The BrodieBruce Awards Of Excellence! '05

[BrodieBruce]

Yes, folks, it's that Time of year again. The time When your Old Uncle Brodie comes and grouses about those who rule and those who drool. Last year's awards were a smashing success, as can be witnessed

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=130219&page=1&pp=25

here.

The rules are simple. I tell you if you suck or rool or whathave you, and you deal. See you in a few with the first award!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Brodiescopy.jpg

[ElectroFlare]

Mister BrodieBruce, do I suck or rool or whathave you?

[BrodieBruce]

That'[s not how it works, you punk

[guitarsingerguy]

I don't think I was nominated for anything last year. Goddammit, I better be up for something this year. Even if it's simply most unparticipating poster. :mad:

[Holly Goodhead]

l forgot about Miss Sassafrass.

[maxwell's demon]

Yes, folks, it's that Time of year again. The time When your Old Uncle Brodie comes and grouses about those who rule and those who drool. Last year's awards were a smashing success, as can be witnessed

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=130219&page=1&pp=25

here.

The rules are simple. I tell you if you suck or rool or whathave you, and you deal. See you in a few with the first award!

you need to get your old avatar back.



i miss it.

[ElectroFlare]

That'[s not how it works, you punk

I had a feeling...but this is the best way to insure I don't get nominated lol

[Clerk]

Ah yes, time to pick up my Honorary Brodie. *straightens bowtie*

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

I'm reading through that and I'm getting a feeling like when you're passed out after drinking and people start drawing **** on your face and putting phones down your pants and calling them. Anyway, I don't remember.

[BrodieBruce]

Handosmest young Man!

Clerk
Eric Draven
Teh Watchman
CTOAn

The WInner issss.......








Clerk, beacuse he's pretty,a nd that's wha tyou ahve to be to win the award

[kypade]

I won last year, I'll win again this year.

[Clerk]

Id like to thank noone who made this possible. :cool:

[Holly Goodhead]

I won last year, I'll win again this year.

What are you.

[Master Chief]

Id like to thank noone who made this possible. :cool:

Your parents hate you. :o

[Eric Draven]

Hey, weren't these the awards that I continually lost? :mad:

[Holly Goodhead]

Hey, weren't these the awards that I continually lost? :mad:

Stay on topic.

[Kmack]

Ooooh awards, how exciting:D

[BrodieBruce]

Prettiest Lady of the age

Toven
X-Chick
Gunblade
the girl who gives me sex

and the winner is//......




The Girl who gives me sex, cause, well, c'mon.

[Eric Draven]

Stay on topic.

You first.

[Holly Goodhead]

Prettiest Lady of the age

Toven
X-Chick
Gunblade
the girl who gives me sex

and the winner is//......




The Girl who gives me sex, cause, well, c'mon.

Me and Gunny are "dykin" it. :(

[BrodieBruce]

Handsomest clack man!

Eric Draven
Guyverjay
uhhh, that guy across the hall
and Thor


the winner b........



Guyverjay, cause None of the poeple lsited are balck and he's the balckest of them.

[BrodieBruce]

ug, this is hard, Jackcool takes over now.

[guitarsingerguy]

See, see, I'm getting overlooked again. Dammit, I need to do more to get noticed around here.

[Equinox]

How do these awards work anyways?

[BrodieBruce]

How do these awards work anyways?
I make up an award, pick a couple names and then pick one of the names that isn't jackccol and I give the award to that person.

[Master Chief]

That's awesome. Yay. Hah, I started page 2 on default settings, I rule.

[Equinox]

Oh ok :confused:

[Eric Draven]

I make up an award, pick a couple names and then pick one of the names that isn't jackccol and I give the award to that person.

You're still holding a grudge :(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That's awesome. Yay. Hah, I started page 2 on default settings, I rule.How very AICN of you. :(

[Calvin]

You're still holding a grudge :(
It's really your only reason to live, and you know it.

[Eric Draven]

It's really your only reason to live, and you know it.

That's nonsense!

[Calvin]

That's nonsense!
Hogwash!

[Corinthian™]

My day has come:o:O

[Drakon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Brodiescopy.jpg

[bored]

bored doesn't even remember the brodie awards from last year :( .

[BrodieBruce]

tjhat's actually pretty nice!

[Drakon]

Figured you'd like it. I kept true to your namesake, as well. Feel free to use it.

[Dr Doom]

bored doesn't even remember the brodie awards from last year :( .
Dr Doom doesnt even care about this year's awards.

[The Riddler]

is today opposite day?

because the thread title would make more sense if it said: !brucebrodie the awards of non-excellence 50'

:o :confused:

[BrodieBruce]

is today opposite day?

because the thread title would make more sense if it said: !brucebrodie the awards of non-excellence 50'

:o :confused:

ooh, you got me.

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Do Ittt!

[The Riddler]

ooh, you got me.
felt good.

very pleasing.

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Just like beating Donkey Kong for the first time.

[BrodieBruce]

Best guy with a guitar

Bpob Dylan
Guitarsingerguy
The Riddler
Spider-Nerd

the winner be.....



























Spider-Nerd, but only becUse I wanted to get GSG's hopes up.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Just like beating Donkey Kong for the first time.YOU CAN BEAT DONKEY KONG?!?

[Edd Extraordinaire]

It depends on what you mean by beat it.

[The Riddler]

Best guy with a guitar

Bpob Dylan
Guitarsingerguy
The Riddler
Spider-Nerd

the winner be.....



Spider-Nerd, but only becUse I wanted to get GSG's hopes up.
i have no guitar... :confused:

[Edd Extraordinaire]

I happen to have 5 of 'em, but I don't know how to play well. My dad knows a lot though.

[Corinthian™]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Brodiescopy.jpg
I want my cchocolate covered pretzel:(

[BrodieBruce]

i have no guitar... :confused:


Be lucky you were even acknowledged.

[guitarsingerguy]

Best guy with a guitar

Bpob Dylan
Guitarsingerguy
The Riddler
Spider-Nerd

the winner be.....



























Spider-Nerd, but only becUse I wanted to get GSG's hopes up.

Thank you! Thank you so much for this award! I'd like to thank everyone here at the hype tha........what do you mean I didn't win? What? Give me that ****ing award! I deserve that! Not Spider-nerd or whatever! Give it here now!!!!! :mad:

[Themanofbat]

I hope I win Best Comic Book Knowledge... :eek: :eek: :eek:

:(

[The Lumberjack]

I hope I win Blackest Ass on a White Boy. Not only is it plump and quite rotund, but the tufts of hair placed on and around it cast quite the shadow.

[Dr Doom]

I dont care

[BrodieBruce]

Most Comic Book Knowledge

Franz Ferdinand
Elijya
Captain Stacy
Theman of bat

the winner, by a gross majority be.....




























wait for it.



























wait for it.







































TheMAN O' Bat! Congratulations dear lad, congratualtions. now please go back to Canada and never return to the hype.

[Kipobe]

I want a statue with nipples of which to suckle. That'd be gangbusters.

[BrodieBruce]

you heard the man, Drakon!

[Kipobe]

How did I not win anything last year? :mad:

[BrodieBruce]

YOu weren't around that day, I geuss

[Eric Draven]

How did I not win anything last year? :mad:

Too busy doing you-know-what with you-know-who? :confused: :)

[Immortalfire]

I've never won this, so I guess I shouldn't expect to. Brodie has no love for the Flame. :o

[Kipobe]

YOu weren't around that day, I geuss
Then I should win the 'most likely to have won a 2004 award in 2005' or something? I could go against jack and, oh say...... Batman15, because no one knows him

[GunBlade]

Oh Brodie, how you amuse me so.

[Kipobe]

Too busy doing you-know-what with you-know-who? :confused: :)
You should get the most humpiest of dmcnx award!

[BrodieBruce]

Most Likely to have won a 204 award in 2005

Kipobe
Eric Draven
Batman15
Midknight


THe winner be


























































Batman15, because he wasn't presumptious:mad:

[Kipobe]

I guess he just wanted it more:(

[Eric Draven]

You should get the most humpiest of dmcnx award!

That's your reward!

[BrodieBruce]

:d:d

[Eric Draven]

Most Likely to have won a 204 award in 2005

Kipobe
Eric Draven
Batman15
Midknight


THe winner be
Batman15, because he wasn't presumptious:mad:

Poo. I'm like 0 and 600 by now :(

[BrodieBruce]

Oh boy, I jsut got word from teh bosses down on LIncoln Street, it's time for the ultimate fantabulosu tournament to find out who teh greatest of them all is!

[Kipobe]

Poo. I'm like 0 and 600 by now :(
But at least you're consistant.

[Eric Draven]

But at least you're consistant.

I still want to win something though :(

Brodie's just jealous :(

[BrodieBruce]

Hey, if it were up to me, you would have won abunch by now. But it's not, I'm sorry.

[Kipobe]

I like the awards:)

[Eric Draven]

Hey, if it were up to me, you would have won abunch by now. But it's not, I'm sorry.

You lie! :mad:

You just don't like me :( :cry:

[The Last Meatbag]

Im a nobody ...........:(

[BrodieBruce]

Okay, the men upstairs hae given me the lsit of the 32 noble souls who are up for the title of kick asinigest guy around. let's start her off

The First 8

BrodieBruce
Alf
Hudson
Mr. Anderson
Daisy
Calvin
Jaksterholic
Truthteller

The Second 8
Kipobe
Hollw Wood Directer
Themnaofbat
Batman15
Guitarsingerguy
Tukiluka
Returning Champion Ben Affleck
X-Chick

THe Third 8
Eric Draven
Fuzz
Gunblade
Masteryoda
Lackey
CTOAN
Blight
Dew

The Fourth 8
Spider-Nerd
Kritic
oakzap
Wayne Banner
Rasputin
MidkNight
Elijya
Mr X


Thirliing!

[BrodieBruce]

Im a nobody ...........:(
That's true, yes

[Eric Draven]

Yeah, this won't take forever :up:

[The Last Meatbag]

Won't the girls get offended for getting the title of most kick asinigiest guy?

[Kipobe]

I move that Eric Draven and jackcool replace Tukiluka and Ben Affleck as they're quite competitive and jack and eric aren't so much.

[BrodieBruce]

Yeah, this won't take forever :up:


yea, I probably won't do it. Look at the BrodieBRuce Awards of Excellence. I'm still about 70 threads awya from completing that and I don't even know hwose in it anymore

[Jolie_Desastre]

i'm definetly going to go home with a loser or no prize :up:

i already know brodiebruces feeling towards me :p

[Kipobe]

Won't the girls get offended for getting the title of most kick asinigiest guy?
The man is trying to ignore you.... show some manners.

[Eric Draven]

I move that Eric Draven and jackcool replace Tukiluka and Ben Affleck as they're quite competitive and jack and eric aren't so much.

.........:confused:

[BrodieBruce]

I move that Eric Draven and jackcool replace Tukiluka and Ben Affleck as they're quite competitive and jack and eric aren't so much.


Slince, serf!

[Kipobe]

yea, I probably won't do it. Look at the BrodieBRuce Awards of Excellence. I'm still about 70 threads awya from completing that and I don't even know hwose in it anymore
Haha, remember the awards we tried to do together like, two years ago? :up:

[Eric Draven]

yea, I probably won't do it. Look at the BrodieBRuce Awards of Excellence. I'm still about 70 threads awya from completing that and I don't even know hwose in it anymore

Which one was that one? Was that the one you made right before you got banned? :confused:

[Kipobe]

.........:confused:
I'm playing the odds. Like Vegas, just no money or hot women. And you.

:(

[The Last Meatbag]

The man is trying to ignore you.... show some manners.

isn't everyone though :confused:

[Eric Draven]

I'm playing the odds. Like Vegas, just no money or hot women. And you.

:(

You must have dmcnx though :o

[BrodieBruce]

Which one was that one? Was that the one you made right before you got banned? :confused:
No, I htink it was in , like, July of '03. A disaster:(

[Eric Draven]

No, I htink it was in , like, July of '03. A disaster:(

I forget that one. You've made too many awards :(

And you've neglected the Mall :(

[BrodieBruce]

Haha, remember the awards we tried to do together like, two years ago? :up:
That was even more of a idsaster:up:

[BrodieBruce]

I forget that one. You've made too many awards :(

And you've neglected the Mall :(


I think the mall is dead

[Kipobe]

You must have dmcnx though :o
How could I, when he's glued to you like a siamese twin. And by twin, I mean sex slave.

[BrodieBruce]

BrodieBruce


VS


Mr. Anderson





Thw winner beeeeeeeeee












BrodieBruce, because the game is rigged, my friends

[Eric Draven]

I think the mall is dead

Just like a part of me...:confused: :(

[Eric Draven]

How could I, when he's glued to you like a siamese twin. And by twin, I mean sex slave.

Except not :up:


hahahaha....I win! :cool:

[BrodieBruce]

Alf


VS


Calvin


One's an insnae young man with extreme dyslexia and the other is an insnae man with an extreme hardon on for french pop stars and the works of Chuck PALALALALAHAUANik

The winner issss






















ALF, because, seriously Clavin, man, get a grip.

[BrodieBruce]

Just like a part of me...:confused: :(
Your'e the one who made me give up o nit

[Eric Draven]

Your'e the one who made me give up o nit

When did I do a crazy thing like that? :confused:

[Kipobe]

Except not :up:


hahahaha....I win! :cool:
I hope you win this award. I like you and subscribe to your newsletter. which I read.

[BrodieBruce]

this is too, hard I give up


Jackieboy, you won, congratulations.

[Eric Draven]

this is too, hard I give up


Jackieboy, you won, congratulations.

Finally :confused: :)

[Kipobe]

I was secretly hoping you'd lose. :(

[Eric Draven]

I was secretly hoping you'd lose. :(

Like always :(

[Kipobe]

Not really:up: I love you, man!

[BrodieBruce]

for seirous. you earned it.

[Eric Draven]

I didn't even do anything :confused:

[Kipobe]

Hey, yeah.... I just noticed that. :down

[Eric Draven]

Hey, yeah.... I just noticed that. :down

THanks :(

[Kipobe]

I'm like the guy in the back who just says 'fight fight'. not a prosecutor... what they called?

[Kipobe]

instigator. that's it. thx for nothing:up:

[Calvin]

Alf


VS


Calvin


One's an insnae young man with extreme dyslexia and the other is an insnae man with an extreme hardon on for french pop stars and the works of Chuck PALALALALAHAUANik

The winner issss






















ALF, because, seriously Clavin, man, get a grip.


So close!

[Twitch]

I want to win one, no matter how lame the award is

Meh, I'll go to the lake and shoot myself :(

[Eric Draven]

instigator. that's it. thx for nothing:up:

NO prob :up:

[BrodieBruce]

Kipobe, always a helper

[Kipobe]

jack, I'm gonna be needing your cell phone number

[Eric Draven]

What for? :confused: :mad:

[Kipobe]

Purposes and the like. All very technical, you wouldn't understand. Gimme

[Eric Draven]

pffft, like I'll post it here, where various weirdos can then phone me and make my cell phone bill go way up :rolleyes: :mad: :mad:

[Kipobe]

Yeah, so I'm gonna be needing that number.

[Eric Draven]

You know of course that I'm just going to give you a phony cell phone number or a number of my buddy?

[Kipobe]

Like I did to you? :o

[Eric Draven]

Good thing I didn't call that number. I know you too well :o

[Carter]

Where the **** is my award?

[BrodieBruce]

you kow, A lot of peopela re udner the impression that I either like them or that tthey'e respectbale poeple. I gott atell you, most of you suck.

[Kipobe]

Good thing I didn't call that number. I know you too well :o
You did call it... because it was my number and after I gave it to you, I kept getting all these calls from private call:mad: You could call it right now, and I'll tell you how many times it rings to prove I wasn't lying. Then maybe you can trust me on the alliance from Matt's game:mad:

[Eric Draven]

You did call it... because it was my number and after I gave it to you, I kept getting all these calls from private call:mad: You could call it right now, and I'll tell you how many times it rings to prove I wasn't lying. Then maybe you can trust me on the alliance from Matt's game:mad:

Except I didn't call you. Why would I want to call you anyways? :rolleyes: :mad: :mad:

[Kipobe]

You asked for it:confused:

[Eric Draven]

Yeah, but I thought you would give me a phony number.....:confused: :(

[Kipobe]

Why would I do a thing like that?

[Eric Draven]

Because you want to make me look like a fool :(

[Kipobe]

Never!

[Eric Draven]

You do!

In fact, I just phoned that number, and some guy named Roger answered it. You lied :mad:

[The Riddler]

Be lucky you were even acknowledged.
the insult was your acknowledgment. :down

[Kipobe]

You do!

In fact, I just phoned that number, and some guy named Roger answered it. You lied :mad:
Haha, you're so lying:cyclops:

[The Riddler]

kipobe, your sig sucks hard.

[Eric Draven]

Haha, you're so lying:cyclops:

Am not. I even asked the person if he was Kipobe, and the guy just laughed at me.....:(

Then he phoned me and laughed some more :(


:cry:

[Kipobe]

Am not. I even asked the person if he was Kipobe, and the guy just laughed at me.....:(

Then he phoned me and laughed some more :(


:cry:
You dialed the wrong number pal! :mad:

[Eric Draven]

You dialed the wrong number pal! :mad:

I dialed the number you gave me. So unless you're Roger and you're having a laugh at my expense, you gave me a phony number :mad: :(

[Kipobe]

Tell me the number you dialed:mad:

[Eric Draven]

It was the number you gave me :mad:

[Kipobe]

You lie. :( Good to know, before this next Survivor game started:up:

[Eric Draven]

I'll never lie in Survivor though :o Ask Brodie :)

[Kipobe]

How can I trust you? :o

[Eric Draven]

Because I'm the most trustworthy person around :) :) :)

[BrodieBruce]

Donb't do it, pooh, he lied to me!

[Eric Draven]

I did not!


Did I ever say I was going to the final two with you? :o

[Calvin]

Jackcool, I told you to stop calling here.

[Edd Extraordinaire]

you kow, A lot of peopela re udner the impression that I either like them or that tthey'e respectbale poeple. I gott atell you, most of you suck.

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9909/24/snl.25/murphy.jpg

[Corinthian™]

what the..?

Brodie you whore!:mad:

I'm supposed to be in there?

All that sex was for nothing:(

[Eric Draven]

Jackcool, I told you to stop calling here.

Yeah, like I would actually call you as well :rolleyes:

[Edd Extraordinaire]

what the..?

Brodie you whore!:mad:

I'm supposed to be in there?

All that sex was for nothing:(

And I'm gay? HAH.

[Motown Marvel]

do i win an award for not winning an award?

[BrodieBruce]

what the..?

Brodie you whore!:mad:

I'm supposed to be in there?

All that sex was for nothing:(

You were gonna replace Daisy when an alligater ate her. ti was gonna be a whole big twist, I swear:(

[dmcnx]

what the..?

Brodie you whore!:mad:

I'm supposed to be in there?

All that sex was for nothing:(

There was no space for your fatty fat fat mexican't ass:(

Also,I'm not frickin ghai:mad:

Stop talking about it Pikobe and the other one:mad:

[SWAT]

Well?

[Kipobe]

Almost a year later, and I didn't win anything from 2004 or 2003. :down Or from 2005. I lost to bloody Batman15.

:down

[Darren Daring]

Aw, Gros, Kip, couldn't you have bumped the one that I wasn't drunk for most of the time?

[Ronny Shade]

Almost a year later, and I didn't win anything from 2004 or 2003. :down Or from 2005. I lost to bloody Batman15.

:down
It's okay, you have your own brand new awrd show :up:

[Kipobe]

Aw, Gros, Kip, couldn't you have bumped the one that I wasn't drunk for most of the time?
I don't think one exists

Ronny, everyone knows you can't give yourself an award. Except for next year when I'll win all of them:cat:

[Ronny Shade]

No, but you can give me awards and I'll put you in my thank-you speech.:up:

[Kipobe]

No.

On the other hand, since I'm a judge in the current Survivor day and my vote is still looming, someone sent me lots and lots of porn. Would you like some? I'm working. :down

[Erzengel]

No, but you can give me awards and I'll put you in my thank-you speech.:up:

Didn't you get most improved poster which led you to a less than stellar career as Kipobe's secretary that you managed to bungle? :huh:

[Kipobe]

That's who got it? Oh, god:down

[Erzengel]

Wasn't it the first award off the bat, kinda like those best supporting awards? And you are like wtf they were nominated and for what, but you applaud anyways?

[Ronny Shade]

Didn't you get most improved poster which led you to a less than stellar career as Kipobe's secretary that you managed to bungle? :huh:
you make it sound like i didn't do it on purpose

[Kipobe]

Yes, but less prestigious

[Ronny Shade]

I can still credit myself as "Pobe Award Winner Ronny Shade"

[Erzengel]

You'll be selling your Pobe on Ebay for smack.

[GoldenAgeHero]

ive never won an award.

[Mee]

ive never won an award.
Zoinks, color me surprised.

[Ronny Shade]

You'll be selling your Pobe on Ebay for smack.
I never actually got one :( they stiffed me. It was all presentation, not physical.

Kinda like my last girlfriend