behold!!!! my amazingly awful "art"

[Lord Valumart]

yeh, i know it's crap. but it took me like a minute to do.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/pun.jpg

more soon, not that you'll care.

[Lord Valumart]

so the first one was the punisher, this one is the 9th Doctor(chris) and the TARDIS:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/docTARDIS.jpg

[Lady Stormcrow]

hee hee! I like those!!

[Lord Valumart]

you like them becuase they make you laugh, don't you, DON'T YOU!?

[taskmaster]

yes

[Lord Valumart]

well thats what it was drawn for, not for good coments like most other things, but for a cheap laugh!

which they got!

[Mr. Marko]

hehe...*hands over a penny*

[Lord Valumart]

thanks for the penny

if you want more laughs, comeback tomorrow, there should be some Batman and Spider-man stuff up.

and possibly superman.

[Lady Stormcrow]

yeah, they are funny, but funny to laugh with, not at! *nods*

[Lord Valumart]

yeah, they are funny, but funny to laugh with, not at! *nods*
they were never suposed to be taken seriously, however one of my mate said it does look like Chris, i told him he's blind.

[Lord Valumart]

yet another minute drawing i done after watching Spidey 2 at a mates house, laugh away!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/spideyock.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

so the first one was the punisher, this one is the 9th Doctor(chris) and the TARDIS:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/docTARDIS.jpg

I like the background on this one.

[Lord Valumart]

I like the background on this one.
it was drawn on a paper tissue box whilst i was wating on...er....some one.

[TheRiddlerkid]

yeh, i know it's crap. but it took me like a minute to do.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/pun.jpg

more soon, not that you'll care.

I like the shading on the eyes and the cape, the eyes are very well done but the head is out of porportion. and YOur perspective is alot to be desired.:down

[TheRiddlerkid]

so the first one was the punisher, this one is the 9th Doctor(chris) and the TARDIS:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/docTARDIS.jpg

Is that a Macdonalds Fry box?

[deDIKnight]

Interesting drawings man

And it does look like chris ecc as the who man

And yes i am or was blind

[Lord Valumart]

Is that a Macdonalds Fry box?
no a paper tissue box, i was board wait for some one, so i drew it.

[Lord Valumart]

Interesting drawings man

And it does look like chris ecc as the who man

And yes i am or was blind
interesting is, different.

and i still don't see how it looks like Chris, but, meh, if you think it does then it only needs one more person to say it then it's true.

[Lord Valumart]

hey, batman, Spider-man and DD on a fishing trip:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/spideybats.jpg

[Lord Valumart]

I like the shading on the eyes and the cape, the eyes are very well done but the head is out of porportion. and YOur perspective is alot to be desired.:down
wait, i have shading on the eyes!?

and i like the head out of proportioin, it's the way i draw, i uesd to be able to do a brilliant Bond, i think i've got a painting from a bout 4 years ago some where of a good one.

[Lord Valumart]

Superman caught on a pole:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/deadsupes.jpg

every ones Fav beetle:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/ringo.jpg

[deDIKnight]

Think it looks like Chris ecc cos you got his weird head right - big brow, big nose

[Lord Valumart]

Think it looks like Chris ecc cos you got his weird head right - big brow, big nose
your right, i hae slightly more talent than i thought!

[deDIKnight]

Yep and on tissue and chippy packets

yer a star!

lol;)

[Lord Valumart]

any thoughts on the new ones?

[deDIKnight]

Superman one I like a lot - if only...lol

[Lord Valumart]

Superman one I like a lot - if only...lol
that one only took me about 20 secs to draw then aabout two mint to get it up.

[Lord Valumart]

hey, if anyone wants a quck minute sketch done of something, just tell me, then you can laugh at it.

[deDIKnight]

Nah I dont hate superman really - hes pretty cool of the stuff i've seen - but he aint better than Bats

Bats has got the edge for me in that he's a human without powers - just with more gadgets and techware than James Bond

Speeding Bullets - now that was a good supes bats story

anyway how about something funny with thor or shazam?

[Lord Valumart]

Nah I dont hate superman really - hes pretty cool of the stuff i've seen - but he aint better than Bats

Bats has got the edge for me in that he's a human without powers - just with more gadgets and techware than James Bond

Speeding Bullets - now that was a good supes bats story

anyway how about something funny with thor or shazam?
i'll try Thor, OK?

but i'll have to do it later, i've got stuff to do at the moment:up:

[Lord Valumart]

here's the Thor one, Wolvies is saying "X-tra bright" just incase it's hard to read.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/wolviethor.jpg

[Lady Stormcrow]

lmao! you have a good sense of humor

[Lord Valumart]

lmao! you have a good sense of humor
thank you, but i have a WEIRD sense of humor, not a good one.

[deDIKnight]

Thats peachy man

Lmao

You should try and get into drawing again - I did - coming back from being blind- i'm still disabled but i try my best with what i have

you got a good sense of humour and a bigger, more elaborate, but still comedy cartoony versions of these would be great

I'll try and find some sites that'lly give you a leg up in doing funny cartoons
I also like your screenname - Lord Valumart - very funny

[Lord Valumart]

Thats peachy man

Lmao

You should try and get into drawing again - I did - coming back from being blind- i'm still disabled but i try my best with what i have

you got a good sense of humour and a bigger, more elaborate, but still comedy cartoony versions of these would be great

I'll try and find some sites that'lly give you a leg up in doing funny cartoons
I also like your screenname - Lord Valumart - very funny
cool, thanks man, i was never really "in to" drawing, but i had to do it for art class, and sort of developed this style that you see here.

i'd do some larger scale ones, strip stlye, but i'd never be able to keep a plot for more than two pannels.

gald you like the Thor pic.

and my SN is stolen from a book.

[The Demon's Head]

*Hands LV a Dollar*

[Lord Valumart]

*Hands LV a Dollar*
hey,m the price has went up!

[The Demon's Head]

hey,m the price has went up!
*Hands LV five Dollars*

[Lord Valumart]

*Hands LV five Dollars*
that better.

[Lord Valumart]

no one else want to see a character killed/made fun of?

[Lord Valumart]

well, i got board:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/ff.jpg

[Lord Valumart]

his cape is supposed to be caught on a nail, but it don't look like it cause of the poor scan.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/doom.jpg
Doom: Doom is traped!! This is Richards' fault! RICHARDS!!!!

[Lady Stormcrow]

lmao! That doom one is really great with the caption!!!
Though Im not quite sure whats going on it the one before it.

[Lord Valumart]

FF, torch's hands on fire, IW's well, truning invisible, Reeds looking at Torch and the THign, well, he's the rock.

[The Demon's Head]

FF, torch's hands on fire, IW's well, truning invisible, Reeds looking at Torch and the THign, well, he's the rock. Nice.
*Hands LV a blank check*

[Lord Valumart]

Nice.
*Hands LV a blank check*
*fills in cheque with a 1 and lots of 0's*

[Master Chief]

Finally, an art thread where the poster says it's awful and it actually is. :D

Still pretty amusing though, doodling rocks.

[Lord Valumart]

yes, it is awful, i know, you know, the whole DAMN world knows.

bt hey, it was posted for laughs, which they got.

[The Demon's Head]

*Hands MC a blank check*

[Lord Valumart]

name a character you want me to do next.

[The Demon's Head]

name a character you want me to do next.
Joker.

[Master Chief]

*Hands MC a blank check*

...Yay. How much money do you have? :confused:

[Lord Valumart]

Joker.
OK, i'll do it some time, post a pic of him.

[The Demon's Head]

...Yay. How much money do you have? :confused: That's... none of your business. go wild.

[Master Chief]

That's... none of your business. go wild.

Fine, I'll cash twenty bucks just to be safe. :o

Actually... maybe ten. *Paranoid*

[The Demon's Head]

Fine, I'll cash twenty bucks just to be safe. :o

Actually... maybe ten. *Paranoid* You can cash 50.

