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Dr. Fate
08-19-2007, 11:42 AM
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SUPES: SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE!!!
MICROPHONE GUY: Dude, that was way back in the seventies, itīs much more civilized now. They use only politicians, corporate crooks, lawyers, TV and movie executives, and one piece of Tom Rothman at a time...
Bwahahahahahaha!
http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
CAPT. MARVEL: "Hey Supes did you here? I'm in talks for a live action movie!"
http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/7470/darkredlowres7dk.jpg
SUPERMAN: "God I hate you. All you punks trying to steal my thunder..."
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8924/greenlantern4yb4.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "Batman stole your thunder a long time ago man. We're all just trying to catch up."
ThreeActRomance
08-19-2007, 12:23 PM
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Microphone Guy: Take one....
Supes: Holy Diver! You've been down too long in the midnight sea / Oh what's becoming of me.
ultimatefan
08-19-2007, 01:04 PM
Bwahahahahahaha!
http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
CAPT. MARVEL: "Hey Supes did you here? I'm in talks for a live action movie!"
http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/7470/darkredlowres7dk.jpg
SUPERMAN: "God I hate you. All you punks trying to steal my thunder..."
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8924/greenlantern4yb4.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "Batman stole your thunder a long time ago man. We're all just trying to catch up."
hehehehehe, itīs tough to be a DC hero when you have Bats to compete with...
Dr. Fate
08-20-2007, 10:24 AM
hehehehehe, itīs tough to be a DC hero when you have Bats to compete with...
And Warner Brothers is so hopelessly incompetent that they can't seem to greenlight anyone who is not Batman or Superman.
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH: "There's only one 'return' okay? And it ain't 'Of the King', it's 'Of the Jedi'!!!"
ultimatefan
08-20-2007, 11:24 AM
And Warner Brothers is so hopelessly incompetent that they can't seem to greenlight anyone who is not Batman or Superman.
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH: "There's only one 'return' okay? And it ain't 'Of the King', it's 'Of the Jedi'!!!"
Hmmm, actually I love ROTK and I think ROTJ is the weakest movie of the original SW trilogy...
Dr. Fate
08-20-2007, 09:10 PM
Hmmm, actually I love ROTK and I think ROTJ is the weakest movie of the original SW trilogy...
Most would agree with you, the line is a quote from "Clerks 2".
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH [singing]: "Hey, teacher! Leave them kids alone! All in all we're just another brick in the wall. All in all we're just another brick in the wall..."
ultimatefan
08-21-2007, 07:31 AM
Most would agree with you, the line is a quote from "Clerks 2".
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH [singing]: "Hey, teacher! Leave them kids alone! All in all we're just another brick in the wall. All in all we're just another brick in the wall..."
hehehehe, gotta love a Pink Floyd quote.
Dr. Fate
08-21-2007, 10:15 AM
Thanks.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
BATMAN: "That's it! Game over man, game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!"
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Christopher-Reeve---Superman-Photograph-C10102842.jpeg
SUPERMAN: "Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?"
ultimatefan
08-21-2007, 11:16 AM
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ROUTH : I DONīT WANNA BE TURNED INTO MOTION CAPTURE!!! Donīt I already look enough like a plastic doll?!?
lou2099
08-21-2007, 05:19 PM
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
Lois: See? PAPER COVERS ROCK!
lou2099
08-21-2007, 05:29 PM
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Elliot Gould? What're you doing here?"ELLIOT GOULD: Well, dude, I was in every single movie in the 70s except yours. I'm just making up for lost time.
lou2099
08-21-2007, 05:33 PM
http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
CLARK: Don't move, Lois
LOIS: Why?
CLARK: There's an MTV crew over there waiting for us to do something exclusive. I wanna fake 'em out.
lou2099
08-21-2007, 05:41 PM
http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Premieres/BrandonFilms/SR%28Tokyo%29/SRTokyo_124.jpg
Bosworth: Stop picturing me naked!
Routh: That's like thinking about tree twigs without bark.
TheComicbookKid
08-22-2007, 07:37 AM
Bwahahaahahaha!
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
Is that lady on the far right wearing socks?
Dr. Fate
08-22-2007, 02:10 PM
Is that lady on the far right wearing socks?
Ah how I missed those sock(s) captions...
http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
KATE: "Hahaha, I hear you're not gonna be in the JLA film!"
BRANDON: "Neither are you."
KATE: "Yeah, well... shut up."
BRANDON: "Nice come back."
kedrell
08-22-2007, 05:44 PM
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I can't take any more heckling of my movie. I am truly in hell! How on Earth am I gonna get past all this fan outrage and negativity? How will I deal with it all? Argghhhhh!!!!
http://www.killermoviereviews.com/uploads/BanaHULK.jpg
Trust me, you get used to it in time.
Dr. Fate
08-22-2007, 10:38 PM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
I can't take any more heckling of my movie. I am truly in hell! How on Earth am I gonna get past all this fan outrage and negativity? How will I deal with it all? Argghhhhh!!!!
http://www.killermoviereviews.com/uploads/BanaHULK.jpg
Trust me, you get used to it in time.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
ELLIOT GOULD LOOKALIKE: "So Supes, wanna knock a few back in the old Swamp with me and Hawkeye?"
SUPERMAN: "Sure. Been a while since I had a few good ones."
ultimatefan
08-23-2007, 07:25 AM
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I can't take any more heckling of my movie. I am truly in hell! How on Earth am I gonna get past all this fan outrage and negativity? How will I deal with it all? Argghhhhh!!!!
http://www.killermoviereviews.com/uploads/BanaHULK.jpg
Trust me, you get used to it in time.
hehehehehehe
ultimatefan
08-23-2007, 07:51 AM
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Lois: How the hell do we have a baby if I donīt even remember sleeping with you?!?
Clark: Huh, what do you prefer, a kiss that erases memory or turning back in time?
Dr. Fate
08-23-2007, 10:46 AM
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Lois: How the hell do we have a baby if I donīt even remember sleeping with you?!?
Clark: Huh, what do you prefer, a kiss that erases memory or turning back in time?
Hahahaha
http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg
BRANDON: "Bryan, if you even think of using that Brokeback quote, I'll kill you."
ultimatefan
08-23-2007, 11:40 AM
Hahahaha
http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg
BRANDON: "Bryan, if you even think of using that Brokeback quote, I'll kill you."
Thanks! Arenīt we all sick of that quote...:woot:
kedrell
08-23-2007, 12:53 PM
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Lois: How the hell do we have a baby if I donīt even remember sleeping with you?!?
Clark: "I've a better question, how the hell did you survive carrying a superbaby at all without it turning into a Sigourney Weaver/Aliens type mess?"
Dr. Fate
08-23-2007, 04:17 PM
Thanks! Arenīt we all sick of that quote...:woot:
Just about.
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS: "Whaddaya mean I'm not sexy?"
CLARK: "Exactly."
ultimatefan
08-23-2007, 06:41 PM
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LOIS: Why the hell donīt ya believe that I been engaged and have a five year-old son with another man?!? Are you that jealous?!?
CLARK: Huh, not really, itīs because you look at least fifteen years younger than the last time I saw you...
Dr. Fate
08-23-2007, 11:41 PM
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS: Why the hell donīt ya believe that I been engaged and have a five year-old son with another man?!? Are you that jealous?!?
CLARK: Huh, not really, itīs because you look at least fifteen years younger than the last time I saw you...
Bwahahahahahaha! Good one!
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6544/jhgu5r67e56e6e0im.jpg
LOIS: "Where did you get that Kryptonite?!"
LEX: "What this? This is just an eraser - but he doesn't know that. His own paranoia about this being Kryptonite paralyzed him."
LOIS: "Damn, that's actually pretty sneaky of you exploiting his paranoia like that."
LEX: "Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another outlandish land fraud scheme to execute."
After hearing about "The Quest for Peace"s budget cut ...
Christopher Reeve: HOOOOOOOOOOLY F**KING MOSES! YOU MEAN WE'VE GOT NO VISUAL EFFECTS BUDGET AND THE FILM'S GOING TO BE 90 MINUTES LONG!!!??
http://www.pobronson.com/images/Crew_Shot.jpg
Assorted S4 Crew:
What'd he say?
90 minutes?
HOLY S**T our careers are doomed!
Our reputations won't survive!
I'm gonna jump off the Golden Gate now...
Oh my God...did he just say NO Visual Effects Budget?
What's Sidney THINKING!?
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
Sidney J. Furie: I'd turn the microphone OFF next time...
Christopher Reeve: gotcha...
CFE
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Supes: "Why you little.., I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!"
ultimatefan
08-24-2007, 06:42 AM
Bwahahahahahaha! Good one!
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6544/jhgu5r67e56e6e0im.jpg
LOIS: "Where did you get that Kryptonite?!"
LEX: "What this? This is just an eraser - but he doesn't know that. His own paranoia about this being Kryptonite paralyzed him."
LOIS: "Damn, that's actually pretty sneaky of you exploiting his paranoia like that."
LEX: "Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another outlandish land fraud scheme to execute."
Thanks!
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
SUPES: SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE!!!
MICROPHONE GUY: Dude, that was way back in the seventies, itīs much more civilized now. They use only politicians, corporate crooks, lawyers, TV and movie executives, and one piece of Tom Rothman at a time...
Hehehehe.
DeaDheaD
08-24-2007, 08:22 AM
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BR: This feels better, you're really good at this...........
BS: Why do you have to make everything weird...........
BR: Well you did give Superman a child......................
BS: Touche!
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/startracks/060703/hugh_jackman.jpg
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BS: Are they still laughing at us?
BR: yyyyyyyyyyyep....
CFE
kedrell
08-24-2007, 02:15 PM
http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/FF_157_singer2_f.jpg
Lex: And now Superman, you're...wait, wait, this entire island is made of Kryptonite, how come you're not immediately dead?
Supes: Retcon. Deal with it, baldy. Kryptonite now only gives me a severe case of iritable bowel syndrome. By the way, I'm sending you my cleaning bill.
