The Official Sin City Caption This Thread

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Post pics to caption, express your ideas and of course have fun!
It has begun!!!

http://img.mysan.de/mymovies/sin_city/PictureSinCity-001_rgb.jpg
Jackie Boy : Haha... Ok you got me now where are the hidden cameras...

[DarthDevil007]

http://img.mysan.de/mymovies/sin_city/PictureSinCity-001_rgb.jpg

Dwight: Its your lucky day pal! Today i do haircut for free!

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.freenyc.net/archives/images/sin-city-20050314004527102.jpg

wanna dance

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.wnyt.com/Images/jessica_alba10.JPG
Hartigan : No... I will resist... I won't turn around to see that delicious dance, because I am pure... I can't, I CAN'T!!! *turns around and enjoys the show*

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-04.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

marv: like my new car?

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-06.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

wow such a dick!

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-05.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

new pic

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00198/sin_city__Mickey_Ro_198004g.jpg
Marv : Am I seriously injured doc?

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-07.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

Im watching you dude!

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-10.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

Marv: Guess its time i cut my fingernails!

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-11.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

Oops, thinks i killed him.

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-13.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

Hartigan: i love prison!

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.boredastronaut.com/blog/C1660704012/E770448506/Media/Sin_city_Wood.jpg
Kevin : In the past the financial problems seems to grow each time I drank and... wait a minute... my identity is not well preserved at all!!!

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-16.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

Hartigan: What is this guy doing with my mother?

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-19.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

Hartigan: Im a little old for you sorry, but i can present you my son.

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-20.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

Lovely dude isnt he?

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-21.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

Dwight: I hate being late!

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-22.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

new pic

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-23.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

Jackie: Theres a party in my pants and you are invited!

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-25.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

There nothing better than true friends...

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-26.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

Lovely couple!

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aaj.jpg

new pic

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aap.jpg

new pic

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00049/Sin_City_49704c.jpg

Lets be friends!

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Sin_City_01.JPG

i forgot to dress myself

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Sin_City_47.JPG

ZORRO!

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Sin_City_58.JPG

NEW PIC

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Sin_City_55.JPG

NEW PIC

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Sin_City_77.JPG

TO WAR!!!

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.jeremysilman.com/Images1/Vance%20Sin%20City%20Main%20Pic.jpg
Marv : Welcome to the Marvelous Marv's Driving School!

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_20057141349305318.jpg

if i can see you i can kill you

[DarthDevil007]

http://sakura.ctgameinfo.com/thumb.php?size=600&shadow=0&pid=204450

frodo reloaded

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.google.ca/url?q=http://www.greeblie.com/images/elijah_eyes.jpg

new pic

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg

new pic

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.ecranlarge.com/images/cinema/critiques/sincity_film2.jpg

im coming for your blood

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.genarts.com/cust-pics/SC-MarvUnderWater-310.jpg

swimming, swimming in my swimming pool....

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/03/45/68/image_1468453.jpg
Manute : Hello children

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.boredastronaut.com/blog/C1660704012/E770448506/Media/Hartigan_3.jpg

hartigan: i love trees!

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.csfd.cz/photos/filmy/17/178904_21.jpg

new pic

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://kino.tiscali.cz/apollo/f_pictures/2005530183647370266.jpg
new pic

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/184198_6.jpg

you loved it too?

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg
Marv : Forgive me father for I sinned
Father : ...NEVAH!!!

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-10.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)




REtry:

Marv: guess i should cut my fingernails...

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-23.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)



Retry:

Jackie: theres a party in my pants and you are invited!

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-11.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)


Hartigan: ouch, seems like hes dead!

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-20.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)

Lovely isnt he?

[DarthDevil007]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050311/sin-city-16.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1222)



Hartigan: What is this guy doing with my mother?

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://kino.tiscali.cz/apollo/f_pictures/2005530183647370266.jpg
The Other Guy : Ouch... It hurts... It's my first time experiencing such a relationship and...
Marv : That's ok... You'll get used to it...

[Crowley9]

http://kino.tiscali.cz/apollo/f_pictures/2005530183647370266.jpg

You're cheating! Let me see those dice!

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://www.boredastronaut.com/blog/C1660704012/E770448506/Media/Hartigan_3.jpg

Hartigan: DAMMIT! Can't...get...d**k...out...of...tree!

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Sin_City_47.JPG

Antonio Banderas always was a bit iffy about his bodily organs...now he's known as Betty Kane Banderas.

[Brown_Eye's]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Sin_City_55.JPG


Sup?

[DarthDevil007]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00198/sin_city__Mickey_Ro_198004g.jpg

Girl: I warned you! You should have cut your fingernails....
Marv: It scratched too much...

[DarthDevil007]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00198/sin_city__Mickey_Ro_198004g.jpg

Marv: What?!? Im not pretty enough for you?

[DarthDevil007]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00198/sin_city__Mickey_Ro_198004g.jpg

Marv: Please...Show me your boobs again!

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aap.jpg

Yellowbastard: You know it isnt the color of the dick that matters, but the way we handle it!

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aap.jpg

Yellow: SING FOR ME!

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aap.jpg

Alba: Uh, you got, like, a big bugger on your face.

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aap.jpg
Yellow Bastard : Do you know who I am?
Nancy : Actually, NO
Yellow Bastard : Then do you know who Mr. Schwartz is?
Nancy : Neva
Yellow Bastard : You'll soon discover ... *unzips his pants*

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aaj.jpg
Dwight : I'm sick of that dog who always pee on my yard, I have a surprise for him

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00198/sin_city__Mickey_Ro_198004g.jpg
Marv : Not my fault mommy, he menaced me with a lawn mower... but I couldn't give him my Spaceballs' Jacket, so it seems nobody won finally...

[DarthDevil007]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00198/sin_city__Mickey_Ro_198004g.jpg

Marv: did my nipple frightened you?

[Pierce_Bond]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Sin_City_77.JPG

Hunny Bunny ; Any of you pricks MOVE and Ill excecute every muther ****in last one of yu.

[Comic Book Boy]

http://www.boredastronaut.com/blog/C1660704012/E770448506/Media/Hartigan_3.jpg

hartigan: i love trees!
HARTIGAN: I've got wood!










....(it's a play on words)....

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00198/sin_city__Mickey_Ro_198004g.jpg

Marv: What's wrong, is Lil' Marv scaring you?
Lucille: Uh..could you point..."Lil' Marv" somewhere else? It's starting to poke through my robe...

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aaj.jpg

Dwight is extremely serious about his games of hide and seek.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/12.jpg

Alexis: What travelling pants????

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/24.jpg

Jessica: Next time, honey, I think you should paint the barn RED.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/21.jpg

Hartigan: Bob, shut up...I think I've just spotted the first UFO to fly into Sin City.
Bob: First the police force now the city...we ARE going down the loo.

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/21.jpg
Bob : Why don't you tell your wife about us?... It's past now, throw her away, stay with me...
Hartigan : Sorry I can't...even if I would like to I doubt you can cook chinese food as she does...Let's keep our relationship that way...
Bob : You still love me, do you?
Hartigan : ...well, don't want to disappoint but...kiddin ya; of course I do! Let's go behind those bushes!

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

Dude thats gross...I like it.

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/21.jpg

Bob: Come back here, McFly! What are ya, chicken?

Hartigan: ...Nobody calls me chicken. Nobody!

[DarthDevil007]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/21.jpg

Hartigan: Is that a plane in the sky?
Bob: i think its a bird.
Hartigan: no....ITS SUPERMAN!

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/21.jpg

Bob: Come back here, McFly! What are ya, chicken?

Hartigan: ...Nobody calls me chicken. Nobody!You're my hero, BTTF is THE movie of movie history to me!!!

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://img.mysan.de/mymovies/sin_city/PictureSinCity-001_rgb.jpg
1990
Dwight : Believe it or not, we are making a remastered version of The Terminator just before T2 arrives in theaters, and that auto-surgery scene needed a little more realism that robotics or even CGI couldn't give us, so you're the lucky guy for the eye part!
Jackie Boy : Always ready for some sciencial experimentation

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://img.mysan.de/mymovies/sin_city/PictureSinCity-001_rgb.jpg

Dwight: You have too much hair, you f**king hippie. You need a haircut.

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/24.jpg

Hartigan: Holy crap, I never realized you could squirt THAT much...









Yeah, I know. :(

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aaj.jpg
Dwight : Don't fool with me, punk! I'm total BADASS!!!!!

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Sin_City_47.JPG
Trick or Treat!!!

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

at way, wasn'http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Sin_City_47.JPG
Trick or Treat!!!


haha good one :up::up:
You know that's RR's sis? i think

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Sin_City_55.JPG

Becky: Yo, hot rod. Hey, as well as being a whore, I have magic powers...see how my eyes are blue? I can make this whole movie blue...but who'd wanna be blue? Let's do a group job.

[Mr.E.Nygma]

You know that's RR's sis? i think Excuse me if this should be an easy one but who is RR exactly???

[MaskedManJRK]

Excuse me if this should be an easy one but who is RR exactly???

Robert Rodriquez, the co-director of Sin City.

[Malkavian]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aap.jpg

YellowBastard: You do know the punishment for not completly getting naked during a striptease is, don't you? A few rabid fanboys will hound you forever, will never forgive you AND you must star in a picture with.....Paul Walker!

Nancy/Jessica: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/21.jpg
Hartigan : OUH! That hurt man! Why did you do that???
Bob : Well I had no choice really --> You have a "Kcik Me!" sheet on your back...

