Mix up movie captions [Archive] - Page 16

Zev

06-04-2006, 05:04 PM

http://www.filmbuffonline.com/images/Miller2.jpg

Merrin: How is she?

Karras: It's gotten worse Father. She won't eat. She won't talk. The child won't let me touch her.

Merrin: Yes, sometimes you have to give them candy.

Jack Bauer

06-04-2006, 05:26 PM

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/%7Ejakob/American.jpg

Bateman: (Thinking) I've got a condition. I get confused sometimes. What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I would turn into? A maniac. A psycho killer.

Zev

06-04-2006, 06:06 PM

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/%7Ejakob/American.jpg

Bateman: I'm in love with you already, but I'll nail you anyway.

Zev

06-04-2006, 06:18 PM

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39854000/jpg/_39854489_passion3_203.jpg

Jesus: You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.

C.F. Kane

06-04-2006, 06:40 PM

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/%7Ejakob/American.jpg

Bateman: I'm in love with you already, but I'll nail you anyway.

Ba-dum CHHHHHHHHH!!!

Flash Fearless

06-04-2006, 09:17 PM

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/%7Ejakob/American.jpg
Bateman: Toons. Gets 'em every time.

Dr. Fate

06-05-2006, 10:17 AM

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/events/2003/lxg/images/pics001.jpg
SEAN CONNERY: "Give me the whip!"

The Chairman

06-05-2006, 02:42 PM

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/events/2003/lxg/images/pics001.jpg
"Im getting too old for this ****!"

Dr. Fate

06-05-2006, 08:19 PM

http://www.physics.hku.hk/%7Etboyce/sf/films/92.jpg
ROBOCOP: "Banzai! I'll see you in Hell!"

Zev

06-05-2006, 10:06 PM

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/events/2003/lxg/images/pics001.jpg

"You're the man now, dog!"

Dr. Fate

06-06-2006, 07:11 AM

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/events/2003/lxg/images/pics001.jpg
"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

Jack Bauer

06-06-2006, 11:44 AM

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/events/2003/lxg/images/pics001.jpg

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

The Hero

06-06-2006, 11:58 AM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen39.jpg

Ratner: (slowly) My body is a movie and your penis is the star.

The Hero

06-06-2006, 12:00 PM

http://www.filmbuffonline.com/images/Miller2.jpg

Merrin: We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians.

Flash Fearless

06-06-2006, 12:35 PM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Dr. Fate

06-06-2006, 02:13 PM

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/events/2003/lxg/images/pics001.jpg
"Oh and Logan, stay away from my girl."

wiegeabo

06-06-2006, 02:16 PM

http://www.physics.hku.hk/%7Etboyce/sf/films/92.jpg
Robocop: "Grow those back!"

The Hero

06-06-2006, 04:32 PM

http://www.mouseinfo.com/movies/lizzie/lizzy1.jpg

"You're....."

http://www.dfi.dk/dfi/undervisning/americanbeauty/grafik/illotte.jpg

"...too big to fit in here!"

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/maximumoverdive.JPG

"...too big to fit in here!"

http://www.sorgonet.com/tordera/computer/hal9000/hal.jpg

"...too big to fit in here!Uhhhh!"

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/174051_2.jpg

"Your penis is a dream!"

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10038000/10038584.jpg

"The biggest one I've seen!"

http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/alien%20vs%20predator-762898.jpg

"It's oozy and it's green!"

"Ew."

"Sorry."

The Hero

06-06-2006, 08:10 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/time12.jpg

Yoda: Make me come!

Obi-Wan: I...I'll try.

Yoda: Do or do not!There is no try!

No,I didn't make that one up.

The Hero

06-06-2006, 08:19 PM

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/69/snakesonaplane021hc.jpg

Flight Attendant: We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.

Dr. Fate

06-06-2006, 08:36 PM

http://www.physics.hku.hk/%7Etboyce/sf/films/92.jpg
ROBOCOP: "We make our stand now, or there will be no one left to go to the chopper."

The Hero

06-06-2006, 10:07 PM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen39.jpg

Ratner: You say, "I adore meeting you, Cliff." Then you push the guy over the cliff.

Jackman: That's too much for the audience to have to think about. They have to know that the guy's name is Cliff, that he's on a cliff, and that the Cliff and the cliff are the same! It's too cerebral! We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!

Zev

06-06-2006, 10:13 PM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen39.jpg

Ratner: You mean you want *me* to go home?

Jackman: Yes.

Ratner: You mean you don't want me to help you any more?

Jackman: No.

Ratner: After all the fun we've had?

Jackman: Yes.

Ratner: And after all the things I've done for you?

Jackman: That's what I mean.

Dr. Fate

06-06-2006, 10:47 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
"Hey, terrorist! Terrorize this!"

