X3 Off-topic Thread

[Specter313]

Hmm. No, I don't like Tom Welling. I want to murder both him and Maggie Grace for The Fog.

Thank the lord you still have some of your sanity left. :p

[LEX]

But I like Tom Welling. :o He's cool in Smallville. Thank goodness I haven't seen The Fog. I heard it was lowright terrible. Is it that terrible? :o

[newwaveboy87]

i have a recurring nightmare that i get back together with a boy who helped send me into a depressive streak for a while.....oh wait.....that's not a nightmare....

[JustABill]

I had a nightmare once where the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers was chasing me and cornered me in an alley, pulled off his jacket and revealed himself to be Callista Flockhart.

Terrifying really. :o

[LEX]

I rarely have nightmares.

But I remember this one nightmare. I was stuck in my aunt's house and all lights were off. And I saw a small doll in the hallway, staring and grinning at me. It was Chucky. Then it came running at me, screaming, and I went into my aunt's bedroom and locked everything. Next thing I know, the house was being swamped with an army of Chucky dolls.

Scary.

[newwaveboy87]

Chucky scared me to death as a child.

[JP]

Same here.. Childs Play is a joke now, though. :o

Actually, I was quite the scaredy cat.

[Dr. Indiana Jones]

i had a nightmare of orlando bloom being my boyfriend...that was scary ...cause he walked into my room and he started ... taking off my shirt...and yeah...he did more than that..ewwwwww it made me hate the actor.

[LEX]

I know.

I first saw Child's Play 2 when I was about 5. And then I was scarred for life. Chucky became my nightmare figment. Oh, the horror.

I blame my aunt.

The toy factory scene was so scary and I almost screamed. But of course, Chucky's reputation is frigging ruined now with Seed of Chucky. God, that movie was a joke.

THIS is the face I will never forget..

http://www.cinaff.com/affiches/chucky%20la%20poupee%20de%20sang.jpg

[Specter313]

Michael Myers gave me a couple nightmares once, but those didn't last very long.

[kevinpenni]

speaking of horror movies, i just watched a nightline story about horror films cause Ashley was on there. lol

[newwaveboy87]

i saw IT when i was around the age of 5....it frightened me to the core. now i want to see it again, cause i hear it's actually really a terrible movie once you got old enough to watch it with a more mature mind i suppose.

[Dr. Indiana Jones]

i had dreams of E.T ... he hid in my closet :p and i was afraid to watch the movie alone when i was young. the beginning of it when he's walking through the woods is scary cause of his breathing... creepy.

[JustABill]

I had a Michael Myers dream, where he came to my school, murdered some of my enemies/friends, then I crushed him in a swimming pool that opened up from under the gym baskeball court. Which in reality the school didn't even have. Yeahhh.

[JustABill]

I was terrified of E.T. as a child for a while too, DOD.

[LEX]

Thank God, I didn't see It when I was a kid.

[kevinpenni]

You never saw ET?

[Tsunulia]

poltergeist3 scared the crap outa me when i was a kid. I couldn't go in front of or look at mirrors for weeks :p

[Star]

http://www.jamiewebby.zoomshare.com/my_images/gremlins1.jpg
Gremlins was THE SCARIEST MOVIE EVER when i was five.

Even now i can't watch it, and i know its not supposed to be scary but.. my heart starts racing.


Actually, my hearts racing a little bit just from looking at the picture. Jesus.

[newwaveboy87]

funny....as a little kid i wanted ET to be my friend....

[JustABill]

I LOVED GIZMO AND THE GREMLINS. I so have to find those on DVD. :(

[LEX]

Not ET, It.

http://www.spun.com/amgcover/dvd/full/t2/22/t22219bwss2.jpg

[Star]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BILL??

I didnt sleep for YEARS because of those green bastards.

[Exploding Boy]

I love that part when he uses the rubber band as a bow and arrow :p

[kevinpenni]

Oh I never saw that it **** either. Thank god... I hate clowns! :p

[LEX]

Is anyone else glad that they didn't get to see Ring when they were little? I sure as hell am glad. If I've seen Ring, I would've been frightened of EVERYTHING.

Mirrors, hallways, showers, water.. :o

[JustABill]

Seriously! They were sorta scary as a child, but I loved those movies! They are so f'in awesome!

[Specter313]

Not ET, It.

http://www.spun.com/amgcover/dvd/full/t2/22/t22219bwss2.jpg

I don't think I know anyone who isn't terrified of at least some part of that movie.

[LEX]

I thought the Gremlins movies were cute. Nothing scary. :p

[Exploding Boy]

Is anyone else glad that they didn't get to see Ring when they were little? I sure as hell am glad. If I've seen Ring, I would've been frightened of EVERYTHING.

Mirrors, hallways, showers, water.. :o

The Ring was the least scary movie I have ever seen :down

[JustABill]

God, that damn Horse in the ring, and then the Deer in Ring 2. -shivers-

[Star]

Honestly, whenever i try to watch Gremlins nowadays my heart starts racing and i have to turn it off.

Gremlins 2 was funny though, not scary.

[kevinpenni]

I still never saw Saw 1 or 2 or Hostel.

I can't even think of the last horror movie I saw.

[Star]

((LEX SWEET LORD howww did you get such a high post count so fast?!))

[LEX]

http://www.dvdork.com/uploads/gremlins04.jpg

They crack me up.

[Star]

thats the scariest picture ever

[Specter313]

But the one movie to scare me the most? The Blob remake in '88. Seriously.

[newwaveboy87]

http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/apple.media/thumb/200/200/gizmo.jpg

GIZMO!!!
<3333

[LEX]

((LEX SWEET LORD howww did you get such a high post count so fast?!))
Spam. :cool: Seriously, I don't know. I post in every single thread in the Spoilers thread with my posts being on-topic and not just some one-worded mindless posts. :up:

Chucky scares me. :(

[newwaveboy87]

I don't think I know anyone who isn't terrified of at least some part of that movie.
oh sweet lord when the chick cracks open the egg and the dead chicken comes out....yeah....:eek: :(

[LEX]

http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/apple.media/thumb/200/200/gizmo.jpg

GIZMO!!!
<3333
I used to cry watching him all alone being tormented by those damn evil Gremlins. Poor thing.

[JP]

Gizmo can suck it.

[JustABill]

God. Gizmo is so f'in awesome/cute. I loved him as a kid. I wish they'd do a Gremlins 3. Or a Gremlins remake. :)

[JustABill]

-slaps JPSon- Take that back!

[newwaveboy87]

Gizmo can suck it.
geez....what's your malfunction today?

[Star]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

literally
i am lost for words

WHO COULD LIKE THOSE EVIL GREEN CREATURES

[LEX]

Gizmo can suck it.
:eek: How can you say that? Especially to those two cute little adorable eyes? :o

[newwaveboy87]

you wanna know what frightens me these days....

http://www.adjab.com/images/2005/04/burgerking_150.jpg
yeah....freaky.... O_O

[newwaveboy87]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

literally
i am lost for words

WHO COULD LIKE THOSE EVIL GREEN CREATURES
we weren't scared of them....? just a thought.

[Exploding Boy]

I used to have a Gizmo doll, that talked and moved. I loved it along with my Remy action figure, until they got run over by a car when I was a kid :(

[Specter313]

you wanna know what frightens me these days....

http://www.adjab.com/images/2005/04/burgerking_150.jpg
yeah....freaky.... O_O

How can anyone NOT think those commercials are creepy. And I love BK but that is so wrong.

[Star]

when i was little, my brother got mad at me and gave me a gremlins colouring book and that pretty much traumatized me as well.

[newwaveboy87]

I KNOW!
they creep me out....


punky chips ahoy! oi oi oi!
haha....i love that commercial.

[LEX]

Seriously, does this not scare you and scar you for life?

http://www.pitofhorror.com/features/chucky&andy.jpg

http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/Child's%20Play%203.jpg

[JP]

There used to be this store in NY called The Warner Brothers Studio Store (greatest store ever.. EVER). Anyway, the only thing I hated about it was that it didn't have a ceiling, just a bunch of metal and bars. But if you look up closely at the darkness of all the bars, there were little Gremlins hidden. Scared me ****less.

[newwaveboy87]

Pet Cemetary freaked me out....when that little kid comes back from the dead....yeah....

[JustABill]

Chucky was scary as a kid, but he's so laughable nowadays.

[Specter313]

Seriously though:

http://img23.exs.cx/img23/5743/DVD_VIDEO-11.jpg

http://img91.exs.cx/img91/263/DVD_VIDEO-12.jpg

That's some terrifying **** right there.

[LEX]

Hey, I remember that we used to have this Warner Bro store, too, at my local mall. God, I love that store so much. They have statues of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and etc. They even have tunnels.

But no, they get replaced with a clothing store. :o Jerks.

[newwaveboy87]

that reminds me of Alien!!!
which...to this day can still freak me out. and i love those movies soooooo much.

[Star]

ew. ^

and JP, IF I WENT IN THAT STORE I'D DIE.

[Dr. Indiana Jones]

Well my nightmare involved a whole lot of E.Ts. Except they were taller than E.T, strong, very pale looking and EVIL. It all started in this warehouse and these aliens were hanging from steel chains. there was a guy on top of this catwalk supervising them and one of the aliens woke up and the guy tossed it some food. Somehow, the alien got loose from its restrains and started for him but the guy kicked it down. The alien fell and the chain went through its neck, cutting him. It was quite gruesome. Then all of the sudden all the other aliens woke up and -shrugs- went b-zerk and this is when aliens vs human came in. There was a lot of fighting. A woman came into view and she didn't see the alien behind her and it was too late for her to run off. the alien had a pointy rod in its hand and he shoved it down upon her head and it went right through her body... -shudders- then there was this alien whose head was split open but it was still walking around. Then I woke up and I was sweating. lol It was Weird but scary. Damn those aliens!!

[LEX]

Holy ****, Spec. What movie is that?

Pet Cemetary freaked me out....when that little kid comes back from the dead....yeah....
http://www.houseofhorrors.com/petnav.gif

:eek:

[newwaveboy87]

oh my god! i hate that kid!!!!
DIE!!!

[Specter313]

Holy ****, Spec. What movie is that?


:eek:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005N5RM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[newwaveboy87]

10000!!!
w00t.

[JustABill]

I want to see one of those stores now. :(

And I have to see if we have that Blob movie at work, Spec. Looks ****ing creepy.

[LEX]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005N5RM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
I want to see that movie. :(

Grats, newwave.

[JP]

Hey, I remember that we used to have this Warner Bro store, too, at my local mall. God, I love that store so much. They have statues of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and etc. They even have tunnels.

But no, they get replaced with a clothing store. :o Jerks.

I know! Bastards.

Mine also had this awesome Bat mobile that came down from the ceiling once and hour and gave this little mini show with scenes from Batman '89 playing on the big screen.

