Make a confession....an honest one.

[Go Web Go!]

I never lift the toilet seat.

[E-Man]

I actually believe that bullets should cost $5,000. No more innocent bystanders!

[Red_Bull]

I'm in love with a married woman.

[LouFerignoDemon]

If you're the husband, no problem. =D

If you're not. Wear a vest, one that resists bullets. =D

[Lasirius]

He won't need a bullet-proof vest now that bullets cost $5,000

[Bruce Banner]

First time I actually grown out my facial hair for a month.

Plus I'm currently sporting a black eye with a busted blood vessel in it.

(debates on posting in hype photo album)

[Go Web Go!]

Found out today that the lastest girl I've been seeing is friends with my ex girlfriend of 2 years.

Small. ****ing. World.

[E-Man]

Found out today that the lastest girl I've been seeing is friends with my ex girlfriend of 2 years.

Small. ****ing. World.

Damn. That's a pretty funny coincidence. Hopefully it doesn't work against you.

[Scourge2099]

I shed a manly tear watching Celtic Woman on tv once.

[Go Web Go!]

Damn. That's a pretty funny coincidence. Hopefully it doesn't work against you.

She doesn't know yet, but I noticed when I was clicking through her FB pictures the other night and saw them in a few shots together. :doh:

[Scourge2099]

Found out today that the lastest girl I've been seeing is friends with my ex girlfriend of 2 years.

Small. ****ing. World.
That happened to me once too. I was like wtf can't I ever escape ?

[Lightning Strykez!]

Bad luck for Lightning Strykez... someone must have caught him at the scene.

Because if this were really news there would be no way they'd be able to limit suspects to one unless they had a witness en scene...

LOL He said a TALL african american bisexual man was suspected of the crime. Why does everyone at the Hype think I'm uber tall in real-life? I get this all the time, but in truth I'm only 5'11. Someone else must've slashed his ass. :oldrazz:

[Manic]

All black men are tall. Well, except for me and Terry.

[SuperFerret]

And Gary Coleman. Or did you guys evict him from the race for being such a joke?

[Manic]

I didn't know Gary Coleman counted as a man.

[The Original Bamfer]

Well, half.

[ComicChick]

:rimshot:

[Schlosser85]

I cry in Avatar when they knock down the Hometree.

I find Enrique Iglesias sexy.

[Colossal Spoons]

I see you Schlosser

[Schlosser85]

I see you.

[SuperFerret]

I want to headbutt people when they talk like "corny" or "cheesy" as if it's the worst thing in the world to ever happen to anything.

I'd eat any animal as long as I didn't know it personally and it was prepared in a style of my liking.

[-Arya-]

I'd eat any animal as long as I didn't know it personally and it was prepared in a style of my liking.
Oh the irony is killing me.

[SuperFerret]

What irony? Meat is meat, and animals eat other animals, nothing wrong with it. Unless you're a vegetarian, and even then, it's only natural that someone eats you.

[-Arya-]

Im only picking on ya bud.

You just love animals alot so I didn't figure you would eat any and all types.

[SuperFerret]

No, I actually think about things before I do them (mostly). If I want to say that I'm inherently equal to any other animal (which I do), then why would I pretend that I'm better than them by not engaging in carnivorous activity?

[Go Web Go!]

I find Enrique Iglesias sexy.

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[Bboy]

I eat way too much chocolate. Haha...

[redmarvel]

I confess I don't understand why the media is making such a fuss over women choosing to party on ice. Seriously, the audience was gone, they didn't trash the rink and they did win the gold... let 'em party.

[VenomVsSpidey]

even as bad as B&R is/was, from what I've heard, I can't help but want to have seen batman triumphant get made...

[Johnny Drama]

In the 6th grade, I farted. Loud.

To safe myself from embarrasment, I looked at the girl in front of me and said (very loud) "Eeeeeeeeew! Becca farted!"

Well, Becca had a pretty rough year after that.

[Manic]

I took a judo class during my freshman year the first time I tried going to college. I dropped out of the class after I ripped my pants. Twice.

[VenomVsSpidey]

:hehe:

[Manic]

My brother is out somewhere on the lamb, but what really upsets me is that he still owes me $20.

[Wylie Times]

My brother is out somewhere on the lamb, but what really upsets me is that he still owes me $20.

Make an "anonymous" tip...then you get your $20 plus interest.

[Manic]

First off, I'm not about to rat out my brother for $20. He's already got two strikes.

