Mix up movie captions

[The Chairman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2667/1995/lo/bloodrayne_04.jpg
"I ain't got time to bleed."

[The Chairman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/2005_sin_city_002.jpg

WENDY: You're one ugly mother*****er.

[The Chairman]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/men_in_black_2/14.jpeg

WILL SMITH - Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?

TOMMY LEE JONES - Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

WILL SMITH - She's a babe.

TOMMY LEE JONES - She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".

WILL SMITH - If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

(a brief pause)

WILL SMITH - Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg
"Disco is not dead. Disco is life!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg
FETT: "I swear to God-"
VADER: "Swear to ME!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

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GUY #1: "Jesus wasn't white, Jesus was black!"
JIM CAVIEZEL: "I don't buy it."

[The Chairman]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

BOBA FETT: Admiral, may I ask you a question?

DARTH VADER: What's on your mind, Lieutenant?

BOBA FETT: The Kobayashi Maru, sir.

DARTH VADER: Are you asking me if we're playing out that scenario now?

BOBA FETT: On the test, sir. Will you tell me what you did? I would really like to know.
DARTH VADER: Lieutenant, you are looking at the only Starfleet cadet who ever beat the no-win scenario.

BOBA FETT: How?

DARTH VADER: I reprogrammed the simulation so it was possible to rescue the ship.

BOBA FETT: What?

LANDO: He cheated.

DARTH VADER: I changed the conditions of the test. I got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose.

LANDO: Then you never faced that situation. Faced death.

DARTH VADER: I don't believe in the no-win scenario.

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?"

[The Chairman]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2667/1995/lo/bloodrayne_04.jpg
"No one makes me bleed my own blood."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.reelmoviecritic.com/rmc/B_2005/brothers_grimm.jpg

Ledger: Blade. Ready to die?

Damon: Was born ready mother****er!

[The Chairman]

http://www.reelmoviecritic.com/rmc/B_2005/brothers_grimm.jpg

HEATH: I wish I knew how to quit you.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.tcf.ua.edu/Classes/Jbutler/T440/RagingBull.jpg

La Motta: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok. Huh?

[The Chairman]

http://www.tcf.ua.edu/Classes/Jbutler/T440/RagingBull.jpg
"You're one ugly mother*****er."

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE: Give me some sugar, baby.

[The Chairman]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

VADER: You know what the difference between you and me is? I make this look good.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

Vader: "Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, maxing out at 400!"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.reelmoviecritic.com/rmc/B_2005/brothers_grimm.jpg

Ledger: Blade. Ready to die?

Damon: Was born ready mother****er!

One of the best lines from Trinity. :up:

[MaskedManJRK]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH: Hail to the King, baby.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_071.jpg

I remember those cheers / They still ring in my ears / After years, they remain in my thoughts. / Go to one night / I took off my robe, and what'd I do? I forgot to wear shorts. / I recall every fall / Every hook, every jab / The worst way a guy can get rid of his flab. / As you know, my life wasn't drab. / Though I'd much... Though I'd rather hear you cheer / When you delve... Though I'd rather hear you cheer / When I delve into Shakespeare / "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse", I haven't had a winner in six months. Though I'm no Olivier / I would much rather... And though I'm no Olivier / If he fought Sugar Ray / He would say / That the thing ain't the ring, it's the play. / So give me a... stage / Where this bull here can rage / And though I could fight / I'd much rather recite /... that's entertainment.

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/anger_management/_group_photos/adam_sandler4.jpg

JACK NICHOLSON: We're here for the gang bang.

[The Chairman]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/a/images/anger-management-7.jpg

JACK NICHOLSON: At my signal, unleash Hell.

[The Chairman]

http://www.iranactor.com/foreigner/images/films/2003/Anger%20Management/Anger%20Management8.jpg

JACK NICHOLSON: I freakin' love you, man!

ADAM SANDLER: I freakin' love you back.

or

JACK NICHOLSON: You make me wanna be a better man.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.pitofhorror.com/newdesign/hellraiser/images/pinhead2.jpg

Pinhead: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/47/Liz_jack3.jpg/800px-Liz_jack3.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Liz_jack3.jpg)
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: "Some people think you're as dangerous as the Joker."
JOHNNY DEPP: "Hmph. He's psychotic."
KEIRA: "Some people say the same thing about you."
JOHNNY DEPP: "What people?"
KEIRA: "Well, I mean let's face it. You're not exactly... normal? Are you?"
JOHNNY DEPP: "It's not exactly a normal world, is it?"

[The Hero]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/a/images/anger-management-7.jpg

JACK: It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying. Sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/austinfilmfest2005/bloodphoto1.jpg

Rayne: Do you expect me to talk?

Kagan: No, I expect you to die.

[The Hero]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

Vader:You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!
By the way,that line was written by Roger Ebert.Somehow this knowledge makes his reviews a little less credible.

