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vibeke_T
11-02-2005, 11:32 AM
A judge sentenced the man convicted of putting his own fecal matter on food at a Dallas grocery store to five years in prison.

Against his attorney's advice, Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh took the stand in his own defense to explain why he did it.

"I was sitting at home and I was in one of my withdrawal and I had the feces there, I was cleaning up, I already did some heroin." said Nahidmobarekeh.

He said he was upset at employees at the Fiesta Grocery Store in Dallas.

"I picked up that dry feces I talked about it it couldn't hurt anybody I could get, even if I get caught I want to teach these people a lesson." said Nahidmobarekeh.

He said he thought they didn't properly address his complaints he'd made against the store.

After the conviction, Nahidmobarekeh's attorney says the jury made its decision too hastily.

"The jury made a decision because it was so grossed out. They couldn't follow the law. It was an emotional decision. I understand." said Clark Birdsall.

Judge Vic Cunningham called what Nahidmobarekeh did, "nasty" and "repulsive."

"It's been so nasty, it's raunchy, repugnant, repulsive, vile and vulgar. Your lawyer had the best line of all, you just can't put any lipstick on this pig. There's no way, it's just nasty." said Cunningham.

"I think by their verdict and sending the five years and considering he was probation eligible and giving him penitentiary time, I think it was a pretty strong verdict." said prosecutor Taly Haffar.

Store owners initially called police after customers complained the fresh-baked items smelled and tasted like manure.
http://www.team4news.com/Global/story.asp?S=4029330&nav=0w0v

MakeMineMarvel
11-02-2005, 11:34 AM
that's just nasty.

vibeke_T
11-02-2005, 11:35 AM
its also funny

Kable24
11-02-2005, 12:05 PM
How can a lawyer defend something like this? I am amazed at the spin defense lawyers can try and do for people.

kane9321
11-02-2005, 12:18 PM
lawyers have no souls

vibeke_T
11-02-2005, 12:26 PM
neither do people who sprinkle booboo on your donuts

kane9321
11-02-2005, 12:30 PM
^^^^ so true

NHawk19
11-02-2005, 01:22 PM
Why did he have feces just lying around?

guitarsingerguy
11-02-2005, 01:24 PM
Why did he have feces just lying around?

It said he was going through heroin withdrawals.

NHawk19
11-02-2005, 01:27 PM
It said he was going through heroin withdrawals.

So when you're going through a heroin withdrawl you get the sudden urge to store you poop for later use? :confused:

guitarsingerguy
11-02-2005, 01:29 PM
So when you're going through a heroin withdrawl you get the sudden urge to store you poop for later use? :confused:

No, you lose bowel control, and are generally in great pain. It's extremely common for people going through withdrawals to have crap and piss all over the place.

jaguarr
11-02-2005, 02:01 PM
When the guys in his cell-block find out what he's in for, I bet they give him Dirty Sanchez's every single day for the duration of his stay in the Graybar Hotel.

jag

Wilhelm-Scream
11-02-2005, 02:09 PM
Why did he have feces just lying around?"So while watching TV that night, I glanced over to the poo on my coffee table and devised a plan. I checked the cupboard to make sure I'd have enough."

Tyrinus
11-02-2005, 02:44 PM
No, you lose bowel control, and are generally in great pain. It's extremely common for people going through withdrawals to have crap and piss all over the place.

I wonder why D.A.R.E doesn't use this as a deterent.

jaguarr
11-02-2005, 02:45 PM
I wonder why D.A.R.E doesn't use this as a deterent.

Yeah. They could use that information in a smear campaign. :o

jag

Wilhelm-Scream
11-02-2005, 02:56 PM
buh-doop-TSSsss bOIng!

Holly Goodhead
11-02-2005, 02:58 PM
Was l the only one who thought this thread was titled Tainted Panties?

vibeke_T
11-02-2005, 11:58 PM
lmao WHAT?

Tyrinus
11-03-2005, 12:26 AM
Was l the only one who thought this thread was titled Tainted Panties?

Maybe it should be.

nosebleed.
11-03-2005, 12:30 AM
vibeke is so gross.

vibeke_T
11-03-2005, 01:39 AM
you mean to say "vibeke is so cool"

nosebleed.
11-03-2005, 02:08 AM
vibeke is so gross...that she's cool?

vibeke_T
11-03-2005, 11:49 AM
yes....grossly cool

jaguarr
11-03-2005, 11:56 AM
buh-doop-TSSsss bOIng!

Thank you! I'll be here all week! :D

jag

vibeke_T
09-15-2006, 02:02 PM
Just to refresh our collective memories.

Bad Superman
09-15-2006, 02:06 PM
I bet those pastries tasted like crap. :o

jaguarr
09-15-2006, 05:54 PM
http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2005/12/fredsigned.jpg

Time to make the donuts.

jag

vibeke_T
09-16-2006, 12:34 AM
lol!

Outsiderzedge
09-16-2006, 12:45 AM
Yuck.

vibeke_T
09-18-2006, 03:34 AM
tasty

Childlike Wild
09-18-2006, 03:39 AM
Was l the only one who thought this thread was titled Tainted Panties?
I think that every single time I notice the thread.

vibeke_T
09-18-2006, 04:21 AM
lol what could that possibly mean?

SpideyInATree
09-18-2006, 10:00 AM
Just to refresh our collective memories.

Thanks for the refresh. I love thinking of foreigner grocery workers gingerly putting their feces on the free samples. :whatever: :oldrazz: