Things Superman would never say.

[The Question]

Inspired bu the thread on the Batman boards. I'll go first:



Superman:


Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing
Texico's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell
But how are you?

I'm SUPERRRRR!
Thanks for ASKIIIING!
All things considered
Couldn't be much be better
I must SAAYYYY!
I'm SUPERRRR!
No nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're don't you think I look good in this mask?

I'm so sorry
Mr. cripple
But I just
Can't feel to bad
For you right NOWWWW!
Cause I'm feeling
So insanely super
That the fact
That you can't walk
Can't bring me DOWN!

(He's SUPERRR!)
(Thanks for ASKIIIIING!)
(All things considered)
(Couldn't be much better)
(We must SAAAAAY!)
I'm SUPER!
No nothing BUGS ME!
Everything is super when you're don't you think I look good in this mask
These big black boots
This matching CAPE
My God oh WOW!

I'M SUPERRRR!
(He's in the barricks and the trenches as well)
Stick 'em up!
(The Batman says do ask do tell)
SKITTLES!
(Yes, he's super and he's proud to convay)
Everything is super when you're GAAAAAAYYY!

Whenh you're GAY!

[deathshead2]

What kind of crappy song is that.

[The Question]

"I'm Super" from "South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut". And it's not crappy.

[Doomed_hero]

Superman:So what do you say Lois, you me and Wonder Women. *winks*

[The Question]

^^^Nice one.

[The Demon's Head]

Lex Luthor: Superman is my idol.

[Saph]

Superman: Lois, can you just, for ONE SECOND, SHUT THE **** UP ??!!??

[mathhater]

"Quiet, or Papa spank!"

[Metropolis_Man]

"Quiet, or Papa spank!"


Hahahaha! Yeah, maybe Supes wouldnt say that, but Batman sure would........

[Ultraman Nexus]

Anything written by Frank Miller.

Same goes for Batman.

[The Question]

Actually, I thought Frank Miller's characterization of Superman in DKR was pretty good.

[Arach Knight]

Conversation 1:

Lois: It sure is hard to clean the house when you throw your dirty uniform all over the place.

Clark: It sure is hard to save the day with all your damn whining...


Covnersation 2:

Lois: I'm going to the store Clark.

Clark: Hey, while your there can you bring me back a can of act right and a bag of SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!

[logan_weapon_x]

How about "I forgot my underwear"? because he cant.

[DarkKnightJRK]

"Bizarro's attacking the city? Eh, I think I'll just watch Benny Hill instead."

[Mr. Socko]

Superman: You've beat me Lex, I quit

[Jplaya2023]

Superman: "I cant beat spiderman or batman, what the hell am i doing, they're the respective G.O.A.T.'s of their universes im just a strong man."

[nite-owl]

God I hate you jplaya.

[Jplaya2023]

God I hate you jplaya.

then you hate yourself then young playa.

[Iceman/Psylocke]

Happy Father's Day dad

[The Question]

Why wouldn't Superman say that?

[Irony-Man]

"I'm sorry Lois, but now you know that "faster than a speeding bullet" isn't just an expression.

[GreenKToo]

I'm gonna rip your head off and **** down your throat....lol.that would be kinda funny to hear from him.

[AmbientFire]

"You know, growing up, the other kids would never invite me to play 'Hide and Seek'. That cut deep, real deep."

[AmbientFire]

"What the - Lois, I told you. Corsage does NOT make the supersuit look sexy! It's my supersuit damnit, MY supersuit! If you want one, you go get your own damn super-powers and save-the-world-complex! GOD!"

[TwilightPro101]

"Lois...Lana...we need to do a little something together A.S.A.P.!"

[TwilightPro101]

"It looks like a job for Clark Kent, Clerk!"

[Spider-Steve]

Some for RobocopCPU001 :)

Excuse me, i have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening!

You're move, creep!

Thank you for your coorporation!

My friends call me Supes, you can call me Superman!

Other:

The name is El, Kal-El

Its not who i am, but what i do what defines me.

Lex, i'm your father!

Aaaahmm, what's up Doc?

Steve

[MaskedManJRK]

*Superman sees giant robots attacking the city. He presses a button to a secret compartment where he keeps his suit...to find it empty*

SUPERMAN: Honey?

LOIS: Yeah?

SUPERMAN: Where's my supersuit?

LOIS: What?

SUPERMAN: Where's my supersuit?!

LOIS: I...uh...put it away.

SUPERMAN: Where?

LOIS: Why do you need to know?!

SUPERMAN: I need it!

LOIS: Nah-uh. You're not going out, doin' no darin' do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

SUPERMAN: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!

[CHObiWan]

*Superman sees giant robots attacking the city. He presses a button to a secret compartment where he keeps his suit...to find it empty*

SUPERMAN: Honey?

LOIS: Yeah?

SUPERMAN: Where's my supersuit?

LOIS: What?

SUPERMAN: Where's my supersuit?!

LOIS: I...uh...put it away.

SUPERMAN: Where?

LOIS: Why do you need to know?!

SUPERMAN: I need it!

LOIS: Nah-uh. You're not going out, doin' no darin' do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

SUPERMAN: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!


Hey, thats from the Incredibles:eek: :eek: :eek:

[phizzul]

these red briefs have been giving me a super-wedgie since 1938

[Dr. Fate]

Things Superman would never say -

"I'm gonna straight up murder yo ass!"

"It's clobberin' time!"

"Lois, I have needs too."

"Bats, you are a pansy."

"I wonder if I'm fast enough to slap Wonder Woman's wonder buns and then be gone before she realizes it was me..."

"J'onn, quit hogging the Oreos!"

"World's Greatest Detective my ass!"

"Captain Marvel, I think its time I explained to you the mechanics of the female body."

"I love my dead gay son!"

"Do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"

"Well Lois, it seems you've caught me with more than my hands up."

[Aarowned]

*sigh* "i wish i was nicolas cage"

[Dr. Fate]

"I need an adult!"