Mix up movie captions

[The Chairman]

http://www.princessleia.com/images/starwars/LeiaR2/before_leap_luke26leia.jpg

LUKE: You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually?

LEIA: I've never tried it.

LUKE: You've never double-clicked your mouse?

[Elijya]

http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg
Walken: Oh, God! My mother, she woke me up today. She poured a hot pan of grease all over my chest and my ass and genitals and I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.
Rock: What does that have to do with ANYTHING?
Walken: Because I can't see, damn it, you son of a *****.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "Let My People GO!!!!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg

WALKEN: Nadia will be expecting filet mignon, okay, and all I'm going to be able to give her is rump roast.

THE ROCK: What are you so worried about? You've had experience since Nadia.

WALKEN: Ah, yes. You would be referring to the flute fetish band geek, who made me her b*tch, and ditched me after prom.

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH LEDGER: Now don't freak out I'm gonna do something to push your threshold.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Ow that's cold. What is that?

HEATH LEDGER: I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't intsruments fun?

[The Chairman]

http://www.timecodes.dk/mediepolitik/Dansk_fjernsyn.jpg
"I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady."

[The Chairman]

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/dossblondes9.jpg
"You've got red on you."

[The Chairman]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sh_002judge.jpg
"You stay the ***** away from that ficus. That is a j*z-free ficus."

[The Chairman]

http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg

WALKEN: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?

THE ROCK: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

[The Chairman]

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/violence-harris.jpg

VIGGO MORTENSEN: Anything wrong, Davy?

ED HARRIS: Yeah, I got paid today.

VIGGO MORTENSEN: Yeah, I know what that's like.

ED HARRIS: No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these.

(shows him a pink slip)

VIGGO MORTENSEN: Yeah, I know how that feels.

ED HARRIS: Know what I'd like to do?

VIGGO MORTENSEN: Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.

ED HARRIS: Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.

VIGGO MORTENSEN: Well, the world's a twisted place.

[The Chairman]

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/violence-hurt.jpg
"Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?"

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg
"A what?"

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/violence-hurt.jpg
"A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you."

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/7a/1e/8ccab340dca082799a117010.L.jpg

TWINS: Do we make you sleepy?

DANNY LLOYD: Well, you make me many things but "sleepy" isn't one of them.

[The Chairman]

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/violence-bello.jpg
"It's Mega-Maid. She's gone from suck to blow."

[The Hero]

http://orelye.menor.free.fr/ Album/Moby/Moby28.jpg



Man:That's an endangered species at best. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?

*long pause*

Captian Ahab:Revenge,mostly.

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Look's like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy.

HEATH LEDGER: A man? If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer.

[The Chairman]

http://edition.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9910/19/showbuzz/basic.instinct.jpg
"This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida."

[The Chairman]

http://www.sachsreport.com/once%20upon%20a%20time%20in%20mexico.jpg
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/violence-hurt.jpg

Richie: You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.

[The Chairman]

http://image.cine21.com/resize/cine21/still/2005/0425/M0020007_sc49907%5BW600-%5D.jpg

DUCARD: A hunch won't stand up in court, Frank. What we need are hard facts.

BALE: Look, Ed. Ludwig was the only one besides us who knew Nordberg was still alive. Next thing you know, some thug tries to knock him off in the hospital.

DUCARD: Yeah, but going into Ludwig's office without a warrant, you're taking a big chance.

BALE: I know. You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE: Oh, and one more thing: I faked every orgasm!

HEATH: Oh, Funny Face.

[The Chairman]

http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg

THE ROCK: You want to take a dingy?

WALKEN: No, I took care of that at the press conference.

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ZORRO: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

[The Chairman]

http://www.sachsreport.com/once%20upon%20a%20time%20in%20mexico.jpg
"Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested."

[Jack Bauer]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/andrew_lloyd_webber_s_the_phantom_of_the_opera/gerard_butler/phantom5.jpg

Phantom: You crazy damn broad! Just take a look at this mug. Would any of you dames let me get close enough to you to kill you? None of you would, but Goldie... But she only did because she thought I could protect her. And I bet those cops didn't do a damn thing about those other girls, did they? But as soon as they had me for a fall guy they showed up, guns blazing. But they didn't get me and I've been killing my way to the truth ever since. So go ahead, doll, shoot me now, or get the hell out of my way.

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
"This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements. One - guns down. Two - come on out."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.timecodes.dk/mediepolitik/Dansk_fjernsyn.jpg
ARNOLD: "Chuckie, it's huntin' season."

[Zev]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!"

[Zev]

http://edition.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9910/19/showbuzz/basic.instinct.jpg

Michael Douglas: Wendy... How would you like to go get some ice cream?

Sharon Stone: Sure, Stan! How did you know I loved ice cream?

Michael Douglas: My friend the clitoris told me.

Sharon Stone: Wow, I have a clitoris too.

