Caption This: X-men 3 [merged]

[The Original Bamfer]

Okay, okay... Its a bit early but we got a lot to work with! The pics should steadily flow in now, and this is an amazing thread to have when they do... Its a guaranteed great time!

Most poeple who were hear during X2's release will know that a 'Caption This' is but if you don't, its simply a thread where you post pictures from the movie, cast, etc and write a caption to go with it. Its a fun time :D

I'll start, but I'm not alwyas the best at it...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/LiamGoody/shawnandellen.jpg
Kitty is obviously saddened
Bobby: Kitty, its al-
Kitty: I don't wanna talk about it...
Bobby: We can do it again.
Kitty: No.
Bobby: You just need practice!
Kitty: Bobby, please.
Bobby: Oh come on, you didn't ruin our romantic, ice-skating movie moment... You just fell.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9694/multiplemen2me.jpg
Copy Convention: Believe it or not, Jamie did once resemble all of these copies... Cosmetic surgey is an all too common practice these days.

http://static.flickr.com/29/42446091_2de3c5c0ea.jpg
Wolverine: (thinks) Why is there a camera crew at the Brotherhood's hideout?
Director: Yet another reality show. Maybe I could a'been a huge film director if only I would have stuck with -
Wolverine: Reality show, eh? You smell familiar...

http://static.flickr.com/28/42446122_10a87ca1f0.jpg

Man in Orange: Which one is Wolverine?
Man Offscreen: Hmm... they look both pretty much the same.
Man in Orange: I say the one on the left, he's a tad shorter and is more muscular.
Man Offscreen: Nah, man on left is on an incline and man on right is flexing. Its unfair.




Okay, haha, these certainly aren't the best - pretty lame... but get your creative juices flowing and this will be a swell thread, and an extrmely fun one too when other pics roll in.

Get crazy! :p

[JustABill]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/LiamGoody/shawnandellen.jpg
Bobby tries to console Kitty Pryde after it's revealed Lockheed is having an affair with Colossus.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9694/multiplemen2me.jpg
THE MULTIPLE MAN TASK FORCE AGAINST SHANNEN DOHERTY'S EYE.

I know they are teh suck111.

[The Original Bamfer]

Lockheed? Colossus? SCREWED UP Haha... :eek: :D :up:

[Lamp]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/LiamGoody/shawnandellen.jpg
Statitory Rape? NOoooooooo, not in Canada

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9694/multiplemen2me.jpg
Jaaaaared! How many times have i told you, don't look at the camera! No don't! UUgh, STOP THAT.

[-Æ-]

Looks like there going to use the same technology Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions is using to produce quick and easy clones, pan out blur shot, and smile at the camera! Im going to make an avatar out of that one!!

[GNR]

http://static.flickr.com/29/42446091_2de3c5c0ea.jpgHugh:"Whadda ya mean Gambit's not in it?!"

[-Æ-]

Here you go Multiple man avatar made out of the image. Something quick!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/willem_black/multiple.gif

[Excel]

http://static.flickr.com/29/42446091_2de3c5c0ea.jpg

wolverine-WOULD YOU MIND GETTIN YOUR HAND OFF MY DICK?!?!?!

[Almighty Pejo]

^ And here I thought I was the only person who noticed that hand appears to be grabbing his jiggly bits.

[Lightning Strykez!]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing: "Who is fondling Hughie?"

[Avalanche]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/LiamGoody/shawnandellen.jpg
Bobby was shocked. He'd never seen a forehead quite so big in his entire life. How she was going to phase that through a wall he didn't know.

Cheap and below the belt I know, but I'm out of ideas, so took the easy route.

[Gambit_rx8]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/LiamGoody/shawnandellen.jpg
Kitty is obviously saddened
Bobby: I swear, it's never happened to me before...:(





http://static.flickr.com/29/42446091_2de3c5c0ea.jpg
Okay, Hugh, now turn your head and cough

[Coldqueen]

http://static.flickr.com/29/42446091_2de3c5c0ea.jpg

wolverine-WOULD YOU MIND GETTIN YOUR HAND OFF MY DICK?!?!?!

That's...that's...LOL...you made me laugh so hard I hurt myself...damn floor...

But seriously...that was funny...too funny...my BF thinks I'm crazy...but seriously...who wouldn't want to?

[Coldqueen]

http://static.flickr.com/29/42446091_2de3c5c0ea.jpg

Earphone Guy: Yes, that is Ronald Weasley over there, but no Mr. Jackman, he will not play Dungeons and Dragons with you.

[MoiBijou]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9694/multiplemen2me.jpg


Which of these is the Real Slim Shady? http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Coldqueen]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9694/multiplemen2me.jpg

Casting call for the biographical movie Unabomber.

[Lamp]

This isn't a caption, but i just wanted to point out how not one of them can refrain from..... looking weird-ALL of them

[Coldqueen]

The one in the forefront with his hands in his pockets looks like he's doing something dirty...with his hands...in his pockets...don't like the look on his face either...

[ljr]

Well it must get boring standing around he has to do something to keep himself occupied.lol

[bruja_escarlata]

he can always go and fondle Hughie.....God, that sounded dirty!


(:O )

[ljr]

I'd like to fondle hugh.oh yeah.

[bruja_escarlata]

Sure, me too


I just do not know what is going on with me, I am a good girl....maybe is all the bad guy flirting....good guy marrying thing.....whatever....sure, let fondle him!

[bruja_escarlata]

[QUOTE=Gambit_rx8]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/LiamGoody/shawnandellen.jpg
Kitty is obviously saddened
Bobby: I swear, it's never happened to me before...http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif
Kitty: yes, yes, of course......whatever.... actully is not such a BIG deal




http://static.flickr.com/29/42446091_2de3c5c0ea.jpg
Logan: Nice try kid!

[screech_turbo]

.....

[TNC9852002]

^JASBSB?

-TNC

[Coldqueen]

I'd like to fondle hugh.oh yeah.

:) Who wouldn't? Especially that guy in the other picture...I mean...come on! He's going for full-palmed grope!

[wolviechickie]

I have never noticed the hand before...

interesting

[Coldqueen]

Yeah...someone copped a feel...and that redheaded kid SAW EVERYTHING!

[wolviechickie]

damn him...I wanna have that hand!

*giggles*

[bruja_escarlata]

Me too!!!! I mean it is a lucky hand.....I dream to be the hand

[Coldqueen]

Forget that! I dream be those JEANS! And I don't mean the character...

[wolviechickie]

ok...that was kinda lame...

but yes..the jeans...

bow before the jeans

*bows*

[wolviechickie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/LiamGoody/shawnandellen.jpg



just a short one


Ashmore: *points at her and giggles* he he he he...forehead

[StevieNicks1988]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/LiamGoody/shawnandellen.jpg
Bobby: I didn't mean it, really!
Kitty: MY HAIR DOESN'T LOOK LIKE *****!!
Bobby: *turns and giggles*
Kitty: Go freeze your balls off...

