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Spider-X
11-03-2005, 06:54 PM
This is the thread for sharing bizarre stories about your cat, kitten, pussy (not that kind :mad: ) or whatever you want to call your feline friend.

why cats you ask? because they act so diginfied yet they do the funniest craziest things ever.

i'll start this off:

My cat Monty is, right at this momment, laying in his litter box...just walked right in and laid down on his litter. he's been in there for about 10 minutes now so it's not a matter of doing this business or constipations. He even left and came back...This is a cat that, apparently, just enjoys chilling amongst his vapors...:confused:

lol, so wierd

Holly Goodhead
11-03-2005, 06:56 PM
My cat used to follow me wherever l went, EVERYWHERE.

comicgirl
11-03-2005, 06:57 PM
My cat likes angel food cake

Spider-X
11-03-2005, 06:58 PM
my cat likes potato chips and breads.

he also randomly attacks my elbows and when i look at him he just runs off!

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 07:20 PM
My cats name is Spot and my family found him alone in our backyard on a cold november night in 1996. He loves to fight with my dog, eat tuna, pringles, and licks lollipops. I bought him a cat condo for christmas last year and he lives in that. He also enjoys sitting by the window watching birds at the bird feeder. He makes a weird noise and twitches his mouth when ever he sees one. Also, my cat will not take a dump in his litter box if someone is near or watching.

KingOfDreams
11-03-2005, 07:23 PM
I think my cat has a foot fetish. He's also learned how to open the screen door by himself. He also gets attacked by this bird...and let's it attack him. Doesn't swat at it and doesn't run away. I don't get it.

Spider-X
11-03-2005, 07:24 PM
He also enjoys sitting by the window watching birds at the bird feeder. He makes a weird noise and twitches his mouth when ever he sees one.

you're cat makes that wierd "meh...meh eh eh meh meh..meh meh" noise too :eek:

my cat does that whenever he sees a flying bug in the house and is in pursuit. maybe it's a cat's way of saying "i'm gonna get you sucka!"

marvelisawesome
11-03-2005, 07:26 PM
My cat sticks its tongue out everywhere. I just got it. So damn cute.

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 07:28 PM
I think that the cat is trying to imatate the birds call to lure it. My cat got a bird once and bit it so it was half dead, then he toyed with it and batted it around before he ate it.

Henry Hill
11-03-2005, 07:28 PM
I have three cats and the strangest one is the second youngest. I've had him for a few years and he NEVER lets anybody touch him. If you approach him he runs away. The only reason he ever comes back is for food. I doubt we'll even find out when he dies cause he spends 90% of the time outside.

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 07:32 PM
I really, really want to attempt to toilet train my cat. That would be so awesome.:up:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg/150px-Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg

KingOfDreams
11-03-2005, 07:34 PM
I think that the cat is trying to imatate the birds call to lure it. My cat got a bird once and bit it so it was half dead, then he toyed with it and batted it around before he ate it.

My cat catched lizards, sometimes big ones...but he never eats them. He brings them to the door like some sort of offering.

The Joker™
11-03-2005, 07:35 PM
I really, really want to attempt to toilet train my cat. That would be so awesome.:up:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg/150px-Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg



HAHAHA I always wanted to try that to.

moop501
11-03-2005, 07:36 PM
My cat's a ****...

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 07:39 PM
My cat also loves to wake me up at 3:00 in the morning by chewing on my hair and tapping my face with his paw.

comicgirl
11-03-2005, 07:40 PM
One of my cats likes to eat bugs........

Ginger Munro
11-03-2005, 07:40 PM
well, my cat has this weird habit of pulling his own fur out on the left side of his body and leaving it in my bed. he only seems to do it when he gets in trouble, mostly for pissing all over my moms "lesbian convict" shoes in her closet. hes a sweetie!

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 07:42 PM
My cat will pull and pull on his claw with his teeth until it comes out (because cats shed the outer layer of there claw).

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 07:43 PM
One of my cats likes to eat bugs........

My cat eats spiders.

X-Ray
11-03-2005, 08:14 PM
i have 2 cats ...

both males and tend to fight one another whenever one gets to close to other

one is really wierd when it comes to what food they eat ...

his name is Rocky and he doesn't touch cat food :confused: ... he usually just eats whutever i eat ... chips, burgers, nachos with chili cheese, etc.

the other eats the cat food i put out ...

Kable24
11-03-2005, 08:16 PM
I've taught my cat to sit on command like a dog.

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 08:18 PM
My cat will burp occasionally.

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 08:19 PM
Does anyone here have a cat that hates being picked up? I don't pick up my cat because he hates it, and I wouldn't like it if something twice my size picked me up.

X-Ray
11-03-2005, 08:30 PM
Does anyone here have a cat that hates being picked up? I don't pick up my cat because he hates it, and I wouldn't like it if something twice my size picked me up.


yep, that would be Rocky ...

sometime i'll get away with it if i pick him up after he's been sleeping for hours ...

but when i try it when he's awake, he'll start grouling ...

i swear it sounds like he's saying "why you son of a b****!"

Slipknot
11-03-2005, 08:52 PM
My cat used to follow me wherever l went, EVERYWHERE.
Until you beat it with the hammer?

J-Bones
11-03-2005, 08:53 PM
My dog humps one of my cats, that count?

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 08:56 PM
My cat is neutered.

TheAlmightyFuzz
11-03-2005, 08:59 PM
My Siamese cat hates everyone she come into contact with and one of my other cats will sleep in the back of a closet that's in one of the bathrooms and come out when someone is going to the bathroom or walks in, what a freak.

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 09:04 PM
My cat does that to! I'll be taking a piss, hear the door creak open and my cat will be right behind me!

Holly Goodhead
11-03-2005, 09:08 PM
Until you beat it with the hammer?

No until it pissed on our new carpets and my dad waited till l went to school so he could drive it out to a field and drop it off. :(

Spider-X
11-03-2005, 09:14 PM
my cat goes behind the shower curtain while i'm on the john and attacks me and the toilet paper :(

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 09:14 PM
Cat piss has the worst smell.

Spider-X
11-03-2005, 09:17 PM
my cat always sleeps on my g/f's face so she has a hard time breathing..then you take him off and he does it again!

my cat is one persistant ****

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 09:20 PM
Is it true that cats can suffocate babies when their sleeping?

Spider-X
11-03-2005, 09:22 PM
Is it true that cats can suffocate babies when their sleeping?

if my cat is any indication....yes...yes they can :o

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 09:24 PM
I also read that they can also suck the breath out of a baby. They are lured to the babies mouth by the smell of milk.

FlameHead
11-03-2005, 09:36 PM
Is it true that cats can suffocate babies when their sleeping?

Only if you train them to do so... Mwa Ha Ha Ha.

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 09:40 PM
From Wikipedia:
Folklore dating back to as early as 1607 holds that a cat will suffocate a newborn infant by applying its nose to the child's mouth, sucking the breath out of the infant. A jury in England once found that a child met his death from a cat sucking the breath out of him; this conclusion was probably reached because of the widespread acceptance of the tale. Many explanations are given to attempt to support it, the most common of which is jealousy from the cat towards the infant, as a result of the level of attention that the infant receives. Another explanation advanced is that the smell of milk from the infant's mouth attracts the cat to do so. However, it has been shown that, unless the cat had been raised on milk, they prefer to drink water rather than milk

Bat Attack
11-03-2005, 09:42 PM
I find that a little chilling.

KingOfDreams
11-03-2005, 09:49 PM
his name is Rocky and he doesn't touch cat food :confused: ... he usually just eats whutever i eat ... chips, burgers, nachos with chili cheese, etc...

That can't be healthy for the cat.

KingOfDreams
11-03-2005, 09:50 PM
No until it pissed on our new carpets and my dad waited till l went to school so he could drive it out to a field and drop it off. :(

Wouldn't bringing it to an animal shelter have been better?

