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Hound55
12-30-2010, 01:01 AM
I confess I have not felt like drinking in a long time. I'm only now 21, did not drink before I turned 21, and then got really drunk on this stuff called Golden Grain. My girlfriend and her brother and some friends convinced me to take two straight shots of it, then mixed up about two more drinks or so with it for me. I remember very little of that night, besides yelling at her bro not to rape me for some random reason, going on about sex, and then I remember blacking out and ended up staring at the concrete outside. Came in and passed out not long after that. I felt like crap for a couple days after that. Haven't wanted to drink since. This was back in August.

When you woke up... your butt didn't hurt, did it..?

TheDreamMaster
12-30-2010, 01:03 AM
When you woke up... your butt didn't hurt, did it..?
No thankfully no one around me was that irresponsible. Also, my gay friends aren't attracted to me, and I don't think any of them had any desire to ram something up there.

Hound55
12-30-2010, 01:07 AM
Well that's a relief... both socially and for your colon...

LOBO3315a
12-30-2010, 08:10 AM
When you have a bad drinking experience, it takes a loooonnnggg time to want to take a drink again.

I got sick off of Jack Daniels back in the early 90's when I was in Germany. To this day, sour mash whiskey turns my stomach.

Thebumwhowalks
12-30-2010, 09:37 AM
edit: wrong thread

Manic
12-30-2010, 12:52 PM
i do that sometimes lol

ever seen 5 steps? that was like the first one i ever remember seeing

5 steps? Nope. You gotta link me.

You know who I've become completely obsessed with? Rino Nakasone. She was one of Gwen Stefani's Harajuku Girls, but her choreography is fire.

QBd6ksX8Do8

raybia
12-30-2010, 12:55 PM
I kind of like Sarah Palin even though I don't agree with her politics.

Erzengel
12-30-2010, 01:03 PM
I'd want to be nailin' Palin too. :up:

Art_of_Crime
12-30-2010, 07:02 PM
i'm a Buddhist

terry78
12-30-2010, 07:19 PM
I kind of like Sarah Palin even though I don't agree with her politics.

I confess I saw a picture of her without glasses and was like, "yeah, I would probably." :o

Anubis
12-30-2010, 07:24 PM
I don't know, she looks like she might suffer from irritable bowel syndrome.

Darkness Falls
12-30-2010, 07:43 PM
i'm sorely tempted to get a twitter

Scourge2099
12-30-2010, 07:48 PM
My life is too boring for a Twitter account.

SPider-T0rch
12-30-2010, 09:46 PM
My life is too boring for a Twitter account.
So is my life......but that didn't stop me from making one:funny:

Anubis
12-30-2010, 10:24 PM
I made one to look for jobs. Fat lotta good that did.

SPider-T0rch
12-30-2010, 10:29 PM
I've been listening to that "I Just Had Sex" song from The Lonely Island and Akon WAYYY too much today

Lunar_Wolf
12-30-2010, 10:34 PM
I confess that I think that I pissed off the worlds nicest guy today, Edgar Wright.

On Twitter I saw something from a news article saying that Alan Tudyk was rumored to be cast as Ant-Man (he's of the Firefly/Joss Whedon fandom) and I tweeted at him saying "Thank God. Is it just me or is @edgarwright 's Ant-Man slowly falling into Development Hell?". I literally went on my day as if nothing had happened. But I guess he saw it, and it ate at him.

Well, I wake up, check my Twitter and i get this:
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3589/edgarwright.png
You lucky s.o.b!

Darkness Falls
12-30-2010, 11:50 PM
i confess i have no idea what edgar was talking about ?

Aesop Rocks
12-30-2010, 11:54 PM
I literally don't either.

Darkness Falls
12-31-2010, 12:04 AM
i'm assuming he was pissed cause u tagged him in your post ? but yea idk

Manic
12-31-2010, 12:11 AM
Aesop, do you @Tag Edgar Wright every time you talk about him? Because if you do, he might be getting tired of it-- especially if you're talking smack about his future projects.

Aesop Rocks
12-31-2010, 12:14 AM
I only tag him when I'm saying like "watching @edgarwright's [movie here]" but the dude has 100,000 followers. So I'd imagine a lot of people do that. Simon Pegg tags that dude in like over other tweet though. lol

The Original Bamfer
12-31-2010, 12:32 AM
Twitter? Edgar Wright? :dry:

JP
12-31-2010, 12:38 AM
Bamfer? Food?

tommy l
12-31-2010, 12:38 AM
i sometimes run out of toilet paper and have to use coffee filters!

The Original Bamfer
12-31-2010, 12:39 AM
Gremlins? Water?

Way to speak out of turn (probably not-so-)newbie! :cmad:

Aesop Rocks
12-31-2010, 12:50 AM
Facebook? The?

Scourge2099
12-31-2010, 01:32 AM
i sometimes run out of toilet paper and have to use coffee filters!
I end up using paper towels when run out of tp.

The Original Bamfer
12-31-2010, 01:35 AM
I'm sure your septic tank appreciates it. :csad:

Scourge2099
12-31-2010, 01:43 AM
I use cheap paper towels.:yay:

Darkness Falls
12-31-2010, 06:34 AM
i often wonder what the rude ignorant posters on the hype boards are like out in the real world...... when they talk to people and not typing on a keyboard

Erzengel
12-31-2010, 07:20 AM
I'm usually rude to people in the real world. :huh:

The Original Bamfer
12-31-2010, 10:19 AM
Me too. :yay:

Sensi
12-31-2010, 10:34 AM
I'm usually nice. :)

Marx
12-31-2010, 10:35 AM
I'm usually indifferent. :oldrazz:

The Original Bamfer
12-31-2010, 11:05 AM
I confess that I'm actually a pretty nice guy out in the "real world." Then again, I don't meet too many people in the "real world" that are like some of the folks that frequent these forums. :o

The Amazing Lee
12-31-2010, 11:08 AM
I'm too nice, to the point where it's normally me I'm horrible to.