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9694/multiplemen2me.jpg
Third guy in line's thoughts: 'Oh yeah. I'm macho. I'm going to kick Wolverine's butt and get my five minutes of fame, baby!! OH YEAH!'
Guy behind him's thoughts: 'Bored...bored....ooh, fishy fishy!'
Guy beside them's thoughts: 'I do not know them...slowly...move...away'

http://static.flickr.com/29/42446091_2de3c5c0ea.jpg
Wolverine: WHERES MY DAMN WATER BOTTLE!!!! DONT MAKE ME POP 'EM OUT, B*TCH!

http://static.flickr.com/28/42446122_10a87ca1f0.jpg

Wolverine #1: Good help is so hard to find these days.
Wolverine #2: I hear ya!
Wolverine #1: I wonder if they'll find the body...
Wolverine #2: Not a chance, bub.

[The Indigo Fire]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/LiamGoody/shawnandellen.jpg

Bobby: So... Do you want to catch a movie. Forehead....
Kitty: Sure, what do you want to see?
Bobby: Well there's this new movie out called "Massive Cranial Eaters, Part IV."
Forehead....

The Indigo Fire

[ljr]

Leave the poor girl alone.
it should be bobby:doesn't it suck that ricky might be fake
kitty:yeah and x3 was sounding like it would rock.

[Shockdingo]

http://static.flickr.com/28/42446122_10a87ca1f0.jpg

Croc hunter: Oy and here is rare video footage of the Wolverine tribe. You may not be able to see it in this picture but there are at least 30 more in this habitat each identical and in different parts of the marvel universe.

Wolvie1: Holy crap he sees us! What do we do?
Wolvie2: I've got an idea....."GAsp! A...skrull!....
Wolvie1:uh..."Curses you have uncovered my evil plan....to take....over something...yea"

[Coldqueen]

http://static.flickr.com/29/42446091_2de3c5c0ea.jpg

Wolverine: Yeah...I'm carrying a yellow purse...got somethin' to say, bub? Go on, say it! No, let me...SNIKT!

[Quing]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3931/xmencast33pu2vn.jpg
Xavier: I think we all know why we're here.
Magneto: All I'm saying is that Hermione should end up with Harry.
Wolverine: Don't you read the books?
Storm: Harry's got Ginny. He doesn't need that mudblood--
Xavier, Magneto, Wolverine: *Gasp*
Storm: What?

meh.

[Electrix]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3931/xmencast33pu2vn.jpg
Magneto: Well well well what do we have here? The Smurfs...
Xavier: Just because we are all wearing blue Eric doesnt mean we are less of a threat. Stop what you are doing now! Stop trying to sell us apples!
Magneto: Damn! Right i'm off to free some evil mutants or something....toodles!
Storm: Wait!
Magneto:...what
Storm: What do you think of the new doo?
Magneto: Oh darling its just so much better than before, but I must say that those pants sooo dont go with that jacket!
Wolverine: Ahhh save it!
Magneto: That metal doesnt run through your entire body does it?
Wolverine: Well...
*Magneto smiles at Wolverine*
*Wolverine looks down*
Magneto: Well, must dash...I'll be seeing you later...

[bosef982]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3931/xmencast33pu2vn.jpg
Magneto: Well well well what do we have here? The Smurfs...
Xavier: Just because we are all wearing blue Eric doesnt mean we are less of a threat. Stop what you are doing now! Stop trying to sell us apples!
Magneto: Damn! Right i'm off to free some evil mutants or something....toodles!
Storm: Wait!
Magneto:...what
Storm: What do you think of the new doo?
Magneto: Oh darling its just so much better than before, but I must say that those pants sooo dont go with that jacket!
Wolverine: Ahhh save it!
Magneto: That metal doesnt run through your entire body does it?
Wolverine: Well...
*Magneto smiles at Wolverine*
Magneto: Well, must dash...I'll be seeing you later...

that was so worth it.

[bosef982]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3931/xmencast33pu2vn.jpg

MAGNETO: You do realize Charles, that you are wearing almost exactly the same costume from the end of our previous film?
XAVIER: Why yes. I feel it helps with the seamless transition to a new director.
STORM: Save for my new doo, woop! woop! Got my new doo! Woop!

Logan eyes her, shakes head.

MAGNETO: So, we're about sixty minutes into the film, I suppose we are obligated to do battle.
XAVIER: MhmmM
MAGNETO: Yes.

STORM: Look at my doo, woop! Woop!
LOGAN: I'm so not ****ing you!

[Quing]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3931/xmencast33pu2vn.jpg

Magneto: ...This wasn't a costume party?
Xavier: No, Erik. I'm afraid you've been pinked.
Wolverine: Punked, Professor. Punked.
Storm: I dye my hair.

[Coldqueen]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4509/xmencast39mu.jpg


Magneto: I don't want to take it off! The cape makes me feel pretty, damn it!

[Coldqueen]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3931/xmencast33pu2vn.jpg
Xavier: I think we all know why we're here.
Magneto: All I'm saying is that Hermione should end up with Harry.
Wolverine: Don't you read the books?
Storm: Harry's got Ginny. He doesn't need that mudblood--
Xavier, Magneto, Wolverine: *Gasp*
Storm: What?

meh.

LOL...that's awesome.

[Roughneck]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/LiamGoody/shawnandellen.jpg


Ashmore: Oh hey I'm glad I got to talk to you, I really want to be a part of the next Serenity movie.

Page: What are you talking about?

Ashmore: Aw jeez, I thought you were Joss Whedon.

[Roughneck]

http://www.abc.net.au/thingo/img/ep14/joss01.jpg

Joss Whedon

[BluShaypeShyfte]

It seems people here are consistent with Brian Singers Storm. She always has something unimportant or silly to say. ::sigh:: When will blacks get equal treatment? ARGH, lol, (j/k)

[ljr]

Well maybe with the new team and her demands,she'll actually get to look cool this time.Plus why do ppl keep insulting ellen page-leave the girl alone,she's cute and i'm sure would get a real complex if she ever read some of the skits on here.

[Coldqueen]

Dude, totally agree...I've gotten on people about saying stuff in my "Shallowness" thread...it's there for discussing the superficial stuff of X Men, not for insulting the stars.

