Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
"I come from a place called... Iowa. Perhaps you've heard of it?"

[explode7]

^ Is that how his Heat Vision gonna look?

[krpton2]

Cool toy. I want it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6108/47641kboscars23jt.jpg
"The Earth's yellow sun caused my right eye to turn brown."

[Dr. Fate]

Cool toy. I want it.
The toy is more masculine looking than the actor upon whom its based.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_SD-4403.MTVjpg.jpg

Lois... I'm so sorry. I only meant to pat you lightly on the brea-- *ahem*, on the shoulder! Are you okay?

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_superman_returns_01.jpg

RW: Baby, you okay?

LL: no, Richard, CLark just pushed me to the damn ground and I nearly--

RW: Quiet. Football. You go now. Boy, go. Men, stay...

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_superman_05.jpg

RW: Huh, where'd Lois go? Uhm, anyway, Clark - have a glare from me.

CK: What, you gonna tell me to stay away from your girl?

RW: Well, then she wouldn't be my girl.

JO: ... ANYBODY else getting deja vu over here?!

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_SD-3753_001.jpg

RW: Jimmy, now's not the time for your geeky little comments. 'Sides... I was proud of that scene... Anyway see these coordinates here? I want you to go there and take photos.

JO: Of what?

RW: What am I, a photographer? GO! oh, and Clark...



stay away from my girl.

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_premieremag-llck.jpg

LL: Okay, Clark, I guess we have to work together again now... lead the way.

CK: Oh, gee, thanks Lois, but no you take the lead. Ladies first.

*Lois walks ahead*

CK: God Bless X-Ray Vision...


Hahahahahaha...

[wiegeabo]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg

Kid: "Look mom, it's the new Tickle Me Superman!"

Doll: "Hehehehe, Superman says...BURN!!!"

Kid: "AAAAAAAGHGHGGHH!!!"

[The Punisher]

The toy is more masculine looking than the actor upon whom its based.

Routh is fine.

[screech_turbo]

.....

[Dr. Fate]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
TOY SUPERMAN: "Repeat after me..."
KID: "Yes Toy Superman..."
TOY SUPERMAN: "Greed is good."
KID: "Greed is good."
TOY SUPERMAN: "Greed is right."
KID: "Greed is right."
TOY SUPERMAN: "Greed works."
KID: "Greed works."
TOY SUPERMAN: "Greed clarifies."
KID: "Greed clarifies."
TOY SUPERMAN: "Greed will not only save DC Comics and Warner brothers but also that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
KID: "Greed will not only save DC Comics and Warner brothers but also that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
TOY SUPERMAN: "Thank you."
KID: "Thank you."

[gdw]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6108/47641kboscars23jt.jpg
"The Earth's yellow sun caused my right eye to turn brown."


Oh man, she may be a bit of a twig, but DAMN!!!

[gdw]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg

bryan- heres what I wanna do

I want a cgi model of spider-man on the front of the train stopping it with webbings then cut to the inside of the train with batman fighting RA's AH Ghul. We slowly pan out of the train to superman at the end of the rails standing in for one of the broken rails! Then in the very back cab we have Rogue with Wolverine and magneto!

I'll call the movie....... The Justice Avengers!


Crew- *speechless*

Bryan- Wheres that 50 foot Godzilla suit I asked! I wanna be in the suit like Ang lee when he did motion capture!


Best Caption EVER!!!

[krpton2]

Wow. cool.

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/29/103131444_8add0a0e34_o.png
WOLVERINE: "Come to me, Son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"
ROUTH SUPERMAN: "He's a little drunk, in case you were wondering."
REEVE SUPERMAN: "What have I told you about giving out the address to the Fortress of Solitude?"
ROUTH SUPERMAN: "Sorry dad."

[krpton2]

Why is his "s" shield smaller?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg

bryan- heres what I wanna do

I want a cgi model of spider-man on the front of the train stopping it with webbings then cut to the inside of the train with batman fighting RA's AH Ghul. We slowly pan out of the train to superman at the end of the rails standing in for one of the broken rails! Then in the very back cab we have Rogue with Wolverine and magneto!

I'll call the movie....... The Justice Avengers!


Crew- *speechless*

Bryan- Wheres that 50 foot Godzilla suit I asked! I wanna be in the suit like Ang lee when he did motion capture!
Truly the greatest caption of our time. :up::supes:

[Excel]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg
singer: this is the wrong shade of green! gosh i said dark shades of 2 now they totally arent color cordinated.

[Excel]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/SR/normal_supermanreturns002.jpg


http://movietab.com/wp-content/0045.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/SR/normal_supermanreturns002.jpg


http://movietab.com/wp-content/0045.jpg
That's an oldie but a goodie.

[Excel]

lol, ya thought it was worth a bumping lol.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8906/shrank1kf.jpg
PERRY: "Where are they? Where are your friends? Can you tell me about the loneliness of good, He-Man?"
SUPERMAN: ":confused:"
PERRY: "Is it equal to the loneliness of evil? Huh?"
SUPERMAN: "Have you been smoking crack again, Mr. White?"
PERRY: "Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were Dolph Lundgren for a moment there. My bad."

[dark_b]

Why is his "s" shield smaller?classic :):up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg
SINGER: "More powerful than a locomotive!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_09.jpg
SINGER: "Oh yes... so precise... so perfect..."

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
TOY SUPERMAN: "Hehehehehe, what Singer boy doesn't know is what once he's done setting up that train I'm gonna melt the thing down!"

[Spider-jedi]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
TOY SUPERMAN: "Repeat after me..."
KID: "Yes Toy Superman..."
TOY SUPERMAN: "Greed is good."
KID: "Greed is good."
TOY SUPERMAN: "Greed is right."
KID: "Greed is right."
TOY SUPERMAN: "Greed works."
KID: "Greed works."
TOY SUPERMAN: "Greed clarifies."
KID: "Greed clarifies."
TOY SUPERMAN: "Greed will not only save DC Comics and Warner brothers but also that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
KID: "Greed will not only save DC Comics and Warner brothers but also that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
TOY SUPERMAN: "Thank you."
KID: "Thank you."



funny:up:

[Dr. Fate]

funny:up:
Thanks.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
TOY SUPERMAN: "Happy birthday, Robocop, I'm your present."

[Showtime]

THE MISADVENTURES OF MATTROPOLIS MAN #1

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e37/TheMetropolisMan/000_0852.jpg

It was late Saturday afternoon when Matt finally woke up. He was tired from a long night of debating Superman Returns on the Superherohype Boards. He decided to go to the gym, but what to wear...what to wear.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e37/TheMetropolisMan/07e8b301.jpg

Batman wasn't going to cut it on this day, but Superman would definately do the trick.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e37/TheMetropolisMan/ead912a5.jpg

Matt was happy to discover his long thought lost Special Edition Superman cape. He won this prize possession at a local Superman Trivia contest sponsored by LOVE 95.9FM

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e37/TheMetropolisMan/000_0905.jpg

After throwing on the old Superman shirt he decided to strap on the cape. It still fits.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e37/TheMetropolisMan/000_0909.jpg
Just when Matt thought he was ready to go to the gym he felt the sting of those Superman Popsicles.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e37/TheMetropolisMan/000_0912.jpg
Even Superman can't stop his stomach from spinning.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e37/TheMetropolisMan/000_0913.jpg

The moral of the story is don't eat the whole box of popsicles.

[Metropolis_Man]

Wow, that does look like quite a misadventure!! I'll be sure to tune in next week for the next installment of Mattropolis Man!!

[Shamik]

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns5/5-5_wallbusting.jpg

Don't worry Chewy. I'll have Han out of here faster than X3's survival at the box office.

[Dr. Fate]

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns5/5-5_wallbusting.jpg

Don't worry Chewy. I'll have Han out of here faster than X3's survival at the box office.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha - brilliant!
http://www.toydreams.co.uk/images/motu/loose/heman.jpg
HE-MAN TOY: "I Have the Power!"
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
SUPERMAN TOY: "No, I have the Power!"

http://www.toydreams.co.uk/images/motu/loose/heman.jpg
HE-MAN TOY: "I am the Most Powerful Man in the Universe!"

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
SUPERMAN TOY: "No, I'm the Most Powerful Man In The Universe!"
http://www.toydreams.co.uk/images/motu/loose/heman.jpg
HE-MAN TOY: "You?! Ha! You're insignia's too small!"
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
SUPERMAN TOY: "Oh yeah? Well at least I'm well dressed - put some pants on you big Swedish bastard!"

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg
TOY SUPERMAN: "Happy birthday, Robocop, I'm your present."



My very own caption..


:up:

[Dr. Fate]

My very own caption..


:up:
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/cards/supermancard2.jpghttp://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/cards/supermancard1.jpghttp://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/aos-1950s/phyllis10.jpg (http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/aos-1950s/phyllis10.jpg)
Anything for you, big RC-CPU001.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/cards/supermancard3.jpg
SUPERMAN: "First one to catch Wonder Woman wins!"
BATMAN [thinking to himself]: "Damn! Even with prep time I always lose these super speed contests!"
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/aos-1950s/noel-neill-side.jpg
GEORGE REEVES: "Aw man, the mike was in the picture! Now we'll have to film this all over again on our meger shoe string budget!"

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/top20/wp-come_of_age.jpg
CHRIS REEVE: "Here's lookin' at you, kid!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg
SUPERMAN/KAL-EL: "What're you gonna do?"
JOR-EL: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

[krpton2]

My very own caption..


:up:

That toy is pretty cool. Is it available now at any toy store or something.:confused:

[Dr. Fate]

That toy is pretty cool. Is it available now at any toy store or something.:confused:
Don't know. I didn't post it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
JOR-EL: "There is a great disturbance in the Force."
SUPERMAN: "I have felt it."
JOR-EL: "We have a new enemy - Luke Skywalker."
SUPERMAN: "Yes, my master."
JOR-EL: "He could destroy us."
SUPERMAN: "He is just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him."
JOR-EL: "The Force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must NOT become a Jedi."
SUPERMAN: "If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally."
JOR-EL: "Yes... yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?"
SUPERMAN: "He will join us or die, my master."

[Spare-Flair]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/sorryclark.jpg

Superman: "Lois??? WHY!!!"

Lois: "He's NOT faster than a speeding bullet in bed"

[Showtime]

^Heh Heh. I like that.

[Gold Samurai]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
JOR-EL: "There is a great disturbance in the Force."
SUPERMAN: "I have felt it."
JOR-EL: "We have a new enemy - Luke Skywalker."
SUPERMAN: "Yes, my master."
JOR-EL: "He could destroy us."
SUPERMAN: "He is just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him."
JOR-EL: "The Force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must NOT become a Jedi."
SUPERMAN: "If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally."
JOR-EL: "Yes... yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?"
SUPERMAN: "He will join us or die, my master."




LOL

[Bad Superman]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg

JOR-EL: I've been cold and hungry for many thousands of "your" years. . . Can I eat you?

[Showtime]

Ha Ha! ^^Thats great.

[Dr. Fate]

LOL
Thanks.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman205.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I Am The One..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.marvel.de/artbilder/66802623.png
LOBO: "McDonalds!"
SUPERMAN: "Burger King!"
LOBO: "McDonalds!"
SUPERMAN: "Burger King!"

[Gold Samurai]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg

Jor-el- so..........how ya been?

Superman-good

jor-el- thats good......


*awkward silence*

Jor-el- you wanna talk to your mom?


dang if only I could find that jackman/ superman snl skit transcript :mad:

[Showtime]

Heh Heh. Thats a good one too^

[Bad Superman]

Ha Ha! ^^Thats great.

:up: :D :up:

[GothicPowerMix1]

Superman - "Wow Lois you have changed"


http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/4200/untitled4pk.jpg

[hulkamania85]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3018/srdailyplanetstatue26bl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Lois: Are you straining Superman? Is Kryptonite nearby?
Supes: No...Lois have you been putting on weight since I was gone?
Lois: What? Don't you have super strength?
Supes: Lois, just because I can do heavy lifting doesn't mean I enjoy it.

[Bad Superman]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/4200/untitled4pk.jpg

SUPERMAN: Uh, Lois. . . are you feeling alright?

LOIS: I love you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit. . .

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman205.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Your puny weapons of mass destruction have no effect on me!"

[SingItWithMeNow]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7189/evil8lw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Bad Superman]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7189/evil8lw.jpg

LEX: Otis. . . did you bring the marshmallows?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/4200/untitled4pk.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Careful there Lois, you're leanin' like the Tower of Pisa."

[Morgoth]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg

SuperMan:"So then Singer told the fan it's based on next to nothing of the comics, he had an additude in his voice, he then said he watched the musical, and get this, in the movie, Lois has a kid with someone else, and you should see the ugly flat chested, huge forhead chick playing Lois, yuck!, I've been gone for seven years to see if Krypton did explode, so I guess I didn't believe you. Ugh. I'm gonna' go kick Singer's ass right now."

[Metropolis_Man]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg

SuperMan:"So then Singer told the fan it's based on next to nothing of the comics, he had an additude in his voice, he then said he watched the musical, and get this, in the movie, Lois has a kid with someone else, and you should see the ugly flat chested, huge forhead chick playing Lois, yuck!, I've been gone for seven years to see if Krypton did explode, so I guess I didn't believe you. Ugh. I'm gonna' go kick Singer's ass right now."


Superman would never say "Huge forehead chick"

[Bad Superman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns46.jpg

SUPERMAN (TO HIMSELF): Aaaaahhhh. . . What a relief!!!. . . I wonder what crystal flushes this thing. . .

[Showtime]

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/57114821.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE1400E3C64F720668
M. Night: So let me get this straight, there's no ghosts or aliens?

[Showtime]

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/57114821.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE1400E3C64F720668
M. Night: A ghost, Bruce Willis, and Superman walk into a bar.

[Showtime]

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/57114821.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE1400E3C64F720668
Brandon Routh: So they asked you to do this movie right?
M. Night: Yeah, I guess they didn't like my idea for a story.
Brandon Routh: Gee, what idea was that?
M. Night: Superman living in a village and being contacted by alien ghosts.
Brandon Routh: Thats...nice.

[SuperDaniel]

AHuhauaHAuhuaHAuahUAha

[Sverdlovski]

...

If you don't like Superman (as you said so), please, DON'T POST HERE!.

[SuperDaniel]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/4200/untitled4pk.jpg
LOIS: Superman!! You`re back!!
SUPERMAN: *Stares at Lois* And i can see you still wear pink....heeheheh

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg

SuperMan:"So then Singer told the fan it's based on next to nothing of the comics, he had an additude in his voice, he then said he watched the musical, and get this, in the movie, Lois has a kid with someone else, and you should see the ugly flat chested, huge forhead chick playing Lois, yuck!, I've been gone for seven years to see if Krypton did explode, so I guess I didn't believe you. Ugh. I'm gonna' go kick Singer's ass right now."
Nyahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/4200/untitled4pk.jpg
LOIS: "You got any money?"
SUPERMAN: "$65."
LOIS: "$65? I've never worked for so little! Except once, and that was a very noble cause."

[Morgoth]

Nyahahahahahahaha:) ----------

[Morgoth]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg

Superman:"Dad, where do babies come from?"

[Morgoth]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

"Bruce get the rifle, those damn coyote's are back!"

[Morgoth]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

"Clark, you call me?"

[Morgoth]

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8034/sl0001gccopy26mt.jpg

Puberty just hit Kal-El.

[Shamik]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg

Clark: Yeah, I called you. I was just going to tell you that I'm about to leave. The (snicker snicker) X-men are at it again. I've got to fly to Alcatraz and put an end to all of this. Be back by dinner.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg
ROUTH: "So was playing a yuppie serial killer fun?"
BALE: "Look I don't want to talk about it anymore."
ROUTH: "But-"
BALE: "No."
ROUTH: "I-"
BALE: "No."
ROUTH: "Was-"
BALE: "No."
ROUTH: "Just-"
BALE: "No."
ROUTH: "Wondering."
BALE: "Shut up."

[Metropolis_Man]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg

Superman:"Dad, where do babies come from?"

Haha:up: Nice, I like that one.

[Shamik]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg

Superman: Dad, where do babies come from?
JOREL: Ask Lois.

[Superman \S/]

Lol

[Morgoth]

Superman would never say "Huge forehead chick"Why, you know him personally? :)

[Morgoth]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/chris-reeve-movies/kal-el_jor-el.jpg

Superman: Dad, where do babies come from?
JOREL: Ask Lois.Hey, too much like mine from the previous page! :mad: :)

[Morgoth]

Haha:up: Nice, I like that one. :) :up: Glad you like it.

[Morgoth]

If you don't like Superman (as you said so), please, DON'T POST HERE!.Get a sense of humor. :supes:

[Morgoth]

http://www.bluetights.net/gallery/albums/videogame/trailer1/010.jpg

http://proton.ucting.udg.mx/galeria/audio/G_CLEF.GIF

Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,
It should've been somebody else.

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

It's like a light of a new day-,
It came from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the spell I was in,
Making all of my wishes come true-.

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me. http://proton.ucting.udg.mx/galeria/audio/G_CLEF.GIF




Brandon "Superman" Routh: Darn it Bryan why did you hire Ralph Hinkley to be my flight coach!?

That is great. :up:

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1787/pic68yx.jpg


"OTIS don't make me get the banjo out."

[Morgoth]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

"Superboy, this isn't a lime popsicle, it's Krypto-yargh!!!"

[Shamik]

Hey, too much like mine from the previous page! :mad: :)

I think that anyone following these pages would know that mine was in addition to yours. Get a sense of humor.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8034/sl0001gccopy26mt.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Excuse me while I whip this out..."

[Sverdlovski]

Get a sense of humor. :supes:

I do have a sense of humour. The thing is, you yourself said Superman was lame and boring... so why are you posting in a forum about a Superman movie?

[Mentok]

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/57114761.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEC27F9A8ADF0753AF

Fanning - "Oh my gosh!"

Jackman - "Well hello there..."

*Fanning walks past Jackman*

Fanning - "Hi Brandon, I am a huge fan!"

Routh - "Why thank you!"

Jackman - *mumbles* "But... But... Im wolverine!" :(

[Spider-jedi]

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/57114821.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE1400E3C64F720668
Brandon Routh: So they asked you to do this movie right?
M. Night: Yeah, I guess they didn't like my idea for a story.
Brandon Routh: Gee, what idea was that?
M. Night: Superman living in a village and being contacted by alien ghosts.
Brandon Routh: Thats...nice.


:up:

[The Batman]

Get a sense of humor. :supes:

no, he's right. you're freaking trolling, man.

[Zor-El]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/supermanreturns29.jpg
JIMMY: It's actually more like a prolonged engagement...but if you ask me, she's still in love with you-know-who...
CLARK: LORD VOLDEMORT!?:eek:
JIMMY: Yeah you think thats weird, you should see their kid.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/anhesbrotj/gof21.jpg
HARRY: Hi.

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

Jimmy - "Hey Clark & Richard check out this Note we just got in"

Richard - "Clark do you know how to read this note"

Clark - "Sure I know what it says"

Richard - "What"

Clark - "There are Snakes On A Mother ****ing Plane"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/do5.jpg

Jimmy - "Snakes On A Plane" ?

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/eoa.jpg

Richard - "Yep Snakes On A Plane its on the news"

Kid - "Cool"

Lois - "I just heard Samuel L Jackson is on that Plane"

Clark - "Hey guys I will be back soon"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/co1.jpg

Superman - "**** Samuel L Jackson. I will take care of the Snakes On A Plane. I am The Man"

[BareKnucklez]

http://ng.jeremy.googlepages.com/sorryclark.jpg

Superman: "Lois??? WHY!!!"

Lois: "He's NOT faster than a speeding bullet in bed"


HEHEHEHE :up::p

SUPERMAN'S NICKNAME IN BED IS "THE 60 SECOND ASSASSIN!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/superman_05.jpg

Jimmy - "Hey Clark & Richard check out this Note we just got in"

Richard - "Clark do you know how to read this note"

Clark - "Sure I know what it says"

Richard - "What"

Clark - "There are Snakes On A Mother ****ing Plane"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/do5.jpg

Jimmy - "Snakes On A Plane" ?

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/eoa.jpg

Richard - "Yep Snakes On A Plane its on the news"

Kid - "Cool"

Lois - "I just heard Samuel L Jackson is on that Plane"

Clark - "Hey guys I will be back soon"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/co1.jpg

Superman - "**** Samuel L Jackson. I will take care of the Snakes On A Plane. I am The Man"
Bwahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/57114761.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEC27F9A8ADF0753AF

Fanning - "Oh my gosh!"

Jackman - "Well hello there..."

*Fanning walks past Jackman*

Fanning - "Hi Brandon, I am a huge fan!"

Routh - "Why thank you!"

Jackman - *mumbles* "But... But... Im wolverine!" :(
Hahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/co1.jpg
ROUTH: "Why is my suit all scaley?"

[TheSumOfGod]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/co1.jpg

Routh: "Man, I can't wait for the Superman versus Batman movie we're gonna make in 2015 after the two SR sequels in 2009 and 2012. Waitaminute... I'll be in my thirties by then... I hope Singer doesn't replace me with a younger actor... "

http://www.lsua.edu/picofweek/_i/l-superman.jpg

Young Superman: "Sorry, Brandon, but I've already signed the contract. I'm the one who's gonna kick Bale's a**."

[Immortalfire]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg
ROUTH: "So was playing a yuppie serial killer fun?"
BALE: "Look I don't want to talk about it anymore."
ROUTH: "But-"
BALE: "No."
ROUTH: "I-"
BALE: "No."
ROUTH: "Was-"
BALE: "No."
ROUTH: "Just-"
BALE: "No."
ROUTH: "Wondering."
BALE: "Shut up." Hahaha :D

[MaskedManJRK]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/co1.jpg

SUPERMAN: Some motherf**kers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/supermanreturns29.jpg
JIMMY: It's actually more like a prolonged engagement...but if you ask me, she's still in love with you-know-who...
CLARK: LORD VOLDEMORT!?:eek:
JIMMY: Yeah you think thats weird, you should see their kid.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/anhesbrotj/gof21.jpg
HARRY: Hi.

:D:up:

[Dr. Fate]

Hahaha :D
Thanks.

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns46.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Oh, so that's where I left my Super Nintendo. I was wondering what happened to that..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg
ROUTH: "How come you got to have the Kate who was nice and round in all the right places while I have the Kate with two different colored eyes and the build of a bean pole?"
BALE: "If it makes you feel any better, she's gonna spend the rest of her life fighting custody battles with Tom Cruise over their luv child after they split in the Spring."
ROUTH: "They're splitting in the Spring?"
BALE: "Right after the kid's born, says Life & Style. They're only faking it to delay the full spread pain."
ROUTH: "Ouch."

[Superman \S/]

Hilarious. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks Superman \S/.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns46.jpg
SUPERMAN: "There is an idea that is Superman, an abstraction. But there is no real me. You may see me, you may shake my hand and feel a steel grip, and you might even sense that I am the embodiment of that is right and good in this world, but the truth is at the core of it all I simply am not there."

[Excel]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg



routh: dont you just love the nice, rolling mountains of kansas?

bale: kansas doesnt have any mountins...

routh: yeah it does, their right over there, see?

bale: brandon, i went to princeton. the actual state of kansas doesnt have mountains.

routh-but their right over there- i can see them, ill fly you over with my super powered flight-

bale-THERES NO - ****ING-MOUNTAINS-ITS A - ****ING- DIRECTOR GOOF!

[SolidSnakeMGS]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg
Clark : Wow, Bruce. You came in that thing??
Bruce : Yeah, it gets crap gas mileage. Chicks dig it though!
Clark : At least it doesn't have ****ing neon lights all over it!
Bruce : True.

[Immortalfire]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg
Clark: Looks like the Hatfields and McCoys are at it again.
Bruce: They're still feuding and fighting over a load of meaningless junk after all this time?
Clark: Reminds me of Superhero Hype.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6107/wf2ce.jpg
ROUTH: "Damn these jeans are too tight... damn that Singer."
BALE: "Wanna swap?"
ROUTH: "Shut up."

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1787/pic68yx.jpg


"OTIS don't make me get the banjo out."


Nobody got this did they?

[Shamik]

Bobby Trippe in Deliverance.

[Bad Superman]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1787/pic68yx.jpg

WALKER ON THE STREET: Hey yo, is Mr. Bigglesworth around?

LEX: F@$k you.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Bobby Trippe in Deliverance.


:up:

guess it just wasn't funny.

[Shamik]

Yes sir, you are correct sir.

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2703/16pv1.jpg

Mystique - "Superman & the Brotherhood says hi"

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2717/25ln1.jpg

Magneto - "It is done"

Superman - "She's good"

Magneto - "Best on the Market & hey if you ever need anyone else to be taken care of you let me know"

Superman - "I have been thinking about going after Tom Cruise"

Magneto - "We will do that one for free"

Superman - "Two of the X-Men are behind us by the way"

Magneto - "They have no idea what just went on so I would not worry"

Superman - "I will call you next week to disucuss plans to take care of Tom Cruise"

Magneto - "Looking forward to it"

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/4477/34zp.jpg

Storm - "My god Superman & the Brotherhood just took out Tom Welling"

Logan - "I wanted to be the one to take him out. But hey they are going after Tom Cruise next maybe they will let me in on that"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2703/16pv1.jpg

Mystique - "Superman & the Brotherhood says hi"

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2717/25ln1.jpg

Magneto - "It is done"

Superman - "She's good"

Magneto - "Best on the Market & hey if you ever need anyone else to be taken care of you let me know"

Superman - "I have been thinking about going after Tom Cruise"

Magneto - "We will do that one for free"

Superman - "Two of the X-Men are behind us by the way"

Magneto - "They have no idea what just went on so I would not worry"

Superman - "I will call you next week to disucuss plans to take care of Tom Cruise"

Magneto - "Looking forward to it"

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/4477/34zp.jpg

Storm - "My god Superman & the Brotherhood just took out Tom Welling"

Logan - "I wanted to be the one to take him out. But hey they are going after Tom Cruise next maybe they will let me in on that"
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
http://www.usuarios.lycos.es/kalel2005/superftv2ag.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I must rescue the sweet and adorable Katie Holmes from the diabolical cluthces of the mad scientist Tom Cruise! Additionally, I must see to it that Katie gives birth in a hospital with lots of pain medication and the freedom to make all the noise she wants during the childbirth process."

[Batman]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
http://www.usuarios.lycos.es/kalel2005/superftv2ag.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I must rescue the sweet and adorable Katie Holmes from the diabolical cluthces of the mad scientist Tom Cruise! Additionally, I must see to it that Katie gives birth in a hospital with lots of pain medication and the freedom to make all the noise she wants during the childbirth process."

...

That sounds like something I would say. :o :(

[Sverdlovski]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20ShoWest/ShoWest_005.jpg

Pull my finger

[wiegeabo]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20ShoWest/ShoWest_005.jpg

"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."

[SolidSnakeMGS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/reeveonTV.jpg
White : Quiet, Clark. Superman The Movie is on!
Lane : Such a big...S Shield! Oh my...

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/reeveonTV.jpg
White : Quiet, Clark. Superman The Movie is on!
Lane : Such a big...S Shield! Oh my...

:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/Col_Kilgore/forums/reeveonTV.jpg
White : Quiet, Clark. Superman The Movie is on!
Lane : Such a big...S Shield! Oh my...
Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20ShoWest/ShoWest_005.jpg
ROUTH: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself! And Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest."

[Bad Superman]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20ShoWest/ShoWest_005.jpg

ROUTH: Uh, excuse me. Before we begin, anyone have a napkin?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8421/batmanonroof5su.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You ever get the feeling people are enarmored with Brokeback Mountain?"
BATMAN: "Oh yeah, definitely."

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20ShoWest/ShoWest_005.jpg

Routh: And the lord said..become superman and you will become the biggest star on the planet Thank you jesus.

Crowd: Thankyou jesus..

Routh: God loves you my children and he wants you to go and see superman Returns.

Crowd: Yes my lord

Routh: the lord wants you to buy lots superman merchandise

Crowd: Thank you jesus.

Routh:cheques made payable to B.Routh care of warner Bros.

[Bad Superman]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid81/p72ba7c62fae1b311503c3eb0013cb518/faf235b6.jpg

STAYING ALIVE


http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20ShoWest/ShoWest_005.jpg

STAYING ALIVE II: METROPOLIS NIGHTS

[Morgoth]

I think that anyone following these pages would know that mine was in addition to yours. Get a sense of humor.I know yours was an addition and I wasn't being a jerk, I was joking, that's why I put the smilie face there, but you didn't get that obvious statement, so never mind.

[Morgoth]

I do have a sense of humour. The thing is, you yourself said Superman was lame and boring... so why are you posting in a forum about a Superman movie?I was trying to give it a chance but it's the SR fans that are lame, to bend over and take this crappy movie. Good bye.

[true316]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid81/p72ba7c62fae1b311503c3eb0013cb518/faf235b6.jpg



STAYING ALIVE



http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20ShoWest/ShoWest_005.jpg


STAYING ALIVE II: METROPOLIS NIGHTS


LOL! That's AWESOME Bad Superman! I bet when Brandon Routh was coming down form the podium after receiving his award he said:

"There's only one thing to do at a time like this... STRUT!"

(Cue Bee Gees) :p :up:

[SolidSnakeMGS]

^What the hell was he talking about to be pointing his finger up in the air like that :confused:

[Sverdlovski]

^What the hell was he talking about to be pointing his finger up in the air like that :confused:

That he didn't expect anything like that montage that appeared on the screen, with shots of him behind the scenes and SInger, Donner, Langella and Marsden talking about him.

[Sverdlovski]

I was trying to give it a chance but it's the SR fans that are lame, to bend over and take this crappy movie. Good bye.

You won't be missed. :o

[SolidSnakeMGS]

That he didn't expect anything like that montage that appeared on the screen, with shots of him behind the scenes and SInger, Donner, Langella and Marsden talking about him.

Cool, thanks :up:

[Bad Superman]

I was trying to give it a chance but it's the SR fans that are lame, to bend over and take this crappy movie. Good bye.

http://members.cox.net/azsoutheast/CryBaby.gif

LOL! That's AWESOME Bad Superman! I bet when Brandon Routh was coming down form the podium after receiving his award he said:

"There's only one thing to do at a time like this... STRUT!"

(Cue Bee Gees) :p :up:

Thanx!!! Good one :D

[krpton2]

lol

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a2/Absolutekingdom.jpg/775px-Absolutekingdom.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Absolutekingdom.jpg)
KINGDOM COME SUPERMAN: "You're gonna go see Superman Returns and you're gonna like it! Or else me and my posse here are gonna open up a six pack of whoop ass on y'all!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/21/KingdomCome.jpg/392px-KingdomCome.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/KingdomCome.jpg)
KINGDOM COME SUPERMAN: "Pack out all canvas you fairy tale sea snakes! Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo get 'em!!!"

[wiegeabo]

I was trying to give it a chance but it's the SR fans that are lame, to bend over and take this crappy movie. Good bye.


Save this quote. Because if SR kicks ass it'll be priceless.


Of course, even if he loves it he'll probably say he didn't just so we can't prove him wrong.

[Dr. Fate]

Back to business...

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2717/25ln1.jpg
MAGNETO: "My power of magnetism fails to move the Man of Steel?! Inconceivable!"
SUPERMAN: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[Morgoth]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2717/25ln1.jpg

"Hey Superboy, quit starin' at my package."

[Morgoth]

Save this quote. Because if SR kicks ass it'll be priceless.


Of course, even if he loves it he'll probably say he didn't just so we can't prove him wrong.I can be the bigger man and say if I like something or not, but in this day and age, with all the tech available and all that can be done, Superman could've had a big, faithful to the comics movie, and that is what bothers me. I'll just watch the animated series for a good Superman story brought to life.

[Morgoth]

You won't be missed. :oI'll miss you. :)

[Morgoth]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8421/batmanonroof5su.jpg
Clark:"Thanks for covering me Bruce, I don't know how I lost my pants!"

[Sverdlovski]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/172427/2/istockphoto_172427_geek_series_1.jpg

ANGRY FANBOY: Hey, Superboy! Superboy Returns sucks! You suck! Superman is LAME!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_returns/brandon_routh/supes2.jpg
Superman: You talkin' to me?

http://spiderman.nicanordavid.com/SPIDERMAN-0276-small.jpg
Spiderman: Oh no, not this again...

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_returns/brandon_routh/supes2.jpg
Superman: You talking to ME??

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/172427/2/istockphoto_172427_geek_series_1.jpg
Angry Fanboy: Yo! Superlame! X3 is gonna destroy your little movie, supersucks returns!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/Antoblueberry/MagnetoGangSM.jpg
Magneto: Angry Fanboy is right... you don't even compare to us, Superman.

http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/434/25ln14yj.jpg
Magneto: STOP right there, Superman! I won't let y-...
Superman: *rolleyes*

Continues below... VVVVVV

[Sverdlovski]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/687/xmen3s55eq2ro.jpg
Magneto: HUMPF!

http://www.dg-promotions.org/chicago/specialevent/Spiderman%201.jpg
Spiderman: I told you... don't get Superman angry... you won't like to see him angry... but noooooooooooooo... no one ever listens to what I say...

[Immortalfire]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"Hey Spidey..."

http://www.boxoffice.com/jpg/apr02/spider-man2.jpg
"Yo."

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"How did you handle the immense success of your movies?"

http://www.boxoffice.com/jpg/apr02/spider-man2.jpg
"With dignity and a cool thanks to the fans."

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"What about the ******y, moron fanboys?"

http://www.boxoffice.com/jpg/apr02/spider-man2.jpg
"Security dealt with them...quietly.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"Cool."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"Hey Spidey..."

http://www.boxoffice.com/jpg/apr02/spider-man2.jpg
"Yo."

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"How did you handle the immense success of your movies?"

http://www.boxoffice.com/jpg/apr02/spider-man2.jpg
"With dignity and a cool thanks to the fans."

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"What about the ******y, moron fanboys?"

http://www.boxoffice.com/jpg/apr02/spider-man2.jpg
"Security dealt with them...quietly.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"Cool."
Hahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"My 'S' is red, damn it! Not purple, not burgundy, red! I swear to God it's red! Just look at this shot, it's clearly red!"

[Immortalfire]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"Did someone say....pork rinds?"

[rohitiyer]

http://www.cmp-art.com/images/childrensweb/childrensweb6.jpg

Little kid: "...and so Richard is actually NOT my dad!"

Supes: "Well, that's obvious..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"Did someone say....pork rinds?"
Hahahahahahaha

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/cards/supermancard1.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "So you and Lois are officially-"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah."
WONDER WOMAN: "Surely?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah."
WONDER WOMAN: "Truly?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah."
WONDER WOMAN: "Without a doubt?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah."
WONDER WOMAN: "So then... are you available this Friday night?"

[JamalYIgle]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/Antoblueberry/MagnetoGangSM.jpg
We are not men.... We are DEVO!

[Mr. Thing]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/Antoblueberry/MagnetoGangSM.jpg
We are not men.... We are DEVO!

Devo = :up:

Kudos to you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/Antoblueberry/MagnetoGangSM.jpg
MAGNETO: "So this is your Fortress of Solitude, eh? It's not very grand."
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Whatever. Who's the naked blue chick?"

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/cards/supermancard1.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "So I was at band camp-"
SUPERMAN: "Please, enough with the flute up the [BLEEP] at band camp story!"

[Morgoth]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"Hey Morgoth you rule!"

http://www.boxoffice.com/jpg/apr02/spider-man2.jpg
"Yeah he is pretty cool."





Guys I actually meant it when I said before I was trying to give this a try, I just thought, when I heard about a new Supes movie, we would finally get some big, faithful to the comics, new, Superman movie.

I don't mean to be a jerk, I'm soryy and I take back all the bad things I said about this movie and Superman. I know how annoying it is for some jerk to come into your thread when your having fun and mess it up.

I'll be a nice boy. :)

[Morgoth]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20ShoWest/ShoWest_005.jpg


"Listen up Humans!, you shall bow before Kal-El, and my Kryptonian ways!"

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/Antoblueberry/MagnetoGangSM.jpg
Magneto:"Guys he's not looking too bad."
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg

"I've been told I'm growing into the outfit."

[Morgoth]

http://members.cox.net/azsoutheast/CryBaby.gif

Morgoth:"I couldn't have things my way!"

[Morgoth]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"Winged Freak Terrorizes. Wait'll they get a load o' me."

[patrickbateman]

http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/albums/Events/2006%20ShoWest/ShoWest_005.jpg

(does the steve jobs voice)

"as you can see the the i-pod come with the a multitude of new features"

[GothicPowerMix1]

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/1677/untitled1copy8ja.jpg

Batman - "So you see Superman that is my problem"

Superman - "If you ask me Batman this is what you should do"

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/336/dddddd00000005qu.jpg

Spider-Man - "So this is what Superman has been up to these last 6 Years"

[Batman]

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/1677/untitled1copy8ja.jpg

Batman: "Katie."

Superman: "Kate."

Batman: "Katie."

Superman: "Kate."

Batman: "Katie!"

Superman: "Kate!"

Batman: "...Kate."

Superman: "Katie!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"Winged Freak Terrorizes. Wait'll they get a load o' me."
Nyahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/1677/untitled1copy8ja.jpg

Batman: "Katie."

Superman: "Kate."

Batman: "Katie."

Superman: "Kate."

Batman: "Katie!"

Superman: "Kate!"

Batman: "...Kate."

Superman: "Katie!"
Hahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/1677/untitled1copy8ja.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Whoa Bruce, you're like 7-feet tall. You on steroids or something?"
BATMAN: "Nope, something better. I'm on... Prep Time!"
SUPERMAN: "Damn it, I knew you were gonna say that."

[Showtime]

http://www.cmp-art.com/images/childrensweb/childrensweb6.jpg

Little kid: "...and so Richard is actually NOT my dad!"

Supes: "Well, that's obvious..."

:) :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-re-i.jpg

SUPERMAN: "You stay classy... planet Earth."

[Immortalfire]

SUPERMAN: "Whoa Bruce, you're like 7-feet tall. You on steroids or something?"
BATMAN: "Nope, something better. I'm on... Prep Time!"
SUPERMAN: "Damn it, I knew you were gonna say that." Haha, excellent :up:

[Dr. Fate]

Haha, excellent :up:
Thanks.

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman4/i-sup4e.jpg
LEX LUTHOR: "Alright boys, I want a nice clean game... well, actually no I don't."

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg
NUCLEAR MAN: "Friends!"
SUPERMAN: "Seinfeld!"
NUCLEAR MAN: "Friends!"
SUPERMAN: "Seinfeld!"

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman4/i-sup4c.jpg
LACY: "I've always had a fetish for men in glasses."
CLARK: "Really?" [thinks to self] "Score!"

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman4/i-sup4a.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Let's see, reconnect the thing-a-ma-jig to the whatchamacallit here..."

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Have no fear, you good God fearing Catholics, I Superman shall succeed where Batman failed in rescuing Katie Holmes and her unborn child from the clutches of that diabolical Tom Cruise!"

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-supcomes.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Alright Cruise, where are you hiding Miss Katie Holmes?!"

[Morgoth]

Nyahahahahahahaha:) :up:

[Morgoth]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg
Superman:"Peanutbutter!"

Nuclear Man:"Jelly!"

Superman:"Peanutbutter!"

Nuclear Man:"Jelly!"

Superman:"Pean-Wait, we could have both together!"






http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg


"Live long and prosper."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg
Superman:"Peanutbutter!"

Nuclear Man:"Jelly!"

Superman:"Peanutbutter!"

Nuclear Man:"Jelly!"

Superman:"Pean-Wait, we could have both together!"






http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg
"Live long and prosper."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am living, breathing proof that spandex can and does work!"

[Morgoth]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - :)

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am living, breathing proof that spandex can and does work!":) :up:

[Morgoth]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-supcomes.jpg

"I came for da' beer & da' *****es."

[Morgoth]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-re-i.jpg

SUPERMAN: "You stay classy... planet Earth.":up: :up:

[Morgoth]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

Clark:"Wait, while I was gone they canceled Friends, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Morgoth]

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
"Bryan Singer, I'm here to put an end to your evil schemes!":up: :up:

[Morgoth]

This is what I think of the Classic Costume!

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8906/cpu44a3pv.jpg
(http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cpu44a3pv.jpg):up: :up: :)

[C. Lee]

Morgoth.....keep it clean.....and it's starting to look like you're only here to increase your post count with all of the quoting.

[Dr. Fate]

:up: :up:
Thanks. The Captain Marvel one's an older one though.

And hey, who isn't here just to expand his number of posts?

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "How come they haven't made my movie yet?!"

[Brian Braddock]

I'm not just trying to increase my post count

[Brian Braddock]

well,......maybe.

[Brian Braddock]

No, definately -I'm not.

[Brian Braddock]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg


Nuclearman : "I'm gonna take rip that wig straight offa your head!!!"

Superman : "Getoutahere!!"



http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg


"Seriously, if anyone tries to grab the wig, I'm outa here!"

[screech_turbo]

.....

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg
SUPERMAN: "No, the S stands for Superman, not Scientology Man, Scientologist Man or whatever other goofy names you may have thought of!"

[SuperDaniel]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg
*sneezes*
Superman: Does anybody have a tissue?
Pedestrian: Use your cape, fool!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg
NUCLEAR MAN: "Skittles!"
SUPERMAN: "M&Ms!"
NUCLEAR MAN: "Skittles!"
SUPERMAN: "M&Ms!"

[screech_turbo]

....

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/cards/supermancard1.jpg
SUPERMAN [thinking]: "Hmm... I wonder if I'm fast enough to grab her arse without her noticing..."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/cards/supermancard1.jpg

"It's ok Clark. It happens to every man sooner or later."

"Not to me it doesn't!"

[Shamik]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg

Nuclear Man: Tastes better!

Superman: LESS FILLING!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman3/blow.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Ah... ah... AHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman3/i-sup3a.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Must save Trinity!"

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman3/i-sup3e.jpg
CHRIS REEVE: "I'm startin' to think Michael Keaton had the right idea: get out AFTER the second movie..."

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman3/eyeplant.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Curse you fire ants! I'll teach you to ruin my picnic!"

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman3/i-sup3f.jpg
LANA LANG: "Give me some sugar, baby!"

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman3/sman15.jpg
"I'm too sexy for my shirt..."

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman3/i-sup3c.jpg
SUPERMAN: "That's no moon... it's a space station!"

[SolidSnakeMGS]

http://digilander.libero.it/davidhasselhoff/foto/nickfury/fury1.jpg
David Hasselfhoff as Nick Fury : "Wow, that new Superman costume looks nothing like the comic! Do they have no respect??"

[explode7]

:down

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg
SUPERMAN: "V For Vendetta is not pro-terrorism! It's anti-Bush but I can assure you it's not pro-terrorism!"

[patrickbateman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

whattttt? McG to direct a superman movie with Josh Hartnet?

[screech_turbo]

......

[wiegeabo]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg

"It's all right citizens. I'm here now."

"Oh thank god, it's Captain Marvel!"

"No, I'm Superman."

"We're glad you're here Captain Marvel."

"No. It's Superman!"

"Captain Marvel?"

"Superman."

"Captain Marvel."

"No. Su-per-man."

"Cap-tain Mar-vel."

"No, no. S...U..."

"C...A..."

"D'oh!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg

"It's all right citizens. I'm here now."

"Oh thank god, it's Captain Marvel!"

"No, I'm Superman."

"We're glad you're here Captain Marvel."

"No. It's Superman!"

"Captain Marvel?"

"Superman."

"Captain Marvel."

"No. Su-per-man."

"Cap-tain Mar-vel."

"No, no. S...U..."

"C...A..."

"D'oh!"
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up:

Guys, I've got to confess, it's very tempting to take the pic of Brandon Routh reading the news paper and write in "What, Christopher Reeve died?!" or "Dana Reeve died?! Noooo!" But I'm fighting the urge because it seems like it would be in bad taste.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Talk to the hand!"

Sorry, had to do it.

[Superman \S/]

It would be in bad taste buti see where you're going man. :up: For attempts at humor though let's just keep it funny and use the Reeve pics or SR pics. :)

[Superman \S/]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Talk to the hand!"

Sorry, had to do it.

LOL! It serves well. :up:

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://digilander.libero.it/davidhasselhoff/foto/nickfury/fury1.jpg
David Hasselfhoff as Nick Fury : "Wow, that new Superman costume looks nothing like the comic! Do they have no respect??"



The hoff was a good nick fury..

It was almost made into a series.

[Emerald Knight]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg

Superman: People please, STOP with the questioning. I need to find a bathroom! :eek:

[Dr. Fate]

LOL! It serves well. :up:
Thanks.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg
Nuclear Man: "Duck season!"
Superman: "Wabbit season!"
Nuclear Man: "Duck season!"
Superman: "Wabbit season!"

[Zor-El]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/magazines/mag4b.jpg
Nuclear Man: "Duck season!"
Superman: "Wabbit season!"
Nuclear Man: "Duck season!"
Superman: "Wabbit season!"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/anhesbrotj/elmers5.jpg
Awww Cwap.
This movie is veeeewwy wediculous.
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg
Superman: "I'll be back."

[BareKnucklez]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-stndback.jpg
Superman: I saw this on tv once... http://i1.tinypic.com/sdgzg3.gif






:p

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman3/i-sup3c.jpg
SUPERMAN: "When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go... Down Town... maybe you know some little places to go to where they never close... Down Town..."

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/anhesbrotj/elmers5.jpg

"We wiww soon see who's faster 'dan a speeding buwwet."

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/a_legrange/1ab1.jpg

"Sorry little Timmy, you've seen my secret identity, now you must die!"

[Nivek]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/a_legrange/1ab1.jpg

"and now to erase your memory..."


(For the Drawn Together Captain Hero fans)

[Mr. Thing]

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/6103/routhcu13if.jpg

LOIS: Hey Superman, my face is up here.

[Morgoth]

http://www.theamericanmind.com/images/terihatcher-superman.jpg
"Guess what I just did."

[Morgoth]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/SD-2540_BlueTights.jpg

"Nothin' like poopin' in the barn and readin' the paper."

[SuperDaniel]

ahahahahahahaahahaha

[Morgoth]

ahahahahahahaahahahaGlad you liked them.

[Morgoth]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman/i-re-i.jpg

"I'm gonna kill you all, and do it with a big smile on my face."

[Bad Superman]

WOW. . . first time I've been censored. . . My caption was deleted. . .

Either someone lacks a sense of humor or have (plural) too thin skin that were offended.

[Morgoth]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
Clark:"I know you have a problem, I just saw you throwing up in your purse."

[Morgoth]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2052/supes0nz.jpg

Superman:"Well would ya' look at that, I pee green."

[Morgoth]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/Bobby1138/superman_retrn__06.jpg

"Look at my boobies!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
Clark:"I know you have a problem, I just saw you throwing up in your purse."
Hahahahahahaha

[Morgoth]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8906/cpu44a3pv.jpg (http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cpu44a3pv.jpg)

Doomsinger:"I will break you!"

[Morgoth]

Hahahahahahaha:) :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
LOIS: "Let me tell you about this guy I know, Jack... mean kid, bad seed... hurt people."
CLARK: "I like him already."

Just ten more pages guy, ten more! 100 isn't too far away!

[Morgoth]

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/7470/darkredlowres7dk.jpg

"No, no wait, yep, yup,... I crapped my pants."

[Morgoth]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
LOIS: "Let me tell you about this guy I know, Jack... mean kid, bad seed... hurt people."
CLARK: "I like him already."

Heh, heh.

[Morgoth]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6198/dsc000429yg.jpg

"Oh yeah I like that, squeeze harder!"

[Showtime]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
Lois: Clark, will you marry me.
Clark: Do you see me here? I am down on one knee! What do you think I might be preparing for? Gee Lois, everything is a competition with you.

[Morgoth]

http://www.geocities.com/tomhards/routhmanip.jpg

"This Acid is freakin' me out!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_14.jpg
"I wonder if Jimmy will notice my pink lip gloss."

[Dr. Fate]

http://lastson.free.fr/gallerie/albums/userpics/10001/Clark%26LoisMTV.jpg
Lois: Clark, will you marry me.
Clark: Do you see me here? I am down on one knee! What do you think I might be preparing for? Gee Lois, everything is a competition with you.
Hahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/7470/darkredlowres7dk.jpg
ROUTH [watching 'Matrix Revolutions' on big screen overhead TV]: "I can feel my IQ getting lower by the minute!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/7470/darkredlowres7dk.jpg
ROUTH: "Why haven't I been digitally reformatted to look like Captain Marvel yet?! They got that pic of Reeve as Captain Marvel but they don't have one of me! What's the deal?"

[SolidSnakeMGS]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_14.jpg
"Damn, I put my S Symbol on inside out again! I can't believe I flew around all day like this..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_14.jpg
"Damn, I put my S Symbol on inside out again! I can't believe I flew around all day like this..."
Hahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_14.jpg
"Ben Affleck as George Reeves?! Inconceivable!"

[BareKnucklez]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_14.jpg
"I wonder if Jimmy will notice my pink lip gloss."


:up: HAHAHA!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/7470/darkredlowres7dk.jpg
ROUTH: "I wanna ROCK!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman3/sman15.jpg
REEVE: "Sloth!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/superman3/sman15.jpg
REEVE: "Sloth!"Hey I did that one already! :) I think it was over at JL though.

[Morgoth]

:up: HAHAHA!Hee hee.:supes:

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_14.jpg


Oh ****...i flew around with lois all day and forgot to take of the glasses.

[Morgoth]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_14.jpg

"Damn, I knew the guy that made this suit was dislexic!"

[Dr. Fate]

Hey I did that one already! :) I think it was over at JL though.
No harm no foul then. :supes:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_14.jpg


Oh ****...i flew around with lois all day and forgot to take of the glasses.
Nyahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_CL_14.jpg

"Damn, I knew the guy that made this suit was dislexic!"
Nyahahahahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/sandiego/sdcc2002/saturday/spidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Arnold Schwarzenegger!"
GREEN GOBLIN: "Lou Ferrigno!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Arnold Schwarzenegger!"
GREEN GOBLIN: "Lou Ferrigno!"
SPIDEY: "Conan!"
GG: "Hulk!"
http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/7470/darkredlowres7dk.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey you kids, go fight it out on your own forum! We've got enough hostility around here as it is!"

[Immortalfire]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/superman3.jpg
"Krypton is gone....and I'm all that's left."



http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/orly.jpg