Mix up movie captions

[The Hero]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/starwars/nrots20.jpg

"Are you a god?"

http://www.corriere.fantascienza.com/imgbank/CINEMA/mace_windu.jpg

".........No."

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/emperorbolt.jpg

THEN DIE!!!

http://www.jedinet.com/prequels/news/newsimages27/kitmacepalpatine.jpg

"Ray,when someone asks if you're a God,you say 'Yes'! "

[The Hero]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg

Marv: What's "God"?

Priest: Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you.

[psycho]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: Let me tell you something, 'Nessa. A bullet sounds the same in every language, so stick a ****ing sock in it you cow!

[Jack Bauer]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

Twist: Well you better start thinking about a little something else besides your own spoiled ass! I took on this idiotic assignment because I love your mother. I gotta wonder how nuts I am. Man I've met some scum in my life but you beat all, man, you are absolutely worthless. You know what, this is a full blown mission, you're not gonna beat me. I've had my head split open, my nose mashed, I've been kicked and beat and left for dead, and when I set you on your mama's doorstep, you're gonna be one whipped little puppy.

[The Hero]

http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/IJKLM/Last-Shot_The/images/main-page.jpg

Matthew Broderick:Hey Alec,you know what sucks about being a Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin:Nothing.

[The Hero]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"My fellow Americans, at five a.m. today, a day which will live in infamy, the Canadians have bombed the Baldwins. In response to this, the U.S. has declared war on Canada."

http://cdn.channel.aol.com/aolmovies/40_year_old_virgin_movie_240

Rudd: Oh, no!

Carrel:All the Baldwins are dead?!

[Zev]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country."

[psycho]

http://www.audioarsenal.com/wp-content/photos/robocop.jpg
Robocop: Dude, Where is my car?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/starwars/nrots20.jpg

"Are you a god?"

http://www.corriere.fantascienza.com/imgbank/CINEMA/mace_windu.jpg

".........No."

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/emperorbolt.jpg

THEN DIE!!!

http://www.jedinet.com/prequels/news/newsimages27/kitmacepalpatine.jpg

"Ray,when someone asks if you're a God,you say 'Yes'! "
Brilliant! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "You look somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?"

[Zev]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg

"We have to get to a library... FAST!"

[Elijya]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg
Emperor: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Luke: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Emperor: I said Plum!
Luke: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Emperor: Uh, best three out of five!

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.reelingreviews.com/metallicasomekindofmonsterpic.jpg

Lars: Mr. Cash? Might I suggest you refrain from playing any tunes that remind them, the inmates that is, that they are in prison?

James: You think they forgot?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg
LUKE: "Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?"

[Zev]

http://www.agonybooth.com/batman_robin/credit_card.jpg

"All right, look. I know you're new to the whole human experiences and all... but there's one universal truth and that is you never give a woman your credit card."

[The Chairman]

http://www.agonybooth.com/batman_robin/credit_card.jpg
"Easy to pick up, hard to put down."

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/pulp_fiction/_group_photos/bruce_willis10.jpg

Maria: "Chiun, you're incredible!"
Butch: "No, I am better than that."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif

"My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun."

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Dec02/23054.jpg

"Going to need to a minute or two alone boys."

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/pulp_fiction/_group_photos/bruce_willis10.jpg
Butch: "Do you surrender?"
Maria: "Never! But I may scream..."
Butch: "I understand. Sometimes I have that effect."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Dec02/23054.jpg

"I'M TONY MONTANA! YOU F**K WITH ME, YOU F**K WITH THE BEST!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Dec02/23054.jpg
PICARD: "This is my boom stick!"

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/allmadonna/filmpic/pic-league8.jpg

Rosie: I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.

[Zev]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

"CAN YOU COUNT, SUCKAS!?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Dec02/23054.jpg
"This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "I want you to think about this - bombs! I don't hear any bombs! If they're up there and they came all the way from Asia don't you think they'd bring a few bombs along?!"
ELENA: "But sir-"
ZORRO: "But nothing! You can't have an air raid WITHOUT BOMBS!!!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Dec02/23054.jpg
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

[The Chairman]

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Dec02/23054.jpg
"Hey terrorist! Terrorize this."

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ZORRO - First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ff24.jpg
"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ZORRO - Gimme some sugar, baby.

[The Chairman]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg

LUKE - You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a *****!

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
HEATH: "Good God what are you saying man?! Some kind of race war in New Jersey?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "I don't mind the work. Pity I can't see behind the mask."
ZORRO: "We all wear masks."
ELENA: "My life's an open book. You read?"
ZORRO: "I don't blend in at a family picnic."
ELENA: "Will you give it a try? I'll bring the wine - you bring your scarred psyche."
ZORRO: "Direct, aren't you?"
ELENA: "You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin tight vinyl and a whip?"
ZORRO: "I haven't had that much luck with women."
ELENA: "Maybe you just haven't met the right woman."

[The Hero]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg

Luke:Jesus,this is a nice limo.

Emperor:Yes,it is. Now...suck my c*ck.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg
EMPEROR: "Who knows? In a thousand years even you may be worth something."

[psycho]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg

Luke: You are one ugly mother******.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.trailerdownload.net/getimage.php?url=cats/Date%20Movie/date5.jpg

Jell-O: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/main_oglivy.jpg

Tim Robbins: Actors! [shouts] Attack!

http://movies.warnerbros.com/twister/img/helen2.jpg

Helen Hunt: Helen Hunt!

http://www.lazygeek.net/images/unbreakable.jpg

Samuel Jackson: Samuel Jackson!

http://www.danheller.com/Movies/Oceans11/photo_5.jpg
Matt Damon: Matt Damon!

[The Chairman]

http://www.earlham.edu/~efs/nightmare4.jpg
"Christmas means carnage!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.earlham.edu/%7Eefs/nightmare4.jpg
JACK: "I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.digitalentropy.net/Internapse/gallery/albums/album44/86_G.jpg

Blaze: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.digitalentropy.net/Internapse/gallery/albums/album44/86_G.jpg
BLAZE: "Yes, the ACTUAL Ten Commandments that Moses brought down from Mount Sinai and smashed if you believe in that sort of thing. Didn't any of you guys ever go to Sunday school?"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/hulk/66.jpeg

Dou you know who oi am!?! OI'M THE JAHGGEHNAUGHT, BETCH!

[Zev]

http://www.digitalentropy.net/Internapse/gallery/albums/album44/86_G.jpg

"I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off."

http://www.earlham.edu/%7Eefs/nightmare4.jpg

"No more drugs for that guy!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.digitalentropy.net/Internapse/gallery/albums/album44/86_G.jpg
BLAZE: "You're one uglyer motherf***er..."

[Zev]

"Okay, thanks, Handyman."

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/2285/Hoffman_Hook.jpg

"I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something."

http://www.twitchfilm.net/pics/Professor-X.jpg

"Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Um, let me give you a hand."

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/2285/Hoffman_Hook.jpg

"Why, that's awful kind of you. Why don't you give me a standing ovation?"

http://www.twitchfilm.net/pics/Professor-X.jpg

"Why don't you lift me up?"

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/2285/Hoffman_Hook.jpg

"Ha, ok, I see where you're going with this one. You look familiar to me. Were you in STOMP?"

http://www.twitchfilm.net/pics/Professor-X.jpg

"Hey you can kiss my grits!"

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/2285/Hoffman_Hook.jpg

"I think I'll be the bigger man, now, and walk away. Walk away."

[The Hero]

"Okay, thanks, Handyman."

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/2285/Hoffman_Hook.jpg

"I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something."

http://www.twitchfilm.net/pics/Professor-X.jpg

"Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Um, let me give you a hand."

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/2285/Hoffman_Hook.jpg

"Why, that's awful kind of you. Why don't you give me a standing ovation?"

http://www.twitchfilm.net/pics/Professor-X.jpg

"Why don't you lift me up?"

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/2285/Hoffman_Hook.jpg

"Ha, ok, I see where you're going with this one. You look familiar to me. Were you in STOMP?"

http://www.twitchfilm.net/pics/Professor-X.jpg

"Hey you can kiss my grits!"

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/2285/Hoffman_Hook.jpg

"I think I'll be the bigger man, now, and walk away. Walk away."
I think I'm in love with you.

But not really.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/hulk/66.jpeg

Dou you know who oi am!?! OI'M THE JAHGGEHNAUGHT, BETCH!

Wait...are you telling me...that's in...X3?! :eek:

[Jack Bauer]

Wait...are you telling me...that's in...X3?! :eek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXI83JimP2A

Yep

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/hulk/66.jpeg
HULK: "Run! Go! Get to the chopper!"

[The Hero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXI83JimP2A

Yep
He doesn't say ******.:o

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

CATHERINE: Back where we first met, Logan? Except I was in your place, and you were in mine.
ANTONIO: Yes. How do you feel?
CATHERINE: I feel good. *PAUSE* Logan, you're making me blush.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

He doesn't say ******.:o

DAMN FOX NEWS! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ellen Page is hot :O

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to f***."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.cinemaeye.com/moviephotos/x-men_3_20.jpg

Mystique: Hey Paul! Try Getting A Reservation At Dorsia Now You ****ing Stupid Bastard! You, ****ing Bastard!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.cinemaeye.com/moviephotos/x-men_3_20.jpg

Man: "...when suddenly I realize "Holy ****, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/star_gate_kurt_russell.jpg

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail.""

[C.F. Kane]

He doesn't say ******.:o

http://realjuggernaut.ytmnd.com/

Full audio of the clip

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

That can get annoying after a while...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/star_gate_kurt_russell.jpg
"I'm a reasonable guy who just experienced some very unreasonable things..."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://realjuggernaut.ytmnd.com/

Full audio of the clip

Now X3 is my favorite movie, and I haven't even seen it. :D

[Elijya]

Hey Paul! Try Getting A Reservation At Dorsia Now You ****ing Stupid Bastard! You, ****ing Bastard!
is it just me, or is this the most overused quote in this thread?

[Elijya]

http://www.moviepropking.com/forsal34.jpg

Guy: That's a dorky-looking helmet. What's it for?
Banner: This "dorky-looking helmet" is the only thing that's gonna protect me from the real bad guys.

[The Hero]

is it just me, or is this the most overused quote in this thread?
The next person who uses that or "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars" with a completely random image will be receiving a digital *****-slap,Hero style.:mad: :p

[Jack Bauer]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg

"What is it, Doctor? What's going on?"

"I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert."

[Flash Fearless]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/hamlet/hamlet-yorik.gif
There's no place like home.

[Flash Fearless]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon1.gif Re: Mix up movie captions
http://www.moviepropking.com/forsal34.jpg
Banner: I feel the need --- the need for speed!

[Jack Bauer]

http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_11.jpg

Batman: You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take the ****ing wall apart brick by brick and nuke them back into the ****ing stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? (Grabs Crane's neck) Say it! Say it!

Crane: All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a *pussy wimp* to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!

Batman: Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.

[The Chairman]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg
"Go home and get your ****ing shine box."

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

DANNY LLOYD - You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

JACK NICHOLSON - What do you mean I'm funny?

DANNY LLOYD - It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.

JACK NICHOLSON - What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

DANNY LLOYD - It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

JACK NICHOLSON - Funny how? What's funny about it?

DANNY LLOYD - Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

JACK NICHOLSON - Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

DANNY LLOYD - Jus...

JACK NICHOLSON - What?

DANNY LLOYD - Just... ya know... you're funny.

JACK NICHOLSON - You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

DANNY LLOYD - Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

JACK NICHOLSON - No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviepropking.com/forsal34.jpg
GUY ON RIGHT: "Surely you can't be serious."
ERIC BANA: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

[The Chairman]

http://www.moviepropking.com/forsal34.jpg
GUY ON RIGHT: "Surely you can't be serious."
ERIC BANA: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Nice. :up:

[The Hero]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg

"Now you're going to see what a big horny bird really looks like...IN HELL!"

[The Chairman]

http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_11.jpg

BATMAN - ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
"Who wants a mustache ride?"

[The Chairman]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/my%20pet%20goat.jpg
"I lie in person and on the phone. I lie to my friends. I lie to newspapers and magazines who, who sell my lies to more and more people. I am just a part of a big cycle of lies, I should be ****in' president."

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

[The Chairman]

http://www.cinemaeye.com/moviephotos/x-men_3_20.jpg

MYSTIQUE: Looks like you won't be attending the hat convention next July!

[The Chairman]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"They melvined me."

[Zev]

Ellen Page is hot :O

Dude, she's like, twelve!

[Zev]

http://www.cinemaeye.com/moviephotos/x-men_3_20.jpg

Interrogator: Blue Fairy. In the world of Orga, blue is the color of melancholy. Yet the services I provide will put a blush back on anyone's cheek. I will change the color of your fairy for you. She will scream out: 'Oh yes! Oh God! Oh, yes! Oh, God! Oh, God!' She will make you a real boy for I will make her a real woman and all will be right with the world because you held my hand and saved my brain so that once again my customers my ask for me by name: 'Gigolo Joe, what do you know?'

[Zev]

http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages/movie/TA/Previews/Plans-33202.jpg

Bill Paxton: Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you throw the blue heart of the ocean jewel over the railing of the Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns or were you just to afraid to freeze your big fat ass off!

[Zev]

http://www.mcfergesondvd.com/pics/xmen/xmen9.jpg

Magneto: I'm getting even with you for this, Wonka, if it's the last thing I ever do! I've got a blueberry for a daughter...

http://www.geocities.com/le_grimoire_x/profX_et_magneto.jpg

Magneto: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?

Xavier: I can guess, baby.

Magneto: We play chess.

Xavier: I guessed wrong.

[wiegeabo]

Dude, she's like, twelve!


She's 19.

[The Chairman]

http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/bed_talk.jpg

MICHELLE PFEIFFER - I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
"I am Jack's smirking revenge."

[The Chairman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/PrincessAuroraSleeps.jpg
"You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"

[The Chairman]

http://www.geocities.com/caldwellmark/Wizardofoz3.jpg
"Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! God! I sound like a ****ing psycho."

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/HardDaysNight/pix/hdn_02_L.jpg

JOHN LENNON - Let's hear it for my band, Sexual Chocolate.

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE - Is that a mirror in your pocket?

HEATH - What?

JAKE - 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!

[The Chairman]

http://www.mountainlake.org/artexpress/big_bird_NEW206.jpg
"It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-****er. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out."

[The Chairman]

http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/bed_talk.jpg

HARRISON FORD - Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?

MICHELLE PFEIFFER - I don't know. I just call it "boning".

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH - Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people.

JAKE - They're gay?

HEATH - No, you bleating imbecile. They have style, they're cultured, they're sophisticated.

JAKE - So, they're gay.

[The Chairman]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/hamlet/hamlet-yorik.gif
"That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"

[The Chairman]

http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/bed_talk.jpg

HARRISON FORD - Don't touch the watch.

[The Chairman]

http://www.filmfanzine.com/data/images/78836498cfe109c92d1b46df6ca812be.jpg
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

[The Chairman]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"We'll start the ass kissing with you."

[Zev]

She's 19.

She looks twelve.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

Robocop: I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over, Prime.

[C.F. Kane]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/PrincessAuroraSleeps.jpg
MAN OFF-SCREEN: Now here are the rules. Rule Number One: no punching her. The nurse comes in tomorrow and she got a shiner or less some teeth, jig's up. So, no knuckle sandwiches under no circumstances. And by the way, this little ****'s a spitter. It's a motor-reflex thing. But spit or not, no punching. Now, are we absolutely, positively clear on Rule Number One? Good. Now, Rule Number Two: no monkey bites, and no hickeys. In fact, no leaving no marks of any kind on her. After that, it's all good, buddy. Now, her plumbing down there don't work no more, so feel free to come in her all you want. Keep the noise down, try not to make a mess. By the way, not every time but sometimes this chick's cooch will get drier than a bucket of sand. If she's dry, just lube up with this,
and you'll be good to go. Bon Appetite, good buddy.

[Flash Fearless]

http://www.filmfanzine.com/data/images/78836498cfe109c92d1b46df6ca812be.jpg
You had me at hello.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ff3.jpg

"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today."

[The Chairman]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"It's just a flesh wound."

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen39.jpg

Wolverine: That could work. I'm a loose cannon. I'm unpredictable. I stormed off, why can't I storm back?

Brett Ratner: Or, you could just say you're sorry.

Wolverine: Do you think there's a really angry way I can say I'm sorry?

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen15.jpg

Cyclops: Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is that you do to me? I don't know who you are. Just a friend from another star. Here I am, like a kid out of school. Holding hands with a god. I'm a fool. Will you look at me? Quivering. Like a little girl, shivering. You can see right through me. Can you read my mind? Can you picture the things I'm thinking of? Wondering why you are... all the wonderful things you are. You can fly. You belong in the sky. And I... could belong to each other. If you need a friend... I'm the one to fly to. If you need to be loved... here I am. Read my mind.

[Zev]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m1/flash.jpg

"Every morning I look down and I'm wearing boots with lightning bolts on them and I think... where did I make the wrong turn?"

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen10.jpg

"We may not be the prettiest, or the smartest, or the most powerful. But we don't exist for the beautiful people of the world, Ted! We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen15.jpg

SCOTT - I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen15.jpg

JEAN - Surely, you can't be serious.

SCOTT - I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen15.jpg

JEAN - You had me at ***** **** *******s.

[Flash Fearless]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/hamlet/hamlet-yorik.gif
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen15.jpg

SCOTT: Like to kill you myself, I see you again.

JEAN: You won't... There is nothing left to see.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
"I'm not an owl!"

[Dr. Fate]

is it just me, or is this the most overused quote in this thread?
I admit the "Dorsia" line works best when applied to pictures in which some form of one-on-one violence is taking place (Batman roughing up Cillian Murphy; Superman strangling General Zod; Harrison Ford hitting Pat Roach, etc). Should we make a rule only to use that line for pictures in which violence is taking place?

[Dr. Fate]

Nice. :up:
Thanks ANTHONYNASTI (about the one on page 143).

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen15.jpg
JEAN: "With the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love."
SCOTT: "Yeah, it's pretty bad timing. Where were you, say, 10 years ago?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8494/superman13br.jpg

Jimmy: Ever tell you the one about Superman and Wonder Woman?

Kent: I don't think so.

Jimmy: So Superman's flying around the city, and he's horny as hell. Lo and behold he looks down and sees Wonder Woman, completely nude, sunning herself up on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there naked and spread eagle. So Superman starts thinking, "Man... this is too easy. I could go down there, do a little fast pumping and be gone before she even sees me." After all he is faster than a speeding bullet, right? Anyway, he swoops down, takes care of business so quick, you can't even see him. Well... I tell ya. Wonder Woman looks up, surprised as hell and says "What the hell was that." And the Invisible Man replies "I dunno know, but it sure hurt like hell."

Kent: You know, that could be the last joke I ever hear.

Jimmy: C'mon, man. That's funny ****.

[The Hero]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/PrincessAuroraSleeps.jpg
MAN OFF-SCREEN: Now here are the rules. Rule Number One: no punching her. The nurse comes in tomorrow and she got a shiner or less some teeth, jig's up. So, no knuckle sandwiches under no circumstances. And by the way, this little ****'s a spitter. It's a motor-reflex thing. But spit or not, no punching. Now, are we absolutely, positively clear on Rule Number One? Good. Now, Rule Number Two: no monkey bites, and no hickeys. In fact, no leaving no marks of any kind on her. After that, it's all good, buddy. Now, her plumbing down there don't work no more, so feel free to come in her all you want. Keep the noise down, try not to make a mess. By the way, not every time but sometimes this chick's cooch will get drier than a bucket of sand. If she's dry, just lube up with this,
and you'll be good to go. Bon Appetite, good buddy.
That is sick and disgusting.

And perfect.:up:

[The Hero]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/lap/fantastic14.jpg

Host: What's Cabot like?

Johnny: He's cool. You remember the Fantastic Four?

Host: Oh yeah, with that invisible *****, and "flame on!" and all that ****?

Johnny: Thing. Mother****er looks just like the Thing.

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen15.jpg

JEAN - Promise me you'll never die.

SCOTT - You know I can't promise that.

JEAN - If you did that, I would make love to you right now.

SCOTT - I promise I'll never die.

[The Chairman]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

MORPHEUS - OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.

[The Chairman]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

MORPHEUS - I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen15.jpg

Jean: So you're a homosexual hopelessly in love with Catcher Block, that's no reason the two of us can't be married.

[Zev]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

MORPHEUS - I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.

Beautiful.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen15.jpg

Jean: Take your sunglasses off.

Scott: I see better with 'em on, man.

Jean: You don't take them off, I'm gonna throw them off the overpass while they're still on your head. Go wait in the car.

Scott: Um, we're in civilization now so you can ease up just a little bit.

Jean: I'm sorry! I'd like you to wait in the car please.

[Zev]

And some pictures from Ghost Rider in case anyone's interested.

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498660.jpg

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498608.jpg

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498627.jpg

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498640.jpg

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498676.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
"The Butcher of Bakers Field is in my bathroom!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498660.jpg
GHOST RIDER: "I aim to misbehave."


http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498627.jpg
GH: "Banzai! I'll see you in Hell!"

[The Chairman]

Beautiful.

Thank you. :up:

http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/Const1.JPG

RACHEL WEISZ - You look like hell.

KEANU REEVES - Yeah? I just got back.

[Zev]

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498627.jpg

"I sleep now."


I know not many people got that joke, but those who did are laughing their asses off now.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498627.jpg

"Wait'll they get a load of ME!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498640.jpg

"I can see my house from here!"

[The Hero]

http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2006_Mission:_Impossible_III/2006_mission_impossible_III_001.jpg

Girl:So,what were Katie Holmes' tits like?

Cruise:You know the holocaust?It was,like,the complete opposite of that,man."

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen15.jpg
CYCLOPS: "I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... here's looking at you, kid."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.nonsolomartelli.net/images4/Superman/Lex-Luthor.gif

Lex Luthor: Come on, let me hear you say it. Just once.

http://www.hobbystar.com/ComicConTorontoV2/images/kidder.jpg

Lois Lane: You're insane.

http://www.nonsolomartelli.net/images4/Superman/Lex-Luthor.gif

Lex Luthor: No, not that! No, the other thing.

http://www.hobbystar.com/ComicConTorontoV2/images/kidder.jpg

Lois Lane: Superman will never...

http://www.nonsolomartelli.net/images4/Superman/Lex-Luthor.gif

Lex Luthor: [shouts] Wrong!

[Fledermaus]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/doc2/vlcsnap-1853886.jpg

Jimmy: "This one time, at band camp..."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498660.jpg

"Bring out the Gimp!"

[Zev]

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498627.jpg

"From now on, you'll have to refer to me as 'Sid - Lord of the Flame'."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/Const1.JPG
RACHEL WEISZ: "What do you want?"
KEANU REEVES: "My face on the one dollar bill."
RW: "You must be joking."
KR: "Do I look like I'm joking?"
RW: "Well..."

[Elijya]

http://www.orizzontikubrickiani.it/images/hartmantojoker.jpg
Hartman : You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take the ****ing wall apart BRICK BY BRICK AND NUKE THEM BACK INTO THE ****ING STONE AGE FOREVER?! TELL ME WHY! HOW COME?! SAY IT! SAY IT!
Joker: All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a *pussy wimp* to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!
Hartman : Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.

[Flash Fearless]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
I'm a "mog:" Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman__the_movie/marlon_brando/jorel.jpg

Jor-El: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.

Lara: So?

Jor-El: So, if he poops, where does it go?

Lara: [pause] Humans are disgusting.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.kal-el.org/gallery/albums/doc2/vlcsnap-1853886.jpg

Jimmy: "This one time, at band camp..."

If you had just added that last part, it would have been even more hilarious. :D

[Flash Fearless]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"He stinks and I don't like him!"


-from Spider-Man

[The Chairman]

http://www.nonsolomartelli.net/images4/Superman/Lex-Luthor.gif
"A guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues."

[The Hero]

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/fantastic-four/fantastic-four-2.jpg

Off-Camera:Your mother sucks c*cks in Hell.


Like Zev's,if you get the reference you're laughing your ass off.Well,hopefully.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/new_full8498627.jpg

"I sleep now."


I know not many people got that joke, but those who did are laughing their asses off now.

I'm sorry, you've got to help me out

[ToddIsDead]

http://www.orizzontikubrickiani.it/images/hartmantojoker.jpg
Hartman : You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take the ****ing wall apart BRICK BY BRICK AND NUKE THEM BACK INTO THE ****ING STONE AGE FOREVER?! TELL ME WHY! HOW COME?! SAY IT! SAY IT!
Joker: All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a *pussy wimp* to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!
Hartman : Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
Awesome. FMJ and Back to School were both awesome.

[Zev]

I'm sorry, you've got to help me out

Check out The Lost Skeleton of Calavera.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/fantastic-four/fantastic-four-2.jpg

DOOM: Hey, Big Bird! Ready to play the counting game?!

[The Chairman]

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/fantastic-four/fantastic-four-2.jpg
"This is my boomstick."

or

"Say hello to my little friend!"

or

"Get away from her you *****!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/fantastic-four/fantastic-four-2.jpg

"Something we're making for the Americans. It's called a "Ghetto Blaster"."

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

NICHOLSON - Excuse me while I whip this out.

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Forgive my ignorance but where the Hell is that quote from?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
"The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Music!"

[Jack Bauer]

Forgive my ignorance but where the Hell is that quote
from?

Airplane

[Fledermaus]

Ignorance about Airplane CANNOT BE FORGIVEN!

[boywondernerdDC]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
Magneto: Oh dude how were Katie Holmes' t*ts?
Xavier: You know the Holocaust? picture the exact opposite of that

[Katarina]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/kaylieliena/Underworld/evolution7.jpg

"Everyone will suffer!"

Underworld:Evolution/The Ring

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/kaylieliena/Underworld/evolution7.jpg
"You like pain? Try wearing a corset!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Superman3/junkyard8.jpg

Evil Superman: You're one ugly mother****er.

[Zev]

http://www.joblo.com/big-movie-images/picsnakesonplane4.jpg

Samuel L. Jackson: We should be ****in' dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to ****ing acknowledge it!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Superman3/junkyard8.jpg

EVIL SUPERMAN: You are not your job. You are not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your f**king khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

[Zev]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Superman3/junkyard8.jpg

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

[The Chairman]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Superman3/junkyard8.jpg

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

Oh, come on Zev, don't you sink to our level of using that quote for any random image. You're above that.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Superman3/junkyard8.jpg
"I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive."

[Zev]

Oh, come on Zev, don't you sink to our level of using that quote for any random image. You're above that.

No, see, it's a subversion. I'm ironically using that quote for a random image to satirize randomly using that quote for a random image. Get it?

[The Chairman]

No, see, it's a subversion. I'm ironically using that quote for a random image to satirize randomly using that quote for a random image. Get it?

You're a genius.

Now, to blatantly copy your idea:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/kaylieliena/Underworld/evolution7.jpg
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

[The Chairman]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Superman3/junkyard8.jpg
"Go ahead, make my day."