[wiegeabo]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/a/images/anger-management-7.jpg

Jack: "You can do it Nicky!

[The Hero]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

Fett:I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.

Vader:An evil vet?

Fett:No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.

Vader:An evil petting zoo?

[Zev]

http://www.pitofhorror.com/newdesign/hellraiser/images/pinhead2.jpg

Pinhead: Do you **** dogs?

[Zev]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg

"I'm gonna say something to you. There is a difference between bona fide racism and just speaking the truth, which is what I'm doing here. You understand that, right? A big difference! Because racism, true racism, stems from ignorance. It is ignorant! Now, I don't want to ever catch you being a racist. This is not to say you have license to bring R. Kelly home for dinner, okay, or banging some ****ing beaner..."

[Zev]

http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/austinfilmfest2005/bloodphoto1.jpg

Kagan: And then when you were done ****ing my dog, you laid down on my bed all naked and sweaty, and you said "there's nothing like hard canine cock to satisfy my desires."

[Dr. Fate]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
HEATH: "You complete me."

[wiegeabo]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

"If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/TopFilms/Godfather/Don.jpg

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.foxhome.com/schwarzenegger/images/photocommando2.jpg

"I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!"

[Dr. Fate]

Nyahahaha. One Schwarzenegger quote (Running Man) for another Schwarzenegger film (Commando). Good one, Bauer. :up:

http://www.shadowcry.net/rhobvious/menu/caption/images/46.jpg
"Your Heylu is burning."

[Jack Bauer]

Nyahahaha. One Schwarzenegger quote (Running Man) for another Schwarzenegger film (Commando). Good one, Bauer. :up:
Thanks Commando and Running Man are two quoteable films that work with any Schwarzenegger movie.



http://www.efanguide.com/%7Ecbale/still_balelarge05shaft.jpg

Reporter: Robo, excuse me, Robo, any special message for all the kids watching at home?

Walter Wade, Jr.: Stay out of trouble.

[The Hero]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg

"I'm gonna say something to you. There is a difference between bona fide racism and just speaking the truth, which is what I'm doing here. You understand that, right? A big difference! Because racism, true racism, stems from ignorance. It is ignorant! Now, I don't want to ever catch you being a racist. This is not to say you have license to bring R. Kelly home for dinner, okay, or banging some ****ing beaner..."

http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/austinfilmfest2005/bloodphoto1.jpg

Kagan: And then when you were done ****ing my dog, you laid down on my bed all naked and sweaty, and you said "there's nothing like hard canine cock to satisfy my desires."
You have to tell me where those are from.

[The Hero]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/cheaper_by_the_dozen/_group_photos/hilary_duff7.jpg

Duff:I'm into... well,murders and executions mostly.

[Zev]

You have to tell me where those are from.

Pretty Persuasion.

[Zev]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/cheaper_by_the_dozen/_group_photos/hilary_duff7.jpg

Tom Welling: I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way.

Hillary Duff: You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!

[The Hero]

Pretty Persuasion.
Then I must see it.I must!:mad:

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/cheaper_by_the_dozen/_group_photos/hilary_duff7.jpg

Tom Welling: I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way.

Hillary Duff: You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!
Hehehehehe

From one Superman to another.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.foxhome.com/schwarzenegger/images/photocommando2.jpg
VERNON WELLS: "You bastard! Drop dead!"
ARNOLD: "I don't do requests."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.foxhome.com/schwarzenegger/images/photocommando2.jpg
ARNOLD: "Hey Paul, try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!" [breaks Vernon Wells arm] "You f**ing bastard! You f***ing stupid bastard!"

Sorry, I can't resist using that quote for pictures with violent content.

[Morgoth]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

Boba:"Holy rusted metal Batman!"

[Morgoth]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

Boba:"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this for shooting, this is for fun."

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta3.jpg
NATALIE PORTMAN: "You're... breaking... my... heart!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.zone-sf.com/images/resevilap2.jpg

Alice: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?

[The Chairman]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg
"A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you."

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta3.jpg

NATALIE PORTMAN: This is my boomstick.

[The Chairman]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/04/28/uma_thurman,0.jpg
"No one puts Baby in a corner."

[The Hero]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/cheaper_by_the_dozen/_group_photos/hilary_duff7.jpg

Welling: I don't know what's come over you.

Duff: You came all over me last night,remember?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.shadowcry.net/rhobvious/menu/caption/images/46.jpg
"This one time at band camp I shoved a flute in my pu$$y."

[C.F. Kane]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta3.jpg

NATALIE PORTMAN: This is my boomstick.

lol. That must be some kickass little thing she has there.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta3.jpg

This thing caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the Great Attractor. He thought it was funny as hell.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/cheaper_by_the_dozen/_group_photos/hilary_duff7.jpg

Welling: I don't know what's come over you.

Duff: You came all over me last night,remember?

Where the hell is THAT from?! :eek: :D

[Jack Bauer]

Where the hell is THAT from?! :eek: :D

Adaptation.

[C.F. Kane]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
BATMAN: "We're going to play a game. It's called, "Is There a God?"

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
Batman: "Ventuuurrraaa."
Thug: "Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

FETT: What about Lando Carrision? I mean, he's a black guy, y'know, and he got to drive the Millenium Falcon! He's an example of a good African-American character in Science-Fiction/Fantasy.

VADER: Man, f**k Lando Carrision, Uncle Tom n***a!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
HESTON: "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d2/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_as_Elena_056.jpg/800px-998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_as_Elena_056.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_as_Elena_056.jpg)
ELENA: "I have had plenty of great sex!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/He-man_godskeletor.jpg
HE-MAN: "We're going streaking!"

[The Hero]

Adaptation.
And do you know who says the line?

Meryl Streep.While snorting coke.:eek:

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/He-man_godskeletor.jpg
He-Man: "Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of danger, and a great set of pectorals, she's lookin for a fall right on her ass."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
BATMAN: "We're going to play a game. It's called, "Is There a God?"

Nice. :D Where is that from?

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/He-man_godskeletor.jpg
He-Man: "Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of danger, and a great set of pectorals, she's lookin for a fall right on her ass."
What movie is that line from?

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/He-man_godskeletor.jpg
HE-MAN: "Freedom!"

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta3.jpg

Natalie Portman: NYPD means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down.

[C.F. Kane]

Nice. :D Where is that from?

The Addams Family, Wednesday says it to Pugsley as she's strapping him into an electric chair.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.nexbase.net/albums/See-No-Evil/03_G.sized.jpg

Goodnight: No wirehangers EVER!

[MaskedManJRK]

The Addams Family, Wednesday says it to Pugsley as she's strapping him into an electric chair.

Oh yeah, why did I forget that one? I f**kin' LOVE the Adams Family.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg
V: "Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops."

[Dr. Fate]

http://user.cs.tu-berlin.de/~gambler/kira/cb/images/highlander/kurgan-scot-still-01.jpg
THE KURGAN: "Let's hunt some orc!"

[The Hero]

http://www.geebuzz.com/documents/patton.jpg

Patton: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!!!

[The Hero]

http://cdn.channel.aol.com/aolmovies/40_year_old_virgin_movie_240

Andy: I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

[Dr. Fate]

http://morejpegs1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles.jpg
NINJA TURTLES: "Boards don't hit back."

[Dr. Fate]

http://z.about.com/d/teentvmovies/1/0/m/W/hpotter4-26.jpg
HERMIONE: "What's come over you?"
RON: "You came all over me last night, remember?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/He-man4.jpg
HE-MAN: "You wanna get nuts?! C'mon! Let's get nuts..."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg

"Hey, I finally downloaded the original Space Invaders. I'm talking quality 1981 graphics here."

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
"I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg
CHIEF INSPECTOR FINCH: "Security? Who let Vicki Vale into the Bat-Cave? I'm sitting there working and there she is. 'Oh hi Vic, come on in!'"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
T.E. LAWRENCE: "9 companions... so be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"
GUY ON LEFT: "Great! Where are we going?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg

Superman: I don't like to fly.

Lois: Then what are you doing here?

Superman: I don't like to lose either.

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg

T.E. Lawrence: I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.

Man on left: I like you. You have balls. I like balls.

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

"Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your ****ing balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you ****, you'll **** all over your balls, got it?"

"What's your problem with me?"

"Yeah, you wanna go?"

[Zev]

http://www.livrariaexotica.com.br/Imagens%20arquivo/XM%202/x%20m2%20nightcrawler%20rosto%20close.jpg

"Your mother sucks ***** in hell."

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE: I bet you're the kind of person who *****s somebody in the ass and doesn't have the damn courtesy to give them a reacharound.

Not sure if it's the exact quote.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.geebuzz.com/documents/patton.jpg

Patton: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!!!
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Bomb. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
T.E. LAWRENCE: "From this day forward, all toilets in England shall be known as johns!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/superman/clarkkent2.jpg

Superman: I'm everyone - and no one. Everywhere - nowhere. Call me... Darkman.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
T.E. LAWRENCE: "From this day forward, all toilets in England shall be known as johns!"

Robin Hood: Men in Tights! :D:up:

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
"We are the Knights who say... NI."

[C.F. Kane]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
T.E. LAWRENCE: We are so poor, we don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg

"From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation."

[Dr. Fate]

Robin Hood: Men in Tights! :D:up:
Correct. And thank you.
http://z.about.com/d/teentvmovies/1/0/m/W/hpotter4-26.jpg
HERMIONE [possessed throaty voice]: You want this body...
RON: "Is this a trick question? I guess the roses worked, huh?"
HERMIONE: Take me now... sub-creature...
RON: "We never talk anymore."