[Dr. Indiana Jones]

you wanna know what frightens me these days....

http://www.adjab.com/images/2005/04/burgerking_150.jpg
yeah....freaky.... O_O

looks like val kilmer... :p

[LEX]

I know! Bastards.

Mine also had this awesome Bat mobile that came down from the ceiling once and hour and gave this little mini show with scenes from Batman '89 playing on the big screen.
Batmobile?

Me too.

Do we live in the same area or something? LOL.

[Star]

Ive never seen a Warner Bro Store, I don't think we had them in my city, or if we did i dont remember it.

[Specter313]

I want to see one of those stores now. :(

And I have to see if we have that Blob movie at work, Spec. Looks ****ing creepy.

Seriously gave me nightmares and the creeps for years. I was always thinking it would pop out of just about anything and get me, because that's a seriously terrifying concept for a movie. Something that all it wants to do is eat and you're what's on the menu and it can get at you anytime, anywhere. And the graphic kills in that movie were what burned it into my skull.

[newwaveboy87]

i remember the Warner Brothers stores.
:(

i got a Scooby-Doo shirt there when i was in like...5th grade, i wear to bed nowadays.

[LEX]

Hey, Spec, you got any more pics from The Blob?

[JP]

Batmobile?

Me too.

Do we live in the same area or something? LOL.


I'm from NYC. Our WB store was on 5th avenue and it rocked my socks as a kid.

Then they closed it down along with my entire childhood. :(

[newwaveboy87]

French poster!
http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_b/blob.jpg

[LEX]

http://www.thornvalley.com/simon/nimhcon2000/uga-warner-store.jpg

Rest in peace. :o

[Dr. Indiana Jones]

Im off. Good night all. cya in the morning. :)

[JustABill]

I could have swore they were remaking the Blob again....Hmm. I read it somewhere. -goes on net search-

[LEX]

I'm from NYC. Our WB store was on 5th avenue and it rocked my socks as a kid.

Then they closed it down along with my entire childhood. :(
Ah, I'm from Australia here.

Yeah, I know. Damn unconsiderate businessmen bastards. How can they take away our childhood? I miss that tunnel with those little TV inside it and secret passageways.

[newwaveboy87]

night DOD

[LEX]

I could have swore they were remaking the Blob again....Hmm. I read it somewhere. -goes on net search-
They are remaking it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433344/

Night, Andrew.

[Star]

sweet jesus. that movie looks scary. (the blob)

[JustABill]

Why do I have a feeling we'll see Paris Hilton in that movie? :o

[JP]

http://www.thornvalley.com/simon/nimhcon2000/uga-warner-store.jpg

Rest in peace. :o

:eek: :( :mad: :(

[Specter313]

Hey, Spec, you got any more pics from The Blob?

http://www.monstershack.net/articles/gfx/blob/blob1_1988.jpg

http://www.cinemorgue.com/candyclark.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/cinemorgue2/donovanleitch2.jpg

http://www.screamtelevision.ca/_visuals/the_blob.jpg

[LEX]

http://www.monstrula.de/filme/blob/unbekannt.jpg

http://www.horror-wood.com/BLOBPIC2.jpg

THIS is the movie I saw. The oldest one. I've never seen the remake. :(

[LEX]

Why do I have a feeling we'll see Paris Hilton in that movie? :o
I'm getting sick of these teen horror movies. Dammit, keep Hilton away from this movie. :ghost:

[newwaveboy87]

Why do I have a feeling we'll see Paris Hilton in that movie? :o
does it matter? she'll get eaten by a giant gooey substance, probably orally....wait....:eek::p
aint i a stinker?

[Specter313]

They are remaking it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433344/

Night, Andrew.

And if it's anything like the first remake, my ass will definitely NOT be seeing it. *shudder*

[Specter313]

sweet jesus. that movie looks scary. (the blob)

Oh it is. You want something to really give you bone chilling scares? Watch that remake.

[Star]

ewww, that guy on the chair... gross

[Star]

does the girl in the telephone booth make it?!?!

[LEX]

The remake looks way scarier than the original. Is it better?

[Specter313]

does the girl in the telephone booth make it?!?!

Nope. And the guy with the Blob all over him? You think that part looks bad, wait until you see it finally dissolve him.

[Star]

sweet holy jesus

[Specter313]

The remake looks way scarier than the original. Is it better?

In some ways it is. It even goes pretty far, breaking a pretty big horror film taboo for back then; it eats a kid.

[LEX]

In some ways it is. It even goes pretty far, breaking a pretty big horror film taboo for back then; it eats a kid.
Holy ****.

How old was he?

[JustABill]

You know there's only two horror films I hope they never attempt to remake....

Halloween and Nightmare on Elm Street. Because Robert Englund just is Freddy no one else will ever be able to play him. And Donald Pleasance and Jamie Lee Curtis are almost impossible to replace.

[JustABill]

Oh jesus. It eats a kid? :(

[newwaveboy87]

there's a rumor of a Halloween remake....yeah

[LEX]

I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger (I think) was going to be in the new Friday 13th movie. I think the news was from AICN and Harry is praising it.

[JustABill]

Yeah, but I don't expect a Halloween remake/Halloween sequel for a while, because of the sheer fact of Moustapha Akkad's death in the terrorist attack.

[JustABill]

Arnold won't be in the Friday the 13th Pseudo-Sequel/Remake. Haha. Harry's a retard.

[Specter313]

Holy ****.

How old was he?

Maybe 12 at the oldest.

[LEX]

Haha. Harry's a retard.

Indeed, he is. ;)

[newwaveboy87]

Harry lives here in Austin...did you guys know that? i didn't.
it makes me a little sad inside.

[Specter313]

Oh jesus. It eats a kid? :(

Yeah, it happens in a rather graphic way too, which is what terrified me the most because I was pretty close to that kid's age when I first saw it.

[LEX]

He does? Who here lives in Austin?

[JustABill]

For some reason I really want to see Sarah Michelle Gellar in the Friday the 13th remake. I just wanna see her kick Jason's ass. Iono....it's just probably the Buffy fan in me.

[Star]

i am in the minority of people who didnt like buffy....

[JustABill]

Nothing wrong with that Star. It can't be EVERYONE's cup of tea, after all. :)

Edit: Oopsy!

[newwaveboy87]

me too

[Specter313]

Nothing wrong with that Squeek. It can't be EVERYONE's cup of tea, after all. :)

Ha!

[Tsunulia]

Nothing wrong with that Squeek. It can't be EVERYONE's cup of tea, after all. :)

did squeekness turn invisible? I don't see her :p

[LEX]

For some reason I really want to see Sarah Michelle Gellar in the Friday the 13th remake. I just wanna see her kick Jason's ass. Iono....it's just probably the Buffy fan in me.
I heart Buffy.

[JustABill]

-He said as he mumbled weirdo on the other end of the computer- :p

In all seriousness, not everyone likes Buffy. I'm cool with that. I think there slightly crazy or quite possibly don't get that it's really not about a skinny blonde girl fighting demons, but about her fighting life itself. But yeah. :)

[Star]

well, i DID like the buffy musical ahhaha, but only becuase my best friend at the time made me watch it with her a trillion times...

[Specter313]

well, i DID like the buffy musical ahhaha, but only becuase my best friend at the time made me watch it with her a trillion times...

Ahhh, so all we have to do is hunt you down and force you to watch it all then. :D

[newwaveboy87]

i can't wait until September!!

[Star]

what happens in september?

[newwaveboy87]

http://agenda.liternet.ro/imagini04/black_dahlia.jpg

[JustABill]

Yeah, what happens in September?!

[LEX]

What the heck is that? Kinda reminds me of V For Vendetta.

[JP]

Later guys. I'm off to go slip into something a little less living.

[Exploding Boy]

Bill, I think that jackass is back in the Xmen Spoilers Fourm.

[newwaveboy87]

a movie poster. the image makes more senes if you've read the book...which you should, it's amazing. better have a strong stomach though.

[Specter313]

http://www.schnittberichte.com/schnittbericht.php?ID=1352

[newwaveboy87]

The Black Dahlia
September 15, 2006

The Black Dahlia is set in 1940s Los Angeles. Two cops, Bucky Bleichert (Josh Hartnett) and his partner, Lee Blanchard (Aaron Eckhart), investigate the death of Elizabeth Short (Mia Kirshner), a young woman found brutally murdered. Bucky soon realizes that his girlfriend had ties to the deceased, and soon after that, he begins uncovering corruption and conspiracy within the police department. Also starring Scarlett Johansson, Hilary Swank, Fiona Shaw, and Rose McGowan

i <3 James Ellroy!
L.A. Confidential is one of the best books, and movies, ever in my opinion.

[LEX]

a movie poster. the image makes more senes if you've read the book...which you should, it's amazing. better have a strong stomach though.
It's gory?

I'll have to check that movie out.

[Star]

well... i dunno what that movie is about... anyway, off to bed then exam tommorow morning!... eep! night guys!

[Specter313]

Star and Lex, check the link I put up.

[newwaveboy87]

It's gory?

I'll have to check that movie out.
well...the book is very graphic in the detail of what happened to Elizabeth Short...and a few other things....

[LEX]

Spec, what am I looking at? I'm seeing bunch of links.

[Specter313]

Spec, what am I looking at? I'm seeing bunch of links.

Sorry, fixed now.

[LEX]

Holy ****!

Very graphic images, beware.

edit

OMG.

[JustABill]

Jackass? o_O..


OnAMission? Really? Where?

[newwaveboy87]

you shouldn't have looked for those photos....they'll haunt you.
i pray to god the movie doesn't show her body! trust me, the detail in the book was enough....:( poor girl.

[LEX]

you shouldn't have looked for those photos....they'll haunt you.
i pray to god the movie doesn't show her body! trust me, the detail in the book was enough....:( poor girl.
It's so frightening.

What is it in her hips? Her hips look big.

[Specter313]

Jackass? o_O..


OnAMission? Really? Where?

Lol, it looks like that chris guy. The one who thought you called him a Spec. Lol.

[newwaveboy87]

It's so frightening.

What is it in her hips? Her hips look big.
take the link down to those photos! NOW!

i'll tell you how she got killed after you take them down....just do it.

[JustABill]

Oh my! That movie...is.. gonna be...creepyness.

[JustABill]

Oh, that guy. Dumbass. I'm not even meriting him a return. Haha.

[Specter313]

http://www.schnittberichte.com/schnittbericht.php?ID=1352

Link is fixed, Lex.

[LEX]

take the link down to those photos! NOW!

i'll tell you how she got killed after you take them down....just do it.
It's down. :eek:

Link is fixed, Lex.
:up:

*runs*

Edit: Holy ****. That's graphic.

[Exploding Boy]

Ugh. I should not have looked at those pictures :(

[Specter313]

It's down. :eek:


:up:

*runs*

Edit: Holy ****. That's graphic.

Told ya.

[LEX]

I'm sorry, guys.

*gives you a paper bat*

Here, hit me. :o

[Exploding Boy]

That chicks body was like outside of her flesh...

[newwaveboy87]

thank you. i didn't want you or i to get into any kind of trouble for that whole thing.

Elizabeth Short, and the Black Dahlia murder, was a true crime that happened in Los Angeles in 1944. the murder remains unsolved to this very day. Elizabeth Short was beat, raped, cut in half, burnt, and mutilated beyond recognition.

the novel is a entirely fictional account of the investigation surrounding her murder. it's not really about Short so much as how her death and image pull the main characters into the darkness, and trust me, it pulls them down FAR! ultimately the books ends with the murder being solved, and our hero going off into an unknown future, not really a sad ending but not a happy one. it just ends with the character continuing on in his life and we dont know what is going to happen next. it's a great read, but not for the faint of heart.

i really wish you didn't go looking for those pictures....

[LEX]

Oh, my God. :( That's horrible. I can't believe there were people with these sick minds.

(Thanks for telling me to take down the link.)

[newwaveboy87]

*sigh*
i should have warned you not to look for this pictures sooner.

[LEX]

It's okay, I've seen worse.

[newwaveboy87]

well...it's 130...i should be off to bed

[LEX]

Now that I've thought about it, those pics were the worse I've ever seen. God, I need to watch a Disney movie to erase those images from my head.

:p

Alright, bye, newwave. :up:

I need to go eat something. It's 4:29 PM and I haven't had any breakfast since I woke up.

[Exploding Boy]

Yeah i looked up "puppy dogs" on yahoo to try to get those images out of my head.

[LEX]

Hey, that works.

http://listsrv.cmsu.edu/archives/cmsuic-l/2004/Feb/att-0007/01-kj_001.jpg

Awwwwwwwww.

[Tsunulia]

Yeah i looked up "puppy dogs" on yahoo to try to get those images out of my head.

maybe kitties will help :D

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6726/c35uc.jpg
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6953/catcutie4xr.jpg
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/1159/494clk3738vh.jpg

[LEX]

Aww. I want a kitty. But my mom is frigging scared to death by cats. :o

[JustABill]

I'm looking at ghost photos...OHHHH....spookyyy.

[LEX]

LMAO@"SUPERMAN RETURNS IS A DISGUSTING MOVIE!" in Bill's sig

[JustABill]

HAHA. About time someone noticed.

[user123456789]

maybe kitties will help :D

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6726/c35uc.jpg
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6953/catcutie4xr.jpg
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/1159/494clk3738vh.jpg

OMG AWWWWWWWWWW OMGGGGGGGGGGGG

[LEX]

I'm back. I was watching Kiki's Delivery Service. Hayao Miyazaki is a frigging genius! I hope he makes more moves.

HAHA. About time someone noticed.
:D

[Tsunulia]

I luv Kiki...........................I really need to buy the dvd

[JustABill]

I'm talking to someone about how I would laugh at Reese Witherspoon if she decided to do an action film.

''But look at you....your just so....cute...and innocent."
''I got a gun!"
''Yeah, and it's sooo cuteeeee."

[LEX]

I luv Kiki...........................I really need to buy the dvd
Do buy. I bawled my eyes out when she found out that she couldn't talk to Jiji anymore and that she lost her powers. Poor girl.

I'd like to point how much I love Stewie Griffin.

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Stewie-standup-01.jpg

His voice is just so intimidating.

Stewie: "Uh, you've reached Stewie and Brian, we're not here right now, uh, and if this is mom, uh, send money because we're college students and we need money for books...and highlighters...and...ramen noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates."

LMFAO.

[Tsunulia]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.

[LEX]

I haven't heard that quote yet. Who's he talking about? Brian?

Damn, I need to buy the whole Family Guy DVD.

[Tsunulia]

check this out :D (http://www.familyguyquotes.com/)

[LEX]

I know, I'm there, too. :p

[Tsunulia]

well I can finally go to sleep now :p 2700 posts and now it's time for some much needed sleep :) cya

[JustABill]

I missed some of those qoutes. Haha. That children one is great.

[LEX]

I mean, who doesn't love an infant bent on world domination? :p

[JustABill]

I wrote a Family Guy episode. Haha. :D -digs it up to post samples-

[JustABill]

FADE IN:

INT. GRIFFIN HOUSE - DAY

Stewie is sitting on the sofa watching Nip/Tuck.

CUT TO:

INT. NIP/TUCK TELEVISION SHOW - HOSPITAL

CHRISTIAN is talking to one of the patients.

CHRISTIAN
So tell me what you don’t like about yourself.

In the patient’s seat is MICHAEL JACKSON.

MICHAEL
I have a penis.

Michael giggles. Christian stares nervously.

CUT TO:

INT. GRIFFIN LIVING ROOM - DAY

Stewie gets frustrated.

STEWIE
You know, it’s such a wisecrack to always degrade Michael Jackson. People should give him some decency as the man owns Neverland.

Brian enters the room.

BRIAN
You mean the place where kids never grow up and Michael is happy about it?

STEWIE
Dog, I respect any man who has the power of suspending time and body size. Imagine what it would be like if I never grew up.

The camera fades to Stewie sitting on the couch like he just was. It fades back to normal.

BRIAN
You really believe Michael’s Neverland is magical? You think you never grow up there?

STEWIE
We can find out, can’t we?

BRIAN
What? You want to go to Neverland?

STEWIE
You think it’s a false advertisement, obviously. The Lord knows Michael’s court case has been going on for years now. Have you seen the children grow up who were involved with the case?

BRIAN
Stewie, the children were never seen to begin with for security reasons. They’re probably as old as Chris or Meg by now.

STEWIE
How can you be so sure?

BRIAN
You know what? Fine. You go to Neverland and you’ll see that I’m telling you the truth.

STEWIE
Oh, I shall! And when I prove you wrong, dog, you’ll be so astounded by my correct accusations that you’ll be begging for forgiveness!

Stewie exits the room.

BRIAN
Ah, this is going to be better than last night’s Supermarket Sweep.

CUT TO:
INT. GROCERY STORE SET - DAY

Host DAVID RUPRECHT is standing in front of two podiums.

DAVID RUPRECHT
Today on a special female Senator’s edition of Supermarket Sweep, we have senators Olympia Snowe and Debbie Stabenow. Ok, senators, here is your first question. How much does a gallon of milk usually sell for?

Neither BUZZ in.

DAVID RUPRECHT
Ok, next question. How much does a dozen eggs usually cost?

Neither BUZZ in.

DAVID RUPRECHT
Alright. Name the two senators of the state of North Carolina.

They both BUZZ in and shout furiously.

DEBBIE AND OLYMPIA
RICHARD BURR AND ELIZABETH DOLE!!

They both get angry at each other for answering the same question. They attack one another, ripping at each other’s hair and scratching each other’s faces.

David Ruprecht lights a cigarette and stands by.

CUT TO:

INT. GRIFFIN HOUSE - DAY

Peter and Lois are in the kitchen. Lois is making lunch and Peter is sitting at the table reading a newspaper.

LOIS
Peter, I had no idea that you read the newspaper.

PETER
Comics, Lois. Every newspaper has them.

LOIS
Well, I guess that’s better than nothing. Peter, lunch is almost ready. Can you get the kids for me?

PETER
Oh, no, Lois! You remember what happened the last time...

CUT TO:

EXT. FRONT PORCH – DAY

Peter enters the porch looking for his kids.

PETER
Alright, you fat, ugly, and world-domineering sons-of-*****es, COME AND EAT!

A neighbor watches from his lawn, shocked.


PETER
Oh, not you.

[JustABill]

{Later in the episode.....}

Stewie quickly walks over to the booth and sets his backpack beside him. He pulls Rupert, his teddy bear, out of the pack.

STEWIE
Oh, I apologize, Rupert. It must have been horrible trying to breathe in there.

The waitress comes up with a glass of orange juice.

WAITRESS
Here’s your juice, kiddo. No pulp. Check it yourself. I’ll be right back with your food.

STEWIE
What do you mean you want a drink of my orange juice, Rupert? Your mouth doesn’t open. I remember so well from when Peter tried to use you as a sex example for Meg.

CUT TO:

INT. MEG’S ROOM - DAY

Peter has Rupert in his hands, demonstrating sex for Meg.

PETER
Now there’s another form of sex that involves the mouth, Meg. It’s called oral sex.

The bear’s mouth won’t open.

PETER
Ah, geez.

MEG
Do guys give oral sex too?

PETER
Only those from France.

[LEX]

LMAO

That's great. :D

Love this part:

STEWIE
Dog, I respect any man who has the power of suspending time and body size. Imagine what it would be like if I never grew up.

The camera fades to Stewie sitting on the couch like he just was. It fades back to normal.

:p

[JustABill]

Lol. That was boredom project. Haha. Glad, you like it.

Here's another sample:

INT. TRACTOR TRAILER - DAY

Lois, Peter, Meg, Brian, and Chris are all squeezed inside a tractor trailer. Peter is driving.

PETER
I can’t believe the police let us steal this guy’s semi-truck. The police force have earned a new high on my list of things that kick ass!

CHRIS
KICK ASS!

LOIS
Chris, watch your mouth. Now everybody keep an eye out for your brother.

There’s a moment of silence.

PETER
I don’t have a brother, Lois.

LOIS
For the love of God, Peter, I’m talking about Stewie!

PETER
Lois, honey, Stewie is our son. Moron.

The radio comes on.

TRUCKER
Hey, Ted. I just wanted to tell you that there’s a wreck up here about five miles to the right. Some little baby was involved. Over.

LOIS
OH MY GOD! STEWIE!!

PETER
Who the hell is Ted?

[JustABill]

EXT. HIGHWAY WRECK - DAY

Michael is leaning down towards Stewie.

STEWIE
So I have to ask. How many plastic surgeries have you really had?

Roaring down the far right lane is Peter’s semi-truck. Michael and Stewie gasp as the truck won’t slow down.

CUT TO:

INT. SEMI-TRUCK - DAY

Lois is screaming.

LOIS
It’s Stewie! Break, Peter! BREAK!

PETER
I’m trying! This thing isn’t gonna stop all at once.

CUT TO:

EXT. HIGHWAY WRECK - DAY

The truck isn’t going to slow down in time. Michael tosses Stewie to the side as the truck reaches them. The semi-truck nails Michael Jackson, splattering his corpse across the road. He’s still alive! The truck swerves and finally comes to a stop.

CUT TO:

INT. SEMI-TRUCK - DAY

LOIS
Oh my God, Peter! You just ran over Michael Jackson!

BRIAN
It looks like he’s still alive.

PETER
Oh crap... sorry...

CUT TO:

EXT. HIGHWAY WRECK - DAY

Peter backs the truck up, running over him again. He finally stops the truck.

Lois jumps out of the truck and runs to Stewie.

LOIS
STEWIE!!!

Stewie looks disappointed. Lois reaches him and grabs him in her arms. Tears stream from her eyes.

LOIS
Thank God you’re all right! You had all of us so worried.

STEWIE
I had you worried? Listen here, sweetie - the least you could’ve done was arrive with a package of fresh diapers BECAUSE I CRAPPED MY PANTS AFTER THAT DAMN DRIVING.

[Kira]

Hello children!

Sigh. I always miss the fun talk. Like abusive parents... :(

And Bill dude: I'm suing you for this, because: EWWWWW! :D

MEG
Do guys give oral sex too?

PETER
Only those from France.

[LEX]

Hee. :p

Maybe you should write the show. :cool:

[JustABill]

Haha. Sorry Kira. :D

And that's one of the greatest compliments I've ever gotten about this piece of fiction, Lex. Thanks. :D

[LEX]

Hello children!

Sigh. I always miss the fun talk. Like abusive parents... :(

And Bill dude: I'm suing you for this, because: EWWWWW! :D
Greetings, my lovely Kira. The gem of the mother gem. :cool: And hey! :ghost: That was a funny quote. "Only from France" :p

[Kira]

I miss Family Guy. It doesn't come here anymore. But we still get Starsky & Hutch! YAY! :(

[LEX]

It comes on here every Thursday at 11 PM (I think). It should be on more often. Once per week ain't gonna cut it.

[squeekness]

did squeekness turn invisible? I don't see her :pNope. Some of us actually do go to bed once in a while! :p

Mornin' all. :D

[Kira]

Morning sunshine! :D

[LEX]

Ello, Squeek. :D

Thank God. This thread was dying. I was waiting for someone to revive the damn thread, hee. :p

[squeekness]

Do you ever sleep? :p It's been a long while since I've had to read back seven or so pages over night. *squeekness always likes to see what she missed out on while she was sleeping*

[LEX]

Actually, I'm about to. :p

It's almost midnight. Maybe I'll go to bed in about one or two hours. I need to make some avatars.

[Kira]

Do you ever sleep? :p It's been a long while since I've had to read back seven or so pages over night. *squeekness always likes to see what she missed out on while she was sleeping*

I was shocked when I noticed how many pages I missed. :(

And that Black Dahlia thing gave me nightmares...

[Kira]

Actually, I'm about to. :p

It's almost midnight. Maybe I'll go to bed in about one or two hours. I need to make some avatars.

Did you say avatars?! :eek:

[squeekness]

It's just after 10 Am here and I have to go to work in a half hour or so. It's beautiful outside and I have to wrok all day. :(

[LEX]

I was shocked when I noticed how many pages I missed. :(

And that Black Dahlia thing gave me nightmares...
The images were horrifying. newwave told me to took them down. Glad I did. God, so scary. :o

Did you say avatars?! :eek:
That aren't related to X-Men. :p

[Kira]

It's just after 10 Am here and I have to go to work in a half hour or so. It's beautiful outside and I have to wrok all day. :(

Dammit. I forgot, it's Saturday. Stupid work.

It's actually starting to be spring here. Sunshine and no snow. Still pretty cold, though...

Lex, there were IMAGES!?! Ewww.... :(

No X-Men? Crap.

[LEX]

I'm doing Over The Hedge avatars. I need to start making cute avatars. :o I heard Roma's doing Ice Age. Must beat her...must beat her... :p

[squeekness]

Yup, saturday and sunday. The two days that bring my daily posting average down....:p

Man I hope I have a good day today. The last several weekends weren't that great. Of course I feel all the way better now. That should help. It sucks working when you're sick.

[Kira]

Yup, saturday and sunday. The two days that bring my daily posting average down....:p

Man I hope I have a good day today. The last several weekends weren't that great. Of course I feel all the way better now. That should help. It sucks working when you're sick.

So much. :down

But hey... It's only two days. You can do it. I know you can! :)

[LEX]

Working while sick? What is wrong with this world?! It's slavery! :o

[squeekness]

Working while sick? What is wrong with this world?! It's slavery! :oWhen you only work two days a week, they kinda like it when you show up. :p :D

[Jan Irisi]

*enters with steaming cup of coffee*

Howdy!!!

[Kira]

Hello you! :)

[LEX]

When you only work two days a week, they kinda like it when you show up. :p :D
Right, I see now. :p

Hey, Jan. :up:

http://i3.tinypic.com/w6xbub.gif

Cute?

[squeekness]

Gotta go! See you guys later! :D

[LadyVader]

Salut.

I myself am addicted to chocolate capuccinos. :)

[Jan Irisi]

Right, I see now. :p

Hey, Jan. :up:

http://i3.tinypic.com/w6xbub.gif

Cute?

What's that from?

[Kira]

http://i3.tinypic.com/w6xbub.gif

Cute?

Awww... So cute. :) :up:

Bye Squeek! Remember: YOU CAN DO IT! :D

[LEX]

What's that from?
Over The Hedge

Bye, Squeek. Good luck. ;)

Hey, LV. :up:

[Jan Irisi]

Over The Hedge

Bye, Squeek. Good luck. ;)

Hey, LV. :up:


Oh...as a mother I should have known that.

[LEX]

Now that I've seen all of Over The Hedge trailers, I am now officially worried. This could very well beat X-Men 3 at the box office.

[Kira]

Hmm.. I still haven't watched those. So it looks good? Oh great...

[weatherwitch]

Now that I've seen all of Over The Hedge trailers, I am now officially worried. This could very well beat X-Men 3 at the box office.

I'm seeing both--although I will be taking my kids to Over the Hedge, therefore contributing $15 as opposed to $5...hmmmm, I'll just have to see X3 three times to break even, LOL. ;)

[LEX]

I'm scared. :o

[Kira]

I just saw the trailer for Over The Hedge... I think I'm in love. I'm so going to see that!

[LEX]

And I just saw the new trailer for The Omen. Scary. :eek:

[Kira]

I've only seen the more or less lame teaser. :O

[LEX]

The boy swinging on the swing? Or the full one?

http://i3.tinypic.com/w6yqfp.gif http://i3.tinypic.com/w6yqll.gif http://i3.tinypic.com/w6yqtc.gif

:p

[Jan Irisi]

They remade The Omen????? :eek:

NO MORE REMAKES!!!!!!

[LEX]

But it looks good! :(

[Kira]

They remade The Omen????? :eek:

NO MORE REMAKES!!!!!!

Oh... they did.

Starring: Julia Stiles!

:(

[Kira]

The boy swinging on the swing? Or the full one?

http://i3.tinypic.com/w6yqfp.gif http://i3.tinypic.com/w6yqll.gif http://i3.tinypic.com/w6yqtc.gif

:p

The one with that anemic little boy on the swing.

I can't find the full one anywhere. Or I just don't bother to find it... :(

Nice avatars.

[Jan Irisi]

*loud raspberry sound*

Dear Gawd........

Yet another film I won't be seeing. *adds film to list that includes anything starring Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and all remakes of 1970's TV shows*

[LEX]

What's wrong with Julia Stiles? :p And hey, Richard Gambon and the cowboy guy from Jurassic Park 2 are in it.

[LEX]

The one with that anemic little boy on the swing.

I can't find the full one anywhere. Or I just don't bother to find it... :(

Nice avatars.
That teaser creeped me out. Freaky kid.

Full one? http://www.movie-list.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14646

Thanks. :)

[LEX]

LMAO

Check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKZUrnYGk1M&eurl=

A trailer for Titanic 2. :D

[Kira]

LMAO

Check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKZUrnYGk1M&eurl=

A trailer for Titanic 2. :D

HAH! I was going to sent that here. It was awesome: JACK IS BACK! :D

[LEX]

Hee. :p It's so funny and hurts my sides. :(:D

[Kira]

That teaser creeped me out. Freaky kid.

Full one? http://www.movie-list.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14646

Thanks. :)

Wow. The creepiest part: When that nanny (?) hangs herself and she looks... so happy. :(

[LEX]

Happy people who commit suicide just give me the willies.

[Specter313]

Now that I've seen all of Over The Hedge trailers, I am now officially worried. This could very well beat X-Men 3 at the box office.

Pfft.

http://www.imdb.com/poll/results/2006-04-21

[LEX]

Pfft.

http://www.imdb.com/poll/results/2006-04-21
That gives me a bit hope. :up: But I doubt that 6-year-old kids go on IMDB and vote. :o There are going to be kids. Lots of them will want to see this. Heck, I'd see it, too. You saw what happened with Ice Age 2.

[Kira]

Pfft.

http://www.imdb.com/poll/results/2006-04-21

Those voters are mostly movie geeks. But think about all those families with three or more children who go see Over The Hedge billion times!

*shivers*

Oh... And I'll go see it billion times. :o :p

[LEX]

Great minds, Kira. :up:

Edit:

ETA: How late is it in Australia anyway? You've been up a long time...
I know. :eek:

It's 3:22 AM. I think I've been on the Hype all day now. I'm editting my post instead of posting it b/c I like leaving my post count with number 0 at the end every time. :p Weird, I know.

I best go to bed now. Ciao.

[Kira]

Great minds, Kira. :up:

I KNOW! :D

*high fives*

ETA: How late is it in Australia anyway? You've been up a long time...

[Specter313]

Here you go Kira:

http://www.schnittberichte.com/schnittbericht.php?ID=1352

[Kira]

Here you go Kira:

http://www.schnittberichte.com/schnittbericht.php?ID=1352

Scariest thing: Kevin Dillon's hair! :p

[Specter313]

Scariest thing: Kevin Dillon's hair! :p

Yeah, go watch that movie and say that again.

[Kira]

Yeah, go watch that movie and say that again.

I think I saw it when I was like 15 or something. It wasn't all that. :O

Bye Lex!

[Specter313]

I think I saw it when I was like 15 or something. It wasn't all that. :O

Bye Lex!

Yeah, you didn't see it if you were thinking that. That or you have no soul. Wait..... :p

[Kira]

Yeah, you didn't see it if you were thinking that. That or you have no soul. Wait..... :p

It was more like *yawn*.

Now let's observe how Specter will pop a blood vessel. :D

[Holly Goodhead]

Let me see your grill.
Let you see my what?!
Ya ya grill, ya ya ya grill.

[Aiden]

*loud raspberry sound*

Dear Gawd........

Yet another film I won't be seeing. *adds film to list that includes anything starring Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and all remakes of 1970's TV shows*Does that mean you've not seen Fight Club?

[Jan Irisi]

Does that mean you've not seen Fight Club?

And never will.........

[Aiden]

And never will.........:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Exploding Boy]

My sig is from Fight Club!! Well the book not the movie.

[Kira]

And never will.........

It pains me to say this... but Brad Pitt was better than Edward Norton in it. :(

[Kira]

My sig is from Fight Club!! Well the book not the movie.

Actually... That quote was in the movie. :D

[The Storm]

And never will.........

Really :confused: