Mix up movie captions

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg

"If you were my kids, I'd punish you."

http://www.swg1.net/gallery/img/11/luke&leia.jpg

"If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves."

[The Chairman]

http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg

"If you were my kids, I'd punish you."

http://www.swg1.net/gallery/img/11/luke&leia.jpg

"If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves."

Heh, I used to love The Little Rascals when I was younger. Haven't seen it in a while, though.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.sg.hu/kep/2005_07/0713batman10.jpg
Batman: "I like your... boots."

[The Chairman]

http://www.swg1.net/gallery/img/11/luke&leia.jpg

LUKE - We're here for the gang bang.

[The Chairman]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

MORPHEUS - Today is a great day for black people of all races.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.sg.hu/kep/2005_07/0713batman10.jpg
Batman: "If anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out."

[C.F. Kane]

I was thinking of posting a link to this thread on the Something Awful boards. Just ot see what they would think of it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Was I hearing things, or did you call me a second rate novelist?"
ELENA: "I-I was kidding. I never even read your book. I'm sure it's quite brilliant."
ZORRO: "Uh-huh." [moves a little in the wrong direction]
ELENA: "Oh! What are you doing?! Walk backwards!"
ZORRO: "Never read it, huh?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/1390/14655us.jpg

Marty: My girlfriend's sucked 37 *****!

Doc: In a row?!

[The Hero]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

MORPHEUS - Today is a great day for black people of all races.
:up:

[The Chairman]

:up:

Thank you. :)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "There's only one "Return" and it ain't "Of the King", it's "Of the Jedi."

[The Chairman]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "There's only one "Return" and it ain't "Of the King", it's "Of the Jedi."

Where's that from?

[Jack Bauer]

It's from Clerks 2.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.sg.hu/kep/2005_07/0713batman10.jpg

RACHEL: I thought I heard you say something. What was it?
BATMAN: I said, "Hey, you, on the other side, let her go, because for her I'd cross over...and you'd be sorry."

[Jack Bauer]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/reeseMichaelBiehn.jpg

"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg

"Oh, **** you!"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/dossblondes9.jpg

SARA: Are all men from the future foul-mouthed braggarts?

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg

T-800: Just me, baby...just me.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg

http://www.swg1.net/gallery/img/11/luke&leia.jpg

LEIA: It's the nukes. I know you, you love having the power of God at your fingertips, you get off on it.

[Zev]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

"CAN YOU COUNT, SUCKAS!?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/reeseMichaelBiehn.jpg

"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg

"Oh, **** you!"
:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/dossblondes9.jpg

SARA: Are all men from the future foul-mouthed braggarts?

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg

T-800: Just me, baby...just me.
:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg
MORPHEUS: "Can you dig?"

[Jack Bauer]

:up:

Thanks

I had another pic in mind by the site wasn't there.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg
T-800: "Chucky, it's huntin' season."

[Zev]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/Gift/pix/gf8.jpg

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.18.01/gifs/gift-0103.jpg

Cate Blanchett: How were Katie Holmes' tits?

Greg Kinnear: You know the Holocaust?

Cate Blanchett: Yeah?

Greg Kinnear: Picture the opposite of that!

Cate Blanchett: Nice!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg
T-800: "I am the Ultimate Bad-Ass."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg
T-800: "I aim to misbehave."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg

"Oh, yeah... I catch you groping my daughter, I'll use this shotgun on you. Understand?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg
T-800: "Dead or Alive, you're coming with me."

[wiegeabo]

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg
T-800: "Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://apmatrix.free.fr/ouatic_stance.jpg
JET LI: "They can take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.mattlatto.freeserve.co.uk/seti/brian.jpg

Excuse me... Excuse me... I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?

[Zev]

http://www.mattlatto.freeserve.co.uk/seti/brian.jpg

"Flying through space ain't like dusting crops, boy!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20019.jpg
BATMAN: "I am Bruce Almighty! My Will Be Done!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://film.punt.nl/upload/U/jason_voorhees_1.gif

"You're a dead man, Ramsey."

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/fc2.jpg

"No wonder why you guys don't talk."

[wiegeabo]

http://film.punt.nl/upload/U/jason_voorhees_1.gif

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/fc2.jpg

"You're one ugly mother****er!"

[The Hero]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/07/spider-man-2-5.jpg

"I made you, you made me first."


http://www.mcfergesondvd.com/pics/spiderman/lee.jpg

[Flash Fearless]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ff14.jpg
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

[wiegeabo]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1123219/photo_17.jpg
"My girlfriend's sucked 37 *****!"

http://www.mcfergesondvd.com/pics/spiderman/lee.jpg
"In a row?!?"

[wiegeabo]

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg
"I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet."

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ff14.jpg
"Which one is it?"

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg
"It's the one that says Bad Mother****er."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/reeseMichaelBiehn.jpg
T-800 [off screen]: "You know the difference between you and me?"
[cut to T-800]
http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3742/t80027dh.jpg
T-800: "I make this look good."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2005/12/13/imageLA20112131345.jpg

Del Mar: Don't just stare at it, eat it.

[nightbringer]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Hear me and understand this - I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face. I make that **** work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****! Then I rub my nose with it!"

OMFG! LOL!

[nightbringer]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/07/spider-man-2-5.jpg

"Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak."

[Zev]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/07/spider-man-2-5.jpg

"Dude, I service society by rocking, OK? I'm out there on the front lines liberating people with my music!"

[Zev]

http://stream.paranode.com/imc/portland/images/2005/06/319967.jpg

"Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!"

[Zev]

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.07/5senses/1/images/troy/troy3.jpg

Eric Bana: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[Zev]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg

Darth Vader: Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.

Stormtrooper: Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes-Benz. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

[Zev]

http://phonogram.us/images/viewpoint/trek/picardbeadsr.jpg

"Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown."

[wiegeabo]

http://phonogram.us/images/viewpoint/trek/picardbeadsr.jpg

Picard: "You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

[Zev]

http://phonogram.us/images/viewpoint/trek/picardbeadsr.jpg

A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.


And I think this counts for the purposes of the thread. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PZPCuGW9iI)

[The Chairman]

It's from Clerks 2.

Thanks. :)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH - Now why did I do that?

JAKE - Because I refused to spoon with you last night?

[Dr. Fate]

OMFG! LOL!
Oh my God, I did that one ages ago! But it's nice to know it's finally being appreciated!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Are you sure you've never read my book, Peterson?"
ELENA: "Okay, stop! I-I read it- I'm, I'm reading it."
ZORRO: "And?"
ELENA: "It's cute, very cute."

[C.F. Kane]

And I think this counts for the purposes of the thread. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PZPCuGW9iI)

I'm not entirely sure it is, but thanks for posting it anyway! BTW,

ATTENTION PLEASE:

Thank you.

Anyway, now that I have your attention, I'd like to make a proposition. If you've read the first post in this thread, you'll know that the basis for it came from a Comedy Goldmine on Something Awful.com.

What I'm proposing is that I log on to their boards and post a link to this thread. Just to see what they would think of the work we did/time we wasted with this idea.

Do you think this would be a good idea or a bad one?

While you think about it, you might enjoy this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=382X0Wbo3Ko&search=big%20wazowski

[Jack Bauer]

http://freespace.virgin.net/colin.mitch/filmpage/faceof01.jpg

Cage: Never would have though of that.

Travolta: Clearly you've never been to Singapore.

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
HEATH: "Well, she's married to... the muffin man..."
JAKE: "She's married to the muffin man?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4369/pdvd00454ic.jpg
"INS, Division 6."

[Jack Bauer]

http://centerstagechicago.com/stumped/photoarchive/183.jpg

"You think Eddie Money has to put up with this ****?"

[wiegeabo]

http://centerstagechicago.com/stumped/photoarchive/183.jpg

"There can be only one."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

"You're dead, Roy. Stop pretending that you're not."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Have you ever made love to a communist?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
HEATH: "They could be a great people Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Is Lt. Gordon your friend?"
ZORRO: "I don't have the luxury of friends."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.clanmaxwellusa.com/Gettysburg.jpg
CHAMBERLAIN: "That really burns my ass."
SERGEANT: "What?"
CHAMBERLAIN: "That old fart. He's got the best lawn on the block. And you know why? Because he trains his dog to crap in my yard."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.moviestar-photos.com/graphics/212/212536.jpg
"I've never seen that. I've never seen anyone drive their garbage out to the curb and bang the hell out of it with a stick."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_005450.jpg
RAMSES: "In Southeast Asia, we'd call this kind of thing bad karma."

[Zev]

http://www.moviestar-photos.com/graphics/212/212536.jpg

Patton: We're all very different people; we're not Watusi, we're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital “A”, huh?
You know what that means? Do ya?
That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every out every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're underdogs, we're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold. But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt.
Who saw "Old Yeller?" Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end? Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot?
I cried my eyes out. So we're all dog faces, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army. We're mutants, there's something wrong with us, there's something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us. We're soldiers, American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years. We're 10 and 1.
Now we don't have to worry about whether or not we practiced. We don't have to worry about whether Captain Diller wants to have us hung. All we have to do-oo is to be the great American fighting soldier that is inside each one of us. Now do what I do, and say what I say. And make me proud.

[Zev]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_005450.jpg

Ramses: You ever had your **** pushed in?

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
GUY BY GOLD CALF: "What else are you selling?"
MOSES: "All kinds of ****. But I don't have to sell this and you know it, 'cause this kind of **** here sells itself."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002.jp g
"I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bull**** house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my ****ing television set!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

"The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen..."
[drops one of the tablets]
"Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!"

[The Chairman]

http://retrocrush.com/scary/Scanners.gif
"Boom, baby!"

[The Chairman]

http://retrocrush.com/scary/Scanners.gif
"Not the time to lose one's head."

"No."

"That's not the way to get ahead in life."

"No."

"It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong."

"Hmm."

"He'll never be the head of a major corporation."

"Okay, that'll do."

"Okay."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.indy.stopklatka.pl/images/tworcy/tw_temple11.jpg
"I don't know how to do anything else."

http://www.indianajones.dk/Webside/Billeder/Indy-side/Hvor%20er%20de%20nu/molan%20ram.jpg
"Neither do I."

http://www.indy.stopklatka.pl/images/tworcy/tw_temple11.jpg
"I don't much want to either."

http://www.indyjones.it/tempiogal/mola.jpg
"Neither do I."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

"The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen..."
[drops one of the tablets]
"Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!"
Good one :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002.jp g
MOSES: "I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice, and the American Way."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/2905/color62bz.jpg

"I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars."

I'm suprise really no one did that one for Hoffman or Bridges.

[The Hero]

http://static.flickr.com/18/70102982_b2843fa374_o.jpg

"You know eventually your head's just gonna pop off!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0134067/1-11.jpg

The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky.

[HoldMyDrink]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
JACK: "I want you inside me."
DANNY: "It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already."

[wiegeabo]

http://static.flickr.com/18/70102982_b2843fa374_o.jpg

"Ten Dollars for a ****ING Aspirin!"

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg
HARTMAN: "A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger."

JOKER: "What?"

[The Chairman]

http://static.flickr.com/18/70102982_b2843fa374_o.jpg
"I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00901.jpg
PYLE: "Damn! You sank my battle****!"

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00701.jpg
HARTMAN: "Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0134067/1-11.jpg

The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky.
So wrong and yet so funny.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00901.jpg
PYLE: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/18/70102982_b2843fa374_o.jpg
"KHAN!"

[The Chairman]

http://static.flickr.com/18/70102982_b2843fa374_o.jpg
"KHAN!"

:up:

[Dr. Fate]

:up:
Thanks.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002.jp g
MOSES: "Crom, I've never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men, or bad, why we fought, or why we died. No. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important. Valor pleases you Crom, then grant me one request - grant me revenge! And if you do not listen... then to Hell with you!"

[The Chairman]

Thanks.

You're welcome.

[Flash Fearless]

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/2905/color62bz.jpg
Get your filthy paws off me, you damn, dirty ape!

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.haro-online.com/stuff/nymin1.jpg
ROXY: "Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?"
JANE: "No. I did not know that. Is that true?"
ROXY: "That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items..."
JANE: "Really?"
ROXY: "If one were so inclined."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Bruce... I would... I would love- to live with you in your castle... forever just like in a fairy tale... I just couldn't live with myself. So don't pretend this is a happy ending."

[Captain Gandalf]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002.jp g

Heston : "It's a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Director : "Err.. Chuck... wrong movie!"

[The Hero]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

Moses:Hey everybody,we're all gonna get laid!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

Moses: "Bring out the Gimp!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
VARIOUS PEOPLE: "I swear to God!"
MOSES: "Swear to ME!!!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
VARIOUS PEOPLE: "I swear to God!"
MOSES: "Swear to ME!!!"

AWESOME

[LEX]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

HARTMAN: "So, you're the fresh fish, huh? New H.A.T.E. trainees, wondering if you're going to make the grade as full agents. You know who I am? I'm Dirk Anger, director of H.A.T.E. I've been director of H.A.T.E. for longer than you've been alive. Except maybe you. You look kinda old."

JOKER: "I'm thirty, sir."

HARTMAN: "Thirty? You look like a bag of dried buttskin. I'm older'n you. I'm ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. Special H.A.T.E. drugs. Life-extending drugs. H.A.T.E. has the best drugs. Because H.A.T.E. loves me. And I love H.A.T.E. Every day of my horrible drug-extended terrorist-fighting life. Every day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. And dinner is meat. Raw meat. The cook serves me an entire animal and I fight it bare-handed and tear off what I want and eat it and have the rest buried. In New Jersey! For H.A.T.E.!

[Dr. Fate]

AWESOME
Thanks Kane. This is probably the only compliment I'll ever receive from you.
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "Destroy that industrial complex!"

Sorry, that sucked.

[Flash Fearless]

I don't remember if this was done yet or not.


http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg
Is that a pledge pin...on your uniform?!

[Jack Bauer]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2404/2394/lo/xmen3_16.jpg

Logan: Why are you runnning?

Storm: The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.

[Speedball]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2404/2394/lo/xmen3_16.jpg

"Where'd the rum go?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg
"Does he still stand for truth, justice, all that stuff?"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

Sarge: "I'm here for the gangbang!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2404/2394/lo/xmen3_16.jpg
HALLE: "Me and my big mouth... we should have taken the trip to Hawaii..."
HUGH: "I had the shirt for it, but you f***ed it up."

[The Hero]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

HARTMAN: "So, you're the fresh fish, huh? New H.A.T.E. trainees, wondering if you're going to make the grade as full agents. You know who I am? I'm Dirk Anger, director of H.A.T.E. I've been director of H.A.T.E. for longer than you've been alive. Except maybe you. You look kinda old."

JOKER: "I'm thirty, sir."

HARTMAN: "Thirty? You look like a bag of dried buttskin. I'm older'n you. I'm ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. Special H.A.T.E. drugs. Life-extending drugs. H.A.T.E. has the best drugs. Because H.A.T.E. loves me. And I love H.A.T.E. Every day of my horrible drug-extended terrorist-fighting life. Every day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. And dinner is meat. Raw meat. The cook serves me an entire animal and I fight it bare-handed and tear off what I want and eat it and have the rest buried. In New Jersey! For H.A.T.E.!
I don't care if that's not from a movie,that's awesome.:up:

[The Hero]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg

Obi-Wan: She's your sister dude,she's gotta be,and you made out with her man! What's wrong with you, you pervert?!

Luke: Well I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her, so it's not my fault. And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet.

Obi-Wan: Dude,you just said your sister's hot! What a fu-REAK! You're going to hell,man!

[The Hero]

http://www.infinit.com/sections/medias/silence_lambs_06.jpg

Buffalo Bill: It puts the lotion on it's skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!!!

Girl: Oh, all right! Enough, you broken record! There, look, I'm putting the lotion on the skin, I'm rubbing it in.....Hey, to tell you the truth brother, between you and me, that thing with the dog is comin' off a little fruity. I mean that's just me.

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg
LUKE: "Lex, my mother lives in Hackensack."

[C.F. Kane]

Thanks Kane. This is probably the only compliment I'll ever receive from you.


Oh, don't so be hard on yourself :D

[SpandexFan]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/051226_Issue/051217_NextBigLove_vl.widec.jpg

"Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!"

http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages/celebrity/M/Murray/Previews/Plans-20955.jpg

"Get away from her, you b*tch!"

http://www.productionillustration.com/images/brfrgn.ph.gif

"Negative. The T1000 will definitely try to reacquire you there."

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg
OBI-WAN: "Make mine coffee and no sugar."
LUKE: "Yes Chief."
OBI-WAN: "And don't call me 'sugar'." [pause] ":o"
LUKE: "R-right, s-sugar...:O"

[HoldMyDrink]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg
Luke: "Where's your empathy, brother? It's a substance abuse problem."

Obi: "Empathy was yesterday. Today, you're wasting my mother******* time."

[wiegeabo]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg

Luke: "A study at Harvard determined a person's longevity by the first thing they read in the paper."
Obi: "I'm an obituary man."
Luke: "Start with the comics, you'll live longer."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.lazygeek.net/images/marlon_brando1.jpg

Brando: Use my other ear I can't hear out of this one.

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/ghost_rider/_group_photos/nicolas_cage3.jpg

Johnny: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
Mephisto: Send the fleet to the far side of Endor. There it will stay until called for.
Johnny: "What of the reports of the rebel fleet massing near Sollust?"
Mephisto: It is of no concern. Soon the Rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us. Your work here is finished, my friend. Go out to the command ship and await my orders.
Johnny: "Yes, my master."

[Flash Fearless]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg
Luke: It looked like a giant turtle in a trenchcoat. You're going to Laguardia, right?

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg
Luke: It looked like a giant turtle in a trenchcoat. You're going to Laguardia, right?
Hahaha :up:
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "You're a dead man, MacReady! Or a dead whatever the Hell you are!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/sin-city/sin-city-2.jpg

Marv: Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Call me The Punisher.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sh_002judge.jpg

"Your working with a professional here! Nice ****in' model!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "Soylent Green is people!"

[Speedball]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/ghost_rider/_group_photos/nicolas_cage3.jpg

Johnny: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
Mephisto: Send the fleet to the far side of Endor. There it will stay until called for.
Johnny: "What of the reports of the rebel fleet massing near Sollust?"
Mephisto: It is of no concern. Soon the Rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us. Your work here is finished, my friend. Go out to the command ship and await my orders.
Johnny: "Yes, my master."

Holy crap that head is freaky looking. Who is that?

[WorthyStevens]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg


Dude: Oh god Lindsay. You aren't as good as you used to be!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.teako170.com/ff12.jpg
THING: "You're a dead man, MacRead! Or a dead whatever the Hell you are!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.teako170.com/ff12.jpg
THING: "You're a dead man, MacRead! Or a dead whatever the Hell you are!"

What line is that from?

EDIT: nevermind

[The Chairman]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg


Dude: Oh god Lindsay. You aren't as good as you used to be!

You're supposed to use lines from other movies, unless that's from some film I've never seen.

Since we haven't used this old warhorse in a while...

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg

LOHAN: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

[Speedball]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg

Garrett: "Giggity giggity."

[Speedball]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg

Peter Griffin: "You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus."

Peter is eating crow right now

[The Chairman]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg

GARRETT: I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school.

[Speedball]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg
Garrett: "Umm, feel free to say no to this but... would you mind shaving my coin purse?"
I've got a million of them. Please someone stop me!

[Zev]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg

"It's turkey time! Gobble gobble!"

[Zev]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg

Lohan: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!

Garrett: Swallow this.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg
JONES: "INS, Division 6."

[Majik1387]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg

Lindsay: I'M NOT A WHORE!


For those who don't know, that's from Showgirls.

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/98/heman-longgun-dvd1.jpg
HE-MAN: "I am the ultimate bad ass!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.teako170.com/ff12.jpg
THING: "I'm mad as Hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore!"

[Flash Fearless]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg
Garrett: What I see in your relationship is what I considered the best part of ours.

Lohan:That is?

Garrett: Passion... for science.

[Zev]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg

Garrett: Do you suck *****?

Lohan: Sir, no, sir.

Garrett: Bull****. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

[C.F. Kane]

Is that pic from Prarie Home Companion?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "He really was a weiner."
ELENA: "Don't get me started."

[Dr. Fate]

http://everythingtarantino.com/kill_bill/photos/uma_ceiling.jpg
GO-GO: "Where are you?!"
UMA: "Here."

[C.F. Kane]

Dammit, I'm trying to find a pic of that woman Buffalo Bill was keeping in the hole but I can't find one.

Help?

[Byrd Man]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/batman-and-robin-5.jpg

Batman: I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, and we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fu-ck this bit-ch, and fu-ck this bit-ch, I'll fu-ck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! What the fu-ck you lookin at, I'll kick yo fuc-kin ass! ***** yeah. Doesn't that fu-cker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuc-kin tonight, we're gonna rip off that fu-cker's head, and take out his fu-ckin' SOUL. Hey, what's up baby, what's up, sluts?

[The Chairman]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/batman-and-robin-5.jpg

BATMAN - What is that,

ROBIN - It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up in a tuba.

[Jack Bauer]

Is that pic from Prarie Home Companion?

Nope her new film Georgia rule.

[The Chairman]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/r/08940-6.jpg
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

Yeah, it's overused, but I couldn't think of anything better.

[The Hero]

http://www.chasingthefrog.com/Scoop_Pages/2003/returnoftheking/sam_frodo.jpg

"That look was so gay I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending."

[The Hero]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

"You gotta help me. I'm in love with Linda. We want to get married... thank you. There's only one problem - she needs a nine inch c*ck."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_020727.jpg
BURNING BUSH: "In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it."
MOSES: "In the fifth, my ass goes down."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_020727.jpg
BURNING BUSH: "Your name is Kal-El. Even though you have been raised as a human being you are not one of them."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_020727.jpg
BURNING BUSH: What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to ****in' acknowledge that!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_020727.jpg
BURNING BUSH: What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to ****in' acknowledge that!
Nyehehehe

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_020727.jpg
MOSES: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
BURNING BUSH: "There has been a great disturbance in the Force..."

I really want to do the "I sear to God/swear to me!" line but I feel it would be overkill.

[The Hero]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_020727.jpg
BURNING BUSH: What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to ****in' acknowledge that!
*sigh* Still the greatest movie dub ever. :up:

[Zev]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_020727.jpg

Burning Bush: You'd best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner... you're in one!

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_020727.jpg
MOSES: "You haven't given up on me yet?"
BURNING BUSH: "Nevah!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.film.org.pl/images2/serial_killers/4/halloween_resurrection.jpg

Busta: What makes you think you can kill Superman when you can't even handle a mere mortal in a Halloween costume?

[The Chairman]

http://www.lazygeek.net/images/marlon_brando1.jpg

WHISPERING GUY: This one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.

[Zev]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_020727.jpg

God: What are you doing now?

Moses: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.

God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

Sarge: "So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?"
Joker: "No."
Sarge: "Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?"
Joker: "No, I don't."
Sarge: "You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Joker: "No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like."
Sarge: "Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer."

[The Hero]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

"Let me tell you somethin' ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL somethin': War has made me very PARANOID! And when you get to eye-ballin' me, it makes my Agent Orange jack up, an' I get the urge to KILL!"

[Elijya]

http://everythingtarantino.com/kill_bill/photos/uma_ceiling.jpg
Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.

[Elijya]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00901.jpg
Pyle: Hey Clarissa, do you want to play Battle-s***s?

[The Hero]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

Moses: Did you ever hear the story of Icarus? He continually rolled a ball up a hill, but when he got too close, the ball melted in the heat of the Sun. You're all like Icarus.

[Elijya]

I'm not entirely sure it is, but thanks for posting it anyway! BTW,

ATTENTION PLEASE:

Thank you.

Anyway, now that I have your attention, I'd like to make a proposition. If you've read the first post in this thread, you'll know that the basis for it came from a Comedy Goldmine on Something Awful.com.

What I'm proposing is that I log on to their boards and post a link to this thread. Just to see what they would think of the work we did/time we wasted with this idea.

Do you think this would be a good idea or a bad one?

Go for it

[That-Guy]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg
Sgt. Hartman: Come on, let me here you say it.

Joker: You're insane.

Sgt. Hartman: No, not that. The other thing.

Joker: Superman will...

Sgt. Hartman: WRRRRROOOOONNNNNGGGG!!!!!!

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.infinit.com/sections/medias/silence_lambs_06.jpg

Hello there. Slow going?

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/4757/lotionef9.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://load.imageshack.us/)

Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.

http://www.infinit.com/sections/medias/silence_lambs_06.jpg

Sorry. I don't suppose you could speed things up?

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/4757/lotionef9.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://load.imageshack.us/)

If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

http://www.infinit.com/sections/medias/silence_lambs_06.jpg

I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/4757/lotionef9.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://load.imageshack.us/)

That does put a damper on our relationship.

[C.F. Kane]

Go for it

Damn, I didn't know I had to pay to join the forums.

[Elijya]

http://www.geocities.com/xtrafiles/han-luke-ben.jpg
Han: Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!

[Elijya]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ff14.jpg
Stan: Mail, motha****a!

[Elijya]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.jpg
Jack: Master's my friend!.
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
Jack: You don't have any friends, nobody likes you!
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.jpg
Jack: I'm not listening, I'm not listening.
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
Jack: You're a liar and a thief.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.jpg
Jack: No!
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
Jack: Murderer.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.jpg
Jack: Go Away!

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.jpg
Jack: Master's my friend!.
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
Jack: You don't have any friends, nobody likes you!
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.jpg
Jack: I'm not listening, I'm not listening.
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
Jack: You're a liar and a thief.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.jpg
Jack: No!
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
Jack: Murderer.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.jpg
Jack: Go Away!

Hahahaha!!!

And what's really funny for me, I did a similar thing with the Joker a while ago. Jack just makes the perfect Gollum I guess.

[The Hero]

Perfect,Eli.:up:

[The Hero]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ff14.jpg

"Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most women. In fact, last time I checked I was way ahead."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg
HARTMAN: "First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi."

[HoldMyDrink]

double post dammit

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_005450.jpg
GUARD: "You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplates...You've got to pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion."
RAMSES: "I-I gotta stab her three times?"
GUARD: "No, you don't gotta ****ing stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger."
RAMSES: "What happens after that?"
GUARD: "I'm kinda curious about that myself."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2003/images/TheLastSamurai_3.jpg
ALGREN: "I think I have a broken rib."
KATSUMOTO: "From giving me oral pleasure?"
ALGREN: "No, retard, from the fight."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg
VADER: "Still got your Malibu?"
LUKE: "Aw, man. You know what some ****er did the other day?"
VADER: "What?"
LUKE: "****ing keyed it."
VADER: "Oh, man, that's ****ed up."
LUKE: "Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of **** f***ed with it."
VADER: "They should be ****ing killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution."
LUKE: "Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that ***hole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it."
VADER: "What a ****er!"
LUKE: "What's more chicken**** than ****ing with a man's automobile? I mean, don't **** with another man's vehicle."
VADER: "You don't do it."
LUKE: "It's just against the rules."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
VADER: "I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that mother****er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n*gg** waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."

[Dr. Fate]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
DARTH VADER: "So you sweethearts were gonna have yourselves a little lynching party, huh?! I might as well just put an END to you on general principles, Nauls. Did it ever occur to anyone in the jury that someone might have gotten some of my clothes and then shoved them up the furnace?!"

[wiegeabo]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
Vader: "Murray, I'll give you $200 for your gun."

[Dr. Fate]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
BOBA FETT: "You're gonna have to sleep some time, MacReady."
DARTH VADER: "I'm a real light sleeper, Childs. And if anyone tries to wake me..."

[That-Guy]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
Vader: Hey Boba, smell my fingers.
Boba: (sniffs) Ooohh, what is that?
Vader: That's when you know you're a man!
Boba: Huhhuh, smell my fingers.
Vader: (sniffs) UGH!!! What the hell is that?
Boba: Huhhuh. My ass.

[Jack Bauer]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/1512/screamwe6.jpg

"I don't know what were yelling about!"

or

"I shot him 6 times!"

[wiegeabo]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
Vader: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

[Dr. Fate]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
DARTH VADER: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
BOBA FETT: "What are you?!"
DARTH VADER: "I'm Batman."

[Speedball]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
Darth Vader: Okay Fett, put me back on with him.
Boba Fett: That's what I've been trying to tell you, Darth. You ARE back with him.
The Emperor(off screen): Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly, Lord Vader!
Darth Vader: [to Fett] I gave you the 'kill' gesture.
Boba Fett: No, you gave me the 'we're dead' sign. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the 'hold' button is.

[Byrd Man]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
Darth Vader:Embolism in a pool, what an embarrassing way to die.
Bobba Fett: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Darth Vader: How did he go?
Bobba Fett: He broke his neck.
Darth Vader: You call that embarrassing?
Bobba Fett: He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!

[Zev]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg

Darth Vader: If you can't fix it, you just have to stand it... there ain't no reins on this one.

[Zev]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

Phone: Seven days...

Cary Grant: Who's gay?

[Zev]

http://www.infinit.com/sections/medias/graham_hannibal.jpg

Hannibal: Quid pro quo Mr Colt.

Graham: What does that mean?

Hannibal: It means I'm pretentious.

[Zev]

http://centerstagechicago.com/stumped/photoarchive/183.jpg

"It's a trick. Get an ax."

[Zev]

http://terryxart.com/Batman%20019.jpg

Thug: Who are you?

Batman: I'm your worst nightmare.

Thug: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.

Batman: Okay, alright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there.

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/SOTLClariceLecter.jpg/300px-SOTLClariceLecter.jpg

"I gotta know... what *does* human flesh taste like?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/Heyes.jpg/300px-Heyes.jpg

"Chicken."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_005450.jpg

Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it

[LEX]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_005450.jpg

"What? Oh, no, this isn't what it looks like. I am not molesting this child."

[LEX]

http://centerstagechicago.com/stumped/photoarchive/183.jpg

"Point that camera elsewhere or I shall have your head."

[LEX]

http://www.infinit.com/sections/medias/graham_hannibal.jpg

Hannibal: "Come closer."
Graham: "What?"
Hannibal: "Come closer."
Graham: "Why?"
Hannibal: "I want to kiss you."

[Dr. Fate]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
VADER: "You're one ugly motherf***er."

[LEX]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg

Vader: "English, mother****er, do you speak it?"

[Elijya]

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/%7Ejakob/American.jpg
Patrick: I always hoped I'd get to nail you one last time.

[SpandexFan]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
VADER: "You're one ugly motherf***er."
You should caption that quote with Luke looking at Vader's face for the first time. :o

[HoldMyDrink]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
VADER: "WHAT? You went over my helmet?"

[Byrd Man]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg

Darth Vader: I bet you give great helmet.

[Jack Bauer]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7619/theprestige017sr.jpg

BALE: Do you know how to use that thing?

JACKMAN: Of course! The pointy end goes into the other man.

[Edd Extraordinaire]

http://www.zelluloid.de/images/szenen/3808dd5a8d9c4.jpg

"POP QUIZ HOT SHOT: YOU'RE IN YOUR LATE 50'S AND YOU S**T YOUR PANTS....WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU DO?"

[The Chairman]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0097576/IJ3_IA_156_R.jpg

HARRISON FORD - I didn't kill my wife.

SEAN CONNERY - I don't care.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/dxbrower/madmartigan.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "You shall not pass!"

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Harden yourself against subordinates. Have no friend. Trust no woman."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdtalk.com/dvdsavant/images/1700amos.jpg
MAJOR DUNDEE: "I have not little Sephora, I have nothing."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/1189/_1117587390.jpg

John: Honey, will you put the kids to bed?

Jane (Offscreen): Why can't we hire a maid?

John: Why did I ever get married?

[Dr. Fate]

http://aptirrelevance.com/videoprojects/images/ESB.def.cmp.twk.27.jpg
VADER: "V'Ger needs the information."

[C.F. Kane]

http://escience.anu.edu.au/lecture/cg/CGIntroduction/image/roger.s.jpg

"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdtalk.com/dvdsavant/images/1700amos.jpg
MAJOR DUNDEE: "This isn't Iraq. It's more complicated."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i90/dxbrower/madmartigan.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "Yo, she-*****. Let's go."

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins52.jpg

Bruce: I donna suppose you could espeed things up?

Ducard: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

Bruce: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

Ducard: That does put a damper on our relationship.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns21.jpg

Lex: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns9.jpg

Superman: You're that smart?

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns27.jpg

Lex: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns23.jpg

Superman: Yes.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns13.jpg

Lex: Morons.

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns21.jpg

Lex: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns9.jpg

Superman: You're that smart?

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns27.jpg

Lex: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns23.jpg

Superman: Yes.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns13.jpg

Lex: Morons.

Nice. :up:

Although I was hoping you'd have Lex screaming Morons.

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns27.jpg
LEX: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me... as you left her... marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive..."

http://www.agonybooth.com/superman_3/superman_cast.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Khan!!!!" [echo]: "KHAN!" [echo]

[Dr. Fate]

http://centerstagechicago.com/stumped/photoarchive/183.jpg
PAXTON: "I am the ultimate bad ass."

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns27.jpg

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns21.jpg

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!"

[MaskedManJRK]

Man...Spacey's Luthor is just ripe with Dr. Evil comparisons, isn't he? :D

[Jack Bauer]

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/1681/frankmw3.jpg

"If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo."

[The Hero]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns21.jpg

Lex: I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!

Stanford: Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Lex: We gotta go to White Castle.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/HanSolo5.jpg
HAN SOLO: "Well, I certainly hope this little incident didn't put you off flying miss. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel."

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns13.jpg

Lex: The power of the sun in the palm of my hand...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.creepercon.com/BEVERLY.jpg
BEVERLY RANDOLPH: "Khan!"

Sorry, it was the best I could think of on such short notice.

[Flash Fearless]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins52.jpg
Ducard: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

[Jack Bauer]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4131/hardboiledcj5.jpg

"Good shooting"

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/79/houseofthedead4uc5.jpg

"****ty shooting."

[The Hero]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins52.jpg
Ducard: I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Is there anything that doesn't go with that quote? :up:

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins52.jpg
Ducard: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

LMAO! :up:

[Dr. Fate]

Is there anything that doesn't go with that quote? :up:
http://www.creepercon.com/BEVERLY.jpg
BEVERLY RANDOLPH: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

Yep, that quote can go with pretty much anything.

[The Chairman]

http://www.elisha.cz/galerie/albums/02_filmy/24_captivity/captivity_01.jpg
"I'm not even supposed to be here today."

[Jack Bauer]

http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg

"The line must be drawn here!"

[wiegeabo]

http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[Zev]

http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[wiegeabo]

http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg

"I am the law!"

[wiegeabo]

http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg

"I've had it with these mother ****ing snakes on this mother ****ing plane!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg
ROY: "Those who will not live by the law shall die by the law!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "You shall not pass!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "This is my BOOM-stick!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://image.cine21.com/resize/cine21/still/2005/0425/M0020007_sc49907%5BW600-%5D.jpg
BALE: "If you would just follow the code you would be the on the council. They will not go along with you this time."
NEESON: "You still have much to learn, my young padawan."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
REESE: "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://image.cine21.com/resize/cine21/still/2005/0425/M0020007_sc49907%5BW600-%5D.jpg

Ra's: Have you heard? It's in the stars. Next July we collide with Mars.
Bruce: Well, did you evah?
Both: What a swell party this is!

[Flash Fearless]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
Toons...Gets 'em every time.

[Elijya]

do we have a picture of Spacey Luthor screaming?