What was the last TERRIBLE movie(s) you saw? [Archive]

Spider-X

10-20-2005, 02:11 PM

Keep in mind that all this is opinion based...please don't bash people if they name a movie that you thought was "amazing"...however, polite, witty, and/or sarcastic arguments are welcomed.

Let us begin!

Taxi

Jimmy Fallon was intollerably annoying...and the main plot just sucked. The only thing that kept me in my seat was the thought that "this movie can't get any worse..." and it did, it was intriguing...

That-Guy

10-20-2005, 02:15 PM

xXx: State of the Union. Possibly the most terrible movie I EVER saw.

Spider-X

10-20-2005, 02:22 PM

xXx: State of the Union. Possibly the most terrible movie I EVER saw.
never saw it...what makes it so bad?

amazingfantasy15

10-20-2005, 02:51 PM

Saph

10-20-2005, 02:52 PM

Spider-Man 2.

Whenever I see this movie I grit my teeth. It is just so ANNOYING.

Backdrifter

10-20-2005, 03:09 PM

Napolean Dynamite, watched it on HBO a couple weeks ago and couldn't believe the praise it got. It was unbelievably stupid, the jokes were crap and it had no plot whatsoever. Also, please nobody use the lame "I just didn't understand it" come back, I understood it and thought it sucked. Wanna watch a good interpration of school "losers" check out Freaks & Geeks, much funnier, has good plots and more believable.
It's not about "losers"

There was nothing "loser" about Napolean or his friends...they are just weird folks living a rual Idaho. I don't think you DID understand it. :eek:

Anyways, no animosity...:)

skorponok

10-20-2005, 03:11 PM

The main ENCORE channel has been having this "31 nights of fear" thing or something like that, showing either films that AREN'T REALLY horror movies, or showing bad horror films.

Last night was John McTiernan's "NOMADS" starring Pierce Brosnan with an overdone French accent.

Last week was "Night of the Creeps"...

ugh....

Spider-X

10-20-2005, 03:15 PM

Spider-Man 2.

Whenever I see this movie I grit my teeth. It is just so ANNOYING.

woah woah...don't be so descriptive...we get the point already...

:rolleyes:

-Æ-

10-20-2005, 03:20 PM

Spider-X

10-20-2005, 03:26 PM

Garden State

terrible movie, the over all plot device of the movie is so abrasive towards the following treatment of the over all product.

Natalie Portman- wasn't that terrific in the movie either..

i saw Garden State....i don't get why so many people thought it was so amazing. Then again i wasn't really in a thinking mood while watching it...

black_dust

10-20-2005, 03:34 PM

House of the dead - made me laugh though

before that i saw a crap film and its so bad ive forgotten what the title was called hahaha, it was about a girl who got kidnapped in the woods and then a man and wife went to the woods, some local town witch thing, crappy editing and i mean crappy, worst low budget film ive seen haha.

Silver Sable

10-20-2005, 03:55 PM

The Love Letter

Carmine Falcone

10-20-2005, 04:27 PM

I don't watch bad movies :D:up:

DBM

10-20-2005, 04:27 PM

The Fog

Kroc1138

10-20-2005, 04:41 PM

Alien Vs Predator and Terminator 3 on the same day. It really bummed me out.

Kent

10-20-2005, 04:43 PM

Saw Stealth yesterday. But hey, at least it had Jessica Biel and her backside in it.

Kent

10-20-2005, 04:45 PM

Alien Vs Predator and Terminator 3 on the same day. It really bummed me out.

I feel for you. :(

Carmine Falcone

10-20-2005, 04:48 PM

EDIT

Gamma Ray

10-20-2005, 04:50 PM

I watch Alien Vs Predator on HBO today. It sucked.

Bat Attack

10-20-2005, 04:51 PM

Underclasman. Worst. Movie. I. Have. Seen. This. Year.

Mentok

10-20-2005, 04:53 PM

Taxi

Jimmy Fallon was intollerably annoying...and the main plot just sucked. The only thing that kept me in my seat was the thought that "this movie can't get any worse..." and it did, it was intriguing...

Never saw it (the US version) and I never will. Its a great little french film (back when Besson had talent) and I will stick with that version :up:

Deuce Bigalow 2 - Man that sucked badly.

Crimson_Dynamo

10-20-2005, 05:01 PM

Open Water...........I actually tell people who I dislike that it was the most awesome movie I've seen and that they should rent it.

roach

10-20-2005, 05:55 PM

Terminator 3.....At my Naval Base they offered a free showing before the movie came out. I watched Terminator and T2 before I went to see it and I guess that was my mistake. They just reproduced the same scenes from T2.

Serenity.....I realize that I am gonna get flamed for this but the movie did nothing for me. I respect Whedon and his vision but all he did was do a tv show about Han Solo. I was not impressed by it and I hate hate hate hate hate Buffy-Fu. Buffy-Fu is the name I give to the fighting style they use on the Buffy TV show.The fake fighting style akin to the style Captain Kirk used in the Star Trek TV show.

Spidey-Bat

10-20-2005, 06:02 PM

Fantastic Four. Worst $9 I ever spent.

T1000416

10-20-2005, 06:14 PM

Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave!

I want two hours of my life back

Jack Rabbit

10-20-2005, 08:14 PM

Fantastic Four was awful...

I saw Alone in the Dark for some reason...and that sucked balls.

Assassin

10-20-2005, 08:18 PM

dbl post

Assassin

10-20-2005, 08:23 PM

Doom-saw it yesterday at a free showing. It was ok cuz it was free, and the rock is the best part of the movie. I liked the lil scene added for the game fans, but the should have basicly called this resident evil 3, it invoved zombies, human turning to monsters, a super solider serium (RE2 had that) and a 1 on 1 fight at the end...there yea go..thats the movie oh wait, its on mars :up: that makes it better right? wrong, i missed the 1st half of lost cuz of this crap, there lucky the episode wasnt that good

The Lumberjack

10-20-2005, 11:01 PM

Urban Legends: Bloody Mary. My g/f has a penchant for renting sh**ty movies, so I had to watch that before she'd watch Batman Begins. Needless to say I won that little contest.:D

Crimson_Dynamo

10-20-2005, 11:05 PM

Fantastic Four felt like an MTV movie...The only thing I liked was Alba....the rest sucked.

Spider-X

10-20-2005, 11:09 PM

Fantastic Four felt like an MTV movie...The only thing I liked was Alba....the rest sucked.

i enjoyed the banter between Ben and Johnny and the action at the end...but it had some pretty bad dialoge and some stupid/illogical momments that ultimately lost it many points in my book...it's a shame...it should have been on par with Spidey and X-men :( :down

xwolverine2

10-20-2005, 11:11 PM

Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave!

I want two hours of my life back

i saw that on sci-fi channel too!!!! OMFG!!!!!!! :eek:

HOW CRAPPY! how can they allow this! :eek:

Darthkush

10-20-2005, 11:32 PM

XXX:state of the union was the worst movie i've seen all year. I walked out at the halfway point.

Doctor Goblipus

10-20-2005, 11:37 PM

War of the Worlds

Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith

xwolverine2

10-20-2005, 11:38 PM

Open Water...........I actually tell people who I dislike that it was the most awesome movie I've seen and that they should rent it.

that movie was so f--ing pointless.............and not even scary

whats will they think of next...

the worst movie i have ever seen would have to be Critical mass ...it is by far the only movie i have EVER walked out of (i saw it on dvd)

next to that would have to be Vegitales, and most of martin scorceses movies

Doctor Goblipus

10-20-2005, 11:38 PM

Assassin, your avatar is awesome :up:

the gael

10-21-2005, 03:10 AM

Usually I succeed in not seeing bad movies in theater ( I will never see a CINO or an Uwe Boll movie in theater ! ). But sometimes I am not so lucky... like when I saw resident evil 2 apocalypse. ( well, the apocalypse was for my brain ! )

Assassin

10-21-2005, 02:00 PM

Assassin, your avatar is awesome :up:
thaks :up:

Jolie_Desastre

10-21-2005, 02:40 PM

f4, taxi, be cool, man of the house, napolean dynamite, lost in translation(i don't get the hype on the last two movies) nearly every sci fi movie. and this one movie i saw on tv about a plane and hijackers god!! it sucked

BT18

10-21-2005, 02:42 PM

Napolean Dynamite, watched it on HBO a couple weeks ago and couldn't believe the praise it got. It was unbelievably stupid, the jokes were crap and it had no plot whatsoever. Also, please nobody use the lame "I just didn't understand it" come back, I understood it and thought it sucked. Wanna watch a good interpration of school "losers" check out Freaks & Geeks, much funnier, has good plots and more believable.

agree about all of that 100 percent.

Nepolean' might have been the last terrible movie I saw too.

venomadness

10-21-2005, 02:45 PM

agree about all of that 100 percent.

Nepolean' might have been the last terrible movie I saw too.

I thought the exact same...until I watched it again. But then, still thought it was stupid, but clever. The third time was the charm, because after that, something just clicked and I was laughing my butt off. I've heard a lot of other people explain it this way. It's weird really.

Killgore

10-21-2005, 02:48 PM

Kingdom of Heaven.

Man has Ridley ever slipped. How is it possible that he started his career with two back to back masterpieces and then has subsequently turned out nothing but mediocre dreck.

venomadness

10-21-2005, 03:11 PM

Darkness with Anna Paquin. That movie was supposed to be a Horror, but it royally sucked. Nothing good about it.

Dark Donnie

10-21-2005, 04:13 PM

Kingdom of Heaven.

Man has Ridley ever slipped. How is it possible that he started his career with two back to back masterpieces and then has subsequently turned out nothing but mediocre dreck.
I thought Matchstick Men was real good!

Silver Sable

10-21-2005, 04:16 PM

Jawbreaker

Sentinel X

10-21-2005, 04:24 PM

Resident Evil 2...wow if you thought Shaun of the Dead was a gag wait until you see this one.The scarriest thing in the movie imo was that I was praying it was a joke...but it wasnt :(

jaydawg

10-21-2005, 05:24 PM

Waiting. I've never been so disappointed in a film. It was advertised as a film for people who've worked in a resturant, so being a former host/cashier, I was interested from the get go and the commercials looked good. Problem is the film barely has anything resembling an accurate resturant representation and the best parts of the film were all in the ads.

Assassin

10-21-2005, 11:09 PM

ryan renolds p;lays the same character in every film, havent see amyittyville horror yet but still i stand by my word, he isnt capable of playing a serious character

xwolverine2

10-21-2005, 11:17 PM

I thought Matchstick Men was real good!
yeah that was a good movie :up: ..........nicolas cage just doesnt get enough credit for his movies!

ryan renolds p;lays the same character in every film, havent see amyittyville horror yet but still i stand by my word, he isnt capable of playing a serious character

this is soooo true............he plays the same guy in EVERY movie!......even in amityville horror he sort of played the same guy!

Knightsaber Priss

10-21-2005, 11:21 PM

Do MST3K movies count?

Silver Sable

10-22-2005, 01:14 PM

Anaconda

marvelisawesome

10-22-2005, 01:15 PM

the sexond xxx. O MY GOFDSFSF. THIS SUCKED.

InsaneKid

10-22-2005, 01:18 PM

I actually haven't gone to the movies for a while. A lot of the stuff out there looks like crap.

Assassin

10-24-2005, 01:35 AM

i liked XXX state of the union better than XXX, thats not saying much cuz i threw my dvd away after some one sold it to me for $5

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 01:37 AM

Anaconda

isnt half as bad as the second!....................you never even see the anaconda during the whole movie!

InsaneKid

10-24-2005, 01:38 AM

isnt half as bad as the second!....................you never even see the anaconda during the whole movie!

That sucks!

Mentok

10-24-2005, 01:40 AM

DOOM.

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 01:40 AM

That sucks!

well im sorry im exagerrating.............you dont see anything really untill 50 min into the movie.......

and theres no famouse faces in this movie....

and i prefer ice cube and jlo over tyrese(or whoever it was)

-Æ-

10-24-2005, 01:40 AM

Versus

Makes me wonder were the heck he is pulling all the guns out from?

Assassin

10-24-2005, 01:42 AM

what sucks is that you actually admit that you've seen the 2nd. Anaconad was the 1st of its kind, then scifi channel made like 30 movies, python, python 2 pyth 3, python vs godzilla, python vs cobra, pythgon vs cobra dojo all that crap

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 01:43 AM

Versus

Makes me wonder were the heck he is pulling all the guns out from?

do you know where i can find a trailer for this movie..........i just looked it up in imdb and it has a cool poster. :eek:

i know ......never judge a book by its cover

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 01:43 AM

what sucks is that you actually admit that you've seen the 2nd.
i know.......i have guts.

but i didnt want to see it :mad:

Assassin

10-24-2005, 01:44 AM

DOOM.

Do u agree with my sumerisation of the movie lol?

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 01:49 AM

Do u agree with my sumerisation of the movie lol?

i heard it was good

-Æ-

10-24-2005, 01:51 AM

do you know where i can find a trailer for this movie..........i just looked it up in imdb and it has a cool poster. :eek:

i know ......never judge a book by its cover

Google

Tokyo Shock

then I think it should be under

Ryuhei Kitamura

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 01:55 AM

nevermind................it does look bad

looks like Cabin Fever

Assassin

10-24-2005, 01:55 AM

i heard it was good

they lied

-Æ-

10-24-2005, 01:59 AM

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 01:59 AM

they lied

that bad?........ i mean what did you go in expecting? oscar calibur?

what about the action??....it WAS directed by the romeo must die/jet li movies...director

can you really say it was bad?

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 02:00 AM

Just think about this for Versus

You have a Rejuvination Forest that brings back the dead.

The dead are packing heat.

The hero is a homicidal maniac

and one of the villians looks like a japanese joker. (and acts like him)

well...............you actually make it sound good.

but the pictures i just saw say different.

Assassin

10-24-2005, 02:09 AM

its ok, not good, ok and i say that cuz i got a free showing. if i paid i would be pissed

The Rock is still a bad ass actor tho

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 02:13 AM

by bad ass i hope you mean...................the studio cant find a new action hero actor so they just go to the popular PLAN-B by getting the rock

-Æ-

10-24-2005, 02:16 AM

lol yeah I was thinking if they were to remake any movie, it should be the "Last Action Hero" and use the rock. *LOL*

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 02:18 AM

i hate cheap expensive famous faces!!!...........

-Æ-

10-24-2005, 02:24 AM

lol yeah, just give me a roll in a big budget movie for 30k id be happy...(or more_)

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 02:29 AM

soon he shall turn into.......................hulk hogan..in that ballerina movie!! or that movie were he plays that comando with that family (sort of like the pascifier)

unknownuser

10-24-2005, 02:30 AM

xXx and xXx State of the Union

Assassin

10-24-2005, 02:33 AM

The Rock Can Act tho...

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 02:34 AM

The Rock Can Act tho...

uuuuuuuuuh prove it......

Assassin

10-24-2005, 02:36 AM

walking tall and the rundown are good movies, plus he was the highlight of be cool

xwolverine2

10-24-2005, 02:40 AM

walking tall and the rundown are good movies, plus he was the highlight of be cool

im sorry but his acting although mediocre were exactly the same in rundown and walking tall......

and its funny you mention be cool while saying hes a good actor because he played a bad actor in that movie........lol

InsaneKid

10-24-2005, 04:52 AM

I don't really pay too much attention to the acting. I'm more into the plot. But I still prefer good actors. They don't have to be great, just good.

Silver Sable

10-24-2005, 09:23 AM

Angel Eyes

scifiwolf

10-24-2005, 10:37 AM

I make it a point of avoiding bad movies. The only time I slipped was when I took my sister and her friend to see Legally Blonde 2. Man, that has to be the worst movie ever made.

Killgore

10-24-2005, 12:39 PM

I thought Matchstick Men was real good!
It was OK. But ask yourself. Does it hold up against Blade Runner and Alien?

InsaneKid

10-24-2005, 12:42 PM

I make it a point of avoiding bad movies. The only time I slipped was when I took my sister and her friend to see Legally Blonde 2. Man, that has to be the worst movie ever made.

Legally Blonde 2: "Just because you're a brainless bimbo fascinated with the color pink doesn't mean you can "succeed" and make a mockery of our government!"

Jolie_Desastre

10-24-2005, 01:50 PM

xwolverine i like your sig!!

mostly any sci fi originals suck. i mean when ya go to the video store and see all these shark movies holy crap!! i saw shark attack 2, that was tolerable pretty ok. shark attack 3:megoladon...holy sh** terrible terrible acting, they used footage from sharks and oversized them to make them look like a megoladon!

shark zone i didn't even bother to finish.

Jolie_Desastre

10-24-2005, 01:51 PM

Legally Blonde 2: "Just because you're a brainless bimbo fascinated with the color pink doesn't mean you can "succeed" and make a mockery of our government!"

some sequels should have never been made. this was one of them
:o :down

Capt_Oblivious

10-24-2005, 07:15 PM

Maid in Manhattan.

Fiennes what the hell was the matter with you?

InsaneKid

10-24-2005, 07:18 PM

some sequels should have never been made. this was one of them
:o :down

I heard they may make a sequel to this crap. They may have already, I don't know. I don't keep track of that crap. If they do make a sequel, I will start a revolution.

American_Hobo

10-24-2005, 10:24 PM

The Love Letter

You mean the Japanese one???

Cause if it is..jut wow..
i mean yeah, people like diffenrent types of movies and all, but Love Letter??
it's like one of the best Japanese movie ever...
Well it's definitely my favorite Japanese movie..

Then why do you say it' such a terrible movie?

American_Hobo

10-24-2005, 10:26 PM

POWdER-man

10-24-2005, 10:28 PM

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe...unless you're high as a kite it does not serve very good entertainment....

U.S War Machine

10-24-2005, 10:35 PM

Return of the Egg Plots

Silver Sable

10-24-2005, 10:40 PM

The Pledge

The Black Mask

10-24-2005, 10:44 PM

Gigli

Wilhelm-Scream

10-24-2005, 11:24 PM

Return to the Batcave with Adam West and Burt Ward

Lighthouse

10-25-2005, 01:09 AM

Ring 2. What a horrible failure this movie was. One of my friends calls it "the funniest movie of the year."

Doctor Goblipus

10-25-2005, 01:21 AM

I know people love them, but I found all three LotR movies mind numbingly painful to watch.

WormyT

10-25-2005, 01:52 AM

Stay,

Wow what a crappy Jacobs ladder rip off.

Holly Goodhead

10-25-2005, 01:55 AM

Doom

Sam Fisher

10-25-2005, 03:14 AM

The Cave

imdaly

10-25-2005, 06:11 AM

Star Wars: Episode III

masterofpuppets

10-25-2005, 06:37 AM

The son of the mask. Godawful

Silver Sable

10-25-2005, 10:57 AM

Elektra

POWdER-man

10-25-2005, 11:02 AM

The son of the mask. Godawful

Agreed that was a horrible movie..:down:

Spider-X

10-25-2005, 11:28 AM

Gigli
you actually watched that heeping mound?!?!?!

actually...that's one of those movies that is so bad, i actually wouldn't mind seeing it just to see what all the fuss is about...probably some good laughs in there too

InsaneKid

10-25-2005, 01:00 PM

The son of the mask. Godawful
They should've just left it alone. So many sequels suck.

Lord Blackbolt

10-25-2005, 05:55 PM

Yes....son of the Mask was horrrrrrrrrrriiiibbbleeee

InsaneKid

10-25-2005, 06:00 PM

Yes....son of the Mask was horrrrrrrrrrriiiibbbleeee

I hated that little baby. He was such a *******.:down

T1000416

10-25-2005, 08:55 PM

Doom

spideylover89

10-25-2005, 09:20 PM

Obsidian

10-25-2005, 10:18 PM

Alexander

I love Angelina Jolie but damn that movie sucked. Even when a movie sucks, she's reason enough for me to watch it, but even she couldn't save that movie for me. Kind of sad it came from the same mind who directed Natural Born Killers :(

Well, we all know Oliver Stone loves marijuana. He was probably using it while making the movie. Besides, Stone's movies are usually hit or miss.

InsaneKid

10-26-2005, 09:23 AM

I've heard that Kingdom Of Heaven was bad. I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it. Is it true that it sucks?

The Black Mask

10-26-2005, 09:25 AM

zoolander

Silver Sable

10-26-2005, 07:02 PM

Queen Of The Dammed

Carmine Falcone

10-27-2005, 01:58 PM

Jeux d'enfants

X-Ray

10-27-2005, 02:11 PM

Halloween 5 :down:down
Halloween: Ressurrection :down :down

Spider-X

05-24-2006, 12:34 AM

the whole ten yards

The Spot

05-24-2006, 12:52 AM

Mirrormask

Honey Vibe

05-24-2006, 01:32 AM

Sin City.
Original cinematography, but not enough to compensate for the numbingly puerile characters and plot.

Carmine Falcone

05-24-2006, 02:11 AM

The Transporter. What a pile of bull****.

Jonathan Archer

05-24-2006, 02:17 AM

Domino.

Orko Is King

05-24-2006, 02:52 AM

American Dreamz

BT18

05-24-2006, 07:14 AM

zoolander

Zoolander is the balls.

I netflixed Lawn Dogs with Sam Rockwell and (unbeknownst to me beforehand) a young Mischa Barton and it was pretty overlong with no payoff or sign of wit and cleverness. So, I guess I might as well call it awful.

Obsidian

05-24-2006, 07:29 AM

Ultraviolet

BT18

05-24-2006, 07:32 AM

btw I saw a scene from Zoolander that reminded me of a still I'd remembered from another GREAT 2001 movie, Bully.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6638/bullzoo3wb.jpg

thealiasman2000

05-24-2006, 07:32 AM

"Proof".

God, that pointless movie sucked ass.

BT18

05-24-2006, 07:43 AM

"Proof".

God, that pointless movie sucked ass.

Don't need to take your word for it

http://paginas.terra.com.br/lazer/minhasestrelas/Imagens/LBurton.jpg

thealiasman2000

05-24-2006, 07:45 AM

Oh yeah, that little x in the white square is really insulting...:rolleyes:

Jspider13

05-24-2006, 10:55 AM

Silent Hill

The Spot

05-24-2006, 12:25 PM

History of Violence

amazingfantasy15

05-24-2006, 12:28 PM

King Arthur, overly long and the acting was horrible, Clive Owen felt like he was giving a speech to the masses every time he opened his mouth.

Silver Sable

05-24-2006, 12:29 PM

Not Another Teen Movie

The Spot

05-24-2006, 12:30 PM

Attack of the Sabretooth - Pretty good for a no-budget film, but the horrible ending ruined the whole thing. :down

Wilhelm-Scream

05-24-2006, 12:30 PM

Dogma

Odin's Lapdog

05-24-2006, 12:32 PM

give me a day, then i'll say x3

:o:o

Super Flight

05-24-2006, 01:34 PM

new police story, staring Jackie chan..... I thought it was going to be another great police story like his other 4...but this one was slow...and it shows that jackie can no longer do the great things he used to do...i was disapointed...shanghai Knights was his last crazy fighting film...

It wasnt that bad, but i expected more Chan action

kevinpenni

05-24-2006, 01:48 PM

Abominable

Bat Attack

05-24-2006, 01:49 PM

Home Alone 3

I SEE SPIDEY

05-24-2006, 01:55 PM

The Fog.

Attention HollyWood! Selma Blair and Tom Welling can't act!

The Spot

05-24-2006, 02:01 PM

The Fog.

Attention HollyWood! Selma Blair and Tom Welling can't act!
Holy crap, I agree 100%. I'm glad I didn't see that crap in the theater. :down

I SEE SPIDEY

05-24-2006, 02:13 PM

Holy crap, I agree 100%. I'm glad I didn't see that crap in the theater. :downI didn't either. It was truely one of the worst most non-scaryest movies that I have ever seen.

I SEE SPIDEY

05-24-2006, 02:13 PM

UltravioletThat was a very bad movie.

The Storm

05-24-2006, 02:41 PM

Rumour Has It

The Spot

05-24-2006, 02:44 PM

I didn't either. It was truely one of the worst most non-scaryest movies that I have ever seen.
Every five seconds I expected Shaggy and Scooby to run out. "P-P-Pirate ghosts!"

Mrh7448

05-24-2006, 02:52 PM

Shopgirl - Terribly pointless couldn't even watch the whole thing, slow plodding pile of cow dung

Tristan and Isolde - Yeah best part Rufus gets his hand cut off, all downhill from there and that happens at the beginning.

Mee

05-24-2006, 02:52 PM

Weather Man
Hero

aaron

05-24-2006, 03:26 PM

Are we there yet

GoldGoblin

05-24-2006, 05:09 PM

The Producers

I SEE SPIDEY

05-24-2006, 07:16 PM

Every five seconds I expected Shaggy and Scooby to run out. "P-P-Pirate ghosts!"LOL!

The Spot

05-24-2006, 07:46 PM

House of the Dead 2.

No where NEAR as bad as part one, but it was still ...not good.

Kmack

05-24-2006, 07:55 PM

Mahogany

The Dark Defender

05-24-2006, 10:39 PM

The Da Vinci Code.

imdaly

05-24-2006, 10:46 PM

When a Stranger Calls.

thedarks0ldier

05-25-2006, 12:04 AM

Fantastic Four

Spider-X

05-25-2006, 03:06 AM

That was a very bad movie.

could use about 50 more very's in that sentence...you'd come close to how bad that movie sucked.

The Spot

05-25-2006, 10:32 AM

Satan's Little Helper

C-$

05-25-2006, 12:32 PM

Mahogany

I like that movie!:mad:

Karem-Knight

05-25-2006, 01:59 PM

that movie was so f--ing pointless.............and not even scary

whats will they think of next...

the worst movie i have ever seen would have to be Critical mass ...it is by far the only movie i have EVER walked out of (i saw it on dvd)

next to that would have to be Vegitales, and most of martin scorceses movies

......................:mad: :down ........................

Warhammer

05-25-2006, 02:16 PM

Held Up.

This was a random as hell, terrible,

......and a funny ass movie.

:D

Bat Brain

05-25-2006, 04:14 PM

League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, it was just.......... i mean my god

Bat Attack

05-25-2006, 04:15 PM

Drive Me Crazy, I HATE late 90's teen comedies.

Golgo-13

05-25-2006, 06:40 PM

The Ring 2 .God that movie put the 'T' in terrible....

The Spot

05-25-2006, 06:42 PM

The Ring 2 .God that movie put the 'T' in terrible....

That movie was so dumb, everyone told me how good it was, then I saw that stupid piece of crap. :mad:

Warhammer

05-25-2006, 07:20 PM

That movie was so dumb, everyone told me how good it was, then I saw that stupid piece of crap. :mad:

Yeah, some of my friends said they were crazy scared and that it was more scary than The Exorcist.

I saw The Ring 2 and it was horrible.

The Spot

05-25-2006, 07:24 PM

The cgi deer scene was painful to watch.

Golgo-13

05-25-2006, 07:30 PM

Oh, Napoloeon Dynamite. I don't know what it is but everyone seems to think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread but to me it was worse than watching paint dry. I think this movie is a great example of how people jump on a bandwagon and say a movie is 'awesome' just because everyone else is saying the same thing. The same thing goes for 'My Big, Fat Greek wedding'...both terrible movies....... just terrible....:down

Bruce Wayne

05-25-2006, 07:35 PM

Jason X.

...What the hell? :(

Warhammer

05-25-2006, 07:36 PM

Jason X.

...What the hell? :(

Worst movie of all time.

Bruce Wayne

05-25-2006, 07:39 PM

Worst movie of all time.

Definatley. :(

I still have scars from my initial viewing.

The Spot

05-25-2006, 07:48 PM

House of the Dead. :(

The....pain... :(

Bruce Wayne

05-25-2006, 07:51 PM

House of the Dead. :(

The....pain... :(

Uwe Boll makes should stop making 'moofies' and starting making movies. Cause his 'moofies' are terrible. :(

The Spot

05-25-2006, 07:52 PM

Uwe Boll is the Satan of movies if movies were crap under his feet. :(

Knightsaber Priss

05-25-2006, 08:07 PM

You had to ask!

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=233358

venomadness

05-25-2006, 11:12 PM

Hostel. Good idea, bad acting. It had alot of boobies though.

thealiasman2000

05-26-2006, 08:22 AM

"Hostel" is too sick and disgusting for me to like.

You have to be really warped and sadistic to like that movie.

thedeadite

05-26-2006, 02:00 PM

smiles

....acting was bad, but most horror movies have bad acting, nothing i'm not used to

Kroc1138

05-27-2006, 03:09 PM

House of the Dead. :(

The....pain... :(I recently saw that movie. No warning on the internet or from my friends could explain completely to me how bad that movie was. I never thought it was possible that a movie could be that bad.

Thank God that I didn't waste any money watching it. But I sure as hell wasted time. (I could have used that time sleeping)

Uwe Boll should be castrated. I seriously wanted to Kill him after watching it. (about 1 hour)

Mr. Credible

05-27-2006, 11:26 PM

yeah, at least Alone in the Dark is watchable (although it still is pretty bad) but House of the Dead is just... bad... in every way. it's not even 'so bad it's good' like Troll 2. it's just... ugh.

oh, and as far as the last terrible movie i've watched, it's been too many to count... the SciFi channel is having a marathon for Memorial Day weekend, and for some reason, i can't stop watching it.

:(

xwolverine2

05-27-2006, 11:27 PM

some wesley snipes movie.. forgot the name

Silver Sable

05-27-2006, 11:30 PM

Jawbreaker

Wilhelm-Scream

05-28-2006, 07:21 AM

Deep Blue Sea
(except of course for the part where the shark eats Samuel L. Jackson That is classic.)

ILuvCyclops

05-28-2006, 07:38 AM

Star Wars Revenge of the Sith

Golgo-13

05-28-2006, 07:39 AM

Deep Blue Sea
(except of course for the part where the shark eats Samuel L. Jackson That is classic.)
Why the hell do you need to put a spoiler tag around that? The movie is years old:confused:

Wilhelm-Scream

05-28-2006, 07:44 AM

Why the hell do you need to put a spoiler tag around that? The movie is years old:confused:Only because it's one of the best scares in film history and have you ever seen "Doomwatch", "Sick" or "Hope Floats"?

Golgo-13

05-28-2006, 08:08 AM

^Nope. Recommend them?

Wilhelm-Scream

05-28-2006, 08:14 AM

^Nope. Recommend them?No, only "sick".

My point was, many people never saw DBS.
My girlfriend hadn't seen it and all these years later when we rented it that scene destroyed her mind. :D

Jakomus

05-28-2006, 11:15 AM

I saw X-Men 3 yesterday.

DACrowe

05-28-2006, 12:17 PM

X-Men: The Last Stand.

While not the worst Marvel movie, it is by far the most disappointing in my opinion.

The Apatow Crew

05-29-2006, 01:51 AM

War Of The Worlds i saw The Last Hour.

lochneffmonster

05-29-2006, 01:52 AM

Silent Hill

jaydawg

05-29-2006, 02:42 AM

Terrible? Hostel. Easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

The Apatow Crew

05-29-2006, 02:46 AM

Terrible? Hostel. Easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Iguess i really am the King of Horrible Movies.

Because all these So-Called Crappy movies As Hostel,Dukes of Hazzard,Stealth,Poisedon,Fantastic Four,Daredevil,X-Men The last Stand i could go on forever but i think you know what i mean. and you know what?i really don't care. cause i liked them and thats all that matters.

unknownuser

05-29-2006, 03:00 AM

X-Men: The Last Stand

Spider-X

06-11-2006, 06:47 PM

Freedom Land....good GOD was that movie horrible. one of the first in resent history for me.

Rac

06-11-2006, 07:23 PM

Ultraviolet

About that Hostel thing. I thought it was utterly sick and disgusting too. But after all these months I have a good memory of it, for some reason. I didn't hate it all the way. I just didn't like that they tortured innocent people. There were very funny moments too, like when the one guy slipped and the chainsaw cutted him my friend cracked in the theater and I cracked because of it. Revenge parts in the end were the best. I enjoyed them very much. I clapped when Paxton run over the hookers, and the whole followed me.

Oakley

06-11-2006, 08:40 PM

"Hostel" is too sick and disgusting for me to like.

You have to be really warped and sadistic to like that movie.

Hey! I thought that movie was pretty funny in some parts! Eli Roth is a weird guy, and you've got to accept that when watching his stuff.

As for me? Last movie I saw in the theaters that sucked- Cursed. Last movie I watched? Wolf Creek didn't "suck" but I felt I was watching nothing more than a true crime movie that was too predictable.

Warhammer

06-11-2006, 08:45 PM

Son of The Mask.
My eyes were killing me.

:(

The Apatow Crew

06-11-2006, 11:32 PM

Son of The Mask.
My eyes were killing me.

:(I hear you man. what a disgrace to the first movie. it was like a damn cartoon and way to childish.

Cmill216

06-11-2006, 11:39 PM

Date Movie

A f***in' abomination

The Apatow Crew

06-11-2006, 11:42 PM

Date Movie

A f***in' abominationYes that movie is also a huge pile of steaming dung.

Rac

06-12-2006, 08:47 AM

Hey! I thought that movie was pretty funny in some parts! Eli Roth is a weird guy, and you've got to accept that when watching his stuff.

As for me? Last movie I saw in the theaters that sucked- Cursed. Last movie I watched? Wolf Creek didn't "suck" but I felt I was watching nothing more than a true crime movie that was too predictable. I watched Hostel and Wolf Creek back-to-back. :p It was nasty experience.

C.F. Kane

06-12-2006, 08:50 AM

I refuse to watch terrible movies. The lowest I go is mediocre

thealiasman2000

06-12-2006, 08:54 AM

"Match Point".

The thing is: just when it was starting to get good, IT ENDED.

Can you belive that?

The Kingpin

06-12-2006, 11:58 AM

X-Men 3, it was too random...

Silver Sable

06-12-2006, 12:55 PM

Boa vs. Python

Spider-X

06-23-2006, 01:01 PM

The Break up

and last weekend: Nacho Libre (goddamn did that movie suck, i wanted to leave...)

Mentok

06-23-2006, 01:06 PM

X-3 - The last stand.

rowan sjet

06-23-2006, 01:43 PM

X-3 - The last stand.
Same.

U.S War Machine

06-23-2006, 02:21 PM

Date Movie

A f***in' abominationagreed

primemover

06-23-2006, 02:30 PM

Date Movie was the worst in a long time.

The Storm

06-23-2006, 02:40 PM

Rollin' With The Nines, complete b******s!

Mr. Credible

06-23-2006, 06:21 PM

the break up.

not even vauhgn, favreau, and jennifer anniston's naked ass could save this movie.

i'll admit, i did like the ending, though. the fact that they were, in fact, better off not being together was great, i loved it, and it caught me off guard

thealiasman2000

06-24-2006, 07:01 AM

"The Libertine".

The most immature, childish and stupid movie that I've ever seen.

Johnny Depp is insane for putting his name in that piece of crap.

Shuley

06-24-2006, 07:45 AM

I just read reviews about movies I wanna see and if the critics say it sucks (which is usually true) I simply don't watch it.I tend to stay away from comedies and horror movies since they are so poorly made,unless something great comes along,like the sixth sense,or a new kevin smith flick.

ultimatefan

06-24-2006, 10:46 AM

Fantastic Four (sigh)... When I saw it at theaters, still tried to see it as a midly fun popcorn movie... Then I rented the DVD and it was pretty much cinematic root canal...

BatMatt

06-24-2006, 11:03 AM

really haven't seen a movie I hated since seeing Firewall in theatres in February, that movie was awful :down:

Warhammer

06-24-2006, 12:06 PM

Count me for Date Movie.

ultimatefan

06-24-2006, 12:47 PM

You know what, I don´t see ANY more of these multi-parody movies, whether it´s the Scary Movie series or whatnot... When Airplane was made, it was inventive and funny... Now it´s become tiresome.

Warhammer

06-24-2006, 12:52 PM

The only recent paraody movie I kinda like is Scary Movie 2.
It still has scenes that make me laugh.

Scary Movie's best part was when Anna Faris rolled the piano down the stairs and after the Killer.

Spider-X

06-25-2006, 02:06 AM

now that you mention it...Scary Movie 4 was pretty awful...at a certain point during the movie it seemed like they just stopped trying...

AlteredEgo

06-25-2006, 03:06 AM

heh, funny story actually. quite some time back i was at a pretty nice theatre here in town. nothing really good had come out but i was lookin' to kill some time so i went in to Date Movie. ugh, no one was in the theatre, they started the movie just for me, and i felt horrible because i couldnt stand it and ended up walking out. but no oh no. that is not where the story ends. i ask for a refund since i only could stand about 20 minutes of the movie and go in to a different movie in the same place and i walk in to Ultraviolet. Ultra-****ing-Violet. bleh.

Speedball

06-25-2006, 03:08 AM

BT18

06-25-2006, 12:52 PM

I don't understand how anyone couldn't see Date Movie for the super-crap it was from the trailer and tv spots. I haven't seen it and never will unless someone kidnaps me and forces me to.

I even like Alyson Hannigan alot but come on, clear unadulterated retard-bait.

3dman27

06-25-2006, 12:54 PM

shadow; dead riot

kane9321

06-26-2006, 09:07 AM

the fast and the furious 3 ..wow just wow

Shadow_Knight

06-26-2006, 09:12 AM

Hulk lord Jesus I hated that movie God!!!!!!! I hated that movie so much that I would go to the Hulk movie just to see the trailers six times in arrow or more that's how much I hate that movie.

kane9321

06-26-2006, 09:20 AM

^^^ i know how you feel man...it was one of the worst movies I've even seen

Shadow_Knight

06-26-2006, 09:28 AM

Thank you it was crap and the remake better be better then the first one it had no pilot I would punch my balls then see that crappy s**t again.

primemover

06-26-2006, 01:44 PM

Hulk lord Jesus I hated that movie God!!!!!!! I hated that movie so much that I would go to the Hulk movie just to see the trailers six times in arrow or more that's how much I hate that movie.

This makes no sense, you would go to the Hulk movie just to see the trailers six time in a row? Please explain this.

Salemdog

06-26-2006, 01:51 PM

Aeon Flux

Have to say was the first movie I rented where I got up during it to do other things and never bothered to pause it. Whoever thought tha everyone speaking in monotone was cool out to be shot.

iceberg325

06-26-2006, 02:01 PM

Date movie. This movie is soooo bad!!!!! I have no words for it.

Warhammer

06-26-2006, 02:42 PM

Monster-In-Law.

:( :down

Clerk

06-26-2006, 02:44 PM

Ultaviolet- cyborg ninja 14 ended up laying down in the theater and going to sleep.

Bat Attack

06-26-2006, 02:48 PM

Scary Movie 3

iceberg325

06-26-2006, 02:48 PM

Ultaviolet- cyborg ninja 14 ended up laying down in the theater and going to sleep.

My cousin told me it was really bad!! lol Is it really that bad???

Horrorfan

06-26-2006, 03:37 PM

Silent Hill was absoloutly abysmal, easily the worst film I have seen in theatres in years.

Chris Wallace

06-26-2006, 03:38 PM

Ultraviolet.

Warhammer

06-26-2006, 03:47 PM

Son of The Mask. :(

The Apatow Crew

06-26-2006, 04:16 PM

Son of The Mask. :(Yes that trully is a horrible movie!

Warhammer

06-26-2006, 04:28 PM

Yes that trully is a horrible movie!

My friend and I literally looked at each other and wonder why the f*** we were still watching it to the end.

The Apatow Crew

06-26-2006, 04:38 PM

My friend and I literally looked at each other and wonder why the f*** we were still watching it to the end.I wondered the same thing. hell i only paid a dollar to rebnt it and they piss all over the first one.

Warhammer

06-26-2006, 04:40 PM

I wondered the same thing. hell i only paid a dollar to rebnt it and they piss all over the first one.

Yep, first was classic.
The same can be said for Dumb and Dumberer.
Stupid movie that ruins its predecessor. :(

The Apatow Crew

06-26-2006, 04:44 PM

Yep, first was classic.
The same can be said for Dumb and Dumberer.
Stupid movie that ruins its predecessor. :(well actually i liked the prequel to dumb and dumberer. with son of the mask they tried to make it like a full blown cartoon but with people.

iceberg325

06-26-2006, 05:44 PM

well actually i liked the prequel to dumb and dumberer. with son of the mask they tried to make it like a full blown cartoon but with people.

I saw like 5 minutes of son of mask and quickly changed the channel. ACK, THAT MOVIE SUCKED

The Apatow Crew

06-26-2006, 05:47 PM

I saw like 5 minutes of son of mask and quickly changed the channel. ACK, THAT MOVIE SUCKEDSmart guy.

Shadow_Knight

06-26-2006, 08:05 PM

This makes no sense, you would go to the Hulk movie just to see the trailers six time in a row? Please explain this.

Okay so I made a couple of errors so let me put it more clear for you I HATE the HULK movie so much ya get that. That I would go to the movie premiere ya get that. To see the traliers six time in A row then see that movie again does that make more sense to you?