Dr. Fate
08-24-2007, 09:02 PM
http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/lexsprite.jpg
LEX LUTHOR: "This is what he gets for not obeying his thirst."
ultimatefan
08-25-2007, 11:57 AM
Hehehehe.
Thanks!
ultimatefan
08-25-2007, 12:05 PM
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MICROPHONE GUY: Well, remember that you were in a brillaint hit movie with Christopher Reeve, directed by Richard Donner? Well, Donner was fired in spite of the success of the first and they hired Rkchard Lester and he did a campier movie where you lost your powers before sleeping with Lois and you beat up the bad guys in the Fortress of Solitude and you made her forget it with a kiss, then there is now a Donner cut where you still had your powers, and you changed it all back by turning back in time, which is actually also the ending of the first movie, and you had two other movies, one where Richard Pryor was more the star than you than another that was a big time bomb, then you were in development hell for years, Jon Peters wanted you to not fly and have no costume and fight a giant spider and Tim Burton wanted you to have no powers and wear a goth suit and be played by Nick Cage and JJ Abrams wanted Krypton not to explode and Lex as a Kryptonian and some new age prophecy crap then Singer got a movie made that looks a lot like the first Donner one where you left Earth and you had a kid out of wedlock with Lois... Well, scratch all that again cuz youīre now gonna be in an ensamble with other DC superheroes that has nothing to do with any of these...
SUPERMAN; MY... HEAD... WILL... EXPLODE!!!!!
Dr. Fate
08-25-2007, 12:22 PM
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MICROPHONE GUY: Well, remember that you were in a brillaint hit movie with Christopher Reeve, directed by Richard Donner? Well, Donner was fired in spite of the success of the first and they hired Rkchard Lester and he did a campier movie where you lost your powers before sleeping with Lois and you beat up the bad guys in the Fortress of Solitude and you made her forget it with a kiss, then there is now a Donner cut where you still had your powers, and you changed it all back by turning back in time, which is actually also the ending of the first movie, and you had two other movies, one where Richard Pryor was more the star than you than another that was a big time bomb, then you were in development hell for years, Jon Peters wanted you to not fly and have no costume and fight a giant spider and Tim Burton wanted you to have no powers and wear a goth suit and be played by Nick Cage and JJ Abrams wanted Krypton not to explode and Lex as a Kryptonian and some new age prophecy crap then Singer got a movie made that looks a lot like the first Donner one where you left Earth and you had a kid out of wedlock with Lois... Well, scratch all that again cuz youīre now gonna be in an ensamble with other DC superheroes that has nothing to do with any of these...
SUPERMAN; MY... HEAD... WILL... EXPLODE!!!!!
Hahahahahahaha!
http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/2/29/Lois0002.JPG
LOIS LANE: "Look at me, look at these abs, look at these breasts, look at these legs! Do I look anything like that toothpick Kate Bosworth to you?!"
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
SIDNEY J. FURIE: "Uh..."
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "Nope, not at all."
ultimatefan
08-25-2007, 04:38 PM
Hahahahahahaha!
http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/2/29/Lois0002.JPG
LOIS LANE: "Look at me, look at these abs, look at these breasts, look at these legs! Do I look anything like that toothpick Kate Bosworth to you?!"
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
SIDNEY J. FURIE: "Uh..."
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "Nope, not at all."
hehe, I see what you mean - even though Iīm not crazy about that LoisīLara Croft look...
Dr. Fate
08-25-2007, 11:58 PM
hehe, I see what you mean - even though Iīm not crazy about that LoisīLara Croft look...
Thanks. You gotta admit, it'll sell.
Somewhere in between 1987 and 1989 -
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
CHRIS REEVE SUPERMAN: "Tim Burton cast Michael Keaton from 'Mr. Mom' as Batman?! What a dumb-ass!"
Some time after the summer of 1989 -
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
SIDNEY J. FURIE: "Well look at all that money the Michael Keaton Batman film made."
CHRIS REEVE SUPERMAN: "Shut the f*** up."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
"That sleeping cat in Peru's in for a SURPRISE!!!"
CFE
ultimatefan
08-26-2007, 12:09 PM
Yup.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
NEW FRONTIER SUPERMAN: "I've really got to get over this fetish of flying over the planet with a look of benevolence on my face. It's getting kind of old plus it's hard to hold my breath up here."
"On the other hand, here I can burp, fart, scratch my ass and my balls, and still keep my boy scout image intact"...
ultimatefan
08-26-2007, 12:16 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
New Frontier Superman: So Routh, how do I deal with fanboys complaining about my suitīs red being too dark?
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
Routh: Tell them to GET A FRIKKING LIFE
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
New Frontier Superman: No Thanks, I remember what happened to William Shatner when he tried that in a Star Trek convention...
Dr. Fate
08-26-2007, 09:13 PM
"On the other hand, here I can burp, fart, scratch my ass and my balls, and still keep my boy scout image intact"...
Touche.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
New Frontier Superman: So Routh, how do I deal with fanboys complaining about my suitīs red being too dark?
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
Routh: Tell them to GET A FRIKKING LIFE
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
New Frontier Superman: No Thanks, I remember what happened to William Shatner when he tried that in a Star Trek convention...
Hahahahahahahahaha!
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
NEW FRONTIER SUPERMAN: "Time to go Max & Dave Fleischer on your sorry asses!"
http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg
ROUTH: "uh, Bryan, he's getting closer, maybe we should like run for our lives or something..."
SINGER: "Not until I make you look nice and pretty, boy."
ultimatefan
08-27-2007, 06:58 AM
Touche.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
NEW FRONTIER SUPERMAN: "Time to go Max & Dave Fleischer on your sorry asses!"
http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg
ROUTH: "uh, Bryan, he's getting closer, maybe we should like run for our lives or something..."
SINGER: "Not until I make you look nice and pretty, boy."
Thanks! Max and Dave Fleischer own all.
ultimatefan
08-27-2007, 11:03 AM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
New Frontier Superman: What the hell makes my cape float up here?
Dr. Fate
08-27-2007, 12:48 PM
Thanks! Max and Dave Fleischer own all.
Yep.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
New Frontier Superman: What the hell makes my cape float up here?
Good question.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
NEW FRONTIER SUPERMAN: "I wonder why I sometimes get mistaken for Kingdom Come Superman... is it the black behind my insignia, is that what it is?"
ultimatefan
08-27-2007, 01:16 PM
Yep.
Good question.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
NEW FRONTIER SUPERMAN: "I wonder why I sometimes get mistaken for Kingdom Come Superman... is it the black behind my insignia, is that what it is?"
Yeah, could be.
lou2099
08-27-2007, 05:26 PM
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/startracks/060703/hugh_jackman.jpg
http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpgBS: Are they still laughing at us?BR: yyyyyyyyyyyep....CFEHilarious and Brilliantly accurate! :up: Ratner is also laughing at Matthew Vaughn too!
Dr. Fate
08-27-2007, 09:53 PM
Hilarious and Brilliantly accurate! :up: Ratner is also laughing at Matthew Vaughn too!
Definitely.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Well I have to admit, this is a lot more fun than lifting a giant island of Kryptonite."
ultimatefan
08-28-2007, 07:02 AM
Definitely.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Well I have to admit, this is a lot more fun than lifting a giant island of Kryptonite."
hehehehe
ultimatefan
08-28-2007, 07:08 AM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
Crime, earthquakes, hurricanes, who gives a damn, THE PORN CHANNEL SATELLITE MUST BE SAVED!!
Angeloz
08-28-2007, 09:02 AM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
Superman: "I'm glad I was saved from the whinging fanboys complaining about the colour of my cape because of "Superman Returns"." :oldrazz:
Angeloz
Dr. Fate
08-28-2007, 09:17 AM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
Crime, earthquakes, hurricanes, who gives a damn, THE PORN CHANNEL SATELLITE MUST BE SAVED!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8906/cpu44a3pv.jpg (http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cpu44a3pv.jpg)
DOOMSDAY BRYAN SINGER: "Nothing will stop me from making my Superman sequel, especially not a JLA film!"
lou2099
08-28-2007, 11:16 AM
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
SUPERMAN: No, Mr. Ottman, this is not a good time to cue my theme song!
DOOMSDAY: He's right, it's time to cue his dirge!
Dr. Fate
08-28-2007, 11:53 AM
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
DOOMSDAY: "I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that when one man kills another man in the heat of battle it's called heroic, yet when he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"
SUPERMAN: "Ho-woh! What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera."
ultimatefan
08-28-2007, 05:00 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8906/cpu44a3pv.jpg (http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cpu44a3pv.jpg)
DOOMSDAY BRYAN SINGER: "Nothing will stop me from making my Superman sequel, especially not a JLA film!"
Thanks! Singer looks more like Mr. Mxyzptlk...:woot:
ultimatefan
08-28-2007, 05:06 PM
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ROUTH: THE SEQUEL... MUST... HAVE... COWBELL!!
Dr. Fate
08-28-2007, 11:00 PM
Thanks! Singer looks more like Mr. Mxyzptlk...:woot:
We need a manipulation of that then.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks!"
ultimatefan
08-29-2007, 11:15 AM
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
SUPERMAN: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY CHEEKBONES?!?
kedrell
08-29-2007, 01:03 PM
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My bologna has a first name,
it's O-S-C-A-R,
My bologna has a second name,
it's M-A-Y-E-R..........
kedrell
08-29-2007, 01:07 PM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
Hot dogs! Armor Hot dogs! What kind of kid likes armor Hotdogs? Big kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks! Fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox like hotdogs! Armor hotdogs! The dogs kids love to bite!
Dr. Fate
08-29-2007, 01:48 PM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH: "Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest and At Worlds End Sucked!!!"
SOUND GUY: "The box office results say otherwise."
hammy
08-29-2007, 06:27 PM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
Prostate exam?!! Superman doesn't have a prostate!
Dr. Fate
08-29-2007, 09:17 PM
Prostate exam?!! Superman doesn't have a prostate!
Hehehehe
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
REEVE: "Maybe you could go down town and check the probates."
SIDNEY J. FURIE: "Yeah, check the probates! Why my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water!"
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH: "Not prostate you idiot, *probate*!"
ultimatefan
08-30-2007, 08:48 AM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH:How the hell this movie cost 270 million and we didnīt even blow up a real-size building, flip a real size truck 180 degrees and dangled stuntmen from the size of a building on location like Nolan is doing for The Dark Knight?!? Did you spend all the money on clubbing, Bryan?!?
Dr. Fate
08-30-2007, 10:00 PM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH:How the hell this movie cost 270 million and we didnīt even blow up a real-size building, flip a real size truck 180 degrees and dangled stuntmen from the size of a building on location like Nolan is doing for The Dark Knight?!? Did you spend all the money on clubbing, Bryan?!?
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Is that the Death Star coming into view? I'd better find a couple of nukes..."
ultimatefan
08-31-2007, 07:21 AM
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Is that the Death Star coming into view? I'd better find a couple of nukes..."
Thanks! Ah, the Death Star, they donīt make villain headquarters like that anymore...
ultimatefan
08-31-2007, 08:40 AM
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
REEVE: That is correct, the defendant was completely lucid and sober when he directed Superman IV: Quest For Peace!
SIDNEY J. FURIE: I swear, I asked those bastards to take my name off the credits!
Dr. Fate
08-31-2007, 12:18 PM
Thanks! Ah, the Death Star, they donīt make villain headquarters like that anymore...
No they don't.
Poor Sidney J. Furie, he actually was a competent director. It's not hsi fault that they gave him a non-existent budget.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Young monster you're going to the dentist whether you like it or not!"
ultimatefan
08-31-2007, 12:43 PM
No they don't.
Poor Sidney J. Furie, he actually was a competent director. It's not hsi fault that they gave him a non-existent budget.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Young monster you're going to the dentist whether you like it or not!"
Yeah, well, even the best directors usually have at least one movie theyīre embarrassed about...
Heh, I guess Doomsday and Venom go to the same dentist...
Dr. Fate
08-31-2007, 05:18 PM
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier6.jpg
NEW FRONTIER BARRY ALLEN FLASH: "I got nothin' out of the DCAU man... even Hal got a 30 second cameo! But me, the guy who was the primary Flash for almost 30 years? I didn't get jack diddly..."
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
NEW FRONTIER SUPERMAN: "Yeah I'm sorry about that dude. But hey, you get to be voiced by Doogie Hauser/Houser now! How cool is that?"
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier5.jpg
BARRY: "I must find John Wesley Shipp!"
kedrell
08-31-2007, 05:49 PM
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier6.jpg
NEW FRONTIER BARRY ALLEN FLASH: "I got nothin' out of the DCAU man... even Hal got a 30 second cameo! But me, the guy who was the primary Flash for almost 30 years? I didn't get jack diddly..."
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
NEW FRONTIER SUPERMAN: "Yeah I'm sorry about that dude. But hey, you get to be voiced by Doogie Hauser/Houser now! How cool is that?"
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier5.jpg
BARRY: Yeah, that worked out great for Spider-man
Dr. Fate
08-31-2007, 08:00 PM
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier5.jpg
BARRY: Yeah, that worked out great for Spider-man
Hehehehe
http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: "Hi, can you escort me home before a bunch of fan boy perverts take pictures of me and start posting them on the net?"
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier5.jpg
BARRY ALLEN FLASH: "She's mine, all mine! I don't care if Iris finds out or if I set a bad example for Wally and/or Bart, she's all mine!"
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Damn, I wanted a piece of that. He gets Megan Fox and I'm stuck with Kate Bosworth. I mean, Kate's cute but she's nothing compared to Megan Fox."
ultimatefan
08-31-2007, 08:59 PM
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
NEW FRONTIER SUPERMAN: Did ya hear they wanna make a JLA movie with me and Bats that has nothing to do with either of the solo movies, that has you, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern before they even launch your solo franchises and theyīre talking about Tom Welling playing me?
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier5.jpg
FLASH: Iīm getting the hell outta here faster than I ever did!
Dr. Fate
08-31-2007, 09:53 PM
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
NEW FRONTIER SUPERMAN: Did ya hear they wanna make a JLA movie with me and Bats that has nothing to do with either of the solo movies, that has you, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern before they even launch your solo franchises and theyīre talking about Tom Welling playing me?
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier5.jpg
FLASH: Iīm getting the hell outta here faster than I ever did!
Oh boy, I have a feeling this is gonna get worse before it gets better.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What'd you say about my Mama?!"
ultimatefan
09-01-2007, 11:59 AM
Oh boy, I have a feeling this is gonna get worse before it gets better.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What'd you say about my Mama?!"
Yeah, well, at least the Welling part apparently is just fanboy BS.
Dr. Fate
09-01-2007, 09:35 PM
http://marvel.toonzone.net/mafeatures/ultavengers/bios/captainamerica/16.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hey, you got killed once for shock value sales. What was it like rebounding from that, coming back from the dead and still thrilling readers with your exploits?"
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
NEW FRONTIER SUPERMAN: "Well, it wasn't easy Steve-O man, let me tell ya."
ultimatefan
09-02-2007, 07:35 AM
http://marvel.toonzone.net/mafeatures/ultavengers/bios/captainamerica/16.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hey, you got killed once for shock value sales. What was it like rebounding from that, coming back from the dead and still thrilling readers with your exploits?"
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
NEW FRONTIER SUPERMAN: "Well, it wasn't easy Steve-O man, let me tell ya."
hehehehehehe, yeah, Supes is experienced with that....
ultimatefan
09-02-2007, 07:36 AM
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
SUPERMAN: I WILL NOT be killed by a guy with THAT hair...
Dr. Fate
09-02-2007, 11:30 PM
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
NEW FRONTIER SUPERMAN: "So Qwerty was really Saph, eh? The Hell of it is it's only a matter of time before he weasles his way back on here."
http://marvel.toonzone.net/mafeatures/ultavengers/bios/captainamerica/16.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Yeah, that bites man."
Angeloz
09-03-2007, 01:21 PM
Did QWERTY do anything to be detected? What's that story? 'Cos it's kinda freaky. Next will it be revealed buggs is Saph?!?
Sorry the momentary paranoia bug got to me - I hope to be cured after I post this. ;)
Angeloz
Brian Braddock
09-03-2007, 01:24 PM
Wait...........
Qwerty was Saph?
What the hell have I missed?
ultimatefan
09-03-2007, 03:43 PM
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
SUPERMAN: You canīt corrupt me with money, gold, fame, promises of power, nothing!
http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: What about me?
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
SUPERMAN: Hey, Iīm only human! Or close enough, at least!
Dr. Fate
09-03-2007, 09:03 PM
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
SUPERMAN: You canīt corrupt me with money, gold, fame, promises of power, nothing!
http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: What about me?
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
SUPERMAN: Hey, Iīm only human! Or close enough, at least!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Where's my stash, man?! Who'd you give it too?! Who's got it?! Who's got my stash?!"
DOOMSDAY: "I can't tell you, they'll kill me!"
SUPERMAN: "Kill you?! Mother-F***er I'LL kill you!!! I'll just enjoy it more!"
ultimatefan
09-04-2007, 08:14 AM
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images4/supdoomsday-fight.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Where's my stash, man?! Who'd you give it too?! Who's got it?! Who's got my stash?!"
DOOMSDAY: "I can't tell you, they'll kill me!"
SUPERMAN: "Kill you?! Mother-F***er I'LL kill you!!! I'll just enjoy it more!"
Thanks! You love that quote, donīt ya?:woot:
Dr. Fate
09-04-2007, 11:04 AM
Thanks! You love that quote, donīt ya?:woot:
Aye, too much. Help me break my addiction! :csad:
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH: "I wanna be in a JLA movie! I wanna be in a JLA movie!"
SOUND GUY: "Then stop acting like an little emo wimp and show some masculinity for once ya great big chump!"
Dr. Fate
09-04-2007, 12:32 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER: "Y'know the difference between me and Megan Fox? When evil villains steal *my* clothes, I'm smart enough to spray whip cream over my naughty parts."
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Looks more like shaving cream than whip cream to my super-vision."
ultimatefan
09-04-2007, 01:42 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER:Let me guess, youīre seeing through the cream with your x-ray vision...
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
SUPERMAN: Actually, I quite like it just the way it is...
Dr. Fate
09-04-2007, 09:30 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER:Let me guess, youīre seeing through the cream with your x-ray vision...
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0708/29/frontier4.jpg
SUPERMAN: Actually, I quite like it just the way it is...
Hahahahaha
Washington DC, the 1950s -
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
SIDNEY J. FURIE: "Is there anything else you would like to say to the House of Un American Activities Mr. Superman?"
CHRIS REEVE: "Yes - you guys suck!"
ultimatefan
09-05-2007, 01:53 PM
Hahahahaha
Washington DC, the 1950s -
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
SIDNEY J. FURIE: "Is there anything else you would like to say to the House of Un American Activities Mr. Superman?"
CHRIS REEVE: "Yes - you guys suck!"
Thanks! hehe, Superman on the "black list"...
ultimatefan
09-05-2007, 02:00 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
Hehehe, the Heroes guys have me and you only have Kate Bosworth...
http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
Heh, the Transformers kid has me and you only have Kate Bosworth...
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
Routh: BRYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!
Dr. Fate
09-05-2007, 10:06 PM
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
Hehehe, the Heroes guys have me and you only have Kate Bosworth...
http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
Heh, the Transformers kid has me and you only have Kate Bosworth...
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
Routh: BRYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER: "Hi, I'm here to audition for the part of your cousin Supergirl."
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
SUPERMAN: "If only she'd be my Lois Lane... she'd have to dye her hair brown or black first."
SIDNEY J. FURIE: "Yeah, but it would be wrong not to put the Supergirl costume on *that* body."
ultimatefan
09-06-2007, 07:07 AM
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops874/ali_larter-varsity_blues-19.jpg
ALI LARTER: "Hi, I'm here to audition for the part of your cousin Supergirl."
http://tinypic.com/e5ogns.jpg
SUPERMAN: "If only she'd be my Lois Lane... she'd have to dye her hair brown or black first."
SIDNEY J. FURIE: "Yeah, but it would be wrong not to put the Supergirl costume on *that* body."
Thanks! hehehehe, yeah that would be a shame...
Dr. Fate
09-06-2007, 10:54 AM
Thanks! hehehehe, yeah that would be a shame...
A great shame.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/twilight/p1/12.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You feel that?! You feel that?! That's pride f***ing with ya! You gotta control that @#$% man!"
ultimatefan
09-07-2007, 07:14 AM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/twilight/p1/12.jpg
SUPERMAN: Be the villain in my sequel!!!
DARKSEID: Sorry, after budget cuts I became too expensive... But you can just fight Luthor ag...
SUPERMAN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Dr. Fate
09-07-2007, 05:07 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/twilight/p1/12.jpg
SUPERMAN: Be the villain in my sequel!!!
DARKSEID: Sorry, after budget cuts I became too expensive... But you can just fight Luthor ag...
SUPERMAN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahaha! Brilliant. :word:
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/twilight/p1/12.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Stop making fun of my bastard son! He may be a bastard son but he's *my* bastard son! And no one makes fun of my bastard son but *me*! And maybe his mother!"
DARKSEID: "I'm just saying at least I gave up my son to broker a peace with a rival planet so that I could further my quest for the anti-life equation. Sure he grew up to be one of my worst enemies, but it's not like I technically ran out on him and left him to grow up into a mopey faced ashtma pansy boy."
SUPERMAN: "Shut up!" [ka-POW]
ultimatefan
09-07-2007, 07:07 PM
Bwahahahahahahaha! Brilliant. :word:
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/twilight/p1/12.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Stop making fun of my bastard son! He may be a bastard son but he's *my* bastard son! And no one makes fun of my bastard son but *me*! And maybe his mother!"
DARKSEID: "I'm just saying at least I gave up my son to broker a peace with a rival planet so that I could further my quest for the anti-life equation. Sure he grew up to be one of my worst enemies, but it's not like I technically ran out on him and left him to grow up into a mopey faced ashtma pansy boy."
SUPERMAN: "Shut up!" [ka-POW]
Thanks! hehehehe, you wouldnīt wanna see a PTA meeting with those two...
Dr. Fate
09-07-2007, 07:20 PM
Thanks! hehehehe, you wouldnīt wanna see a PTA meeting with those two...
Nope.
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH: "I am masculine damn it! Why doesn't anyone see that?!" [starts crying]
SOUND GUY: "Maybe you should stop crying and they'll see it."
Brian Braddock
09-08-2007, 07:59 AM
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/routhtrain5lu4.jpg
"I'm, uh, terribly sorry about all the damage, sir........
Oh, I've been, uh…, working out."
ultimatefan
09-08-2007, 10:58 AM
Nope.
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH: "I am masculine damn it! Why doesn't anyone see that?!" [starts crying]
SOUND GUY: "Maybe you should stop crying and they'll see it."
Well, we gotta acknowledge he didnīt really cry in any scenes, at least not Tobey Maguire style.
Dr. Fate
09-08-2007, 01:22 PM
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
ROUTH: "Hey, who stuck gum there?"
ultimatefan
09-08-2007, 04:43 PM
http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/thebatmananimatedtvshow/THE-BATMAN_07-season-premiere_image5.jpg
Superman: Oh great, now those fanboys will complain that my suitīs red is too dark in animation too!
Batman: Donīt look at me, Iīm not wearing an armor!
Dr. Fate
09-08-2007, 09:39 PM
http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/thebatmananimatedtvshow/THE-BATMAN_07-season-premiere_image5.jpg
Superman: Oh great, now those fanboys will complain that my suitīs red is too dark in animation too!
Batman: Donīt look at me, Iīm not wearing an armor!
Hehehe, that red looks better than the SR burgundy.
http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/thebatmananimatedtvshow/THE-BATMAN_07-season-premiere_image5.jpg
SUPERMAN: "This has not been honorable."
ultimatefan
09-09-2007, 07:26 AM
Hehehe, that red looks better than the SR burgundy.
http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/thebatmananimatedtvshow/THE-BATMAN_07-season-premiere_image5.jpg
SUPERMAN: "This has not been honorable."
Thanks! Even I think itīd be just a little brighter, it was like the color of wine or something.
ultimatefan
09-09-2007, 05:24 PM
http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/thebatmananimatedtvshow/THE-BATMAN_07-season-premiere_image5.jpg
Batman: Why donīt we have square jaws anymore?
Superman: Apparently, focus group research showed women thing men with classic masculine, square-jawed looks appear to be unreliable and aggressive, while men with softer looks appear more trust-worthy and gentle...
Batman: Christ...
Dr. Fate
09-09-2007, 08:47 PM
http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/thebatmananimatedtvshow/THE-BATMAN_07-season-premiere_image5.jpg
Batman: Why donīt we have square jaws anymore?
Superman: Apparently, focus group research showed women thing men with classic masculine, square-jawed looks appear to be unreliable and aggressive, while men with softer looks appear more trust-worthy and gentle...
Batman: Christ...
Ah screw those women. The man with the bigger, more powerful/masculine jaw will always kick the crap out of the guy with the smaller, wimpier jaw.
http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/thebatmananimatedtvshow/THE-BATMAN_07-season-premiere_image5.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I can't begin to tell you how much I am loving having eyes again. After a decade of little black dots I was nearly blind."
BATMAN: "I can imagine."
Angeloz
09-09-2007, 09:05 PM
Who drew them? 'Cos I suspect it was men. So stop being misogynist. By the way I like them with square jaws too.
Hint: I'm a woman.
Angeloz
Dr. Fate
09-10-2007, 12:29 PM
Who drew them? 'Cos I suspect it was men. So stop being misogynist. By the way I like them with square jaws too.
Hint: I'm a woman.
Angeloz
I fail to see why this is important to me or important in general. You really need to calm down. :oldrazz:
http://www.superherotimes.com/news/images/ElseworldsRedSonSupermanFig.jpg
RED SON SUPERMAN: "I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice, and the Communist Way!"
Angeloz
09-10-2007, 12:38 PM
Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? :oldrazz: You obviously can't take a joke.
Yes I can. But I sometimes get sick of misogynistic comments. Oh well.
http://www.superherotimes.com/news/images/ElseworldsRedSonSupermanFig.jpg
Superman: "What do you mean Schumacher designed my codpiece? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!"
Angeloz
Dr. Fate
09-10-2007, 01:06 PM
Yes I can. But I sometimes get sick of misogynistic comments. Oh well.
I was just joking around with UF. You can't just go around calling people misogynists because you don't like their jokes.
Superman: "What do you mean Schumacher designed my codpiece? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!"
Angeloz
Hehehe.
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
ROUTH: "I hope this guy has Geico."
ultimatefan
09-10-2007, 02:35 PM
I was just joking around with UF. You can't just go around calling people misogynists because you don't like their jokes.
Hehehe.
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
ROUTH: "I hope this guy has Geico."
Yeah, he was just joking around, sometimes you people take things a little too seriously...
hehehehe, I donīt get the Geico commercials in my country, but itīs still funny.
Dr. Fate
09-10-2007, 05:48 PM
Yeah, he was just joking around, sometimes you people take things a little too seriously...
hehehehe, I donīt get the Geico commercials in my country, but itīs still funny.
Thank you.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "WTF?! Since when can you smash through a brick wall?! And don't say 'prep time'!"
kedrell
09-10-2007, 06:26 PM
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
ROUTH: Does this car make my hair look "poofy"?
kedrell
09-10-2007, 06:29 PM
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "WTF?! Since when can you smash through a brick wall?! And don't say 'prep time'!"
BATMAN: "I ate me some spinach! Is that more plausible for you?"
ultimatefan
09-10-2007, 07:36 PM
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: We both must be incredibly drunk to be this bad at hitting each other.
BATMAN: Absolutely.
kedrell
09-10-2007, 07:42 PM
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: We both must be incredibly drunk to be this bad at hitting each other.
BATMAN: Absolutely.
SUPERMAN: "My aim seems to be way off as well. I totally missed your nuts."
Dr. Fate
09-10-2007, 09:04 PM
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "All I said was that Joel Schumacher has made some good films outside of the two Batman films he made!"
BATMAN: "Die blasphemer!"
SUPERMAN: "Oh come on, you know damn well that Tim Burton has made some stinkers! Even I have to admit that Richard Donner made a few that weren't that great!"
Angeloz
09-11-2007, 12:57 AM
What's Geico?
Angeloz
Dr. Fate
09-11-2007, 07:32 AM
What's Geico?
Angeloz
Car Insurance.
http://www.jimnolt.com/Graphics/TV1%20copy.JPG
GEORGE REEVES SUPERMAN: "Do I really look like Ben Affleck?"
Angeloz
09-11-2007, 07:40 AM
Car Insurance.
Thanks. :)
http://www.jimnolt.com/Graphics/TV1%20copy.JPG
GEORGE REEVES SUPERMAN: "Do I really look like Ben Affleck?"
:)
Angeloz
ultimatefan
09-11-2007, 12:40 PM
Car Insurance.
http://www.jimnolt.com/Graphics/TV1%20copy.JPG
GEORGE REEVES SUPERMAN: "Do I really look like Ben Affleck?"
hehehe
ultimatefan
09-11-2007, 12:42 PM
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg
Superman - I hate this job as a replacement jack, but hey, I have no idea if the sequel is still a go...
Dr. Fate
09-11-2007, 08:39 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
MICHAEL KEATON BATMAN: "Are you out of your Kryptonian mind?! No human can tolerate the radiation in there!"
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
CHRISTOPHER REEVE SUPERMAN: "As you're very fond of pointing out Bruce, I'm not human."
kedrell
09-11-2007, 09:18 PM
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg
Superman[looking at car part]: "Hey, Bruce, what the hell is this?"
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
Bruce: "Oh, I don't know, about seven hundred bucks, eh?":woot:
kedrell
09-11-2007, 09:30 PM
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg
Superman: "You're break-drums are shot, and you need a new transmission."
kedrell
09-11-2007, 09:31 PM
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg
Superman: "Trust the Midas touch."
Dr. Fate
09-11-2007, 09:39 PM
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
DEAN CAIN SUPERMAN: "Haha! My 'S' is the biggest 'S' of all!"
CHRIS REEVE SUPERMAN: "Why am I even here? This is so embarrassing..."
B. ROUTH SUPERMAN: "I Am Mighty!"
G. REEVES SUPERMAN: "How Did I get played by Ben Affleck?"
KIRK ALYN SUPERMAN: "Y'know, all the problems of a bunch of actors who played the Man of Steel just don't amount to a Hill of Beans in this crazy world."
kedrell
09-11-2007, 09:47 PM
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
DEAN CAIN SUPERMAN: "Haha! My 'S' is the biggest 'S' of all!"
All other Supermen: "Yeah you got a big red "S", you want a black "I" to go with it?!"
Dr. Fate
09-12-2007, 10:34 AM
http://www.jimnolt.com/Graphics/TV1%20copy.JPG
GEORGE REEVES SUPERMAN: "Affleck, you da bomb in Phantoms yo!"
http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/2101_5508_1.jpg (javascript:void(0))
BEN AFFLECK DAREDEVIL: "Really?"
ultimatefan
09-12-2007, 10:43 AM
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
DEAN CAIN SUPERMAN: "Haha! My 'S' is the biggest 'S' of all!"
CHRIS REEVE SUPERMAN: "Why am I even here? This is so embarrassing..."
B. ROUTH SUPERMAN: "I Am Mighty!"
G. REEVES SUPERMAN: "How Did I get played by Ben Affleck?"
KIRK ALYN SUPERMAN: "Y'know, all the problems of a bunch of actors who played the Man of Steel just don't amount to a Hill of Beans in this crazy world."
hehehe
ultimatefan
09-12-2007, 10:44 AM
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
Adult pointing: So, whoīs the real Superman, kid?
Kid: The second one from the left, of course!
Adult: Good job, son!
Dr. Fate
09-12-2007, 10:50 AM
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
Adult pointing: So, whoīs the real Superman, kid?
Kid: The second one from the left, of course!
Adult: Good job, son!
Hahahahahahaha!
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What? All I said was that I enjoyed my life growing up in the rural American heartland! Is it so wrong to have just a little bit of pride in my American upbringing?"
BATMAN: "Yes!!!"
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
Cain: *thinking* "God, these tights are uncomfortable."
Reeve: *thinking* "Why the hell is that Brandon kid front and center? Doesn't he know that I'M the Superman that everyone remembers?!?"
Brandon; *thinking* "hehe, this photoshoot will surely make me a legend in Hollywood."
Reeves: *thinking* "Where the hell is Tom Welling?"
Alyn: *thinking* "Where am I? :huh: "
ultimatefan
09-12-2007, 12:01 PM
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
Cain: *thinking* "God, these tights are uncomfortable."
Reeve: *thinking* "Why the hell is that Brandon kid front and center? Doesn't he know that I'M the Superman that everyone remembers?!?"
Brandon; *thinking* "hehe, this photoshoot will surely make me a legend in Hollywood."
Reeves: *thinking* "Where the hell is Tom Welling?"
Alyn: *thinking* "Where am I? :huh: "
hehehe, that reminded me of that infamous Vanity Fair cover photo shoot with the Desperate Housewives stars...
ultimatefan
09-12-2007, 12:02 PM
Hahahahahahaha!
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What? All I said was that I enjoyed my life growing up in the rural American heartland! Is it so wrong to have just a little bit of pride in my American upbringing?"
BATMAN: "Yes!!!"
Thanks! heh, "Youīre talking to the wrong person about how cool it is to grow up in USA, Clark!"
Dr. Fate
09-12-2007, 03:41 PM
Thanks! heh, "Youīre talking to the wrong person about how cool it is to grow up in USA, Clark!"
Thank you.
Good stuff Crow, D-X-G, U-F.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
BATMAN: "Say it! Say that you loved the complete lack of Saruman in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King theatrical cut! Say that it was better for the film franchise and its theatrical running!"
SUPERMAN: "Never!"
ultimatefan
09-12-2007, 04:40 PM
Thank you.
Good stuff Crow, D-X-G, U-F.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
BATMAN: "Say it! Say that you loved the complete lack of Saruman in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King theatrical cut! Say that it was better for the film franchise and its theatrical running!"
SUPERMAN: "Never!"
Thanks! Heh, I wonīt be saying that either, Bats!
Dr. Fate
09-12-2007, 05:10 PM
Thanks! Heh, I wonīt be saying that either, Bats!
And thanks be to you.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
BATMAN: "You used your X-Ray vision on Catwoman didn't you?! Didn't you?!"
SUPERMAN: "Hey, can I help that your on again/off again true lover girl has a great body?"
ultimatefan
09-13-2007, 07:47 AM
And thanks be to you.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
BATMAN: "You used your X-Ray vision on Catwoman didn't you?! Didn't you?!"
SUPERMAN: "Hey, can I help that your on again/off again true lover girl has a great body?"
hehe, yeah, true lover girl/femme fatale/sometimes partner/sometimes enemy...
Dr. Fate
09-13-2007, 08:03 AM
hehe, yeah, true lover girl/femme fatale/sometimes partner/sometimes enemy...
One of the most frustrating relationships in the history of literature.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
CHRISOTPHER REEVE SUPERMAN: "Are you frightened?"
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
MICHAEL KEATON BATMAN: "Yes."
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
CHRISTOPHER REEVE SUPERMAN: "Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you."
ultimatefan
09-13-2007, 02:48 PM
http://www.voanews.com/english/images/AP_Britney_Spears_MTV_Awards_210.jpg
http://www.ultimatetoys.com.my/New/Superman/SupermanReturns/HotToys/Superman%20Returns%20Movie%202.jpg
I declare Britney SpearsīVMA performance the most disappointing comeback of the year, and I KNOW something about that matter...
GeoffTheArtist
09-13-2007, 07:29 PM
Took your advice again, Doc.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/33.jpg
QUESTION: "Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?"
SUPERMAN: "They're OK."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/39.jpg
QUESTION: "Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor."
SUPERMAN: "Hey Halberstram."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/34.jpg
QUESTION: "Yes, Allen?"
SUPERMAN: "Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?"
QUESTION: "No, Allen."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/35.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Is that a rain coat?"
QUESTION: "Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/36.jpg
QUESTION: "Hey Paul!"
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/superman/03.jpg
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/32.jpg
QUESTION: "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!"
Dr. Fate
09-13-2007, 08:12 PM
Perfect!:woot:
Thank you.
You are wise to listen to your doctor Geoff.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/34.jpg
SUPERMAN: "How dare you make fun of my black dot eyes! You don't even have eyes!"
QUESTION: "I wear a mask. You don't."
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, well, you're a B-Lister!"
QUESTION: "Okay now you're just being mean."
Redwoods Wolf
09-14-2007, 03:37 AM
How did I miss this thread up until now? SR is a comedy goldmine, for godssakes.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
SUPERMAN: Brandon Routh...your angel of death awaits...
PHANTASM: Hey!
Redwoods Wolf
09-14-2007, 03:39 AM
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
BATMAN: Clark, watch out, there's a bee by your head!
SUPERMAN: I got the one by your thigh!
Redwoods Wolf
09-14-2007, 03:46 AM
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
Adult pointing: So, whoīs the real Superman, kid?
Kid: The second one from the left, of course!
Adult: Good job, son!
HA! :D The funny thing is, Kirk Alyn kind of looks like Alex Ross' version of Superman there...except for the Adam West-style physique.
ultimatefan
09-14-2007, 06:57 AM
HA! :D The funny thing is, Kirk Alyn kind of looks like Alex Ross' version of Superman there...except for the Adam West-style physique.
Thanks! Yeah, the "beer belly" look was kinda popular back then...:woot:
ultimatefan
09-14-2007, 06:58 AM
Thank you.
You are wise to listen to your doctor Geoff.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/question/34.jpg
SUPERMAN: "How dare you make fun of my black dot eyes! You don't even have eyes!"
QUESTION: "I wear a mask. You don't."
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, well, you're a B-Lister!"
QUESTION: "Okay now you're just being mean."
hehehehehe
ultimatefan
09-14-2007, 06:59 AM
How did I miss this thread up until now? SR is a comedy goldmine, for godssakes.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102842A~Christopher-Reeve-Superman-Posters.jpg
SUPERMAN: Brandon Routh...your angel of death awaits...
PHANTASM: Hey!
hehehe, MOTP.
kedrell
09-14-2007, 01:31 PM
How did I miss this thread up until now? SR is a comedy goldmine, for godssakes.
Hehe, SR's great for that. I felt the same way about the X3 and Punisher threads.
ultimatefan
09-14-2007, 07:17 PM
What man wouldn't?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/SupermanUN.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Abortions for all!"
CROWD: "Boo!"
SUPERMAN: "Hmm. Abortions for none!"
CROWD: "Boo!"
SUPERMAN: "*grumble* Abortions for some, small wavy American flags for others!"
CROWD: "Yay!"
hehehehehe, one of my favorite Simpsons quotes.
Dr. Fate
09-14-2007, 08:08 PM
And once again a whole bunch of captions have magically disappeared. :whatever:
http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg
KRYPTONIAN IN RINGS: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
KRYPTONIAN ELDER #1: "There is a great disturbance in the Force."
C. Lee
09-14-2007, 08:08 PM
I fail to see why this is important to me or important in general. You really need to calm down. :oldrazz:
Actually she has a point....many of the pics in here (which are starting to be removed) are misogynistic. I've had to sweep out these threads in the past....looks like I need to do it again.
Crude comments about any group of people are not allowed.
Most of us agree that Megan Fox is pretty....but she doesn't need to be in every post.
Keep it clean in here.
Dr. Fate
09-14-2007, 08:17 PM
http://www.starman-imaging.com/oct04/batbwtrn364a.jpg
Batman: "You tried to take over the 21st century using a giant island of Kryptonite? What the Hell's wrong with you? Even the Joker's schemes aren't that outlandishly moronic."
http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/uploads/JonGodson/2005-09-07_151304_supermanr1.jpg
Lex Luthor: "Shut up!"
Angeloz
09-14-2007, 10:18 PM
http://www.starman-imaging.com/oct04/batbwtrn364a.jpg
Batman: "Why? Why doesn't the Joker threaten the whole continent?"
http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/uploads/JonGodson/2005-09-07_151304_supermanr1.jpg
Lex Luthor: "Because you're not Superman."
;) :oldrazz:
By the way I like Batman.
Angeloz
Dr. Fate
09-15-2007, 12:32 AM
Everyone likes Batman. He wouldn't have had two theatrical serials, one live action TV series, 5 movies, a handful of animated appearances (highlighted by the excellent animated series that ran between 1992-1995) and God knows how much merchandise otherwise.
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Really Lex, you thought riding into Metropolis on a giant cake float throwing money at the people while you carted giant balloons full of poison gas and blaring Prince music was going to work? Even the Joker couldn't make that one work."
LEX LUTHOR: "What can I say? I was bored and no other plans were available."
Angeloz
09-15-2007, 12:47 AM
Everyone likes Batman. He wouldn't have had two theatrical serials, one live action TV series, 5 movies, a handful of animated appearances (highlighted by the excellent animated series that ran between 1992-1995) and God knows how much merchandise otherwise.
Including Burton (liking him)? ;)
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Really Lex, you thought riding into Metropolis on a giant cake float throwing money at the people while you carted giant balloons full of poison gas and blaring Prince music was going to work? Even the Joker couldn't make that one work."
LEX LUTHOR: "What can I say? I was bored and no other plans were available."
LOL. :D
Angeloz
Dr. Fate
09-15-2007, 10:36 AM
Including Burton (liking him)? ;)
I half expected you to say "Including Schumacher (liking him)?" since making fun of Schumacher tends to be more prevalent than making fun of Burton.
LOL. :D
Angeloz
Thank you.
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hello there little friends, Jimmy and I here today to inform you that Joel Schumacher is actually a better director than his two Batman films would suggest."
matthooper
09-15-2007, 12:19 PM
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg
Superman Returns: You'll believe a man can lift things!
Dr. Fate
09-15-2007, 12:43 PM
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg
Superman Returns: You'll believe a man can lift things!
Hehehehehe
http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman4/superman4_04.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Y'know the difference between you and me?"
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg
ROUTH: "???"
http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman4/superman4_04.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I make this look good."
ultimatefan
09-15-2007, 01:40 PM
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg
Superman Returns: You'll believe a man can lift things!
hehehehe
ultimatefan
09-15-2007, 06:40 PM
http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg
KRYPTONIAN IN RINGS: This is the double hoolahoop. Cīmon guys, this is gonna be the most popular toy on the planet! And everybodyīs gonna play it dressed like me!
KRYPTONIAN OUT OF RINGS: Okay, now I agree with Jor-El. This planet is doomed...
ultimatefan
09-15-2007, 07:17 PM
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
Jimmy: Isnīt it weird how weīre both wearing preposterous outfits, but for completely different reasons?
Dr. Fate
09-15-2007, 09:53 PM
http://www.25frames.org/media/screens/1095.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I will not be eaten by a giant computer! I draw the line at being eaten by giant computers!"
ultimatefan
09-16-2007, 02:06 PM
http://www.25frames.org/media/screens/1095.jpg
SUPERMAN: Stupid eighties science fiction! Iīm getting a laptop!
Dr. Fate
09-16-2007, 08:47 PM
http://www.25frames.org/media/screens/1095.jpg
SUPERMAN: Stupid eighties science fiction! Iīm getting a laptop!
Hehehehe
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/SUP3007A3434344P.jpg
CLARK: "I take it back! I love 80s science! Really I do!"
ultimatefan
09-17-2007, 06:12 AM
Hehehehe
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/SUP3007A3434344P.jpg
CLARK: "I take it back! I love 80s science! Really I do!"
Thanks! hehehe, nice followup!
Dr. Fate
09-17-2007, 11:24 AM
Thanks! hehehe, nice followup!
Sure thing.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/fan-art/SuperMan1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Superman SMASH!"
http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/uploads/JonGodson/2005-09-07_151304_supermanr1.jpg
LEX LUTHOR: "Holy cradp Supes, you're turning into the Incredible Hulk on me."
ultimatefan
09-18-2007, 06:45 AM
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
Jimmy: Well, now they canīt put those sexy Megan Fox pics here anymore, itīs just you and me, Supes, hehehe...
Supes: hehehe, get the hell away or my eyes will toast you...
kedrell
09-18-2007, 07:09 AM
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
Supes: "Jimmy, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Dr. Fate
09-18-2007, 09:57 AM
http://www.savasart.com/Forums/Bizarro.jpg
BIZARRO: "Me am not Brandon Routh Superman damn it, me am Bizarro! Dang it, me am wishing our suits not so alike."
ultimatefan
09-18-2007, 01:23 PM
http://www.savasart.com/Forums/Bizarro.jpg
BIZARRO: "Me am not Brandon Routh Superman damn it, me am Bizarro! Dang it, me am wishing our suits not so alike."
hehehe
ultimatefan
09-18-2007, 01:24 PM
http://www.savasart.com/Forums/Bizarro.jpg
BIZARRO: Me am what, Bizarro/Dark Knight Joker?
Redwoods Wolf
09-18-2007, 01:29 PM
http://www.savasart.com/Forums/Bizarro.jpg
SUPERMAN RETURNS AGAIN
You'll Believe A Man Can Sew His 'S' On Backwards!
Redwoods Wolf
09-18-2007, 01:37 PM
http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg
COUNCILMAN: I thought I told you to capture Iron Man.
COUNCILMAN 2:This isn't?
COUNCILMAN: Yeah, look at him. He barely graduates to Cardboard Man.
COUNCILMAN 2: Damn. So much for a rival non-Batman DC release...
COUNCILMAN: Way to go.
COUNCILMAN 2: Well, at least I still have Margot Kidder's number.
COUNCILMAN: Hey, hey, hey, my friend--I called dibs, remember?
Redwoods Wolf
09-18-2007, 01:41 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
SUPES: Twisted fiend--now that I've caught you, you'll ever bother Snoopy again!
LEX: I didn't know it was a dog...
Dr. Fate
09-18-2007, 09:22 PM
http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
ROUTH: "Hey, did you hear? I might actually *fight* a supervillain in the next film!"
BOSWORTH: "Assuming you - and we - don't get shelved for the hypothetical JLA film, which you are reportedly not a part of."
ROUTH: "Damn."
I finally saw Superman IV......
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
Hackman: "WTF was that I just saw?"
Reeve: "That was Superman IV..."
Hackman: ".....Oh God..."
Yeah, that sucked....:o
Bad Superman
09-19-2007, 11:46 AM
http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg
COUNCILMAN 1: **Begins human beat box music.**
COUNCILMAN 2: Dance, Salome. Dance!!!
Angeloz
09-19-2007, 11:49 AM
I finally saw Superman IV......
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
Hackman: "WTF was that I just saw?"
Reeve: "That was Superman IV..."
Hackman: ".....Oh God..."
Yeah, that sucked....:o
Did you really? What DVD collection? If illegal better not to mention it. Just curious by the way.
Angeloz
Did you really? What DVD collection? If illegal better not to mention it. Just curious by the way.
Angeloz
I saw it last night on Youtube......I think it's been taken down now though, I looked for it again and I couldn't find it ....
I'm kinda happy though because it made me realise that there's actually worse superhero movies out there than Fantastic Four 2. lol :oldrazz:
Angeloz
09-19-2007, 12:03 PM
There's also "Batman & Robin" plus "Catwoman". I've seen one but not the latter. They'd probably be worse than "Fantastic Four 2".
Angeloz
There's also "Batman & Robin" plus "Catwoman". I've seen one but not the latter. They'd probably be worse than "Fantastic Four 2".
Angeloz
I saw B&R.......and IMO, I actually think it's WORSE than B&R.
I mean, B&R I can actually get a laugh from. FF2 was just depressing....:csad:
Dr. Fate
09-19-2007, 12:31 PM
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/bb/PDVD_067.JPG/600px-PDVD_067.JPG
ALAN TUDYK: "Y'know, all you had to do was agree to play Hal Jordan while I played Barry Allen, but NOOOOOOOOOOO. You had to get up on your high horse and act like you were too good for Hal Jordan. You had to act like you were above playing a superhero. You had to go and say 'Bah, I won't lower myself to this drivel, I was the star of a failed TV series created by Joss Whedon'!"
NATHAN FILLION: "Shut up!"
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
JIMMY OLSEN: "Wow, watching those two guys from that cancelled Whedon show get tortured sure is fun Superman."
SUPERMAN: "Yes it is, Jimmy, yes it is. And so shall be the fate of all who refuse to aid Warner Brothers in doing a live action film adaptation of Justice League America!"
ultimatefan
09-19-2007, 12:37 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
Superman: What the hell is your problem with me?!? Joker doesnīt bother Batman in all his movies! Green Goblin doesnīt bother Spider-Man in all his movies - well, not directly at least...
Lex: Cīmon, I left you alone in Superman III!
Superman: Yeah, and I had to put up with Richard Pryor as a villain! Big consolation prize!
Dr. Fate
09-19-2007, 01:00 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
Superman: What the hell is your problem with me?!? Joker doesnīt bother Batman in all his movies! Green Goblin doesnīt bother Spider-Man in all his movies - well, not directly at least...
Lex: Cīmon, I left you alone in Superman III!
Superman: Yeah, and I had to put up with Richard Pryor as a villain! Big consolation prize!
Hehehehe
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/11.jpg
LOIS LANE: "And the Hell of it is he still owed me $20."
ultimatefan
09-19-2007, 01:04 PM
Hehehehe
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/11.jpg
LOIS LANE: "And the Hell of it is he still owed me $20."
hehehehe
Dr. Fate
09-19-2007, 09:17 PM
hehehehe
Thank you.
http://www.25frames.org/media/screens/1095.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Ah nuts to this, I'm gonna go rent 300."
Redwoods Wolf
09-20-2007, 01:17 AM
Thank you.
http://www.25frames.org/media/screens/1095.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Ah nuts to this, I'm gonna go rent 300."
Hahahahaha! :D
http://www.25frames.org/media/screens/1095.jpg
SUPERMAN (muttering): Stupid "resistance is futile" nonsense...I hate machines...
Redwoods Wolf
09-20-2007, 01:19 AM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/11.jpg
GUARD: Ma'am, I can understand how you'd be upset, but I've got to get this wing of the mall closed by 10:30 or the wife's gonna kill me.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/11.jpg
Guard: "What happened to him?!?"
Lois: "He watched Batman & Robin, Superman IV and Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer in subsequent order....:csad:"
Dr. Fate
09-20-2007, 12:30 PM
Hahahahaha! :D
http://www.25frames.org/media/screens/1095.jpg
SUPERMAN (muttering): Stupid "resistance is futile" nonsense...I hate machines...
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/11.jpg
GUARD: Ma'am, I can understand how you'd be upset, but I've got to get this wing of the mall closed by 10:30 or the wife's gonna kill me.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
And thanks.
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Alright Lex, no more selling defective condoms over the internet for you!"
LEX LUTHOR: "Well, it was fun while it lasted..."
Brian Braddock
09-20-2007, 01:22 PM
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
Supes: "Jimmy, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Hehe :D
Supes: "Jimmy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
Dr. Fate
09-20-2007, 02:06 PM
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
JIMMY: "Hey everybody! We're gonna get laid!"
ultimatefan
09-20-2007, 03:26 PM
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
JIMMY: "Hey everybody! We're gonna get laid!"
hehehe, miracles happen... On a side note, In spite of his skinny physique Reeve was quite the babe magnet in college, Robin Williams jokes about how his strategy was to go for the girls who didnīt get a shot with him...:woot:
ultimatefan
09-20-2007, 03:27 PM
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
JIMMY: For the last frikking time, Iīm not his b****!!
Dr. Fate
09-20-2007, 03:38 PM
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
JIMMY: For the last frikking time, Iīm not his b****!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/11.jpg
LOIS LANE: "And he'll never live to see this thread break 200 pages. Oh the tragedy..."
Dr. Fate
09-20-2007, 03:42 PM
http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What's this crap I hear of you being *my* mentor in the Justice League film?"
BATMAN: "Just unfounded rumors Supes, I swear!"
SUPERMAN: "How about rumors that you're gonna be the founder and leader of the League when that's my job?"
BATMAN: "Rumors, just rumors! You think I wanna be seen hanging out with a bunch of characters who aren't anywhere near as popular as myself?"
SUPERMAN: "I think you just want to milk your image for all its worth."
BATMAN: "But you'd do the same thing in my place!"
SUPERMAN: "That's cause I'm the grand-daddy of all superheroes! No matter how much cooler everyone tries to make you out to be, you can never change the fact that you were created because *I* was a hit way back in 1938! You can never take that away from me!"
lou2099
09-20-2007, 03:52 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/SUP3007A3434344P.jpg
CLARK: Hey! This is the best part of Superman 3! Hell, it's the only good part!
Dr. Fate
09-20-2007, 04:08 PM
http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-george-reeves-sup.jpg
GEORGE REEVES SUPERMAN: "Hey, who put my 'S' on backwards?"
Dr. Fate
09-20-2007, 04:11 PM
http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg
JERRY SEINFELD: "Hey Supes."
SUPERMAN: "Hey Jerry."
KRAMER: "You exchanged George for Superman?"
SUPERMAN: "No, I just dropped in to let you know we're almost at 200 pages."
http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-george-reeves-sup.jpg
GEORGE REEVES SUPERMAN: "C'mon you fanboys, one more page and you crack 200!"
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/SUP3007A3434344P.jpg
CHRIS REEVE CLARK KENT: "Please, for the love of God break 200!"
http://www.25frames.org/media/screens/1095.jpg
CHRIS REEVE SUPERMAN: "Almost 200 but not quite 200? Damn it, I gotta do everything around here?"
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
SUPERMAN: "See how happy Jimmy is that we've almost hit 200?"
lou2099
09-20-2007, 04:13 PM
http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-george-reeves-sup.jpg
GEORGE REEVES SUPERMAN: Bizarro, eh? {thinking} So maybe I should stop thinking of killing myself?
ultimatefan
09-20-2007, 08:44 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/11.jpg
LOIS LANE: "And he'll never live to see this thread break 200 pages. Oh the tragedy..."
Thanks! hehe, itīll be worse, by the time he gets there, heīll have a mullet!
kedrell
09-20-2007, 09:10 PM
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/Jimmy_SupermanIV.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Have you found Jesus yet, Olsen?"
Jimmy: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."
hammy
09-20-2007, 09:50 PM
http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/superman1/superman1_02.jpg
COUNCILMAN: I thought I told you to capture Iron Man.
COUNCILMAN 2:This isn't?
COUNCILMAN: Yeah, look at him. He barely graduates to Cardboard Man.
COUNCILMAN 2: Damn. So much for a rival non-Batman DC release...
COUNCILMAN: Way to go.
COUNCILMAN 2: Well, at least I still have Margot Kidder's number.
COUNCILMAN: Hey, hey, hey, my friend--I called dibs, remember?
Bwhahaha! :woot:
hammy
09-20-2007, 09:51 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/10/11/reeveSUP400845455BG.jpg
SUPES: Twisted fiend--now that I've caught you, you'll ever bother Snoopy again!
LEX: I didn't know it was a dog...
Not perving or anything, but CR's hips look so good in this picture. :o
Dr. Fate
09-21-2007, 11:01 AM
http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-george-reeves-sup.jpg
GEORGE REEVES SUPERMAN: "No, I am not Ben Affleck, I did not play Daredevil, I did not star in any of those Kevin Smith films and I sure as Heck did not date Jennifer Lopez! Why do people keep mistaking me for Ben Affleck?"
http://www.25frames.org/media/screens/1095.jpg
CHRIS REEVE SUPERMAN: "How should I know? I'm still trying to figure out how Richard Pryor got into #3! I mean, don't get me wrong, Richard Pryor was comedic genius, but he had no place in a superhero film."
ultimatefan
09-21-2007, 11:21 AM
http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-george-reeves-sup.jpg
GEORGE REEVES SUPERMAN: People confuse me with Ben Affleck?!? And they say I had no reason to shoot my brains...
Dr. Fate
09-21-2007, 11:45 AM
http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-george-reeves-sup.jpg
GEORGE REEVES SUPERMAN: People confuse me with Ben Affleck?!? And they say I had no reason to shoot my brains...
Now that's macabre. Funny, but macabre.
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5038/superman6.jpg
SUPERMAN: "See? The 'S' *is* supposed to be this big!"
ultimatefan
09-21-2007, 12:21 PM
Now that's macabre. Funny, but macabre.
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5038/superman6.jpg
SUPERMAN: "See? The 'S' *is* supposed to be this big!"
I know, thatīs my "British humor" side...:woot:
I didnīt have much of a problem with the shield in the SR suit, actually. It looked almost invisible in the first pic, but overall it was distinguishable enough.
ultimatefan
09-21-2007, 12:23 PM
Who's that?
Mike O'Hearn, a bodybuilder who played Supes in Sandy Colloraīs fan made Worldīs Finest trailer. Looks a little too "steroid abuser" for my liking, but heīs actually kinda cool in the trailer.
Mr. Socko
09-21-2007, 02:16 PM
Mike O'Hearn, a bodybuilder who played Supes in Sandy Colloraīs fan made Worldīs Finest trailer. Looks a little too "steroid abuser" for my liking, but heīs actually kinda cool in the trailer.
He was just a wee big, but my biggest problem was his face. He looked like a mix between The Rock and Nic Cage.
ultimatefan
09-21-2007, 03:24 PM
He was just a wee big, but my biggest problem was his face. He looked like a mix between The Rock and Nic Cage.
Mine was the reverse, I was okay with the face, but his bodyīs highly indicative of steroid use, and I have always been adamant against superheroes looking like that, in comics or movies. To look strong is one thing, to look like youīre on the juice is another. Plus, bodybuilderīs bodies are more for show than anything else, just like models are supsrskinny for the clothes, not because they look hotter with those anorexic bodies, which they donīt.
SuperDaniel
09-21-2007, 03:27 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/11.jpg
Guard: "What happened to him?!?"
Lois: "He watched Batman & Robin, Superman IV and Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer in subsequent order....:csad:"
ROFLMAO.:woot: :woot: :woot:
Dr. Fate
09-21-2007, 04:20 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Death to 20th Century Fox! Death to you for cancelling Firefly!"
Redwoods Wolf
09-22-2007, 03:42 AM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
"Don't go anywhere, Timm, you're doing Dark Knight Returns next!"
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
Superman: "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!"
Redwoods Wolf
09-22-2007, 05:24 AM
^Of course. :)
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/11.jpg
GUARD: I don't know what she's so upset about--at least she got illustrated, I'm just a hastily thrown-together MS Paint creation.
ultimatefan
09-22-2007, 11:29 AM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/11.jpg
LOIS: Heīs just heard that theyīre going to yet AGAIN "reboot" him with the new Justice League movie, and his brains went meltdown...
Dr. Fate
09-22-2007, 12:21 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
Superman: "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!"
D'aw, ya beat me to it! Good call though. :word:
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/11.jpg
GUARD: "What happened to him?"
LOIS LANE: "It wasn't just one thing, it was a lot of things. First 'Superman Returns' didn't get quite the reaction we all wanted, then he found out that not one but two new actors were tapped to voice him in the DTVs, then he heard the SR sequel was being shelved in favor of a JLA film, then he heard that they were going to cast an even YOUNGER actor to play him in JLA and that JLA would be pitched with Batman being his mentor and also with Batman being the JLA's undisputed leader, thus making him Batman's biotch."
GUARD: "Jeez, is that all?"
LOIS LANE: "No. He also found out that Marvel ended Spider-Man's marriage to Mary-Jane Watson and, well, he just couldn't take it anymore. He went insane with paranoia that DC would steal the idea and divorce us next."
GUARD: "Wow. That's harsh."
ultimatefan
09-22-2007, 12:46 PM
D'aw, ya beat me to it! Good call though. :word:
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/11.jpg
GUARD: "What happened to him?"
LOIS LANE: "It wasn't just one thing, it was a lot of things. First 'Superman Returns' didn't get quite the reaction we all wanted, then he found out that not one but two new actors were tapped to voice him in the DTVs, then he heard the SR sequel was being shelved in favor of a JLA film, then he heard that they were going to cast an even YOUNGER actor to play him in JLA and that JLA would be pitched with Batman being his mentor and also with Batman being the JLA's undisputed leader, thus making him Batman's biotch."
GUARD: "Jeez, is that all?"
LOIS LANE: "No. He also found out that Marvel ended Spider-Man's marriage to Mary-Jane Watson and, well, he just couldn't take it anymore. He went insane with paranoia that DC would steal the idea and divorce us next."
GUARD: "Wow. That's harsh."
hehehehe, the worst part is thatīs quite possible...
Dr. Fate
09-22-2007, 01:18 PM
hehehehe, the worst part is thatīs quite possible...
Yeah, seriously.
http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/d-george-reeves-sup.jpg
GEORGE REEVES SUPERMAN: "What?! Mary-Jane Watson and Spider-Man got divorced?! Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
http://www.25frames.org/media/screens/1095.jpg
CHRISTOPHER REEVE SUPERMAN: "Spidey & MJ divorced?! Aw Hell No!"
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5038/superman6.jpg
MIKE O'HEARN SUPERMAN: "Quesada, you and all your underlings and henchmen at Marvel will drink the black sperm of my vengeance for what you did to Spidey & MJ!"
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
DD SUPERMAN: "Quesada, you have broken the sacred and holy union of Spider-Man and Mary-Jane Watson! Blasphemer, Idolator! For this you shall drink bitter waters! You are not worthy of being in control of Marvel Comics! For this outrage, the penalty is death! You must pay with your life for destroying what was, what had been, and what should forever have remained a successful superhero marriage! I will see you rotting in the deepest, darkest, dirtiest depths of Hell for this atrocity, and may God have mercy on your soul!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/2.7.07JoeQuesada2.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/2.7.07JoeQuesada2.jpg)
JOE QUESADA: "Oh snap..."
D'aw, ya beat me to it! Good call though. :word:
I love Scarface. Can never get enough of it. :word:
Your Reaction to JLA, One More Day etc. caption was funny BTW
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5038/superman6.jpg
Superman: "Listen to me, you girly man! I'm here to PUMP, YOU UP!"
Dr. Fate
09-22-2007, 01:45 PM
I love Scarface. Can never get enough of it. :word:
Your Reaction to JLA, One More Day etc. caption was funny BTW
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5038/superman6.jpg
Superman: "Listen to me, you girly man! I'm here to PUMP, YOU UP!"
Thanks, I love your reference to the Hanz/Franz SNL caption there.
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5038/superman6.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hmm, maybe this would work better if it were at night... naw, that be too much like Batman."
EDIT: Hey, 200 pages, we did it!
Thanks, I love your reference to the Hanz/Franz SNL caption there.
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5038/superman6.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hmm, maybe this would work better if it were at night... naw, that be too much like Batman."
EDIT: Hey, 200 pages, we did it!
Thank you too. Hehe, stick with daylight Supes.
And, Yay! 200 pages! :yay:
Dr. Fate
09-22-2007, 09:46 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
MULLET SUPERMAN: "Dodge this."
ultimatefan
09-23-2007, 07:20 AM
I love Scarface. Can never get enough of it. :word:
Your Reaction to JLA, One More Day etc. caption was funny BTW
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5038/superman6.jpg
Superman: "Listen to me, you girly man! I'm here to PUMP, YOU UP!"
hehehehe, Hans and Franz!
ultimatefan
09-23-2007, 07:24 AM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er!!
Dr. Fate
09-23-2007, 09:55 AM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Go ahead. Make my day."
ultimatefan
09-23-2007, 02:33 PM
^^hehe, the parade of the badass action heroes one-liners!
kedrell
09-23-2007, 08:20 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!"
Dr. Fate
09-23-2007, 08:53 PM
^^hehe, the parade of the badass action heroes one-liners!
Let's keep them coming.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hasta La Vista, Baby!"
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Eat This!"
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: "John, I'm not gonna shoot ya between the eyes... I'm gonna shoot ya between the balls!"
ultimatefan
09-24-2007, 07:39 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
Hey terrorist! Terrorize this!
ultimatefan
09-24-2007, 07:42 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
Good guy, bad guy, Super guy... Iīm the guy with the laser gun!
Dr. Fate
09-24-2007, 11:49 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
Hey terrorist! Terrorize this!
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
Good guy, bad guy, Super guy... Iīm the guy with the laser gun!
Aw, ya beat me to the first one! Oh well, they're both hilarious.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Excuse me while I whip this out!"
kedrell
09-25-2007, 12:02 AM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/21.jpg
Supes: "I'm gonna find who the smartass was who thought it'd be a good idea to put "t's" on my cheeks and turn him into my personal hand-puppet! For the last time, I am not Mr. Terrific!"
kedrell
09-25-2007, 12:04 AM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/06.jpg
Lois: "Your mascara's running, Clark."
Redwoods Wolf
09-25-2007, 01:18 AM
http://www.chirographum.com/weblog/images/superman274.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Say what?
CAP: Come on now....that's just uncalled for.
WONDER WOMAN: Yeah, we've earned our places in the sun, too.
FLASH: They can't just act like we're B-grade!
BATMAN: Relax, gentlemen (and lady)...my powers of prep-time are kicking in to form a typically impervious plan.
And that's how, years later, Superman III, IV, and Returns got green-lit.
Redwoods Wolf
09-25-2007, 02:48 AM
http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg
SUPES: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
JERRY: Wow.
KRAMER: You're Batman.
SUPES: Yeah, yeah, I am B... *glares*
I love that picture, by the way. Can't believe I didn't see it until now.
ultimatefan
09-25-2007, 06:34 AM
Aw, ya beat me to the first one! Oh well, they're both hilarious.
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Excuse me while I whip this out!"
Yeah, that oneīs pretty cool too!
ultimatefan
09-25-2007, 06:42 AM
http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg
SUPES: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
JERRY: Wow.
KRAMER: You're Batman.
SUPES: Yeah, yeah, I am B... *glares*
I love that picture, by the way. Can't believe I didn't see it until now.
hehehehehe
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
Superman: "I am gonna make you suffer for all the crimes you have commited!"
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/06/15_timstory_lgl.jpg
Story: "...........Bugger!"
ultimatefan
09-25-2007, 11:57 AM
http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/5840/07uu.jpg
KRAMER: I don't trust men in capes.
JERRY: You can't cast aspersions on someone just because they're wearin' a
cape. .. Superman wears a cape.. An' I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand
here an' let you say something bad about him.
KRAMER: All right Superman's the exception.
SUPES: Huh, thank you, I guess...
JERRY: But whatīs the deal with the underwear on top of the pants? Now THATīS kinda suspicious...
lou2099
09-25-2007, 03:42 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: Dodge this.
Dr. Fate
09-25-2007, 09:02 PM
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
Superman: "I am gonna make you suffer for all the crimes you have commited!"
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/06/15_timstory_lgl.jpg
Story: "...........Bugger!"
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/doomsday/media/gallery/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/06/15_timstory_lgl.jpg
TIM STORY: "Aw snap..."
ultimatefan
09-25-2007, 10:02 PM
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JERRY SEINFELD: Cīmon Brandon, cheer up! Now that the sequel is postponed, you can make some American Express commercials with me!
MICHAEL RICHARDS: And I can take the chance to apologize some more for my unfortunate racist rant...
BRANDON ROUTH: Oh, for the love of God...
kedrell
09-25-2007, 10:26 PM
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Clark: "There's a sale at Penny's!"
Dr. Fate
09-25-2007, 10:57 PM
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JERRY SEINFELD: Cīmon Brandon, cheer up! Now that the sequel is postponed, you can make some American Express commercials with me!
MICHAEL RICHARDS: And I can take the chance to apologize some more for my unfortunate racist rant...
BRANDON ROUTH: Oh, for the love of God...
hehehehehehe
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SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, who cut the wire that was supposed to be swinging me from point A to point B?!"
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SUPERMAN: "Sabotage my sequel will you?! I hope you fall on your keys!"
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
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SUPERMAN: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
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TIM STORY: "Aw snap..."
Thanks. :woot:
Nice Pulp Fiction reference. :yay:
ultimatefan
09-26-2007, 11:57 AM
hehehehehehe
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SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, who cut the wire that was supposed to be swinging me from point A to point B?!"
http://www.loonyboi.com/blog/archives/superman_reeve_2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Sabotage my sequel will you?! I hope you fall on your keys!"
Thanks! hehehe, donīt be jealous Supes...
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