Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Doctor Jones]

The Batman beats Supes jokes never fail.

I can accept GR based on the fact GR has never been that big or important a character. It can be a guilty pleasure to watch it, I reckon.

And one of those pleasure includes seeing Eva Mendes's great cleavage. :woot:

[Doctor Jones]

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BATMAN: THERE IS NO BATHROOM!

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: Don´t you DARE say Two And A Half Men is funnier than The Office!!
Bwahahahahahaha

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SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, who cut the wire that was supposed to be swinging me from point A to point B?!"

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SUPERMAN: "Sabotage my sequel will you?! I hope you fall on your keys!"



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SUPERMAN: "There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed."

[Dr. Fate]

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SUPERMAN: "Are you frightened?"
LOIS LANE: "Yes."
SUPERMAN: "Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you."

[Doctor Jones]

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SUPERMAN: "There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed."[/quote]

:lmao: God, I remember the Spider-Man one over at the SM3 boards. It never fails! Where is this from?

[Doctor Jones]

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SUPERMAN: Well Lois. Goodbye. I'm off to go to South America and leave you for another man. His name is Pico. And he likes foot massages and Cherry Garcia ice cream in the evenings. My favorite. And he's twice the man you'll ever be.

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahaha

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SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, who cut the wire that was supposed to be swinging me from point A to point B?!"

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SUPERMAN: "Sabotage my sequel will you?! I hope you fall on your keys!"



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SUPERMAN: "There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed."

Thanks!

hehehehe, Jealous, huh, Supes?

[ultimatefan]

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REEVE: Try and guess how much poon-tang this smile got me, I dare ya! Nope, it´s A LOT more than that!

[Dr. Fate]

:lmao: God, I remember the Spider-Man one over at the SM3 boards. It never fails! Where is this from?
I believe it's from American Pie.


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REEVE: Try and guess how much poon-tang this smile got me, I dare ya! Nope, it´s A LOT more than that!

Hehehe, Reeve you dawg...

Yeah, if we were all Supes, we'd be jealous too.

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LEX LUTHOR: "Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you f***ing bastard! You f***ing stupid bastard!"

[Doctor Jones]

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SUPERMAN: Yeah. I can fly.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

Reeve was said to be quite the babe magnet in his college days, Robin Williams went to college with him and said he was always trying to get his "leftovers"...


Both cool ones, guys! American Psycho quotes never fail.

[ultimatefan]

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LEX LUTHOR: Did you f*** my Valerie Perrine?!? Did you f*** my Valerie Perrine?!? Did you f*** my Valerie Perrine?!?

[ultimatefan]

And one of those pleasure includes seeing Eva Mendes's great cleavage. :woot:

There´s a great scene in the movie We Own The Night where she´s lying on a couch as she, huh, "pleasures" herself, then a dude comes and kisses her boob and "pleasures" her as well, you can probably find it for free on Youtube or Metacafe.

[Doctor Jones]

There´s a great scene in the movie We Own The Night where she´s lying on a couch as she, huh, "pleasures" herself, then a dude comes and kisses her boob and "pleasures" her as well, you can probably find it for free on Youtube or Metacafe.

*Rorscach voice*

Must investigate further.

[Doctor Jones]

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QUESTION: Hey, you look like Obama!
LUTHER: How dare you compare me to that man! At least I have a plan! And I don't go when asked a question, "um... well.... John McCain says..." I already know what everyone says!

[Doctor Jones]

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LUTHER: Enough with Michael Phelps already!

[Dr. Fate]

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SUPERMAN: Yeah. I can fly.
Hehehe, nice use of Iron Man there, you'd better take that to the Mix It Up Movie Caption Thread.

Yeah I heard Reeve had a steady stream of female admirers way back in the day.

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LEX LUTHOR: "There's nothing out there, Supes. Nothing in the Mist."
SUPERMAN: "But what if you're wrong, Lex?"
LEX LUTHOR: "Well then, I guess the joke would be on me after all."

[Doctor Jones]

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LUTHER: I'm going to keep slapping you until you bleed ink blots, wear a brown trenchcoat, and hitting me back, like Rorscach would!

[Lightning54SC]

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BATMAN: "Welcome to Thunder Dome B*tch!"

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehehehe to both of those.

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[Batman kicking Superman repeatedly]
SUPERMAN: "Thank you sir, may I have another? Thank you sir, may I have another? Thank you sir, may I have another?"

And again:

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QUESTION: "Thank you sir, may I have another? Thank you sir, may I have another? Thank you sir may I have another?"

[Doctor Jones]

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LUTHER: Stop being racist! Luther could work either as a white or black man.
QUESTION: But didn't they screw up the coloring when-
LUTHER: You're missing my point!
QUESTION: I liked Gene Hackman though-
LUTHER: SHUT THE HELL UP!!

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, especially "thank you, sir!" and the racism argument.

[ultimatefan]

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BATMAN: Did you f*** my Maggie Gyllenhall?!? Did you f*** my Katie Holmes?!? Did you f*** my Elle McPherson?!? Did you f*** my Nicole Kidman?!? Did you f*** my Michelle Pfeiffer?!? Did you f*** - phew - my Kim Basinger?!?

[Doctor Jones]

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BATMAN: Did you f*** my Maggie Gyllenhall?!? Did you f*** my Katie Holmes?!? Did you f*** my Elle McPherson?!? Did you f*** my Nicole Kidman?!? Did you f*** my Michelle Pfeiffer?!? Did you f*** - phew - my Kim Basinger?!?

Hahahaha! :woot: Though Superman will never get ass like that. Only Bosworth. :csad:

[Dr. Fate]

Hahahaha! :woot: Though Superman will never get ass like that. Only Bosworth. :csad:
Yep, sad really. Supes hasn't had any really good ass since Teri Hatcher, the poor guy.

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LEX LUTHOR: "I know that's you, Bruce Wayne! Master of disguise my ass!"
QUESTION: "?!?!?!?"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Jones!

hehe, Lex wouldn´t want to meet Clayface...

[ultimatefan]

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LEX LUTHOR: That´s for being little more than a knock-off of The Shadow!!

[Doctor Jones]

Hahahaha! :woot: Though Superman will never get ass like that. Only Bosworth. :csad:

I forgot about Hatcher. She was indeed fine.

[Doctor Jones]

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LEX LUTHOR: That´s for being little more than a knock-off of The Shadow!!

Hehehehe. The Question's cool though.

[Doctor Jones]

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LEX LUTHOR: I'm not going to stop hitting you until you cast Jeffrey Donovan as yourself in a film!

[smsvmos]

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Routh: How come I keep loosing all the polls to this generations Superman? What is the difference between Welling and me?

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Welling: The difference is that I make this look good

[Doctor Jones]

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Routh: How come I keep loosing all the polls to this generations Superman? What is the difference between Welling and me?

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Welling: The difference is that I make this look good

Cool manip, and great caption. But for some reason, Welling still looks too boyish to be Superman for me. Almost too good looking. No homo.

[Dr. Fate]

Cool manip, and great caption. But for some reason, Welling still looks too boyish to be Superman for me. Almost too good looking. No homo.
I always thought Routh was too boyish for SR.

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CLARK KENT: "Chris Columbus directing Marvel's Sub-Mariner film?! WTF?!"

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "What'cha thinkin' about guys?"
SUPERMAN: "Why I don't look cool in the DCAU shows in terms of my character design."
WONDER WOMAN: "Why can't I get a movie when even cult figures like Hellboy & the Watchmen get movies."
BATMAN: "Oh. Very well. Carry on."

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WONDER WOMAN: "Oh my God you're dying! Do you have any last words, anything deep & meaningful or wise to leave behind to the world?"
SUPERMAN: "I do have one request - tell Flash that, despite our differences... I have ALWAYS loved him..."
WONDER WOMAN: "Wow, that is so sweet and- wait a minute, what the Hell?!"

[Doctor Jones]

I always thought Routh was too boyish for SR.

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CLARK KENT: "Chris Columbus directing Marvel's Sub-Mariner film?! WTF?!"

I think so too. Routh and Bosworth looked like high school graduates. But someone's out there. But no one will ever top Reeves.

[Dr. Fate]

I think so too. Routh and Bosworth looked like high school graduates. But someone's out there. But no one will ever top Reeves.
George Reeves was the ultimate Clark Kent.:cwink:

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BATMAN: "That's for telling Joel Schumacher to put rubber nipples on my batsuit!"
SUPERMAN: "C'mon, I thought it would be a good laugh, man!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Jones!

hehehehehehe, Poor Wonder Woman, gets no love! But the DVD animated movie looks good.

The Flash one is cool too.

[ultimatefan]

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WONDER WOMAN: What is your last wish? Ask anything!!
SUPERMAN: Okay, one last chance to have unprotected sex without facing terrible consequences later!
WONDER WOMAN: Jeez, even YOU have to prove to be a pig in the end, huh?

[Dr. Fate]

^^Hehehehehehe, all men are pigs Diana. Of course, she always has the OTHER option.:cwink::grin::hehe:

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LEX LUTHOR: "Stop complaining about Superman & Batman not being in the closing JLA graphics of Justice League/DC The New Frontier! Batman & Superman have had over 70 years of exposure in other media formats while Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, Aquaman and Martian Manhunter have barely scratched the surface! It won't kill Bats, Supes or their franchises & fanbases to let the other characters have the big closing graphic!"

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "That's for saying Katie Holmes was better than Maggie Gyllenhaal!"

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LEX LUTHOR: "Say it! Say it!"
QUESTION: "D-David Carradine's 'Clark-Kent-Is-Superman's-Critique-of-the-Human-Race' speech in Quentin Tarantino's splatter fest kung fu epic 'Kill Bill Volume 2' was nothing but poorly conceived Silver Age propaganda!"
LEX LUTHOR: "Good boy."

[Doctor Jones]

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BATMAN: "That's for saying Katie Holmes was better than Maggie Gyllenhaal!"

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LEX LUTHOR: "Say it! Say it!"
QUESTION: "D-David Carradine's 'Clark-Kent-Is-Superman's-Critique-of-the-Human-Race' speech in Quentin Tarantino's splatter fest kung fu epic 'Kill Bill Volume 2' was nothing but poorly conceived Silver Age propaganda!"
LEX LUTHOR: "Good boy."

Hehehe. Good stuff all around. I remember watching that when he talked about it. I agree with him. But hey, that's just me. :yay: Even though I don't like Superman.

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks, Doc! Yes, we are all pigs. I sleep on booty call routine with a woman I wouldn´t steadily date or marry with a gun pointed to my head, just cuz she´s hot as all hell and a pervert.


Love the Tarantino slam and the Monthy Python quote.

[protocida]

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LEX LUTHOR: There's a bug on your face! I'll kill it!

[protocida]

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[protocida]

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GREEN LANTERN: Thanks. Oh, and the director said that you can have a small cameo if you want to!

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SUPERMAN: A small cameo? A SMALL CAMEO! That's it, i'm done, I'M ****ING DONE!

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SUPERMAN: A Small cameo? Who do you think you're talking to, uh? Plastic Man? Doctor Fate? **** you! I'm Superman, *****! I'm the ****ing first DC Comics hero! I'm the ****ing man of steel and i'm demand respect, are you hearing me, you ****ty green pussy?! Are you ****ing hearing me? Think about that while i send you to the ****ing sun, mother****er! I hope you get a ****ing good tan, you *******! You ****ing dickface!

GREEN LANTERN: Ugh... Was it something i said?

[Dr. Fate]

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Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahaha! That GIF for the win! Seriously, that's f***ing gold!

I like the Superman/Green Lantern captions as well.

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GREEN LANTERN: "By the Power of Hollywood, I command you to move over Superman! My time to shine has come! And once my movie cracks Iron Man numbers, it'll be a Green Lantern/Batman film they'll be talking about, not your reboot, not a Superman/Batman film, nadda!"

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SUPERMAN: "Jack*******! I hope you get stuck with either Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan as your love interest!"

[Doctor Jones]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahaha! That GIF for the win! Seriously, that's f***ing gold!

I like the Superman/Green Lantern captions as well.

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GREEN LANTERN: "By the Power of Hollywood, I command you to move over Superman! My time to shine has come! And once my movie cracks Iron Man numbers, it'll be a Green Lantern/Batman film they'll be talking about, not your reboot, not a Superman/Batman film, nadda!"

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SUPERMAN: "Jack*******! I hope you get stuck with either Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan as your love interest!"

Hehehehe. I don't like Jim Lee's art. But I do like that picture. Maybe I just don't like his Batman. I think he's better suited for Supes. His style suits how Supes looks.

[ultimatefan]

Those GL/Supes runs are great!

The Superman/Batman "comic strip" is terrific.

[ultimatefan]

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GREEN LANTERN: Hey, Superman! My movie´s finally getting made! People say the script is great, very true to the comics, and I may get Oscar-nominee Ryan Gosling to play me!

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SUPERMAN: Okay, I can take it when Batman beats me, I mean, he´s f***ing Batman... But if a silver age weasel like yourself who´s never even had your own cartoon or TV show does it, so help me God, I´ll go red kryptonite on yo ass!!

[Doctor Jones]

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GREEN LANTERN: Yeah. I can fly.

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SUPERMAN: Because of your f***ing ring, a**hole!

[Dr. Fate]

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GREEN LANTERN: Hey, Superman! My movie´s finally getting made! People say the script is great, very true to the comics, and I may get Oscar-nominee Ryan Gosling to play me!

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SUPERMAN: Okay, I can take it when Batman beats me, I mean, he´s f***ing Batman... But if a silver age weasel like yourself who´s never even had your own cartoon or TV show does it, so help me God, I´ll go red kryptonite on yo ass!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


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GREEN LANTERN: Yeah. I can fly.

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SUPERMAN: Because of your f***ing ring, a**hole!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

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GREEN LANTERN: "Admit it, you don't get half as many chicks as I do!"

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SUPERMAN: "It's not the quantity damn it, it's the quality!"

[Doctor Jones]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

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GREEN LANTERN: "Admit it, you don't get half as many chicks as I do!"

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SUPERMAN: "It's not the quantity damn it, it's the quality!"

Indeed. He has Lois Lane. Erica Durance is self explanatory.

[Dr. Fate]

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CLARK KENT: "It's gonna be a long night... I'll need porn."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

The "I can fly" the "quality, not quantity" one and the porn one are great.

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: My Pa Kent didn´t die of heart attack enough times already, you bastards?!?

[Dr. Fate]

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CLARK KENT: "Isn't it great, Ma? I'm going to jail!"
MA KENT: "Yes, for killing Pa you dumbass."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!


Love the "virgin WW" one.

I gotta say, graphic novels is a more accurate description of the media. "Comic books" came from the time all there was were the newspaper strips, you didn´t even have superheroes yet, "comic" refers to the comedic genre, it´s not adequate to describe a whole media that has all sorts of genres. I know Brad Bird also hates when people call animation a genre, he insists it´s a media, and an art form.

[ultimatefan]

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LEX LUTHOR: Is it too weird that I´m getting aroused by this?

[Spider-Kid]

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Hulk: Hulk hate Superman Returns plot, DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc, Spider-kid! Great ones, too!

[ultimatefan]

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HULK: Yeah, yeah, Superman Returns made more at the box office than The Incredible Hulk, woo-f***ing-hoo!! Go ahead and ask comic book fans which one they want the most to see a sequel for, c´mon!!!

[Doctor Jones]

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HULK: Shut the hell up about my new film! It was kick ass and as good as Iron Man! At least I had a real villain to fight! Not someone we've seen for the past God knows how many other film you've had! I got some nice ass from Liv Tyler, played by a great actor, and my sequel was better than my other film!
SUPERMAN: Mine made more money!
HULK: It because your Superman! Oh, wait. That's right. You don't seem to show it in any of your films!

[Dr. Fate]

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OBAMA: "I Believe In Superman."
SUPERMAN: "I Believe In Obama."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

The twist on the ST quote and the Obama one are awesome (suspect Doctor Jones won´t be crazy about it, though...).

[ultimatefan]

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OBAMA: See, even Superman supports me!
SUPERMAN: And I been a Republican voter for 70 years! Well, except last election... And Nixon´s re-election... Okay, okay, I voted for Kennedy too!

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks, Doc!

The twist on the ST quote and the Obama one are awesome (suspect Doctor Jones won´t be crazy about it, though...).

Hehehe. How'd you know? :woot:

[Doctor Jones]

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OBAMA: If you vote for me Supes, I promise I'll get you a quality actor, Robert Zemeckis as your director, great writers, and a villain. Hell, I'll throw in Doomsday and Emperor Zod for the lack of super-powered villains in your films.
SUPERMAN: I'm sold!

[Doctor Jones]

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OBAMA: If you vote for me Supes, I promise I'll get you a quality actor, Robert Zemeckis as your director, great writers, and a villain. Hell, I'll throw in Doomsday and Emperor Zod for the lack of super-powered villains in your films.
SUPERMAN: So let me get this straight. Like every presidential nomimee, you promise this stuff now, but once you're in the White House, it's a whole nother ballgame bud. You have no idea what it's like to be president. Until you sit in that chair and you're faced with the problems we have, you're promises for helping me and America won't mean ****. What makes you any different from any other nominee? They've all said the same damn thing. But what happens? They end up making America worse. What makes you think you're going to help it? Especially at a time like this? Just wait until you win, until you sit in that chair, until you're faced with piles and piles of crap America has, you won't even do what you promised. I might as well be done with making movies altogether. It's a mess you're inheriting. It's been a mess since 1776. A big pile of steaming dinosaur ****. Good luck.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc! The inspiration was well-used.

The "Obama promises" one is awesome too!

[ultimatefan]

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OBAMA: Superman will help me fix the economy!
SUPERMAN: Sorry man, but that may be too big a job even for me...

[Doctor Jones]

Love the Usual Suspects one - giving away the ending should be punishable by rusty knife castration - and the Supes cheekbones ones are great!

Exactly. I HATE knowing the outcome of the film before it's finished. It's the only thing on my mind and it ruins the unpredictability and first time magic of seeing it. But the first time I saw it it blew me to Kingdom Come. Just how it was handeled and edited is what kept make you saying, 'Oh my god" so many times.

[p4poetic]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3596/obamasupermanxx1.jpg
OBAMA: Superman will help me fix the economy!
SUPERMAN: Sorry man, but that may be too big a job even for me...

LOL brilliant.

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks! Yeah, hadn´t thought of that.

Yes it is, even though I´d say X2 is pretty up there too. Looking forward to Walkyrie.

hehehehehehe, he´s still Superman...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg
RICHARD WHITE: "For some reason, Superman's to do list says nothing about sabotaging Spider-Man 4 and Iron Man 2. We'll have to sit him down and have a talk with him about that."

[Dr. Fate]

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SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!" [sets Batman on fire with heat vision] "You f***ing bastard! You f***ing stupid bastard!"

Or...

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SUPERMAN: "Upstage me and replace me as DC's cash cow will you?!" [sets Batman on fire]

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii10/bbqsauce51287/gifs/supesvsbats-owned_jad.gif
SUPERMAN: "Die you wage hiking scum!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg
RICHARD WHITE: Sorry, Jimmy, you´re not on the list...
JIMMY: Crap!

[ultimatefan]

LOL brilliant.
Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3596/obamasupermanxx1.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, you came to me because I represent optimism and integrity and...
OBAMA: Nah, Batman turned us down. He has issues with authority or something...

[Doctor Jones]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg
RICHARD WHITE: So this is what got Don Cheadle cast as Rhodes in IM2?! A slip of paper from a request from Superman himself?!
CLARK: How the hell did you find that?!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3596/obamasupermanxx1.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, you came to me because I represent optimism and integrity and...
OBAMA: Nah, Batman turned us down. He has issues with authority or something...
Bwahahahaha, ironic considering that Batman is in his own way tryin gto help re-establish the authority figures of Gotham, i.e., guys like Gordon.



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SUPERMAN: "You don't know Darkseid like I do."
BATMAN: "We know what he did to you. He used you, humiliated you, wound you up like a toy soldier and set you loose on the world. Cry me a riv-"
[Superman sets Batman on fire]
SUPERMAN: "Up yours, Bruce!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

Love the one on Rhodes´ replacement and the darkseid argument.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg
RICHARD WHITE: How the hell did you turn my grocery list into Superman's to do list?!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg
CLARK: *thinking* Damn, how did he find that? I must have written that before I left earth for five years. Damn, so much stuff I have and haven't done yet. Well, let's see.
1. Fought Lex Luther for the fifth, no sixth time. But he keeps coming back. And what's this? How did Luther go from Gene Hackman to Kevin Spacey? Well, I liked The Usual Suspects so cool for him.
2. Fight a superpowered badguy. Dammit, I still have to do that.
3. Kill Perry. Haven't done that yet. But I'm working on it.
4. Bang Lois. And I did it in the Fortress of Solitude! That was pimp-tastic! Though I have to admit, I regret the final results.
5. Throw a punch. Well, I remember when... wait, that was a dream.
6. Pick up my boxer shorts. With the big "S" on them Ma made me. Hey! I'm wearing those right now!
7. See The Dark Knight on July 18th. WTF??!! :cmad:

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "Hey Clark, guess who sabotaged the Incredible Hulk at the box office this past summer."
SUPERMAN: "Who? Wait a minute, don't tell me it was-"
BATMAN: "That's right - it was me."
SUPERMAN: "You bastard!" [Superman sets Batman on fire via heat vision]

[ultimatefan]

Love Clark´s "check the list" one.

[ultimatefan]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2562/a5nv.jpg
RICHARD: Megan Fox?
JIMMY: Well, let´s face it, she´s in everyone´s "to do" list these days...

[Morg]

Read the announcement, those that continue to hotlink pics will now get in trouble and possible banning/probation if you continue to do hotlinks

http://forums.superherohype.com/announcement.php?f=33&a=103

[Dr. Fate]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
LEX LUTHOR: "Stop blaming me for the country's current economic crisis!"

[Doctor Jones]

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QUESTION: You know who's gonna win the elction right? It's O-
LEX: SHUT THE HELL UP!! I know Obama's gonna win the damn thing!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
QUESTION: You know who's gonna win the elction right? It's O-
LEX: SHUT THE HELL UP!! I know Obama's gonna win the damn thing!
Bwahahahahahahaha!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
LEX LUTHOR: "Don't you never say that Katie Holmes is better than Maggie Gyllenhaal!"

[ultimatefan]

Love the economic crisis and election ones!

[ultimatefan]

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QUESTION: Huh, technically isn´t Superman your archnem...
LEX LUTHOR: Shut up!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a masked hero I can actually beat up around these parts?!?

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks guys.
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LEX LUTHOR: Did you just criticize The Dark Knight?!

[Dr. Fate]

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QUESTION: Huh, technically isn´t Superman your archnem...
LEX LUTHOR: Shut up!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a masked hero I can actually beat up around these parts?!?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

I liked yours too, Jones. Kick his ass, Lex! No one criticizes the Dark Knight!

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/P/6/42.jpg
LOIS LANE: "You wanted to see me, Perry?"
PERRY WHITE: "Lois, it has come to my attention that you engaged in sexual intercourse with Jimmy Olsen on the desk in your office."
LOIS LANE: "Who told you that?"
PERRY WHITE: "Jimmy did."
LOIS LANE: "Uh... was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I've gotta tell ya, I have to plead ignorance on this one. I mean if someone had told me before hand that kind of thing was frowned upon around here I never would have-"
PERRY WHITE: "You're Fired!!!!"
LOIS LANE [heartbroken]: "You didn't have to say it like that."
PERRY WHITE: "I want you out of here by the end of the day."



http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/P/6/42.jpg
PERRY WHITE: "You want this job little miss Lois Lane? You gotta strip."
LOIS LANE: "Really Mr. White, this is silly, you're old enough to be my father, possibly my grandfather. Do you real-"
PERRY WHITE: "Shut up and strip!"
LOIS LANE: ":csad:"

[kedrell]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg

Superman: Every man has a job to do,
and my job is doing good.
Every night when the job is though,
I hang up my tights, proud know,
I've done all I could.
It's a satisfying feeling when you fold up your cape,
to know that you've averted murder, larceny and rape.
Every man has a job to do,
Well, back into the old Clark Kent disguise.
I'll never stop do-ing good!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
Superman: Screw you damn critic reviews, Espically Rotten Tomatoes, I'll get my revenge in another sequel!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
Superman: Screw you damn critic reviews, Espically Rotten Tomatoes, I'll get my revenge in another sequel!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH: "I need an adult!"

[kedrell]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH: "These tighty-whitey's..er, redy's are squashing my nuts!"

[Doctor Jones]

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LEX LUTHOR: I've seen some piss poor excuses for Joker costumes today, dammit!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
LEX LUTHOR: I've seen some piss poor excuses for Joker costumes today, dammit!

did you hotlink that?

[Dr. Fate]

did you hotlink that?
I don't think so. They haven't been deleting it.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
LEX LUTHOR: "Worst Halloween Costume EVER!"

[kedrell]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
LEX LUTHOR: Is it too weird that I´m getting aroused by this?

Question: "Are you kidding? My sun dial's at high noon."

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehe. And nice sig kedrell. Finally, someone with sense on these boards. Both canidates suck!

[Spider-Kid]

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Lex Luther: Yeah, see how you like being critizized now you f**king prick! this should teach you!! I mean c'mon man, you can't think that Superman returns is s**t can you?
Question: Well TDK was better...
Lex Luther: Another slap you get!

[Spider-Kid]

I don't think so. They haven't been deleting it.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
LEX LUTHOR: "Worst Halloween Costume EVER!"

No, it wasn't its from Photobucket so its safe.

[ultimatefan]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
SUPERMAN: Make a sequel, don´t make a sequel, reboot it, don´t reboot it, put me in Justice League, don´t put me, retire me, don´t retire me... JUST DECIDE WHAT THE F*** YOU WANNA DO WITH MY FRANCHISE, DAMMIT!!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg

SUPERMAN: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!

[EL MAGNIFICO]

Read the announcement, those that continue to hotlink pics will now get in trouble and possible banning/probation if you continue to do hotlinks

http://forums.superherohype.com/announcement.php?f=33&a=103

Is it ok to use sites like www.tinypic.com or www.photobucket.com ?

[Morg]

Is it ok to use sites like www.tinypic.com or www.photobucket.com ?

Yes, those are fine. Bamfer mention it in the announcement I linked

[EL MAGNIFICO]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif

Lex Luther: I SAID OBAMA IS GOING TO WIN! WHY DID YOU VOTE FOR McCAIN?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
SUPERMAN: Make a sequel, don´t make a sequel, reboot it, don´t reboot it, put me in Justice League, don´t put me, retire me, don´t retire me... JUST DECIDE WHAT THE F*** YOU WANNA DO WITH MY FRANCHISE, DAMMIT!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

If they had just rebooted the damn thing in the first place, they wouldn't be in this mess now.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
QUESTION: "Oh well- at least I'm getting my ass kicked by Patrick Stewart..."
LEX LUTHOR: "I'm not Patrick Stewart!"

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

hehhehehehehehe, you can see the confusion, Lex, c´mon...

[ultimatefan]

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ROUTH: I´m gonna be in the sequel! Or reboot, or cartoon, or game, or cereal box... Seriously, I´ll do conventions, anything!

[Spider-Kid]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

If they had just rebooted the damn thing in the first place, they wouldn't be in this mess now.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
QUESTION: "Oh well- at least I'm getting my ass kicked by Patrick Stewart..."
LEX LUTHOR: "I'm not Patrick Stewart!"

Ha, Patrick Stewert!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
Lex Luther: What do you mean Micheal Rosenbaum is a s*** actor damnit, Those words aren't in my dictionary!

[Dr. Fate]

Ha, Patrick Stewert!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
Lex Luther: What do you mean Micheal Rosenbaum is a s*** actor damnit, Those words aren't in my dictionary!
hahahahahahahahahahaha


http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
ROUTH: I´m gonna be in the sequel! Or reboot, or cartoon, or game, or cereal box... Seriously, I´ll do conventions, anything!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/tempest3917/SR%20behindscene/brandonyawn.jpg
SUPER-ROUTH: "I don't wanna be dark & brooding!"
MICROPHONE GUY: "You'll be dark & brooding and you'll like it!"

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks, Doc!

hehehehehhehehehe, poor Supes...

[ultimatefan]

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LEX LUTHOR: And this is just a taste of what´s gonna happen to each one of the Academy members if The Dark Knight doesn´t get nominated for best movie, director, and screenplay!
QUESTION: What if Heath Ledger doesn´t get nominated?
LUTHOR: In that case, just picture Hulk in my place!

[ultimatefan]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3596/obamasupermanxx1.jpg
OBAMA: Yeah, the new president of the United States is a brother! Got a problem with that?
SUPERMAN: I surely hope not...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
LEX LUTHOR: And this is just a taste of what´s gonna happen to each one of the Academy members if The Dark Knight doesn´t get nominated for best movie, director, and screenplay!
QUESTION: What if Heath Ledger doesn´t get nominated?
LUTHOR: In that case, just picture Hulk in my place!

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3596/obamasupermanxx1.jpg
OBAMA: Yeah, the new president of the United States is a brother! Got a problem with that?
SUPERMAN: I surely hope not...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%202/1200840631418.gif
LEX LUTHOR: "Give me back my Iron Man/Incredible Hulk DVDs!"

[ultimatefan]

^THanks! I probably stole your TIH DVD, Lex... CUZ THEY HAVEN´T RELEASED THE SE DVD FOR SALE IN BRAZIL YET, THOSE MOTHERF***ERS!!

[ultimatefan]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3596/obamasupermanxx1.jpg
OBAMA: Hey, why am I standing BELOW Superman? It´s just because I´m black, isn´t it?
SUPERMAN: Huh, haven´t you just been elected president?
OBAMA: Shut up!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3596/obamasupermanxx1.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, Mr. Obama, now that you've become president, what about what you told me to get me better writers and directors for my new film?
OBAMA: Are you kidding me? That stuff was just regular presidential canidate BS to get me to win. Now, I'm facing a crap load of problems that America has just dumped on me. How do you think I'll get to that anytime soon?
SUPERMAN: Like everything else you promised?
OBAMA: Smart ass.

*pause*

SUPERMAN: You know. I really liked Morgan Freeman as the president in Deep Impact, you know.
OBAMA: And you know what else I really liked?
SUPERMAN: What's that?
OBAMA: The Dark Knight.
SUPERMAN: DAMN YOU!!

[Dr. Fate]

Funny stuff UF, Jones.

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LEX LUTHOR: "I know that's you, Frank Miller! And I hated your All-Star Batman & Robin!"
QUESTION: "I'm not Frank Mil-"
LEX LUTHOR: "Silence, infidel!"

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks, Doc!

I haven´t even read ASB&R, not sure I´m missing anything...

hehehehe, don´t be harsh on him Supes, we all loved TDK...

[ultimatefan]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3596/obamasupermanxx1.jpg
OBAMA: Wow, can you believe they actually elected a brother as president of the USA!
SUPERMAN: Yeah, after such a disastrous presidency and such a huge economic crash it´ll be almost impossible to do anything but put out fires!
OBAMA: Crap, they STILL found a way to f*** us up, didn´t they?

[Doctor Jones]

^Thanks, Doc!

I haven´t even read ASB&R, not sure I´m missing anything...

hehehehe, don´t be harsh on him Supes, we all loved TDK...

If you want to take it seriously don't or if you prefer a serious Batman don't get it. Because it's not. The whole series is a satire. It's quite funny actually. If you don't mind comedy in Batman. I went to the bookstore and went through it's pages.

Batman goes off on a rant about how he says Green Lantern's weakness is yellow. "Dumbest weakness I've ever heard."

So Batman and Robin sneak into Hal's apartement and paint the whole exterior and interior the color yelloe. Including themselves. :woot: When GL is yelling at them, Batman is drinking lemonade in fron of him. "Damn you and your lemonade!" Then Hal accidently gets yellow paint on his face.

Robin whispers, "Do you think we should tell him he's got yellow paint on his face?"

"Shh. We don't want to spoil it."

Then Hal think Batman is Bruce Wayne, Robin's getting him confused. Hal says, "Stop confusing me godammit!"

I was laughing so hard.

[ultimatefan]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3596/obamasupermanxx1.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, if a black man can become president, Superman can come back to being the most popular superhero ever!
OBAMA: C´mon, easy on the pipe, man!

[Superman Prime]

^ Hahahahahahaha. Supes hit the pipe hard.

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3596/obamasupermanxx1.jpg

SUPERMAN: "I herby endorse Barack Obama in the role of John Stewart."

[Doctor Jones]

Speaking of casting decisions, I know someday they're gonna make an Obama film. I think Will Smith would be great as Obama.

[Superman Prime]

That's probably who would end up playing Obama, yeah. And given the publicity of this whole election and the outcome, it's almost guaranteed to be made into a film.

[ultimatefan]

^ Hahahahahahaha. Supes hit the pipe hard.

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3596/obamasupermanxx1.jpg

SUPERMAN: "I herby endorse Barack Obama in the role of John Stewart."

Thanks, Agent!

hehhehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3596/obamasupermanxx1.jpg
OBAMA: By the way, it´s gonna be my next presidential decree that you beat the crap out of some supervillain in your next movie!
SUPERMAN: Thanks, Mr. president, I knew your promise to bring change to America wasn´t just election talk...

[Superman Prime]

Thanks and ^ HAHAHA!! Now there's a president that knows his priorities:

1. Economy
2. Supervillain in next Superman film

[Superman Prime]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2555/30888969ax8.png

BATMAN: "Oooooowwwww. I'm in almost as much pain as when I watched Batman & Robin."

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks and hehehehehehehe, making fun of B&R never gets old...

[ultimatefan]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2555/30888969ax8.png
WW: You can´t accept a strong and powerful woman, can you?
SUPERMAN: Not with that hideous costume design I can´t!!

[Superman Prime]

^ Heheheheheh. Thanks, and nope it never gets old.


World's Finest Pick-Up Artists (or so they call themselves)

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2555/30888969ax8.png

DONNA TROY: "Never use cheesy pick-up lines on me again!"

SUPERMAN: "Batman is the one that taught me to use them!"

BATMAN: "See, she's so aroused right now that's she's using her sexual energy to establish herself as the Alpha Female in the relationship. After this, she'll let us take her to a motel."

SUPERMAN: "Oh, okay."

[Doctor Jones]

That's probably who would end up playing Obama, yeah. And given the publicity of this whole election and the outcome, it's almost guaranteed to be made into a film.

Or Denzel Washington. Either which I'm cool with that.

It would make a great film though. HIs childhood, his Harvard days, his presidential run.

If Oliver Stone directs this. It will be called "Obama."

He needs to get more creative with the titles. But I think "Obama" would be a good title. Maybe that's all they need I don't know.

[Superman Prime]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2555/30888969ax8.png

SUPERMAN: "Now let's see if those tits jiggle."

[Superman Prime]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/9433/supermanredsoncvr3xn5.jpg

Introducing: "Dark" Superman.

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/6253/brandonrouthsupermanii5.jpg

ROUTH: "Anyone change their minds and want a Superman Returns sequel now?"

[Spider-Kid]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2555/30888969ax8.png
Superman: Why didn't you bring any weapons, something more advanced? Don't you have, uh, ray guns? Show me a piece of future technology.
Wonder Woman: You go naked. Something about the field generated by a living organism. Nothing dead will go.
Superman: Why?
Wonder Woman: I didn't build the f-ing thing!
Superman: Okay, okay. But this cyborg, if it's metal...
Wonder Woman: Surrounded by living tissue!
Superman: Right. Now, why were the other two women killed?
Wonder Woman: Most of the records were lost in the war. Skynet knew almost nothing about Connor's mother. Her full name, where she lives. They just knew the city. The Terminator was just being systematic.
Superman: Uh-huh. Okay, now let's get back to...
Wonder Woman: [interrupts] Look! You've heard enough! I have answered your questions! Now I have to see Sarah Connor!
Superman: I'm afraid that's not up to me.
Wonder Woman: Then why am I talking to you? Who is an authority here?
Superman: Please, I...
Wonder Woman: [interrupts again] Shut up!
Wonder Woman: [looks into the camera]
Superman: You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! It's *all* he does! You can't stop him! He'll wait for you! He'll reach down her throat and tear her f-in' heart out!
Wonder Woman: (being hit)
Wonder Woman: Stop hitting me!

[Panthro]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2555/30888969ax8.png
Superman: Why didn't you bring any weapons, something more advanced? Don't you have, uh, ray guns? Show me a piece of future technology.
Wonder Woman: You go naked. Something about the field generated by a living organism. Nothing dead will go.
Superman: Why?
Wonder Woman: I didn't build the f-ing thing!
Superman: Okay, okay. But this cyborg, if it's metal...
Wonder Woman: Surrounded by living tissue!
Superman: Right. Now, why were the other two women killed?
Wonder Woman: Most of the records were lost in the war. Skynet knew almost nothing about Connor's mother. Her full name, where she lives. They just knew the city. The Terminator was just being systematic.
Superman: Uh-huh. Okay, now let's get back to...
Wonder Woman: [interrupts] Look! You've heard enough! I have answered your questions! Now I have to see Sarah Connor!
Superman: I'm afraid that's not up to me.
Wonder Woman: Then why am I talking to you? Who is an authority here?
Superman: Please, I...
Wonder Woman: [interrupts again] Shut up!
Wonder Woman: [looks into the camera]
Superman: You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! It's *all* he does! You can't stop him! He'll wait for you! He'll reach down her throat and tear her f-in' heart out!
Wonder Woman: (being hit)
Wonder Woman: Stop hitting me!
Hehehehe, nice use/variation of classic Terminator there.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Oh by the way Flash, you know your lovely wife Linda?"
FLASH: "Yeah."
SUPERMAN: "I totally did it with her."
FLASH: "You bastard!"
SUPERMAN: "Yep. And she said it was nice to have something that lasted longer than 3 seconds for a change."
FLASH: "Dude, that is so wrong! The whole nailing another dude's chick is supposed to be Batman's thing!"
SUPERMAN: "Being out of character is fun."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
FLASH: "She's mine!"
SUPERMAN: "No, she's mine."
FLASH: "I saw her first!"
SUPERMAN: "But you can't fly. And considering that her strength is close to Wonder Woman's, well I'm afraid you just wouldn't have the stamina."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CarolDanversMissMarvel.jpg
MS. MARVEL: "I'm waiting, Mr. Man of Steel."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/rubyspears.jpg
RUBY SPEARS SUPERMAN: "Christopher Reeve? No, but I get that a lot."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/rubyspears.jpg
RUBY SPEARS SUPERMAN: "Muwahahaha, not only do I have actual muscle definition, I even have eyes! Take that, DCAU Superman!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman-1.jpg
DCAU SUPERMAN: "Jerk!"

[Panthro]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2555/30888969ax8.png
WW: You can´t accept a strong and powerful woman, can you?
SUPERMAN: Not with that hideous costume design I can´t!!
Bwahahahaha!

Yours were also funny Agent.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
FLASH: "What?"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/coolkittens.jpg
WILYKAT: "Who are you?"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/40.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Why I'm Superman, naturally!"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Lionosword.jpg
LION-O: "Superman? More like disproportionately chunky upper-body mass against scrawny legs man. Terrible what passes for a muscular superhero these days."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I've heard of getting axed, I've heard of getting THE axe, but THIS is ridiculous!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "For the last time, you cannot be in my upcoming reboot!"
ZOD: "Aw c'mon man, I've got bills to pay! Kids to feed! DVDs to rent!"

[Superman Prime]

Thanks, likewise.

Like the spirit of Superman captions these days. You can tell fans want the character to have his balls back, and I'm all for that.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Wait, just let me get out my percentile dice and make a savings throw."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/rubyspears.jpg

SUPERMAN: "You're surprisingly tight."

LOIS: "My parents said to save myself either for marriage, or for Superman."

[Spider-Kid]

Cheers Panthro yours are funny too!

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys, especially the Lion-o/Supes exchange.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: I swear to Jeebus, I did use protection, it just broke!!

or:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: Well, on the bright side, I´m fighting somebody!

[Superman Prime]

^ Lol. Superman is always the optimist.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg

SUPERMAN: "I'll never go to Medieval Haircuts ever again!"

[Superman Prime]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/5585/desktopnewfrontier79852xl7.jpg

SUPERMAN: "I hate Sisco's voice!! I hate it, I hate it, I HATE IT!"

[Panthro]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/5585/desktopnewfrontier79852xl7.jpg

SUPERMAN: "I hate Sisco's voice!! I hate it, I hate it, I HATE IT!"
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

But what did you think of Kyle MacLachlan as Superman's voice?

Thanks UF, Spider-Kid. Love the protection broke/fighting someone caps.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WhiteSupremacistSuperman.jpg
Coming Next Summer: White Supermacist Man

Or: Superman The White Supremacist

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WhiteSupremacistSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I wanted to be the White Knight."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WhiteSupremacistSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I am Superman the White. I got the idea from Gandalf the White."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HogTied.jpg
LOIS LANE [thinking]: "Alright no, more kinky sex games with Batman!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13.jpg
BATMAN: "It's a trick. Get an axe."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Will this do?"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Love the medieval haircuts, the Superman as white supremacist (I KNEW IT!!) and the Gandalf one!

[Panthro]

Thanks, Panthro!

Love the medieval haircuts, the Superman as white supremacist (I KNEW IT!!) and the Gandalf one!
Thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/LexJoker.jpg
JOKER: "Won't you let me be your running mate?"
LEX: "No."

A few months late I know but I couldn't resist.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/LexJoker.jpg
LEX: "And what do I call you?"
JOKER: "Just call me F***y McF***F***."
LEX: "That's too long. I'll just call you F***y."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to F***."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Your chin sucks, and you your nose is too long."
JOKER: "Everyone's a critic."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JimmyOlsenHittingOnSupergirl.jpg
JIMMY OLSEN: "That's right guys - I'm tapping this ass!"
SUPERGIRL: "Whoa, slow down there cowboy! We only just met minutes ago! The least you can do is buy me coffee!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HowCanYouHateAFaceThisCute.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HawkgirlCantBelieveHowMuchSupermanC.jpg
HAWKGIRL: "Wow. That was the longest stream of profanity I've ever heard. Even Joe Pesci & Chris Rock combined couldn't keep up with that."
SUPERMAN: "Thank you."

[ultimatefan]

^Great stuff all around, especially the stream of profanity one!

[Panthro]

^^Thanks UF.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/35WonderWoman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "You have my sword."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/06GreenArrow.jpg
GREEN ARROW: "And you have my bow."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: "And my axe."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HowCanYouHateAFaceThisCute.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "That's right, Batman. This is one ass you're *not* gonna tap."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13.jpg
BATMAN: "Damn farm girls..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/desktopnewfrontier79852xl7.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I warned you never to touch my wife! Or my cousin! Or my childhood/teen sweet heart!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: Huh, can anyone explain why I´m bothering to hold this back? Seriously, is this what, silver kryptonite or something? You writers aren´t even trying anymore, are you?

[Superman Prime]

^ HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one Ultimatefan. Good point.

Also to the LOTR references: HAHAHAAHAHAHAhA!

And now to further cash in on the political times...

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/9433/supermanredsoncvr3xn5.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Hey Obama. I'm here to help you spread the wealth."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: Huh, can anyone explain why I´m bothering to hold this back? Seriously, is this what, silver kryptonite or something? You writers aren´t even trying anymore, are you?
Bwahahahahaha!

Agent: thanks & bwahahahahaha!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanWorksHisBeedyEyeMagicOnWond.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Excuse me, will you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity, the way your knuckles crunch when you smashed them into my face."
WONDER WOMAN: "Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like."
SUPERMAN [thinking]: "Score/Jackpot."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/094.jpg
2002 HE-MAN: "Greetings! I am Hans!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/152.jpg
THOR: "And I am Franz!"

HE-MAN & THOR: "And we're here to Pump You Up!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/60.jpg
BATMAN: "Seriously Clark, who are these guys?"
SUPERMAN: "They're my new personal trainers. Their weight lifting regime's gonna help me get in shape for my next movie/cartoon."

[Superman Prime]

^ Hahahahahahahahahaha! Thanks! Especially like the first one there.

Panthro, what do you think about the Superman/WW pairing?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanWorksHisBeedyEyeMagicOnWond.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Amazing how a few simple lines can make me look like I'm in my 60's. Let me go kick the animation director's ass, and then I'll be right back."

[Superman Prime]

BTW, there's a little trick artists use to make a person look older:

Drawing the bridge of the nose to or past the eyeline.

Bruce Timm and whoever else on these do that to almost everyone (at least to the eyeline). It's much more evident in anime.

[Panthro]

^ Hahahahahahahahahaha! Thanks! Especially like the first one there.

Panthro, what do you think about the Superman/WW pairing?

Thanks, the quote actually comes from the 1993 Super Mario Brothers movie with Bob Hoskins. An ultimate guilty pleasure.

As for the Superman/WW pairing, well, I support it much more than Batman/WW (I don't care what anybody says, that subplot/running gag on JL:TAS/JLU was blatant Batman pandering), but obviously it can never be because of Lois Lane, to whom Superman is pretty much bound by law. BUT, if I were to pick someone for Superman to have as an alternative girlfriend/lover, it would definitely be WW. Of course, that's what "Kingdom Come" is for.



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanWorksHisBeedyEyeMagicOnWond.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Amazing how a few simple lines can make me look like I'm in my 60's. Let me go kick the animation director's ass, and then I'll be right back."
Bwahahahaha, kick that animation director's ass, Supes! You deserve a better character design!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/sr-busshelter2-1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Seriously Lois, this is the last time I lend you my cape after you get yourself indecently exposed!"

[Spider-Kid]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2555/30888969ax8.png
WW: Hasta la vista, Meatbag!

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg

Superman: "I'm normally not a praying man. But if you're up there, save me Iron Man!"

[Doctor Jones]

]http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: Holy ****! When I said I wanted my balls back, I didn't mean it literally! But now I do!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Agent!

Great stuff all around, especially the kick the animator´s ass one and the Hanz/Franz one!

[ultimatefan]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2555/30888969ax8.png
SUPERMAN: Jesus, Diana, look what you did to Bruce!! Take it easy already!!
WW: Oh yeah? Spend your whole life in an island without a single piece of p***y and let´s see you take it easy!!

[Superman Prime]

]http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: Holy ****! When I said I wanted my balls back, I didn't mean it literally! But now I do!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

And thanks Ultimatefan.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg

SUPERMAN: "You might be allowed to keep spreading your sick evil in Gotham, but if you come into my city and try pulling that off, I'll KILL your ass."

JOKER: "Noted."

[Panthro]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

And thanks Ultimatefan.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg

SUPERMAN: "You might be allowed to keep spreading your sick evil in Gotham, but if you come into my city and try pulling that off, I'll KILL your ass."

JOKER: "Noted."
:lips:Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Knock knock."
JOKER: "Who's there?
SUPERMAN: "Nut Cracker."
JOKER: "Nut Cracker Who?"
SUPERMAN: "Nut Cracker You!" [cracks Joker's "nuts"]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DroolingJoker.jpg
JOKER: "Ow! My nuts! My precious... precious... nuts... I knew I should have had them insured..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Well Bruce, I warned you that Wonder Woman was rough in the sack."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Oh don't feel too bad Bruce. How were you supposed to know that was Iron Balls McGinty? It could have happened to anyone."
BATMAN: "This kind of thing isn't supposed to happen to *me*, damn it! I'm the Goddamned Batman!"
WONDER WOMAN: "What about the Knightfall saga?"
BATMAN: "Shut up."

[Panthro]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2555/30888969ax8.png
SUPERMAN: Jesus, Diana, look what you did to Bruce!! Take it easy already!!
WW: Oh yeah? Spend your whole life in an island without a single piece of p***y and let´s see you take it easy!!
Bwahahahahahaha!

And thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So Bruce, I've got this new crime fighting technique called the Nut-Cracker. Wanna see how it works?"
BATMAN: "Sure, as long as it's not on me."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Knock knock."
JOKER: "Who's there?
SUPERMAN: "Who's cracking your nuts."
JOKER: "Who's cracking your nuts who? Wait, wait a minute- oh dear God not again-"
SUPERMAN: "Apparently, *I'm* cracking your nuts!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DroolingJoker.jpg
JOKER: "Ow! Damn it, I just had my nuts fixed!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/60.jpg
SUPERMAN: "And that my friend is how you perform the Nut-Cracker."
BATMAN: "Jeez Clark, that was very low brow of you. I liked seeing Joker get his nuts cracked, but it was still very low brow of you."

[Panthro]

Superman: "I'm normally not a praying man. But if you're up there, save me Iron Man!"
Hahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWithInjuredSuperman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Brave Superman, you shall not have died in vain!"
SUPERMAN: "Uh, I'm not quite dead yet."
WW: "Oh. Well then, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!"
SM: "Actually I feel fine, I can probably come with y-"
WW: "No! You stay! Rest! Regain your strength while I conduct a daring rescue in my own particular... uh, my own particular... um..."
SM: "Idiom?"
WW: "Idiom! Yes! That's the word! Idiom! Thank you."
SM: "No really, it's not a problem, I can-"
WW: "Farewell, brave Superman!" [WW exits]
SM: "Huh. Okay, I'll just hang out here then, alright? Right." [Superman goes to sleep]


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWithInjuredSuperman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Oh my God he's dead!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13.jpg
BATMAN: "Really? That's a shame. Send a ham to his widow."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWithInjuredSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN [stirring]: "Mmm... ham..."
WONDER WOMAN: "No, wait, he's alive!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13.jpg
BATMAN: "Oh? Cancel the ham then."
SUPERMAN: "D'oh!"

[ultimatefan]

THanks, Panthro!

The nutcracker and dead Superman runs are great!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: I swear, I can´t turn back time so that people won´t invest their money on risky credit!!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
Superman: You can't fool me german!!!! USA! USA!!!

[Spider-Kid]

Hahahahaha, Nice one Ultimatefan!

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: I swear to God, Lois is not a minor! She´s just played by Kate Bosworth!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: I swear to God, Lois is not a minor! She´s just played by Kate Bosworth!
Bwahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

Let them say what they will about Liv Tyler, but at least Liv Tyler doesn't look like a minor. :ikyn

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"
JOKER: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Superman Prime]

Thankya.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet."

JOKER: "That's good."

SUPERMAN: "But we're not on my planet. Are we."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg

SUPERMAN: "I'm not a communist! That's an Else-Worlds story! A pretty good story, but yeah..."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg

SUPERMAN: "I'm not a communist! That's an Else-Worlds story! A pretty good story, but yeah..."
Hahaha, ah communism, always good for a laugh.:ikyn

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Well Bruce, seeing as how you act like every woman is your personal play-thing, it was only a matter of time until someone snapped at you."

[Superman Prime]

^ Hahaha!. And thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Bruce. I'm sorry that your attraction to strong women that could toss you around backfired."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Love the Casino Royale one, the communism one and the strong women one!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg
BRUCE: Admit it, you both did because you´re jealous of the succcess of my franchise!
SUPERMAN: N-no, it´s because your dark and vengeful ways were getting out of control, and... Ah f*** it, it´s true.

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg
Superman: What happened?
Bruce: I Wen't inside Wal-Mart and slipped on a ice cube.

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg
Superman: "So Larry H. Parker got to you too, huh?"
Bruce: "Hey, he said I could get $2.1 million."
Wonder Woman: "Hmm, got any more bandages you could spare then."

[Superman Prime]

Thanks Ultimatefan.

As long as Batman hangs around the JL, he'll always be the object of hate through jealousy.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: "A wrestling match with Wonder Woman and I's child again?"

BRUCE: "Get out."

[p4poetic]

George Reeves was the ultimate Clark Kent.:cwink:



Dean Cain was the ultimate Clark Kent :cwink: Christopher Reeve was the ultimate Superman.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
JOKER: Hey, I always thought you had more sense of humor than Batman!

SUPERMAN: Yeah, I´m gonna be laughing my ass off for the next few minutes...

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Agent! Love the Wal-Mart one!

[ironman29758]

Sorry if this isn't funny



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
Superman: don't ever touch Lois, Lana and Wonder Woman

SUPERMAN: OKAY, OKA.. Wait why can you have three girls while I have a blode girlfreind and people thinking I'm gay..

Superman I'm the goddamn superman

Joker: wasn't that Batman's line....

15 Minutes later...
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DroolingJoker.jpg
Joker: has anyone seen my nuts, Harley and/or my donouts.
Superman: never tell my when I steal lines

[Panthro]

^ Hahaha!. And thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Bruce. I'm sorry that your attraction to strong women that could toss you around backfired."
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! It was bound to happen sooner or later.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
SUPERMAN: Oh, come on, just tell me your code already. What is it?
FLASH: I am not giving you my code.
SUPERMAN: I'll bet I can guess it.
FLASH: Pssh! Yeah, right.
SUPERMAN: Oh, all right. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. All right, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?
FLASH: Huh?
SUPERMAN: You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=253846&page=180#)? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth.
FLASH: Get out of here.
SUPERMAN: Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master--the cocoa bean.
FLASH: I'm leaving.
SUPERMAN: No, and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you!
FLASH: I gotta go.
SUPERMAN: If you could you'd guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey's!
FLASH: Shut up!
SUPERMAN: Nestlé's Quik!
FLASH: Shut up!

[Superman Prime]

Thanks and Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Superman's a dick.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg

FLASH: "No! I'm not going to the Justice League Annual Dance with you!"

SUPERMAN: "How many times do I have to tell you, Flash? You're my man."

[Panthro]

Thanks and Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Superman's a dick.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg

FLASH: "No! I'm not going to the Justice League Annual Dance with you!"

SUPERMAN: "How many times do I have to tell you, Flash? You're my man."
Hahahahahaha, oh Supes you dawg...

[Superman Prime]

Thanks!

[Panthro]

Sure thing.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupesWW.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Diana, seriously, what is up with this 'Batman groupie' thing you've got going on? You're practically throwing yourself at him everytime he walks into the room."
WONDER WOMAN: "I don't know Clark, I don't think you'd understand. Batman- Bruce, he's just, he's so deep, you know? And complex. He's complex, you know? And he's deep, so deep. And he's mysterious, with hidden depths, you know? He has all these hidden depths. And I'm sure that beneath that dark exterior he's really just a misunderstood prince charming who desperately needs a ray of light in his otherwise dark & dreary life. A Classic Bad Boy, and I will play the Prom Queen to his Bad Boy as long as I have to."
SUPERMAN: "You do realize that in real life bad boys are not 'misunderstood prince charmings', right? That they are, as their monikers imply, bad?"
WONDER WOMAN: "What do you mean?"
SUPERMAN: "What I mean is that in real life, bad boys are NOT misunderstood prince charmings. They are, more often than not, whiny, selfish, self-centered, cynical, care only about themselves and not others, and they usually treat their girlfriends like crap. We're talking emotional abuse, physical abuse, mental abuse, etc."
WONDER WOMAN: "Um, okay-"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, and you know what else? More often than not the 'bad boys' that little girls and even adult women fantasize about grow up to be abusive, beer guzzling wife beating losers, or they grow up to be criminals, the very criminals that you and I regularly fight against every day of the week. Yeah, that's right, that's what bad boys grow up to be, wife beating drunks and criminals of all genres - drug dealers, murderers, telemarketers, lawyers, politicians, you name it, that's what they grow up to be. Now, Bruce/Batman is SLIGHTLY more evolved than your average bad boy, but given his paranoia & his intimacy issues - he practically freaked when Catwoman said 'Hush' and the end of HUSH - all that 'ray of light in his deep dark complex life' crap you just gushed about, while it sounds romantic & poetic on paper, is never gonna happen because Bruce/Batman is the kind of guy who even as we speak is filling up a file full of all your strengths & weaknesses that he can use against you because he suspects the slightest chance that one day you may turn against him."
WONDER WOMAN: "So... are you doing anything tonight?"
SUPERMAN: "Sorry Di, I'm happily married. You know why? Because I'm a nice guy who's actually NICE to his wife. But if you're still looking for Mr. Right, I would be more than happy to ask around & see if any of our JLU applicants are both single and nice."
WONDER WOMAN: "Hmm... you know what, maybe I should just focus on my mission of peace agenda for the time being."

[Superman Prime]

^ True. I think when women are attracted to what could be labelled "bad boys", they're attracted to them because the guy is a challenge to know.

Batman embodies that probably better than Superman, at face value, but in the end, Superman is and always will be the Alpha Male. The pack leader. And that's what women are MOST attracted to.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupesWW.jpg

WONDER WOMAN: "... but I wouldn't leave him for you."

SUPERMAN: "Well thank God not all super heroines are adulterous and unlikable."

[Panthro]

^ True. I think when women are attracted to what could be labelled "bad boys", they're attracted to them because the guy is a challenge to know.

Batman embodies that probably better than Superman, at face value, but in the end, Superman is and always will be the Alpha Male. The pack leader. And that's what women are MOST attracted to.
Yup.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupesWW.jpg

WONDER WOMAN: "I wouldn't leave him for you."

SUPERMAN: "Well thank God not all super heroines are adulterous and unlikable."
Hehe, thank God for the little things in life.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AquamanLoisLane.jpg
AQUAMAN: "I never said thank you for getting me the guest spots on this & Smallville."
LOIS LANE: "And you'll never have to."

[Superman Prime]

^ Hahahahahahahaha!! Random, simple reference. Like 'em.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AquamanLoisLane.jpg

AQUAMAN: "Lois, do you ever find yourself thinking about... us?"

LOIS: "What's your name again?"

[ultimatefan]

Sure thing.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupesWW.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Diana, seriously, what is up with this 'Batman groupie' thing you've got going on? You're practically throwing yourself at him everytime he walks into the room."
WONDER WOMAN: "I don't know Clark, I don't think you'd understand. Batman- Bruce, he's just, he's so deep, you know? And complex. He's complex, you know? And he's deep, so deep. And he's mysterious, with hidden depths, you know? He has all these hidden depths. And I'm sure that beneath that dark exterior he's really just a misunderstood prince charming who desperately needs a ray of light in his otherwise dark & dreary life. A Classic Bad Boy, and I will play the Prom Queen to his Bad Boy as long as I have to."
SUPERMAN: "You do realize that in real life bad boys are not 'misunderstood prince charmings', right? That they are, as their monikers imply, bad?"
WONDER WOMAN: "What do you mean?"
SUPERMAN: "What I mean is that in real life, bad boys are NOT misunderstood prince charmings. They are, more often than not, whiny, selfish, self-centered, cynical, care only about themselves and not others, and they usually treat their girlfriends like crap. We're talking emotional abuse, physical abuse, mental abuse, etc."
WONDER WOMAN: "Um, okay-"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, and you know what else? More often than not the 'bad boys' that little girls and even adult women fantasize about grow up to be abusive, beer guzzling wife beating losers, or they grow up to be criminals, the very criminals that you and I regularly fight against every day of the week. Yeah, that's right, that's what bad boys grow up to be, wife beating drunks and criminals of all genres - drug dealers, murderers, telemarketers, lawyers, politicians, you name it, that's what they grow up to be. Now, Bruce/Batman is SLIGHTLY more evolved than your average bad boy, but given his paranoia & his intimacy issues - he practically freaked when Catwoman said 'Hush' and the end of HUSH - all that 'ray of light in his deep dark complex life' crap you just gushed about, while it sounds romantic & poetic on paper, is never gonna happen because Bruce/Batman is the kind of guy who even as we speak is filling up a file full of all your strengths & weaknesses that he can use against you because he suspects the slightest chance that one day you may turn against him."
WONDER WOMAN: "So... are you doing anything tonight?"
SUPERMAN: "Sorry Di, I'm happily married. You know why? Because I'm a nice guy who's actually NICE to his wife. But if you're still looking for Mr. Right, I would be more than happy to ask around & see if any of our JLU applicants are both single and nice."
WONDER WOMAN: "Hmm... you know what, maybe I should just focus on my mission of peace agenda for the time being."

Now this is a masterpiece.:lmao:

[ultimatefan]

Love the Seinfeld reference and the "what´s your name again" one too.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AquamanLoisLane.jpg
AQUAMAN: I´m sick of people making fun of me, you know! I`m not a joke, I´m a respectable superhero!! I been around for decades!! I...
LOIS: Uh, is any of your special powers useful in this particular mortal danger situation?
AQUAMAN: Uh... No.
LOIS: Is any of them useful in any situation outside the sea, for that matter?
AQUAMAN: N-no.
LOIS: Are they even useful in a goddamn pool?
AQUAMAN: No...
LOIS: Rest my case, your honor.

[Superman Prime]

Thanks and Hahahahaha! Like Lois' last line there.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AquamanLoisLane.jpg

AQUAMAN: "Together, we will summon the creatures of the deep to help us."

LOIS: "We aren't near a large body of water."

AQUAMAN: "I'm referring to my sperm."

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks and hehehehehehehehehehe

[Spider-Kid]

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[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AquamanLoisLane.jpg
Lois: Do you think the reboot of Superman will be good?
Aquaman: I hope so. I want it to be as good as the FIRST TWO DAMN FILMS.

[Doctor Jones]

Sure thing.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupesWW.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Diana, seriously, what is up with this 'Batman groupie' thing you've got going on? You're practically throwing yourself at him everytime he walks into the room."
WONDER WOMAN: "I don't know Clark, I don't think you'd understand. Batman- Bruce, he's just, he's so deep, you know? And complex. He's complex, you know? And he's deep, so deep. And he's mysterious, with hidden depths, you know? He has all these hidden depths. And I'm sure that beneath that dark exterior he's really just a misunderstood prince charming who desperately needs a ray of light in his otherwise dark & dreary life. A Classic Bad Boy, and I will play the Prom Queen to his Bad Boy as long as I have to."
SUPERMAN: "You do realize that in real life bad boys are not 'misunderstood prince charmings', right? That they are, as their monikers imply, bad?"
WONDER WOMAN: "What do you mean?"
SUPERMAN: "What I mean is that in real life, bad boys are NOT misunderstood prince charmings. They are, more often than not, whiny, selfish, self-centered, cynical, care only about themselves and not others, and they usually treat their girlfriends like crap. We're talking emotional abuse, physical abuse, mental abuse, etc."
WONDER WOMAN: "Um, okay-"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, and you know what else? More often than not the 'bad boys' that little girls and even adult women fantasize about grow up to be abusive, beer guzzling wife beating losers, or they grow up to be criminals, the very criminals that you and I regularly fight against every day of the week. Yeah, that's right, that's what bad boys grow up to be, wife beating drunks and criminals of all genres - drug dealers, murderers, telemarketers, lawyers, politicians, you name it, that's what they grow up to be. Now, Bruce/Batman is SLIGHTLY more evolved than your average bad boy, but given his paranoia & his intimacy issues - he practically freaked when Catwoman said 'Hush' and the end of HUSH - all that 'ray of light in his deep dark complex life' crap you just gushed about, while it sounds romantic & poetic on paper, is never gonna happen because Bruce/Batman is the kind of guy who even as we speak is filling up a file full of all your strengths & weaknesses that he can use against you because he suspects the slightest chance that one day you may turn against him."
WONDER WOMAN: "So... are you doing anything tonight?"
SUPERMAN: "Sorry Di, I'm happily married. You know why? Because I'm a nice guy who's actually NICE to his wife. But if you're still looking for Mr. Right, I would be more than happy to ask around & see if any of our JLU applicants are both single and nice."
WONDER WOMAN: "Hmm... you know what, maybe I should just focus on my mission of peace agenda for the time being."

This is brilliant. You just said the exact same things I think about that.

Girls all go through this fase in life where they're attracted to the bad boy. Yeah, they may seem rebellious, but when these women are older they'll realize that these so called bad boys will never amount to anything in life and like Supes said become criminals or wifebeaters.

Like I say, they date the bad boys, but they marry the good ones. That's why I'm staying a good one.

Perfect anaolgy Panthro. One of your best. Plus, it's just damn funny. :woot:

[ultimatefan]

^Yeah, too bady some actually do end up marrying the "bad boys", but thankfully they´re not the majority.

[Superman Prime]

Thanks Ultimatefan! Knew you'd like that one

Panthro's caption of Superman laying down the facts of women's behaviors is as true as it is funny.

[Doctor Jones]

^Yeah, too bady some actually do end up marrying the "bad boys", but thankfully they´re not the majority.

Yup. Thank God most grow out of it. I plan to stay the nice guy so I can get married.

There's this one really good looking and nice girl in my school who's going out with a comlpete bum. He's in my English class. He's rude, talks like he just smoked a dubie, plays video games all the time, is a jock, wears the same damn jacket every day that he prabably never changes, and sleeps in the middle of class.

What a f***ing bum. Perfect example of the girl fase. In five years after high school nobody will remember those big show offs and jocks. By observation in my school by the looks of it, they'll either join the marines or army, get shot in action, or work at a mechanical shop, work at a fast food restaurant, or become a pot head.

[Panthro]

Thanks guys, glad you liked Superman laying down the facts of the bad boy myth to Wonder Woman. It was inspired by some conversations between myself and Ultimatefan.

I suppose it's true that men are for a while tempted by "bad girls", only to find that "bad girls" typically treat them like crap until finally the men realize that they aren't happy with the "bad girls" and move on to nice girls/women. But every now and then, a man will sadly delude himself into thinking a "bad girl" is his true love & gets stuck in a loveless 'relationship'.

Jones - good for you, treat your women right.

Jean Grey says a similar thing in X2 - date a bad boy, don't take him home, marry the good guy because the good guy doesn't leave. Granted, the X-Men movies had already sold out in favor of grooming/ego stroking Wolverine for his own spin off, but it's the thought that counts.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Say it! Say it!! Say it!!!"
ZOD: "Gagk- y-you were great in 'Somewhere in Time'!"
SUPERMAN: "Damn right!"

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg

ZOD: "It was some guy named Bryan... Bryan Singer. P-please... that's... all I know."

[ultimatefan]

Love the Somewhere in Time one!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: How DARE you be a supervillain in my movie wearing jammies?!?
ZOD: This was based on Japanese kimonos, you ignorant fool! and I don´t wear underpants outside my pants, by the way...

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Panthro. I do plan to respect and be good to my women.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: How DARE you be a supervillain in my movie wearing jammies?!?
ZOD: This was based on Japanese kimonos, you ignorant fool! and I don´t wear underpants outside my pants, by the way...
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

And thanks.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg

ZOD: "It was some guy named Bryan... Bryan Singer. P-please... that's... all I know."
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl2.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

[Superman Prime]

^ Thanks and Hahahahaha.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl2.jpg

SUPERGIRL: "I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice, and the Blonde Way."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl2.jpg

SUPERGIRL: "Go on, tell a blonde joke. I f***in' dare ya!"

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
Superman: How dare you say Bill Muray can do better as Superman than Chris Reeve!!! You f**king prat!!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Can´t go wrong with Supergirl saying "f*** me hard!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl2.jpg
SUPERGIRL: Oh yeah, now you DO want the shield to look small, don´t ya pervert fanboys?!?

[Superman Prime]

^ Lol. I want the collar lower also. Much lower.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl2.jpg
SUPERGIRL: Oh yeah, now you DO want the shield to look small, don´t ya pervert fanboys?!?
Bwahahahaha

I 2nd that, Superman Prime. MUCH LOWER. :woot:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Hi, I think I'm in the wrong universe, can you help me get home?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Hulk-Vs-Thing-FLAT-LARGE.jpg
HULK: "She's Hulk's do you hear?! Hulk calls dibs on hot wholesome DC blonde chick! Hulk saw her first!"
THING: "Green Bastard..."

[Panthro]

^ Thanks and Hahahahaha.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl2.jpg

SUPERGIRL: "I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice, and the Blonde Way."
Sure thing and Bwahahahaha!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Oh sure, all you horny young men out there make a big fuss about 'bad girls' because you think they're so dark & mysterious & complex and probably real hellcats in the sack, but you all know that deep down 'bad girls' will ultimately treat you like crap and more often than not they tend to be gold diggers who'll divorce a guy then leave him with nothing while she takes all the cash, or uses sex to get ahead at work and then accuse a guy who never did anything to her of sexual harrassment. Bottom line is, after all the stress 'bad girls' put you through, sooner or later, you'll come crawling back to nice girls like me and beg us for another chance, and you know we'll give you another chance because we're actually nice."

[Superman Prime]

Thanks, and Hehehehe. Another truth. Your last caption with Superman/Wonder Woman really spoke to me, Panthro. Keep the thought-provoking captions coming!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg

SUPERGIRL: "My movie didn't have to have good writing."

[Panthro]

Thanks, and Hehehehe. Another truth. Your last caption with Superman/Wonder Woman really spoke to me, Panthro. Keep the thought-provoking captions coming!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg

SUPERGIRL: "My movie didn't have to have good writing."
Thanks I'll try!

Hehe, when you look as good as Helen Slater, what movie does?:cwink:



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl2.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "I thought we had something together! I thought we meant something to each other!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg
RACHEL: "Kara, I'm sorry, but that was a long time ago, and I was drunk."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DentRachel.jpg
DENT: "Rachel, as your attorney, I'd really have to advise you getting a restraining order on Ms. Supergirl."

[Superman Prime]

Thankya. Indeed.

^ I think it would be funnier switching Rachel with Supergirl. Rachel has a very pleading look about her in the pic.

But quite funny as is!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl2.jpg

SUPERGIRL: "I won't have sex with you. Not because I don't think you're hot, and not because I don't like you. It's just that I've accidentally killed every boyfriend I've ever had in bed."

[Doctor Jones]

Good one Panthro. I can't stand those kinda girls. They're either ****s or complete stuck up *****es.

[Superman Prime]

****s are usually girls who didn't have close connections with their fathers, coupled with an urge to be accepted in high school. *****es... well, they exist for all sorts of reasons. Mostly just little girls putting on shields. Best avoided.

Hey Doctor Jones. Check your PM's here pretty soon, there's a weird Batman cover I want to show you.

[Immortalfire]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg


Oh my...I had forgotten... :wow:

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg

SUPER GORGEOUS: n/a

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg

Super Girl: "I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes they are real. And they're spectacular!"

[ultimatefan]

Sure thing and Bwahahahaha!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Oh sure, all you horny young men out there make a big fuss about 'bad girls' because you think they're so dark & mysterious & complex and probably real hellcats in the sack, but you all know that deep down 'bad girls' will ultimately treat you like crap and more often than not they tend to be gold diggers who'll divorce a guy then leave him with nothing while she takes all the cash, or uses sex to get ahead at work and then accuse a guy who never did anything to her of sexual harrassment. Bottom line is, after all the stress 'bad girls' put you through, sooner or later, you'll come crawling back to nice girls like me and beg us for another chance, and you know we'll give you another chance because we're actually nice."

I´ve known that from experience. The hellcat in the sack part made it cool while it lasted, though.

One of the sad things about being a man is, we tend to much more readily put up with a crappy relationship when the sex is spectacular than keep a nice girl if she´s a bore in the sack...:hehe::csad:

Also love the restraining order one and the Seinfeld quote!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg
SUPERGIRL: I used to hate it to fly away and know men would be checking my underwear. I solved that by not wearing any.

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Safe now, everything's lead-lined."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Laugh all you want but at least my movie out-grossed Elektra by $3 million after you adjust for inflation."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg
SUPERGIRL: I used to hate it to fly away and know men would be checking my underwear. I solved that by not wearing any.

hahahah

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg

SUPERGIRL: "I'm really a cyborg from the future here to kill John Connor. But I can't do that with so many fanboys hitting on me."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Love the Elektra comparison and the Terminator reference!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg

SUPERGIRL: Tom Welling? Nah, but I get that a lot...

[Superman Prime]

Thanks, ultimatefan, my friend.

[Doctor Jones]

****s are usually girls who didn't have close connections with their fathers, coupled with an urge to be accepted in high school. *****es... well, they exist for all sorts of reasons. Mostly just little girls putting on shields. Best avoided.

Hey Doctor Jones. Check your PM's here pretty soon, there's a weird Batman cover I want to show you.

I've never been into the bad girls. I know well enough they're a bunch of ****s with *****y attitudes. Christ if you see some of them in my school...
And yeah, they probably do come from broken families. Oh, well, tough luck.

I always though it was sad. You have one life to live. It's precious. And by going that way is a shame.

At least all the girls in my school ain't ****s. There's alot of sweet one's too.

[Doctor Jones]

I´ve known that from experience. The hellcat in the sack part made it cool while it lasted, though.

One of the sad things about being a man is, we tend to much more readily put up with a crappy relationship when the sex is spectacular than keep a nice girl if she´s a bore in the sack...:hehe::csad:

Also love the restraining order one and the Seinfeld quote!

Hahaha. True. Though the bad girls are ****s, it's more fun to think about. :woot:

Your quote reminds me of Seinfeld. When Jerry forces Kramer to rip up the girl's number. When he does, he's trying to put it all back together because the sex is amazing. :woot:

"Look at yourself, Jerry!"

[Superman Prime]

At least all the girls in my school ain't ****s. There's alot of sweet one's too.

That's great. And Doctor Jones, try not to be too disturbed when some "sweet" girls turn out to go after really bad, twisted guys, and then begin to compromise themselves. That happens, and it might be deeply unsettling, but remember that they're humans.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg

Super Girl: "I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes they are real. And they're spectacular!"
Bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I tried asking you nicely, now I'm gonna rip your balls off!"
JOKER: "Noooooooo!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
JOKER: "What are you doing?! This is a closed set!"
SUPERMAN: "Aw piss on you! I'm workin' for Bruce Timm!"
JOKER: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

[Panthro]

hahahah

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg

SUPERGIRL: "I'm really a cyborg from the future here to kill John Connor. But I can't do that with so many fanboys hitting on me."
Bwahahahahaha

Love the one where she complained about killing her boyfriends in bed by accident as well.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl2.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Please Diana, give me one more chance! I won't cheat on you with Batgirl anymore! I swear she meant nothing to me, and she's not nearly as good in bed as you! She sure as Hell doesn't have your super human stamina! Don't give up on us, don't give up on the beautiful thing that we had together!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Lynda-Carter---Wonder-Woman--C10102.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Well... okay."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Laugh all you want but at least my movie out-grossed Elektra by $3 million after you adjust for inflation."
Hahahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Lynda-Carter---Wonder-Woman--C10102.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl2.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Shut up!"

[Superman Prime]

^ Like the very first one, and last one.

And thanks!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl_071010_ssv.jpg

SUPERGIRL: "Wonder Woman ain't got $h!t on me."

BTW, I found a few sets of Supergirl icons on LiveJournal. I'm saving them all in case the entry gets deleted. =D

[ultimatefan]

Love the lesbian SG/WW ones!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HelenSlaterSupergirl2.jpg

SUPERGIRL: Okay, ENOUGH with the immature school boy giggling whenever I say, "Í´ll do my superblow!"

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Lynda-Carter---Wonder-Woman--C10102.jpg

WW: "Why don't I get my own forum section?"