[The Original Bamfer]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3931/xmencast33pu2vn.jpg
Magneto: Well well well what do we have here? The Smurfs...
Xavier: Just because we are all wearing blue Eric doesnt mean we are less of a threat. Stop what you are doing now! Stop trying to sell us apples!
Magneto: Damn! Right i'm off to free some evil mutants or something....toodles!
Storm: Wait!
Magneto:...what
Storm: What do you think of the new doo?
Magneto: Oh darling its just so much better than before, but I must say that those pants sooo dont go with that jacket!
Wolverine: Ahhh save it!
Magneto: That metal doesnt run through your entire body does it?
Wolverine: Well...
*Magneto smiles at Wolverine*
*Wolverine looks down*
Magneto: Well, must dash...I'll be seeing you later...


:D :up:

[Coldqueen]

Dude...we're so creative...but we have no new pictures to use...or do we?

[TNC9852002]

If we did, this thread would have exploded..

-TNC

[Coldqueen]

A good point...I'm going to look for more...I feel...captiony today.

[Coldqueen]

http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/x-men.3.jpg

Hey...I'm not NAKED!

[Coldqueen]

OKay...that one is actually from X Men 1...but I liked it...so HA!

[_BB_]

i dont see why we cant use some captions from the previous films until we get those official pics. I dont actually have any so, er..yeah..

[HighVoltage]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9694/multiplemen2me.jpg


Eminem Sings;Will The Real Multiple Man Please Stand Up?:up::up::cool::cool:

[TNC9852002]

Ok, we're gonna need some new material in here.. :p

-TNC

[_BB_]

ok then, not xmen 3 but we're dying here so caption this

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/blah.jpg

[DrChronic]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/blah.jpg
Wolverine: Your right storm there is a cracked celling tile
Storm: I told you it wasnt marbel celling effect.
*Rogue thinks to herself* Why doesnt bobby think like wolverine, so senstive
Iceman: (Singing in his head) You take the good, you take them bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life, the facts of life. theres a time your be going, sure your growing, now your knowing about the facts of life, the facts of life, when the world doesnt seem to beliving up to your dreams then suddenly the facts of life are all about you. all about you.. you oooo

[DrChronic]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/8461/famkejanssenandjamesmarsdenjun.jpg
Cyclops: Oh isnt that a lovely photo of our honeymoon
Jean: Yeah it was nice of Polaris and your brother Havok to show up, same she died her hair from green to blond.

[DrChronic]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5416/hanksmckellenaudreydavincicode.jpg
Magneto: Be afraid i am the one named Magneto
Tom Hanks: Yeah, Yeah grandad and im forrest gump

[DrChronic]

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/630/sashmore0029bn.jpg
Iceman: Is this an episode of Trailer Park Boys
Katty Pride: I dunno, i havent seen randy, julian or bubbles hanging around here, However i have seen alot of marajia plants about the place.

[DrChronic]

http://static.flickr.com/29/42446091_2de3c5c0ea.jpg
Wolverine: I cant work with this, its totally un professional, i mean look at my claws, this ones made of cardboard, and what do you think you are doing, dont put that there, if ive told you once

[DrChronic]

http://static.flickr.com/28/42446122_10a87ca1f0.jpg
Wolverine: You know you remind me of someone, i cant quiet put my finger on it... Have you been on the televison? Oh ive got it wasnt you in that theator thing Oklahoma,

[DrChronic]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9694/multiplemen2me.jpg
Blues Brothers: I need, you, you, and you,

[The Original Bamfer]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/blah.jpg
Storm: Oh look! Its Jean! Isn't she beautiful? Her flames are dainty! Hi Jeanie!
Wolverine: Jean, eh?
Storm: Uh huh!
Iceman: Neglect me. Look at everyone else. Look at Ms. Grey. Just because she's warm with psy-flames as I stand here, alone; covered in shards of rock hard ice which does not compare to the coldness in my cavern of love. So cold, so cold... I am invisible... and cold.
Rogue (Thinking): Hey y'all... Wolverine? I got a big black metal bug above mah chest... I think its eating me! Help ma!
Wolverine: Jean... eh. Eh, Jean.
Storm: Wow, Jeanie... you sure are Redd... Get it? Tee hee, I'm such a riot! Redd? tee hee... oh, that... is so... tee hee... ha.
Wolverine: Eh?
Iceman: Watch me stare blankly, as blank as my soul...

[TNC9852002]

C'mon...You guys can do better than that.. :p

-TNC

[The Original Bamfer]

We're not here to entertain you, TNC

[Coldqueen]

WTF? What were you guys on while I was gone? These captions...suck...

[Coldqueen]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/blah.jpg

(Rogue to the director) What? Look where? At who? Ooooohhhh....oops...

[Quing]

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/638/hair8ey.jpg
Anna Paquin returns to the set of X3

[the a1ant]

^OMG, LOL!!!! :up: :up: :up:

Classic.

[Quing]

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

[JP]

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/638/hair8ey.jpg
Anna Paquin returns to the set of X3

:eek: . . .

[BigMac]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/blah.jpg
Jackman: Halle, if you hang your oscar over our heads one more time, I will beat you to death with my emmy.

[littyx]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/blah.jpg

I pretty much wanna do all of them there!

[BigMac]

I pretty much wanna do all of them there!

Umm, yeah. So. :) Just give me Anna.

[JP]

I pretty much wanna do all of them there!


:eek: :o :up:

[Quing]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/627/hitit0np.jpg

[BigMac]

I'd hit her, then she can hit it.

[_BB_]

Lmao, Quing your great at this stuff :D

[_BB_]

ok, lets see what you can do with this rather dodgy looking screencap i found

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/StormOOO.jpg

[Quing]

I am so not even going there.

[BigMac]

ok, lets see what you can do with this rather dodgy looking screencap i found

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/StormOOO.jpg

I'll show you were you can stick your oscar.

[Quing]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3492/catwoman3vu.jpg

[BigMac]

Bravo!!!!

[Quing]

It was hard not to say something sexual there. But I did it. All part of my 12-step program.

[_BB_]

I think i need to go on that program of yours...

[BigMac]

Nah

[_BB_]

You have no idea what kind of things are going through my head right now looking at that picture ;)

[BigMac]

I'm a college student, I've got an idea.

[Coldqueen]

I think you all are getting pretty bad (oh, wait...me included)...maybe we should put a NC-17 disclaimer on this thread...I see the pic drought driving us to new lows...

[Coldqueen]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/627/hitit0np.jpg


Anyone else notice she's looking at my man when she says that? I don't appreciate that.

[Abaddon]

http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/x-men.3.jpg

Mystique: AH!!!get your finger out of there!

[Coldqueen]

Eeeeewww! OMG...definitely need that NC-17 rating...this thread is getting deliciousl naughty.

[Abaddon]

Its in her belly button.:p

[Coldqueen]

Uh-huh...sure...that's where he put it...;)

[Coldqueen]

http://static.flickr.com/30/48824654_705196436b.jpg?v=0

Angel: This is what I get...I let Apocalypse remove my wings in ONE FRICKIN CARTOON AND THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE THEM IN THE MOVIE!

