Mix up movie captions

[Zev]

http://www.remotecentral.com/dvd/ghost5.jpg

Winston Zeddmore: I'm not jumping through hoops for some psycho! That's a white man, with white problems. You deal with him. Call me when he crosses 110th Street.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg
MACE: "English, motherf***er! Do you speak it?!"

[Elijya]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
Agent Fleming: Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search! I'm talking Roto-Rooter! Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth!

[Elijya]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/05/van-helsing-1.jpg
Van Helsing: I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.

[Elijya]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
Catherine Zeta-Jones: Did I just score?

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/2005_sin_city_002.jpg
Marv: The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'

[Elijya]

http://www.hopkinsfan.net/ah/scrapbook/Nixon2.jpg
Nixon: My job requires a certain...moral flexibility.

[Elijya]

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/oscar2001/history/silence-of-the-lambs.jpg
Lector: I'm going to impale your mom on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis.
Dr. Chilton: Ha, you got me!

[Elijya]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg
Yellow Bastard: You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him on crack.

[Elijya]

http://www.sunpig.com/martin/images/2005/11/boomstick.jpg
Ash: I have a bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[Elijya]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg
Willie Wonka: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

[Elijya]

http://www.modelguns.co.uk/images/M1A1Ryan.jpg
Hanks: And they're armed.
Damon: Armed, armed with what?
Hanks: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Damon: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

[Zev]

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg

"Listen up, you primitive screwheads! This... is my BOOMSTICK!"

[Elijya]

http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/take2/v2.JPG
V: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. **** 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

[Zev]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg

"Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?"

[Elijya]

http://www.mtrec.com/blogshots/doom.jpg
Karl Urban: What the **** is that?
Rock: It's me bren gun.
Karl Urban: Couldn't you have thought of something more practical?

[Zev]

http://www.mtrec.com/blogshots/doom.jpg

"Hokey religions and ancient superstitions are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

[Zev]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

Sutler: What's with the stupid grin?

V: Life's been good to me.

[Zev]

http://www.hopkinsfan.net/ah/scrapbook/Nixon2.jpg

Nixon: Cookie?

Guy: No, thank you, sir.

Nixon: Young lady?

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_146SigourneyWeaver.jpg

"No, thank you, sir."

http://www.hopkinsfan.net/ah/scrapbook/Nixon2.jpg

Nixon: No, I was just offering him a young lady.

[Zev]

http://www.moviemantz.com/review_shots/War_of_the_worlds.jpg

Tim Robbins: We'll build our own tripods... ours'll have four legs!

[Zev]

http://www.moviemantz.com/review_shots/War_of_the_worlds.jpg

Tim Robbins: Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money.

[Zev]

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/War-of-the-Worlds/aai.jpg

Tom Cruise: I feel the need, the need... for WEED!

[Elijya]

God damn it. Don't you hate it when you've got one picture in mind for a quote, but you just can't ****ing find it? Right now I've got this quote that would go great with a picture of Willie Wonka talking to Charlie, but they don't exist! Every pic has them seperate, or facing the same direction as oppsed to talking to one another

[Zev]

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/oscar2001/history/silence-of-the-lambs.jpg

Lector: Everybody's got a water buffalo / Yours is fast but mine is slow / Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know / But everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooooooo/ I took my buffalo to the store / Got his head stuck in the door / Spilled some lima beans on the floor / Oh everybody's got a...

Dr. Chilton: Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

Lector: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo / Yours is pink but mine is blue...

Dr. Chilton: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

[Zev]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/armyyouhave/ripley_newt.jpg

Ripley: Ooh, I remember one time I thought there were monsters in MY closet.

Newt: Really? What happened, Larry?

Ripley: Well, it turned out they weren't really monsters at all, just my fluffy bunny slippers. And, they're not so scary. Just, kind of, squishy.

[Zev]

http://eric.b.olsen.tripod.com/images/thing1.jpg

"They called me Bean-Boy and said I had peas on my head!"

[Zev]

http://www.hopkinsfan.net/ah/scrapbook/Nixon2.jpg

Guy: Larry, how much stuff do you need to make you happy?

Nixon: I don't know. How much stuff is there?

[Zev]

http://www.electricedge.com/greymatter/images3/batmobile.jpg

Alfred: Well, I made a few modifications to the Larry-Mobile that might just do the trick.

Batman: Is that what all these new buttons are for?

Alfred: That's right! Unfortunately I haven't had time to label them.

Batman: Oh, dear.

Alfred: But if you do exactly what I say. Everything should work out fine... I think. Now once you get up to speed all you have to do is press the green button. No, no blue button!

Batman: Alfred! I'm going to run out of road! Which button is it!

Alfred: The blue button! Press the blue button!

Batman: Wipers!

Alfred: The green button! Hit the green one!

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/7537/ohara4459.JPG

Barbara Gordon: He's honking!

Chief O'Hara: It's part of the plan.

http://www.electricedge.com/greymatter/images3/batmobile.jpg

Batman: I AM GOING TO DIE!

Alfred: Stop yelling at me! No yelling, yell, yell, yellow!

[Elijya]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
Xavier: Avi.
Magneto: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald ****. I don't like leaving my country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
Xavier: Avi, we have sandy beaches...
Magneto: So? Who the **** wants to see 'em?

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/7537/alfve1.jpg

Alfred: What do you mean you can't find it?

Batman: I'm telling you Alfred. I've looked everywhere it's just not here.

Alfred: Master Larry. I've gone all over the data from the science lab and I have to agree with their conclusion. Something from outer space landed in Bumblyburg. It simply has to be there somewhere.

Batman: Look, Alfred. I've been driving around all day. I'm tired, I'm hungry, I've got to go to the bathroom. This suit is very constricting. I'm coming home.

Alfred: But the security of Bumblyburg rests in your...

Batman: There are no space aliens in Bumblyburg.

[The Hero]

God damn it. Don't you hate it when you've got one picture in mind for a quote, but you just can't ****ing find it? Right now I've got this quote that would go great with a picture of Willie Wonka talking to Charlie, but they don't exist! Every pic has them seperate, or facing the same direction as oppsed to talking to one another
The best I could find:
http://www.filmnet.dk/pics/charlie3.jpg

I know how you feel.I have the perfect quote for a picture of Hilary Duff writing or typing something,but alas...'tis my white whale.:(

[Zev]

http://www.electricedge.com/greymatter/images3/batmobile.jpg

Batman: You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me? Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried. Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

[The Hero]

http://www.sunpig.com/martin/images/2005/11/boomstick.jpg

"AK-47.The baddest one there is.When you absolutely,positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes."

[Zev]

http://www.cinenews.gr/v4/batman/images/batmanbegins18.jpg

Bruce: Ow!

Alfred: Sorry!

Bruce: Did you just snap my bra?

Alfred: No.

Bruce: Yeah. You did!

Alfred: I was trying to be smooth.

[Zev]

http://centerstage.net/stumped/photoarchive/235.jpg

Eugene Levy: It's very nice that you wanna help. But saving the country is a big thing. You're a little guy! Big people do big things and little people do little things. So - stay with the sheep.

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?

Heath: I don't exactly know whatcha mean. But you are not a dog, you are a really big guy that wants to beat me up, and I come at you not with sticks, but in the name of the God of Israel, who this day will help me defeat you!

Jake: We will see who defeats who. Now we fight.

[Zev]

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1998_The_Prince_of_Egypt/jeff_goldblum_sandra_bullock_michelle_pfeiffer_val _kilmer_ralph_fiennes_steve_martin_martin_short_pa trick_stewart_helen_mirren_the_prince_of_egypt_001 .jpg

Ramses: Hello Israelites! You are pigs!

Pharaoh: And soon we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens!

Ramses: Oho! After we defeat you, you will be our slaves and will have to fetch us our slippers!

Pharaoh: And iron our trousers!

Ramses: And wipe our little noses!

Pharaoh: And scratch that spot on our backs we cannot reach no matter how hard we try! Don't you have anything to say?

Moses: Um - do you guys have any fried chicken? I've got a real hankering for fried chicken.

[Zev]

http://members.tripod.com/DailyTelegiraffe/hamletandhoratio.jpg

Horatio: You guess where my ships are.

Hamlet: 2B?

Horatio: Not 2B.

Hamlet: Oh.

[Zev]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/hamlet/hamlet-yorik.gif

"To eat or not to eat, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to share my eggs cooked light and fluffy, or to scarf down the whole thing myself. And to take Tums against a sea of indigestion. To eat, perchance to get a tummy ache! Aye, there's the rub."

[Zev]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/hamlet/hamlet-yorik.gif

Yorick: You! You shall be the bride of the Lost Skeleton!

[The Chairman]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--

*gasp*

--AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--

*wheeze*

--AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--

*collapse*

Thank you.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/oscar2001/history/silence-of-the-lambs.jpg

DR. CHILTON - You saying you eat pussy?

HANNIBAL LECTER - I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every mother****in' thang.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/hamlet/hamlet-yorik.gif

Damn it, Bones, I need you. Badly!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200309/c.jpg
FLASH GORDON: "Echo 3 to Echo 7. Han old buddy, do you read me?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
Catherine Zeta-Jones: Did I just score?
Nyahahahaha

[The Chairman]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

V - Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

(this is my 5, 000th post! Wooh!)

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE - Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of *******.

[The Chairman]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/410000/images/_412795_psycho_shower_scream150.jpg
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/hamlet/hamlet-yorik.gif

Damn it, Bones, I need you. Badly!
Hahahaha. Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

[Dr. Fate]

http://eric.b.olsen.tripod.com/images/thing1.jpg

"You wanna get nuts? C'mon! Let's get nuts..."

[wiegeabo]

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg

Han: "English, Mother****er. Do you speak it?"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg
"Where the white women at?"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg

MACE: That's it...I've HAD IT with these motherf**king SNAKES on this motherf**king PLANE!!!

[Carmine Falcone]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

Smooth, that's how we do it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!" [mad cackling]

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg
VADER: "We'll start the ass kissing with you."

[psycho]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

Robocop: Back off man, I'm a scientist.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

Robocop: Back off man, I'm a scientist.
Hahahaha. Ghostbusters.

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to *****."
KURTWOOD SMITH: ":eek:"

[Jack Bauer]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39582000/jpg/_39582135_mickey7.jpg

"I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bull****."


http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/hulk/60.jpeg

"Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that **** just goes right out the window."

[The Hero]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/408045c8df535e52b783f880322fe510.jpg

"Applesauce,*****."

[Zev]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/hulk/60.jpeg

"I collect spores, molds, and fungus."

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH - Are you a homophobe, Dave?

JAKE - No, I'm a whipping out my penis in front of you - a phobe.

[The Chairman]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

ROBOCOP - I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/hulk/60.jpeg
ERIC BANA: "Do you find me sadistic?"

[Elijya]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
Jake: Don't come any closer. God's watching.

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

"You're such a pig-****er, Phillip!"

"Terrance, why would you call me a pig-****er?"

"Well, let's see. First of all, you **** pigs."

"Oh yeah!"

[Zev]

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg

"I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, 'something that kills people.' And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/screenshots/6/19016-3-large.jpg

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ****?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
KURTWOOD SMITH: "Would you like to hear today's specials?"
ROBOCOP: "Not if you want to keep your spleen."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.indieking.com/images/GWstill9.jpg

"Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here. Too bad we'll never set foot on her again."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39582000/jpg/_39582135_mickey7.jpg

MICKEY: I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf**ker, motherf**ker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T," I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/screenshots/6/19016-3-large.jpg

"He vould have an enormous schwanstucken"
"...That goes without saying."
"Voof"
"He's going to be very popular."

[The Chairman]

http://www.mtrec.com/blogshots/doom.jpg
"This is my boomstick."

[The Chairman]

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/screenshots/6/19016-3-large.jpg
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

Where's this pic from, anyway?

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH LEDGER - Gay or straight?

JAKE GYLLENHAAL - Huh?

HEATH LEDGER - Heterosexual or homosexual?

JAKE GYLLENHAAL - Geez Louise!

HEATH LEDGER - Well, it's a perfectly legitimate question.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL - Well, maybe in California, but here in Minnesota... Who-ho-ho-ho!

[The Chairman]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg

RIPLEY - We'll start the ass kissing with you.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/screenshots/6/19016-3-large.jpg
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

Where's this pic from, anyway?

Freddy vs. Jason

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz! I said come back tomorrow!"

[Zev]

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/993/gony64xb.jpg

Liam Neeson: I kick arse for the Lord!

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2000/LakePlacid/pix/lp2.jpg

PULLMAN: Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks.

[Elijya]

I think the quote is actually "screw you" not "piss on you"

[Zev]

No, it's "Piss on you."

[The Chairman]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg

LEIA - Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg

VADER: I'll suck your c**k for a thousand dollars.

I know it's been used a lot, but the wrong-ness of using that pic for it made it worthwhile. :o

[The Hero]

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/artigos/o_senhor_dos_aneis_2/gollum.jpg

"Dude!She was your sister and you made out with her!"

http://abbou.de/img/smeagol.jpg

"I know she's my sister,but she's the hottest girl I've ever seen."

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/artigos/o_senhor_dos_aneis_2/gollum.jpg

"YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT!What a FR-EAK!You're going to Hell, Dude!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/993/gony64xb.jpg

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

[Zev]

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg

"It ends here."

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/993/gony64xb.jpg

"For you and the police, maybe. My fate however lies with the rest of Gotham. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a city to destroy."

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg

"I can beat two of your pawns."

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/993/gony64xb.jpg

"As you wish."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg
LEIA: "Not in the face, not in the face!"
VADER: "Piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!"

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[The Chairman]

http://abbou.de/img/smeagol.jpg
"Ah, just the pussy I've been looking for."

[The Chairman]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

ROBOCOP - Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass.

[The Chairman]

http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg

WALKEN - Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music keeps you a child? That is, keeps you in a state of arrested development?

THE ROCK - No. No. No. I feel it's like, it's more like going, going to a, a national park or something. And there's, you know, they preserve the moose. And that's, that's my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know.

WALKEN - So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?

THE ROCK - Yeah.

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/HardDaysNight/pix/hdn_02_L.jpg

JOHN LENNON - This is our monthly "At Ease" weekend. It gives us a chance to let our hair down, although I see you've got a head start in that department. I shouldn't talk, though, I'm getting a little shaggy myself. I'd better not stand too close to you, people might think I'm part of the band. I'm joking, of course.

[The Chairman]

http://www.hespos.com/archives/images/michael_moore.jpg
"Hello; my name is Marty DiBergi. I'm a filmmaker. I make a lot of commercials. That little dog that chases the covered wagon underneath the sink? That was mine. In 1966, I went down to Greenwich Village, New York City to a rock club called Electric Banana. Don't look for it; it's not there anymore. But that night, I heard a band that for me redefined the word "rock and roll". I remember being knocked out by their... their exuberance, their raw power - and their punctuality. That band was Britain's now-legendary Spinal Tap. Seventeen years and fifteen albums later, Spinal Tap is still going strong. And they've earned a distinguished place in rock history as one of England's loudest bands. So in the late fall of 1982, when I heard that Tap was releasing a new album called "Smell the Glove", and was planning their first tour of the United States in almost six years to promote that album, well needless to say I jumped at the chance to make the documentary - the, if you will, "rockumentary" - that you're about to see. I wanted to capture the... the sights, the sounds... the smells of a hard-working rock band, on the road. And I got that; I got more... a lot more. But hey, enough of my yakkin'; whaddaya say? Let's boogie!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/HardDaysNight/pix/hdn_02_L.jpg

JOHN LENNON - We are Spinal Tap from the UK - you must be the USA!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_146SigourneyWeaver.jpg
"Professional assassination. It's the highest form of public service."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.brian-oshaughnessy.com/alien/images/alien022.jpg

"Adam or Fenton, whatever the hell your name is, I really don't give a ****. All I know is that your a murdering son of a *****."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg

Rock: "You know, Chiun, you're a real pain in the ass."
Walken: "That is because it is the fastest way to your brain."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/hulk/60.jpeg
"It's not easy being green."

[wiegeabo]

http://sqd.ru/files/a/lr3.jpg

Ripley: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Call: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

[Zev]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/hamlet/hamlet-yorik.gif

"Well that was bloody Shakespearian. Do you know who Shakespeare is? He wrote the King James Bible."

[Zev]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg

Catherine Zeta-Jones: I thought you loved me.

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.

Heath: What? I ain't gay!

Jake: What are you talking about? You took me to that club.

Heath: So? They play good music.

Jake: What about our trip to San Francisco?

Heath: I wanted to go shopping.

Jake: But... you made love to me.

Heath: First of all, you sucked my...

Jake: Whatever!

[Zev]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8704/serenity4802ks.png

Inara: You guys are psychos! You've seen one too many TV shows!

Mal: No, Cindy! Watching TV shows don't create psycho killers. Canceling TV shows creates psycho killers!

[Zev]

Double post.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.brian-oshaughnessy.com/alien/images/alien022.jpg

"Adam or Fenton, whatever the hell your name is, I really don't give a ****. All I know is that your a murdering son of a *****."

What's that pic from?

[Elijya]

Alien: Resurrection

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg

Catherine Zeta-Jones: I thought you loved me.

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.

Heath: What? I ain't gay!

Jake: What are you talking about? You took me to that club.

Heath: So? They play good music.

Jake: What about our trip to San Francisco?

Heath: I wanted to go shopping.

Jake: But... you made love to me.

Heath: First of all, you sucked my...

Jake: Whatever!
Bwahahahahaha! Scary Movie quote. Brilliant.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" [throws Kurtwood Smith through window]

[wiegeabo]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8704/serenity4802ks.png

Inara: You guys are psychos! You've seen one too many TV shows!

Mal: No, Cindy! Watching TV shows don't create psycho killers. Canceling TV shows creates psycho killers!

Where is that from? Because it's the absolute truth. :up:

goes back to sharpening knife

[MaskedManJRK]

Where is that from? Because it's the absolute truth. :up:

goes back to sharpening knife

Scary Movie.

[The Hero]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg


Dominic:It's worse than Showgirls!

[The Chairman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"Oh, say can you see, buy the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming. who's bright strips and broad stars, in the parelious night, o'er the rampart's we watched, as the da da, da, da, da, da, and the rocket's red glare, lots of bombs in the air, gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag, oh say does that spangle banner wave, over all-l-l-l-l that's free, over the home, of the land, and the land of the free!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.popentertainment.com/Nicole%20Kidman%20and%20Sean%20Penn.JPG

SEAN PENN - Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant?

NICOLE KIDMAN - My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.

SEAN PENN - I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol?

NICOLE KIDMAN - No.

SEAN PENN - No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

http://www.brian-oshaughnessy.com/alien/images/alien022.jpg

BRAD DOURIF - What has that got to do with it?

http://www.iranactor.com/foreigner/Films/2005/Interpreter/Sean_Penn__Interpreter.jpg

SEAN PENN - Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

[The Hero]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"Oh, say can you see, buy the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming. who's bright strips and broad stars, in the parelious night, o'er the rampart's we watched, as the da da, da, da, da, da, and the rocket's red glare, lots of bombs in the air, gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag, oh say does that spangle banner wave, over all-l-l-l-l that's free, over the home, of the land, and the land of the free!"
Why do Naked Gun quotes go so well with that pic?

[The Chairman]

Why do Naked Gun quotes go so well with that pic?

I don't know. As long as they work, who cares why? http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"Today is a great day for black people of all races."

[The Chairman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"We're *****! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid *****. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like *****, because pussies get ****ed by *****. But ***** also **** *******s: *******s that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with ***** is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from *******s. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this *******, we're going to have our ***** and pussies all covered in ****!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.filmfodder.com/images/2005_molly_ringwald.jpg

Samantha: McEnry is pretty far from Jersey, might I ask what brings you guys to Illinois?

http://www.filmfashion.nl/stills/breakfastclub8.jpg

Bender: Some **** named John Hughes.

http://www.filmfodder.com/images/2005_molly_ringwald.jpg

Samantha: "16 Candles" John Hughes?

http://www.filmfashion.nl/stills/breakfastclub8.jpg

Bender: You know him too? That ****ing guy. Made this flick "16 Candles" right? Not bad it's got tits in it, but no bush. Of course Ebert over here don't give a **** about that stuff cause he's all in love with this John Hughes guy and rents every one of his movies. ****ing "Breakfast Club" all these stupid kids actually show up to detention, ****ing "Weird Science" where this one chick wants to take off her gear and get down, but aw, no she don't cause it's a PG movie, and then there's "Pretty In Pink" which I can't watch with this tubby mutha****er any more, because everytime we get to the part where the red head hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little eight-year-old with a skinned knee and ****. And nothing is worse then watching a fat man weep.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

[Zev]

http://www.outpost31.com/movie/images/Imageperfectimitation.jpg

"Aliens? Us? Is this one of your Earth jokes?"

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ff9.jpg

Reed: Dinner was delicious, honey. Keep cooking like that and I won't even be able to move, let alone do science.

Sue: That'd suit me fine Mr. Meteor.

Reed: Ouch, that hurt. Tomorrow let's say you and I go searching for our rocky glowing radioactive friend from space... together.

Sue: Paul Armstrong, I do believe there's hope for you yet. Shake on it?

Reed: Why shake when we can touch other things... like lips?

[Zev]

http://www.brian-oshaughnessy.com/alien/images/alien022.jpg

"If this is what it takes to be human, then I'd rather take my chances as a supernaturally-possessed doll! It's much less complicated! Think about it! What's so great about being human? You get sick! You get old! As a doll, I'm infamous! I am Chucky, the killer doll! And I dig it!"

[MaskedManJRK]

I don't know. As long as they work, who cares why? http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
"Today is a great day for black people of all races."

:D Undercover Brother! :D

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.outpost31.com/movie/images/Imageperfectimitation.jpg
KEITH DAVID: "Does it always smell like this? How does the wind ever get in here?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ff9.jpg
Reed: "Who knows? In a thousand years, even YOU may be worth something."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg

Connery: (To West) Stop whining! You are soft. You lack discipline. Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now. You belong to me.

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a ***** out, and givin' a ***** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.

HEATH - It's not. It's the same ballpark.

JAKE - Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same ****in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****.

HEATH - Have you ever given a foot massage?

JAKE - Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot ****in' master.

HEATH - Given a lot of 'em?

JAKE - **** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

HEATH - Would you give a guy a foot massage?

JAKE - **** you.

HEATH - You give them a lot?

JAKE - **** you.

HEATH - You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.

JAKE - Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

[The Chairman]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"I just shot Marvin in the face."

[ToddIsDead]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"I just shot Marvin in the face."
LOL. That's hilarious. Now, whenever I see Bruce Campbell in a movie, I'm going to be imagining Travolta's voice in my mind.

[Jack Bauer]

http://qusan.com/blogger/psycho1.gif

"Jack is dead, my friend. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://qusan.com/blogger/psycho1.gif
NORMAN BATES: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://qusan.com/blogger/psycho1.gif
NORMAN BATES: "Do you find me sadistic?"

[Elijya]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i104/jcasali/The_passion_of_the_christ.jpg

Jesus: Right, I'll do you for that!
Roman: You'll what?
Jesus: Come here!
Roman: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Jesus: I'm invincible!
Roman: ...You're a loony.

[The Chairman]

http://qusan.com/blogger/psycho1.gif
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

[The Chairman]

http://qusan.com/blogger/psycho1.gif
I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

Seriously, where is that from? It's been stumping me for months.

[Zev]

http://qusan.com/blogger/psycho1.gif

"You know, that was the hardest part about having to portray you, grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes."

[The Chairman]

http://www.brian-oshaughnessy.com/alien/images/alien022.jpg
"What's with that stupid grin?"

http://qusan.com/blogger/psycho1.gif
"Life's been good to me."

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ELENA - You steal my car, you rip the seat out, you kidnap me, you ask me to help you find your daughter which I very kindly do, and then you get me involved in a shoot out where people are dying and there's blood spurting all over the place, and then I watch you rip a phone booth out of a wall, swing from the ceiling like Tarzan, and then there's a cop that's going to shoot you and I save you and they start chasing me. Are you going to tell me what's going on or what?

ZORRO - No.

[The Chairman]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7303/vandevey9cp.jpg

V - A guy I trusted for years wants me dead.

EVEY - I've only known you five minutes and I want you dead, too.

[Jack Bauer]

http://qusan.com/blogger/psycho1.gif
I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

Seriously, where is that from? It's been stumping me for months.


Fight Club

[The Chairman]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg
"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ****in' muscle."

[The Chairman]

Fight Club

Thanks.

[The Chairman]

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg
"Man, it's the same bull**** they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N."

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Freddys-dead-face-off.jpg

Freddy: Listen to Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2415/ap2371xo.jpg

Bateman: You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ELENA - You steal my car, you rip the seat out, you kidnap me, you ask me to help you find your daughter which I very kindly do, and then you get me involved in a shoot out where people are dying and there's blood spurting all over the place, and then I watch you rip a phone booth out of a wall, swing from the ceiling like Tarzan, and then there's a cop that's going to shoot you and I save you and they start chasing me. Are you going to tell me what's going on or what?

ZORRO - No.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's Commando.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7303/vandevey9cp.jpg

V - A guy I trusted for years wants me dead.

EVEY - I've only known you five minutes and I want you dead, too.
Also from Arnold Schwarzenegger's Commando.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg
JONES: "You can't outrun a Motorolla."

[C.F. Kane]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg

Lawrence: Now... where's the rock?
Ali: [together] Rock, sir?
Tayi: [together] Rock, sir?
Lawrence: The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!
Tayi: That rock!
Ali: I told you not to forget it!
Lawrence: And I told *you* to remind him! Without that rock, the meteorite lays dormant! I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?
Ali: [together] ... The plumbers took it.
Tayi: [together] ... The plumbers took it.
Lawrence: Plumbers? Plumber alert!

[Elijya]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png
Malcolm: I find you very attractive. Your assertiveness tells me that you feel the same way about me. But ritual remains that we must do a series of platonic actions before we can have intercourse. But all I really want to do is have sex with you as soon as possible.

[Elijya]

http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg
Moses: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's ****** Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's ****** Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg

Lawrence: Now... where's the rock?
Ali: [together] Rock, sir?
Tayi: [together] Rock, sir?
Lawrence: The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!
Tayi: That rock!
Ali: I told you not to forget it!
Lawrence: And I told *you* to remind him! Without that rock, the meteorite lays dormant! I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?
Ali: [together] ... The plumbers took it.
Tayi: [together] ... The plumbers took it.
Lawrence: Plumbers? Plumber alert!
Super Mario Bros. 1993

[Elijya]

uh, Fate? we can tell what movies they're from

[Elijya]

ok, this totally qualifies for this thread
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rq2_YKQGE_U&search=captain%20america%20****%20yeah

[ToddIsDead]

ok, this totally qualifies for this thread
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rq2_YKQGE_U&search=captain%20america%20****%20yeah
Hilarious. Nice find. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg
Moses: "We were BUDDIES, Harold. You, me, and Fresno Bob. You know what they did to Bob? Hmm?"

[Dr. Fate]

uh, Fate? we can tell what movies they're from
I thought that was part of the game - guessing what quotes the movies were from.

[Elijya]

nope

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/Mog_Elffoe/Kaiju/gamera_3.jpg
ALL YOU MOTHER****ERS ARE GONNA PAY.
YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/Mog_Elffoe/Kaiju/gamera_3.jpg
THOSE WHO WILL NOT LIVE BY THE LAW SHALL DIE BY THE LAW!!!

[C.F. Kane]

^^ Bwahahahahahaha

[The Hero]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg

Lawrence: Now... where's the rock?
Ali: [together] Rock, sir?
Tayi: [together] Rock, sir?
Lawrence: The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!
Tayi: That rock!
Ali: I told you not to forget it!
Lawrence: And I told *you* to remind him! Without that rock, the meteorite lays dormant! I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?
Ali: [together] ... The plumbers took it.
Tayi: [together] ... The plumbers took it.
Lawrence: Plumbers? Plumber alert!
It's scary how much that quote fits.:up:

[Elijya]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg
"I'm superrrrr, thanks for askiiiiiing, all things considered couldn't be much better i must saaaay."

[Dr. Fate]

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30517183196.gif
MARV: "Hey Paul, try getting a reservation at Dorsia's NOW! You f***ing bastard! You f***ing stupid bastard!"

[Elijya]

heh, that was the first quote used with that gif

[Zev]

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30517183196.gif

Marv: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!

[C.F. Kane]

heh, that was the first quote used with that gif

Actually, I think the first quote for it was "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay"

[Dr. Fate]

^^ Bwahahahahahaha
Which one were you laughing?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

[C.F. Kane]

Which one were you laughing?

"ball-lickers"

[Zev]

http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/reviewf/rfreaky_friday.jpg

Lindsey Lohan: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

[Zev]

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30517183196.gif

Marv: Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July!

[The Chairman]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2997/stacyclass0al.png
"Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?"

[The Chairman]

http://digilander.libero.it/stanleykubrick/shining/images/shining-wendy-danny.jpg

DANNY LLOYD - Where's your hands?

SHELLY DUVALL - In between two pillows.

DANNY LLOYD - Those aren't pillows!

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg

Langdon: Back home, when I'd tell people what I do for a living, they'd think, "Well, yeah, that figures." But over here, it's a... a big mystery. So I guess I've changed some.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg

Neveu: It could be any one of them... But which one? Which ones?
Langdon: Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder...
Neveu: You mean where there's a fish there could be a penguin?
Langdon: But wait! It happened at sea... Sea. C for Catwoman!
Neveu: Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling your leg...
Langdon: The Joker!
Neveu: All adds up to a sinister riddle... Riddle-R. Riddler!
Langdon: A thought strikes me... So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance... The four of them... Their forces combined...
Neveu: Holy nightmare!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg

"My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg

Langdon: "Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren't wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia."

Neveu: "What was that about hats again?"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.popentertainment.com/fanning1.jpg

She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as "How many people are having an orgasm right now?"

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,264642,00.jpg

AAAAAAAAA-OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAA AAAAAYESYESYESYESAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH

http://www.popentertainment.com/fanning1.jpg

"Fifteen."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Oct-09-Tue-2001/photos/godfather.jpg

Michael: You're dirty, Lips. You need a bath.

Fredo: Not "the bath", Big Boy. Not "the bath"!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Oct-09-Tue-2001/photos/godfather.jpg

Michael: "Say 'ello to my little friend!"

[Zev]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg

Neveu: I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.

Langdon: Okay, we're just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk.

Neveu: Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that ****, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

[Zev]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg

"What is wrong with people today?"

"It's the internet, it fries their brain cells."

[Zev]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i104/jcasali/The_passion_of_the_christ.jpg

Roman: WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?

Jesus: In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but the damn thing won't light.

Roman: That's no bong... It's for my shlong!

Jesus: Hold up, I just put my mouth on your cock-pump? Oh damn!

[MaskedManJRK]

ok, this totally qualifies for this thread
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rq2_YKQGE_U&search=captain%20america%20****%20yeah

:D:up:

[Jack Bauer]

http://majesticmoose.net/archives/spiderman2.jpg

Mary Jane: I'm not wearing a bra, Johnny.

Peter: Yeah? Well that makes two of us.

[The Hero]

http://digilander.libero.it/stanleykubrick/shining/images/shining-wendy-danny.jpg



"Mom...if you were in German shyzer porn,you'd tell me,right?"

[Morgoth]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2415/ap2371xo.jpg

"My name's Jeffy, I like to eat apples."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_1451_1.jpg
JOHN McCLANE: "Guns don't kill people - I do!"

[The Hero]

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/249791.jpg

Winston:Crazy crackers with guns?I'm getting my black ass outta here!

[The Chairman]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg

Neveu - Surely, you can't be serious?

Langdon - I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

[Zev]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg

Langdon: Better wear your sunblock, Buttercup.

Neveu: Listen, **** kicker! You're about one **** hair away from hillbilly heaven.

Langdon: I love it when you talk dirty.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/249791.jpg
PETER VENKMAN: "Surely you can't be serious."
RAY STANTZ: "I am serious. And don't call me 'Shirley'."

Sorry, couldn't resist. It fits Aykroyd's demeanor so well in that shot.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg

Neveu - Surely, you can't be serious?

Langdon - I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

:D I can definately imagine Hanks saying that. :D

[Zev]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg

Langdon: These are the simple rules. No barking, now growling, you will not lift your leg to anything in this house. This is not your room. No slobbering, no chewing, you will wear a flea collar. This is not your room. No begging for food, no sniffing of crotches, and you will not drink from my toilet. This is not your room.

[The Chairman]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH - Is sex the only thing that matters to you?

JAKE - I love you.

[The Chairman]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg

NEVEU - Now, Phillip, did you learn something in all this?

LANGDON - I did, Terrence. I learned that you're a boner-biting, dick-fart, ****-face!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE - This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.

[The Chairman]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/streetsmart/streetsmartstill.jpg
"It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him."

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE - You're one ugly mother****er.

[The Chairman]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

MORPHEUS - Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands! You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".

GUY IN CROWD - Hey, wait a minute...

MORPHEUS - Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14? Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men? Yes Soldier?

GUY IN CROWD - Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?

MORPHEUS - I don't listen to hip-hop!

GUY IN CROWD - Hey!

[psycho]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"Do I have something in my teeth?"

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/pulp_fiction/_group_photos/bruce_willis10.jpg

MARIA DE MEDEIROS - If you wanted to get me on my back, all you had to do was ask me.

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ELENA - I just didn't want you to think I was like one of your other girls.

ZORRO - Not much chance of that unless you curtsy on my face real soon.

[Zev]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

Morpheus: I'm here for the gangbang.

[Jack Bauer]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

Morpheus: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.

The Rest: All right!

[Dr. Fate]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg
MORPHEUS: "Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz! I said come back tomorrow!"
NAKED CROWD PERSON: "If you were really great and powerful you'd keep your promises!"
MORPHEUS: "Do you presume to criticize the great Oz?! You ungrateful creatures think yourselves lucky that I am giving you audience tomorrow instead of 20 years from now!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/679/679080/assassination-of-jesse-james-by-the-coward-robert-ford-the-20060105014740896-000.jpg

Jesse: What happened to our youth?

Guy with Brown hat: I'm telling you, it ended at 30, pal.

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg
HE-MAN: "Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don' turn it off!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.amnestyusa.org/lordofwar/i/lordofwar2.jpg

Yuri: You cannot hide from an AK-47 that's been blessed by the lord.

[Zev]

http://www.amnestyusa.org/lordofwar/i/lordofwar2.jpg

Yuri: Have you ever seen one of these? Have you ever used one? Don't ever because, they're very very bad. But right now I need you to aim it at the bad guy who's following us, and shoot him in the head.

Andre Baptiste: Matalo?

Yuri: Oh yeah. Very matalo.

[The Chairman]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20Alfred%20Hitchcock%20Rear%20Window%20DVD%20Rev iew%20James%20Stewart%20Grace%20Kelly/a%20hitchcock%20rear%20window%20dvd%20reveiw%20PDV D_0031.jpg
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/thekillerpic01.jpg

"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. EXCEPT YOU, SOFIE! You stay right where you are!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ELENA - Do you have any reaction at all to my telling you I love you?

ZORRO - I was just inches from a clean getaway.

[The Chairman]

http://home10.inet.tele.dk/terra/pic/2001.jpg
"A hundred and six astronauts in the whole ****ing world and I'm one of 'em!"

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE - Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?

[ToddIsDead]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg
Morpheus: Can you dig it, SUCKAZ!??!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/28/9e/84534310fca08000d8d47010.L.jpg
"Well, it's not right to go into details, I got nervous. I screwed up, I said the wrong thing... Where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead I'm here with you, no offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug."

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/06/90/83424310fca0b000d8d47010.L.jpg
"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE - Thank you, Melvin. You overwhelm me. I love you.

HEATH - I tell you, buddy... I'd be the luckiest man alive if that did it for me.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20Alfred%20Hitchcock%20Rear%20Window%20DVD%20Rev iew%20James%20Stewart%20Grace%20Kelly/a%20hitchcock%20rear%20window%20dvd%20reveiw%20PDV D_0031.jpg
GRACE KELLY: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/thekillerpic01.jpg
"Say hello to my little friend!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Darling, I don't know what's come over you."
ZORRO: "You came all over me."

[The Chairman]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20Alfred%20Hitchcock%20Rear%20Window%20DVD%20Rev iew%20James%20Stewart%20Grace%20Kelly/a%20hitchcock%20rear%20window%20dvd%20reveiw%20PDV D_0031.jpg
GRACE KELLY: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

I was thinking 'bout that.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Leave me alone. I don't like fast women."
ELENA: "And I hate arrogant men."

[Elijya]

http://www.blackmailmag.com/images/CINEMA/saw.jpg
Dr. Gordon: They **** you with cell phones. That's what it is. They're ****in' you with the cell phone.

[Elijya]

http://216.127.78.103/~dutch-starwars.com/database/personen/pics/darthvader_luke.jpg
Luke: That's my wife you got there! That's my planet you're blowing up! And that's... that's just some guy I met, but still, I think this thing has gone just a little too far!

[Elijya]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
Jake: How come every time I tell a guy he can stick it anywhere, he always sticks it in my ass?

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
Jake: How come every time I tell a guy he can stick it anywhere, he always sticks it in my ass?

Hahahahahahaha!

Where is that from? It's hilarious!

[Jack Bauer]

Hahahahahahaha!

Where is that from? It's hilarious!

Not Another Teen Movie

[The Chairman]

Not Another Teen Movie

Oh.

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH - We'll start the ass kissing with you.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.lafm.com/taking%20lives.jpg

Hart: What are you staring at ****er? You wanna start me up? Just open the choke and pull the cord, pal. There's gonna be an earthquake and you're dancing on the fault line.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/xmen/multipleman.jpg

Pyro: I am TOTALLY freaking out, man!

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg

Marv: Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men.

Father Miller: No ****!

[Zev]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg

Marv: Howard, you really think they're gonna let you put out a whole movie just about tits?

Frank Miller: Sure. Who doesn't like tits?

[The Hero]

http://www.mjyoung.net/imgsrc/doc.jpg

"Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"


http://membres.lycos.fr/cineteuf/retourfutur_marty001.jpg

"Nope.Just me,baby.Just me. "

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: 'Scuse me, I just...

Heath: Huh?

Jake: I have to ask you, why'd you... wha... wha... why are you peeing... right here?

Heath: What?

Jake: I mean... why'd you pee right next to me when you could like, choose that bush, or...

Heath: Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it?

Jake: Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.

Heath: Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?

Jake: No, it's just... I just...

Heath: This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?

Jake: No, I just thought that...

Heath: You the king of the forest?

Jake: I'm sorry?

Heath: You ****in' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?

Jake: Never mind. Forget it, I really don't feel like gettin' stabbed tonight.

Heath: ...Nice pubes.

Jake: Thanks.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg

Marv: Howard, you really think they're gonna let you put out a whole movie just about tits?

Frank Miller: Sure. Who doesn't like tits?

Nice :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://216.127.78.103/%7Edutch-starwars.com/database/personen/pics/darthvader_luke.jpg
LUKE: "Tonight you sleep in Hell! There Can Be Only One!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.dvdrama.com/menus/rayz10011.jpg

WOMAN - Look at me!

RAY CHARLES - I cant.

[wiegeabo]

http://216.127.78.103/%7Edutch-starwars.com/database/personen/pics/darthvader_luke.jpg
Luke: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die."

[Zev]

http://www.dvdrama.com/menus/rayz10011.jpg

Ray Charles: Wait! I have a riddle for you!

Woman: For me? Really? Tell me.

Ray Charles: I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?

Woman: Please! You're as blind as a bat!

Ray Charles: Exactly.

[Zev]

http://216.127.78.103/%7Edutch-starwars.com/database/personen/pics/darthvader_luke.jpg

"We'll settle this the old navy way; first guy to die, LOSES!"

[Zev]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

In an emotional address at the state capitol, Nebraska Governor Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat.

[Zev]

http://www.lafm.com/taking%20lives.jpg

Kiefer Sutherland: I can see you're no stranger to pain.

Ethan Hawke: I've been married.

Kiefer Sutherland: Ah.

Ethan Hawke: Twice.

Kiefer Sutherland: Oy!

[Zev]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/DrAstroZoom/TillyandGershon.jpg

Gina Gershon: Oh, Ramada, how could you have been so blind? You were too wrapped up in being Miss Perfect College to notice me. Why concern yourself with the feelings of one insignificant roommate? One fabulous day, one incredible experience...

Jennifer Tilly: I had no idea it meant so much to you.

Gina Gershon: I remember that day as if it were yesterday. The exhilaration of experimenting; sharing something so new, so dangerous, so intimate.

Jennifer Tilly: And I'll never forget the look on your face. The way the sweat glistened on your hard body. Then you tied my ankles. Tighter. Tighter. But it just wasn't right. It wasn't natural. Bungee-jumping is just too dangerous a sport.

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/emperorbolt.jpg

"They've dicked with the wrong dictator!"

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: It seems there were three bears. And one morning when their porridge was too hot, they went for a walk. And a little blond girl came skipping through the woods... she ate their porridge and she sat in their chairs... she slept in their beds. And when those bears returned and discovered that mess... Do you know what happened then Topper?

Heath: No.

Jake: That little blond girl get scared. Ran away.

Heath: So you're saying is that little blond girl is me. If this is about me coloring my hair...

[Zev]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg

Frank Miller: I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em! Boobs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!

[Zev]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg

Frank Miller: Would they ever harm an innocent person for any reason?

Marv: No, they would never do that. Well, the two Irish guys wouldn't, the Italian guy, he might, he's kind of an idiot.

[Dr. Fate]

http://216.127.78.103/%7Edutch-starwars.com/database/personen/pics/darthvader_luke.jpg
LUKE: "Why can't you just die?!"