The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg
BATMAN: "I don't need no stinkin' badge!"

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://members.cscoms.com/~suwat/poster/batman_freeze.jpg
Freeze : I am a really convincing villain when I want to ; some dead cold eyes fixing seriously at a nowhere point, no smile, I'm in angle in the picture, I am a good villain no laughing

http://www.tradercracks.com/gallery/non-sports/Batman_and_Robin/autographs/joel_schumacher.jpg
Joel : Please Arnie, I am the one in charge here, and I sugest you to make some little funny ice puns if you wisk to keep your job

http://www.voote.com/images/Reg.143.7.jpg
Freeze : Dammit, you just killed my acting workshop, man I am not proud of you!

[Two-Face]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg

BATMAN: "Where can I find some nice hotdogs?"
CRANE: "TRY FLASS, HE KNOWS!!"

[trustyside-kick]

http://members.cscoms.com/%7Esuwat/poster/batman_freeze.jpg
Freeze : I am a really convincing villain when I want to ; some dead cold eyes fixing seriously at a nowhere point, no smile, I'm in angle in the picture, I am a good villain no laughing

http://www.tradercracks.com/gallery/non-sports/Batman_and_Robin/autographs/joel_schumacher.jpg
Joel : Please Arnie, I am the one in charge here, and I sugest you to make some little funny ice puns if you wisk to keep your job

http://www.voote.com/images/Reg.143.7.jpg
Freeze : Dammit, you just killed my acting workshop, man I am not proud of you!

Thanks for the Batman film history. :up:

:P

Part of that probably happened while filming...

[The Female Torch]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/58/batman2930qe.jpg
Riddler: AHH! I'm really a blond!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg
BATMAN: "I want pictures of baby Suri Cruise and I want them NOW!!!"

[The Female Torch]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg
BATMAN: "I want pictures of baby Suri Cruise and I want them NOW!!!"

LOL :) :up:

Batman: I said gimmie all your money damnit!
or
Batman: Gimmie Jessica Alba's number NOW!!!
or
Batman: Say AHHHHHH

[Dr. Fate]

LOL :) :up:

Batman: I said gimmie all your money damnit!
or
Batman: Gimmie Jessica Alba's number NOW!!!
or
Batman: Say AHHHHHH
Thanks Female Torch.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg
BATMAN: "You will bring me Rachel McAdams, sans clothing, or you will DIE!!!"

[The Female Torch]

Thanks Female Torc.

That's Female Torch :up: :D

[Dr. Fate]

My bad.

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg
BATMAN: "You get those motherf***in' snakes off my motherf***in' plane!"

[titan101]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg
BATMAN: "You will bring me Rachel McAdams, sans clothing, or you will DIE!!!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks titan. I wonder if I should have just said "bring me Rachel McAdams naked" instead...

[Two-Face]

Thanks titan. I wonder if I should have just said "bring me Rachel McAdams naked" instead...


Much better:up: LOL

[Dr. Fate]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3527/batmanseyes6wx.jpg
BATMAN: "Has anyone seen my opaque lenses?"

[KnightBat]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg


"Go ahead. I dare you to say that "Superman Returns" is better then MY movie!"

[titan101]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg
BATMAN: "You get those motherf***in' snakes off my motherf***in' plane!" also funny!!! LOL

[Nightwing92]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg


"Go ahead. I dare you to say that "Superman Returns" is better then MY movie!"

Thats hilarious... hahahahaha :up: :batman:

[Dr. Fate]

also funny!!! LOL
Thank you titan.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg


"Go ahead. I dare you to say that "Superman Returns" is better then MY movie!"
Bwahahahahahahahaha! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg
BATMAN: "I did not rig that fight! I beat Captain America fair and square!"
SCARECROW: "Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!"
BATMAN: "I did not cheat, damn you!"

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg
Batman : Honey, I hope you don't mind if we go to the restaurant for now because my Christmas turkey is a mess... I also hope you kept the assurance for the kitchen...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg
Batman: "Damn thems beans were bad..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/1142/424he.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
BATS: "It's show time..."

[The Female Torch]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/1142/424he.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
BATMAN: How about this outfit? So good, for no good?

http://www.chris-odonnell.com/gallery/albums/bf/BatmanForever008.jpg
Robin: So Good!



http://www.chris-odonnell.com/gallery/albums/bf/BatmanForever014.jpg
Greysons: Ours?

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/1142/424he.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
Batman: NOOOO GOOOD!

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3527/batmanseyes6wx.jpg
Batman Mean Eyes : You shall bleed, untill you die from it, then I will brake your bones to feed my dogs
http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/58/batman2930qe.jpg
Riddler : Flass, I have kids to feed

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg
Batman : Trust me, you shall REALLY begin to beleive in ghosts and goblins
http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/58/batman2930qe.jpg
Riddler : .........WTF?!?!?!?!?!?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3527/batmanseyes6wx.jpg
Batman: "Do these look like the eyes of a saint?"

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.geocities.com/~talotta/Batman/freeze4.jpg
Freeze : YIPPIEE!!!!!! BALLOONS AND COTTON CANDY!!!!!! GIMME THAT ONE MOMMY!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3527/batmanseyes6wx.jpg
Batman: "Reading the Order of the Phoenix is enough to give anyone eye strain."

[bdsproductions]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8720/picture4rf.jpg

don't make me strain you punk!.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8720/picture4rf.jpg
BATMAN: "Beware my bat-groin shredder!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg
CRANE: "Let me see Superman Returns and I'll never commit evil again!"
BATMAN: "No!"
CRANE: "Please? Pretty please?"
BATMAN: "No!"
CRANE: "Oh you're mean!"

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/58/batman2930qe.jpg
Riddler : AH!!!!! KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!?!?!?!?!?!?

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3527/batmanseyes6wx.jpg
Batman : I am a vigilante. My eyes go everywhere.

http://www.danger-seekers.com/hallofhot/images/nicolekidman4.jpg
Chase : Everywhere but here honey, I'm with a client right now.

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3527/batmanseyes6wx.jpg
Batman : Sorry darling, I'll see you back later and I hope we don't have meatloaf for supper, our kids and I are bored!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.danger-seekers.com/hallofhot/images/nicolekidman4.jpg
Chase: "I didn't wear my bat-panties tonight, I hope that's alright darling."

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3527/batmanseyes6wx.jpg
Batman: "Not a problem dear. It'll make the undressing go much more smoothly."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3527/batmanseyes6wx.jpg
BATMAN: "Urge to kill... rising..."

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.impawards.com/1995/posters/batman_forever_ver2.jpg
Riddler : I wanna play 52 pick-up with you Penguin
Penguin : But...
Riddler : CARDS DROPPED!!!!!

http://www.stoppschild.com/Bilder%20Batman%20Returns/pinguinscream.jpg
Penguin : YOU FOOL!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND I'M TOO SHORT TO USE MY KNEES AND GET DOWN!!!!!!!

[Cats]

http://www.geocities.com/~talotta/Batman/freeze4.jpg

"My genius plan is to hold the world for ransom for one meee-lllion dollars."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.geocities.com/~talotta/Batman/freeze4.jpg
"California is MINE!"

[Superman Prime]

http://www.c7nema.net/filmes/batman/bat1.jpg

BATMAN: Alright... Bale goes on break in five minutes. So that means we have about half an hour to get on that set and act out our part, to try and convince Nolan to use us.

JOKER: What if I forget the lines?

BATMAN: You'd better not screw this up...

[Morgoth]

http://www.stoppschild.com/Bilder%20Batman%20Returns/pinguinscream.jpg

"Who farted?! C'mon!!!"

[Morgoth]

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/021003/171613__clooney5_l.jpg

"I'm Batzarro!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.c7nema.net/filmes/batman/bat1.jpg

Batman:"Tell me you're joking?!"

Joker:"In this case, no, Heath is playing the Joker."

Batman:"How stupid!!!"

BATMAN: You'd better not screw this up...[/quote]

[bdsproductions]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20096.jpg


Alfred: Master Bruce, may we step outside for a shag

Bruce: sure thing Alfred.

[bdsproductions]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20155.jpg

BLING! BLING! BEEYOTCH!.

[bdsproductions]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20344.jpg


sing once again with me, our strange duet, my power over you, grows stronger yet.

[bdsproductions]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20487.jpg


you will now refer to me, by the name, of Betty.

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20515.jpg

but isn't betty a womans name?

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20155.jpg

GREENYAGAGAG!

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20154.jpg


hold it, hold it, we don't want to lose any more toes around here!

[bdsproductions]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20203.jpg

oh what the crap??!?!??!


http://terryxart.com/Batman%20207.jpg

i'm homstar, runner.

[bdsproductions]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20186.jpg

hurry up Tubbs!.

[bdsproductions]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20173.jpg

from this point forward you are all officially my beyotches.

[bdsproductions]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20400.jpg

drop your pants and bend over NOW!.

[bdsproductions]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20378.jpg

e-mail checking come yeah come now.

[Dr. Fate]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20515.jpg
KEATON: "Whaddaya mean Bale owns me?!"

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20400.jpg
JACK NAPIER: "You gotta ask yourself one question - 'do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg
BALE: "Not now, Jack! I'm busy beating the guy from 28 Days Later!"

[Palpadious]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20378.jpg

Bruce: First you kill my parents, now you interrupt 'My Super Sweet 16'. It's on now *****.

[Dr. Fate]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20378.jpg
JOKER: "Do not lecture me about treaty violations! The Federation, in creating a weapon of ultimate power have become a gang of intergalactic criminals!"

Sorry, I can't seem to remember the exact quote.

[Green_Goblin]

Batman- Wait, Two-Face, you're forgeting your coin.

*Two-Face looks at his coin and then back at batman*

Two-Face- Yes of course, you've always been a good friend Bruce, thank you.

*Two face flips his coin up into the air*

*batman throws a bunch of imitation coins into the air*

Two-Face- NO!!!

*Two-Face- is franticly searching for his coin in the air*

*Finally Two-Face sighs when he sees that the coin he caught was one of batmans regular silver dollars*

Two-Face- Crud. Oh!

*Two-Face takes a knife out of his pocket a nd carves some scratches onto the back of the regular silver dollar and flips it, it lands with the scratched side facing up*

Two-Face- HA! Bet ya weren't expecting that, were ya?

Batman- NO!

*Two-Face takes out his gun and shoots batman and robin in the head. Batman and Robin fall to the water and rocks below*

Two-Face- Ha! See ya!

[Dr. Fate]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20515.jpg
BATMAN: "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!"

[Morgoth]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20400.jpg

"When I grow up I wanna' be the Joker."

[Morgoth]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20515.jpg
"You talkin' ta me?"

[Morgoth]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20378.jpg

"400 channels and there's nothing on."

[Morgoth]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20378.jpg

Joker:"Welcome to J TV!"

[Morgoth]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20207.jpg

"Them Queer guys had an eye for me."

[trustyside-kick]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20400.jpg

Jack: "This'll be the last time you touch my cheese puffs again! And if you even THINK about touching my sippy cup...YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20378.jpg

"400 channels and there's nothing on."
:up:

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20515.jpg
KEATON: "Damn it Tim, I can't look over my shoulder!"

[Soundwave88]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20378.jpg

Joker:"Welcome to J TV!"

somone has seen V lol

[Kevin Roegele]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg

Batman: Hey, you're Irish!
Crane: You're Welsh!
Batman: And we're in England!
Crane: So much for American mythology!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg

Batman: Hey, you're Irish!
Crane: You're Welsh!
Batman: And we're in England!
Crane: So much for American mythology!
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
http://terryxart.com/Batman%20096.jpg
ALFRED: "Will you be seeing the trio of ****ty blondes now, sir?"
BRUCE: "Yes Alfred, send them up to my room."

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20096.jpg
Alfred : Sir, someone on the 12th couch is calling you chicken quite loud
Keaton : Thanks Alfred I'll go check it... You know better than anyone that nobody calls me chicken Alfred, NOBODY!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg
SCARECROW: "Not in the face, not in the face!"
BATMAN: "Piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!"

[DarthDevil007]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20096.jpg

Bruce: Alfred, what is your hand doing in my pants?
Alfred: Sorry, sir. I was searching for my teeths...

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.geocities.com/~talotta/Batman/freeze4.jpg

Freeze: I used to have diarreah and a lot of farts. But now that I take PEPTOBISMOL, I feel a lot better!

[DarthDevil007]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20173.jpg

Crowd: I can't believe he is wearing a string on his head!?!

[DarthDevil007]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20207.jpg

Joker: That guard was a little hard with his rubber glover down there....

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.tradercracks.com/gallery/non-sports/Batman_and_Robin/autographs/joel_schumacher.jpg

Joel: If you are mean with me... I'll steal your clothes and put nipples on them!!!

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg
Batman : Honey, I hope you don't mind if we go to the restaurant for now because my Christmas turkey is a mess... I also hope you kept the assurance for the kitchen...

WAY TOO NICE!

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/x-batman-forever-jj-2.jpg

Robin: ADRIENNE!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
BATMAN: "You've got no idea what all this blood rushing to the head can do to a guy..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/06/14/inside-batman-review.jpg
BATMAN: "There is no Robin."

[lordofthenerds]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg
Batman: I should really stop lighting my farts

[Cobblepot]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg
Batman: Robin! I told you to fill it up with diesel, the kerosine was ment for the goddamn plane!

[The Female Torch]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/06/14/inside-batman-review.jpg
BATMAN: "There is no Robin."

Heh heh :D

[Dr. Fate]

Heh heh :D
Thank you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg
Batman: "The world's going to Hell in a hand basket..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://fansites.hollywood.com/~cbale/patrickswingax.jpg
PATRICK BATEMAN: "I'm gonna murder yo ass!"
http://supermantv.net/wallpaperbattles/batmanbegins/batman.jpg
BATMAN: "I'd like to see you try."

[lordofthenerds]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/x-batman-forever-jj-2.jpg
Robin: I said no pictures!

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/06/14/inside-batman-review.jpg
BATMAN: "This has not been honorable."

[Dr. Fate]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_returns_filmtv/batman_returns_4.jpg
PENGUIN: "It was beauty killed the beast..."

http://catwoman.iquebec.com/catwoman/pfeiffer/pfeiffer_catwoman-017.jpg
CATWOMAN: "You didn't leave me much choice."

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_returns/_group_photos/michael_keaton4.jpg
BATMAN: "I've heard people say that too much of anything is not good for you baby. But I don't know about that as many times as we've loved we shared love and made love, it doesn't seem to me like it's enough. It's just not enough, it's just not enough. My Darlin' I can't get enough of your love, Babe. Girl, I don't know, I don't know why I can't get enough of your love, Babe. Oh some things I can't get used to no matter how I try. It's like the more you give the more I want and Baby that's no lie..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/large/batman-begins03.jpg
BATMAN: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Jungle life, I'm far away from nowhere. On my own, like Tarzan Boy. Hide and seek, I play along while crossing the forest. Monkey business on a sunny afternoon. Jungle life, I'm living in the open. Native beat that carries on. Burning bright, a fire that blows the signal to the sky. I sit and wonder does the message get to you? Night to night, gimme the other, gimme the other chance tonight. Gimme the other, gimme the other night to night. Night to night, gimme the other, gimme the other world. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh OH. Jungle life, you're far away from nothing. It's alright, you won't miss home. Take a chance, leave everything behind you. Come and join me, you won't be sorry. It's easy to survive. Jungle life, we're living in the open. All alone like Tarzan Boy. Hide and seek, we play along while rushing across the forest on a sunny afternoon..."

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_returns_filmtv/batman_returns_4.jpg
Penguin : What kind of spicy sauce did you add to that goddamn fajitas??????

[Dr. Fate]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_returns_filmtv/batman_returns_4.jpg
PENGUIN: "Ledger as the Joker?! Inconceivable!"

That's not an anti-Ledger post there, I just thought it suited the look on his face.

[The Female Torch]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_returns_filmtv/batman_returns_4.jpg
ACCCKK!! That new foundation has been used against me!

[dude love]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_returns_filmtv/batman_returns_4.jpg

Danny DeVito could hardly contain hs disgust at the premiere of Catwoman.

[Cats]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg

"Hmm... I think I've spotted a split end"

[Cats]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/hellosuperman.jpg
Singer: Hey check out the new improvements to the suit I've made for the sequel to Superman Returns! I hope this puts me in your good books to have me direct a Superman-Batman crossover.

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20173.jpg
WB Board of Directors: ....

[Cats]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20378.jpg
*The autobiography of an obsessed Jack Nicholson fan*

[dude love]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/hellosuperman.jpg

Yep, I still beat Batman Begins at the Box Office.
__________________________________________________ ________

Relax it was a joke.

[BatMatt]

I assume you mean world wide box office

[The Female Torch]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/hellosuperman.jpg

This week in People

Superman: I'm gay

[dude love]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

[The Female Torch]

Ummmm what?