[TNC9852002]

Ahh...You guys are getting better...I like it... :up:

*TNC likes the raunchy material*

-TNC

[Dark_Gambit]

http://static.flickr.com/30/48824654_705196436b.jpg?v=0


Ok guys it was funny while it lasted now get me down........guys?
Anyone there??... Ah man they did it again.

[_BB_]

From X Men 1.5

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/wtf.jpg

[Quing]

The real reason Bryan Singer didn't come back for X3
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/wtf.jpg
Hugh: If you make me do this one more time, I will kill you.


...meh.

[Halcohol]

http://terryxart.com/X-Men%20162.jpg

So, let me get this straight. My first scene, I get vaporized? Yeah, right... Hahaha, get a load of this guy, wiping me out right away... good one.

[BigMac]

^^^^
Poor guy.

[Electrix]

I did these a while back so....try find the humour from a few months back when we didnt know much :)


http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset17.jpg

Wolverine: Excuse me, I hear your going to be the main character in X3
Jean: Errr....yes, is that a problem?
Wolverine: Well you see......errrm......

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/almostthere2.jpg

New Director: Now we all know that you too had a good deal in X2, me and the screenwriters have decided were going to decrese your screentime and let other characters get their time on the big screen.....any comments....?

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/easter13.jpg


Storm: For the 300th time do you know what happens to a little girl when she kidnaps our Proffessor.....
Nightcrawler: Oh please God shut her up!
Girl: ARRRGGGGGGGG

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/x2new43.jpg

Xavier: Ive been looking for Magneto but I cant seem to get a lock on him.
Magneto: Pikkaboo.....oh Charlie boy

[Electrix]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/easter1.jpg

Storm: You know there is a handle.....
Magneto: Oh...

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/asetnew4.jpg

Jean: Hey! I thought me and Storm were the only ones who could fly!

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/pyro2.jpg

Rogue: He went crazy, he definatly has a screw loose!
Bobby: Who is going to pay to redecorate my parent house?
Pyro: ......tempting....so tempting....

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/profxandjean.jpg

Too telepaths playing a game off chess it too easy so they tried not looking at the board........

[Electrix]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/aprnew6.jpg

Magneto being locking in the plastic prison is making him halucinate...

Magneto: Oh Mystique.....

[Halcohol]

http://www.secret-obsession.com/caps/albums/x2/normal_x2337.jpg

Deleted scene from "The Boy from Oz"

[_BB_]

hehe, i like the first two especially :D

[Halcohol]

http://www.secret-obsession.com/caps/albums/x2/normal_x2376.jpg

Hugh: You know, I though Sir Hopkins was a better Hannibal Lecter.
Brian: NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[_BB_]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/wanker.jpg
Singer: and this is what halle did when i told her i was giving Jones more screentime than her in the next movie
jackman: .........

[Coldqueen]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/aprnew6.jpg

Magneto being locking in the plastic prison is making him halucinate...

Magneto: Oh Mystique.....

OMG! Too funny!

[Silvers24]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/blah.jpg
Bobby: Hmm, maybe Magneto should find a better way to crash the party.
Wolverine: Damn yeah, third damn time he came crashing through the damn ceiling. Either that, he needs some kind of flying license, that crazy idiot.
Storm: I find it funny! It is true, he is a dumb ass.
Rouge: (Thinks) I wonder who's is bigger. (Dosen't say outloud but in mind)

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3931/xmencast33pu2vn.jpg
Magneto: What is this? A short meeting?
Xaviour: Your curel jokes about me being in a wheel chair does not hurt me Magneto.
Megneto: Oh, well I tried.
Wolverine: So how is Mystique?
Megneto: You ever touch her again I will make quick use of your parts, including your metal.
Wolverine: She came to me! I never knew that was Mystique, she made me make out with Rouge and Storm!
Storm: Made out with me?
Wolverine: I don't know, I know it was Rouge.
Storm: You ever try to make out with any clone of me, I will rip your dick off.
Wolverine: What made her so stormed up? (hehe)

^^^^^LAME AS HELL, maybe. Idk. With hope my first picture is better.

[Coldqueen]

OMG!
You guys are getting bad!
Where am I going to put that disclaimer?

[the a1ant]

LOL...guys, we need some X3 pictures :p

Well, here's a batch of X2 pictures if anyone wants to play with them...

http://www.picturedot.com/IndexSheet-VendorPics.asp?VID=3309

You should upload them to www.photobucket.com (http://www.photobucket.com/) or http://www.imageshack.us/ because i don't think that site will let you hotlink the images without getting an ugly tag and downsizing the images :o

[Coldqueen]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=39768

Magneto: Me loves shiny objects...must touch...metal...oooooooohhhhhh....

[Coldqueen]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=40197

Jean: Elvis? Is that you?

[The Original Bamfer]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/almostthere2.jpg

Medical Assistant: Halle, after reviewing your medical records, it seems you may have had a sixth finger as well...

[Coldqueen]

OMG!
I can't believe you brought that up...that was totally a hoax.

[The Original Bamfer]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/pyro2.jpg
Bobby: Why does he sit when he goes?
rogue: Why ah you watchin'?

[Coldqueen]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/pyro2.jpg

Pyro: (staring into space) Mystique is kinda hot...in that "I'm blue and naked" kinda way...



Should I tell Bobby that me and Rogue made out last week? Nah...he might freak...

[Specter313]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=47752

Singer: Now make sure you're hunched over like this so we can get maximum boobage.

[Specter313]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=39798

Jean: Take one last look at this fine a$$, cause that's the last you're gonna see of it.......... til the next movie.

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=39797

Famke: Where's my damn Preparation H?

[Ballistic Liz]

Because I saw The Rouge in an earlier post:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sparta*
Why does everyone spell ROGUE -> Rouge!

She isn't make-up people!



Because people are retarded morons with the IQ of lower primates wearing diapers? *just throwing that out there*

I'd say the non-frenchness and frenchness makes it harder, in some strange way because FANs of the X-Men know better. Being Canadain I KNOW Rouge is the colour RED in FRENCH!!, in english... yup the english stold the word from the french, it means the make-up on your cheeks. As in Blush.

Rogue: means rascal, knave, scoundrel, mischief loving person or child, living apart from herd, wild beast of savage temper.

Rouge is said like: RRrrrrr oooooooo ge.

You hear the opening R then a real OOOOOooooooow sound then a bit of the G, not really any e.


Rogue is said like: RRrrrr OOOo GGGGGGGGGgg e.

You hear the begining R then a good O sound, but not too much, then a STRONG GGGGGGGG sound. Ending in the e.


