Mix up movie captions

[Zev]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

We do now.

[Zev]

Double post.

[Elijya]

excellent.....

[Elijya]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
Josh Jackson: He used to sneak into my dorm room drunk every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then, as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. "What are you doing, man? I'm not a ***. If you tell anybody, I'm gonna kick your ass!" God. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!

[C.F. Kane]

Lol

[HoldMyDrink]

http://image.cine21.com/resize/cine21/still/2005/0425/M0020007_sc49907%5BW600-%5D.jpg
Bruce: "Delmar, from me to you, you're an a**hole."
Ducard: "Yeah? And you're a loud-mouth punk slag, who's about to die."
Bruce: "Maybe. But in a minute I'll be dead, and you, will always be an a**hole."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
Lex: " Have I lost it? *****in-A, I've lost it, Qualen! Pure *****ing Section Eight!"

[HoldMyDrink]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins52.jpg
"Gravity's a b*tch, ain't it?"

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
Moses: "I tell you that tonight, we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we ought to have a lot of fun, huh?"

[wiegeabo]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

Lois: "I'm gonna kick you in the nuts *******."

Lex: :eek:

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins52.jpg

Bruce: "Next time, Jack, write a goddamn memo."

[HoldMyDrink]

^Nice. As long as we're doing Baldwin quotes:

http://library.thinkquest.org/3890/SOLOLEIA.JPG
Solo: "You saved me."
Leia: "Get over it, Charles - I just need you to navigate."
Solo: "You saved my life."
Leia: "Well, I couldn't kill you with Stephen around. I'd have to kill him too, and he's the only one that knows how I like my coffee."
Solo: "Come on, you saved my life."
Leia: "Buy me something nice when we get home."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
Moses: "NOBODY steps on a church in my town."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins52.jpg
"Mother pus bucket!"

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
Moses: "Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, 'yes!'"

[Byrd Man]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

Luthor: Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre!
Lois: I'm sorry, it's what?
Luthor: Inevit, inevitabre.
Lois: One more time.
Luthor: [shouts] Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your f-ing ears!

[Elijya]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAAAHHA!!!! :D

why the hell didn't anyone think of this before?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

[wiegeabo]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAAAHHA!!!! :D

why the hell didn't anyone think of this before?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

That is the greatest thing ever! :D

I never knew Vader was so calm during dogfights.

"You get your black ass outta here!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "If there's one thing I hate, it's Americans fighting Americans!"

[Flash Fearless]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!

[Mentok]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAAAHHA!!!! :D

why the hell didn't anyone think of this before?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

That wins :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hvezdnaflotila.cz/databaze/dustojnici/saavik.jpg
SAAVIK: "I'm not even supposed to be here today."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1983_Star_Wars__Episode_VI_-_Return_of_the_Jedi/983SWJ_Sebastian_Shaw_001.jpg
LUKE: "You're one ugly motherf***er."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1983_Star_Wars__Episode_VI_-_Return_of_the_Jedi/983SWJ_Sebastian_Shaw_001.jpg
Vader: "I'm not even supposed to be here today."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1983_Star_Wars__Episode_VI_-_Return_of_the_Jedi/983SWJ_Sebastian_Shaw_001.jpg
Luke: "Which did you like better? 'Jedi' or 'The Empire Strikes Back'?"
Vader: "Empire".

[The Hero]

An official no-prize to anyone who remembers this from their childhood.

http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg


"I'll give you to the count of ten.One...Two...Ten!"

*Blam!* *Blam!* *Blam!* *Blam!*

"And keep the change,you filthy animal."

[Jack Bauer]

An official no-prize to anyone who remembers this from their childhood.

http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg


"I'll give you to the count of ten.One...Two...Ten!"

*Blam!* *Blam!* *Blam!* *Blam!*

"And keep the change,you filthy animal."

Nice.

[Zev]

An official no-prize to anyone who remembers this from their childhood.

http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg


"I'll give you to the count of ten.One...Two...Ten!"

*Blam!* *Blam!* *Blam!* *Blam!*

"And keep the change,you filthy animal."

Home Alone!

[The Hero]

Yep.For the longest time I thought "Angels With Filthy Souls" was a real movie. :(

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1983_Star_Wars__Episode_VI_-_Return_of_the_Jedi/983SWJ_Sebastian_Shaw_001.jpg
Luke: "Which did you like better? 'Jedi' or 'The Empire Strikes Back'?"
Vader: "Empire".
Blasphemy! :) :up:

http://www.lionking.org/~moogle/img/kruge.jpg
KRUGE: "Send more cops."

[Flash Fearless]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/29.jpg
Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself.


Not a great quote, but I like the picture.

[Flash Fearless]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg
Vader: From my point of view the Jedi are evil.

[Byrd Man]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

Moses:Now, I suppose you're all wondering just what in the heck you're doing out here in the middle of a prairie in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.

Crowd: You bet your ass.

Moses: I'm hip.

[Byrd Man]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

Moses:Work here is done. I'm needed elsewhere now. I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice.

Crowd: [in unison] BULL*****!

[The Hero]

http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg

"Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when mother****ers get scared, that's when mother****ers accidentally get shot."

[The Hero]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg

Luke: 'Scuse me, I just...

Vader: Huh?

Luke: I have to ask you, why'd you... wha... wha... why are you peeing... right here?

Vader: What?

Luke: I mean... why'd you pee right next to me when you could like, choose that bush, or...

Vader: Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it?

Luke: Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.

Vader: Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?

Luke: No, it's just... I just...

Vader: This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?

Luke: No, I just thought that...

Vader: You the king of the forest?

Luke: I'm sorry?

Vader: You ****in' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?

Luke: Never mind. Forget it, I really don't feel like gettin' stabbed tonight.

Vader: ...Nice pubes.

Luke: Thanks.

[HoldMyDrink]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg
Vader: "Last I heard you were gonna have a talk with some fellas. Next thing I hear one of them's dead."
Luke: "The conversation kind of went downhill."

[The Hero]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/08/sin_wideweb__430x237.jpg

Miller: Will there be boobies?

Marv: ........Boobies?

Miller: Jigglies. Jiblonkas. Bazooms! In my experience, people only go to these films to observe the undraped form of the native girls.

[wiegeabo]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg
Luke: "Cool Spidey outfit."
Vader: "Thanks."
Luke: "Where did you get it?"
Vader: "I made it."
[pause]
Luke: "Looks uncomfortable..."
Vader: "Yeah, it's kind of itchy..."
[pause]
Vader: "...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too."

[The Hero]

http://www.geocities.com/allmadonna/filmpic/pic-league8.jpg

"I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em! Boobs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!"

What's amazing is that the quote works for both of them.:o

[Zev]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/29.jpg

"See, this tentacle is actually shorter than all my other tentacles but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this..."

[Zev]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg

Luke: Who's that Pop?

Vader: That's your great uncle Alvin. He was responsible for a series of maimings in Hoboken, New Jersey.

Luke: Maimings?

Vader: He would cut off a few fingers. Bit off an ear or two. Got away with a whole leg once. Felt pretty proud of himself, until he realized that it was a prosthetic.

Luke: And this one?

Vader: Your fourth cousin Louis. He'd shoot people in the back, or rather in the butt. Really pathetic. Look that them. Pages of loonies, all Hubbles, all insane. You thing one of them would be able to pull off a half-decent massacre. But no, not a real killer in the bunch. Here's your Aunt Betty. You know what she was responsible for? The "Shabouden Second Degree Burns." Here's Artie Hubble, the "Hillside Smacker." And lets not forget your cousin Bruce. He's the one who delivered the famous "Texas Chainsaw Manicure." Oh, here's you grandmother, Martha Hubble Bumstead. Masterminded the Jonesboro Slayings. Killed four people in one night.

Luke: Well, there you go Pop.

Vader: What "go"? She was adopted!

[HoldMyDrink]

http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg
"Mother pus bucket!"

[The Chairman]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
"You idiot! I said across her nose, not up it."

[The Chairman]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
"Now go home and get your ****ing shinebox!"

[The Chairman]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
"I want those mother****in' snakes of this mother****in' plane!"

[The Chairman]

http://hometown.aol.com/dkachmar/images/jaws21.jpg
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

[The Chairman]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg

GARRETT HEDLUND - First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

[screech_turbo]

.....

[Jack Bauer]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

"I see dumb people."

[The Chairman]

http://www.geocities.com/allmadonna/filmpic/pic-league8.jpg

MADONNA - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a ***** out, and givin' a ***** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.

ROSIE - It's not. It's the same ballpark.

MADONNA - Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same ****in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****.

ROSIE - Have you ever given a foot massage?

MADONNA - Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot ****in' master.

ROSIE - Given a lot of 'em?

MADONNA - **** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

ROSIE - Would you give a guy a foot massage?

MADONNA - **** you.

ROSIE - You give them a lot?

MADONNA - **** you.

ROSIE - You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.

MADONNA - Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
DEBORAH KARA UNGER: "I see dead people..."

[Byrd Man]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg

Luke: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.

Vader: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.

Luke: I wasn't crying like a little girl.

Vader: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
[makes sputtering motorboat noise]

Vader: You motorboatin son of a bi*tch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

Luke: What's wrong with you?

Vader: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?

Luke: No, what's wrong with you?

Vader: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!

Luke: Drop it.

Vader: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/29.jpg

"See, this tentacle is actually shorter than all my other tentacles but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this..."

LOL *applauds*

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0905/4.jpg

"You will refer to me as President Cooper. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays President Cooper. Tuesdays and Thursdays King Cooper."

[Flash Fearless]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7486/lilohead8lm.jpg
Garrett: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

[Flash Fearless]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg


Vader: Have you and Myra had sex yet?

Luke: Well, not that it's any of your business, Randall, but she can't. You know how every girl's parents put a troll in them? Well, Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so, if I put my... thing... in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off.

Vader: And Myra told you this?

Luke: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff, Randall. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
HESTON: "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!"

[The Hero]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0905/4.jpg

"You will refer to me as President Cooper. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays President Cooper. Tuesdays and Thursdays King Cooper."
:up:


http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

"CATCH THOSE PLUMBERSSSS!!!"

[Zev]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!"

[The Hero]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns23.jpg

"We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.Not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_returns/kevin_spacey/supes1.jpg

"Smurfette doesn't ****."

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns9.jpg

"That's bull****. Smurfette ****s all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny."

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/superman/parkerposey.jpg

"Not Vanity. He's a homo."

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00199/superman_returns_199529m.jpg

"Then she ****s 'em all while Vanity watches. And Papa Smurf films it."

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

First of all... Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did! She was sentin as Gargemel's evil spy, with the intention of destroying the smurf village. But the overwhelming Goodness of the Smurf Way of Life transformed her into the Smurfette we all know and love. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario... it just couldn't happen! Smurfs are asexual. They probably don't even have reproductive organs down there under those little white pants! The only reason they exist is because of magic spells and witchcraft... which is all a bunch of bull**** if you ask me! That's what's so illogical about the smurfs... what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[Jack Bauer]

:up:

Thanks you know what movie that is right?

[wiegeabo]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

"Game over, man! Game over!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns21.jpg

Where is Padmé? Is she safe? Is she all right?

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns9.jpg

It seems in your anger, you killed her.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns13.jpg

I? I couldn't have. She was alive. I felt her.

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The Hero]

Thanks you know what movie that is right?
The image is from Super Mario Bros.I'm not sure where the quote is from.:confused:

[Jack Bauer]

The image is from Super Mario Bros.I'm not sure where the quote is from.:confused:

The quote is from Who's the Man? It's when Denis Learly is introducing (SP?) himself to Ed Lover and Doctor Dre.

[Jack Bauer]

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/466/fight03eq7.jpg

PITT: Hey kid! Move your fat head. I can't see the fight.

NORTON: Sorry, Uncle Billy said these were good seats.

PITT: Uncle Billy sucks!

NORTON: Hey, Uncle Billy lost his right nut in 'nam.

PITT: Well kick him in his left nut when you see him. These seats bite!

NORTON: If you only have one left, is it still your left nut?

[Dr. Fate]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg
LUKE: "Where's your other hand?"
VADER: "Between two pillows."
LUKE: "Those aren't pillows!"

Sorry, that sucked.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
"Go ahead. Make my day."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/466/fight03eq7.jpg
NORTON: "There is nothing to fear here."
PITT: "That's what scares me."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Return_of_the_jedi_4.jpg
LUKE: "If we don't help each other we'll die here!"
VADER: "Perfect! Then that's the way it shall be!"

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Return_of_the_jedi_4.jpg
Vader: "We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Return_of_the_jedi_4.jpg
LUKE: "No son could have more love for you than I."
VADER: "Then why are you forcing me to destroy you? What evil has done this to you?"
LUKE: "The evil that men should turn their brothers into beasts of burden, to be stripped of spirit, and hope, and strength - only because they are of another race, of another creed. If there is a god, he did not mean it to be so."

[The Hero]

http://www.geocities.com/allmadonna/filmpic/pic-league8.jpg

"We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians."

[The Hero]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

Moses: If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope.

[The Hero]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Judas: Jesus, honey, you're a mess!

Jesus: How... did you know... my name?

[C.F. Kane]

^ lol what's that from?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "You're nothin' but a lot of talk and a badge!"

[The Hero]

^ lol what's that from?
My last three are from Jesus Christ:Vampire Hunter.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "You shall not pass!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Waiter: "Judas! How about some wine?"
Judas: "No. No. Leave us alone!"
Waiter: "All right, all right! Jesus!"
Jesus: "Yes?"
Waiter: "What?"
Jesus: "What?"
Waiter: "What?"
Jesus: "Yes?"
Waiter: "Jesus!"
Jesus: "Yes?"
Waiter: "What?"
Jesus: "What?"
Waiter: "You said what."
Jesus: "Yes?"
Waiter: "Nothing."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Waiter: "Judas! How about some wine?"
Judas: "No. No. Leave us alone!"
Waiter: "All right, all right! Jesus!"
Jesus: "Yes?"
Waiter: "What?"
Jesus: "What?"
Waiter: "What?"
Jesus: "Yes?"
Waiter: "Jesus!"
Jesus: "Yes?"
Waiter: "What?"
Jesus: "What?"
Waiter: "You said what."
Jesus: "Yes?"
Waiter: "Nothing."
:up:

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
"The Force will be with you. Always."

[The Hero]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_returns/kevin_spacey/supes1.jpg

"Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race."

[The Hero]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Superman/Superman_Returns/Movie_Stills/supermanreturns21.jpg

Lex:I would like to make an announcement......There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/Rickmasters.jpg

"Ruined... ruined... I have nothing left - except Spider-Man."

[The Hero]

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/gmcphoto/ichi_the_killer_xl_02.jpg

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "You will go to the Dagobah system."
EDWARD G. ROBINSON: "Dagobah system?"
MOSES: "There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me."

[Untilteld]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

Moses: WHERE is my chicken sandwich?!?

[Joe Kerr]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg

Luke: So which was better for you Return of the Jedi, or Empire Strikes back,

Vader:Empire

Luke: really? jedi for me... Why empire?

Vader: Empire had a better ending, Luke gets his hand Cut off, Han gets taken away in carbonite by Boba fett... It all ended on such a downnote... and thats really all life is... A series of downnotes.

:D

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

Moses: "Look, defenseless babies!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
Boddicker: "Are you a cop?"
Robocop: "As far as you know."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "You're gonna have to sleep some time, MacReady!"

[Joe Kerr]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg

Luke: So which was better for you Return of the Jedi, or Empire Strikes back,

Vader:Empire

Luke: really? jedi for me... Why empire?

Vader: Empire had a better ending, Luke gets his hand Cut off, Han gets taken away in carbonite by Boba fett... It all ended on such a downnote... and thats really all life is... A series of downnotes.

:D
AW, come on... Thats funny... you know it is... :(

[Untilteld]

lol^

[Joe Kerr]

lol^
thank you... sum1 laughs finally :eek:

[Dr. Fate]

AW, come on... Thats funny... you know it is... :(
It is, but shouldn't there be a "Blasphemy!" in there somewhere?

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "I am the law!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg


Luke: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.

Sidious: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?

Luke: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.

Sidious: Andy went to pieces?

Luke: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.

Sidious: Howie came unglued?

Luke: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.

Sidious: And he bailed out?

Luke: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.

Sidious: Then Howie survived?

Luke: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.

Sidious: Over Macho Grande?

Luke: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

[C.F. Kane]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

You do not know pain, you do not know fear... You will taste man-flesh!

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg


Luke: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.

Sidious: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?

Luke: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.

Sidious: Andy went to pieces?

Luke: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.

Sidious: Howie came unglued?

Luke: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.

Sidious: And he bailed out?

Luke: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.

Sidious: Then Howie survived?

Luke: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.

Sidious: Over Macho Grande?

Luke: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
Thats Emperor Palpatine... Not sidious... :) just a thought...

[Elijya]

AW, come on... Thats funny... you know it is... :(
yeah, except it's been done before. sorry.

[Joe Kerr]

yeah, except it's been done before. sorry.
:/.... :(

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "We will ignite our new flame pit and char some mammal flesh for you."

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "Where's your messiah now?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Attack_Of_The_Clones_06.JPG
NATALIE: "This is my boom stick!"

[Jack Bauer]

Thats Emperor Palpatine... Not sidious... :) just a thought...

Well Sidious is Palpatine or vice vera but Lucas and McDiarmid never admited it.

[The Chairman]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Attack_Of_The_Clones_06.JPG
"Go ahead. Make my day."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"Come on, pelicans! Fly, fly away!"

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "This gives me a hard on."
EDWARD G. ROBINSON: "Don't tease me."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
Jesus: "You can be my wingman anytime."
Judas: "Bulls**t! You can be mine."

[Flash Fearless]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
I'm not even supposed to be here today!!

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
I'm not even supposed to be here today!!
LMFAO... :up:

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "Who's the feller owns this s**thole? You, fat man. Speak up."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg
VADER: "What did you use?"

LUKE: "I used the number she gave me. Why you sweating me, Pops? I didn't have to use nothing. She told me she was on the pill."

VADER: "How many times do I have to tell you even if she's on the pill, use something anyway? Pill ain't gon' keep your dick from falling off."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "I am not in a giving vein this day."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "You better bury Ned right! Better not go cuttin' up... nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-o-b**ches."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://bestplace.net/Clipart/StarWars/vader_leia.jpg
LEIA: "Why is it every time you talk about a female you gotta say b**ch, ho, or hootchie?"
VADER: "'Cause that's what you are."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "Bombs! I don't hear any BOMBS! If they're up there and they came all the way from Asia, don't you think they'd bring a few BOMBS along?!"
DATHAN: "But sir-"
MOSES: "But nothing! You can't have an air raid without BOMBS!!!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

Moses: "You were the chosen one!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg
VADER: "English motherf***er! Do you speak it?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
Jesus: "If you say no, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week."

[Dr. Fate]

http://bestplace.net/Clipart/StarWars/vader_leia.jpg
VADER: "Who knows? In a thousand years, even YOU may be worth something."
LEIA: "Ha ha ha." [under her breath] "Son of a b*tch..."

[Jack Bauer]

http://cinema.gothic.ru/moviestills/devils_advocate5.jpg

Milton: Bring me everyone.

Lomax: What do you mean "everyone"?

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg

"EVERYONE!!!"

[Carmine Falcone]

:D :up: excellent

[The Question]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg


Moses: Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours... if you can count!Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be.You're standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?

Croud: Yeah.

Moses: Can you dig it?

Croud: Yeah!

Moses: Can you dig it?

Croud: YEAH!

Moses: Now, here's the sum total: One gang could run this city! One gang. Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could tax the crime syndicates, the police, because WE got the streets, suckers! Can you dig it?

Croud: YEAH!

[gvcool2]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg


Moses: Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours... if you can count!Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be.You're standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?

Croud: Yeah.

Moses: Can you dig it?

Croud: Yeah!

Moses: Can you dig it?

Croud: YEAH!

Moses: Now, here's the sum total: One gang could run this city! One gang. Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could tax the crime syndicates, the police, because WE got the streets, suckers! Can you dig it?

Croud: YEAH!

nice :up:

[gvcool2]

http://abc.net.au/news/features/img/Artsblog/dawndead_horz.jpg

'It's All Obi-Wans Fault...He's Holding Me Back'

[gvcool2]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i hope people get the reference to his incredibly wooden acting

[Dr. Fate]

http://home.swipnet.se/~w-40954/reb/luke.jpg
LUKE: "And where is the Batman? He's at home! Washing his tights! Bwahahahaha!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviebox.se/_photos/recensioner/717/1.jpg
ARNOLD: "I am the ultimate bad ass!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg
JONES: "Oh I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

[TrailerCues]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Chairman]

Edited

[TrailerCues]

Where is it from?

I obviously added in the Spider-Man 3 part myself but the jpgs are from the Movie "Galaxy Quest" how can you not know that Movie :o

[The Chairman]

I obviously added in the Spider-Man 3 part myself but the jpgs are from the Movie "Galaxy Quest" how can you not know that Movie :o

I meant the quote. The purpose of the thread is to caption the movie pics with lines from OTHER MOVIES, not your own quotes.

I'd know Galaxy Quest pics almost instantly. Great movie. :up::up:

[TrailerCues]

The purpose of the thread is to caption the movie pics with lines from OTHER MOVIES,

Picky picky

:o

[wiegeabo]

What's so picky? It's the point of the whole thread. Based on a site that does the same thing we linked to in the first post.

[TrailerCues]

Fine I will edit them out. ANTHONYNASTI please do the same since you quoted them

[gvcool2]

http://arbredespossibles2.free.fr/SF/Images/Matrix06Morpheus_small.jpg

'Don't You Understand The Words That Are Coming Out Of My Mouth?!'

http://pohlednice.tiscali.cz/foto/kultura/20030523162412637310.jpg

'Man, Don't Knowone Understand The Words That Are Coming Out Of Your Mouth!'

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.aporrea.org/imagenes/gente/mel_gibson_150.jpg

In my church we don't believe in homosexuals.

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/punisher-travolta_1082075342.jpg

In my church we don't believe in Mormons.

[xwolverine2]

http://arbredespossibles2.free.fr/SF/Images/Matrix06Morpheus_small.jpg

"you wont walk out of here alive"

http://pohlednice.tiscali.cz/foto/kultura/20030523162412637310.jpg

"watch me"

...........ultraviolet:(

[gvcool2]

http://arbredespossibles2.free.fr/SF/Images/Matrix06Morpheus_small.jpg

"you wont walk out of here alive"

http://pohlednice.tiscali.cz/foto/kultura/20030523162412637310.jpg

"watch me"

...........ultraviolet:(

xw2 i thought more of you :down:(

[xwolverine2]

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/gmcphoto/ichi_the_killer_xl_02.jpg

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
what movie is the pic from?:confused:

[xwolverine2]

xw2 i thought more of you :down:(
i dont even think of you:( :down

[gvcool2]

i dont even think of you:( :down

thats not what the stains on your bed say

[xwolverine2]

thats not what the stains on your bed say
i dont even have a bed:confused:

[gvcool2]

i dont even have a bed:confused:

the carboard on your box then

[xwolverine2]

the carboard on your box then
HA!... you dont even stalk me:o :down

[gvcool2]

HA!... you dont even stalk me:o :down

i know :( i'm a phony :(

[xwolverine2]

i know :( i'm a phony :(
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/5522/bastrdcx2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"BAASSSTAARD!!!!!!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.aporrea.org/imagenes/gente/mel_gibson_150.jpg

In my church we don't believe in homosexuals.

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/punisher-travolta_1082075342.jpg

In my church we don't believe in Mormons.
Oh that's a good one Kane :up: Tell me, what film's it from?

http://www.chefelf.com/forums/uploads/leia_luke_kiss.jpg
LEIA: "You want this body..."
LUKE: "Is this a trick question? I guess the roses worked, huh?"
LEIA: "Take me now, sub-creature."
LUKE: "We never talk anymore."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0510/04/punisherth.jpg

Punisher: IT...WAS...THE...DUKES! IT...WAS...THE...DUKES!

[gvcool2]

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000_Next_Friday/ice_cube_next_friday_007.jpg

'I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.'

[The Hero]

what movie is the pic from?:confused:
Ichi The Killer,aka "The Most ****ed Up Movie Ever Made".

[The Hero]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg

Luke: Wake up.

Emperor: What?!

Luke: He escaped. He's getting the crystal heart!

Emperor: Shut it down! Shut it all down now!

Luke: I did! It's on a grid system, it takes time for the darkness to travel.

Emperor: How soon?

Luke: Not soon enough.

Emperor: Then destroy him!

Luke: How?

Emperor: By smashing his most precious dream...Sharkboy and Lavagirl!

[Zev]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5633/xmenthelaststandh480pqb0.jpg

Professor X: How nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings!

Storm: Well when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted!

Professor X: Miss East informs me that you were expectin' to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a COON's age!

Storm: Well, I can see where it'd be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even HALF the people you know.

Professor X: Well, perhaps the lovely Miss East will keep you from bein' a SLAVE to your disappointment!

Storm: Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, and CUT THE LEGS OUT from under you the next!

[wiegeabo]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5633/xmenthelaststandh480pqb0.jpg

Professor X: How nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings!

Storm: Well when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted!

Professor X: Miss East informs me that you were expectin' to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a COON's age!

Storm: Well, I can see where it'd be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even HALF the people you know.

Professor X: Well, perhaps the lovely Miss East will keep you from bein' a SLAVE to your disappointment!

Storm: Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, and CUT THE LEGS OUT from under you the next!


:up:

[The Hero]

Beautiful.:up:

[The Hero]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg


"Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin' Weed, Doin' Coke, Drinkin' Beers..."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n257/urbanargonaut/downfall.jpg
HITLER: "Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans."

[Flash Fearless]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
The Power has been destroyed. It is gone. The Zords... the weapons... all of it. The Power Rangers are no more.

[wiegeabo]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
"We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."

[Elijya]

this fits here
http://starbeatacademy.ytmnd.com/

[C.F. Kane]

Oh that's a good one Kane :up: Tell me, what film's it from?

Angels in America

I cheated a bit, it was an HBO miniseries but aside from the medium it's very much a film in every respect. I highly recommend it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
LEX: "Stella!"

[Zev]

This is so totally for this thread.

Only A Spider-Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNotgkzlyH8)

[Flash Fearless]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg
I'm not even supposed to be here today!

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.arnadal.no/film/images/butchcas.jpg

Sundance Kid: Do people tell you that you look like Paul Newman?

Cassidy: Always.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg
"I aim to misbehave!"

[gvcool2]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg
"I aim to misbehave!"
:up::)

[gvcool2]

http://www.arnadal.no/film/images/butchcas.jpg

'Why Can't I Quit You?!'

[wiegeabo]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5633/xmenthelaststandh480pqb0.jpg

Professor X: "You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?"

[The Hero]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

Gyllenhaal: What the hell are you doing?!?!

Ledger: You've been out cold for the past half hour. I figured maybe if I did some gay ****, you'd wake up.

[The Hero]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

EDWARD G. ROBINSON: Is that a ****ing Bible?

MOSES: Show some respect,man! That's the Holy ****ing Bible!

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.randomhouse.com/vintage/screen/books/art/psycho/bts019.jpg

Bateman: I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "That wouldn't really be-"
RON: "Ethical?"
HERMIONE: "Practical. Smart?"
RON: "What say we, um, skirt the issue, shall we?"
HERMIONE: "You have to promise to call me this time."
RON: "Whatever the doctor orders."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.randomhouse.com/vintage/screen/books/art/psycho/bts019.jpg
BATEMAN: "It's not exactly a normal world, is it?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES [pointing at Edward G. Robinson]: "We'll start the ass kissing with you."

[gvcool2]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

'Yippee-ki-yay Mother ****er!'

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

'Yippee-ki-yay Mother ****er!'
:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.randomhouse.com/vintage/screen/books/art/psycho/bts019.jpg
BATEMAN: "She wants Batman, not Bruce Wayne."

[Dr. Fate]

http://kenfran.tripod.com/orson09a.jpg
ORSON WELLES: "You mean the guy from the old wine commercials?"

[Untilteld]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

'Yippee-ki-yay Mother ****er!'

lol :up:

[The Chairman]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

HEATH - All I have to do is squeeze.

JAKE - All I have to do is scream.

[C.F. Kane]

http://kenfran.tripod.com/orson09a.jpg
ORSON WELLES: "You mean the guy from the old wine commercials?"

I can't see the pic

[Dr. Fate]

I can't see the pic
Damn it.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg
GODZILLA: "If anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out."

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg

"Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger ******* than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself."

[Zev]

http://www.randomhouse.com/vintage/screen/books/art/psycho/bts019.jpg

"Perfect. ****. Ok stay here and get... butt-****ed by 12 Neanderthals. *****."

[Zev]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg

"God made three mistakes. First was the man. Second was the wo-man. Third was the poodle. He meant to make a German Shepherd but he ****ed up."

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg

Emperor: Cocaine. Have you ever ****ed on cocaine, Nick? It's nice.

[Zev]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

"Hey, am I wearing lipstick? I said, am I wearing lipstick? When I'm getting ****ed I want to make sure my face looks pretty."

[Zev]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Jesus: I would **** a cigarette lighter if my dick would fit!

Judas: What do you mean "if"?

[gvcool2]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

Heath: 'I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!'

[Dr. Fate]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
HEATH: "You look fine..."
JAKE: "I didn't ask."

[boydston_14]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg

"Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger ******* than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself."
:up: lol

[Jack Bauer]

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/5817/jason20x203ol4.jpg

"Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!"

[MaskedManJRK]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
HEATH: "You look fine..."
JAKE: "I didn't ask."

Just switch the people around, and that would be almost awesome. :)

[Dr. Fate]

Just switch the people around, and that would be almost awesome. :)
I'm sorry I failed you, MaskedManJRK

http://www.randomhouse.com/vintage/screen/books/art/psycho/bts019.jpg
BATEMAN: "This has not been honorable."

[The Hero]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

"Do you see what happens,Larry?! Do you see what happens,Larry?! DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!"

[Zev]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

"Do you see what happens,Larry?! Do you see what happens,Larry?! DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!"

Hey, I already did that one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PZPCuGW9iI)

[The Hero]

I know.I'm shameless. :(

[gvcool2]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f

'Pull My Finger'

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.nyline.org/channels/2005/news/qgj.jpg
NEESON: "I warned you about compassion, Bruce."

[C.F. Kane]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3288/pic1wl8.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://www.imageshack.us/)

I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of... masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8594/pic2fz6.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://imageshack.us/)

No. No! That's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE!

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9734/pic3to2.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://www.imageshack.us/)

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9182/pic4av5.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://load.imageshack.us/)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3288/pic1wl8.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://www.imageshack.us/)

I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of... masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8594/pic2fz6.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://imageshack.us/)

No. No! That's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE!

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9734/pic3to2.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://www.imageshack.us/)

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9182/pic4av5.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://load.imageshack.us/)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Hahahaha. That's funny Kane.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9182/pic4av5.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://load.imageshack.us/)
LUKE: "Khan!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9182/pic4av5.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://load.imageshack.us/)
Luke: "Everybody go home there's a psycho killer here! I cut off my hand, and now it's gonna kill you all!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4738/oneflewbibbit3nu9.jpg

Billy: Sorry Jack Chucky's back!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_1451_1.jpg
WILLIS: "There is no phone ringing!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4738/oneflewbibbit3nu9.jpg
"Winged freak terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.webdelsol.com/SolPix/hulk.jpg
HULK: "A guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues."

[xwolverine2]

http://www.webdelsol.com/SolPix/hulk.jpg
hulk:"What do you want?
hulk: To do what you can't, to say what you won't - to remove those in your way... "

[xwolverine2]

http://www.randomhouse.com/vintage/screen/books/art/psycho/bts019.jpg

bateman:"Sorry I was late. Work was murder"

[Zev]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3288/pic1wl8.png (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://www.imageshack.us/)

"Superman will never-"

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9182/pic4av5.png

"WRONG!"

[The Hero]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f

Leia: Don't act dumb! Where's the plutonium?

Vader: Hey, that plutonium is mine, and its been registered for religious purposes!

[The Hero]

http://www.randomhouse.com/vintage/screen/books/art/psycho/bts019.jpg

"**** it,man.Let's go bowling."

[xwolverine2]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
"im makin WAFFLES!!

[wiegeabo]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Relax man. Just trying to grab some nuts."

[Speedball]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f

Vader: "You wanna to go home? Find Jason Bourne."

[gvcool2]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f

Leia: 'This *****z crazy!'

[Jack Bauer]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3288/pic1wl8.png

"You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire."

[wiegeabo]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3288/pic1wl8.png

"You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire."

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif

"You wuss!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Relax man. Just trying to grab some nuts."
Hahahahahahaha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.educa.aragob.es/iespgaza/ecobachillerato/webquestseco/grupo7/hobbits.jpg
"We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, and in the name of the lollipop guild, we wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_110WeaverBiehn.jpg
HICKS: "Say hello to my little friend."

[gvcool2]

http://www.educa.aragob.es/iespgaza/ecobachillerato/webquestseco/grupo7/hobbits.jpg

'Oompah Loompah Gobbeldy Goo...'

[gvcool2]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_110WeaverBiehn.jpg

'Don't touch the red button...never touch the red button'

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00048/Christian_Bale_i_Bat_48970c.jpg

Bale: What are your qualifications?

http://www.foroswebgratis.com/fotos/1/8/3/6/2/104724batmanreturns12.jpg

Keaton: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?

[xwolverine2]

Keaton: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?
LOL!!!!! BRILLIANT!!

[The Hero]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/39566/39566_bx.jpg



Bruce: The coffee is cold. You're a goddamn awful butler.

Alfred: I am not a goddamn awful butler.

Bruce: You are a goddamn awful butler.

Alfred: I am not.

Bruce: I say you're a goddamn awful butler. The coffee is cold.

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "Marcellus Wallace don't like to be screwed by nobody but Mrs. Wallace."

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.itsvery.net/StarWarsIV/Darth%20Vader%20interrogating%20Princess%20Leia.gi f

You've got bird**** in your hair

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00048/Christian_Bale_i_Bat_48970c.jpg

Bale: What are your qualifications?

http://www.foroswebgratis.com/fotos/1/8/3/6/2/104724batmanreturns12.jpg

Keaton: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?
:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/39566/39566_bx.jpg
BALE: "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
CAINE: "So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."

[wiegeabo]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/39566/39566_bx.jpg

Alfred: "When I was twelve years old, I KILLED a man. He came into our house to steal our food. And I took a knife and I killed him in the kitchen."
Bruce: "Well, he had it coming!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/39566/39566_bx.jpg
BALE: "Ejector seat? You're joking!"
CAINE: "I never joke about my work, 007."

[Byrd Man]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/39566/39566_bx.jpg

Bale: What are your qualifications?

Caine: Arson, Rape, Murder, Rape

Bale: You said Rape twice

Caine: Well I like Rape

[Zev]

http://www.foroswebgratis.com/fotos/1/8/3/6/2/104724batmanreturns12.jpg

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.foroswebgratis.com/fotos/1/8/3/6/2/104724batmanreturns12.jpg

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.educa.aragob.es/iespgaza/ecobachillerato/webquestseco/grupo7/hobbits.jpg
HOBBITS [singing]: "In war, we're tough and able! Quite in-de-fa-t-gible! In between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable! It's a busy life in camelot-"
FRODO [solo]: "I have to push the pram-a-lot!"

[Byrd Man]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_110WeaverBiehn.jpg

Hicks: Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

[Speedball]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
Ennis: I am Robin Hood, and this is my Merry Man!
Rabbi Tuckman: Faygeles?

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8mvrFHcgsc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlpA5EPodig

[wiegeabo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8mvrFHcgsc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlpA5EPodig

That first one is frickin' hilarious.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.foroswebgratis.com/fotos/1/8/3/6/2/104724batmanreturns12.jpg
BATMAN: "I"m sleeping with my wife's two sisters!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://warchild13.com/images/images/King%20Kong%202005%201.jpg
KONG: "This has not been honorable."

[gvcool2]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1485/king20kong202005201vu8.jpg

Kong: 'If You Only Knew The Power Of The Dark Side'

[The Hero]

I am sooooo going to hell for this one...

http://electronicintifada.net/artman/uploads/gandhikingsley483.jpg

Gandhi: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye, Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby!

[The Hero]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg

Gyllenhaal: You know,I'd luckiest guy in the world if that did it for me.

[gvcool2]

I am sooooo going to hell for this one...

http://electronicintifada.net/artman/uploads/gandhikingsley483.jpg

Gandhi: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye, Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby!

**** it, I'm gonna join you in hell....

http://electronicintifada.net/artman/uploads/gandhikingsley483.jpg

Ghandi: 'you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women'

[Flash Fearless]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1485/king20kong202005201vu8.jpg
Kong: Are you an assassin?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg
Godzilla: I'm a soldier.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1485/king20kong202005201vu8.jpg
Kong: You are an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/noes7/noes7_shot9l.jpg
FREDDY: "I must break you."