Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg
"Oh God, the ghost of Chris Reeve is pulling on my cape!"

[pwhitrow]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

"Oh that's nice. You bring Lois here, and hey, 'sky`s the limit', I show up, and all you offer me is a lousey bloody Asparagus tip. Sod you.... i'm off to phone Pizza Hut....."

[Zor-El]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

"Oh that's nice. You bring Lois here, and hey, 'sky`s the limit', I show up, and all you offer me is a lousey bloody Asparagus tip. Sod you.... i'm off to phone Pizza Hut....."

HAHAHA Very Nice! :up: :up:

[pwhitrow]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

CR: "Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes .. *snap* .. You're under....."

Brandon catches Chris practicing his Little Britain impressions....

[pwhitrow]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8101/supermanreturns036vf.jpg

"You think your suit is bad ? You should try wearing freaking mohair.!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
CR: "Hmm... says here you've got too much iron in your blood when you should have steel in it."

BR: "Well what do you expect? I'm second generation here."

[screech_turbo]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

chris: "the last otter-pop... and it's all mine."

brandon: "wanna share?"

chris: "NO."

brandon: "jerk."

chris: "go to hell."

[Mentok]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

"Well, what do you know, It is deadly cold in the Arctic... no wonder Lois died."

[screech_turbo]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

"Well, what do you know, It is deadly cold in the Arctic... no wonder Lois died."


awww.....:(



:D good one.:up:

[Mentok]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg


News reader - "And in local news, a record number of people have fallen for the old "Wear brown to work day" joke this April fools... "

Richard/Clark/Lois - "Ahhh, son of a b..."

[smsvmos]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg

OMG ppl Smallville is on TV :eek:

[smsvmos]

News Woman: In other news, actor Tom Welling wins an oscar for his interpretation of Clark in the series SMALLVILLE

Brandon Routh: DAMN u Welling

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg

[Zor-El]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

"Toldja the loogie would freeze before it hit the ground..."

[screech_turbo]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8101/supermanreturns036vf.jpg


"superman, i know you can read my thoughts...


Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow....."

[Bad Superman]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

SUPERMAN: Jason. . . did you have another rave party WITHOUT my permission???

JASON: I, Uh. . . sorry dad. . . . . dammit he's got my last glow stick.

[Dr. Fate]

http://tinypic.com/dg7akg.jpg
"Uh-oh! The fan girls are after me! Better hide!"

[musclesforsupes]

News Anchor: In other news if you purchased condoms a few months back, we regret to inform you that all condoms had major problems, back when General Zod destroyed the latex factory in Metropolis

Clark: Oh S*hit

Kid: Mr. Clark why are you looking at me weird?

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg[/QUOTE]

[M.O.Steel]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

CR: I think I'm pregnant.
ROuth: Dammit.

[Bad Superman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg

RICHARD: Would you take a look at that?!? Margot Kidder got the Weather Forecast position.

[musclesforsupes]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8101/supermanreturns036vf.jpg

"VAGUE HISTORY" SEQUEL? PREQUEL? I AM GOING TO STAND HERE UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME WHERE THIS MOVIE STANDS!"

[Zev]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8101/supermanreturns036vf.jpg

"You better watch your back, Austin Powers, because this doctor makes housecalls!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://tinypic.com/dg7akg.jpg
"Yikes! It's Margot Kidder! I'm outta here!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg
LOIS LANE: "What the- who the Hell nailed my pink panties to Perry's door?!"

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
"Now son, you really shouldn't be nailing your girlfriend's panties to the chief's door. What have I told you about that?"

[Timstuff]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg

http://www.dotsloft.co.uk/images/slim_main.jpg

Seperated at birth?

[Superman4ever]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg

Witness the Super-fart! :eek:

"Man, I've been holding that one in since work..."

[Bad Superman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg

SUPERMAN: These giant churros must be another of MXYZPTLK's pranks. . .

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg


What the hell? do i really look this good in the suit..
:o

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Reeve: .......and if you tilt it this way, her top comes off!

Routh: What? Let me see!

[patrickbateman]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Reeve's superman: ok now you go play superman and i'll spend time with Lois

Routh superman : What about Clark Kent should one of us be at the daily planet.

Reeve superman:Yeah i'm working on it as we speak behold Number 2 aka Clark kent .

Routh: where did u get this from?

Reeve: Old Pal Keaton gave me , its from an old movie of his . Now shouldn't u be pretending to be me? sho sho off u go

[Zor-El]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Reeve's superman: ok now you go play superman and i'll spend time with Lois

Routh superman : What about Clark Kent should one of us be at the daily planet.

Reeve superman:Yeah i'm working on it as we speak behold Number 2 aka Clark kent .

Routh: where did u get this from?

Reeve: Old Pal Keaton gave me , its from an old movie of his . Now shouldn't u be pretending to be me? sho sho off u go
Hahaha...multiplicity rocks. :up:

[patrickbateman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg
DUDE WHERE MY \s/

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Reeve " DUDE WHATS ON MY BACK"

Routh "S"

Routh "DUDE WHATS ON MY BACK"

Reeve " Nothing"

[patrickbateman]

Hahaha...multiplicity rocks. :up:


totally dude i miss keaton movies mr mom

[patrickbateman]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Reeve "YOUR NO BALE NOW GET OUT AND START BULKING, HERE'S SOME MEGA MASS SUPPLIMENTS TO HELP YOU CATCH UP TO BALE."

[patrickbateman]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8101/supermanreturns036vf.jpg
" whats in the box kal -el open the box kal-el, relax it aint lois's head "


BEHOLD THE REAL TWIST IN THE MOVIE

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg


BRANDON IS NOT SUPERMAN/CLARK KENT































JAMES MARSDEN IS SUPERMAN/ CLARK KENT, BRANDON'S just a decoy yup Singer copied that from the Batman Begins script :)

[Dr. Fate]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8101/supermanreturns036vf.jpg
Mr. Clean is Angry...

[wiegeabo]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8101/supermanreturns036vf.jpg


Luthor (to the crowd): For the last time....NO! I am not Captain Picard!

[screech_turbo]

....

[Bad Superman]

" whats in the box kal -el open the box kal-el, relax it aint lois's head "


BEHOLD THE REAL TWIST IN THE MOVIE


BRANDON IS NOT SUPERMAN/CLARK KENT




JAMES MARSDEN IS SUPERMAN/ CLARK KENT, BRANDON'S just a decoy yup Singer copied that from the Batman Begins script :)

Now, IMO that would be the mother of all plot twists. :D

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg
BRANDON: "Hey, these aren't real crystals, these are just styrofoam you guys found in the trash!"

Yours with Bryan and James was good, Screech Turbo.

[elorenishii386]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8101/supermanreturns036vf.jpg
Luthor: "Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Superman? I designed them myself."

[gdw]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg
DUDE WHERE MY \s/

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Reeve " DUDE WHATS ON MY BACK"

Routh "S"

Routh "DUDE WHATS ON MY BACK"

Reeve " Nothing"


Oh man that REALLY made me lol.
Damn

[FDisk]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

"So Pink means I am, Blue means I'm not, but what does Green mean?"

[Showtime]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
Routh: How's it going Superman Reeve.
Reeve: Not to great...My pen ran out again.
Routh: You know what they say. When something is classic there is no
need to respect it and just give it an update. Just throw it away
and start over. With a younger model.
Reeve: What exactly are we talking about here?
Routh: Your pen...
Reeve: Right....I'll call Staples.

http://www.staples.com/sbd/img/ico/nav_logo.gif

[MutantCircus]

edited because the damn pics don't work

[Showtime]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

"So Pink means I am, Blue means I'm not, but what does Green mean?"

Heh Heh :up: :up:

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-lives/marsden1.jpg

james: "hey, bryan, what did the five fingers say to the face?"

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-lives/marsden3.jpg

bryan: "huh?!"

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-lives/marsden4.jpg

james: "SLAP!!!!!"

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-lives/marsden2.jpg

james: "AH-HAHAHAHA!! I'M JAMES MARSDEN, B****!!"

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/310/x2singer27nb.jpg

bryan: "YOU'RE FIRED!!"

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/aprnew1.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills&img=81)

james: "FIRE THIS!!!!"

*ZZZAAAAk*


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/kieron121/capsule.jpg

*mama?*

heh that was good!

[Zor-El]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
Routh: How's it going Superman Reeve.
Reeve: Not to great...My pen ran out again.
Routh: You know what they say. When something is classic there is no
need to respect it and just give it an update. Just throw it away
and start over. With a younger model.
Reeve: What exactly are we talking about here?
Routh: Your pen...
Reeve: Right....I'll call Staples.

http://www.staples.com/sbd/img/ico/nav_logo.gif
One of the funniest! :up:

[ultimatefan]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
Routh: I can´t handle these fans, Reeve! I´m an unknown who used to do soap operas and I have no Arnold Schwarzenegger physique...

Reeve: I know RXACTLY how you feel...

[Showtime]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg
ON TELEVISION MONITOR: Hi this is Margot Hatcher with today's top stories.

MARGOT HATCHER: Stocks plummeted today, down 3 days in a row. Lex Corp
was down 6 points while the Daily Planet stock was down
8 points. Most experts are blaming this on Superman's
return.

MUNCHKIN: It's your fault Superman.
LOIS: Awww...that's not Superman...that's Clark.
CLARK: Kid's...they can really have a wild imagination Lois. Isn't that right
Richard.
RICHARD: Sure Kent.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
Routh: I can´t handle these fans, Reeve! I´m an unknown who used to do soap operas and I have no Arnold Schwarzenegger physique...

Reeve: I know RXACTLY how you feel...

That's brilliant! :up:

[spund]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Reeve: .......and if you tilt it this way, her top comes off!

Routh: What? Let me see!

LOL :up: Another good one. I have to say, a lot of the ones you did are among the best captions here, IMO

[gdw]

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8034/sl0001gccopy26mt.jpg

Woops, little Kal was hanging out there. Good thing for this cape.

[wiegeabo]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Supes: So, um, Lois. You're sure he's my kid?

Routh: Yeah, I'm your son, dad.

Lois: I'm sure.

Supes: Huh, see, I've got this Kryptonometer here, and it says he's only half as super as me.

Routh: Well, I am half-human.

Supes: Huh, so he's mine?

Routh: Yeah, dad.

Supes: Because he's only half my size, and the Kryptonometer here says...

Lois: For God's Sake Clark! He's YOURS!

Supes: Hmm. So...uh...what's with the suit?

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Supes: Hmmm...the Kryptonometer still says he's only half as super as me...

Lois: (throws hands in the air) Oh, just ****ing forget it!

Routh: Yeah dad. Stop being such a prick about it.

Supes: It's just...you know...he's only...uh...half my size and everything

Routh: I'm outta here.

Supes: So...um...you never did say what's up with that suit...

[Super Kal]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Supes: would you just leave? I have work to do... oh yeah, your suit sucks. It's nothing compared to mine...

Routh: you got no room to talk Mr. diaper-for-britches...

[gdw]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png
Supes: So, um, Lois. You're sure he's my kid?

Routh: Yeah, I'm your son, dad.

Lois: I'm sure.

Supes: Huh, see, I've got this Kryptonometer here, and it says he's only half as super as me.

Routh: Well, I am half-human.

Supes: Huh, so he's mine?

Routh: Yeah, dad.

Supes: Because he's only half my size, and the Kryptonometer here says...

Lois: For God's Sake Clark! He's YOURS!

Supes: Hmm. So...uh...what's with the suit?
. . .

Reeve; Hmm, half my size, eh? I shall call him, mini me.



http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Routh; Oh forget it.

[SuperNewGuy]

LOL :up: Another good one. I have to say, a lot of the ones you did are among the best captions here, IMO

Wow, thanks! :D I've seen plenty of other good captions, lots of funny guys in here :up:

[Showtime]

One of the funniest! :up:

Thanks man! :up:

[elorenishii386]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg
Superman: "Halt Luthor...stop what your doing!!!"

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8101/supermanreturns036vf.jpg
Luthor: "Ha! Yes Superman...I've got you now!!! I'm going to place you in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism."

Superman: "What?! I don't get it...your not gonna even watch...don't you wanna get rid of me?"

Luthor: "No no no, I'm going to leave you alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?"

[Spare-Flair]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/2277/loisicle6nh.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/2277/loisicle6nh.jpg

HAHAHA! Good riddance to Bosworth! :up:

[dark_b]

http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/4242/junkyardportrait9ti.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

hey!!!! yeah you.




http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg

you talking to me ?????

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/6608/dlnbpx2pf.jpg

"I used to be a weenie as Superboy"..

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/2376/taxi2darkerbluedarkerred6ux3si.jpg

"But eating my greens everyday made me strong"

[dark_b]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
reeve: ku ku
brandon(screams): where are you

[Dr. Fate]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/images/bond-girls/tnd/th010.jpg
CHRIS REEVE: "Oh boy... Kate Bosworth's really gonna have trouble competing with Teri Hatcher..."

[Metropolis_Man]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/2277/loisicle6nh.jpg

haha, this one is good. Tell that to the people who made Supes 4.

[M.O.Steel]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg

NEWS: There has been reports that a meteorite the size of texas is heading straight for earth, aptly called Armageddon. Bruce Willis was unable to be reached for comment...

CLARK: Oh...ummm....yeah...I just remembered...umm...I have to return some videotapes.

[Spare-Flair]

CLARK: Oh...ummm....yeah...I just remembered...umm...I need to return some videotapes.

That's Christian Bale's line!
http://www.macrossworld.com/mwf/uploads/post-26-1098853473.jpg

[Metropolis_Man]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
Routh: How's it going Superman Reeve.
Reeve: Not to great...My pen ran out again.
Routh: You know what they say. When something is classic there is no
need to respect it and just give it an update. Just throw it away
and start over. With a younger model.
Reeve: What exactly are we talking about here?
Routh: Your pen...
Reeve: Right....I'll call Staples.

http://www.staples.com/sbd/img/ico/nav_logo.gif

Haha, good one man, very inventive.

[Showtime]

Haha, good one man, very inventive.

Thanks for the support. :up:

[M.O.Steel]

That's Christian Bale's line!
http://www.macrossworld.com/mwf/uploads/post-26-1098853473.jpg

Nice...I'm glad someone picked it up.

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermantv.net/fanart/oct/thundercats.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey, what are you doing here?"
LION-O: "Superman, I've come to help you in this your most desperate hour!"
SUPERMAN: "What desperate hour is that?"
LION-O: "I'm here to use the Sword of Omens to fix the maroon in that damn new suit for your movie! HO!"

[dark_b]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7052/bts198copy1fi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
bale: hmmmm where are your muscles???
routh: their in the closet

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comixfan.com/xfan/images/previews/dc/0405/AquamanCv29.jpg
AQUAMAN: "Delete MY cameo, will you?!"
SUPERMAN: "I liked you better when you had a regular hand...!"

[elorenishii386]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg

reeves: "snauseges"

[MatchesMalone]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg

That picture just cracked me the F*** up, for about a minute straight. No caption necessary.

[Zev]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg

"Mammy!"

[Kal-El's Spirit]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
Routh: So wot are you going to do then?
Reeve: Well im gonna stand here a while with my kryptonian torch and decide if im gonna pass it on to you!
Routh: :mad: ok well ill leave you to it, im gonna go drop in and play with lexs new trainset!

also:

reeve: loser says what
routh: what

[Zev]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg

"Damn these new dry cleaners! My colors are all faded!"

[Oldguy]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg

That picture just cracked me the F*** up, for about a minute straight. No caption necessary.

OMFG!!! LOL!

Ditto man! Priceless!

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg

Maybe if I wear my Christopher Reeve mask, they'll think I'm the REAL Superman!! Now if I could just remember where I put it..................

[Batman]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg

Routh:"WHERE ARE YOU?!?!"

Reeve:"Here"

*Routh is eclipsed in darkness*

[Brian Braddock]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg

"I'll be out in a minute................just taking a dump."

[Kal-El's Spirit]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg

Kid: I see dead people!
Clark: Oh please, my suit cant be that . . . .i mean Superman's suit cant be that bad can it?
Lois: No way . . . that suit is so 6 years ago!

---------------

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg

News Reporter: And we have word that terrorists have placed yet another bomb on the Eiffel Tower and are refusing to give up their charade!
Clark: Oh my god, thats . . . . thats terrible!
Richard: Thats why they call them terrorists Kent!
Clark: Like father like son! Vague history my ass!

[Mister Sinister]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg
Reeve: Well, Hid-I-Ho neighbour
Routh: Christopher! More power argh, argh, argh!

[wiegeabo]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg

Reeve (whispering): "C'mon, c'mon. Just...one...more...step. The trapdoor's...right...there. C'mon. No, don't turn around! Keep walking, keep walking. (shouts) Keep walking dammit!"

Routh: "Who's there!"

Reeve: "Uhm...no one. *whispers* Sh_t!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
REEVE: "Uh-oh."
ROUTH: "What?"
REEVE: "It says here you got an STD from Lois."
ROUTH: "Say wha-?!"

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg
Reeve: Well, Hid-I-Ho neighbour
Routh: Christopher! More power argh, argh, argh!

hahaha I wonder how many people here have watched Home Improvement :D

[Bad Superman]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg

REEVE: What a lousy re-decoration job!

ROUTH: Yeah. . . tell me about it. I have to live here for the next couple of sequels. Is that Bale laughing?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg

REEVE: What a lousy re-decoration job!

ROUTH: Yeah. . . tell me about it. I have to live here for the next couple of sequels. Is that Bale laughing?

HAHAHAHAHA! :up:

[FDisk]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

- "What is that?"
- "It's Krypton's smallest violin playing just for all the fanboys whining about your movie"

[SuperNewGuy]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg

"I'll be out in a minute................just taking a dump."

Hahahah :up: Or how about "Hey Brandon, you got any toilet paper in here?"

[Zev]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg

In this still from "The Flash Meets Superman," the villainous Rainbow Raider bathes the Daily Planet in his dreaded "Brown Ray."

"Kill all the breeders!" he adds. "I believe in me!"

[Brian Braddock]

Hahahah :up: Or how about "Hey Brandon, you got any toilet paper in here?"

Lol! then "No?! Guess I'll just have to use my cape. Knew it'd come in useful one of these days."

[Clarkman]

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/8346/junkyardportrait4vx.jpg

That picture just cracked me the F*** up, for about a minute straight. No caption necessary.


Routh: Ready or not, here i come.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

- "What is that?"
- "It's Krypton's smallest violin playing just for all the fanboys whining about your movie"

That's good. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "So how did you put up with Margot Kidder as Lois Lane? Any advice on how I can get by with this Bosworth chick?"
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "Son, say hello to my little friend, the Green Crystal. This baby got me through some tough times, including Margot Kidder. I hope and pray it helps you in dealing with Bosworth."

[Zev]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

"Hey, isn't that Kryptonite? Shouldn't it be killing us?"

"Oh, yeah. GAK!"

"GAK!"

[Bad Superman]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/papakeelo/blog1.jpg

CLARK: No, seriously guys, don't be silly. I AM NOT Superman.

GIRL: Yeah right, "Clarky"

GUY WITH CAMERA: Come on Supes, look over here.

GUY WITH CELL PHONE: Hello, Terry? You owe me $50 bucks. I told you he was Superman.

OLD MAN: I just soiled my pants. . . .

[That-Guy]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Chris: ...and what we have here is a beaker filled with 2,000 year-old Kryptonian urine. As you can see, Kryptonians have green pee.

Brandon: *sniff" WHEW!!! Get rid of it man, that stuff is nasty!

[wiegeabo]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Supes: "Hmmm...this Kryptonian thermometer doesn't appear to be oral after all."

Routh: "What!"

[Bad Superman]

http://www.supermancinema.co.uk/superman4/general/extra_footage/images/s4se15.jpg

JASON (whispering): Dad. . . you left your Elvis wig on. . . . .

SUPERMAN (whispering): Oh. . .Really? Grab your things and let's go. Remember: act normal.

[FDisk]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

*10 years have passed since Superman put Luthor behind bars along with every super villain in the World. Here in the Fortress of Solitude, a very bored Man Of Steel resorts to his clone to keep himself entertained*

- Asparagus!
- Pardon?
- Asparagus is the key! Don't you see? Luthor is planning to contaminate all the asparagus crops in the world with an experimental toxin!
- Great Scott! How deadly is it?!
- No more deadly than the chemicals already in the crops.
- Wait, so what's the point then?
- Don't you get it? This toxin will make people's urine smell 3 or 4 times as bad as normal. It will darken the color and make their...you know..."parts" burn when they pee!
- That's a lot of work for causing massive mild discomfort...
- No, people will think they have a urinary track infection, doctors will tell them to take antibiotics. Luthorcorp produces antibiotics! His stock will double!
- Doctors don't just prescribe stuff without testing you first...
- Mine does!
- You don't get sick, why would you need a doct...
- Look, whose side are you on? Me or the Wee wee Burning Legion?
- That's not even an actual organization!
- It is too!
- Listen, maybe we should just leave the thinking and theorizing to Batman...Put the green one back with the other crayons. I'll push someone off a building and you can catch them! Would that cheer you up? You can even say something witty like "Need a lift?" or "Thank you for dropping by"
- Will you laugh maniacally before you push them while detailing point by point your evil plan to conquer the World including how to thwart it in the nick of time?
- Sure, look, I'll even hire some minions and dress them up in matching skin tight jump suits with a "V" on the chest
- Thank you, you are a true friend

[Zev]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

*10 years have passed since Superman put Luthor behind bars along with every super villain in the World. Here in the Fortress of Solitude, a very bored Man Of Steel resorts to his clone to keep himself entertained*

- Asparagus!
- Pardon?
- Asparagus is the key! Don't you see? Luthor is planning to contaminate all the asparagus crops in the world with an experimental toxin!
- Great Scott! How deadly is it?!
- No more deadly than the chemicals already in the crops.
- Wait, so what's the point then?
- Don't you get it? This toxin will make people's urine smell 3 or 4 times as bad as normal. It will darken the color and make their...you know..."parts" burn when they pee!
- That's a lot of work for causing massive mild discomfort...
- No, people will think they have a urinary track infection, doctors will tell them to take antibiotics. Luthorcorp produces antibiotics! His stock will double!
- Doctors don't just prescribe stuff without testing you first...
- Mine does!
- You don't get sick, why would you need a doct...
- Look, whose side are you on? Me or the Wee wee Burning Legion?
- That's not even an actual organization!
- It is too!
- Listen, maybe we should just leave the thinking and theorizing to Batman...Put the green one back with the other crayons. I'll push someone off a building and you can catch them! Would that cheer you up? You can even say something witty like "Need a lift?" or "Thank you for dropping by"
- Will you laugh maniacally before you push them while detailing point by point your evil plan to conquer the World including how to thwart it in the nick of time?
- Sure, look, I'll even hire some minions and dress them up in matching skin tight jump suits with a "V" on the chest
- Thank you, you are a true friend

That is an auspicious debut.

[patrickbateman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg

"oh hell its bateman and his chainsaw ... wait a sec his he roaming nude with his chainsaw .. whoa nows thats a huge chainsaw. Bryan's got to see this hopefully we can do a sequel with it me v/s bateman"

[looks at the audience]

"what ? its vague history, lois has moved on shezzzzzz i assumed my new suit would give u a hint"

[Excel]

"me and my cool platform shoes are sooooo cool"

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg

"oh hell its bateman and his chainsaw ... wait a sec his he roaming nude with his chainsaw .. whoa nows thats a huge chainsaw. Bryan's got to see this hopefully we can do a sequel with it me v/s bateman"

[looks at the audience]

"what ? its vague history, lois has moved on shezzzzzz i assumed my new suit would give u a hint"

HAHAHAHA! That's great...:up:

[Showtime]

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/s/superman_returns/set_flip_041105/h.jpg

Bryan: Now Brandon, you want to fit in with the rest of the cast right?
Brandon: Geez Bryan, of course I do.
Bryan: Then you're going to have to learn to enjoy Karaoke.
Brandon: I do enjoy Karoke..it's just...
Bryan: Listen, I don't want to have the red microphone conversation again.
Brandon: Yes Bryan.

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/s/superman_returns/set_flip_041105/h.jpg

Bryan: Now Brandon, you want to fit in with the rest of the cast right?
Brandon: Geez Bryan, of course I do.
Bryan: Then you're going to have to learn to enjoy Karaoke.
Brandon: I do enjoy Karoke..it's just...
Bryan: Listen, I don't want to have the red microphone conversation again.
Brandon: Yes Bryan.

hehe :up:
I was wondering what was up with the red microphone.. :D

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/real-world/metropolis-illinois/festival2000-john/16_14A.JPG
"We represent the Lollipop Guild! The Lollipop Guild! The Lollipop Guild! And in the Name of The Lollipop Guild, we like to welcome you to Bryan Singer land!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/816/brandonaugnew6zk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
"Gaze in awe as I heave this vehicle over my head, for I am Superma-"

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/4966_12994_1.jpg
"Kid, until I see you pick up a buildling, shut your [BLEEP] mouth!"

[pwhitrow]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/real-world/metropolis-illinois/festival2000-john/16_14A.JPG

"Singer can't resist putting an ode to his Usual Suspects movie in the new Superman Returns"

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/s/superman_returns/set_flip_041105/h.jpg


Brandon: "What that buzzing noise?"
Bryan: "None of your buisness!"

[Showtime]

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/s/superman_returns/set_flip_041105/h.jpg


Brandon: "What that buzzing noise?"
Bryan: "None of your buisness!"

Heh Heh Heh :up:

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Heh Heh Heh :up:


I bet i get into trouble for that one. :o

[Brian Braddock]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/real-world/metropolis-illinois/festival2000-john/16_14A.JPG

People slowly began to suspect that WB had hired the wrong guys to be Brandon Routh's stunt doubles.

[The Game]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/real-world/metropolis-illinois/festival2000-john/16_14A.JPG

People slowly began to suspect that WB had hired the wrong guys to be Brandon Routh's stunt doubles.

I see your name but I have one question:

Liverpool or Everton?

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I see your name but I have one question:

Liverpool or Everton?

Liverpool obviously.

:o

[The Game]

Liverpool obviously.

:o

You never know, these Evertonians are a bunch of funny people

There's only one steven Gerrard
There's only one steven Gerrard
One steven Gerrarrrrrrddddddddddd

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

You never know, these Evertonians are a bunch of funny people

There's only one steven Gerrard
There's only one steven Gerrard
One steven Gerrarrrrrrddddddddddd


your a liverpool supporter then?? :)

[Emerald Knight]

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/s/superman_returns/set_flip_041105/h.jpg

Bryan: Anarchy in the US...

Brandon: You mean in the UK, right?

Bryan (flustered, think Comic-con): YES, I know, SO long ago since I last heard the song. I know the group that sang the song was the Sex Pistols, I know the group was british. Yada yada yada.

[Zor-El]

This one's for Saint:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/anhesbrotj/SupermanReturns.jpg
"LEX, GIMME BACK MY BOOTS."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/s/superman_returns/set_flip_041105/h.jpg

Brandon: "So, what's with the red microphone?"

Bryan: "He who shall hold the Microphone Of Red shall lead these people to the promised land, and we who arrive at the Land Of Plenty shall enjoy the glory that is Superman and bathe in waters of purity and righteous special effects."

Brandon: "..........Where do you buy your pot?"

[Zev]

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/s/superman_returns/set_flip_041105/h.jpg

"It's not a microphone, it's a really big marker. I use it to get a contact high. Sniffff. Hey, I've got an idea! Let's make your costume all drab and dark! Snifffffffff. Oh yeah, that's the GOOD stuff..."

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/s/superman_returns/set_flip_041105/h.jpg

Brandon: "So, what's with the red microphone?"

Bryan: "He who shall hold the Microphone Of Red shall lead these people to the promised land, and we who arrive at the Land Of Plenty shall enjoy the glory that is Superman and bathe in waters of purity and righteous special effects."

Brandon: "..........Where do you buy your pot?"

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/s/superman_returns/set_flip_041105/h.jpg

"It's not a microphone, it's a really big marker. I use it to get a contact high. Sniffff. Hey, I've got an idea! Let's make your costume all drab and dark! Snifffffffff. Oh yeah, that's the GOOD stuff..."

http://tinypic.com/dy6olh.jpg :D :up: Awsome posts guys, I always enjoy good drug humor hehe...

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://www.rfdesigns.org/ibc/graphics/5.jpg

http://www.rfdesigns.org/ibc/graphics/6.jpg

http://www.willandgraceonline.com/images/wgfront.jpg



http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

"Get outta here! THIS is what Singer has you watching?"

LOL That's wrong on many levels... But still extreamly funny! :up::D

[Brian Braddock]

I see your name but I have one question:

Liverpool or Everton?

Red all the way matey!!!!

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/brandopinup.jpg

Routh: Oh man if this movie's a big hit I hope I don't get all big headed because of it...

[Spare-Flair]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg

[wiegeabo]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg

Man: "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...super...? Wow, it is super..."

[Zev]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg

"Man, who could've guessed Kryptonians had THREE!"

[sf2]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/brandopinup.jpg

Routh: Oh man if this movie's a big hit I hope I don't get all big headed because of it...
:up: :D

[Spare-Flair]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg

Man: "Reeve was bigger"

[M.O.Steel]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[Zev]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg

"His battle for truth, justice, and the American Way isn't the only thing that's never-ending!"

[Superman_20]

since singer is directing, and routh has been in a couple of tv shows and on will and grace playing a gay guy, does anyone know if routh is gay? not that there is anything wrong with that

[dark_b]

since singer is directing, and routh has been in a couple of tv shows and on will and grace playing a gay guy, does anyone know if routh is gay? not that there is anything wrong with that
almost every man that plays in will and grace plays a gay.
the question is........ why does it matter if he is gay?

[Superman_20]

almost every man that plays in will and grace plays a gay.
the question is........ why does it matter if he is gay?

yea but he was in another tv show, csi i think, or something like that playing some kid's boyfriend, and singer picked him, so i got the idea, it doesn't really matter, i was just curious

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/anhesbrotj/SupermanReturns.jpg "There will be a day of reckoning Singer! A day of reckoning!"

[Bad Superman]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg

GUY IN GREEN: Wow. . .he took the "we hate your trunks" comment way too seriously. . . .

[clark_kent89]

almost every man that plays in will and grace plays a gay.
the question is........ why does it matter if he is gay?
apart from will lol!

[antmanx68]

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/9982/singerboy4ls.jpg

[Bad Superman]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg


GUY IN GREEN: Well, I guess that'll end the drought.

[Showtime]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg
Woman: Oh Lord, looks like Superman is drunk again.
Man: They really need to start putting toilets up there.
Kid: It's Superpee!

[Saph]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg
Wow, and you thought his SHIELD was small!

[Spare-Flair]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg
Woman: Oh Lord, looks like Superman is drunk again.
Man: They really need to start putting toilets up there.
Kid: It's Superpee!

Other Kid: IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg
Wow, and you thought his SHIELD was small!

HAHAHAHAHAH :p :up:

Poor Superman has a small weewee!

[Spare-Flair]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7360/ess9sw.jpg

[Spare-Flair]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9458/spitcurl8sf.jpg

[muscaremy]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg


Clark: Hey whats goin on here.
Richard: I'm leavin this crap... the X-Men are reforming... i mean wait a sec.
Lois: Same here the colors are off, i'm goin surfin.
Kid: Cyclops has a giant ... BEEP..
Clark: Why doesnt anyone like me!!!!!!!!!!!

[sf2]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9458/spitcurl8sf.jpg
LOL. this series is so f88king harilous.

[muscaremy]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg



Reeve "Get out of my house"
Routh "Why?"
Reeve "I dont like cheap immitators"
Routh "Who sez I'm an immitator"
Reeve "Look at your size and the suit"
Routh " Jeez even you think so"
Reeve "Be gone WANNNAA BEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
.......(Routh starts out)............
Reeve "By the way... WELLINGS BETTER" (routh sobs) "He's the rightful heir to my throne"
... Routh "Everyone hates me so i must suck"

[Zigno]

http://www.cinecon.com/bigstory/tophergraceint_435.jpg

TG: this is a bad casting choice...
KB: shut up and smile!

[Saph]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg

Richard: Oh man, it's Clark!

Lois: Quick! Pretend you're looking at something else!

- Clark comes in -

Clark: Hi Lois, I.. oh, you're staring at that wall again. Oh well, i'll leave you to it!

[Superman_20]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_04.jpg

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_returns_01.jpg



guys, did you notice something?
clark looks exactly like superman, just with glasses

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
Reeve "Get out of my house"
Routh "Why?"
Reeve "I dont like cheap immitators"
Routh "Who sez I'm an immitator"
Reeve "Look at your size and the suit"
Routh " Jeez even you think so"
Reeve "Be gone WANNNAA BEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
.......(Routh starts out)............
Reeve "By the way... WELLINGS BETTER" (routh sobs) "He's the rightful heir to my throne"
... Routh "Everyone hates me so i must suck"

:up::D

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
Reeve: ha ha very funny guys now where is the real suit!?

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
Reeve: ha ha very funny guys now where is the real suit!?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, where did you get this thing?! :up:

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

lol I am a man of many secrets... mwahahhaha.... :)

[Dr. Fate]

lol I am a man of many secrets... mwahahhaha.... :)

No come on man, you've gotta tell me where you found it - or if you made it - I've gotta show that to the folks at Chefelf's Nightlife Forums (home of the 78 Reasons to Hate Episode I, 64 + fan reasons to hate Episode II, and 91 Reasons to Hate Episode III - http://www.chefelf.com/forums/index.php?act=idx) among many others. They don't accept simple cut and paste for posting images, you've got to put the URL in between in order for them to show up.

[wiegeabo]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg

Reeve: "Fear not citizens. Captain Marvel is here!"

Director: "CUT!!! Dammit, Chris. You didn't get that part. Now just say the lines as we gave them to you, and put the damn blue suit on."

[Spare-Flair]

No come on man, you've gotta tell me where you found it - or if you made it - I've gotta show that to the folks at Chefelf's Nightlife Forums (home of the 78 Reasons to Hate Episode I, 64 + fan reasons to hate Episode II, and 91 Reasons to Hate Episode III - http://www.chefelf.com/forums/index.php?act=idx) among many others. They don't accept simple cut and paste for posting images, you've got to put the URL in between in order for them to show up.

What are you talking about? Don't you know how to use the internet? Have you heard of right clicking?:P
http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
Just kidding man, but seriously. The URL is always there, you can't copy and paste images in this forum either.

[Enigma2k]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
Reeve: ha ha very funny guys now where is the real suit!?


DEAN CAIN would have maid a better Captain Marvel than Supes.
:supes:

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

No come on man, you've gotta tell me where you found it - or if you made it - I've gotta show that to the folks at Chefelf's Nightlife Forums (home of the 78 Reasons to Hate Episode I, 64 + fan reasons to hate Episode II, and 91 Reasons to Hate Episode III - http://www.chefelf.com/forums/index.php?act=idx) among many others. They don't accept simple cut and paste for posting images, you've got to put the URL in between in order for them to show up.

Im only messing with you dude... I got it from this site.

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg :):up:

What are you talking about? Don't you know how to use the internet? Have you heard of right clicking?:P
http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
Just kidding man, but seriously. The URL is always there, you can't copy and paste images in this forum either.

LOL Yea what he said! ^^ :joker:

[Neutral_X]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Reeve: Oh, Routhy, bend over for me, will ya?
Routh: ...
Reeve: It's so pointy!
Routh: *Shivers* Ewwwww...

------------------------------------------------------------------------

This post may have been a bit wrong.

Ok, it was! :(

[Kryptonite X]

I know this isn't Superman Returns, but I just had to post it! If you want to get banned, try putting words in Jimmy's mouth...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/a_legrange/1ab1.jpg

[Zev]

http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/3319/why3rc.gif

Oh yeah. I went there.

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

I know this isn't Superman Returns, but I just had to post it! If you want to get banned, try putting words in Jimmy's mouth...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/a_legrange/1ab1.jpg

http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/3319/why3rc.gif

Oh yeah. I went there.

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! http://tinypic.com/e5qtci.gif

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
"Next one who calls me Ketchup & Mustard Man is gonna wish he'd had a better dentist!"

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
"Next one who calls me Ketchup & Mustard Man is gonna wish he'd had a better dentist!"

:up::) heh

[M.O.Steel]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg

That's fake. TW is bigger, and should have been cast.

[wiegeabo]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7528/nopants6xy.jpg

"Wow, I thought Kryptonians weren't affected by cold."

[Superchan]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg



Thats a funny pic, I can almost imagine brandon saying "what the f---"

[Kryptonite X]

http://img330.imageshack.us/img330/3319/why3rc.gif

Oh yeah. I went there.

LOL :up:

This could be so bad...

Anyways, the original:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/a_legrange/1ab.jpg

[kalelinri]

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/2440/dfdf6xi.jpg

why is peter parker in metropolis?

from blog 25

[thechubbysaint]

http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cpu44a3pv.jpgThis is what I think of the Classic Costume!

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8906/cpu44a3pv.jpg
(http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cpu44a3pv.jpg)

[wiegeabo]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8906/cpu44a3pv.jpg
(http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cpu44a3pv.jpg)

Supes: "Hmmm...my back hasn't felt this good in years."

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
"Bryan Singer, I'm here to put an end to your evil schemes!"

[antmanx68]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8906/cpu44a3pv.jpg

"BWAHAHAHA, once you are dead, I will cast my dear Singerboy in your place."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4012/flying5ei0iv.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "Here I come to save the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I, Mighty Mouse am on my WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

BRYAN SINGER: "Brandon you're Superman, not Mighty Mouse, you idiot!"

BRANDON: "Jeez man, you and you're quote unquote vision..."

[Zev]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4012/flying5ei0iv.jpg

"Open wide, I'm putting it in raw!"

[muscaremy]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4012/flying5ei0iv.jpg


Here's Suuuuuuuperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or as he's known to everyone
Here's Suuuuuuuperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr SCHMUCK!!!!!!!!

[thechubbysaint]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8906/cpu44a3pv.jpg

I thought this would get the DOSV mafia's panties all twisted... I guess I'll have to work harder.

[sf2]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
"Bryan Singer, I'm here to put an end to your evil schemes!"


"BWAHAHAHA, once you are dead, I will cast my dear Singerboy in your place."

:eek: :eek: singer is the one manages to bring back superman to the big screen after 13 years and he is evil now??? how come???

[thechubbysaint]

You have looked at more than just this page of the thread, right?

[antmanx68]

:eek: :eek: singer is the one manages to bring back superman to the big screen after 13 years and he is evil now??? how come???

This entire thread is not to be taken seriously, so first of all, im mostly kidding.

but since you asked.

I wouldnt say Singer "managed" to bring back Superman... Its not like he was out picketing to make another one while no one else was thinking about it. WB just liked his pitch and his resume.... we'll see in time wether or not that was wise of them. In the meantime there are people who hate the direction this movie seems to be taking, which translates (jokingly) into pictures of Singer trying to "kill Superman".

[wiegeabo]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg

Reeve: "Uhm, Bryan. I know you wanted to try some changes with the suit...but...c'mon."

[muscaremy]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg



man flash is gonna be pissed i stole his colors........... eh who cares ill just flick him..... that will get him to leave me alone.

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg

Reeve: "Uhm, Bryan. I know you wanted to try some changes with the suit...but...c'mon."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :up:

I like that one about Superman stealing Flash's colors too, muscaremy.

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
CHRIS REEVE: "So this is to make the blue screen shots easier to shoot?"

[wiegeabo]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
CHRIS REEVE: "So this is to make the blue screen shots easier to shoot?"

:up:

[Mister Sinister]

http://www.cinecon.com/bigstory/tophergraceint_435.jpg
Topher: Mmmmmmmmmm...brains :venom:

[Dr. Fate]

:up:
Thanks, wiegabo. I don't get much praise, except for the user who liked my "ketchup and mustard man" joke.

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-06-05-superman/DunderPate.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "Have no fear citizens, Aquaman is here!"
BRYAN SINGER: "Damn it all, Brandon!"
BR: "Well you said you wanted to tinker with the suit a bit..."

[wiegeabo]

That's a hell of a manip.

[wiegeabo]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg

Reeve: "Here I am to save the DAAAAAY!...Yes? You have a question?"


http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/6715/85853supermanl9aa.jpg
Routh: "Um, yes. Where do you buy your pot?"


http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg

Reeve: "From him."


http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-06-05-superman/DunderPate.jpg

Aqua-Routh: "What?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg

Reeve: "Here I am to save the DAAAAAY!...Yes? You have a question?"


http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/6715/85853supermanl9aa.jpg
Routh: "Um, yes. Where do you buy your pot?"


http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg

Reeve: "From him."


http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-06-05-superman/DunderPate.jpg

Aqua-Routh: "What?"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-06-05-superman/DunderPate.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "I don't need a cape and an S insignia to fight crime, for I am-"
BRYAN SINGER: "Damn you, Routh!"

[antmanx68]

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-06-05-superman/DunderPate.jpg

"This is the design that Singer originally wanted for the suit, after a month long argument with Routh they finally changed it to what it is now (the in between of Supes and Speedoman)."

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
CAPT. MARVEL: "Who will join me in my battle against the forces of evil?!"

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-06-05-superman/DunderPate.jpg
AQUAMAN: "Perhaps I can be of some assistance."

[screech_turbo]

.....

[Showtime]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/CK_000.jpg
Clark: Geez Lois, let me write this down. Now that's orange juice...
Lois: Freshly squeezed.
Clark: Right freshly squeezed...
Lois: A hot dog and a burger...with everything on it.
Clark: Gee whiz Lois...it's only 9 in the morning?
Lois: You're such a darling.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4509/xmencast39mu.jpg



We are leaving it up tp you to get singer for deserting us.

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/7470/darkredlowres7dk.jpg

I wouldn't try that if i was you.

[thechubbysaint]

Jimmy: "At least I'm less screwed than real Superman fans."

Real Looking Superman: "It is going to take years to beat the Captain Metrosexual image from this movie."

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

h

Jimmy: "At least I'm less screwed than real Superman fans."


Unfunny...

We have no place for that kind of revolting remark.

[thechubbysaint]

I'm sorry if you were offended, but isn't that the clear implication of the picture???

(Doesn't Superdickery make the same type of comment/innuendo?)

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I'm sorry, but isn't that the clear implication of the picture???


yeah thats right...Dc made superman into that disscusting way..

don't be an idiot. :down

[thechubbysaint]

It is called unintentional byproduct. At least I didn't directly insult you.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

It is called unintentional byproduct. At least I didn't directly insult you.


Niether did i, i said don't be an idiot. :up:

[thechubbysaint]

Well, i'll walk on more eggshells next time for everyone's fragile sense of morality.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Well, i'll walk on more eggshells next time for everyone's fragile sense of morality.


You think it's ok to joke about that kind of thing?

:eek:

Your sick :mad:

[thechubbysaint]

Don't be hypersensitive and jump to conclusions. I basically said I'll be more careful next time because you are sensitive to this matter.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Don't be hypersensitive and jump to conclusions. I basically said I'll be more careful next time because you are sensitive to this matter.


so should everybody. :up:

No problem... just don't do it again.

[Showtime]

Don't be hypersensitive and jump to conclusions. I basically said I'll be more careful next time because you are sensitive to this matter.

It should be a sensitive matter to anyone? Unless you're a pod...

[EXCELSIOR]

Jimmy: "At least I'm less screwed than real Superman fans."

Real Looking Superman: "It is going to take years to beat the Captain Metrosexual image from this movie."

We know what your intent was, and it's in very poor taste!
Be warned!

[marvelisawesome]

Heres my contribution...

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2687/night11uc.jpg Routh: IM superman now!! Reeve: IM cooler:cool:

[thechubbysaint]

We know what your intent was, and it's in very poor taste!
Be warned!

ok.

[Zor-El]

Routh: IM superman now!! Reeve: IM cooler:cool:
That'd be better for a pic w/reeve in it :p

[Dr. Fate]

That'd be better for a pic w/reeve in it :p
You mean like this...
http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
ROUTH: "I'm Superman now!"
REEVE: "I'm cooler."

[Zor-El]

You mean like this...
http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg
ROUTH: "I'm Superman now!"
REEVE: "I'm cooler."
right.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.rockcitynews.com/photos4/antibushwar/images/super-squirrel.jpg
"Haha, let's see all those 'he's just Superman in glasses' bashers criticize this ingenius disguise!"

[antmanx68]

Offensive--Dew

[Brian Braddock]

http://www.rockcitynews.com/photos4/antibushwar/images/super-squirrel.jpg

Sam Raimi again came under fire as fans accused his new film "Squirrel-man 2" of copying certain aspects of "Superman - the movie".
"Lighten up - It's a homage" was all Raimi could be heard to say.

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/justiceleague/captain-marvel_large.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Mr. Singer, we'd like to have a word with you..."
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Holy cow, that's the girl they hired to play Lois Lane?! She's such an ugly little [BLEEP]!"

[Sverdlovski]

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/justiceleague/captain-marvel_large.jpg
"

Great manip.

But... Superman is wearing DIAPERS!!!:eek: :down

[Super Kal]

better than speedos

[Sverdlovski]

better than speedos

You MUST be joking...

How many adult men wear diapers? :o

[muscaremy]

dr fate. thats some sweet ****.... whose that playin supes and wherd u get the pic for the manip

[Nightwing1977]

You MUST be joking...

How many adult men wear diapers? :o

Usually old geezers wear "Depend" diapers. I know, 'cause I use to work at a supermarket. :p :yellow:

[Dr. Fate]

dr fate. thats some sweet ****.... whose that playin supes and wherd u get the pic for the manip
I saw the manipulated pic in the DC Comics Move Forum on the debate thread of a Superman/Batman film pairing, http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=202147. I have no idea who that is playing Superman in the picture; I even posted asking who it was. It's probably from a Superman fan site of some sort.

[Zev]

*Image removed by EX!*

[muscaremy]

nice caps ^^^^^ and coo dr. fate im gonna go there sometime now

[thechubbysaint]

Zev, I got warned for similar captions. You may want to edit.

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

*Image removed by EX!*

HAHAHA! :up: :D

[Super Kal]

You MUST be joking...

How many adult men wear diapers? :o
I dont know about you, but these certainly aren't "diapers"
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/Metropolis/city/superpose023.jpg

[thechubbysaint]

Whatever they are, they look like they hurt 'the boys.' No wonder he can't get with Lois.

[FEAR THE KNIGHT]

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/justiceleague/captain-marvel_large.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Mr. Singer, we'd like to have a word with you..."
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Holy cow, that's the girl they hired to play Lois Lane?! She's such an ugly little [BLEEP]!"

THATS AWSOME! lol :up:
I agree the Supershorts are better then the speedos Routh is wearing lol... Anyway thats the actor from Seinfield I always forget his name but he would be awsome for a live action Captain Marvel movie... lol

[FDisk]

*Image removed by EX!*

bwahahahahaahah! Good one man :up:

[Sverdlovski]

I dont know about you, but these certainly aren't "diapers"
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/Metropolis/city/superpose023.jpg

No, those are grannie panties. They are too high.

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/justiceleague/captain-marvel_large.jpg

These are diapers, although it's a great manip.

[thechubbysaint]

Diapers would be indicated by a bulk of padding. Don't see it.


The term Granny panties can't be applied to men's underwear, those are just tighty whitey equivalents.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

ZEV your a sick F***

Kneel before mod :mad: :mad: !!!!!

[FanWithoutFear]

My sentiments, exactly.
>;-D

[muscaremy]

patrick warburton is captain marvel im lookin for name of guy for supes... anyone

[Slugster]

It looks like Clint Walker from the 60s cowboy flicks

[EXCELSIOR]

I already issued a WARNING about that Action Comics cover.... The captions are completely inappropriate!
If I see it posted again the person posting or quoting it will be BANNED!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/Metropolis/city/superpose023.jpg
ONLOOKER: "Hey supe, what's with the knee pad?"
SUPERMAN: "That's not a knee pad, that's a shadow."

Thanks go out to those of you who liked my caption with the manipulated Superman (I didn't create the manip and will not accept any credit for it) and Captain Marvel.

[Mentok]

No, those are grannie panties. They are too high.

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/justiceleague/captain-marvel_large.jpg

These are diapers, although it's a great manip.

Looks great, although a body painted Superman would never work :p

Thats Clint Walkers face anyway, I dont know who the buff body belongs to. Warburton rocks :up:

[Zev]

ZEV your a sick F***

Kneel before mod :mad: :mad: !!!!!

First they came for the "sick F***s" and I said nothing because I was not a sick F***...

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/justiceleague/captain-marvel_large.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Mr. Cage, it has come to my attention that you've named your son Kal-El. That is copyright infringement. My associate, Captain Marvel, will fill you in on the legal proceedings."
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Wow, you always look taller in the movies Mr. Cage."

If Clint Walker had been Superman, he would have been the tallest Superman of all - standing 6'6", two inches more than the late Christopher Reeve and about 4 inches more than up and comer Brandon Routh.

[antmanx68]

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg

Brandon: Can you stop messing with my tie, it looks fine!

Singer: Listen, I just want you to look perfect for when you meet mother... first impressions are the most important.

[Super Kal]

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/2180/535bryandoesclarkstie8ib.jpg

ROUTH: ... What are you doing?
SINGER: you got a booger on your collar, let me try to wipe that- oh, wait... that's a button... never mind.
I could of sworn it was a booger...

[Retroman]

lol :up: