Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

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Superman: ****ing writers´ strike... ****ing postponed sequel... ****ing pretty boys rumored to play me in Justice League...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/nadiesuper1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Change my red to burgundy/maroon? Inconceivable!"

[Dr. Fate]

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ROUTH: "Hi, since my Superman sequel may not be happening and I've been banned for life from the potential JLA movie, I'm here to audition for the role of Kraven the Hunter."


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EDDIE & SPIDEY: "Noooooooooooo!"

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ROUTH: "Hey, at least I'm tall and partially built with naturally dark hair, unlike like Gopher Face- oh I'm sorry, I mean Topher Grace who who's barely 5'11", scrawny as Hell and had to bleach his hair."

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BALE: "He's got a point there dudes."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

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SUPERMAN: "Change my red to burgundy/maroon? Inconceivable!"

Thanks! I can understand a lot of changes when adapting a comic book character to the screen, put Superman in burgundy or maroon red is not one of them...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! I can understand a lot of changes when adapting a comic book character to the screen, put Superman in burgundy or maroon red is not one of them...
Damn right.

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REEVE: "So, writer's strike?"
ROUTH: "Yeah."
REEVE: "That's a shame. The sad, sad, sad truth of life is even with all our great power, we cannot overcome those certain innate traits of the human condition known as greed and/or stupidity."
ROUTH: "The human condition sucks."
REEVE: "Yes it does. It's probably best that you learn that now while you're still young."

[ultimatefan]

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Superman: True story, Bruce, I was flying around, minding my business, than I saw Diana, totally naked, on a rooftop, legs open, moaning with pleasure, I thought, "I can´t miss that!" put down my trunks, went superfast right on top of her and BANG!
Batman: How did she respond to that?
Superman: She didn´t say anything, but poor Invisible Man will never be the same again...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
Superman: True story, Bruce, I was flying around, minding my business, than I saw Diana, totally naked, on a rooftop, legs open, moaning with pleasure, I thought, "I can´t miss that!" put down my trunks, went superfast right on top of her and BANG!
Batman: How did she respond to that?
Superman: She didn´t say anything, but poor Invisible Man will never be the same again...
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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ROUTH: "Listen to me you little bastards, my sequel will happen! It will happen writer's strike or not! And it will kick ass, just you wait and see!"
KID #1: "Yeah, sure, whatever you say Brandy."
ROUTH: "Don't call me Brandy!" [starts crying]
KID #2: "Aw, you hurt Brandy's feelings..."
ROUTH: "Shut up! Screw you kids! You wouldn't treat me this way if I was Christian Bale!"
KID #3: "That's becaue Christian Bale's Batman and you're not."

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20T-Mobile%20Huddle-Up/TMobile_007.jpg
ROUTH: "Listen to me you little bastards, my sequel will happen! It will happen writer's strike or not! And it will kick ass, just you wait and see!"
KID #1: "Yeah, sure, whatever you say Brandy."
ROUTH: "Don't call me Brandy!" [starts crying]
KID #2: "Aw, you hurt Brandy's feelings..."
ROUTH: "Shut up! Screw you kids! You wouldn't treat me this way if I was Christian Bale!"
KID #3: "That's becaue Christian Bale's Batman and you're not."

Thanks! hehehehehehe, little brats...

[Dr. Fate]

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CLARK KENT: "Jimmy, do you like movies about gladiators?"
JIMMY OLSEN: "No."
CLARK: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
JIMMY: "No."
CLARK: "You ever been in a Turkish prison?"
JIMMY: "No."
CLARK: "Jimmy, what in fact have you seen and/or done with your life?"
JIMMY: "I managed to catch the Birds of Prey chicks having a group shower."
CLARK: "Hmm. In that case, you have lived your life well, grasshopper."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
I´m sorry honey, but we´re too much alike, Batman is more of a bad boy, our sexual tension is more interesting.

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Whore...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
I´m sorry honey, but we´re too much alike, Batman is more of a bad boy, our sexual tension is more interesting.

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Whore...
Hehehehehehehehe

Yes she is.

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PERRY: "Why is your suit all dark & rubbery?"
SUPERMAN: "I was getting drunk earlier."

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DRUNK SUPERMAN: "I never knew what an effect drinking would have on my suit."

[Alina]

That's a good one:woot: :woot: :woot:

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehe

Yes she is.

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PERRY: "Why is your suit all dark & rubbery?"
SUPERMAN: "I was getting drunk earlier."

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DRUNK SUPERMAN: "I never knew what an effect drinking would have on my suit."

Thanks! hehehehehe

[Dr. Fate]

That's a good one:woot: :woot: :woot:
Thanks.

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SUPERMAN: "How come you get eyes in your animated incarnations and I don't? And don't say it's prep time!"
BATMAN: "It's not. I just get more respect than you because I'm Batman and DC itself has given into and helped peddle the notion that I'm cooler than you by default of my bad ass persona."
SUPERMAN: "Damn it."

[ultimatefan]

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Trust me, the worst part is when you pee and it makes a hole right through the sidewalk...

[Dr. Fate]

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Trust me, the worst part is when you pee and it makes a hole right through the sidewalk...
Hehehehehehehe

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SUPERMAN: "One hundred bottles of beer on the wall, one hundred bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall..."

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehe

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SUPERMAN: "One hundred bottles of beer on the wall, one hundred bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall..."

Thanks, nothing like a good drinking game...

[ultimatefan]

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Lucy Pinder: Heh, if I were in Superman Returns, no one would have complained about the shield being too small...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lucy-pinder-superman-shirt.jpg
Lucy Pinder: Heh, if I were in Superman Returns, no one would have complained about the shield being too small...
Pirates Dead Man's Chest still would have made more money though.

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Who may I ask are you?"

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LUCY PINDER: "I'm Superman's new go to girl for sexual tension and one night stands since you left him for Batman."

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Son of a..."

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SUPERMAN: "What? What did you expect me to do? You left me for Batman! I'm free to pursue other options now! Did you think I was just gonna sit around moping?"

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WONDER WOMAN: "Well, yes."

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SUPERMAN: "Okay now you're just being unreasonable."

[ultimatefan]

Pirates Dead Man's Chest still would have made more money though.

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Who may I ask are you?"

http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lucy-pinder-superman-shirt.jpg
LUCY PINDER: "I'm Superman's new go to girl for sexual tension and one night stands since you left him for Batman."

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Son of a..."

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SUPERMAN: "What? What did you expect me to do? You left me for Batman! I'm free to pursue other options now! Did you think I was just gonna sit around moping?"

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WONDER WOMAN: "Well, yes."

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SUPERMAN: "Okay now you're just being unreasonable."

hehe, since when women are reasonable?:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

hehe, since when women are reasonable?:woot:
I'm sure they say the same thing about us. Probably saying the same thing about us right now.

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SUPERMAN: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."

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WONDER WOMAN: "Why? What's wrong?"

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SUPERMAN: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[ultimatefan]

I'm sure they say the same thing about us. Probably saying the same thing about us right now.

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SUPERMAN: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."

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WONDER WOMAN: "Why? What's wrong?"

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SUPERMAN: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

Yeah, but I think men deep down are very simple creatures. There´s a joke about that...

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Superman: Do you know how you make a woman happy, Bruce?
Batman: Do I look like I do?
Superman: Never mind. You always tell her you love her, surprise her with grand romantic gestures, help with the housework, take her to a nice dinner once in a while, say nice things about her mother, always discuss your problems, etc. And how do you make a man happy?
Batman: How?
Superman: Show up naked. Bring beer.


hehehehe, sounds like a quote, but can´t place it...

[Dr. Fate]

Yeah, but I think men deep down are very simple creatures. There´s a joke about that...

hehehehe, sounds like a quote, but can´t place it...
American Psycho, from the scene where Patrick Bateman (Christian "Batman" Bale) breaks up with Reese Witherspoon.

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SUPERMAN: "So who do you think was the better Ghostbuster - Peter Venkman or Ray Stantz?"
BATMAN: "Ray Stantz."
SUPERMAN: "Blasphemer!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
CLARK KENT: "You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy..."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: So what do you think my sequel needs to be better received than Returns?
BATMAN: First of all, enough with paying homage to Donner in almost every scene, second, bring one of the many comic book villains who haven´t been in any of the FIVE Superman movies for once, kick a superpowered guy´s ass instead of having your ass kicked by ordinary thugs and for the love of God, if that kid has to appear give him as small a role as Jar Jar Binks in Attack Of The Clones...
SUPERMAN: Gotcha.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
CLARK KENT: "You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy..."

heheheheehehehe, whose is that song?

[Dr. Fate]

heheheheehehehe, whose is that song?
Weird Al Yankovic. Caught it on You-Tube in a music video titled "White & Nerdy Featuring Egon Spengler".


http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: So what do you think my sequel needs to be better received than Returns?
BATMAN: First of all, enough with paying homage to Donner in almost every scene, second, bring one of the many comic book villains who haven´t been in any of the FIVE Superman movies for once, kick a superpowered guy´s ass instead of having your ass kicked by ordinary thugs and for the love of God, if that kid has to appear give him as small a role as Jar Jar Binks in Attack Of The Clones...
SUPERMAN: Gotcha.

Word!

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SUPERMAN: "When was it you started thinking you were better than me?"
BATMAN: "When my movies started pawning yours at the box office and my overall merchandise output surpassed yours."
SUPERMAN: "Damn."

[ultimatefan]

Weird Al Yankovic. Caught it on You-Tube in a music video titled "White & Nerdy Featuring Egon Spengler".


Word!

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "When was it you started thinking you were better than me?"
BATMAN: "When my movies started pawning yours at the box office and my overall merchandise output surpassed yours."
SUPERMAN: "Damn."

Hah, good ol´ Weird Al...

hehehehe, poor Supes, can´t win one...

[Dr. Fate]

Hah, good ol´ Weird Al...

hehehehe, poor Supes, can´t win one...
Even when he does win one, it's overshadowed by something Batman said or did.

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JIMMY: "You're not gonna flash anyone are you Clark?"
CLARK: "Why Jimmy, whatever would make you ask such a thing?"

[DX]

Weird Al Yankovic. Caught it on You-Tube in a music video titled "White & Nerdy Featuring Egon Spengler".


Word!

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SUPERMAN: "When was it you started thinking you were better than me?"
BATMAN: "When my movies started pawning yours at the box office and my overall merchandise output surpassed yours."
SUPERMAN: "Damn."
I thought SR made more money at the Box Office than Batman Begins...:huh:

[Dr. Fate]

I thought SR made more money at the Box Office than Batman Begins...:huh:
Batman's overall film franchise still outshines Superman's in the big scheme of things.

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BATMAN: "You think its easy being a paranoid pscychologically challenged bad ass loner?"
SUPERMAN: "You think its easy being white & nerdy?"

[DX]

Batman's overall film franchise still outshines Superman's in the big scheme of things.

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BATMAN: "You think its easy being a paranoid pscychologically challenged bad ass loner?"
SUPERMAN: "You think its easy being white & nerdy?"
True. :woot:

lol, good one.

[Dr. Fate]

True. :woot:

lol, good one.
Thank you.

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SUPERMAN: "I think the Tick got a bum rap."
BATMAN: "The cartoon or the live action show with Puddy from Seinfeld?"
SUPERMAN: "Both."
BATMAN: "How so?"
SUPERMAN: "In a nusthell, it was a case of Fox having a property that was a good idea but they just didn't know how to really pitch it to a mainstream audience."
BATMAN: "Hmm... interesting analysis."

[ultimatefan]

I thought SR made more money at the Box Office than Batman Begins...:huh:

SR cost a lot more to make, BB was a more profitable movie. Plus, it sold better on DVD.

[ultimatefan]

Batman's overall film franchise still outshines Superman's in the big scheme of things.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
BATMAN: "You think its easy being a paranoid pscychologically challenged bad ass loner?"
SUPERMAN: "You think its easy being white & nerdy?"

hehehehehe

[Dr. Fate]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/superman-returns-7.jpg
CLARK: "What do you mean you didn't like Sin City?!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: Why the hell some people seem to assume I´m some gullible fool and you´re the only one of us with brains? I´m a reporter of a major metropolitan newspaper, for Chrissakes!
BATMAN: Forget it Clark, some people think anyone who was raised in a farm is like in Hee-Haw...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: Why the hell some people seem to assume I´m some gullible fool and you´re the only one of us with brains? I´m a reporter of a major metropolitan newspaper, for Chrissakes!
BATMAN: Forget it Clark, some people think anyone who was raised in a farm is like in Hee-Haw...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Is this de-caf Bruce?"
BATMAN: "Yeah, so?"
SUPERMAN: "Ah crap, now I'll never get to sleep tonight..."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Is this de-caf Bruce?"
BATMAN: "Yeah, so?"
SUPERMAN: "Ah crap, now I'll never get to sleep tonight..."

Thanks! I remember Letterman had to use de-caf and they came up with those fake jingles, like "decaafeinated cooffee... Say goodbye to your will to liiiiiive..."

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! I remember Letterman had to use de-caf and they came up with those fake jingles, like "decaafeinated cooffee... Say goodbye to your will to liiiiiive..."
Hehehehe, that Letterman...

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
BATMAN: "So, how did it feel having two different men voice you throughout the DCAU - starting with Tim Daly, and then George Newbern?"
SUPERMAN: "I imagine it's a lot how Peter Venkman felt when they replaced the late Lorenzo 'Garfield' Music - God rest his soul - with Dave Coulier of Full House. Very disconcerting."
BATMAN: "I'll bet. God bless you, Kevin Conroy. I'll miss ya buddy!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
KATE BOSWORTH: "No I cannot get you Val Kilmer's autograph! I only worked with him once!"
BRANDON ROUTH: "Aw nuts, I was hyped to get Batman's autograph..."
KB: "He only played the part once!"
BR: "But what matters is that he played it."

[DX]

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg

Supes: "So, who's gonna play me in Justice League?"

Bats: "You don't wanna know."

Supes: "Don't give me that badass crap. TELL ME!" *tightens grip*

Bats: "ACK! OK, OK........F-Freddie Prinze Jr."

Supes: "....Well George Miller isn't around so I'll just just take it out on YOU!" *tightens grip*

Bats: "AHHHHHH!!! ACK!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg

Supes: "So, who's gonna play me in Justice League?"

Bats: "You don't wanna know."

Supes: "Don't give me that badass crap. TELL ME!" *tightens grip*

Bats: "ACK! OK, OK........F-Freddie Prinze Jr."

Supes: "....Well George Miller isn't around so I'll just just take it out on YOU!" *tightens grip*

Bats: "AHHHHHH!!! ACK!"

hehehehehehehe

[DX]

hehehehehehehe
Thanks. :yay:

BTW, some of the JLA casting's been announced according to The Movie Blog....at least Freddie's not Superman. :o

http://www.themovieblog.com/

[ultimatefan]

According to newest info...

http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/justiceleaguemovie/icons/scott-porter1.jpg
Scott Porter: Hi, I´m gonna play Superman in Justice League!

http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/justiceleaguemovie/icons/armie-hammer1.jpg
Armie Hammer: And I´m gonna be Batman!

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
Batman: C´mon, Clark, go ahead and kill me!
Syperman: But then who´s gonna kill ME, it´s you who has the Kryptonite ring!

[lou2099]

http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lucy-pinder-superman-shirt.jpg
SUPERMAN: This is by far my most humiliating result of exposure to red kryptonite.

[lou2099]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/77/NuclearMan2.jpg/250px-NuclearMan2.jpg
NUCLEAR MAN: I reach out to you, almighty Nail Clipper!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lucy-pinder-superman-shirt.jpg
SUPERMAN: This is by far my most humiliating result of exposure to red kryptonite.

heheehehee, "and still, am I hot or what?!?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lucy-pinder-superman-shirt.jpg
HOT 'S' CHICK: "Help you big boy?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/77/NuclearMan2.jpg/250px-NuclearMan2.jpg
NUCLEAR MAN: "Must... Touch... Cleavage... Of... Steel..."


The sad thing is, with a little orange & green, he'd look a lot like Aquaman.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lucy-pinder-superman-shirt.jpg
Lucy Pinder: Who need to be bulletproof? I´d like to see a thug who´d have the nerve to shoot on THIS chest...

[Angeloz]

Will it ever be safe to enter in this thread again?

Angeloz

[ultimatefan]

Will it ever be safe to enter in this thread again?

Angeloz

Nothing in life is safe, grasshopper.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Aren't you that Nuclear fellow Clark had to deal with in his last film?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/77/NuclearMan2.jpg/250px-NuclearMan2.jpg
NUCLEAR MAN: "So... wonderous..."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: I´m sick of women being objectified on these boards! Now, if you´ll excuse me, I may turn on the TV to watch Eva Longoria in her underwear on Desperate Housewives, or go or to the movies to see Angelina Jolie emerge naked from the lake, or turn on the radio to listen to the new single where Britney Spears moans like a porn star...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: I´m sick of women being objectified on these boards! Now, if you´ll excuse me, I may turn on the TV to watch Eva Longoria in her underwear on Desperate Housewives, or go or to the movies to see Angelina Jolie emerge naked from the lake, or turn on the radio to listen to the new single where Britney Spears moans like a porn star...
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS LANE: "You and the Amazon Princess?! Why Clark, why?!"
CLARK KENT: "Um... uh... she wanted me to, eh... help... straighten her... out?"

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "We're still working on it, I believe."

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/5584/supermanreturns2178jg.jpg
LOIS LANE: "Damn it... damn stupid really tall really built immortal Amazon Princess... I am *SO* gonna write some nasty stuff about her in the tabloids that will totally smear her image!"

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Take your best shot with it, girly girl."

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
CLARK KENT: "Ooh, cat fight!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS LANE: How could you leave me to look for a dead piece of rock?
CLARK KENT: Huuuh, I need to find my roots...
http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: She´s still buying that crap, huh? Yeah, I know where you planted your "roots" for the last five years...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS LANE: How could you leave me to look for a dead piece of rock?
CLARK KENT: Huuuh, I need to find my roots...
http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: She´s still buying that crap, huh? Yeah, I know where you planted your "roots" for the last five years...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg
BATMAN: "Look Clark, Diana/Wonder Woman & I, we have a bond, okay? And no one can come between that bond."
SUPERMAN: "I thought you wanted to fool around with Black Canary & Huntress."
BATMAN: "Yeah well, them, but that's it."
SUPERMAN: "And you did have a one night stand with Hawkgirl while John [Stewart Green Lantern] was on Rigel 7, and you tried to nail Lois in the DCAU continuity, then you have those tangled on again off again relationships with Catwoman and Talia, plus you slept with your former partner's ex-"
BATMAN: "Clark, what the Hell is your point?"
SUPERMAN: "My point Bruce is that you are a whore."
BATMAN: "Okay, apology accepted."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg
BATMAN: "Look Clark, Diana/Wonder Woman & I, we have a bond, okay? And no one can come between that bond."
SUPERMAN: "I thought you wanted to fool around with Black Canary & Huntress."
BATMAN: "Yeah well, them, but that's it."
SUPERMAN: "And you did have a one night stand with Hawkgirl while John [Stewart Green Lantern] was on Rigel 7, and you tried to nail Lois in the DCAU continuity, then you have those tangled on again off again relationships with Catwoman and Talia, plus you slept with your former partner's ex-"
BATMAN: "Clark, what the Hell is your point?"
SUPERMAN: "My point Bruce is that you are a whore."
BATMAN: "Okay, apology accepted."

Thanks!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/bios/heroes/superman/30.jpg
DARKSEID [gasping]: "It- was- the- Dukes-! It- was- the- Dukes-! It- Was- The- Dukes-!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.quickblogcast.com/40418-37171/film_Enchanted.jpg
PRINCESS GISELLE: "Oh, if only I could encounter a tall, dark, sturdy, ruggedly handsome heroic fellow who'd sweep me off my feet, go through a ridiculous gauntlet of danger to rescue me and then introduce me to the most overwhelming amount of physical rapture that a woman can endure..."

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Mine!"
BATMAN: "No, she's mine!"
SUPERMAN: "I saw her first!"

[ultimatefan]

http://images.quickblogcast.com/40418-37171/film_Enchanted.jpg
PRINCESS GISELLE: Hmmm, heroic, powerful, handsome...

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Hit the road, b***! Only ONE princess can handle the man of steel in the sack...

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.quickblogcast.com/40418-37171/film_Enchanted.jpg
PRINCESS GISELLE: Hmmm, heroic, powerful, handsome...

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Hit the road, b***! Only ONE princess can handle the man of steel in the sack...
Bwahahahaha, yeah seriously...

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So, Bruce, your take on 'Friends'?"
BATMAN: "Friends, while not on par with Seinfeld or the tragically short lived Arrested Development, was admittedly an amusing farce in its early seasons, but by the mid to later seasons, I felt that the neurotic characters and their sophmoric antics were becoming more tiresome and, at times, even disturbing, rather than funny, and the actors were grossly overpaid for the ridiculous dribble they dealt out in later seasons. Not to mention that the whole Rachael/Joey subplot tacked onto the Rachael-Pregnant-With-Ross's-daughter nonsense."
SUPERMAN: "You can say that again."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahaha, yeah seriously...

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So, Bruce, your take on 'Friends'?"
BATMAN: "Friends, while not on par with Seinfeld or the tragically short lived Arrested Development, was admittedly an amusing farce in its early seasons, but by the mid to later seasons, I felt that the neurotic characters and their sophmoric antics were becoming more tiresome and, at times, even disturbing, rather than funny, and the actors were grossly overpaid for the ridiculous dribble they dealt out in later seasons. Not to mention that the whole Rachael/Joey subplot tacked onto the Rachael-Pregnant-With-Ross's-daughter nonsense."
SUPERMAN: "You can say that again."

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, Bruce, why do you think Two And A Half Men is so successful?
BATMAN: One of the big reasons for a sitcom to succeed is in the characters being relatable, which unfortunately was one of the things that doomed Arrested Development in spite of its quality. Is TAAHM as well-written, directed and acted as The Office or 30 Rock? Far from it, but it must be noted that every man relates on some level to either Charlie, the eternal frat boy who just wants to party and treat women as sexual toys but ends up being lonely and self-destructive, or Alan, the one who desperately tries to be the perfect sensitive nurturing guy but ends up being manipulated and treated like crap by women.
SUPERMAN: And Charlie bangs a different ubber-hot chick every week.
BATMAN: I was getting there.

[blksuperman2]

^ Lol

[Drizzle]

COMING 2009......"SUPERMAN: MAN OF STEEL"...

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
JAMES BROWN MUSIC IN BACKGROUND: "Get on up.......everybody...drive your funky soul...get up..."

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/678/678792/superman-returns-20060104034949269-000.jpg
CLARK: "If you want the shots, I'll take the staff job. Double the money."
LOIS: "What???"
CLARK: "Go get me another cookie."
LOIS: "I....I don't understand, Clark."

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
CLARK: "You'll get your rent when you fix this damn DOOR!!!!!!!"
LOIS (thinking to herself): "As bad as this is, it's still better than "Superman Returns".

[ultimatefan]

^ Lol

Thanks!

[Dr. Fate]

COMING 2009......"SUPERMAN: MAN OF STEEL"...

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
JAMES BROWN MUSIC IN BACKGROUND: "Get on up.......everybody...drive your funky soul...get up..."

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/678/678792/superman-returns-20060104034949269-000.jpg
CLARK: "If you want the shots, I'll take the staff job. Double the money."
LOIS: "What???"
CLARK: "Go get me another cookie."
LOIS: "I....I don't understand, Clark."

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
CLARK: "You'll get your rent when you fix this damn DOOR!!!!!!!"
LOIS (thinking to herself): "As bad as this is, it's still better than "Superman Returns".
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!


http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, Bruce, why do you think Two And A Half Men is so successful?
BATMAN: One of the big reasons for a sitcom to succeed is in the characters being relatable, which unfortunately was one of the things that doomed Arrested Development in spite of its quality. Is TAAHM as well-written, directed and acted as The Office or 30 Rock? Far from it, but it must be noted that every man relates on some level to either Charlie, the eternal frat boy who just wants to party and treat women as sexual toys but ends up being lonely and self-destructive, or Alan, the one who desperately tries to be the perfect sensitive nurturing guy but ends up being manipulated and treated like crap by women.
SUPERMAN: And Charlie bangs a different ubber-hot chick every week.
BATMAN: I was getting there.

Again: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Why exactly is Jennifer Aniston popular, or was popular or whatever?"
BATMAN: "Well, it sure as Hell ain't for her 'acting ability/talent'."

[MFM]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
"After all these years in the hands of Timm... finally WB gave a pair of frikkin blue eyes, with pupils!

No wait, THE BATMAN's me beat me to it... or is it the LOSH's me?

Hey wait a minute, isn't this version of me supposed to be squinty-eyed?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
"After all these years in the hands of Timm... finally WB gave a pair of frikkin blue eyes, with pupils!

No wait, THE BATMAN's me beat me to it... or is it the LOSH's me?

Hey wait a minute, isn't this version of me supposed to be squinty-eyed?"
Hehehehehehehe, just be glad that you finally have real eyes Supes.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
SUPERMAN: "The things a guy's gotta do just to get some tang..."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!


Again: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Why exactly is Jennifer Aniston popular, or was popular or whatever?"
BATMAN: "Well, it sure as Hell ain't for her 'acting ability/talent'."

Thanks! Well, Brad Pitt seems to have realized that earlier than most...

[GoogleMe94]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg



this pic is simply too funny.:woot:

[GoogleMe94]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/BTS/BTS_090.jpg
CLARK KENT: "You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy..."


LMFAO!! that song has now been put to good use!:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

LMFAO!! that song has now been put to good use!:woot:
Thanks.


Thanks! Well, Brad Pitt seems to have realized that earlier than most...

So that's why he shacked up with Angelina Jolie...

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Now to do something that'll really benefit all the people of the world - fixing the hole in the Ozone layer!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
SUPERMAN: Now it´s time to play "spit down there, make a cratter on the ground and make everybody think a bigass meteor just fell"...

[DX]

edit

[DX]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg

Superman: "So, what did you think of Superman Returns?"

Batman: "Well, lets get the bad stuff out of the way first. That kid of yours kinda weighed down the plot and was pretty annoying, there were a little too much Donner references for my liking, Kate Bosworth was a bad choice for Lois (not that it's her fault, I actually don't mind her as an actress. The role just wasn't hers) and I think it needed a good fight with a supervillain to keep up with todays superhero flicks like the Spider-Man movies and my new movies."

Superman: "Wow, that's a lot."

Batman: "But, the visual effects were awesome, the plane rescue scene was fantastic to watch, the majority of the cast did very well (the kid that played you was a surprisingly good, but I think that the writers could have given him more to work with) there were some very emotional scenes that worked well and it did show potential for a great sequel. I'm still trying to figure out why some fanboys put it on the level of movies like Batman & Robin."

Superman: ".......That took guts to say that to me, Bruce."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
SUPERMAN: Now it´s time to play "spit down there, make a cratter on the ground and make everybody think a bigass meteor just fell"...
Hehehehehehe

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS LANE: "What do you mean William Shatner won't have a cameo in the new Star Trek prequel?! They got Leonard Nimoy, what are they too good for Shatner?!"
CLARK KENT: "I think they're f***ing Shatnerists. That's what this is all about, blatant Shatnerism!"

[DX]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/01.jpg
SUPERMAN: Now it´s time to play "spit down there, make a cratter on the ground and make everybody think a bigass meteor just fell"...
Hahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, do you ever wish our fans didn't care so much?"
BATMAN: "Well, if they didn't care, they wouldn't be fans, now would they?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, but it's the little things sometimes, certain complaints - rubber nipples, wrong color scheme, trunks look like panties - that kind of stuff."
BATMAN: "Well, in that case, yes."





http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/bios/heroes/superman/30.jpg
DARKSEID: "Why do you always make love to me from behind? Are you trying to pretend I'm somebody eles?"
SUPERMAN: "Darkseid, your ass is big & gray. Who the Hell am I gonna pretend you are, Michelle Pfeiffer?"

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahaha

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehe

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5136/059ro.jpg
LOIS LANE: "What do you mean William Shatner won't have a cameo in the new Star Trek prequel?! They got Leonard Nimoy, what are they too good for Shatner?!"
CLARK KENT: "I think they're f***ing Shatnerists. That's what this is all about, blatant Shatnerism!"

hehehehe, well, funny thing is Shatner historically was the guy who embraced more the Trekkie fanaticism and being known forever as Kirk, while Leonard Nimoy was so spoken about being bothered by that in the past. They even joke about that on Galaxy Quest.

[ultimatefan]

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Superman: "So, what did you think of Superman Returns?"

Batman: "Well, lets get the bad stuff out of the way first. That kid of yours kinda weighed down the plot and was pretty annoying, there were a little too much Donner references for my liking, Kate Bosworth was a bad choice for Lois (not that it's her fault, I actually don't mind her as an actress. The role just wasn't hers) and I think it needed a good fight with a supervillain to keep up with todays superhero flicks like the Spider-Man movies and my new movies."

Superman: "Wow, that's a lot."

Batman: "But, the visual effects were awesome, the plane rescue scene was fantastic to watch, the majority of the cast did very well (the kid that played you was a surprisingly good, but I think that the writers could have given him more to work with) there were some very emotional scenes that worked well and it did show potential for a great sequel. I'm still trying to figure out why some fanboys put it on the level of movies like Batman & Robin."

Superman: ".......That took guts to say that to me, Bruce."

Agree with pretty much everything. I can understand why it upsets some people, but the intensity of the hatred I often see here, I will never get.

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehe, well, funny thing is Shatner historically was the guy who embraced more the Trekkie fanaticism and being known forever as Kirk, while Leonard Nimoy was so spoken about being bothered by that in the past. They even joke about that on Galaxy Quest.
Shatner embraced the Kirk identification? I thought he and the others - not just Nimoy - all tried to downplay it.

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BATMAN: "Enough about your movie Clark, what did you think of mine?"
SUPERMAN: "Which one?"
BATMAN: "The more recent one."
SUPERMAN: "Well, I admit I wasn't impressed by Cillian Murphy's Scarecrow, but Liam Neeson totally kicked ass, as usual. I think the editing on the fight scenes could have been a little tighter, less shakey so to speak, the Tumbler was alright though I think I would have preferred a more bat-like Batmobile, and I admit I really wasn't feeling the love or the heat or the passion between you and Katie Holmes, but other than that, I thought it was good."
BATMAN: "You're too kind. Wait, are you just saying that so I won't whap you over the head with Kryptonite?"
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I'm like George Washington - I cannot tell a lie."

[ultimatefan]

Shatner embraced the Kirk identification? I thought he and the others - not just Nimoy - all tried to downplay it.

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BATMAN: "Enough about your movie Clark, what did you think of mine?"
SUPERMAN: "Which one?"
BATMAN: "The more recent one."
SUPERMAN: "Well, I admit I wasn't impressed by Cillian Murphy's Scarecrow, but Liam Neeson totally kicked ass, as usual. I think the editing on the fight scenes could have been a little tighter, less shakey so to speak, the Tumbler was alright though I think I would have preferred a more bat-like Batmobile, and I admit I really wasn't feeling the love or the heat or the passion between you and Katie Holmes, but other than that, I thought it was good."
BATMAN: "You're too kind. Wait, are you just saying that so I won't whap you over the head with Kryptonite?"
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I'm like George Washington - I cannot tell a lie."

I´´ll have to get back to you on that one. I know Shatner made that famous SNL sketch that made popular the whole "get a life" mocking of Trekkies and geeks in general.

[Dr. Fate]

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SUPERMAN: "Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the ****ing last month's newspapers blowing *back* and *forth*. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo."

[Brian Braddock]

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Superman : "Gimme your lunch money................

Batman : >gak<"

[Dr. Fate]

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SUPERMAN: "You f*** with me, you f***ing with the best!"

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: Stop busting my chops just cuz I knocked Lois up accidentally, it can happen to anyone!! No contraceptives are 100% reliable!!
BATMAN: Maybe, Clark, but I´m not the one who only had two girlfriends in his life...

[Dr. Fate]

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SUPERMAN: Stop busting my chops just cuz I knocked Lois up accidentally, it can happen to anyone!! No contraceptives are 100% reliable!!
BATMAN: Maybe, Clark, but I´m not the one who only had two girlfriends in his life...
You think Lana Lang broke him in so to speak? :cwink:

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SUPERMAN: "I want the Simpsons dishonorably discontinued and I want it dishonorably discontinued now! Go to these Fox people, do your scariest man in the world bit, then offer them an obscene amount of money!"