Hyper Venom
11-03-2005, 10:28 PM
Does anyone here have a cat that hates being picked up? I don't pick up my cat because he hates it, and I wouldn't like it if something twice my size picked me up.
You're only twice the size of your cat? :confused:

Bat Attack
11-04-2005, 12:18 PM
You're only twice the size of your cat? :confused:

I was giving an example. I guess I wasn't thinking when I typed that.:o

Carter
11-04-2005, 12:20 PM
I dont like cats.
I had to "catsit" two of them for a few weeks and theyd wake me up every morning by ramming their heads into my side
Kinda cute the first day, but annoying every day after that.

Bat Attack
11-04-2005, 12:30 PM
I had to "Catsit" my neighbors cat when they went on vacation in July. I actually enjoyed it, the cat was nice and didn't need much besides food and water. The only problem that I had was trying to get the cat out from behind our couch.

Lurk
11-04-2005, 01:05 PM
Lumpy is a bit of a dumb-ass, that's how she got her name. She used to run into things a lot; she'd try to jump from the couch to the coffee table and bang into it head first. She did that more than once.

Kink, on the other hand, is an acrobat. He likes doing back flipshttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif. He comes to sleep on my chest every morning around 4. He head-butts my face to get me to scratch him, then he'll curl up with is butt in my face:mad:. It's not bad unless he farts.

THWIP*
11-04-2005, 01:16 PM
OH MAN......THIS THREAD IS GOING TO BREAK 'THE INCREDIBLE HULK'S HEART. :(

Jolie_Desastre
11-04-2005, 01:16 PM
ok i won't have room to type every little thing about my cat but i'll just give it pieces at a time

his name is jerry
he is a black cat
he was such a pimp b4 he got nuetered
he had huge balls b4 getting nuetered, it reminded me of van wilder, even one of my guy friends was like "dang they are bigger than mine!"
i got him to eat broccoli once by steaming it and putting salt on it.
he is a lazy f***er
etc.......

Jolie_Desastre
11-04-2005, 01:18 PM
my cat follows me to the bathroom to
he even goes behind the showere curtain while i'm taking a shower
he attacks invisible things or just chases nothing. i mean he attacks my carpet!!!

Equint77
11-04-2005, 01:20 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/equint77/angel.jpg

Lurk
11-04-2005, 01:21 PM
Oh yeah, the only human food Kink will eat is Goldfish crackers:confused: We call him Kink cuz his tail (and two little ribs:() was broken when we got him, so he has a little kink at the end of it.

Lumpy is, just, lumpy. Used to be cuz she ran into stuff, now she's just fat!

THWIP*
11-04-2005, 01:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/equint77/angel.jpg


NICE PUSSY! :eek: AND PEOPLE SAY YOU DON'T GET ANY. :confused: :o

Equint77
11-04-2005, 01:22 PM
I guess this proves them wrong. :(

Jolie_Desastre
11-04-2005, 01:24 PM
i love your cat equint :)

X-Ray
11-04-2005, 01:26 PM
I dont like cats.
I had to "catsit" two of them for a few weeks and theyd wake me up every morning by ramming their heads into my side
Kinda cute the first day, but annoying every day after that.

yah, my does that ... he aims for my face :o :mad: :)

comicgirl
11-04-2005, 02:12 PM
I'm cat sitting my sister in law's cat while she's in Iraq................but, I think the cat is trying to kill me....

Danalys
11-04-2005, 02:19 PM
we used to have a rug they the cats would dive under. they'd stay there for a bit then run out. when they were kittens they sleep in empty plant pots at times; all curled up at the bottom. they wont scratch anything bought for the purpose of scratching.

FlameHead
11-04-2005, 02:40 PM
Here's a couple pics of my kitty, Scratch. She's the most awesome in the world.

This one here is from when she was a little kitten. Ain't we cute?

http://img60.echo.cx/img60/3824/sleepy4if.jpg

And this one is more recent, though she's still only about 9 months old. She's the best!

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3226/sratch8um.jpg

Lurk
11-04-2005, 03:14 PM
This thread makes me smile :)

Kable24
11-04-2005, 03:31 PM
Does anyone here have a cat that hates being picked up? I don't pick up my cat because he hates it, and I wouldn't like it if something twice my size picked me up.


That would be my cat Ash. She screams and freaks out when you pick her up.

Danalys
11-04-2005, 03:44 PM
also my cat keep kneading me like it expects me to produce milk.

Jolie_Desastre
11-04-2005, 03:48 PM
Here's a couple pics of my kitty, Scratch. She's the most awesome in the world.

This one here is from when she was a little kitten. Ain't we cute?

http://img60.echo.cx/img60/3824/sleepy4if.jpg

And this one is more recent, though she's still only about 9 months old. She's the best!

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3226/sratch8um.jpg

i love your cat!!!!! i love it when my cat sits like that with his paws curled under his chest. soo cute! :) i love cats

Jolie_Desastre
11-04-2005, 03:49 PM
with all the stupidity and meanness my cat sometimes brings to me. i wouldn't trade him for the world. there was this girl i knew with about 9 cats and she said she would trade them all to have my kitty

TheAlmightyFuzz
11-04-2005, 03:51 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/luckytrix/95054322565_290.jpg AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...that's my sister's cat, that little jerk only comes up to other people when he wants something and he obviously wants food from my phone

ben_thuggin
11-04-2005, 03:52 PM
Evidently, my cat tried to kill me when I was an infant. I was in my little baby chair, and my cat just climbed on top of my head and was completely smothering my face.

FlameHead
11-04-2005, 04:47 PM
i love your cat!!!!! i love it when my cat sits like that with his paws curled under his chest. soo cute! :) i love cats

I love em too! My kitty is pretty special. I likes her a lot and you're right, when cats sit on their paws like it, it's so damn cute. In fact, most of their relaxin' poses are cute.

sinewave
11-04-2005, 04:55 PM
you're cat makes that wierd "meh...meh eh eh meh meh..meh meh" noise too :eek:

my cat does that whenever he sees a flying bug in the house and is in pursuit. maybe it's a cat's way of saying "i'm gonna get you sucka!"

Yeah, both my cats do that too. Makes me chuckle most of the time. I've got a female, jet black cat named Jetta (after my black '98 Jetta) and a male, solid grey cat named Romero (after the godfather of zombie movies George Romero). Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen one of them do was when both of them were up on the coffee table and Jetta came up and started sniffing Romero's butt and after a couple of seconds Romero got tired of that and walked away and Jetta was left standing there all wide-eyed with her mouth open in kind of a snarl and it looked like she was completely and utterly disgusted by what she just smelled. Both me and my friend saw that and laughed our asses off.

Jolie_Desastre
11-04-2005, 04:57 PM
I love em too! My kitty is pretty special. I likes her a lot and you're right, when cats sit on their paws like it, it's so damn cute. In fact, most of their relaxin' poses are cute.

i know! when my cat covers his face with his paws while he sleeps on his back iss soo fricken adorable. cute lil bastard

Lord Valumart
11-04-2005, 05:08 PM
my cat can play Splinter Cell on my DS, it can also manage to puke on the one thing in the room that is important.

she can also fly after quickly touching my foot:up:

Bat Attack
11-04-2005, 05:10 PM
I love when my cat blinks slowley at me.

sinewave
11-04-2005, 05:20 PM
also my cat keep kneading me like it expects me to produce milk.

My cat Jetta does that with pillows and couch cushions.

Spider-X
11-04-2005, 11:34 PM
introducting...the pain in my ass:

Monty

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_1321.jpg

ever since this picture...my printer makes a funky noise...friggen cat.

Spider-X
11-04-2005, 11:35 PM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_1092.jpg

Spider-X
11-04-2005, 11:35 PM
nawing on my g/f's phone:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_0937.jpg

Spider-X
11-04-2005, 11:36 PM
tearing up important papers:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_1122.jpg

then giving me attitude about it:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_1124.jpg

Spider-X
11-04-2005, 11:37 PM
yeah...he was a sweetheart...for like the first 2 days (terrible picture of me by the way :marv: ):

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_0729.jpg

Spider-X
11-04-2005, 11:38 PM
and finally....Monty just being Monty:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_1334.jpg

Spider-X
11-04-2005, 11:40 PM
there are more pics on the bottom of page 3 for anyone who cares....which should be everyone :mad:


:D

FlameHead
11-05-2005, 07:20 AM
Awesome pics Spider-X. I love that last one with Monty on the chair. He's a hoot!

SWAT
11-05-2005, 08:35 AM
My cat loves me, and I mean that in the sickest way possible...!

FlameHead
11-05-2005, 08:50 AM
That's just not right man.

The Amazing Lee
11-05-2005, 08:50 AM
i have 2 cats ...

both males and tend to fight one another whenever one gets to close to other

one is really wierd when it comes to what food they eat ...

his name is Rocky and he doesn't touch cat food :confused: ... he usually just eats whutever i eat ... chips, burgers, nachos with chili cheese, etc.

the other eats the cat food i put out ...

I had a cat called Rocky :D:up:
He was the best cat in the universe.

Sometimes he liked meow on the window and you'd hear him make a sound as if to say "Let me come in!"

Danalys
11-05-2005, 09:12 AM
My cat Jetta does that with pillows and couch cushions.

well i'll just say i'd rather my cat did that to pillows and cushions than me. they use their claws a bit while doing it.

SWAT
11-05-2005, 09:14 AM
That's just not right man.
Tell that to my cat! :(

Spider-X
11-05-2005, 01:44 PM
Awesome pics Spider-X. I love that last one with Monty on the chair. He's a hoot!
Thanks! but yeah..he's got attitude :o

Abaddon
11-05-2005, 02:20 PM
Here's a couple pics of my kitty, Scratch. She's the most awesome in the world.

This one here is from when she was a little kitten. Ain't we cute?

http://img60.echo.cx/img60/3824/sleepy4if.jpg

And this one is more recent, though she's still only about 9 months old. She's the best!





You look like my high school history teacher.:o


Oh,and I love cats but I've never owned one.:):(

sinewave
11-05-2005, 03:34 PM
well i'll just say i'd rather my cat did that to pillows and cushions than me. they use their claws a bit while doing it.

She's had her front claws removed so it's not as bad as it could be.

Hyper Venom
11-05-2005, 04:05 PM
I had this cat named Tom when I was younger. He was the most evil little bastard you'd ever meet. He would attack my dad and I at random times without provocation.

He had this weird habit, where he would walk toward the back door, which had a curtain over it. He would climb atop the couch, then leap toward the back door and grab onto the curtain in mid-air. Then he would just hang there for hours at a time.

ObakeTora
11-05-2005, 05:56 PM
Sometimes, I'll walk away from my cat, and all of a sudden he'll run up and tackle my leg. The cat is strong, I almost tripped, and Im a big guy. If that isn't weird, my cat always follows me in the bathroom, and always wants to watch his sister on the litterbox.

Lord Valumart
11-05-2005, 06:24 PM
OK, it's 0023 hours, i'm tired, i have an early drving leason tomorrow, my cat pukes on me:mad:

user123456789
11-05-2005, 06:44 PM
iOK, it's 0023 hours, i'm tired, i have an early drving leason tomorrow, my cat pukes on me:mad:


LMFAOOOOO

Lord Valumart
11-05-2005, 06:46 PM
i


LMFAOOOOO
shut up.

she's just went and puked on my bed while i was changing my PJ's, now i have to change my entire bloody bed...or move to the front room, either way it's alot of efort...floor it is!

Gimpy
11-05-2005, 06:54 PM
My cat Isis, my little one, sits on her hind legs on the table in the kitchen to look out the window, I swear she looks just like a Praire Dog, she also attacks our other cat Pumpkin, and oddly enough she will sit in front of the door, either to go outside or in front of the pantry waiting until some one walks by and then she starts to meow, and if we say he name they plobs down on the ground and starts rolling around on the floor. Stupid little one.

Jolie_Desastre
11-05-2005, 08:05 PM
my cat can be soo innocently cute sometimes. one day i was walking down the stairs and he walks up on the first step and he hides under the 2nd and looks up at me as if he is hiding.

sassycat
11-05-2005, 08:35 PM
My cat tabby is a total nutcase. Whenever someone whistles, she jumps up and tries to bite their neck. She also tried to suffocate me in my sleep by trying to sleep on my head. My dog is afraid of her because she keeps on *****slapping her. :(

comicgirl
11-05-2005, 08:55 PM
My cat tabby is a total nutcase. Whenever someone whistles, she jumps up and tries to bite their neck. She also tried to suffocate me in my sleep by trying to sleep on my head. My dog is afraid of her because she keeps on *****slapping her. :( :up:

Bat Attack
11-05-2005, 08:56 PM
I have a "Homedics" chair massage and my cat aways loves to sit on it when its on. It's so hiliarious when I turn it on when my cats is sleeping because he jumps up and attacks the chair.

FlameHead
11-06-2005, 08:14 AM
You look like my high school history teacher.:o


Oh,and I love cats but I've never owned one.:):(

I'm definatly not a teacher... and you should get a kitty. They're awesome pets.

I brought my kitty down to get her stitches out yesterday. She recently got "done" and now it's all over. Back to normal kitty.

Immortalfire
11-06-2005, 09:07 AM
My cat died last year, he was a good ole boy :(

Mr. Edward Hyde
11-06-2005, 10:54 AM
The whore that is unfortunately my mother let our Siamese run away while she was out of town from evacuating from hurricane rita. I was going to take him from her soon too. She was neglectful. He should have been with me safe on the farm. :(

ObakeTora
11-06-2005, 02:41 PM
awee if theres 1 thing that depresses me is kitty tragedies. My cat Susan disappeared on Halloween night. I had her for 13 years.

Bat Attack
11-06-2005, 03:15 PM
awee if theres 1 thing that depresses me is kitty tragedies. My cat Susan disappeared on Halloween night. I had her for 13 years.

That is so sad.:(

ObakeTora
11-06-2005, 08:39 PM
I remember the day she dissapeared. Shed go out at night and come home in the morning, yet when we moved to this stupid dips****g neighborhood where people drive all screwy, and have nothing better to do then torture innocent animals and kids, she dissapeared, GRRRRR!!! I get so pissed thinking about it. She probably ran a foul of some wet behind the ear little jerk trying to impress his satan worshipping friends. Well I have a new cat now, and I never let him out the house. But it's just not the same. I couldnt own or seee another cat for 3 years, yet mom came home with 2 kittens after I came home from Thailand. A sweet white kitten I named Maria or Typhoid Maria (because she always draws blood when she scratches you) and Lil' Joey, a big ol' opiniated chatty cat now. Btw

I really don't like cat haters.

FlameHead
11-07-2005, 07:39 AM
Me either but, I do love Cat Lovers.

FlameHead
11-18-2005, 10:50 AM
My cat is pretty weird by. When I get a shower, guarenteed when I open the door afterwords to leave, she is there waiting to get in. Then, she comes in and sits on the edge of the bathtub and just looks. At what, I don't know. Sometimes, she gets in the bathtub and sits for a while, lookin' at the tiles or something. I can't figure it out.

Also, she has this one toy that she absolutly loves. It's just a feathery thing with a bell on it. I don't know if it's because it was her first toy or not but, she carries it around the house with her. I never really seen a cat pick a toy up like that before and carry it around. It's hilarious. Plus, when we go to bed, I usually take her up there with me. Most times these days I forget to take her "sooky" (which is what I refer to the toy as) with me and she'll run downstairs, grab it and come back up to the bed. It's strange.

Best Cat Ever.

sinewave
11-18-2005, 11:22 AM
My cat is pretty weird by. When I get a shower, guarenteed when I open the door afterwords to leave, she is there waiting to get in. Then, she comes in and sits on the edge of the bathtub and just looks. At what, I don't know. Sometimes, she gets in the bathtub and sits for a while, lookin' at the tiles or something. I can't figure it out.

Also, she has this one toy that she absolutly loves. It's just a feathery thing with a bell on it. I don't know if it's because it was her first toy or not but, she carries it around the house with her. I never really seen a cat pick a toy up like that before and carry it around. It's hilarious. Plus, when we go to bed, I usually take her up there with me. Most times these days I forget to take her "sooky" (which is what I refer to the toy as) with me and she'll run downstairs, grab it and come back up to the bed. It's strange.

Best Cat Ever.

Yeah, my female cat used to carry around this toy fish on a fishing pole that we bought for her. She also used to carry around this little stuffed moose that was her first toy. It's pretty friggin' cute when they do that stuff, I gotta say.

Ultimate_Superman
11-18-2005, 11:33 AM
...http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=catwgun6ws9gf.gif

Abaddon
11-18-2005, 11:39 AM
i've always felt a rapport with cats.

Danalys
11-18-2005, 11:45 AM
awee if theres 1 thing that depresses me is kitty tragedies. My cat Susan disappeared on Halloween night. I had her for 13 years.

i feel bad now that i haven't thought of a cat i had in a while that died. now i remember how even tho his's equilibrium was messed up he was trying to be affectionate. he'd stand up and rub againt you then fall against you. that's the last i saw of him before he was put down. i think he had a kidney problem so he was basically being poisoned.

FlameHead
11-19-2005, 05:48 AM
That is so sad. Sorry to hear that.

Yeah, my female cat used to carry around this toy fish on a fishing pole that we bought for her. She also used to carry around this little stuffed moose that was her first toy. It's pretty friggin' cute when they do that stuff, I gotta say.

The toy fish on a fishing pole is exactly what my cat's sooky is. It's not really a fish though. It's like a little feathery thing... which probably looked like a fish at one point maybe. It's pretty torn up and stuff now. She loves it though.

S_H_F_4839
11-19-2005, 05:57 AM
My mom picked up a strange cat at the gas station once, and I was petting it, while I was sitting in my recliner, then out of the blue in rared back and buried its teeth into my wrist, I punched it with my other fist sent it flying into the wall on the opposite side of the room, ever since then I have hated cats, and I moved in with a couple friends and our favorite past time is sitting on the footon outside the apartment with BB guns in hand and watching for the neighbors cat who loves to climb in our vehicle and take craps, and we shoot it, we recently came across some poision tipped pellets, which fire quite well out of my Pellet pistol.

grey_jeanie
11-19-2005, 06:00 AM
I love cats but they just seem more unpredicatble than dogs even though I know a dog could hurt you more if it wanted to.

That last story is sick. Hurting cats in general is cruel but when you know it's someone elses pet who they love then that it just evil.

FlameHead
11-19-2005, 06:33 AM
My mom picked up a strange cat at the gas station once, and I was petting it, while I was sitting in my recliner, then out of the blue in rared back and buried its teeth into my wrist, I punched it with my other fist sent it flying into the wall on the opposite side of the room, ever since then I have hated cats, and I moved in with a couple friends and our favorite past time is sitting on the footon outside the apartment with BB guns in hand and watching for the neighbors cat who loves to climb in our vehicle and take craps, and we shoot it, we recently came across some poision tipped pellets, which fire quite well out of my Pellet pistol.

I realize you're only sayin' this to get a rise out of us cat lovers but, if it's true, you deserve to be shot with poison tipped pellets.

S_H_F_4839
11-19-2005, 06:58 AM
for the record I just stand out and watch, I haven't shot one myself yet, I have poor eyesight and can't hit them, I was disgusted by my roomates actions also, when I first moved in, but its the way he is and I would waste my time to try and change him he is three years older than me, and the only cruelty I have ever done was when the one bit me and I punched it, I have even beat my dog when it attacked a kitten, I am not a cruel man by nature but you take on characteristics of the people you are living with while you live with them, sorry I was not trying to get a rise just figured I would share a story with you all.

I realize the way I worded it was confusing but I am tired and going on little sleep, I don't have a bb gun, they use my pellet gun, but not anymore, I used up all my co2's the other day, when they brought in the poision tip pellets, so I doubt they will be able to use it unless they are going to buy some more because I dont plan to buy any in the near future.

The Geek Vault
11-19-2005, 07:04 AM
I had two cats then they both died and I got a new one. The first two were hobo and noodles. Noodles was bought and could get pretty pissed off. Hobo my dad found when she was a baby and we took her in she has eye cancer and had to get it removed so it only had one eye. Hobo would actually jump on Noodles back and ride her around. My new Cat Scamper runs away if you are new and try to touch her. She will also stand on two feet and leans against the door. Also just to add in when ur cat leaves something dead at the door like a chipmunk it is because they are trying to train you they consider you their children. They are trying to teach you how to hunt.

FlameHead
11-24-2005, 09:51 AM
I always thought they were trying to show you their worth so that you could be proud of them.

My cat is an indoor cat so she never leaves dead things at our door.

redmarvel
11-24-2005, 11:26 AM
We had a cat who figured out how to open the basement door. She'ld stick her paw under the door, pull it towards her and release and the door would open.

FlameHead
11-25-2005, 08:59 AM
That's awesome! Cats are smarter than most think. Most of the time they're just to lazy to humor us with their intelligence.

Abaddon
06-21-2006, 01:23 PM
I want a damn cat....or a puppy,but a well-trained one.:o

Equint77
06-21-2006, 01:27 PM
i love my cats

Spider-X
06-21-2006, 01:27 PM
just got a new cat Izzy:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_2848.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_2845.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_2833.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_2811.jpg

Spider-X
06-21-2006, 01:46 PM
less new cat Coco:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_2822.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_2817.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/IMG_2813.jpg

Abaddon
06-21-2006, 01:48 PM
damn that pussy's fat!

Equint77
06-21-2006, 01:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/equint77/rockybag.jpg

Spider-X
06-21-2006, 01:54 PM
damn that pussy's fat!

lol...i know...10.8 lbs...she was that fat when we got her...she's the weight of a healthy 1-2 year old.

Mrh7448
06-21-2006, 01:55 PM
I really, really want to attempt to toilet train my cat. That would be so awesome.:up:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg/150px-Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg

Not super hard to do, my friend did it. He just put the litterbox on the second toilet in their house until the cat got used to going up there, then lifted the seat and left the box and so on until you take it away and the cat just gets used to going in that spot.

Just make sure you leave the seat up or it could get messy.

The Female Torch
06-21-2006, 02:46 PM
This is my ktty Fruity :D
I think her looks are weird enouph :D
She is a Sphynx (hairless cat)
http://www.aaadiamondsphynx.com/sphynxkittens/sphynx%20kittens%20deva/sphynx%20kittens%20Deva_3wks%20D/sphynx%20kittens%20deva_3wkd1.jpg

Lazlo Panaflex
06-21-2006, 03:06 PM
Over the years I've had several cats

one cat use to lick his own feces,
one cat likes to drink the water of my goldfish tank
one cat likes to sit by the window
one cat likes to smell shoes

The Female Torch
06-23-2006, 11:57 AM
My kitty is still the cutest :D

Spider-X
06-23-2006, 12:00 PM
My kitty is still the cutest :D
...prove it :o

The Female Torch
06-23-2006, 12:31 PM
...prove it :o

http://www.aaadiamondsphynx.com/sphynxkittens/sphynx%20kittens%20deva/sphynx%20kittens%20Deva_3wks%20D/sphynx%20kittens%20deva_3wkd1.jpg
That's MY kitten :D

Hades
06-23-2006, 12:53 PM
First encounter I had with a cat was when I was maybe 4 or 5. I always had a habit of running away back then, So it was this really dark and cloudy night. I was running down the block and I see this huge cat. So I bend down to pet it and it jumps up at my face I closed my eyes and I remember only seeing black and red. Anyway, I ran home with blood pouring down my entire face. I remember my neighbours pouring water on my face to try and stop the bleeding I guess while my mom was screaming.