Make a confession....an honest one.

[VenomVsSpidey]

I confess I am so sick of my parent's s*** I am literally about to go crazy. No exaggerations here either.

[SpeterMan3]

I have a strange and unexpainable fascination and obsession with cheese. But really, who needs a reason?

[VenomVsSpidey]

I have a strange and unexpainable fascination and obsession with cheese. But really, who needs a reason?

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[SpeterMan3]

:lmao:

[VenomVsSpidey]

:lmao:

:hehe: :awesome:

[Lightning Strykez!]

I want the old lady living below me to either move or croak--whichever one is easier to clean up. :cmad:

[Cuyan]

Take up tap dancing!

[Lightning Strykez!]

Now there's a bloody good idea. Thanks! :hehe:

[VenomVsSpidey]

I have a super strange & unexplainable e-crush on boxxybabee

[Kevin]

I completely hated where the wild things are.

[Astrø]

I have a super strange & unexplainable e-crush on boxxybabee
Yeah Boxxy is number three on my list of most hot women alive.

[VenomVsSpidey]

Yeah Boxxy is number three on my list of most hot women alive.

Yes! :up:

[Manic]

I just completed by math test. The teacher told us to quietly study the next chapter until she's allowed to let us out, but... well, here I am.

[Astrø]

I just completed by math test. The teacher told us to quietly study the next chapter until she's allowed to let us out, but... well, here I am.
Nice. :up: Sound like one of the moves that I would make.

[POWdER-man]

Sometimes I wish I had an easy job where I go in, do what I need to and then when I leave I am done everything I need to be done. No worries about long term projects, excessive workloads, staying late or working weekends to complete work, tight deadlines, etc

I have also found myself reflecting back to when I was younger when things were simpler and I was more happier.

[Manic]

I have also found myself reflecting back to when I was younger when things were simpler and I was more happier.
You were either happier or more happy.

I confess that I'm sometimes wound way too tight when it comes to grammar. It's not structural things like sentence fragments, misused ellipses, or run-on sentences that get me. I'm guilty of a lot of those. It's bad wording. If you ever hear me speak in person, I'm actually one of those people who repeats my sentences if I notice I've worded it wrong.

"What did you do that for? No-- Why did you do that?"

[Anubis]

I b***h slapped a guy for correcting my grammar once.

[Ace of Knaves]

hehe I'm one of those people who if someone tried to correct my grammar, i'd purposely start using even worse grammar just to piss them off.

[Hound55]

I b***h slapped a guy for correcting my grammar once.
Yes sirree, if you're going to correct Anubis' grand-mother you'd better be packing heat...

[[A]]

I hate shaving in the morning..

[Ace of Knaves]

I hate shaving full stop. I'm seriously considering growing a beard and putting it into dread locks.

[[A]]

..and then you'll post pics of it -- but you'll end up posting the same old pic you posted like 5 times already :oldrazz:

[Ace of Knaves]

:funny: Precisely! I really need to get a digi camera, or get the camera on my phone fixed.

[Ahura Mazda]

I sometimes wish that I could pick up everything and leave and go live someplace warmer, making a new life for myself. Basically, abondoning my whole life here. They are thoughts that cross my mind but it is not realistic to think I ever will.

[VenomVsSpidey]

I hate shaving full stop. I'm seriously considering growing a beard and putting it into dread locks.


Same :hehe:

I hate when I shave and the s*** comes back like, 2 days later :cmad:

[LouFerignoDemon]

I need to really invest in a camera. :o

[Astrø]

I love techno music and Boxxy so much that I made a song, about Boxxy...that is techno/rave. :(

[Ion Kenshin]

I feel lost and upset and agitated.

[VenomVsSpidey]

I love techno music and Boxxy so much that I made a song, about Boxxy...that is techno/rave. :(

I haven't done that, but that's legit :up:


I confess that I prefer the SNES/Genesis over any of the new games.

[Ion Kenshin]

I haven't done that, but that's legit :up:


I confess that I prefer the SNES/Genesis over any of the new games.
Haha I just plugged in mine and to my surprise it worked. You cant beat old school systems. This thing has a whole in it and something rattling around inside and it still came on. Had to blow on the games and everything. Ohhhhh the memories.

[VenomVsSpidey]

Haha I just plugged in mine and to my surprise it worked. You cant beat old school systems. This thing has a whole in it and something rattling around inside and it still came on. Had to blow on the games and everything. Ohhhhh the memories.

:hehe::hehe:

I have to use the 32x for my genesis to work :awesome:

love these games. nowadays all the games are too easy. lame. I still haven't beaten half of my nes games:cmad:

[E-Man]

I have been spamming my friends on Facebook with this catchy ass song all day.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/kenya/

[Schlosser85]

I skipped my second class today to go see Avatar for about the billionth time (billionth time seeing Avatar, not the billionth time I've skipped class).

[Astrø]

I haven't done that, but that's legit :up:


I confess that I prefer the SNES/Genesis over any of the new games.
Check it out:

sYRvITYMJW4

My Youtube is PublicReject in case you wanted to see any more of my stuff.

[VenomVsSpidey]

Check it out:

sYRvITYMJW4

My Youtube is PublicReject in case you wanted to see any more of my stuff.

nice! I liked how it would like, fade-in/out at the same time :word:

one day, the queen shall return!

[VenomVsSpidey]

Check it out:

sYRvITYMJW4

My Youtube is PublicReject in case you wanted to see any more of my stuff.

nice! I liked how it would like, fade-in/out at the same time :word:

one day, the queen shall return!

[Bruce Banner]

I've been practicing my british accent so much today that I can't really shake it.

[redmarvel]

I confess I'd rather participate in the action than be the one taking pictures of it.

[Go Web Go!]

I confess that I prefer the SNES/Genesis over any of the new games.

No shame there. I'm on that bus 100%.

[VenomVsSpidey]

No shame there. I'm on that bus 100%.

WIN. :up: X 1,000,000,000

[Astrø]

I confess that I think Saints should not be in the Superbowl after what they did to Farve. Low hits and such, they are already getting fined for it.

[VenomVsSpidey]

I b***h slapped a guy for correcting my grammar once.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1299/grammartime.gif

[redmarvel]

I confess when given the choice between going to see Avatar or going Karaoke singing, I picked Karaoke singing.

[SuperFerret]

Good choice.

[Manic]

Well, one is just an echo of something we've all heard 1,000 times before.

The other is karaoke singing.

[Cuyan]

http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/system/images/thumbs/articles/2009_02_25/andy_richter_conan_300x373.jpg

[SuperFerret]

:huh:

What? You're Andy Richter? You like him? You had sex with him?

[Anubis]

Who hasn't had sex with Andy Richter? He's a dashing man. :o

[Manic]

But you can only have sex with him a few times before it gets canceled-- no matter how good it is.

[Anubis]

Ain't it the truth.....Ain't....it....the....tru :o

[Cuyan]

There should be an over-your-heads smiley. :csad:

[Astrø]

I really hated the Super Bowl this year, even the commercials kind of sucked.

[ComicChick]

i'm a bad driver :(

[DarkReflections]

Oh, come on CC Im sure your a great driver.

[Manic]

I don't know. She is a woman.

[LouFerignoDemon]

I -am- a questionable driver.

[DarkReflections]

I -am- a questionable driver.

I can definately believe that. :oldrazz::hehe:

[LouFerignoDemon]

The speeding tickets don't lie. lol

[ComicChick]

i ran a red light tonight, but i was already turning when it turned red

[LouFerignoDemon]

I've adapted a very "New Mexico" style of driving.

Red lights are suggestions.

[ComicChick]

Oh, come one CC Im sure your a great driver.

I don't know. She is a woman.

i'm inexperienced, that's why i'm bad. but i'll get better the more i drive

[Alexia Dark]

I can't drive, and have no intention of ever doing so.

[Manic]

At this point, I think we need to find a woman on the Hype who's a decent driver. I know stereotypes usually have a smidge of truth to them in some cases, but this is getting crazy.

[C.F. Kane]

I can go for many, many days without any human contact.

[Lightning Strykez!]

I enjoy another type of driving. :hehe:

[Manic]

I enjoy another type of driving. :hehe:

Golf? :awesome:

[Cuyan]

I enjoy rolling. :o

[SuperFerret]

Nobody enjoys golf. They just choose to endure it.

[Manic]

Nobody enjoys golf. They just choose to endure it.
Exception: Miniature Golf.

[terry78]

I can't drive, and have no intention of ever doing so.

What do you do when you need to go around the corner? :o

[ComicChick]

i downloaded all the episodes of Jem and the Holograms yesterday

[LouFerignoDemon]

I can't drive, and have no intention of ever doing so.


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Driving is one of the great joys in life!

[Cuyan]

i downloaded all the episodes of Jem and the Holograms yesterday
Outrageous.

[ComicChick]

truly truly outrageous

[Cuyan]

:highfive:

[ComicChick]

W

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Driving is one of the great joys in life!

i just got my license this year lol

[Manic]

W

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Driving is one of the great joys in life!

She might be better off not driving, depending on where she lives. For example, if she's from New York, there's no point in learning to drive. Just take the bus and subway for long distances across the city, and walk (quickly) everywhere else.

[Lightning Strykez!]

I am addicted to Electra Woman and Dyna-Girl. :csad:

[KangConquers]

Through two serious relationships (including one that's been going on now for 18 months), and several one night stands, I still can't shake the girl who broke my heart in high school. This is even more pathetic when you consider I'm almost 26 years old.

[[A]]

Yikes.

[Bnightwing]

I saw a cat today in the road, I didn't swerve around it, I tired to hit it..

[Go Web Go!]

I hate most people for no good reason.

[KangConquers]

;18046234']Yikes.

I barely even know her either. But whenever I see her at the mall or at a bar I almost lose my lunch in the Stan/ Wendy South Park way.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Nirvanaramajon/Hot/12641_1280403487832_1162389206_3090.jpg

she posted this picture on her facebook the other day and I literally shook for an hour and my stomach turned inside out. (She's the blonde.)

[Colossal Spoons]

Want me to make her go away?

[KangConquers]

Want me to make her go away?

I wish you had one of those Men in Black things were you could zap her out of my mind.

I love my girlfriend to death, but every 2-3 months I have a week where all I can think about is Katy. She's like Herpes. I wish I had Spray or Cream or something for her.

[Colossal Spoons]

I'll flashy-thing the hell out of that chick haha

[KangConquers]

I'll flashy-thing the hell out of that chick haha

I'd like it if she'd flashy me...but I digress.

[Astrø]

I feel like I suck at life right now, but that makes me feel kind of like a hypocrite because I really think emos are stupid, and yet I'm acting like one, plus I kind of dig some of the music. :(

[Kane52630]

I feel like I suck at life right now, but that makes me feel kind of like a hypocrite because I really think emos are stupid, and yet I'm acting like one, plus I kind of dig some of the music. :(

then i guess you are a Peter Parker emo

http://i33.tinypic.com/2lasev5.jpg

:hehe::oldrazz:

[redmarvel]

i just got my license this year lol

I'm going for my "highway exit test' (full G) license next month.

[Manic]

I have an essay due for my English class. Rather than type up a new one, I'm considering recycling an older essay I wrote for another class. I feel conflicted, yet I don't see why I wouldn't get away with it.

[Cuyan]

I am all for that, it's only cheating if you get caught.

[Manic]

Nevermind. This new essay requires a higher word count than the older one. It's moot. I'll just write more stuff into the older essay. Conscience clear.

[ComicChick]

i procrastinate too much

[-Arya-]

I skipped my gym time today due to the weather. Im not happy.

[Anubis]

i procrastinate too much

I procrasturbate too much.

[The Original Bamfer]

I procrasturbate too much.

Blue balls?

[Anubis]

Other way around really, but in the end, your balls do ache. It's like, you have something that you really need to do, and instead of doing it, you just go and masturbate instead.

[The Original Bamfer]

Oh, well, you can understand how I mistook the word. A great word, at that.

[Manic]

Other way around really, but in the end, your balls do ache. It's like, you have something that you really need to do, and instead of doing it, you just go and masturbate instead.

co_DNpTMKXk

[<(o_o)>]

Through two serious relationships (including one that's been going on now for 18 months), and several one night stands, I still can't shake the girl who broke my heart in high school. This is even more pathetic when you consider I'm almost 26 years old.

Did you ever go out with her or at least get to bang her or did she just reject you from the beginning & never got to have an actual relationship with her? Pining over a lost love can be difficult at times but at least you aren't stalking her at the moment are you?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2211085/Pining-for-lost-love-can-be-physically-addictive.html

Pining for lost love can be physically addictive
It may be hard to recover after grieving for a loved one because the human brain becomes addicted to pining, neurologists have discovered.

By Keith Perry
Published: 12:39PM BST 28 Jun 2008

Scientists say pining for lost love can turn into a physically addictive pleasure and have dubbed the condition the "Miss Havisham effect" after the jilted bride in the Charles Dickens' novel, Great Expectations.

While it is natural to feel devastated when a loved ones leaves or dies, many people never manage to move on from their grief and feel it over and over again for years.

Long term grief activates neurons in the brain's reward centres which may prompt an addiction-like response.

The report, in NeuroImage, compared the brains of 23 women who had lost sisters or mothers through cancer: 12 had gone through the normal grieving process normally while 11 had got stuck, feeling "complicated grief".

They were shown pictures of their lost relation while their brains were scanned. Both groups showed activation in the pain regions of their brains but only those stuck in grief had raised activity in the nucleus accumbens, which plays a part in both reward and forming social attachment.

Mary-Frances O'Connor, the lead researcher, says that this reward system helps to keep our bonds strong with current lovers or living loved ones.

"Those who adapt to their loss stop getting this reward. But those who don't adapt continue to crave it because each time they see a cue, they still get that neural reward."

She hopes that the research may lead to the development of better therapies for "stuck grief".

[Astrø]

then i guess you are a Peter Parker emo

http://i33.tinypic.com/2lasev5.jpg

:hehe::oldrazz:
I guess it does. :doh:

[Aesop Rocks]

Confession: I've come to realize that I cannot talk to a girl, one-on-one in real life. I tremble and get nervous, my speed increases and I can't follow through with a decent conversation. Even if it's only small talk.

But, on Skype, on webcam and voice chat, I'm totally fine. I can be a good person to talk to.

The **** is wrong with me?

[Astrø]

^Your a hopeless romantic, embrace it. ;)

I like to think I'm cool for playing Pokemon...even though that is not true.

[Bnightwing]

i procrastinate too much


Well, my friend did tell me that procrastination is like masturbation, in the end your just screwing yourself.

[Ion Kenshin]

Confession: I've come to realize that I cannot talk to a girl, one-on-one in real life. I tremble and get nervous, my speed increases and I can't follow through with a decent conversation. Even if it's only small talk.

But, on Skype, on webcam and voice chat, I'm totally fine. I can be a good person to talk to.

The **** is wrong with me?
im quite the same.

[Astrø]

Well, my friend did tell me that procrastination is like masturbation, in the end your just screwing yourself.
Ermmm....why? Why was this said? :confused:

[Manic]

I used to watch She Spies on TV every Saturday night. I own the first season on DVD.

[Ion Kenshin]

OMG She Spies.....have not seen that in ages.

[Alexia Dark]

I am incredibly lazy. I have been putting off taking dance classes due to worries about my limitations due to my back problem, and have been putting off physiotherapy to deal with said issue because of lack of funds.

[Ion Kenshin]

My roommate let me give him a foot rub the other day and I could not have been happier about it.

[Ion Kenshin]

double confession

[Colossal Spoons]

I used to watch She Spies on TV every Saturday night. I own the first season on DVD.

Psh, I think I've seen every episode of V.I.P. and Pacific Blue :o

[Manic]

Psh, I think I've seen every episode of V.I.P. and Pacific Blue :o
God, I had such a crush on Natalie Raitano.

[Colossal Spoons]

Me F'n too man!

[Astrø]

I make Runescape music. Yeah...I think there is nuff' said there. :facepalm: I think I'm going to be always single. :o

[TheFuture]

I think Justin Timberlake's What Goes Around is one of the best songs ever, just for the last minute or so alone.

[Go Web Go!]

I anonymously messaged a girl's ex-bf as they were attempting to reconcile a 2 year relationship to let him know that she had sex with one of her classmates while they were separated. I was the classmate.

[Alexia Dark]

My self-esteem has just about hit rock-bottom. And being as I am actually an incredibly shallow person, this makes it even worse. Considering the industry I aspire to, it is absolutely horrible

[the a1ant]

I used to watch She Spies on TV every Saturday night. I own the first season on DVD.

I loved that show. :awesome:

Psh, I think I've seen every episode of V.I.P. and Pacific Blue :o

I used to watch V.I.P. all the time. Cheesy good fun.

There was some other show I used to watch with three females and I think they traveled back in time or something? It was at the same level as VIP and She Spies.

[Alexia Dark]

Cleopatra 2525? That took place in the future.

[Manic]

I used to watch Cleopatra 2525, too. Came on back to back with Jack of All Trades.

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I LOVE big girls! Like a lot!!:o

[Sam Fisher]

When I put up a DVD for sale on Ebay, I accidently put $1,800,00 into the price box.

[ComicChick]

haha wow what movie was it?

[ComicChick]

Psh, I think I've seen every episode of V.I.P. and Pacific Blue :o

i used to watch V.I.P. haha

[Ipodman]

Not really a very serious confession...

but when i went into the first Transformers movie, i thought the robots transformed into animals.

[Cuyan]

I saw both Avatar (3D) and The Wolfman this weekend and it made me miss the days when films used to be good.

[Marx]

I confess that I still have not seen Avatar.

[Go Web Go!]

Neither have I, nor do I have any interest in doing so...at all.

[Manic]

I haven't seen Avatar either. Not because I don't want to, but because I only ever get to the movies about once every year or so. I only go during matinees for the price, and weekdays because it's less crowded. I'm either too busy or too broke.

[AndThePickles]

I confess that I still have not seen Avatar.

Neither have I, nor do I have any interest in doing so...at all.


Same.


My grandma turned 87 today. She is still incredibly healthy for her age, but her turning 87 upsets me because I don't want her to die :csad:

[Cuyan]

What about when she turns 88?

[Ipodman]

I should be studying for exams, but im having my friends over to watch Star Trek...

[AndThePickles]

What about when she turns 88?

Har

[Ipodman]

No no.... i gotta not waste my time anymore

[Colossal Spoons]

Same.


My grandma turned 87 today. She is still incredibly healthy for her age, but her turning 87 upsets me because I don't want her to die :csad:

Must be that day for both of us. Grandpa Spoons Sr. Sr. is in the height of his dementia. Mom's at home cryin right the F now. I was like "IIIIIIIII gotta go to work" and hit the road.

[Cuyan]

Har
I'm not making light of your feeling about your grandmother. I'm just saying if you're all bummed out about her being 87 and then she turn's 88, you'll have all that time spent worrying when you could have been enjoying her being around for that year.

I don't have any more grandmothers left, trust me, you'll get plenty of time to be bummed when they aren't around anymore.

[AndThePickles]

Must be that day for both of us. Grandpa Spoons Sr. Sr. is in the height of his dementia. Mom's at home cryin right the F now. I was like "IIIIIIIII gotta go to work" and hit the road.

Aw no, babes :csad: I can't wait to bring you your cell phone charger so I can talk on the phone to you when a crisis like that happens. I'd call your mom, but I have a feeling she's not up for a phone convo :csad:

I'm not making light of your feeling about your grandmother. I'm just saying if you're all bummed out about her being 87 and then she turn's 88, you'll have all that time spent worrying when you could have been enjoying her being around for that year.

I don't have any more grandmothers left, trust me, you'll get plenty of time to be bummed when they aren't around anymore.

I can't help but be worried about her. I don't sit around letting it ruin my relationship with her, but a birthday really emphasizes the fact that she's yet another year older.

[ComicChick]

Same.


My grandma turned 87 today. She is still incredibly healthy for her age, but her turning 87 upsets me because I don't want her to die :csad:

mine's 84 and she' just recently started to have a lot of problems. she needs a knee replacement because mri's showed its just bone on bone and she's in a lot of pain. she fell recently and may have a fractured hip too

she's honestly my favorite person in the whole wide world and i don't know what i'd do without her, and i think about it a lot.

[Cuyan]

Birthdays are just bummers all the way around.

[AndThePickles]

mine's 84 and she' just recently started to have a lot of problems. she needs a knee replacement because mri's showed its just bone on bone and she's in a lot of pain. she fell recently and may have a fractured hip too

she's honestly my favorite person in the whole wide world and i don't know what i'd do without her, and i think about it a lot.

That's a shame :csad::csad: Do you think she may have to become permanently wheelchair-bound?

Mine concerns me because she really hasn't had a lot of problems, so I can't help but wonder if it's just a "ticking time bomb" situation. She INSISTS on still living by herself and getting around by herself. She told me on the phone today that she'd been out shoveling snow earlier this week :dry: My dad lives really close by and checks on her every day, but he can't prevent her from being stubborn and trying to do everything by herself. She also looks about 20 years younger than she is, so I think that makes it harder to accept that she's really so old.

[SuperFerret]

I confess that I've never been all that close to my extended family, though I can't say that it's entirely my fault.

[Anubis]

My father may not last the year.

[terry78]

Nothing like a confession thread to drop the morale. :csad:

[ComicChick]

That's a shame :csad::csad: Do you think she may have to become permanently wheelchair-bound?

Mine concerns me because she really hasn't had a lot of problems, so I can't help but wonder if it's just a "ticking time bomb" situation. She INSISTS on still living by herself and getting around by herself. She told me on the phone today that she'd been out shoveling snow earlier this week :dry: My dad lives really close by and checks on her every day, but he can't prevent her from being stubborn and trying to do everything by herself. She also looks about 20 years younger than she is, so I think that makes it harder to accept that she's really so old.

i dont think she'll become wheelchair bound, nor does she. she's honestly as fit as someone 20 yrs younger than her. she's having the knee done and then going into rehab/physical therapy for a month.
the only thing she's really nervous about is going under, but i'm optimistic she'll be ok. she's just worried because of her age.

she's also worried about my grandfather, but i told her we'll keep an eye on him. he's 91, and he still cuts his own grass, golfs on occassion, etc. they're both very independent, so he doesn't want to come stay with anyone, he wants to stay at his house. he built it after all. so i don't mind stopping by and visiting him after work or when i'm off, or even staying over a night or two, nor does my dad or anyone else.

[Lasirius]

OK I have to admit it. I've been dating a guy for over a month now and I've felt the most comfortable I've ever felt with someone. Now, he has been acting all weird as if he's not interested anymore. Not returning calls, always saying he's busy and such. I've been feeling very, very blue recently because of this I really don't know how to react.
This is the first time I've been dating a guy, but naturally I think I should treat this like "normal" dating. However, he already has ruffled up some feathers. My last relationship didn't end well so I've spend the last 3 years enjoying being by myself, wanting to be alone really..but now, I'm tired of being lonely :csad:

[Anubis]

....I hate to say it, but he's probably cheating on you.

[Colossal Spoons]

My father may not last the year.

That freakin sucks

[Anubis]

Yeah, his emphysema is just getting worse and worse. Can hardly take two steps without having to have a seat, and that's with Oxygen. Plus he refuses to go to the damn doctor. He's got a nasty cold and he's been coughing up all kinds of s**t. Me and my mom had to damn near tie him up and force him to go the other day. Things just don't look good.

[Lasirius]

....I hate to say it, but he's probably cheating on you.

Don't know, could be. I don't want to jump to those conclusions just yet.

I'm sorry to hear about your father, hope he decides to pay a visit to the doctor eventually.

[AndThePickles]

That's a shame, Anubis. Conditions like that require constant care, so his stubbornness about the doctor sucks :csad:

[Cuyan]

I lost a buddy to a heart attack because he was too stubborn to go to the doctor.

[Lightning Strykez!]

Yesterday was Valentines. AND I GOT NO NOOKIE...from anyone...anywhere!!!!!!!! :cmad:

Jason is out of town on business. All we did was talk on the phone. Not the same. :csad:

[LouFerignoDemon]

That sucks, Strykez.

If it makes you feel any better, I was strongarmed into hanging out with coworkers when they found out I wasn't doing anything yesterday.


However, I think I'm secretly plotting to kill myself. Saturday, I screwed up contact plating, almost burning myself, and today, I left an enormous amount of electricity on while I was fiddling with wires (it was sheer luck all I never touched the exposed pieces like I normally do from time to time). Two mistakes I -never- make, before now. :(

I don't know why I'm out to get me. x.x

[Manic]

I thought you were looking at yourself kinda shiftily...

[ComicChick]

maybe its cuz you've been ill lately MG

or not getting enough rest you insomniac lol
like i can talk, i have to be at work at 4am and i'm still up

[LouFerignoDemon]

I caught myself looking at myself out of the corner of my eye in the mirror. I totally had, "Gonna cut you" eyes going. :(

lol I'm actually feeling better now, and got like seven hours of sleep last night, I was just blown away I was able to do it. x.x

[Lightning Strykez!]

However, I think I'm secretly plotting to kill myself. Saturday, I screwed up contact plating, almost burning myself, and today, I left an enormous amount of electricity on while I was fiddling with wires (it was sheer luck all I never touched the exposed pieces like I normally do from time to time). Two mistakes I -never- make, before now.

I don't know why I'm out to get me. x.x

Tell you what: You and I will go out on a date. Afterwards, I'll give you something else you can put the "hurting" on. :hehe:

[LouFerignoDemon]

LOL!!!!

I do like hitting raccoons with bats. o.o


j/k That'd be sheer awesome. But then Jason might lay the beatdown on me. >.<

[The Navigator]

LOL!!!!

I do like hitting raccoons with bats. o.o


I almost took an axe to a squirrel once...but then I saw he only had one eye and decided against it. Seemed unsporting.

[Lightning Strykez!]

That'd be sheer awesome. But then Jason might lay the beatdown on me. >.<

What happens overseas stays overseas. :up:

Now come get my ass from the airport! :oldrazz:

[Aesop Rocks]

In the past few nights, my sisters shed has been getting broken in and used. We know who it is, it's the neighbor that was just released from prison (for the 3rd time) so he can cook his cocaine in OUR shed. Well, my sister's abusive ******* boyfriend finally did some good and went out to the shed with a shotgun and scared the bastard silly.

[E-Man]

Damn Aesop. That's a crazy and cool story.

[LouFerignoDemon]

What happens overseas stays overseas. :up:

Now come get my ass from the airport! :oldrazz:
lol I'm in New Mexico. :oldrazz: Which is, for whatever reason, regarded as a whole other country to a bunch of other states.
In the past few nights, my sisters shed has been getting broken in and used. We know who it is, it's the neighbor that was just released from prison (for the 3rd time) so he can cook his cocaine in OUR shed. Well, my sister's abusive ******* boyfriend finally did some good and went out to the shed with a shotgun and scared the bastard silly.
The guy doesn't just do it in the back of his car?

Or am I thinking meth?

[Aesop Rocks]

I have no idea, why don't you ask him yourself? :oldrazz:

[VenomVsSpidey]

I do not think Maggie gylenhall is ugly. She's not OMFG SUPERHAWT!!1111 but she's not ugly.

[Manic]

Maggie Gyllenhaal's looks are unconventional. Like, if she didn't make an effort, she'd be ugly. But because she does make an effort, she's pretty in a non-typical sorta way.

[Aesop Rocks]

I do not think Maggie gylenhall is ugly. She's not OMFG SUPERHAWT!!1111 but she's not ugly.

I agree. HOW people can think she looks like a basset hound is just beyond me.

http://i47.tinypic.com/33k390w.jpg

[DarkReflections]

I don't get why people think that either. I honestly think that Maggie is quite attractive.

[VenomVsSpidey]

Maggie Gyllenhaal's looks are unconventional. Like, if she didn't make an effort, she'd be ugly. But because she does make an effort, she's pretty in a non-typical sorta way.

Agreed.:word:

[Lasirius]

I've had a crush on her ever since I saw her in Donnie Darko :o

[Lightning Strykez!]

lol I'm in New Mexico. :oldrazz: Which is, for whatever reason, regarded as a whole other country to a bunch of other states.


Really? I thought you lived abroad? :csad:

Okay, well then nevermind. There's no chance of me cheating with you on my dude IN the damn U.S. He's like...in bed with the FBI you know. :dry:

[LouFerignoDemon]

lol I'm from overseas.

Also, FBI knows what I'm capable of. :o

And apparently still felt I'm good enough to work for the US gov. o.o

[Lightning Strykez!]

lol I'm from overseas.

Also, FBI knows what I'm capable of. :o

And apparently still felt I'm good enough to work for the US gov. o.o

Well, if you work for the U.S. Government you and Jason kinda cancel eachother out so...let's do this! :hehe:

[DarkReflections]

Speaking of which I have to confess I might be on the FBI's top ten wanted list. I kinda was looking around an alien/conspiricy site yesterday and my computer was acting weird so I had to shut it off manually. It turned back on okay, but still something didn't feel right...

[VenomVsSpidey]

Speaking of which I have to confess I might be on the FBI's top ten wanted list. I kinda was looking around an alien/conspiricy site yesterday and my computer was acting weird so I had to shut it off manually. It turned back on okay, but still something didn't feel right...

:hehe::awesome:


I went out and bought the new street fighter movie, because of my love for Kristen Kreuk, and Elizaveta Kiryukhina, along with chris klien's..."acting"....


:o

[Sam Fisher]

haha wow what movie was it?
Supernatural Season 3:hehe:

[LouFerignoDemon]

Well, if you work for the U.S. Government you and Jason kinda cancel eachother out so...let's do this! :hehe:


I'm pumped! Let's go! :cmad:

(Two people fighting over LS, he must be in heaven. lol)

[E-Man]

I no longer talk to my sister. It's been a long time brewing, but I cannot deal with her selfish attitude anymore. I really don't imagine myself talking to her again unless she makes a major change, or if something really bad happens to where she needs me. I've always been there for her, but she's so damn ungrateful and inconsiderate that she'll sink or swim without me now.

[CrashNburn]

I think Maggie Gyllenhaal is a handsome dude.

[SuperFerret]

I unfortunately do kinda agree with Sarah Palin about the whole Family Guy making fun of her son being insensitive. It's not funny when you call retarded people retarded, it's only funny when you call someone who's not retarded retarded. HOWEVER, the whole "Shouldn’t we be willing to say that some things just are not funny?" thing that her daughter said, my answer is no. Everything is and can be funny, and the ability to find such things funny is a sign of a healthy sense of humor.

[ComicChick]

i confess that i am nowhere near as dedicated with my schooling this semester as i should be

i also confess that i'm mega pissed that my water bill was almost 500 bucks this month because of a water leak and the dude is taking his sweet time to come fix it. he should've been here at least a week and a half ago

[Anubis]

So dead babys are funny? I don't know. Maybe if you put a clown nose on it. :o

[LouFerignoDemon]

i confess that i am nowhere near as dedicated with my schooling this semester as i should be

i also confess that i'm mega pissed that my water bill was almost 500 bucks this month because of a water leak and the dude is taking his sweet time to come fix it. he should've been here at least a week and a half ago


You should contact the water company, and tell them the leak and bill were caused by someone who prolonged the repairing process.

Unless it's an independent company. Then tell them you're paying an outrageous bill for their prolonging of a problem. Still tell the water company though, they might work with you.

[SuperFerret]

They can be. I know some funny jokes about it. It all comes down to context though. It's inappropriate to tell holocaust jokes around Jews, dead baby jokes around people who've lost children, etc. It's about respecting someone's wish to not hear such jokes, but it doesn't make the jokes themselves bad.

[Anubis]

And somebody said Family Guy was losing it's edge. :o

Also, I really like the Cleveland show. Who knew a spin-off starring effin' Cleveland would be so good?

[ComicChick]

You should contact the water company, and tell them the leak and bill were caused by someone who prolonged the repairing process.

Unless it's an independent company. Then tell them you're paying an outrageous bill for their prolonging of a problem. Still tell the water company though, they might work with you.

i might try that. our water complany is a jerk though

[LouFerignoDemon]

Cause it almost sounds like there's a legal case here, to be honest.

[ComicChick]

the guy fixing the leak has come by, something broke in the toilet and he replaced it with one, but it doesn't fit into our system. i dont speak plumber so i dont know the exact wording but the gist is, it doesn't fit and its still leaking. he's been paid so he better get over here by the end of the week or i'm personally asking for a refund

[Cuyan]

Depending on a phone call tomorrow, I may just up and quit my awful job. :awesome::up:

[The Navigator]

What do you do?

[Gilpesh]

Also, I really like the Cleveland show. Who knew a spin-off starring effin' Cleveland would be so good?
You are not alone. To steal a phrase from the Face of Boe.

[Cuyan]

What do you do?
I kill Tusken Raiders.

[-Arya-]

Sarah Palin is a moron.

[The Navigator]

I kill Tusken Raiders.

Bulls**t. Nobody calls to quit their job of killing Tusken Raiders, they die at the end of a Gaffi stick, as their poorly edited adversary "hrnh hrnh hrnh"s them to death.

[Cuyan]

Bulls**t. Nobody calls to quit their job of killing Tusken Raiders, they die at the end of a Gaffi stick, as their poorly edited adversary "hrnh hrnh hrnh"s them to death.
I act as part of a splinter group that has infiltrated their camp to assassinate key targets from within. My next mission looks might it might call for the untimely end of many of this clan's younglings. I have scruples.

[Marx]

Sarah Palin is a moron.

I think that's more of a statement...than a confession. :oldrazz:

[Cuyan]

Maybe Ayra is Sarah Palin speaking in the third person.

[The Original Bamfer]

That would be a surprising twist!

[ComicChick]

palin sure sounds different on skype than cnn then

[The Original Bamfer]

Palin's good at masking her voice, don'tchaknow?

[Cuyan]

Though, Sarah Palin doesn't strike me as the type of person who is "aware" of the internet.

[The Original Bamfer]

Yeah, do they even have computers in Alaska? I mean, I don't think they can be made from moose... :huh:

[LouFerignoDemon]

You'd be surprised what you can do with moose. o.o

[Marx]

:funny:

[Erzengel]

I read synopsis of movies I'm not really interested in on wikipedia so I don't have to ever watch it.

[ComicChick]

ive done that with books

[CrashNburn]

You'd be surprised what you can do with moose. o.o

Gross!...leave your fantasies at the door! :hehe:

[Marx]

I've eaten deer and squirrel.

...and wasn't told until after the fact.

[CrashNburn]

I've been curious what venison tastes like.

[-Arya-]

I think that's more of a statement...than a confession. :oldrazz:
I know :o
Maybe Ayra is Sarah Palin speaking in the third person.
****, my identity has been revealed. :cmad:

[Cuyan]

Got her!

[CrashNburn]

i thought you sounded alot like Palin on skype!

[Manic]

My biggest vice is gummi bears. I went about a year without eating any of them. I got a bag a couple of weeks ago for old time's sake, and I relapsed big time. I've had a little bag of gummi bears almost every day since.

[Anubis]

Pfft, Gummi bears are nothing. That's like going to rehab for a weed addiction. Gummi worms however is like black tar heroin.

[Gilpesh]

My new ringtone is from that Geico commercial.

[Aesop Rocks]

****, my identity has been revealed. :cmad:

Talk about that deep voice for a chick.

[Aesop Rocks]

Oh and, I confess I fall in love way too easily. Hahaha.

[Lightning Strykez!]

Tonight, my significant other is coming home from an out-of-state assignment--and he's arriving a couple of days earlier than expected.

And I confess that I'm happy as hell over it. Giddy as f*** actually. :up:

[LouFerignoDemon]

Keep it in your pants. :o

[Anubis]

Then put it in his......yeah, that works.

[Manic]

Sometimes when I'm driving my car, I roll the windows down, turn up the volume, and sing along to old songs by the Rolling Stones, Queen, and Elton John.

[Anubis]

We can still hear you you know.

[VenomVsSpidey]

I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady

[Lightning Strykez!]

Keep it in your pants. :o

I will not.

In fact, I'm answering the door with nothing more than a skull cap and wife-beater on. :o

Okay, I might put on some socks...it's cold as f*** in here.

[Manic]

I will not.

In fact, I'm answering the door with nothing more than a skull cap and wife-beater on. :o

Okay, I might put on some socks...it's cold as f*** in here.

I see you've never heard of the Sock Gap.

"Get them off right after your shoes and before your trousers. That's the Sock Gap. Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks."

[ComicChick]

I will not.

In fact, I'm answering the door with nothing more than a skull cap and wife-beater on. :o

Okay, I might put on some socks...it's cold as f*** in here.

better make sure it aint that lil old lady neighbor lol

[Anubis]

I see you've never heard of the Sock Gap.

"Get them off right after your shoes and before your trousers. That's the Sock Gap. Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks."

However, footies are acceptable.

[Marx]

better make sure it aint that lil old lady neighbor lol

...that would be hilarious! :funny:

[Lightning Strykez!]

I see you've never heard of the Sock Gap.

"Get them off right after your shoes and before your trousers. That's the Sock Gap. Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks."

Never heard of that. Hmmm.


better make sure it aint that lil old lady neighbor lol

LOL Poor thing is gonna have a heart attack from what she hears upstairs tonight. I can hear her calling 911 right now:

"Heavens help! There are two men upstairs, fighting really bad. I think they are breaking the furniture! And there might even be a lion or tiger loose too, I hear lots of growling!!! Oh my stars!!!!!"

Her ass should've moved out when she had the chance. :hehe:

[Marx]

Your poor neighbor...

:funny:

[Lightning Strykez!]

However, footies are acceptable.

Yeah, wearing footies during sex is erotic as hell. Although for some reason wearing them makes me break a sweat a lot faster? At any rate, I'm going to go put some on right now. These wood floors are chilly.

[Lightning Strykez!]

Your poor neighbor...

:funny:

Ah, forget her ass. LOL :oldrazz:

Although I bet she does wonder why I have a cop coming by my crib so often. She probably thinks I'm a criminal of some sort since I always have a police squad car parked out front.

[Manic]

Never heard of that. Hmmm.
It's from the British TV show Coupling. There's a character named Jeff who had a lot of scenes where he'd be dead serious while explaining some ridiculous stuff: When to take your socks off before sex (The Sock Gap), the dread of becoming self-conscious before having sex with someone you care about and thus ruining your erection (The Melty Man), and the danger of laughing during a moment of silence at a funeral (The Giggle Loop).

[Lightning Strykez!]

It's from the British TV show Coupling. There's a character named Jeff who had a lot of scenes where he'd be dead serious while explaining some ridiculous stuff: When to take your socks off before sex (The Sock Gap), the dread of becoming self-conscious before having sex with someone you care about and thus ruining your erection (The Melty Man), and the danger of laughing during a moment of silence at a funeral (The Giggle Loop).

That sounds quite humorous actually. LOL

[DarkReflections]

It's from the British TV show Coupling. There's a character named Jeff who had a lot of scenes where he'd be dead serious while explaining some ridiculous stuff: When to take your socks off before sex (The Sock Gap), the dread of becoming self-conscious before having sex with someone you care about and thus ruining your erection (The Melty Man), and the danger of laughing during a moment of silence at a funeral (The Giggle Loop).

I remember watching reruns of that show back in the summer. Just another example on why British comedy is the best.

[LouFerignoDemon]

Coupling was pretty good.

However, just tell the neighbor it's your parole officer. :dry:

Also, at least please wear clean socks. :(

[Manic]

Real quick, and then I'll stop derailing the thread.

The Melty Man legend
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Encountering the Melty Man (sound slightly out of synch)
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[Lightning Strykez!]

However, just tell the neighbor it's your parole officer. :dry:


LAWL...meh, I don't think so. She once saw us having breakfast in front of the bay window. He was shirtless and I was wearing a wife-beater (probably the same one I've got on now), so she's gotta know he's not over here to check if my goddamnn tether is still working. :oldrazz:


Also, at least please wear clean socks. :(

They are clean. But...I've got a big-toe hole in one of them though. Not very sexy, huh? :csad:

[ComicChick]

not very at all lol

[LouFerignoDemon]

lol No. It's anti-sexy.

[Lightning Strykez!]

Anti-sexy? Meh, I wouldn't got that far. For instance, what if he suddenly develops a foot-fetish? A big-toe hole would certainly provide easy access to the goods. It'd be like...Ling-geree for feet. :down:up:

[Anubis]

Haha foot cleavage.

[E-Man]

Ah, forget her ass. LOL :oldrazz:

Although I bet she does wonder why I have a cop coming by my crib so often. She probably thinks I'm a criminal of some sort since I always have a police squad car parked out front.

:lmao:

[Lasirius]

I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady

Just saw this movie last night :awesome:

[LouFerignoDemon]

Anti-sexy? Meh, I wouldn't got that far. For instance, what if he suddenly develops a foot-fetish? A big-toe hole would certainly provide easy access to the goods. It'd be like...Ling-geree for feet. :down:up:


The Thock, thong socks.


And yeah, anti sexy. lol If I were to pull someone into bed, and they have ratty socks, it puts the thought in my head their feet are not fun. :(

[Hound55]

They are clean. But...I've got a big-toe hole in one of them though. Not very sexy, huh? :csad:
You do realise that you're just perpetuating the stereotype of homosexual men and their penchant for "cut-away" clothing now, right?

[terry78]

In other news, a grisly murder took place earlier today when a sarcastic Aussie was found decapitated in a garbage bin. Witnesses say the suspect was a late 30s, tall bisexual black man. More on this story when it develops.

[Hound55]

In other news, a grisly murder took place earlier today when a sarcastic Aussie was found decapitated in a garbage bin. Witnesses say the suspect was a late 30s, tall bisexual black man. More on this story when it develops.
Bad luck for Lightning Strykez... someone must have caught him at the scene.

Because if this were really news there would be no way they'd be able to limit suspects to one unless they had a witness en scene...