Make a confession....an honest one.

[AndThePickles]

A little. It's neither all good nor all bad, IMO.
My "baby mama" (Though I loathe that ****ing term I can't bring myself to refer to her by a more affectionate title right now) is GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE!!!!!!!!!! It seems like lately she's always got something to complain about. I don't do enough around the house. I don't bring in enough money. (while working TWO jobs, which may have something to do with why I don't do that much housework) I'm not decisive enough when it comes to household matters. (But then she vetoes every call I do make) Last night she worked late and complained because I didn't call her to see what time she was gonna be home. This is like the ONE TIME in two years that I haven't done that & she gives me grief about it? She used to complain because I did it all the time. I try to be patient and not complain or argue because I don't want to upset her while she's pregnant, but GOD! How much am I supposed to take?

This is one time in your life where you've gotta just breathe and take it. Pregnancy does horrible, horrible things to the human body in terms of hormones and mood swings. I highly doubt she even realizes she's being such a pain. Just take it in stride and give her a hug.

[SpiderByte]

dude let it go

you posted the GI Joe pic in a couple threads, which is apparent to everyone

Kel just added that you have also posted the WW pic in multiple threads, i know I saw it three times. She just piggybacked on the others complaints and was telling you to stop doing that

the end.

You also forgot to mention that the argument was already dead when Kel showed up, bringing the argument back, missing the point of the argument, and clearly not having even looked at the order of the posts on the page he was talking about, or the posts Kel was complaining about.

And then having the nerve to saying that it was only to get the thread back on track, when you can clearly see that Kel was the one who unecessarily took it off-topic. He could have just said that in a PM.

Kel derailed the thread and had the nerve to tell me it was my fault, when I wasn't the one who unceccessarily brought back the argument. If Kel weren't an admin, people would report for Trolling.

[Kane52630]

You also forgot to mention that the argument was already dead when Kel showed up, bringing the argument back, missing the point of the argument, and clearly not having even looked at the order of the posts on the page he was talking about, or the posts Kel was complaining about.

And then having the nerve to saying that it was only to get the thread back on track, when you can clearly see that Kel was the one who unecessarily took it off-topic. He could have just said that in a PM.

Kel derailed the thread and had the nerve to tell me it was my fault, when I wasn't the one who unceccessarily brought back the argument. If Kel weren't an admin, people would report for Trolling.

you dont know the meaning of trolling, she asked you to stop and you still continue this argument

[Judge Holden]

I confess that i wish Spiderbyte would shut up.

[SpiderByte]

I'm not continuing the argument, I'm pissed that I'm being blamed for derailing the thread when Kel was the one who did.

[Manic]

Jeeze, someone confess something.


Sometimes when I'm driving a car and I'm stopped at a light, if a song I really like is playing, I turn up the radio and have my own little party for other drivers to see. I usually keep this up until my light turns green. Then I drive away, laughing hysterically.

[Schlosser85]

I confess I have to agree with SpiderByte's remark about trolling, in regards to various occasions.

[Manic]

I'm not really in the mood to read SpiderByte's crap, so I'm gonna keep saying amusing stuff until he stops whining about it.



The only game I ever played the whole way through on the NES was Duck Tales. I never even beat Super Mario Bros.

[SpiderByte]

^
Great. Now I have the theme to that stuck in my head.

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[CrashNburn]

It's a lost cause....mods will always get the last word and their followers will tag along to score brownie points....it's just the nature of the beast. You have to accept it and just move on. Who really cares? Are you really gonna lose sleep over it? Trust me, it shouldnt affect your life that much....it's only the interwebzzz! lol

[Harls]

Haha, Manic. Very amusing confessions you have there.

[CrashNburn]

Duck Tales was awesome!

[SymbioticToxin]

I confess that I saw Airbender and enjoyed it.

[Manic]

Haha, Manic. Very amusing confessions you have there.

Thanks. The car-party thing is even funner if the song was made before the 80's. Nobody ever expects to see a 20-something black guy rocking out in his car to "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen.


Another confession: I know all the words to "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen. :awesome:

[AlteredEgo]

Thanks. The car-party thing is even funner if the song was made before the 80's. Nobody ever expects to see a 20-something black guy rocking out in his car to "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen.


Another confession: I know all the words to "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen. :awesome:
Do they call you Mr. Farenheit?

[Chris Wallace]

This is one time in your life where you've gotta just breathe and take it. Pregnancy does horrible, horrible things to the human body in terms of hormones and mood swings. I highly doubt she even realizes she's being such a pain. Just take it in stride and give her a hug.

Actually she's admitted to being unreasonable on multiple occasions. It's getting progressively harder to believe it's 100% hormones as it worsens.

[CrashNburn]

Its partly an excuse for some females to act like a jerk and for them to think its ok....imo. it just makes it look bad for other females who don't act like grouchy whiney dbags.

[Chris Wallace]

See, why don't WE have an excuse to be irrational, unreasonable and bratty? The closest thing we have is playoffs. And that has limits.

[SpiderByte]

Because we're easier to fool.

[BizarroAids]

I confess that I don't know if I really want to get married to my fiancee. Living with her, has made me start thinking that.:o

[SpiderByte]

It'll be fine. You just need time to adapt, that's all.

[Manic]

Do they call you Mr. Farenheit?

Response #1: Why, do you want me to make a supersonic man out of you?

Response #2: Only when I'm burning through the sky

Response #3: Well I am burning 200 degrees at the speed of light.

[Aesop Rocks]

Jesus Christ, Manic, calm down! It's an inanimate ****ing object!

[Kane52630]

Jesus Christ, Manic, calm down! It's an inanimate ****ing object!

YOURE A F****** INANIMATE OBJECT!

:hehe::hehe::hehe:

[CrashNburn]

See, why don't WE have an excuse to be irrational, unreasonable and bratty? The closest thing we have is playoffs. And that has limits.

Hahaha....CnB loves this! Lol:woot:

[Aesop Rocks]

youre a f****** inanimate object!

:hehe::hehe::hehe:

unleash the rage!!!!!!!

[AndThePickles]

Its partly an excuse for some females to act like a jerk and for them to think its ok....imo. it just makes it look bad for other females who don't act like grouchy whiney dbags.

See, why don't WE have an excuse to be irrational, unreasonable and bratty? The closest thing we have is playoffs. And that has limits.

Would you guys prefer to be pregnant? Seriously? I have no intention of ever getting pregnant, but here are some of the fun perks:


You experience a lot of gas and constipation. For the early stages of pregnancy, many women can barely eat anything due to the nausea. Morning sickness doesn't just occur in the morning.

As pregnancy continues, it is very easy for the women to accidentally pee herself. It also becomes increasingly difficult to sleep.

Pregnancy hormones can increase anger, aggressiveness, and sadness. Some women cry over the slightest things. And the worry involved makes these hormonal reactions worse.

You get to experience all the joys of the pain of labor. Even if you opt to get an epidural, it is painful beforehand.

After delivering, women's bodies continue to discharge "lochia" for 4-6 weeks afterwards. Lochia contains blood, mucus, and placental discharge. It's so heavy at first that some women have to wear not just pads, but diapers.

It also takes days for the vagina to return to normal size.

However, if her moods become unbearable, there may be something bigger going on, so take her to the friggin doctor.

If this was about menstrual cycles, I would totally agree that some women use it as an excuse to over-exaggerate grumpiness. However, pregnancy? Come on now. It's not exactly the easiest time in a woman's life.

[Harls]

Jesus Christ, Manic, calm down! It's an inanimate ****ing object!

YOURE A F****** INANIMATE OBJECT!

:hehe::hehe::hehe:


^ Full of win! :D

[Aesop Rocks]

some stuff here

Pickles, don't you get it? Chris Wallace as a daily quota of anger to unleash. Nothing more, nothing less. Don't get so mad that he takes it upon himself to be mad at everything.

[AndThePickles]

Pickles, don't you get it? Chris Wallace as a daily quota of anger to unleash. Nothing more, nothing less. Don't get so mad that he takes it upon himself to be mad at everything.

It would take a lot on the interwebz to get me mad. I'm perplexed, but also trying to explain just why she is so moody.

And also, in defense of Chris, many fathers experience what in simple terms can be called "sympathy pregnancy." He may experience his own hormonal changes, weight gain, and morning sickness. The pregnancy is clearly taking its toll on him, too. Venting is good, but I am trying to educate he and Crash to understand that you can't just blame it on the woman using pregnancy as an "excuse" to be moody. Some pregnant women I know will get upset and even cry for an hour without even understanding why. That in itself is scary!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/pinkdaydreams/nbc_the_more_you_know-1.jpg

[Aesop Rocks]

Pregnancy is just a scary subject all around! Screw it!

[AndThePickles]

Well yeah, but that ship has already sailed for them :o

[Manic]

Jesus Christ, Manic, calm down! It's an inanimate ****ing object!

I'm taking a wild guess that you watched the "100 Greatest Insults" video.

[Spider-Fan]

YOURE A F****** INANIMATE OBJECT!

:hehe::hehe::hehe:

LOL! Awesome :up:

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm taking a wild guess that you watched the "100 Greatest Insults" video.

Kane's been whoring it out in the SHSkype thread. :csad:

Well yeah, but that ship has already sailed for them :o

:awesome:

[SpiderByte]

I confess to putting Holden on my ignore list.

[JustABill]

I confess you're probably on more ignore lists than Holden.

[SpiderByte]

How the hell is that a confession?

[Kane52630]

well Spiderbyte, if you read his first 2 words "I Confess" maybe you can get an Idea

[SuperFerret]

I confess that I don't have a witty, quasi-insulting comment to respond to that.

[Manic]

Yesterday, I bought some Smirnoff Ice for the barbecue on July 4th as an alternative to the wine coolers we usually get.

When I was told we weren't having any guests on the 4th, I downed half of the bottles with my dinner last night.

[SpiderByte]

well Spiderbyte, if you read his first 2 words "I Confess" maybe you can get an Idea

I know that, but as a whole the statement isn't a confession, Kane.

[SpiderByte]

Manic, your life should be chronicled as a sitcom.

[Maximum Carnage]

I confess.. that I'm wayyyy too excited to see the fireworks above Lady Liberty tomorrow evening. First time in NYC baby! w000!!!

[Aesop Rocks]

I confess that Joel > Mike on MST3K.

Oh and TV's Frank > Pearl, Bobo, and Brain all combined. I hate when they replaced Dr. Forrester and Frank.

[SpiderByte]

I confess that there are two people who I want to play Alfred for the future Batman reboot: the old dude on Fringe and.Ducky from NCIS.

[Maximum Carnage]

I confess, I'm excited to actually venture into NYC. HOPEFULLY, we'll stay so I could experience the NYC nightlife. ;)

[Harls]

Ooo, sounds fun, Maximum. I hope it all works out well for you!

I confess, I really loathe British/Australian/some other accents but I don't want to say anything about it because I have friends who do have strong accents & wouldn't want them to feel bad.

[Aesop Rocks]

Ello govna!

[Maximum Carnage]

Haha! I love the accents.. but not when they're that obnoxious .. ^

:P

[Maximum Carnage]

Confession: Before I leave Jersey.. I actually want to go down to the Jersey Shore and get myself into some trouble.. haha!

[Maximum Carnage]

Confession: Before I leave Jersey.. I actually want to go down to the Jersey Shore and get myself into some trouble.. haha!

[SuperFerret]

I confess that New Jersey is the worst place ever, and that the only reason it's worth anything is because it's essentially a gigantic suburb of New York City. Also, the Statue of Liberty is ours, not yours Jersey.

[Harls]

I confess that New Jersey is the worst place ever, and that the only reason it's worth anything is because it's essentially a gigantic suburb of New York City. Also, the Statue of Liberty is ours, not yours Jersey.

Thank you, SuperFerret :oldrazz: I'm not particularly fond of NJ myself.

[Maximum Carnage]

Fortunetly, I'm in the nice part of New Jersey.. haha.

[AndThePickles]

Ooo, sounds fun, Maximum. I hope it all works out well for you!

I confess, I really loathe British/Australian/some other accents but I don't want to say anything about it because I have friends who do have strong accents & wouldn't want them to feel bad.

I love British and Aussie accents. Sexy! What I dislike is really *strong* Southern/country accents. A little twang is fine, but too much...ugh.

[Maximum Carnage]

I soooo agree Pickles!! Haha!

[ComicChick]

so a little back story to my confession to start off:

last night I had a very vivid dream about someone who killed themself. I could never really see the persons face but it felt familiar and although i tried to stop it in the dream, i couldn't prevent it from happening. i just assumed the dream was me missing my nephew again.

today one of the girls on my team, her mom killed herself. i just got back from the hospital bout an hour ago.

my confession is; every since i found out, the dream has freaked me out. the whole way to the hospital and while waiting, the whole thing with my nephews suicide and its aftermath would not stop rolling in my head.



i confess i'm scared to go to sleep cuz that's all i see when i close my eyes

[ComicChick]

I love British and Aussie accents. Sexy! What I dislike is really *strong* Southern/country accents. A little twang is fine, but too much...ugh.

:(
this is why we can't talk on skype together

[Maximum Carnage]

I'm sorry, ComicChick. :(

My boyfriend's father committed suicide a year ago, and ever since it's been tough on him and his family. I hope everything turns out alright, my prayers are with you.

[ManCubMowgli]

I love British and Aussie accents. Sexy! What I dislike is really *strong* Southern/country accents. A little twang is fine, but too much...ugh.

I'm guessing you've never met anyone from Liverpool. There is literally nothing less sexy than hearing a scouser talk.

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[Manic]

I'm guessing you've never met anyone from Liverpool. There is literally nothing less sexy than hearing a scouser talk.

What about hearing someone from Cornwall talk?

[ManCubMowgli]

What about hearing someone from Cornwall talk?

Cornish people all sound like farmers, who wear straw hats and drink warm cider. What's not to love?

[ManCubMowgli]

What about hearing someone from Cornwall talk?

Cornish people all sound like farmers, who wear straw hats and drink warm cider. What's not to love?

[Manic]

I can't understand Cornish people. I went to BBC's "Voices" page to hear examples of a Cornish accent, and it melted my face faster than looking into the Arc of the Covenant.

[Judge Holden]

Oooh arr my luvor! Gunna drink some scrumpy jack!

Na but seriously the brummie accent is the worst British accent.

[E-Man]

I confess you're probably on more ignore lists than Holden.

lmao I nearly burned myself with Ramen noodles reading this.:hehe:

[E-Man]

Damn double post.

[Manic]

If I ever have children, I want to move to Yorkshire for 6 years just so I can have a baby with that accent.

They'd have to switch to American during their teens, though.

[AndThePickles]

so a little back story to my confession to start off:

last night I had a very vivid dream about someone who killed themself. I could never really see the persons face but it felt familiar and although i tried to stop it in the dream, i couldn't prevent it from happening. i just assumed the dream was me missing my nephew again.

today one of the girls on my team, her mom killed herself. i just got back from the hospital bout an hour ago.

my confession is; every since i found out, the dream has freaked me out. the whole way to the hospital and while waiting, the whole thing with my nephews suicide and its aftermath would not stop rolling in my head.



i confess i'm scared to go to sleep cuz that's all i see when i close my eyes

Aw man *hugs* That's so scary. I feel bad...wish I could help :csad:

:(
this is why we can't talk on skype together

Haha, you have an acceptable amount of twang! :oldrazz:

I'm guessing you've never met anyone from Liverpool. There is literally nothing less sexy than hearing a scouser talk.

6vbgyO7YbOk

I live in the U.S., so I haven't exactly met many people from the UK, period. I have no clue what the various local accents sound like or how to differentiate between them. I'll give that vid a listen when I'm at home, though!

[Manic]

This is the "Voices" page I was talking about earlier: http://www.bbc.co.uk/voices/recordings/

It's got recordings of different accents across the UK. The downside is that you sorta have to mouseover the dots on the map at random, depending on how familiar you are with maps of the UK. Labeled maps (http://www.itraveluk.co.uk/maps/england/) help.

[Bruce Banner]

After working in South Carolina for the entire Holiday weekend and yesterday being my first day off.

I confess that yesterday I drove into Northern Virginia, a hour from home. And while I was driving my best friends Volvo it caught on fire. :cmad:

[Maximum Carnage]

i can't understand cornish people. I went to bbc's "voices" page to hear examples of a cornish accent, and it melted my face faster than looking into the arc of the covenant.

lmfao!!!!!!

[Manic]

The early work of 98 Degrees, the later work of NSync, The Neptunes' remix of "The Call" by the Backstreet Boys, and "When the Lights Go Out" by 5ive...



Love 'em.

[Judge Holden]

haha 5ive... that brings back memories. One of the blokes from them lives near me.

[Maximum Carnage]

I confess: I love New York pizza. :)

[ComicChick]

The early work of 98 Degrees, the later work of NSync, The Neptunes' remix of "The Call" by the Backstreet Boys, and "When the Lights Go Out" by 5ive...



Love 'em.

forgot that one :up:

[Maximum Carnage]

I confess.. I will actually miss New Jersey and NYC when I leave Sunday. :.(

[Marx]

I confess that I couldn't care less about Lebron James...or where he plays basketball.

[Maximum Carnage]

MARX! OMFG! Seriously! I'm so over his bull-****!

[SpiderByte]

I've been thinking of writing a screenplay.

[Maximum Carnage]

I confess, I'm excited to go down to the Jersey Shore tonight.. Judge me all you want, but seeing all the ****-tards down there is going to be hilarious..

[Maximum Carnage]

I confess .. I love deep-fried Oreos!

[Marx]

I confess .. I love deep-fried Oreos!

That...sounds...interesting.

[Maximum Carnage]

Easy to make yourself, if you don't want to bother going to the state fair or whatever..

Oreo + Pancake batter + oil + confectioners sugar = nomnomnom!

[Marx]

Easy to make yourself, if you don't want to bother going to the state fair or whatever..

Oreo + Pancake batter + oil + confectioners sugar = nomnomnom!

I may have to try that. :cwink:

[E-Man]

As much as I love Oreos, I can't deep fry them.

[Maximum Carnage]

Oh, don't get me wrong .. it's horrible for you .. but it's delicious. xD!


Besides.. you live in TEXAS! Home and motherland of the deep-fryer! :P

[E-Man]

I know we deep fry a lot of stuff here in Tejas, but I can't go that far. It sounds like it wouldn't taste so good plus it sounds like it would really really hurt my heart.

[ico]

I keyed somebody's car today.

[Kane52630]

I keyed somebody's car today.

That was you?! :eek: :cmad:

[AlteredEgo]

I don't think I could ever key someone's car just because I don't think I'd like the sound. :o

[ico]

That was you?! :eek: :cmad:

Likely, I get around.

Seriously, a totally obnoxious driver waited until I was about to walk past until reversing his car into me. And then he laughed.

[Maximum Carnage]

I would never intentionally harm someone's vehicle.. unless they truly truly deserved it. I would NEVER want someone to touch my baby.. :.(

[Maximum Carnage]

Yes .. I called my Mustang GT mah' baby. :D

[Marx]

I keyed somebody's car today.

:nono:

[Maximum Carnage]

:hehe:

[ico]

Did nobody notice the part where the driver could've killed me?

*sulk*

[Maximum Carnage]

Oh... :x

[ico]

Nah, don't worry about it. It's not the first time somebody has tried to run me over.

[ComicChick]

i confess that i work through my breaks so i can leave work an hour early

[Kane52630]

i confess that i work through my breaks so i can leave work an hour early

I wish I could do that.

[SuperFerret]

Good for you Mothling. I've kicked the cars of idiot drivers many a time.

[Aesop Rocks]

And always ran away when they came to beat you up. :/

[Maximum Carnage]

And pooped your pants once they confronted you.

[Matt Mortem]

I confess I drank a bottle of wine by myself and though I may be severely drunk it was totally worth it. Maynard James Keenan makes some good wine!!!!

[Maximum Carnage]

I confess.. I hate taking off in a plane. Scares the hell outta me.. everytime. x_X

[Bruce Banner]

Today that I helped two students from Sudan who were total strangers who were having trouble. I helped them for around a hour and then took my backpack and wandered off.

The way it played out, I confess I felt like Bill Bixby at the end of it.

I felt like I recieved some good karma

[VenomVsSpidey]

nice! :up:

*cues lonely man theme*

[Colossal Spoons]

Yes .. I called my Mustang GT mah' baby. :D

Pretty sure I'm buyin one in a few months

[Aesop Rocks]

I confess that I'm not a big fan of the Green Lantern suit.

It's like Wade Wilson got covered by a green Symbiote.

[ComicChick]

i confess i really really really want to move out :(

[SpiderByte]

I confess that I bought Superman Returns today.







In my defense, it was on sale and I figured 'Why the Hell not.'

[Marx]

I confess that I enjoyed Superman Returns.

[SpiderByte]

I confess that I hope I can agree with you once I see it again.

[E-Man]

Today that I helped two students from Sudan who were total strangers who were having trouble. I helped them for around a hour and then took my backpack and wandered off.

The way it played out, I confess I felt like Bill Bixby at the end of it.

I felt like I recieved some good karma

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*sheds tear*

[Bruce Banner]

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*sheds tear*


Cheer up E-man:woot: I had a little Karma return my way today

I only wish those two students realised the greatness of the events unfolding from my perspective. Then again I would sound like a delusional person. It was best to make a quiet exit.

[SpiderByte]

What happened? Didya find a dollar?

TWO dollars?

[SymbioticToxin]

I confess I did not know Vodka burned when I took a sip of it.

[SpiderByte]

Likely, I get around.

Seriously, a totally obnoxious driver waited until I was about to walk past until reversing his car into me. And then he laughed.

Forget keying. I'd pop a hole in his tires and run away laughing.

[Bruce Banner]

What happened? Didya find a dollar?

TWO dollars?


My Professor gave me credit for work she knew I didn't do.

[SpiderByte]

I confess I did not know Vodka burned when I took a sip of it.

....

Like, as in it hurt your mouth, or the bottle literally burst into flames while you drank it?

[Manic]

I imagine it'd burn on its way down their throat. If you're drinking vodka in shots, it rarely stays in the mouth very long.

[Ipodman]

Swallow it as fast as possible maybe? Or let it flow down and feel the pain?

[Manic]

I've yet to find a way to avoid the burn of vodka. Hell, the burn is how you know it's good.

[terry78]

Swallow it as fast as possible maybe? Or let it flow down and feel the pain?

That's what SHE said.



........:dry:

[Ipodman]

Yea I wanna feel the burn as much as possible.

[Colossal Spoons]

The answer is Ciroc. Doesn't burn, no aftertaste, and you get to imagine P.Diddy dancing while you drink it.

[Ipodman]

That's what SHE said.



........:dry:

:dry:

:cyclops:

[Ipodman]

The answer is Ciroc. Doesn't burn, no aftertaste, and you get to imagine P.Diddy dancing while you drink it.

No idea what that means, but sounds creepy

[Colossal Spoons]

No idea what that means, but sounds creepy

The guy with blue sleeves at 0:33

5umDdDerX3E

[Manic]

Puff's been doing the same damn dance since the 90's.

[Colossal Spoons]

And he still thinks it's amazing haha. Watched Notorious the other night, and just wanted him to say "Take that, take that".

[Ipodman]

The last thing I want in the morning is to wake up and feel like P.Diddy

[Colossal Spoons]

Why not, you get to drink the finest Cambodian breast milk AND eat T-Rex eggs for breakfast.

[ComicChick]

Puff's been doing the same damn dance since the 90's.

Mo Money Mo Probelms popped in my head when he started dancing

[Manic]

My cousin has been doing stand-up comedy for a few months now, and I don't really find her funny. 90% of her act consists of "I'm a fat black woman" jokes. The remaining 10% is about how she survived cancer (I'm sincerely happy for her, but cancer stories make for terrible comedy), the story of her honeymoon (which I really didn't need to hear), and punctuating her jokes with a church hum.

I will never tell her any of that, though.

[Kane52630]

My cousin has been doing stand-up comedy for a few months now, and I don't really find her funny. 90% of her act consists of "I'm a fat black woman" jokes. The remaining 10% is about how she survived cancer (I'm sincerely happy for her, but cancer stories make for terrible comedy), the story of her honeymoon (which I really didn't need to hear), and punctuating her jokes with a church hum.

I will never tell her any of that, though.

sounds awful :hehe:

she should go to the dry humor route like Steven Wright

[Maximum Carnage]

It's sad.. but I like a new Puddle of Mudd song.. Stoned. :x

[SuperFerret]

sounds awful :hehe:

she should go to the dry humor route like Steven Wright

I confess that I think it's impossible for a fat black female comedian to proficiently go the dry humor route and be successful.

[SuperFerret]

I also confess that I still look for large rocks or concrete areas nearby when I'm walking across natural soil, just in case of graboid attacks.

[Matt Mortem]

I confess that no matter the role, I love everything Hugh Jackman has done. He is AWESOME!!!!

[Maximum Carnage]

Hmm, too bad Fox blows. He'd make a great Logan.. :P

[BizarroAids]

I have to confess. I kinda like that new Katy Perry song "California Girls" and the video is...:wow:

[ComicChick]

i haven't seen the video and i dislike Katy Perry but that song is dang catchy :(

[Maximum Carnage]

I .. can't .. stand .. that song. Specifically Snoop Dogg's solo.. Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhh................

[the_ultimate_evil]

I have to confess. I kinda like that new Katy Perry song "California Girls" and the video is...:wow:

yeah the video's not really subtle is it

[Maximum Carnage]

Lol!

[SpiderByte]

I confess That I cried during Click when Sandler's character was dying, until he gave that dude the middle finger. Then I just cracked up.

And that is how I became impervious to sad dramatic scenes, like Titanic.

[Maximum Carnage]

I confess that I hate 4 back-to-back spoiler tags.. lmao.

[Manic]

So do I. I didn't even bother reading the confession when I saw the second set of spoiler tags.

[Aesop Rocks]

Not a big fan of those either.

I confess that I'm scared to start this other job.

[Manic]

Dude, you said you worked at a freaking slaughterhouse once. Make this new job your b****.

[Aesop Rocks]

Haha. Good point.

[Kane52630]

I confess that I hate this guy named Corey

[Aesop Rocks]

My favorite character on LOST in Syed.

[SuperFerret]

I confess that I have no desire at all to see Inception.

[Aesop Rocks]

I confess that the dream is real, Ferret.

[Manic]

I usually stay away from sweets, but I will consume every naturally and artificially flavored drink you put in my face when it's hot outside.

[Kane52630]

My favorite character on LOST in Syed.

I dont even..

[Aesop Rocks]

You better not even

[Kane52630]

You better not even

I did.

[Aesop Rocks]

How did you even

[E-Man]

I confess that I hate this guy named Corey

It took you this long to say that? We're all gonna gut him like a fish on the 23rd.

[Aesop Rocks]

:atp:

[SpiderByte]

I recently saw a conversation between two people who were on my ignore list. It was really, really wierd.

[Aesop Rocks]

That's not a confession. That's you trying to start drama.

[SpiderByte]

Um, how would it be trying to start drama? I was just saying what happened.

[Marx]

I confess that I saw 'Inception' last night, and still feel mind****** by it.

[JustABill]

I confess that like Fefe I have no desire to see this ''Inception."

[ComicChick]

I confess that I think aesop and kane have a cute lil bromance going on :atp:

[terry78]

I confess that I think aesop and kane have a cute lil bromance going on :atp:

No need to think about something you already know to be truth. :awesome:

[Aesop Rocks]

I confess that I think aesop and kane have a cute lil bromance going on :atp:

Kane hates accepting it. :csad:

[ComicChick]

I confess that I saw 'Inception' last night, and still feel mind****** by it.

me too

I confess that like Fefe I have no desire to see this ''Inception."

i actually think youd like it a lot

[Kane52630]

I confess that I think aesop and kane have a cute lil bromance going on :atp:
D: get out of here with that **** :cmad:


I confess that like Fefe I have no desire to see this ''Inception."
you are missing out.

[Kane52630]

I also confess that I want to study Wumbology

[Aesop Rocks]

I wumbo, you wumbo. he, she, we.

[Scourge2099]

I confess that I'm addicted to Sonny With A Chance.:csad:

[Ipodman]

I confess that I'm addicted to Sonny With A Chance.:csad:

I used to be.... at Season 1... then I gave up a few episodes into Season 2. :csad:

[Scourge2099]

I used to be.... at Season 1... then I gave up a few episodes into Season 2. :csad:
I got addicted since I'm not going back to college till the fall. Demi Lavato and Tiffany Thornton are so adorable. :csad:

[redmarvel]

I confess I am avoiding doing housework right now.

[ComicChick]

i confess i filed a grievance at work the other day with the union cuz some of us are getting screwed over

[Marx]

I'm sorry to hear that CC.

[ComicChick]

it's ok Marx, it had to be done but I've already heard from the Union Rep that good things are coming my way, so yay

[NotAHenchwench]

i confess i filed a grievance at work the other day with the union cuz some of us are getting screwed over

Kick some serious ass, CC. :up:

[Maximum Carnage]

CC, where do you work?

[ComicChick]

which job? lol

i work at a concert venue and in civil service

the one i'm filing for is the latter

[Downhere]

Yikes! This color scheme is a bit too bold.

There's your confession! lol.

[ComicChick]

downhere you can change it at the bottom left in the drop down menu

[SuperFerret]

I confess that I think this Rumpy Bulge thing is stupid, and even if I did care about Survivor, I wouldn't dare change my name again.

[Downhere]

downhere you can change it at the bottom left in the drop down menu

Ah, I had tried to use the drop down a little while ago and it didn't take, but now it did. Whew, thank you! I must prefer the nice soft colors. :awesome:

[Aesop Rocks]

I confess that I think this Rumpy Bulge thing is stupid, and even if I did care about Survivor, I wouldn't dare change my name again.

Oh sup, UpperErret?

[ComicChick]

what's that Noro?

[Manic]

I keep getting crap about not being fast enough at my new job. It's got me so stressed out that I never feel like eating breakfast in the morning. I had to force myself to eat a sandwich this morning, and it took me like 15 minutes to get through it.

[Kane52630]

I keep getting crap about not being fast enough at my new job. It's got me so stressed out that I never feel like eating breakfast in the morning. I had to force myself to eat a sandwich this morning, and it took me like 15 minutes to get through it.

yeah I cant eat breakfast very early in the morning

[Marx]

I keep getting crap about not being fast enough at my new job. It's got me so stressed out that I never feel like eating breakfast in the morning. I had to force myself to eat a sandwich this morning, and it took me like 15 minutes to get through it.

If you just started the job, I'd say it's normal for you to have a learning curve.

[Aesop Rocks]

what's that Noro?

Noro is an awesome song, y'all.

[Bruce Banner]

Noro is an awesome song, y'all.


You guys actually say that in Missouri?:huh:

[Maximum Carnage]

I confess.. I want to get ****ed upppp!

[SpiderByte]

I confess.. I want to get ****ed upppp!


...as in mugged, or laid?

The former is easier.

[Maximum Carnage]

****ed up! you know.. wasted. drunk. tipsy. crunk. ****ED UP! >D!

[BizarroAids]

I confess, I read in the paper that this guy named James (that bullied me from 6th grade to Freshmen year) was beat up severely. He got jumped by 2 guys.

And frankly, a part of me laughed and clapped when I read that.

Is that bad?:huh:

[Ipodman]

Yes it is bad

[BizarroAids]

Yes it is bad

Thanks. I needed another reason to feel like a d***.:csad:

[SpiderByte]

We'll, it's not like he's dead.

It's not like you were jumping around shouting "YAY! He got the **** knocked out of him!"

It's reasonable to feel a little satisfied. It's a primal human response to enjoy something bad happening to a douchebag.

[Ipodman]

Remember how Peter Parker was so happy that the robber got away with the money?

[SpiderByte]

That isn't similar to a scenario in which someone you dislike getting hurt.

You're talking about someone which you dislike was successful.

[Bruce Banner]

I confess, I read in the paper that this guy named James (that bullied me from 6th grade to Freshmen year) was beat up severely. He got jumped by 2 guys.

And frankly, a part of me laughed and clapped when I read that.

Is that bad?:huh:


I have had a moment like this.
If I was in your shoes I guess I can see where you can feel bad about the way you reacted. Another part of me would be glad the guy had a taste of what he was serving to others after all this time.

[Ipodman]

Peter Parker disliked the dude that won't pay him enough for his boxing stint. So when the dude got robbed, he was happy.

[redmarvel]

I confess, I'm a little peeved that my local grocery store has magazines only in Asian languages... yet I must admit I never bought a magazine there when they were in English.

[Maximum Carnage]

I've forgotten how funny Superbad was! Lmfao!!!

[Equint77]

hahaha... that idiot JAL finally got banned.

[SymbioticToxin]

I'm sorry, what's this now? Apatow got banned?

[Maximum Carnage]

JAL? O.o;

[JustABill]

I confess that I would gladly trade the mods a poster whose initials are S.B. for JAL to get a second chance. I also confess everyone else probably would agree as well.

[Marx]

I confess that I'd like to see more confessions. :oldrazz:

[SpiderByte]

I confess that I miss Atapow. :(

BTW Marx, what's the amount of infractions needed for a ban?

[JP]

I confess that I miss Atapow. :(


I know an easy way you both can be together.. again. :csad::yay::csad:

[Marx]

I confess that I miss Atapow. :(

BTW Marx, what's the amount of infractions needed for a ban?

A permanent ban is 10 infractions...unless you post something pornographic. (Which would be an automatic permanent ban regardless of your infraction total.)

[SpiderByte]

So...I'm safe right now.

Yay!

[Alastor]

Cake Boss is better.

I'll confess that, and this is seriously embarrassing, but I've listened to "Tik Tok" by Kesha. More than once.

[Ipodman]

Cake Boss is better.

I'll confess that, and this is seriously embarrassing, but I've listened to "Tik Tok" by Kesha. More than once.

It's Ke$ha :woot:

[ComicChick]

You guys actually say that in Missouri?:huh:

no he does that to make fun of me

[Aesop Rocks]

...

y'all

[Ipodman]

I have never seen the original Let the right one in....

[Poetic Chaos]

I just wanna be worth something to someone.

[ComicChick]

i confess i'm kind of scared of heights

[BizarroAids]

I confess. I love Spider-Man, but I freakin HATE spiders!! Big or small, they terrify the s*** out of me.:o

And no, not everyone in Missouri says "y'all". At least, not around here.

[Bruce Banner]

no he does that to make fun of me

...

y'all


I confess that I have deliberately avoid saying yall.

I have a horrible voice to begin with, I avoid doing anything that could give away where I come from.

[Schlosser85]

I think my voice is monotonous.

I'm afraid of heights.

I find having to go back to a fast food job after having a better one for two years depressing.

[Marx]

I think my voice is monotonous.

I'm afraid of heights.

I find having to go back to a fast food job after having a better one for two years depressing.

I'm sorry to hear that man. Have you tried another retail store? That's better than fast food... :csad:

[Manic]

I'm a very girly drinker. I don't particularly like beer, and I show up at barbecues with cases of Smirnoff Ice. My favorite cocktails are pretty colorful and sweet. My friend Sarah once told me how incredibly delicious apple martinis are, and I'm tempted to try one the next time I'm at a restaurant.

My only saving grace is my love for Jack & Coke.

[Marx]

I'm a very girly drinker. I don't particularly like beer, and I show up at barbecues with cases of Smirnoff Ice. My favorite cocktails are pretty colorful and sweet. My friend Sarah once told me how incredibly delicious apple martinis are, and I'm tempted to try one the next time I'm at a restaurant.

My only saving grace is my love for Jack & Coke.

I'm the same way Manic. I just can't drink beer...it makes me sick.

[SpiderByte]

I am ****ing terrified of roller coasters.

[Alastor]

If you can't drink beer, you haven't tried hard enough. My favorite is PBR on the cheap end, Killians on the pricier.

Confession: I probably drink too much. Not everyday or anything, but when I do drink, I drink A LOT. Never understood people that just have a beer with dinner and then are like "Yeah, thats enough."

[Marx]

If you can't drink beer, you haven't tried hard enough. My favorite is PBR on the cheap end, Killians on the pricier.

Confession: I probably drink too much. Not everyday or anything, but when I do drink, I drink A LOT. Never understood people that just have a beer with dinner and then are like "Yeah, thats enough."

It's a taste I have no desire to acquire.

[Downhere]

I am ****ing terrified of roller coasters.

Same here, I always think I can work up the nerve but once I'm there in front of a roller coaster in person I freeze and can't get the nerve to get on it.

[Maximum Carnage]

Hmm.. PBR and Killians.. I'm definetly gonna try those out!! I've recently tried Coor's Light and Land-Shark Lager. Land-Shark is ****ing amazing!!!

[SuperFerret]

I don't drink, but when I've tried beer in the past, it was disgusting.

[SpiderByte]

Must...not...sing...song...about beer...

4ovUzVFAqd4

[Kane52630]

Must...not...sing...song...about beer...

4ovUzVFAqd4

kid, you are too young to post a beer youtube video

[SpiderByte]

Says who? :oldrazz:

[Alastor]

Hmm.. PBR and Killians.. I'm definetly gonna try those out!! I've recently tried Coor's Light and Land-Shark Lager. Land-Shark is ****ing amazing!!!


:up:


Man, there are a lot of sallys around here, "eww, beer, pass me a champagne coolie". :oldrazz:

[Manic]

The prissiest drinks are usually the best tasting.

HHEEEEEYYYYYYY :awesome:

[JustABill]

I'm a very girly drinker. I don't particularly like beer, and I show up at barbecues with cases of Smirnoff Ice. My favorite cocktails are pretty colorful and sweet. My friend Sarah once told me how incredibly delicious apple martinis are, and I'm tempted to try one the next time I'm at a restaurant.

My only saving grace is my love for Jack & Coke.
Same.

It's the girliest, gayest thing about me. Well, save my love for all things Lady Gaga and men.

[Kane52630]

Says who? :oldrazz:

says the LAW son.

[Alastor]

The prissiest drinks are usually the best tasting.

HHEEEEEYYYYYYY :awesome:


Its not about the best tasting drink, its about getting druuunk :barf::woot:...my inner alcoholic is showing.

[Alastor]

I liked Year One....."You know what the best part of Sodom is? The sodomy"

[Manic]

Its not about the best tasting drink, its about getting druuunk :barf::woot:...my inner alcoholic is showing.

Popular brands of beer I've had usually have about 5%-10% alcohol in them. Cocktails get me drunker faster. Shots, even faster than that.

[SpiderByte]

says the LAW son.

What, it's against the law to post a song about beer?