[Elijya]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
"I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."
oh come on, Fate, that's been done like six times with that pic already ;)

[Elijya]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/04/28/uma_thurman,0.jpg
Bride: He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

[Elijya]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/cheaper_by_the_dozen/_group_photos/hilary_duff7.jpg
Duff: Wow, nothing for 18 years and then twice in one day.

[Elijya]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
Batman: A shadow shall fall over the universe, and evil will grow in its path, and death will come from the skies.

[Elijya]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg
Fett: Before you go any further, pal, I gotta tell ya it's cash up front. A thousand bucks a day for a full investigation, another thou' if the assailant is caught. Do you understand?
Vader: Yeah. Hey, here's a dollar. Thanks for nothin'.
Fett: Think you can do better?... Punk.

[Elijya]

http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/austinfilmfest2005/bloodphoto1.jpg
Kagan: Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!

[Elijya]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
Jake: Ah, kiss my ass!
Heath: I will for twenty bucks.

[Elijya]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
Heath: I'm just scared I'll come home one day and find you screwing the toaster.

[Elijya]

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/031208/132721__alien_l.jpg
Other Aliens: The first Earth chick we see in 10 years and he has to make a play for her.

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/2005_sin_city_002.jpg
Marv: Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. You know your perception is completely ****ed so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight.

[Elijya]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg

RIPLEY: As I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.

[Elijya]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg
Luke: So when do we do this?
Emperor: It all depends on when do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
Luke: How about tonight, *****?
Emperor: Splendid, where?

[The Chairman]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/alohamrhand.jpg
"Now I've seen a lot of bull*****... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets..."

[The Chairman]

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[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE GYLLENHAAL - Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no f*gs allowed rule?

HEATH LEDGER - Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assh*les though don't they?

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2004_Mean_Girls/Thumb/004MGI_Rachel_McAdams_001.jpg
"You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing."

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e1/a3/b41d4310fca0fe24a3b8a010.L.jpg
"Ah, oh, uh! I like to suck big d*cks. Or, uh... Mmmm! Mmmm! I can't get enough of 'em!"

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Veronica, why are you pulling my d*ck?

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/09/61/4e8a4310fca0af24a3b8a010.L.jpg
"Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place."

[The Chairman]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg
"Nothing like piling on old pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking."

[Zev]

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/031208/132721__alien_l.jpg

"Getting pussy no matter what."

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/cheaper_by_the_dozen/_group_photos/hilary_duff7.jpg

"Even if it with dirty ****."

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e1/a3/b41d4310fca0fe24a3b8a010.L.jpg

"True love is what I want the most."

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg

"I just jerked off in your french toast!"

[The Hero]

Beautiful.:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Oh my, aren't we fierce. Guards, castrate him." [indicates Lando]

[The Chairman]

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/031208/132721__alien_l.jpg

"Getting pussy no matter what."

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/cheaper_by_the_dozen/_group_photos/hilary_duff7.jpg

"Even if it with dirty ****."

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e1/a3/b41d4310fca0fe24a3b8a010.L.jpg

"True love is what I want the most."

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg

"I just jerked off in your french toast!"

I have to know where that is from. NOW.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH LEDGER:
'My love for you is like a truck
BERZERKER!
Would you like some making f**k
BERZERKER!'

[The Hero]

I have to know where that is from. NOW.
Not Another Teen Movie.Like Joe Dirt,it's a movie that's much funnier in quote form.

[The Hero]

http://www.geocities.jp/metropoleclub/a/506a/05061210.jpg



"Hey,everybody!We're all gonna get laid!"

[The Hero]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/a_cinderella_story/acinderellastory1.jpg

Guy: Of all the gin joints,in all the towns,in all the world,she had to walk into mine.

[The Hero]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg

Annalee: It's Saturday!

Ripley: No, it's not. It's *****ing Sunday. And I've got to go to *****ing work in four *****ing hours 'cos every other *****er in my *****ing department is *****ing ill! Now can you see why I'm SO *****ing ANGRY?

Annalee: *****, yeah!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg
V: "No hair... mmm, BIG."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.efanguide.com/%7Ecbale/still_balelarge05shaft.jpg

Reporter: Colonel Stuart, can we have a few words, please?

Wade: You can have two: "****" and "you."

[Fledermaus]

http://www.efanguide.com/%7Ecbale/still_balelarge05shaft.jpg

Knox: They say he drinks blood, they say he can't be killed...

Eckhardt: "I say your full of s**t, Knox. And you can quote me on that."

[Darren Daring]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg

Ripley: Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End.

[Elijya]

hey guys? would you mind not circumventing the censors if possible? Just let the words be all stars. Thanks

[Elijya]

V: "No hair... mmm, BIG."
theif :rolleyes: :p

I thought it was too weak of a quote, but if I was gonna use it, it woulda been with the pic of the Alien and Riply with a shaved head

[wiegeabo]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg
Ripley: "You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots...that's my job!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/2005_sin_city_002.jpg

Marv: "Nice place."
Wendy: "It's okay. The only problem is I have a nosy landlady. Well, I guess this is goodnight."
Marv: "I don't want to go back."
Wendy: "You don't have to. I don't want to be alone. And by the way... I can go all night, like a lumberjack!"
Marv: "What about your landlady?"
Wendy: "You can do her too."

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta3.jpg
Evey: "I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there?"
Man: "I don't see any crab."
Evey: "Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs."

[Zev]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/united93.jpg?size=l

"No, no, I'm not - hey, I'm not checking my bag, okay?"

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20063/united2.jpg

"There's no need to raise your voice, sir."

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/united93.jpg?size=l

"I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay?"

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20063/united2.jpg

"Well, I can assure you that your bag will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage..."

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/united93.jpg?size=l

"Oh, yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Huh? Are you physically going to take my bag and put it beneath the plane? Are you going to go right now outside, with the guys with the earmuffs, and go put it in there?"

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20063/united2.jpg

"No..."

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/04-06/0427united93.jpg

"No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags CONVERSATION."

[Zev]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/03/29/imageNYET12503291916.jpg

"Nervous?"

"Yes."

"First time?"

"No, I've been nervous lots of times."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.geocities.jp/metropoleclub/a/506a/05061210.jpg



A new day is dawning. *The day of the Fantastic Four!*

[Dr. Fate]

theif :rolleyes: :p

I thought it was too weak of a quote, but if I was gonna use it, it woulda been with the pic of the Alien and Riply with a shaved head

http://www.chud.com/demo/Underrated%20-%20folder/alien%203.jpg
ALIEN: "No Hair... Mmm... BIG."

That better?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviebox.se/_photos/recensioner/717/1.jpg
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: "I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/x-invasion-usa-1985.jpg

"I'm an *******... with an Uzi!"

or

"'Excuse me, is that an Uzi?' 'Why, yes it is. Hey, self-defense is no laughing matter! That why when I want number one I pack an Uzi...accept no substitutes.'"

[Elijya]

That better?
much ;)

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.jp/metropoleclub/a/506a/05061210.jpg

"The battle's done,
and we kind of won,
so we sound our victory cheer.
Where do we go from here?"

[Zev]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/x-invasion-usa-1985.jpg

"Give a man a gun and he's Superman, give a man two and he's God!"

[Dr. Fate]

much ;)
Damn it, the picture's gone out! :mad:

http://www.chud.com/demo/Underrated%20-%20folder/universal%20soldier.jpg
DOLPH LUNDGREN: "Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me The Punisher."

[Zev]

http://www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/r2d2.lg.jpg

"Long live Flash! You've saved your Earth. Have a nice day."

http://www.geocities.jp/metropoleclub/a/506a/05061210.jpg

"YEAH!"

[The Hero]

http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/goldmember/dr-evil-3.jpg

"Paul Allen has mistaken me for this ******** Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do.He also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut."

[Jack Bauer]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1131148/photo_04.jpg

BLOOM: Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.

[The Chairman]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/x-invasion-usa-1985.jpg
"I am the ultimate badass!"

[The Chairman]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1131148/photo_04.jpg

ORLANDO BLOOM - Say, man, you got a joint?

HEATH LEDGER - No, not on me, man.

ORLANDO BLOOM - It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg

T.E. LAWRENCE - No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!

[The Chairman]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1131148/photo_04.jpg

ORLANDO BLOOM - This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

[The Chairman]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1131148/photo_04.jpg

ORLANDO BLOOM - You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/r2d2.lg.jpg

"Long live Flash! You've saved your Earth. Have a nice day."

http://www.geocities.jp/metropoleclub/a/506a/05061210.jpg

"YEAH!"
Bwahahahahaha Flash Gordon :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
T.E. LAWRENCE: "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with all of this! I Want ROOM SERVICE!!! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want the $10,000 dollar a night hooker!"

[The Chairman]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotter_Goblet/goblet_harry2_273x400.jpg
"Damn you Walter! You ****in' *******! Everything's a ****in' travesty with you, man! And what was all that **** about Vietnam? What the ****, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the **** are you talking about?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.teako170.com/ff12.jpg
"You're one ugly mother****er."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg

T.E. LAWRENCE - No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!
I want to say Robin Hood: Men In Tights but as it's been ages since I saw the movie all the way through, it comes up blank.

[The Chairman]

I want to say Robin Hood: Men In Tights but as it's been ages since I saw the movie all the way through, it comes up blank.

It's from American Pie.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
T.E. LAWRENCE: "Demand your ships. And May the Force Be With You."

[Dr. Fate]

It's from American Pie.
My bad.

[The Chairman]

http://www.mandos.org/joninbrea/Donnie%20Darko%20pics/Frank_DVD_Cap030.jpg

DONNIE - You make me wanna be a better man.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.netpath.net/%7Ecyberric/duel2.gif
DARTH VADER: "My child, you have come to me, my son, for who now is your father if it is not me? Who gave you the will to live? I am the well spring from which you flow. When I am gone, you will have never been. What will your world be without me? My son? My son..."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/goldmember/dr-evil-3.jpg

Dr. Evil: "... floats back to you... Ooo, The Love Boat... soon will be making another run. The Love Boat..."

[The Chairman]

http://www.mandos.org/joninbrea/Donnie%20Darko%20pics/Frank_DVD_Cap030.jpg

DONNIE - I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.netpath.net/%7Ecyberric/duel2.gif
Vader: "Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star."
Luke: "What?"
Vader: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Luke: "What's that make us?"
Vader: "Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."

[The Chairman]

http://www.netpath.net/%7Ecyberric/duel2.gif
Vader: "Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star."
Luke: "What?"
Vader: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Luke: "What's that make us?"
Vader: "Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."

Spaceballs is awesome. :up:

[Zev]

http://www.teako170.com/ff12.jpg

"Typical of Victor Von Doom to build a 30 foot statue of himself."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.teako170.com/ff12.jpg
http://www.mandos.org/joninbrea/Donnie%20Darko%20pics/Frank_DVD_Cap030.jpg

DONNIE: Hey, I've seen the rabbit. He's right here in the bar.

THING: Where?

DONNIE: Well, say hello...HARVEY!

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg

T.E. Lawrence: "My girlfriend's sucked 37 *****!"

Crowd: "In a row?!?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/x-invasion-usa-1985.jpg
"I've got two guns, one for each of ya."

[The Chairman]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i34/Mister_J/15.jpg

ANDREA - I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

[The Chairman]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i34/Mister_J/29.jpg
"How about taking a sugar frosted **** off the end of my dick?"

[Elijya]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
Lawrence: Let this mark the end of the Cybertronian Wars as we march forward to a new age of peace and happiness... Til all are one!
Crowd: Till all are one!

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
Lawrence: Let this mark the end of the Cybertronian Wars as we march forward to a new age of peace and happiness... Til all are one!
Crowd: Till all are one!

HA!

[The Hero]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i34/Mister_J/29.jpg



"They melvined me."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.audioarsenal.com/wp-content/photos/robocop.jpg
ROBOCOP: "I don't think there's anything in that black bag for me."

[The Hero]

http://www.ancientworlds.net/aworlds_media/ibase_1/00/05/33/00053386_000.gif

"You killed my father.Your ass is mine!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/MovieLuigi.jpg

"So, I hear you sacrifice your birgins....are you a birgin?"

[The Chairman]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i34/Mister_J/29.jpg
"We'll start the ass kissing with you."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg

"Why don't you get it? You're the good twin, I'm the evil one."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg

"Me, me, me..."

"Me too."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i34/Mister_J/29.jpg
"How about taking a sugar frosted **** of the end of my dick?"

:D:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg

"Me, me, me..."

"Me too."
Nyehehehehehe.

The Matrix Reloaded.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.ancientworlds.net/aworlds_media/ibase_1/00/05/33/00053386_000.gif
"We'll start the ass kissing with you."

Tell you the truth guys, I have no idea what movie that quote is from. I just heard other guys using it so I stole it.

[The Chairman]

http://www.ancientworlds.net/aworlds_media/ibase_1/00/05/33/00053386_000.gif
"We'll start the ass kissing with you."

Tell you the truth guys, I have no idea what movie that quote is from. I just heard other guys using it so I stole it.

Me too. I also don't know where the "sugar frosted ****" one comes from, either.

[Jack Bauer]

"We'll start the ass kissing with you." is from the Boondock Staints and the other one is from Blade 3.

[The Chairman]

"We'll start the ass kissing with you." is from the Boondock Staints and the other one is from Blade 3.

Thanks. :up:

[The Chairman]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i34/Mister_J/29.jpg
"You stay the **** away from that ficus. That is a jiz-free ficus."

[The Man]

[quote=Jack Bauer]http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg

[quote]


''Look over there. I got plenty of tail. I got more tail than I can handle. I even got white tail!''

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/bad_santa/badsanta4.jpg


"So I had a little ****in' too much to drink. It's ****in' New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve. I can't ****in' drive home. Okay, Ellen, I'm sorry, I'm ****in' sorry about that. What am I gonna do? Get in a ****in' car and go run over six or seven ****in' kids? That'd be really ****in' nice! Man, what the **** is the matter with this *****? ****!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/bad_santa/badsanta4.jpg
"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?"

[Darren Daring]

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg

Holding my penis... what a wonderful way of saying how much you like me.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/bad_santa/badsanta4.jpg
"Yo, cowboy. Why don't you come down here and sit on my lap? I wanna show you something."

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/MovieLuigi.jpg

"Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ****** with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i34/Mister_J/29.jpg
"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/bad_santa/badsanta4.jpg

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg
EVIL ASH: "Who ya gonna call?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.dvdmaniacs.de/images/equilibrium-bsp3.jpg

"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1701039.jpg

"Oh, **** you!"

[Zev]

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/04-06/0427united93.jpg

Todd Beamer: What? You amateurs are supposed to be helping me? Look at you. You're kids. You're not ready to roll with this.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/bad_santa/badsanta4.jpg
"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?"

:D:up:

Where the hell is THAT from?

[The Hero]

Christmas Vacation.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Shire! Baggins!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason08.jpg

Freddy: You dumb son of a *****, you just blew up all the supplies we captured, all the guns, the ammo, the food.

[Dr. Fate]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason08.jpg
FREDDY: "I wish I could quit you."

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2005/10/29/inside-rambo.jpg
RAMBO: "Say Hello to my little friend!"

[Zev]

http://www.joblo.com/big-movie-images/picsnakes-sam.jpg

"They're mutations caused by radiation. No, wait; the government made 'em. *Big* surprise for the Russians."

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/MovieLuigi.jpg
"Hello, Ghostbusters... Yes, of course they're serious... You do?... You have?... No kidding. Just gimme the address... Oh sure, they will be totally discreet. Thank you."

[The Chairman]

http://www.educa.aragob.es/iespgaza/ecobachillerato/webquestseco/grupo7/hobbits.jpg
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

[The Chairman]

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JAKE - I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

[The Chairman]

http://www.agonybooth.com/eegah/tongue.jpg
"I've been slimed."

[The Chairman]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_146SigourneyWeaver.jpg
"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."

[The Chairman]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_110WeaverBiehn.jpg

HICKS: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg

T.E. LAWRENCE - So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[The Chairman]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00212/American_Pie_212905m.jpg
"I haven't been *****ed like that since grade school."

[The Chairman]

http://centerstage.net/stumped/photoarchive/235.jpg

JASON BIGGS: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

EUGENE LEVY: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

[The Chairman]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050727/wedding-crashers-06.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1403)
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

[The Chairman]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050727/wedding-crashers-12.jpg (http://www.movie-gazette.com/cinereviews/1403)

JANE SEYMOUR: Nervous.

OWEN WILSON: Yes.

JANE SEYMOUR: First time?

OWEN WILSON: No, I've been nervous lots of time.

[The Chairman]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2005/images/WeddingCrashers_2.jpg

VINCE VAUGHN: Concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

[MaskedManJRK]

http://quinnell.us/entertainment/movies/kevinsmith/dogma/images/buddychrist.jpg

"Jesus Christ? Stop me if you've heard this one before--Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He gives the hotel manager three nails and asks, 'Can you put me up for the night?'"

[The Chairman]

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MICHAEL MOORE - Claire! All I wanted is to have a minute alone with you to explain everything. But I've never gotten that chance. So here goes. For longer than I care to remember, my business has been crashing weddings. I crashed weddings to meet girls. Business was good. I met a lot of girls. It was childish and irresponsible.

WOMAN - And pathetic.

MICHAEL MOORE - Yeah. That's probably the best word. But it also led me to you so it's impossible for me to completely regret it. I've learned something. I crashed a funeral today. It wasn't my idea, I was basically dragged along. I went with Chazz who you forgot to tell me is totally insane. Although he may actually be a genius because it really does work, he's cleaning up.

WOMAN - John!

MICHAEL MOORE - That's neither here nor there. Anyway, I saw this widow and she's a wreck. She has just lost the person she loved the most in this world and I realised we're all going to lose the people we love. That's how it is, but not me. Not now. Because the person *I* love the most is standing right here and I'm not ready to lose you yet. Claire, I'm not standing here asking you to marry me, I'm just asking you not to marry *him* and maybe take a walk, take a chance.

[The Chairman]

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JAKE - I am the gangster of love.

HEATH - Gangster, huh? So tell me, was it more of a hold up than a stick up.

JAKE - Even your infantile penis jokes seem charming and witty this morning.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Choose and perish!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pictures/s/sandahl-bergman/sandahl-bergman.jpg
VALERIA: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

Seriously, where the Hell is that quote from? I've seen others use it, this is about the 2nd time I've used it, is it an American Pie quote or what?

[The Hero]

The Big Lebowski.

[The Chairman]

The Big Lebowski.

Exaxctly. Dr. Fate, you should really see that fiom. It's awesome and it's filled with great quotes.

Example:

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JAKE: Damn you Walter! You ****in' *******! Everything's a ****in' travesty with you, man! And what was all that **** about Vietnam? What the ****, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the **** are you talking about?

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/MovieLuigi.jpg
"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** don't ****ing roll! Shomer shabbos!"

[Dr. Fate]

Exaxctly. Dr. Fate, you should really see that fiom. It's awesome and it's filled with great quotes.

Will do, and thanks for familiarizing me.

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HEATH: "First you trade the cadillac for a microphone, then you lie to me about the band, and now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!"
JAKE: "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

Sorry, that sucked.

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE: "Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!"

[Jack Bauer]

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Ennis: That's the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not throwing it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and forgotten about this place and they forgotten about you, and you're wrpped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living **** out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.

Jack: You threating me?

Ennis: What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of monkey ****, and everyone knows about it. Oh, you're a tough guy. Hey c'mon. Get on your feet pal! Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know how tough you are. Let's go. C'mon man, just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take the first shot. Just take one good swing...
[Jack pauses, staring] Yeah, that's what I thought. You're a gutless turd.

[Dr. Fate]

http://217.155.74.1/justhansolo/gallery/images/empire/han11.jpg
CARRIE FISHER: "I wish I could quit you..."

[The Hero]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/lifestyle/img/dec02/bowlbig122202.jpg

"Hey,babe...ever had your ass licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://warchild13.com/images/images/King%20Kong%202005%201.jpg
KONG: "I haven't felt this awful since I saw that Ronald Reagan film."

[The Chairman]

http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/lowrez/killmockingbird214.jpg

ATTICUS FINCH - Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[The Chairman]

http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/lowrez/killmockingbird214.jpg

ATTICUS FINCH - Jim, I want to talk about masturbation. Now, I just want you to know that it's-it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing. And I have to admit, uh, you know. I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger. I, uh-- I used to call it "stroking the salami. Yeah, you know, "pounding the ol' pud." I never did it with baked goods. But you know your Uncle Mort? He "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day. See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game. You see? It's like-- It's like... banging a tennis ball against a brick wall. Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.

[The Chairman]

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V - Do you think I'm tired? You think I'm getting tired? You're the one whose gonna crack! You'll crack! You'll cry and beg! You'll Scream! Oh, yeah, you'll scream, you big, fat, ugly cow! You'll scream! You thinking the whip was the worse I could do? That was foreplay.

SUTLER - Hartigan was right about you. You can't get it up unless I scream. You're pathetic! You're pathetic.

V - It's not wise at all to make fun of me like that. It brings out the worst in me.

[The Chairman]

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RIPLEY - My dad - I'd love him if I didn't *hate* him! He spent a fortune hiring every expert on the planet to grow back that equipment you blew off between my legs! He succeeded, although, as you can see, there were side effects...

[The Chairman]

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HEATH LEDGER - Evening, Officer. I don't have to introduce myself, do I? You read the papers. This being an election year, you've seen plenty of my picture. You know what I can do. And I'm doing you, Hartigan. Cold and hard, I'm doing you.

[The Chairman]

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/128615_3.jpg
"Never give an Irishman a cause for revenge."

[The Chairman]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

SUTLER - You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?

V - Who said we were terrorists?

[The Chairman]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/bad_santa/badsanta4.jpg
"All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four *******s coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation."

[The Chairman]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_146SigourneyWeaver.jpg
"Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg
V: "I'm gonna kill you."
SUTLER: "You idiot! You made me, remember?! You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try!"
V: "I know you did."

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/MovieLuigi.jpg
"Is this Maryann with the pot?"

[The Chairman]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1100025/photo_05.jpg
"We're gonna have a little Q & A, and at the risk of sounding reduntant, please, make your answers genuine."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH LEDGER - Evening, Officer. I don't have to introduce myself, do I? You read the papers. This being an election year, you've seen plenty of my picture. You know what I can do. And I'm doing you, Hartigan. Cold and hard, I'm doing you.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--

*gasp*

--AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--

*wheeze*

--AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--

*collapse*

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_146SigourneyWeaver.jpg
RIPLEY: "Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/MovieLuigi.jpg

"Let me explain something to you. Momo is dead. Which means that everything he had now belongs to Jimmy Cap, including you. Which also means, that when I speak, I speak for Jimmy. E.g., from now on, you start showing me the proper ****ing respect."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.remotecentral.com/dvd/ghost5.jpg
VENKMAN: "That's uh, quite an urban renewell plan they got going on over there."

[Zev]

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg

"For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced - usually by white artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled them out as Negroes. Now, my book, 'White-Hating Coon,' don't have none of that bull****. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's descended from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European mother****ers were hiding out in caves and ****, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to. Cause I'm here to tell you, the chickens is coming home to roost, y'all. The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the realm of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary."