Mix up movie captions

[The Chairman]

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JACK NICHOLSON: Alabama, where's our coke and where's Clarence, and when's he coming back?

DANNY LLOYD: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. My name is Saddie. We don't have any coke but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. I don't know anybody named Clarence but perhaps my husband does. You can ask him because he'll be home any minute. He plays football. He's just at a... practice.

[Jack Bauer]

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg


Solo: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ****ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ****s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bull**** I got two words for that: learn to ****in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****in' surprise.

[wiegeabo]

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg

Solo (flashing back): "It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit."

[Dr. Fate]

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ELENA: "You're not exactly... normal, are you?"
ZORRO: "It's not exactly a normal world, is it?"
ELENA: "Why did you bring me here? You could have sent that stuff to the press yourself."
ZORRO: "You're right. There is something else I want from you."
ELENA: "What?" [Zorro snatches his hat away from her]

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "What's your real name, Sal?"
ZORRO: "Raoul-"
ELENA: "I knew it."
ZORRO: "-Lipschitz."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/377/Jason-machete-dvd3.jpg

"That's not a knife. THAT'S a knife."

[wiegeabo]

[QUOTE=My vengeance]http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

V: "I know what you thinking. Did I fire three shots, or a hundred and seventeen? Well, do you feel lucky,
...
punk? Do you
...
feel lucky?
...
Do you feel lucky, punk?"

S: "Shoot me, mother****er!"

[Zev]

http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/377/Jason-machete-dvd3.jpg

"You have my sword."

http://www.mahonri.org/images/robinhood_lg.jpg

"And you have my bow."

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"And my ax!"

[Zev]

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Darth Vader: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.

[Zev]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/mehzeb/lois_map.jpg

Lois: Maybe the lines just faded over time, okay?

[Zev]

http://jamesmarsden.330.ca/gallery/movies/xmen2/xpromo5.jpg

Give them the lazy eye.

[Zev]

http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/781/teenturtle-nunchuka-dvd1.jpg

Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/mehzeb/lois_map.jpg

Lois: My knight in shining armour is out there and I'm gonna find him!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.nypost.com/photos/rev0402200441.jpg
HELLBOY: "What are we doing here?"
ABE SAPIEN: "You promised the Penguin you'd come see her the day you got out."
HELLBOY: "Yeah. So I lied to her."
ABE SAPIEN: "You can't lie to a nun. We've gotta go in and visit the Penguin."

[LexCorp]

http://www.nypost.com/photos/rev0402200441.jpg
HELLBOY: "What are we doing here?"
ABE SAPIEN: "You promised the Penguin you'd come see her the day you got out."
HELLBOY: "Yeah. So I lied to her."
ABE SAPIEN: "You can't lie to a nun. We've gotta go in and visit the Penguin."

Blues Brothers???? Yeah???

[Dr. Fate]

Blues Brothers???? Yeah???
Yes. In retrospect I think I may have misprinted part of the dialogue.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/377/Jason-machete-dvd3.jpg

"You have my sword."

http://www.mahonri.org/images/robinhood_lg.jpg

"And you have my bow."

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/6f/74914310fca0e000d8d47010.L.jpg

"And my ax!"
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up::)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Must be weird, not having anybody cum on you."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d2/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_as_Elena_056.jpg/800px-998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_as_Elena_056.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_as_Elena_056.jpg)
ELENA: "Parlay!"

[The Hero]

No,this isn't movie quote,but I couldn't resist...

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f
"No spinkles!For every sprinkle I find,I shall kill you!"

[The Hero]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"No... wire... hangers! What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, 'She's getting old'. And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me. What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"No... wire... hangers! What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, 'She's getting old'. And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me. What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me!"
Bwahahahahahahaha! MOMMIE DEAREST now becomes AL PACINO DEAREST.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"I'm Spartacus!"

Forgive me if that was done already.

[Halcohol]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"I don't know WHAT WE'RE SHOUTING ABOUT!!!"
-Anchorman

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"I'm Spartacus!"

Forgive me if that was done already.

I think I might have done it, I don't recall. Either way, it's funny. :up:

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"Joey, do you like movied about gladiators?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Stern! He's nothin' but a low down, double dealing, back stabbin', larcenous perverted worm! Hangin's too good for him! Burnin's too good for him! He should be cut up into itty bitty pieces and buried alive! I'll kill him!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/JSB_MH_Saber.jpg

"Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Excuse me while I whip this out."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ELENA: No one can kiss like that and not mean it a teensy little bit!
ZORRO: Meet the greatest actor in the world. I'd rather kiss a tarantula!
ELENA: Oh you don't mean that.
ZORRO: Oh I... Joe, get me a tarantula.

[Zev]

http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/JSB_MH_Saber.jpg

"Yo, she-*****: Let's go."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/995DPO_Salma_Hayek_040.jpg
SALMA HAYEK: "Have you ever made love to a communist?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/995DPO_Salma_Hayek_042.jpg
BANDERAS: "Must be weird not having anyone cum on you."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/995DPO_Salma_Hayek_043.jpg
SALMA HAYEK [singing] " I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!"

[The Hero]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Troll-Boy.jpg
"If all goes according to plan,I might be showing her my 'O' face."

[Morgoth]

http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/JSB_MH_Saber.jpg

"I'm a Jedi, like my Father before me."

[My vengeance]

http://www.osobnosti.cz/images/gallery/5663.jpg

If I don't kill him he'll make war all through Europe. But murder... What would Socrates say? All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer. A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. Means all men are homosexuals. Heh... I'm not a homosexual. Once, some cossacks whisled at me. I, I have the kind of body that excites both persuasions. You know, some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all, you know... they become lawyers.

[My vengeance]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fantastic_four/julian_mcmahon/fantastic3.jpg

Victor von Doom: The question is have I learned anything about life. Only that human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun. The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter... if it turns about that there is a god, I don't think that he is evil, I think that the worse thing you could say s that he is, basically, an under-achiever. After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about. The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses. Regarding love, heh, what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into. Well, that's about it for me folks. Goodbye

[My vengeance]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f

Leia: Judgment of any system, or a priori relationship or phenomenon exists in an irrational, or metaphysical, or at least epistemological contradiction to an abstract empirical concept such as being, or to be, or to occur in the thing itself, or of the thing itself.

Vader: Yes, I've said that many times.

[Morgoth]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f
Vader:"Pull my finger."

[Morgoth]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f
Vader:"May the Schwarts be with you."

[My vengeance]

http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg

Ramses: Take a close look,cause I rule baby!

Moses: And who do you rule? The large-dark-nipple people?

[Morgoth]

http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/377/Jason-machete-dvd3.jpg

"You have my sword."

http://www.mahonri.org/images/robinhood_lg.jpg

"And you have my bow."

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/6f/74914310fca0e000d8d47010.L.jpg

"And my ax!"HA HA HA! Right on!:up: :)

[Morgoth]

http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/GladiatorBigPic.jpg
Crowe:"Could you refrain from playing anymore music that reminds them that they're in prison?"

Phoenix:"You think they forgot?"

[Morgoth]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/may04/dunst_spiderman_060204_big.jpg

Spider-man:"What the hell do you want with me?"

MJ:"My dear boy, whoever said that I wanted you? Young people."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/995DPO_Salma_Hayek_042.jpg
BANDERAS: "Do you surrender?"
SALMA HAYEK: "Never... but I may scream."
BANDERAS: "I understand. Sometimes I have that effect."

[The Hero]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/995DPO_Salma_Hayek_043.jpg

"I love you...and that's why you have to let me eat your brains."

[My vengeance]

http://www.filmfocus.co.uk/images/specialevents/passion/jesus.jpg

Ok, so here were my options.

(a)-quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick

(b)- take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die.



...




http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/passion-of-the-christ-1.jpg

Hmm, should have gone with (a).

[My vengeance]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Batman: Emergency! Batman speaking... warning all of you to brace yourselves for big news!
Robin: The biggest!
Batman: Tell them, Robin.
Robin: Holy Superlatives, Batman! It's *really* exciting! Soon, very soon, Batman and I will be Batapulting right out of your TV sets and onto your theater screens!
Batman: That's right, Robin. Our first full-length feature motion picture opens a *whole* new world of thrills! The Big Screen gives us mores space on land, sea, and in the air, to challenge the most Bataclysmic collection of supercriminals that ever plotted to take over the world!

[Morgoth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Batman: Emergency! Batman speaking... warning all of you to brace yourselves for big news!
Robin: The biggest!
Batman: Tell them, Robin.
Robin: Holy Superlatives, Batman! It's *really* exciting! Soon, very soon, Batman and I will be Batapulting right out of your TV sets and onto your theater screens!
Batman: That's right, Robin. Our first full-length feature motion picture opens a *whole* new world of thrills! The Big Screen gives us mores space on land, sea, and in the air, to challenge the most Bataclysmic collection of supercriminals that ever plotted to take over the world!That's weird, I was just watching that trailer yesterday.

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/995DPO_Salma_Hayek_043.jpg

Salma Hayek: I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school.

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/995DPO_Salma_Hayek_043.jpg

Salma Hayek: What do we do now, Nick?

Antonio Banderas: **** like minxs, raise rugrats and live happily ever after.

Salma Hayek: Hate rugrats.

Antonio Banderas: **** like minxs, forget the rugrats, and live happily ever after.

[Zev]

http://www.filmfocus.co.uk/images/specialevents/passion/jesus.jpg

"You know, sometimes I envy you and Edna. You have the same person every day for over 30 years. You wake up, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the same woman. You spend every possible waking moment together, while I'm out running around with a bunch of 20-year-olds who only want a good time and cheap sex sex sex. Girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough. 'More, more, more. It's your turn now to wear the handcuffs...' I just want love, Ed."

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fantastic_four/julian_mcmahon/fantastic3.jpg

"I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota..."

[Zev]

http://home.coqui.net/jlromang/brucgade.jpg

Bruce Lee: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

Kareem Abdul-Jabar: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

[Zev]

http://www.horror-movies.ca/gallery/_files/photogallery/saw13020511.jpg

"STELLLLAAAAA!"

[Zev]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg

Doc Brown: Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.

Marty: Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.

Jennifer: I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.

Doc Brown: No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.

Marty: He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.

Jennifer: Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South.

Doc Brown: North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.

Marty: You sure know your boxing.

Doc Brown: All I know is never bet on the white guy.

[Zev]

http://www.iespana.es/amigosdeltemple/blog/casablanca.jpg

Rick: Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?

Ilsa: Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

Rick: She's a babe.

Ilsa: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".

Rick: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

[Zev]

http://www.erikssonstunnbrod.se/max/gset5.jpg

"Klytus, I'm BOOOORED."

[Jack Bauer]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/j/images/jarhead-7.jpg

"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved."

[Dr. Fate]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/may04/dunst_spiderman_060204_big.jpg
DUNST: "Flash, I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!"

[Tsunulia]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7303/vandevey9cp.jpg

Evey: Will we ever see each other again?

V: Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money.

[My vengeance]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is.Halleluja! Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?

[My vengeance]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f

Vader: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *******s this side of the nuthouse!

[My vengeance]

http://images.art.com/images/-/Kevin-Spacey---The-Usual-Suspects--C10103883.jpeg

Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/995DPO_Salma_Hayek_040.jpg
BANDERAS: "Mistle Toe can be deadly if you eat it."
SALMA HAYEK: "But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.foxhome.com/schwarzenegger/images/photocommando2.jpg
ARNOLD: "There can be only one!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.punkasspunk.com/videolog/20050529/Spaceballs_(1987)_3.jpg

Dark Helmet:"Bring Han Solo and the Wookie to me."

[My vengeance]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/a/0/6a0e42120c9f9e24dfc3bfa353ccd114.gif

I'll get you my little pretty...and your little dog too!

[Jack Bauer]

http://hitech.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/james_bond.jpg

"Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips."

[BizarroAids]

[quote=Jack Bauer]http://hitech.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/james_bond.jpg

Bond: "MMm I love scotch, Here it goes, down into my belly."

[Zev]

http://hitech.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/james_bond.jpg

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking!"

[wiegeabo]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/a/0/6a0e42120c9f9e24dfc3bfa353ccd114.gif

Toad: You always told me to stay off the freeway.
Mario: Yes, that's true.
Toad: You said it was suicide.
Mario: Then let us hope that I was wrong.

[Mr. Socko]

http://a.relaunch.focus.de/img/gen/J/K/HBJKAvVaiqM_Pxgen_r_Ax348.jpg

I'm Batman!

[wiegeabo]

http://a.relaunch.focus.de/img/gen/J/K/HBJKAvVaiqM_Pxgen_r_Ax348.jpg

"He's doin' his Superman thing."

[Zev]

http://a.relaunch.focus.de/img/gen/J/K/HBJKAvVaiqM_Pxgen_r_Ax348.jpg

"Run, Forrest, run!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://a.relaunch.focus.de/img/gen/J/K/HBJKAvVaiqM_Pxgen_r_Ax348.jpg

"Run, Forrest, run!"
Hahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f
Vader: "I must now kill you, and your brother."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f
Vader: "Remember, stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the Internet, and you can be President some day."

[Dr. Fate]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg
LOIS LANE: "What now?"
SUPERMAN: "We've got to get off this road. They've phoned ahead by now and you can't outrun a Motorola."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.filmfocus.co.uk/images/specialevents/passion/jesus.jpg
"Where the white women at?"

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/YodaMace.jpg

Yoda: Snag it!

Mace Windu: Snag it?

Yoda: Yeah. Come on, it's for science.

Mace Windu: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. YOU snag it!

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am P***** OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY!

[The Chairman]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f
"How about taking a sugar frosted ***** off the end of my d*ck?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/doom/_group_photos/dwayne__the_rock__johnson4.jpg

Sarge: Grimm, why did you join my beloved Corps?
Grimm: Sir, to kill sir!
Sarge: So you're a killer?
Grimm: Sir, yes sir!
Sarge: Let me see your war face.
Grimm: Sir?
Sarge: You got a war face? AHHHHHHHH! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face.
Grimm: Ahh!
Sarge: Bull****! You didn't convince me. Let me see your real warface.
Grimm: Ahhhh!
Sarge: You don't scare me! Work on it.
Grimm: Sir, yes sir!

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/doom/_group_photos/dwayne__the_rock__johnson4.jpg


Grimm: Let me get this straight - you never use guns?

Sarge: No.

Grimm: Never.

Sarge: Never.

Grimm: What if your best friend was gonna die, you wouldn't pick up a gun?

Sarge: No guns.

Grimm: Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend.

Sarge: Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus to you?

Grimm: What do you say? Guns make you whooh-poco-loco? Bang-bang-crazy?

Sarge: I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don't like that.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/doom/_group_photos/dwayne__the_rock__johnson4.jpg


Grimm: Let me get this straight - you never use guns?

Sarge: No.

Grimm: Never.

Sarge: Never.

Grimm: What if your best friend was gonna die, you wouldn't pick up a gun?

Sarge: No guns.

Grimm: Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend.

Sarge: Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus to you?

Grimm: What do you say? Guns make you whooh-poco-loco? Bang-bang-crazy?

Sarge: I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don't like that.

:D:up:

The Rundown kicks ass!

[Jack Bauer]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Magneto: You aren't her parents anymore, her parents are Axl Rose and Madonna, you can't compete with that kind of bombardment.

[The Hero]

http://www.zboneman.com/movies/images/primcolors39.jpg

This is not a democracy,it's a cheerocracy.I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/995DPO_Salma_Hayek_040.jpg
SALMA HAYEK: "Tell me of your homeworld, Usul."

[Mr. Socko]

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/YodaMace.jpg

Yoda: Snag it!

Mace Windu: Snag it?

Yoda: Yeah. Come on, it's for science.

Mace Windu: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. YOU snag it!

LMAO!!!

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f

Leia: Wait a minute, how'd the white boy get a job at "the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D."?
Vader: ****, what can I say? Affirmative action.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACHINO: "I yelled at Kenny for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the TV shows! And I'm liking them! I'm losing it!"

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

okay these arent necessarily movie captions...I just flet like captioning these images:

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg

SUPERMAN: And THRUST!

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f

VADER: Hey, pull my finger!!

sorry I haven't had much sleep.

[Dr. Fate]

okay these arent necessarily movie captions...I just flet like captioning these images:
Don't sweat it, UM.

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg
SUPERMAN: "This is where the fun begins."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/995DPO_Salma_Hayek_040.jpg
SALMA HAYEK: "It's as if we were made for each other... Beauty & the Beast... but if anyone else calls you 'beast', I'll rip their lungs out."

[Fledermaus]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f

Vader:You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

[Dr. Fate]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/j/images/jarhead-7.jpg

"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved."
Bwahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "My life's an open book. You read?"
ELENA: "I don't blend in at a family picnic."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.mandos.org/joninbrea/Donnie%20Darko%20pics/Frank_DVD_Cap030.jpg

Frank: You have made me a very happy man.

Donnie: And next, I'll make you a dead one.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.mandos.org/joninbrea/Donnie%20Darko%20pics/Frank_DVD_Cap030.jpg
Donnie: "Tell me something my friend - do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"
FRANK: "What?"
DONNIE: "I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.mandos.org/joninbrea/Donnie%20Darko%20pics/Frank_DVD_Cap030.jpg

Frank: "You... complete me."

[Jack Bauer]

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000_Beyond_the_Mat/terry_funk_beyond_the_mat_001.jpg

Funk: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

[Zev]

http://www.mandos.org/joninbrea/Donnie%20Darko%20pics/Frank_DVD_Cap030.jpg

Donnie: I look up and see Gina kissing Meelo on the MOUTH which is not cool, because it violates our threesome code of ethics!

[My vengeance]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

Osment: Harold,you're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a LOT of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ****** with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

[My vengeance]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg

What about Sri-Lanka?Do you have any idea how many people die in Sri-Lanka on a daily basis?

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg

Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg

Like what?

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg

Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg

Wow,Patrick,just...wow!

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg

I try.

[aaron]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f
Vader: "Remember, stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the Internet, and you can be President some day."
haha

[My vengeance]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Magneto: I don't think we should see each other.

Xavier: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I don't think it would work.

Magneto: I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I thought about that. You can have'em.

Xavier: But...what about the past?

Magneto: We never really shared one.

[My vengeance]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/christian_bale/batmanbegins9.jpg

Bruce: Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.sg.hu/kep/2005_08/0831saw203.jpg

Eric: You gotta burna?

Rigg: I flew in.

Eric: [grabs a gun and hands it to Rigg] Man, be careful with my baby.

Rigg: Ohhhh!

Eric: You like that?

Rigg: Has it got ammo?

Eric: Ya it's loaded little brother, be careful.

[hands Kerry gasoline]

Eric: Here you carry the gas can.

Kerry: Are we gonna do that gas thing?

Eric: [mimicking Kerry] Ya, we're gonna do that gas thing. The only thing that scares people more than getting burned to death is people getting eaten alive. Come on, let's go.

Kerry: Wait. What - what do I get?

Eric: For coming with us?

[hands Kerry a crowbar]

Eric: Here ya go sweetheart, poke 'em with this.

Kerry: [insulted] Oh thanks.

Eric: You're welcome.

[Dr. Fate]

haha
Thank you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/christian_bale/batmanbegins9.jpg
BRUCE: "I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.christopherreevelegacy.com/gallery/images/Donner-years/superfeats/rockets/Rocket-024.jpg

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious ****."

[The Chairman]

I think this may have been done, but I just watcjed Predator, so here goes nothing.

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[Morgoth]

http://a.relaunch.focus.de/img/gen/J/K/HBJKAvVaiqM_Pxgen_r_Ax348.jpg

"He's doin' his Superman thing."Perfect.

[The Chairman]

Obvious, and from the same movie as before, but...

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"I ain't got time to bleed."

[Jack Bauer]

Don't know if this one was done yet:

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Xavier: Is there any hope, Magneto, for Frodo and Sam?

Magneto: There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope.

[Zev]

http://www.christopherreevelegacy.com/gallery/images/Donner-years/superfeats/rockets/Rocket-024.jpg

"Wendy, I can fly!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.christopherreevelegacy.com/gallery/images/Donner-years/superfeats/rockets/Rocket-024.jpg

"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

[The Chairman]

http://www.christopherreevelegacy.com/gallery/images/Donner-years/superfeats/rockets/Rocket-024.jpg
"Must go faster."

[C.F. Kane]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/974/torch9wh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

[C.F. Kane]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg

SUPERMAN: Look, a rainbow!
LOIS LANE: Do me on it!

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/HardDaysNight/pix/hdn_02_L.jpg

Okay, um... This is an oldie. Well, it's an oldie... where I come from.

[Zev]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/HardDaysNight/pix/hdn_02_L.jpg

"I'd like to welcome you all to the Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is, he's the very successful, very disease free gentleman standing by the mini bar. Now, courtesy of Speaker City, which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, give a warm Harrison welcome to my pal and your favorite, Snoop Dogg."

[C.F. Kane]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"

[The Hero]

http://quinnell.us/entertainment/movies/kevinsmith/dogma/images/buddychrist.jpg

"You're the man now,dog!"

[The Hero]

http://www.pg.ru/dogs/gif/reserv04.jpg

"Don't point that gun at him!He's an unpaid intern!"

[The Hero]

This one's for you,Zev...

http://www.splicedonline.com/02reviews/bowling_.jpg

"This is Bob.Bob has ***** tits.

[My vengeance]

Don't know if this one was done yet:

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg


Xavier: Is there any hope, Magneto, for Frodo and Sam?

Magneto: There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope.

Amusing,but just put the unaltered movie quote in.I believe it would be even more humorous if he calls him Gandalf.:up:

[My vengeance]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5236/ptoosshadow1142uk.jpg

The best thing about being me...

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

There are so many of me.

Which goes even better if you know that Hugo Weaving is playing V :up:

[BizarroAids]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/974/torch9wh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Johnny Storm: "Hello Hello Snappa Head!:D

[Jack Bauer]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/liam_neeson20.jpg

Wayne:You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?

Ducard: What makes you think that?

Wayne: I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.

Ducard: Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him.

Wayne: I don't think so. No one can kill a Jedi.

Ducard: I wish that were so.

or

Ducard: Take the ****ing elephant!

[wiegeabo]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5236/ptoosshadow1142uk.jpg

"Repeat after me: I..."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

"I..."

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5236/ptoosshadow1142uk.jpg

"...your name... "

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

"...your name... "

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5236/ptoosshadow1142uk.jpg

"Shmucks."

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
"Say hello to my little friend."

[The Chairman]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensSlaap.jpg
"I haven't been *****ed like this since grade school."

[The Chairman]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
RIPLEY: Where's your hand?

NEWT: In between two pillows.

RIPLEY: Those aren't pillows!

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/4b/04/658e923f8da0c171a3d18010.L.jpg
HEATH LEDGER: It could be like this forever.

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE: I haven't been *****ed like this since grade school.

(Yeah, I know I did it a few posts ago, but it works so much better with this one)

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE GYLLENHHAL: I freakin' love you, man!

HEATH LEDGER: I freakin' love you back!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE GYLLENHAL: You make me want to be a better man.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/d3/41/56464310fca06f24a3b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE: You're saying you eat p*ssy?

HEATH: Hell yeah, I eat the p*ssy, I eat the butt, I eat every mother*****in' thang.

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/09/61/4e8a4310fca0af24a3b8a010.L.jpg
"It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5236/ptoosshadow1142uk.jpg

The best thing about being me...

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

There are so many of me.

Which goes even better if you know that Hugo Weaving is playing V :up:
Nyahahahahaha

Good one

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviemonstermuseum.com/htimages/moses.gif
MOSES: "You stay classy, San Diego."

[My vengeance]

http://images.art.com/images/-/Kevin-Spacey---The-Usual-Suspects--C10103883.jpeg

It is sad when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. I can't allow them to think I would commit murder. Put him away now as I should have years ago. He was always bad and in the end he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man, as if I could do anything but just sit and stare like one of his stuffed birds. They know I can't move a finger and I want to just sit here and be quiet just in case they suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."

[The Chairman]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensSlaap.jpg
"Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall."

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE: Do I frighten you?

HEATH: No.

JAKE: Do you want me to?

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/974/torch9wh.jpg

TORCH: Are you saying there's something wrong with my ****stick!?

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: We both know why I was transferred. Everyone thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm ****ed and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm ****ed and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm ****ed.

Heath: Guess what?

Jake: What?

Heath: I don't want to work with you!

Jake: Hey, don't.

Heath: Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both are ****ed!

Jake: Terrific.

Heath: God hates me. That's what it is.

Jake: Hate him back; it works for me.

[Zev]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/09/61/4e8a4310fca0af24a3b8a010.L.jpg

"I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang..."

[Zev]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

Heath: Excuse me, bra.

Jake: You're excused, and I'm not your bra!

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e1/a3/b41d4310fca0fe24a3b8a010.L.jpg
"I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em! Boobs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like t*ts. Who's kidding who? T*ts are great!"

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/4c/27/9bd77220eca03ff947bb8010.L.jpg

JAKE: I love you.

HEATH: I know.

[The Hero]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5236/ptoosshadow1142uk.jpg

The best thing about being me...

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/vforvendetta_masks.jpg

There are so many of me.


And now to shamelessly rip you off...


http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/exclusivexmm.jpg


Multiple Man:The best thing about being me...There are so many of me.

[wiegeabo]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: "He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."

Heath: "That goes without saying."

Jake: "Voof."

Heath: "He's going to be very popular."

[The Chairman]

http://images.art.com/images/-/Kevin-Spacey---The-Usual-Suspects--C10103883.jpeg
"You know what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. You can look around all you want, but what you're really trying to find is on the inside. Take care of yourself, and each other."

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE: I'm Dead Sexy. You Are Crap.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/exclusivexmm.jpg

Multiple Man: Do you like your army?

Magneto: I look forward to seeing them in action.

Multiple Man: They'll do their job well. I'll guarantee that.

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Get in my belly!"

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: Where are you goin'?

Heath: To the bathroom, okay. You wanna come? The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.

Jake: No, I'll pass.

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH: How does that feel, baby?

JAKE: Mmm, lower.

HEATH (in a deep voice): How does that feel, baby?

[Zev]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e1/a3/b41d4310fca0fe24a3b8a010.L.jpg

"Figure a man's only good for one oath at a time; I took mine to the Confederate States of America."

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/d3/41/56464310fca06f24a3b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: How 'bout more beans Mr. Taggart?

Heath: I'd say you had enough!

[Zev]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: What are you doing?

Heath: I just wanted to cuddle.

Jake: Cuddle? What a ***.

[Zev]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/4c/27/9bd77220eca03ff947bb8010.L.jpg

Jake: Well Reverend, looks like you've got yourself surrounded.

Heaht: Yeah, and I figure on getting myself unsurrounded.

[Zev]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

Heath: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****?

[Zev]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/HardDaysNight/pix/hdn_02_L.jpg

John Lennon: Hello, Ladies and Genitals. We're the band. You'll be happy to know we keep our clothes on. On drums, Mr. Pete Best! On guitar, Mr. Paul McCartney. On bass, recently arrived from the dark side of the moon, Mr. Stuart Sutcliffe. And on guitar, Mr. George Harrison. He's only just on solid food. My name is Lennon, John Winston Lennon. My parents named me after Churchill, John Churchill, the wet fish man. They were thinking of naming me after my father, but Dad's such a stupid ****in' name, don't you think?

[The Hero]

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/8289/jabba.jpg

"Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina"

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins54.jpg

Rachel: Well I wish I could say that my interest in you was... purely professional.

Batman: You trying to get under my cape, doctor?

Rachel: A girl can't live by psychoses alone.

Batman: It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.

Rachel: What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, *oh*, black rubber.

Batman: Try firemen, less to take off.

Rachel: I don't mind the work. Pity I can't see behind the mask.

Batman: We all wear masks.

Rachel: My life's an open book. You read?

Batman: I don't blend in at a family picnic.

Rachel: Oh, we could give it a try. I'll bring the wine, you bring your scarred psyche.

Batman: Direct aren't you?

Rachel: You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg

Batman: You have a knack for getting in trouble.

Thug: You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker.

Batman: I was in the neighborhood...

Thug: Do I get to say thank you this time?

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE: Did we get Evil?

HEATH: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...

http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/1204/120604kinseymovie.jpg
"Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or..."

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg
"Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?"\

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
NEWT: Dad, what's that?
RIPLEY: I don't know, son, but it has great big...

http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/TOON20030829/01.JPG
JIMINY CRICKET: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...

(Pinochio looks up)

PINOCHIO (shocked): Oh my, that looks just like my husband's...

http://www.scoops.be/contentpics/movies/big/3001-11.jpg
"ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster! RARRR! Hey, what's that? It looks like a..."

http://images.google.ca/url?q=http://www.moviepublicity.com/image_assets/aftersunset_df-1322.jpg
"Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?"

[Zev]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE: Did we get Evil?

HEATH: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...



Genius. Pure, unadulterated genius.

[The Chairman]

Genius. Pure, unadulterated genius.

Thank you.

[Zev]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/m/images/monsters-inc-1.jpg

Sulley: It's me!

Mike: Prove it!

Sulley: You're a dick.

Mike: Okay.

[The Chairman]

http://www.filmfodder.com/movies/reviews/alien/images/alien.jpg
ALIEN: I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars.

[BizarroAids]

[quote=Zev]http://thecia.com.au/reviews/m/images/monsters-inc-1.jpg

"Well I hope you enjoy the victory with one FRIGGIN EYE!"

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE: Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?

HEATH: ***** you.

[Zev]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter!"

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ff24.jpg

"Back off, man, I'm a scientist."

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

"That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there."

"Sex, Frank?"

"Uh, no, not right now, Ed."

[The Chairman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter!"

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

"That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there."

"Sex, Frank?"

"Uh, no, not right now, Ed."

You must love the Naked Gun movies. :up:

They are awesome. And quotable.

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
BATMAN: "Wake up. Time to die."

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg

BATMAN: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

THUG: Huh?

[My vengeance]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins54.jpg

Batman: In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your *******. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins54.jpg

Batman: In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your *******. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

I have to see American Pyscho.

[My vengeance]

I have to see American Pyscho.
Best flawed masterpiece in existence:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/d3/41/56464310fca06f24a3b8a010.L.jpg

Heath: So what do you know about Paul Allen?
Jake: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Heath: Yale thing?
Jake: Yeah, Yale thing.
Heath: What whole Yale thing?
Jake: Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

[My vengeance]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

DEATH TO THE DEMONESS ALEGRA GELLER !

[Morgoth]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg

Batman:"You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you."

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins54.jpg

Batman: Mmm...that's a sweet ass, isn't it? I just wanna bite it...grr...
Rachel: Grade-A top choice meat.

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/d3/41/56464310fca06f24a3b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... *** bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH: It's no hassle...

JAKE: Sh!

HEATH: But...

JAKE: Sh!

HEATH: I'm...

JAKE: Sh!.

HEATH: All I'm say...

JAKE: Sh!

HEATH: There gonna get a...

JAKE: Sh!

HEATH: I'm...

JAKE: Sh!

HEATH: I'm just...

JAKE: Sh!

HEATH: Would...

JAKE: Sh!... Knock-knock.

HEATH: Who's there?

JAKE: Sh!

HEATH: But...

JAKE: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

[Jack Bauer]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg

Batman: Then I have no choice but to remand you to the Palace of Justice for processing.

Thug: Processing. You mean execution, don't you?

Batman: Processing.

[The Chairman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"I love gooooooold."

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.

ZORRO: What's your point, Vanessa?

[My vengeance]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins54.jpg

Batman: Don't touch the watch.

[My vengeance]

And...

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins54.jpg

I gotta go.I have to return some videotapes.

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins54.jpg
BALE/BATMAN: "It's the only answer, Lara. If he remains here with us, he will die as surely as we will."
KATIE HOLMES: "But why Earth, Jor-El? They're primitives, thousands of years behind us!"
BALE: "He will need that advantage to survive. Their atmosphere... will sustain him."
HOLMES: "He will defy their gravity!"
BALE: "He will look like one of them."
HOLMES: "He won't be one of them."
BALE: "No. His... dense molecular structure will make him strong."
HOLMES: "He'll be odd. Different."
BALE: "He'll be fast. Virtually invulnerable."
HOLMES: "Isolated. Alone."
BALE: "He will not be alone. He will never be alone."

[The Chairman]

http://www.horroria.com/i/nstills/90/10/9010/9010-122841.jpg
EARLE: Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you, then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.

[The Chairman]

http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/GladiatorBigPic.jpg

COMMODUS: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[The Chairman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

[The Hero]

http://www.roberthood.net/daikaiju-antho/contributors/images/mechagodzilla.jpg

Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.
Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't.

[My vengeance]

http://www.horroria.com/i/nstills/90/10/9010/9010-122841.jpg

Have no fear,little Damien,I am here to protect thee.

[The Chairman]

http://www.roberthood.net/daikaiju-antho/contributors/images/mechagodzilla.jpg
"King Kong ain't got nothin' on me!"

Man, I love this line. I keep forgetting what movie it's from, though.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.roberthood.net/daikaiju-antho/contributors/images/mechagodzilla.jpg
"Ahsta la vista, baby."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg
JASON: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel befor Zod!"

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
BATMAN: I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars."

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
BATMAN: I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars."

LMAO!!!

Somehow, him being upsidedown makes it so much funnier.

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
BATMAN: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

[The Chairman]

LMAO!!!

Somehow, him being upsidedown makes it so much funnier.

I think it's because it's the element of surprise. Guy standing there with a gun, then a voice comes out of nowhere offering to apply his lips to his, um, yeah, you know.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.ealasaid.com/fan/buscemi/images/armageddon.jpg

Rockhound: I said, where's the ****ing bourbon?

[wiegeabo]

http://www.ealasaid.com/fan/buscemi/images/armageddon.jpg

"A mouthful of teeth with a bad attitude!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.ealasaid.com/fan/buscemi/images/armageddon.jpg

"Why am I Mr. Pink?"

[Fledermaus]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f

"'Cause you're a ****ot, all right? "

[wiegeabo]

HAHAHA!!!

Those went together so well.

[My vengeance]

http://www.roberthood.net/daikaiju-antho/contributors/images/mechagodzilla.jpg
"King Kong ain't got nothin' on me!"

Man, I love this line. I keep forgetting what movie it's from, though.
Training Day

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.ealasaid.com/fan/buscemi/images/armageddon.jpg
"Why's the rum gone?"

[My vengeance]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE: Did we get Evil?

HEATH: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...

http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/1204/120604kinseymovie.jpg
"Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or..."

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg
"Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?"\

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
NEWT: Dad, what's that?
RIPLEY: I don't know, son, but it has great big...

http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/TOON20030829/01.JPG
JIMINY CRICKET: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...

(Pinochio looks up)

PINOCHIO (shocked): Oh my, that looks just like my husband's...

http://www.scoops.be/contentpics/movies/big/3001-11.jpg
"ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster! RARRR! Hey, what's that? It looks like a..."

http://images.google.ca/url?q=http://www.moviepublicity.com/image_assets/aftersunset_df-1322.jpg
"Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?"
Well,Anthony,you just beat us all to hell with this one...so damn you !

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
Robocop: "Warfin, sayonara!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/ChurchSandman.jpg

Sandman: What? You've never screwed me before? You kidnapped and brainwashed my wife and son! Whadda you mean, you've never screwed me before?

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/ChurchSandman.jpg

"I'm not saying the Great Strobe is better than other humans. I am, but that's beside the point. I can shoot laser beams out of my arms, that's what sets me apart. Can other humans do that? Can they? Can they?"

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/ChurchSandman.jpg
"A guy who dresses up as a bat clearly has issues."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.enricobrizzi.net/brizzi/images/storie02.jpg

There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other peoples cultures... and the Dutch.

[The Chairman]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif
"Let's do this for Johnny!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif

"Sex Machine, pleased to meet you."

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/ChurchSandman.jpg

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/ChurchSandman.jpg

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
Bwahahahaha - BRILLIANT! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg
"My name is Buck, and I'm here to F***."

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/ChurchSandman.jpg

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

That is quite clever. Where's that from?

[Zev]

Star Wars episode 2.

[The Chairman]

Star Wars episode 2.

Oh. A film I haven't seen yet. Is it as bad as Episode I?

[Zev]

A little better. They subtracted Jar-Jar Binks and added Christopher Lee, so it isn't all bad.

[MaskedManJRK]

A little better. They subtracted Jar-Jar Binks and added Christopher Lee, so it isn't all bad.

And don't forget Sam Jackson kicking some ass with his Purple Lightsaber of Righteousness. :up:

[wiegeabo]

Each prequel is better than the last.

But that's not saying much when compared iwth the originals.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

True, true. But the third ne, a a midnight screening, was awesome. It just levelled my liking for the movie higher. the atmosphere was electric...but then I'm gonna contradic myself and say Empire Strikes back is the best, no question.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

JACK NICHOLSON: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

DANNY LLOYD: Yeah, but Walter...

JACK NICHOLSON: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These *****ing amateurs...

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

HEATH LEDGER: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even *****ing Jewish, man.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: What the ***** are you talkin' about?

HEATH LEDGER: Man, you're *****ing Polish Catholic...

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: What the **** are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

HEATH LEDGER: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: And you know this!

HEATH LEDGER: Yeah, and five *****ing years ago you were divorced.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

HEATH LEDGER: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her *****ing dog. Going to her *****ing synagogue. You're living in the *****ing past.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're damn right I'm living in the ****ing past!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif
PREDATOR: "Boards don't hit back."


http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "Hey Paul, try getting a reservation at Dorsia's now!" [throws him through glass window] "You f***ing bastard! You f***ing stupid bastard!"

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH LEDGER: I *****s you in the ass, I *****s you in the ass, I *****s you, I *****s you, I *****s you, I *****s...

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif

Predator: You gotta grab a bull by the balls!

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/almostthere3.jpg

CYCLOPS: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the ***** are you talking about?

JEAN GREY: Huh? No, what the ***** are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.

STORM: What the **** is he talking about?

CYCLOPS: My rug.

JEAN GREY: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

CYCLOPS: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the ***** are you talking about?

JEAN GREY: What the ***** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

CYCLOPS: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the ****ing railroads here. This is a guy...

JEAN GREY: What the **** are you talking about?

CYCLOPS: Walter, he peed on my rug!

STORM: He peed on the Dude's rug.

JEAN GREY: Donny, you're out of your element!

[The Chairman]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
"You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain."

[The Chairman]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/aladdin/carpet.jpg
"That rug really tied the room together."

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you ***** a stranger in the ass!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

DANNY LLOYD: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?

JACK NICHOLSON: A quart or so.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH LEDGER: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

[The Chairman]

http://movies.themoviebox.net/images/fog/main.jpg

NICK CASTLE: People on 'ludes should not drive.

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/almostthere3.jpg

JEAN GREY I had to come back. C'mon team, let's go!

CYCLOPS: Wait a second, can we really trust you?

NIGHTCRAWLER: Yeah, why the ***** should we trust you, you doucheb*g?

[The Chairman]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg
"Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's c*ck in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that c*ck right in his mouth."

[The Chairman]

http://www.horroria.com/i/nstills/90/10/9010/9010-122841.jpg

EARLE: Gary, if for some reason your cover is blown, and the terrorists take you prisoner, well, you'll probably want to take your own life. Here, you'd better have this.

[The Chairman]

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"Damnit, how many times do I have to tehr you? You don't use the WMDs untihr you see the signahr! I have worked ten years on this pran! It is a very precise, and a compricated pran! I am sick of you terrorists *****ing it up! Now take the weapons where I tord you and wait for the *damn* signahr this time! Goodbye!"

[The Chairman]

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"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split..."

[The Chairman]

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"We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot"

[The Chairman]

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MICHAEL DOUGLAS: I want you to clean your vagina.

[The Chairman]

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JAKE GYLLENHAAL: You know Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them *****ing each other over for a damn percentage!