Second, I don't know where he is. He's probably somewhere in the furthest reaches of the SF Bay Area, which encompasses a few counties.

[Anubis]

How about $200?

[Manic]

Gonna need a few more zeros. Like, enough money for me to move away from the family and his friends so nobody will kill me.

[Wylie Times]

Gonna need a few more zeros. Like, enough money for me to move away from the family and his friends so nobody will kill me.

That's why I said make the tip Anonymously. :cwink:

[Manic]

Still, at least 6 zeros would be nice.

[Anubis]

Meh, nobodys gonna give you that much for a black dude with two strikes. Chances are they'll pull him over for running a stop sign or something.

[Webley]

When me and my wife got a divorce in 2006 se got the house.

I went back to the place when she was at work and droped a dead rackcoon in her well and then crimped all the gas lines to the house.

She had to spend some time in the hospital becaus of the contaminated drinking water:woot:

[Colossal Spoons]

Cooooooool

[Aesop Rocks]

That's uh. lol I think I could report you to the cops for that. lmao.

[Anubis]

Yeah, thats assult. Possibly attempted murder. We're talking pound-me-in-the-ass prison too.

[Aesop Rocks]

The only kind there is!

[Anubis]

Nuh, uh. You got those minimum security prisons where they get cable tv, hot tubs, conjugal visits, and they get to go home on weekends.

[Aesop Rocks]

Tax-payers money well spent!

[Anubis]

Yup. Steal millions of dollars and ruin peoples lives? 5 years in day spa penitentiary. Get caught with an ounce of weed? 10 years in Man Rape correctional.

[Aesop Rocks]

RAMIREZ! Go to jail and live a fabulous life!

[Webley]

Were I live guys usually only get about 5 years for offing thare old lades.

[Team Andino]

I think I can finally move forward from my 1st broken heart. Its been a rough few months but today I think is the beginning of something new.

There's my confession for the day

[Go Web Go!]

I drove off from Burger King the other night without paying for my food. They handed me the bag and didn't ask for my cash so I bailed.

[Lightning Strykez!]

My confession:

I just got back from ripping my body up in the gym. And after chilling in the sweat room I am feelinig damn good and sexy right about now. Now where's my glass of wine? S***....LOL :up:

[AndThePickles]

Confession: Despite most of his new music being glaringly degrading to women (:csad:), I still love most of the singles that Usher is putting out. "Hey Daddy" and "Little Freak" are sexy as hell :o

[Aesop Rocks]

Confession: I'm to afraid to speak my mind even though I play it off well, granted I never can finish a sentence anyways.

[Poetic Chaos]

I got a $300 lapdance on Saturday.

[Lightning Strykez!]

I admit that I've ridden a few mechanical bulls in my lifetime. And without a shirt at that. :oldrazz:

[Aesop Rocks]

You'd doanything shirtless, given chance, LS! :oldrazz:

[Marx]

I confess that I too, have ridden a few mechanical bulls...but I kept my clothes on.

[Lightning Strykez!]

You'd doanything shirtless, given chance, LS! :oldrazz:

You speak accurately, young man. :up:

I confess that I too, have ridden a few mechanical bulls...but I kept my clothes on.

That's because your azz is soft. :whatever:

Real men take off their damn shirts and swing 'em over their heads. Yee-Haw b***ches! :mad::up:

[Marx]

That's because your azz is soft. :whatever:

Real men take off their damn shirts and swing 'em over their heads. Yee-Haw b***ches! :mad::up:

I'm much too shy for that man. :funny:

[Manic]

I'm enrolled at a business school, majoring in a field I don't want to study, striving for a degree that won't get me any work. I enrolled in this school looking to take Paralegal studies, but somehow managed to let the admissions advisor talk me into to Criminal Justice. The school hands out ****ing associates degrees. There is literally no job I can get with an associates degree in Criminal Justice that I wouldn't be able to get with just a high school diploma. I want to switch to Paralegal like I originally planned, but that degree is a longer program, and I told my family I'd be done with school in Spring 2011. I'm already 25 years old, and this is my second time attempting to go to college, and I don't want to feel like I'm giving up again. I just want to be done with this. I feel like I need to finish school before my grandparents die. I need to be a positive influence for my half-sister whose other two older brothers are an ex-con and on psycho-meds. I still have the same friends from high school, and they're all either done with college or in grad school.

I don't know what the **** to do with my life, and I feel like I'm about to flip right the **** out!

[Lightning Strykez!]

Stay with us Manic. Don't flip the f*** out just yet.

[E-Man]

Confession: I'm to afraid to speak my mind even though I play it off well, granted I never can finish a sentence anyways.

Heh heh yeah you do have that sentence ending problem.:oldrazz:

[-Arya-]

I said "ya'll" today...

[Aesop Rocks]

in esses?

[-Arya-]

No Corey, not in esses....

[Aesop Rocks]

Then it holds no meaning or value. I feel so used.

[Hound55]

Confession: I'm to afraid to speak my mind even though I play it off well, granted I never can finish a sentence anyways.
The trick is to form a conclusion in your mind where you plan on having the sentence go before you start talking. :up:

[Aesop Rocks]

But that just takes all the fun out of it. :(

[Jumpin' Jack]

Is falling for to many girls.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

You know, I've thought about it...and I'm certain that I've never been in love.

I wonder if that's a bad thing. hmmm.

[Cosmic]

I'm enrolled at a business school, majoring in a field I don't want to study, striving for a degree that won't get me any work. I enrolled in this school looking to take Paralegal studies, but...

Stop right there. It's your life, not theirs. Set your own expectations for yourself. Do what you want for yourself. They'll still be proud of you. If not, then that's their problem.

My confession: I am taking an extended lunch break, today. If anyone has a problem with that, then that's too damn bad. I've skipped lunch many times to cover for their asses when they had stuff to do.

[Marx]

I said "ya'll" today...

I confess that I have also said "ya'll" from time to time. :oldrazz:

[E-Man]

I say y'all all the time, and you know why? Because I'm cool, that's why. If you want to be cool, you'd say y'all. /having CC's back

[ComicChick]

thanks shaq

[Kane52630]

yeah for some reason I keep repeating yall in my head
Curse you ComicChick! :argh: lol

[E-Man]

You've been in Texas for years, yet you haven't said y'all yet? Curse you Kane. I'm going to send toonth over to toonth you out. Woooooooooooo!

[CrashNburn]

I confess that I have also said "ya'll" from time to time. :oldrazz:

I say y'all all the time, and you know why? Because I'm cool, that's why. If you want to be cool, you'd say y'all. /having CC's back

thanks shaq

yeah for some reason I keep repeating yall in my head
Curse you ComicChick! :argh: lol


That damn CC! Shes spreading like a wickket bad virus!....a virus I tell ya. :argh:

[Anubis]

What the f**k are ya'll talking about?

[Aesop Rocks]

I feel like I'm "breaking". And I can't let anyone in my family or friends find that out.

[E-Man]

What the f**k are ya'll talking about?

We talkin' bout yo mama! *flashes gang signs*

[-Arya-]

I feel like I'm "breaking". And I can't let anyone in my family or friends find that out.
As in a mental breakdown?

[Aesop Rocks]

Si senor.

[LiveWire777]

i have a serious drug/alcohol problem :csad: i know i should stop, but damn sometimes its just so damn hard. Im not looking 4 pity just had to get that off my chest.

[AndThePickles]

I feel like I'm "breaking". And I can't let anyone in my family or friends find that out.

:csad: You've gotta talk to someone about it though, or you'll end up having a total meltdown.

[JStorm]

I'm getting sick and - damn - tired of giving more than I get in a relationship.


And yes. . I am *****ing. Like a *****.

[Bruce Banner]

Confession time

Last time I had sex....New Years Night sadly:csad: I spilled vodka all over someones labtop by accident. Destroying it I think but her parents are loaded.

I haven't seen her since nor have I mentioned anything about the labtop over the phone. I called her annoying christian roommate in the dorm a closet athiest and hung up. Felt very "douche" like. Never done that

[Lightning Strykez!]

^ So what did you learn from that experience?

[Bruce Banner]

^ So what did you learn from that experience?

Good questions sadly some I can't grievances I can't comment on without getting banned.

What I have learned is that she is loaded, because she hasn't mentioned anything about the labtop. As time has gone on she has begun to talk like a valley girl.

She also made that evening rather painful for me.

I've also learned and have been told by others. For a ex model the lack of sex/relationships in my life is depressing to others.

[Marx]

Maybe she didn't mention anything about it, because she would have had to explain the details of what led to the computer's destruction to her parents...

[Lightning Strykez!]

I've also learned and have been told by others. For a ex model the lack of sex/relationships in my life is depressing to others.

I know what you mean about ex-model life. But trust me when I say...things will improve. Hang in there. :up:

[ComicChick]

i must confess that i don't really care about sex. at all.

[Lightning Strykez!]

I confess that my ex-boyfriend has been finally diagnosed with depression...and that he's getting treatment. I also confess that I've been in talks with him recently.

[Anubis]

i must confess that i don't really care about sex. at all.

No worries. Your libido will come back around menopause. In the meantime, Crossword puzzles are fun.

[Anubis]

i have a serious drug/alcohol problem :csad: i know i should stop, but damn sometimes its just so damn hard. Im not looking 4 pity just had to get that off my chest.


You should probably quit.......try crossword puzzles. :o

[Anubis]

I'm depressed. Like....really depressed. Nothing seems to be going right in my life right now and....I don't see it getting better for me anytime soon.

[Manic]

I'm depressed. Like....really depressed. Nothing seems to be going right in my life right now and....I don't see it getting better for me anytime soon.

Have you tried doing some crossword puzzles?








Sorry, but the joke practically wrote itself after your last few posts.

[ComicChick]

I'm depressed. Like....really depressed. Nothing seems to be going right in my life right now and....I don't see it getting better for me anytime soon.

i fee the same way

[Anubis]

I know. I planned it as such. But I really am depressed. Like, Sudoku depressed.

[Marx]

I'm sorry to hear that Anubis. :csad:

[Colossal Spoons]

Sorry to hear that you're all depressed :(

[Anubis]

Yeah, well, I'm not the sorta person who likes to sit around and whine about his miserable existence, but, it's just been piling up on me man.

[E-Man]

Maybe you need some Skype therapy. Seems like it works to some extent with Aesop.

[AlteredEgo]

Skype therapy sounds fantastic actually. The one session I did sit in on was thoroughly entertaining and pretty much made my night. :up:

[E-Man]

Yeah it's fun in there. I like making people laugh,so any depressed peeps should join in on the shenanigans.

[The Original Bamfer]

Skype therapy sounds fantastic actually. The one session I did sit in on was thoroughly entertaining and pretty much made my night. :up:

Oh, good... 'thought we scared you away. :o

[CrashNburn]

Im getting depressed hearing about all this depression :csad:

Go undepress yourselves!! :oldrazz:

[Manic]

I left the house for my first class this morning without taking a shower. I'm pretty sure I wreak right now.

[AndThePickles]

I am finally feeling NOT on the verge of being depressed all the time. Loving my new job...the pay still isn't fantastical, but it's almost double the crap that I was making before. Now if only taxes didn't take away so much of it...

[CrashNburn]

Just found out that I'll have six weeks of vacation in June!

[Manic]

Something not depressing: I can do a wicked cartwheel, but only a half-decent round-off.

[Scourge2099]

I've been feeling depressed lately myself too. If college wasn't taking all my money I'd be buying some Jack Daniels and drinking .

[AndThePickles]

Just found out that I'll have six weeks of vacation in June!

:wow: I'm jealous, that's awesome!

[LouFerignoDemon]

I don't take all the necessary precautions (or think out the possible consequences) of projects I engage in on unsuspecting people. x.x

[Manic]

I don't take all the necessary precautions (or think out the possible consequences) of projects I engage in on unsuspecting people. x.x
Have you tried buying condoms?

[Marx]

I have a headache...and it has a name.

[AndThePickles]

i must confess that i don't really care about sex. at all.

:wow:

I think about sex multiple times a day, I dunno how you don't care :csad:

[CrashNburn]

:wow: I'm jealous, that's awesome!

Thanks...the funny part about it is I didnt even realize it. I dont usually take time off anyways so im not really sure what to do. Maybe I'll use my timeshare in Florida! YAY!

I don't take all the necessary precautions (or think out the possible consequences) of projects I engage in on unsuspecting people. x.x

I suspect you to blow off a limb any day now. As long as I can see those magical eyes, we cool! :awesome:

I have a headache...and it has a name.

Hopefully its not CrashNburn!:csad:

:wow:

I think about sex multiple times a day, I dunno how you don't care :csad:

Why cant most females think like you! :csad::woot:

[Marx]

Hopefully its not CrashNburn!:csad:

No, it's definitely not CrashNBurn. :cwink:

[ComicChick]

Just found out that I'll have six weeks of vacation in June!

there's only 4 weeks in june :p

[Sensi]

I am certain there is no one on Earth I can trust.

[ComicChick]

:wow:

I think about sex multiple times a day, I dunno how you don't care :csad:

i guess it's just not important enough for me to think about right now?

[CrashNburn]

there's only 4 weeks in june :p

LOL...you are just toooo funny. :hehe: My life is what i make it and if I say there are 6 weeks in June then thats what it is. :oldrazz:

[The Original Bamfer]

Just found out that I'll have six weeks of vacation in June!

there's only 4 weeks in june :p

Oh my LOLrd.

[CrashNburn]

i guess it's just not important enough for me to think about right now?

It could help with your slight case of depression....i know someone whose name starts with B and ends with amfer who is looking for love in all the wrong places. He could help you out :oldrazz::hehe:

Get some drinks in you and do some things you'll regret later. You'll feel good hahaha

[CrashNburn]

Oh my LOLrd.

LOL, i reckon that was pretty clever on her part.

[ComicChick]

im not a fling or one night stand chick

[LiveWire777]

You should probably quit.......try crossword puzzles. :o
To hell with detox! Just lock me in a room with a crayon and a F*** load of crossword puzzles!!! :awesome:

[LiveWire777]

I don't take all the necessary precautions (or think out the possible consequences) of projects I engage in on unsuspecting people. x.x
I don't wrap up my junk either. :oldrazz:

[CrashNburn]

im not a fling or one night stand chick

I know....jokes, jokes, jokes. You're one of those good girls! :cwink:

[Manic]

ComicChick must be getting it on the regular. You don't have to think about sex when you're getting the right amount of it.

[AndThePickles]

You don't have to think about sex when you're getting the right amount of it.

Not true.

[Manic]

You underestimate my definition of "the right amount."

[AndThePickles]

Even if it's the right amount, thinking about how awesome it was still counts as thinking about sex during the day, right?

[ComicChick]

ComicChick must be getting it on the regular. You don't have to think about sex when you're getting the right amount of it.

not at all :/

[Manic]

Even if it's the right amount, thinking about how awesome it was still counts as thinking about sex during the day, right?

Hmm. True enough.

[AndThePickles]

not at all :/

I think that once you start getting some again, you'll think about it a LOT more.

[Anubis]

Probably not as much as dudes, and nowhere near as much as dudes who don't get any regularly. Multiple times a day? Try Multiple times a second. :awesome:

[Colossal Spoons]

I think about food more often than sex :(

[Lightning Strykez!]

I am seriously feenin' for some phone bone action with my guy.

But he's so far away and Verizon is so expensive. :csad:

[JP]

I'm seriously not feenin' for some mod bod avatars.

[sabetoonth]

I am seriously feelin for some phone bonin with my girl.

But she's so far away and Skype to phone is so expensive. :(

[Manic]

I'm listening to "Feenin" by Jodeci

[Lightning Strykez!]

"You got me feeeenin (Feeenin!), you got me feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnin for yooooooouuuuuu!"

[ComicChick]

i confess i dread going to sleep every night

[sabetoonth]

"i got a feelin! Are you feelin it too?"

[Wylie Times]

i confess i dread going to sleep every night

Better than dreading waking up every morning. :csad:

[JP]

I'm feenin' fo sum nut gobblin'



Planters.

[Ipodman]

I hate to meet people i know on the street.

[AndThePickles]

"You got me feeeenin (Feeenin!), you got me feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnin for yooooooouuuuuu!"

Hahaha, awesome. And now that song is stuck in my head!

I think about food more often than sex :(

That may be the greediest thing I've ever heard you say lol :csad:

[LouFerignoDemon]

I accidentally took a jump drive of information home from work I wasn't supposed to, and got busted, putting my rear side in the, "We need to comprehensively check your computer tonight at your home" seat.

[Manic]

I accidentally took a jump drive of information home from work I wasn't supposed to, and got busted, putting my rear side in the, "We need to comprehensively check your computer tonight at your home" seat.
Delete your porn! :wow:

[sabetoonth]

Delete your porn! :wow:
lol
I accidentally took a jump drive of information home from work I wasn't supposed to, and got busted, putting my rear side in the, "We need to comprehensively check your computer tonight at your home" seat.
ouch

[CrashNburn]

i confess i dread going to sleep every night

Its funny that you say that cause ever since wacking my head hard in my accident, I question every night whether or not i'll actually wake up. :csad:

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm completely terrified of dying alone.
I'm completely terrified I've spent too much time worried about the future.
I'm completely terrified I'll never be the positive role model I die to be for my nephews.
I'm completely terried I'll never find the right person
I'm completely terried I'll never get married.
I'm completely terrifed of commitment.
I'm completely terrified of strangers and small talk.
I'm completely terrified of every last one of you.
I'm completely terrified I'll never had a child.
I'm completely terrified of my family's criticism.
I'm completely terrified of my friends.
I'm completely terrified I'll never get my dream job.
I'm completely terrified of how sure I am that I've let my dad down.
I'm completely terrified that one day, all of this I'm doing with you, will be for nothing.

[E.Brock]

changed my mind

[Lightning Strykez!]

I confess...that I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull tonight at this local club. And I'm wearing my cowboy hat...shirtless. Why?

Because I f**king can. LOL

[E.Brock]

I confess...that I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull tonight at this local club. And I'm wearing my cowboy hat...shirtless. Why?

Because I f**king can. LOL

Judging from your case of gynecomastia, how about you give us another confession? :woot: just playing

[Lightning Strykez!]

Ha.

Ha.

:dry:





Ban!

[E.Brock]

for what!!

[E.Brock]

I apologize

[E-Man]

Don't be apologizing. Stick up to the MAN! Fight the power!

[Lightning Strykez!]

*bans E-Man as well*

When will you people learn? I am Lightning. You don't stand up to me. :mad:














:oldrazz: Beeyotchez.

[-Arya-]

You aren't lightning. Stop abusing teh powaz...

[E-Man]

The only power he has is the power of the glow. He can have those jheri curls as far as I'm concerned. I'll keep my bald head. It's way less greasy. lol

[Cosmic]

I hate to meet people i know on the street.

Why?

My confession: I've been extremely lazy this past week. I even got out of work extremely early today...which almost never happens...and even though I have a million things I could be doing, all I want to do is goof off on the computer and maybe take a long afternoon nap.

[JustABill]

The only power he has is the power of the glow. He can have those jheri curls as far as I'm concerned. I'll keep my bald head. It's way less greasy. lol
Now I'm remembering something where there was a guy sitting down with jheri curls everywhere and leaving grease stains. It was either Dave Chapelle or a movie.

[CrashNburn]

Im Rick James....!!!

[Manic]

Now I'm remembering something where there was a guy sitting down with jheri curls everywhere and leaving grease stains. It was either Dave Chapelle or a movie.

Eriq La Salle's scenes in the movie Coming To America, perhaps?

[JustABill]

Eriq La Salle's scenes in the movie Coming To America, perhaps?
It was probably that.

[katie_girl09]

Judging from your case of gynecomastia, how about you give us another confession? :woot: just playing
:highfive:

[JStorm]

Drunk.

[Lightning Strykez!]

:highfive:

I see some of us don't apparently know what gynecomastia is, let alone the proper context to use said terminology.

And that's actually funny. :hehe:

[E-Man]

I actually think gyno is funny. It's not life threatening, so it's fair game in terms of comedic value.

[redmarvel]

I'm completely terrified of dying alone.
I'm completely terrified I've spent too much time worried about the future.
I'm completely terrified I'll never be the positive role model I die to be for my nephews.
I'm completely terried I'll never find the right person
I'm completely terried I'll never get married.
I'm completely terrifed of commitment.
I'm completely terrified of strangers and small talk.
I'm completely terrified of every last one of you.
I'm completely terrified I'll never had a child.
I'm completely terrified of my family's criticism.
I'm completely terrified of my friends.
I'm completely terrified I'll never get my dream job.
I'm completely terrified of how sure I am that I've let my dad down.
I'm completely terrified that one day, all of this I'm doing with you, will be for nothing.

Start doing charity work. Make a few friends. Get involved in other peoples lives. You'll be amazed how it can make your own life better.

[E-Man]

To be honest I am a little depressed now. I got nothin' but music on a Friday night. Music and an empty heart. *goes to write songs*

[Aesop Rocks]

Write your own "Charline"!

[Ipodman]

play film scores and songs on a piano... makes u feel better(or worse, depending)

[redmarvel]

I confess I enjoyed shocking a gay gal the other night by responding inappropriately when she started to grind on me while I was singing karaoke.

[E-Man]

Write your own "Charline"!

It's actually Charlene ya drunkard!
play film scores and songs on a piano... makes u feel better(or worse, depending)

I can't play piano. It's always been one of my biggest wishes to play piano, but so far I have yet to learn. I just write straight from my head without music for now.

[CrashNburn]

I'll play piano and you sing. You can sing that song you made for cupcake...

[redmarvel]

I confess, if I had a Friday night free I wouldn't be depressed I'd be out enjoying it.

[Marx]

There are times when I feel 'less than'.

[The Navigator]

I confess to really liking In The Mouth Of Madness, and wish I had watched that in school instead of Ferngully. :cmad:

[terry78]

I am attracted to that walking skeleton on Real Housewives of New York, Bethanny. :csad:

[E-Man]

I'll play piano and you sing. You can sing that song you made for cupcake...

lol You heard that? That's how I get so many fans in the first place.:awesome:

[cupcake_jimmies]

I'll play piano and you sing. You can sing that song you made for cupcake...

The best song ever <3

[Poetic Chaos]

I'm on chatroulette.

[Aesop Rocks]

My room smells like gross beer. Yuck. Brb, Febreze.

[Ipodman]

I'll play piano and you sing. You can sing that song you made for cupcake...

i'll get my tickets for opening night....

[Poetic Chaos]

Justin Timberlake is my favorite musician of all time.

[Aesop Rocks]

But Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time. of ALL time.

[CrashNburn]

lol You heard that? That's how I get so many fans in the first place.:awesome:

The best song ever <3

i'll get my tickets for opening night....


Its gonna be hot! Eman and myself might even strike a few poses now and then. :word:

[Aesop Rocks]

Get Timbaland to produce that ****!

[CrashNburn]

Thats a great idea. Have you noticed how huge in weight he has become?! Its really sad actually.

[Aesop Rocks]

No, I don't follow that stuff, Crash. :p

[Lightning Strykez!]

I confess that I still do the "Cabbage Patch" when I'm happy about something. :dry:

[Lightning Strykez!]

I confess that I still do the "Cabbage Patch" when I'm happy about something. :dry:

[E-Man]

I imagine that LS is actually Martin Payne in real life.

[VenomVsSpidey]

I like batman and robin...but for all the wrong reasons...

[Lightning Strykez!]

I imagine that LS is actually Martin Payne in real life.

:funny:

[sabetoonth]

i sing very badly to reat songs, my singing just kills them for everyone listenin to me, but i dont care and i keep goin

[The Original Bamfer]

Can't be as bad as your typing!

[Colossal Spoons]

I love you bro

[ComicChick]

i confess that i hate how toonth types

[LouFerignoDemon]

I confess I have no idea in hell what "reat songs" are. =l

[sabetoonth]

its worse, lol

reat is a typo on great, i was in a hurry!

[Kane52630]

i confess that i hate how toonth types

thats a shocker. :hehe:

[JustABill]

I confess that I wonder if Toonth gets good enough grades in school to graduate soon.

[Sebastos]

reat is a typo on great, i was in a hurry!

You don't reread your post....before posting?

[sabetoonth]

i also confess i want to smash things into tiny peices when they really piss me off, and have day dreamed about turning into the hulk to do so

[JP]

i also confess i want to smash things into tiny peices when they really piss me off, and have day dreamed about turning into the hulk to do so
Well.

[sabetoonth]

You don't reread your post....before posting?
no i dont

an bill, i do

[Chris Wallace]

I hate my gf's family. Particularly her son.

[Marx]

I hate my gf's family. Particularly her son.

You might want to get past that somehow...if you ever intend to marry her. Or stay in a long-term relationship.

[Anubis]

Or just dump her and find somebody with less annoying kids.

[ComicChick]

i took a shower at someones house and they didn't have any feminine body wash so I used axe :(

[Lightning Strykez!]

I confess that I hope Mo'nique takes the Oscar tonight for best Supporting Actress! :eek::up:

[Gilpesh]

I confess that I hope Precious loses everything it is nominated for. It's the new Crash.

[-Arya-]

I confess that I hope Precious loses everything it is nominated for. It's the new Crash.
Likewise.

Except replace Precious with Avatar.

[terry78]

i took a shower at someones house and they didn't have any feminine body wash so I used axe :(

If its effects from the commercials are any indication, the next few days are going to be quite interesting for Miss Pothole. :awesome:

[Lightning Strykez!]

I confess that I hope Precious loses everything it is nominated for. It's the new Crash.

Tell you what: If she loses, I will put you on a 4 month long probationary banning.

One unfair action in exchange for another. :oldrazz:

[Gilpesh]

Likewise.

Except replace Precious with Avatar.
Actually. Avatar is the new Titanic.

Tell you what: If she loses, I will put you on a 4 month long probationary banning.

One unfair action in exchange for another. :oldrazz:
No. Because if she loses, it's her paying for her being completely unfunny in everything else.

[Lightning Strykez!]

No. Because if she loses, it's her paying for her being completely unfunny in everything else.

Well, you should still be able to relate...as you're equally un-funny in everything you do here. :whatever:

























:heart: :oldrazz:

[JStorm]

I love Strykez.

[Lightning Strykez!]

I love Strykez.

Aw man, thanks. I love you too in a totally brothalicious, non-homogenous way.

However, I don't love you nearly as much as I love Joe (Mvlknight)...I wanna have that man's burpee. :fhm:

[Gilpesh]

Well, you should still be able to relate...as you're equally un-funny in everything you do here. :whatever:
I don't think you're a good judge of funniness. As you wouldn't know comedy if it ran up and purple nurpled you to death, then purple nurpled you back to life, and then told you a knock-knock joke. :o





:o:o:awesome::up:

[JStorm]

Aw man, thanks. I love you too in a totally brothalicious, non-homogenous way.

However, I don't love you nearly as much as I love Joe (Mvlknight)...I wanna have that man's burpee. :fhm:

That's gross.

[The Original Bamfer]

Horrifying.

[mrvlknight21]

Aw man, thanks. I love you too in a totally brothalicious, non-homogenous way.

However, I don't love you nearly as much as I love Joe (Mvlknight)...I wanna have that man's burpee. :fhm:

Whoa.

That's gross.

Youre jealous.

Horrifying.

Stay out of this bro.

[-Arya-]

Lighting needs to tone down his actions with peeps he don't know.:o

[The Original Bamfer]

Stay out of this bro.

My pleasure. :o

[terry78]

I pooted.





:o

[Aesop Rocks]

I think I'm either bi-polar or a manic-depressant. :awesome:

[AlteredEgo]

I have the theme song to The Golden Girls stuck in my head.

[Lightning Strykez!]

I don't think you're a good judge of funniness. As you wouldn't know comedy if it ran up and purple nurpled you to death, then purple nurpled you back to life, and then told you a knock-knock joke. :o





:o:o:awesome::up:

It doesnt' matter. She won. Which means I don't have to fillet the flesh off of your Hype account. So...rejoice.

":awesome:" indeed.


Lighting needs to tone down his actions with peeps he don't know.

I don't know who "Lighting" is, but if you're referring to me, I know everyone. And everyone knows me.

You jealush. :whatever:

[-Arya-]

I don't know who "Lighting" is, but if you're referring to me, I know everyone. And everyone knows me.

You jealush. :whatever:
Its the new name that I picked out for you. Like it?

[Scourge2099]

Today I just discovered that alot of my anger issues stem from my PTSD. I'm a Psychology major , which makes it funny that it took me about two years to discover this.

[SuperFerret]

It's always hardest to self-diagnose.

I confess that it's 10:30pm here and I haven't eaten dinner.

[The Original Bamfer]

An obvious confession, but one that needs confessed: I don't like the idea of hurting someone who I care (or cared) for by telling them something that they really need to hear.

[Manic]

I've never done drugs, but I kinda want to. You know, just to see what all the fuss is about.

[Lightning Strykez!]

^ You're not missing anything. Trust me.

[Marx]

An obvious confession, but one that needs confessed: I don't like the idea of hurting someone who I care (or cared) for by telling them something that they really need to hear.

That reminds me of a situation with a friend a few years ago. They asked for my honest opinion, I gave it, they turned on me. :csad:

[The Original Bamfer]

^ You're not missing anything. Trust me.

In all honesty, I disagree. But the best thing to do is not try them to begin with. While they can be fun, they can definitely take you to bad places. Just stay clean, Manic.

[E-Man]

Bamf is such a great role model. I want my kids to grow up and be a Bamfer.

[The Original Bamfer]

Hey, I tell it like it is.

[Cuyan]

I will no longer be eating pizza. This is a sad day indeed. :csad:

[The Original Bamfer]

No day is sad enough to give up pizza.

[Marx]

I confess that I couldn't live without pizza.