[Master Chief]

But you're handing out blank checks everywhere... :confused:

[The Demon's Head]

But you're handing out blank checks everywhere... :confused: Not everywhere. Just here and in the Lounge. :o

[Lord Valumart]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/joker.jpg
Joker: i'm a prity boy, i'm a prity boy!!

[The Demon's Head]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/joker.jpg
Joker: i'm a prity boy, i'm a prity boy!! :o :D :up:

[Lord Valumart]

:o :D :up:
your welcome.

how comw no one ever uses this :0

[The Demon's Head]

your welcome.

how comw no one ever uses this :0 :0 :0 I just did.

[Lord Valumart]

:0 :0 I just did.
good, so you liked the joker?

[Master Chief]

your welcome.

how comw no one ever uses this :0

Wants-to-go-to-the-washroom-but-can't smilie sucks. :down

[TheRiddlerkid]

wait, i have shading on the eyes!?

and i like the head out of proportioin, it's the way i draw, i uesd to be able to do a brilliant Bond, i think i've got a painting from a bout 4 years ago some where of a good one.

it was the artists perspective joke, you know being in on every detail and saying how bad it is. I didn't really mean it. I just thought it was funny at the time,

Guess not.

[Lord Valumart]

it was the artists perspective joke, you know being in on every detail and saying how bad it is. I didn't really mean it. I just thought it was funny at the time,

Guess not.
meh, you thought that would be funny, my mate though making a fish sing born to be wild would be funny, we're all different.

BTW, up next....Ghost Rider.

[Lord Valumart]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/gr.jpg

BTW, the bikes dripping petrol, thus the flames behind.

[Lord Valumart]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/cyke.jpg

and

it's a fridge magnet on his claws.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/wolvie.jpg
Wolvie: Why did i walk by the fridge?

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Lol.I liked The Joker one & Superman caught on a pole.

[Lord Valumart]

everyone likes Supes on a pole.

i think it's cause they al wish it would happen, my fav is Doom.

[Master Chief]

Why're they so small?

[Lord Valumart]

Why're they so small?
some people make pics big to compensate for something, i do the oposite.

[Master Chief]

Blah, I can barely tell what the hell they are.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Blah, I can barely tell what the hell they are.
Get a magnifying glass.:o

[Master Chief]

But then I'll feel old. :(

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

But then I'll feel old. :(
Then trying getting a cool-looking one.I got one that pops out,makes me feel like a detective!..not the old one's anyway..:o :0

[Lord Valumart]

i'll try and make them bigger next time, ok?

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I see them fine but okay.

[Lord Valumart]

meh, if MC to old then thats his problem, i like drawing small, i can fit more things on t the page.

[Master Chief]

Then trying getting a cool-looking one.I got one that pops out,makes me feel like a detective!..not the old one's anyway..:o :0

I'll just go and borrow my grandfathers. :o

meh, if MC to old then thats his problem, i like drawing small, i can fit more things on t the page.

I'm 15. :( Meh, resizing them at least a littttle bit wouldn't hurt.

[Lord Valumart]

i have resized them they are bigger than on the paper.

[Master Chief]

...You draw really small. :eek:

[Lord Valumart]

yes i do.

[moleman]

meh, you thought that would be funny, my mate though making a fish sing born to be wild would be funny, we're all different.

BTW, up next....Ghost Rider.

I'll have you know that the fish thing got quite a big laugh. And some very odd looks from the other table.
Suprisingly I actually think that these pictures look quite good. draw the Thing riding a penguin. All artists need a challenge.

[Lord Valumart]

I'll have you know that the fish thing got quite a big laugh. And some very odd looks from the other table.
Suprisingly I actually think that these pictures look quite good. draw the Thing riding a penguin. All artists need a challenge.
i can't draw Penguins:(

and i don't have any paper left in the house.

moleman, if you do think those pics are good, then you haven't looked around Fan Art.

[moleman]

i can't draw Penguins:(

and i don't have any paper left in the house.

moleman, if you do think those pics are good, then you haven't looked around Fan Art.

Well obviously they're not as good as some of the pictures i've seen around here, but since you do only have one finger then they're not half bad

[Lord Valumart]

Well obviously they're not as good as some of the pictures i've seen around here, but since you do only have one finger then they're not half badHEY!!

i have the full number of fingers, 9, and two thumbs!

[Lord Valumart]

as requested, the Thing on a Pingo....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/mrthing.jpg

[The Demon's Head]

as requested, the Thing on a Pingo....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/mrthing.jpg :D :D :D :up:

[lovesteppenwolf]

..................................no Comment!

[Lord Valumart]

:D :D :D :up:
well, Thing on a Pingo seamed boring unless i did that or a pic that would have goten me banned.

[Lord Valumart]

..................................no Comment!
why?

[The Demon's Head]

well, Thing on a Pingo seamed boring unless i did that or a pic that would have goten me banned. *Bursts out laughing*

[Lord Valumart]

*Bursts out laughing*
hey, it's true, i tell the truth 100%

[Lord Valumart]

yeh, tought you might want to know, my first EVER comic strip will be up soon.

just got to fix the scanner.

[Can You Say]

l don't like your stuff. :down

[Lord Valumart]

l don't like your stuff. :down
i don't care, i did it for a quick laugh, i know i can't draw. but i do have a twisted sense of humor and a bunch of pre made up characters to screw around with:up:

[Can You Say]

i don't care, i did it for a quick laugh, i know i can't draw. but i do have a twisted sense of humor and a bunch of pre made up characters to screw around with:up:

......










:down

[Lord Valumart]

why :down?

[Can You Say]

everyone has the power to draw decent, your just staying in your comfort zone by posting stupid pictures and saying "I SUCK!" hoping to get a laugh

ugh

[Lord Valumart]

seriously, thats all i can do, if you don't like it, fine.

i have never taken anything seriously, so why should drwing be any different?
i like thae fact that people find them funny, i just like to make people laugh, if i was older i'd try to be a stnd up comedian, byut i can't since the only place i'd be able to do it would be at my school, and then i'd proably be droped for someone who can "sing".

if my pics get laughs then they have done their job.

[Can You Say]

one laugh

you're capable of so much more

grab a pencil, take some time

[Lord Valumart]

Super Hero Poker:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/sp1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/sp2.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/sp3.jpg

[Phantasm]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!


Absolutely hilarious work, dear Valumart!

*dies laughing!!!*

[Geo7877]

seriously, thats all i can do, if you don't like it, fine.

i have never taken anything seriously, so why should drwing be any different?
i like thae fact that people find them funny, i just like to make people laugh, if i was older i'd try to be a stnd up comedian, byut i can't since the only place i'd be able to do it would be at my school, and then i'd proably be droped for someone who can "sing".

if my pics get laughs then they have done their job.

Horray for failures! :up:

[Valorman]

Super Hero Poker:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/sp1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/sp2.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/sp3.jpg



ROFL

[CyberMonkeytron]

Would someone like to explain what exactly is happening?

spiderman raises-check

Cyclops raises- check

Some dude almost raises- makes sense I guess, its better to play poker with more than two.

Theres an explosion- possibly the same dude who almost raises blows up?

Some Guy with spikes tells us what he was holding (or telling us hes bob saget)- ok im getting a little confused here

Final panel- some stuff happens, the end.

[Zolland]

Kinda reminds me of Sergio Aragones. The guy that does the marginal drawings in MAD.

[user123456789]

LV, these are bad, but in a good way

lol

[04nbod]

your art reminds me of a artist called joash woodrow who used to draw and paint on any crap

http://artemoderna.supereva.it/woodrow.jpg

your not awful by a long shot

[Noir]

LV.. These are so ****ing Dada! Like seriously your a master of Kitsch!

I ****ing love it! Lets work together on something.

[Lord Valumart]

why would someone bump this...why?:csad:

and cheers i suppose...:huh: