Mix up movie captions

[Jack Bauer]

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1953/a110weaverbiehnlv8.jpg

"This goes through armor. And through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside..."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/noes7/noes7_shot9l.jpg
Freddy: "I'm freakin' out, man!"

[wiegeabo]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
"Can I ask you a question?"
"What is it?"
"It's an interrogative form of sentence, used to test knowledge. But that's not important right now."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8206/melgibsonimadmax24653a8lv.jpg
MAX: "Basically I'm just gonna walk the Earth."
http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/noes7/noes7_shot9l.jpg
FREDDY: "What do you mean 'walk the Earth'?"
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8206/melgibsonimadmax24653a8lv.jpg
MAX: "You know like Cain in Kung Fu."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5554/04jn1.jpg

Amanda:I'm not gonna do it, dude, end of story!

John: Dude!

Amanda: Dude!

John: Dude!

Amanda: Dude!

John: Dude!

[Amanda looks shocked]

John: Dude.

Amanda: I see your point.

[Flash Fearless]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/584px-Sm3_wp2_1280x1024.jpg
I'm not even supposed to be here today!

[Zev]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/584px-Sm3_wp2_1280x1024.jpg

Kate? It's Dr. Hallen, I'm still at the office... something's come up, I need you back here right away. No you've got to come back, Kate, there's a man here with some sort of a parasite on his arm, assimilating his flesh at a frightening speed. I may have to get ahead of it and amputate. No... I don't know what it is or where it came from.

[Zev]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8206/melgibsonimadmax24653a8lv.jpg

Max Mad: What the heck is a rimjob?

http://electronicintifada.net/artman/uploads/gandhikingsley483.jpg

Gandhi: Why, that's where you put your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta24.jpg

V: Now the light, she fades, and darkness settles in. But I will find strength. I will find pride within. Because although I die, our freedom will be won. Though I die, La Resistance... lives... on.

Evey: ****!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/584px-Sm3_wp2_1280x1024.jpg
TOPHER VENOM: "Khan!"

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta24.jpg

"Well, after you left, he started getting into drugs and stuff. Things got really bad when he..."
"Well, what? Cheryl, come on!"
"He started wearing gold chains, Jack."
"Oh, God, no!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/584px-Sm3_wp2_1280x1024.jpg
"I'M FREAKIN' OUT, MAN!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/584px-Sm3_wp2_1280x1024.jpg

He slimed me.

[MrScissorhands]

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/clerks%20SPLASH.jpg

Randal : "f**king Dante... poetry-writing f****t ! Piece of s**t, motherf**ker !"

(Se7en)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Run! Go! Get to the chopper!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.moviepropking.com/forsal34.jpg

Banner: What was done to me was monstrous.

Other Guy: Then, they created a monster.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviepropking.com/forsal34.jpg
Banner: "You have all the makings of an outstanding boor."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/clerks%20SPLASH.jpg

Randal: "Sanka, you dead?"
Dante: "Ya man."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.moviepropking.com/forsal34.jpg

Bruce: "Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"

[The Hero]

http://www.randomhouse.com/vintage/screen/books/art/psycho/bts019.jpg


"I am going to.....rectify certain inequities."

[The Hero]

Forgive me,but I can't resist doing this one:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/584px-Sm3_wp2_1280x1024.jpg


"I GOT THE POO ON ME!!!"


I feel bad inside. :(

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "I'm freakin' out, man!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.filmwad.com/ul/365-550x-employeeofthemonth2.jpg

"This is not a good look for me!"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.paloaltoonline.com/photos/deadmanschest.jpg

Davy Jones: Out of my way, Hammerhead.

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.paloaltoonline.com/photos/deadmanschest.jpg

Davy Jones: Dont me hate because beautiful I am!!!

[DarthDevil007]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

LUTHOR:ADRIENNE!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.filmwad.com/ul/365-550x-employeeofthemonth2.jpg
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
LUTHOR: "You can't have an air raid without bombs!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

I'M GONNA SHOW HER MY "OH" FACE! OH OH OH OH OH GET IT? OH OH

[Dr. Fate]

http://eric.b.olsen.tripod.com/images/thing1.jpg
"English, motherf***er! Do you speak it?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.therevealer.org/images/content/superbetterfly.jpg
GEENA DAVIS: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[MrScissorhands]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

"Give me the ****ing keys, you ****ing *****ucking mother****er, aaarrrghh."

(The Usual Suspects)

[MrScissorhands]

http://eric.b.olsen.tripod.com/images/thing1.jpg

"The way I hear it, this Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, ****ed-up butcher."

(The Usual Suspects)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.therevealer.org/images/content/superbetterfly.jpg
GEENA DAVIS: "You're one ugly mother-f***er."

[Dr. Fate]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg
VADER: "You look somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"

[MrScissorhands]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg

Vader : "He's a nut-bag ! Just because the ****er's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda !"

(Se7en)

[wiegeabo]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg

Vader : "He's a nut-bag ! Just because the ****er's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda !"

(Se7en)

LMAO!!!

[wiegeabo]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg

Vader: "Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star."
Luke: "What?"
Vader: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Luke: "What's that make us?"
Vader: "Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."

[Dr. Fate]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg

Vader: "Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star."
Luke: "What?"
Vader: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Luke: "What's that make us?"
Vader: "Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."
Hahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg
VADER: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

[gvcool2]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg

Vader: 'What Do You Like Better...Empire Or Jedi?'

Luke: 'Empire'

Vader: 'Blasphemy'

[wiegeabo]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg

Vader: "We'll start the ass-kissing with you."

[MrScissorhands]

http://lapasa.net/images/080205_batmanCrane.jpg

"I know who you are. I know where you live. I'm keeping your license, and I'm going to check on you, mister Raymond K. Hessel. In three months, and then in six months, and then in a year, and if you aren't in school on your way to being a veterinarian, you will be dead."

(Fight Club)

[MrScissorhands]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_prisoner_of_azkaban/_group_photos/emma_watson18.jpg

Hermione : "Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN ! I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er ! Say what one more goddamn time !"

(Pulp Fiction)

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
http://www.randomhouse.com/vintage/screen/books/art/psycho/bts019.jpg

Ooh, I like her.

(The Wedding Singer)

[MrScissorhands]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d197/tigg21/Cher%20Pics/CherMask3.jpg

Cher : "Have you tried... not being a mutant ?"

(X-Men 2)

[MrScissorhands]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg

Vader : "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads ! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly ? Throw me a bone here!"

(Austin Powers)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
http://www.randomhouse.com/vintage/screen/books/art/psycho/bts019.jpg

Ooh, I like her.

(The Wedding Singer)
Hehehe. Nice. :up:

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg
VADER: "I'm the Juggernaut, b****!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg

Vader:You better watch yourself or you're going to turn into a real *****, just like your MOTHER!

[Dr. Fate]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg
VADER: "Winged freak terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of ME."

[gvcool2]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d197/tigg21/Cher%20Pics/CherMask3.jpg

Cher : "Have you tried... not being a mutant ?"

(X-Men 2)

definetly the best:up::)

[C.F. Kane]

http://leonardodicaprio.wz.cz/images/TITANIC/T104.JPG

Rose: You better keep it to yourself.

Jack: Oh, of course I'll keep it to myself.
...
Until the water reaches my lower lip, and then I'm going to mention it to *somebody*!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Am I gonna get pregnant? Because I cannot get pregnant right now!"

[Zev]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d197/tigg21/Cher%20Pics/CherMask3.jpg

Eric Stoltz: You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask.

Cher: You may be right.

[gvcool2]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d197/tigg21/Cher%20Pics/CherMask3.jpg

Cher: 'Who Are You?!'

Stoltz: 'I'm Batman'

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta25.jpg

Finch: I never got to say thank you.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta21.jpg

V: And you'll never have to.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta15.jpg

"Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of **** smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile."

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/V_For_Vendetta/Movie_Stills/vforvendetta21.jpg
V: "Nice coat."

[MrScissorhands]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/50/84/18432365.jpg
Brad : "Dude !"
Angelina : "I know."
Brad : "Dude !"
Angelina : "I know."

(The Girl Next Door)

[Dr. Fate]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/50/84/18432365.jpg
Brad : "The cave has been destroyed."

(Batman Forever)

[Jack Bauer]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Punisher/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/punisherapr1.jpg

Travolta (thinking): That's the thing with dames; sometimes all they gotta do is let it out and a few buckets later there's no way you'd know.

[The Chairman]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/50/84/18432365.jpg

BRAD PITT - That is one big pile of ****.

[Dr. Fate]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg
VADER: "Come quietly or there will be... trouble."
LUKE: "Oh f*** you."

[MrScissorhands]

http://viply.de/wp-content/jenvinzu.jpg

Jenn : "Is sex the only thing that matters to you ?"
Vince : "I love you."

(South Park : Bigger, Longer & Uncut)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "You were having cheer-sex with him!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/2cb/900/2cb900a3-0506-46ff-9b55-45abacbd9263&sig=__nLOVDcNJwoTligQnnErbJBLyxcw=

Mr. Anderson... Suprised to see me?

[Edward Brock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/swcgphotos/c3dd0d27.jpg

Obi-Wan: Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Anakin: Yes I have.
Obi-Wan: *Look*!
Anakin: It's just a flesh wound.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/swcgphotos/c3dd0d27.jpg

Obi-Wan: Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Anakin: Yes I have.
Obi-Wan: *Look*!
Anakin: It's just a flesh wound.
Hahahaha
Good one Brock.

http://www.zentropolis.com/log_images_2003/gort.jpg
GORT: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to f***."

[Edward Brock]

LOL


http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

Luthor (to Lois): I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU NO MORE, YOU EMPTY HEADED ANIMAL FOOD WIPER! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLT OF ELDERBERRIES!

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.brigitte.de/kultur/kino_events/film/images/king_arthur200.jpg

Clive Owen: I have to push the pram alot

[Edward Brock]

Poor bastard.

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1997/oct/10-21-97/photos/fileartsdevil.gif

NI!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brigitte.de/kultur/kino_events/film/images/king_arthur200.jpg
KEIRA: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
CLIVE: "But of course you are."
KEIRA: "Plenty O'Toole."
CLIVE: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

[gvcool2]

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1997/oct/10-21-97/photos/fileartsdevil.gif

'WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!'

[Dr. Fate]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg
WILLEM: "That is one bit pile of s***."

[gvcool2]

http://images.killermovies.com/l/lotrthetwotowers/gollum_at_mtv_awards.jpg

'It's All Obi-wans Fault! He's Holding Me Back!'

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.killermovies.com/l/lotrthetwotowers/gollum_at_mtv_awards.jpg

'It's All Obi-wans Fault! He's Holding Me Back!'
Hahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "How could you?! I'm a woman!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9599/punisher2cc450si2.jpg

Frank (offscreen): You're inhuman.

Glass: No... .I'm in touch with humanity.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9599/punisher2cc450si2.jpg
"I'll be back."

[Zev]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/Chattery/75c68cbf.jpg

"How can we expect children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?"

[The Hero]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

"First you defy me...THEN YOU MOCK MY HAIR?! YOU'RE DEAD!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Why you stuck up- half-witted... scruffy looking- nerf herder!"
ZORRO: "Who's scruffy lookin'?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brigitte.de/kultur/kino_events/film/images/king_arthur200.jpg
KEIRA: "Do you know what horrors lie beyond that wall?"
CLIVE: "No."
KEIRA: "Then you go first."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "I kick arse for the Lord."

[gvcool2]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

'Brokeback got us good, don't it?'

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
KURTWOOD SMITH: "You don't really think you'll win, do you?"
ROBOCOP: "Things change."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "Childs, we're going out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "Childs, we're going out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him."
Nice one. John Carpenter's "The Thing".

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "I summon you to fulfill your oath."
DATHAN: "None but the king of Gondor may me. That line was broken."
MOSES: "It has been remade. Fight for us, and regain your honor. What say you?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "How can you be mistaken for George Kaplan when George Kaplan doesn't even exist?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins4.jpg

Gordon: Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed up like Batman?

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins28.jpg

Dawes: Because he *is* Batman, you moron!

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins4.jpg

Gordon: Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed up like Batman?

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins28.jpg

Dawes: Because he *is* Batman, you moron!
Bwahahahaha! Good one!

http://www.klownsasesinos.com/criticas/h/imagenes/hellboy13.jpg
HELLBOY: "As though we were made for each other. Beauty & the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you 'beast', I'll rip their lungs out."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://www.cinecon.com/bigstory/katieholmesint_435.jpg
Rachel: "What is your name?"
Batman: "Butch."
Rachel: "What does it mean?"
Batman: "I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean ****."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinecon.com/bigstory/katieholmesint_435.jpg
Rachel: "It's all so horribly tragic why is it I feel like laughing?"

BTW, good caption HoldMyDrink.

[Zev]

http://www.cinecon.com/bigstory/katieholmesint_435.jpg

Batman: Who wants first reach-around?

[The Kid]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
KURTWOOD SMITH: "You don't really think you'll win, do you?"
ROBOCOP: "Things change."

Batman REturns quotes?... You are awesome.:sym:

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_returns_filmtv/batman_returns_4.jpg

"To the Last, I will Grapple with thee"

[Dr. Fate]

Batman REturns quotes?... You are awesome.:sym:
Thanks Wesyeed. I try to be awesome when I can. I don't suppose I could pursaude you to drop a line in the Batman Anthology Caption thread in the Misc. Batman films forum?


http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_returns_filmtv/batman_returns_4.jpg

"To the Last, I will Grapple with thee"
Forgive me, but I don't know what film that lines from.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "I can't believe this macho bulls***! These guys eat too much red meat!"

[gvcool2]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_returns_filmtv/batman_returns_4.jpg

'If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die?'

[Dr. Fate]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg
DARTH VADER: "There ain't no way you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Amidala.pnghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/DVader.jpeg
VADER: "I don't understand it. We laugh together, we care for each other, we have highly proficient sex. I just don't see why we can't get married."
PADME: "Look, we're different, let's just leave it at that."
VADER: "What do you mean 'different'?"
PADME: "Mixed marriages just don't work. I'm afraid I'm gonna come home one day and find you screwing the toaster."
VADER: "You'll just have to trust me."
PADME: "Okay, okay, I'll marry you. But on one condition - I want a Jewish wedding."
VADER: "A Jewish wedding?! Okay!"
PADME: "By the way, are you circumsized?"

[The Kid]

Thanks Wesyeed. I try to be awesome when I can. I don't suppose I could pursaude you to drop a line in the Batman Anthology Caption thread in the Misc. Batman films forum?


Forgive me, but I don't know what film that lines from.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "I can't believe this macho bulls***! These guys eat too much red meat!"

Sure I'll drop by. That line's from Star Trek: Wrath of Khan. I guess it's also a quote from Moby Dick since that film used some quotes from the book too.

[Dr. Fate]

Sure I'll drop by. That line's from Star Trek: Wrath of Khan. I guess it's also a quote from Moby Dick since that film used some quotes from the book too.
Been a while since I watched Wrath of Khan. I'll have to dig that one out of the cobwebs sometime.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "V'Ger needs the information!"

[Zev]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg

"I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "It was the trees!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "I'll swallow your soul!"

[murdock_matt]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k19/mitchmri/NDVD_003.jpg

PETER: "Give me the f***ing keys, you f***ing c***sucking muthaf*****, arrgghhh!!!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Bloody pirates!"

[WeaponZ2]

http://www.theobjectworks.com/portfolio/images/045Silence_Lambs_Publicity.jpg

Hannibal Lecter: Quid pro quo Mr Colt.
Clarice : What does that mean?
Hannibal Lecter: It means I'm pretentious.
Clarice: I gotta know... what *does* human flesh taste like?
Hannibal Lecter: Chicken.

[WeaponZ2]

http://www.beautifulhairstyles.com/movies/whms-pictures/whenharrymetsally020.jpg

Harry: Do you sleep in the nude?
Sally: Only when I'm naked

[WeaponZ2]

http://hci.ecn.purdue.edu/liaoh/Image/AboutMe/ForrestGump7Small.jpg
Women: So what are you doing here?
Gump: Waiting for you.
Women: I mean, what brought you here?
Gump: A taxi.
Women: Yeah, but why?
Gump: My car's in the shop.
Women: I mean... Why the hell did you come here?

[WeaponZ2]

http://www.cinemas-online.co.uk/films/clerks/danterand.gif
Danta:Ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Randal: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Danta: Yeah.
Randal: Wow, that's messed up.

[gvcool2]

http://hci.ecn.purdue.edu/liaoh/Image/AboutMe/ForrestGump7Small.jpg

'What's In The Box?!'

[wiegeabo]

http://hci.ecn.purdue.edu/liaoh/Image/AboutMe/ForrestGump7Small.jpg

Forest: "Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.beautifulhairstyles.com/movies/whms-pictures/whenharrymetsally020.jpg
SALLY: "This has not been honorable."

[Dr. Fate]

The Harry/Sally picture's out.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Lana_A-T.jpg
LANA LANG: "You're not exactly... normal, are you?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Supermanreeve5.jpg
SUPERMAN: "It's not exactly a normal world, is it?"

[The Hero]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

"We have a holy mission in this world: Kill as many as possible, rob the poorest man, and f**k whatever moves."

[HoldMyDrink]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins4.jpg
GORDON: "I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f**king crazy I really am!'? Yeah. Do you guys do that?"

[gvcool2]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/king_kong_empire_state_building_sunset.jpg

King Kong: 'Have You Tried Not Being A Mutant?'

[Eddie Dean]

http://hci.ecn.purdue.edu/liaoh/Image/AboutMe/ForrestGump7Small.jpg
Forrest Gump: Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

[HoldMyDrink]

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n257/urbanargonaut/molaram.jpg
"It's more comfortable for you to label me as insane."

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n257/urbanargonaut/tw_temple11.jpg
"It's VERY comfortable."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n257/urbanargonaut/molaram.jpg
MOLA RAM: "I have done far worse than kill you... I have hurt you... and I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her... marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive."

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n257/urbanargonaut/tw_temple11.jpg
INDIANA JONES: "Khan! Khhhaaaaaaaaan!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins4.jpg
BATMAN: "Do I frighten you?"
GORDON: "No."
BATMAN: "Do you want me to?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg

Vader: Christ! Enough about your mother! I killed that ***** 20 years ago and she still won't shut up!

[Dr. Fate]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg
VADER: "Resistance is futile."

[Carmine Falcone]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins4.jpg
GORDON: "I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f**king crazy I really am!'? Yeah. Do you guys do that?"

excellent. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
Zorro: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

[gvcool2]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins4.jpg

Batman: 'I'm Bathumb'

Gordon: 'I'm Sorry, your what?'

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg
JONES: "You can take your 3rd Reich and shove it up your ass!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
GINNY: "My precious..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"This has not been honorable."

[gvcool2]

lol Dr.Fate i think we found your catchphrase, and it works with every caption!

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/Sheriffhoyt.jpg

"Have you ever heard of Vietnam?"

[Elijya]

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200309/c.jpg
Flash Gordon: Ya know, ordinary life is pretty complex stuff.

[Dr. Fate]

lol Dr.Fate i think we found your catchphrase, and it works with every caption!
Thanks gvcool2.

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7594_001.jpg
SAWYER: "I think we better split up."
CONNERY: "Good. We can do more damage that way."

[Elijya]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

Cary Grant: You might as well know right off the bat, I had a vasectomy.

[Elijya]

http://peninsulaclarion.com/images/052404/newlyweds.jpg
Fiona: That's bestiality!
Shrek: At it's finest, I hope.
Fiona: Who would want to see something like that?
Shrek: Dante, me, YOU.
Fiona: I don't want to see something like that! Why would you want to see something like that?
Shrek: Because it's ****ed up! Besides, I want to know if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows

[Elijya]

http://www.freewebs.com/orlandobloomluvers/legolas%20and%20aragorn.jpg
Legolas: That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little Hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his ****ing ****.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.freewebs.com/orlandobloomluvers/legolas%20and%20aragorn.jpg
LEGOLAS: "I see dead people."

[Elijya]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/mystic_river/12.jpeg
Cop in charge: Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search! I'm talking Roto-Rooter! Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth!

[gvcool2]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/mystic_river/12.jpeg

'I'm Invincible!!'

[Jack Bauer]

http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/lebowski/biglebowski37.jpg

"Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't **** with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/lebowski/biglebowski37.jpg
"You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!"

[gvcool2]

http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/lebowski/biglebowski37.jpg

'You stole my story!'

[Dr. Fate]

http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/lebowski/biglebowski37.jpg
"Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.lepconnie.com/willow/archives/magkilmer2.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "I'm Batman."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.freewebs.com/orlandobloomluvers/legolas%20and%20aragorn.jpg
LEGOLAS: "I have a bad feeling about this."

[C.F. Kane]

http://peninsulaclarion.com/images/052404/newlyweds.jpg
Fiona: That's bestiality!
Shrek: At it's finest, I hope.
Fiona: Who would want to see something like that?
Shrek: Dante, me, YOU.
Fiona: I don't want to see something like that! Why would you want to see something like that?
Shrek: Because it's ****ed up! Besides, I want to know if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows

hahahahahahahahahaeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwhahahahaha hahahha!!!

[xwolverine2]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/king_kong_empire_state_building_sunset.jpg
"the power of the sun... in the palm of my hand"

[Mr. Vice]

http://www.darkfocus.com/uploaded_images/saw2_jigsaw-728130.jpg

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

[gvcool2]

^ lol

[MrScissorhands]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins4.jpg

Gordon : "Cool Spidey outfit."

(Spider-man 2)

[MrScissorhands]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/mystic_river/12.jpeg

Sean Penn : "Aah, I'm insane with anger ! I'm losing my mind !"

(Signs)

[MrScissorhands]

http://www.peres-fondateurs.com/lafronde/images/damien.jpg

"This is Damien. He's almost too gay to function."

(Mean Girls)

[The Hero]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/king_kong_empire_state_building_sunset.jpg

Watts: I'm in the book, if you ever want to drop me a line or something.

Kong: I'm an ape. And apes don't drop lines.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.peres-fondateurs.com/lafronde/images/damien.jpg

"Now, I will kill you until you die from it!"

[gvcool2]

http://www.peres-fondateurs.com/lafronde/images/damien.jpg

'It's All Obi Wan's Fault, He's Holding Me Back!'

[Zev]

http://www.peres-fondateurs.com/lafronde/images/damien.jpg

"THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.lepconnie.com/willow/archives/magkilmer2.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "I'm your huckleberry."

[vampireslayer97]

http://www.peres-fondateurs.com/lafronde/images/damien.jpg

Redrum... REDRUM! REDRUM!

[Carmine Falcone]

http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/lebowski/biglebowski37.jpg
"Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!"

Genius. :up: :up: :up:

[Dr. Fate]

Genius. :up: :up: :up:
Thanks.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Why do you always wear that thing?" [indicates his mask]
ZORRO: "I have a slight inferiority complex."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
Al Pacino: "ALL YOU MOTHER****ERS ARE GONNA PAY.
YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2752/anchormanno8.jpg

"I can't even imagine how bad that **** must sting... yet I don't want to, neither."

[wiegeabo]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2752/anchormanno8.jpg

"Hey Paul! TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2752/anchormanno8.jpg

"Hey Paul! TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!"
So good to hear that line agian...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.peres-fondateurs.com/lafronde/images/damien.jpg
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

[gvcool2]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2752/anchormanno8.jpg

'You've Got No Arms Left'

'Yes I have'

'*Look*!'

'It's just a flesh wound.'

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.darkfocus.com/uploaded_images/saw2_jigsaw-728130.jpg

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
This is the funniest thing I have Ever read...

:wow: :woot: :up: :up:

[Zev]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2752/anchormanno8.jpg

"Oh yes, there will be blood..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2752/anchormanno8.jpg

'You've Got No Arms Left'

'Yes I have'

'*Look*!'

'It's just a flesh wound.'
Bwahahahahahahaha! :woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.lepconnie.com/willow/archives/magkilmer2.jpg
MADMARTIGAN: "One day, a king will come, and the sword will rise, again..."

[gvcool2]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2752/anchormanno8.jpg

'Look At You, You Can't Even Lift That Cannon Your Holding'

'Sure I Can...'

[Carmine Falcone]

http://images.nzcinema.co.nz/movies/images/Charlie_and_the_Chocolate_Factory_1477_medium.jpg
Grandpa Jacob: I ****ed Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg
Moses: "There was a fire fight!"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://encyclopedia.quickseek.com/images/AugustusGloop2005.jpg
I eat the pussy I eat the butt I eat every mother****ing thang

http://www.failuremag.com/images/wonka_wilder.jpg
You're a ****ing ugly *****. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

[gvcool2]

http://encyclopedia.quickseek.com/images/AugustusGloop2005.jpg

'It's All Obi Wan's Fault, He's Holding Me Back!'

:p

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_texas_chainsaw_massacre/andrew_bryniarski/texas2.jpg
LEATHERFACE: "Warriors, come out and play..."

[Sentinel X]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2752/anchormanno8.jpg

LUKE: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!


http://www.its.caltech.edu/~quizbowl/hl.jpg
*drools*
HANNIBLE: mmm......Hey kid, you gonna eat that?

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"If there's one thing I hate, it's Americans fighting Americans."

[Eddie Dean]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins4.jpg

Batman: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?

Gordon: What are you, cracked?

Batman: No, I saw him on TV the other day, he was holding five elephants in one hand.

Gordon: Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.

Batman: I guess you're right. It'd be a good fight though.

[Jack Bauer]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2752/anchormanno8.jpg

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8726/devilsrejects7un3.jpg

Wydell: You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.

[Mal'Akai]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
"We're on a mission from God."

[Mal'Akai]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/50/84/18432365.jpg
**The new definition of "rough sex"!!**

[Mal'Akai]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg
Luke (thinking): I wonder if he can smell with that thing on?? Oh, well.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPTT TTT!!!!!

[Mal'Akai]

http://bestplace.net/Clipart/StarWars/vader_leia.jpg
Vader: You know... There's something familiar about your hair. Hmmm?? Can't quite put my finger on it....

[Mal'Akai]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
Batman: So, have you found Batman yet??
Thung: No, still looking.

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins4.jpg

Batman: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?

Gordon: What are you, cracked?

Batman: No, I saw him on TV the other day, he was holding five elephants in one hand.

Gordon: Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.

Batman: I guess you're right. It'd be a good fight though.
Bwahahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

http://bestplace.net/Clipart/StarWars/vader_leia.jpg
Vader: "Resistance is futile."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.full-of-beans.net/patriot-games/pg016.jpg
SEAN BEAN: "Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king."

[Byrd Man]

http://www.peres-fondateurs.com/lafronde/images/damien.jpg

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?





http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/lebowski/biglebowski37.jpg

Ho-woh! What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.peres-fondateurs.com/lafronde/images/damien.jpg

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?





http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/lebowski/biglebowski37.jpg

Ho-woh! What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.
Hahahahaha

Good one.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Murphy, I'm a mess!"

[The Man Of 16]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
"My eyes have no blood on them."

[wiegeabo]

What movies are those from?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Attica! Attica!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1086/batmanle0.jpg

Bruce: We need each other.

Rachel: No we don't.

Bruce: We have a connection.

Rachel: No we don't.

Bruce: Then how can you explain that I can read your thoughts?

Rachel: My thoughts are hard to miss.

Bruce: And why is that?

Rachel: Psychically, I'm very well endowed.

Bruce: I'll bet you are.

[Fran]

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg
Luke (thinking): I wonder if he can smell with that thing on?? Oh, well.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPTT TTT!!!!!

LOL! Great!

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins4.jpg
GORDON: "Do you know any good white basketball players?"
BATMAN: "There are no good white basketball players."

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/X300_055.jpg

"I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/xmenthelaststandexclusive.jpg

"More thrust..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/x19.jpg

Logan: I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/x0.jpg

"We are the Knights Who Say Ni!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/x3_hires_12.jpg

"That's a good quarter cigar. I smoke the other 3/4 myself."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/X300_078.jpg

Logan to Storm: What I resent, Lieutenant, is some politician using my base as a test tube for her grand social experiment. What I resent, is the sensitivity training that is now mandatory for all of my men. The ob-gyn I now have to keep on staff just to keep track of your personal pap smears. But most of all what I resent, is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your GODDAMN FRAGILE SENSIBILITIES! Does it?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/X300_070.jpg

"You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/darkphoenixb.jpg

"You're a ****ing ugly *****. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/phomag2.jpg

Magneto: Joey, do you like gladiator movies?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/X3Famke6.png

"The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed, and all the questions kept coming up over and over again, like bubbles in a case of club soda. Who was this character in the hospital? And why was he trying to kill Nordberg? And for whom? Did Ludwig lie to me? I didn't have any proof, but, somehow, I didn't entirely trust him, either. Why was the I Luv You not listed in Ludwig's records? And if it was, did he know about it? And if he didn't, who did? And where the hell was I?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2660/ptoostv1084uw.jpg
COP: "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

[Elijya]

ok, so I finally brought some of our gems over into a new thread at somethingawful. It's funny, I've actually started this thread on a couple of boards, but it never quite catches on :(

anyway, I combined the pictures and text for some of our best efforts:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/RevengeoftheSith.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/shining2.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/starmain.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/v24.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/theringbig2.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/historyx.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/mirror1.gif


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/Masterandcommander-1.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/Kong.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/ghost5.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/citizen_kanePoster_sm.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/adam_sandler2.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

Hahahahaha - funny stuff Elijya.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Killing me won't bring back your god damn honey!"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins4.jpg

BATMAN: I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants.

[Byrd Man]

http://www.amnestyusa.org/lordofwar/i/lordofwar2.jpg

"Get these guys some new books. Charge it to me, too.
Here, pick a card. And I'm taking four
of those school sweaters...a bunch of pennants,
some of those beer mugs...a few of these fuzz balls
you cheer with, and...Hey, folks, it's on me!
Shakespeare for everyone, OK? You, too, honey. I'd like to tame your shrew."

[Carmine Falcone]

http://bestplace.net/Clipart/StarWars/vader_leia.jpg

Vader: Personally I thought you were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate her lipstick, but I'm clearly in a minority.

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

Gyllenhaal: What can I do to a woman that I can't do to you?
Ledger: I cannot conceive, sir.

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg

Hanks: I have a cunning plan!

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7956/arrowty8.png

Bald Guy: Not to worry my lord, the arrow didn't in fact enter my body.
Manute: Oh good.
Bald Guy: No, by a thousand to one chance my willy got in the way.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.amnestyusa.org/lordofwar/i/lordofwar2.jpg

... I kept this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.amnestyusa.org/lordofwar/i/lordofwar2.jpg

... I kept this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years...
Hehehe. Good one Kane.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Is it you? Is it?"

[Mal'Akai]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg
Hanks: Why yes, I do keep my penis in this small box. How did you know?

[Mal'Akai]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
Jake: I'm telling you, Heath, that is the biggest goddam booger I've ever seen hangin from a man's nose!

[Mal'Akai]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/darkphoenixb.jpg
I'VE GOT CRRRRAAAAAMMMPPPSSSS!!!!!!!!

[Mal'Akai]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/phomag2.jpg
Magneto: You see, Jean, someday all this will be yours.
Jean: The curtains???

[Mal'Akai]

http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/lebowski/biglebowski37.jpg
Son, don't make me sic Johnny T. on you. He's a madman when he's been bowling.

[Mal'Akai]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/x3_hires_12.jpg
Damn!! Note to self: Must be more careful when discarding matches after lighting cigar.

[wiegeabo]

So...you making up quotes instead of using quotes from other movies?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/darkphoenixb.jpg
JEAN: "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

[Elijya]

So...you making up quotes instead of using quotes from other movies?
come on weige, you've been in this thread long enough, you know we get a noob who doesn't get the point once a month

[wiegeabo]

I ignored the first time for that very reason.

But not getting it by the second set of quotes?

[gvcool2]

hell the freaking titles called 'MIX movie captions', theres a certain level of tardness that can't comprehend that

[C.F. Kane]

Come now, be nice to the noobs. We were all noobs once, you know.

[gvcool2]

we were all newbs once, some of us may have been n00bs but I tried to avoid it

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "You shall not pass!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "How come every time I tell a guy he can stick it anywhere, he always sticks it in my ass?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "We'll start the ass kissing with you."

[Jack Bauer]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg

"No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the ****ing rules!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
MEL GIBSON: "Bombs! I don't hear any bombs! If they're up there and they came all the way from Asia, don't you think they'd bring a few bombs along?!"
GUY ON OTHER END: "But sir-"
MEL GIBSON: "But nothing! You can't have an air raid without bombs!"

[Byrd Man]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg

Doc: Cookie?
Marty: No, thank you, sir.
Doc: Young lady?
Jennifer: No, thank you, sir.
Doc: No, I was just offering him a young lady.

[wiegeabo]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
"KHAAAAAAAN!!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

Damn wiegeabo, you beat me to it!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
MEL GIBSON: "Get away from her you b****!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
MEL GIBSON: "Okay, I'll admit it, you know. I'm an anti-Semite. I crack Jew jokes, think they're dirty, greedy."



(School Ties)

[Dr. Fate]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
MEL GIBSON: "You wanna get nuts?! C'mon! Let's get nuts..."

[gvcool2]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg

'Say what you want about Jesus, but leave "The Rings" alone!!'

[Dr. Fate]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
"Khan, you blood sucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work from now on, do you hear me?! Do you?!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
Girl on Phone: Hello?
Mel: [indistinct] Seven days.
Girl on Phone: What? Willie Mays?
Mel: [indistinct] Seven days.
Girl on Phone: Who's gay? Hello?
Mel: [indistinct] Seven days.
Girl on Phone: What?
Mel: Can you hear me now?
Girl on Phone: Kind of.
Mel: Can you hear me now?
Girl on Phone: Yes. Perfect.
Mel: Seven days.
Girl on Phone: Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?
Mel: Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now.
Girl on Phone: So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour?
Mel: Forget hours. This day seven days from now.
Girl on Phone: But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?
Mel: Well, that depends. What holiday?
Girl on Phone: Martin Luther King Day.
Mel: Then no.
Girl on Phone: Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off.
Mel: Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the **** out of you if you'd rather have that.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
Girl on Phone: Hello?
Mel: [indistinct] Seven days.
Girl on Phone: What? Willie Mays?
Mel: [indistinct] Seven days.
Girl on Phone: Who's gay? Hello?
Mel: [indistinct] Seven days.
Girl on Phone: What?
Mel: Can you hear me now?
Girl on Phone: Kind of.
Mel: Can you hear me now?
Girl on Phone: Yes. Perfect.
Mel: Seven days.
Girl on Phone: Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?
Mel: Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now.
Girl on Phone: So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour?
Mel: Forget hours. This day seven days from now.
Girl on Phone: But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?
Mel: Well, that depends. What holiday?
Girl on Phone: Martin Luther King Day.
Mel: Then no.
Girl on Phone: Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off.
Mel: Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the **** out of you if you'd rather have that.
Hehehe. Good one W.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
GIBSON: "They can take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
Mel: "But why is the rum gone!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
GIBSON: "You can take your third reich and shove it up your ass!"

[Zev]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg

"KAAAAHN!"

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNNN!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
GIBSON: "Don't just stare at it! EAT IT!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg

"Excuse me while I whip this out!"

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
Thug: "You're out of your mind."
Batman: "Yeah. Ain't it cool?"

[Zev]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg

"Don't call me fat, you ****ing Jew!"

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg

"Eric, did you just say the F-word?"

http://www.fortunecity.com/millenium/okehampton/345/gibson/m_gibson01.jpg

"Jew?"

http://www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/darth.vader.lg.jpg

"No, he's talking about ****. You can't say **** in school, you ****ing fat ass!"

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg

"Kyle!"

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg

"Why the **** not?"

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg

"Eric!"

[Zev]

http://bestplace.net/Clipart/StarWars/vader_leia.jpg

"Dude, you just said **** again!"

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg

"Stanley!"

http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/lebowski/biglebowski37.jpg

"****!"

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg

"Kenny!"

http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/stars/m/mel_gibson_neu.jpg

"What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****-****ety-****-****-****."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/all_the_king_s_men/sean_penn/kingsmen1.jpg

"How would you like to go see the school counselor?"

http://www.lookalikes-susanscott.co.uk/New%20images/Hollywood/Mel%20Gibson%20-%20Kim%20Curran.jpg

"How would you like to suck my balls?"

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/all_the_king_s_men/_group_photos/jude_law2.jpg

"What did you say?"

http://www.bollyfirst.com/images/mel-gibson.jpg

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was..."

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/08/04/imageed606585-3817-480e-9ad8-61ac9a66d87d.jpg

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?"

http://bastcastle.net/pictures/daddysonny.jpg

"Holy ****, dude."

[wiegeabo]

And once again Zev proves he's the master! :up: