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Tsunulia

03-30-2006, 08:23 PM

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Sutler: "You just can't go around killing people."

V: "Why?"

Sutler: "What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't."

V: "Why?"

Sutler: "Because you just can't, OK? Trust me on this."

Tsunulia

03-30-2006, 08:25 PM

V: Cellophane
Mr. Cellophane
Shoulda' been my name
Mr. Cellophane
'Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there!

heheheehee
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5456/ptoostv1109li.jpg

V: "I am transparent.. I am a window... I am see-through... I am like Saran Wrap..."

Dr. Fate

03-30-2006, 08:39 PM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"I wash my hands and feet of you!"

The Chairman

03-30-2006, 09:35 PM

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Evey: **** her yet?
V: Working on it.
Evey: Loser.
V: Blow me.
Evey: Call me later?

Jack Bauer

03-30-2006, 09:41 PM

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V: Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

wiegeabo

03-30-2006, 09:43 PM

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"Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith! We must all think, and we must all have waffles, and think each and every one of us to the very best of his ability..."

wiegeabo

03-30-2006, 09:46 PM

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"Hey, mom. Watcha cookin', *****?"

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"Your favourite, *****! Chicken, and waffles! "

The Chairman

03-30-2006, 09:48 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg
"I'm makin' waffles!"

The Chairman

03-30-2006, 09:49 PM

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/28/9e/84534310fca08000d8d47010.L.jpg
"Vodka martini, shaken not stirred."

MaskedManJRK

03-30-2006, 09:51 PM

MaskedManJRK

03-30-2006, 09:52 PM

Dr. Fate

03-30-2006, 09:59 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg
V: "Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone, you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!"

Zev

03-30-2006, 10:13 PM

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V: The breakfast thing. Yes. It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I don't... I have no problem... it's just there's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much I want to "kill" her. It's just I want her not to be alive anymore. Uh... I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, "My God! Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?"

Zev

03-30-2006, 10:14 PM

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V: Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey.

Zev

03-30-2006, 10:17 PM

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V: Have some more sloppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.

Zev

03-30-2006, 10:23 PM

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V: OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

wiegeabo

03-30-2006, 10:35 PM

...Dammit, it's on the tip of my tongue...where is that quote from?

Tokyo Breakfast.

MaskedManJRK

03-30-2006, 10:35 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg

V: Have some more sloppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/28/9e/84534310fca08000d8d47010.L.jpg

JACK: Lady, you're scaring us!

*uproareous laughter*

MaskedManJRK

03-30-2006, 10:36 PM

Tokyo Breakfast.

Odd, I never even heard of that movie. I was thinking "Don't Be A Menance in South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood." :confused:

Tsunulia

03-30-2006, 10:44 PM

Man I can't belive how much you guys came up with while I was out :D

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg

V: "It looks like a chicken wing or a cheese fry."

Tsunulia

03-30-2006, 11:17 PM

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Evey: "So, Mr. Evil -"

V: "It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much."

C.F. Kane

03-31-2006, 12:45 AM

Okay, we really need to bring back pictures from movies that aren't V for Vendetta...

As hilarious as these are :D

Tsunulia

03-31-2006, 12:48 AM

Okay, we really need to bring back pictures from movies that aren't V for Vendetta...

As hilarious as these are :D

AW...........but I'm the one hostin em get everyone else to stop usin em heheheehe :D I MUST USE V :D hehehe

wiegeabo

03-31-2006, 12:50 AM

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Magnus: "What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus?"
Xavier: "Its a joke name, sir."
Magnus: "I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus Dickus."

Jack Bauer

03-31-2006, 01:41 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/CraigAsBond.jpg

Bond: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."

wiegeabo

03-31-2006, 01:49 AM

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg
"Oh, come on now, Doris. Do I look like a maniac who goes around killing girls?"

Tsunulia

03-31-2006, 01:55 AM

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8647/ptoostv1036uu.jpg

V: "It means, buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, because Kansas is about to go bye-bye."

wiegeabo

03-31-2006, 01:56 AM

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8647/ptoostv1036uu.jpg

"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"

Tsunulia

03-31-2006, 01:59 AM

Dude stop or you gonna get us in trouble again :D

Tsunulia

03-31-2006, 02:02 AM

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V: "Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"

Ultimate Movie-Man

03-31-2006, 03:33 AM

That's lame.

But oh-so clever!! :up:

LexCorp

03-31-2006, 03:41 AM

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5342/ptoosv105hn.jpg

V: "Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"

Hehehe nice......:up:

Tsunulia

03-31-2006, 03:44 AM

Hehehe nice......:up:

:D I try :D

LexCorp

03-31-2006, 03:49 AM

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Matrix,_The_07.JPG

"Dead or Alive your coming with me!"

LexCorp

03-31-2006, 03:56 AM

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg

"Where's my car dude?"
"Dude where's your car?"
"Where's my car dude?"
"Dude where's your car?"
"Where's my car dude?"
"Dude where's your car?"
"Dude seriously where's my car!"

Elijya

03-31-2006, 04:49 AM

http://www.hopkinsfan.net/ah/scrapbook/Nixon2.jpg
Nixon: I lie in person and on the phone. I lie to my friends. I lie to newspapers and magazines who, who sell my lies to more and more people. I am just a part of a big cycle of lies, I should be ****in' president.

Elijya

03-31-2006, 04:54 AM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
Spader: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth.
Unger: No, I'm in this ****ing position because YOU HAVE A GUN!

LexCorp

03-31-2006, 05:15 AM

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg

Emperor: "You wanna run this ship?"
Luke: "YES!"
Emperor: "Well.....you can't"

Dr. Fate

03-31-2006, 07:55 AM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "What are your qualifications?"
ZORRO: "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"

Halcohol

03-31-2006, 08:00 AM

Last one, I swear

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8647/ptoostv1036uu.jpg
V: I could thet the building on fire...

LexCorp

03-31-2006, 08:00 AM

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Magnus: "I honestly don't know why you need that job."
Xavire: "Becasue I want to fit in!"

RedIsNotBlue

03-31-2006, 08:19 AM

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2660/ptoostv1084uw.jpg

V: Hey buddy...be careful.
Cop: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?

LexCorp

03-31-2006, 08:20 AM

Picard: "OK so we go on three."
Data: "OK............"
Picard: "1...2..."
Data: "Wait wait wait! Do we go on three or after the three?"
Picard: "What!........On three! 1..2..then go"
Data: "OK"

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

LexCorp

03-31-2006, 08:26 AM

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg

"What are you gonna do today, Hutch?"
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!"

Halcohol

03-31-2006, 08:29 AM

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg

How much do they pay you to f_ck that polar bear?

LexCorp

03-31-2006, 08:29 AM

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6205/ptoosshadow1151xk.jpg

Evey: Hey, V. What did you do last summer again?
V: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Evey: Did you shoot any?
V: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Evey: What kind of gun did you use?
V: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

LexCorp

03-31-2006, 08:38 AM

http://www.cinemanet.sk/fotky/2003/the_matrix_reloaded/1.jpg

Neo: "All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training."

Halcohol

03-31-2006, 08:39 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/CraigAsBond.jpg

Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Dr. Fate

03-31-2006, 11:22 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/CraigAsBond.jpg
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

Zev

03-31-2006, 12:16 PM

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7303/vandevey9cp.jpg

V: Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre!

Evey: I'm sorry, it's what?

V: Inevit, inevitabre.

Evey: One more time.

V: Inevitebre! Jesus Christ, open your ****ing ears!

Zev

03-31-2006, 12:17 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

V: It will be 911 times 2356.

Sutler: My God, that's... I don't even know what that is!

V: Nobody does!

Zev

03-31-2006, 12:19 PM

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8647/ptoostv1036uu.jpg

V: I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.

Zev

03-31-2006, 12:23 PM

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2660/ptoostv1084uw.jpg

Cop: Hey, terrorist! Terrorize this!

Zev

03-31-2006, 12:26 PM

http://www.cinemanet.sk/fotky/2003/the_matrix_reloaded/1.jpg

Trinity: Promise me you'll never die.

Neo: You know I can't promise that.

Trinity: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.

Neo: I promise I'll never die.

JackBauer

03-31-2006, 12:56 PM

I'm certain this one's been done before, but since I couldn't find it...

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_texas_chainsaw_massacre/andrew_bryniarski/texas2.jpg

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!"

ToddIsDead

03-31-2006, 01:13 PM

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News Reporter(Ofscreen): Is that why you've strapped a bomb to your chest?
V: Oh, this isn't a bomb. These are road flares.
Man(Ofscreen): Road flares? Did you live under power lines as a kid, or something?
V: Ha ha ha, why?

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8647/ptoostv1036uu.jpg

[Watching TV]
Mrs. Nelson: Honey? Look at this human bomb on the news.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Huh? Oh yeah, I buy brake pads off him. I thought we were watching cartoons.

Tsunulia

03-31-2006, 02:05 PM

XD BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! Nice :D Tommy Boy :)

Tsunulia

03-31-2006, 02:07 PM

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6205/ptoosshadow1151xk.jpg

V: "Don´t cry at the begining of a date. Cry at the end, like I do."

Dr. Fate

03-31-2006, 02:22 PM

http://www.iconsoffright.com/Jake/brundleFLY.jpg
BRUNDLEFLY: "Do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"

http://www.joblo.com/images_movie_reviews/fly_the.jpg
"B... good..."

http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/zelazny/119/images/fly86/brndfly2.jpg
BRUNDLEFLY MONSTER: "You've burned all the food... the shade... the rum!"

Dr. Fate

03-31-2006, 02:23 PM

http://www.world-productions.com/wp/content/reference/tony/tgallery_files/earth02.jpg
"We represent the lollipop guild."

Tsunulia

03-31-2006, 02:39 PM

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg

Finch: "Look at the fun bags on that hose hound."

Dominic: "I'd like to eat her liver with some farver beans and a nice bottle of Chianti."

Tsunulia

03-31-2006, 04:40 PM

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V: "Dr. Hathaway, I saw your show the other night on radioactive isotopes and I've got a question for you."

Evey: "Yes?"

V: "Is that your real hair?"

Zev

03-31-2006, 05:38 PM

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg

Dominic: Wait, before we put a message out, do a search on the word clitoris.

Finch: Hmm OK Found: 8,000,000 pages found with the word clitoris.

Zev

03-31-2006, 05:56 PM

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6205/ptoosshadow1151xk.jpg

V: Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

MaskedManJRK

03-31-2006, 06:14 PM

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V: "Don´t cry at the begining of a date. Cry at the end, like I do."

Where's that quote from? Sadly, it sums up my dating life as well. :(

The Hero

03-31-2006, 06:52 PM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta38.jpg

There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

The Hero

03-31-2006, 06:53 PM

I'm only angry cause I didn't think of that one myself :mad: ;)
Always happy to enrage a mod.:up:

The Hero

03-31-2006, 07:04 PM

http://www.cinemanet.sk/fotky/2003/the_matrix_reloaded/1.jpg

Neo: I think I broke a rib.

Trinity: From giving me oral pleasure?

Neo: From the fight,retard.

Jack Bauer

03-31-2006, 07:28 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,420058,00.jpg

Terrorist 1 (Offscreen): She's got a Hanzo sword?
Terrorist 2 (Offscreen): He made one for her.
Terrorist 1 (Offscreen): Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?
Terrorist 2 (Offscreen): It would appear he has broken it.
Terrorist 1 (Offscreen): They know sure know how to hold a grudge. Or maybe, you just tend to bring that out in people.

The Chairman

03-31-2006, 07:32 PM

http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/5383/j7custom0sj.png
"But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man."

The Chairman

03-31-2006, 10:41 PM

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8647/ptoostv1036uu.jpg
"I'm gonna blow up this entire store!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/CraigAsBond.jpg
"That's okay, I don't shop here."

Dr. Fate

03-31-2006, 11:30 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1993_Malice/993MLC_Nicole_Kidman_020.jpg
NICOLE KIDMAN: "I suppose if you staid in constant contact-"
BILL PULLMAN: "Of course."
NK: "If you showed sufficient stamina-"
BP: "Cut out all kinds of-"
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1993_Malice/993MLC_Nicole_Kidman_021.jpg
NK: "Strenuous activity..."

Zev

04-01-2006, 12:00 AM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

V: Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic.

Sutler: Bill... it's your baby...

Tsunulia

04-01-2006, 02:50 AM

Where's that quote from? Sadly, it sums up my dating life as well. :(

Jerry Maguire. Hey look at it this way, at least you have a dating life. Some of us have never had one of those :(

Tsunulia

04-01-2006, 03:07 AM

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6205/ptoosshadow1151xk.jpg

V: "You were going to be a gymnast."

Evey: "A journalist."

V: "Right, that's what I said."

LexCorp

04-01-2006, 04:37 AM

http://www.mygnr.com/t3/MYGNR_SARAH_CONOR.jpg

Sarah: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

Tsunulia

04-01-2006, 04:43 AM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg

V: "Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese."

LexCorp

04-01-2006, 04:45 AM

http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/agentsmith.jpg

Agent Smith: "There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing."

LexCorp

04-01-2006, 04:50 AM

http://images.art.com/images/-/Kevin-Spacey---The-Usual-Suspects--C10103883.jpeg
Verbal: "When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle."

Tsunulia

04-01-2006, 04:54 AM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

V: "Tonight you sleep in hell."

LexCorp

04-01-2006, 05:04 AM

http://www.earlham.edu/~efs/nightmare4.jpg
Jack: "Lemonade?"

LexCorp

04-01-2006, 05:11 AM

http://www.terryxart.com/Ed%20Scissorhands%20204.jpg

Kim: "Nervous?"
Edward: "Yes."
Kim: "First time?"
Edward: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

LexCorp

04-01-2006, 05:40 AM

http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2004-08-August/Back%20to%20the%20Future%20-%20Doc%20and%20Marty%20(300w).jpg

Marty: "I need a minute here. Your telling me that this thing can imitate anything it touches?"
Doc: "Anything it samples by physical contact."
Marty: "Get real, like it could disguise itself as a pack of cigarettes?"
Doc: "No, only an object of equal size."
Marty: "Why doesnt it become a bomb or something to get me?"
Doc: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000216/) "It cant form complex machines, guns and explosives have chemicals, moving parts, it doesn't work that way, but it can form solid metal shapes."
Marty: "Like what?"
Doc: "Knives and stabbing weapons."

LexCorp

04-01-2006, 05:48 AM

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/pics3/billandted01.jpg

Ted: "Wait a minute, Death. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?"
Death: "The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/quotes#), why not do it with some style?"

LexCorp

04-01-2006, 09:29 AM

http://sqd.ru/files/2/081_3.jpg
Murtaugh: "Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By planning the death of innocent people?"
Riggs: "No, by causing the death of innocent people."

LexCorp

04-01-2006, 09:35 AM

http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~tsussman/images/scarface-tropical.jpg

Tony: "I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot."

LexCorp

04-01-2006, 09:39 AM

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/superman-2/superman-2-08.jpg

Superman: "Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me."
Zod: "So be it... Jedi."

LexCorp

04-01-2006, 09:43 AM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_evil_dead/bruce_campbell/evildead3.jpg

"Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied."

Elijya

04-01-2006, 12:05 PM

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6205/ptoosshadow1151xk.jpg
V: You are a magnificent c**t

Dr. Fate

04-01-2006, 12:17 PM

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail049.jpg
GOD: "You stay classy... Planet Earth."

The Hero

04-01-2006, 02:56 PM

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/pics3/billandted01.jpg

Bill:So I guess this is the weirdest thing you've ever been called on,huh?

Grim Reaper:Actually,I once saw a guy who had broke his neck trying to wrap his lips around his own penis.

The Hero

04-01-2006, 03:04 PM

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail049.jpg

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the weak and tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of good will and charity, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I shall strike down upon you with great vengance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you shall know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengance upon thee!
*cue gunshots*

Zev

04-01-2006, 03:58 PM

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8647/ptoostv1036uu.jpg

V: We could kill *everyone.*

http://www.cinemanet.sk/fotky/2003/the_matrix_reloaded/1.jpg

Trinity: So what do you think?

Neo: I'm strangely comfortable with it.

Zev

04-01-2006, 04:01 PM

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg

Starsky: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.

Hutch: That is nicely put.

Zev

04-01-2006, 04:02 PM

http://backtothefuture.t35.com/bifftannenp.jpg

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the **** out of here?"

Zev

04-01-2006, 04:04 PM

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7303/vandevey9cp.jpg

Evey: Anybody *you* think is evil?

V: Aye.

Evey: Don't you think that's a little weird, a little psycho?

Zev

04-01-2006, 04:12 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg

"Why don't you get me a cup of coffee?"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/tobey_maguire/spiderman.jpg

"Who the hell is this...?"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg

"Cafe latte."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/tobey_maguire/spiderman.jpg

"What the ****...?"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg

"Twist of lemon."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/tobey_maguire/spiderman.jpg

"Chief, what the **** is this?"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg

"Sweet'N Low."

ToddIsDead

04-01-2006, 05:54 PM

http://backtothefuture.t35.com/bifftannenp.jpg
"Come to me, son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!"

ToddIsDead

04-01-2006, 06:10 PM

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6205/ptoosshadow1151xk.jpg
V: I killed your cat, you druggie *****.
Evee: What? Why?
V: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

ToddIsDead

04-01-2006, 06:17 PM

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3461/jorelhoops2em.jpg
Jor-El: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
Zod: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match ****'s got to go.
Jor-El: What?
Non: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Ursa: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

Tsunulia

04-01-2006, 06:20 PM

Dude your pics jacked hehehehehe

ToddIsDead

04-01-2006, 06:23 PM

Does that mean you like it? Excuse my ignorance.

Tsunulia

04-01-2006, 06:24 PM

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7303/vandevey9cp.jpg

V: "Well, I attended Julliard, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it! Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! Now what do you think? You think I'm qualified?"

Tsunulia

04-01-2006, 06:25 PM

Does that mean you like it? Excuse my ignorance.

I don't even see it. A note says you tried to steal it.

ToddIsDead

04-01-2006, 06:32 PM

Should work now.

Tsunulia

04-01-2006, 06:36 PM

:up: Yep it's workin

The Hero

04-01-2006, 06:46 PM

Zev

04-01-2006, 06:47 PM

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

"I just wanted to cuddle."

"Cuddle? What a ***..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

That's all we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors right now: These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just happened to come out on top.

Tsunulia

04-01-2006, 06:47 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7834/ptoostrain1013hv.jpg

V: "We're not your classic Superheros. We're not the favorites. We're the other guys. The guys nobody bets on. We've got a blind date with destiny! And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

Zev

04-01-2006, 06:47 PM

I recognize that from somewhere...please tell me before my brain explodes due to faulty memory.

Boondock Saints.

ToddIsDead

04-01-2006, 06:50 PM

Boondock Saints is full of great quotes :up:

Tsunulia

04-01-2006, 07:06 PM

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Cop: "We are number one! All others are number two or lower."

Dr. Fate

04-01-2006, 10:50 PM

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6205/ptoosshadow1151xk.jpg
EVEY: "I made you... you made me first."

The Chairman

04-01-2006, 11:55 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg
V: What's my name? Say my name, b*tch!

Sutler: Michelle! Michelle.

The Chairman

04-01-2006, 11:58 PM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Suck me, beautiful!"

Tsunulia

04-02-2006, 12:00 AM

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2660/ptoostv1084uw.jpg

Cop: "The only good bug is a dead bug."

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 12:00 AM

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg

FINCH: He's pullin' out the porn.

DOMINIC: He's desperate. Jim, just wait till she leaves.

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 12:03 AM

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.

DANNY LLOYD: Thanks, Dad.

JACK: Don't forget your penis cream.

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 12:05 AM

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg
"Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my b*lls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 12:08 AM

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/a1bac4f3.jpg
"Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same."

Tsunulia

04-02-2006, 12:09 AM

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6205/ptoosshadow1151xk.jpg

V: "I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Evey: "Do you always begin conversations this way?"

wiegeabo

04-02-2006, 12:10 AM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Attica! Attica!"

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 12:13 AM

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

DANNY LLOYD: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.

JACK: That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.

DANNY LLOYD: The attitude?

JACK: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 12:13 AM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Attica! Attica!"

Brilliant!

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 12:14 AM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"What are you people? On dope?!"

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 12:15 AM

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7303/vandevey9cp.jpg
EVEY: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?

V: A quart or so.

Tsunulia

04-02-2006, 12:17 AM

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6205/ptoosshadow1151xk.jpg

Evey: "Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?"

V: "Oh no. It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future."

Ultimate Movie-Man

04-02-2006, 01:06 AM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack Bauer

04-02-2006, 01:07 AM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"Don't **** with the Jedi Master, son."

wiegeabo

04-02-2006, 01:15 AM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"Lomax, fix me a glass of water... and then drink it yourself!"

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 01:34 AM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Already done.

Dr. Fate

04-02-2006, 02:06 PM

http://backtothefuture.t35.com/bifftannenp.jpg
BIFF: "Hey, he stole that guy's pizza!"

Eddie Dean

04-02-2006, 02:21 PM

http://www.echo-online.de/upload/news/20060316vendetta.jpg

"You never say, 'I'm gonna fight you, Steve.' You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him."

Dr. Fate

04-02-2006, 02:51 PM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "I'm gonna rip out your eyes and puke in your dead skull! You f***ed with the wrong marine!"

Dr. Fate

04-02-2006, 02:52 PM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "You're nothin' but a lot of talk and a badge!"

wiegeabo

04-02-2006, 03:10 PM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Right! Stop that! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed!"

wiegeabo

04-02-2006, 03:14 PM

http://www.echo-online.de/upload/news/20060316vendetta.jpg

V: "Wenn ist das Nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Feierhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

(Sutler dies laughing)

The Hero

04-02-2006, 04:13 PM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"Badges!? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!!"

The Hero

04-02-2006, 04:18 PM

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/martthe/Movie%20Stills/aquamarine1.jpg

Mermaid:Moisture is the essence of wetness,and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Zev

04-02-2006, 04:32 PM

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/martthe/Movie%20Stills/aquamarine1.jpg

Mermaid: When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above?
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world

The Hero

04-02-2006, 04:53 PM

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/martthe/Movie%20Stills/aquamarine1.jpg

Girl: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.I mean I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Zev

04-02-2006, 05:08 PM

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/martthe/Movie%20Stills/aquamarine1.jpg

"What we are dealing with is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and makes little sharks, and that's all."

freelancer

04-02-2006, 05:39 PM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove'm down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? And then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat."

Dr. Fate

04-02-2006, 05:49 PM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Right! Stop that! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed!"
Monty Python's & Now For Something Completely Different?

wiegeabo

04-02-2006, 05:51 PM

Yep :up:

Dr. Fate

04-02-2006, 05:54 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
Elena: "I don't understand why women do it. I don't see how they can get any pleasure from it. It's gross and unnatural. It's not supposed to go up there. Frankly, I don't even understand why men want that kind of thing either."
Zorro: "So you're opposed to women being involved in modern space exploration?"
Elena: "Absolutely! Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt."

Jack Bauer

04-02-2006, 05:57 PM

http://www.dafyd.me.uk/blog/docs/yoda.jpg

Yoda: By sunset I'll be the new emperor. And I'll be the master of the whole universe!

Dr. Fate

04-02-2006, 06:09 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Did you fantasize Vaughn was photographing all these sex acts as if they were traffic accidents?"
ELENA: "Yes. They felt like traffic accidents."

Dr. Fate

04-02-2006, 06:12 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
SPADER: "We've gotta get some curtains up in here. It's a priority. The curtains are now the priority."
UNGER: "Not until we decide on the paint. There's no point in painting if we're just going to rip up the floors with the plumbing. So really... we're back where we started..."

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 06:18 PM

http://www.dafyd.me.uk/blog/docs/yoda.jpg
"This is my boom stick."

Dr. Fate

04-02-2006, 06:51 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
UNGER: "I wish..."
SPADER: "What?"
UNGER: "I wish you weren't in such a weakend condition." [Spader starts working it harder] "Oh James... James!"

Hint: Bond film from the Roger Moore era

Jack Bauer

04-02-2006, 09:09 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fantastic_four/julian_mcmahon/fantastic3.jpg

Von Doom: You know, I've been thinking about your theory, your 'Annie Hall' theory. Specifically, I've been thinking you're insane.

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 09:40 PM

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c2/41/476a4310fca04000d8d47010.L.jpg
"A guy who dresses up as a bat clear has issues."

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 09:53 PM

http://www.moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/1067692973alien3_2.jpg
SIGOURNEY WEAVER: Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head?

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 09:59 PM

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/28/9e/84534310fca08000d8d47010.L.jpg
See, there's three kinds of people: d*cks, p*ssies, and assh*les. P*ssies think everyone can get along, and d*cks just want to ***** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assh*les, Chuck. And all the assh*les want us to **** all over everything! So, p*ssies may get mad at d*cks once in a while, because p*ssies get ****ed by d*cks. But d*cks also ***** *******s, Chuck. And if they didn't ***** the assh*les, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d*ck and your p*ssy all covered in *****!

The Chairman

04-02-2006, 10:06 PM

http://www.geocities.jp/metropoleclub/a/510a/05100906.jpg
MATT DAMON: Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.

ARAB: Ohhh! Derka derka derka!

Zev

04-02-2006, 10:25 PM

http://www.moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/1067692973alien3_2.jpg

Sigourney Weaver: Get out, go anywhere you want, go to a hotel, go live with her, and don't come back. Because, after 25 years of building a home and raising a family and all the senseless pain that we have inflicted on each other, I'm damned if I'm going to stand here and have you tell me you're in love with somebody else. Because this isn't a convention weekend with your secretary, is it? Or - or some broad that you picked up after three belts of booze.

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6205/ptoosshadow1151xk.jpg

Sigourney Weaver: This is your great winter romance, isn't it? Your last roar of passion before you settle into your emeritus years. Is that what's left for me? Is that my share? She gets the winter passion, and I get the dotage? What am I supposed to do?

http://www.moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/1067692973alien3_2.jpg

Sigourney Weaver: Am I supposed to sit at home knitting and purling while you slink back like some penitent drunk? I'm your wife, damn it. And, if you can't work up a winter passion for me, the least I require is respect and allegiance. I hurt. Don't you understand that? I hurt badly.

C.F. Kane

04-02-2006, 10:40 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/xuffyt/webpage/Topol20as20Tevye.jpg

My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

Zev

04-02-2006, 11:16 PM

http://www.geocities.jp/metropoleclub/a/510a/05100906.jpg

Matt Damon: My name is Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad! And don't let me catch any of you in America!

Zev

04-02-2006, 11:40 PM

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9910/19/showbuzz/basic.instinct.jpg

Michael Douglas: Saaay... nice beaver.

Sharon Stone: Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

Dr. Fate

04-03-2006, 08:56 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/xuffyt/webpage/Topol20as20Tevye.jpg
"Stella!"

Halcohol

04-03-2006, 09:04 AM

Dr. Fate

04-03-2006, 12:00 PM

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/28/9e/84534310fca08000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: "You ski very well."
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9910/19/showbuzz/basic.instinct.jpg
SHARON: "I do many things very well."

Morgoth

04-03-2006, 12:26 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/tobey_maguire/spiderman.jpg

"I'm gonna' kill you."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg

"You idiot!, you made me. You dropped me into that vat of chemicals, and that wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try."

Dr. Fate

04-03-2006, 02:17 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/tobey_maguire/spiderman.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice, and the American way."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN [scoff]: "You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!"

The Hero

04-03-2006, 03:05 PM

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9910/19/showbuzz/basic.instinct.jpg

Michael Douglas: Saaay... nice beaver.

Sharon Stone: Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
:up:

Morgoth

04-03-2006, 03:21 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

Sutler:"Where are you?!"

V:"Here."

Morgoth

04-03-2006, 03:22 PM

http://www.dafyd.me.uk/blog/docs/yoda.jpg

"Go Spidey, Go!"

Zev

04-03-2006, 04:18 PM

http://www.dafyd.me.uk/blog/docs/yoda.jpg

"It's not easy being green."

Dr. Fate

04-03-2006, 06:50 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Oh Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips."

The Hero

04-03-2006, 09:03 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fantastic_four/julian_mcmahon/fantastic3.jpg

Victor Von Doom:I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I'm way overdue. If I stop putting things off I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass. If my ass wasn't fat I would be happier. I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time. Like that's fooling anyone. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing. I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more and prove myself. What if I learned Russian or something, or took up an instrument. I could speak Chinese.

The Chairman

04-03-2006, 09:39 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fantastic_four/julian_mcmahon/fantastic3.jpg
"I could go on and on about his c*ck, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang...

Dr. Fate

04-03-2006, 11:19 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
UNGER: "I don't understand why women do it. I don't see how they can get any pleasure from it. It's gross and unnatural. It's not supposed to go up there. Frankly, I don't even understand why men would want that kind of thing either."
SPADER: "So you're opposed to women being involved in modern space exploration?"
UNGER: "Absolutely! Frankly, I'd rather have it up the butt."

Dr. Fate

04-04-2006, 07:59 AM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2004_Eurotrip/004EUT_Jessica_Boehrs_017.jpg
JESSICA BOEHRS: "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

Elijya

04-04-2006, 08:59 AM

http://bilder.filmstarts.de/verzeichnis/film/filme/t/terminator2/Terminator2-10.jpg
Terminator: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion

Dr. Fate

04-04-2006, 09:03 AM

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/streetsmart/streetsmartstill.jpg
REEVE: "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

Morgoth

04-04-2006, 02:26 PM

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
Jason:"Shrek and I took some magic potion, and now we're sexy!"

Morgoth

04-04-2006, 02:27 PM

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/streetsmart/streetsmartstill.jpg

"Go fu-k yourself Sandiego."

Morgoth

04-04-2006, 02:31 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/i__robot/_group_photos/alan_tudyk11.jpg
"I am C3PO, Human-Cyborg relations."

The Chairman

04-04-2006, 04:46 PM

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/streetsmart/streetsmartstill.jpg
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed."

Dr. Fate

04-04-2006, 04:53 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/i__robot/_group_photos/alan_tudyk11.jpg
ROBOT: "I make this look good."

C.F. Kane

04-04-2006, 05:35 PM

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2709249

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2709248

Elijya

04-04-2006, 06:04 PM

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2709249

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2709248
haha! great Kane!

The Chairman

04-04-2006, 06:25 PM

http://www.scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/movies/matchpoint/stills/normal_07.jpg (javascript:;)
SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a b*tch out, and givin' a b*tch a foot massage ain't even the same *****in' thing.

JONATHAN RHYS-MYERS: It's not. It's the same ballpark.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Ain't no *****in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same *****in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same *****in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean *****.

JONATHAN RHYS-MYERS: Have you ever given a foot massage?

SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot *****in' master.

JONATHAN RHYS-MYERS: Given a lot of 'em?

SCARLETT JOHANSSON: ***** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

JONATHAN RHYS-MYERS: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

SCARLETT JOHANSSON: ***** you.

JONATHAN RHYS-MYERS: You give them a lot?

SCARLETT JOHANSSON: ***** you.

JONATHAN RHYS-MYERS: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little p*ssed here.

klarkcent

04-04-2006, 10:03 PM

http://www.pg.ru/dogs/gif/reserv04.jpg

"You're empty"

"So are you"

Jack Bauer

04-04-2006, 10:07 PM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

The Devil: Kneel before your master! Fool! You are no longer my equal! I am more than man! More than life! I... am... a... god! Now. You... will... kneeeel! Kneeeel!

wiegeabo

04-04-2006, 10:39 PM

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/streetsmart/streetsmartstill.jpg

"And now for something completely different..."

Dr. Fate

04-04-2006, 11:07 PM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
The Devil: "Second wave, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"

Dr. Fate

04-05-2006, 08:32 AM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_texas_chainsaw_massacre/andrew_bryniarski/texas2.jpg
"Where the white women at?"

Morgoth

04-05-2006, 03:18 PM

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Xavier:"Hi."

Magneto:"Hi? What's Hi? Can I spend it?"

Morgoth

04-05-2006, 03:19 PM

http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/american_pie3/american_pie3_11.jpg

"I wouldn't touch you to scratch you."

Morgoth

04-05-2006, 03:23 PM

http://movies.wn.com/images/movie/1999/Toy_Story_2_1999/photo_18976.med.jpg
Buzz:"Lipstick won't do it alone, but lipstick mixed with hairspray would be toxic and untracable."

The Hero

04-05-2006, 06:24 PM

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c2/41/476a4310fca04000d8d47010.L.jpg

"I am Jack's broken heart."

The Chairman

04-05-2006, 07:45 PM

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: My girlfriend sucked thirty six d*cks.

DANNY LLOYD: In a row?

Dr. Fate

04-05-2006, 11:21 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Which do you think was better - The Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?"
ELENA: "Empire."
ZORRO: "Blasphemy!" [snatches hat away from her]

Page 99 guys! Just a couple more and we'll break 100! Make sure to use absurdly large pics, it'll get done faster that way!

Jack Bauer

04-05-2006, 11:49 PM

http://clevelandkennelclub.com/lounge/gobbo/joboo5.jpg

Cerrano: They used to call me Crazy Joe. Well now they can call me Batman!

Dr. Fate

04-06-2006, 08:08 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d2/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_as_Elena_056.jpg/800px-998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_as_Elena_056.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_as_Elena_056.jpg)
ELENA:"Just what do you consider going too far?! Isn't forcible rape in broad daylight a misdemeanor in this town?!"

From High Plains Drifter

Ultimate Movie-Man

04-06-2006, 08:15 AM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg

You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Dr. Fate

04-06-2006, 08:26 AM

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
KURTWOOD SMITH: "I never knew! I swear to God!"
PETER WELLER/ROBOCOP: "Swear to ME!!!"

Morgoth

04-06-2006, 01:22 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_texas_chainsaw_massacre/andrew_bryniarski/texas2.jpg

"Boo!"

Morgoth

04-06-2006, 01:22 PM

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
Jason:"Have the good taste to die!"

Morgoth

04-06-2006, 01:23 PM

http://www-smirc.stanford.edu/~tamara/AudreyII.JPG

Seymour: "Let's see if you bleed green."

Morgoth

04-06-2006, 01:26 PM

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif

"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything."

The Hero

04-06-2006, 03:46 PM

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg

Vader:You finish here,I will meet you there...and if you forget one thing,I will have you shaved,sterilized,and destroyed.

Zev

04-06-2006, 04:01 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg

"It isn't easy being green."

C.F. Kane

04-06-2006, 04:43 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg

I'm going to tear you apart Zord by Zord!

Zev

04-06-2006, 04:58 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg

"Such heroic nonsense..."

KALEL114

04-06-2006, 07:02 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg
I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too!

Dr. Fate

04-06-2006, 09:58 PM

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
DARTH VADER: "You went over my helmet?!"

wiegeabo

04-06-2006, 10:03 PM

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg

Vader: "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

Dr. Fate

04-07-2006, 10:56 AM

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Kneel before Zod!"

Morgoth

04-07-2006, 11:47 AM

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
"It's payback time Dredd!"

The Hero

04-07-2006, 01:39 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Robert_Pulson_with_Jack.jpg.jpg

Jack:I think I love you.

Bob:Why?

Jack:Because you don't talk too much,and you've got nice tits.

Morgoth

04-07-2006, 02:07 PM

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Darth:"I've always wanted power."

Dr. Fate

04-07-2006, 02:26 PM

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif
PREDATOR: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"

Jack Bauer

04-07-2006, 04:26 PM

http://www.geocities.com/pleasence/halloween6/H6-2.JPG

Tommy: I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless AS A BABY, while Gotham City was ravaged by a disease. A disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns and happy homemakers into catwomen!

Dr. Fate

04-07-2006, 04:39 PM

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Nobody has sex with my wife but me!!!"

Dr. Fate

04-08-2006, 12:08 PM

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
"Dodge this."

The Hero

04-08-2006, 01:43 PM

http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp

"You done smoked yourself retarded."

The Chairman

04-08-2006, 01:48 PM

http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/jimmy9.jpg
"I'm not gonna hit ya. Like hell I'm not gonna hit ya!"

The Chairman

04-08-2006, 01:51 PM

http://www.punkasspunk.com/videolog/20050529/Spaceballs_(1987)_3.jpg
"People on 'ludes should not drive."

The Chairman

04-08-2006, 01:56 PM

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/6f/74914310fca0e000d8d47010.L.jpg
"I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog too!"

Jack Bauer

04-08-2006, 03:09 PM

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/6f/74914310fca0e000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Who's laughing now? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!"

C.F. Kane

04-08-2006, 03:25 PM

100 Pages!

The Hero

04-08-2006, 03:32 PM

Wow,we've wasted a lot of valuable time.:o

TheSumOfGod

04-08-2006, 03:36 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg

"Freedom! Forever!"

V for Vendetta

Zev

04-08-2006, 03:36 PM

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/6f/74914310fca0e000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Hey Paul! TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA'S NOW, YOU ****ING BASTARD! YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD!"

Zev

04-08-2006, 03:38 PM

http://www.punkasspunk.com/videolog/20050529/Spaceballs_(1987)_3.jpg

Dark Helmet: Padme... is Padme alright?

Colonel Sanders: I'm afraid in your anger, you killed her.

Dark Helmet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Chairman

04-08-2006, 04:47 PM

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/streetsmart/streetsmartstill.jpg
"It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, 'Hey bud, let's party!'"

The Chairman

04-08-2006, 04:48 PM

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/6f/74914310fca0e000d8d47010.L.jpg
"You wanna get nuts? C'mon, let's get nuts!"

The Chairman

04-08-2006, 04:53 PM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

JUDAS: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

JESUS: Yeah, but Walter...

JUDAS: I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

Jack Bauer

04-08-2006, 05:08 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/battle-royale-5.jpg

Shuya Nanahara: Now what?

Noriko Nakagawa: Now basically we... we die.

Zev

04-08-2006, 05:40 PM

http://www.sg.hu/kep/2005_09/cinderella10.jpg

Renee Zellweger: How'd you get all the way here from the Roman Empire?

Russell Crowe: Don't sweat it, honky, movies is magic!

My vengeance

04-08-2006, 06:59 PM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

Serenity now!Serenity now!Serenity noooooowwwww!

My vengeance

04-08-2006, 07:06 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

V: You're wasting your life.
Sutler: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life.
V: OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?
Sutler: No.
V: You got money?
Sutler: No.
V: Do you have a woman?
Sutler: No.
V: Do you have any prospects?
Sutler: No.
V: You got anything on the horizon?
Sutler: Uh, no.
V: Do you have any action at all?
Sutler: No.
V: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
Sutler: I like to get the Daily News.

My vengeance

04-08-2006, 07:08 PM

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

Jack: Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

My vengeance

04-08-2006, 07:20 PM

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg
The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg
Wow,you're like...Batman!

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg
Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg
You kept making all the stops ?

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg
Well,people kept ringing the bell.

My vengeance

04-08-2006, 07:32 PM

http://www.orizzontikubrickiani.it/images/hartmantojoker.jpg

Heartman:I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.

My vengeance

04-08-2006, 07:48 PM

http://www.cinemanet.sk/fotky/2003/the_matrix_reloaded/1.jpg

Trinity:All right, let's go, I'll give you half an hour.
Neo: You're serious?
Trinity: We HAVE to have sex to save the friendship.
Neo: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.

Elijya

04-08-2006, 07:50 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/battle-royale-5.jpg

Man with Stick: Now what?

Girl with Bag: Now basically we... we die.
The kid with the crutch is Shuya Nanahara and the girl is Noriko Nakagawa. And they're both 15, so "man" isn't quite the right word. The kid with the gun is Shougo Kawada

My vengeance

04-08-2006, 07:56 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Robin:You know what this is to do with? The man in the cape - I bet you he is mixed up in this. I don't trust men in capes.
Batman: You can't cast aspersions on someone just because they're wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape. And I'll be damned if I stand by and let you say anything bad about him...
Robin: All right - Superman's the exception!