View Full Version : Alright Hypesters... Fess Up...
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 12:08 PM
Have you had desire's for some one of the same sex? If so, does it make you gay? Bi? Confused?
I can honestly say that I have had desires for the same sex. But I'm not gay, or confused or bi.
*shrugs* I'm also comfortable enough in my own sexuality that I'm not embarassed to admit it.
Holly Goodhead
08-16-2005, 12:09 PM
i would have sex with Devon Aoki.
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 12:09 PM
She's pretty...
Spider-Nerd
08-16-2005, 12:13 PM
i would have sex with Devon Aoki.
who is that?
Holly Goodhead
08-16-2005, 12:14 PM
my future wife
Wilhelm-Scream
08-16-2005, 12:14 PM
Google image search is a godsend.
Can't say I've had desires for someone of the same sex, but I do think some are hot. :o
dpm07
08-16-2005, 12:24 PM
I am confident in my own sexuality to say someone is good looking although they may be of the same sex, but I do not entertain thoughts of pursuing an individual who is of the same sex. I prefer the opposite sex. Most ideally I prefer Blondes to Brunettes, but either is really fine. I've known both that were great people and both that weren't.
Holly Goodhead
08-16-2005, 12:27 PM
I am confident in my own sexuality to say someone is good looking although they may be of the same sex, but I do not entertain thoughts of pursuing an individual who is of the same sex. I prefer the opposite sex. Most ideally I prefer Blondes to Brunettes, but either is really fine. I've known both that were great people and both that weren't.
arigato Mr Roboto
Equint77
08-16-2005, 12:29 PM
guys are too hairy and too stupid to ever be attracted to one.
Wilhelm-Scream
08-16-2005, 12:30 PM
arigato Mr Roboto
lol, that's rich.
guys are too hairy and too stupid to ever be attracted to one.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/LilBrother/Reynolds.jpg
:0
Equint77
08-16-2005, 12:30 PM
you just proved my point..
thanks!!!
Holly Goodhead
08-16-2005, 12:31 PM
now i have to change my underwear
you just proved my point..
thanks!!!
He's not that hairy. :o
Wilhelm-Scream
08-16-2005, 12:31 PM
that dude's pecs and six-pack are hairy and stupid. :down
that dude's pecs and six-pack are hairy and stupid. :down
Ryan Reynolds > You.
Ripped six-pack > Beer belly.
Ultimate_Superman
08-16-2005, 12:33 PM
now i have to change my underwear:eek::eek::eek::eek:
Equint77
08-16-2005, 12:35 PM
He's not that hairy. :o
cause he probably shaves... so how will you feel when he borrows your razor to shave his ass hair. :o
cause he probably shaves... so how will you feel when he borrows your razor to shave his ass hair. :o
I'd auction it off eBay and make a fortune. :o
Wilhelm-Scream
08-16-2005, 12:35 PM
Ryan Reynolds > You.
Ripped six-pack > Beer belly.:rolleyes: I have a VODKA-Belly. :rolleyes:
Equint77
08-16-2005, 12:36 PM
I'd auction it off eBay and make a fortune. :o
:eek: :eek:
ShadowBoxing
08-16-2005, 12:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/LilBrother/Reynolds.jpg
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I have that issue of men's health and actually tried the exact same diet and routine Ryan Renoylds says he did...it actually worked pretty well
:rolleyes: I have a VODKA-Belly. :rolleyes:
Just die from alcohol poisoning already then. :rolleyes:
Wilhelm-Scream
08-16-2005, 12:46 PM
Just die from alcohol poisoning already then. :rolleyes:uh...mkay. :confused:
I wanna go to your funeral. :cool:
Stringer
08-16-2005, 12:48 PM
Never once had a desire to sleep with a man ugh
Hudson
08-16-2005, 12:53 PM
I have that issue of men's health and actually tried the exact same diet and routine Ryan Renoylds says he did...it actually worked pretty well
I'm interested could you please send something about this diet and routine?
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 12:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/LilBrother/Reynolds.jpg
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I envy Alanis Morrisette...
Carter
08-16-2005, 12:56 PM
I have a man-crush on Tom Jane, but it's non-sexual, so no.
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 01:01 PM
...What ever...
It's not like EVERY girl I see I want to bang. But there have been like 3 I've met in my life that I would give great consideration...
hippie_hunter
08-16-2005, 01:05 PM
oakzap's threads scare me :(
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 01:06 PM
What is so scary about my threads? :confused:
Death Service
08-16-2005, 01:07 PM
I'm straight... but Angelina once talked about rolling around in beds with knives... and I'd so want to try it with her. :up:
Wilhelm-Scream
08-16-2005, 01:10 PM
...What ever...
It's not like EVERY girl I see I want to bang. But there have been like 3 I've met in my life that I would give great consideration...Talk to me
Tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb
Yeah, Baby
Talk to me
Tell me your sign
You're switching sides like a Gemini
You're playing games and now you're hittin' my heartLike a drum
Yeah, Baby
Well if Lady Luck gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
Till she knocks me out
She walks like she talks,
And she talks like she walks
And she bangs, she bangs
Oh baby
When she moves, she moves
I go crazy'Cause she looks like a flower but she stings
like a bee
Like every girl in history
She bangs, she bangs
I'm wasted by the way she moves
No one ever looked so fine
She reminds me that a woman only got one thing on her mind
Talk to me
Tell me your name
I'm just a link in your daisy chain
Your rap sounds like a diamond
Map to the starsYeah, Baby
Talk to me
Tell me the news
You wear me out like a pair of shoes
We'll dance until the band goes home
Then you're gone
Yeah, Baby
Well if it looks like love should be a crime
You'd better lock me up for life
I'll do the time with a smile on my face
Thinking of her in her leather and lace
Well if Lady Luck gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
Till she knocks me outShe walks like she talks,
And she talks like she walks
hippie_hunter
08-16-2005, 01:10 PM
What is so scary about my threads? :confused:
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=178185&highlight=oakzap
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=178326&highlight=oakzap
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=162913&highlight=oakzap
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=174659&highlight=oakzap
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=171801&highlight=oakzap
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 01:15 PM
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=178185&highlight=oakzap
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=178326&highlight=oakzap
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=162913&highlight=oakzap
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=174659&highlight=oakzap
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=171801&highlight=oakzap
The fact that you just did that is scary.
But I soo forgot about the Anime thread. I need to go bump that...
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 01:16 PM
Talk to me
Tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb
Yeah, Baby
Talk to me
Tell me your sign
You're switching sides like a Gemini
You're playing games and now you're hittin' my heartLike a drum
Yeah, Baby
Well if Lady Luck gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
Till she knocks me out
She walks like she talks,
And she talks like she walks
And she bangs, she bangs
Oh baby
When she moves, she moves
I go crazy'Cause she looks like a flower but she stings
like a bee
Like every girl in history
She bangs, she bangs
I'm wasted by the way she moves
No one ever looked so fine
She reminds me that a woman only got one thing on her mind
Talk to me
Tell me your name
I'm just a link in your daisy chain
Your rap sounds like a diamond
Map to the starsYeah, Baby
Talk to me
Tell me the news
You wear me out like a pair of shoes
We'll dance until the band goes home
Then you're gone
Yeah, Baby
Well if it looks like love should be a crime
You'd better lock me up for life
I'll do the time with a smile on my face
Thinking of her in her leather and lace
Well if Lady Luck gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
Till she knocks me outShe walks like she talks,
And she talks like she walks
WTF? :confused: :down
hippie_hunter
08-16-2005, 01:29 PM
The fact that you just did that is scary.
But I soo forgot about the Anime thread. I need to go bump that...
Please dont :(
Spider-X
08-16-2005, 01:31 PM
alright...alright...i'll fess up...my tummy tingles for those only of the opposite sex...THERE! YA HAPPY? YOU DRAGGED IT OUT OF ME!....jerk...
Wilhelm-Scream
08-16-2005, 01:42 PM
WTF? :confused: :downI don't waste a lot of time "thinking". I just act.
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 01:43 PM
Please dont :(
I did... :D
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 01:44 PM
I don't waste a lot of time "thinking". I just act.
yeah....
SapphirePrima
08-16-2005, 01:45 PM
If I was a guy I'd be in love with Angelina Jolie and Eve. omg,
Ultimate_Superman
08-16-2005, 01:45 PM
oakzap's threads scare me :(:up: You do make some messed up threads. Freaky ones at that.
Wilhelm-Scream
08-16-2005, 01:50 PM
If I was a guy I'd be in love with Angelina Jolie and Eve. omg,I am and I am.
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 02:02 PM
:up: You do make some messed up threads. Freaky ones at that.
I do not.
The Last Meatbag
08-16-2005, 02:16 PM
I would sex Tom Cruise
spider-jide
08-16-2005, 02:26 PM
No part of my body tingles or whatever for another dude, I'm strictly hetero.
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 03:55 PM
No part of my body tingles or whatever for another dude, I'm strictly hetero.
Denial is not just a river in Egypt...
Holly Goodhead
08-16-2005, 03:56 PM
so me and 2 other people are homos :(
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 03:58 PM
PRetty much Lucy...
GammaMike
08-16-2005, 03:58 PM
Well, there was that one time............but it turned out that it was just a tall thick woman dressed in constrution boots and Dickies....so..........I guess not.
Winter Spleen
08-16-2005, 04:00 PM
Denial is not just a river in Egypt...
zapped.
Colossal Spoons
08-16-2005, 04:04 PM
I got dressed for a formal dinner one time and looked at myself in the mirror b4 I walked out the door and said "If I were gay, I'd do me". Does that make me some sort of bi-curious narcissist?
Denial is not just a river in Egypt...
...There's a river called denial? I always thought it was called The Nile. :confused:
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 04:06 PM
No, it doesn't :rolleyes:
GammaMike
08-16-2005, 04:06 PM
I got dressed for a formal dinner onr time and looked at myself in the mirror b4 I walked out the door and said "If I were gay, I'd do me". Does that make me some sort of bi-curious narcissist?
Only if you violated your own anus later that night!.......so I guess your safe.....right?
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 04:07 PM
...There's a river called denial? I always thought it was called The Nile. :confused:
De Nile...
Is that better.... you little brat.
De Nile...
Is that better.... you little brat.
Yeah, much better. You're so sexy for doing that. :0
Winter Spleen
08-16-2005, 04:08 PM
No. But I was attracted to an old lady the other day, that's a bit odd. :confused:
Colossal Spoons
08-16-2005, 04:08 PM
Only if you violated your own anus later that night!.......so I guess your safe.....right?
Yeah, no self-anal violationg. Whew
E. Bison
08-16-2005, 04:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_8.gifI once rolled around on three guys in a tight little tent before. I admit that it was......tittlating..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gifteehee...
GammaMike
08-16-2005, 04:10 PM
Yeah, no self-anal violationg. Whew
Well, I'd say congratulations are in order! Your pretty straight!:up:
GammaMike
08-16-2005, 04:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_8.gifI once rolled around on three guys in a tight little tent before. I admit that it was......tittlating..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gifteehee...
You basteed! you said what happens in the woods, stays in the woods!
GammaMike
08-16-2005, 04:12 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_8.gifI once rolled around on three guys in a tight little tent before. I admit that it was......tittlating..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gifteehee...
You basteed! you said what happens in the woods, stays in the woods!
E. Bison
08-16-2005, 04:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.jpg
GammaMike
08-16-2005, 04:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.jpg
at least you didn't tell them that you stopped the Gay steam roller when you got poked in the eye with my............Oh God I'm so ashamed!:(
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 04:26 PM
...Did he give you a face shot?!?!?
blueyedgypsy
08-16-2005, 04:26 PM
I have that issue of men's health and actually tried the exact same diet and routine Ryan Renoylds says he did...it actually worked pretty well
My college roommate and I used to get Men's Health, because we were curious. It helped me realize that our culture does terrible things to its men as well as its women.
GunBlade
08-16-2005, 04:30 PM
No, females aren't masculine with penises.
Holly Goodhead
08-16-2005, 04:31 PM
No, females aren't masculine with penises.
what about RuPaul
Mr. Edward Hyde
08-16-2005, 04:35 PM
I've never been attracted to anyone male before, not sexually. Sometimes I'll tell a guy "Hey sexy", jokingly.
The Last Meatbag
08-16-2005, 04:36 PM
My friends hump me........it makes me feel awkward
Winter Spleen
08-16-2005, 04:40 PM
My friends hump me........it makes me feel awkward
Awkward means you like it. :up:
GunBlade
08-16-2005, 04:40 PM
what about RuPaul
RuPaul's a horse. :o
oakzap425
08-16-2005, 04:46 PM
...Some of ya'll need to come to grips with your sexuality...
GammaMike
08-16-2005, 04:47 PM
:marv: I teabagged E. Bison! In the woods! :eek:
GunBlade
08-16-2005, 04:47 PM
Nah.
GammaMike
08-16-2005, 04:52 PM
Nah.
He was playing gay steamroller in a tent with me and 2 others..........Dog Lips will never come forward, so I am spreading the truth!
The Last Meatbag
08-16-2005, 04:53 PM
The JLO from I want a famous face scares me
GammaMike
08-16-2005, 04:54 PM
The JLO from I want a famous face scares me
me too!
The Last Meatbag
08-16-2005, 04:56 PM
She looked nothing like her in the end and his/her/its voice in the end scared me
Jolie_Desastre
08-16-2005, 05:15 PM
yup i'm straight but i am comfortable enough to find women attractive (in case you didn't notice :p )
but probably angelina jolie, charlize theron, and carmen electra
GunBlade
08-16-2005, 05:22 PM
Yer straight yet you wanna bed women.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/LilBrother/Reynolds.jpg
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He juiced to get that body. Which means......he has small willy.
haha.
Colossal Spoons
08-16-2005, 05:45 PM
...Some of ya'll need to come to grips with your sexuality...
I'd rather let my girlfriend grip my sexuality :up:
mrvlknight21
08-16-2005, 05:50 PM
hell to the naw
Jolie_Desastre
08-16-2005, 05:54 PM
Yer straight yet you wanna bed women.
um i'm straight but i find women attractive, that's what i said. if i wanted to bed them i would be bi.
but experimenting isn't bi :P haa ha
Charlie No-One
08-16-2005, 05:58 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/LilBrother/Reynolds.jpg
:0
Stop posting this picture..
I like it.
:(
James"007"Bond
08-17-2005, 07:15 AM
come on now, you all know how I roll :o
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 07:43 AM
um i'm straight but i find women attractive, that's what i said. if i wanted to bed them i would be bi.
but experimenting isn't bi :P haa ha
:up: I'd do you. Let's go get some drinks...
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 11:44 AM
*unzips pants*
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 11:45 AM
...please put that thing back in...
*unzips pants*
*puts hand inside pants*
Spider-Nerd
08-17-2005, 12:30 PM
stop it!
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 12:43 PM
No molestation in my thread!
Unless it's me doin it...!
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 12:49 PM
Have you had desire's for some one of the same sex? If so, does it make you gay? Bi? Confused?
I can honestly say that I have had desires for the same sex. But I'm not gay, or confused or bi.
*shrugs* I'm also comfortable enough in my own sexuality that I'm not embarassed to admit it.
I want to f*** Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and Christian Bale, in that order. But apart from that, I'm perfectly straight. Except for that one time I had gay sex with my best friend Francis, just to see what it felt like. Apart from that, 100% hetero.
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 01:11 PM
Are you serious Sum...
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 01:15 PM
Are you serious Sum...
Absolutely, ask anyone who knows me. Francis looks like a blonde Jim Caviezel, btw, and he's the only other human being I love and trust apart from myself in this world. We knew that we would be friends for life as soon as we first saw each other.
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 01:31 PM
Next time you consider...
Can I come?
GammaMike
08-17-2005, 01:32 PM
Are you serious Sum...
wHY DOES THAT SHOCK YOU? i IMAGINE THAT IS PRETTY COMMON
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 01:36 PM
wHY DOES THAT SHOCK YOU? i IMAGINE THAT IS PRETTY COMMON
If you were infront of me, I'd pour my glass of apple juice over your head...
Knightsaber Priss
08-17-2005, 01:39 PM
Absolutely not. I like Men! Men! Men! I mean girls's have boobies and I hate looking at boobies. I like something a little more in the masculine department to look at.
GammaMike
08-17-2005, 02:05 PM
If you were infront of me, I'd pour my glass of apple juice over your head...
Why? I mean gay people have sex too/...........and I'm sure alot of people experiment with there sexuality at a young age?
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 02:52 PM
*puts hand inside pants*
I dont LIKE you
I dont LIKE you
uh i thought you were a girl srry
Knightsaber Priss
08-17-2005, 03:29 PM
I'm having a Crying Game moment here.
SapphirePrima
08-17-2005, 03:31 PM
uh i thought you were a girl srry
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Knightsaber Priss
08-17-2005, 03:38 PM
uh i thought you were a girl srry
Look familiar?
http://www.transgender-net.de/Film/film1/cryinggamepics/cryinggame05.jpg
Equint77
08-17-2005, 03:40 PM
see kids... don't assume you know what's between a fellow poster's pants..
you might end up in a pickle party.
GammaMike
08-17-2005, 03:43 PM
uh i thought you were a girl srry
Nice!
Homo sense tingling!:spidey:
Look familiar?
http://www.transgender-net.de/Film/film1/cryinggamepics/cryinggame05.jpg
no not really. perhpas som close up penis shots will jog my memory tho
Dangerous
08-17-2005, 04:15 PM
Hell no, I hate ****.
Mr. Edward Hyde
08-17-2005, 04:18 PM
Look familiar?
http://www.transgender-net.de/Film/film1/cryinggamepics/cryinggame05.jpg
"I thought you knew?!"
Mr. Edward Hyde
08-17-2005, 04:18 PM
Hell no, I hate ****.
I hate you.
GammaMike
08-17-2005, 04:20 PM
Hell no, I hate ****.
That's kinda harsh don't ya think?
Equint77
08-17-2005, 04:21 PM
Hell no, I hate ****.
I'm hoping he means **** as in cigarettes.. :o
smoking is bad.
GammaMike
08-17-2005, 04:29 PM
I'm hoping he means **** as in cigarettes.. :o
smoking is bad.
Me too, cus anything else means he's a douche!
Equint77
08-17-2005, 04:30 PM
Me too, cus anything else means he's a douche!
ah.. not everyone can be open minded... there always has to be someone who can't get past the differences of the world. Their loss.
DOG LIPS
08-17-2005, 04:34 PM
:marv: I teabagged E. Bison! In the woods! :eek:
Yeah, but who hasn't done that? :rolleyes::o
Hell no, I hate ****.
im not a ***, i just wanted to see some up close penis shots :confused:
GammaMike
08-17-2005, 04:48 PM
ah.. not everyone can be open minded... there always has to be someone who can't get past the differences of the world. Their loss.
Wise words from man who posed with head of dear on Ny subway!
GammaMike
08-17-2005, 04:48 PM
im not a ***, i just wanted to see some up close penis shots :confused:
There there Tojo..........the bad man is gone!
GammaMike
08-17-2005, 04:49 PM
Yeah, but who hasn't done that? :rolleyes::o
true enough. He got poked in the eye when he was doing the gay steam roller. who was it you or Sava?
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 05:27 PM
Next time you consider...
Can I come?
Two questions: A) Are you a guy? If so, are you either Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, or Christian Bale? If not, then sorry, you seem like a nice guy, but the answer is NO, and B) If you're a girl, are you attractive? And open-minded? I'm talking about SMBD open-minded here...
GunBlade
08-17-2005, 05:30 PM
Dude's a freak.
DOG LIPS
08-17-2005, 05:32 PM
true enough. He got poked in the eye when he was doing the gay steam roller. who was it you or Sava?
The answer to that may remain a mystery thanks to mind-altering substances. :(
Jolie_Desastre
08-17-2005, 05:33 PM
:up: I'd do you. Let's go get some drinks...
name the time and the place :up:
Equint77
08-17-2005, 05:34 PM
Wise words from man who posed with head of dear on Ny subway!
I wish I could have taken pictures of people's looks on the subway when I was walking around with that thing. Everyone was laughing.
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 05:43 PM
name the time and the place :up:
hahahah
yes, a girl, other than Lucy, who can joke around!
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 05:44 PM
Two questions: A) Are you a guy? If so, are you either Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, or Christian Bale? If not, then sorry, you seem like a nice guy, but the answer is NO, and B) If you're a girl, are you attractive? And open-minded? I'm talking about SMBD open-minded here...
I had a few questions, but I reckon I should as you in pm, since I'm not too sure on howopen you want to be.
But... Umm... Okay...okay... okay... smbd?
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 05:44 PM
Dude's a freak.
Calling me a freak is an insult to freaks everywhere.
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 05:44 PM
And can't you tell I'm open minded? Did you look at the first post I made in this thread?
Nathan
08-17-2005, 05:45 PM
Not once. I'm as straight as you can get.
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 05:45 PM
I had a few questions, but I reckon I should as you in pm, since I'm not too sure on howopen you want to be.
But... Umm... Okay...okay... okay... smbd?
Totally open. I have no dignity. Go. I only have 22 minutes left on my clock.
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 05:45 PM
It puts the lotion on its skin
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 05:46 PM
And can't you tell I'm open minded? Did you look at the first post I made in this thread?
But are you a girl? It's kinda hard to tell through the computer screen.
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 05:46 PM
Totally open. I have no dignity. Go. I only have 22 minutes left on my clock.
Why, did you want to have sex with your best friend?
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 05:47 PM
It puts the lotion on its skin
LOL! :D
It does this whenever it's told, or else it gets the hose again.
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 05:47 PM
But are you a girl? It's kinda hard to tell through the computer screen.
...Yes... O_o
Abaddon
08-17-2005, 05:47 PM
I find the idea of getting a penis stuck up my butt revolting,but I do find some men attractive.It's all about aesthetics.
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 05:48 PM
...Yes... O_o
I want to hump your avatar
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 05:49 PM
So I guess the concensus is that it's easier for girls to consider being intimate (this does not mean have a relationship) with another female than it is for guys to feel about the same sex?
GunBlade
08-17-2005, 05:49 PM
Calling me a freak is an insult to freaks everywhere.
So you a superfreak? I know you like that rape fantasy **** too.
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 05:50 PM
I want to hump your avatar
...Why?
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 05:50 PM
Why are people saying that Sum is a freak?
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 05:50 PM
Why, did you want to have sex with your best friend?
There are two things that I wanted to do in my life, purely out of curiosity, but ONCE and ONLY ONCE, just for the experience: Smoke a joint, and have gay sex. I took a few puffs years ago, and I found that pot is WAAAY overrated. And Francis is the only person I trusted and loved enough to have a homosexual experience with. And I knew that he kinda wanted to too, probably ever since we first met, but he respected my hetero status and the limits of our platonic relationship.
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 05:51 PM
...Why?
I dont know.. :0
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 05:51 PM
I find the idea of getting a penis stuck up my butt revolting,but I do find some men attractive.It's all about aesthetics.
With water-based, alcohol-free lube and gentleness, it's okay really. And I've always been into anal sex with girls, so...
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 05:51 PM
So, you don't feel weird, either of you, around each other, since that night?
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 05:52 PM
With water-based, alcohol-free lube and gentleness, it's okay really. And I've always been into anal sex with girls, so...
But you'd have a farty penis :confused:
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 05:53 PM
Why are people saying that Sum is a freak?
Because they know me better than you do. ;)
You should run away now, before you become a part of my sick and twisted little fantasy world. :eek:
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 05:53 PM
But you'd have a farty penis :confused:
...what the....
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 05:53 PM
Because they know me better than you do. ;)
You should run away now, before you become a part of my sick and twisted little fantasy world. :eek:
Oh I'm sooooooo intrigued now...
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 05:54 PM
...what the....
farts come from buts, therefore, if one sticks their wiener in someones buttocks their wiener will reek of fart :o
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 05:54 PM
So, you don't feel weird, either of you, around each other, since that night?
As stupid as this will sound, we look at each other and giggle sometimes, knowing that we're both thinking the same thing. :)
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 05:56 PM
farts come from buts, therefore, if one sticks their wiener in someones buttocks their wiener will reek of fart :o
You are being infantile. Sex, ANY kind of sex, in inherently icky. Get use to it.
DOG LIPS
08-17-2005, 05:56 PM
farts come from buts, therefore, if one sticks their wiener in someones buttocks their wiener will reek of fart :o
You make it sound so HAWT. :o
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 05:57 PM
You are being infantile. Sex, ANY kind of sex, in inherently icky. Get use to it.
Have you ever heard of a FARTY vagina sir? :o
I rest my case
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 05:59 PM
Have you ever heard of a FARTY vagina sir? :o
Ever heard of urine and period blood and yeast infections? Ever heard of a colonic? I rest MY case. :rolleyes:
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:00 PM
No because Zip-lock baggies, are a god send
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 06:03 PM
No because Zip-lock baggies, are a god send
I always, ALWAYS, ALWAYS wear condoms, dubmass. :rolleyes:
E. Bison
08-17-2005, 06:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gifThere are 60 different bacterial strains inside the human vagina. You're bound to get your urethra burned from atleast one of them.
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 06:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gifThere are 60 different bacterial strains inside the human vagina. You're bound to get your urethra burned from atleast one of them.
See what I mean?
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:04 PM
My personal favorite is The Clap, sounds like a Pro Wrestlers name
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:04 PM
Have you ever heard of a FARTY vagina sir? :o
I rest my case
Actually..., yes I have.
And now the case is finally rested...
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 06:05 PM
Kids, ALWAYS wear condoms, ESPECIALLY when you have anal sex with your girlfriend or boyfriend. And LUBE, plenty of LUBE. :up:
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:06 PM
As stupid as this will sound, we look at each other and giggle sometimes, knowing that we're both thinking the same thing. :)
Wow, that's interesting. And were there boundaries set?
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:06 PM
Kids, ALWAYS wear condoms, ESPECIALLY when you have anal sex with your girlfriend or boyfriend. And LUBE, plenty of LUBE. :up:
Did you use one with Francis?
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 06:07 PM
Wow, that's interesting. And were there boundaries set?
Not really, we both knew it was a one-time thing. We're friends for life anyway.
E. Bison
08-17-2005, 06:07 PM
See what I mean?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Bison_sad.bmpI learned that the hard way. It was as if I was a vampire and I was peeing holy water.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega.gifIT BURRRNS US!! IT BURRRNNS US!!
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:07 PM
Actually..., yes I have.
And now the case is finally rested...
Can you give me this indivdual with the farty vaginas number?
TheSumOfGod
08-17-2005, 06:07 PM
Did you use one with Francis?
Well, DUH.
E. Bison
08-17-2005, 06:08 PM
Not really, we both knew it was a one-time thing. We're friends for life anyway.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/Bison_puking.jpg...??!?
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:10 PM
Can you give me this indivdual with the farty vaginas number?
Any woman, while druing sex, get's air within the vagina, during thrusting...
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:10 PM
and does it make a silly farty noise?
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:11 PM
Not really, we both knew it was a one-time thing. We're friends for life anyway.
So, you wouldn't, under any circumstances, do it again?
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:11 PM
and does it make a silly farty noise?
Uh, yes, since the air must come out, some way...
I don't even have sex, and I know this. It's time for you to grow up, buddy...
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:12 PM
Uh, yes, since the air must come out, some way...
I don't even have sex, and I know this. It's time for you to grow up, buddy...
I will watch the Sue Johanson show......
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:15 PM
You do that...
That's your problem now. Getting tips from a creepy old woman.
Mr. Edward Hyde
08-17-2005, 06:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gifThere are 60 different bacterial strains inside the human vagina. You're bound to get your urethra burned from atleast one of them.
So are you still sexually inactive from the fear of getting another horribly painful infection?
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:18 PM
Bison,
Just to let you know,
If you're feelin' randy, I'm clean baby! ;)
E. Bison
08-17-2005, 06:19 PM
So are you still sexually inactive from the fear of getting another horribly painful infection?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_6.jpgYeah pretty much. I've been scared out of my pants...or more like scared INTO my pants
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:20 PM
You do that...
That's your problem now. Getting tips from a creepy old woman.
http://www.terra.com.br/istoegente/295/fotos/sue_johanson.jpg
You call that creepy? I call it hot.
E. Bison
08-17-2005, 06:20 PM
Bison,
Just to let you know,
If you're feelin' randy, I'm clean baby! ;)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/Bisonhit.jpg
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:22 PM
http://www.terra.com.br/istoegente/295/fotos/sue_johanson.jpg
You call that creepy? I call it hot.
I call it nasty...
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/Bisonhit.jpg
:up:
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:25 PM
I call it nasty...
Potato Potahto :o
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:26 PM
^^ pervert....
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:27 PM
I still think you're hot
E. Bison
08-17-2005, 06:27 PM
:up:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Stuff/hitit-declarewar.jpg
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:28 PM
^^^ lmfao
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:29 PM
I still think you're hot
<_< Thank you? >_>
Mr. Edward Hyde
08-17-2005, 06:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_6.jpgYeah pretty much. I've been scared out of my pants...or more like scared INTO my pants
****e's gotta suck man.good luck with your further sexual adventures buddy.
E. Bison
08-17-2005, 06:36 PM
****e's gotta suck man.good luck with your further sexual adventures buddy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega4.gifI'm still recovering from it as we speak. I can still feel a sensation in my urethra. It feels like ants are running around building a nest in my urethra right now. I tested negative for all known bacterial std's like Claumidia, Gonorreah, and yeast infection so I got urithritis instead......damn.
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:40 PM
I still think you're hot
I agree
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:42 PM
I agree
...you too?
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:42 PM
Yes.
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:44 PM
:eek:
I think I need to start taming down my posts...
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:44 PM
I'll take half. I am but a simple newbie
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:45 PM
No you arent
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:45 PM
Yes I am
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:46 PM
...What are ya'll arguing about...
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:46 PM
He knows something a newbie wouldnt
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:47 PM
Like what?
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:48 PM
That I'm a good lay...
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:48 PM
Um...I didn't know that
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:49 PM
Sure you didnt
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:49 PM
I seriously didn't.
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:50 PM
Um...I didn't know that
....
<_<
>_>
.... ooooh...
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:50 PM
I only just joined today
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:51 PM
Uh huh
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:51 PM
Vergil = Dante...
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:51 PM
Check my profile
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:51 PM
Vergil = Dante...
Come on! I' am a much better poster than this "Dante"
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:52 PM
Write an essay about it
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:52 PM
^^ uh-huh
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:53 PM
I have and will...
(not)
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:53 PM
pansy
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:54 PM
I just have beeter things to do with my time
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:55 PM
...'beeter'?
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:55 PM
like arguing with me?
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:56 PM
okay... back on topic please...
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:57 PM
Oh okay.......
You're hot
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:58 PM
Why?!?!
knicks fan 33
08-17-2005, 06:58 PM
You need to ask?
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 06:59 PM
... uh, yeah... since i don't get it?
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 06:59 PM
I dont know, strike up conversation
oakzap425
08-17-2005, 07:04 PM
well, then it would be a chat thread.
I'd prefer that to be in the gamma lounge...
The Last Meatbag
08-17-2005, 07:04 PM
Bye then
Swordmaster
08-17-2005, 07:17 PM
so bored
I know you like that rape fantasy **** too.
If youre a woman you do too :)
The Storm
08-18-2005, 07:35 AM
I'd say a women was attractive but I've felt my tummy tingle for them except for Angelina.
GammaMike
08-18-2005, 09:09 AM
I played sports in high school, and was around other naked men in the locker rooms. However, I was never attracted to another man. I wouldn't say I am repulsed, it's just the male body doesn't capture my imagination in any way. However, sometimes , during intercourse, I look at my penis and become more aroused. I am impressed by myself......and it makes me more excited when I see myself at my most arroused state.
But I think that has more to do with me being excited because I know my partner will get to enjoy that .
DOG LIPS
08-18-2005, 09:12 AM
I played sports in high school, and was around other naked men in the locker rooms. However, I was never attracted to another man. I wouldn't say I am repulsed, it's just the male body doesn't capture my imagination in any way. However, sometimes , during intercourse, I look at my penis and become more aroused. I am impressed by myself......and it makes me more excited when I see myself at my most arroused state.
But I think that has more to do with me being excited because I know my partner will get to enjoy that .
You liar. I've seen you looking at sava's ass.
The Last Meatbag
08-18-2005, 09:12 AM
Everyone loves staring at their wiener
GammaMike
08-18-2005, 09:13 AM
You liar. I've seen you looking at sava's ass.
everyone knows that Sava is an asexual being! He reproduces with himself!:0
GammaMike
08-18-2005, 09:14 AM
Everyone loves staring at their wiener
I pretend mine is singing songs, or bending steal bars!
The Last Meatbag
08-18-2005, 09:15 AM
I pretend mine is getting some action :(
GammaMike
08-18-2005, 09:16 AM
I pretend mine is getting some action :(
You're young yet, don't worry, your day will soon ..........come:confused:
The Last Meatbag
08-18-2005, 09:18 AM
har har har
GammaMike
08-18-2005, 09:18 AM
It's cool because I like my thing because it's a good size(even though an extra inch or two wouldn't possibly hurt) I have been told many times by partners that it would win a beauty contest!(man I wish it was 9 or 10 inches though!) I named it the Hulk!
GammaMike
08-18-2005, 09:20 AM
har har har
I'm serious, don't worry too much about it. You'll get your shot.:eek:
DOG LIPS
08-18-2005, 09:20 AM
OK, that's enough. Shut your wee-wee talkin. :mad:
GammaMike
08-18-2005, 09:21 AM
OK, that's enough. Shut your wee-wee talkin. :mad:
sorry, I'm passionate about my lil buddy!
GammaMike
08-18-2005, 09:22 AM
Oh, and stop bein a Hatur! Mr. Lips!
GammaMike
08-18-2005, 12:52 PM
bump
oakzap425
08-18-2005, 12:56 PM
lol
Kipobe
08-18-2005, 01:24 PM
Brad Pitt is extreme hotness as is Antonio Banderas.... and some other guys I can't think of right now. Would I have sex with them? No. Am I turned on by them? Yes. Is that weird? Yes. Am I gay? Yes. Would I have sex with them? Yes. Am I uncomfortable in this thread? Yes.
Fin.
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