Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Shamik]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8906/shrank1kf.jpg

The only way we're going back out on that field is without Ratner.

[Alex Childress]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/7350/supermen2lr6qb.png

Chris: I found this in your room. Is there something you want to tell me?
Brandon: You went through my stuff?!? Alright, you know Fletcher from next door?
Chris: What did you make you do?
Brandon: Make me do? He didn't make me do anything. This is who I am. Can you not even look at me?
Chris: It's because we let you play Cowboys and Indians when you were little, isn't it? You always wanted to be the cowboy. "Tie me up", you'd say. "Dance like an Indian", you'd say. I should have known.

:up: heh heh heh heh Nice.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/reeve-m.jpg
REEVE: "Hmm... Singer or Ratner... such a tough decision..."

[Shamik]

http://wolverine.x-knights.com/fullsize/wolverine107.jpg

"Not that tough, Bub. X3's gonna suck Juggernaut balls next to the first two. And next to Superman Returns for that matter."

[Morgoth]

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2687/night11uc.jpg


Superboy:"I'm so pretty even the Clark in my mind likes to stare at me."

[Morgoth]

http://wolverine.x-knights.com/fullsize/wolverine107.jpg

X3's going to rock Bub, better than that sham of a so called Superman movie, Superboy I should say. Another bastardization of Superman.:mad: :down

[Bad Superman]

http://wolverine.x-knights.com/fullsize/wolverine107.jpg

"Not that tough, Bub. X3's gonna suck Juggernaut balls next to the first two. And next to Superman Returns for that matter."



X3's going to rock Bub, better than that sham of a so called Superman movie, Superboy I should say. Another bastardization of Superman.:mad: :down

http://www.100monkeystyping.com/images/yell.jpg

SUPERMAN RETURNS CAPTION THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shamik]

http://www.100monkeystyping.com/images/yell.jpg

SUPERMAN RETURNS CAPTION THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...watching the game, having a bud...true...true....

[-Æ-]

i have better things to worry about....

Im really disturbed that you think that way.

[Dr. Fate]

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg
"I can kill a man just by staring at him, you know."

[Shamik]

http://static.flickr.com/29/103131444_8add0a0e34_o.png

Brandon: The fortress' security cameras picked up this guy snooping around again. Third time this year. You want me to go on out there and kill him? It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick.

Chris: Not yet. Let's see how inferior he really is first. Tell you what. Take this crystal...

Brandon: Yeah?

Chris: When he's not looking, fly at superspeed and poke him in the back with it. hahaha...he won't know what the f#(k is going on.

[Sverdlovski]

http://static.flickr.com/29/103131444_8add0a0e34_o.png

Brandon: The fortress' security cameras picked up this guy snooping around again. Third time this year. You want me to go on out there and kill him? It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick.

Chris: Not yet. Let's see how inferior he really is first. Tell you what. Take this crystal...

Brandon: Yeah?

Chris: When he's not looking, fly at superspeed and poke him in the back with it. hahaha...he won't know what the f#(k is going on.

LOL!!! :up::up::up:

[Spoarz™]

Funny stuff :D

[KalMart]

http://static.flickr.com/29/103131444_8add0a0e34_o.png

Routh: God, pork-chop sideburns are ssSSOO last-year...!

Reeve: Yeah...as IF! Ssoo...you think this'll go with my earrings?

[Superman \S/]

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg

"Gotta try to nail that gangster look".

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/29/103131444_8add0a0e34_o.png

Brandon: The fortress' security cameras picked up this guy snooping around again. Third time this year. You want me to go on out there and kill him? It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick.

Chris: Not yet. Let's see how inferior he really is first. Tell you what. Take this crystal...

Brandon: Yeah?

Chris: When he's not looking, fly at superspeed and poke him in the back with it. hahaha...he won't know what the f#(k is going on.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Dr. Fate]

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg

"Gotta try to nail that gangster look".
Hahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg
"John Byrne ain't got nothin' on me!"

[Diamondhead]

Heres my contribution...

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2687/night11uc.jpg
This new quote about "clark kent is who I am and superman is what i can do" is nothing but the invention of a slow witted writer who never quite understood the idea behind the legend of superman and what's made it successfull in the first place .
and that new quote about bruce wayne being the mask is even more stupid. I'd even say is completly hogwash nonesence .:down

a few weeks ago it was even more outrageous to see in a "very stupid" episode of smallville that the only idea that's made superman stand out was destroyed by havind a "heroine" wearing glasses and working at the daily planet first !...as if to suggest that clark kent got the idea of his disguise from that stupid one in a lifetime character.:down

that smallville show is destroying so much that i don't even fell like to go and see superman return when its out :mad:

[Superman \S/]

Hahahahahaha

Glad you liked it. :)

[Superman \S/]

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg

"Gotta try to let it out!!!"

[Matrix_Fan]

[QUOTE=Morgoth]http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2687/night11uc.jpg


Brandon:"Aw damnit! We're doing a remake of Superman III already?!"

Bryan: "What are you worried about? We got Chris Rock to replace Richard Pryor!"

Brandon: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[Bad Superman]

This new quote about "clark kent is who I am and superman is what i can do" is nothing but the invention of a slow witted writer who never quite understood the idea behind the legend of superman and what's made it successfull in the first place .
and that new quote about bruce wayne being the mask is even more stupid. I'd even say is completly hogwash nonesence .:down

a few weeks ago it was even more outrageous to see in a "very stupid" episode of smallville that the only idea that's made superman stand out was destroyed by havind a "heroine" wearing glasses and working at the daily planet first !...as if to suggest that clark kent got the idea of his disguise from that stupid one in a lifetime character.:down

that smallville show is destroying so much that i don't even fell like to go and see superman return when its out :mad:

http://www.doit.wisc.edu/news/images/dec02/yell.gif
Captions. . .

Captions. . .

CAPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

[quote=Morgoth]http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2687/night11uc.jpg


Brandon:"Aw damnit! We're doing a remake of Superman III already?!"

Bryan: "What are you worried about? We got Chris Rock to replace Richard Pryor!"

Brandon: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Hahahahahha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2687/night11uc.jpg
BRANDON SUPERMAN: "I am Earth's Mightiest Mortal!"
BRANDON CLARK KENT: "I thought Captain Marvel was Earth's mightiest mortal?"
B. SUPERMAN: "Shut the f:mad:ck up!"

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
CHRIS REEVE CAPT. MARVEL: "Don't tell him to shut the f:mad:ck up! Don't tell anyone to shut the f:mad:ck up! Nobody shuts the f:mad:ck up until I tell them to shut the f:mad:ck up, you dig?!"

[Batman]

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2687/night11uc.jpg

Clark: "Hey... Hey, You... Supes... If I pass right through you...Does that... Does that mean we've done it?"

[C. Lee]

We can do without the cursing....please don't continue doing it.

[Showtime]

We can do without the cursing....please don't continue doing it.

Nevermind the cursing, they could add some humor in as well...

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
"Don't you have to get legal permission from my family before you can take my likeness and then digitally plaster something like a different costume over it?"

[Shamik]

http://static.flickr.com/32/103820976_118455f7c0_o.png

Chris:You know, Zod may have actually been on to something. This kneeling thing is pretty cool.

Brandon: So, that's what happens when you stray too far from the original costume, huh?

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/32/103820976_118455f7c0_o.png

Chris:You know, Zod may have actually been on to something. This kneeling thing is pretty cool.

Brandon: So, that's what happens when you stray too far from the original costume, huh?
Hahahahahaha
http://static.flickr.com/32/103820976_118455f7c0_o.png
CHRIS REEVE: "You know, now that I've seen what they've done with Spidey's costume for #3, suddenly your costume doesn't look so bad."
BRANDON ROUTH: "Thanks."
SPIDER-MAN: "You know, it really hurts my feelings when you guys say bad things about my new costume. Just because I've gone dark it doesn't mean I don't have feelings... It doesn't mean I don't cry... sniff... Super-Jerks!"

[Mentok]

http://static.flickr.com/32/103820976_118455f7c0_o.png

Chris - "Hey, I think I can see the hidden coded message in Spider-Mans eye that everyone is talking about!"

Brandon - "There is nothing there dude"

[Bad Superman]

http://static.flickr.com/32/103820976_118455f7c0_o.png

SUPERMAN: Kryptonian Whiskey. . . pretty lethal if taken in huge amounts.

SPIDERMAN: UUUGGGHHH. . . .**fart**

[Sverdlovski]

Magneto: And now, finally...

*MJ cries*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/Lumberjack1627/General/Mags2.jpg http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/homem_aranha_3/01.jpg

Magneto: Take my hand, and swear etern loyalty... to ZOD.

*Spiderman takes a deep breath*

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/223/supermanreturns04sm5pl.jpg

Superman: You guys cannot be serious...

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/32/103820976_118455f7c0_o.png

SUPERMAN: Kryptonian Whiskey. . . pretty lethal if taken in huge amounts.

SPIDERMAN: UUUGGGHHH. . . .**fart**
Hahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

Magneto: And now, finally...

*MJ cries*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/Lumberjack1627/General/Mags2.jpg http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/homem_aranha_3/01.jpg

Magneto: Take my hand, and swear etern loyalty... to ZOD.

*Spiderman takes a deep breath*

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/223/supermanreturns04sm5pl.jpg

Superman: You guys cannot be serious...
Bwahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/223/supermanreturns04sm5pl.jpg
ROUTH: "Take it easy dude, it'll be okay..."
http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/homem_aranha_3/01.jpg
SPIDER-MAN [crying]: "No it won't be okay! My new bad guy is Topher Grace... I'm gonna get my ass kicked by Eric [BLEEP]in' Foreman!"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/Lumberjack1627/General/Mags2.jpg
MAGNETO: "Now this is a revolting development."
PYRO: "Well look on the bright side - at least it's not Ashton Kutcher." [Spider-Man continues to bawl]

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/homem_aranha_3/01.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I am so boned..."

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/223/supermanreturns04sm5pl.jpg

Superman: "Sooner or later pal, we all get boned."

[Sam Fisher]

http://static.flickr.com/32/103820976_118455f7c0_o.png

SUPERMAN: Kryptonian Whiskey. . . pretty lethal if taken in huge amounts.

SPIDERMAN: UUUGGGHHH. . . .**fart**hahahahaha lol

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/32/103820976_118455f7c0_o.png
ROUTH: "You pulled that out of his-"
REEVE: "Yep. Damndest thing I've ever seen. I've heard of kidney stones but kidney crystals? This defies every science known to man and kryptonian alike."
ROUTH: "No wonder he's in agony..."

[Bad Superman]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

JIMMY: You're not thinking of flashing me. . . are you???

[Immortalfire]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg
Clark: So there I am, flowers in hand, all dressed up and everything. And the chick's mom opens the door, and starts coming on to me. Geesh, and she was about as attractive as a brick wall. Plus, she says her daughter doesn't like newspaper geeks. I tell you, I've never been so taken aback Jim.
Jimmy: Dude, that sucks.

[Shamik]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

JIMMY: Well gee Mr. Kent, I guess what I'm trying to say is...well, why didn't you just buy a medium sized coat?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg
Clark: So there I am, flowers in hand, all dressed up and everything. And the chick's mom opens the door, and starts coming on to me. Geesh, and she was about as attractive as a brick wall. Plus, she says her daughter doesn't like newspaper geeks. I tell you, I've never been so taken aback Jim.
Jimmy: Dude, that sucks.
Hahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

JIMMY: You're not thinking of flashing me. . . are you???
Again, hahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg
JIMMY: "Golly Mr. Kent, shouldn't you be slouching so that people won't notice that you're really Superman in disguise?"
CLARK: "I am slouching. And shut up."
JIMMY: "Oh boy..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanfanart.com/artists/ben/image/strange-visitor.jpg
[All Singing]: "We're Men... We're Men in Tights... Patrolling around, protecting the people's rights, that's right!"

Sorry, probably got that quote wrong.

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/doug/images/king-kong.jpg
CHRIS REEVE: "Damn you, Peter Jackson!"

http://supermanfanart.com/wallpaper/tv_shows/greatest_american_hero.jpg

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/huckman/images/the-city.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Great Scott, look at all these... these... these super-people! Even I, with all my great power, couldn't possibly make break even at the box office with all this over-saturation of the market!"

[Immortalfire]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/huckman/images/the-city.jpg

Spidey: Dude, what the heck is my web snagged on?
Nightcrawler: Forget zat, vhat ahm I hanging from?
Batman: I am so freakin tall.
Captain Marvel: Hi! Remember me? I had..a.. TV show.....
Tick: So did I :(
Flash: Man, Batgirl is hot.

[KalMart]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

Wayne: Seriously, I thought you knew the kid was mine. Hey...you snooze, you lose, dude. So you got any milk for the coffee or....do I have to go to the stable or something....?

[KalMart]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

(Insert overused Brokeback reference here...)

[WhatsHisFace]

http://cache.eonline.com/News/Specials/Reeve/Images/superman.101104.jpg
"Oh no you di-int!"

[KalMart]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/videogame/trailer1/010.jpg

"Pfff....France! Big hairy deal...I don't see what's so great about this country...just a bunch of cafés, old buildings, cobblestone roads, nude beaches, and WHOA....!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/huckman/images/the-city.jpg

Spidey: Dude, what the heck is my web snagged on?
Nightcrawler: Forget zat, vhat ahm I hanging from?
Batman: I am so freakin tall.
Captain Marvel: Hi! Remember me? I had..a.. TV show.....
Tick: So did I :(
Flash: Man, Batgirl is hot.
Hahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg
BRANDON ROUTH: "God I wish I knew how to quit you!"
CHRISTIAN BALE: "Well, why don't you?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg
CLARK: "Yep, Lana & Pete stole your Batmobile."
BRUCE: "Damn it Clark, I can't afford to have it rebuilt again after they wreck it!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

Bruce: "Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Come back inside."
Clark: "You said I had a fat ass! How could you not mean it?"
Bruce: "...it was a compliment!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/videogame/trailer1/010.jpg

"Oh, man. Those Kryptonite margaritas are a *****. I knew I shouldn't have tried flying home."

[Spider-jedi]

[quote=Dr. Fate]http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

Bruce: "Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Come back inside."
Clark: "You said I had a fat ass! How could you not mean it?"
Bruce: "...it was a compliment!"

lol nice

[Bad Superman]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/videogame/trailer1/010.jpg

http://proton.ucting.udg.mx/galeria/audio/G_CLEF.GIF

Whiskey, Bourbon, Vodka, Scotch
I don't care what it is you got
I just wanna know that it's my last shot
My last shot.
I remember when I quit feeling good
See, this here's where I chipped my tooth
Shot a vein in my neck and I coughed up a Quaalude
On my last shot
My last shot http://proton.ucting.udg.mx/galeria/audio/G_CLEF.GIF

[Bad Superman]

DAILY PLANET

BAD SUPERMAN TILTS THE TOWER OF PISA. . . AGAIN!!!!!!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/papakeelo/supesgame1.jpg

[Sverdlovski]

http://www.fulvuedrive-in.com/cover/ARROWHEAD.jpg

The Media Corporation Network told me this months ago...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.fulvuedrive-in.com/cover/ARROWHEAD.jpg

The Media Corporation Network told me this months ago...
????:confused:

[Dr. Fate]

DAILY PLANET

BAD SUPERMAN TILTS THE TOWER OF PISA. . . AGAIN!!!!!!



http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/papakeelo/supesgame1.jpg
Hahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/videogame/trailer1/010.jpg

"Oh, man. Those Kryptonite margaritas are a *****. I knew I shouldn't have tried flying home."
Hahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
"GASP!"
http://www.supermanimagery.com/images/Metropolis/balcony/sup349.jpg
REEVE: "Well, you may not be wearing pink, but what little you are wearing will do."

[SolidSnakeMGS]

Did we really need you to quote every picture and reply every time just to see you say "hahahaha" or some variation?? Jeez.

[Sverdlovski]

????:confused:

That's an inside joke... I think the oldbies will get it....

[Mr. Thing]

That's an inside joke... I think the oldbies will get it....

Where did Arrowhead go anyway?

[Showtime]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/1092/untitled9xs1.jpg
Bruce: What's wrong Clark?
Clark: The coffee pot is empty, there's nothing left.
Bruce: That's no problem, the morning is not passed saving.
Clark: What do you mean?
Bruce: I brought Folgers.
Clark: Gee, morning just got a whole lot better.
Clark & Bruce: "The best part of waaaakkking up, is Folgers in your cup."

[Spider-jedi]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/1092/untitled9xs1.jpg
Bruce: What's wrong Clark?
Clark: The coffee pot is empty, there's nothing left.
Bruce: That's no problem, the morning is not passed saving.
Clark: What do you mean?
Bruce: I brought Folgers.
Clark: Gee, morning just got a whole lot better.
Clark & Bruce: "The best part of waaaakkking up, is Folgers in your cup."

i dont get it

[Showtime]

i dont get it

Folgers coffee commercial? Subtle Begins and Returns references included?

[Superman \S/]

LOL! The face says everything.

[Zor-El]

http://www.fulvuedrive-in.com/cover/ARROWHEAD.jpg

The Media Corporation Network told me this months ago...
hahahahahaha :up:

...where'd he go? :p

[BareKnucklez]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/videogame/trailer1/010.jpg

http://proton.ucting.udg.mx/galeria/audio/G_CLEF.GIF

Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,
It should've been somebody else.

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

It's like a light of a new day-,
It came from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the spell I was in,
Making all of my wishes come true-.

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me. http://proton.ucting.udg.mx/galeria/audio/G_CLEF.GIF

Brandon "Superman" Routh: Darn it Bryan why did you hire Ralph Hinkley to be my flight coach!?

[wiegeabo]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/videogame/trailer1/010.jpg

http://proton.ucting.udg.mx/galeria/audio/G_CLEF.GIF

Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,
It should've been somebody else.

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

It's like a light of a new day-,
It came from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the spell I was in,
Making all of my wishes come true-.

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me. http://proton.ucting.udg.mx/galeria/audio/G_CLEF.GIF

Brandon "Superman" Routh: Damnit Bryan why did you hire Ralph Hinkley to be my flight coach!?


Greatest American Hero! Hell Yeah! Loved that show as a kid.

[KalMart]

Greatest American Hero! Hell Yeah! Loved that show as a kid.

I loved Connie Seleca.

[Game Player]

Some funny captions here

good job

[Dr. Fate]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg
CLARK: "So I hear you and Selina are getting back together."
BRUCE: "Yep."
CLARK: "So that's all I was to you then? Just a one night stand while you were on the rebound?"
BRUCE: "Yep."
CLARK: "I feel so cheap and used."
BRUCE: "Well, take pride in knowing that while you may have been cheap you weren't easy."

[KalMart]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

Wayne: It happens to everyone....
Kent: Not to ME it doesn't!

[C. Lee]

Let's try and keep the captions and pics within the bounds of propriety, please.

[KalMart]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

Wayne: You got banned for posting morally reprehensible and politically offensive captions AGAIN?
Kent: Shut up.....

[C. Lee]

I see you understand the consequences of posting objectionable material KalMart.....keep it in mind.

[Showtime]

I should be banned for posting my Folgers Coffee caption, only because nobody thought it was funny.

[C. Lee]

I should be banned for posting my Folgers Coffee caption, only because nobody thought it was funny.
If I banned all of the unfunny people from the Hype, it would be a very lonely place.:)

[KalMart]

I see you understand the consequences of posting objectionable material KalMart.....keep it in mind.

Thanks for your concern.

[C. Lee]

Thanks for your concern.
No problem....I'm happy to be of help.

[Showtime]

If I banned all of the unfunny people from the Hype, it would be a very lonely place.:)

That is sad but oh so true.

[C. Lee]

That is sad but oh so true.
General Zod had no sense of humor....so Superman banned him to the "Pit of Misty Musings"......when the extended cut is finally released on DVD you will see the cut scene where Supes throws him down some 3 Stooges tapes.

[KalMart]

General Zod had no sense of humor....so Superman banned him to the "Pit of Misty Musings"......when the extended cut is finally released on DVD you will see the cut scene where Supes throws him down some 3 Stooges tapes.

And a print-out of this thread, apparently.

[Showtime]

General Zod had no sense of humor....so Superman banned him to the "Pit of Misty Musings"......when the extended cut is finally released on DVD you will see the cut scene where Supes throws him down some 3 Stooges tapes.

Heh Heh

[BareKnucklez]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

JIMMY: Well gee Mr. Kent, I guess what I'm trying to say is...well, why didn't you just buy a medium sized coat?


:up::p Gee seriously Mr Kent!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

Wayne: You got banned for posting morally reprehensible and politically offensive captions AGAIN?
Kent: Shut up.....
Hahahahahahaha
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg
KENT: "Jimmy, I have to tell you something."
JIMMY: "If it's about procrastination being similar to masturbation-"
KENT: "No, not that. I'm not really Brandon Routh. I'm actually Jim Caviezel in disguise as a younger, less experienced actor, but shh, don't tell anyone."

[Gold Samurai]

http://www.supermanfanart.com/artists/ben/image/strange-visitor.jpg



Chris Reeves- all those with a superman suit step forward ah ah not so fast Tom

Tom- i told you before it itches besides if you wanna make fun of someone Brandon doesn't have digital cable

*everyone laughs at Brandon*

[KalMart]

http://www.supermanfanart.com/artists/ben/image/strange-visitor.jpg

The Full Monty, Part II

[That-Guy]

http://www.supermanfanart.com/artists/ben/image/strange-visitor.jpg

Anyone read Infinite Crisis #5 yesterday? It's a little eerie how similar this picture is to a certain scene in there.

[KalMart]

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/4338/score8xn.jpg

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! Goal-goal-goal-goal-goal-goalgoal-goal-goal-GOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!"

[Zor-El]

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/4338/score8xn.jpg

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! Goal-goal-goal-goal-goal-goalgoal-goal-goal-GOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!"
hahahahaha i laughed so hard i woke up my roomate...:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/4338/score8xn.jpg

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! Goal-goal-goal-goal-goal-goalgoal-goal-goal-GOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!"
Hahahahahaha. Nice.
http://www.supermanfanart.com/artists/ben/image/strange-visitor.jpg
MIT - Men In Tights (mostly) - Protecting the Earth from the Scum of the Universe.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.supermanfanart.com/artists/ben/image/strange-visitor.jpg

Photographer: "Ok, everyone pose...wait. Tom...where's your tights?"

Tom: "..."

Photographer: "Tom, everyone's supposed to be in their..."

Tom: "Shut up and just take the damn picture!"

[KalMart]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/cast/brandon/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"Single white intellectual female, looking for the tall, dark, and superhuman type..preferably 6'4", 225....must love kids...non-smo...wait...KIDS...?"

[KalMart]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/9899/nicemove0qy.jpg

Young Clark still had much to learn in the wiley ways of romantic initiative, as so clearly deomonstrated by the very mighty (and very agile) Amazonian princess.

[Superman4ever]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/9899/nicemove0qy.jpg

Young Clark still had much to learn in the wiley ways of romantic initiative, as so clearly deomonstrated by the very mighty (and very agile) Amazonian princess.

:O :D

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"Oh crap. I forgot how to read!"

[Gold Samurai]

jimmy- first one to call me peter parker lite gets a camera shoved down their throat :)


http://www.superherohype.com/images/jimmyolsenexclusive.jpg

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/jimmyolsenexclusive.jpg

Wait a minute. I don't remember taking these pictures of Lois.

She's really limber...!

[Immortalfire]

These pics are too freakin big.

[KalMart]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9492/misr0kf.jpg

dun..dun..daH-NAH, dun..dun..du-nuh.....

[C. Lee]

Now, that one was good.

[wiegeabo]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9492/misr0kf.jpg

dun..dun..daH-NAH, dun..dun..du-nuh.....


Bwhahahahahaah! Excellent!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/9899/nicemove0qy.jpg
"Hold still - aw darn it!"
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/jimmyolsenexclusive.jpg
JIMMY: "Aw c'mon, Clark! I can't get the picture of Wonder Woman if you don't hold her in place long enough!"

[Gold Samurai]

http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9pj9.jpg


clark-awkkwaaaaaaaardd.........

[Dr. Fate]

http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9pj9.jpg
"Oh I so did not need to see that..."

[Spider-jedi]

http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9pj9.jpg
"Oh I so did not need to see that..."


:up:

[GothicPowerMix1]

KalMart I will take what you did & spice it up

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/1475/untitled1copy2bc.jpg

Hunt - "Who the hell are you this is my mission"

Kent - "The names Kent Clark Kent"

Hunt - 'If you think your getting this Disc Kent your wrong"

Kent - "I got Super Powers what do you have"

Hunt - "Skills"

Kent - "Damn it"

[Dr. Fate]

:up:
Thanks.
http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/1475/untitled1copy2bc.jpg
KENT: "I'm taller than my girlfriend. How about you?"
HUNT: "Crud."

[scifiwolf]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"Oh, my God! Moveable printed type! We must keep this from the serfs, lest they gain literacy and threaten the landed gentry."

"What you got there, m'lord?"

"Nothing! Back to your turnips!"

[Gamma Ray]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg


"Swansons to host...annu...annu...annual...UgH!"

(from Dumb and Dumber)

[Gold Samurai]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

Brandon- lets see what they wrote about me being the new superman
" taller than bale" "weighs more than" yadda yadda yadda what!?! they say my suit was padded!? what the hell? shoulder pads? those fan boys will pay!

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

Lois, you don't have to get on your knees for me. BUT... no need to waste a good oppurtunity. Carry on!

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"Odd...there seems to be a...light coming from this newspaper. What could be causing that?"

[true316]

"Single white intellectual female, looking for the tall, dark, and superhuman type..preferably 6'4", 225....must love kids...non-smo...wait...KIDS...?"

LOL, you are very good KalMart... :p

[patrickbateman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
" Isaac Mizrahi hate my new suit !"

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
is it me or is this way way to similar to smallville's pilot episode ?? may be a homage ?

[KalMart]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

"I knew you were wierd, Clark....but CPR on a cockroach? Just stay away from me, okay?"

[KalMart]

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/6030/newpic9ej.jpg

Richard: Listen....I'm not saying it wasn't funny...in THEORY...but this is a place of business, not a playground, and this suit costs more than your yearly salary.....so no more 'kick me' signs, okay?

Clark: That's gonna leave a mark.....

[Sverdlovski]

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/6030/newpic9ej.jpg

Richard: Listen....I'm not saying it wasn't funny...in THEORY...but this is a place of business, not a playground, and this suit costs more than your yearly salary.....so no more 'kick me' signs, okay?

Clark: That's gonna leave a mark.....

Hahahahhaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"Oh, my God! Moveable printed type! We must keep this from the serfs, lest they gain literacy and threaten the landed gentry."

"What you got there, m'lord?"

"Nothing! Back to your turnips!"
Hahahahahaha
http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
CLARK: "Who says men in glasses aren't good looking?"
LOIS: "I do."
CLARK: "Damn."

[wiegeabo]

Hahahahahaha
http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
CLARK: "Who says men in glasses aren't good looking?"
LOIS: "I do."
CLARK: "Damn."


Oh, damn. Burn! Hahahaha!

[Dr. Fate]

Oh, damn. Burn! Hahahaha!
Thanks wiegeabo.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/6030/newpic9ej.jpg

Richard: "Check it out, the X3 spoilers are here..."
Clark: "So Cyclops IS getting killed off early in the film? Poor guy..."

[BareKnucklez]

Hahahahahaha
http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
CLARK: "Who says men in glasses aren't good looking?"
LOIS: "I do."
CLARK: "Damn."

Oh, damn. Burn! Hahahaha!

HAHAHA BURN!!!! :up::p

[Gold Samurai]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

Lois- okay staring contest ready...set...go!


Clark- i.....ugh...can't.....stare....at....her.....two.. .colored....eyes!

Lois- HA! I always win because of that

[catwitch]

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/9486/jimmy4lx.jpg
Singer: Ah, and people told me that John Lithgow was to old to play Jimmy!

[catwitch]

Franticaly, Clark searches for the nearest public toilets. Then suddenly!!!


http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/sr-41lrg.jpg

Lucky I keep a second set of undies on top of my tights!

[catwitch]

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns5/young-clark-floating.jpg

As they passionately make love, Clark can't help but think that the Invisible Woman has really let her self go!

[catwitch]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Yeah! I'm telling you Jimmy! With nothing more then a tie and a cut off shirt collar, no one will ever know that I've just spent the afternoon exposing myself to old ladies.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/sr-41lrg.jpg

Kevin Spacey (off screen): "Top o' the world, Ma! Top o' the world!"

Brandon: "****, Kevin's gotten into Bryan's stash again."

Bryan (off screen): "Kevin! Get down! And put your pants back on!"

Brandon: "I did not need to see that..."

[catwitch]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

I don't get it, can the guy under stand what the fat orange cat is saying?????

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

I don't get it, can the guy under stand what the fat orange cat is saying?????


LMAO!!!

[KalMart]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
That summer, Clark was forced to build a more robust outhouse after Northerly winds drew a horde of complaints from North Dakota.....

[KalMart]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Despite his superhuman control over involuntary bodily functions, Clark was unable to conceal his excitement over seeing Lois again....much to the bewilderment of his coworkers.

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns5/young-clark-floating.jpg

As they passionately make love, Clark can't help but think that the Invisible Woman has really let her self go!
Bwahahahahahaahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns5/young-clark-floating.jpg
Patrick Swayze: The Early Years

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
Lois: "The right woman could reform you, ya know."
Clark: "The right woman could reform you too."

[Immortalfire]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

Kate: I must say Brandon, you're the best looking Clark.
Brandon: And you're the best looking Lois stand-in.
Kate: No, I'm the real thing.
Brandon: Damn.

[spencer6891]

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns5/young-clark-floating.jpg

"What now David Blaine!!?"

[Superman \S/]

Lol

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

Kate: I must say Brandon, you're the best looking Clark.
Brandon: And you're the best looking Lois stand-in.
Kate: No, I'm the real thing.
Brandon: Damn.
Hahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
BRANDON: "Lois, for the last time, paper beats rock."
KATE: "But that doesn't make any sense!"

[elorenishii386]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

Clark: "Damn...I can't believe it...it's...it's...it's horrible...Stacy Keibler came in third place in dancing with the stars...Travesty!!!"

[Gold Samurai]

Clark- I'm floating i'm really!.....what the? hey you made me think I could float!


http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9r9h.jpg%21







http://www.starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/yoda/esb_yoda24.jpg



yoda- haha floating does not a jedi make you young ka-el

clark- i'm not a jedi

yoda- you will be......you will be

clark- do you think i'm ready to face "him" ?

yoda- no.....strong you are no


meanwhile........................

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/isd/devastator.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/Lumberjack1627/General/Mags2.jpg


Magneto- I find your lack of faith desturbing

[Superman \S/]

LOL! that was funny.

[Game Player]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

Clark: "Damn...I can't believe it...it's...it's...it's horrible...Stacy Keibler came in third place in dancing with the stars...Travesty!!!"lol

Stacy should have won

Clark- I'm floating i'm really!.....what the? hey you made me think I could float!http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9r9h.jpg%21







http://www.starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/yoda/esb_yoda24.jpg



yoda- haha floating does not a jedi make you young ka-el

clark- i'm not a jedi

yoda- you will be......you will beROFL lol

[Immortalfire]

http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9r9h.jpg%21

Kid Clark: *sings* Can you take me hiiiiiiiiiigh enough...

Bryan: Stop it with those Damn Yankees! :mad:

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

Clark - "So Tom Cruise goes nuts on Live TV I knew it was only a matter of time"

:)

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

Clark - "So Tom Cruise goes nuts on Live TV I knew it was only a matter of time"

:)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
KATE: "For the last time you do not look like Christopher Reeve! You look nothing like Reeve! Even your chin is different! Stop trying to court this Reeve look-a-like thing because there is absolutely no resemblance between you two whatsoever!"
BRANDON: "A simple 'no' would suffice."

[dark_b]

http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9r9h.jpg%21

clark: i belive i can fly......i belive i can touch the skyyyyyyy

[KalMart]

http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9r9h.jpg%21

Later that day, Clark entered the kitchen with a pile of manure in his hand. "Hey Ma....look what I almost fell into...!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg
Clark: "Indiana Jones 4 to start production next year?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[C. Lee]

Let's keep it clean.

[BizarroAids]

Stephen: "Uhh Mr. Singer, hasn't this stunt been done before in a movie?
Bryan: "Umm no.
Stephen: " Are you sure? Think about it....Tom Cruise...COUGH*mission impossible.
Bryan: " Just hush and float already":supes:

[Fatboy Roberts]

http://cmsimg.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=D2&Date=20060305&Category=NEWS08&ArtNo=603050347&Ref=AR&Profile=1001&maxw=490
Damn. cancer's a b*tch, huh kid? Not that I'd know, I'm SUPERMAN, ahahahahaaa. Yeahhhh, so, uh, I'm gonna go downstairs and menage with this 2-pack of hot-ass. Enjoy chemo. Oh, and watch my movie. hasta!

[wiegeabo]

http://cmsimg.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=D2&Date=20060305&Category=NEWS08&ArtNo=603050347&Ref=AR&Profile=1001&maxw=490
Damn. cancer's a b*tch, huh kid? Not that I'd know, I'm SUPERMAN, ahahahahaaa. Yeahhhh, so, uh, I'm gonna go downstairs and menage with this 2-pack of hot-ass. Enjoy chemo. Oh, and watch my movie. hasta!


Hahaha! So cold, but fits his expression perfectly.

[Sverdlovski]

http://cmsimg.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=D2&Date=20060305&Category=NEWS08&ArtNo=603050347&Ref=AR&Profile=1001&maxw=490
Damn. cancer's a b*tch, huh kid? Not that I'd know, I'm SUPERMAN, ahahahahaaa. Yeahhhh, so, uh, I'm gonna go downstairs and menage with this 2-pack of hot-ass. Enjoy chemo. Oh, and watch my movie. hasta!

LOL! :D

[BareKnucklez]

http://cmsimg.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=D2&Date=20060305&Category=NEWS08&ArtNo=603050347&Ref=AR&Profile=1001&maxw=490
Damn. cancer's a b*tch, huh kid? Not that I'd know, I'm SUPERMAN, ahahahahaaa. Yeahhhh, so, uh, I'm gonna go downstairs and menage with this 2-pack of hot-ass. Enjoy chemo. Oh, and watch my movie. hasta!

http://i2.tinypic.com/qsnm6h.gif

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
BRANDON: "So how do you keep that wig on?"
KATE: "Shut up."

[KalMart]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns5/brandon-hospital1.jpg

"...and you obviously look nothing like any of us.....so there's no way I could be your real dad. How 'bout this.......let's say in this hand, I have the DNA test...now, what would I have in this other hand that would make me...forget about what's in the first hand...?""

[Gold Samurai]

http://cmsimg.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=D2&Date=20060305&Category=NEWS08&ArtNo=603050347&Ref=AR&Profile=1001&maxw=490


Routh- yes I can feel the pain your going through and Ican relate.......no wait what am I saying!?! I have 2 women by my side, a rumor that i'm hung , I get to star in a blockbuster that will propell my career. Oh yeah i'm also boinking Orlando Blooms girl.
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1230/47635kboscars12iw.jpg
What was I saying before? oh yes I can relate


Boy- *speechless*

[wiegeabo]

http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9r9h.jpg%21

"Look Murphy. I'm floating. I'm Floating!"




"Impossible!"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/ZoltonK/Other%20Stuff/robocop.gif
"Does not compute! Does not compute!"

[routhman]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
CLARK: Lois...I dont know how to ask you this...it's really awkward for me...
LOIS: Come on, Smallville, spit it out...
CLARK: Do you have any condoms?
Lois: Clark...Are you serious?

http://www.enzogiobbe.com/celebs/Kate_Bosworth6.jpg

LOIS: 'Course I do!:up:

[Mr. Thing]

wiegeabo: rotfl. Brillaint. :D

[Dr. Fate]

http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9r9h.jpg%21

"Look Murphy. I'm floating. I'm Floating!"




"Impossible!"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/ZoltonK/Other%20Stuff/robocop.gif
"Does not compute! Does not compute!"
Nyahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
CLARK: Lois...I dont know how to ask you this...it's really awkward for me...
LOIS: Come on, Smallville, spit it out...
CLARK: Do you have any condoms?
Lois: Clark...Are you serious?

http://www.enzogiobbe.com/celebs/Kate_Bosworth6.jpg

LOIS: 'Course I do!:up:
Hahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
BRANDON: "Do you still wear pink underwear, Lois? I know its been a while and times have changed but..."
KATE: "Shut up."

[Immortalfire]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
Lois: Look here Smallville, when I say I don't have anymore free Big Mac coupons; it means I don't have them! Get me?
Clark: But, I thought you and Ronald were...close.
Lois: Not since that nasty incident with Hamburglar at the drive-in movie.
Clark: Ah.

[wiegeabo]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

Clark: "Hey Lois. I was wondering, if after work, you'd want to go and...I don't know...get a cup of..."

Lois: "The restraining order's still in effect, Smallville."

Clark: "Damn."

[KalMart]

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/7198/bg1qz.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/7198/bg1qz.jpg
Bwahahahahahahaha!

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
Clark: "Got a minute Lois?"
Lois: "No, I don't."
Clark: "Did I come at a bad time?"
Lois: "Yes, you did."
Clark: "Were you busy?"
Lois: "Yeah." [through gritted teeth] "I was MASTURBATING..."
Clark: "That happens when you go to an art school."

[Gold Samurai]

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/7198/bg1qz.jpg

tagline?

"these 3 brothers came from outer space to rock and roll!"

[\S/JcDc\S/]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6108/47641kboscars23jt.jpg

Not clever but accurate...














BOII YOIII YOOOOOOOOOING

[screech_turbo]

......

[SuperDaniel]

http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9r9h.jpg%21

"Look Murphy. I'm floating. I'm Floating!"




"Impossible!"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/ZoltonK/Other%20Stuff/robocop.gif
"Does not compute! Does not compute!"
Brilliant!!! :D auahAuhaUHAuuhaaAUa

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I have been zinged and i love it.

:D

[Bad Superman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

CLARK (TO HIMSELF): Geez. . . This year's Wrestlemania card sucks. . .




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/jimmyolsenexclusive.jpg

JIMMY (TO HIMSELF): “Come on Ms. Lane. . . just a little lower and I got the money shot. . . .




http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9pj9.jpg

(VOICE OVER): “Hey, Clark!!! Are those the travel bags I lend you six freaking years ago?

CLARK: I, Uh. . . Uh. . . Uh. . .

[Bad Superman]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

LOIS: I forgot to bring the bottle. . . Could we play “Spin the Lipstick” instead?



http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/6030/newpic9ej.jpg

RICHARD: Jimmy. . . are you my “Secret Admirer”?

JIMMY: “I, uh. . .Oh look! Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is coming up. . .



http://i2.tinypic.com/qn9r9h.jpg%21

Clark does his best "Exorcist" impersonation.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/6030/newpic9ej.jpg
RICHARD: "Many Bothans died to bring us this information..."

[Immortalfire]

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/6030/newpic9ej.jpg
RICHARD: "Many Bothans died to bring us this information..." Haha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

Haha :up:
Thanks.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/Bobby1138/superman_retrn__06.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Eat at Joe's... Eat at Joe's... Eat at Joe's..."

[Shamik]

Mystery Science Theatre 3000?

[wiegeabo]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/Bobby1138/superman_retrn__06.jpg

Supes (singing & dancing): "Do a little dance, make a little love. Get down tonight. Get down tonight!"

[Spider-jedi]

now that is funny

[Dr. Fate]

Mystery Science Theatre 3000?
That's where I heard it the first time.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/Bobby1138/superman_retrn__06.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Girl We Couldn't Get Much Higher... C'mon Baby Light My Fire... C'mon Baby Light My Fire... Tryin' To Set The Night on Fire..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/Bobby1138/superman_retrn__06.jpg

Supes (singing & dancing): "Do a little dance, make a little love. Get down tonight. Get down tonight!"
Hahahahaha :up:

[hulkamania85]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

Clark: Come on Lois get up.
Lois: My skirt ripped on the way down.
Clark: Well I suppose my heat vision could mend that...
Lois: Don't even think about it.

Wait, does she know he is Supes yet? Ah, it's a caption it doesn't need to make sense.

[KalMart]

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/5989/three5fb.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg

Clark: Come on Lois get up.
Lois: My skirt ripped on the way down.
Clark: Well I suppose my heat vision could mend that...
Lois: Don't even think about it.

Wait, does she know he is Supes yet? Ah, it's a caption it doesn't need to make sense.
Don't worry, it's still funny.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/5989/three5fb.jpg
Hahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
KATE: "I have prestige, I have youthful good looks, I have the Bobby Darrin bio pic. What do you have?"
BRANDON: "I have the original Star Wars trilogy in its original form on VHS and laserdisc with wide screen format."
KATE: "God I hate you."

[screech_turbo]

....

[Brian Braddock]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

" the map to One-Eyed-Willy's treasure! Ha! Those damn annoying kids must have a fake. I wonder if Donner knows......"

[screech_turbo]

goonies!!:up:

[screech_turbo]

....

[wiegeabo]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/Bobby1138/superman_retrn__06.jpg

in space, no one can hear you fart.


LMAO!!!

I guess he would have to go into space because, even if he left the room, he'd blow the house down.

[Dr. Fate]

From the "Sticky Superman Manips" thread.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e71/danny_in_england/danachrisps.jpg
CHRIS REEVE: "Girl we couldn't get much higher..."

[Bad Superman]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/Bobby1138/superman_retrn__06.jpg

SUPERMAN (TO HIMSELF): Moonwalk? Heh. . .Michael Jackson ain't got NOTHING on me. . .

[Mentok]

I was up late drinking last night, do my eyes look red?

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg

[KalMart]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg

Perhaps Superman's April Fools gift went a bit too far....perhaps not. Reportedly, Luthor's last words were, "What's this button do...?".

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_14.jpg

thank my lucky stars, ma kept my trusty old pair of glasses... I look like a completely different person when i put these one - time to go to work, methinks...


http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_15.jpg

briiiight eyes... burning like fire... briiight eeeyes... he-heh, Garfield, I've missed you...

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_SD-2597.LatinoReview.jpg

*bright eyes...* Uuuh... 'HONEY, I'M HOME"!

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_jimmyolsenexclusive.jpg

OH MY GOD, IS THAT SUPE- Oh, it's just you Clark. Sorry, I didn't see those glasses there - for a moment you looked exactly the same as Superman. My bad. So, where ya been the last six years, Mr. K?

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/supermanreturns29.jpg

CK: well, it's kind of a long story... See, I'm really-- hey, weren't you just wearing a sweater?

JO: Hmm? Oh, yeah. I took it off.

CK: Huh. Must've done that pretty fast...

*shifty eyes / dragnet theme tune*

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_SD-4403.MTVjpg.jpg

Lois... I'm so sorry. I only meant to pat you lightly on the brea-- *ahem*, on the shoulder! Are you okay?

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_superman_returns_01.jpg

RW: Baby, you okay?

LL: no, Richard, CLark just pushed me to the damn ground and I nearly--

RW: Quiet. Football. You go now. Boy, go. Men, stay...

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_superman_05.jpg

RW: Huh, where'd Lois go? Uhm, anyway, Clark - have a glare from me.

CK: What, you gonna tell me to stay away from your girl?

RW: Well, then she wouldn't be my girl.

JO: ... ANYBODY else getting deja vu over here?!

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_SD-3753_001.jpg

RW: Jimmy, now's not the time for your geeky little comments. 'Sides... I was proud of that scene... Anyway see these coordinates here? I want you to go there and take photos.

JO: Of what?

RW: What am I, a photographer? GO! oh, and Clark...



stay away from my girl.

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_premieremag-llck.jpg

LL: Okay, Clark, I guess we have to work together again now... lead the way.

CK: Oh, gee, thanks Lois, but no you take the lead. Ladies first.

*Lois walks ahead*

CK: God Bless X-Ray Vision...

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_01.jpg

LL: Clark, are you sure there isn't anywhere you need to be right now? Some kind of disaster you should be averting?

CK: Sure as sugar.

















http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg

RRRRAAARRRGGHHH!!! GIANT MUTANT ATTACK INNOCENT CITIZENS OF METROPOLIS!!! GGRRAAAAGGGGRRRHHHH!!!!

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_13.jpg

... Oh yeah, gotcha. Wait right here, I'll be two minutes. Don't go running off and having kids with any other men while i'm gone...

*whoooosh*

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_stills-supermanreturns03.jpg

I wonder if all Kryptonians are complete *****es?

[Immortalfire]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg

RRRRAAARRRGGHHH!!! GIANT MUTANT ATTACK INNOCENT CITIZENS OF METROPOLIS!!! GGRRAAAAGGGGRRRHHHH!!!! Ahahahaha

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg

"Whoa, dude...I'm so high right now. And my hands...my hands are HUGE!!!"

[Superman \S/]

Lol

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_13.jpg
"Lois, you know I perform best when you're wearing pink."

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_stills-supermanreturns03.jpg
"Well try this one on for size Mr. Man of Tomorrow - I'm not wearing any panties at all! Does that excite you?"

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_stills-supermanreturns03.jpg
"Well try this one on for size Mr. Man of Tomorrow - I'm not wearing any panties at all! Does that excite you?"


http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_Superman_Returns_07.jpg

*SHA-WIIIINNGGG!*

[Superman \S/]

Lol!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/heat_vision1.jpg
"Cyclops thinks he's got great death rays, wait till he gets a load of mine!"

[Saph]

Heres a caption : who gives a tiny rats ass

[Showtime]

Heres a caption : who gives a tiny rats ass

You have returned, but not with a bang, merely a whimper.

[Saph]

You have returned, but not with a bang, merely a whimper.

Truely the God of whit:down :down

[Dr. Fate]

Heres a caption : who gives a tiny rats ass
You have to put a picture with it in order for it to be a caption.

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/7515/foreverflying1dp.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
SUPERMAN: "Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future. Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future. I want to fly like an eagle
to the sea fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me I want to fly like an eagle till I'm free. Oh, Lord, through the revolution..."

[Gold Samurai]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg

bryan- heres what I wanna do

I want a cgi model of spider-man on the front of the train stopping it with webbings then cut to the inside of the train with batman fighting RA's AH Ghul. We slowly pan out of the train to superman at the end of the rails standing in for one of the broken rails! Then in the very back cab we have Rogue with Wolverine and magneto!

I'll call the movie....... The Justice Avengers!


Crew- *speechless*

Bryan- Wheres that 50 foot Godzilla suit I asked! I wanna be in the suit like Ang lee when he did motion capture!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg

bryan- heres what I wanna do

I want a cgi model of spider-man on the front of the train stopping it with webbings then cut to the inside of the train with batman fighting RA's AH Ghul. We slowly pan out of the train to superman at the end of the rails standing in for one of the broken rails! Then in the very back cab we have Rogue with Wolverine and magneto!

I'll call the movie....... The Justice Avengers!


Crew- *speechless*

Bryan- Wheres that 50 foot Godzilla suit I asked! I wanna be in the suit like Ang lee when he did motion capture!


That would kick all sorts of ass.

[Brian Braddock]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg

"Give me....................a keg....................of beer."

[Metropolis_Man]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg

"Give me....................a keg....................of beer."


haha, supes gets mad when he aint go beer. Thats a cool figure by the way. The first time I've seen that picture. Great stuff:up:

[Superman \S/]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg

bryan- heres what I wanna do

I want a cgi model of spider-man on the front of the train stopping it with webbings then cut to the inside of the train with batman fighting RA's AH Ghul. We slowly pan out of the train to superman at the end of the rails standing in for one of the broken rails! Then in the very back cab we have Rogue with Wolverine and magneto!

I'll call the movie....... The Justice Avengers!


Crew- *speechless*

Bryan- Wheres that 50 foot Godzilla suit I asked! I wanna be in the suit like Ang lee when he did motion capture!

LOL

[Dr. Fate]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
SUPERMAN TOY: "I must break you..."

[JamalYIgle]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg

"ARE YOU SARAH CONNAH?

[wiegeabo]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg

"ARE YOU SARAH CONNAH?

Perfect!

[screech_turbo]

.....


















the Microwave!!!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
"Woe unto thee, oh Israel!"

[Bad Superman]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg

SUPERMAN: I TOLD YOU. . . . .(Heat vision zapping sound and scream). . . DON'T SQUEEZE ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!

[Brian Braddock]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg

SUPERMAN: I TOLD YOU. . . . .(Heat vision zapping sound and scream). . . DON'T SQUEEZE ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!

lol "Don't...touch....my...special....area..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
"Hey, watch it with that finger kid!"

[patrickbateman]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
"my name is james marsden i play cyclops in the x-men movies"

[patrickbateman]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
"MORRON THE \s/ IS FOR SHOCK"

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg

"Give me....................a keg....................of beer."


Teen Wolf.

man i feel old.

[patrickbateman]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg
" cant you see ?? this is actually a homage to batman:the mask of phantasm"




(tries to make his version of the bat symbol with his hands)

[Fatboy Roberts]

The Teen Wolf reference is gold. Retire that picture and caption, it will get no better.

[Brian Braddock]

The Teen Wolf reference is gold. Retire that picture and caption, it will get no better.

Why thank you!! Man, it feels good to get recognition on the boards!! http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[patrickbateman]

u dont say

[Brian Braddock]

Actually I do. Yay for me. ;)

[Mr. Thing]

u dont say

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Yarly.jpg

[Brian Braddock]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Yarly.jpg

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Dr. Fate]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/7515/foreverflying1dp.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
SUPERMAN: "Oh yeah, Law & Order marathon tonight! Good times!"

[Sverdlovski]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg

bryan- heres what I wanna do

I want a cgi model of spider-man on the front of the train stopping it with webbings then cut to the inside of the train with batman fighting RA's AH Ghul. We slowly pan out of the train to superman at the end of the rails standing in for one of the broken rails! Then in the very back cab we have Rogue with Wolverine and magneto!

I'll call the movie....... The Justice Avengers!


Crew- *speechless*

Bryan- Wheres that 50 foot Godzilla suit I asked! I wanna be in the suit like Ang lee when he did motion capture!

lol :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/7515/foreverflying1dp.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
"All men wanna be rich, rich men wanna be king, and the king ain't satisfied until he rules everything..."

[BrollySupersj]

Hey that Superman Toy picture....where did that come from?