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aap.jpg

NANCY: Woah, you're, like, yellow! And now I'm tied up! Holy s**t, this is some good weed. Anyone have some Pink Floyd on them?

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/Sin_City_55.jpg

Hey, Dwight? This gun actually shoots people, I thought it was CGI!! AWESOME!

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.csfd.cz/photos/filmy/17/178904_21.jpg
Yellow Bastard : Damn gloves, so useless, so hard to drink with that. Still, I have more charm with them...

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://img.mysan.de/mymovies/sin_city/PictureSinCity-001_rgb.jpg
Dwight : I'm sorry sir, no smokers are allowed in this restaurant

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg

MARV: This is for Dark Knight Strike Again, you bastard!!!

BANG BANG BANG

[The Apatow Crew]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aap.jpg

YellowBastard: You do know the punishment for not completly getting naked during a striptease is, don't you? A few rabid fanboys will hound you forever, will never forgive you AND you must star in a picture with.....Paul Walker!

Nancy/Jessica: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!haha very funny. now settle down you rabid fanboy. thats so last year.

[Malkavian]

haha very funny. now settle down you rabid fanboy. thats so last year.


Hey J Alba's Lover!

Hey, I am no fan boy, just a fan girl...lol I was just making light of those who thought it was sooo important. I am so happy Frank wrote Nancy a new story and Jessica has signed on.More Sin City and Jess. Other Jess fans can tell I am a Jess fan just by looking at my "location"...lol Seattle-Terminal City!

I so miss DA

[bored]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aap.jpg

Junior: Well, well, well, it looks like I was right, wasn't I?

Nancy: Oh shut up.

Junior: I told you R. Kelly would get mad if he found out you were legal.

Nancy: Just untie me.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aap.jpg

Junior: Well, well, well, it looks like I was right, wasn't I?

Nancy: Oh shut up.

Junior: I told you R. Kelly would get mad if he found out you were legal.

Nancy: Just untie me.

I like it! A whole twist on the yellow bastard being a bad guy, I like it! I like the twist of lemon.


Oh come on, that was funny.

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://img.mysan.de/mymovies/sin_city/PictureSinCity-001_rgb.jpg
Dwight : DO I LOOK LIKE A COP???!!! (famous line from a famous movie)
Jackie Boy : Sorry I can't tell you're menacing me with a barber tool in my back

[timithias]

http://www.jeremysilman.com/Images1/Vance%20Sin%20City%20Main%20Pic.jpg
Woah... uh... hey. Who put this dildo here?

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aaj.jpg


Dwight: Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.

[timithias]

Jack, too bad it's not a glock.

Looks like a Colt .45 to me.

[Mr. Socko]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg

MARV: This is for Dark Knight Strike Again, you bastard!!!

BANG BANG BANG

LOL Love it!

[bored]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/Sin_City_55.jpg

What's the time?/
You know it's gotta be close to midnight!
My body's sayin' "It's time for danger"/
It's sayin' "I wanna commit a crime/
Wanna be the cause of a fight/
I wanna put on a tight skirt, and flirt/
With a stranger"/
We don't need any money/
I always get in for free/
You can get in, too/
If you go in with me.

[Jager X]

this caption thread sucks :o

[Matrix_Fan]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/21.jpg


Bob: I'm sorry Hartigan....I wish I knew how to quit you.

*Hartigan turns around and punches Bob in the face*

Hartigan: Hell of a way to end a partnership.

[bored]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg

Marv: *checks watch* Can I leave?

Father Miller: But you haven't heard about the time I bought hookers for the altar boys yet.

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aap.jpg
Yellow Bastard : Do you eat the yellow ones last?
Nancy : It's supposed to be the red o...
Yellow Bastard : WHATEVER! I'm the new boss of this company and prepare for some things like that to change

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Sin_City_58.JPG
Becky : Well you know it's not lik...
Person on cellphone : what?
Becky : I'm in the hospital right now and I'm reading about brain tumors created by the using of cellphone and anyway aren't cellphones forbidden in hospital?

http://www.cinecon.com/albums/album181/aaj.jpg
Dwight : Exactly baby, you represent a potential risk of danger, now get out of there before I get really mad...

[screech_turbo]

.....

[PhotoJones]

a lot of these aren't comin up

[TwilightPro101]

LMAO! @ the pics!

[Mr. Socko]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg

Priest: Dear Lord, man. This is a house of God!

Marv: I didn't hear you say that when you were smuggling little boys in the back room with Michael Jackson

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg
Marv : CHEESY DISGUSTING MIXTURE??? AGAIN!?!?!?!
Frank : We're in jail man, what did you expect : caviar and champaign???? Now, (start singing)
Eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it
No matter what's in it
EAT IT!!!