Make a confession....an honest one.

[New Shh! user.]

ok since no-one want to go i'll go first;

i google pictures of Brad pitt and admire his beauty.


alright, someone elses turn :mad:

[The Joker™]

I suspect New Shh! user. = Tojo

[New Shh! user.]

I suspect New Shh! user. = Tojo

And what....:confused: :mad:

[Equinox]

New SHH! User is gay! :o

[New Shh! user.]

no.

[Equint77]

I really love my new Star Wars watch from Burger king. :(

[StreetFighter]

I listen to the Al Franken Show.

[Milkman95]

I'm constantly horny.

[Equinox]

I'm constantly horny.

Who isnt :D

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I intentionally farted in a millionaire's condo today because I hate her.

[Malice]

I frequently eat alot of beans before I goto bed....

[Equinox]

I frequently eat alot of beans before I goto bed....

Is that to improve your sexual libido :D :confused:

[New Shh! user.]

I intentionally farted in a millionaire's condo today because I hate her.

Can you do it on demand?

Quite a talent if you can.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Can you do it on demand?

Quite a talent if you can.No, I was just fortunate that all the stars alligned at that moment as I was putting her stuff in her unit for her. :)

[Darthkush]

When I was 17 and 18, i went through an hentai phase.:(

[Carter]

Any confession worth making, would never be posted in the likes of this place.

[Malice]

OK....
Bondage is sexy!

[The Squirrel]

i think star wars episode three sucked

[New Shh! user.]

Once I had to take a s**t while I was in the shower. I couldn't be bothered getting out of the shower to go to the toilet so I just crapped in my hand and lobbed it over the shower door like it was a grenade going into an enemy trench. It landed in the toilet and the splash came up pretty far onto the back of the toilet seat.

[StreetFighter]

That didn't happen. If it did, you should be banned on principle.

[THWIP*]

MY CONFESSION: I'D LIKE TO TAKE A CRAP IN MY HAND, AND LOB IT INTO THE MOUTH OF 'NEW SHH! USER'. :o

[New Shh! user.]

that wouldn't stop me typing THWIP.

[Phantasm]

I hate myself. At times.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I hate myself. At times.That's good. People that never hate themselves are delusional as all Humans have something disgusting about them.

[New Shh! user.]

1 time it was my B-day my parents were out for some reason no 1 was home they left me a note i was like wtf??? the note said go to ur cuzins house.. i was like fine wtf.. i go there no 1 home i sit down. bored. ( i starte snooping around) i found my cuzins vibrator between her matresses i was like WAH,,, i didnt know wtf i was doing i was like 14 then i see a bottle of lotion... like i said i was dumb i take the lotion put it on the virbrator put it in my butt( it actually felt good ) so yah i was doing that like 3 or 5 stokes i cumed like ron jermy but i missed 1\2 of it went on my silk shirt 1\2 on the black cough and all the sudden EVERY ONE WALKS IN WITH A CAKE AND BALLONS AND there is my cuzin all my family and ****... i was like OO NO! when they all got here i was sitting there with a towel whiping off myslf with a virbrator next to me and my pants down. i wanted to killmyself

[Carter]

and you should

[New Shh! user.]

I had a dream once that I was eating chocolate pudding. When I woke up my underwear was full of s**t and my hand was in it.

[Milkman95]

I unfortunately screwed one of my best friends girlfriends before.............

She just wanted the tube steak too badly...........

[psychocheeseman]

milkman...thats poor form, you can't do that to mates, no matter how easy their girls are....


Anyway, i had a tax law exam on thursday, didn't go to any of the lectures... i didn't go, i made up a bit of a fib and said i was sick, i even went to the dr's to get a certificate so i wouldn't have to sit the exam....i feel kinda guilty for semi cheating...i have to do a make up exam on thursday...still haven't started studying.....

[Master Chief]

I'm a huge fan of Sixpence None the Richer. Huge

[Immortalfire]

This dude is sharing way too much about his life :eek:

[Master Chief]

It's so obvious none of it ever happened though. Except maybe the shower s**t. :(

[Superhobo]

I have a particular affection for the Van Damme Street Fighter movie.
I hate myself...

[Electrix]

I'm a chocoholic

[Phantasm]

I'm screwed.

[regwec]

I once slept with someone of the same gender, when unfeasibly drunk. We didn't have sex, but it was still really embarassing.

[X-Chick]

I kissed a chick once. It was weird. :o

[Sarge 2.0]

I hate myself. At times.Change that to "alot" or "when I'm not having mood swings" and you've got my confession.

[JLBats]

Wow:O

I don't generally like people.

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

i make out with my eyes open. i just like to see the expression on the girl's face. :D

[Bratgirl]

I'm a chocoholic

so am I, I love to eat chocolates kisses :D

[JLBats]

I like to pee on other people when they are at the urinal to the side of mine. They generally don't notice until a moment or two later, and then they think they have peed on themselves.

[ben_thuggin]

I can't get over a girl who pretty much led me on for a couple of weeks.

