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Batty for Bats!
10-11-2006, 09:47 PM
I use to wack it to piss porn. :confused:

About 3 to 4 weeks ago. I intentionally ran over a cat that in the road.

Master Chief
10-11-2006, 09:48 PM
omg, sick. :cmad:

Sixpence None The Richer rules though, stfu. Avril Lavigne has like, a few songs I don't mind listening to. Or maybe it's one song. :dry: I think it's "My Happy Ending" or something.

Okay, that's not really a confession. Hm...

lol, dude, you are in no place to tell me to stfu about them. You didn't even know who they were betch! :huh:

Socrates
10-11-2006, 09:51 PM
omg, sick. :cmad:



lol, dude, you are in no place to tell me to stfu about them. You didn't even know who they were betch! :huh:

True. But I suppose the same could be said about you and The Sundays. :cmad:

Master Chief
10-11-2006, 09:52 PM
Yeah. But I didn't list them. :word: If I did I'd take your stfu with a side of french fries. Because I really like french fries from restaurants and places, because they give you a big plate of them.

Hades
10-11-2006, 09:54 PM
Lol, you guys are such wussies. Avril Lavinge? Kelly Clarkson?

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Batty for Bats!
10-11-2006, 09:55 PM
I've always wondered why McDonalds never sold french fries in prepackage bags like potato chips.

Master Chief
10-11-2006, 09:55 PM
Lol, you guys are such wussies. Avril Lavinge? Kelly Clarkson?

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Killswitch Engage and Within Temptation and Trivium's hardness make up for it.

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Socrates
10-11-2006, 09:56 PM
Yeah. But I didn't list them. :word: If I did I'd take your stfu with a side of french fries. Because I really like french fries from restaurants and places, because they give you a big plate of them.

Dammit!! :cmad:

I edited in the exclamation marks, btw. And that is my confession. :cmad:

Equint77
10-11-2006, 09:57 PM
i hate Sandra Oh

so much that i grind my teeth in absolute hatred.

Hades
10-11-2006, 09:57 PM
Killswitch Engage and Within Temptation and Trivium's hardness make up for it.

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLhttp://www.paradise.gen.nz/~sloth/000721/000722g.jpg

Master Chief
10-11-2006, 09:57 PM
I've always wondered why McDonalds never sold french fries in prepackage bags like potato chips.

I wouldn't buy 'em. F**kin' lard in french fried form. BLAH! I vomt on McDonalds!

Batty for Bats!
10-11-2006, 10:02 PM
About 2 or 3 weeks ago I joined the National Guard :dew:

Ash J. Williams
10-14-2006, 03:15 AM
I tell people I'm a ninja and they don't take me seriously. Freakin' kids!

Tangled Web
10-14-2006, 07:10 PM
Killswitch Engage and Within Temptation and Trivium's hardness make up for it.

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
Sixpense None the Richer?

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Hades
10-14-2006, 07:17 PM
My dog skip is the only movie that has ever made me cry.

JLBats
10-14-2006, 07:34 PM
I've cried uncontrollably at least three times in the past week.

Hades
10-14-2006, 07:39 PM
I've cried uncontrollably at least three times in the past week.
e-hug:csad:

JLBats
10-14-2006, 07:39 PM
e-hug:csad:

Same amount of syllables as "dead dog":csad:

Tangled Web
10-14-2006, 07:47 PM
Same amount of syllables as "dead dog":csad:
:(

.

JLBats
10-14-2006, 07:51 PM
:(

.

Oh well, all better now, who wants some pie?:cmad:

Master Chief
10-14-2006, 09:22 PM
Uht oh spaghettios.

Sixpense None the Richer?

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

I'll never take you seriously ever after that internets sexcapade, lol. Sixpence None the Richer > Panic! At the Disco btw.

Decay
10-15-2006, 10:56 AM
Sometimes I think I'm gonna die alone.

Superhobo
10-21-2006, 11:35 AM
You will. Assuredly.

Decay
10-21-2006, 12:05 PM
I really don't know what i wish for right now...to die or to go on?

Ash J. Williams
10-22-2006, 01:06 AM
I don't care much for traditional ska music or just about any ska for that matter.

Ghostvirus
10-22-2006, 01:39 AM
I really don't know what i wish for right now...to die or to go on?

Please tell me you are joking? I don't really think suicide is all that cool. Trust me things will get better.

Citizen_Kaine
10-22-2006, 01:47 AM
I'm a big fan of "Total eclipse of the heart" and "Time after time" :csad:

Tangled Web
10-22-2006, 01:55 AM
I'll never take you seriously ever after that internets sexcapade, lol. Sixpence None the Richer > Panic! At the Disco btw.
Oh no sir! I must disagree, oh oh oh!
Panic! at the Disco ftw!

Hades
10-22-2006, 02:46 AM
I am god damn drunk.

God dmanit.

LEX
10-22-2006, 02:50 AM
I rekindled my undying love for soy sauce of late.

Hades
10-22-2006, 02:55 AM
I rekindled my undying love for soy sauce of late.DUDE
THIS IS JUswt LIKE LAST NIGHT

I think it means something. Something, unconcevable

Halcohol
04-23-2008, 04:29 PM
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d165/Halcohol/Bump.gif

I like wearing wife beaters because I feel like Wolverine. :)

Logan's Runt
04-23-2008, 04:42 PM
That makes you my hero. :up:

DarthRekal
04-23-2008, 05:06 PM
I Just Farted

Tempest19
04-23-2008, 05:07 PM
no way. any time I do this people "attack" me on here and last time a username got banned. No thanks.

knowsbleed
04-23-2008, 05:09 PM
I like mayonnaise. It tastes better than ketchup and I put it on all my sandwiches.

Girl_Wonder
04-23-2008, 05:24 PM
I cannot live without eating each day for dinner broccoli

The Geek Vault
04-23-2008, 05:42 PM
I once kissed someone of the same gender. The only reason I did this is because to female friends then preceded to make out and touch each other. It was SOO worth it.

Tempest19
04-23-2008, 05:43 PM
/\ dude, are u confusing ur life with AMERICAN PIE 2?

The Geek Vault
04-23-2008, 05:56 PM
/\ dude, are u confusing ur life with AMERICAN PIE 2?
hahahah nope that actually happened to me!

BlackLantern
04-23-2008, 05:59 PM
I am purposefully undercutting a co-worker to get a promotion...I'm not proud of it but I deserve it more

The Geek Vault
04-23-2008, 06:00 PM
I am purposefully undercutting a co-worker to get a promotion...I'm not proud of it but I deserve it more
Would he say that you deserve it more?

BlackLantern
04-23-2008, 06:01 PM
Would he say that you deserve it more?

Who cares what she thinks? I found out this afternoon that I am getting the spot...

QueerMike
04-23-2008, 08:07 PM
I ate some cat fur once.
Me and my brothers once ate an entire box of Dog Beef Jerkey. That stuff is gooooood!

QueerMike
04-23-2008, 08:08 PM
edit

QueerMike
04-23-2008, 08:09 PM
I've had sexual fantasies about every female I've ever come in contact with, except for immediate family, but have only had sex with total strangers.
Luckily, I have no sisters.

Rando Aces
04-23-2008, 08:17 PM
i have thought about killing.

dont hate me.

TLH
04-23-2008, 08:19 PM
i have thought about killing.

dont hate me.

I hate you.

Rando Aces
04-23-2008, 08:21 PM
I hate you.
darn

i like not wearing a shirt cause i feel badass. even though i am fat.

Nathan Petrelli
04-23-2008, 08:28 PM
i didn't care when my girlfriend dumped me for another guy, but i took it as an opportunity to make her feel like absolute crap and to watch her cry, which makes me happy

Lunar_Wolf
04-23-2008, 08:31 PM
I have to go to backstreet boys in may:csad:

Nathan Petrelli
04-23-2008, 08:41 PM
I have an inbred Chihuahua of 3 generations called Meatwad

Lunar_Wolf
04-23-2008, 08:47 PM
I have an inbred Chihuahua of 3 generations called Meatwad
Meatwad FTW!

Nathan Petrelli
04-23-2008, 08:53 PM
Meatwad FTW!


lol damn right, he is the real life Meatwad too

C.F. Kane
04-23-2008, 11:02 PM
I am willingly auditioning for a play called Naked Party. It's about a guy who throws a college Naked Party. Should I get in I will be naked on a stage.

The Geek Vault
04-23-2008, 11:07 PM
I am willingly auditioning for a play called Naked Party. It's about a guy who throws a college Naked Party. Should I get in I will be naked on a stage.
Good luck with that man, that takes balls literally

Finlandman
04-23-2008, 11:10 PM
I have eaten my own defecation as a baby. :O

Captain Planet!
04-23-2008, 11:10 PM
"These are my confessions.. slipped my mind the last two times, silly me... well now I gotta give ya part 3... Sometimes when I kiss you I fantasize your a midget... oh I'm so sorry Heather-- I mean Bridget."

Captain Planet!
04-23-2008, 11:11 PM
I just dped.

bullets
04-23-2008, 11:19 PM
i still talk to my ex girlfriend sometimes and considered hooking up with her. I'm sure she would do it. i dont ever want to be back with her though.

DarknessOfDeath
04-23-2008, 11:33 PM
I put french fries usually in my burger...

sometimes, well when I was a kid, I was afraid the boogery man would come and visit me covered in greenish/yellowish boogers...

... weird...

Okay... I listened to Ace of Base.

Masamune
04-23-2008, 11:57 PM
I enjoyed Batman Forever.

Nathan Petrelli
04-23-2008, 11:57 PM
I like to dissect girls... did you know that I'm utterly insane?

DarknessOfDeath
04-23-2008, 11:58 PM
I like Ducky from the Land before time...she's so cute... I could hold her. :)

BlackLantern
04-24-2008, 12:00 AM
I watched Melrose Place religiously and loved it....it was how me and my mother bonded when I was a teenager

DarknessOfDeath
04-24-2008, 12:10 AM
awwww...

when I was a little kid, I saw my first sex tape my parents had in the VCR. Random moment though, my bro and I happened to be watching t.v when all of the sudden my bro pressed the play button and two ppl were having sex...the woman seemed like she wasn't really enjoying it that much. She looked bored.

I SEE SPIDEY
04-24-2008, 12:38 AM
I still like BackStreet Boys and N'Sync's music.

Joker
04-24-2008, 03:45 AM
I still like BackStreet Boys and N'Sync's music.

Until right now, I always thought you were a dude.

Halcohol
04-24-2008, 11:50 AM
I may have made a mistake resurrecting this thread. :confused:

SuBe
04-24-2008, 12:15 PM
I support the FairTax...

Erzengel
04-24-2008, 12:18 PM
I peed in your pool. Yaaaaahhh!!!

Lunar_Wolf
04-24-2008, 01:36 PM
I still like BackStreet Boys and N'Sync's music.
Want my ticket?

Untilteld
04-24-2008, 03:00 PM
I have an addicition to Wonka Nerds. :o

I SEE SPIDEY
04-24-2008, 03:14 PM
Want my ticket?Somehow I doubt that you are living in Ohio, so no.

I SEE SPIDEY
04-24-2008, 03:16 PM
Until right now, I always thought you were a dude.Everybody says that. I can assure you that I am not. Look at my sig and my pictures in The Photo Album thread.

Lunar_Wolf
04-24-2008, 04:25 PM
Somehow I doubt that you are living in Ohio, so no.
As a matter of fact, I do live in Ohio...I'm just playing....I live far far away from Ohio.

Captain Planet!
04-24-2008, 04:31 PM
I still like Batman & Robin.

DarknessOfDeath
04-24-2008, 04:51 PM
I woke up with chocolate all over my chest...

Sugarculted
04-24-2008, 07:18 PM
Sometimes if I'm in a boring situation such as a queue in the bank, I'll get lost in my thoughts, wondering what would happen if the place got attacked. I'd check the area around me, look at potential weapons and think of the best way to defend myself.

spike spiegel
04-24-2008, 07:25 PM
I've just recently ordered two sets of Star Wars MicroMachine sets, and plan on ordering more to add to my collection in the future.

Also, I take baths with a rubber duck that plays a song when you squeeze it.

Starbird
04-24-2008, 07:54 PM
I once typed in dildo(southpark gets you thinking.) on google, my dad walked in the room and asked me if I was gay. (I was 11.)

Captain_BluTac
04-24-2008, 07:59 PM
I have the Samwell vid favourited on YouTube.

Saint
04-24-2008, 08:03 PM
I once slept with someone of the same gender, when unfeasibly drunk. We didn't have sex, but it was still really embarassing.

This is why Saint doesn't drink.

As for a confession? I refer to my type of beard as "a Ryker" because science-fiction is the most obvious frame of reference to me.

Sawyer
04-24-2008, 08:13 PM
I got pretty wasted one night and slept with a girl I didnt know. The next week she tells me shes pregnant. I asked her what she was going to do, and she said she was going to raise it in her home of Texas. She told me she would be fine, as her older sister, who had two babies of her own, and mom could help her. I said alright, and walked away. The next thing I knew, she was on tv and in magazines telling people that she was having a baby and that some other kid was the dad. Apparently, this girl and her sister are famous or something and she has her own tv show. I've never heard of either of them.
So, can someone tell me...

Who the f*** is Jamie Lynn Spears?



:D:D:D

Girl_Wonder
04-24-2008, 08:52 PM
^ LMAO. evil!

I just cried for the latest(and sadly most unliked) contestant booted from a reality show(survivor) *hangs head in shame*

Poeman
04-28-2008, 12:04 AM
i turned down sex last night with a cute girl, only because she smokes :(

Poeman
04-28-2008, 12:06 AM
I got pretty wasted one night and slept with a girl I didnt know. The next week she tells me shes pregnant. I asked her what she was going to do, and she said she was going to raise it in her home of Texas. She told me she would be fine, as her older sister, who had two babies of her own, and mom could help her. I said alright, and walked away. The next thing I knew, she was on tv and in magazines telling people that she was having a baby and that some other kid was the dad. Apparently, this girl and her sister are famous or something and she has her own tv show. I've never heard of either of them.
So, can someone tell me...

Who the f*** is Jamie Lynn Spears?



:D:D:D

lol thats funny...i stayed away from the last line, but u got me good

chaseter
04-28-2008, 12:23 AM
I woke up with chocolate all over my chest...
I have woken up completely naked in my bed and I sleep with boxers and a wife beater. It was weird.

OctaviusINC
04-28-2008, 12:34 AM
In my senior year of high school, I made out with my best friend's girlfriend and we've never told him .

Vilya
04-29-2008, 03:36 AM
I still like Batman & Robin.

me too :oldrazz:

Lunar_Wolf
04-29-2008, 03:44 AM
I played Marvel vs Cap com as a kid and hated it. I grabbed a pencil and scratched the cd. It was pretty ****ed. But no worries, it was only a rental copy.

Poeman
04-29-2008, 08:28 AM
i confess..i listen to justin timberlake

Agent M
05-02-2008, 06:01 PM
i confess that i went online the other day to see if i could find some power ranger zords on ebay...lol

HaHaAsh
05-02-2008, 06:06 PM
i hate my "friends"

BlackLantern
05-02-2008, 06:07 PM
I confess to using my job as an excuse to blow friends and family off

Captain_BluTac
05-02-2008, 06:30 PM
I have cried at 9 TV shows in the past week, including and episode of Futurama.

litlgreendude
09-12-2009, 09:07 PM
I am 21 and i have only had sex with onegirl
and that was 2 years ago

Marx
09-12-2009, 09:19 PM
I hate peas.

Spider-ManHero12
09-12-2009, 09:34 PM
I still haven't seen any of the Bourne films.

VenomVsSpidey
09-12-2009, 09:36 PM
I think the star wars prequels were well put together films. but i still hate jar jar.

Alexia Dark
09-12-2009, 09:39 PM
I made this post solely so I could see my avvy on the screen again, because I am utterly obsessed and think that Robert Cuccioli's version of Hyde is one of the sexiest characters ever created. And on Broadway, no less :D.

Marx
09-12-2009, 09:50 PM
I like Alexia's new avvy. :cwink:

CashforStash
09-12-2009, 09:56 PM
My wallpaper on my cell phone is the Ghostbusters dancing :(

Alexia Dark
09-12-2009, 09:59 PM
I like Alexia's new avvy. :cwink:

I've watched the press reel at least once a day for nearly a year.

I need help. :csad:

Marx
09-12-2009, 10:00 PM
My wallpaper on my cell phone is the Ghostbusters dancing :(

That brings a smile to my face. :yay:

VenomVsSpidey
09-12-2009, 10:25 PM
My wallpaper on my cell phone is the Ghostbusters dancing :(


this.:awesome:

CashforStash
09-12-2009, 10:28 PM
Its also a GIF so it moves :O

Wolfwood
09-12-2009, 10:39 PM
I had an emotional affair with my friend's girlfriend.

Dark Phantom
09-12-2009, 11:05 PM
I had an emotional affair with my friend's girlfriend.

Funny. Mine was sexual

:hehe:

litlgreendude
09-12-2009, 11:09 PM
my cat is watching me type this

DarkReflections
09-13-2009, 02:28 AM
ive never had a girlfriend yet. :csad:

Eggyman
09-13-2009, 02:42 AM
This morning I took the covers off my girlfriend and took a pic of her nakedness using her phone. Then I set the pic as her wallpaper. I'm expecting a text.

litlgreendude
09-13-2009, 03:30 AM
a salute your evil genuis

Wolfwood
09-13-2009, 05:18 AM
Funny. Mine was sexual

:hehe:

Mine came close to being sexual, but I guess I took too long because she wound up going with a third guy.

AxlsAppetite
09-13-2009, 05:41 AM
Dude, she's a whore.

Captain_BluTac
09-13-2009, 05:57 AM
Over the past 6 months I've got myself in about £2000 worth of debt (split between various members of friends and family) and all I spent it on was nights out and a novelty T-shirt with the cookie monster on it..... and a pregnancy test.

Eggyman
09-13-2009, 06:05 AM
Over the past 6 months I've got myself in about £2000 worth of debt (split between various members of friends and family) and all I spent it on was nights out and a novelty T-shirt with the cookie monster on it..... and a pregnancy test.

:huh:

/you're gay??

Captain_BluTac
09-13-2009, 06:15 AM
:huh:

/you're gay??

I was drunk and it was part of a dare that had me running around Tesco it 3 AM, screaming "it's positive" until I was escorted off the premises.

Edit - And yes I'm gay... mostly.

Bruce Banner
09-13-2009, 07:41 AM
I haven't told my family that I am having a crisis of faith.

Doctor Jones
09-13-2009, 12:31 PM
I steel food... from Gus's desk when he's not looking.

Alexia Dark
09-13-2009, 12:38 PM
I have been a member of vampirefreaks.com for about 2 weeks. And I love it.

Kable24
09-13-2009, 12:47 PM
I'm only with my wife for financial reasons.

Wolfwood
09-13-2009, 01:20 PM
Dude, she's a whore.

Yeah, which makes me glad nothing ever came out of it.

Doctor Jones
09-13-2009, 02:33 PM
I'm only with my wife for financial reasons.

Damn. :dry:

Jumpin' Jack
09-13-2009, 02:51 PM
I had Busted ( yes the boy band) on my Ipod

Bruce Banner
09-13-2009, 05:23 PM
I don't want to live past 45. I know its screwd up I just don't want to suffer when I get older and my current health problems worsen.

I am kind of a lonely person. I have learned to accept it.

I daydream about leaving my house and just traveling for a few years. Kind of like Forrest Gump when he went running around the country.

Anubis
09-13-2009, 05:25 PM
I don't like Cricket.

Dark Phantom
09-13-2009, 05:41 PM
Mine came close to being sexual, but I guess I took too long because she wound up going with a third guy.

Oh my god! That's exactly what happened to me...except i did get sexual with this girl. It was last summer and her boyfriend was going away to camp for 3 weeks. so the day of he left, she took me to her house and just as we were about to get it on....her parents walked in :o. She was grounded for a month, "couldnt" continue a realtionship...i found out later this year she did the same thing to 2 best friends fighting over her.

Dude, she's a whore.

Catholic school girls, man...they are the definition

ComicChick
09-13-2009, 10:17 PM
i read this whole thread :wall:

Alexia Dark
09-13-2009, 10:20 PM
One look at Dark Phantom's usertitle, and I was very tempted to belt out a high E. At almost 11:30 PM.

ComicChick
09-13-2009, 10:24 PM
i hate my house and would move immediately if i could afford it

The Guard
09-13-2009, 10:26 PM
I did not care for The Godfather.

AxlsAppetite
09-13-2009, 10:28 PM
^For reelz or Family Guy reference?

I used to be scared of the pink eel in the level "Jolly Roger's Bay" on Super Mario 64.


This thing ruined my childhood.
http://i30.tinypic.com/m9rh9c.jpg

VenomVsSpidey
09-13-2009, 10:56 PM
i like musical scores more than pretty much any other music.

Swordmaster
09-13-2009, 11:07 PM
I did not care for The Godfather.

Because it insisted upon itself?

Dark Phantom
09-13-2009, 11:38 PM
One look at Dark Phantom's usertitle, and I was very tempted to belt out a high E. At almost 11:30 PM.

Then sing... Sing my Angel of Music! SING FOR MEEEEEEE!!! :cmad:

i like musical scores more than pretty much any other music.

You are now my best friend! :woot:

Lighthouse
09-13-2009, 11:41 PM
I'm really sick and tired of anything X-Men. I honestly don't care if I see anything X-Men for another 10 years.

Master Chief
09-13-2009, 11:50 PM
I don't want to live past 45. I know its screwd up I just don't want to suffer when I get older and my current health problems worsen.

I am kind of a lonely person. I have learned to accept it.

I daydream about leaving my house and just traveling for a few years. Kind of like Forrest Gump when he went running around the country.

Meditation, look into it and the world is yours. :heart:

Speedball
09-14-2009, 12:31 AM
I have thoughts of murdering Kanye West in multiple ways... One is killing him with Talyor Swifts Guitar.

Dark Victory
09-14-2009, 01:16 AM
I am constantly worrying about my future.

I get very nervous when I'm in the presence of a very cute, popular girl

I go to the comic book store early as possible to make sure no one from school can see me

Every now and then, I think that anybody who believes in Christianity is an idiot

I liked Freddy Got Fingered.

I only do extra-curricular activities for college

ultrasuperduckman
09-14-2009, 03:01 AM
I go to the comic book store early as possible to make sure no one from school can see me

Haha, my comic store is unfortunately RIGHT NEXT to a hair school. So every single time I go to pick up my new books there are at least 4 smokin' hot babes standin' outside talking to each other or waiting on rides.

And here I come, little 'ol me, walkin' up past them on my way to the store with the life size Spider-Man in the window. They giggle and I can see it in their eyes that they think I'm such a nerd...

But I hit on them anyways.

Silvermoth
09-14-2009, 05:07 AM
^For reelz or Family Guy reference?

I used to be scared of the pink eel in the level "Jolly Roger's Bay" on Super Mario 64.


This thing ruined my childhood.
http://i30.tinypic.com/m9rh9c.jpg

Never mind. I used to get frightened of Dopefish...
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9497/dopefishliveskakkit.gif

Time to be serious now because this is true.

Whenever I meet people, I'm scared that they'll see what I'm really like inside and they'll think that's boring or stupid. So I do stupid things and sometimes I speak with a high pitched voice because that way they'll never be able to guess what I'm really like.

ultrasuperduckman
09-14-2009, 05:38 AM
Nah man, what you need to do is start making different characters up. So that way everytime you go out and meet someone new, you can be someone new. Think of it as SNL sketch or something.

Or do impressions of your favorite movie characters. That way, if they are able to guess who you are, then there ya go. Something to talk about and you've made a new friend.

Spider-Kid
09-14-2009, 06:29 AM
I like Silent Night, Deadly Night.

Bruce Banner
09-14-2009, 07:34 AM
Meditation, look into it and the world is yours. :heart:


I have read about it just not attempted it yet.

Aesop Rocks
09-14-2009, 07:37 AM
I am in love with over 98% of the Hype Members on here.

~

No, really though.

Bruce Banner
09-14-2009, 07:39 AM
I am in love with over 98% of the Hype Members on here.

~

No, really though.


I can only wonder about the other 2%

Jumpin' Jack
09-14-2009, 07:49 AM
I found out my girlfriend in highschool use to masturbate over lesbian porn

The Guard
09-14-2009, 02:18 PM
Because it insisted upon itself?

Yup.

Tex
09-14-2009, 02:22 PM
i went to my first AA meeting last night.

Kable24
09-14-2009, 02:55 PM
I like Silent Night, Deadly Night.


Who doesn't? That is a classic 80's horror movie.

Kable24
09-14-2009, 02:57 PM
My best friend is a woman 14 years younger than me and there is nothing perverted or sexual about it.

VenomVsSpidey
09-14-2009, 02:58 PM
You are now my best friend! :woot:

YES! :up: :woot::awesome:

VenomVsSpidey
09-14-2009, 02:59 PM
I liked Freddy Got Fingered.


daddy, would you like some sausage? :hehe:

BatMatt
09-14-2009, 04:02 PM
Family Guy sucks (now), Guard you can do better than that

piccolo
09-14-2009, 04:09 PM
^For reelz or Family Guy reference?

I used to be scared of the pink eel in the level "Jolly Roger's Bay" on Super Mario 64.


This thing ruined my childhood.
http://i30.tinypic.com/m9rh9c.jpg

I remember when this thing or the giant fish in the pond on the mountain stage ever got too close to mario I would shut the game off and start over. I dont know what they would have done to me had I kept playing and I never let myself find out.

Glad i'm not the only one.

King of Kings
09-14-2009, 04:25 PM
I still love my ex-girlfriend.

Spider-Vader
09-14-2009, 04:28 PM
i like musical scores more than pretty much any other music.
Ditto.
I'm really sick and tired of anything X-Men. I honestly don't care if I see anything X-Men for another 10 years.
Don't worry, I have a feeling come 2012 the Avengers boot X-Men out of the Marvel's #1 team spot.

AxlsAppetite
09-14-2009, 08:29 PM
I liked Freddy Got Fingered.

Me too, and I like Pauly Shore movies as well.

VenomVsSpidey
09-14-2009, 08:31 PM
Me too, and I like Pauly Shore movies as well.

i love FgF. THIS IS A FANCY RESTAURANT! lol.

bio-dome is a win tooo

Eklypze
09-14-2009, 08:35 PM
I had a crush on Gadget from Rescue Rangers when I was a kid. Talk about a hottie!!!

Eklypze
09-14-2009, 08:37 PM
Viva Los Bio-Dome!!! Gotta admit I used to love Pauly Shore movies as well. Ive actually watched Bio-Dome within the last 90 days. Plus Son-In-Law is an fn classic and was the first time I was introduced to the ever-beautiful Carla Gugino plus its what Ive always remembered her from first and foremost

TheDreamMaster
09-14-2009, 10:26 PM
Who doesn't? That is a classic 80's horror movie.
I like Silent Night Deadly Night 2.

I'm deathly afraid that 2012 will be the end of the world. I am a religious person, and my religion says to believe that we don't know when the end is going to be, but listening to all this prediction stuff has gotten me kind of worried. I mean, I've got a young daughter, and a girlfriend whom I both love, as well as I'm not that old myself, and I'm afraid of something destorying all that at the end of 2012.

Bruce Banner
09-14-2009, 10:33 PM
I love women who have emotional problems. Maybe even a hint of underlying crazy. Especially like Michelle Phieffer's Selina Kyle in Batmans Returns. I would love to meet someone like that.

ComicChick
09-15-2009, 12:40 AM
i'm an insomniac and have been since i was about 12. and i know the exact moment i became one

Tex
09-15-2009, 01:27 AM
im an insomniac as well. i use to take meds to try and sleep but stop all that.

ComicChick
09-15-2009, 11:12 AM
No meds here but I've considered the idea. I have more enery on two-three hrs of sleep than I do on 8 it feels like

TheFuture
09-15-2009, 11:20 AM
I hate teenagers. Well that's a bit harsh, I hate the My Super Sweet 16 kind of teenagers.

VenomVsSpidey
09-15-2009, 11:27 AM
No meds here but I've considered the idea. I have more enery on two-three hrs of sleep than I do on 8 it feels like

me too. every night of school i go to sleep at 2 a.m. wake up at 5 a.m. yet, i'm wide awake all day.

Lasirius
09-15-2009, 01:19 PM
I am constantly worrying about my future.

This. But like my momma says "Don't get worried, get busy."

BillyZaned
09-15-2009, 01:26 PM
I'm too aggressive... I need to lay off people, and accept that people make mistakes and that I can be wrong...

I'm also to concerned about my body image... if I miss one day of working out, I feel like a fat slob and get depressed.....

Go Web Go!
09-15-2009, 01:27 PM
I had a crush on Gadget from Rescue Rangers when I was a kid. Talk about a hottie!!!

I get all hot and bothered thinking about Jessica Rabbit.

Spider-Kid
09-15-2009, 01:51 PM
Who doesn't? That is a classic 80's horror movie.


:doh: I suppose. But out of all the bad reviews, I really had to say it was a good movie...

Kable24
09-15-2009, 01:52 PM
i'm an insomniac and have been since i was about 12. and i know the exact moment i became one


I wonder if I am. I take a sleeping pill every night and still wake up a couple hours later wide awake for the rest of the night or I doze in and out for a few minutes at a time. I've had 2 sleep studies and nothing ever comes from them.

VenomVsSpidey
09-15-2009, 02:13 PM
i think spider-man 3 was the best spider-man film in the trilogy. deeply flawed? yes. perfect? no. not even TDK is. but i still get a kick outta it, so, i'm happy.

piccolo
09-15-2009, 02:14 PM
i think spider-man 3 was the best spider-man film in the trilogy. deeply flawed? yes. perfect? no. not even TDK is. but i still get a kick outta it, so, i'm happy.

The 5 minutes of Spider-jerk was better than the entirety of the rest of the 3 films combined.

VenomVsSpidey
09-15-2009, 02:18 PM
The 5 minutes of Spider-jerk was better than the entirety of the rest of the 3 films combined.


i dont care how many times i've seen it, i giggle like a little kid in a candy / toy shop at the dance scene. it's so...cheesy, but in the funniest way.

Colossal Spoons
09-15-2009, 02:20 PM
I almost walked out during Spider-jerk's dancing and snapping. But him making MJ cry more than made up for it :up:

VenomVsSpidey
09-15-2009, 02:25 PM
I almost walked out during Spider-jerk's dancing and snapping. But him making MJ cry more than made up for it :up:


oddly enough...the black lady next to me lol'd. lol'd her *** off.

piccolo
09-15-2009, 02:29 PM
How could you not appreciate spider-jerk heckling random girls on the street and telling the russian chick to go make him some chocolate chip cookies? Or when he flipped his jacket and a rush of wind blew back Gwens hair? That guy was pure alpha.

xisaacx
09-16-2009, 09:18 PM
I lie to girls, a lot

Colossal Spoons
09-16-2009, 09:21 PM
I lie to girls, a lot

Well yeah

AndThePickles
09-16-2009, 09:24 PM
:cmad:

Dark Phantom
09-22-2009, 10:48 AM
Today's my birthday :o

Jumpin' Jack
09-22-2009, 11:20 AM
I have sometimes to much self esteem

Erzengel
09-22-2009, 11:59 AM
Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much.

Alexia Dark
09-22-2009, 12:01 PM
I turned down a job basically telemarketing to teachers on behalf of a theatre company that tends to have a lot of classes come to see the shows... mostly because it was part-time 9-1 and it takes me 2 hours to get there, and I am lazy. I applied to usher, not to solicit. As soon as I get a new job, Telephone Interviewer is gone from my resume.

Kable24
09-22-2009, 12:58 PM
My jimmy runs deep. So deep it put her damn butt to sleep.

AxlsAppetite
09-22-2009, 01:01 PM
I like the Jim Varney movies "Ernest......"

Go Web Go!
09-22-2009, 01:10 PM
I think Flo from the Progressive ads is hot.

Jumpin' Jack
09-22-2009, 01:35 PM
I like girls who are beautiful when they take of those thick-rimmed glasses and let their hair down. ( who doesn't ? )

Silverstein
09-22-2009, 01:54 PM
ok since no-one want to go i'll go first;

i google pictures of Brad pitt and admire his beauty.


alright, someone elses turn :mad:

Wow. You stole my concept for a thread. I was going to make a "Never have I ever" thread, but being as how, there'd be little to no alcohol(since this is the nets), It'd pretty much be this.

ComicChick
09-22-2009, 02:42 PM
Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much.

i have to close my eyes and hiiiiiiiide

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5692/marykatherinegallagher.jpg

VenomVsSpidey
09-22-2009, 02:44 PM
I'm pissed.

Silverstein
09-22-2009, 05:32 PM
I confess, sometimes I'm so awesome that it bleeds out of me. The blood has formed Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan before.

[A]
09-22-2009, 05:38 PM
I just got rid of some body fluids in a public place.

Silverstein
09-22-2009, 05:46 PM
;17508951']I just got rid of some body fluids in a public place.

:barf:

C.F. Kane
09-22-2009, 05:56 PM
I said I didn't eat a friend's cookie when I totally did. :csad:

ComicChick
09-22-2009, 06:30 PM
I'm not always as nice in real life as I am on the hype

Silverstein
09-22-2009, 09:28 PM
I'm not always as nice in real life as I am on the hype

That still makes you pretty damn nice.:woot:

Alexia Dark
09-22-2009, 09:37 PM
I am actually a lot nicer in real life than I am on here.

Actual confession: I have a huge, huge crush on a man old enough to be my father, even though the musical that introduced me to him opened 12 years ago.

That is him in my avvy.

:(

ComicChick
09-22-2009, 09:44 PM
ive read over 200 pages of textbooks for one of my classes, and i'm doing better in the class that i've only read 5 pgs in

Lunar_Wolf
09-22-2009, 09:47 PM
I collec ticket stumps...

Wolfwood
09-22-2009, 10:24 PM
I think I'm becoming really attracted to my co-worker.

Speedball
09-22-2009, 10:43 PM
I feel like the only people who really ever loved are dead...

ComicChick
09-22-2009, 10:51 PM
i'm working for fall out boy and blink 182 next week

Lunar_Wolf
09-22-2009, 10:53 PM
I plan on murdering CC, to steal her job.

Anubis
09-22-2009, 10:56 PM
I'm planning on asking CC to kick Pete Whence in the nuts.

Go Web Go!
09-22-2009, 10:57 PM
i'm working for fall out boy and blink 182 next week

They're in town Saturday. I used to love Blink, but FOB is a dealbreaker. Not going to that show.

DarkReflections
09-22-2009, 10:59 PM
im planning on asking cc to get an interview with blink and to get them to say how awesome i am and that i am their favorite fan. and to record it on tape.

AlteredEgo
09-22-2009, 11:05 PM
i'm working for fall out boy and blink 182 next weekdidn't you work the No Doubt/ Paramore show as well, or was that someone else? :huh:

ComicChick
09-22-2009, 11:11 PM
I plan on murdering CC, to steal her job.

its only a one day gig, you dont have to murder me, i'd give it to you. we're gonna be shortstaffed anyway

I'm planning on asking CC to kick Pete Wentz in the nuts.
i doubt i'll even see any of em, dont really care to? the only FOB i like is the lead singer cuz he did that song with the Roots :up: and the only blinker i like is travis

im planning on asking cc to get an interview with blink and to get them to say how awesome i am and that i am their favorite fan. and to record it on tape.

the show's pretty much sold out so we'll be so slammed i'll be lucky if can make out what songs are played let alone who is on stage

ComicChick
09-22-2009, 11:12 PM
didn't you work the No Doubt/ Paramore show as well, or was that someone else? :huh:

that was me, didn't meet any of them but i met the Sounds

i'm also working KISS! in a couple of weeks!!!

Tex
09-23-2009, 02:52 AM
CC what is your job title? or what exactly do you do?

Kable24
09-23-2009, 09:21 AM
Yeah I am curious about what you do too.

Wylie Times
09-23-2009, 10:00 AM
I rather liked the movie Norbit. :O

Silverstein
09-23-2009, 06:17 PM
I feel like chicken tonight. Like chicken tonight.

Alexia Dark
09-23-2009, 06:43 PM
I will probably be majorly bummed if I don't get cast as Fantine in Les Miserables. I was sick during my audition, and even sicker during callbacks, and didn't do as well as I should have, and I am paranoid I am going to be chorus. Which isn't so bad, since it is an amazing show, but it would be so weird to watch someone else sing the songs I know that I should be singing.

Raiden
09-23-2009, 06:59 PM
I will probably be majorly bummed if I don't get cast as Fantine in Les Miserables. I was sick during my audition, and even sicker during callbacks, and didn't do as well as I should have, and I am paranoid I am going to be chorus. Which isn't so bad, since it is an amazing show, but it would be so weird to watch someone else sing the songs I know that I should be singing.

I really like Les Miserables (saw it on Broadway years ago, and own their CD). Fantine is a great, albeit small, role, and it doesn't get as much attention as Eponine imo.

Majic Walrus
09-23-2009, 07:05 PM
ok since no-one want to go i'll go first;

i google pictures of Brad pitt and admire his beauty.


alright, someone elses turn :mad:

Who the hell makes their username "New Shh! user."?

ComicChick
09-23-2009, 07:06 PM
CC what is your job title? or what exactly do you do?

Yeah I am curious about what you do too.

i guess technically it'd be called vendor? I work for the venue, and when the bands come in on tour we sort out their merchandise and sell it.

ComicChick
09-23-2009, 07:06 PM
Who the hell makes their username "New Shh! user."?

look at the date. was probably someone in disguise

Majic Walrus
09-23-2009, 08:12 PM
Ooohh.. secret agent.

Bruce Banner
09-23-2009, 09:36 PM
i'm working for fall out boy and blink 182 next week

Do you work in radio?

My cousin works 102.1 and has done some work for the bands at certain events.


And my confession I have accidently bumped into Katherine Heigle and almost stepped on Neil Patrick Harris's foot.

ComicChick
09-23-2009, 09:40 PM
Do you work in radio?

My cousin works 102.1 and has done some work for the bands at certain events.



no, it's for the Va Beach Amphitheatre (you might be familiar since you're from VA), and i guess technically it's under LiveNation. I've worn their shirt while working before

Bruce Banner
09-23-2009, 09:43 PM
no, it's for the Va Beach Amphitheatre (you might be familiar since you're from VA), and i guess technically it's under LiveNation. I've worn their shirt while working before

I'm familar with it. It just dawned on me that my best friend is taking his sister there next week for that I think. Thats her birthday present.

ComicChick
09-23-2009, 09:48 PM
I'm familar with it. It just dawned on me that my best friend is taking his sister there next week for that I think. Thats her birthday present.

well if they come up to one of the merch booths, i might be in one of them :ninja:

Bruce Banner
09-23-2009, 09:52 PM
well if they come up to one of the merch booths, i might be in one of them :ninja:


Well that would be funny, look for a guy in a Atlanta braves hat worn backwards and his redheaded sister with him. :yay:

ComicChick
09-23-2009, 10:21 PM
in a crowd expected to be about 20,000 or more, sure lol

Bruce Banner
09-23-2009, 10:27 PM
in a crowd expected to be about 20,000 or more, sure lol


Haha awesome.


I need to make a trip to the beach before it gets to cold. I wanna go to the Bar at the Hilton. And eat at Planet Pizza that would be great.

Marx
09-23-2009, 10:29 PM
It's been too long since I've been to a beach.

enterthemadness
09-23-2009, 10:30 PM
An Honest confession. Okay.

I'm 22 years old years old and have never done anything physical with a woman. And yes,...I realize that may not be uncommon.

Bruce Banner
09-23-2009, 10:32 PM
It's been too long since I've been to a beach.

For me after living on the water I couldn't stand to be but so far away. I don't know if I could handle Ohio.

ultrasuperduckman
09-23-2009, 10:54 PM
I got really wasted (as you can probably guess given my threads) and done things with a guy :doh:

It was weird...but I've told my current girlfriend and the guy and I are able to laugh about it. So it's all good. :word:


About as honest as I can get haha.

Marx
09-23-2009, 10:57 PM
For me after living on the water I couldn't stand to be but so far away. I don't know if I could handle Ohio.

I think it would be great to live near a beach. I'd love to just go anytime and listen to the waves.

Sigh...

Bruce Banner
09-23-2009, 11:05 PM
I think it would be great to live near a beach. I'd love to just go anytime and listen to the waves.

Sigh...


Well there is always the great lakes for you.

And Batgasm that was as honest as you can get.

Marx
09-23-2009, 11:11 PM
I got really wasted (as you can probably guess given my threads) and done things with a guy :doh:

It was weird...but I've told my current girlfriend and the guy and I are able to laugh about it. So it's all good. :word:


About as honest as I can get haha.

That is pretty honest BG. :oldrazz:

Well there is always the great lakes for you.

That's true.

ultrasuperduckman
09-23-2009, 11:15 PM
Yep. It was a pretty crazy night.

ComicChick
09-23-2009, 11:51 PM
i've drank before but i've never been drunk, lil buzs maybe, but never drunk or hungover in my life

Aesop Rocks
09-23-2009, 11:55 PM
I gotta 'nother confession my friend.
I'm no fool.
/Foo Fighters

something something.

Joke.

Real confession:

I was the guy Bat-Gasm messed around with.

And we were sober.

Real, REAL Confession:

I know my sisters boyfriend beats her. No one, not even them know I know.

terry78
09-23-2009, 11:55 PM
I've had a stutter since I was young, and while it's not that prominent now, if it does happen during public speaking or in a crowd it makes me extremely frustrated and nervous.

Aesop Rocks
09-23-2009, 11:56 PM
For about the first few months of ALL my nephews lives, I couldn't be around them.

Babies terrify me.

ComicChick
09-23-2009, 11:58 PM
I know my sisters boyfriend beats her. No one, not even them know I know.

dude get her some help. how old is she

ComicChick
09-23-2009, 11:59 PM
For about the first few months of ALL my nephews lives, I couldn't be around them.

Babies terrify me.

me too
i'm always scared of dropping one.

i have a relative whose father was a huge alcoholic, he dropped her on her head as a baby and she's mentally retarded as a result. he never drank another drop after that day
but she's in her 70's now and still about mentally 8 :(

Aesop Rocks
09-24-2009, 12:05 AM
dude get her some help. how old is she
She's 22....or...23. I forget. I'm not going to get into it and send him to jail because while he does do that, he also puts a roof over their head and bread on the table.
me too
i'm always scared of dropping one.

i have a relative whose father was a huge alcoholic, he dropped her on her head as a baby and she's mentally retarded as a result. he never drank another drop after that day
but she's in her 70's now and still about mentally 8 :(
:csad:

Yeah, today I was playing with my nephews (the new borns)
http://i37.tinypic.com/15gvvqp.jpg

(Took it about a week ago)

my other ones are in pre-school and kindergarten.

Well, I was playing with the one in blue (Real Name: Jordan) and was walking around with him and my arm started having a random muscle spavin(?) and It was the most terrifying thing I had ever been through.

ComicChick
09-24-2009, 12:13 AM
She's 22....or...23. I forget. I'm not going to get into it and send him to jail because while he does do that, he also puts a roof over their head and bread on the table.

:csad:



that doesn't make it right. just because he does that doesn't give him a right to abuse her. dude its your sister, that's flesh and blood, and he's hurting her. what happens when it gets worse and he hurts her real bad? it always gets worse.

Aesop Rocks
09-24-2009, 12:17 AM
that doesn't make it right. just because he does that doesn't give him a right to abuse her. dude its your sister, that's flesh and blood, and he's hurting her. what happens when it gets worse and he hurts her real bad? it always gets worse.


take it from a girl who was tied up to a tree once. reach out to her

I know what you mean but, he's honestly a good guy, he really is.

It's just when the whiskey hit's his system.

I mean, it's not like they have MMA matches every day.

It's happened like twice in 4 years.

Maximum Carnage
09-24-2009, 12:25 AM
Honest confession! I spent everyday of middle school, high school, and the first year of college denying the fact that I was gay. I thought I would like women if I tried, but after drinking a half of a bottle of Smirnoff among other things that night, I hooked up with a girl at one of my parties.

Needless to say I wasn't interested after that... lmfao..

There. That's all you guys get for now. :P

chaseter
09-24-2009, 12:32 AM
Sorry but if you don't do something to stop him from beating her, that is pretty ****ed up and she could even end up dead some day. My Aunt had a husband that use to beat her and my cousin and even threatened me once. I take abuse seriously. She finally wised up and she left his ***. He would have killed her if she kept letting him do that and if not, I cannot imagine the life she would have.

I honestly can't believe you are weighing her life of being beaten against him putting food on the table.

Spider-Fan
09-24-2009, 12:37 AM
Ummm...beating your girl is not right under any circumstances. I don't care if he has a mansion and plates the floor with gold wherever she walks at all other times :dry:

He is not a good guy, and you should report him. It is the right thing to do and by being inactive, you condone it.