me.


BOO YAH!

[That-Guy]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/SUPERMAN_1.jpg
Reeve: Playing Superman is alright, but I really wanted to be Two-Face. Here, let me show you. Arrrgh!!!!

[Bad Superman]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/SUPERMAN_1.jpg
Reeve: Playing Superman is alright, but I really wanted to be Two-Face. Here, let me show you. Arrrgh!!!!

:eek: Is that a true pic or a manip?

[Bad Superman]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/SUPERMAN_1.jpg

SUPERMAN: Thank ya, thankyaverymach. . . .


http://www.elvis-in-concert.com/1975/small_images_1975/21_jul_75_05.jpg

ELVIS: Geez. . .

[That-Guy]

I guess it's a real pic. I don't know exactly what was supposed to be happening here, but it's pretty funny, nonetheless.



http://www.screenhead.com/funny/superherosuperpupcolor01.jpg
"HEEL BEFORE DOG!!!!!"

[That-Guy]

http://www.mavericktheater.com/assets/images/Superman-with-Lings.gif
This picture is so stupid it doesn't even need a caption.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.mavericktheater.com/assets/images/Superman-with-Lings.gif

- So, Mr. Singer, do I get the part?
- Sure, you´re the perfect Bizarro!

[That-Guy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/wildezc/clark6.jpg
Clark: Yo, West Coast, Bizzitches!!!

[That-Guy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/wildezc/clark5.jpg
"December 24th, 9 P.M. Eastern standard time. From here on in, I shoot without a script."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/SUPERMAN_1.jpg

Superman: No way, who said my red briefs are too tight?!?

[That-Guy]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/SUPERMAN_1.jpg
Superman's inner thoughts: Hmmm... let's use the ol' x-ray vision and have a look beneath those clothes. GAAAHHH!!! THIRD NIPPLE!!!

[Brian Braddock]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/SUPERMAN_1.jpg

"Waddya mean In a few years I'll be playing tonsil hockey with Alfred?! WTF!!!"


(N.B - if unsure of reference - see 1982's 'Deathtrap')

[Emerald Knight]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

Lex: So...Let me get this straight. Superman's security system is just a holographic projection of a dead alien?

Jor-El: Hey! I can hurt you...with...words, I guess. You ninny! :mad:

[That-Guy]

http://myspace-228.vo.llnwd.net/00825/82/23/825323228_l.jpg
Superman: Hey guys, where do you want the keg?

[That-Guy]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/comp1.jpg
This is a photo of a deleted scene from Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. You see, originally there was to be a sequence at the end of the film where Lex Luthor finds the Phantom Zone projector and imprisons Superman with it. However, since the film lacked the production budget of the earlier Superman flicks, the filmmakers decided to use a spiral notebook with a picture of Superman on it to substitute for the diamond-shaped prison that Zod and his cohorts found themselves trapped in before. This scene was removed because the filmmakers thought it strayed too much from the "Nuclear Man" subplot, which they felt was the heart and soul of the movie.

[Gold Samurai]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5996/test8xp.jpg


jor-el- this is jor jor jor jor-el headroom!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spare-Flair]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/supermansrealsuit.jpg"nuff said"

[That-Guy]

http://kino-express.ru/pics/superman2/kino-express_superman_exclusive.jpg
Superman: Whoa... naked Martian babe sunbathing at 3:00.

[That-Guy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/DaBadGuy82/NewKrypton.gif
Superman: Smeagol? Are you around here, somewhere?

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/DaBadGuy82/NewKrypton.gif
Superman: That´s what I get for letting Bruce redecorate the fortress...

[BareKnucklez]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/wildezc/clark5.jpg
Clark: Sometimes when I was alone at the farm I gave myself something that I call "The Stranger..." Have you ever heard of "The Stranger" lois?

Lois: um...

[ProductionMusic]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/wildezc/clark5.jpg

Lois - "So now that me, you & Jason & Richard know that you are Jasons Father aren't you worried that Jason will steal your Screen Time in the Sequels"

Clark - "Nah he is no Wolverine or Hugh Jackman & besides he would be stealing screen time from Lex & not me & Lex would just kill him with Green Kryptonite if that happens"

Lois - "That wig wearing Bald bastard"

[Orko Is King]

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/71266877.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABB9DA921A9241A3D81

Kevin Spacey-"Just ignore him and he'll go away..."

[Excel]

lol @ jon peters...

"me n aviators are soooo cool".

[ultimatefan]

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/71266877.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABB9DA921A9241A3D81
Kevin (thinking): Hey, a sniper on that roof, pointing to Jon... Finally!

[Brian Braddock]

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/71266877.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABB9DA921A9241A3D81

Jon Peters: "Oh great, my rides here already? Ok, 1st one back to my place gets a free haircut!"

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/www10.jpg

[Secret_Riddle]

*edit*

[Gold Samurai]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2060/712661312fx.jpg

Singer- *gasp* Frank! what will Whoopie Goldberg say about this?!

Langella- I can't quit you, Whoopie doesn't have to know

[Valorman]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Lex: tell me everything
Jor-EL: you do not remember me.
Lex: no quite frankly i dont, i dont see how i could remember you either considdering you..
Jor-EL: you do not remember me.
Lex:....yeah..i think we've established that..
Jor-EL: you do not remember me.
Spacey: okay CUT. brian, how the hell is this "performance from the grave" thing gona work if i LITTERALY feel like im talking to a wall? explain that to me.
Jor-EL: you do not reme..
Spacey: SHUT UP!!

[O'Haire]

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/71266877.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABB9DA921A9241A3D81

Jon Peters: "Oh great, my rides here already? Ok, 1st one back to my place gets a free haircut!"

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/www10.jpg

:D:up:

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Marlon: Your acting sucks, Kevin. Now get outta here and bring me some Doritos, will ya?
Kevin: Damn, Marlon, even as a computer graphic you´re stil the same old a**hole...

[Van Petrol]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_15_1280x1024.jpg

Perry White: "The insurance company is never going to believe this.."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_15_1280x1024.jpg

Jimmy: Geez, Superman, you could have got out through the door!
Superman (smiling): Well, that seemed a little more spectacular...

[Spare-Flair]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_15_1280x1024.jpg

Clark: "YOU CAN TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT!"

[Spare-Flair]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_15_1280x1024.jpg

Superman: "I love you Lois, that's why I'm going rename the building the Daily Lane"

Lois: "You missed a "t"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_15_1280x1024.jpg
SUPERMAN: "And I never once washed my hands!"

Sorry, that sucked.

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermancinema.co.uk/superman4/general/extra_footage/images/s4se29.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So Donner's giving Bryan Singer's new film his personal seal of approval, eh? I don't like the sound of that..."

[Gold Samurai]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_15_1280x1024.jpg

Perry- you space bastard you destroyed my building!!


back to the future reference

[Hotwire]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Jor-El: HEY!!! That is NOT a urinal!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Jor-El: HEY!!! That is NOT a urinal!!!
Bwahahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_15_1280x1024.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I want to fly like an eagle!"

[KalMart]

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/9383/jr5ol.gif

Ladies and gentlemen...the sequel to SR.....JR, for short.

[Dr. Fate]

Good one KalMart. :up:
http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_15_1280x1024.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You can run Louise Mignenbach, but you can't hide! I know where you live!"

[Bad Superman]

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/9383/jr5ol.gif

Ladies and gentlemen...the sequel to SR.....JR, for short.

:eek: That is my fear. . . :(




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/Bad_Superman/JWHC.jpg

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. . . .

[ultimatefan]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_15_1280x1024.jpg
SUPERMAN: I knew I should have taken that left turn in Albuquerque...

[Excel]

lol

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_15_1280x1024.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm mad as Hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

[Brian Braddock]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2060/712661312fx.jpg

'Langella discovers that his audition for SR is a tad more demanding than others he's been to'.

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
Superman: "Tell me truly Lana, does my insignia look like a billboard to you?"
Lana: "Not really."
Superman: "I thought as much."

[thechubbysaint]

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7356/cpu44a2mo.jpg

My thoughts after the first viewing.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7356/cpu44a2mo.jpg

My thoughts after the first viewing.
Nyehehehehehehehe :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
SUPERMAN: "A French Connection trilogy? Really Lex..."
LEX LUTHOR: "I thought everyone loved a trilogy."

[KalMart]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/197/comp12zy.gif

Call it JR, for short.....

[Spider-Man™]

Lol

[dabilee01]

http://img450.imageshack.us/img450/4919/boyo2a4oc.gif

Call it JR, for short.....

lol, i snorted out diet coke through my nose when i saw this. oh the burn. haha, good stuff, Kal.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_15_1280x1024.jpg
SUPERMAN: I've got to keep them from releasing the sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean before it ruins my box office!"

[Immortalfire]

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/9383/jr5ol.gif

Ladies and gentlemen...the sequel to SR.....JR, for short. http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/197/comp12zy.gif

Call it JR, for short..... Oh God *prays* :(

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Do I frighten you?"
LANA LANG: "No."
SUPERMAN: "Do you want me to?"

[KalMart]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4952/spsp9zm.gif

Jason...the inside story....

[Gold Samurai]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/4277/330595standalone5xi.jpg
Welling- Look at me look at me! I can hold an airplane in baseball stadium too!

[cabel]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Jor-el: Here in this, Fortress of...You know, its not much of a fortress if a bunch of schmucks like you can just drop in and make yourselves at home. Maybe I should've trained some polar bears or something.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg
Jor-el: Here in this, Fortress of...You know, its not much of a fortress if a bunch of schmucks like you can just drop in and make yourselves at home. Maybe I should've trained some polar bears or something.
Hahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8219/mmm55ti.jpg
ROUTH: "Let's see you fight crime with one friggin' hand!" [CRUNCH]
BALE: "Y'EOWW!!!!"
SPACEY: "Oh that's gotta hurt..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/4277/330595standalone5xi.jpg
WELLING: "AGH! I just stepped on a Kryptonite nail!"

[Morgoth]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2060/712661312fx.jpg

Frank:"Thankyou for making such a wonderful Superman movie!"

[Morgoth]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/8219/mmm55ti.jpg

Routh:"Ha,ha, my movie's better than yours."

[Morgoth]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/4277/330595standalone5xi.jpg

"What can I say, Routh was a better Superman than me."

[Cowboy_Buddha]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

"Alpha, Rita's escaped. Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude."

[Timstuff]

I'm too bored. (http://briansingerlikesdudes.ytmnd.com/)

[KalMart]

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/4017/jasonpic5xw.jpg

Lois: That's......um....nice, sweetie.....

[BareKnucklez]

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/4017/jasonpic5xw.jpg

Lois: That's......um....nice, sweetie.....


lol now thats funny! :):up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

"Alpha, Rita's escaped. Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude."
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/4017/jasonpic5xw.jpg

Lois: That's......um....nice, sweetie.....
Wow. Funny & Creepy at the same time. I dig it. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Aw crap, the damn thing's broken and it wasn't even fully paid for yet... this is gonna totally destroy my bank credit..."

[Mr. Credible]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0606/09/superman23.jpg

"Alpha, Rita's escaped. Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude."

man, that took me a minute for me to get... then 6 minutes to stop laughing at it...

good one. i think that like, 2 drops of pee came out.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg
Clark (mocking what he said 10 minutes earlier): "'Sorry I broke your window with my baseball, Mr. McGreggor. Is there anything I can do to repay you for it?'...Bastard..."