[ultimatefan]

You think Lana Lang broke him in so to speak? :cwink:

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SUPERMAN: "I want the Simpsons dishonorably discontinued and I want it dishonorably discontinued now! Go to these Fox people, do your scariest man in the world bit, then offer them an obscene amount of money!"

You know those Kansas farms, big barns, lots of hay...

hehehehehe, make it stop!

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: Why the hell do you get fans excited when you bring back your archnemesis and I got criticized?!? Answer me!!
BATMAN: First of all, I was wise enough to have one movie with NEW villains from the comics before bringing him back, second, We actually went with a different version instead of just a slightly darker variation of the campier, goofier take on him and last but not least, he was brought back for the first, not THIRD frikking time!!

[Dr. Fate]

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SUPERMAN: Why the hell do you get fans excited when you bring back your archnemesis and I got criticized?!? Answer me!!
BATMAN: First of all, I was wise enough to have one movie with NEW villains from the comics before bringing him back, second, We actually went with a different version instead of just a slightly darker variation of the campier, goofier take on him and last but not least, he was brought back for the first, not THIRD frikking time!!
Hehehehehehe. Its funny because it's true.

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LOIS LANE: "So, who's voicing you today? The guy from Wings, or the big guy from Firefly? Or the guy inbetween?"
SUPERMAN: "The guy from Dune."
LOIS: "The movie or the TV miniseries."
SUPERMAN: "The movie."
LOIS: "Cool."
SUPERMAN: "And you're being voiced by Kevin Bacon's wife, is that correct?"
LOIS: "Yep."

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehe. Its funny because it's true.

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LOIS LANE: "So, who's voicing you today? The guy from Wings, or the big guy from Firefly? Or the guy inbetween?"
SUPERMAN: "The guy from Dune."
LOIS: "The movie or the TV miniseries."
SUPERMAN: "The movie."
LOIS: "Cool."
SUPERMAN: "And you're being voiced by Kevin Bacon's wife, is that correct?"
LOIS: "Yep."

Thanks! Gee, it´s been a lot of people, huh Supes...

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: Why the **** haven´t we heard any cast confirmation on Justice League yet?!? Was it the writer´s strike?!? What the hell is going on?
BATMAN: Who knows, Clark, maybe they came to their sense and gave up on putting metrossexual pretty boys and mousey chicks to play the classic DC superheroes.
SUPERMAN: You give them way too much credit.
BATMAN: Probably.

[Dr. Fate]

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ROUTH: "Is that the Green Goblin flipping me off?!"

[Dr. Fate]

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SUPERMAN: "Bruce, seriously, who have I gotta screw to get my next movie away from the Donnerverse? It's really starting to cramp my style."
BATMAN: "Well, screwing Bryan Singer obviously didn't work. You'll have to aim a little higher than him. You could try screwing James Cameron after he finishes his AVATAR, you could try screwing Mel Gibson despite the controversy surrounding him seeing as how Gibson proved with films such as BRAVEHEART that he knows how to build an epic adventure while retaining the heart & soul of human interest, you could try screwing Sam Raimi though he may be feeling a little burned out after the Spider-Man trilogy. There's also Gore Verbinski, who found a goldmine of success with the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, and Peter Jackson, who I admit has become something of the default/knee jerk reaction for big budget spectacle adventures though it cannot be denied that, much like James Cameron and the other aboe mentioned, Jackson has quite the eye for epic action while retaining the humanity of the characters. And there's Ridley Scott, who gave us the very impressive 'Black Hawk Down' in 2001. Say what you will about the film's politics but the action was top notch and the soldiers surprisingly endearing. Incidentally, Scott and Cameron both gave us the first and second Alien(s) films, among the best of their kind. And don't forget Zach Snyder, who gave us 300, that man also knows action."
SUPERMAN: "Cameron, Scott, Gibson, Jackson, Raimi, Verbinski, Snyder, got it."
BATMAN: "But tell me, my wayward alien immigrant friend, why do you wish to disconnect yourself from the 'Donnerverse' that was so lovingly crafted for you before it all fell apart?"
SUPERMAN: "Because I wanna evolve man, I wanna evolve! I want what Chris Nolan did for you, I want to be redefined for a new generation, and I ain't gonna get that when I've got a bastard son I don't even like being attached to a continuity that's almost 30 goddamn years old! I want a new continuity! I want a clean slate! I want to make a clean break! A fresh start! I want Pa Kent alive and well and enjoying the reports of my outrageous adventures! I want my alter ego, Clark Kent, to be the real me, my true self, a normal, competent man who actually behaves like a real reporter! I want a Lois who's as hot as Teri Hatcher, doesn't smoke and knows how to spell and looks old enough to be a reporter! I want a Lex who is an evil businessman with his eye on the White House! And most of all, I want to kick some major ass!"
BATMAN: "I don't think Richard Donner would appreciate you saying that."
SUPERMAN: "Look, I appreciate Mr. Donner's efforts on my behalf, and I was just as sorry as everyone else when he got fired before he could finish number 2 over creative differences, but it's time to move on!"
BATMAN: "What about Bryan Singer? He-"
SUPERMAN: "Yo f*** Bryan Singer! I've had it with that little goofball! He had his shot and he got beaten at the box office by a movie about a drunken pirate! I will not spend the next movie moping over Lois and the bastard child I should never have had in the first place! And I will not stand for another sequence of me getting my ass kicked by a bunch of thugs who don't even have dialogue!"
BATMAN: "You are a very angry man, Clark."
SUPERMAN: "Damn right I am."

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: So, who do you think could replace Nolan if he walked out of the franchise cuz of Justice League?
BATMAN: Well, first, I´d really not like that to happen, but if it does, hmmm... David Fincher always seemed like a very interesting choice, or maybe Ridley Scott. Alex Proyas showed he knows how to work with a darker comic book franchise with The Crow.
SUPERMAN: Well, they can always bring ol´Schumacher back...
BATMAN: I swear, Clark, if I had my kryptonite ring on me right now I´d give you a beating that would make Doomsday look gentle...
SUPERMAN: hehehe.

[Dr. Fate]

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SUPERMAN: So, who do you think could replace Nolan if he walked out of the franchise cuz of Justice League?
BATMAN: Well, first, I´d really not like that to happen, but if it does, hmmm... David Fincher always seemed like a very interesting choice, or maybe Ridley Scott. Alex Proyas showed he knows how to work with a darker comic book franchise with The Crow.
SUPERMAN: Well, they can always bring ol´Schumacher back...
BATMAN: I swear, Clark, if I had my kryptonite ring on me right now I´d give you a beating that would make Doomsday look gentle...
SUPERMAN: hehehe.
I think Alex Proyas of CROW fame would be the best bet.

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CLARK KENT: "I am NOT Superman's critique of the human race! I am the real person, Superman is my disguise! Damn you, Quentin Tarantino! Damn you and your pro-Silver Age Kill Bill Volume 2 speech!"

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: So, why do you think the batmobile never gets stuck in traffic?
BATMAN: I don´t know, how do you take flight without any propelling system?
SUPERMAN: How does Gordon support you when you´re an illegal vigilante?
BATMAN: How nobody finds out you´re Superman when you just wear a pair of glasses and a different haircut?
SUPERMAN: How are you surrounded by a lot more hot chicks like Catwoman, Talia, Poison ivy and Batgirl than me?
BATMAN: Finally one that´s easy to explain...
SUPERMAN: A**hole...

[Dr. Fate]

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SUPERMAN: So, why do you think the batmobile never gets stuck in traffic?
BATMAN: I don´t know, how do you take flight without any propelling system?
SUPERMAN: How does Gordon support you when you´re an illegal vigilante?
BATMAN: How nobody finds out you´re Superman when you just wear a pair of glasses and a different haircut?
SUPERMAN: How are you surrounded by a lot more hot chicks like Catwoman, Talia, Poison ivy and Batgirl than me?
BATMAN: Finally one that´s easy to explain...
SUPERMAN: A**hole...
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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MEGAN GALE: "Hi, I'm here to audition for Wonder Woman in JLA."

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CLARK KENT: "Right this way, ma'am!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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MEGAN GALE: "Hi, I'm here to audition for Wonder Woman in JLA."

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CLARK KENT: "Right this way, ma'am!"

hehehehehehe, I´ll hold judgement on her acting, but she DEFINITELY looks the part...

[ultimatefan]

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Megan Gale: Hey, what do you guys think about having me as Wonder Woman?

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Superman: I swear to God Bruce, steal her attention from me like in the cartoon and being a traumatized orphan and brooding vigilante will be the LEAST of your problems...

[Dr. Fate]

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Megan Gale: Hey, what do you guys think about having me as Wonder Woman?

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Superman: I swear to God Bruce, steal her attention from me like in the cartoon and being a traumatized orphan and brooding vigilante will be the LEAST of your problems...
Hehehehehehehehehehe, excellent.

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PRESIDENT ZOD: "Kneel Before The United States of America!"

[kedrell]

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Superman: Say it!
Batman: "No!"
Superman: "I said say it!"
Batman: "Ok, ok...I'm sorry I called you Mr. All-That-Stuff!"
Superman: "Damn straight you are!"

[Dr. Fate]

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Superman: Say it!
Batman: "No!"
Superman: "I said say it!"
Batman: "Ok, ok...I'm sorry I called you Mr. All-That-Stuff!"
Superman: "Damn straight you are!"
Hehehehehehehehehe

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SUPERMAN: "Give me that bat-credit card!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehehehe, excellent.

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PRESIDENT ZOD: "Kneel Before The United States of America!"

Thanks! hehehehehe, at least Zod was smart...

[kedrell]

Superhero apologies:

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Batman: "Sorry, I have Parkinson's disease."

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Superman: "Sorry, I'm an alcoholic."

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Spider-Man: "Sorry, I'm emo."

[ultimatefan]

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Superman: Say it!
Batman: "No!"
Superman: "I said say it!"
Batman: "Ok, ok...I'm sorry I called you Mr. All-That-Stuff!"
Superman: "Damn straight you are!"

hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

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Megan Gale: I´m gonna be Wonder Woman in Justice League, yeah, but in case you´re wondering I´ll have no romantic moments with Superman.

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Superman: F***ing stupid writers... And they think they deserve more money...

[Dr. Fate]

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Megan Gale: I´m gonna be Wonder Woman in Justice League, yeah, but in case you´re wondering I´ll have no romantic moments with Superman.

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Superman: F***ing stupid writers... And they think they deserve more money...
Hehehehehe, I feel your pain Supes.



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SUPERMAN: "I can't believe Felicity girl didn't hook up with Firefly guy at the end of Waitress..."

[sharks]

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Singerman: So why have you called me out here?
BATMAN: I'm only here to protect the girl...
Singerman: Protect her from who?
BATMAN: From you!
Lois: I saw you peeping into my window, and I've seen how you looked at me on that plane... I have the dvd, and well I'm afraid! So afraid...
Singerman: Afraid of what Lois!?
Lois: OF YOU! YOU WEIRDO!
BATMAN: Easy Lois...
Lois: No you know what this freak did to me? He knocks me up then cleans my memory so I don't remember that we slept together, and then leaves for five years, and leaves me to raise a child alone! ALONE! Me an award winning reporter!
BATMAN: Well Lois...
Lois:No then this guy walks back into my life 5 years later acting like nothing had changed! Like if we could just be together again after all that, and then he stalks me!
He actually stalks me!!
Singerman: Oh Lois I didn't...
BATMAN: YOU SICK BASTARD!!

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THE END!





that is terrible get a life

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe, I feel your pain Supes.



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SUPERMAN: "I can't believe Felicity girl didn't hook up with Firefly guy at the end of Waitress..."

Thanks! hmmm, Keri Russel is lovely...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! hmmm, Keri Russel is lovely...
Yes she is. And the real kicker? She could have been Lois Lane. Talk about a missed opportunity.

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SUPERMAN: "Bruce, did you spike my drink with laxatives again?"

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: "Yeah, you don´t need the pill, Lois... Yeah, I can use a regular human condom..." Now I know what Peter means with that gift and curse stuff...

[Dr. Fate]

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SUPERMAN: "Yeah, you don´t need the pill, Lois... Yeah, I can use a regular human condom..." Now I know what Peter means with that gift and curse stuff...
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

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CLARK KENT: "See you on the dark side of the moon."

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

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CLARK KENT: "See you on the dark side of the moon."

Thanks! Hmmm, that brings memories of the excellent Pink Floyd album...

[ultimatefan]

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Brain: Using my own patented Jimmy Brain technique, I have already succeeded in purchasing, with no money down, every apartment, condo, and office space on the planet above the 39th floor. We will alter the Hubble Space Telescope so it concentrates the sun's rays on the ice caps, melting them, flooding the entire planet up to the 39th floor, thereby leaving me in control of the only usable real estate on earth.

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Luthor: God, that´s brilliant! How didn´t I think of that?!?

[Dr. Fate]

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Brain: Using my own patented Jimmy Brain technique, I have already succeeded in purchasing, with no money down, every apartment, condo, and office space on the planet above the 39th floor. We will alter the Hubble Space Telescope so it concentrates the sun's rays on the ice caps, melting them, flooding the entire planet up to the 39th floor, thereby leaving me in control of the only usable real estate on earth.

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Luthor: God, that´s brilliant! How didn´t I think of that?!?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That reminds me of an old TV spot that used to air on Kids WB - back when Superman TAS aired on Kids WB - where Brain was trying to get Superman to help him conquer the world, and after flattering Supes about his powers and what not, Brain says something like "I'm willing to give you all of Nothern Europe." and then Superman says "You're kidding, right?" and it ends with Pinky saying to Brain "He [Superman] turned you down, didn't he?" and then Brain flips Pinky off the wheel he's sitting on and says "Who asked you?!" It's probably on You-Tube somewhere.

Brain was voiced by Maurice LaMarche, using his Orson Welles impersonation voice. Maurice was also the voice of Mr. Wilson on DENNIS THE MENACE and Dr. Egon Spengler in the various Ghostbuster cartoons.


Thanks! Hmmm, that brings memories of the excellent Pink Floyd album...

Too bad I had no Nuclear Man picture to juxtapose it with.

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No real caption but I thought the pic was funny.




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SUPERMAN: "Ow! Cut that out you bastards!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That reminds me of an old TV spot that used to air on Kids WB - back when Superman TAS aired on Kids WB - where Brain was trying to get Superman to help him conquer the world, and after flattering Supes about his powers and what not, Brain says something like "I'm willing to give you all of Nothern Europe." and then Superman says "You're kidding, right?" and it ends with Pinky saying to Brain "He [Superman] turned you down, didn't he?" and then Brain flips Pinky off the wheel he's sitting on and says "Who asked you?!" It's probably on You-Tube somewhere.

Brain was voiced by Maurice LaMarche, using his Orson Welles impersonation voice. Maurice was also the voice of Mr. Wilson on DENNIS THE MENACE and Dr. Egon Spengler in the various Ghostbuster cartoons.


Too bad I had no Nuclear Man picture to juxtapose it with.

http://www.supermantv.net/mikes/whatif/movies/Dirty_Harry_Supes.jpg
No real caption but I thought the pic was funny.




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SUPERMAN: "Ow! Cut that out you bastards!"

Thanks! Yeah, I just watched volume one of PATB´s first season, and they told about Lamarche´s Orson Welles imprssion. He usually did Welles speaking in a commercial for butter or something like that. I find it funny how Rob Paulsen sounds a lot like either Terrence or Phillip from South Park. Funny enough, Brain´s plan in my caption is from an actual episode...

Yeah, that pic´s pretty funny!

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! Yeah, I just watched volume one of PATB´s first season, and they told about Lamarche´s Orson Welles imprssion. He usually did Welles speaking in a commercial for butter or something like that. I find it funny how Rob Paulsen sounds a lot like either Terrence or Phillip from South Park. Funny enough, Brain´s plan in my caption is from an actual episode...

Yeah, that pic´s pretty funny!
But which pic is funnier - Dirty Harry & Superman or the original Enterprise shooting at Superman?

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SUPERMAN: "Where is the new teaser for the Dark Knight?! Where?!"
BATMAN: "George Lucas stole it."

[ultimatefan]

But which pic is funnier - Dirty Harry & Superman or the original Enterprise shooting at Superman?

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SUPERMAN: "Where is the new teaser for the Dark Knight?! Where?!"
BATMAN: "George Lucas stole it."

The Clint Eastwood one´s pretty funny.

hehehehhe, the prequels sucked George, get over it...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermantv.net/mikes/whatif/Supes_vs_Enterprize.jpg
Superman: Hey, didn´t JJ Abrams tell you idiots that Entrerprise captains can´t be trigger-happy anymore?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermantv.net/mikes/whatif/Supes_vs_Enterprize.jpg
Superman: Hey, didn´t JJ Abrams tell you idiots that Entrerprise captains can´t be trigger-happy anymore?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.supermantv.net/mikes/whatif/Supes_vs_Enterprize.jpg
SUPERMAN: "For the last time, I don't have any Dilithium Crystals!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.supermantv.net/mikes/whatif/Supes_vs_Enterprize.jpg
SUPERMAN: "For the last time, I don't have any Dilithium Crystals!"

Thanks! hehehehehehe, maybe Kryptonite will do...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermantv.net/mikes/whatif/Supes_vs_Enterprize.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What?! All I said was that Next Generation had better special effects than the original series!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermantv.net/mikes/whatif/Supes_vs_Enterprize.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What?! All I said was that Next Generation had better special effects than the original series!"

Well, didn´t they rerelease the original series with updated FX?

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermantv.net/mikes/whatif/Supes_vs_Enterprize.jpg
SUPERMAN: Forget it, NO WAY I´m gonna give Supergirl´s phone number to Kirk!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermantv.net/mikes/whatif/Supes_vs_Enterprize.jpg
SUPERMAN: Forget it, NO WAY I´m gonna give Supergirl´s phone number to Kirk!
Bwahahahahahahaha, brilliant!


Well, didn´t they rerelease the original series with updated FX?

True but it's like the special edition of Star Wars - we all know it's not the true classic Star Trek, just as we all know special edition Star Wars is not the true Star Wars. And to be honest, I was just low on material for that pic.

http://www.supermantv.net/mikes/whatif/Supes_vs_Enterprize.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What are you shooting me for?! It's not my fault that all Hal Jordan got was a 30 second cameo in JLU!"

[Bad Superman]

http://www.supermantv.net/mikes/whatif/Supes_vs_Enterprize.jpg

SUPERMAN (AS HE STRUGGLES TO PULL AWAY FROM THE BEAM RAY):

AARGGGHHH. . . FOR. . . THE. . . LASTTT. . . TTTIME. . . .

I AMMM NOT SPPPOCK!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahaha, brilliant!


True but it's like the special edition of Star Wars - we all know it's not the true classic Star Trek, just as we all know special edition Star Wars is not the true Star Wars. And to be honest, I was just low on material for that pic.

http://www.supermantv.net/mikes/whatif/Supes_vs_Enterprize.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What are you shooting me for?! It's not my fault that all Hal Jordan got was a 30 second cameo in JLU!"

Thanks! "And he was in a TROOP, not FEDERATION!!"

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! "And he was in a TROOP, not FEDERATION!!"
TROOP?

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/knightofshadows/p2/25.jpg
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Eat my Oreos will you?! Kiss your brain goodbye! I'm gonna overload it with images of Halley Berry's Catwoman!"
ETRIGAN: "Noooooooooooooooo!"

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
BATMAN: "I'm not going in there! That's a green man with green problems, you deal with him! Call me when he comes to Gotham!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/l_e97791bacb20ef405c8be099bc379054.gif
Superman: "Yeah, The Dark Knight Trailer frikking rocks... Yeah, Heath ledger shut up his naysayers as The Joker..." And what do I get? Kevin Spacey doing a slightly darker impression of Gene Hackman´s campy Luthor...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/l_e97791bacb20ef405c8be099bc379054.gif
Superman: "Yeah, The Dark Knight Trailer frikking rocks... Yeah, Heath ledger shut up his naysayers as The Joker..." And what do I get? Kevin Spacey doing a slightly darker impression of Gene Hackman´s campy Luthor...
I feel your pain, Supes.

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I didn't make fun of your rubber nipples, don't make fun of my maroon super-panties!"

[ultimatefan]

I feel your pain, Supes.

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I didn't make fun of your rubber nipples, don't make fun of my maroon super-panties!"

We all do...

hehehehehehe, tell him Supes!

[Dr. Fate]

http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/supvsdark2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Now, who are you again?"
DARKSEID: "Your biotch."
SUPERMAN: "Damn straight you are."

[Bad Superman]

http://garaje.ya.com/supy55/supvsdark2.jpg

:wow: *Speechless*

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/l_e97791bacb20ef405c8be099bc379054.gif

Me as soon as I leave the office. :cmad: :up: :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/aos-1950s/shayne3.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Is that the Writers Guild America on the phone?"
INSPECTOR HENDERSON: "Yeah."
SUPERMAN: "Are they still protesting?"
INSP. HENDERSON: "Yeah."
SUPERMAN: "Well you tell them this - tell those bums to get back to work before I come down there and kick their asses!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/aos-1950s/shayne3.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Is that the Writers Guild America on the phone?"
INSPECTOR HENDERSON: "Yeah."
SUPERMAN: "Are they still protesting?"
INSP. HENDERSON: "Yeah."
SUPERMAN: "Well you tell them this - tell those bums to get back to work before I come down there and kick their asses!"

hehehehehhe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/aos-1950s/shayne3.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, they already have the DNA test result?
INSPECTOR HENDERSON: Yeah sorry, that whiny asthmatic kid is really yours...
SUPERMAN: Crap.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/aos-1950s/shayne3.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, they already have the DNA test result?
INSPECTOR HENDERSON: Yeah sorry, that whiny asthmatic kid is really yours...
SUPERMAN: Crap.
Bwahahahahahahaha.

A subplot so disgusting that it even makes George Reeves turn over in his grave.

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX: "What?! Me not be in the sequel?! Are they mad?! Are they dense?! Are they retarded?! I'm the Goddamn Lex Luthor! Don't they remember what happened the last time they made a sequel without me?!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahaha.

A subplot so disgusting that it even makes George Reeves turn over in his grave.

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX: "What?! Me not be in the sequel?! Are they mad?! Are they dense?! Are they retarded?! I'm the Goddamn Lex Luthor! Don't they remember what happened the last time they made a sequel without me?!"

Thanks, hehehehehe, don´t brag about that, Lex, people may remember you created Nuclear Man...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, hehehehehe, don´t brag about that, Lex, people may remember you created Nuclear Man...
Yeah seriously.

http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/thebatmananimatedtvshow/arms_crossed.jpg
BATMAN: "Oh come on now Hal, you're not still mad that Bruce Timm and his henchmen totally disrespected you and degraded you by never using you for anything truly cool or important in the Justice League cartoons, are you? Look Hal, I know you're upset that you weren't shown as a proper founding member of the JLA like you are in the comics, but you're not alone, they screwed Aquaman over in that department too. No, they had no right to take certain aspects of you and apply them to Kyle Rayner and John Stewart, but hey, **** happens. And I know you're upset that in the 5 year run of the Justice League animated series that they never found a way to work you in a truly cool and awe inspiring manner, but hey, there was a lot going on and Cartoon Network wasn't always easy to work with. Sure, you deserved better than the meager cameo you got in Once & Future Thing part 2, seeing as how you were the primary Green Lantern for over 30 years, but hey, at least you were you and not some homage/parody like what they did with Alan Scott's doppleganger the Green Guardsman. Yeah, they could have used you as Parallax and done an adaptation of the Emerald Twilight/Zero Hour/Final Night storylines so that you could at least have some importance in the DCAU that would do justice to your many years of faithful service to DC, but you have to understand that Bruce Timm and the guys really wanted to do the Cadmus storyline, that was much more important to them than doing justice to a longstanding champion like you, they thought Cadmus was really cool and was a great way to mimic the Marvel Comics X-Men school of superhero writing, and pretty much all the DCAU fans absolutely LOVED the Cadmus storyline, they consider it to be one of the best storylines ever featured in a superhero cartoon. Really Hal, it was all just bad timing, seeing as how you were dead in the comics then and we live in an age where you gotta have at least one black guy on an otherwise mostly white team. And don't get me started on how you're not gonna be in the JLA movie. Now, stop being such a grumpy bastard and be happy that you've got a 22-minute guest spot on 'The Batman', which I admit doesn't have the same prestige as being in Bruce Timm's DCAU but hey at least it's a start in getting some new exposure, and remember, you're being voiced by that Angel guy in the DVD of New Frontier and-"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/DataZak/blog/gl5.jpg
HAL: "Stop trying to make me feel better God Damn It!"
BATMAN: "Ow!"

http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/thebatmananimatedtvshow/GL_Blast.jpg
HAL JORDAN: "You're next Bruce Timm, you hear me?! You're next! And after you, Warner Brothers!"

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_16626~Christopher-Reeve-as-Superman-Posters.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hehehehehe, kick his ass, Hal! I'll look the other way for ya!"

http://catallaxyfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/batman-color.jpg
BATMAN: "Clark you bastard! You sent Hal to me on purpose, didn't you?! I'll get you for this!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
SPACEY: C´mon, you´re all kissing Heath Ledger´s ass and I have to walk into the sea and drown?!? It´s not my fault I was given so many Gene Hackman lines to quote and even a similar evil plan!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
SPACEY: C´mon, you´re all kissing Heath Ledger´s ass and I have to walk into the sea and drown?!? It´s not my fault I was given so many Gene Hackman lines to quote and even a similar evil plan!!!
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Bryan_Singer/bryan_singer.jpg
BRYAN SINGER: "Stop blaming me, Spacey! You were supposed to give my film the necessary credibility to win over mainstream audiences and compete with Spider-Man, Pirates of the Caribbean and all the rest!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Bryan_Singer/bryan_singer.jpg
BRYAN SINGER: "Stop blaming me, Spacey! You were supposed to give my film the necessary credibility to win over mainstream audiences and compete with Spider-Man, Pirates of the Caribbean and all the rest!"

hehehehehe, the finger-pointing begins...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.bunnweb.org/helenslater/super/supergd.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Paris Hilton rumored to play me?! Oh Dear God No!!!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
SUPERMAN: Don´t you DARE to insinuate I knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears!!
BATMAN: Hey, Im just checking the usual suspects for knocking up chicks who´re way too young to be moms...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
SUPERMAN: Don´t you DARE to insinuate I knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears!!
BATMAN: Hey, Im just checking the usual suspects for knocking up chicks who´re way too young to be moms...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Brilliant.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7634/lambovi2.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "Super Mario is that you?!"

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/8826/supermanmovie054xw.jpg
SUPER MARIO MAN: "Yep. I slimmed down using the Subway diet."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Oh cut that out, audiences already saw bullets bounce off my eyes once!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Brilliant.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7634/lambovi2.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "Super Mario is that you?!"

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/8826/supermanmovie054xw.jpg
SUPER MARIO MAN: "Yep. I slimmed down using the Subway diet."

Thanks!

hehehehe, looking by the muscles I´d take him as an Atkins guy...

[ultimatefan]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Oh cut that out, audiences already saw bullets bounce off my eyes once!"

hehehehehehe

[kedrell]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Where da white women at?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Where da white women at?"
Hehehehehehe

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Violence is not the answer. Now put those guns away before I tell the whole world that you all died scratching my balls."

[ultimatefan]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: I don´t care, I think a Justice League movie now is a bad idea!

[DX]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg

Superman: "Aim guns at me all you want, I still say RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER SUCKS!!!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg

Superman: "Aim guns at me all you want, I still say RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER SUCKS!!!"

hehehe, "and by the way, I know you all work for Fox cuz only them would be pissed at me for saying that..."

[DX]

hehehe, "and by the way, I know you all work for Fox cuz only them would be pissed at me for saying that..."
Hahaha, nice followup :up:

[DX]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg

Superman: "So this is what I get for saying that I liked Hulk? GIMME A BREAK!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg

Superman: "Aim guns at me all you want, I still say RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER SUCKS!!!"
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

And hehehehe to the follow up.

It was a little better than the first one, but Alba is still ridiculously miscast as the Invisible Woman, Doc Doom was still off and I won't get into Galactus as a cloud.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What? All I said was that it's ridiculous to make a 4th Indiana Jones movie when the franchise has been dead for almost 20 years and the star is old enough to have grandchildren!"

[ultimatefan]

Hahaha, nice followup :up:

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg

Superman: "So this is what I get for saying that I liked Hulk? GIMME A BREAK!"

hehehe, I didn´t but I definitely wouldn´t point guns at that... Now if it were Batman & Robin or FF...

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

And hehehehe to the follow up.

It was a little better than the first one, but Alba is still ridiculously miscast as the Invisible Woman, Doc Doom was still off and I won't get into Galactus as a cloud.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What? All I said was that it's ridiculous to make a 4th Indiana Jones movie when the franchise has been dead for almost 20 years and the star is old enough to have grandchildren!"

hehehehehehe, and I believe it´s great-grandchildren by now...:woot:

[ultimatefan]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, I can assume you guys haven read any comics, watched any radio shows, theatrical cartoons, live-action and animated TV shows, musicals or feature films in the last 70 years or so...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, I can assume you guys haven read any comics, watched any radio shows, theatrical cartoons, live-action and animated TV shows, musicals or feature films in the last 70 years or so...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm not Brandon Routh! This shade of red & blue isn't even remotely similar to his suit, and it's not nearly as rubbery!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm not Brandon Routh! This shade of red & blue isn't even remotely similar to his suit, and it's not nearly as rubbery!"

Thanks! "And I´m not live-action, dammit!"

[DX]

hehehe, I didn´t but I definitely wouldn´t point guns at that... Now if it were Batman & Robin or FF...
Haha, thanks :up:

[ultimatefan]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: For the last frikking time, just cuz I impregnated Lois accidentally it doesn´t mean we had unprotected sex! Do you guys know even a vasectomy isn´t a full 100% guaranteed to prevent pregnancy?

[kedrell]

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg

Batman: "Knock, knock."
Superman: "Who's there?
Batman: "Kraven Moorehead."
Superman: "Who's Kraven Moorehead?"
Batman: "Apparently, you are!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: For the last frikking time, just cuz I impregnated Lois accidentally it doesn´t mean we had unprotected sex! Do you guys know even a vasectomy isn´t a full 100% guaranteed to prevent pregnancy?
Hehehehe, Supes you're a lousy liar.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hi, is this the NRA meeting?"

[kedrell]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Y'know, a sign on the door saying Welcome to Hezbollah would've worked just fine."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg
JASON: "Am I gonna be in the sequel?"
CLARK: "Kid, in between the writer's strike and the JLA reports and the box office mojo debacle, even I don't know what's going down."

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe, Supes you're a lousy liar.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hi, is this the NRA meeting?"

He may be, but it IS true that even a vasectomy has a teeny tiny chance of failing. The best non-surgical contraceptives are 95-99% efficient tops.

[ultimatefan]

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg
JASON: "Am I gonna be in the sequel?"
CLARK: "Kid, in between the writer's strike and the JLA reports and the box office mojo debacle, even I don't know what's going down."

hehehehehe, true dat...

[ultimatefan]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: Look, I know many of you didn´t like the kid storyline, it pays excessive homage to Donner´s movie, Kate Bosworth wasn´t a proper choice for Lois and a cool aerial fight would have helped, but if you´re gonna keep acting like it´s another Batman & Robin or Catwoman I seriously suggest you watch those again to gain some frikking perspective...

[elorenishii386]

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/593/86tj.jpg

Kid: "Can you halp me get rid of this rediculous toupee?"

[DX]

How did Doc get probation? :huh:

[ultimatefan]

How did Doc get probation? :huh:

He was accused of hotlinking porn, which I know he doesn´t...:cmad:

[DX]

He was accused of hotlinking porn, which I know he doesn´t...:cmad:
That just freaking sucks :cmad: :csad:

[ultimatefan]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: FREEDOM FOR FATE!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: FREEDOM FOR FATE!!
Thanks U-F, D-X.

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/598/598330/infinite-crisis-guide-20050725024239930.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "I want Megan Gale for me in JLA! Give me Megan Gale or give me death!"
BATMAN: "..."
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I personally agree with her so keep your mouth shut."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks U-F, D-X.

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/598/598330/infinite-crisis-guide-20050725024239930.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "I want Megan Gale for me in JLA! Give me Megan Gale or give me death!"
BATMAN: "..."
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I personally agree with her so keep your mouth shut."

No prob!

[ultimatefan]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: Okay, I know leaving Earth without knowing that Lois was pregnant and not showing for Luthor´s hearing were pretty stupid decisions, but I DID NOT change Dr. Fate´s hotlinked pic into porn!

[DoctorJones]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg

"For Pete's sakes guys, you know you can't even hit me!"

[DX]

Thanks U-F, D-X.

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/598/598330/infinite-crisis-guide-20050725024239930.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "I want Megan Gale for me in JLA! Give me Megan Gale or give me death!"
BATMAN: "..."
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I personally agree with her so keep your mouth shut."
No problem, Doc. *salutes* :yay:

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks guys. It's great to be back doing what I love.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: Okay, I know leaving Earth without knowing that Lois was pregnant and not showing for Luthor´s hearing were pretty stupid decisions, but I DID NOT change Dr. Fate´s hotlinked pic into porn!
Hehehe, I think Morg was the one who changed the hotlinked pic into porn.


http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg

"For Pete's sakes guys, you know you can't even hit me!"

Hahahahahahahahaha

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Look, when I said guns kill, I didn't mean your guns!"


http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Ladies, seriously, abortions are not good for you!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys. It's great to be back doing what I love.


Hehehe, I think Morg was the one who changed the hotlinked pic into porn.


Hahahahahahahahaha

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Look, when I said guns kill, I didn't mean your guns!"


http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Ladies, seriously, abortions are not good for you!"
heh, who knows...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX: "I Am A Marine Biologist, and I have come to save that great fish we call the whale!"

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Mammal."

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX: "Whatever."

[ultimatefan]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX: "I Am A Marine Biologist, and I have come to save that great fish we call the whale!"

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/newfrontier2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Mammal."

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX: "Whatever."

heheehheehe, classic Seinfeld

[ultimatefan]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee118/Tylerw_014/15ko0.jpg
JOKER: WHY SO SERIOUS?!?

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX: Cuz I have no idea if and when I´m gonna be in a sequel, you idiot!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee118/Tylerw_014/15ko0.jpg
JOKER: WHY SO SERIOUS?!?

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX: Cuz I have no idea if and when I´m gonna be in a sequel, you idiot!!
It's just as funny here as it was in the Dark Knight caption thread.


http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX: "At least I wasn't played by Topher Grace!"

[ultimatefan]

It's just as funny here as it was in the Dark Knight caption thread.


http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4701/supermanreturns137tt.jpg
LEX: "At least I wasn't played by Topher Grace!"

hehehehehehe, or Jessica Alba!

[ultimatefan]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/598/598330/infinite-crisis-guide-20050725024239930.jpg
WW: Why can´t I get my own movie? I`m more badass than either of these two!!
SUPERMAN. Huh, do I put her in her right place?
BATMAN: Take it easy, if she gets to be played by Megan Gale, her ego will raise to REALLY unbearable levels...

[Dr. Fate]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/598/598330/infinite-crisis-guide-20050725024239930.jpg
WW: Why can´t I get my own movie? I`m more badass than either of these two!!
SUPERMAN. Huh, do I put her in her right place?
BATMAN: Take it easy, if she gets to be played by Megan Gale, her ego will raise to REALLY unbearable levels...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant.

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Don't you ever say Christopher Reeve is overrated!!!"
BATMAN: "All I said was that he's not the be all end all of live action Superm- GACK!" [Supes tightens grip]

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant.

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Don't you ever say Christopher Reeve is overrated!!!"
BATMAN: "All I said was that he's not the be all end all of live action Superm- GACK!" [Supes tightens grip]

Thanks a lot! hehehehehe, never hit that nerve, Bats...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks a lot! hehehehehe, never hit that nerve, Bats...
That nerve is expressly forbidden.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr2.jpg
REEVE SUPERMAN: "Well, you're no Teri Hatcher, but you'll do."
KIDDER LOIS: ":cmad:"

[ultimatefan]

That nerve is expressly forbidden.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/sr2.jpg
REEVE SUPERMAN: "Well, you're no Teri Hatcher, but you'll do."
KIDDER LOIS: ":cmad:"

hehehehehe, or Erica Durance for that matter...

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehehe, or Erica Durance for that matter...
Hehehe, so true.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg
CLARK: "So I hear Brian Billick was fired from the Ravens."

[ultimatefan]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/598/598330/infinite-crisis-guide-20050725024239930.jpg
SUPERMAN. Is it true chicks are all lesbians in Themyscira?
BATMAN: Well, the population is all female and they don´t get cable, so do the math!

[Dr. Fate]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/598/598330/infinite-crisis-guide-20050725024239930.jpg
SUPERMAN. Is it true chicks are all lesbians in Themyscira?
BATMAN: Well, the population is all female and they don´t get cable, so do the math!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

http://heroicimages.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=63412&g2_serialNumber=2&g2_GALLERYSID=506388184840877d4ceaf94ba7b448f9
KINGDOM COME SUPERMAN: "What?! All I said was that Charlton Heston is unfairly maligned!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
SUPERMAN: "This'll teach you to wait till you're grandpa aged to do a fourth film!"
INDIANA JONES: "Damn you, you ridiculously good looking alien!"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, I made my point."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

http://heroicimages.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=63412&g2_serialNumber=2&g2_GALLERYSID=506388184840877d4ceaf94ba7b448f9
KINGDOM COME SUPERMAN: "What?! All I said was that Charlton Heston is unfairly maligned!"

Thanks! hehehe, poor Charlton...

[ultimatefan]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
SUPERMAN: "This'll teach you to wait till you're grandpa aged to do a fourth film!"
INDIANA JONES: "Damn you, you ridiculously good looking alien!"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, I made my point."

hehehehehehehehehe, awesome!

[ultimatefan]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
INDIANA JONES: I thought we old franchises trying to get back were supposed to stick together!
SUPERMAN: That was before my new movie disappointed at the box office, now it´s whatever it takes to screw the competition!

[DoctorJones]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif

SUPERMAN: "Damn you for being popular with teenagers!"
INDY "Look, I'm sorry, best of three ok, children and adults still like you moreso than me even if they didn't bother see your movie."
SUPERMAN: "WHAT?"
INDY: "Look, I'm just making it up as I go along."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
INDIANA JONES: I thought we old franchises trying to get back were supposed to stick together!
SUPERMAN: That was before my new movie disappointed at the box office, now it´s whatever it takes to screw the competition!
Bwahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

http://heroicimages.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=63412&g2_serialNumber=2&g2_GALLERYSID=506388184840877d4ceaf94ba7b448f9
JSA: "Heathen! Heathen! Heathen! Heathen!"
KINGDOM COME SUPERMAN: "I'm telling you people, the Earth revolves around the sun!"
JSA: "Burn him!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
INDIANA JONES: Dammit, nobody respects the ederly anymore! I should move to China...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
INDIANA JONES: Dammit, nobody respects the ederly anymore! I should move to China...
Bwahahahahahaha!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
SUPERMAN: "That's for Return of the Jedi beating my 3rd movie at the box office!"
INDIANA JONES: "But your 3rd movie sucked!!!"
SUPERMAN: "I know that, but that's besides the point."

[kedrell]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
SUPERMAN: "No sequel for you."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahaha!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
SUPERMAN: "That's for Return of the Jedi beating my 3rd movie at the box office!"
INDIANA JONES: "But your 3rd movie sucked!!!"
SUPERMAN: "I know that, but that's besides the point."

hehehehehhe

[ultimatefan]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
INDIANA JONES: C´mon, I´m gonna be competing with Batman, Iron Man and Hulk at the BO, not you!!
SUPERMAN: Union policy!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
INDIANA JONES: C´mon, I´m gonna be competing with Batman, Iron Man and Hulk at the BO, not you!!
SUPERMAN: Union policy!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
BATMAN: "Blasphemy! This is madness!"
SUPERMAN: "Madness? This... Is... Metropolis!!!"

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif

Superman:So Indiana are happy with Wb's decision on Routh?

Indiana Jones: Of Course.

Superman:Wrong Answer!!!!!!!

Indiana Jones:Ah crap

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
BATMAN: "Blasphemy! This is madness!"
SUPERMAN: "Madness? This... Is... Metropolis!!!"

Thanks! 300 quotes never fail...

[ultimatefan]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif

Superman:So Indiana are happy with Wb's decision on Routh?

Indiana Jones: Of Course.

Superman:Wrong Answer!!!!!!!

Indiana Jones:Ah crap

hehehehehe, BUT I like Routh as Supes.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
REEVE: "So Brandon, how does it feel to be the superhero equivalent of George Lazenby?"

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Scream%20Awards/Scream_015.jpg
ROUTH: "Shut up you jerk!"

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
REEVE: "You may have the dark crystal kid, but I got the taxi. Pretty much a no brainer as to who's gonna win."

[kedrell]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/598/598330/infinite-crisis-guide-20050725024239930.jpg
Wonder Woman: "WB ,do you realize that I have a Classical education and that playing 3rd fiddle to these two has put me into therapy? Why don't you take me seriously and give me a real movie to star in? Oh yeah, I remember why, BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
If only my movie franchise was this easy to lift...

[matthooper]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg


"Well, I guess it's finally come to this. Where are the want ads?

.... wow this one's perfect. Help wanted, 20 something male who resembles Superman wanted to appear at ribbon cutting ceremonies and used car lots."

[ultimatefan]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif

HARRISON FORD: Hey, don´t take it out on me cuz you turned down this role!!

[Superman Prime]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg

SUPERMAN: "The city is my gym."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif

HARRISON FORD: Hey, don´t take it out on me cuz you turned down this role!!
Is there any actual proof that Reeve turned down the role of Indiana Jones? I know he turned down Body Heat, American Gigolo, The Bounty, Romancing the Stone, The Running Man, Total Recall and Pretty Woman but I have not been able to find any official confirmation that he was even considered for the Indy role.

It's just as well, Reeve probably would not have worked as Indy anyway. Not rough enough in the face.

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Don't you dare cast that pretty punk from Friday Night Lights to play me in JLA! Don't you even f***ing think about it! Sweet Jesus, it's no wonder you idiots at WB can't get my running, you keep trying to shove all these young pretty boys down the throats of audiences and not 1 of them can actually carry a film! I know you guys got lucky with Reeve - May He Rest In Peace - but damn it Reeve looked like a man, a real man! Now go cast somebody who looks like a real man - and don't get so pissy about casting an actor over 30!"

[Superman Prime]

http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_2/SupermanPhoto1.jpg

ROUTH: "Reeve? I thought you were..."

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg

REEVE: "God retconned history so fans can have their real Superman back."

[ultimatefan]

Is there any actual proof that Reeve turned down the role of Indiana Jones? I know he turned down Body Heat, American Gigolo, The Bounty, Romancing the Stone, The Running Man, Total Recall and Pretty Woman but I have not been able to find any official confirmation that he was even considered for the Indy role.

It's just as well, Reeve probably would not have worked as Indy anyway. Not rough enough in the face.

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Don't you dare cast that pretty punk from Friday Night Lights to play me in JLA! Don't you even f***ing think about it! Sweet Jesus, it's no wonder you idiots at WB can't get my running, you keep trying to shove all these young pretty boys down the throats of audiences and not 1 of them can actually carry a film! I know you guys got lucky with Reeve - May He Rest In Peace - but damn it Reeve looked like a man, a real man! Now go cast somebody who looks like a real man - and don't get so pissy about casting an actor over 30!"

I heard about it, I´m not sure, but works for a caption...:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_2/SupermanPhoto1.jpg

ROUTH: "Reeve? I thought you were..."

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg

REEVE: "God retconned history so fans can have their real Superman back."
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg
REEVE: "I have come to kick your ass and chew your bubblegum. And seeing as how you're all out of bubblegum-"

http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_2/SupermanPhoto1.jpg
ROUTH: "Oh snap..."

[Superman Prime]

Lmao ^ Routh's in for it. (And thanks :up: )

[ultimatefan]

http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_2/SupermanPhoto1.jpg

ROUTH: What can I do to be as successful as Superman as you were?

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg

REEVE: Well, you can fly above lightspeed around Earth and reverse time back to 1978...

http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_2/SupermanPhoto1.jpg

ROUTH: F***ing smartass...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_2/SupermanPhoto1.jpg

ROUTH: What can I do to be as successful as Superman as you were?

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg

REEVE: Well, you can fly above lightspeed around Earth and reverse time back to 1978...

http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_2/SupermanPhoto1.jpg

ROUTH: F***ing smartass...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
SUPERMAN: "All your post-Air Force One movies sucked!"
INDY: "Everyone's a f***ing critic...!"

[Superman Prime]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif

SUPERMAN: "I hated Han Solo!"
FORD: "You're just jealous!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif

SUPERMAN: "I hated Han Solo!"
FORD: "You're just jealous!"
All nice guys are jealous of the smart ass who gets the girl instead of the other nice guy (even when the other nice guy turns out to be her long lost brother).

http://heroicimages.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=63412&g2_serialNumber=2&g2_GALLERYSID=506388184840877d4ceaf94ba7b448f9
KC SUPERMAN: "What?! All I said was that making a 4th Indiana Jones film now is just a cheap excuse to drain what little cash can still be drained from an old franchise by a bunch of greedy old men who can't let go of their glory days!"
JSA: "Die!"

[ultimatefan]

All nice guys are jealous of the smart ass who gets the girl instead of the other nice guy (even when the other nice guy turns out to be her long lost brother).

http://heroicimages.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=63412&g2_serialNumber=2&g2_GALLERYSID=506388184840877d4ceaf94ba7b448f9
KC SUPERMAN: "What?! All I said was that making a 4th Indiana Jones film now is just a cheap excuse to drain what little cash can still be drained from an old franchise by a bunch of greedy old men who can't let go of their glory days!"
JSA: "Die!"

Thanks! You tell them, Supes!

[Superman Prime]

All nice guys are jealous of the smart ass who gets the girl instead of the other nice guy (even when the other nice guy turns out to be her long lost brother).

What a twisted world we live in :oldrazz:

http://heroicimages.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=63412&g2_serialNumber=2&g2_GALLERYSID=506388184840877d4ceaf94ba7b448f9
KC SUPERMAN: "What?! All I said was that making a 4th Indiana Jones film now is just a cheap excuse to drain what little cash can still be drained from an old franchise by a bunch of greedy old men who can't let go of their glory days!"
JSA: "Die!"

Heheheheh.


http://heroicimages.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=63412&g2_serialNumber=2&g2_GALLERYSID=506388184840877d4ceaf94ba7b448f9

Unorthodox Training Methods: One-Armed Pushups

SUPERMAN: "1120...1121..."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/f5fba40b4769f677c778134c7e71c643.gif
SUPERMAN: "All your post-Air Force One movies sucked!"
INDY: "Everyone's a f***ing critic...!"

hehehehehehe, yeah, we are.

[Dr. Fate]

What a twisted world we live in :oldrazz:



Heheheheh.


http://heroicimages.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=63412&g2_serialNumber=2&g2_GALLERYSID=506388184840877d4ceaf94ba7b448f9

Unorthodox Training Methods: One-Armed Pushups

SUPERMAN: "1120...1121..."

1) Very twisted.
2) Thanks.
3) Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://heroicimages.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=63412&g2_serialNumber=2&g2_GALLERYSID=506388184840877d4ceaf94ba7b448f9
KC SUPERMAN: "Look for the last time I have no say in who gets cameos in JLA, if it ever gets made, and I can honestly say you guys will have to wait until JLA is a hit or not to see if you can get your own series of films! And at best you'll probably have to settle for being a period piece prequel!"

[ultimatefan]

http://heroicimages.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=63412&g2_serialNumber=2&g2_GALLERYSID=506388184840877d4ceaf94ba7b448f9
KC SUPERMAN: First father of a bastard kid, now gang-bang victim...

[Dr. Fate]

^^
Hahahahahahahaha, man it sucks to be Superman these days.

http://www.gooseberriesmarket.com/images/departments/seafood.jpg

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/thislittlepiggy/42.jpg
BATMAN: "Mmm, fish..." [begins consuming mass quantities of fish]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, Aquaman called the tower earlier, he's running out of fish so he wants you to cut back."

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/thislittlepiggy/42.jpg
BATMAN: "Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So? You're their all time best seller."

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/thislittlepiggy/42.jpg
BATMAN: "Oh yeah? Well... I had sex with your wife while she was in a coma, which made it all the better!"

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Not funny Bruce. Not funny at all."

[ultimatefan]

^^
Hahahahahahahaha, man it sucks to be Superman these days.

http://www.gooseberriesmarket.com/images/departments/seafood.jpg

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/thislittlepiggy/42.jpg
BATMAN: "Mmm, fish..." [begins consuming mass quantities of fish]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, Aquaman called the tower earlier, he's running out of fish so he wants you to cut back."

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/thislittlepiggy/42.jpg
BATMAN: "Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So? You're their all time best seller."

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/thislittlepiggy/42.jpg
BATMAN: "Oh yeah? Well... I had sex with your wife while she was in a coma, which made it all the better!"

http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Not funny Bruce. Not funny at all."

hehehehehe, that pic of animated Batman is great for captions...

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehehe, that pic of animated Batman is great for captions...
Yep. It was based on a SEINFELD ep where George tried to coin the perfect comeback and refused to believe his comeback (jerk-store) was lame even though everyone kept telling him that. I posted it in the Dark Knight Caption thread but it never got noticed.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, I'm gonna be voiced by Kyle MacLachan in New Frontier!"
BATMAN: "Damn, I'm envious."

[kedrell]

Yep. It was based on a SEINFELD ep where George tried to coin the perfect comeback and refused to believe his comeback (jerk-store) was lame even though everyone kept telling him that. I posted it in the Dark Knight Caption thread but it never got noticed.

Yeah, I remember that episode. The guy transfered to Ohio and George followed him and even got a new job there just so he could try it out.
I remember how jerry reacted "So you're going to a new job in Cleveland just to zing a guy?!":woot:

[ultimatefan]

Yep. It was based on a SEINFELD ep where George tried to coin the perfect comeback and refused to believe his comeback (jerk-store) was lame even though everyone kept telling him that. I posted it in the Dark Knight Caption thread but it never got noticed.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, I'm gonna be voiced by Kyle MacLachan in New Frontier!"
BATMAN: "Damn, I'm envious."

SUPERMAN: Well, don´t forget he did Showgirls...

Oh yeah, wasn´t it the one where he pointed you only come up with a good comeback after the conversation (so true)?

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: Well, don´t forget he did Showgirls...

Oh yeah, wasn´t it the one where he pointed you only come up with a good comeback after the conversation (so true)?
I think so.

Never seen Showgirls.

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/598/598330/infinite-crisis-guide-20050725024239930.jpg
WW: "Tonight, no Spartan dies!"
BATS & SUPES: "????"

[Superman Prime]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Hey, we're in broad daylight and you haven't turned to dust."

BATMAN: "You want me to start talking about that painful chapter of your history? Brandon Routh, anyone?"

SUPERMAN: "George Clooney, anyone?"

BATMAN: "Ah, fv<k."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Hey, we're in broad daylight and you haven't turned to dust."

BATMAN: "You want me to start talking about that painful chapter of your history? Brandon Routh, anyone?"

SUPERMAN: "George Clooney, anyone?"

BATMAN: "Ah, fv<k."
Bwahahahahahaha!

And then Clooney won an Oscar, the only Batman actor to do so if I don't miss my guess.

http://heroicimages.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=63412&g2_serialNumber=2&g2_GALLERYSID=506388184840877d4ceaf94ba7b448f9
KC SUPERMAN: "This is what I get for saying those lousy Hollywood writers should get back to work..."

[Superman Prime]

Thanks. Hahahahaha! Superman does have guts.

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SUPERMAN: "I forgot to turn off my Super Attraction!"

[ultimatefan]

I think so.

Never seen Showgirls.

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WW: "Tonight, no Spartan dies!"
BATS & SUPES: "????"

Showgirls was a big flop but it ended up gaining a certain cult status as "so bad it´s good", if that appeals to you - not to mention nearly endless titilation...

[ultimatefan]

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FORD: What the...
SUPERMAN: Hey, SOMEBOY had to test if you could still handle an action movie, old man...

[Dr. Fate]

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FORD: What the...
SUPERMAN: Hey, SOMEBOY had to test if you could still handle an action movie, old man...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

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SUPERMAN: "This is for Julliard!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

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SUPERMAN: "This is for Julliard!"

Thanks! hehehehe, I remember an interview where Robin Williams told Reeve was the total babe magnet when they were studying and his best hopes were to get his rejects...

[Alina]

Thanks! hehehehe, I remember an interview where Robin Williams told Reeve was the total babe magnet when they were studying and his best hopes were to get his rejects...

Lol:woot:, that's Robin for sure:grin:

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! hehehehe, I remember an interview where Robin Williams told Reeve was the total babe magnet when they were studying and his best hopes were to get his rejects...
I'm not surprised.

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SUPERMAN: "Aw crap, there's a naked Green Lantern on the loose..."

[DoctorJones]

All nice guys are jealous of the smart ass who gets the girl instead of the other nice guy (even when the other nice guy turns out to be her long lost brother).

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KC SUPERMAN: "What?! All I said was that making a 4th Indiana Jones film now is just a cheap excuse to drain what little cash can still be drained from an old franchise by a bunch of greedy old men who can't let go of their glory days!"
JSA: "Die!"

JSA: You hypocrite! Do you know how old you look here?