Michael Douglas: Really? Where the hell do you keep it? It's huge.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.pitofhorror.com/newdesign/halloween/images/durand_3.jpg

Hartnett: Hey, you ain't one of them desert slashers, are you? Cut a person's body up and leave it out in the desert in little tiny pieces and ****, huh? Oh ****! We are in the ****ing desert! I'm in a car with a psycho freaky Jason hack-killer mother****er! Hey, please don't kill me, freaky Jason. I said, please don't kill me, freaky Jason. [Myers attacks.] I done ****ed around and caught a ride with the wrong white boy!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://edition.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9910/19/showbuzz/basic.instinct.jpg

MICHAEL DOUGLAS: Nice beaver.

SHARON STONE: Thanks, I just got it stuffed.

:o

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.pitofhorror.com/newdesign/halloween/images/durand_3.jpg

Hartnett: Hey, you ain't one of them desert slashers, are you? Cut a person's body up and leave it out in the desert in little tiny pieces and ****, huh? Oh ****! We are in the ****ing desert! I'm in a car with a psycho freaky Jason hack-killer mother****er! Hey, please don't kill me, freaky Jason. I said, please don't kill me, freaky Jason. [Myers attacks.] I done ****ed around and caught a ride with the wrong white boy!

Nothing to Lose! :D:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.timecodes.dk/mediepolitik/Dansk_fjernsyn.jpg
ARNOLD: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to f***."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.timecodes.dk/mediepolitik/Dansk_fjernsyn.jpg

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"

[BizarroAids]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg


Jason: "Yeehaw. Jesters Dead"

[BizarroAids]

[quote=Zev]http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg

" I ate your chocolate covered squirrel"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now...offer me money."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now...offer me money."
Hahahaha

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Escapeny.jpg
SNAKE: "Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic."
BRAIN: "Bill... it's your baby-" [bang]

[Dr. Fate]

http://reviewjpegs2.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Hellboy1.jpg
HELLBOY: "Say 'hello' to my little friend!"

[Jack Bauer]

I know this isn't a movie quote but it fits the pic

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Heat001.jpg

"WHERE THE **** IS THE VAN?!"

[psycho]

^ Dane Cook, right?

[Jack Bauer]

^ yep

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ELENA: You're all man. I like that in my men.

ZORRO: You're coming on to me big time, sister. You're preying on me like a kitten with a fresh mouse. And we got a problem.

ELENA: You're Jewish?

ZORRO: No. You're Rocko's girl, and in my book that chapter's called "look but don't touch."

ELENA: I could have two lovers.

ZORRO: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

[The Chairman]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg

FINCH: What's that?

DOMINIC: It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up into a tuba.

[The Chairman]

http://fusionanomaly.net/wrathofkhaneatstatic.jpg

Khan: What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

[The Chairman]

http://www.sachsreport.com/once%20upon%20a%20time%20in%20mexico.jpg
"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."

[The Chairman]

http://www.hopkinsfan.net/ah/scrapbook/Nixon2.jpg

NIXON: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ELENA: You know, you don't act like a scientist.

ZORRO: They're usually pretty stiff.

ELENA:You're more like a game show host.

[The Chairman]

http://xenafan.com/movies/ghostbusters/crowd.jpg
"King Kong Ain't Got Nothin' On Me!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_146SigourneyWeaver.jpg
"This is my boomstick."

[The Chairman]

http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/Almost%20Famous%20Gallery1.jpg

KATE HUDSON: I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars."

or

PATRICK FUGIT: You had me at hello.

[The Chairman]

http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews/almostfamous.jpg
"We're here for the gang - bang."

[The Chairman]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_146SigourneyWeaver.jpg
"Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic."

[The Hero]

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030221/13226__06renee_l.jpg

Dorothy:You had me at blood and semen.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.sinemafanatik.com/set/collateral.jpg

"Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S."

[The Chairman]

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030221/13226__06renee_l.jpg

Dorothy: You had me at "d*cks ***** assh*les".

[The Chairman]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/streetsmart/streetsmartstill.jpg
"Panda Watch! The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.

(panda begins to mock him)

"Hey, you're making me look stupid! Get out of here, Panda Jerk!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.iespana.es/amigosdeltemple/blog/casablanca.jpg

ILSA: Oh, Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 per cent sure that I love you!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH LEDGER: Excuse me

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: What are you doing?

HEATH LEDGER: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.

HEATH LEDGER: Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Big deal! I am very professional!

HEATH LEDGER: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!

HEATH LEDGER: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

HEATH LEDGER: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir!

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: You are a smelly pirate hooker!

HEATH LEDGER: You look like a blueberry!

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Why don't you go back to your home on Wh*re Island?

HEATH LEDGER: Well, you have bad hair.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: What did you say?

HEATH LEDGER: I said...your hair...looks stupid!

[The Chairman]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/streetsmart/streetsmartstill.jpg
"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!"

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
"Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ZORRO: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

(Elena walks away and suddenly runs back)

ELENA: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

[The Chairman]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg
"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
ZORRO: "But of course you are."
ELENA: "Plenty O'Toole."
ZORRO: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.lantaren-venster.nl/archief/film/b/beeld/Bergman/The%20seventh%20seal.jpg
DEATH: "Surely you can't be serious."
MAX VON SYDOW: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare/7seal/R3_Seventh_Seal.jpg
DEATH: "There has been a great disturbance in the Force..."

[Zev]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[Dr. Fate]

Here, have a few new ones to play with -

http://www.transparencynow.com/Logan/kelfront.jpg
"Live long and prosper."

http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content05/americans-army-starfighter.jpg
"My team's ready, but I don't have a command crew for the shuttle."

http://www.webhorror.com/reviews/a_d/buckaroo/endtitle_01.jpg
BUCKAROO BANZAI: "INS, Division 6."

http://www.moviemail-online.co.uk/images/large/seventh_seal1_rgb.jpg
MAX VON SYDOW: "I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift."

[Zev]

http://www.webhorror.com/reviews/a_d/buckaroo/endtitle_01.jpg

America...
America...
America, **** YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother****ing day yeah,
America, **** YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist, your game is through, cause now you have to answer to,
America, **** YEAH!

[The Chairman]

http://www.webhorror.com/reviews/a_d/buckaroo/endtitle_01.jpg
"We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot."

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg

HARRY POTTER: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: I remember your eyes. Still the same p*ssholes in the snow.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg

RON: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

RE: Hermione: Oh, well spotted.

Just wanted to alter and add to that.

[Jack Bauer]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/hostel/jay_hernandez/hostel4.jpg

Paxton: Come on in here, you mother****ers! Come on, I'm waitin' for ya! What, you ain't comin' in? Okay, I'm comin' out! Oh, you up against me now, mother****ers! I'm gonna blow your ****in' brains out! You think you're big time? You gonna ****in' die big time! You ready? HERE COMES THE PAIN!

[The Chairman]

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/6664/238zy.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

WOODY: ***** man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

BUZZ: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

WOODY: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?

BUZZ: UH...

WOODY: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.

BUZZ: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

WOODY: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.

BUZZ: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

WOODY: Cold got to be. You know? Sh*****t.

[The Chairman]

http://movies.themoviebox.net/images/fog/main.jpg

TOM WELLING: This fog is getting thicker.

GIRL IN CAR: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.webhorror.com/reviews/a_d/buckaroo/endtitle_01.jpg
"We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot."
JEFF GOLDBLUM: "I have to push the pram-a-lot!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.webhorror.com/reviews/a_d/buckaroo/endtitle_01.jpg
"When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day."

[The Chairman]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1097762/photo_06_hires.jpg
"Concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota..."

[The Chairman]

JEFF GOLDBLUM: "I have to push the pram-a-lot!"

:up:

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/jeff_goldblum.jpg
"It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow."

[The Chairman]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/streetsmart/streetsmartstill.jpg
"Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash."

[Dr. Fate]

:up:
Thanks.

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/jeff_goldblum.jpg
JEFF: "You want sex with Joe & Mike?"

[The Chairman]

Thanks.

Anytime, friend.

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1097762/photo_06_hires.jpg
"Mike Hunt? Has anyone here seen Mike Hunt?"

[The Hero]

http://www.lantaren-venster.nl/archief/film/b/beeld/Bergman/The%20seventh%20seal.jpg

DEATH: A hit. You have sunk my battleship!
MAX VON SYDOW: Excellent!Yes!I totally knew he would put it in the J's, dude!
DEATH: You must play me again.
MAX VON SYDOW: WHAT?
DEATH: Um, best two out of three.
MAX VON SYDOW: No way!
DEATH: Yes way.

[later]

DEATH: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
MAX VON SYDOW: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
DEATH: I said Plum!
MAX VON SYDOW: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
DEATH: Uh, best three out of five!
MAX VON SYDOW: I don't believe this guy!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.lantaren-venster.nl/archief/film/b/beeld/Bergman/The%20seventh%20seal.jpg

DEATH: A hit. You have sunk my battleship!
MAX VON SYDOW: Excellent!Yes!I totally knew he would put it in the J's, dude!
DEATH: You must play me again.
MAX VON SYDOW: WHAT?
DEATH: Um, best two out of three.
MAX VON SYDOW: No way!
DEATH: Yes way.

[later]

DEATH: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
MAX VON SYDOW: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
DEATH: I said Plum!
MAX VON SYDOW: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
DEATH: Uh, best three out of five!
MAX VON SYDOW: I don't believe this guy!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey! Originally titled "Bill & Ted Go To Hell", in case you didn't know. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.lantaren-venster.nl/archief/film/b/beeld/Bergman/The%20seventh%20seal.jpg
MAX VON SYDOW: "Let me tell you about this guy I know, Jack... he was a mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people."
DEATH: "I like him already." [sinister chuckle]

[The Chairman]

http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seaman! No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub..."

[The Chairman]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2003/freaky/fri8.jpg

JAMIE LEE CURTIS: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.

LINDSAY LOHAN: Tell me something I don't know.

JAMIE LEE CURTIS: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.

LINDSAY LOHAN: Say what?

JAMIE LEE CURTIS: That's something you don't know.

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH: Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?

[The Chairman]

http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif
"You have failed me for the last time, Admiral."

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/7a/1e/8ccab340dca082799a117010.L.jpg


TWINS: Hello, President Skroob.

DANNY LLOYD: Hello, Charlene.

TWIN # 1: I'm Marlene.

DANNY LLOYD: Hello, Marlene.

TWIN # 2: I'm Charlene.

DANNY LLOYD: Chew your gum.

[Zev]

http://www.lantaren-venster.nl/archief/film/b/beeld/Bergman/The%20seventh%20seal.jpg

Death: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?

Max Von Sydow: I can guess, baby.

Death: We play chess.

Max Von Sydow: I guessed wrong.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.lantaren-venster.nl/archief/film/b/beeld/Bergman/The%20seventh%20seal.jpg
DEATH: "We have a new enemy... Luke Skywalker."
MAX VON SYDOW: "Yes, my master."
DEATH: "He could destroy us."
MAX VON SYDOW: "He is just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him."
DEATH: "The Force is strong with him. The Son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi."
MAX VON SYDOW: "If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally."
DEATH: "Yes. Yes... he would be a great asset. Can it be done?"
MAX VON SYDOW: "He will join us, or die Master."

[Jack Bauer]

http://nbi.com/hk/cyf/gallery/abt/2/abtb08.jpg

Ken: You think you're a threat? You think you can make my ****ing life any worse? Go ahead, take a shot!

[The Hero]

It's time for Commentary On The Movie Saturday!

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1707674.jpg

"God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends. God help you. That's flaccid, sloppy writing. Any idiot can write a voice-over narration to explain the thoughts of a character. "

[wiegeabo]

http://www.lantaren-venster.nl/archief/film/b/beeld/Bergman/The%20seventh%20seal.jpg

DEATH: A hit. You have sunk my battleship!
MAX VON SYDOW: Excellent!Yes!I totally knew he would put it in the J's, dude!
DEATH: You must play me again.
MAX VON SYDOW: WHAT?
DEATH: Um, best two out of three.
MAX VON SYDOW: No way!
DEATH: Yes way.

[later]

DEATH: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
MAX VON SYDOW: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
DEATH: I said Plum!
MAX VON SYDOW: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
DEATH: Uh, best three out of five!
MAX VON SYDOW: I don't believe this guy!
Hahaha!


Max Von Sydow: *Sigh* "Best of seven?"
Death: "DAMN RIGHT!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.dfi.dk/dfi/undervisning/meangirls/meangirls2.jpg

"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus."

[The Chairman]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.dfi.dk/dfi/undervisning/meangirls/meangirls2.jpg

"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus."

:up:

It works on so many levels.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.dfi.dk/dfi/undervisning/meangirls/meangirls2.jpg

"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus."

Funny, but that's from TV :(

[The Chairman]

Funny, but that's from TV :(

No, it's from a DTV movie.

[The Chairman]

http://www.livrariaexotica.com.br/Imagens%20arquivo/XM%202/x%20m2%20nightcrawler%20rosto%20close.jpg
"I want you to clean your vagina."

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

Ahh...tricky lol.

[The Chairman]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/zod.jpg
"I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars."

[The Chairman]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_146SigourneyWeaver.jpg
"Say hello to my little friend."

[The Chairman]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y285/filmrecensent/AliensNewt.jpg
"I wasn't supposed to be here today."

[The Chairman]

http://www.michaelbiehn.net/graphics/gallery/aliens/aliens07.jpg

HICKS: I didn't think it would end like this.

RIPLEY: How did you think it would end?

HICKS: I don't know. Some other way.

[The Chairman]

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040415/15578__04aliens_l.jpg
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

[The Chairman]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg

RIPLEY: Give me some sugar, baby.

[The Chairman]

http://www.marathondance80.com/Carriere/z-penn.jpeg
"Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic."

[The Chairman]

http://meliscaps.t35.com/movies/ft/images/ft026.jpg
"When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation. And you know, in 18 years, we never had fun."

[The Chairman]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg

RIPLEY: I think you're all *****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the *****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much *****ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our damn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assh*les! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!

[The Chairman]

http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/Die%20Hard%2003.jpg
"You're one ugly mother*****er."

[The Chairman]

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg
"A guy who dresses up as a bat clearly has issues."

[The Chairman]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg

RIPLEY: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell your friends about me.

CALL: What are you?

RIPLEY: I'm Batman.

[The Chairman]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg

RIPLEY: You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

[The Chairman]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sh_002judge.jpg
"We'll start the ass - kissing with you."

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/23/dd/8bb5b340dca032799a117010.L.jpg
"You know, what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. You can look around all you want, but what you're really trying to find is on the inside. Take care of yourself, and each other."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/Die%20Hard%2003.jpg
"You don't trust me at all, do you?"

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg
"Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you."

http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/Die%20Hard%2003.jpg
"Fair enough."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sh_002judge.jpg
"Can you shovel manure?"

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/23/dd/8bb5b340dca032799a117010.L.jpg
"Manure just happens to be my specialty."

[The Chairman]

http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!"

[Zev]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg

Call: This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic mission.

Ripley: If this is a consular ship, WHERE IS THE AMBASSADOR!?

[Zev]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2003/freaky/fri8.jpg

Lindsey Lohan: I'm exhausted.

Jamie Lee Curtis: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.

[The Chairman]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2003/freaky/fri8.jpg

Lindsey Lohan: I'm exhausted.

Jamie Lee Curtis: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.

That is hilarious! Where's it from.

[Zev]

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg

Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.

[The Chairman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

BATMAN: D*ck. *****ing hate not hating you.

ROBIN: I did **** your mom. Twice...

BATMAN: Hoo... That's better *****er.

[Zev]

That is hilarious! Where's it from.

Shark Attack 3.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/sab/c3po.jpg

Oh yeah? Well if YOU hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me!

http://www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/r2d2.lg.jpg

Don't talk to me about importance! because of you the entire universe is in jeopardy!

http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/sab/c3po.jpg

WHAT!? What are you talking about?

http://www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/r2d2.lg.jpg

Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/sab/c3po.jpg

... YOU ARE A TO-YYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[The Chairman]

http://www.iespana.es/amigosdeltemple/blog/casablanca.jpg

RICK: Stifler's Mom...

ILSA: You've got to know I'm over you, Finchy.

RICK: Well, as they say, we'll always have Paris.

ILSA: And the pool table.

RICK: And the car.

ILSA: And the two-room suite I have upstairs...

RICK: Oh, man. Let's go!

[The Chairman]

Shark Attack 3.

Odd, I never heard of that film. I've never even heard of 1 or 2.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/Die%20Hard%2003.jpg
"You don't trust me at all, do you?"

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg
"Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you."

http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/Die%20Hard%2003.jpg
"Fair enough."
Nyahahahahaha. Good one. That's from the first Lethal Weapon, isn't it?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.lantaren-venster.nl/archief/film/b/beeld/Bergman/The%20seventh%20seal.jpg
DEATH: "It is extremely likely that you are merely a fool... like father, like son."
MAX VON SYDOW: "Somehow, I just can't hear you, Zod."
DEATH: "Then die, as you deserve to!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg
"I outrun Imperial Starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talkin' about the big Corellian ships now."

[The Chairman]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_110WeaverBiehn.jpg

HICKS: Now pay attention, 007...

Corny, yes, but I couldn't resist.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.ziyue.com/movies/usa/2000/AmericanPsycho/ampsy9.jpg

Bateman: Hey you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?

[wiegeabo]

Nyahahahahaha. Good one. That's from the first Lethal Weapon, isn't it?


Yep.

[The Hero]

http://www.educationworld.com/a_images/amistad_movie.gif

White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg

RIPLEY: You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

It's funny because it's true!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/streetsmart/streetsmartstill.jpg
REEVE: "AIDS! Everybody has AIDS! AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!"

Crap. I'm sorry, I don't remember the exact quote.

BTW, earlier there was the quote with Reeve saying "There's a beautiful woman masturbating in my bed." Forgive my ignorance but what film is that from?

[Jack Bauer]

Team America and the other one was from American Pie

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.ziyue.com/movies/usa/2000/AmericanPsycho/ampsy9.jpg
Bateman: "Does it come in black?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://everythingtarantino.com/kill_bill/photos/uma_ceiling.jpg

"Freeburg, time to go. We gotta go. Now. Come on."

"Let me handle this, *****."

[The Chairman]

It's funny because it's true!!!

Exactly.

Ellen Ripley: The Ultimate Badass.

http://www.ziyue.com/movies/usa/2000/AmericanPsycho/ampsy9.jpg
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

[BizarroAids]

http://everythingtarantino.com/kill_bill/photos/uma_ceiling.jpg


The Bride: "Hi"
Woman: "Hi"
The Bride: "This is really heavy"

[The Chairman]

http://rebelshaven.com/RebelsHaven/Images/3P0/Droids002.jpg

C - 3P0: Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins8.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills&img=)

GORDON: F**k this ass-hole; let's go back to the station house, and corn-hole us a drunk!

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins8.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills&img=)

"I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bull****."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins8.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills&img=)

GORDON: I'm gettin' too old for this s**t.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/sab/c3po.jpg
THREEPIO: "Women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty."

[BizarroAids]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins8.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills&img=)

Gordon: "Bag em and tag em"

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins8.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills&img=)
GORDON: "If you build it, he will come..."

[CapBeerCino]

Lol! :D
If you want them to build it for you, press one :D

[Dr. Fate]

Lol! :D
If you want them to build it for you, press one :D
Thanks.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/FleurDelacour_HP%26GoF5.jpg
"I'll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/ep_iii_trailer.jpg
"Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "But why are you wearing these clothes?"
RON: "Because I just went GAY all of a sudden!"

[Zev]

http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/ep_iii_trailer.jpg

"What do you mean, Flash Gordon approaching? Open fire! All weapons! Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!"

[The Hero]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG

"One...two...three...four...five...six...seven.... Oswald was a f*g."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG

"One...two...three...four...five...six...seven.... Oswald was a f*g."
Was it "f*g" or was it "pussy"?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/ep_iii_trailer.jpg
"Second wave, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/ep_iii_trailer.jpg
Obi-Wan: "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die!"
Anakin: "I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar."

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins8.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills&img=)
"He must have thought it was White Boy Day."

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins8.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills&img=)
"This looks like a job for Weinie Man!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.jamesbond.de/assets/images/goldfinger-gegner2.jpg
"You're one ugly mother*****er."

[The Hero]

http://www.danheller.com/Movies/Hellboy/nazi-robot-big.jpg

"Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.jamesbond.de/assets/images/goldfinger-gegner2.jpg
"I'm the bad guy?"

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
"I like to keep this handy for close encounters."

[The Hero]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/planet_apes/16.jpg

"Holy ****, is that monkey waving at us? Oh, ****, It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? What if they're creating an army of them? Holy ****. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... *Roswell* style! This little monkey could be the ****in' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey ****s'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/planet_apes/16.jpg
"Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall."

[Zev]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Jesus: Jake, you get wise. You get to church.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/planet_apes/16.jpg
"Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall."
Hahahaha.

http://www.danheller.com/Movies/Hellboy/nazi-robot-big.jpg
"I must break you."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Jesus: Jake, you get wise. You get to church.
Hehehehe. Blues Brothers.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
REESE: "English motherf***er, do you speak it?!"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/planet_apes/16.jpg
"Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall."

:D George of the Jungle, motherf**kers! :D

[The Hero]

:D George of the Jungle, motherf**kers! :D
http://www.domlife.org/moviereviews/passionchrist15.jpg

"Don't worry,nobody dies in this film.They just get really big boo-boos."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.shadowcry.net/rhobvious/menu/caption/images/46.jpg
"I can't go to Pankot! I'm a singer!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.netpath.net/~cyberric/duel2.gif
LUKE: "Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali... in HELL!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.domlife.org/moviereviews/passionchrist15.jpg

"Don't worry,nobody dies in this film.They just get really big boo-boos."

haha :D

[BizarroAids]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg

Jason: "That's not a knife *pulls out machete* Now that's a knife"

[The Chairman]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/a/0/6a0e42120c9f9e24dfc3bfa353ccd114.gif
"Must go faster."

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/terminator_3__rise_of_the_machines/_group_photos/arnold_schwarzenegger1.jpg

ARNOLD: What's my name? Say my name, b*tch!

GUY: Michelle! Michelle.

[The Chairman]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/mehzeb/lois_map.jpg
"Do you like scary movies?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_020.jpg
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_023.jpg

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_022.jpg
"You're one ugly mother*****er."

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_035.jpg

SELINA: This one time at Band Camp, I stuck a flute up my p*ssy."

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_001.jpg

GORDON: I didn't say thank you.

BATMAN: And you'll never have to.

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_014.jpg
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_040.jpg

CATWOMAN: I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars.

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_058.jpg

BATMAN: You had me at "hello".

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_059.jpg
"I am...Ballerina Man!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_071.jpg
"The hills are alive with the sound of music!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_067.jpg
"Where da white women at?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batman/pics_big/Batman-04.jpg
""How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the **** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batman/pics_big/Batman-02.jpg
"I haven't been *****ed like that since grade school."

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batman/pics_big/016.jpg

BATMAN: Come with me if you want to live.

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batman/pics_big/Batman-05.jpg
"It is sad when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. I can't allow them to think I would commit murder. Put him away now as I should have years ago. He was always bad and in the end he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man, as if I could do anything but just sit and stare like one of his stuffed birds. They know I can't move a finger and I want to just sit here and be quiet just in case they suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."

[The Chairman]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/forrest-gump/forrest-gump04.jpg
"Freedom isn't free / It costs folk like you and me, and if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill / Freedom isn't free / No there's a hefty *****in' fee, and if we don't all chip in our buck o'five, who will?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_071.jpg
"I am not an animal! I am a human being!"

[Zev]

Uhhh, Ant? About 100% of those Batman pictures aren't showing up.

[The Chairman]

Uhhh, Ant? About 100% of those Batman pictures aren't showing up.

They're showing for me.

And don't call me Ant. It annoys me. Nothing against you perosnally, Zev.

[Zev]

Sorry.

Can I call you Janet, Miss Jackson if you're Nasti? :)

[The Chairman]

Sorry.

Can I call you Janet, Miss Jackson if you're Nasti? :)

Yes. :)

[The Chairman]

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/031208/132721__alien_l.jpg

RIPLEY: More thrust.

or

RIPLEY: I haven't been *****ed like that since grade school.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/031208/132721__alien_l.jpg

RIPLEY: I was starting to get lonely.
ALIEN: I can tell...
*unneccesary sex scene; cut to people we don't know dancing in a cave*

[The Hero]

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/031208/132721__alien_l.jpg

RIPLEY: More thrust.

or

RIPLEY: I haven't been *****ed like that since grade school.
Even funnier when you realize Weaver really did want to have sex with the Alien.

[The Hero]

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/031208/132721__alien_l.jpg

Ripley:**** me now,frog man!

[The Hero]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg

Dominic:Remind me to schedule ma' massage at four o'clock instead'a six,as I am gettin' horny watchin' my niece on TV!




To everyone who hasn't seen the movie this quote came from:treasure that beautiful ignorance,and never let it go.

[The Hero]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpghttp://www.zboneman.com/movies/images/elmo.jpg

Big Bird:Now…go forth and mutilate!

[The Hero]

Now,to continue my "quotes from movies nobody has seen" theme:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/Guns_4_Hire/batmanrobinSE5.jpg

Batman: I think it's made us feel that our worst character defects are in fact our greatest strengths.

Robin: Holy Freud, Batman. I think you're right.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/PrestonLG.JPG

"Somebody's coming up. Somebody serious."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.shadowcry.net/rhobvious/menu/caption/images/46.jpg
"I'll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/men_in_black_2/14.jpeg

K: OK... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo... It's almost too easy.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batman/pics_big/Batman-04.jpg
""How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the **** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny!"

I know I'm getting nit-picky, but I did a Joker/Goodfellas combo on the first page. Same quote, but different image of Nicolson's Joker

[C.F. Kane]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg

Dominic:Remind me to schedule ma' massage at four o'clock instead'a six,as I am gettin' horny watchin' my niece on TV!




To everyone who hasn't seen the movie this quote came from:treasure that beautiful ignorance,and never let it go.

What's the movie? You know, so I can avoid it.


http://www.archiviokubrick.it/film/shining/foto/twins02.jpg

Apparently these are the best women Queens has to offer. Pick one and let's go home.

[C.F. Kane]

http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2001/LordOfTheRings1/movie.fs/25.jpg (javascript:history.back();)

Tolkien: And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverished footsies on the perilous paths. When they beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, they reacted with awe.
The Fellowship: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Tolkien: I said, "Awe." A-W-E.
The Fellowship: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...
Tolkien: That's better.

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2001/LordOfTheRings1/movie.fs/25.jpg (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:history.back%28%29;)

Tolkien: And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverished footsies on the perilous paths. When they beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, they reacted with awe.
The Fellowship: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Tolkien: I said, "Awe." A-W-E.
The Fellowship: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...
Tolkien: That's better.
George of the Jungle :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/men_in_black_2/14.jpeg

K: OK... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo... It's almost too easy.
Wayne's World 1

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.archiviokubrick.it/film/shining/foto/twins02.jpg
"We represent the lollipop guild."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.shadowcry.net/rhobvious/menu/caption/images/46.jpg
"F:)ck me Santa." [repeated line]

[The Hero]

What's the movie? You know, so I can avoid it.
All shall know it and dispair. (http://www.agonybooth.com/myra_breckinridge/)

[Zev]

http://www.archiviokubrick.it/film/shining/foto/twins02.jpg

"Did I mention she's not just *a* twin, but an *evil* twin?"

"This Friday, you say?"

"Medulla, you hound!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/FleurDelacour_HP%26GoF5.jpg
"I'll tell you what - if you get me up in that plane, then we'll talk about forward thrust."

[The Chairman]

Even funnier when you realize Weaver really did want to have sex with the Alien.

I read that.

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_071.jpg
"Ladies and gentleman, I have an announcement to make. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed."

[psycho]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
Jesus: But why is the rum gone???

[psycho]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg

Dominic: What the **** is the Internet?
Finch: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to ****** about movies and share pornography with one another.

[The Hero]

*does pre-emptive "Im'a gonna go to hell when I die" dance*

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Jesus:What's this day of rest ****? What's this bull****? I don't ****in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have ****ed you in the ass Saturday. I **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

[The Hero]

http://promontoryartists.org/lookingcloser/pfcc/treebeard-large.jpg


"Alright,If I want to look like a bush,I have to think like a bush.Ok,here I am...just being a bush.There's a lot of sun out here.Lot's of dirt,too.As a bush I notice these things.Wait....I have arms.I am a bush with arms!And legs...I am the first bush in history with legs!I can walk!Oh Gaze ye nonbelievers upon this miracle,this walking bush!Half man, half plant, he dwells in two worlds but is the master of both!OH MANBUSH! YOU ARE NATURE'S GREATEST WONDER!!!"

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
"This is my BOOM STICK!!!"

You inspired me, AnthonyNasti. I just hope they didn't use it to this pic yet.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
"No sequel for you."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG

"Applesause, b***h."

[Dr. Fate]

Damn. I was thinking of doing that one.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
"Hey Paul, try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!" [bang] "You f***ing bastard!" [bang bang] "You f***ing stupid bastard!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://filmacteurse.punt.nl/upload/elwes_cary/elwes_saw.gif

Humperdinck(?): And why would the people listen to you?

Wesley: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/07/03/league.jpg

And lo, the beast looks upon the face of beauty, and he was as one dead.

[Dr. Fate]

http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac11517/Matrix%203/pics/AgentSmith3-1.jpg
AGENT SMITH: "Accept your destiny, Kal-El! As your father once condemned us, so now do we condemn his misbegotten brat!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.shadowcry.net/rhobvious/menu/caption/images/46.jpg
"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[wiegeabo]

http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac11517/Matrix%203/pics/AgentSmith3-1.jpg
"I've had it with your no talent, wannabe gangster ass! You wanna prove once and for all that I'm better than you? Strap up!"

http://a.relaunch.focus.de/img/gen/J/K/HBJKAvVaiqM_Pxgen_r_Ax348.jpg
"Bring it on, big brother tin man!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac11517/Matrix%203/pics/AgentSmith3-1.jpg
"I've had it with your no talent, wannabe gangster ass! You wanna prove once and for all that I'm better than you? Strap up!"

http://a.relaunch.focus.de/img/gen/J/K/HBJKAvVaiqM_Pxgen_r_Ax348.jpg
"Bring it on, big brother tin man!"
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! :up: But where're the quotes from?

http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac11517/Matrix%203/pics/AgentSmith3-1.jpg
"Run Forrest, Run!"

[wiegeabo]

Drumline.

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks.
http://www.shadowcry.net/rhobvious/menu/caption/images/46.jpg
"The power of the enemy is growing. Sauron will use his puppet Saruman to destroy the people of Rohan. Isengard has been unleashed. The Eye of Sauron now turns to Gondor, the last free kingdom of men. His war on this country will come swiftly. He senses the Ring is close. The strength of the Ringbearer is failing. In his heart, Frodo begins to understand. The quest will claim his life. You know this. You have foreseen it. It is the risk we all took. In the gathering dark, the will of the Ring grows strong. It works hard now to find its way back into the hands of men. Men, who are so easily seduced by its power. The young captain of Gondor has but to extend his hand, take the Ring for his own and the world will fall. It is close now, so close to achieving its goal. For Sauron will have dominion over all life on this Earth, even unto the ending of the world. The time of the elves is over. Do we leave Middle-Earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?"

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
"This is my BOOM STICK!!!"

You inspired me, AnthonyNasti. I just hope they didn't use it to this pic yet.

They did. As a matter of fact, I was the one who did it. Still, nice job, Fate. :up: :)

http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac11517/Matrix%203/pics/AgentSmith3-1.jpg
"I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!"

[C.F. Kane]

Found these on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxMinAaatS4&search=wavs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afMn_iE3Hrk&search=wavs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHik29QUpqk&search=wavs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ImGtSf6jtk&search=wavs

[Zev]

http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac11517/Matrix%203/pics/AgentSmith3-1.jpg

Agent Smith: That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow County. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Alabama. For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going.

[The Hero]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/2005_sin_city_002.jpg
Marv VO: I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
I know this was posted a hundred pages ago,but :up:

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
"I am the ultimate badass."

[Elijya]

I know this was posted a hundred pages ago,but :up:
thanks :)

[Elijya]

Found these on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxMinAaatS4&search=wavs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afMn_iE3Hrk&search=wavs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHik29QUpqk&search=wavs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ImGtSf6jtk&search=wavs
nice, going in the mondo funky

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
"Ahsta la vista, baby."

Damn. Someone probaly did that one already.

[The Hero]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

Vader:You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!

[The Chairman]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg
VADER: You really are a Spaceball.

or

VADER: You went over my helmet?

[Zev]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.

[Jack Bauer]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2667/1995/lo/bloodrayne_04.jpg

Rayne: You're a ****ing ugly *****. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

VADER: Then you have Darth Vader--the blackest motherf**ker in the galaxy--a Nubian brother.

FETT: What's a Nubian?

VADER: SHUT THE F**K UP!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac11517/Matrix%203/pics/AgentSmith3-1.jpg

"I ran. I ran until my lungs were empty. And then I ran some more."

I think that's how it went. :o