[Jack Bauer]

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/The-Punisher/aab.jpg

Russian: Puny human!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Superman3/junkyard8.jpg
"I'm Batman."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Goldmember_01.JPG

Foxxy Cleopatra: We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Goldmember_01.JPG
Foxxy Cleopatra: "You get me up in that plane, then we'll talk about forward thrust."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Superman3/junkyard8.jpg
EVIL SUPERMAN: "I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/8509/havoc176mb.jpg

"Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night. She about to start some ****, Zed."

[Flash Fearless]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
That's the most fun I've ever had without laughing.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen39.jpg

Brett Ratner: I love you, Pumpkin.

Wolverine: I love you, Honey Bunny.

[Zev]

http://www.whedonsworld.com/files/pix/firefly/inara/inara02.jpg

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg

FOR SHAME!!!

[Zev]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/85/63/a8a44310fca0df24a3b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a ***** out, and givin' a ***** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.

Heath: It's not. It's the same ballpark.

Jake: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same ****in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****.

Heath: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jake: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot ****in' master.

Heath: Given a lot of 'em?

Jake: **** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

Heath: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

Jake: **** you.

Heath: You give them a lot?

Jake: **** you.

Heath: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.

Jake: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

[Elijya]

pretty sure that one's been done

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
ASH: "Well I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."

[The Chairman]

pretty sure that one's been done

Yes, I did it, but with only one picture.

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

[The Hero]

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg

Paul: Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.

Vin: I disagree.It's a very good game,but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.

Paul: Donkey Kong sucks.

Vin: You know something? YOU SUCK!

[The Hero]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/269/ptooscharacters048sj.jpg

"Who are these people?

"They're...uh...the cast of my favorite show,the African-American Hour.It's funny...and it makes you think."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg
PAUL WALKER: "I won't fail you. I'm not afraid."
VIN DIESEL: "ERGH. You will be. You Will Be."

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen39.jpg

WOLVERINE - You had me at hello.

[The Chairman]

http://www.whedonsworld.com/files/pix/firefly/inara/inara02.jpg
"This one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy."

(I was tempted to use a certain overused quote from The Big Lebowksi, but luckily I was able to resist it).

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen39.jpg

BRETT RATNER - I want you to clean your vagina.

[The Chairman]

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg

VIN DIESEL - You're a ****ing ugly *****. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

[The Chairman]

http://tulsatvmemories.com/imag2005/chew/histhurt.jpg
"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your *******. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite."

[The Chairman]

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg
"I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."

[wiegeabo]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg

"I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."

[The Chairman]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

JASON - DODGE THIS!

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen39.jpg

Brett Ratner: Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.

[The Chairman]

http://backtothefuture.t35.com/bifftannenp.jpg
"Go home and get your ****ing shinebox!"

[Zev]

http://backtothefuture.t35.com/bifftannenp.jpg

"You are a choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://backtothefuture.t35.com/bifftannenp.jpg

"Run! Get to the chopper!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/john_q/25.jpg

"Well, you know what I say. They **** YOU at the hospital, okay? They **** YOU at the hospital! First they drug you, then they **** YOU and when they're done ****ING YOU along comes the insurance company and ****S YOU some more! Ten Dollars for a ****ING Aspirin!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
ASH: "Grow those back."

[wiegeabo]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
ASH: "Grow those back."


Absolutely perfect! :up:

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.cinepatas.com/archivo/sw_iv.jpg

Obi-Wan: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.latinoreview.com/films_2005/wb/batman/images/bb-79a.jpg

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ELENA - Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who...

ZORRO - Miss Balbricker!

ELENA - Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace. Well, what are you gonna do about it?

ZORRO - Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.

ELENA - We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.

ZORRO - Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?

ELENA - But Mr. Carter.

http://tulsatvmemories.com/imag2005/chew/histhurt.jpg
"Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school..."Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

[The Chairman]

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/features/homevideo/images/040309schindler3.jpg
"When you're Jewish you either learn to fight, or you take a lotta ****. I don't like to take ****."

[The Chairman]

http://www.geekroar.com/film/archives/xmen-mystique.jpg
"You're blueish? You don't look blueish."

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen39.jpg

BRETT RATNER - So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting." So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey." He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!"

[The Chairman]

http://horror.about.com/library/weekly/SinCity/pages/h020sc-15.jpg

MARV - I can't tell you... that was one of the best times I ever had. It was. But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.

LUCILLE - Stop being so ****ing calm about all this.

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen39.jpg

BRETT RATNER - O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular **** machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

WOLVERINE - How many ***** is that?

BRETT RATNER - A lot. Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother****er and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat ****s her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a **** machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

[The Chairman]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20174.jpg
"It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!"

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns10.jpg

Bryan Singer: I freaking love you, man!

Kevin Spacey: I freaking love you too!

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns10.jpg

BRYAN SINGER - You make me wanna be a better man.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen34.jpg

"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen34.jpg

"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."


Ha! He even looks like Wash.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns10.jpg

Bryan Singer: I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen20.jpg

"THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!"

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen20.jpg

"I am TOTALLY freaking out, man!"

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen20.jpg

"I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

V: "Beautiful isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. Presently I'm writing the definitive work on the subject, so I want you to be totally honest with me on how the machine makes you feel. This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting."

*activates machine, Sutler yells out*

V: "As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that's all this is except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity so be honest. How do you feel?"

Sutler: *Starts crying*

V: "Interesting..."

[Zev]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/blade_trinity/07.jpg

"One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/blade_trinity/07.jpg

"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen34.jpg
"An angel does not make love, an angel is love."

[The Chairman]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen20.jpg
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

Absolutely perfect! :up:
Thanks.

[Dr. Fate]

http://backtothefuture.t35.com/bifftannenp.jpg
"Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

[Flash Fearless]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg
V: Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen34.jpg
"An angel does not make love, an angel is love."

Ha! I made that caption when the first picture of Angel came out! Ha, I say! We are even!

[The Chairman]

Ha! I made that caption when the first picture of Angel came out! Ha, I say! We are even!

I actually made the caption knowing you already did it with the first Angel pic. I was just bored, so I really didn't care.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen34.jpg
"Wendy, I can fly!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

V: Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publically state that there is no underground group. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. And send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press release staff. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we drive your ambulances. We connect your calls, we guard you while you sleep. Do not... **** with us.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH - But, you're *not* a girl! You're a *guy*, and, why would a guy wanna marry a guy?

JAKE - Security!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE - How many times you gonna do this bull****? Rule #35: never commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.

HEATH - Rule #15: give me an up-to-date family tree, that was your mistake, you just made me look like an idiot.

JAKE - Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

[The Chairman]

http://backtothefuture.t35.com/bifftannenp.jpg
"HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?"

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

JAKE - You're gay now?

HEATH - No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.

JAKE - I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".

HEATH - You're gay for saying that.

JAKE - I'm gay for saying that?

HEATH - You know how I know you're gay?

JAKE - How? How do you know I'm gay?

HEATH - Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

[Jack Bauer]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Xavier: You be my guest, and I be your host. What be your pleasure, Jim?

Magneto: I don't know... play chess... screw...

Xavier: Let's play chess

[The Chairman]

http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/781/teenturtle-nunchuka-dvd1.jpg

MICHAELANGELO - We're here for the gang bang.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image13151.jpg

Natalie: What did it say? What did the mask say?
Leonard: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. [gasps] I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time! P. Sherman, 4...
Natalie: Wait! What does that mean?
Leonard: I don't know. But who cares! Ha ha! I remembered! P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!

[Franklin Richards]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/AuntPetunia/salieri_emperor.jpg

Salieri : Hey, is that "Old Dog Tray"? Sounds like "Old Dog Tray".
Emperor : What?
Salieri : You know, Stephen Foster. Oh, Susanna. "Camptown Races", Stephen-stinkin'-Foster!
Emperor : I see, well this happens to be a nocturne.
Salieri : A which?
Emperor : You know, Frederic-****ing-Chopin.


:thing: :doom: :thing:

[The Chairman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/AuntPetunia/salieri_emperor.jpg

EMPEROR - This piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

[Dr. Fate]

http://216.127.78.103/%7Edutch-starwars.com/database/personen/pics/darthvader_luke.jpg
LUKE: "Hey, terrorist! Terrorize THIS!!!"

[The Chairman]

http://216.127.78.103/%7Edutch-starwars.com/database/personen/pics/darthvader_luke.jpg
LUKE: "Hey, terrorist! Terrorize THIS!!!"

Ha!

[The Chairman]

http://216.127.78.103/%7Edutch-starwars.com/database/personen/pics/darthvader_luke.jpg

LUKE - DODGE THIS!

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

JACK - Suck me, beautiful.

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

Jack: Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me hard.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

Jack: Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me hard.

Nice. :up:

Where's that from?

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

JACK - Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together we are the masters of our sexual destiny.

[The Chairman]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

JACK - You had me at hello.

[Zev]

Nice. :up:

Where's that from?

Silence of the Lambs.

[The Chairman]

Silence of the Lambs.

What's funny is, I've seen it. I just didn't recognize the quote. Mostly since it never struck me as an insanley quotable movie.

[wiegeabo]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg

Danny: "You know I ain't queer. "

Jack: "Me neither."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.reelingreviews.com/oceanstwelvepic.jpg


DAMON: (To Clooney) You smug ****.