Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Showtime]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png (http://imageshack.us/)

"Hey - you gotta watch this!. Just got it off Amazon. It's got some bald guy on it talking about trees. Bloody hilarious."

Heh Heh Heh!

[Showtime]

The Real Superman

[Zev]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

"This... is my BOOMSTICK!"

[Saint]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png (http://imageshack.us/)

I hear you man. Over there is the chamber where you can become "Super" again, it's all yours - you need it more than I ever did.
LMAO.

[SuperNewGuy]

http://davidherro.typepad.com/photos/new_yok_wrestle_mania_20/superman.jpg
New Slim-Fast Promo: Before & After "Lose the can and you'll feel like Superman

Just curious, how did you come across that pic, showtime? I actually took a peek at that guy's website............he may be a big guy, but wow, check out the pics of his wife! :eek: He also appears to be pretty well of financially too. We might be poking a little fun at his picture here, but seriously, that is one lucky dude! :up:

[Pickle-El]

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[Showtime]

Just curious, how did you come across that pic, showtime? I actually took a peek at that guy's website............he may be a big guy, but wow, check out the pics of his wife! :eek: He also appears to be pretty well of financially too. We might be poking a little fun at his picture here, but seriously, that is one lucky dude! :up:

Wow that guy is one lucky dude. I have given him a tribute!

[Showtime]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_2/_group_photos/christopher_reeve1.jpg
Superman: To Brandon Routh....Good Luck...
Lois:...as Superman....
Superman:...and the suit...Heh Heh Heh Heh
Lois: Ha Ha Ha

[Showtime]

http://www.hollywoodrevisited.com/images/gallery/christopher-reeve-lg.jpg
"So I flew all the way in from Krypton
and geez am I tired."

[SuperNewGuy]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_2/_group_photos/christopher_reeve1.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Here's to truth, justice..........and finding your missing teeth in those darn bushes."

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_2/_group_photos/christopher_reeve1.jpg


LOIS:"Your \S/ is much larger than rouths..."
SUPERMAN:"Ill drink to that."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

"This... is my BOOMSTICK!"

LMAO! :up:

[Clarkman]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8906/shrank1kf.jpg



Perry: That cab just hit you. Are you ok?

Superman: I'm super, thanks for asking.

[Dr. Fate]

[QUOTE=Bad Superman]http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8421/batmanonroof5su.jpg

BATMAN: Here, let me cover that.

[
batman: if you make yourself more than just a man.......
superman: i am superman...... i am man of steel!/QUOTE]

Great! Just great!:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png (http://imageshack.us/)

I hear you man. Over there is the chamber where you can become "Super" again, it's all yours - you need it more than I ever did.

That's a good one! :up:

[Emerald Knight]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8421/batmanonroof5su.jpg

Supes: So Bruce, why did your movie get so much hype a year in advance while mine is getting mixed responses?

Bats: Two words, Script rev- I mean, Prep Time.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png (http://imageshack.us/)
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "Now you're gonna need a trainer, but don't worry, I've found the perfect guy."
BRANDON ROUTH: "Who?"
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "Well, actually three guys. Your options are..."

http://xoomer.virgilio.it/amasoni2002/shl/internationals/the_green_cross_code_man_(198x)/poster.jpg "...the Green Cross Code Man..."

http://www.jsonline.com/enter/sw/images/darth.jpg "...Darth Vader..."
DARTH VADER [breathing noise]: "Choose me, young one, and I will complete your training. It is your destiny. [breathing noise]

CHRIS: "Settle down there, Darth. And finally..."

http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/reeves/sreeves185.jpg "...Hercules."

BRANDON ROUTH: "Hmm... tough choice..."

[SuperNewGuy]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_2/_group_photos/christopher_reeve1.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Here's to truth, justice..........and finding your missing teeth in those darn bushes."

Does anybody here get this? If you don't know that story about Margot Kidder, I know this makes no sense and I look like an idiot. Oh well :D

[sf2]

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
who is standing on a stool?

[The Batman]

Does anybody here get this? If you don't know that story about Margot Kidder, I know this makes no sense and I look like an idiot. Oh well :D

hahahhahahah...i get it....

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8421/batmanonroof5su.jpg

"Let me tell you Supes..........you have not LIVED until you've had fake nipples!! And they'd look GREAT with those new panties you got!"

(really try to imagine Batman's voice saying that for maximum humor :D)

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Film/Superman%20Returns/Behind%20The%20Scenes/BTS_163.jpg

Singer: Superman.

Routh: Yes Lord Singer?

Singer: RISE

Come on! That was good folks :(

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_2/_group_photos/christopher_reeve1.jpg

"Superman, tell me of your home planet."

"On Earth, you turn at fork in the road. On Krypton, road fork you!"

[SuperNewGuy]

Come on! That was good folks :(

I think it's pretty funny! :up: Check out the last few I did :D

[SuperNewGuy]

http://davidherro.typepad.com/photos/new_yok_wrestle_mania_20/superman.jpg
The Real Superman: This guy behind me that they call Superman...He
is nothing compared to me. You wish you had my life.

haha, that's a pretty good revision :up: You should also add something like "if you'd like to see what I got that Superman doesn't, check out my site http://davidherro.typepad.com" and give it a bump, I bet he'll get a bunch of hits on his site :D

[nosebleed.]

http://davidherro.typepad.com/photos/12005whollywood/063.jpg

Wow...the physics astound me.

[dark_b]

noooooooooooooooooo............. a geek has a sexy girl.
noooooooooooo.............

[SuperNewGuy]

I gotta say.......that guy is THE MAN for being able to get her! :up:

[\S/JcDc\S/]

noooooooooooooooooo............. a geek has a sexy girl.
noooooooooooo.............

How do you know he's with her? NO WAY

[SuperNewGuy]

How do you know he's with her? NO WAY

It's his wife, seriously....he's even got 3 kids with her, check out his site!

http://davidherro.typepad.com

[\S/JcDc\S/]

It's his wife, seriously....he's even got 3 kids with her, check out his site!

http://davidherro.typepad.com

Holy crap. That deserves to be in a community thread :eek:

[sf2]

who is the fatty?

[SuperNewGuy]

Wait, I was wrong, I think he's only got 2 kids........but that's besides the point........he's got a freakin' hot wife!!!!!! And I've got no clue who this guy is, but he's my new hero! :D

[dark_b]

lets sing the song:
monemone money .... mooooooney . money money money .... moneeeeeeeeeey

[\S/JcDc\S/]

lets sing the song:
monemone money .... mooooooney . money money money .... moneeeeeeeeeey

ha ha

[Bad Superman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_2/_group_photos/christopher_reeve1.jpg

SUPERMAN: I hope you enjoy the meal.

LOIS: Yes, thanks. It's delicious. I wonder, what's for dessert?

SUPERMAN: Hmm. . . strudel.

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http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg

CHRISTOPHER REEVE: Oh great!!! Another freaking suit comparission. . . . GEEZ. . . .

----------------------------------------

http://www.hollywoodrevisited.com/images/gallery/christopher-reeve-lg.jpg

SUPERMAN (singing): "Lonely. . . I'm so lonely. . . I have nobody. . . of my own. . . ooooooohh."

[Timstuff]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Routh: Hey Supes, can I borrow that? Bryan needs it for a plot device.

[Brian Braddock]

Does anybody here get this? If you don't know that story about Margot Kidder, I know this makes no sense and I look like an idiot. Oh well :D

Yeah - I got it - and now i'm hating myself for laughing. Damn you, SuperNewGuy!! Each time I think about it I crack up! I know it's evil and I shouldnt - but I just cant help it! http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif Apologies to Margot Kidder if she ever reads this!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/2969/allsupermencopy8nu.jpg
who is standing on a stool?

Dean Cain. IMDB lists him as being 6'0".

[Dr. Fate]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Routh: Hey Supes, can I borrow that? Bryan needs it for a plot device.

That's good. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.jsonline.com/enter/sw/images/darth.jpg
DARTH VADER: "You will bow down before me, son of Jor-El!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Switches to using the Force] You WILL bow down before me, son of Jor-El..."

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "Eh don't listen to him kid, he's just a scrawny Canadian guy in a bulked up suit with a dubbed voice."

[SuperNewGuy]

Yeah - I got it - and now i'm hating myself for laughing. Damn you, SuperNewGuy!! Each time I think about it I crack up! I know it's evil and I shouldnt - but I just cant help it! http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif Apologies to Margot Kidder if she ever reads this!!

Yeah - I felt a little guilty posting that, but hey, where else can you anonymously indulge your "evil" side once in a while if not the Internet? I gotta admit- I laughed at my own joke on that one. I'm off to confession now. :D

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png (http://imageshack.us/)

"Hey - you gotta watch this!. Just got it off Amazon. It's got some bald guy on it talking about trees. Bloody hilarious."

That one cracked me up too :up:

[Showtime]

hahahhahahah...i get it....

Does he mean when she went loopy and was all hopped up on drugs and booze.

[Mister Sinister]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Routh: So, what is this?
Reeve: Jor-El tells me it is an alien device known as a...pen...

[SuperNewGuy]

Does he mean when she went loopy and was all hopped up on drugs and booze.

Yeah, she had a psychotic episode a while back and was missing for a few days. Supposedly, when they found her she was in a delusional state - missing some teeth and hiding in someone's backyard or something to that effect. Yes, I know I'm horrible for making that joke! :D

[Showtime]

Yeah, she had a psychotic episode a while back and was missing for a few days. Supposedly, when they found her she was in a delusional state - missing some teeth and hiding in someone's backyard or something to that effect. Yes, I know I'm horrible for making that joke! :D

No I was pretty sure that was the story so I got it somewhere in my brain.

[The Batman]

Does he mean when she went loopy and was all hopped up on drugs and booze.

Yeah. She thought someone was trying to kill her...

[Showtime]

Yeah. She thought someone was trying to kill her...

Man she was a trainwreck.

[Showtime]

http://www.ardnor.nu/leo/images/2/clark_kent.jpg
"I have been waiting for you dad. Now that you are
back from Krypton we can get to know each other.
Wait a minute...what happened to your suit!?"

[Showtime]

http://www.uoguelph.ca/~canact/siteimages/convention.jpg
"They may not be Kate Bosworth but there's two of them."

[SuperNewGuy]

http://www.uoguelph.ca/~canact/siteimages/convention.jpg
"They may not be Kate Bosworth but there's two of them."


HAHAHA :up:

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

"I'm telling you......Blu-ray and HD-DVD ain't got nothin' on this thing!"

[Showtime]

http://media.mgbg.com/wnct/images/ourteam/kluskbio.jpg

"Hi I'm Margot Lang for for Live at 6'. Let's
go to our top story. The casting of Superman
Returns. We have just received news that
the casting has concluded today and we have
word that Brandon Routh is the new Superman.
Let's go live to Australia via satellite to talk
to some actors who didn't make the cut.
[/url]
(http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/real-world/metropolis-illinois/festival2000-john/16_14A.JPG)http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/real-world/metropolis-illinois/festival2000-john/16_14A.JPG
[url="http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/real-world/metropolis-illinois/festival2000-john/16_14A.JPG"]

[Showtime]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_2/_group_photos/christopher_reeve1.jpg


LOIS:"Your \S/ is much larger than rouths..."
SUPERMAN:"Ill drink to that."

Heh Heh Heh!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.ardnor.nu/leo/images/2/clark_kent.jpg
"I have been waiting for you dad. Now that you are
back from Krypton we can get to know each other.
Wait a minute...what happened to your suit!?"

:up: LMAO!

[Alonsovich]

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/2836/untitled1mc4kd.png

Tom Welling: So... now is when millions of bats surround me and I have to stand up?

Millar & Gough: Wrong role IDIOT!!!

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Heh Heh Heh!!!

I'm glad someone liked it. :up:

[Showtime]

I'm glad someone liked it. :up:

It was one of those...I read it....and I was like that's funny. Than I read it again and laughed out loud.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Well at least you laughed.

:up:

[Showtime]

Well at least you laughed.

:up:

This is one of my favorite threads. You can do a little suit debate on one thread, a little blog opinion, and than laugh a little in this one.

[M.O.Steel]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Routh: So, what is this?
Reeve: Jor-El tells me it is an alien device known as a...pen...


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[SuperNewGuy]

I already did this one, but I thought I'd revise it a little



http://www.wsu.edu/~jonmac/images/sup1.png

I'm telling you, man.................Blu-ray and HD-DVD ain't got nothin' on THIS thing. Check out Jor-El in SUPER hi-def!!!!

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://www.wsu.edu/~jonmac/images/sup1.png

Routh: Dude, there's a HUGE bee on you!

Reeve: What? Get it off me!

Routh: I can't, it might sting you, or worse...it might sting me. You have that peel-off \S/ on you?

Reeve: Yeah. *takes off \S/ and hands it to Routh*

Routh: Okay, now hold still...

*Routh slaps Reeve up-side the head*

Reeve: Ow!

Routh: Didn't get it that time.

*Routh slaps him a few more times until...*

Reeve: Wait, I'm SUPERMAN. Bees can't harm me, they'd probably kill themselves TRYING to sting me!

Routh: Good thing for the bee...because there wasn't one on you.

Reeve: ...You little son of a...

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8421/batmanonroof5su.jpg

Superman: Man, you must be ugly as hell if you have to wear a mask like that.

Batman: Yeah, and for a man of STEEL, it's not really that impressive.

Superman: To hell with you, man, it's cold out here.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/Supes_001.jpg http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg
War of the Glares...

BRANDON: "I'm Superman!"

CHRIS: "No, I'm Superman!"

[Showtime]

Blog 23!

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/Supes_001.jpg

Up ahead! I...see...HOES.

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg

Okay, I'm only going to ask this one more time...WHO KEYED MY SUPERMOBILE?! :mad:

[Showtime]

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg

Okay, I'm only going to ask this one more time...WHO KEYED MY SUPERMOBILE?! :mad:

Heh Heh Heh!!:up:

[wiegeabo]

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg

Okay, I'm only going to ask this one more time...WHO KEYED MY SUPERMOBILE?! :mad:


http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns2/brandon-aug10.jpg

Uhhh....what Supermobile?


http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg

Oh, I don't know. Maybe this one B!ITCH!


http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/cast/brandon/ross_tulloch_14.jpg

****!

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns2/brandon-aug10.jpg

Uhhh....what Supermobile?

:up: hee hee got a chuckle out of me :)

[wiegeabo]

http://www.ardnor.nu/leo/images/2/clark_kent.jpg

Lois (off screen): Uh, honey...isn't a little early to be working on little Clark's secret identitiy?

[wiegeabo]

:up: hee hee got a chuckle out of me :)

Thanks. Added a little more to it.

[Showtime]

http://www.ardnor.nu/leo/images/2/clark_kent.jpg

Lois (of screen): Uh, honey...isn't a little early to be working on little Clark's secret identitiy?

Ha ha Ha!!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.ardnor.nu/leo/images/2/clark_kent.jpg

Little Drew Carey's first halloween.

[Showtime]

http://www.ardnor.nu/leo/images/2/clark_kent.jpg

Little Drew Carey's first halloween.

Ha Ha! Very good!

[Brian Braddock]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

"Over there is where I boned Lois in Superman II - she doesnt know it but a had a camcorder hidden right by the bed. I just ransferred it from video to this crystal. Wanna see?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://home.knva.com/show_images/04_05_season/gallery/GG04-0290.jpg http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

CHRIS REEVE: "Damn, I wish my Lois Lane looked as good as her..."
BRANDON ROUTH: "I hear ya, I hear ya..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.theyshootpictures.com/images/singerbryan.jpg BRYAN SINGER: "Hey, who let Lana Lang on the set? Get her outta here before she ruins everything!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a5/LPrepon.jpg/453px-LPrepon.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/LPrepon.jpg)
LANA LANG: "Well hello there, SuperMan...

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/Supes_001.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH [drooling]: "Why did I ever leave Smallville..."

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg
CHRIS REEVE [fixated on Lana]: "I hear ya lad, I hear ya."

[Bad Superman]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/real-world/metropolis-illinois/festival2000-john/16_14A.JPG

LOIS (Voice Over): And this is Clark with Jason and Clarky on our trip to Winchestertonfieldville.

[Emerald Knight]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/real-world/metropolis-illinois/festival2000-john/16_14A.JPG

LOIS (Voice Over): And this is Clark with Jason and Clarky on our trip to Winchestertonfieldville.

I've heard of that city name before, but I can't place which movie or TV show. DAMMIT! Now I'm gonna be bothered today by "thinking." :mad:

nice caption btw :up: :D

[Bad Superman]

I've heard of that city name before, but I can't place which movie or TV show. DAMMIT! Now I'm gonna be bothered today by "thinking." :mad:

nice caption btw :up: :D

:D Oh, the town name is from the movie Mr. Deeds with Adam Sandler.

[Emerald Knight]

:D Oh, the town name is from the movie Mr. Deeds with Adam Sandler.

Thanks...that was gonna drive me crazy. And so close to the beginning of the school year too. ;) :D

[Bad Superman]

Thanks...that was gonna drive me crazy. And so close to the beginning of the school year too. ;) :D

I know the feeling. It's happened to me with both films and names. :D

Have a succesful year!

[Emerald Knight]

I know the feeling. It's happened to me with both films and names. :D

Have a succesful year!

thanks man. :cool: :up:

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://www.wsu.edu/~jonmac/images/sup1.png

Reeve: You know what happened to my car last night.

Routh: What?

Reeve: Someone f**kin' keyed it.

Routh: What?! That guy deserves to die. No trial, no jury, just straight to execution.

Reeve: I wished I caught the guy doing it. It would have been worth it just to catch the guy doing it.


God, I hope someone gets this one...

[MatchesMalone]

http://www.wsu.edu/~jonmac/images/sup1.png

Reeve: You know what happened to my car last night.

Routh: What?

Reeve: Someone f**kin' keyed it.

Routh: What?! That guy deserves to die. No trial, no jury, just straight to execution.

Reeve: I wished I caught the guy doing it. It would have been worth it just to catch the guy doing it.


God, I hope someone gets this one...

Did you see a sign on my lawn that says "Dead Kryptonian General storage"?

You know why you didn't see that sign? Because STORING DEAD KRYPTONIAN GENERALS ISN'T MY F***ING BUSINESS!

[DarkKnightJRK]

Did you see a sign on my lawn that says "Dead Kryptonian General storage"?

You know why you didn't see that sign? Because STORING DEAD KRYPTONIAN GENERALS ISN'T MY F***ING BUSINESS!

Glad to see someone got it. :D

"Now please purdy please with a cheery on top, clean the f**king car."

[Emerald Knight]

http://www.wsu.edu/~jonmac/images/sup1.png

Reeve: You know what happened to my car last night.

Routh: What?

Reeve: Someone f**kin' keyed it.

Routh: What?! That guy deserves to die. No trial, no jury, just straight to execution.

Reeve: I wished I caught the guy doing it. It would have been worth it just to catch the guy doing it.


God, I hope someone gets this one...

Reeve: You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese on Krypton?

Routh: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?

Reeve: No man, they got the metric system there. They wouldn't know what the f*** a quarter pounder is.


:cool: :D

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Man i love pulp fiction...the part when they are cleaning that guys brains up is hilarious.

[Emerald Knight]

Man i love pulp fiction...the part when they are cleaning that guys brains up is hilarious.

there is no funnier scene...well there might be, but yeah that scene is awesome.:cool: :up: :D

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

there is no funnier scene...well there might be, but yeah that scene is awesome.:cool: :up: :D


:up:

And why the hell am i on Brain detail..you blew the mother ****ERS head of.

[dark_b]

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/9089/shrank1kfcopy9ao.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
superman: you dont like my suit?
burn baby burn....... ha ha ha ha ha

[Emerald Knight]

:up:

And why the hell am i on Brain detail..you blew the mother ****ERS head of.

:D :up:

[Clarkman]

http://www.wsu.edu/~jonmac/images/sup1.png


Christopher Reeve: SWEET, what does mine say?


Brandon Routh: DUDE, what about mine?


:supes:

[Super Kal]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8421/batmanonroof5su.jpg
Batman: aw dammit, where's Robin?... I told him to get the car.

Superman: wait... you have a sidekick? WHY WASN'T I TOLD ABOUT THIS!?

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://www.wsu.edu/~jonmac/images/sup1.png


yeah routh...ive done lois.

[dark_b]

very good

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

very good


? :confused:

[dark_b]

? :confused:
it was meant for kakarot069

[dark_b]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/3909/shrank1kfcopy3yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

superman: omg..... no more x-ray

[Super Kal]

lol, that one's great!

[dark_b]

its not funny enough. someone should make it better

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

i'll give it a shot... :cool:

[Zev]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8421/batmanonroof5su.jpg

"Superman, there's something you need to know... I'm Jason White's father."

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

it was meant for kakarot069


then quote that person.

[dark_b]

then quote that person.
like that? :)

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

like that? :)


you see you picked it up already..

:rolleyes:

[Showtime]

http://www.amctv.com/image/content/10/10677.jpg
Superman marches into the library upon
his return to dispute an overdue book.

Superman: "Guess whose back...back
again...Supes his back...tell Kal Penn."

[Super Kal]

lmao, good one!

[Bad Superman]

http://www.amctv.com/image/content/10/10677.jpg

SUPERMAN (thinking to himself): Can't wait to log on and find out what's up at the Hype.

[spund]

http://www.rfdesigns.org/ibc/graphics/5.jpg

http://www.rfdesigns.org/ibc/graphics/6.jpg

http://www.willandgraceonline.com/images/wgfront.jpg



http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

"Get outta here! THIS is what Singer has you watching?"

[musclesforsupes]

http://www.amctv.com/image/content/10/10677.jpg
Superman marches into the library upon
his return to dispute an overdue book.

Superman: "Guess whose back...back
again...Supes his back...tell Kal Penn."

Wish I could make that kind of costume up.

[Brian Braddock]

http://www.amctv.com/image/content/10/10677.jpg

"Hey lady, why don't you ditch that Jerk your'e with and hook up with a real man.....me.............a man who wears tights."

[Nightwing1977]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/3909/shrank1kfcopy3yi.jpg

"Superman: No wonder you're wearing a jacket, Perry. You have boobs!"


Not my best, but it the only one I can think of right now. :p

[Alonsovich]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9657/luthor4dp.png

Lex: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?

Stanford: Sea Bass.

Lex: [pause] Right.

Stanford: They're mutated sea bass.

Lex: Are they ill tempered?

Stanford: Absolutely.

Lex: Oh well, that's a start.

[Showtime]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/3909/shrank1kfcopy3yi.jpg
Superman: Perry...this may seem awkward...but what are you doing tonight?

[Brian Braddock]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9657/luthor4dp.png

"There's nothing like a shorn scrotum, Superman, It's really quite breathtaking;I suggest you try it"

[Showtime]

http://www.dankorn.com/images/superman_small.jpg
Upon Superman's return he has realized he has lost some of
his powers...

Superman: I saw this on ET...he was an alien too...

[wiegeabo]

http://www.amctv.com/image/content/10/10677.jpg

Stupid kids...*sniff*...didn't pick me to be on their team...*sniif*...I'll show them




HEY!!!





http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg


Who's the dork in the stupid costume now!!!




http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns2/brandon-aug10.jpg

Routh: (bows head) Uh, I guess that would be me.

[Showtime]

http://www.darlington.rome.ga.us/faculty/kivester/Superman.jpg
Superman: ....Mid Crisis Version

[ic3man]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8421/batmanonroof5su.jpg

"Superman, there's something you need to know... I'm Jason White's father."
is it just me or does it look like batman is takin a piss? what, it's just me? ok...

[Oldguy]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9657/luthor4dp.png

"There's nothing like a shorn scrotum, Superman, It's really quite breathtaking;I suggest you try it"

LMFAO

[Showtime]

http://www.ratpackstlouis.com/SupGirl1.jpg
Singer: You're right...her suit doesn't need padding.

[dark_b]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/9910/singerkatemarsden11yl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
your on candid camera :)

[Showtime]

http://www.milehighcomics.com/sandiego/sdcc2004/saturday/superman.jpg
Brandon Routh.....On Steroids....

[dark_b]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/682/loislane91og.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
lois: look junior ........ its superman

kid:momy who is supamen?

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/9356/supermancostume1copy6lo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

superman:i am superman!!! ta ta ta ta .......... baby whona feel my muscles?

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/2571/loislane116vf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

lois:whos that ? thats not the real superman. he has fake muscles. why didnt you trained ?

superman: but bruce said training is nothing ..... the will is everything.


24 hours earlier......

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/9709/christianbale126hz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
alfred: mr wayne what did you said to him?
bruce w.:some stupid line from ducard.

[Oldguy]

http://www.milehighcomics.com/sandiego/sdcc2004/saturday/superman.jpg

Singer: Hmm, too butch. NEXT!!

[M.O.Steel]

http://www.ardnor.nu/leo/images/2/clark_kent.jpg

Richard White (to lois): Are you sure that's my kid?

[Dr. Fate]

Bruce Willis as Lex Luthor
http://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/e/e79121873f.jpg
BRUCE AS LEX [Evil Glee]: "Yippie Kai-Yay, Super[BLEEP]er!"

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg
CHRIS REEVE: "Watch your mouth, baldie."

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns2/brandon-aug10.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "Yeah uh, ditto!"

[screech_turbo]

http://www.wsu.edu/~jonmac/images/sup1.png

pedro offers you his protection.

[sf2]

lol :up: all above.

[Nightwing1977]

http://www.ratpackstlouis.com/SupGirl1.jpg


"The all new Supergirl with new improve Kryptonite breasts!"

[Timstuff]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/682/loislane91og.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
lois: look junior ........ its superman

kid:momy who is supamen?

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/9356/supermancostume1copy6lo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

superman:i am superman!!! ta ta ta ta .......... baby whona feel my muscles?

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/2571/loislane116vf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

lois:whos that ? thats not the real superman. he has fake muscles. why didnt you trained ?

superman: but bruce said training is nothing ..... the will is everything.


24 hours earlier......

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/9709/christianbale126hz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
alfred: mr wayne what did you said to him?
bruce w.:some stupid line from ducard.

ROTFLOL! :D:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/682/loislane91og.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
KATE BOSWORTH[LESS]: "Uh-oh, it's some stupid, ungrateful fanboy who thinks I'm not good enough to be Lois Lane! Better hide... help me kid, help me hide! Oh wait, the fanboy won't attack a woman with a child, will he?"

KID: "I wouldn't count on that to save you."

[dark_b]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/682/loislane91og.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
kid: damn ...... she has big boobs......... haba haba haba

[Timstuff]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

I just thought of a funny caption for this picture but people would probably say it's in bad taste. :(

[Zev]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

"Alright, we'll settle who's the better Superman with an advanced Kryptonian ritual... dick-measuring contest. Here's the ruler, kid."

[Mister Sinister]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

"Alright, we'll settle who's the better Superman with an advanced Kryptonian ritual... dick-measuring contest. Here's the ruler, kid."
WINS THREAD, HANDS DOWN, END OF, CLOSE THREAD!

[Emerald Knight]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

"Alright, we'll settle who's the better Superman with an advanced Kryptonian ritual... dick-measuring contest. Here's the ruler, kid."

LOL :up: Zev, my good sir, you've done it again. :) :cool: :D

ROTFLMFAO

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cheezey.org/thundercats/gallery/pumyrapanthrocheetara.JPG
"Mr. Routh, we're here to PUMP you up!"

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
BRANDON: "Are you sure this is a good idea?"
CHRIS REEVE: "Don't worry, they're the best."

[antmanx68]

haha, very random but funny. Routh looks like he could use some good ole' Panthro schoolin'.

[Timstuff]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

"Alright, we'll settle who's the better Superman with an advanced Kryptonian ritual... dick-measuring contest. Here's the ruler, kid."

LOL! That was sort of related to what I had in mind... :p

[Dr. Fate]

haha, very random but funny. Routh looks like he could use some good ole' Panthro schoolin'.

Thanks, antmanx68.

[Mentok]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/9910/singerkatemarsden11yl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Cool, I never saw that photo :up:

[dark_b]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

superman:Can you feel it........closing in on you? Oh, I can.
I really should thank you for it.After all, it was your lifes that taught me the
purpose of all life. The purpose of life is to be cool...... yeah baby.

[Zev]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Like most SNL TV-to-movie translations, The Ambiguously Gay Duo turned out to be a fiasco.

[wiegeabo]

:D :up:

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg[/url]


[PARP]


"Excuse me"

[Sam Fisher]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg[/url]


Are you staring at me?

[Retroman]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg
''That place was a graveyard huh?''

[ultimatefan]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg[/url]

Did you just say my cape is brown?

[Brian Braddock]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

"Hey - Invisible man - let go of my cape..............I won't tell you again!"

[dark_b]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2319/shrank1kf8gr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
superman thinking: i look hot

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2319/shrank1kf8gr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
superman thinking: i look hot

heh heh

[pwhitrow]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050912_Issue/050902_Superman_wide.hlarge.jpg


"You put your right leg in, your right leg out......"

[ultimatefan]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050912_Issue/050902_Superman_wide.hlarge.jpg
Gee, I gotta put an escalator here...

[pwhitrow]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050912_Issue/050902_Superman_wide.hlarge.jpg


"Aww Bryan c'mon, you may have over spent the FX budget, but dude seriously, do you think running up some steps real fast is gonna convince people that a man can fly ?"

[wiegeabo]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050912_Issue/050902_Superman_wide.hlarge.jpg

Yeah Brian, the wind machine really makes the cape look cool, but the cold is causing super shrinkage of the super package, if you know what I mean.

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050912_Issue/050902_Superman_wide.hlarge.jpg

Yeah Brian, the wind machine really makes the cape look cool, but the cold is causing super shrinkage of the super package, if you know what I mean.

That joke makes no sense as the people wearing Superman costume wear a cod piece.

[patrickbateman]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050912_Issue/050902_Superman_wide.hlarge.jpg
"THAT HANSEL , he's so hot right now"

[Emerald Knight]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

Superman: Ahh, it's great to be back in the good ol' Fortress of Solitude.

http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/bofimagesbofimages/batman_infrontofbatmobile.jpg

Batman: Clark, what the hell are you doing in my cave? :mad:

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

Superman: Whoops, sorry Bruce. :O

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

Superman: Ahh, back in the good ol' Fortress of Solitude.

http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/bofimagesbofimages/batman_infrontofbatmobile.jpg

Batman: Clark, what the hell are you doing in my cave? :mad:

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

Superman: Whoops, sorry Bruce. :O


Best one yet ;)

[Mentok]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

SUPERMAN - "What the hell? Five years of dust and grime... I am so going to destroy those damn caretaker robots."

[patrickbateman]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg
SINGER ! STOP BLOWING SMOKE UP MY ASS YOU'LL RUIN MY AUTOPSY

[Emerald Knight]

Best one yet ;)

thanks...I try. :)

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg
Superman: This is the one I call Ferrari!

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://www.wsu.edu/%7Ejonmac/images/sup1.png

pedro offers you his protection.

HAHAHA VOTE FOR PEDRO! :):up:

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Chris Reeve: Ok I just got this from Jose Canseco he calls it "Kryptoroids" he said that in no time you will start to look like an adult... Oh, and it will replace the padding with real muscles...

Brandon Routh: Yeeeeeeeesssssssssss!
NOW WE SO HAPPY WE DO THE DANCE OF JOY!!!

Chris Reeve: Right... um sure kid whatever you say, now pull down the panties, and bend over.
Now if I read Jose's book right you have to inject this in the softest part of the butt.

[Routh pulls panties down]

Chris Reeve: Oh I see... This is going to take longer then I thought...

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Chris Reeve: Ok I just got this from Jose Canseco he calls it "Kryptoroids" he said that in no time you will start to look like an adult... Oh, and it will replace the padding with real muscles...

Brandon Routh: Yeeeeeeeesssssssssss!
NOW WE SO HAPPY WE DO THE DANCE OF JOY!!!

Chris Reeve: Right... um sure kid whatever you say, now pull down the panties, and bend over.
Now if I read Jose's book right you have to inject this in the softest part of the butt.

[Routh pulls panties down]

Chris Reeve: Oh I see... This is going to take longer then I thought...

Hint... People aren't laughing with you. They are laughing at you :)

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/3909/shrank1kfcopy3yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Superman: I have come to embrace the love that dare not speak it's name. To my right is my lover. His name is Unibrau. I met him on the LPGA Tour.

[\S/JcDc\S/]

Every caption you have is just to bash the new movie. It starts to get funny as you are here to serve no other purpose. That is why I say people laugh at you. :up:

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

Every caption you have is just to bash the new movie. It starts to get funny as you are here to serve no other purpose. That is why I say people laugh at you. :up:

Why don't you just keep your comments about me to yourself, and stop trying to pick a fight... LEAVE ME ALONE YOU TWIT!

[Mentok]

Stop bring the level of the thread down :mad:

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

"Alright, we'll settle who's the better Superman with an advanced Kryptonian ritual... dick-measuring contest. Here's the ruler, kid."

Zev, I f**king love you. :o

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

Superman: Uh...are you SURE that Burton isn't directing?

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

That makes no sense as I already clearly said the blow up doll is yours. STRIKE one.

Then STRIKE 2 in your joke is that you go from a blow up doll to an ugly dude in a dress which is a living person. What would have made it funnier is if you would have posted a pic of something in the direction of using aunt flow's favorite rag or something :o

You suck at this :down

Anyways let's let the thread continue, I'm putting you on ignore till things cool down as I don't want things escalating further to get either of us in trouble :up:
This is a family-friendly board. Things like that aren't welcome here.

--Joseph_Freefall

[M.O.Steel]

Come on guys. We're trying to have a family-friendly environment here. Take that stuff outta here.

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

Come on guys. We're trying to have a family-friendly environment here. Take that stuff outta here.

Yea that's what we were having until JcDc started acting like a jerk...
It's all good tho im sure god's laughing at him as it is... Lord knows any chick who look at him laughs.

Now enough with this.. let's get back to caption fun... :):up:

[sf2]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

Superman: Uh...are you SURE that Burton isn't directing?

new photo??? look great.

[\S/JcDc\S/]

Come on guys. We're trying to have a family-friendly environment here. Take that stuff outta here.

Oh god, is he talking about me still? :rolleyes:

Whatever :rolleyes:

As I said I'm doing my best not to involve myself with a situation to a point where it escalates WAYYYYYYYY over the line.

[Metropolis_Man]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

Woah woah woah woah woooooah! Bout lost my balance there guys....whew..I'm cool.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

Superman: Uh...are you SURE that Burton isn't directing?

That's good. Now here's my rip off -

"Aw criminey I've wandered onto a Tim Burton set..."

[wiegeabo]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

Singer (off screen): Good. Good. Hold it...hold the 'cool pose'. Good, Brandon. Hold it just a little longer, want to make sure we get this shot right. (Turns to assistant and whispers) *snicker* you're right *muffled laugh* his head is too big for his body...

[Dr. Fate]

Clancy Brown, the one and only single greatest Lex Luthor of all...
http://missspooky.free.fr/mswfilm/Highlander/kurgan/kurgan_epingle.jpg
LEX LUTHOR [Raspy]: "Hello, Superman, long time no see..."

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Lex? Holy crap, what have you been smoking?! The heavy metal punk wave is so 1985!"

LEX: "Oh shut up!"

[wiegeabo]

http://missspooky.free.fr/mswfilm/Highlander/kurgan/kurgan_epingle.jpg
"There can be only one, Superman..."

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg
"What the **** are you talking about?!?"

[\S/JcDc\S/]

Found this funny from the planet

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5443/srfunny16xz.jpg
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6653745#post6653745

[Sam Fisher]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

I need a new apartment.

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

I seriously need to stop smoking in the Fortress.

[SuperNewGuy]

http://www.rfdesigns.org/ibc/graphics/5.jpg

http://www.rfdesigns.org/ibc/graphics/6.jpg

http://www.willandgraceonline.com/images/wgfront.jpg



http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

"Get outta here! THIS is what Singer has you watching?"

Man, that's bad! I admit, I had a guilty chuckle over that though :D

[Sam Fisher]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/276/155438directorsl7bj.jpg

Singer: So, why couldn't you play Superman?

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3706/tomwelling011img6tz.jpg

Tom: Oh well, I had this dream last night.....

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5435/supes6hu.jpg

[Oldguy]

I acknowledge the first fart joke here, and add a twist.

[QUOTE=ROBOCOP CPU001]http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg[/url]


[PARP]


"Who farted?"

[Oldguy]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Like most SNL TV-to-movie translations, The Ambiguously Gay Duo turned out to be a fiasco.

:D :up:

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I acknowledge the first fart joke here, and add a twist.

[QUOTE=ROBOCOP CPU001]http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg[/url]


[PARP]


"Who farted?"


and you made it better.

[wiegeabo]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Supes: So, um, Lois. You're sure he's my kid?

Routh: Yeah, I'm your son, dad.

Lois: I'm sure.

Supes: Huh, see, I've got this Kryptonometer here, and it says he's only half as super as me.

Routh: Well, I am half-human.

Supes: Huh, so he's mine?

Routh: Yeah, dad.

Supes: Because he's only half my size, and the Kryptonometer here says...

Lois: For God's Sake Clark! He's YOURS!

Supes: Hmm. So...uh...what's with the suit?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Supes: So, um, Lois. You're sure he's my kid?

Routh: Yeah, I'm your son, dad.

Lois: I'm sure.

Supes: Huh, see, I've got this Kryptonometer here, and it says he's only half as super as me.

Routh: Well, I am half-human.

Supes: Huh, so he's mine?

Routh: Yeah, dad.

Supes: Because he's only half my size, and the Kryptonometer here says...

Lois: For God's Sake Clark! He's YOURS!

Supes: Hmm. So...uh...what's with the suit?

That's brilliant! :up:

[Saph]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/Kyorca/050902_Superman_wide.png
Routh: I love this shade of red. It's kinda brown-looking.

Extreme suit Liker: n00b! it ees teh red! look eet da spektrum!

Routh: What the.. how did you get on the set?

[Brian Braddock]

http://missspooky.free.fr/mswfilm/Highlander/kurgan/kurgan_epingle.jpg

Lex Luthor? WTF? Clancy Brown looks more like an extra from Alien Nation. Just don't give Luthor any sour milk or he'll go nuts. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Zor-El]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
"So uh....what do ya wanna do now?"
"Lets go kick the crap outta Dean Cain"

[Alonsovich]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050912_Issue/050902_Superman_wide.hlarge.jpg

Superman: I should have hired a butler to clean this up while I was out...

[trillionage]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

Superman: ...And here I stand amidst the cold, the snow, and the desolate wastelands that make the Fortress of Solitude, proud and tall, a statuesque figure of Truth, Justice and the American Way--

Batman: Clark! If I told you once, I told you a million times! Stop breaking into the Batcave!

Superman: Aww, but your lair is so much cooler than mine is. :(

Batman: Get the hell out of the Batcave, NOW!

Superman: *sob*


(And before I hear any whining, no, I'm not trying to troll or flame the Superman forums. It's just a joke. Come on.)

[pwhitrow]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7219/change4br.jpg

"Make yourself at home Lois, while I go change into something more comfortable"....

[M.O.Steel]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7219/change4br.jpg

"Make yourself at home Lois, while I go change into something more comfortable"....


hahaha cool manip

[wiegeabo]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Supes: So, um, Lois. You're sure he's my kid?

Routh: Yeah, I'm your son, dad.

Lois: I'm sure.

Supes: Huh, see, I've got this Kryptonometer here, and it says he's only half as super as me.

Routh: Well, I am half-human.

Supes: Huh, so he's mine?

Routh: Yeah, dad.

Supes: Because he's only half my size, and the Kryptonometer here says...

Lois: For God's Sake Clark! He's YOURS!

Supes: Hmm. So...uh...what's with the suit?


That's brilliant! :up:


Thanks.

[Excel]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png


reeve-so mine is this long.
routh-and they call YOU "superman"?

[Emerald Knight]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

Superman: ...And here I stand amidst the cold, the snow, and the desolate wastelands that make the Fortress of Solitude, proud and tall, a statuesque figure of Truth, Justice and the American Way--

Batman: Clark! If I told you once, I told you a million times! Stop breaking into the Batcave!

Superman: Aww, but your lair is so much cooler than mine is. :(

Batman: Get the hell out of the Batcave, NOW!

Superman: *sob*


(And before I hear any whining, no, I'm not trying to troll or flame the Superman forums. It's just a joke. Come on.)

I made a batcave joke earlier and didn't catch flack for it. Wouldn't see any reason why you would.

And yours is better than mine. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://missspooky.free.fr/mswfilm/Highlander/kurgan/kurgan_epingle.jpg

Lex Luthor? WTF? Clancy Brown looks more like an extra from Alien Nation. Just don't give Luthor any sour milk or he'll go nuts. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

Well I hope you got the reference - Clancy Brown does the voice of Lex Luthor for Superman: The Animated Series (1996-2000) and Justice League/Unlimted (2001-present).

[Comic Book Boy]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7219/change4br.jpg

"Make yourself at home Lois, while I go change into something more comfortable"....
lol

[nosebleed.]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/papakeelo/ChristianBale.jpg

Bale during photoshoot: Let's see you beat these arms Routh.

[Showtime]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_40112671_036dc7d047_o.jpg
MJ: Look behind you Peter Parker...it's...it's...Superman!
Spiderman: I'm not falling for that one again.

[Zev]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_40112671_036dc7d047_o.jpg

Spider-Man: Whoa! Time to invest in a new deodorant!

[screech_turbo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Sin_City/sincity23.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Sin_City&img=)

dwight: "get me a hardtop with a decent engine and make sure it's got a big trunk"




http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg

superman: "how's this?"


http://superherohype.com/gallery/Sin_City/sincity23.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Sin_City&img=)

dwight: "SUPER!"

gail: "you're telling me..."

[Brian Braddock]

Well I hope you got the reference - Clancy Brown does the voice of Lex Luthor for Superman: The Animated Series (1996-2000) and Justice League/Unlimted (2001-present).

Yeah - I did - thanks. It's just a good job he only does the voice! http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif Live action? -Brown should have been Flass in Batman Begins.

[Brian Braddock]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
"So uh....what do ya wanna do now?"
"Lets go kick the crap outta Dean Cain"


LMAO!!!

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_40112671_036dc7d047_o.jpg


Tobey maguire :damn routh you could at least tried to put on some muscle..like i did.

[Bad Superman]

http://www.darlington.rome.ga.us/faculty/kivester/Superman.jpg
Superman: ....Mid Crisis Version

ROFL ROFL ROFL good one :D :up:

[Bad Superman]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_40112671_036dc7d047_o.jpg

SPIDERMAN: Geez, Supes. . . . You had chili again??

-----------------------

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

SUPERMAN: Man, do I hate this paint job. . . .

[OobeDoobBenubi]

Superman - "Is that Lex over there"

Lois - "I think so oh god I can't watch he's being a noob hold me Superman"
:p

[Alonsovich]

I suggest you take that pic down right now...

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

Superman - "Is that Lex over there"

Lois - "I think so oh god I can't watch he's being a noob hold me Superman"
:p

heh might want to delet that pic there bud thats one of the 2 forbidden photos! lol Routh has a mini fro in that pic to lol :p :up: It's a good look for him! lol

[pwhitrow]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_40112671_036dc7d047_o.jpg

"That damned Bryan Singer and his suprise Spidey appearences....this isn't X-Men now you know..!"

[Nightwing1977]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_40112671_036dc7d047_o.jpg

"That damned Bryan Singer and his suprise Spidey appearences....this isn't X-Men now you know..!"

LMAO! I figure sooner or not, someone going to mention Spidey & Supes there like Spidey was on the X-Men DVD. Good one!! :up:

[pwhitrow]

can't believe no one did it before.... or was it just too obvious?!

[trillionage]

I made a batcave joke earlier and didn't catch flack for it. Wouldn't see any reason why you would.

And yours is better than mine. :up:

And I JUST saw that caption a couple of minutes ago. Sorry about that. :(

[Bad Superman]

http://heartinhandstudio.com/images/Egg%20Pix/tribute%20egg.gif

BEFORE



----------------------------------------



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/kieron121/capsule.jpg

AFTER

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Is that the guy from mork from ork?

:D

[Bad Superman]

Is that the guy from mork from ork?

:D


http://members.optusnet.com.au/~mrjolly/images/forum/mork.jpg

NANO NANO

[Mentok]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

"Who the hell knew that there was dust in the Arctic ?"

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Now thats funny bad Superman!!!!

LMFAO

[Bad Superman]

Now thats funny bad Superman!!!!

LMFAO


Thanx :D

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

credit where credit is due.

:)

[SuperNewGuy]

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~mrjolly/images/forum/mork.jpg

NANO NANO

haha, yeah I did something similar about a month ago



http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/8315/0054iy.jpg

I am Mork from Ork, nanu nanu!

........nobody seemed to laugh at MY joke though! :D

[wiegeabo]

http://www.darlington.rome.ga.us/faculty/kivester/Superman.jpg

Supes (off screen): And I shall call him...Mini-M...Holy Crap! What did you guys do to him?!? Don't you ever feed him!? And his suit! Even Routh's is better than that! Apparently someone's lookin' for a Super-pounding.

[Zev]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8906/shrank1kf.jpg

"So, Perry, what've you been up to?

"Well, there's this screenplay I've been writing (http://picardpervert.ytmnd.com) that I'm very excited about..."

[Bad Superman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/murp27/NWSupes.jpg

SUPERMAN (upset): I AM NOT hiding a tennis ball in my trunks. . . That is a malicious lie.

[pwhitrow]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8906/shrank1kf.jpg

"So just to recap, thats 10 bucks for a grope, 20 for a hand job, and 50 to go 'all the way' ?, oh, and would you still bring the costume ?"

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/murp27/NWSupes.jpg

Zod: Kneel before Zod!!!!

Superman: Yeah, hang on a sec, I think I heard someone make fun of my belt....

[OobeDoobBenubi]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9814/chamber2copy1za.jpg

New Guy - "Superman you have been naughty now go into your room"

Old Guy - "You stink"

[screech_turbo]

[superman: ..."spiking toby's punch with l.s.d? priceless."


toby: "AAH!! COBRAS!!!!!! COOOOOOOBRAS!!!!!

[Emerald Knight]

And I JUST saw that caption a couple of minutes ago. Sorry about that. :(

eh, don't worry 'bout it.

[Sam Fisher]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg

I like big butts and I cannot lie....

[Oldguy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/murp27/NWWKL.jpg (http://www.newsweek.com/)

Off screen producer: "Ok we'll start with an introduction segment first. Lois then Richard, Jerry will ask you a few questions, we'll go to commercial then we'll bring in Clark. You two rough it up a bit, but go easy, Steve hurt his back last week. But try and make it look real ok? Just remember to follow Jerry's lead, and have fun people!

We're on in 5, 4, 3, 2..."

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8906/shrank1kf.jpg

"So just to recap, thats 10 bucks for a grope, 20 for a hand job, and 50 to go 'all the way' ?, oh, and would you still bring the costume ?"

That's so wrong, and yet so funny! heh http://tinypic.com/dfty76.gif

[Zor-El]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/murp27/NWWKL.jpg (http://www.newsweek.com/)

LOIS: Have you met the munchkin?

Oh...wait...that....thats not funny....












;)

[Thot]

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8853/050902supermanwidehlarge8df.jpg


"What? Where's Superman? Don't give me any crap fan-boy!"

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Sin_City/sincity23.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Sin_City&img=)

dwight: "get me a hardtop with a decent engine and make sure it's got a big trunk"




http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/SIV/taxi_1.jpg

superman: "how's this?"


http://superherohype.com/gallery/Sin_City/sincity23.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Sin_City&img=)

dwight: "SUPER!"

gail: "you're telling me..."

:D:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/murp27/NWLuthor.jpg (http://www.newsweek.com/) This is Lex Luthor...

http://1001resources.com/hosting/users/cinesecrets/images/Hlander/KurganA5%22pro.JPG This is Lex Luthor on drugs. Any questions?

[M.O.Steel]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg

Richard: Here clark, let me hold your cape for you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg
"I am NOT wearing lifts, damn it!"