There is a lesson is the difference between the two spellings.

*I'll post this whenever I see it mis-spelt again*

[TheSumOfGod]

Rouge Rouge Rouge Rouge Rouge :p

[Retroman]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1032/557198050ng.jpg

The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice...

[TheSumOfGod]

The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice...

But I don't find black women to be attractive. :(

Unless they have white traits, like Vanessa Williams or Michael Michele, either of which would have been a much better Storm. :up:

Btw, that's not racism, that's honesty.

[TNC9852002]

Women are women to me...All to which as a male, I'm attracted to by nature.. :p

-TNC

[TheSumOfGod]

Women are women to me...All to which as a male, I'm attracted to by nature.. :p

-TNC

Even Tubgirl? Or Roseanne Barr? Or Oprah when she wakes up in the morning with no make-up on? :eek: ;)

[The Original Bamfer]

Back on topic, fools... :mad:


:p

[TheSumOfGod]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/pyro2.jpg

Pyro: "The next person who says that I look like a young Sam Rockwell is gonna burn... "

[Coldqueen]

Who's Sam Rockwell?

[MoiBijou]

Who's Sam Rockwell?

Perhaps this one... :confused:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005377/

[Abaddon]

The guy from the HItchhikers Guide movie.

[Coldqueen]

Eewww...no...I love that movie and he totally looks more like Martin Freeman than Zaphod...ps...LOVE THE BOOKS!

[LittleMissVixen]

But I don't find black women to be attractive. :(

Unless they have white traits, like Vanessa Williams or Michael Michele, either of which would have been a much better Storm. :up:

Btw, that's not racism, that's honesty.

:rolleyes:

[Abaddon]

Its his preference.Nothing wrong with that.

[Coldqueen]

I loves me men of all colors, shapes, and sizes...lol...bad pun...

[Abaddon]

and here I thought you were frigid.:o:p

[Coldqueen]

OMG...I can't believe you just said that.

[Sentinel X]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/easter1.jpg

At Storm's house

Wolverie:Storm..this is your house?
Storm:What...Proffesor X doesnt give me ****
*Magneto rips ope door*
Storm:Aww hell naw..you did not just break my door!!


http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/profxandjean.jpg

Prof X (telepathically):Notice something Jean?
Jean(telepathically):Erm...you got a new haircut
Prof X (telepathically):No, I just saved a load of money on my car insurance

[Coldqueen]

Dude...LOL...Geico...

[wolviechickie]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/easter1.jpg

Mags: Sorry...I couldn't resist...

Kinda lame...but meh...thought I would contribute something

[Sentinel X]

http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/x-men.3.jpg

Wolverine:Look lady I aint no dentist but you realyy got some problems goin' on in there.

[The Infernal]

http://www.secret-obsession.com/caps/albums/x2/normal_x2337.jpg

Logan: I thought aliens were only supposed to abduct rednecks. So why me and not Bobby Drake? The next time you aliens feel like anal probing someone why don't you just try phoning an 0800 number?

[TNC9852002]

http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/x-men.3.jpg

Wolverine:Look lady I aint no dentist but you realyy got some problems goin' on in there.
:up: :p :D

-TNC

[Silvers24]

http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/x-men.3.jpg

Blu-Jay (LOL): You just did not do that!
Wolverine: Do what?
Mystique: THAT!!
Wolverine: Oh, no wonder why you are blue, and look like that. My bad.

[Celestio]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/profxandjean.jpg

Prof X (telepathically):Notice something Jean?
Jean(telepathically):Erm...you got a new haircut
Prof X (telepathically):No, I just saved a load of money on my car insurance

LOL! :D:up:

[Sentinel X]

Im glad you guys like them http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://www.splashmovies.de/images/specials/x_men_2/x_men_2_10.jpg

Police:Put the knives down!
Wolverine:Shizzle ma nizzle telivissile kniffabizlle cadizzle dizzle.
Bobby:What..that sounds so gay.
Pyro:You shouldnt be talking Bobby.
Rugue: Oh!Your @ss got owned.

http://www.sffan.de/sf-film/dvd/x-men/x_men.jpg

Wolverine:Hey Proffesor..I think you're balding
Jean: Ouch I got a serious wedgie
Storm:Move it slow poke!

At the X-jet...


http://www.splashmovies.de/images/specials/x_men_2/x_men_2_06.jpg

Storm:errm...Jean what are you doing?

http://www.filmfestivals.com/locarno_2000/images/x-men.jpg

Jean:Well..umm I heard you had six toes and five nipples...So once I had spare time I just wanted to check if there is anything wrong with me.

http://www.kino-film-dvd.info/x-men/a-z/storm.jpg

Storm:Its just a rumor

*Jean looks at Storm's toes*

http://www.leaptoad.com/muchmore/sixtoes.jpg

Jean(sarcasically):Ummm humm.

[Sentinel X]

http://www.hungerstrike.com/graphics/oprah.jpg

Oprah:Hi its me opppppppprrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!.... The first thing I want to say is Ive been on the Atkins diet,it works!Its really good and theyve paid me to promote the product so why the hell not.Under your seats are free diet pillllllllllllllssss!!...Now I also want to say drugs are bad for you m'kay.Today we're gonna be talking about the X-men and their battle with drugs.Everyone please look to the screen

ON THE SCREEN"

Jean Grey

Before: http://www.cs.cuc.edu/~scottrel/jeangrey.jpg

After:

http://www.stacyewalker.com/specialpromotions/stacy-jeangrey.jpg

Storm

Before:

http://www.cultsirens.com/berry/berry005.jpg

After:

http://www.tnmc.org/gnews/pics/halleb.jpg

Bobby Drake

Before:

http://www.monkeemanor.com/images/clones/jacks/bobby.jpg

After:

http://www.wdr.de/online/kultur/michael_jackson/img/jackson4.jpg


Oprah: Oh my!Oh my my my!...that last one scarred me.That was disturbing.

[Angry Sentinel]

Alright.. I'll give it a whirl
http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/almostthere2.jpg
Halle and Jame's reaction after they are informed they will have a love scene in X3...

[Angry Sentinel]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/pyro2.jpg

Iceman: Man... look at him. Looks like he's really in pain over all this. Should we go say something to him?

Rogue: Nah, he's probably coming to some profound deep realization of the universe

Pyro: *singing to self* "A-B-C-D-E-F-G....H-I-J-K-ELEMENTO-P"

[Electrix]

http://www.kinogid.ru/domkino/images/xmen2_2.jpg

Wolverine: Where's the X-Jet, it should have been here 3 minutes ago!
Rogue: Logan, its there...

[Angry Sentinel]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/aprnew6.jpg
Magneto gratiously accepts applause after unveiling his Genoshan Spring Fashions for 2006


Guard1: Look at him, the doddering fool thinks he's in a fashion show!
Guard2: We'd better relax on those female hormones we've been slipping him!"

[Quing]

And the tables are turned...

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/6499/hit7pl.jpg

[TheSumOfGod]

http://www.kinogid.ru/domkino/images/xmen2_2.jpg


Rogue: Logan, why do you have such a huge freakin' belt buckle?

Wolverine: 'Cause I'm a Canucklehead, bub.

Iceman: Okay, this Canadian lingo of yours is really getting on my f***ing nerves. Stop calling everyone "bub" all of the time!

Wolverine: Sorry, bu-- I mean, buddy.

Iceman: That's better, dips**t. Now we know who wears the daddy pants in this house.

;)

[Sentinel X]

And the tables are turned...

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/6499/hit7pl.jpgLMAO!!

[Angry Sentinel]

And the tables are turned...

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/6499/hit7pl.jpg :eek: bwhahahahahaaaa!!! :up:

[Quing]

I think that the two deserve to be next to each other, so...

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/627/hitit0np.jpg
http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/6499/hit7pl.jpg

[Sentinel X]

http://www.balkanmedia.com/m2/sl/2453-1-2.jpg


Civilian:That is such a wig!
Storm:So..I got myself this wig for ninty nine cents at the flea market
Jean:your @ss got owned.

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/tv/xmencox.jpg

Stryker: Damn yous a ugly bit**!!

[_BB_]

I think that the two deserve to be next to each other, so...

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/627/hitit0np.jpg
http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/6499/hit7pl.jpg


:eek: lmao!!! Its so wrong......

[Quing]

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/7233/capturecopy5wn.jpg

[Silvers24]

What does "I'd Hit It." exactly mean? Like does it mean "I'd Hit Her" (I mean it sexually, be meaning would he **** her?) or does it mean something else?

[Quing]

yes, that's what it means.

[Silvers24]

Thank you.

[Electrix]

Its means you'd have sexual intercourse....with it...

[_BB_]

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/7233/capturecopy5wn.jpg

:eek: argh, my eyes, they buurn

[Coldqueen]

http://www.hungerstrike.com/graphics/oprah.jpg

Oprah:Hi its me opppppppprrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!.... The first thing I want to say is Ive been on the Atkins diet,it works!Its really good and theyve paid me to promote the product so why the hell not.Under your seats are free diet pillllllllllllllssss!!...Now I also want to say drugs are bad for you m'kay.Today we're gonna be talking about the X-men and their battle with drugs.Everyone please look to the screen

ON THE SCREEN"

Jean Grey

Before: http://www.cs.cuc.edu/~scottrel/jeangrey.jpg

After:

http://www.stacyewalker.com/specialpromotions/stacy-jeangrey.jpg

Storm

Before:

http://www.cultsirens.com/berry/berry005.jpg

After:

http://www.tnmc.org/gnews/pics/halleb.jpg

Bobby Drake

Before:

http://www.monkeemanor.com/images/clones/jacks/bobby.jpg

After:

http://www.wdr.de/online/kultur/michael_jackson/img/jackson4.jpg


Oprah: Oh my!Oh my my my!...that last one scarred me.That was disturbing.

Awwww...look at Bobby! Kids...this is what happens when you take candy from strangers.

[Quing]

:eek: argh, my eyes, they buurn

All I have to say about that scene is that Hugh must have had a great time shooting it.

[Sentinel X]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5416/hanksmckellenaudreydavincicode.jpg
Magneto: Be afraid i am the one named Magneto
Tom Hanks: Yeah, Yeah grandad and im forrest gump

LOL!:D

[ljr]

You know he did,image having all the x-girls all over you.I now quite a few guys around here who've had that fantasy.

[_BB_]

All I have to say about that scene is that Hugh must have had a great time shooting it.

Ive heard the stories, i KNOW he had a great time lol

[ljr]

I know in the press jucket he was totally gushing over that scene.

[The Storm]

Alright.. I'll give it a whirl
http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/almostthere2.jpg
Halle and Jame's reaction after they are informed they will have a love scene in X3...

:up: :up:

Had to stop myself from laughing out loud in the middle of the library.

[ljr]

I would like a love scene with cykes.lol

[The Storm]

http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/x-men.3.jpg

Mystique: AH!!!get your finger out of there!

Naughty, naughty! First giggle in ages! :up:

[The Storm]

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/638/hair8ey.jpg
Anna Paquin returns to the set of X3

:up: Legend

[Specter313]

All I have to say about that scene is that Hugh must have had a great time shooting it.

I remember reading about a blooper reel that was shown somewhere, that during that scene, he grabbed Anna and laid one on her, then let out a "Yeah, baby!"

[TNC9852002]

http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/x-men.3.jpg
"Punisher WAS a good movie!"

-TNC

[Angry Sentinel]

^unfortunately, you will probably need the combined abilities of the Professor and Jeanie to convince people of that one :p

[Retroman]

Heres a pic i think you guys will have fun with....

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/128/527559174ay.jpg
FOX head Tom Rothman and Marvel CEO/producer Avi Arad.

Courtesy of Getty Images

[Sentinel X]

http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/2000%20Pics/X-Men%2002.jpgStorm:LET GO OF MY EGGO!!!!!!!

http://www.msd.k12.or.us/schools/mhs/daily2/food_otd/eggo.gif

http://www.askmen.com/imagesvote/2003_may/x_men_2/kea_wong_square.JPG http://www.askmen.com/imagesvote/2003_may/x_men_2/anna_paquin_square.JPG

ROGUE:What?
JUBILEE:***** I heard yous waz goin out with my man!:mad:

[ShadowBoxing]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/blah.jpg
Storm: Wolverine we are glad you're back and.....oh one of the students in looking down my cleavage again

[newwaveboy87]

http://www.askmen.com/imagesvote/2003_may/x_men_2/kea_wong_square.JPG http://www.askmen.com/imagesvote/2003_may/x_men_2/anna_paquin_square.JPG

ROGUE:What?
JUBILEE:***** I heard yous waz goin out with my man!:mad:

hahaha - i love this.

[xwolverine2]

http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/9870/deathbymetal1ma.png (http://imageshack.us)
magneto- im about to escape this prison and kill all humans!! by first rippping the metal through your body,smashing this cell, use the metal to finish off all the other gaurds........but i have good news......



........i just saved a load of money on my car insurance!!

*rips laurio to pieces*

[Karategirlx2001]

Alright.. I'll give it a whirl
http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/almostthere2.jpg
Halle and Jame's reaction after they are informed they will have a love scene in X3...

RLMFAO! :up: :D

*Rolls on the floor with laughter*

[littyx]

http://www.hungerstrike.com/graphics/oprah.jpg

Oprah:Hi its me opppppppprrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!.... The first thing I want to say is Ive been on the Atkins diet,it works!Its really good and theyve paid me to promote the product so why the hell not.Under your seats are free diet pillllllllllllllssss!!...Now I also want to say drugs are bad for you m'kay.Today we're gonna be talking about the X-men and their battle with drugs.Everyone please look to the screen

ON THE SCREEN"

Jean Grey

Before: http://www.cs.cuc.edu/~scottrel/jeangrey.jpg

After:

http://www.stacyewalker.com/specialpromotions/stacy-jeangrey.jpg

Storm

Before:

http://www.cultsirens.com/berry/berry005.jpg

After:

http://www.tnmc.org/gnews/pics/halleb.jpg

Bobby Drake

Before:

http://www.monkeemanor.com/images/clones/jacks/bobby.jpg

After:

http://www.wdr.de/online/kultur/michael_jackson/img/jackson4.jpg


Oprah: Oh my!Oh my my my!...that last one scarred me.That was disturbing.
OMG I'm still laughing about this one.

[xwolverine2]

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/7355/untitledstopass5mq.png (http://imageshack.us)STORM: wispers: stop grabbing my ass alan........

[xwolverine2]

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/1490/x2209cq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

wolverine:i cant let you do this to me

jean: shhhh baby.......its my movie NOW!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

wolverine:NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[lazerustheduck]

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/7355/untitledstopass5mq.png (http://imageshack.us/)STORM: wispers: stop grabbing my ass alan........Shouldn't that be Halle stop trying to pull my hand to your ass.

[xwolverine2]

http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/3020/xmen2166nn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

soldier: ten bucks says the chinese girls touches the wall first...

stryker: your on......

[xwolverine2]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4249/missile4fg.png (http://imageshack.us)

storm: jean the second missile!!!!!!

jean: i cant.......wait i almost have it!

storm: look a rat!!!!!

jean: aaaaaaah!

*missile hits ship*

[Karategirlx2001]

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/1490/x2209cq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

wolverine:i cant let you do this to me

jean: shhhh baby.......its my movie NOW!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

wolverine:NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Lol, :up:

[Coldqueen]

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/128/527559174ay.jpg

Smile all you want Ari...we know where you do business...OMG! Is that FOX's chain around your neck!?

[batman44]

http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/x-men.3.jpg

Mystique: AH!!!get your finger out of there!

:eek: that's way too funny :up: :D

[Neto Magnus]

holy crap shait, I can't believe I never posted here yet.

here's something I did along time ago. It still holds true...

http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/4174/xmsx2177tb.jpg
Stryker: We've managed to gather evidence of a child prostitution facility in the Neverland region in upstate California.

[Stryker shows them satellite photos of Neverland Ranch]

Pres. McKenna: Where did you get this information?
Stryker: Interrogation of one of the mutant pedophiles from the '93 incident.
Sen. Kelly: Michael? Michael Jackson? You have access to him?
Stryker: Wacko Jacko. Yes. We developed the technology that bleached his skin white.

[Sen. Kelly looks at one of the photos and picks it up.]

Sen. Kelly: This facility is an amusement park.
Stryker: Sure it is.

[Stryker shows them another photo.]

Pres. McKenna: What the hell is that?
Stryker: A peephole.
Pres. McKenna: What kind of a peephole?
Stryker: We don't know. But it looks into the boy's locker room.

[Pres. gets frustrated.]

Stryker: If we had been able to do our jobs Mr. President before this incident...
Pres. McKenna: All Right, listen. William, you enter, you penetrate, you question, but the last thing we need to hear, is a parent of a mutant boy suing us for 3 million dollars for molestation.

[They then stare and smile at each other queerly for hours, sipping glasses of Jesus Juice.]

[Quing]

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/128/527559174ay.jpg
Just seconds before the epic battle for the title of Supreme ruler of the Underworld, the contestants share a lighthearted moment.

[Coldqueen]

Quing...should go look at my post on the last page of the "Good Hypers" thread...since she's so underappreciated...

[Quing]

:) Aw. Thanks!

[Angry Sentinel]

I see all our resident comedians are finding this thread. Good job guys, the previous page was really funny

[GreatWhiteWhale]

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/128/527559174ay.jpg
Just seconds before the epic battle for the title of Supreme ruler of the Underworld, the contestants share a lighthearted moment.

Lol, I love this. It's funny, but it also makes you think.

[littyx]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/blah.jpg
Rogue:"Logan....Logan! Look at me when I'm talking to you. I was just professing my love to you!"

Logan:"Rogue! Shh! The Lakers are up by 2!"

Storm:"Oooh I swear if Kobe don't make that jump shot......"

[xwolverine2]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6722/t2mystiquewolv7di.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

mystique and wolverine find themselves at the mall shoping for belts...they spot the same one and fight over it..

lame i know..


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[Coldqueen]

Yes...very lame...LOL...

[Sentinel X]

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/1490/x2209cq.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

WOLVERINE:Wait Jean I have HIV AIDS!!

JEAN:Shh!!Theres something much more important I have to tell you.Can you guess what it is?

WOLVERINE:You're a man.

JEAN:No.I just saved loads of money on my car insurance.

GEICO

[Coldqueen]

What is it with the Geico jokes in here lately?

[TNC9852002]

There's only been a few of 'em..

-TNC

[Coldqueen]

Really? It seems like more...

[The Storm]

holy crap shait, I can't believe I never posted here yet.

here's something I did along time ago. It still holds true...

http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/4174/xmsx2177tb.jpg
Stryker: We've managed to gather evidence of a child prostitution facility in the Neverland region in upstate California.

[Stryker shows them satellite photos of Neverland Ranch]

Pres. McKenna: Where did you get this information?
Stryker: Interrogation of one of the mutant pedophiles from the '93 incident.
Sen. Kelly: Michael? Michael Jackson? You have access to him?
Stryker: Wacko Jacko. Yes. We developed the technology that bleached his skin white.

[Sen. Kelly looks at one of the photos and picks it up.]

Sen. Kelly: This facility is an amusement park.
Stryker: Sure it is.

[Stryker shows them another photo.]

Pres. McKenna: What the hell is that?
Stryker: A peephole.
Pres. McKenna: What kind of a peephole?
Stryker: We don't know. But it looks into the boy's locker room.

[Pres. gets frustrated.]

Stryker: If we had been able to do our jobs Mr. President before this incident...
Pres. McKenna: All Right, listen. William, you enter, you penetrate, you question, but the last thing we need to hear, is a parent of a mutant boy suing us for 3 million dollars for molestation.

[They then stare and smile at each other queerly for hours, sipping glasses of Jesus Juice.]

Stuff of legends

[Sentinel X]

What is it with the Geico jokes in here lately?Theres been a lot?I thought it was just this one and ne I made earlier.

[Sentinel X]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=39797

Famke: Where's my damn Preparation H?HOLY SHNICKIES!!!:eek: :up: :up:

[screech_turbo]

....

[Nutshell97]

That last pic says it all^^^

[Coldqueen]

*looks around confused* What's a prostate?

[Karategirlx2001]

http://static.flickr.com/29/42446091_2de3c5c0ea.jpg


I've always thought that this picture was a bit too convenient for Singer...

[Neto Magnus]

*looks around confused* What's a prostate?

a state in america that favors abortion.

[Coldqueen]

LOL...and those states need exams?

[Neto Magnus]

LOL...and those states need exams?

yes, they have to pass a test to receive their wire hangers licsense.

[Coldqueen]

Does that comment reference Mommy Dearest and Faye Dunaway's scene where she's beating her adopted daughter with a wire hanger?

"NO WIRE HANGERS!"

[TNC9852002]

http://static.flickr.com/29/42446091_2de3c5c0ea.jpg

http://www.secret-obsession.com/caps/albums/x2/normal_x2376.jpg

http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/9870/deathbymetal1ma.png (http://imageshack.us/)


even superheroes need prostate exams.

this message brought to you by marvel comics.

http://terryxart.com/X-Men%20162.jpg
LMAO :p

Good job, screech!

-TNC

[ljr]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/blah.jpg

WOVERINE:Hi Jean (i'd hit it)
STORM:Hi jean (COW!,why does she get all the attention-hello am I invisible.I am sooo much hotter than her)
ICEMAN:(thinks:'wow Dr Grey really does look like that wierd man chick from Nip/Tuck)
ROGUE:(thinks:Logan in the shower all naked and wet-YEAH BABY)

[ljr]

http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/x-men.3.jpg

HUGH:I'm sorry Rebecca it's true.
REBECCA:NO!!,it isn't possible my fiance Jerry isn't that fat kid from Stand By Me.

[ljr]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9694/multiplemen2me.jpg

MULTIPLE MAN WITH HAND IN HIS POCKET:Scratches him self then thinks( 'damn stacy x she gave me craps') :)

[lazerustheduck]

http://www.secret-obsession.com/caps/albums/x2/normal_x2376.jpg
Stryker Finds about Wolverines ohter power Mutant B.O.

[ljr]

HEHE,that's good.

[Sentinel X]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/pyro2.jpg

Rogue:bobby I told you,you gave him too much weed
Bobby:I thought he could handle it
Pyro:Whoa...rainbow colored ducks

http://www.secret-obsession.com/caps/albums/x2/normal_x2376.jpg

WOLVIE:You wanna know the truth about me and you?
STRYKER:What
WOLVIE:Im yo baby daddy
STRYKER:Noooooooooooooo!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/abbylei/StormOOO.jpg

STORM:awow!!...Storm...see...pimmmmpllllleee

[lazerustheduck]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/easter1.jpg
The New Magneto V.s. The Terminator at 3 seconds is officially the worlds shortest film.

[Coldqueen]

AWwww...John totally looks high...

[Sentinel X]

bump...we need some captions here

[Electrix]

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/6196/237695691qt.jpg

Xavier: Oops!.

I'm sorry for blocking your powers Jean! ....Sorry?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/69/Famke.jpg/180px-Famke.jpg

Jean: I'll make you sorry!

Xavier: No!...NO!

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/5154/237701062zz.jpg

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/8994/237700891mf.jpg

[_BB_]

Lmao!

[Mary]

Electrix...reallyyyyyyy funny!!!!!!! hehehehe

[Electrix]

I try :D

[Angry Sentinel]

that actually made me laugh out loud...good job

[hulkamania85]

http://www.askmen.com/imagesvote/2003_may/x_men_2/anna_paquin_square.JPG

"Oh no you din't just say yo powers were bettah than mine."

[Quing]

You're a ****ing retard.

[hulkamania85]

You're a ****ing retard.

http://www.haxed.co.uk/coppermine/albums/ownage/normal_ponchomo.jpg

[hulkamania85]

You're a ****ing retard.

Ah double post. Anyway,

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative14.jpg

[MaskedManJRK]

There's one for almost all the movies here, so why not? Take pictures from relating to the movie, whether it's trailer caps, character shots, or even back-stage shots.

I'll start:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/jhgjh.jpg

Person behind photo: Show-off!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/bgnj.jpg

Kitty: Wait, guys! You all have longer legs than me!

Rogue: Babe, I'm SHORTER than you, and I'm keeping up. Shut it.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/fh.jpg

Rogue: ...Am I the only one who notices that there's a f**king BLUE MAN sitting in the same row?!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/fhm.jpg

Phoenix: Okay, where the hell are the bathrooms?!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/gcv.jpg

Cyclops: They're doing WHAT to me?! RATNER, your ass is MINE!!!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/gdn.jpg

McKellien: Uh...Peter, are you sure this is what Lord of the Rings should look like?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/ghbn.jpg

Cyclops: With arms wide open... heheh, I love that song...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/hbv.jpg

Hannibal Lector: Okay, even for me, this is a bit too much.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/jg.jpg

Logan: ...Uh...I didn't do it.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/jlg.jpg

The sudden covering up proved too late...the man had seen Mystique's...neither-toe.

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/3364/iceman0wr.png

Iceman: Uh...something tells me I won't be able to do s**t in this fight...

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9405/62sb.jpg

Doctor: You told us, sir, anyone who stood in the way of Project Mayhem...we have to take his balls.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2471/314cd.jpg

Wolverine: Man, I hope Blade doesn't mind if I take his move. *puts on shades*

[the a1ant]

Kitty looks so cute in her lil uniform :D Ok...sorry, resume :p

[LastSunrise1981]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/fhm.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/gcv.jpg

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/christian_bale/pinstripe.jpg

Bruce- Sorry Scott, but Jean couldn't resist my prep-time.

[Shockdingo]

prep time *snort* :p

[MaskedManJRK]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/bgnj.jpg

Iceman: (thinking, looking at Kitty and Rogue) Note to self: Thank Xavier for having us wear skin-tight leather.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/hfmb.jpg

Person behind picture: Uh, should we tell the Professor that's not how you perform sex?

Person 2: I think he heard you.

Person 1: Well, that would explain why I now feel like a 6 year-old girl.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/fhm.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/House-of-M/gcv.jpg

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/christian_bale/pinstripe.jpg

Bruce- Sorry Scott, but Jean couldn't resist my prep-time.

I need that "owned" picture of Batman in Tower of Babel. :p :D

[wolviechickie]

you guys are good