[TheSumOfGod]

I found Revenge of the Sith to be so breathtakingly tragic and beautiful (especially the Order 66 scene) that I actually cried in the movie theater. And I'm not even a Star Wars fan!

[Bat Attack]

I ate some cat fur once.

[Bat Attack]

I almost killed a person last year (on accident might I add) because I went skiing and when I was on the chairlift my ski fell off and hit some woman on the head and knocked her out cold. I am surprised it didn't snap her neck considering the height the ski fell from.

[Dark Phantom]

I want make-out with all of the hottest girl hypsters....


There, I said it!

[Kaleb]

I once took a dump in this chicks wash basin :(

[Calvin]

I'm a huge fan of Sixpence None the Richer. Huge
Represent.

[The Amazing Lee]

I'm a closet Britany Spears fan..I don't really like or follow punk I just say that I do so I look mean and people will think I'm cool and different and also I didn't really have a mohawk I just photoshopped a horse with my face :up:

[JLBats]

I'm a closet Britany Spears fan..I don't really like or follow punk I just say that I do so I look mean and people will think I'm cool and different and also I didn't really have a mohawk I just photoshopped a horse with my face :up:

I believe it.

[jaydawg]

I like to listen to Justin Timberlake, Blink 182, Nickleback, Cake, Ja Rule, Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Steffani and the occasional Brittney Spears song......and the second anyone admits that I rag on their ass the entire day. Yeah, I know....I'm a douche.

[Ginger Munro]

1 time it was my B-day my parents were out for some reason no 1 was home they left me a note i was like wtf??? the note said go to ur cuzins house.. i was like fine wtf.. i go there no 1 home i sit down. bored. ( i starte snooping around) i found my cuzins vibrator between her matresses i was like WAH,,, i didnt know wtf i was doing i was like 14 then i see a bottle of lotion... like i said i was dumb i take the lotion put it on the virbrator put it in my butt( it actually felt good ) so yah i was doing that like 3 or 5 stokes i cumed like ron jermy but i missed 1\2 of it went on my silk shirt 1\2 on the black cough and all the sudden EVERY ONE WALKS IN WITH A CAKE AND BALLONS AND there is my cuzin all my family and ****... i was like OO NO! when they all got here i was sitting there with a towel whiping off myslf with a virbrator next to me and my pants down. i wanted to killmyself

omg!!! i seriously doubt anyone can top this one!

[JLBats]

omg!!! i seriously doubt anyone can top this one!

If you believe what he said, you are as gullible as Tom Cruise... and twice as homosexual.

Make what you will of that statement.

[Phantasm]

I'm bored.

[Immortalfire]

If you believe what he said, you are as gullible as Tom Cruise... and twice as homosexual. LMAO :D

[JLBats]

I'm bored.

Me too, I had a script to finish this weekend but I finished it yesterday and now I have nothing to do.:(

[regwec]

I bought some new scales today, and discovered that I weigh 180 lb rather than the 160 lb I thought.

[Calvin]

I used to like the Aguilera.

And sometimes I spend up to 45 minutes on my hair in the morning.

[kit1982]

Three letters BBW :(

[DBella]

I kissed a chick once. It was weird. :o
I kissed a chick once... well she kissed me... and I enjoyed it more than I expected. :o :(

[JLBats]

I kissed a chick once... well she kissed me... and I enjoyed it more than I expected. :o :(

I can see this becoming someone's sig pretty quick.

[Dr.Fear]

i like white girls.

[DBella]

I can see this becoming someone's sig pretty quick.
But I'm not particularly proud of it. :(

[JLBats]

But I'm not particularly proud of it. :(

You can go back and edit and I'll edit it out of my post as well if you wish.

[C.F. Kane]

I'm majoring in Theatre :o

[Master Chief]

You can go back and edit and I'll edit it out of my post as well if you wish.


Hahahhahha.

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/7976/nay0wb.th.jpg (http://img384.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nay0wb.jpg)

[JLBats]

Hahahhahha.

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/7976/nay0wb.th.jpg (http://img384.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nay0wb.jpg)

:eek:

[DBella]

You can go back and edit and I'll edit it out of my post as well if you wish.
But it's a confession thread and it's an honest one. That was the only time it happened anyway and it's not the most horrible thing. :o
I like kissing guys MUCH better. ;):D

[DBella]

Hahahhahha.

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/7976/nay0wb.th.jpg (http://img384.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nay0wb.jpg)
Thanks, MC! ;) :confused:

[Calvin]

You've probably kissed more girls than 90% of the guys here.

[Nightwolf]

I almost cried watching the last episode of six feet under last night... god what a depressing show.

[DBella]

You've probably kissed more girls than 90% of the guys here.
I said it was only a one time deal.
If you mean by just a peck on the lips or the cheeks, then maybe, coz that's how I greet my friends, male or female.

[Calvin]

I said it was only a one time deal.
If you mean by just a peck on the lips or the cheeks, then maybe, coz that's how I greet my friends, male or female.
Point still stands. I'm not saying it's a bad thing for you, you shouldn't be ashamed of it. I'm just making fun of everyone else. Specifically Dr. Fear.

[DBella]

Point still stands. I'm not saying it's a bad thing for you, you shouldn't be ashamed of it. I'm just making fun of everyone else. Specifically Dr. Fear.
Who's Dr. Fear? :o

[Kritish]

I shave my legs in the summer.

[Immortalfire]

Who's Dr. Fear? :o A Hype member who probably won't know what to do on his wedding night.

[Kritish]

A Hype member who probably won't know what to do on his wedding night.


He'd need instructions.:o

[DBella]

A Hype member who probably won't know what to do on his wedding night.
But isn't that all about instincts?
It's not like there's a science to it. Or is there?
*Hold vibrator close to heart*

[SapphirePrima]

I hate my dad. He left my momma with 3 kids and 4 month old baby. It's the reason why my aunt takes care of me.

[JLBats]

I hate my dad. He left my momma with 3 kids and 4 month old baby. It's the reason why my aunt takes care of me.

We should start a father hating club. Mine left us the week before Christmas.

[JLBats]

But isn't that all about instincts?
It's not like there's a science to it. Or is there?
*Hold vibrator close to heart*

Dr. Fear's instinct is to run when he sees a female.

[DBella]

Dr. Fear's instinct is to run when he sees a female.
Does he prefer men?

[JLBats]

Does he prefer men?

I think it would be easier for him if he did, but no. He's just that neurotic and socially incompetent when it comes to women.

[DBella]

I think it would be easier for him if he did, but no. He's just that neurotic and socially incompetent when it comes to women.
He's still very young I bet. He has plenty of time to gain self-confidence. Not all women bite. Some just nibble. ;):D

[JLBats]

He's still very young I bet. He has plenty of time to gain self-confidence. Not all women bite. Some just nibble. ;):D

I think he's in his twenties.

He's a very sad individual. He constantly posts about how much of a virgin he is (:confused:).

As for my confession:

I made out with Dr. Fear when we were drunk in Mexico.

[Immortalfire]

He'd need instructions.:o I can't even imagine what happens in a formal introduction...

Dr. Fear's Friend: Meet Anna. (Anna is smokin hot)
Dr.Fear: Uhh.... :confused:
Anna: You're cute :)
Dr.Fear: Uhhh.....Hype! Girl alert! What do I do?
Anna: Who's Hype?
Dr.Fear: Uhhh....*starts sweating*
Anna: Maybe you're not as cute as I thought *exits*
Dr.Fear: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!

[JLBats]

I can't even imagine what happens in a formal introduction...

Dr. Fear's Friend: Meet Anna. (Anna is smokin hot)
Dr.Fear: Uhh.... :confused:
Anna: You're cute :)
Dr.Fear: Uhhh.....Hype! Girl alert! What do I do?
Anna: Who's Hype?
Dr.Fear: Uhhh....*starts sweating*
Anna: Maybe you're not as cute as I thought *exits*
Dr.Fear: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Actually, he'd probably announce his virginity to the girl before she said anything.

[SapphirePrima]

He's still very young I bet. He has plenty of time to gain self-confidence. Not all women bite. Some just nibble. ;):D


How can you not now who he is?:confused: He's always talking about he'll never be able to screw some girl, a white girl to be percise.:o

[Immortalfire]

Actually, he'd probably announce his virginity to the girl before she said anything. Ah yes, how clumsy of me :(

[DBella]

How can you not now who he is?:confused: He's always talking about he'll never be able to screw some girl, a white girl to be percise.:o
Because I don't read his posts?
I saw one and it was quite... how do I put this gently... sad... so I stayed away.

[JLBats]

Because I don't read his posts?
I saw one and it was quite... how do I put this gently... sad... so I stayed away.

That about sums him up.

Not like I'm much better:(

Ah, well. Life goes on.

[Sarge 2.0]

OK uh....I can't resist "doing Billy Idol stuff" when I listen to Rebel Yell. :o

Listen to the song when nobody is around, and you'll get what I mean.

[SapphirePrima]

Another confession I find Lindsay Lohan music, My Chemical Romance music and that new Fallout Boy song quite catchy.

[Sarge 2.0]

That about sums him up.

Not like I'm much better:(

Ah, well. Life goes on.huh-WhAt!?

Look, unlike Dr. Fear you can type in full, proper English.

When you discuss things, they are topics that you are well versed in, and you don't look like a jackass when you post.

People don't hate/pity you....at all. Trust me, you're much cooler than Fear.

[JLBats]

huh-WhAt!?

Look, unlike Dr. Fear you can type in full, proper English.

When you discuss things, they are topics that you are well versed in, and you don't look like a jackass when you post.

People don't hate/pity you....at all. Trust me, you're much cooler than Fear.

I guess I was more refering to his behaviour in the social arena. However, I'm at least five years younger than him, so I'd say he's still a tad more pitiable than I am.

[Sarge 2.0]

I guess I was more refering to his behaviour in the social arena. However, I'm at least five years younger than him, so I'd say he's still a tad more pitiable than I am.I'm willing to bet that Fear is more socially inept than you are, simply because of the way he chooses to express himself on these forums.

[DBella]

huh-WhAt!?

Look, unlike Dr. Fear you can type in full, proper English.

When you discuss things, they are topics that you are well versed in, and you don't look like a jackass when you post.

People don't hate/pity you....at all. Trust me, you're much cooler than Fear.

I don't know Dr. Fear well enough to compare him to others or to put him down, but I agree with you with regards to JLBats.

[Kritish]

Ok guys don't turn this into a Dr. Fear bashing thread. He's probally just a kid anways.

[DBella]

Ok guys don't turn this into a Dr. Fear bashing thread. He's probally just a kid anways.
That's what I thought. But SapphirePrima says he's in his 20s although I doubt that very much.

Back to topic and let's quit the Dr. Fear bashing. I'm sure he's not that bad, just insecure, like most of us here.

[Phantasm]

I shave my legs in the summer.
:eek:

[patrickbateman]

i have a crush on my cousin sister we havent met after a long 12 yrs i told her abt it she freaked out but didnt tell the family i still have feeling for her thats why we both decided its best that we dont not meet again.

[JLBats]

I have only had one lasting relationship, and she cheated on me several times.

[JLBats]

i have a crush on my cousin sister we havent met after a long 12 yrs i told her abt it she freaked out but didnt tell the family i still have feeling for her thats why we both decided its best that we dont not meet again.

:eek:

Les Cousins Dangereux...

[Kritish]

:eek:


When I sweat it makes my legs itch if I hair down there .:o

[Dr.Fear]

That's what I thought. But SapphirePrima says he's in his 20s although I doubt that very much.

Back to topic and let's quit the Dr. Fear bashing. I'm sure he's not that bad, just insecure, like most of us here.

im 20 you freakin bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JLbats you have no right to complain after what you dad did tour family you fatherless bastard!!

and sappahire now you know why i call you a biatch!!:mad:(and ill never stop reminding you of it)

[The Amazing Lee]

I'm really homosexual I just make all them "I love girl" threads to throw people off ;)

[Dr.Fear]

Point still stands. I'm not saying it's a bad thing for you, you shouldn't be ashamed of it. I'm just making fun of everyone else. Specifically Dr. Fear.


***** you calvin!!!:mad:

[DBella]

im 20 you freakin bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JLbats you have no right to complain after what you dad did tour family you fatherless bastard!!

and sappahire now you know why i call you a biatch!!:mad:(and ill never stop reminding you of it)
I apologize that I guessed your age wrong. This is only your second post that I've read so I don't know you.

My apologies and have a great day.

[JLBats]

im 20 you freakin bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JLbats you have no right to complain after what you dad did tour family you fatherless bastard!!

and sappahire now you know why i call you a biatch!!:mad:(and ill never stop reminding you of it)

I do not deserve this.

Sapphire does not deserve this.

DBella does not deserve this.

Calvin does not deserve this.

No one in this thread deserves this. Yes, we've commented on you. It was never intended as outright bashing.

Now, gain some maturity or simply refrain from posting such tirades.

[Dr.Fear]

im pretty sure all of you deserved it. you also deserved to be left fatherless. now i hope your dad runs off and starts a new family.

[DBella]

I do not deserve this.

Sapphire does not deserve this.

DBella does not deserve this.

Calvin does not deserve this.

No one in this thread deserves this. Yes, we've commented on you. It was never intended as outright bashing.

Now, gain some maturity or simply refrain from posting such tirades.
One of the reasons I don't feel his posts are worth my time.
And not worth your reply, JLBats.

[JLBats]

im pretty sure all of you deserved it. you also deserved to be left fatherless. now i hope your dad runs off and starts a new family.

He already has, Fear. There is no reason for this. Please stop. I apologise if you were offended, but you are getting into the realm of childishness now.

[Dr.Fear]

He already has, Fear. There is no reason for this. Please stop. I apologise if you were offended, but you are getting into the realm of childishness now.

this coming from a person, who makes crude comments on another poster about being a virgin yeah im the childish one:rolleyes:

[SapphirePrima]

im pretty sure all of you deserved it. you also deserved to be left fatherless. now i hope your dad runs off and starts a new family.

By now you should know I am joking with you. You're like one of my annoying friends. But once again I will tell you I don't appreciate you calling me a b****. Quit calling me that!:mad: I really don't care what you have to say about my father either he's a ***hole.

[JLBats]

this coming from a person, who makes crude comments on another poster about being a virgin yeah im the childish one:rolleyes:

Yes, Fear, I agree that my behaviour was childish, and I apologise.

[JLBats]

But don't I have a God-given right to be childish, as a fifteen year old? Doesn't the individual who is twenty have a responsibility to have more maturity than the 15 year old?

[JLBats]

Well, Fear... I've apologised. I guess the ball is in your court.

[Swordmaster]

im pretty sure all of you deserved it. you also deserved to be left fatherless. now i hope your dad runs off and starts a new family.

That's nice.

[Nightwolf]

Well it is a confession thread.

[Sarge 2.0]

Well, Fear... I've apologised. I guess the ball is in your court.Did you have to go and be the better man?

I had popcorn made and everything. :(:down

[Jehuty]

im pretty sure all of you deserved it. you also deserved to be left fatherless. now i hope your dad runs off and starts a new family.No one deserves to be left fatherless.

[JLBats]

Did you have to go and be the better man?

I had popcorn made and everything. :(:down

I don't believe in conflict. Neither one of us will win if I turn it into a flame war.

[JLBats]

Did no one notice that a guy at the top of the page admitted to having a crush on his cousin?

[patrickbateman]

:eek:

Les Cousins Dangereux...
:confused: je suck en french


i dont know french

[Sabretooth]

Bondage > Any other type of sex.

[Sarge 2.0]

I don't believe in conflict. Neither one of us will win if I turn it into a flame war.But flame wars are funny. :o

[X-Chick]

I kissed a chick once... well she kissed me... and I enjoyed it more than I expected. :o :(

I was drunk, so I pretend that my enjoying it was only because of the alcohol. I'll never admit otherwise.

Also, this chick called me like 29 times a day after that. :( It was creepy.

[jaydawg]

Its also quite hot. Provided you're not overweight or hidious. Cause real-life lesbiens are always overweight or hidious.

[X-Chick]

I'm hidious :up:

[jaydawg]

Damn it. Oh well, I'll just imagine you look like Devon Aki and the other girl looked like Brianna Banks. Good times.

[Calvin]

***** you calvin!!!:mad:
Dude, if you don't want to be made fun of, don't air your life's details on a forum.

[JLBats]

Dude, if you don't want to be made fun of, don't air your life's details on a forum.

Let's attempt to not start it up again. Fear can't seem to take the joke.

[Calvin]

:eek:

Les Cousins Dangereux...
L'amour interdit...


I have a really freakin' hot cousin in germany. To be fair I had never met her until I was 21. She's about 28.

[Calvin]

Let's attempt to not start it up again. Fear can't seem to take the joke.
He's free to make fun of any details I put forth on the hype.

[Corinthian™]

I'm hidious :up:
you have like the nicest pair of boooo..err.. eyes:):o

[Master Chief]

I'm hidious :up:

But you have pretty hair. :(

[Corinthian™]

But you have pretty hair. :(
and it does matches the carpet:o:confused::doom:

[Master Chief]

...What carpet? :confused:

[Corinthian™]

...What carpet? :confused:
you are too young to understand ^_^

*jumps inside Meg's panties*

[JLBats]

I have never had pony play:(

[Master Chief]

you are too young to understand ^_^

*jumps inside Meg's panties*

Kawaii Girl hates you. :mad: And you're too fat to fit inside big sister's pants. :mad: :mad:

[Corinthian™]

Kawaii Girl hates you. :mad: And you're too fat to fit inside big sister's pants. :mad: :mad:
I'm not fat, I'm big boned:(...

either way... X-C's panties is like Toven's vagina... a never ending space of fun..

[Master Chief]

Did you shrink down like in Fantastic Voyage? :confused:

[Corinthian™]

Did you shrink down like in Fantastic Voyage? :confused:
no.. it's more on the lines that her panties are like Mary Poppins' bag...

[Master Chief]

Ok, here's a real confession, when I'm by myself I lip sync to Sixpence None the Richer songs. :(

[DBella]

I was drunk, so I pretend that my enjoying it was only because of the alcohol. I'll never admit otherwise.

Also, this chick called me like 29 times a day after that. :( It was creepy.
I wasn't drunk and yet I enjoyed it more than I should.
Anyway, I found out she's a lesbian and had a crush on me for the longest time. I had to tell her that I like kissing guys better and she doesn't have the "equipment" I require for my... uhh... pleasure.

Oh, with regards to her calling you 29 times a day after... I would freak out if I were you. :(

[Master Chief]

I wasn't drunk and yet I enjoyed more than I should.
Anyway, I found out she's a lesbian and had a crush on me for the longest time. I had to tell her that I like kissing guys better and she doesn't have the "equipment" I require for my... uhh... pleasure.

I think I'll write a script, and have that as the opening. Then after the equipment line, the chick whips out a bunch of vibrators and dildos. HAHHA.

...

[DBella]

I think I'll write a script, and have that as the opening. Then after the equipment line, the chick whips out a bunch of vibrators and dildos. HAHHA.

...
Vibrators and dildos are fine but nothing compares to the real thing. :o

[Caliber]

I hate that I have feelings for my exgirlfriend. Me and her are now friends (with priveledges) but it bothers me after we do things together. I want to move on.

[X-Chick]

I wasn't drunk and yet I enjoyed it more than I should.
Anyway, I found out she's a lesbian and had a crush on me for the longest time. I had to tell her that I like kissing guys better and she doesn't have the "equipment" I require for my... uhh... pleasure.

Oh, with regards to her calling you 29 times a day after... I would freak out if I were you. :(

Well, this chick was a buddy of mine and had always been a little clingy. I didn't talk to her for like 3 months after that, but we hang out every once and a while and everything is okay.

Oh, did I mention she kissed my boyfriend too? :(

[DBella]

Well, this chick was a buddy of mine and had always been a little clingy. I didn't talk to her for like 3 months after that, but we hang out every once and a while and everything is okay.

Oh, did I mention she kissed my boyfriend too? :(
So you're okay with her now? Even after she kissed your boyfriend? Did he kiss back?

[X-Chick]

So you're okay with her now? Even after she kissed your boyfriend? Did he kiss back?
Well, we were all drunk and I didn't object at the time, plus it was only a friendly little peck kinda kiss. Like the kind he'd give his sister.

[Caliber]

I hate myself for trying to help others yet I know its the right thing to do.

[DBella]

Well, we were all drunk and I didn't object at the time, plus it was only a friendly little peck kinda kiss. Like the kind he'd give his sister.
Oh okay. That's not biggie then. :)

[Johnny Drama]

I cut myself for attention....

[X-Chick]

I cut myself for attention....

Therapy. Look into it, seriously. :(

[psychocheeseman]

okay...this is sad...but...i chose to study law cause i thought it might pull chicks....

but the real problem is...i can't stand lawyers...i think they're sleazy with questionable morals and ethics and way too stuck up...well the rich young yuppie ones are anyway.....


oh, i also have a bad habbit of accidentally flirting with girls that are in relationships.....and then not wanting them when they coveniently become single.

[Darthkush]

I put a straw up my butt, not once, but twice to see if i can get SOME kind of sexual pleasure from it. i was looking for the g-spot or whatever.

[Caliber]

I'm starting to hate visiting the Hype.

[Henry Hill]

I put a straw up my butt, not once, but twice to see if i can get SOME kind of sexual pleasure from it. i was looking for the g-spot or whatever.

That is one of the most fascinating things that I've heard so far today. Would you consider writing an autobiographical novel concerning the art of sticking straws up your arse?

[Darthkush]

I'm starting to hate visiting the Hype.

Cause of my Straw Butt thing? I hope not:(

I think i was like 16 at the time so this was awhile back. No more strawbutt stuff. Although I did have a period last year with fake vagina tubes. One hurt and the other one, i split open cause my d**k was too big for it:(

[Hades]

I used to cut myself and contemplate suicide. I used to hate myself and feel so un-comfortable in my skin.

And i have to take 3-4 pills..everyday. I feel like some..overly dependent nutcase for having them.

[Caliber]

I cut myself in really stressful times to vent. I can't do it unless something that is bothering can't be expressed in words on paper. I usually write my problems out.

[Holly Goodhead]

l like punching guys in the balls for no reason, then laugh.

[capnkirk_1701]

l like punching guys in the balls for no reason, then laugh. we have the same addiction, holly, only im a guy. HOLY CRAP!

[Holly Goodhead]

Whatever, anyways back to me.

lve almost killed a few people while driving because l always point my rear view mirror towards me, so l can stare at myself.

[S_H_F_4839]

I like to get drunk and get in fights to relieve stress, or write everything down and work it out.

[Joker]

I think I'm manic-depressive, and I still obsess about my ex-girlfriend and can't move on.

[New Shh! user.]

Well, we were all drunk and I didn't object at the time, plus it was only a friendly little peck kinda kiss. Like the kind he'd give his sister.

omg that's so hot. Please elaborate.

[New Shh! user.]

l like punching guys in the balls for no reason, then laugh.

this is because you are c0ck hungry and will do anything to touch a boy's winkleman. Hot nontheless. there is something erotic about being punched in the balls.

[New Shh! user.]

anyway, my next confession;

i got real drunk with this girl & we passed out in my bed. I peed myself, leaving a huge wet patch. So i carefully rolled her over onto the wet side of the bed and went to sleep on the nice dry part. When she realised what had happened next morning, she started crying. I comforted her and made her a cup of tea. Then sent her flowers with a note saying not to be so embarrassed or worried about her accident.

Haha good times....

[Odin's Lapdog]

i didn't have a shower yesterday..


strike me down now lord, strike me down...

[SWAT]

I have a confession, I...I, I like...GIRLS!

*cries*

[TheSumOfGod]

1 time it was my B-day my parents were out for some reason no 1 was home they left me a note i was like wtf??? the note said go to ur cuzins house.. i was like fine wtf.. i go there no 1 home i sit down. bored. ( i starte snooping around) i found my cuzins vibrator between her matresses i was like WAH,,, i didnt know wtf i was doing i was like 14 then i see a bottle of lotion... like i said i was dumb i take the lotion put it on the virbrator put it in my butt( it actually felt good ) so yah i was doing that like 3 or 5 stokes i cumed like ron jermy but i missed 1\2 of it went on my silk shirt 1\2 on the black cough and all the sudden EVERY ONE WALKS IN WITH A CAKE AND BALLONS AND there is my cuzin all my family and ****... i was like OO NO! when they all got here i was sitting there with a towel whiping off myslf with a virbrator next to me and my pants down. i wanted to killmyself

That sounds suspiciously like the opening scene to "Not Another Teen Movie". ;)

[New Shh! user.]

That sounds suspiciously like the opening scene to "Not Another Teen Movie". ;)

:eek:

[Equinox]

l like punching guys in the balls for no reason, then laugh.

Punch mine please :(

[Phantasm]

i got a bruise.
:(

[Hairlesswookie]

I rape babies in the soft spot of their heads

[SWAT]

I rape babies in the soft spot of their heads
... I don't say this much... You're sick! :eek:

[Equint77]

I have long fingers. :(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I rape babies in the soft spot of their heads
LOL.
See, this is the stuff that somehow slips through the cracks while I'm getting warnings for saying "retard" and " I ****** ****s in the ***** "

:confused:
hahahahahaha

[The Squirrel]

i lost 40 pounds in about 4 months

[C.F. Kane]

I am a virgin, primarily because of laziness and apathy.

[Master Chief]

LOL.
See, this is the stuff that somehow slips through the cracks while I'm getting warnings for saying "retard" and " I ****** ****s in the ***** "

:confused:
hahahahahaha

Just report it to Dew, crude baby jokers get the hammer. :o

[Pirateking]

I kissed a girl once. And ran naked through a park after dark.

[X-Chick]

It seems like every female's confession is that they kissed another female. :o

[Equinox]

I wish I was born a woman and kissed a girl :(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Just report it to Dew, crude baby jokers get the hammer. :oI would never report anyone to anyone. I think freedom of speech rocks and no one could ever say anything that would offend me. I'm saying the dorks that report me seem to have an inordinate hard-on for me personally, and you'd think they'd be just as offended by all the other stuff I see when I'm on.

[Sarge 2.0]

The Hype seems to have alot of cutters. :confused:

[X-Chick]

The Hype seems to have alot of cutters. :confused:

That's really sad. :(

[Master Chief]

I would never report anyone to anyone. I think freedom of speech rocks and no one could ever say anything that would offend me. I'm saying the dorks that report me seem to have an inordinate hard-on for me personally, and you'd think they'd be just as offended by all the other stuff I see when I'm on.

I see. Bummer. :(

It seems like every female's confession is that they kissed another female. :o

I'd say I kissed another guy, but I haven't. Yay. :)

[litlgreendude]

my last girlfreind is now a full blown lesbian....
:(

[Swordmaster]

I like to hit things. Alot.

[Milkman95]

my last girlfreind is now a full blown lesbian....
:(

Well, could you request a session with her and her new girlfriend?

[Equinox]

Well, could you request a session with her and her new girlfriend?

And catch it on tape and show us :)

[RAMORE]

I got naked ran outside climbed a tree and ran around on my rooftop at night.

[Mr. Thing]

I'm in love with two girls, and they're both leaving the country. :(

[Equinox]

I got naked ran outside climbed a tree and ran around on my rooftop at night.

Its you isnt it..The monkey that everyone is talking about :o

[Sarge 2.0]

That's really sad. :(This is going to sound mean, but considering the genre of message board we're on, and the amount of posts these people have, it's unsuprising to me. :o

[psychocheeseman]

It seems like every female's confession is that they kissed another female. :o
i got with two girls that are lesbians....does that almost count...
sometimes i like to pretend i'm a lesbian....

[Holly Goodhead]

It seems like every female's confession is that they kissed another female. :o

All girls are secretly lesbians. Kissing them isnt a big deal.., eating them out when youre drunk is a real confession. :(

[SapphirePrima]

I've never kissed anyone :(

[SWAT]

All girls are secretly lesbians. Kissing them isnt a big deal.., eating them out when youre drunk is a real confession. :(
... That's awesome, in my opinion. :o :up:

[snowangel061989]

I confess i love my best friend. I don't know if thats ok, but i <3 him.

[Sun_Down]

Man, there's some real soul-bearing going on here, so I'm gonna dig deep here...


























...I'm a closet Avril Lavigne fan. Like big time. Don't judge me.

[Master Chief]

Man, there's some real soul-bearing going on here, so I'm gonna dig deep here...

...I'm a closet Avril Lavigne fan. Like big time. Don't judge me.

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/3816/av5eh.jpg

And there are eleven songs you still can't see. I wish there were this many Sixpence None the Richer songs. :(

[DBella]

My confession:
I am afraid to pick my nose. :o:(

[New Shh! user.]

Why have some of my posts been deleted? I get deleted for saying i find getting hit in the balls reasonably erotic? For saying brother on sister action is hot?

What a pile of fu**ing retarded s**t :down:

EDIT: My posts didn't get deleted, i made mistake. But my point remains :mad:

[Erzengel]

Maybe they feel you are just vying for attention?

[Phantasm]

I'm feeling kinda horny at the moment... :O :eek: :o

[Erzengel]

Check please?

[Phantasm]

:confused:

[Erzengel]

::sigh::

You're at dinner with a woman and she says something like that? You ask the waiter for the check even if dinner hasn't been served yet.

It's never funny when you have to explain it. :(

[Phantasm]

oohh....right. gotcha.

[New Shh! user.]

I'm feeling kinda horny at the moment... :O :eek: :o

This statement is useless without pictures to prove it.

[Equinox]

I wanna shout insults at my ex right now :o :mad:

[Erzengel]

Not really a secret but I'm attracted to one of my gf's friends.

[Caliber]

I hate myself for going out with my ex gf.

[Master Chief]

I love myself for going out with me to the movies.

...:(

[Outsiderzedge]

haha lose

[Abaddon]

I only like some people because their avatars amuse me.:(

[Caliber]

I hate people who are happy.

[JLBats]

I've never kissed anyone :(

I have kissed less than you:(

[Abaddon]

I hate people who are happy.


I once made a thread about that.:o






go search it.:)

[Phantasm]

I hate people who are happy.
:eek:
Me too.At times.

[DBella]

I don't like to be around people who are unhappy and bitter all the time. It's depressing.

[Equint77]

holly and I use each other for sex...

[Erzengel]

I don't like to be around people who are unhappy and bitter all the time. It's depressing.
^ But you are on the hype? :confused: :D

[Sarge 2.0]

I don't like people who are bitter and cynical douche bags just because they think they're being "enigmatic" or "different". Sometimes I contemplate their slow demise at my hands.

[Caliber]

:eek:
Me too.At times.

I usually pretend to be nice but now I feel like whats the matter with those people.

[DBella]

^ But you are on the hype? :confused: :D
Why did you think I only "talk" to certain people here and don't go to certain type of threads. Ignorance is bliss, my friend. Well... sometimes anyway. :D

[Master Chief]

Ignorance is orgasmic.

[Sarge 2.0]

Ignorance is orgasmic.Was that your confession? 'Cause you probably should've kept that one to yourself. :(

[DBella]

I usually pretend to be nice but now I feel like whats the matter with those people.
Those people, like me, the usually happy ones, take too much caffaine. I think.
Want a cup to perk you up? *Happy smile*

[Erzengel]

Why did you think I only "talk" to certain people here and don't go to certain type of threads. Ignorance is bliss, my friend. Well... sometimes anyway. :D

I agree with ya. Deprecating humor at your expense for humor's sake is good, deprecating humor for pity or to depress yourself even more. :down:

[Master Chief]

Was that your confession? 'Cause you probably should've kept that one to yourself. :(

I have an orgasm everytime I'm ignorant, the little people in my pants drown. :(

[twylight]

I have nothing to confess I'm pure and blameless. :)

[twylight]

I have an orgasm everytime I'm ignorant, the little people in my pants drown. :(

Oh My GOSH..XC is back and you're back to your old self. :p
I just noticed..what happened to your post count?

[Sarge 2.0]

I have an orgasm everytime I'm ignorant, the little people in my pants drown. :(I'm staying away from you. It's socially crippling to associate yourself with someone who creams themselves every time they lack knowledge. :(

[DBella]

I agree with ya. Deprecating humor at your expense for humor's sake is good, deprecating humor for pity or to depress yourself even more. :down:
There ya go! Anything we can agree on? :D;)

[Caliber]

Those people, like me, the usually happy ones, take too much caffaine. I think.
Want a cup to perk you up? *Happy smile*

And its people like you who are the best. Thank you. I haven't had much caffenine due to being broke.:doom:

[Abaddon]

Funnest thread ever: http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131870


probably one of my favorites.

[Master Chief]

Oh My GOSH..XC is back and you're back to your old self. :p
I just noticed..what happened to your post count?

I am? ...:(

I'm staying away from you. It's socially crippling to associate yourself with someone who creams themselves every time they lack knowledge. :(

Don't worry about cripping your social status, I don't think there's a level below where you are. :confused:

... :::orgasm::

[Phantasm]

I have an orgasm everytime I'm ignorant, the little people in my pants drown. :(
wow... :eek:

[twylight]

Cover your eyes girl! :mad:

[Socrates]

I don't have anything to confess.

:confused:

[Caliber]

I have an orgasm everytime I'm ignorant, the little people in my pants drown. :(

You remind of a friend I avoid. :doom:

[Abaddon]

I wish the night club was back.:confused:

[DBella]

And its people like you who are the best. Thank you. I haven't had much caffenine due to being broke.:doom:
I'll buy you a cup or two. Just holler when you need it. ;):)