Jack Bauer

06-06-2006, 11:11 PM

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/movies/constantine/CND-007.jpg

Constantine: "You nasty thing from beyond the dead, no matter what you think or do, good things will never come to you. And if evil is your black design, you can bet the goodness of the Light Ones..." [begins to slow the recitation from disbelief] "... will kick your bad behind"? [muttering to himself] For chrissake! [to Dodson] That's it? That's the chant against evil from the "Book of Souls"? Oh yeah, right, boss. And what kind of decoder ring comes with that, man? ****, it don't even rhyme well!

wiegeabo

06-06-2006, 11:22 PM

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/movies/constantine/CND-007.jpg

Constatine: "I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?"

Zev

06-06-2006, 11:40 PM

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/movies/constantine/CND-007.jpg

Rachel: Are you like a crazy person or something?

Keanu: I am sure they will say so.

Dr. Fate

06-06-2006, 11:47 PM

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/movies/constantine/CND-007.jpg
REEVES: "Someone saw a cockroach up on 12."
WEISZ: "That's gotta be some cockroach."
REEVES: "Bite your head off, man. Going up?"
WEISZ: "I think I'll take the next one."

C.F. Kane

06-07-2006, 04:36 AM

Dr. Fate

06-07-2006, 10:38 AM

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/The-Running-Man/aaa.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/)
AMBER: "Then you're from the future too, is that right?"
ARNOLD: "Right."
AMBER: "Right."

Jack Bauer

06-07-2006, 05:55 PM

http://www.jamesbond.de/assets/images/angesicht-gegner1.jpg

"I like psychotic people. They get things done."

Jack Bauer

06-07-2006, 06:02 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/focus_features/brokeback_mountain/_group_photos/heath_ledger6.jpg

Ennis: It just occured to me today that I've never celebrated Halloween before.

Alma: And why's that?

Ennis: Oh, we've got a psychotic serial killer in the family who loves to butcher people on Halloween, and I just thought it in bad taste to celebrate.

Zev

06-07-2006, 06:30 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/focus_features/brokeback_mountain/_group_photos/heath_ledger6.jpg

Alma: You hear? Drew got killed last night.

Ennis: Wait, she had a brother right, Steve?

Alma: Yeah.

Ennis: Yeah? Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass?

Alma: Yep, that was her.

Ennis: Nah, I'm talking about Steve. Whatever happened to him?

Dr. Fate

06-07-2006, 11:03 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/focus_features/brokeback_mountain/_group_photos/heath_ledger6.jpg
MICHELLE WILLIAMS: "You're not the man I knew ten years ago."
HEATH LEDGER: "It's not the years honey, it's the mileage..."

Jack Bauer

06-07-2006, 11:25 PM

http://www.lafm.com/taking%20lives.jpg

HAWK: I never knew! I swear to God!

SUTHERLAND: Swear to *me*!

Dr. Fate

06-08-2006, 09:58 AM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/focus_features/brokeback_mountain/_group_photos/heath_ledger6.jpg
MICHELLE WILLIAMS: "He has a... sensual intelligence."

Zev

06-08-2006, 02:43 PM

http://www.lafm.com/taking%20lives.jpg

Sutherland: It is too late, my blood is in your veins.

Hawke: So is mine!

Dr. Fate

06-08-2006, 04:07 PM

http://www.jamesbond.de/assets/images/angesicht-gegner1.jpg
"Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops."

Jack Bauer

06-08-2006, 04:43 PM

http://www.users.bigpond.com/flameit/alpacino/gallery/pict1.jpg

"Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman."

http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/EQfinal.JPG

"Give him two and he thinks he's God."

I know this is also used a lot but I'm bored.

Jack Bauer

06-08-2006, 08:35 PM

http://www.gothamist.com/arts/archives/JetLi_hero.jpg

"I will die by the sword. My own, or my enemy's."

The Chairman

06-08-2006, 08:43 PM

http://www.gothamist.com/arts/archives/JetLi_hero.jpg
"This is my boomstick."

Flash Fearless

06-08-2006, 08:47 PM

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/movies/constantine/CND-007.jpg

Keanu: Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my I.Q.

The Chairman

06-08-2006, 08:53 PM

http://www.gothamist.com/arts/archives/JetLi_hero.jpg
"That's not a knife, THAT'S a knife."

wiegeabo

06-08-2006, 09:02 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/focus_features/brokeback_mountain/_group_photos/heath_ledger6.jpg
MICHELLE WILLIAMS: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Zev

06-08-2006, 09:44 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/AuntPetunia/salieri_emperor.jpg

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back."

Dr. Fate

06-08-2006, 10:08 PM

http://www.gothamist.com/arts/archives/JetLi_hero.jpg
"There Can Be Only One."

Jack Bauer

06-08-2006, 10:19 PM

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20019.jpg

Thug: Who the hell are you?

Batman: Name's Ash. [Grabs him.] Housewares.

C.F. Kane

06-09-2006, 04:14 AM

Thought I'd have another crack at this joke:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/c/4/2c49ade0624081f2853f3f740f9804f6.gif

"You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed?"

"No, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way."

LexCorp

06-09-2006, 04:16 AM

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/c/4/2c49ade0624081f2853f3f740f9804f6.gif

That made my day...thanks!

LexCorp

06-09-2006, 04:31 AM

http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/alien%20vs%20predator-762898.jpg

Alien: "F**k damnation, man! F**k redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!"

Elijya

06-09-2006, 04:39 AM

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/c/4/2c49ade0624081f2853f3f740f9804f6.gif

wow that's hot

LexCorp

06-09-2006, 04:46 AM

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Dec02/23054.jpg

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!"

LexCorp

06-09-2006, 04:51 AM

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

Robocop: "We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken."

LexCorp

06-09-2006, 05:12 AM

http://movies.wn.com/images/movie/1999/Toy_Story_2_1999/photo_18976.med.jpg

MR Potato Head: "What of the Rebellion? If the Rebels have obtained a complete technical reading of this station, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and exploit it."
Buzz: "The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands."
Rex: "Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it."

C.F. Kane

06-09-2006, 07:32 AM

LexCorp

06-09-2006, 07:34 AM

And of course no one is paying attention to the caption under it.

Still glad I posted it though :D

Hey I got it. Jurassic Park right!!!!

LexCorp

06-09-2006, 07:34 AM

And of course no one is paying attention to the caption under it.

Still glad I posted it though :D

Did you get any of mine?

Dr. Fate

06-09-2006, 07:43 AM

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
BODDICKER: "What are you?!"
ROBOCOP: "I'm complicated."

Carmine Falcone

06-09-2006, 08:14 AM

http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/alien%20vs%20predator-762898.jpg

''You want me to blow on your toes?''

Dr. Fate

06-09-2006, 10:33 AM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "I've been alive for 4 and a half centuries. I cannot die."
ELENA: "Well everybody's got their problems."

LexCorp

06-09-2006, 10:35 AM

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/%7Ejakob/American.jpg

Bateman: "Cowabunga Dude!"

The Chairman

06-09-2006, 10:39 AM

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/%7Ejakob/American.jpg

BALE: Hasta la vista, baby.

The Chairman

06-09-2006, 10:40 AM

http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/alien%20vs%20predator-762898.jpg

ALIEN: You're one ugly mother****er.

LexCorp

06-09-2006, 10:43 AM

http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/alien%20vs%20predator-762898.jpg

ALIEN: You're one ugly mother****er.

I was so going to do that but I could not bring myself to!!! lol

The Chairman

06-09-2006, 11:14 AM

I was so going to do that but I could not bring myself to!!! lol

LOL, sorry about that. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

LexCorp

06-09-2006, 11:15 AM

Its all good.

The Chairman

06-09-2006, 11:16 AM

Cool. :up:

LexCorp

06-09-2006, 11:16 AM

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/505/1242/1600/Human%20Torch.jpg

Human Toruch: "Cowabunga Dude"

Wait I did that one already

Dr. Fate

06-09-2006, 01:06 PM

http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/alien%20vs%20predator-762898.jpg
PREDATOR: "Excuse me. Do you ever dance with a devil by/in the pale moon light?"

Flash Fearless

06-09-2006, 01:11 PM

http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/alien%20vs%20predator-762898.jpg
Alien: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Zev

06-09-2006, 02:07 PM

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/505/1242/1600/Human%20Torch.jpg

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like... victory."

The Hero

06-09-2006, 02:30 PM

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/movies/constantine/CND-007.jpg

Weisz:You really are a ****in' moron, you know that? I'm gonna call up the big tobacco companies and thank them for burying you!

Zev

06-09-2006, 02:43 PM

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/c/4/2c49ade0624081f2853f3f740f9804f6.gif

"More thrust..."

CapBeerCino

06-09-2006, 02:48 PM

PREDATOR: "Excuse me. Do you ever dance with a devil by/in the pale moon light?"

LOL!

Dr. Fate

06-09-2006, 05:27 PM

LOL!
Thank you.

Dr. Fate

06-09-2006, 05:28 PM

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

The Hero

06-09-2006, 09:17 PM

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20019.jpg

Guy:Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

Batman:Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Jack Bauer

06-09-2006, 11:00 PM

http://morejpegs1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Lord_Zedd.jpg

Zedd: I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE.

Dr. Fate

06-10-2006, 11:03 AM

http://morejpegs1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Lord_Zedd.jpg
LORD ZEDD: "You will bow down before me, Jor-El! Both you and them one day, Jor-El! JOR-ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Morgoth

06-10-2006, 11:53 AM

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/movies/constantine/CND-007.jpg

Rachel:"How much are clothes in the Matrix?"

Morgoth

06-10-2006, 11:55 AM

[quote=Dr. Fate]http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg
V:"My beef strong."

Sutler:"Your beef wrong."

Dr. Fate

06-10-2006, 12:31 PM

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/movies/constantine/CND-007.jpg
REEVES: "The dead don't walk around, except in very bad paper back novels!"

Dr. Fate

06-10-2006, 08:52 PM

http://morejpegs1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Lord_Zedd.jpg
ZEDD: "Find the halflings!"

Jack Bauer

06-10-2006, 10:02 PM

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2005/images/Fantastic4_4.jpg

Grimm: I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Tales From The Crypt!

The Chairman

06-10-2006, 10:09 PM

http://jamesmarsden.330.ca/gallery/movies/xmen2/xpromo5.jpg

SCOTT - Domestic troubles?

JEAN - Domestic troubles?

Zev

06-10-2006, 10:53 PM

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2005/images/Fantastic4_4.jpg

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

wiegeabo

06-10-2006, 11:03 PM

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2005/images/Fantastic4_4.jpg

"I am TOTALLY freaking out, man!"

Dr. Fate

06-11-2006, 11:58 AM

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2005/images/Fantastic4_4.jpg

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

:up::up:

Dr. Fate

06-11-2006, 12:00 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg
V: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her... marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive..."

The Chairman

06-11-2006, 12:07 PM

Zev

06-11-2006, 12:10 PM

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

Ennis: I ****ed guys like you in prison.

The Chairman

06-11-2006, 12:15 PM

http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg

MEG RYAN - I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

The Chairman

06-11-2006, 12:20 PM

http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg

MEG RYAN - You're one ugly mother****er.

The Chairman

06-11-2006, 09:24 PM

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/c/4/2c49ade0624081f2853f3f740f9804f6.gif
"I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

Where's this pic from. I like it.

Jack Bauer

06-11-2006, 09:50 PM

Where's this pic from. I like it.

Cruel Intentions

The Chairman

06-11-2006, 09:51 PM

Cruel Intentions

I'll have to check it out.

Jack Bauer

06-11-2006, 09:56 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

Sutler: What do you want?

V: Your blood all over me.

The Chairman

06-11-2006, 09:56 PM

http://web.tiscali.it/vb/alien/rypley.jpg
"It's Mega-Maid. She's gone from suck to blow."

Dr. Fate

06-11-2006, 10:29 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! :up: :up:
Thanks dude.

Dr. Fate

06-11-2006, 10:35 PM

http://www.christopherreevelegacy.com/gallery/images/Donner-years/superfeats/rockets/Rocket-024.jpg
"I'm mad as Hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore!"

Seriously, I think it's "this" and not "it".

LexCorp

06-12-2006, 03:58 AM

http://www.mandos.org/joninbrea/Donnie%20Darko%20pics/Frank_DVD_Cap030.jpg

Frank: "My mumma always said life was like a box of choclates."

Elijya

06-12-2006, 04:01 AM

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2005/images/Fantastic4_4.jpg
Ben: Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant s***-cloud coming!

Elijya

06-12-2006, 04:04 AM

is there a picture somewhere in here of Batman hanging upside down behind a thug?

LexCorp

06-12-2006, 04:07 AM

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg

Obi: Luke Skywalker leads the resistance to victory.
Luke: How? Why? Why me?
Obi: You are Luke Skywalker.
Luke: Christ! My mom fed me that bull**** since the cradle! Look at me! I'm no leader! I never was! I'm never gonna-
[is choked by Obi]
Luke: Let go!
Obi: You're right. You're not the one I want. You're wasting my time.
Luke: **** you, you ****ing machine!
[is released by Obi]
Obi: Better.
Luke: What, you were just dicking with me?
Obi: Anger is more useful than despair.

LexCorp

06-12-2006, 05:37 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG

Kyle: "Dead or alive your coming with me."

Dr. Fate

06-12-2006, 09:55 AM

http://www.mandos.org/joninbrea/Donnie%20Darko%20pics/Frank_DVD_Cap030.jpg
JAKE: "And what's with that stupid grin?"
GIANT RABBIT: "Life's been good to me."

LexCorp

06-12-2006, 10:17 AM

http://www.dvdmaniacs.de/images/equilibrium-bsp3.jpg

Preston: "1...2...Freddys coming for you"

The Chairman

06-12-2006, 10:20 AM

is there a picture somewhere in here of Batman hanging upside down behind a thug?

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg

Thanks dude.

Anytime.

LexCorp

06-12-2006, 10:23 AM

http://images.art.com/images/-/Morgan-Freeman-Tim-Robbins---Shawshank-Redemption--B10102328.jpeg

"Would you ever give a guy a foot massage?"

The Chairman

06-12-2006, 11:47 AM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg

BATMAN - Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

THUG - They're OK.

BATMAN - Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

THUG - Hey Halberstram.

BATMAN - Yes, Allen?

THUG - Why are there copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

BATMAN - No, Allen.

THUG - Is that a rain coat?

BATMAN - Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

The Chairman

06-12-2006, 12:26 PM

http://uashome.alaska.edu/~jndfg20/website/shining2.gif
"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

The Hero

06-12-2006, 01:54 PM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg

"Do I get to say thank you this time?"

Zev

06-12-2006, 02:08 PM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg

Thug: Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.

The Hero

06-12-2006, 03:20 PM

I stumbled across this thing on somethingawful.com:

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1951

And I just thought I'd shamelessly rip it off into a "caption this" thread.

Take any screenshot of a movie and caption it with a line from a different movie.

I'll start.

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=)

"You shut the hell up, Jackie-Boy. You're dead."
After all this time,I still think this one is my favorite.

The Chairman

06-12-2006, 03:49 PM

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

JOHN HURT - My girlfriend sucked thirty-six *****!

FIRST GUARD FROM THE RIGHT - In a row?

C.F. Kane

06-12-2006, 03:51 PM

After all this time,I still think this one is my favorite.

[blushes] Thanks :)

The Chairman

06-12-2006, 04:09 PM

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=)

OSMENT - Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger ******* than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.

Dr. Fate

06-12-2006, 04:14 PM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
BATMAN: "Kneel before Zod!"

The Chairman

06-12-2006, 07:08 PM

http://www.marathondance80.com/Carriere/z-penn.jpeg
"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of ****. Get the **** off of my obstacle. Get the **** down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-***** every cannibal on the Congo."

Jack Bauer

06-12-2006, 07:31 PM

http://xibo.com/images/blade.jpg

Blade: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.

Frost: Tell me.

Blade: I'm not left-handed either.

Dr. Fate

06-13-2006, 12:46 PM

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
JOHN HURT: "This is absurd! That... thing is a violent mechanical psychopath!"

Sorry, that sucked.

The Chairman

06-13-2006, 06:20 PM

http://www.marathondance80.com/Carriere/z-penn.jpeg
"You're one ugly mother****er."

The Chairman

06-13-2006, 06:23 PM

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg
"Don't be stupid, be a smartie. Come and join the Nazi party!"

The Chairman

06-13-2006, 08:03 PM

http://www.gagarinreport.com/images/lloyd.jpg
"This is my boom-stick."

Jack Bauer

06-13-2006, 10:39 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/d/images/daredevil-13.jpg

"I can't see you, I can't hear you. You smell like ****."

Dr. Fate

06-14-2006, 12:51 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
REESE: "I don't believe it - it's that **** box dodge again!"

The Hero

06-14-2006, 04:58 PM

http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg

Ryan:You found me beautiful once.

Hanks:Baby,you got real ugly.

Okay,that was a cheap shot.

The Chairman

06-14-2006, 08:10 PM

http://www.iespana.es/amigosdeltemple/blog/casablanca.jpg

BOGART - I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.

The Chairman

06-14-2006, 08:16 PM

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg
"You're not gonna send me to the cooler."

This pic would've worked better with the pic of Jack when he actually froze to death, but I didn't feel like digging through this thread to find it, nor did I have time.

BizarroAids

06-14-2006, 09:46 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: " What the hell was that?"
Zorro: " Just some nut"

:O (batman begins)

BizarroAids

06-14-2006, 09:51 PM

http://www.gagarinreport.com/images/lloyd.jpg

" You see this? It means not ****ing welcome!!"

Jack Bauer

06-14-2006, 10:12 PM

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

wiegeabo

06-14-2006, 10:15 PM

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

"Freeze, mother****er!"

wiegeabo

06-14-2006, 10:24 PM

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg
"I didn't kill my wife."

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/lobby5.jpg
"I don't care."

Jack Bauer

06-15-2006, 12:30 AM

http://img.verycd.com/posts/0512/post-409164-1134721324.jpg

Jigsaw: Back home, they put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they give me awards.

wiegeabo

06-15-2006, 12:45 AM

http://img.verycd.com/posts/0512/post-409164-1134721324.jpg

"And now, young Skywalker... you will die."

Dr. Fate

06-15-2006, 08:48 AM

http://www.franklangella.net/galleries/pre96/masters/skeletor.jpg
SKELETOR: "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-"

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg
HE-MAN: "Swallow this!"

Jack Bauer

06-15-2006, 07:14 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/bison5.jpg

Bison: I'm gonna give you three days, but if you don't bring me the coke, I'll hand you your son's head in a plastic garbage bag.

The Chairman

06-15-2006, 07:30 PM

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PEPH/GF1C1.jpg

DE NIRO: That is a huge cock.

The Chairman

06-15-2006, 07:39 PM

http://blog.ameba.jp/user_images/5b/e6/10004247212.jpg

CATWOMAN - There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.

BATMAN - Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?

The Chairman

06-15-2006, 07:59 PM

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre03/auto/gal420/03130054.jpg

ROCK HUDSON - Say, man, you got a joint?

JOHN WAYNE - No, not on me, man.

ROCK HUDSON - It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

wiegeabo

06-15-2006, 08:38 PM

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre03/auto/gal420/03130054.jpg

Wayne: "She's a babe."
Hudson: "She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora"."
Wayne: "If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln."

Dr. Fate

06-15-2006, 09:04 PM

Dr. Fate

06-15-2006, 09:12 PM

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Let my people go!"

wiegeabo

06-15-2006, 09:16 PM

http://blog.ameba.jp/user_images/5b/e6/10004247212.jpg

Catwoman: "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Batman: "Actually, it really is a gun."

Zev

06-15-2006, 09:35 PM

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre03/auto/gal420/03130054.jpg

Hudson: It could be like this forever...

Jack Bauer

06-16-2006, 12:42 AM

http://racksandrazors.com/Pics/americanpsycho3.jpg

Bateman: Ah, it's great to be young and insane!

Zev

06-16-2006, 01:25 AM

http://racksandrazors.com/Pics/americanpsycho3.jpg

"Do you find me sadistic?"

Dr. Fate

06-16-2006, 10:46 AM

http://racksandrazors.com/Pics/americanpsycho3.jpg
BALE: "C'mon Sal, the Tigers are playing tonight! I never miss a game."

Flash Fearless

06-16-2006, 12:34 PM

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/lobby5.jpg
Robo-Cop: Play it again, Sam.

--That line isn't in Casablanca, but it is in the Marx Brothers' Night in Casablanca.

Dr. Fate

06-16-2006, 09:40 PM

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
ROBOCOP: "And now I must liberate Derax and Agar!"

The Chairman

06-17-2006, 12:38 AM

:up:

Thanks.

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre03/auto/gal420/03130054.jpg

HUDSON - I wish I knew how to quit you.

The Chairman

06-17-2006, 12:39 AM

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PEPH/GF1C1.jpg

DE NIRO - Nice beaver.

LIOTTA - Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

Flash Fearless

06-17-2006, 10:07 AM

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre03/auto/gal420/03130054.jpg
John Wayne: Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?

Flash Fearless

06-17-2006, 10:11 AM

http://movies.wn.com/images/movie/1999/Toy_Story_2_1999/photo_18976.med.jpg
Buzz: Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Dr. Fate

06-17-2006, 11:33 AM

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/emperorbolt.jpg
EMPEROR: "There's only one "Return" okay, and it ain't "Of the King", it's "Of the Jedi"."

Sorry, that probably would have worked better with a Luke Skywalker pic.

Dr. Fate

06-17-2006, 10:06 PM

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre03/auto/gal420/03130054.jpg
JOHN WAYNE: "Hold the block. You can hold one block, can't you?"

Byrd Man

06-17-2006, 10:14 PM

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/movies/constantine/CND-007.jpg

"What do they call a quarter pounder with chesse in holland?"

"Royale with chesse"

"what about a whopper?"

"i didn't go into buger king"

The Chairman

06-17-2006, 10:24 PM

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/movies/constantine/CND-007.jpg

"What do they call a quarter pounder with chesse in the matrix?"

"Royale with chesse"

"what about a whopper?"

"the machines don't like burger king for some reason"

You're missing the point. You're supposed to take lines from other movies and captiion the pics witht hose lines, exaclty as they are, not change them so they can be related more to the movie.

Unless that's from some movie I've never seen or heard of. If so, then I apologize.

xwolverine2

06-18-2006, 12:14 AM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg

"Do I get to say thank you this time?"
rotfl!!!!!!!!

xwolverine2

06-18-2006, 12:19 AM

You're missing the point. You're supposed to take lines from other movies and captiion the pics witht hose lines, exaclty as they are, not change them so they can be related more to the movie.

Unless that's from some movie I've never seen or heard of. If so, then I apologize.
its from pulp fiction.........sort of

xwolverine2

06-18-2006, 12:21 AM

http://img.verycd.com/posts/0512/post-409164-1134721324.jpg
"i thought you were one of a kind wolverine...."

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg
"..................i was wrong"

Flash Fearless

06-18-2006, 09:27 AM

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre03/auto/gal420/03130054.jpg
John Wayne: Are you an assassin?

Hudson: I'm a soldier, sir, just reporting for duty.

Wayne: You are an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.

The Chairman

06-18-2006, 10:17 AM

its from pulp fiction.........sort of

Yes, but you're supposred to use the exact quote, not alter it to fit the picture.

http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg
"I'm angry all the time and I don't know why."

The Chairman

06-18-2006, 10:19 AM

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/reeseMichaelBiehn.jpg
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

The Chairman

06-18-2006, 10:31 AM

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/emperorbolt.jpg
"You will taste the black sperm that is my vengeance!"

Cinemaman

06-18-2006, 10:45 AM

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/emperorbolt.jpg
"You will taste the black sperm that is my vengeance!"

LOL :D

The Chairman

06-18-2006, 11:02 AM

LOL :D

Thanks. I keep forgetting where it's from, but it's funny.

Jack Bauer

06-18-2006, 08:55 PM

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/5972/shining2jh.jpg

"You know, I can't think of a thing to say. **** it!"

Jack Bauer

06-19-2006, 05:58 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/DrAshfordApocalyspe.gif

"Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant?"

http://ozivote.cz/data/554/nahled_resident-1.jpg

"My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/DrAshfordApocalyspe.gif

"I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol?"

http://ozivote.cz/data/554/nahled_resident-1.jpg

"No."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/DrAshfordApocalyspe.gif

"No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?"

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2004_Resident_Evil_-_Apocalypse/2003_Resident_Evil_2_319.jpg

"What's has that got to do with it?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/DrAshfordApocalyspe.gif

"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

The Hero

06-19-2006, 06:15 PM

Thanks. I keep forgetting where it's from, but it's funny.
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

The Chairman

06-19-2006, 07:28 PM

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

Thanks.

Zev

06-20-2006, 07:43 PM

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

"Don't make me he-***** man-slap you!"

Zev

06-20-2006, 07:46 PM

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre03/auto/gal420/03130054.jpg

Hudson: Deuce, you the best he-***** in my man stable. If I had two more manginas like you, I'd be a millionaire.

The Chairman

06-20-2006, 10:44 PM

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg
"Boom, baby!"

The Chairman

06-20-2006, 10:45 PM

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg
"Eat This!"

The Chairman

06-20-2006, 11:37 PM

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg
"I'm here for the gang bang."

wiegeabo

06-21-2006, 12:12 AM

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg
"What'd you say about my mama?"

The Chairman

06-21-2006, 12:25 AM

I think somebody may have done this (it might have been me), but...

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

Jack Bauer

06-21-2006, 03:15 PM

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre03/auto/gal420/03130054.jpg

Hudson:What's that?

Wayne: It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up into a tuba.

The Chairman

06-21-2006, 03:35 PM

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre03/auto/gal420/03130054.jpg

Hudson:What's that?

Wayne: It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up into a tuba.

LOL. That truly was a funny one. :up:

Flash Fearless

06-21-2006, 03:41 PM

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/ultimate_jason_voorhees_1.jpg
I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

Flash Fearless

06-21-2006, 03:45 PM

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PEPH/GF1C1.jpg
Liotta: When they come out...does it hurt?

De Niro: Every time.

Jack Bauer

06-21-2006, 05:43 PM

LOL. That truly was a funny one. :up:

Thanks. The quote fit the pic susprise no one caught the look on Wayne and used it.

The Chairman

06-21-2006, 05:51 PM

Thanks. The quote fit the pic susprise no one caught the look on Wayne and used it.

Yeah, facial expressions can sometimes be a good key to coming up with a good caption.

The Chairman

06-21-2006, 05:54 PM

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre03/auto/gal420/03130054.jpg

ROCK HUDSON - Brokeback got us good, don't it?

MaskedManJRK

06-21-2006, 06:08 PM

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg

JACK: Good luck, we're all counting on you!

wiegeabo

06-21-2006, 06:10 PM

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PEPH/GF1C1.jpg
Liotta: "You're that smart?"
De Niro: "Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?"
Liotta: "Yes."
De Niro: "Morons."

Flash Fearless

06-21-2006, 07:43 PM

http://www.hopkinsfan.net/ah/scrapbook/Nixon2.jpg
Nixon: Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Jack Bauer

06-22-2006, 09:30 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/batman-and-robin-5.jpg

Robin: Holy marathon! I'm getting a stitch, Batman!

Batman: Let's hope that it's a stitch in time, Robin, that saves nine - The nine members of the United World Security Council. Come on.

Speedball

06-22-2006, 09:35 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/batman-and-robin-5.jpg
Batman-"Bottom line is... we're around each other an'... this thing, it grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place... at the wrong time... and we're dead."

Oh, that was low, even for me.

wiegeabo

06-22-2006, 09:43 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/batman-and-robin-5.jpg
"Some mother****ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

The Chairman

06-22-2006, 09:56 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Escapeny.jpg

SNAKE - I want those mother****in' snakes of this mother****in' plane!

Jack Bauer

06-23-2006, 01:06 PM

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

Picard: Shabbat Shalom, mother****ers!

The Hero

06-23-2006, 08:24 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/batman-and-robin-5.jpg
"Some mother****ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."
:up:

wiegeabo

06-23-2006, 08:57 PM

Thanks.

The Chairman

06-23-2006, 09:51 PM

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8196/furrylovin3md.jpg
"That cock sucking bear killed Jack Kennedy."

(This is only funny if you've seen Team America's delted scene and also payed attention to this particular scene in The Shining.)

Jack Bauer

06-23-2006, 11:09 PM

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

"You're a coward. Stand and fight!"

Zev

06-23-2006, 11:20 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/batman-and-robin-5.jpg

Batman: (to Nightwing) Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taughtcha how to skate, I taughtcha how to score, I taughtcha how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! An' now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was.

The Chairman

06-23-2006, 11:44 PM

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
"Oi'm the Juggernaut, betch!"

Byrd Man

06-23-2006, 11:47 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/batman-and-robin-5.jpg

"Were gonna need a bigger boat."

xwolverine2

06-24-2006, 12:02 AM

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg
patrick"....LAY MY VENGENCE UPON THEE(BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!)"

Ben Urich

06-24-2006, 12:08 AM

http://www.batman-on-film.com/bbimages/bbbatman2.jpg
Batman: Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Dr. Jonathan Crane: They're OK.

Batman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

Flexo

06-24-2006, 01:10 AM

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
Batman: I can only express puzzlement, that borders on alarm.

Zev

06-24-2006, 01:17 AM

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg

"Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the **** out of here!"

Zev

06-24-2006, 01:20 AM

http://www.batman-on-film.com/bbimages/bbbatman2.jpg

Batman: Do you like sex and travel?

Ultimate Movie-Man

06-24-2006, 01:27 AM

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That's the best you can do?? A little heat...?

wiegeabo

06-24-2006, 01:30 AM

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"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

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The Chairman

06-24-2006, 12:33 PM

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"My girlfriend sucked thirty 36 *****."

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"In a row?!"

The Chairman

06-24-2006, 12:33 PM

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"It's Mega-Maid. She's gone from suck to blow."

The Chairman

06-24-2006, 12:36 PM

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok."

The Chairman

06-24-2006, 12:41 PM

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1153985/photo_07.jpg (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/match_point/gallery.php?page=6&size=lores&nopop=1)

SCARLETT JOHANSSON - You're square.

JONATHAN RHYS-MYERS - Hey, I'm not square, you're the one that's square. Your full of ****, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those ****in' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussy for peanuts? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one that's square, man. I don't go screwing **** with bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that bein' hip? What world are you from?

The Chairman

06-24-2006, 12:43 PM

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

DATA - Have you ever seen what a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy? Now that you should see. What a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy, that you should see.

The Chairman

06-25-2006, 12:31 AM

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"Excuse me while I whip this out."

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The Chairman

06-25-2006, 12:31 AM

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"You're one ugly mother****er."

wiegeabo

06-25-2006, 01:29 AM

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"I'm freakin' out, man!"

Flash Fearless

06-25-2006, 09:57 AM

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There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.

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Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs?

The Hero

06-25-2006, 06:51 PM

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Rosie O'Donnell: In 1983, I was the starting pitcher in the Little League World Series.I struck out 16 Taiwanese All-Stars.To this day, the people of Asia call me "Sun Luc Dong",which means big black man pretending to be 12!

The Hero

06-25-2006, 06:57 PM

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

"Mom, I can't talk right now, I'm having sex with a white woman."

The Chairman

06-25-2006, 07:02 PM

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

"Mom, I can't talk right now, I'm having sex with a white woman."

Haha, nice. :up:

Where's that from?

Speedball

06-25-2006, 07:15 PM

Haha, nice. :up:

Where's that from?
The Jerk

The Chairman

06-25-2006, 07:34 PM

The Jerk

Oh, I saw that. Don't remember it very well. I remember thinkng it wasn't as funny as some people made it out to be.

Speedball

06-25-2006, 07:35 PM

Oh, I saw that. Don't remember it very well. I remember thinkng it wasn't as funny as some people made it out to be.
Yeah, it's funnier at the end parts than in the beginning.

The Hero

06-25-2006, 07:52 PM

It's from Crash,actually.

The Jerk is awesome,though.

Dr. Fate

06-25-2006, 07:53 PM

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"Megatron MUST be stopped. No matter the cost."

Sorry, that sucked.

The Hero

06-25-2006, 08:10 PM

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"I was born a poor black child....."

Speedball

06-25-2006, 08:18 PM

It's from Crash,actually.

The Jerk is awesome,though.
Really, It's sounds like something that would happen in the jerk.

The Chairman

06-25-2006, 11:24 PM

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MARTIAN - What's my name? Say my name, *****!

JACK - Michelle! Michelle.

The Chairman

06-26-2006, 12:06 AM

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"Dude, what the **** is wrong with German people?"

Jack Bauer

06-26-2006, 12:21 AM

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"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral's daughter!"

The Chairman

06-26-2006, 12:45 AM

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JACK - This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic mission.

MARTIAN - If this is a consular, ship, where is the ambassador?

Sawyer

06-26-2006, 03:20 AM

:up: great movie

Dr. Fate

06-26-2006, 03:34 PM

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JACK: "You're one ugly motherf***er."

Dr. Fate

06-26-2006, 11:12 PM

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LEO: "We're fine... we're fine..."
GENE: "I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound... fine?"

The Chairman

06-27-2006, 12:42 AM

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1123219/photo_17.jpg (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hulk/gallery.php?page=16&size=lores&nopop=1)
"I've got to concentrate...concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota..."

The Chairman

06-27-2006, 12:50 AM

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BATMAN - Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant?

RACHEL - My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.

BATMAN - I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol?

RACHEL - No.

BATMAN - No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/batman/cillian.jpg
"What has that got to do with it?"

http://www.batman-on-film.com/bbimages/bbbatman2.jpg
BATMAN - Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

The Chairman

06-27-2006, 10:01 AM

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/batman_begins/26.jpg

BATMAN - Who does Number 2 work for?

Jack Bauer

06-27-2006, 12:10 PM

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HUNT: What can you tell me about clowns?

JACK: In this town, they're never funny.

Dr. Fate

06-27-2006, 12:16 PM

Dr. Fate

06-27-2006, 12:17 PM

http://www.sg.hu/kep/2005_07/0713batman10.jpg
BATMAN [singing]: "Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you know? God give me the strength to show you, you are not alone!"

The Hero

06-27-2006, 07:08 PM

http://www.sg.hu/kep/2005_07/0713batman10.jpg

Alfred(off-screen):It's too bad she won't live...but then again who does?

Dr. Fate

06-27-2006, 10:01 PM

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REESE: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."