Erzengel
12-31-2010, 11:23 AM
I confess that I'm actually a pretty nice guy out in the "real world." Then again, I don't meet too many people in the "real world" that are like some of the folks that frequent these forums. :o
Me too. When I cut someone off in traffic, and they are screaming, cursing and yelling at me. I give them the biggest smile I possibly can and emphatically wave at them. :up:

Manic
12-31-2010, 11:30 AM
I'm very nice and pleasant to everyone on and off the Hype.



Anyone who says different is getting punched in the taint! :cmad:

Anubis
12-31-2010, 11:33 AM
As someone who has actually been punched in the taint, I have to say that it doesn't hurt as much as you think it would.

knowsbleed
12-31-2010, 12:17 PM
... until your prostate falls off.

Figs
12-31-2010, 12:26 PM
I'm sure your septic tank appreciates it. :csad:

Not to mention his butt hole. Paper towels aren't that soft. :woot:

Colossal Spoons
12-31-2010, 12:55 PM
... until your prostate falls off.

They grow back. Resume taint punching

Schlosser85
12-31-2010, 01:20 PM
I confess that my best friend wants to move to Sarasota, Florida about a year from now, and he's invited me to be his roommate because he doesn't want to not have me around anymore.

I confess that I don't think I can up and move to Florida, and I really wish his plans would come to nothing so I can have him and everyone else I care about here, together, and that it might be selfish for me to wish that.

I confess that lately, and now with my heartache at the idea of him being so far away, I feel really confused and conflicted about whether I'm as past my romantic feelings for him as I was so confident that I was for over a year now.

ComicChick
12-31-2010, 03:48 PM
5 steps? Nope. You gotta link me.

You know who I've become completely obsessed with? Rino Nakasone. She was one of Gwen Stefani's Harajuku Girls, but her choreography is fire.

QBd6ksX8Do8

it's not 5 steps, my bad. it's 5 feet. i do that everytime

you might know them :o

aRNzWyD7C9o

sabetoonth
12-31-2010, 03:55 PM
I confess I support the death penalty. You kill someone, get caught, and get convicted...we should kill you right back.

Manic
12-31-2010, 03:56 PM
it's not 5 steps, my bad. it's 5 feet. i do that everytime

you might know them :o

aRNzWyD7C9o

I've never heard of them. Or was that a shot at me having so many Asian friends again?

Anyway, they were pretty good. You know, with the exception of the girl in the black coat who kept forgetting her steps.

ComicChick
12-31-2010, 04:25 PM
I've never heard of them. Or was that a shot at me having so many Asian friends again?

Anyway, they were pretty good. You know, with the exception of the girl in the black coat who kept forgetting her steps.

i hope you mean the one in the front and not the one in the back, cuz the one who was in the back w/ the red belt (took off her jacket somewhere in the middle) is the best one. her and the blonde

girl in shorts looked kinda scared or lost

Manic
12-31-2010, 04:27 PM
The girl with the open black coat who took it off after her solo was good. I meant the other one.

redmarvel
12-31-2010, 04:34 PM
I'm usually nice. :)

I'm unusually nice ;)

Chris Wallace
12-31-2010, 04:37 PM
I've been cultivating a friendship with an ex that, truthfully, I have no business talking to.

Anubis
12-31-2010, 05:59 PM
I confess I support the death penalty. You kill someone, get caught, and get convicted...we should kill you right back.


I just hope that they save it for people they can prove actually did it.

Aesop Rocks
12-31-2010, 06:09 PM
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

scatterax
12-31-2010, 06:11 PM
I agree w/ anubis. and it has to be for murder, not just killing.

Anubis
12-31-2010, 06:14 PM
I think about all the people that have recently been released due to coerced confessions, bogus evidence, and general incompetence, and I can't help but wonder how many innocent people got killed like that guy in Texas.

Darkness Falls
01-02-2011, 05:40 PM
First confession of 2011

totally addicted to "believe" by cher atm

Lunar_Wolf
01-02-2011, 05:57 PM
My room mate gave a speech New years eve, saying how he loves us all and we are the best group of friends he ever had. I laughed at myself because I knew he is full of ****.

Thebumwhowalks
01-02-2011, 06:01 PM
I laughed at myself because I knew he is full of ****.

You should try laughing at *him* next time, laugh in his face and do your best to make him cry! If he laughs back, he is your friend, is he craps under your communal couch next time you are out at the shops, he is not.

Lunar_Wolf
01-02-2011, 06:04 PM
You should try laughing at *him* next time, laugh in his face and do your best to make him cry! If he laughs back, he is your friend, is he craps under your communal couch next time you are out at the shops, he is not.

I did laugh at him 20 minutes later when he started an argument with someone else. I was like ''there goes your best friends speech''.

Thebumwhowalks
01-02-2011, 06:11 PM
I did laugh at him 20 minutes later when he started an argument with someone else. I was like ''there goes your best friends speech''.

Yeah, I get what you are saying, when your friend was drunk at new years, you thought he was full of crap, ie you based your insights into him on other times, when he was sober and himself, not when he was drunk and out of his mind.
That's the healthy thing to do, wait and see what the person is like when they are truly themselves and of sound mind, unpoisoned by the wine so to speak. Good for you buddy, that's the way to do it

Hound55
01-02-2011, 06:12 PM
My room mate gave a speech New years eve, saying how he loves us all and we are the best group of friends he ever had. I laughed at myself because I knew he is full of ****.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tWM-H7N1-wg/0.jpg

That's not nice, he was probably just glad you joined his wolfpack...

E-Man
01-02-2011, 06:51 PM
I confess I support the death penalty. You kill someone, get caught, and get convicted...we should kill you right back.

The jaw is not always 100% accurate. Many times people have been convicted for crimes that they didn't commit, and you wouldn't want some innocent person dying on false evidence.

You also have to realize that it costs the state more to put people on death row than it does to hold them for life in prison. Combining the high cost of execution and appeals with the fact that a conviction isn't 100% accurate is a large part of the reason why I'm against it.

My biggest pet peeve against it is the fact that the state should not be above the individual. If it's wrong to kill a person, then it shouldn't be permitted for the state to kill someone. Killing should be wrong for the state as well because we vilify it as a horrible act. Just because we want revenge doesn't mean that it should be satiated.

Angry Monkey
01-02-2011, 06:56 PM
my confession: I'm axsual

Scourge2099
01-02-2011, 06:58 PM
I confess I support the death penalty. You kill someone, get caught, and get convicted...we should kill you right back.
You realize that doesn't do a damn thing for the victim's family right ? Sure the killer is dead , but that doesn't change the fact that their loved one was murdered.

THE MR. TERRIFIC
01-02-2011, 07:04 PM
my confession: I'm axsual

You're a sexual what?:oldrazz:

Hound55
01-02-2011, 07:06 PM
my confession: I'm axsual

You'll Ask us all what..?

Kelly
01-02-2011, 07:17 PM
lol....

knowsbleed
01-02-2011, 07:29 PM
The jaw is not always 100% accurate.

But, is the jaw really supposed to be accurate? We're all human, after all.

Chris Wallace
01-02-2011, 07:34 PM
I think about all the people that have recently been released due to coerced confessions, bogus evidence, and general incompetence, and I can't help but wonder how many innocent people got killed like that guy in Texas.

It's for this reason that I can't wholeheartedly support the death penalty. You lock somebody up for something they didn't do, you can let them out. As hard as it may be there's always a chance they can get their life back. You kill them, there's no undoing that.

SPider-T0rch
01-02-2011, 07:47 PM
I'm insecure about my height

E-Man
01-02-2011, 09:08 PM
But, is the jaw really supposed to be accurate? We're all human, after all.

We might be human, but if you work hard in the gym you can survive having a bad jaw. You gotta work your head and shoulders sometimes.

BizarroAids
01-02-2011, 11:02 PM
I know it sounds selfish, but I'm actually pissed one of my close buddies didn't show up to my party. I drove 7 hours to hang with him and all my other friends this weekend, and he didn't even call or text to say he wasn't going to show up.

I still had fun, but I've known him since were 5, and I know he didn't have an excuse for not driving up there. He told me back in September he would show up, and I even drove 10 hours to his surprise party.

I guess my confession should be, I feel like I put more effort into friendships than others do. And it's starting to piss me off.

Aesop Rocks
01-02-2011, 11:03 PM
I confess that I'm watching a Minecraft Let's Play series and this dude sounds just like E-Man.

SPider-T0rch
01-03-2011, 12:05 AM
I would never give you up, never let you down, never go around and desert you, never make you cry, never say good-bye, never tell a lie and hurt you.

DarkSovereignty
01-03-2011, 12:24 AM
I would never give you up, never let you down, never go around and desert you, never make you cry, never say good-bye, never tell a lie and hurt you.
i regrettably confess that i know exactly what song your quoting.

Anubis
01-03-2011, 12:33 AM
Everybody does.

DarkSovereignty
01-03-2011, 12:58 AM
well now i just feel silly

Anubis
01-03-2011, 01:00 AM
Blame Youtube.

DarkSovereignty
01-03-2011, 01:02 AM
:argh:youtube...the source of justin bieber and FRED.

Chris Wallace
01-03-2011, 07:48 AM
Blame Youtube.

I knew when there was no YouTube.
I confess that if I can't get that song out of my head by noon today I may take lives.

redmarvel
01-03-2011, 08:29 AM
I knew when there was no YouTube.
I confess that if I can't get that song out of my head by noon today I may take lives.

The best way to get rid of one ear worm is to replace it with another, allow me...

fJ4EeiypxuY

Cosmic
01-03-2011, 12:46 PM
I like to eavesdrop on other people's conversations.

redmarvel
01-03-2011, 12:48 PM
I confess that I hate having to listen to half a conversation on a bus when a person nearby is talking on their cell phone.

Manic
01-03-2011, 01:18 PM
Every time I read lixdexia's username, I imagine Kif from Futurama sighing right before saying it, ala the "sexlexia" joke.

Chris Wallace
01-03-2011, 05:35 PM
I am still pissed about the way my daughter's naming process went down. It's one of the reasons for my confession on the previous page.

Schlosser85
01-04-2011, 12:45 AM
I put across a misanthropic demeanor, but I'm really sentimental about a lot of things. A whole series of scenes in movies and certain songs, or even thinking about certain things enough can bring me to tears. I also really wish I was in a relationship.

Darkness Falls
01-04-2011, 01:34 AM
I would never give you up, never let you down, never go around and desert you, never make you cry, never say good-bye, never tell a lie and hurt you.

i heard rick's voice when i read that :awesome:

JaD
01-04-2011, 04:01 AM
Just came back from my first ever strip club. It was uhm.. quite fun. :D

Chris Wallace
01-04-2011, 06:48 AM
I went to one in Atlanta years ago; they had every body type imaginable.

Eggyman
01-04-2011, 07:33 AM
My missus is threatening to send me to a sleep clinic because I keep air humping and dry humping in my sleep.

Hound55
01-04-2011, 07:36 AM
I'm sure you could have suggested a cheaper solution...

Eggyman
01-04-2011, 07:39 AM
I did. She says I have 'reverse erectile dysfunction', even whilst sleeping. I told her to make lemonade.

Hound55
01-04-2011, 07:48 AM
I told her to make lemonade.

The differences between men and women, eh..?

Marx
01-04-2011, 03:50 PM
I confess that I just realized Breaking Benjamin has released two CDs that I do not have. :csad:

Chris Wallace
01-05-2011, 07:17 AM
I don't think I've ever heard of Breaking Benjamin.

Anubis
01-05-2011, 01:50 PM
I only like that song So Cold they did. Other than that, meh.

Marx
01-05-2011, 01:55 PM
I don't think I've ever heard of Breaking Benjamin.

What!?! :wow:

Anubis
01-05-2011, 02:17 PM
I'd assume CW is more of an R&B/90's Hip Hop kinda guy. Like, I'm sure there are those that never heard of Eric B and Rakim.

Chris Wallace
01-05-2011, 03:15 PM
More or less. 80's, moreso than 90's on the hip-hop side, though.

I confess to feeling really stupid for assuming that a co-worker was battling cancer, only to find out she was donating her hair to people who actually are.

ComicChick
01-05-2011, 04:16 PM
i confess i'm growing unhappy with my job. my main job, not one of my 3 side jobs

Chris Wallace
01-05-2011, 05:16 PM
I've been growing unhappy with my main job for a while. It's kinda sad when I find the atmosphere of Wal-Mart preferable to a place where I basically sit down all day & can listen to my headphones with minimal interruptions.

Schlosser85
01-05-2011, 08:19 PM
I confess that I don't especially like Sauerkraut, but I am forging onward through a plate of it to feel like a good German.

Darkness Falls
01-05-2011, 08:23 PM
i don't like waiting in long lines

Manic
01-05-2011, 08:30 PM
I confess that I don't especially like Sauerkraut, but I am forging onward through a plate of it to feel like a good German.

I don't support that mindset. Do you remember what happened the last time a group of German people decided to go ahead with a terrible idea?

Milli Vanilli

Schlosser85
01-05-2011, 08:37 PM
I don't support that mindset. Do you remember what happened the last time a group of German people decided to go ahead with a terrible idea?




David Hasselhoff?

SPider-T0rch
01-05-2011, 08:59 PM
Do you remember what happened the last time a group of German people decided to go ahead with a terrible idea?

is it "The Holocaust", Mr. Trebek?:o:oldrazz:

E-Man
01-05-2011, 09:10 PM
I don't support that mindset. Do you remember what happened the last time a group of German people decided to go ahead with a terrible idea?

Milli Vanilli

Aww come on man, they were good and you know it. Man, you know it's true...

*takes shower to remove shame from referencing that song*

Marx
01-05-2011, 09:14 PM
I confess that I don't especially like Sauerkraut, but I am forging onward through a plate of it to feel like a good German.

Are you sure you're of german heritage? :oldrazz:

Darkness Falls
01-05-2011, 09:14 PM
David Hasselhoff?

LMAO :awesome:

Marx
01-05-2011, 09:19 PM
I confess that I cannot believe I am actually watching the People's Choice Awards. The only highlights are Jim Parsons, Johnny Depp and Jane Lynch. I'm trying not to let Queen Latifah's ego, Taylor Swift, Zac Efron, Kid Rock, and the Kardashian's ruin that. I'm not sure I can watch the rest of this 'show' though. What a trainwreck.

Aesop Rocks
01-05-2011, 09:44 PM
I confess that I want the CW to pick up Crossed and turn it into a show that appeals to teens.

SPider-T0rch
01-05-2011, 11:15 PM
It's hard for me to take off my jeans, shirt, shoes etc. and get into comfy pjs and shirts when I get home. I always seem to forget about them. Even as I'm typing this, I'm wearing jeans, shirt, jacket, and boots and I've been home for almost 6 hours.

Hobgoblin
01-06-2011, 01:46 AM
I find Venus and Serena Williams attractive.

E-Man
01-06-2011, 11:55 AM
Nothing wrong with finding them both attractive. Serena has the perfect body, and Venus isn't so bad herself. Of course there are people who say they look like men, but those are the same people who find 85 pound women sexy.

Erzengel
01-06-2011, 11:56 AM
I don't find 85 pound women sexy but I wouldn't call either Williams sister sexy or attractive.

At all.

I mean like ever.

Hobgoblin
01-06-2011, 12:00 PM
I'm not saying that they are the most beautiful women I've ever seen but they arent the worst either.

E-Man
01-06-2011, 12:03 PM
You people have no taste.:o

Alex The Great
01-06-2011, 12:06 PM
The Williams sisters definitley look like men :down

Erzengel
01-06-2011, 12:16 PM
If a woman has legs the size of tree trunks and looks like they can bench press a Buick. I don't find them attractive.

Manic
01-06-2011, 12:20 PM
The Williams sister look like ****ing amazons.

Amazons with ass 'til next December! :awesome:

The Original Bamfer
01-06-2011, 12:22 PM
If a woman has legs the size of tree trunks and looks like they can bench press a Buick. I don't find them attractive.

Unless you're a tree... or a Buick.

JP
01-06-2011, 12:23 PM
Which is the one who's always on Conan? Yeah, she's foxy.

Matt Mortem
01-06-2011, 12:27 PM
I confess that I've lost my voice and every part of my body hurts. Alter Bridge concerts are AWESOME

LOBO3315a
01-06-2011, 01:51 PM
The Williams sisters are the real life definitions of Amazons.

Hobgoblin
01-06-2011, 02:23 PM
Too muscular for my taste? Yes. Big chins? Yup. T&A til tomorrow? Hell yes! Oh and regarding the chins, two words....Jennifer Garner.

Erzengel
01-06-2011, 02:29 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i212/XErzengelX/ama02.jpg

scatterax
01-06-2011, 02:36 PM
I confess I have the tendancy to assume every poster on this site is a white male, such as myself.

Erzengel
01-06-2011, 02:37 PM
Sorry to disappoint you.....MEIN HERR!!! :cmad:

scatterax
01-06-2011, 02:45 PM
Lol, what's funny is I'm part german. I feel border-line racist now. snap! oh well.

but for the record, I'm not racist @all.

Scourge2099
01-06-2011, 02:49 PM
Lol, what's funny is I'm part german. I feel border-line racist now. snap! oh well.

but for the record, I'm not racist @all.
Whatever Hitler Jr.........:woot:.

Hobgoblin
01-06-2011, 02:57 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i212/XErzengelX/ama02.jpg

Death by snoo snoo...

Erzengel
01-06-2011, 02:57 PM
Look there's Serena on the right.

Scourge2099
01-06-2011, 02:58 PM
I wouldn't mind tapping the blonde one.

Erzengel
01-06-2011, 02:59 PM
Lol, what's funny is I'm part german. I feel border-line racist now. snap! oh well.

but for the record, I'm not racist @all.
I'm part German too but mostly Asian. I'm my own Axis Powers. :up:

Scourge2099
01-06-2011, 03:03 PM
I'm part German too but mostly Asian. I'm my own Axis Powers. :up:
All you need to have is some Italian , Bulgarian , Romanian and Hungarian and you got the whole set.

LOBO3315a
01-06-2011, 04:58 PM
I wouldn't mind tapping the blonde one.

I'm pretty sure she'd be tapping you....

Marx
01-06-2011, 05:00 PM
I confess that I'm really ready to start living my own life.

Chris Wallace
01-06-2011, 05:14 PM
I confess I have the tendancy to assume every poster on this site is a white male, such as myself.

You shouldn't.

doih
01-06-2011, 05:40 PM
Nothing wrong with finding them both attractive. Serena has the perfect body, and Venus isn't so bad herself. Of course there are people who say they look like men, but those are the same people who find 85 pound women sexy.

Serena's good looking and has a killer body. Venus less so.

ComicChick
01-06-2011, 06:04 PM
I confess I have the tendancy to assume every poster on this site is a white male, such as myself.

:cmad:

Cosmic
01-06-2011, 06:23 PM
I confess I have the tendancy to assume every poster on this site is a white male, such as myself.

Most of us are middle-aged black women.

Eggyman
01-06-2011, 07:13 PM
My colleague, knowing how much I like boobs, she got me a boob stress ball as a Christmas gift. I play with it when I'm writing. When I'm onto something good, like a plot twist or a better way for a scene to play out, I find myself flicking the nipple with my thumb. The money my missus spent on me, and this is my favourite present.

The Original Bamfer
01-06-2011, 07:14 PM
I want one! Or two!

Eggyman
01-06-2011, 07:17 PM
It's nicely put together. The detail on the nipple, the bumbs and the give, just bring joy to my heart.

Scourge2099
01-06-2011, 07:24 PM
I confess that I'm really ready to start living my own life.
You're reading my mind man. I came to the same conclusion this week at work.

ComicChick
01-06-2011, 07:32 PM
i confess i'm really sad that my best friend came into town and i hadn't seen her in 5 yrs and she's gone. and now a very good friend of mine of 5+ years is leaving tomorrow :(

Scourge2099
01-06-2011, 07:35 PM
Gone as in dead or gone as in left ?

Schlosser85
01-06-2011, 10:17 PM
I confess that I'm really ready to start living my own life.


That's a good step to take man.

Life's too short.

Anubis
01-06-2011, 10:19 PM
Not really. Life is long. Especially if you make bad decisions. Maybe you should sublet your life?

Lunar_Wolf
01-06-2011, 10:22 PM
I dropped my can of deodorant down the toilet, took it out and put it back in it's original position.

terry78
01-06-2011, 10:23 PM
I dropped my can of deodorant down the toilet, took it out and put it back in it's original position.

S'wrong witchoo? :cmad:

Anubis
01-06-2011, 10:25 PM
Well, as long as there weren't any floaters, it's cool. :cool:

ComicChick
01-06-2011, 10:36 PM
Gone as in dead or gone as in left ?

left

ComicChick
01-06-2011, 10:41 PM
7 min lag wow

The Original Bamfer
01-06-2011, 10:44 PM
Two lefts don't make a right.

JP
01-06-2011, 10:54 PM
Neither do three!

ComicChick
01-06-2011, 10:57 PM
Neither do three!

:highfive:

The Original Bamfer
01-06-2011, 11:36 PM
ComichChic makes this place lag something awful!

Poetic Chaos
01-06-2011, 11:38 PM
I watch Jersey Shore and love every second of it.

SPider-T0rch
01-06-2011, 11:55 PM
As much as I hate Jersey Shore and the bad reputation it has given NJ, I'd totally do JWoww

Chris Wallace
01-07-2011, 07:44 AM
I expect I'm going to be single again very, VERY soon. And despite everything that's going on, I'm actually looking forward to it.

S.A.A.D.
01-07-2011, 10:38 AM
I expect I'm going to be single again very, VERY soon. And despite everything that's going on, I'm actually looking forward to it.

That's good on one hand,the woman you are with sound's like a major nightmare to me. I still can't get over how she really believes that Spiderman 2 and 3 are the same damn movie,you deserve better dude.

Marx
01-07-2011, 10:39 AM
That's a good step to take man.

Life's too short.

I know man. Things have to change for the better this year. :up:

Spider-Aziz
01-07-2011, 11:54 AM
I expect I'm going to be single again very, VERY soon. And despite everything that's going on, I'm actually looking forward to it.That's not so good, your daughter is just a newborn
Hopefully you can patch things up, at least for your child's sake
That's good on one hand,the woman you are with sound's like a major nightmare to me. I still can't get over how she really believes that Spider-Man 2 and 3 are the same damn movie,you deserve better dude.:doh:You forgot the hyphen:doh:
:doh::doh:This emotion is really for your corny response:doh::doh:

Erzengel
01-07-2011, 12:44 PM
If you read some of Chris's previous posts from a while, I think he's made attempts to try and salvage this relationship. But you can't save it if you're not happy and the person you are with doesn't want to change or at least meet you halfway.

S.A.A.D.
01-07-2011, 01:12 PM
Hopefully it will end real soon,if it hasn't already.

E-Man
01-07-2011, 03:33 PM
I expect I'm going to be single again very, VERY soon. And despite everything that's going on, I'm actually looking forward to it.

If that happens, are you going to try to get custody of your newborn? Your woman seems like a really jaded person, and I would be worried that she would have too much of a negative impact on your daughter if you're not there all the time to counterbalance the crazy.

Spider-Aziz
01-07-2011, 03:55 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tWM-H7N1-wg/0.jpg
Give this dude a larger physique and you'll have a perfect fit to play the role of Marvel's Hercules

I did that looking for older posts by Chris, don't want to be signed off unwillingly

Chris Wallace
01-07-2011, 04:07 PM
If you read some of Chris's previous posts from a while, I think he's made attempts to try and salvage this relationship. But you can't save it if you're not happy and the person you are with doesn't want to change or at least meet you halfway.
I have made attempts. I have sacrificed, I have compromised, I have busted my ass and gotten nothing in return. I know some people want us to stay together for the baby's sake but I think it's best for her that she not watch her parents beat their heads against a brick wall throughout her childhood.
The final straws were:
1. Going through my phone, reading a text I'd sent to a friend venting my frustrations and sending one right behind it telling HER side of the story.
2. Read the baby's name. Notice anything missing? I've got WTF's coming at me from every direction and I can't deflect them because I agree.
3. You know how you're watching a football game, the ref makes a bad call & you scream "What game are you watching?" That's what I wanted to say to her last night when she said I was no help with the baby. I have changed, fed, bathed, dressed and entertained her every night since they've come home from the hospital, even in the middle of the night when it disturbs my sleep to do so, and I am THE ONLY PERSON IN THE HOUSEHOLD THAT'S PRESENTLY WORKING!!!!!!!!! 2 jobs, no less.

Chris Wallace
01-07-2011, 04:10 PM
Give this dude a larger physique and you'll have a perfect fit to play the role of Marvel's Hercules

I did that looking for older posts by Chris, don't want to be signed off unwillingly
A sample of what Erzengel's referring to can be found here. And this is just a small part of it.
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=340895

Chris Wallace
01-07-2011, 04:11 PM
If that happens, are you going to try to get custody of your newborn? Your woman seems like a really jaded person, and I would be worried that she would have too much of a negative impact on your daughter if you're not there all the time to counterbalance the crazy.

I don't want to have to do that.

ComicChick
01-07-2011, 05:18 PM
ComichChic makes this place lag something awful!

apparently i make you spell something awful too :(

Hound55
01-07-2011, 05:29 PM
I don't want to have to do that.
Speaking from experience a lot of the time it's better to get the hell out before your kid can remember things being any other way.

Kids develop a lot faster than a lot of people realise, and they're convinced the world revolves around them. If you leave it too late they can blame themselves for something that obviously isn't their fault and it can have unknown psychological impact...

Speaking for myself, I'm glad I got out with my own daughter as early as I did.

Have 50/50 custody of my little girl and she can't remember any other way. Kids are surprisingly adaptable and she's dealt fine with the two different ways of life.

Manic
01-07-2011, 06:01 PM
My parents separated when I was 2 and my brother was 8. My brother grew up bitter at my dad for leaving and remarrying, but I thought it was completely normal to live with mom on weekdays and dad on weekends.

Hound55
01-07-2011, 06:04 PM
My parents separated when I was 2 and my brother was 8. My brother grew up bitter at my dad for leaving and remarrying, but I thought it was completely normal to live with mom on weekdays and dad on weekends.
Yup, adaptable...

The older they get, the harder it is.

ComicChick
01-07-2011, 06:30 PM
i confess that my socks never match

conan69
01-07-2011, 06:45 PM
I confess that I hate everyone, their political and religious BS, their selfishness, greed, shortsightedness - and want a virus or something//anything! to wipe out the human race and let the planet go back to the animals.

ComicChick
01-07-2011, 06:50 PM
... that would kill you too

The Original Bamfer
01-07-2011, 07:14 PM
Don't you mean, "... that would kil you two." :awesome:

JustABill
01-07-2011, 07:15 PM
I confess I've got a new guilty pleasure show and I'm so ashamed. SOOOO Ashamed.

E-Man
01-07-2011, 07:22 PM
Speaking from experience a lot of the time it's better to get the hell out before your kid can remember things being any other way.

Kids develop a lot faster than a lot of people realise, and they're convinced the world revolves around them. If you leave it too late they can blame themselves for something that obviously isn't their fault and it can have unknown psychological impact...

Speaking for myself, I'm glad I got out with my own daughter as early as I did.

Have 50/50 custody of my little girl and she can't remember any other way. Kids are surprisingly adaptable and she's dealt fine with the two different ways of life.

My parents divorced when I was five and my brother seven. He took it harder than I did, but we were just glad to see our father on the weekends. We were lucky that my mama pretty much forced him to see us that way because at first he just wanted to see us only on Saturdays. No matter how she felt about him she wanted us to grow up with our daddy around.

Other women I've known are far different from that. They want to tear down the father's image by constantly berating him while his kids are present. Then they want to limit as much time as possible to the point to where he can't even see his own damn kids.

Hopefully Chris doesn't end up like that because his girl is a nut. Sorry to say that man, but she seems to have her hate button on nuclear. There is almost nothing worse than seeing a father torn apart by some spiteful broad and the court system.

DarkSovereignty
01-07-2011, 07:37 PM
i confess that i am currently debating whether or not i want to register on this dating site geek2geek.

BizarroAids
01-07-2011, 11:29 PM
Don't you mean, "... that would kil you two." :awesome:

That...."attempt," put you at 89%. :csad:

terry78
01-07-2011, 11:33 PM
I confess I've got a new guilty pleasure show and I'm so ashamed. SOOOO Ashamed.

That avatar? Or is it Bridalplasty on E!

JustABill
01-07-2011, 11:39 PM
The avatar. :(

SPider-T0rch
01-08-2011, 12:33 AM
I found a tracking tag on Tumblr called Topless Tuesday and found bewbs. Lots of bewbs.

terry78
01-08-2011, 08:51 AM
I am hooked on that new Wild Kratts cartoon on PBS.

Angry Monkey
01-08-2011, 04:52 PM
Ever since I was a little girl I've been fascinated by cannibalism

THE MR. TERRIFIC
01-08-2011, 04:57 PM
Ever since I was a little girl I've been fascinated by cannibalism

Remind me never to fall asleep around you!:csad:

Angry Monkey
01-08-2011, 04:59 PM
Remind me never to fall asleep around you!:csad:
Ha ha :woot:

I could never eat my own body guard :hrt:

or anybody for that matter... lol

THE MR. TERRIFIC
01-08-2011, 05:05 PM
That's good to know!!

The Amazing Lee
01-08-2011, 05:10 PM
Ever since I was a little girl I've been fascinated by cannibalism

Don't say that, you're making me hungry.

terry78
01-08-2011, 05:11 PM
Ha ha :woot:

I could never eat my own body guard :hrt:

or anybody for that matter... lol

......:o

Nah, way too on the nose.

Angry Monkey
01-08-2011, 05:13 PM
......:o

Nah, way too on the nose.


I know someone obsessed and fascinated by serial killers...

The Amazing Lee
01-08-2011, 05:14 PM
I'm currently obsessed with Funeral parlours and death. :o

terry78
01-08-2011, 05:15 PM
I know someone obsessed and fascinated by serial killers...

And...that is my cue to exit, stage left. :wow:

Angry Monkey
01-08-2011, 05:16 PM
And...that is my cue to exit, stage left. :wow:


LOL :woot:

You can't just someone just by their interests...


The funny thing is my friend is Christian lol

E-Man
01-08-2011, 05:16 PM
Don't say that, you're making me hungry.

Yeah. You wouldn't like him when he's hungry.

BizarroAids
01-08-2011, 05:29 PM
Yeah. You wouldn't like him when he's hungry.

You referenced that...............just like Bill Bixby!!! :awesome:

The Amazing Lee
01-08-2011, 05:35 PM
nom.

Art_of_Crime
01-08-2011, 06:23 PM
If I see that certain celebrities are in a movie I won't see it because they just annoy me so much.

E-Man
01-08-2011, 07:04 PM
You referenced that...............just like Bill Bixby!!! :awesome:

:bow:

Spider-Aziz
01-08-2011, 07:36 PM
I confess that I hate everyone, their political and religious BS, their selfishness, greed, shortsightedness - and want a virus or something//anything! to wipe out the human race and let the planet go back to the animals.
I confess to share the same point of view at times, at least when it comes to hating the entire human race

SuperFerret
01-08-2011, 08:23 PM
I confess that you're both deluding yourselves if you think humanity is the only species capable of bad things. Also, the planet does belong to the animals, unless we all became protists when I wasn't looking.


EDIT: I also confess that it's arguable that the planet belongs to the animals at all. Earth is probably the property of the plants.

Angry Monkey
01-08-2011, 08:35 PM
If I see that certain celebrities are in a movie I won't see it because they just annoy me so much.


I do this too

THE MR. TERRIFIC
01-08-2011, 08:40 PM
I have a buddy who does that.

Angry Monkey
01-08-2011, 08:55 PM
I tweeze my arm pits (I have hyper trichosis (over growth of hair) it beats shaving 3 TIMES DAY)

I've actually met 3 other people who do this too :D

I don't look at myself in the mirrior

I wish I was taller

I'm a christian who supports Gay Pride

BizarroAids
01-08-2011, 09:04 PM
I tweeze my arm pits (I have hyper trichosis (over growth of hair) it beats shaving 3 TIMES DAY)

I've actually met 3 other people who do this too :D

I don't look at myself in the mirrior

I wish I was taller

I'm a christian who supports Gay Pride

I confess. Your gender confuses me.

Angry Monkey
01-08-2011, 09:08 PM
I confess. Your gender confuses me.

I confess. your gender irritate me

BizarroAids
01-08-2011, 09:11 PM
I confess. your gender irritate me

That didn't help in any way. :csad:

Angry Monkey
01-08-2011, 09:13 PM
That didn't help in any way. :csad:
:(

well after getting hit on buy two 40 year men today I would say that remark was necessary:o

BizarroAids
01-08-2011, 09:18 PM
:(

well after getting hit on buy two 40 year men today I would say that remark was necessary:o

That is creepy. :csad:


Confession. I actually bought Judge Dredd. :o

E-Man
01-08-2011, 09:29 PM
I confess that you're both deluding yourselves if you think humanity is the only species capable of bad things. Also, the planet does belong to the animals, unless we all became protists when I wasn't looking.


EDIT: I also confess that it's arguable that the planet belongs to the animals at all. Earth is probably the property of the plants.

How could Earth be the property of the animals if not all animals are members of the same species?

Ponyboy
01-08-2011, 09:37 PM
my favorite band is fleetwood mac *ducks*

terry78
01-08-2011, 09:39 PM
I confess that you're both deluding yourselves if you think humanity is the only species capable of bad things. Also, the planet does belong to the animals, unless we all became protists when I wasn't looking.


EDIT: I also confess that it's arguable that the planet belongs to the animals at all. Earth is probably the property of the plants.

Like in The Happening? :dry:

Angry Monkey
01-08-2011, 10:10 PM
That is creepy. :csad:
Yes... :o

some guy brought plastic tree on the bus that almost fell on me!

terry78
01-08-2011, 10:44 PM
_O8HTGdBIwg

0:07-0:23 is what I confess I think CC's speaking voice sounds like.

Aesop Rocks
01-08-2011, 11:52 PM
Not at all.

Anubis
01-09-2011, 01:22 AM
my favorite band is fleetwood mac *ducks*


What's wrong with Fleetwood Mac? They were awesome.

Ponyboy
01-09-2011, 01:24 AM
What's wrong with Fleetwood Mac? They were awesome.

i agree, but i don't know anyone else who really digs em. *shrugs*

SuperFerret
01-09-2011, 01:27 AM
How could Earth be the property of the animals if not all animals are members of the same species?

Depends on the classification we're going on. Kingdom is broader than Species.

Like in The Happening? :dry:

More like they're everywhere and can outlive us all easily.

Anubis
01-09-2011, 01:28 AM
Well, I don't wanna make a doll outta Stevie Nicks' hair or nothing, but I like some of their songs.

Ponyboy
01-09-2011, 01:29 AM
Well, I don't wanna make a doll outta Stevie Nicks' hair or nothing, but I like some of their songs.

:funny:

i hear ya

LOBO3315a
01-10-2011, 11:25 AM
I like Fleetwood Mac, so you aren't alone.

I confess I find it amusing that some people think that humans are so important, that we either 'rule' or 'ruin'the planet.
It was here long before us, and will be here long after we are extinct.

Angry Monkey
01-10-2011, 02:00 PM
I confess: I don't wear makeup and am against it

Manic
01-10-2011, 02:33 PM
I did a musical my senior year of high school. After opening night, the cast and crew all went out for some IHOP.

I was still wearing my make-up.

Angry Monkey
01-10-2011, 02:37 PM
^ heh :D

Confession: I don't have a credit or debit car
I don't know how to drive
I ride the bus everywhere :)

AndThePickles
01-10-2011, 02:39 PM
I confess that I LOVE makeup! I think it is so much fun.

Thebumwhowalks
01-10-2011, 02:46 PM
I always like wearing make up round my eyes like a superhero when i played in a band. I wouldn't do that unless i had a good excuse though, lol, save it for halloween or when you get drunk at a party.

Godzilla2000
01-10-2011, 04:28 PM
I have a confession to make....I am actually Godzilla2000 and yes I forgot all my Log In details and stuff....again. >_<

P.S. I'll be on Monster Hunter Tri online of you want to find me. The name's Roon on there.

The Original Bamfer
01-10-2011, 04:52 PM
Who?

Godzilla2000
01-10-2011, 04:53 PM
Who?

Godzilla2000 aka CrouchingGoblinHiddenSpiderman.

The Original Bamfer
01-10-2011, 04:58 PM
I got tha - wait, was that last part a joke?

ComicChick
01-10-2011, 05:11 PM
_O8HTGdBIwg

0:07-0:23 is what I confess I think CC's speaking voice sounds like.

haha why do you think that?

Not at all.

he's right. although I probably could look up the words and say em for yall

ComicChick
01-10-2011, 05:14 PM
i remember the usernames but i confess not much else. i'm sorry.

aren't you a female?

Godzilla2000
01-10-2011, 07:02 PM
I got tha - wait, was that last part a joke?

I suppose I've been gone too long eh? This is what I get for getting preoccupied with things other than comics I suppose. I'm sure somebody here remembers me, like HollowWoodDirector.

ComicChick
01-10-2011, 07:05 PM
I suppose I've been gone too long eh? This is what I get for getting preoccupied with things other than comics I suppose. I'm sure somebody here remembers me, like HollowWoodDirector.

whats this username mean?

Ponyboy
01-10-2011, 07:12 PM
I confess: I don't wear makeup and am against it

I'm assuming you're female... But for the record, I love women that don't wear makeup. ;)

Marx
01-10-2011, 08:13 PM
I confess that I am watching X-Men: The Last Stand and am reminded of why I love Famke Jansen so much as Jean Gray/Phoenix. :up:

Ponyboy
01-10-2011, 08:18 PM
I confess that I am watching X-Men: The Last Stand and am reminded of why I love Famke Jansen so much as Jean Gray/Phoenix. :up:

It was one of the few good things about the film. ;)

Alchemyst
01-10-2011, 08:27 PM
I confess that I am watching X-Men: The Last Stand and am reminded of why I love Famke Jansen so much as Jean Gray/Phoenix. :up:

I bet I know which scene you like :awesome:

It was one of the few good things about the film. ;)

correctomundo :cwink:

Mr. Wooden Alligator
01-10-2011, 08:30 PM
I laughed myself to tears reading a guro comic where a boy was eaten alive by his father and baby sister. He cried for them to stop, then started cackling and shoveling his guts into his mouth. All the while he laughed like a madman. I laughed till my sides hurt. These characters were Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog fusions btw.

TheDreamMaster
01-10-2011, 09:01 PM
I confess that Mr. Wooden Alligator has creeped me right the **** out.

The Original Bamfer
01-10-2011, 09:10 PM
He has a habit of doing that.

Lunar_Wolf
01-10-2011, 09:14 PM
I'm wearing my gf's scarf on my head like a turban...My head is cold.

Marx
01-10-2011, 09:44 PM
I'm wearing my gf's scarf on my head like a turban...My head is cold.

Oh my... :funny:

The Lumberjack
01-10-2011, 09:51 PM
I spilled some Seagram's on the counter over the weekend and used my roommates cat to wipe it up. I'm so ashamed....I wasted perfectly good whiskey.

Marx
01-10-2011, 09:57 PM
I confess that I think someone needs to create the new 'confessions' thread...

EDIT: Please continue your airing all of your honest dirty laundry in the new thread!

The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=346054

ComicChick
01-10-2011, 10:05 PM
i thought we were upping it from 10k?