Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/3346/rr2hd.png
ROUTH: "Did people ever complain that you weren't muscular enough?"
REEVE: "You know, amazingly enough, it never came up."
ROUTH: "Now see, that's just not fair. You're nowhere nearly as muscular as Superman is in the comics either. You're just a tall guy with wide shoulders and long heavy bones."
REEVE: "It's my Reeveness. Seems to compensate for everything."
ROUTH: "Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like a tall version of Tom Cruise?"
REEVE: "Shut the f*** up."

[wiegeabo]

Reeveness. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

Reeveness. :up:
Thanks.

[Dr. Fate]

http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/nadiesuper1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to F***."

[Showtime]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20T-Mobile%20Huddle-Up/TMobile_007.jpg
Kid: Why those fat guys in glasses were picking on you?
Routh: They´re nerds who don´t have girlfriends.
Kid: Why the nerds don´t have girlfriends?
(love that line, guess where it´s from, hehe)

SIGNS

[Morgoth]

http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/nadiesuper1.jpg

"King Kong, I'm only going to tell you once...Put on the diaper!"

[Morgoth]

http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/3346/rr2hd.png
Reeve:"Nice suit, did your husband make it for you?"

[TrailerCues]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20T-Mobile%20Huddle-Up/TMobile_007.jpg


Kid 1 - We thought you were going to be He-Man
Kids - Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

[FanboyX_Returns]

http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/3346/rr2hd.png
Reeve:"Nice suit, did your husband make it for you?"

HAHHAHA! :up::p

[MFM]

http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/3346/rr2hd.png
Next on INFINITE CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS; Superman Earth-Donner faces off with Superman Earth-Singer!

[ultimatefan]

http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/3346/rr2hd.png
Next on INFINITE CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS; Superman Earth-Donner faces off with Superman Earth-Singer!
That´s a cool picture, it shows how they both have a decent muscular built but Reeve has wider shoulders and torso due to bone structure.

[I Am The Knight]

http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/3346/rr2hd.png
Reeve:"Nice suit, did your husband make it for you?"

LOL!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/3346/rr2hd.png
Reeve:"Nice suit, did your husband make it for you?"
Bwahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/3346/rr2hd.png
Next on INFINITE CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS; Superman Earth-Donner faces off with Superman Earth-Singer!
Again: Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/nadiesuper1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

[Morgoth]

Wow, you guys really liked the "Husband" crack. Glad you liked it. But don't get me wrong I'm not bashing Routh or Returns, but next to Reeve, Chris is the man...the SuperMan.:) :super:

[Morgoth]

http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/nadiesuper1.jpg
"Ah, the joy of looking up WonderWoman's skirt as she flies away." :ww:

[Dr. Fate]

http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/nadiesuper1.jpg
"Ah, the joy of looking up WonderWoman's skirt as she flies away." :ww:
Bwahahahahaha

Good one Morgoth. Wish I'd thought of it first.

http://catwoman.iquebec.com/catwoman/pfeiffer/pfeiffer_catwoman-017.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Do you like bad girls?"
http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Bad in what sense?"
http://catwoman.iquebec.com/catwoman/pfeiffer/pfeiffer_catwoman-017.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Y'know, the deranged, emotionally unstable, violently self-destructive sense."
http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm afraid not."
http://catwoman.iquebec.com/catwoman/pfeiffer/pfeiffer_catwoman-017.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Damn."

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/wonder_woman__the_complete_first_season/lynda_carter/ww.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Are you looking up my skirt again, Supes?"
http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/nadiesuper1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Diana, who hasn't looked up your skirt?"
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/wonder_woman__the_complete_first_season/lynda_carter/ww.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Touche."

[Morgoth]

Bwahahahahaha

Good one Morgoth. Wish I'd thought of it first.

http://catwoman.iquebec.com/catwoman/pfeiffer/pfeiffer_catwoman-017.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Do you like bad girls?"
http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Bad in what sense?"
http://catwoman.iquebec.com/catwoman/pfeiffer/pfeiffer_catwoman-017.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Y'know, the deranged, emotionally unstable, violently self-destructive sense."
http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm afraid not."
http://catwoman.iquebec.com/catwoman/pfeiffer/pfeiffer_catwoman-017.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Damn."Glad you liked mine and Cheers to yours!

[Morgoth]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/wonder_woman__the_complete_first_season/lynda_carter/ww.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Are you looking up my skirt again, Supes?"
http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/nadiesuper1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Diana, who hasn't looked up your skirt?"
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/wonder_woman__the_complete_first_season/lynda_carter/ww.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Touche."LMAO!

[Morgoth]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg

Supes:"I'm here on behalf of the fashion police."

Lex:"Oh look who's talking."

[Dr. Fate]

Glad you liked mine and Cheers to yours!

LMAO!

Thank you Morgoth.

http://www.scottkoon.org/images/Superman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I cannot tell a lie. I also cannot resist women who wear clothing that evokes the American flag."
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/wonder_woman__the_complete_first_season/lynda_carter/ww.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "You talkin' to me, Supes?"

[Immortalfire]

Dr.Fate truly is the caption king.

[Dr. Fate]

Dr.Fate truly is the caption king.
Thanks, but I'm really not that great.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
ROUTH: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Jungle life, I'm far away from nowhere. On my own, like Tarzan Boy. Hide and seek, I play along while crossing the forest. Monkey business on a sunny afternoon. Jungle life, I'm living in the open. Native beat that carries on. Burning bright, a fire that blows the signal to the sky. I sit and wonder does the message get to you? Night to night, gimme the other, gimme the other chance tonight. Gimme the other, gimme the other night to night. Night to night, gimme the other, gimme the other world. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Jungle life, you're far away from nothing. It's alright, you won't miss home. Take a chance, leave everything behind you. Come and join me, you won't be sorry. It's easy to survive. Jungle life, we're living in the open. All alone like Tarzan Boy. Hide and seek, we play along while rushing across the forest on a sunny afternoon..."

[MFM]

LOL! Yeah Dr. Fate, for me most of the most memorable quotes here all comes from yours! And thank you for the Jungle Boy lyric! I always liked that song for nostalgic reasons! It reminds me of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3, which somehow reminds me that there'll be a new TMNT movie next year!

[Dr. Fate]

LOL! Yeah Dr. Fate, for me most of the most memorable quotes here all comes from yours! And thank you for the Jungle Boy lyric! I always liked that song for nostalgic reasons! It reminds me of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3, which somehow reminds me that there'll be a new TMNT movie next year!
Thanks MFM. Glad you enjoyed the "Tarzan Boy" lyric. It's so hard to find good songs that actually seem funny for those Routh walk pictures.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/Hoosier05/super_1024_9.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I've heard people say that too much of anything is not good for you baby. But I don't know about that as many times as we've loved we shared love and made love, it doesn't seem to me like it's enough. It's just not enough, it's just not enough. My Darlin' I can't get enough of your love, Babe. Girl, I don't know, I don't know why I can't get enough of your love, Babe. Oh some things I can't get used to no matter how I try. It's like the more you give the more I want and Baby that's no lie..."

[Morgoth]

Thanks, but I'm really not that great.Doc. you are to this thread what I and Sparky Parker once were to the X-3 thread.:hq:

You rule the SR caption thread.:woot: I always look forward to your work.:super:

[Dr. Fate]

Doc. you are to this thread what I and Sparky Parker once were to the X-3 thread.:hq:

You rule the SR caption thread.:woot: I always look forward to your work.:super:
You guys are being way too nice... not that there's anything wrong with that.

http://www.scottkoon.org/images/Superman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "He stands... like a pagan god or deposed tyrant... and it's obvious... just by looking at him... that he's got some pretty heavy things on his mind."

[That-Guy]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
Routh: (sigh) That tears it! I'm gonna kick the costumer's overrated ass! What did she even take measurements for? One minute she has me dressed in a wet suit that's so tight it cuts of blood circulation to my balls and then the next thing I know she sticks me in a business suit so big it could fit f**king John Goodman!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
Routh: (sigh) That tears it! I'm gonna kick the costumer's overrated ass! What did she even take measurements for? One minute she has me dressed in a wet suit that's so tight it cuts of blood circulation to my balls and then the next thing I know she sticks me in a business suit so big it could fit f**king John Goodman!!!
Bwahahahahahaha!

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/superman-returns-7.jpg
RICHARD: "What kind of tasteless individual likes 'Tarzan Boy'?"
CLARK: "I do!"
JIMMY: "Uh-oh."

[Morgoth]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
"Keep walking, keep walking, no one will notice I'm wearing a diaper."

[Morgoth]

http://www.scottkoon.org/images/Superman.jpg

"I hope they think this is just a dramatic pose, I have to pick the underwear outta' my crack."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/svw.jpg
SUPERMAN: "That's for calling me 'Bruce' in bed last night!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.scottkoon.org/images/Superman.jpg
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.scottkoon.org/images/Superman.jpg
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
Hahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.scottkoon.org/images/Superman.jpg

"I hope they think this is just a dramatic pose, I have to pick the underwear outta' my crack."
Nyehehehehehehehe

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.scottkoon.org/images/Superman.jpg
REEVE: "Michael Keaton ain't got nothin' on me."

[Steelsheen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/svw.jpg
SUPERMAN: "That's for calling me 'Bruce' in bed last night!"

ouch! from which story is that?

[Dr. Fate]

ouch! from which story is that?
Don't know; found it on the post your worst or silly Superman pics thread in the Comics Superman section.

[Morgoth]

NyeheheheheheheheGlad ya' liked it.

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/svw.jpg
SUPERMAN: "That's for calling me 'Bruce' in bed last night!" Bwahahahahhahahaha!

[Morgoth]

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
"Welcome to the jungle baby, you're gonna' die."

[Morgoth]

http://www.calendarlive.com/media/photo/2006-01/21387393.jpg
Clark:"Hmm, that movie about my life didn't make as much money as they thought, but still good, and got alot of great reviews."






http://www.calendarlive.com/media/photo/2006-01/21387711.jpg

And even though your movie made more money, my movie was more entertaining, and didn't have any akward moments."
http://www.sonypictures.at/filme/spider-man/img/char_spiderman.jpg

"Waaaaaaaaahhhh!"

http://www.calendarlive.com/media/photo/2006-01/21387778.jpg

"Oh yeah, and I look better in glasses."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
"Welcome to the jungle baby, you're gonna' die."
Hehehehehehe

Now in pretty much the same vein -

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
"Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games."

I probably should have used that pic for "Tarzan Boy" instead of the one with Routh walking away from the phone booth, but now I'm gonna have to wait like an eon until everyone forgets the other one.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Lana_A-T.jpg
LANA LANG: "You're not exactly... normal, are you?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Supermanreeve5.jpg
SUPERMAN: "It's not exactly a normal world, is it?"

[TrailerCues]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg

Eddie - What the hell the Hulk is up there, Batman next to him, the X-Men on top of them & the Fantastic Four to the right & your right there, Blade also we are missing someone

Spider-Man - Hey there he is I am going to go & tackle him & beat his ass for being late & not getting into costume

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg


Clark - Oh ****

[ultimatefan]

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
Hah, Lois will love this flower... Waitaminute, is that Evangeline Lily wearing a thong there?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg

Eddie - What the hell the Hulk is up there, Batman next to him, the X-Men on top of them & the Fantastic Four to the right & your right there, Blade also we are missing someone

Spider-Man - Hey there he is I am going to go & tackle him & beat his ass for being late & not getting into costume

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg


Clark - Oh ****
Bwahahahahahahaha

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I gotta say Florida looks great after a hurricane."

[ultimatefan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Lana_A-T.jpg
Stop looking at me like that, I´m your mom!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Supermanreeve5.jpg
Only twenty years from now, babe...

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Lana_A-T.jpg
Stop looking at me like that, I´m your mom!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Supermanreeve5.jpg
Only twenty years from now, babe...
Bwahahahahaha - brilliant. :woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
SUPERMAN [blissfully out of it]: "I'm not even supposed to be here today..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Supermanreeve5.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Excuse me while I whip this out."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Lana_A-T.jpg
LANA: ":wow: :o"

[Morgoth]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Lana_A-T.jpg
LANA LANG: "You're not exactly... normal, are you?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Supermanreeve5.jpg
SUPERMAN: "It's not exactly a normal world, is it?"I love it!!!:heart:

[Morgoth]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg

Superman:"Have you theen my thtapler?"

[Dr. Fate]

I love it!!!:heart:
Thanks Morgoth. :word:

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg

Superman:"Have you theen my thtapler?"
Hehehehe. Is that a reference to Sylvester the speech impaired cat?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hmm... I don't know why, but I can't seem to get that 'Tarzan Boy' song by Baltimora out of my head."

[That-Guy]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
It's a bittersweet symphony that's life
Try to make ends meet, you're a slave to money than you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
Ya' know the one that takes ya' to the places where all the veins meet, yeah...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
It's a bittersweet symphony that's life
Try to make ends meet, you're a slave to money than you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
Ya' know the one that takes ya' to the places where all the veins meet, yeah...
Is that from a song?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
ROUTH: "When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go Down Town. When you've got worries all the noise and the hurries seems to help I know Down Town. Just listen to the music and the traffic in the city, linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty, how can you lose? The lights are much brighter there, you can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go Down Town, things'll be great when you're Down Town, no finer place for sure, Down Town, everything's waiting for you. Down Town..."

[lordofthenerds]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
Superman: Do you like it when I lower my hand like this Lana?
Lana (thinking): Just ignore him and he'll go away...just ignore him and he'll go away...just ignore him and he'll go away...

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe. Funny one, Lord of the Nerds.

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
REEVE: "What? They waited till after I died to release the Donner cut of Superman II? Aw, you guys suck!"

[wiegeabo]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg

Superman: "Lana, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Lana: "I need an adult! I need an adult!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg

Superman: "Lana, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Lana: "I need an adult! I need an adult!"
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
SUPERMAN: ""Ooh baby, now let's get down tonight. Baby, I'm hot just like an oven, I need some lovin', and baby, I can't hold it much longer. It's getting stronger and stronger, and when I get that feeling I want Sexual Healing. Sexual Healing, oh baby, makes me feel so fine. Helps to relieve my mind. Sexual Healing baby, is good for me. Sexual Healing is something that's good for me. Whenever blue tear drops are falling and my emotional stability is leaving me, there is something I can do, I can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and, honey I know you'll be there to heal me. The love you give to me will free me, if you don't know the things you're feeling, oh I can tell you, darling, that it's Sexual Healing. Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, let's make love tonight. Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, 'cos you do it right..."
LANA: ":o"

[I Am The Knight]

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
SUPERMAN: ""Ooh baby, now let's get down tonight. Baby, I'm hot just like an oven, I need some lovin', and baby, I can't hold it much longer. It's getting stronger and stronger, and when I get that feeling I want Sexual Healing. Sexual Healing, oh baby, makes me feel so fine. Helps to relieve my mind. Sexual Healing baby, is good for me. Sexual Healing is something that's good for me. Whenever blue tear drops are falling and my emotional stability is leaving me, there is something I can do, I can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and, honey I know you'll be there to heal me. The love you give to me will free me, if you don't know the things you're feeling, oh I can tell you, darling, that it's Sexual Healing. Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, let's make love tonight. Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, 'cos you do it right..."
LANA: ":o"

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Dr. Fate]

BWAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you, I Am The Knight.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
SAM RAIMI [OS]: "Okay Topher, scream like you're really scared!"
TOPHER GRACE: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
CHRIS REEVE: "Topher looks like such a retard up there."

[Morgoth]

Hehehehe. Is that a reference to Sylvester the speech impaired cat?No, the guy from Office Space, I was going to do it in a planet pic of Clark and Lois in the office but I just thought this was funny too.:word:

[Morgoth]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

Clark:"Have you theen my thtapler?"

Lois:"No."

Clark:"Okay but, I'm gonna' have ta' burn down the building."

[Morgoth]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg

Clark:"Time to bury King Kong's turd here."

[Morgoth]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/stm-railway.jpg

"Drivin' that train high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch your speed, trouble ahead, trouble behind, and you know that notion just crossed my mind."


-The Grateful Dead.

[Morgoth]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8906/shrank1kf.jpg

Supes:"You gotta' admit, I make this look good."

[Morgoth]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
Spidey:"Oh, I'm gonna' squeeze Superman's nuts so hard."

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
Superman:"Try it and I'll shove this flower up your butt!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/stm-railway.jpg
Can you believe this only pays 8 bucks an hour, no benefits? ****ty Union...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
Spidey:"Oh, I'm gonna' squeeze Superman's nuts so hard."

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
Superman:"Try it and I'll shove this flower up your butt!"
Hahahahahaha.

I also like the one about the ***ty Union, Ultimate fan.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
TOPHER GRACE: "Oh no! Red's come back to shove his foot up my ass!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Don't worry Topher, I'll save you! With a little help from my buddy Superman! Right Supes?"


http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Screw it man, I've got my own problems."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
Superman: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Jungle life, I'm far away from nowhere. On my own, like Tarzan Boy. Hide and seek, I play along while crossing the forest. Monkey business on a sunny afternoon. Jungle life, I'm living in the open. Native beat that carries on. Burning bright, a fire that blows the signal to the sky. I sit and wonder does the message get to you? Night to night, gimme the other, gimme the other chance tonight. Gimme the other, gimme the other night to night. Night to night, gimme the other, gimme the other world. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Jungle life, you're far away from nothing. It's alright, you won't miss home. Take a chance, leave everything behind you. Come and join me, you won't be sorry. It's easy to survive. Jungle life, we're living in the open. All alone like Tarzan Boy. Hide and seek, we play along while rushing across the forest on a sunny afternoon..."

Sorry, but I couldn't resist. Not when Supes was in the actual jungle there.

[Morgoth]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
TOPHER GRACE: "Oh no! Red's come back to shove his foot up my ass!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Don't worry Topher, I'll save you! With a little help from my buddy Superman! Right Supes?"


http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Screw it man, I've got my own problems."LOL.

[Morgoth]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg

Clark:"Great, Frodo destroys the Dark Tower and I'm stuck cleaning up his mess!"

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahaha.

I also like the one about the ***ty Union, Ultimate fan.
Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg

Clark: Oh, man, so that´s what happens when I´m under the effect of blue kryptonite and eat a burrito...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg

Clark:"Great, Frodo destroys the Dark Tower and I'm stuck cleaning up his mess!"
Bwahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/stm-railway.jpg
SUPERMAN: "People all over the world, join hands, start a love train, love train..."

[Morgoth]

BwahahahahaGlad you liked it.:woot: I liked yours with the train track.

[Morgoth]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/stm-railway.jpg
"Captain Marvel, you're suppose to put a penny on the tracks, not me!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/stm-railway.jpg
"Captain Marvel, you're suppose to put a penny on the tracks, not me!"
Damn that Captain Marvel! :whatever:

BTW, I like the one about Lois eating crackers in bed. Who knew she had such strange fetishes?

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
CLARK: "Lois, the first step in making a recovery is to admit that you have a problem."
LOIS: "Eating crackers in bed is not an addiction that merits rehab!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_sgrover_7.jpg

It turns out Superboy was a clone of Superman and Beast.

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
LOIS: "No I will *not* pay you five thousand dollars for sex!"
CLARK: "Oh come on Lois, you're getting something in return and I'm getting a bowling team. It's win-win."
LOIS: "It's sick! Besides, I don't have that kind of money to spend on sex."

[Morgoth]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/mehzeb/lois_perry.jpg

"Jimmy, can you shut the hell up back there for five seconds, I'm talking!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
CLARK: "I don't have a thousand dollars."
LOIS: "Then what good are you?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I've got a minute Lana - think you can fit me in?"
LANA LANG [thinking]: "Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts..."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Michaeljacksonmugshot.png
MICHAEL JACKSON: "Won't you be my friend?"

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg
LANA LANG [still thinking]: "Damn it, that's too unsexy!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
Superman: Geez, a Starbucks here?

[Cats]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg

Clark: So... this is what a Kryptonian furball looks like.

[Pickle-El]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/DaBadGuy82/tom_cruise_crazy_darkfel.jpg

'SUPERMAN RETURNS RUUUUUUUUUUUUuULZ'

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/DaBadGuy82/tom_cruise_crazy_darkfel.jpg

'SUPERMAN RETURNS RUUUUUUUUUUUUuULZ'
Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha

Cats, Ultimatefan, you guys got good ones too.

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
CLARK: "Is it true that the female orgasm is a myth?"
LOIS: "Shut up your 4-eyed pervert!:cmad:"
CLARK: "I'll take that as a yes.:word:"

[Cats]

Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha

Cats, Ultimatefan, you guys got good ones too.
Heh thanks.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois: What? Aren't all reporters supposed to already know how to create a new document in Microsoft Word? Wait a minute... how did you even get this job?

[Cats]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6200/normalpremiere050600013cz.jpg

*large explosion*
Martha: Boy! How many times do I have to tell you not to light a fire with a diesel tank?
Clark: But Ma!
Martha: Ok hush, I forgive you.
Farmer John: Help! The Japanese are invading!

[That-Guy]

uh...

[Dr. Fate]

Heh thanks.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg

Lois: What? Aren't all reporters supposed to already know how to create a new document in Microsoft Word? Wait a minute... how did you even get this job?
Hahahahahaha - nice. :word:

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight..."

[y2jversion1]

"Um, honey...someone wants to talk to you."
Brandon: "Yeah, who?..."


Tom: "Time to die, mother****er."


Brandon: "Oh, ****..."

Continuing...


Welling: I got backup, super-biotch!

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9444/ateamop6.jpg

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3903/superrouthlz5.jpg
Routh: Bring it mofos! I got ponytail-man with me

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/782/blackwoman1os5.jpg
..says Mr T's mom to Routh

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9636/donttalkshtqn7.jpg
Mr T: I pity da foo who pussify Supaman!

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4576/routhnew2vc2.jpg
Teary Eyed Routh: But..but...

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/7462/kalpennlt6.jpg
Kumar: Aw don't listen to them Brandon.. now how bout we grab some White Castle and smoke a few blunts?

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2638/routhnew2ho3.jpg
Routh: Effin-A Kumar, Effin-A! BTW, how do you spell Kumar anyways? Like with five O's and two U's?

Routh & Kumar leave riding a cheetah.

[Dr. Fate]

Continuing...


Welling: I got backup, super-biotch!

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9444/ateamop6.jpg

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3903/superrouthlz5.jpg
Routh: Bring it mofos! I got ponytail-man with me

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/782/blackwoman1os5.jpg
..says Mr T's mom to Routh

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9636/donttalkshtqn7.jpg
Mr T: I pity da foo who pussify Supaman!

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4576/routhnew2vc2.jpg
Teary Eyed Routh: But..but...

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/7462/kalpennlt6.jpg
Kumar: Aw don't listen to them Brandon.. now how bout we grab some White Castle and smoke a few blunts?

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2638/routhnew2ho3.jpg
Routh: Effin-A Kumar, Effin-A! BTW, how do you spell Kumar anyways? Like with five O's and two U's?

Routh & Kumar leave riding a cheetah.
Hahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6716/071wf.jpg
PARKER POSEY: "I need an adult! I need an adult!"
SUPERMAN: ":cmad:"

[Bad Superman]

You will not want to believe. . . . again.


http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/5144/24550270as9.jpg



Indian Superman Returns

[TrailerCues]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
Bwahahahahaha

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
LOIS LANE: "How am I supposed to get my fix for Pirates of the Caribbean 3 when Johnny Depp doesn't even live to complete it?!"
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4576/routhnew2vc2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I... didn't think that far ahead, Lois..."

[ultimatefan]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
I liked the movie but I have to agree that that is funny...

[ultimatefan]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg[/QUOTE]
Lois: Just because I whispered to you that HE was Jason´s real dad? Yeah, REALLY mature...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
LOIS LANE: "Look, we're all mad that Pirates 2 beat the crap out of us at the box office, but wasn't killing Johnny Depp just a little extreme?"
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4576/routhnew2vc2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Not really."

[ultimatefan]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
LOIS LANE: Good Lord, why didn´t you boys just put it on the table and measured it?

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4576/routhnew2vc2.jpg
SUPERMAN: Huh Lois, you know that wouldn´t have been a good idea...

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
LOIS: Oh yeah, I forgot...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
LOIS LANE: Good Lord, why didn´t you boys just put it on the table and measured it?

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4576/routhnew2vc2.jpg
SUPERMAN: Huh Lois, you know that wouldn´t have been a good idea...

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
LOIS: Oh yeah, I forgot...
Hehehehehehehe

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS: "You called me 'Lana' in bed you bastard of steel!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
LOIS LANE: "Why Supes, why?!"

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4576/routhnew2vc2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "He bad mouthed Christopher Reeve. I had no choice."

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
LOIS: ":csad:"

[ultimatefan]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
LOIS LANE: Oh great, now they´re gonna finish Pirates 3 with a CGI Johnny Depp and it´s gonna make two billions at the box office!

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4576/routhnew2vc2.jpg
SUPERMAN: Yeah, but think about it, I´m gonna have one of those trial of the century things, then the same juri that absolved OJ absolves me, I sell the rights for a fortune, they make a movie out of it with someone else playing me, and I don´t even need to make no frikking movies anymore!

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
LOIS LANE: Ohmygod, that´s ****ing brilliant...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
LOIS LANE: Oh great, now they´re gonna finish Pirates 3 with a CGI Johnny Depp and it´s gonna make two billions at the box office!

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4576/routhnew2vc2.jpg
SUPERMAN: Yeah, but think about it, I´m gonna have one of those trial of the century things, then the same juri that absolved OJ absolves me, I sell the rights for a fortune, they make a movie out of it with someone else playing me, and I don´t even need to make no frikking movies anymore!

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8730/000mx7.jpg
LOIS LANE: Ohmygod, that´s ****ing brilliant...
Hahahahaha

http://members.aol.com/dessecator/supes41.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You know it's you Babe. Whenever I get weary and I've had enough, feel like giving up, you know it's you Babe, giving me the courage and the strength I need. Please believe that it's true Babe, I love you..."

[KalMart]

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg

"Some people think Batman's crazy, others call him a vigilante....I just think he's misunderstood...and I'm gonna prove it."

[KalMart]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/S3EVILSUPERMAN.jpg

Supes: Now when I snap my fingers, you'll forget all about this afternoon...and last night, and last week, and that time on Mt. Everest.....

[KalMart]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/6530/supermansmkyok2.jpg

Martha: Claaaarrrk......? I smell that funny smoke again...you can't fool me, young man...what're you hiding behind your ba-..?..CLARK...!

[Morgoth]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6200/normalpremiere050600013cz.jpg

Ma Kent:"No no honey, take your hands off your privates. We don't do that in front of our Mommy."

[Morgoth]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6200/normalpremiere050600013cz.jpg

Ma Kent:"No no honey, take your hands off your privates. We don't do that in front of our Mommy."

[blksuperman2]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6200/normalpremiere050600013cz.jpg

Ma Kent:"No no honey, take your hands off your privates. We don't do that in front of our Mommy."

Now that's funny.:woot: :woot:

[Dr. Fate]

Now that's funny.:woot: :woot:
Yes it is.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.capedwonder.com/images/picture-folder/images/sII/bird_of_paradise1.jpg
REEVE: "I wonder sometimes if it was a mistake to turn down American Gigolo, The Bounty, Romancing The Stone, The Running Man, Total Recall..."

[Morgoth]

Now that's funny.:woot: :woot:Glad you liked it. :yay:

[Morgoth]

Yes it is.Aw, shucks. :cwink:

[ultimatefan]

edit

[ultimatefan]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6200/normalpremiere050600013cz.jpg

Ma Kent:"No no honey, take your hands off your privates. We don't do that in front of our Mommy."
Hehehe, perfect caption for the picture...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg
BATMAN & LOIS: "Yikes!"
SUPERMAN: "What the f***?"
BATMAN: "Uh... hi Supes."
SUPERMAN: "Bats?"
BATMAN: "Just giving Lois a little uh..."
LOIS: "Comfort."
BATMAN: "While you were gone."
SUPERMAN: "Uh-huh."
BATMAN: "You're gonna beat me up now, aren't ya?"
SUPERMAN: "Yep."
BATMAN: "I'm boned, aren't I?"
SUPERMAN: "Yep."

[ultimatefan]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg
BATMAN & LOIS: "Yikes!"
SUPERMAN: "What the f***?"
BATMAN: "Uh... hi Supes."
SUPERMAN: "Bats?"
BATMAN: "Just giving Lois a little uh..."
LOIS: "Comfort."
BATMAN: "While you were gone."
SUPERMAN: "Uh-huh."
BATMAN: "You're gonna beat me up now, aren't ya?"
SUPERMAN: "Yep."
BATMAN: "I'm boned, aren't I?"
SUPERMAN: "Yep."
Hehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg
BATMAN: I swear, Clark, I thought the spotlight was the bat-signal...
SUPERMAN: In Metropolis?
BATMAN: Uh, yeah, you know, in these five years...
SUPERMAN: Without the bat symbol on it?
BATMAN: Well, the budget here is a little shorter...
SUPERMAN: And why is Lois here instead of the police comissioner?
BATMAN (points): Look, it´s Luthor over there!
SUPERMAN (turns around): Where?
SUPERMAN (turns back, Batman disappeared): Damn, Gordon is right, it´s a pain in the ass when he does that!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg
BATMAN: I swear, Clark, I thought the spotlight was the bat-signal...
SUPERMAN: In Metropolis?
BATMAN: Uh, yeah, you know, in these five years...
SUPERMAN: Without the bat symbol on it?
BATMAN: Well, the budget here is a little shorter...
SUPERMAN: And why is Lois here instead of the police comissioner?
BATMAN (points): Look, it´s Luthor over there!
SUPERMAN (turns around): Where?
SUPERMAN (turns back, Batman disappeared): Damn, Gordon is right, it´s a pain in the ass when he does that!
Nyahahahahahahahaha!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX: "Shrinkage!"

[That-Guy]

http://superherouniverse.com/christmas/santa-claus.jpg
...and just when you thought Bryan Singer's plans for the Superman Returns sequel couldn't get any worse...

[That-Guy]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6200/normalpremiere050600013cz.jpg
Mommy! General Zod kicked me in the balls! It hurts SOOOOO bad, mommy!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6200/normalpremiere050600013cz.jpg
Mommy! General Zod kicked me in the balls! It hurts SOOOOO bad, mommy!!!
Bwahahahahaha!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6200/normalpremiere050600013cz.jpg
MA KENT: "Stop touching yourself! Show some self-control! What are you, an animal?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.tonyznet.com/wonderwoman/wallpaper/superman1024.jpg
SUPERMAN: "It's not that I don't love you. You know how much I do. And it's not that I've found someone to take the place of you. It's just the fear that lives within me everytime you touch my hand and a dread that shakes my body that even I don't understand. So I'm leaving (I'm leaving, yes I am). This time I'm playin' it smart (I'm leaving, yes I am). I'm gonna walk away from a love (walk away from love) before love breaks my heart.
(I'm gonna walk away from a love)
(gonna walk away, gonna walk away)
(gonna walk away, gonna walk away)..."

[That-Guy]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
Hey Kitty, check this out! I found this Armani suit and trenchcoat in the ocean! And somehow it's not even wet!

[That-Guy]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5983/06gf.jpg
ALL: Ugh, "Lost" still sucks.

[Bad Superman]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns10/behindthescenes21.jpg

SUPERMAN: Whew. . . what a long day. . .I wanted to spend more time with Jason, but those darn parental visits are way too short. It's good to know Lois hired an experienced nanny to take care of Jason tonight. I wish I would've met her before leaving.



MEANWHILE, IN METROPOLIS. . .


http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9949/super05supermanreturnsxralm5.jpg

JASON: I'M HUNGRY !!!!!

NANNY (IN THE KITCHEN): Almost done, Munchkin. We're having burritos.

JASON: Burritos!!!! YEEEEEEYY!!!!!




http://www.gamblinggates.com/Files/Content/Jacko_Jackson_trial39021/michael-jackson.jpg

NANNY (TO HIMSELF): Wait 'til we get to dessert. . . Eeeeheeee. . . .

[That-Guy]

WHOOOOAA... That is SO wrong. Bad Superman, you are a genius. :D

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/aos-1950s/shayne3.jpg
Inspector: We finally found him, Supes! He´s hidden in a lead-covered bunker inside a cave in the border between Pakistan and India!
Superman: Finally... JON PETERS, YOUR ASS IS MINE!

[Dr. Fate]

WHOOOOAA... That is SO wrong. Bad Superman, you are a genius. :D
I second that.

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns10/behindthescenes21.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Still can't get the hang of this rubber cape..."

[Morgoth]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns2/LEXLUTHOR_ICON146.jpg

"What do ya' mean I have to poop in the sand?!"

[dark_b]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns10/behindthescenes21.jpg

SUPERMAN: Whew. . . what a long day. . .I wanted to spend more time with Jason, but those darn parental visits are way too short. It's good to know Lois hired an experienced nanny to take care of Jason tonight. I wish I would've met her before leaving.



MEANWHILE, IN METROPOLIS. . .


http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9949/super05supermanreturnsxralm5.jpg

JASON: I'M HUNGRY !!!!!

NANNY (IN THE KITCHEN): Almost done, Munchkin. We're having burritos.

JASON: Burritos!!!! YEEEEEEYY!!!!!




http://www.gamblinggates.com/Files/Content/Jacko_Jackson_trial39021/michael-jackson.jpg

NANNY (TO HIMSELF): Wait 'til we get to dessert. . . Eeeeheeee. . . .
i am scareed of this guy(is he even a guy? )

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns10/behindthescenes21.jpg
SUPERMAN: RIIIIIIIIIIIIDI, PAGLIAAAAAAAAAAACCOOOOOO...

[Alonsovich]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3903/superrouthlz5.jpg

GUY: What the hell happened to your hair, Superman?

SUPERMAN: I asked for gel from a friend of mine because I ran out of it...

GUY: And who the hell would make you such an awful suggestion...?


http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040519/123241__mary_l.jpg

MARY: Hello, guys...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/8826/supermanmovie054xw.jpg
SUPER MARIO MAN: "Yaaaaaaaawn... oh man, how long have I been out of it? I don't remember having a mustache..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/aos-1950s/shayne3.jpg
Inspector: We finally found him, Supes! He´s hidden in a lead-covered bunker inside a cave in the border between Pakistan and India!
Superman: Finally... JON PETERS, YOUR ASS IS MINE!
Bwahahahahahahahaha!

[Bad Superman]

WHOOOOAA... That is SO wrong. Bad Superman, you are a genius. :D

Thanx :woot: :cmad:

I second that.

:cmad: :up:


i am scareed of this guy(is he even a guy? )

Michael Jackson is an IT. ;)

:cmad:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
ROUTH: "Die Hard 4 filming in Baltimore? Oh why God, why?!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg
SUPERMAN: How could you do this to me?!?
BATMAN: C´mon, you didn´t think she´d settle for Cyclops, did you? This lady bangs royalty...

[TrailerCues]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3109/098nl6.jpg

Superman - So tell me Lois what movie set do you want me to visit & destroy

Lois - Rocky 6

[Dr. Fate]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg
SUPERMAN: How could you do this to me?!?
BATMAN: C´mon, you didn´t think she´d settle for Cyclops, did you? This lady bangs royalty...
Bwahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3109/098nl6.jpg

Superman - So tell me Lois what movie set do you want me to visit & destroy

Lois - Rocky 6
Bwahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns10/behindthescenes21.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Damn Fortress of Solitude, I can never find anything around here... where'd I leave that Corellian Death Ray?"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/broadway/broadway3.jpg
Superman: So you wanted a fight in the sequel, didn´t ya? Well, this is all our new budget can afford!
Lady: Please...cough... I just... cough... Clean the studio set...

[Dr. Fate]

Hahaha. Funny stuff U-Fan.http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/broadway/broadway3.jpg
LADY: "Come see the violence inherent in the system! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help help! I'm being repressed/oppressed!"
SUPERMAN: "Bloody peasant!"

[I Am The Knight]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3109/098nl6.jpg

Superman - So tell me Lois what movie set do you want me to visit & destroy

Lois - Rocky 6

LOL!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns10/behindthescenes21.jpg
ROUTH: "Stella!"

[Immortalfire]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
Clark: Bruce Wayne's daily schedule revealed. Hmm, let's see: "9am, count my money. 10am, count my money. 11am, count my money...."

[Cats]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

Kal El: (reading) "P... Po... Peter a.. and Ja... Jane gh... go tuh... to t... the maa... mer... marrrr... market!"

Jor El: (in Kryptonian) "Well done son. Now you are fluent enough in American to rule the world!"

[Cats]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3109/098nl6.jpg

Superman: Lois... you know how I feel about you...

Lois: Oh gawd! Have you ever heard of mouth wash?

Superman: ...Sorry.

[Cats]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

Superman: Easy does it Batman, give Lois back to me. I don't wanna have to hurt you.

Batman: You fly the tumbler back from the North pole first!

Superman: You forced me into having to do that! Do you know the number of traffic rules you're violating driving that contraption?

Batman: Oh yeah? And do you know the number of flight rules you're violating per day while you zip round the world at the speed of light?

Lois: Erm... I'd hate to interrupt this conversation...

[Cats]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_returns/frank_langella/supes2.jpg

Perry White: Uh huh, uh huh! You can't touch this.

[Cats]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_returns/_group_photos/kal_penn31.jpg

Kitty: Hey Lexxxx... I think I see something.

http://www.joeythefilmgeek.com/reviews2/pirates.jpg

Jack Sparrow: Aye aye Will, I suspect we need not go hungry tonight!

[Cats]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/_group_photos/daniel_gillies1.jpg

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_returns/sam_huntington/supes1.jpg

Jimmy Oleson: Wait a minute... this isn't my camera.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/tobey_maguire/spiderman4.jpg

Peter Parker: hmm... didn't I remember this camera to be a 10x optical zoom, not a 20? Well, no matter. The shots are turning out great!

[Cats]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_returns/_group_photos/brandon_routh12.jpg

Kevin Spacey: So you shove the kryptonite up your nostril thrice daily. Remember to breathe deeply. And voila! The stuffy nose is gone within a day or so.

Bryan Singer: !!! Is that so?

Brandon Routh: I think I'm gonna be sick...

[Bad Superman]

Another husband. Another wife. A millionaire. A proposal.


http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

INDECENT PROPOSAL II:

HEARTS OF STEEL

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
Clark: Bruce Wayne's daily schedule revealed. Hmm, let's see: "9am, count my money. 10am, count my money. 11am, count my money...."
:woot:

All of yours were good too, Cats. I especially like the Pirates of the Caribbean and Indecent Proposal pics.

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/8826/supermanmovie054xw.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Mustaches are not out of style damn it!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
Clark: Wow, Pirates Of The Caribbean 2 is playing! I can´t miss that movie!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
Clark: Wow, Pirates Of The Caribbean 2 is playing! I can´t miss that movie!
Bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3109/098nl6.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey Lois, lets hit that rib joint down there in Detroit."

[Bad Superman]

:woot:

All of yours were good too, Cats. I especially like the Pirates of the Caribbean and Indecent Proposal pics.



Thanx. See you at the rib joint in Detroit. :woot:

[Dr. Fate]

Thanx. See you at the rib joint in Detroit. :woot:
Word.

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg
JASON: "The leprechaun tells me to set things on fire."

[Dr. Fate]

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg
SUPERMAN: "Holy crap! How the Hell did I just get ***** smacked upside the head by Tobey Maguire?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Quit complaining - it's better than having your ass handed to you by Topher Grace!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Thanks!:up:

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks!:up:
Anytime.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/bios/heroes/superman/09.jpg
CLARK: "The 'S' stands for sexy, as in I'm too sexy for my shirt..."

[Bad Superman]

http://img351.imageshack.us/img351/4139/bg03sj1.jpg

SUPERMAN (THINKING): Geez. . . Take off took a bit longer than usual. Gotta switch to Bud Light.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img351.imageshack.us/img351/4139/bg03sj1.jpg

SUPERMAN (THINKING): Geez. . . Take off took a bit longer than usual. Gotta switch to Bud Light.
Nyahahaha.

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/broadway/broadway3.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What'd you say about my mama?!"

[Morgoth]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"Oh, Dick Tracy had an Anniversary."

[Morgoth]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/broadway/broadway3.jpg
Superman :"I said, give me all of your Pot!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/bios/heroes/superman/09.jpg

"I feel so dirty, having to take this second job as a male stripper."

[Morgoth]

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg

Superman:"Okay Spidey, I gave you your birthday present, I let you hit me and made it look like it hurt. Now go back home to Aunt May."

[Dr. Fate]

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg

Superman:"Okay Spidey, I gave you your birthday present, I let you hit me and made it look like it hurt. Now go back home to Aunt May."
Bwahahahahahaha!

The male stripper one was funny too.

http://members.aol.com/dessecator/supes41.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen. Tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in this time and show me some affection. We're going for those pleasures in the night. I want to love you, feel you, wrap myself around you. I want to squeeze you, please you, I just can't get enough. And if you move real slow, I'll let it go. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it..."

[ultimatefan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
Damn, I need to catch up with a five-year absence... WHERE ARE THE ****ING ESCORT ADS?!?

[Dr. Fate]

Escort Ads... nyehehehe.

http://members.aol.com/dessecator/supes41.jpg
SUPERMAN: "If you want my body and ya think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know. If you really need me, just reach out and touch me. Come on honey tell me so..."

[ultimatefan]

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg
SUPERMAN: Dammit, you weren´t kidding when you said that suit rides up in the crotch...

[ultimatefan]

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg
SUPERMAN: Dammit, you weren´t kidding when you said that suit of yours rides up in the crotch...

[Dr. Fate]

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg
SUPERMAN: Dammit, you weren´t kidding when you said that suit of yours rides up in the crotch...
Nyahahahahahahahahaha

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg
SPIDER-MAN: "Spoon!"
SUPERMAN: "Spoon?! Who the Hell are you, the Tick?!"

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/christopherreeve/christreevesup6.jpg
SUPERMAN: "There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."

[Morgoth]

http://cache.defamer.com/assets/2006/06/superman-blows.jpg

"I'm a Macho man!"

[Morgoth]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9347/untitled1copy8zh.jpg

Spidey:"Hey man, you got any crack?"

[Morgoth]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

Superman:"Dude vinyl is so much better, now let's all get high and listen to Pink Floyd."

Cop:"I'm in, shine on you crazy Kryptonian."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg
KIRK ALYN: "No, my suit is not padded to make me more imposing!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Scream%20Awards/Scream_015.jpg

"I'm gonna ram this up Singer's ass..."
Hahahahahahaha

http://members.aol.com/dessecator/supes41.jpg
SUPERMAN: "When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me, so stand by me..."

[Bad Superman]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

SUPERMAN: CD's? What's that?


----------------------------------------

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Scream%20Awards/Scream_015.jpg

ROUTH: Now THIS is a toothpick fit for a Superman.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Scream%20Awards/Scream_015.jpg
This is why Krypton´s civilization decayed, they didn´t even know how to make a proper vibrator...

[Bad Superman]

http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/5084/picture13nr1kt0.jpg

SUPERMAN (THINKING TO HIMSELF): I can't wait to see Richard's face.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
REEVE: "It's all in the wrist, folks."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
Lois: Ten inches to the left... No, wait, four inches to the right... Maybe if you pull a little back... No, forward...
Superman (thinking): Don´t throw it on her, don´t throw it on her, don´t throw it on her...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
Lois: Ten inches to the left... No, wait, four inches to the right... Maybe if you pull a little back... No, forward...
Superman (thinking): Don´t throw it on her, don´t throw it on her, don´t throw it on her...
Bwahahahahahahaha

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Supermanreeve5.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Sunshine, blue sky, please go away. My girl has found another, and gone away. With her went my future, my life is filled with gloom, so day after day, I stay locked up in my room. I know to you it might sound strange, butI wish it would rain (oh how I wish that it would rain). Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause so badly I wanna go outside (such a lovely day). Everyone knows that a man ain't supposed to cry, but listen, I got to cry, cuz crying, ooooooooh, is the pain, oh yeah. To the world outside my pain, words could never explain, I just wish it would rain. Day in day out my tear stained face pressed against the window pane. My eyes search the skies desperately for rain 'cause raindrops will hide my teardrops, and no one will eve rknow that I've been cryin' when I go outside. To the world outside my tears, I refuse to explain, I just wish it would rain."

[Dr. Fate]

This caption was originally brought to you by byrd_man at the Justice League Caption Thread. It seemed too funny not to share, so it must be spread around in all appropriate areas. So sit back and marvel at the genius of byrd_man -


http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/bios/heroes/batman/13.jpg

Batman: Can you tell me how to get to Gordon Street?

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7249/supes6gu7.jpg

Supes: Huh, Gordon Street? I use to know a girl on Gordon Street..


http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/bios/heroes/batman/13.jpg

Batman: Could we get a better actor? I know it's a small part but we could do better than this.


http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2032/chris20reeveser7.jpg

Superman: Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I use to know a girl who lived there, when I was young. Not a day goes by that I don't think of that girl and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh five blocks up, two over.



http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/thislittlepiggy/26.jpg

Batman: [choking back tears] Thank you.

[Byrd Man]

This caption was originally brought to you by byrd_man at the Justice League Caption Thread. It seemed too funny not to share, so it must be spread around in all appropriate areas. So sit back and marvel at the genius of byrd_man -

Damn you Fate, I was just about to post that.

[Dr. Fate]

Damn you Fate, I was just about to post that.
Sorry.
:csad: :csad: :csad: :csad: :csad: :csad: :csad:

[Byrd Man]

It's okay, saved me trouble of copy and pasting.

[Dr. Fate]

It's okay, saved me trouble of copy and pasting.We cool then?

http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/5084/picture13nr1kt0.jpg
ROUTH: "I'm Superman!"

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
REEVE: "No you're not."

[Byrd Man]

We cool then?

Sure.

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Scream%20Awards/Scream_015.jpg

"There can only be one."

[Dr. Fate]

Sure.

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Scream%20Awards/Scream_015.jpg

"There can only be one."
Cool. Love the Highlander quote.

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Scream%20Awards/Scream_015.jpg
ROUTH: "There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me-"
http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/5084/picture13nr1kt0.jpg
-"I'm gonna whup your ass."

[Bad Superman]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4629/srt81cu0.jpg

SUPERMAN: Darn it. I just realized I forgot to pay the electric bill.

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http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/120/srt26oo1.jpg

CLARK: Jason. Do you really want to know who your real father is?

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1637/srt89kh5.jpg

JASON: Yes.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/120/srt26oo1.jpg

CLARK: Here’s a picture of him.

http://www.donandmurph.com/chucky.jpg

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/781/srt72rg3.jpg

SUPERMAN: You have two choices: Option A: You leave Richard and come back to me. Option B: You decide to stay with Richard and get “accidentaly” dropped.

[MFM]

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg
This May 4, 2007, Spider-Man will kick Superman's \S/, ONCE & FOR ALL!

[ultimatefan]

edit

[ultimatefan]

http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/5084/picture13nr1kt0.jpg
Superman (thinking): Good God, no... That kid´s gonna tickle my armpit!! I KNOW!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4629/srt81cu0.jpg

SUPERMAN: Darn it. I just realized I forgot to pay the electric bill.

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http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/120/srt26oo1.jpg

CLARK: Jason. Do you really want to know who your real father is?

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1637/srt89kh5.jpg

JASON: Yes.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/120/srt26oo1.jpg

CLARK: Here’s a picture of him.

http://www.donandmurph.com/chucky.jpg

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/781/srt72rg3.jpg

SUPERMAN: You have two choices: Option A: You leave Richard and come back to me. Option B: You decide to stay with Richard and get “accidentaly” dropped.
Bwahahahahahahahaha

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg
SPIDER-MAN: "Gimme your lunch money!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Scream%20Awards/Scream_015.jpg

"This is black Kryptonite, it makes me talk like James Earl Jones."

[Morgoth]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg

"You gotta' admit, I make this look good."

[ultimatefan]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/120/srt26oo1.jpg
Clark: here´s the thing, dear. Everybody thinks you´re a dull whiney kid and they don´t wanna see you anymore.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1637/srt89kh5.jpg
Jason: It means I won´t be in the sequel?

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/120/srt26oo1.jpg
Clark: Well, you kind of are, but... Remember Jar Jar in Attack Of The Clones?

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1637/srt89kh5.jpg
Jason: No.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/120/srt26oo1.jpg
Clark: Exactly.

[blksuperman2]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Scream%20Awards/Scream_015.jpg

"This is black Kryptonite, it makes me talk like James Earl Jones."

BWHAHAHAHAHAHa:word:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/120/srt26oo1.jpg
Clark: here´s the thing, dear. Everybody thinks you´re a dull whiney kid and they don´t wanna see you anymore.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1637/srt89kh5.jpg
Jason: It means I won´t be in the sequel?

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/120/srt26oo1.jpg
Clark: Well, you kind of are, but... Remember Jar Jar in Attack Of The Clones?

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1637/srt89kh5.jpg
Jason: No.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/120/srt26oo1.jpg
Clark: Exactly.
Bahahahahahaha!

Yours were funny too Morgoth.

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
REEVE: "I have more strength in my index finger than Routh has in his entire body!"

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/120/srt26oo1.jpg
ROUTH: "That hurt Chris."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/thebatman/bios/catwoman/02.jpg
SELINA: "I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school..."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/bios/heroes/superman/27.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Any time, Cat-Babe."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/thislittlepiggy/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You bastard!"
http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
SUPERMAN: "That's 'Bastard of Steel' to you."

[Morgoth]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHa:word:Glad you liked it. :cwink:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I can kill a man with this index finger you know."

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg



"Im my day singer ,you didn't need realism..you still don't"

[Morgoth]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Scream%20Awards/Scream_015.jpg

"I will now return the Dark Crystal and restore peace."

[Morgoth]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg



"Im my day singer ,you didn't need realism..you still don't"Right On!

[Morgoth]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

Superman:"Record Player? On my planet this is a washing machine, and a vibrater."

[Morgoth]

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/223/supermanreturns04sm5pl.jpg

"Man, Lex, you really changed in prison."





















http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6449/475876983sm.jpg

[Morgoth]

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg

"I am from the planet Omekron Persy eye eight. Please stop eating Popplers"

[Superman Prime]

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg

"Yes, Lex. I want Cheesey-Poofs."

[Superman Prime]

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pSGvRiHFy59JeK3YiAwCSTx-uFsjUjRLRziI9tJLx_Q5L3zfM2DvyJeKt2ueM0y5bg_ZVSjy1m 9Xxrlz5ARYDCqc05Mdw4cAV-vheSkzMCS52CC3V0-7LvJtQ9v48sOs6rSNez1LI4lF6PP5-ezuTZg
This May 4, 2007, Spider-Man will kick Superman's \S/, ONCE & FOR ALL!


So true. I can't wait!

[Dr. Fate]

So true. I can't wait!
Very true.

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg
REEVE: "You released the Donner Cut of Superman 2 AFTER I died?! Aw you guys suck!"

[Superman Prime]

^ That's funny in a very dark way! :D

[Dr. Fate]

^ That's funny in a very dark way! :D
Thank you.


http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Scream%20Awards/Scream_015.jpg

"I will now return the Dark Crystal and restore peace."
Nyehehehehe

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
REEVE: "Give me the Donner cut or give me death!"

[Superman Prime]

^LOL!


http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg

(speaking to Donner)

"The insurance company won't like what I'm about to do with this car ... But I might put it down if you stop collaborating with Bryan Singer!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
Ouch, I think I broke a nail!

[Dr. Fate]

^LOL!


http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg

(speaking to Donner)

"The insurance company won't like what I'm about to do with this car ... But I might put it down if you stop collaborating with Bryan Singer!"
Bwahahahahahahaha

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman2/i-return2.jpg
http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_1989_filmtv/batman_1989_9.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You play with your balls a lot."
BATMAN: "I do NOT play with my balls."
SUPERMAN: "Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!"
BATMAN: "Are you trying to start a fight?"
SUPERMAN: " No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot."
BATMAN: " You know what'd make me happy?"
SUPERMAN: "Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"

[FanboyX_Returns]

Bwahahahahahahaha

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman2/i-return2.jpg
http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_1989_filmtv/batman_1989_9.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You play with your balls a lot."
BATMAN: "I do NOT play with my balls."
SUPERMAN: "Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!"
BATMAN: "Are you trying to start a fight?"
SUPERMAN: " No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot."
BATMAN: " You know what'd make me happy?"
SUPERMAN: "Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"



HAHAHAHA Love that line from "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles."

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Scream%20Awards/Scream_015.jpg
Brandon: Ok so you said if I stick this in Bryan Singers ear that it will help make him more creative for the upcoming sequel to our Superman Returns movie called "Superman's teenage son: The wonder years" Geeee I don't know if Mr Singer would like me poking around in an opening on his body with a long slick object...

On 2nd thought... :confused:

[Superman Prime]

Bwahahahahahahaha

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman2/i-return2.jpg
http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_1989_filmtv/batman_1989_9.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You play with your balls a lot."
BATMAN: "I do NOT play with my balls."
SUPERMAN: "Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!"
BATMAN: "Are you trying to start a fight?"
SUPERMAN: " No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot."
BATMAN: " You know what'd make me happy?"
SUPERMAN: "Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"


;)

Name this referance:


http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman2/i-return2.jpg


"You can milk just about anything with nipples."


http://www.space-debris.com/bat_clooney.jpg

"I have nipples, Supes, could you milk me?"

[Dr. Fate]

;)

Name this referance:


http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman2/i-return2.jpg


"You can milk just about anything with nipples."


http://www.space-debris.com/bat_clooney.jpg

"I have nipples, Supes, could you milk me?"
I'm afraid that one went right over my head. :csad:

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman2/i-return2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm your worst nightmare."
http://www.digiturk.gen.tr/tema/Film/IMAGE/bryan_singer.jpg
BRYAN SINGER: "No you're not. My worst nightmare is to wake up and find that my penis is gone."
http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman2/i-return2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Okay, I'm not your worst nightmare, but I'm right up there."

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Its from meet the parents.

[Dr. Fate]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_1989_filmtv/batman_1989_9.jpghttp://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
BATMAN: "You're a degenerate."
SUPERMAN: "Oh yeah? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of jello?"
BATMAN: "You did not!"
SUPERMAN: "Yes I did. You know it's true."
BATMAN: "Yeah, well... it was hot and I was hungry."
SUPERMAN: "Uh-huh."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman2/i-return2.jpg
SUPERMAN: I'm your worst nightmare.
http://www.digiturk.gen.tr/tema/Film/IMAGE/bryan_singer.jpg
BRYAN SINGER: No you're not. My worst nightmare is to be left alone in a room full of Superman fanboys.
http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman2/i-return2.jpg
SUPERMAN: Oh... Actually, that´s mine too. Those people are creepy...

[Showtime]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
That's ALL STATE'S stand...are you in good hands?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
That's ALL STATE'S stand...are you in good hands?
Hehehehehehehehe

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "This is why you should switch to GEICO."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8867/superdoushe00000mk5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
ROUTH: "Bryan, dude, this is so NOT a good look for me!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://members.aol.com/dessecator/supes41.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm, I'm so in love with you. Whatever you want to do is alright with me 'cause you make me feel so brand new and I want to spend my life with you. Me sayin' since, baby, since we've been together. Ooo, loving you forever is what I need. Let me, be the one you come running to. I'll never be untrue. Ooo baby, let's, let's stay together. Loving you whether, whether times are good or bad, happy or sad..."

[blksuperman2]

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8867/superdoushe00000mk5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
ROUTH: "Bryan, dude, this is so NOT a good look for me!"

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH !!!!

[Dr. Fate]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH !!!!
Thanks. I found it in the Spider-Man 3 caption this thread.

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm here for the gang bang."

[Bad Superman]

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/7149/untitled1no9.jpg

SUPERMAN: So. . .(Funky 70's music begins playing in the background). . .I've heard you've been a very naughty girl. . . .

[Dr. Fate]

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/7149/untitled1no9.jpg

SUPERMAN: So. . .(Funky 70's music begins playing in the background). . .I've heard you've been a very naughty girl. . . .
Nyehehehehehehe

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/7149/untitled1no9.jpg
LOIS LANE: "What's come over you?"
SUPERMAN: "You came all over me last night, remember?"

[Bad Superman]

Nyehehehehehehe

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/7149/untitled1no9.jpg
LOIS LANE: "What's come over you?"
SUPERMAN: "You came all over me last night, remember?"

HA!! She had a little too many drinks with the Bad guy. :woot: