Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Bad Superman]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg

SUPERMAN (THINKING TO HIMSELF): Geez. . .I wonder what this thing could be. Let me dig a bit more.




http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/92/Statue_of_liberty_in_planet_of_the_apes.jpg/300px-Statue_of_liberty_in_planet_of_the_apes.jpg

SUPERMAN: YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. D**N YOU. GOD D**N YOU ALL TO HELL.

[Mentok]

BWAHAHAHAHHA :D

[FDisk]

http://www.geocities.com/tomhards/routhmanip.jpg

"Whoa...Dude! That's a nice wave bro! Where's my surf board Lois?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg

SUPERMAN (THINKING TO HIMSELF): Geez. . .I wonder what this thing could be. Let me dig a bit more.




http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/92/Statue_of_liberty_in_planet_of_the_apes.jpg/300px-Statue_of_liberty_in_planet_of_the_apes.jpg

SUPERMAN: YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. D**N YOU. GOD D**N YOU ALL TO HELL.
Hahaha, that's great. Charlton Heston would have made a good Jor-El.

[Bad Superman]

Hahaha, that's great. Charlton Heston would have made a good Jor-El.

Thanx :D

Jor-El Heston? Absolutely :up:

[Polux]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg

SUPERMAN (THINKING TO HIMSELF): Geez. . .I wonder what this thing could be. Let me dig a bit more.




http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/92/Statue_of_liberty_in_planet_of_the_apes.jpg/300px-Statue_of_liberty_in_planet_of_the_apes.jpg

SUPERMAN: YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. D**N YOU. GOD D**N YOU ALL TO HELL.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!!!!

Priceless :up: :up:


Polux

[patrickbateman]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg

" INCASE U DIDN'T NOTICE THIS IS a Joel Schumacher HOMAGE"





















































in other words









BUTT SHOT

[wiegeabo]

http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg

" INCASE U DIDN'T NOTICE THIS IS a Joel Schumacher HOMAGE"





















































in other words









BUTT SHOT


Good, because that would be one freaky looking giant rubber nipple!

[Dr. Fate]

Thanx :D

Jor-El Heston? Absolutely :up:
Thanks for agreeing.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/making.jpg
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

[Bad Superman]

http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/3039/super8004copy7tg.jpg

NEWS REPORTER (VOICE OVER): And in some Breaking News: Superman was arrested today while Flying Under the Influence of alcohol and killing an innocent bystander in a terrible ship crash.

The victim, a 6 year old boy identified as Jason White AKA The Munchkin, was playing with his puppy on Ben Hubbard's corn field located at Smallville. Inspector Sawyer, Cadmus Project Security Chief Representative couldn't be reached for comments. More details later on as this breaking news story develops.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.theamericanmind.com/images/terihatcher-superman.jpg
TERI HATCHER: "I got locked out of my house soaking wet and completely naked, so he let me borrow his cape so that I wouldn't get arrested for indecent exposure. He's a really nice guy."

[bosef982]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg

If only I had a girlfriend....

[nosebleed.]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg

If only I had a girlfriend....

HAHA! Wow...how unwholesome...:up:

[Super Kal]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg
oooh, look at the pretty...

...

...

... I will do your bidding...

[UltimateBatman]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg
"Some crystal meth anyone?"

[patrickbateman]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg

dude i found the space continuum transfuctioner

[patrickbateman]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg
"there is no spoon"

[nosebleed.]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg
"there is no spoon"

"there's only this crystal phallus I found...HEY MOM, I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR STUFF OUTTA MY ROOOOM!"

[Spare-Flair]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg

You know how Quartz watches keep time? They vibrate!

[Mentok]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg

dude i found the space continuum transfuctioner

Oh man, That made me wet myself :up:

[Mentok]

PROOF OTHER DC HEROES ARE IN SUPERMAN RETURNS!!!!!

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_12.jpg

Bryan Singer and Stephen Bender shown with Wonder Womans invisible jet.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/mehzeb/lois_map.jpg
LOIS: "Echo 3 to Echo 7, Han old buddy,do you read me?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8906/shrank1kf.jpg
PERRY WHITE: "So, was being dead fun?"
SUPERMAN: "Look I don't want to talk about it anymore."
PERRY: "But-"
SUPERMAN: "No."
PERRY: "I-"
SUPERMAN: "No."
PERRY: "Was just wondering-"
SUPERMAN: "Shut up."

[Gold Samurai]

Hahaha, that's great. Charlton Heston would have made a good Jor-El.




*imagines heston holding a kryptonian crystal above his head"

jor-el-from my cold dead hand :D



http://www.bluetights.net/images/official/super_800_4.jpg


oldman peabody-you crazy space bastard you blew up my pine!!!!!!


BTTF reference


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/Hoosier05/super_1024_9.jpg

superman-dude! i can totally see down your shirt!! wicked cool!!!

lois-ugh! and you call yourself a man?


http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_8.jpg

Skeletor plans his next scheme

skeletor-bwahahaha foolish humans! they'll never know its me in disguise!

[batman44]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg

Superman: Umm, Lois.
Lois Lane: Yes
Superman: Your breath stinks!
Lois Lane: :eek:
Superman: I mean, geez, did you brush your teeth atleast once while I was gone?

[Emerald Knight]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg


Clark: Must...kill...Lincoln!

[Emerald Knight]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_8.jpg

Perry *thinking*: Like Kent is fooling anybody, disappearing into that closet while he thinks nobody's looking. In my day, we had to use the public bathroom for such private acts.

[wiegeabo]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_8.jpg

Perry: "Hmmmm....I wonder if anyone can smell that...?"

[wiegeabo]

[QUOTE=wiegeabo]http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_8.jpg

Perry (thinking): "Mental Note:

Take out trash,
Pick up laundry,
Pay bills,
Kill all who wronged me in my life,
Pick up milk,
..."

[Van Petrol]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg

Heres hoping this will be able to generate the 1.21 jigawatts that I'll need to get home and back.

[wiegeabo]

It's Gigawatts!

Damn you Christopher Lloyd and your bad pronounciation!!!!!





Otherwise :up:

[wiegeabo]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg

"Whoa! Now I'll show them who's who in that dick measuring contest!"

[ShadowBoxing]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0511/10/superman5.jpg
I would hold you against my rippling chest...but I don't have one
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0511/10/superman2.jpg
Run Forrest, Run!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_8.jpg

FRANK LANGELLA: "I wonder who I resemble more in my profile shot - old Marlon Brando, Harry Morgan or Bob Hoskins?"

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
LOIS: "Hey you've been lifting, what's your max?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So is that really a wig?"

[Super Kal]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0511/10/superman2.jpg

Im late...
I'm late...

for a very important date...

[UltimateBatman]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0511/10/superman2.jpg

"I'm back.....!"
*hits into back of truck*
"Ow..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
LOIS LANE [singing]: "Tonight, Tonight, There's only You Tonight, What you are, what you do, what you say."
SUPERMAN [singing]: "Today, all day I had the feeling a miracle would happen, I know now I was right."
SUPERMAN & LOIS [duet]: "For here, you are, and what was once a world is a star. Tonight! Tonight... tonight, the world is full of light... and suns and moons all over the place. Tonight, tonight, the world is wild and bright, going mad, shooting sparks into space! Today, the world was just an address, a place for me to live in! No better than alright! But here you are, and what was once a world is a star! Tonigh-"
http://www.nrk.no/img/495659.jpeg
BATMAN: "You two SUCK!!!"
http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-sman.jpg
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "I agree. Get a room at least."

[Superman_20]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg

Wow cool! Mommy has a toy rocket in her drawer

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
SUPERMAN & LOIS [Duet]: "There's a place for us, somewhere a place for us..."

[Bad Superman]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg

CLARK: I think I made this peeping hole a little too big. . . .





http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0511/10/superman2.jpg

CLARK: Cheerios are definitely the breakfast of champions. . . . WOOOOO. . .





http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_8.jpg

FRANK'S JAMES BOND POSE





http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_12.jpg

SINGER TAKES STRICT SECURITY MEASURES ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S SUPERMAN RETURNS SET VISIT

[Bad Superman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/Hoosier05/super_1024_9.jpg

LOIS: Did you bring "protection"?

SUPERMAN: What do you think I'm wearing? (WINK)

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/Hoosier05/super_1024_9.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
LOIS LANE: "I happen to like nice men."
SUPERMAN: "I'm a nice man."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/Hoosier05/super_1024_9.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Can you get me Kevin Spacey's autograph?"

[Nightwing1977]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_12.jpg

SINGER TAKES STRICT SECURITY MEASURES ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S SUPERMAN RETURNS SET VISIT

LMAO!! OMG, this caption has never made me laugh so hard that it made me get tears in my eyes. Good thing I didn't pee in my pants thought. :D :D

[Dr. Fate]

LMAO!! OMG, this caption has never made me laugh so hard that it made me get tears in my eyes. Good thing I didn't pee in my pants thought. :D :D
I agree; it's priceless. :up:

[Mentok]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0511/10/superman2.jpg

*Bender thinking* My young Clark running scene looks so much better than the old "a** stuck on a pole" running scene from the first film.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0511/10/superman2.jpg
YOUNG CLARK: "I've got to get away from those freaks who keep calling me Harry Potter!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_2.jpg
KATE BOSWORTH: "Oh look, there's my friend Tad Hamilton!" [starts waving] "Hello, Tad!"
TAD HAMILTON [off camera]: "Hi Katie!"
BRANDON ROUTH [thinks to self]: "I'm gonna kick his ass..."

[gdw]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg

Lois: Is that a Kryptonian crystal in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[Immortalfire]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
Lois: *sings* ....yes i'm saving all my love, for youuuuu...
Superman: *sings* THAT'S THE WAY UH HUH UH HUH I LIKE IT...
Lois: Dude, you are so not into it.

[Gold Samurai]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/43/28pp.jpg


lois- hey if a signal can call for batman i figured why not try it for you

or





lois- i never said thank you

superman-and you'll never have to :D

[Dr. Fate]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/43/28pp.jpg
LOIS LANE: "Two-Face's coin... it's his Achilles heel. It can be exploited."
SUPERMAN: "I know. You called me all the way out here for this? The \S/ signal is NOT a beeper."

[wiegeabo]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_8.jpg

"Kent thinks he's got us all fooled. The fake glasses. The hair style. The bumbling attitude. But I know his true identity. Through my investigative powers, only I know that Clark Kent is truly...









Batman!"

[Showtime]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/43/28pp.jpg
LOIS LANE: "Two-Face's coin... it's his Achilles heel. It can be exploited."
SUPERMAN: "I know. You called me all the way out here for this? The \S/ signal is NOT a beeper."

Love that one!

[Gamma Ray]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg

I finally found my snowman's penis!

[spencer6891]

Good one wiegeabo.

[Emerald Knight]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg

Lois: *sniff* Phew! Boy, six years in space, one would think of SHOWERING.

Superman: well, I uh...LOOK A MONKEY!

[Bad Superman]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/43/28pp.jpg

LOIS: Step, step, step, step and stop. Now strike a pose. . . . and turn. Very nice! Armani's gonna love you.


---------------------------------------

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_2.jpg

CLARK: So, Lois, I see you still wear pink. . . .

LOIS: What did you just say?

CLARK: Um. . . TAXI!!!!

[Immortalfire]

CLARK: So, Lois, I see you still wear pink. . . .

LOIS: What did you just say?

CLARK: Um. . . TAXI!!!! LOL!

[wiegeabo]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_2.jpg

Clark: "I...I...don't know what you mean, Lois."

Lois: "It's ok Clark. I'm fine with it, and I won't tell anyone your secret."

Clark: "But, but I don't have a secret..."

Lois: "It's ok. I know you're gay."

Clark: *whew*..."Wait! I'm what! No, no. I'm Superman, I'm not gay."

Lois: "You don't have to pretend with me Clark. It doesn't bother me. Taxi!"

Clark: "But..."

[Gold Samurai]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/43/28pp.jpg

Superman- so thats why I left for so.......lois? what are you looking at?

Kate- shh! there are these two guys arguing on the next rooftop i want to hear what their saying


http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7064/untitled0ww1.jpg


Goblin- ....and your a pathetic little spider too!!!

spiderman-geezs gobby could you at least lower your voice everyone is listening in!



http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1364/roof1hn.jpg

gordon- batman can you believe out of those 2 films we have the most realistic looking rooftop?

batman- yeah we rock! hey supes! *whistles* my signal is bigger!

[Emerald Knight]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/43/28pp.jpg

Superman- so thats why I left for so.......lois? what are you looking at?

Kate- shh! there are these two guys arguing on the next rooftop i want to hear what their saying


http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7064/untitled0ww1.jpg


Goblin- ....and your a pathetic little spider too!!!

spiderman-geezs gobby could you at least lower your voice everyone is listening in!



http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1364/roof1hn.jpg

gordon- batman can you believe out of those 2 films we have the most realistic looking rooftop?

batman- yeah we rock! hey supes! *whistles* my signal is bigger!


BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :up:

No love for a Daredevil roof scene? ;)

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/fanart/bingham2005/marc/sacrafice.jpg
MICHAEL KEATON: "Live long... and prosper..."
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "No..." [starts strangling Jack Nicholson] "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
JACK NICHOLSON [gagging]: "Gag... gawk... ack... c-c'mon C-Chris, cut... it... out... can't... breathe..."

All those other captions were great, especially the Batman having a better rooftop. You guys rock.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/43/28pp.jpg

Superman- so thats why I left for so.......lois? what are you looking at?

Kate- shh! there are these two guys arguing on the next rooftop i want to hear what their saying


http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7064/untitled0ww1.jpg


Goblin- ....and your a pathetic little spider too!!!

spiderman-geezs gobby could you at least lower your voice everyone is listening in!



http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1364/roof1hn.jpg

gordon- batman can you believe out of those 2 films we have the most realistic looking rooftop?

batman- yeah we rock! hey supes! *whistles* my signal is bigger!
That's brilliant, just so you know.

[WhatsHisFace]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/wildezc/newpostercopy.jpg

Giant Superman wonders where he left his limited edition "Ditch Digger" Clark Kent action figure.
AHAHAHA!!! This is too funny! :D

[Spare-Flair]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

Clark (teary-eyed): "Lois, why?"

Lois: "He wears his underwear on the inside".

[skruloos]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_7.jpg

I finally found my snowman's penis!
That's a good one.

And nice sig. What do you think of this season so far?

[Immortalfire]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/43/28pp.jpg

Superman- so thats why I left for so.......lois? what are you looking at?

Kate- shh! there are these two guys arguing on the next rooftop i want to hear what their saying


http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7064/untitled0ww1.jpg


Goblin- ....and your a pathetic little spider too!!!

spiderman-geezs gobby could you at least lower your voice everyone is listening in!



http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1364/roof1hn.jpg

gordon- batman can you believe out of those 2 films we have the most realistic looking rooftop?

batman- yeah we rock! hey supes! *whistles* my signal is bigger! Dude, you're best :up:

[Superman_20]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_2.jpg
KATE BOSWORTH: "Oh look, there's my friend Tad Hamilton!" [starts waving] "Hello, Tad!"
TAD HAMILTON [off camera]: "Hi Katie!"
BRANDON ROUTH [thinks to self]: "I'm gonna kick his ass..."

ehh, she is nothing special, not worth wasting time or energy kicking ass for, there are hotter girls than that pretty much anywhere

[Jor_el_1977]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_2.jpg


heh she looks like Natalie Portman in that picture... :eek:

[Gold Samurai]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_2.jpg


BRANDON ROUTH-*thinking* god thats a big forehead i wonder what orlando bloom saw in her probably couldn't see her with the glare coming off her forehead! Shoot! i forgot my line oh what am i suppose to say again?


KATE BOSWORTH- ........get a taxi in this town and clark remember that you promised Perry that you'd deliver him a frontpage story on Lex Luthor
BRANDON ROUTH- i won't forehead lois... i mean i won't forget!


Bryan Singer-hehe did you get that?

cameraman- i did

Bryan Singer- beautiful

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_2.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "Don't look at the wig... DON'T look at the wig... look at her panties... yes, look at her transparent pink panties..."
KATE BOSWORTH: "Are you staring at my wig again?"

[Bad Superman]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

BATMAN: Clark. Six years is a long time. . .

SUPERMAN: Hello Bruce. Thank you for coming on these difficult times.

BATMAN: Well, this is the best Lucius could do. Pretty close to the real thing. She even has vibration mode. I hope this helps you to move on.

SUPERMAN: It'll do. . . it'll do. . .

[Dr. Fate]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

BATMAN: Clark. Six years is a long time. . .

SUPERMAN: Hello Bruce. Thank you for coming on these difficult times.

BATMAN: Well, this is the best Lucius could do. Pretty close to the real thing. She even has vibration mode. I hope this helps you to move on.

SUPERMAN: It'll do. . . it'll do. . .
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:up:

[wiegeabo]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

BATMAN: Clark. Six years is a long time. . .

SUPERMAN: Hello Bruce. Thank you for coming on these difficult times.

BATMAN: Well, this is the best Lucius could do. Pretty close to the real thing. She even has vibration mode. I hope this helps you to move on.

SUPERMAN: It'll do. . . it'll do. . .

So wrong, and yet so right...:eek:

[David Ford, RPD]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

BATMAN: Clark. Six years is a long time. . .

SUPERMAN: Hello Bruce. Thank you for coming on these difficult times.

BATMAN: Well, this is the best Lucius could do. Pretty close to the real thing. She even has vibration mode. I hope this helps you to move on.

SUPERMAN: It'll do. . . it'll do. . .

Fox is one lucky SOB.

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_1280_2.jpg
KATE BOSWORTH: "Oh yeah, take it off, bad boy, take it ALL off!"

http://www.iespana.es/unquepassava/img/superman.jpg
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "Not now little girl, I've got work to do!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.iespana.es/unquepassava/img/superman.jpg
CHRIS REEVE: "Here he comes to save the D-A-Y! Mighty Mouse is on his W-A-Y!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
KATE BOSWORTH: "I know it's only Thanksgiving, but how about an early Christmas present?"
BRANDON ROUTH: "Oh yeah, give it to me, baby."

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

[QUOTE=Dr. Fate]http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
KATE BOSWORTH: " still don't see it?"
BRANDON ROUTH: " Whats that lois?"
KATE BOSWORTH:"The muscle suit your supposed to be wearing"
BRANDON ROUTH: "huh?"
KATE BOSWORTH: "Ive been on this site called superherohype..they say your wearing a muscle suit?"

BRANDON ROUTH: " Fanboys think they know everything"

KATE BOSWORTH: "Can i quote you on that?"

[Ronny Shade]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
Lois, I'm sorry. I came back to tell you ....I'm gay

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

better change that.

The last word is a banned word on this site.

[Ronny Shade]

banned!? It's a word! What do you want me to say "Not heterosexually inclined!?"

[Morgoth]

Heres my contribution...

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2687/night11uc.jpgClark:"Did you know you're missing the yellow S on your cape?"

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

banned!? It's a word! What do you want me to say "Not heterosexually inclined!?"


Just trust me.:up:

[Mr. Thing]

Just trust me.:up:

I don't think it's a banned word. I think it's just the intention it's used in.

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
KATE BOSWORTH: "So are you 6'4" or what? Practically anyone who's anyone has been asking around..."
BRANDON ROUTH: "Flat on my feet I'm 6'2 1/2". How about you?"
KATE: "5'7''. Seriously."

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "Nobody likes me as Superman, Kate. Nobody understands..."
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg
VAL KILMER: "I know just how you feel, kid."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.fantascienza.com/magazine/imgbank/CINEMA/batman-superman-fake.jpg
CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "If it hadn't been for your bat-nipples, poor Brandon Routh wouldn't be wearing super panties right now - for this outrage you must pay with your life!"

VAL KILMER: "No Chris! You've got the wrong guy! Joel Schumacher, he's the one you want, it's all his fault!"

http://images.toronto.com/feature/12522/joel-schumacher_400.jpg
JOEL SCHUMACHER: "Oh sure, blame me! Everyone always blames me! Real mature!"

[elorenishii386]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

Superman: "Oh thanx Batman for Protecting and looking out for Lois for me. It's been a long time."

Batman: "Yes I know..."

Superman: "Well...you can go now...Lois and I have some unfinished business if ya know what I mean."

Batman: "Well actually...ummmmm...I don't know how to put this...I've been doin your woman!!!!"

Superman: "Goddammit!!!"

[wiegeabo]

I didn't notice it with this picture before, but it sort of looks like there is a bat on the face of the spotlight.

Maybe Lois was really try to call Batman afterall...?

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

Supes: "Whew. Took me a while to get here, I know, but I saw your weird signal Lois and came as fast...hey! What's he doing here?!?"

Lois: "Um...oh...uh, this is awkward. The signal wasn't for you. See, you've been gone a long time...and any time I'm feeling a little...y'know, lonely, I come up here and turn this bat-signal on and..."

Supes: "No! No way! Say it isn't so Batman."

Bats: "We've been knocking boots."

Supes: ":eek:...well....um....can I join in?"

Lois & Batman: :eek:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Uh, Bats, what're you doing here?"
BATMAN: "Supes, I have something very important to tell you."
SUPERMAN: "Oh God, you're not gonna tell me you've been banging Lois, have you?"
LOIS: "Well I never-!"
BATMAN: "No, it's something else, something worse. Lois wears-"
SUPERMAN: "Transparent pink underwear with frilly blue lining. Yeah I know."
LOIS: "Damn it, you weren't supposed to tell anyone that!"
BATMAN: "Actually, I was going to say she wears a wig."
SUPERMAN: "That's a wig?"
LOIS: "You weren't supposed to say anything either!"
SUPERMAN: "I didn't know it was a wig. I thought female pattern baldness was just a myth."
BATMAN: "Oh no, female pattern baldness is real. It's the female orgasm that's a myth."
LOIS: "Shut up! Shut up, both of you, just shut up!"

[Mentok]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg


Fire? What fire?

*Tries to turn neck.*

:D

[sf2]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg


Fire? What fire?

*Tries to turn neck.*

:D

cant' turn his neck? lol too damn funy. :D :D

[Dr. Fate]

cant' turn his neck? lol too damn funy. :D :D
Not funny if you're Batman though - that rubber mask and neck thing actually hinders his mobility a lot. Think about it - unable to look over his shoulder due to the stiffness of the rubber neck, Batman has to turn his entire body to see whatever's behind him or on his left or right. That could get him killed.

http://www.supermantv.net/posters/actors/images/seinfeld.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I can't believe Friends ran longer than Seinfeld..."
JERRY SEINFELD: "And The Simpsons is still on after what, 20 some odd years? That's a shame."
SUPERMAN: "Truly, some great evil is at work here, Jerry... if only I knew what it was..."

http://www.actionplanet.com/origional-art/bagirl-superman.gif
SUPERMAN: "Sorry Bat-Girl, I'm spoken for."

[That-Guy]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Uh, Bats, what're you doing here?"
BATMAN: "Supes, I have something very important to tell you."
SUPERMAN: "Oh God, you're not gonna tell me you've been banging Lois, have you?"
LOIS: "Well I never-!"
BATMAN: "No, it's something else, something worse. Lois wears-"
SUPERMAN: "Transparent pink underwear with frilly blue lining. Yeah I know."
LOIS: "Damn it, you weren't supposed to tell anyone that!"
BATMAN: "Actually, I was going to say she wears a wig."
SUPERMAN: "That's a wig?"
LOIS: "You weren't supposed to say anything either!"
SUPERMAN: "I didn't know it was a wig. I thought female pattern baldness was just a myth."
BATMAN: "Oh no, female pattern baldness is real. It's the female orgasm that's a myth."
LOIS: "Shut up! Shut up, both of you, just shut up!"


LMAO!!!!! :D

[Dr. Fate]

LMAO!!!!! :D
Thanks. :)

[BareKnucklez]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Uh, Bats, what're you doing here?"
BATMAN: "Supes, I have something very important to tell you."
SUPERMAN: "Oh God, you're not gonna tell me you've been banging Lois, have you?"
LOIS: "Well I never-!"
BATMAN: "No, it's something else, something worse. Lois wears-"
SUPERMAN: "Transparent pink underwear with frilly blue lining. Yeah I know."
LOIS: "Damn it, you weren't supposed to tell anyone that!"
BATMAN: "Actually, I was going to say she wears a wig."
SUPERMAN: "That's a wig?"
LOIS: "You weren't supposed to say anything either!"
SUPERMAN: "I didn't know it was a wig. I thought female pattern baldness was just a myth."
BATMAN: "Oh no, female pattern baldness is real. It's the female orgasm that's a myth."
LOIS: "Shut up! Shut up, both of you, just shut up!"

LMAO now this is comedy! :up::)

[Dr. Fate]

LMAO now this is comedy! :up::)
Aw, you guys are too kind, really, but I appreciate your support. I just heard that Kate Bosworth was wearing a wig in this film and, well, I couldn't resist (you'd think it be easier to just dye her hair).
http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/superman/NewSuperman2.jpg
ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN: "Damn it - THIS is the costume I should be wearing, not that maroon outlined crap!"

[Pickle-El]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/917/563122555mb.jpg (found by Retroman)

Dean Devlin: Bryan let me introduce you to...

Bryan Singer: Oh yes, Orlando, he came by on the set of SR! Nice to see you again buddy. How's things with Kate?

James Franco: (Eyes well up)

[wiegeabo]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/superman/NewSuperman2.jpg

"AHHH!!! Turn off the black light! Turn off the black light!!!!"

[Mentok]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a237/supersebas/SUPERMANRETURN.jpg

Conan O'brien - "STOP THAT SUPERMAN!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/superman/NewSuperman2.jpg
ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN [forced to watch The Phantom Menace]: "I can feel my IQ getting lower by the minute!"

[Superman_20]

Conan O'brien - "STOP THAT SUPERMAN!"

:confused:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Krypton/Dad_baby1.jpg
MARLON BRANDO: "This is going to be Brandon Routh some day."

[sf2]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a237/supersebas/SUPERMANRETURN.jpg

Conan O'brien - "STOP THAT SUPERMAN!"
lol. only those have watched the clip can understand it.

btw, nice manip!!!

[spencer6891]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Krypton/Dad_baby1.jpg
MARLON BRANDO: "This is going to be Brandon Routh some day."

Brando looks like James Brown in this shot. :eek:

[Dr. Fate]

Brando looks like James Brown in this shot. :eek:
Does he? Well, now that you mention it...
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Krypton/Dad_baby1.jpg
"Hello, my name is James Brown, I'll be playing Jor-El today. In case you're wondering how I can be Superman's father when I'm black, well, I adopted him. He's really not my biological son."

[Bad Superman]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a237/supersebas/SUPERMANRETURN.jpg

Superman about to unleash one of his deadliest attacks. . . .


The cellophane \S/ throw

[Sverdlovski]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Krypton/Dad_baby1.jpg


I feel good!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a237/supersebas/SUPERMANRETURN.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "See, no nipples!"
VIEWER: "What's that weird line on your sleeve?"
BR: "What line?"

[matrix_ghost]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg


Lois : So will you guys ever team up and make a Batman Vs Superman movie ?

Batman : No . The WB executives didn't think it'll work. Besides , we can't do that. We need to fight for something we both want .

Lois : You could always fight for me y'know.......

Superman : You got some nerve. While i was away soulsearching , you got a baby with another guy !

Batman looking at lois with big eyes. : HOLY CRAP !!. You're a MILF !!. Hot diggety . Wait till i post you on the internet

Loois : ~sigh~ never mind

[Dr. Fate]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg


Lois : So will you guys ever team up and make a Batman Vs Superman movie ?

Batman : No . The WB executives didn't think it'll work. Besides , we can't do that. We need to fight for something we both want .

Lois : You could always fight for me y'know.......

Superman : You got some nerve. While i was away soulsearching , you got a baby with another guy !

Batman looking at lois with big eyes. : HOLY CRAP !!. You're a MILF !!. Hot diggety . Wait till i post you on the internet

Loois : ~sigh~ never mind
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.katebosworthweb.com/gallery/albums/films/supermanreturns/promo/promo-supermanreturns01.jpg
KATE BOSWORTH: "Do my glasses turn you on?"

[Gold Samurai]

http://www.katebosworthweb.com/gallery/albums/films/supermanreturns/promo/promo-supermanreturns01.jpge]

Kate Bosworth- i'm not playing lois lane..........i'm playing lisa loeb ;)



Kate Bosworth-beware my forehead of death for it has sunk a thousand ships arrr!!!

[Bad Superman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_01.jpg

SUPERMAN: $20 bucks a peek, $50 for the whole package.

LOIS (THINKING TO HERSELF): I hate this job.

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg (http://www.movieweb.com/movies/hi_res.php?i=galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg#)
BRANDON ROUTH: "Wow, you're a lot shorter in person."
JAMES MARSDEN: "Yeah, I know. They had to put me on boxes for all my scenes with Hugh Jackman in the X-Men films - and he was playing the short one!"
BRANDON ROUTH: "That's a *****, man."

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg (http://www.movieweb.com/movies/hi_res.php?i=galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg#)
LEX LUTHOR: "This means something... this is important... this is-"
KITTY: "A low tech prop."

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_03.jpg (http://www.movieweb.com/movies/hi_res.php?i=galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_03.jpg#)
BRANDON ROUTH: "I can only hope they'll spend more time looking at my boyishly handsome face instead of my goofball costume."

[The Dark Guybrush]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/b/5bfdfe3e6e27bf19f2931ec135962300.jpg

"Hi, I'm Brandon. I really liked you in that other Bryan Singer superhero franchise. And when I say I really liked you, I mean I reeaaaally liked you."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg (http://www.movieweb.com/movies/hi_res.php?i=galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg#)

*Lex and his gang after killing and discecting Superman*

Lex: Huh, I knew that Kryptonians would have different anatomy than regular human beings, but, you're telling me this is his...? :eek:

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/superman/NewSuperman2.jpg

Roath: Oh s**t. If the fans wanted my ass before...

[Bad Superman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

CLARK: Mr. White

RICHARD: Yes?

CLARK: Would you care to step outside?

JIMMY: Oh-oh


--------------------------------------------------------------

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg

LEX: Are you sure you don't know what this crystal was doing under your bed, Ms. Koslowski?

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

CLARK: Mr. White

JASON: Yes?

CLARK: Would you care to step outside?

JIMMY: Oh-oh

I like the Superman 2 reference :up: but I think the guy's first name is Richard, not Jason.

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg
JAMES MARSDEN: "Shouldn't you be slouching?"
BRANDON ROUTH: "I am slouching."
JM: "Oh my..."

[That-Guy]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg
Lex: Okay, now if the crystal comes up blue, that means Superman is pregnant.

[Gold Samurai]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg
lex- you know what really keen about this crystal kitty!
kitty- tell me lexxy baby
lex if you shine a lamp on it it will create wicked cool colors!
kitty- kewl!
lex-let go play on the jungle gym!

or

kevin spacey- *thinking* i'm gonna shove this up my agents butt for casting me in this movie. I'm stuck with superboy, kumar and 1940's looking brood!

bryan-kevin you ready?

spacey- couldn't be more excited! :D

or

kevin- hey i thought this was a superman movie whats a camcorder and me holding this crystal about........oh damn.

bryan-he's figured it out!!! lock the doors and put a tennis ball in his mouth!

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_01.jpg



Kate bosworth posing for pictures with the cardboard cutout of brandon routh ;)

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg
LEX LUTHOR: "Brand new see through Kryptonite, so Superman won't see it coming when I plunge it into his heart Dracula style!"

[FDisk]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg (http://www.movieweb.com/movies/hi_res.php?i=galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg#)
Clark: "Hey Dick! You and I need to have a talk"
Richard: "Just call me Rick, Clark"
Clark: "Oh, your name's Richard?"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg (http://www.movieweb.com/movies/hi_res.php?i=galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg#)
Lex Luthor: "Ms. Kowalski, make sure to give Martha_K8102 a positive review. Oh EBAY I love thee!"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_03.jpg (http://www.movieweb.com/movies/hi_res.php?i=galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_03.jpg#)
Superman: "She still likes pink"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

*Superman walks in on Batman and Lois in the middle of a heated session of sex*

SUPERMAN: Hi, Lois I'm ba--OH MY GOD!!

BATMAN: Uh...Hi, Clark. This...this isn't what it looks like...

SUPERMAN: So, I guess that means you're the fath--

BATMAN: Yeah. Why, did you think it was someone else?

SUPERMAN: Oh, some guy at the Planet. This sucks, I just got done ripping him in half like a phone book.

[misternorth79]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg (http://www.movieweb.com/movies/hi_res.php?i=galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg#)

Lex: Now how the hell am I gonna smoke this?

[wiegeabo]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

Supes: "Batman! What are you doing here?"

Bats: "I came to save you. This isn't Lois. It's really Lex Luther in disguise!"

Supes: "What?"

Lois: "Help me..."

Supes: "Are you crazy? A disguise?!? Lex is six inches taller then her!"

Bats: "Granted, it's a masterful deception, but a disguise nonetheless."

Supes: "Have you been smoking that Joker gas again?"

Bats: "Of course not!" *cough* *cough*

Supes: "Dude, I'm the one with x-ray vision. Trust me, if that's Luthor, then his surgeon is a god."

[Bad Superman]

I like the Superman 2 reference :up: but I think the guy's first name is Richard, not Jason.

Thanx! I fixed it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

Supes: "Batman! What are you doing here?"

Bats: "I came to save you. This isn't Lois. It's really Lex Luther in disguise!"

Supes: "What?"

Lois: "Help me..."

Supes: "Are you crazy? A disguise?!? Lex is six inches taller then her!"

Bats: "Granted, it's a masterful deception, but a disguise nonetheless."

Supes: "Have you been smoking that Joker gas again?"

Bats: "Of course not!" *cough* *cough*

Supes: "Dude, I'm the one with x-ray vision. Trust me, if that's Luthor, then his surgeon is a god."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's great!

Oh and you're welcome, Bad_Superman.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/b/5bfdfe3e6e27bf19f2931ec135962300.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "You know, without the visor or the red sunglasses, you look kinda like that guy who was the hero in the first Terminator film from 1984."

[FDisk]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

Clark: Weren't you in The Notebook? Dude, seriously; you gotta start finding your own chicks man...

[That-Guy]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

Richard: 40 North...73 West... I'm telling you man, once we figure out the exact location of the island where Flight 815 crashed, that'll unlock all the secrets. The numbers... Jack's dead father showing up... the hatch...

Jimmy:Yippee!!!

Clark: You guys are dorks.

[Gold Samurai]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

Richard: I telling you!!!!!! i have figured out the Bermuda Triangle!

Clark: uh huh

*being dragged away by 2 guys in black suits*

Richard: no no! i was making it up! i'm cyclops yeah! watch me shoot lasers from my eyes! noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clark: bye Richard lois will be in good hands........mine

[Bad Superman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

RICHARD: Hey, Clark?

CLARK: Yes, Richard?

RICHARD: Can you give us a hand with this note? Jimmy got this girl's phone number last night and we haven't been able to decipher it.

CLARK: Oh, really? Good for you, Jimmy. Where did you meet her?

JIMMY: Uh. . . Chuck E. Cheese. . . .

[Dr. Fate]

Those are all great, by the way.
http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_03.jpg (http://www.movieweb.com/movies/hi_res.php?i=galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_03.jpg#)
SUPERMAN: "Why is Lois pretending to eat that canary?"

[wiegeabo]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

Clark (angrily whispers): "I could burn a hole through your head with my heat vision."

Richard: "Huh? What did you say?"

Clark: "I think it's really neat you're going to be on television!"

[Steelsheen]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/43/28pp.jpg

Superman- so thats why I left for so.......lois? what are you looking at?

Kate- shh! there are these two guys arguing on the next rooftop i want to hear what their saying


http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7064/untitled0ww1.jpg


Goblin- ....and your a pathetic little spider too!!!

spiderman-geezs gobby could you at least lower your voice everyone is listening in!



http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1364/roof1hn.jpg

gordon- batman can you believe out of those 2 films we have the most realistic looking rooftop?

batman- yeah we rock! hey supes! *whistles* my signal is bigger!

LMAO! :D good one dude :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "Kneel before Zod!"

[Pickle-El]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

Clark: I crap bigger than you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg
JIMMY OLSEN: "They're going to blow up the Eiffel Tower - in Paris!"
JAMES MARSDEN: "Well golly Jimmy, that's terrible!"
BRANDON ROUTH: "That's why they call them terrorists, Mr. White."

[Spare-Flair]

I didn't notice it with this picture before, but it sort of looks like there is a bat on the face of the spotlight.

Maybe Lois was really try to call Batman afterall...?

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4281/sorryclark9ah.jpg

Supes: "Whew. Took me a while to get here, I know, but I saw your weird signal Lois and came as fast...hey! What's he doing here?!?"

Lois: "Um...oh...uh, this is awkward. The signal wasn't for you. See, you've been gone a long time...and any time I'm feeling a little...y'know, lonely, I come up here and turn this bat-signal on and..."

Supes: "No! No way! Say it isn't so Batman."

Bats: "We've been knocking boots."

Supes: ":eek:...well....um....can I join in?"

Lois & Batman: :eek:

Yes, I put the Bat there to see if anybody would notice it :)

[Spare-Flair]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2750/clarkrich5pv.jpg

[wiegeabo]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

Richard: "So you're the one they cast as Superman, huh?"

Clark: "And you got picked to play Cyclops?"

Jimmy: "Ouch, this is awkward."

[wiegeabo]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2750/clarkrich5pv.jpg

Ha! Took me a second to see the note.

[matrix_ghost]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

richard : you think we need one...you think we need one more...allright we'll get one more

clark : oh for the love of god ! auditions of ocean's eleven ended years ago. Get over it

[Superman_20]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2750/clarkrich5pv.jpg

i knew that expression on cyclops' face meant something

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "Klingon bastard you- killed my son!"

[Gold Samurai]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

Clark (angrily whispers): "I could burn a hole through your head with my heat vision."

Richard: "Huh? What did you say?"

Clark: "I think it's really neat you're going to be on television!"






or maybe

Clark- you think your eyes beams are stronger?

cyclop-yeah I do! so what about it!?

Clark-alright "bub" lets take this outside

*each reveal their superhero suits*

Superman- *looks at cyclops suit* oh man black leather? who decided that?

Cyclops- look at your suit! aren't you suppose to be a bright red and blue!

Cyclops and Superman each stare at the sky and see

"Directed by Bryan Singer"

Cyclops and Superman- LEAVE US ALONE BRYAN SINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

or maybe

Clark- you think your eyes beams are stronger?

cyclop-yeah I do! so what about it!?

Clark-alright "bub" lets take this outside

*each reveal their superhero suits*

Superman- *looks at cyclops suit* oh man black leather? who decided that?

Cyclops- look at your suit! aren't you suppose to be a bright red and blue!

Cyclops and Superman each stare at the sky and see

"Directed by Bryan Singer"

Cyclops and Superman- LEAVE US ALONE BRYAN SINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahaha.
http://www.zeck.com/images/Bizarro%20Superman.gif
Bizarro Returns, June 30, 2006

"Me Am Bizarro! Me am return!"

[wiegeabo]

Hahahahahahaha.
http://www.zeck.com/images/Bizarro%20Superman.gif
Bizarro Returns, June 30, 2006

"Me Am Bizarro! Me am return!"


Nice! :up:

Althought shouldn't it be
"Me am not Bizzaro. Me not return!"

[Steelsheen]

or maybe

Clark- you think your eyes beams are stronger?

cyclop-yeah I do! so what about it!?

Clark-alright "bub" lets take this outside

*each reveal their superhero suits*

Superman- *looks at cyclops suit* oh man black leather? who decided that?

Cyclops- look at your suit! aren't you suppose to be a bright red and blue!

Cyclops and Superman each stare at the sky and see

"Directed by Bryan Singer"

Cyclops and Superman- LEAVE US ALONE BRYAN SINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL! :D

or how about ending it with...

*** both focus their eye beams on Bryan Singer looking thru the camera lens

ZAP!!!***

The End


:D

[Dr. Fate]

Nice! :up:

Althought shouldn't it be
"Me am not Bizzaro. Me not return!"

My bad. Additionally, that's not my manipulated picture, it's somebody elses.

http://www.zeck.com/images/Bizarro%20Superman.gif
BRANDON ROUTH [muffled]: "Help, help! Mr. Freeze froze me with his snow gun! And it's getting very uncomfortable inside this frozen shell!"

[hulkamania85]

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9027/535fearlessleader2ns6hq.jpg

Ohhhhhh yyeeeeaahhhhh!



Reminds me of Randy Savage's "Super Slam" picture.

[wiegeabo]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9027/535fearlessleader2ns6hq.jpg
Bryan: "More intensity!"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9027/535fearlessleader2ns6hq.jpg
Bryan: "More intensity dammit!"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9027/535fearlessleader2ns6hq.jpg
Bryan: "Perfect!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.zeck.com/images/Bizarro%20Superman.gif
BIZARRO ROUTH: "RARR! Me am Bizarro Routh! Me Am Kill Bryan Singer for this ridiculous outfit!"

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9027/535fearlessleader2ns6hq.jpg
BRYAN SINGER [backing away]: "No, no Bizarro Routh! It wasn't me! It was... Joel Schu- no, he's been used too much... Tim Burton! Yeah, Tim Burton! He did this to you! He's the one you want!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/hulk.jpg
HULK: "I am so boned..."

[Threshold]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4157/10bigimagesupermanreturnspictu.jpg

Superman: Lois, watch while I punch these fanjerks for saying ***** about me!

[Threshold]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9650/eyes4xx.jpg

Superman: I've scoured the earth and there is no sign of an open KFC anywhere!!!

[wiegeabo]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9650/eyes4xx.jpg

Superman: "*Gasp*! When did Lois stop wearing pink?"

[BareKnucklez]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9650/eyes4xx.jpg

Superman: I've scoured the earth and there is no sign of an open KFC anywhere!!!

Superman: TACO BELL Seems to be closed to!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4157/10bigimagesupermanreturnspictu.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "Talk any trash about my girl Kate here and I'm gonna knock out all your dental work!"

Or...

SUPERMAN: "Black power!"
LOIS LANE: "Oh damn..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/assets/downloads/wallpaper/super_800_9.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I just don't understand... we laugh together, we care for each other, we have highly proficient sex. I just don't see why we can't get married."
LOIS LANE: "Look, we're different. Let's just leave it at that."
SUPERMAN: "Whaddaya mean different?"
LOIS LANE: "Mixed marriages just don't work. I'm afraid I'm gonna come home one day and find you screwing the toaster."
SUPERMAN: "You'll just have to trust me."
LOIS LANE: "Okay okay, I'll marry you! But on one condition - I want a Jewish wedding."
SUPERMAN: "A Jewish wedding?! Okay!"
LOIS LANE: "By the way, are you circumcised?"

[Emerald Knight]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9650/eyes4xx.jpg

Superman: You're making me angry...I don't think you'll like me when I'm angry.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4157/10bigimagesupermanreturnspictu.jpg
BR: "Long live Gus Gorman!"

[Nightwing1977]

Superman: Look at the size of my fist!

[Kryptonite X]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg

Stanford: * Thinking to himself * Just look at him, wtf does we have to travel the globe for a vibtrator shaping diamond... as if that b**** don't have enough of them...


Guy with camera: * whispers * Stanford...uh...the guy is like standing standing 2 feet away from you...


Stanford: * whispering* what the..? did I said that out loud?


Guy with camera: * still whispering * don't worry, he didn't hear and I'm with you on that...


* long pause *


Guy with camera: You know what? Why don't we kill him right here, right now. Shoot him in the back and take over his empire? You're the brain behind his operations anyway. Common, why couldn't we do it?


Stanford: I'm afraid. How do you shoot the devil in the back?.... What if you miss?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9650/eyes4xx.jpg

SUPERMAN: "*Gasp*! My god... what mad man unleashed these tiny little horrors?! They're not just... they're entities! They're alive! Even Captain Marvel, the Earth's Mightiest Mortal, would be powerless against these... these... these THINGS!!!"
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/poster38.jpg
ICEMAN: "Oh yeah, gonna soak this up for a while..."
STORM: "Good times..."
BEAST: "Chomp chomp... mmm... that's good potato!"
ROGUE: "Aw, this Wolverine toy's so cute..."
JUBILEE: "Yeah, it really is."
PSYCLOCKE: "I know how to make it even cuter."
WOLVERINE: "Hey! Don't touch or in anyway alter that toy replica of me or I'll kill ya!"
GAMBIT: "Moname, I'd kill for a toy replica of yours truly. You should be grateful that you have an action figure to be tinkered with."
CYCLOPS: "Oh Jean... I don't think I can eat anymore..."
JEAN GREY [laughs]: "Now Scott, you know you can't have your ice cream sundae until you finish your lunch."
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9650/eyes4xx.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Dear God have mercy on us all!"

[sf2]

http://ia201137.eu.archive.org/1/items/Bryan_Singer_and_Brandon_Routh/supermanset.jpg
singer: you gotta learn how to dance. this is the most romantic superman movie, you know.

[Nightwing1977]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg


Richard: (notice Clark looking at him funny) What?

Clark: You're standing on my foot, Richard.

Jimmy: Whoa!! I can see my penis.

[BareKnucklez]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4157/10bigimagesupermanreturnspictu.jpg
Lois Lane: You forgot to wear deodorant again huh clarky?
Superman: Sorry Lois

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg


Jason: (notice Clark looking at him funny) What?

Clark: You're standing on my foot, Jason.

Jimmy: Whoa!! I can see my penis.
Funny, but his name's Richard, not Jason.

[Nightwing1977]

Funny, but his name's Richard, not Jason.

Whoops!! Who the hell is Jason anyway? For some reason, my mind was saying Jason. I know it was Richard, but I don't know how I got mix up. Better fix it. :o

[Dr. Fate]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9650/eyes4xx.jpg
SUPERMAN: "My Kryptonian-Spider-Sense is tingling!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9027/535fearlessleader2ns6hq.jpg
BRYAN SINGER: "I need a hug!"

[Super_Child]

http://ia201137.eu.archive.org/1/items/Bryan_Singer_and_Brandon_Routh/supermanset.jpg

Singer: Now Brandon I took a big chance with your tight red pants and a shade thats darker than flaaaame.

Brandon: The Fanboys won't rest with this small \S/ on my chest and some of them think I am gayyyyy.

Singer: Ahh!! They tell you to... Walk This Wayy

Brandon: Talk This Wayyy

Singer: Walk This Wayy

Brandon: Talk This Wa... Can we put this on the movie Soundtrack?

Singer: No.. I've already booked The PussyCat Dolls :D "Dont'cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me!"

Brandon: ...................................

[UltimateBatman]

Whoops!! Who the hell is Jason anyway? For some reason, my mind was saying Jason. I know it was Richard, but I don't know how I got mix up. Better fix it. :o

Jason is Lois and Richard's son. Maybe that is where you thought of it from.

[BareKnucklez]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Olympic%20Torch%20Relay/Torch_010.jpg
Brandon: That's right I use Head & Shoulders

[FDisk]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20Olympic%20Torch%20Relay/Torch_010.jpg
*To fanboys*
"Enough with the ****ing suit!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg
LEX LUTHOR: "Say hello to my little friend!"

[misternorth79]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

Superman: "...and on Krypton....we called this a record player!"

[wiegeabo]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg

Lex: "So this is what Kryptonians use in their dick measuring contests. Looks like I'm the one whoose 'super'."

Kitty: "You said it Lexy."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg
KIRK ALYN: "There's nothing wrong with having a sweat shirt and sweat pants as the bulk of your costume, thank you very much."

[Spare-Flair]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

Superman: "...and on Krypton....we called this a record player!"

That's a cool cape.

[FDisk]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

"You ate the last doughnut didn't you? I was keeping it in this record player and you ate it! Don't lie to me fatass! I got microscopic vision, I see the powedered sugar on your upper lip!"

[BareKnucklez]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg
LEX: Well if I read the instructions right it said "to kill Superman stick this crystal up his..."

Kitty: Hey Lexy poo there's a gal around watch it with the foul mouth!

LEX: Silence you vile woman! After im done with Superboy I think i'll put this on a chain around my neck.... Hey even SuperBad, Evil, Mega Evil badguys need some "BLING BLING."

Kitty: You know lexy poo girls like bling bling to...

LEX: Jesus woman did I say you could speak? HUH? Did I?

Kitty: No but lexy..

LEX: Woman one more word out of you, and im asking Kumar over there to take you to the car wash, and air dry that *****...

[wiegeabo]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_04.jpg

Lex: "Ha! Soon...soon I will have all of Superman's secrets. I will have his power!"

Kumar: "Uh, sir?"

Lex: "I will kill the Man of St..."

Kumar: "Sir...we've got..."

Lex: "Dammit! Do not interrupt me."

Kumar: "There's something you should know sir."

Henchman: (Looks at what Kumar sees) "Oh ****! Mr. Luthor..."

Lex: "...Superman's standing over there isn't he?"

Kumar: "Worse, sir."


http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9027/535fearlessleader2ns6hq.jpg

"Hi! How ya doin'?"

[Immortalfire]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_2/_group_photos/christopher_reeve1.jpg


LOIS:"Your \S/ is much larger than rouths..."
SUPERMAN:"Ill drink to that." LMAO

[Immortalfire]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/Kyorca/supesflying.gif
Lois: It's time you came right out with your feelings for Richard...we all know.
Superman: Uh, I think I left the shower running.

[Kal-El's Spirit]

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9027/535fearlessleader2ns6hq.jpg

Ohhhhhh yyeeeeaahhhhh!



Reminds me of Randy Savage's "Super Slam" picture.

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/3929/535fearlessleader2ns6hqmm6wv.jpg

DIG IT!

[BareKnucklez]

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/3929/535fearlessleader2ns6hqmm6wv.jpg

DIG IT!

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!! :):up:

[Zorex]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/3f0b2040.jpg

Lois: I know that we've had our differences in the past, but when you get right down to it... Oh, look, better people.

[Threshold]

where's that picture from?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg
KIRK ALYN: "There's nothing wrong with my \S/, thank you very much. My \S/ works perfectly fine."

[FDisk]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg
"White Boy, I implore you, play that funky music"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg
KIRK ALYN: "Now listen, I want you to think about this - bombs! I don't hear any bombs! If they're up there and they came all the way from Asia, don't you think they'd have brought a few bombs along?"
COP: "But sir-"
KA: "But nothing! You can't have an air raid without bombs!!!"

[Sverdlovski]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

"You ate the last doughnut didn't you? I was keeping it in this record player and you ate it! Don't lie to me fatass! I got microscopic vision, I see the powedered sugar on your upper lip!"

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/2886/ownedpintura9eg3vj.jpg

[screech_turbo]

....

[MUGSY]

^Thats a good one

[FDisk]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg
"I'm telling you, these iPods are going to be all the rage in 60 years!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg
"I'm telling you, these iPods are going to be all the rage in 60 years!"


Hahahahaha!

Truly he is the Man of Tomorrow!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

"What do you mean 'is your \S/ cellophane'? What kind of idiot would have a cellophane \S/?"

[Comic Book Boy]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

SUPERMAN: My name is Superman.

POLICE OFFICER: I am a cop.

SUPERMAN: I am carrying a record player.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

Superman: "Ha! Record player!?! You primative fools. This is an advanced piece of technology called...huh...this is a record player...Then where the hell did I put that atomic bomb?"

[Mr. Thing]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

Cop behind Superman: "What the f*** is that on your head?"

[Showtime]

http://www.monicaweb.com/liam21/images/10576-Superman.jpg
Bryan Singer, Sometime in the late 60's, somewhere in upstate New York.

Bryan: I will find out who stole dad's pumpkin...and when I do....
Bryan's Mom: Bryan Ashley Singer...you get in here this instant.
Bryan: Mom, I've used deductive reasoning to figure out who stole
dad's prize pumpkins.
Bryan's Mom: Get in this house and get that silly costume off.
Bryan: You are right mom...the \S/ is to big and the colors are too
bright.
Bryan's Mom: Well, I really don't like the cape attachment.
Bryan's Dad: Or the \S/ logo on the back of the costume!

[patrickbateman]

http://www.monicaweb.com/liam21/images/10576-Superman.jpg
"this place was a .... hmmm yummy"

[Zorex]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_super_1024_8.jpg

PERRY: Did I remember to turn the stove off?..............mmyes.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.monicaweb.com/liam21/images/10576-Superman.jpg
Bryan Singer, Sometime in the late 60's, somewhere in upstate New York.

Bryan: I will find out who stole dad's pumpkin...and when I do....
Bryan's Mom: Bryan Ashley Singer...you get in here this instant.
Bryan: Mom, I've used deductive reasoning to figure out who stole
dad's prize pumpkins.
Bryan's Mom: Get in this house and get that silly costume off.
Bryan: You are right mom...the \S/ is to big and the colors are too
bright.
Bryan's Mom: Well, I really don't like the cape attachment.
Bryan's Dad: Or the \S/ logo on the back of the costume!
Bwahahahahahahaha. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_A-Super-Pic.jpg (javascript:;)
SUPERMAN: "I want to fly like an eagle..."

[Kal-El's Spirit]

http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/8182/sl0018ts3wi6ja.jpg

Oh im sorry Lois. . . i thought you were Lacy for one minute!

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_super_1024_8.jpg

he may have supervision, hearing and be able to fly, but he cant see me picking my nose when hes not around!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/8182/sl0018ts3wi6ja.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You can breath in outerspace, right Lois? Uh, Lois?"
LOIS LANE [gasping for air]: "Gack... gag... can't... breath..."

[SuperLuckyGuy]

Hey everyone thanks for the plugs for my website www.superherro.com (http://www.superherro.com) . I appreciate you guys spreadin' the love. Yes it is me the guy that married the hot wife. Keep checking out the site for all my Super Updates.

Merry Christmas!! :supes:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/3f0b2040.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH [muffled]: "Uh, hello? Has anyone seen the rest of my face? I seem to have misplaced the upper half of my face. I'm gonna need it if I'm gonna, you know, act."

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Superman_03.jpg

"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_A-Super-Pic.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:;)
ROUTH: "Hey, where's the mattress for me to fall on if the wires snap?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns3/premieremag-inside.jpg
BRYAN SINGER: "Remember Brandon - faster, more intense!"
BRANDON ROUTH: "What do you mean 'faster, more intense'? 'Faster, more intense' doesn't tell me anything. It doesn't give me any sort of hint as to what I'm supposed to establish for my audience. Geez, I might as well be working with George Lucas if the best direction you can give me is 'faster, more intense'."
BRYAN SINGER: "Son of a [BLEEP]."

[JamalYIgle]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_A-Super-Pic.jpg (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:;)
ROUTH: (singing) Believe it or not.... I'MMMM WALKINIG ON AIR.... I never thought i could be so FREEEEEEE.......

[JamalYIgle]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

Superman: I have a package for Buckaroo Banzai!!!

[Zorex]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/3f0b2040.jpg

SUPERMAN: I think I'll try defying gravity.

LOIS: *sigh*....for f_ck's sake...

[KalMart]

http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/8182/sl0018ts3wi6ja.jpg

:supes: : HaHA! Thought you could get away, huh beyOTCH?! F'in mosquito.....homey don't play 'dat!!

I'm sorry, you were saying, Lois?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

Superman: I have a package for Buckaroo Banzai!!!
Hahahaha :up:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm gonna throw this right through Richard Lester's front door!"

[Nightwing1977]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg

Superman: Where the restroom? Where the restroom?!?

[Spare-Flair]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg

"sorry guys, I never learned how to parallel park in driving school"

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'm gonna throw this right through Richard Lester's front door!"

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg

"Thanks kid."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg

"Thanks kid." :up:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "Where the white women at?"

[FDisk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg

"I know I asked for Super Size, but there's no way Jason can eat these many fries..."

[BareKnucklez]

http://mediasoup.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/superman1.jpg
BRYAN: Ok Brandon now try not to get as excited in this scene. I already have the wb guys on my *** thanks to the issue with your "Size" in the last scene with kate...
BRANDON: Sorry Bryan all I said was that I wouldn't mind being that baby daddy, and next thing you know...
BRYAN: Shut up man that's part of the plot your giving away!
BRANDON: Oh man im sorry please don't bring out the Red Microphone again!! :eek:
BRYAN: YESS The RED MICROPHONE has to return! Im sorry Brandon my hands are crossed on this one...

[LastSunrise1981]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg

Superman- Damn, I leave Earth for 6 years and now all I see are emo brats.

[FDisk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg


"I swear I'll drop this thing into Hob's bay if someone doesn't get me one of those spiffy sweater vests pronto!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg
SUPERMAN: "2004 Democratic Presidential Candidate Senator John Kerry was robbed!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/stills-supermanreturns04.jpg

Clark: "Hey Lois."
Lois: "Hmmm? Oh, hi Clark."
Clark: "So...um...got any plans for tonight?"
Lois: "Going to have sex with my lesbian lover."
Clark: "Oh, ok..."

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/super_800_2.jpg
Clark: "Say WHAT!"
Lois: "Oh, there she is."

[misternorth79]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/superman-4/superman-4-04.jpg

"I bet if I keep her up here long enough, she'll die finally..."

[wiegeabo]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/superman-4/superman-4-04.jpg

Reeve: "Ok, I'm supposed to by carrying a normal person in a low-earth orbit and nothing bad happens to her.......Who wrote this ****?!?"

Director: "You did Chris."

Reeve: ".......Shut the **** up!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg

"Yeah, I got this. It's not too heavy. Well, only a little heavy...ok, it's getting pretty heavy. *knees buckle* ...little help here!"

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg

"What a panzy."

[MaskedManJRK]

:up:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "Where the white women at?"

:D:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg

"Yeah, I got this. It's not too heavy. Well, only a little heavy...ok, it's getting pretty heavy. *knees buckle* ...little help here!"

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg

"What a panzy."\
Bwahahahaha

[WhatsHisFace]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg

"I think the suit looks better without this thing in the trunks."

[Dr. Fate]

:D:up:
Thanks.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg
"You're rising gas prices mean nothing to a flight enabled individual such as me!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/superman-4/superman-4-04.jpg
REEVE: "Olympic Torch, here we come!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/kirk/serial3.jpg

Supes: "What did you just say?"

Cop: "N-n-nothing. I just..."

Supes: "Dont' give me that ****! You said something about my mama. Now what the **** did you just say!"

[Man-E-Toys]

figured id add a new pic. caption away!
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/3244/skinnyrouth11sv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[elorenishii386]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/CodyHizzle/supermanscan.jpg

Superman: "1001...1002...1003...o wait...look at my guns...my beautiful guns...Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many."

[JamalYIgle]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/3244/skinnyrouth11sv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
First day of shooting on "I was an anorexic Superman"

[Earthsea]

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/6234/00003tm.jpg





Superman - "Okay guys place your bets on how fast I can eat this sucker"

[antmanx68]

figured id add a new pic. caption away!
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/3244/skinnyrouth11sv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


hahaha, nice work!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/6234/00003tm.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Subway! Eat Fresh!"