What is the worst movie you ever sat through... [Archive]

reggiebar

10-19-2005, 02:01 PM

Home Fries.

So, I guess it is Luke Wilson, because if it is Drew Barrymore, you need to chill out on the Kirsten Dunst bashing.

Kevin Roegele

10-19-2005, 02:02 PM

I've seen some appalling straight-to-video movies, because films about killer spiders/crocodiles/sharks always pull me in. And they almost always suck.

But I've yet to see anything as shockingly bad as Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

Octoberist

10-19-2005, 02:03 PM

Hands down..........."Be Cool".

Awfulm, charmless, and unfunny!

Wilhelm-Scream

10-19-2005, 02:05 PM

So, I guess it is Luke Wilson, because if it is Drew Barrymore, you need to chill out on the Kirsten Dunst bashing.Well, no because it's all a matter of taste. I like Drew's freaky, I used to like Dunst's freaky, but it went sour. :)

Kroc1138

10-19-2005, 02:39 PM

Did read the OP:

Idle Hands

C.F. Kane

10-19-2005, 02:41 PM

Tie:

Once Upon a Time in Mexico (Selma Hayek)
Fantastic Four (Jessica Alba)

amazingfantasy15

10-19-2005, 02:43 PM

I've never paid to see a movie just because of an attractive star. I've sat through plenty of horrible movies on cable though because I thought the actress looked good.

unknownuser

10-19-2005, 02:52 PM

The In Crowd

I had seen a spread of Susan Ward on FHM and went to see this piece of crap just cos she was in it.

enterthemadness

10-19-2005, 02:57 PM

Dunno.

Now for worst movie ever seen...

Dracula 3000. 2/10.

xwolverine2

10-19-2005, 03:02 PM

critical mass

vegitales

Asr

10-19-2005, 03:11 PM

Batman Forever - for Alicia Silverstone :o

Kroc1138

10-19-2005, 03:16 PM

Batman Forever - for Alicia Silverstone :oThat's Batman and Robin

ShaneHelms

10-19-2005, 03:16 PM

Hah, you sat through a movie and she wasnt even in it.

Silver Sable

10-19-2005, 03:19 PM

The Pallbearer

Asr

10-19-2005, 03:22 PM

That's Batman and Robin

My bad, I got the movie wrong. :O

Wilhelm-Scream

10-19-2005, 03:22 PM

critical mass

vegitalesMay I ask which talking vegetable you had a crush on?

WormyT

10-19-2005, 03:27 PM

Misery,

Kathy Bates

Sarge 2.0

10-19-2005, 03:29 PM

The Perfect Score. (For Johanssen)

:(

Pablo Parker

10-19-2005, 03:29 PM

resident evil 2. not for mila, but for the other chick with the huge boobs... but even that boobies couldn´t save me from the hell that movie was...

Sarge 2.0

10-19-2005, 03:30 PM

Misery,

Kathy BatesUnless you viewed this thread in Bizarro world, there was no reason for you to even suggest that. :(:down

Armand Z Trip

10-19-2005, 03:44 PM

Alexander. Rosario Dawson.

Jolie_Desastre

10-19-2005, 03:59 PM

timeline(paul walker, gerard butler)
tomb raider 2 (angelina jolie)
fantastic four(julian mcmahon, chris evans)
i thought they were attractive
:(

Chris Wallace

10-19-2005, 04:09 PM

Chris Wallace

10-19-2005, 04:10 PM

Alexander. Rosario Dawson.
I sat through "Josie & the Pussycats" several times for her. But I could not get through "Pluto Nash".

Chris Wallace

10-19-2005, 04:11 PM

I've never paid to see a movie just because of an attractive star. I've sat through plenty of horrible movies on cable though because I thought the actress looked good.
I didn't say anything about paying to see it.

Chris Wallace

10-19-2005, 04:12 PM

Batman Forever - for Alicia Silverstone :o
That's weird. Not only that you find Alicia appealing, but also that she wasn't in "Batman Forever".

HighVoltage

10-19-2005, 04:20 PM

Batman Begins. What a waste of time.

The only good thing of this movie is Katie Holmes Body.

Sarge 2.0

10-19-2005, 04:24 PM

Add Fantastic Four for Alba...although I didn't really see the movie FOR Alba...she was the only source of happiness amidst that void of crap and unpleasentness. :(

The sad part is, her acting was the second worst in the movie, and she kept me entertained. :(

Bat Attack

10-19-2005, 09:48 PM

Batman & Robin for Uma Thurman and Alicia Silerstone.

War Lord

10-19-2005, 09:49 PM

I sat through National Treasure.

Forgive me.

Kevin Roegele

10-20-2005, 06:04 AM

Who was hot in MK? Or did you not read the opening post?

Talisa Soto.

Roughneck

10-20-2005, 06:11 AM

I sat through most of oceans 12. i left in the middle, then I came back.

Tojo

10-20-2005, 06:39 AM

Raw Justice- starring a naked Pamela Anderson

Tojo

10-20-2005, 06:40 AM

Batman Begins. What a waste of time.

The only good thing of this movie is Katie Holmes Body.

No.

BT18

10-20-2005, 06:59 AM

If fast forwarding counts then the movie

Honey

is definetly going to be a popular answer which I can be included with.

Having "On Demand" allows to to fast forward through a ton of movies you don't have to rent or pay extra for so there are alot of probably bad movies which I've "seen" but don't really know what happened other than scenes visually.

Tojo

10-20-2005, 07:08 AM

Alexander. Rosario Dawson.

Think im gonna rent me that out. She has the tittays :up:

Flame on!

10-20-2005, 07:10 AM

Underworld.

Ultimate Movie-Man

10-20-2005, 07:23 AM

Inspector Gadget.

The second one was a lot better though it still strayed away from the series.

Strange

10-20-2005, 08:41 AM

Misery,

Kathy Bates

You should watch About Schmidt and the hot tub scene:up:

Chris Wallace

10-20-2005, 10:47 AM

Talisa Soto.
Ok. I'd actually forgotten about her, the movie was that bad.
I think for me it would be "Tomb Raider", for Angelina Jolie. I would say CINO but Halle's body had little to do with my decision to watch that horrendous piece of mind-numbing crap. And there's the aforementioned "Josie & the Pussycats". "Set It Off" was pretty bad, too. But then so is pretty much anything w/Vivica Fox in it. And there's "Love & Basketball" and "Disappearing Acts", which I endured for Sanaa Lathan. And just about anything w/Gabrielle Union or Lisa Nicole Carson.

Chris Wallace

10-20-2005, 10:50 AM

Inspector Gadget.

The second one was a lot better though it still strayed away from the series.
What was her name? I forget.

Chris Wallace

10-20-2005, 10:51 AM

Batman Begins. What a waste of time.

The only good thing of this movie is Katie Holmes Body.
Couldn't disagree more. I was impressed w/the movie, & I'm not impressed w/Katie. She still looks like a kid to me.

Carter

10-20-2005, 11:08 AM

The Phantom

That-Guy

10-20-2005, 11:21 AM

I would say "Crossroads," but I could only tolerate about 5 minutes of that movie before I turned it off. But Britney did look hot in it. The same thing happened when I tried to watch "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" with Lindsay Lohan.

So for a movie I sat all the way through... hmmm... probably this piece of crap I saw on late night USA years ago called "Vice Academy." It was about an almost all female squad of police cadets who were going around infiltrating prostitution and porn rings. All of the girls were hot and they ran around in lingerie the whole time.

punishermax

10-20-2005, 11:37 AM

The Order (Shannyn Sossaman ?spelling)

Chris Wallace

10-20-2005, 12:56 PM

So for a movie I sat all the way through... hmmm... probably this piece of crap I saw on late night USA years ago called "Vice Academy." It was about an almost all female squad of police cadets who were going around infiltrating prostitution and porn rings. All of the girls were hot and they ran around in lingerie the whole time.
Sounds like the only reason anyone would watch that movie.

Spidey Rules 2

10-20-2005, 01:03 PM

Great Expectations (I can't believe I sat through the whole thing).

Chris Wallace

11-11-2006, 12:05 PM

Having really thought about it, I say "Alexander"; Rosario has a nude scene. 'Nuff said.

SolidSnakeMGS

11-11-2006, 12:10 PM

Dukes of Hazzard
MIB 2 (couldn't finish)
Mr Deeds (and most other Adam Sandler crap)
The Island (and most other Bay crap)
X-Men 3
Elektra
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (great books, terrible movie)

ChrisBaleBatman

11-11-2006, 12:47 PM

Batman and Robin.

I sat through it as a kid.

Sat through it again a year ago to catch the Schumacher commentary........I swear to you, once it was over I was like a crackhead needing a fix with shoving the Batman Begind DVD into the disc tray.

Motown Marvel

11-11-2006, 01:41 PM

without a doubt, POTC 2. never before have i ever considered walking out of a movie...but i came really close.

The Chairman

11-11-2006, 03:45 PM

The Island. And even worse, I didn't even develop feelings for Scarlett until AFTER I saw it. So I really didn't even see it for her.

Kevin Roegele

11-11-2006, 03:50 PM

These big budget blockbusters at least have high production values, charismatic actors, imrpessive special effects, and so on. At the very least, they are expensive and have good looking people in. The truly bad movies have nothing whatsoever to recommend them. The really awful movies are straight-to-video crap with a $10,000 budget. I recall seeing something about a giant crocodile chasing some people down a hill and then landing on a spike, where it exploded. Sounds great actually - but it was the cheapest, most amateur piece of garbage you'd ever come across. Give me Batman & Robin, The Island, anything mentioned on this board over that any day. Even Van Helsing.

Darren Daring

11-11-2006, 03:50 PM

The Sweetest thing.

Also, Dukes of Hazzard was a great movie, why the bad?

Max J Power

11-11-2006, 03:56 PM

Batman Begins. What a waste of time.

The only good thing of this movie is Katie Holmes Body.Katie Holmes is hot, but that was overruled in Batman Begins by her bad acting among all the good actors. And I didn't like her character either.

The Chairman

11-11-2006, 04:01 PM

Also, Dukes of Hazzard was a great movie, why the bad?

Yes, in a ****ed up, alternate bizarro universe, Dukes Of Hazzard is a great movie. I'll admit it's fun the first time, and yeah, I did mostly see it for Jessica, but really, it's garbage. Pure, unadulterated garbage.

Kevin Roegele

11-11-2006, 04:06 PM

Yes, in a ****ed up, alternate bizarro universe, Dukes Of Hazzard is a great movie. I'll admit it's fun the first time, and yeah, I did mostly see it for Jessica, but really, it's garbage. Pure, unadulterated garbage.

I could easily believe there was no script for The Dukes of Hazzard. They just filmed in a different location every day, made it up on the spot and threw it all together in editing.

Majik1387

11-11-2006, 04:15 PM

The Phantom - Kristy Swanson and Catherine Zeta-Jones
Fear of the Dark - Kevin Zegers
Star Wars episode 1&2 - Natalie Portman
House of Wax - Jared Padalecki
I'm sure there's more.

Cyrusbales

11-11-2006, 04:16 PM

Date movie
Open Water
Meet the Fockers

These are the three that automatically spring to mind!

Sloth7d

11-11-2006, 04:19 PM

Catwoman
Swordfish
Elektra

Warhammer

11-11-2006, 04:25 PM

The Phantom - Kristy Swanson and Catherine Zeta-Jones
Fear of the Dark - Kevin Zegers
Star Wars episode 1&2 - Natalie Portman
House of Wax - Jared Padalecki
I'm sure there's more.

I love that film. :mad:

Warhammer

11-11-2006, 04:26 PM

The Brothers Grimm.

Damn, It was hard not to leave.
The trailer made me think the movie was about two brothers vanishing evil or something.

Majik1387

11-11-2006, 04:45 PM

I love that film. :mad:
Okay, I loved Josie and the Pussycats but it's still mentioned as a terrible movie.
I also like The Brother's Grimm but I can see how people say it sucks.

Chris Wallace

11-11-2006, 04:55 PM

Okay, I loved Josie and the Pussycats but it's still mentioned as a terrible movie.
I also like The Brother's Grimm but I can see how people say it sucks.
I bumped Josie for Alexander, & I watched them both for pretty much the same reason.

TheCarter

11-11-2006, 06:04 PM

It's up between Ultraviolet and Elektra.

Ultraviolet was like a bad Power Rangers episode or something.

Kmack

11-11-2006, 06:13 PM

The Ringer

FIREPHOENIX

11-11-2006, 06:39 PM

ALEXANDER is one that comes to mind BORING

FaT_tONle

11-11-2006, 07:43 PM

The Pallbearer

That had some damn funny moments man...

Immortalfire

11-11-2006, 07:47 PM

Species II

tzarinna

11-12-2006, 12:15 AM

I forgot about the Species movie,good god. :down
Also
You've Got Mail
Some Van Damme movie about soldiers,oooooo,I can't stand him
Walking Tall,Rock in his underwear almost made up for it.

Most bad movies I've been to were on dates,it's like there's some set law that a date must involve a movie. After awhile you've seen all the good ones and then there's nothing but crap. :csad:

vegeta21

11-12-2006, 12:57 AM

Gigli, now I'm not gay, but dammit, Ben Affleck is so dreamy!!!

Poetic Chaos

11-12-2006, 01:02 AM

2001: A Space Odyssey. All that internet hype/praise and all I got was 10 seconds of dialog capped off by a light show.

tzarinna

11-12-2006, 01:19 AM

^*giggles*

Duneboy

11-12-2006, 02:25 AM

that would be a tie between "Message in a bottle" & "demonic toys vs puppet master":cmad:

The Kid

11-12-2006, 02:40 AM

One of those teen movies. I don't care which, just pick one, any one. Not even as a teen did I like those teen movies about pie and such...

CorporalHicks

11-12-2006, 12:37 PM

freddy vs. jason

Immortalfire

11-12-2006, 10:46 PM

that would be a tie between "Message in a bottle" & "demonic toys vs puppet master":cmad: Oh dog, I got dragged into that thing when it was out. :cmad: :cmad: :cmad:

WallCrawl

11-12-2006, 11:00 PM

Slashers. Felt like it was produced by Nickelodeon.

Wilhelm-Scream

11-13-2006, 09:53 AM

Troll 2

more recent movies: Superman and The Lady In The Water

I SEE SPIDEY

11-13-2006, 12:32 PM

VanHelsing (Hugh Jackman)

Chris Wallace

11-13-2006, 12:44 PM

Troll 2

more recent movies: Superman and The Lady In The Water
Who were the hotties in these?

Wilhelm-Scream

11-13-2006, 12:57 PM

Who were the hotties in these?Wha?

Space Moose

11-13-2006, 12:58 PM

Antitrust

Despite being billed 2nd, Rachel Leigh Cook is hardly in it. And makes a pretty crappy bad guy/girl/whatever.

Pissed me off.

Union Jack

11-13-2006, 01:04 PM

the break up - my god was this a really REALLY REALLY crap film

SolidSnakeMGS

11-13-2006, 01:19 PM

Pearl Harbor. GWB should revoke Bay's citizenship for that one.

Chris Wallace

11-13-2006, 01:21 PM

Wha?
Are you surprised by the question or do you not understand it?

Wilhelm-Scream

11-13-2006, 01:37 PM

Are you surprised by the question or do you not understand it?Heh, I didn't notice the THREE dots after the thread title. :(

Luckily, as it happens, I can still say "Lady In The Water" 'cause I have an unnatural lust for Bryce Dallas Howard.

I also like 2 of the chicks in Troll 2, but it wasn't the reason I sat through it.

Superman doesn't count 'cause the chick they got to play Lois was a dime-a-dozen pretty face and I only sat through 'cause I foolishly believed that after spending all that money, there HAD to be at LEAST one magical, entertaining part.

superhero

11-13-2006, 02:31 PM

mission to mars
the polar express
the truman show
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Catman

11-13-2006, 02:53 PM

Did read the OP:

Idle Hands

Same here! That was early Alba. I think she looked better back then.

Catman

11-13-2006, 02:54 PM

BTW, has anyone mentioned Striptease with Demi Moore? That movie sucks but I watch anytime its on TV to see Demi Moore naked.

YJ1

11-13-2006, 04:14 PM

Open Water

That's the only movie I ever seriously thought about asking for my money back after it was over. It's just a hour and a half of two idiots bouncing around in the ocean like two human tea bags. Then, they get eaten by sharks...the end.

GACK!

Ebil Gig

11-13-2006, 05:15 PM

Batman & Robin.

I used to think Chris O' Donnell was hot :O

aaron

11-13-2006, 05:42 PM

When A Stranger Calls... most definitely... diabolical.

L0ngsh0t

11-13-2006, 06:19 PM

Bleed was pretty rough

definatley not the worst movie ever but Alexander is a ***** to sit through, but by no means worst movie ever

L0ngsh0t

11-13-2006, 06:19 PM

When A Stranger Calls... most definitely... diabolical.

thats a really good call i just watched that the other day

Dr. Fate

11-13-2006, 07:59 PM

Just because someone you found attractive was in it?
Hmm... "Bad Santa" wasn't all that great, but it did have Lauren Graham.

aaron

11-13-2006, 08:00 PM

Hmm... "Bad Santa" wasn't all that great, but it did have Lauren Graham.I really liked Bad Santa... I think 'worst movie' is very farfetched for that title.

Dr. Fate

11-13-2006, 08:02 PM

I really liked Bad Santa... I think 'worst movie' is very farfetched for that title.
I didn't say it wasn't funny, just said it was far from great. Besides, it had Lauren Graham.

aaron

11-13-2006, 08:05 PM

I didn't say it wasn't funny, just said it was far from great. Besides, it had Lauren Graham.I wasn't saying it was funny. ;) Just saying it's too good to be considered for a worst movie at the movies thread.

Warhammer

11-13-2006, 09:20 PM

Alexander.

...Oliver Stone let me down.

Kaboom

11-13-2006, 09:43 PM

the worst movie i ever sat through was Mars attacks, the only movie i've ever walked out of was Quills

L0ngsh0t

11-13-2006, 09:51 PM

the only movie i've ever walked out of was Quills

in my opinion this was a really poor choice because i believe Quills was fantastic

Clive Barker

11-13-2006, 09:53 PM

Rawhead Rex,what a mess.

http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/rawheadrex03.jpg

Babs Gordon

11-13-2006, 09:53 PM

never actually watched a movie just because someone was in it. worst movie i ever sat through though was battlefield earth.

Duneboy

11-13-2006, 11:10 PM

Batman Forever
*a true fan boy's worst nightmare!*

fallenAngel

11-14-2006, 02:12 AM

Probably X men: the last stand, (lots of fine looking ladies in that one) or any scary movie I have ever been dragged to.

Ultimate Movie-Man

11-14-2006, 02:27 AM

I really liked Bad Santa... I think 'worst movie' is very farfetched for that title.

It's fantastic...wtf would he put that in here?

Ultimate Movie-Man

11-14-2006, 02:28 AM

Probably X men: the last stand, (lots of fine looking ladies in that one) or any scary movie I have ever been dragged to.

Thought I agree that it's the worst OF THE TRILOGY, it's not the worst movie ever made.

Duneboy

11-14-2006, 02:53 PM

Frankenfish:wow:

Kaboom

11-14-2006, 06:57 PM

in my opinion this was a really poor choice because i believe Quills was fantastic
thats why we're all entitled to our own opinions. :up:

Kaboom

11-14-2006, 06:59 PM

Thought I agree that it's the worst OF THE TRILOGY, it's not the worst movie ever made.
it ranked right behind Mars Attacks. I have like 500 something DVDs, i practically buy everything that comes out (i even bought sisterhood of the traveling pants, thats how bad my addicition is) and i think the 8 dollars i spent at theaters was enough of a waste of money on that sorry excuse for an X-Men film.

FOG3

11-14-2006, 09:33 PM

Catwoman is really one of the worst movies Ive ever seen. I used to be obsessed with bad movies, and mst3k is one of my favorite shows, but very few of those movies gave me as strong an urge to kill myself as that piece of crap. I can even laugh and somewhat enjoy Uwe Boll movies.

Stranded starring Vincent Gallo is a strong contender for one of the crappiest pieces of crap I have ever sat through in my entire life. I dont even know if I made it all the way through. I dare anyone to try and make it to the end of that movie.

Rez

11-14-2006, 10:00 PM

Any number of pornos.

Spider-Fan83

11-14-2006, 10:07 PM

I'll have to say
any (and all of) Jennifer Love Hewitt's movies, big of her....umm
ok, so let just say, I don't exactly watch for her acting lol

Chris Wallace

11-15-2006, 01:21 PM

Heh, I didn't notice the THREE dots after the thread title. :(

Judging by some of these responses, I'm beginning to think you're not alone.

The Apatow Crew

11-15-2006, 02:07 PM

Go For Broke.

Some crappy direct to video movie. if this piece of sluck can be made anyones movie can be made.