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Dr. Fate

11-10-2005, 10:24 PM

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050516/171325__trenchbattle_l.jpg
LUKE: "Houston, we have a problem."

http://www.cinepatas.com/archivo/sw_iv.jpg
HAN SOLO: "It's 112 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. No wait, scratch the sun glasses."
OBI-WAN KENOBI: "Hit it."

http://www.jedidigital.com/images/han-solo2.jpg
HAN SOLO: "I didn't kill my wife!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Stormtrooper.jpg
STORM TROOPER: "I don't care!"

http://www.murphsplace.com/guinness/images/starmain.jpg
OBI-WAN: But they're engaged.
LUKE: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
OBI-WAN: Why not? It's bound to come up.
LUKE: It's impossible, Lois Lane could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
OBI-WAN:: Sure, why not?
LUKE: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
OBI-WAN: How did I go from being a heroic Jedi Knight Defender of the Old Republic and scion of the Old Jedi Order to discussing Superman's sex life with my deranged former protege's son on a wasteland planet? [close enough]

Elijya

11-10-2005, 10:28 PM

hate to be a technicality ***** again, but it's not as cool when you alter the quotes

Dr. Fate

11-10-2005, 10:38 PM

http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/images/bond-girls/daf/lw005.jpg
PLENTY O'TOOLE: "Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

The Question

11-10-2005, 10:51 PM

http://www.cinepatas.com/archivo/sw_iv.jpg

Han Solo: This is gonna get pretty interesting.
Obi Wan Kenobi: Define "interesting".
Han Solo: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

Dr. Fate

11-10-2005, 10:55 PM

http://www.jedidigital.com/images/han-solo2.jpg
HAN: "It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!"

wiegeabo

11-11-2005, 12:10 AM

http://www.cinepatas.com/archivo/sw_iv.jpg

Luke: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Han: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is."

wiegeabo

11-11-2005, 01:53 AM

http://www.murphsplace.com/guinness/images/starmain.jpg

Luke: "Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?"
Obi-Wan: "There are some who call me... Tim."

Star Wars/Monty Python and the Holy Grail

C.F. Kane

11-11-2005, 10:12 AM

http://kalioglou.sweb.cz/scream.jpg

"If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh. Oh. Get it? Oh. Oh.

Elijya

11-11-2005, 11:57 AM

http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/photosearch/Previews/CIN01297_C490.jpg
Captain Benjamin L. Willard: Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?
Chef: Oh, that's easy. You just gotta find the clitoris.
Captain Benjamin L. Willard: Huh?
Chef: Whoops.

UltimateBatman

11-11-2005, 12:33 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/clemence_poesy/goblet1.jpg

*walks by Ron*

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/afshan_azad22.jpg

Ron: Her dress is so short, you can see her clint.

Hermione: What?

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg

Ron: Her clint, it's in her pussy.

Harry: You mean "clit."

Ron: **** you, I mean like... clintasaurus.

Harry: It's clitoris, you ****in' idiot.

Ron: It's a CLINT.

Hermione: Yeah, like you can see Clint Eastwood in her pussy.

Dr. Fate

11-11-2005, 02:04 PM

Dr. Fate

11-11-2005, 02:11 PM

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "I made you, you made me first."

http://homepage.mac.com/hodelas/daddyMovies/C1721030558/E39450825/Media/the_light.jpg
JAKE: "ET... phone home..."

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif
PREDATOR: "Resistance if futile."

http://au.i1.yimg.com/movies.aunz.yimg.com/2005/photos/main/34522.jpg
TERMINATOR: "Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

UltimateBatman

11-11-2005, 05:03 PM

It's funny in a sick, twisted way, but what's it from?

It's from the film L.I.E.
Great movie with Brian Cox.
Go rent it. Run!

wiegeabo

11-11-2005, 05:06 PM

http://homepage.mac.com/hodelas/daddyMovies/C1721030558/E39450825/Media/the_light.jpg

"There can be only one!"

wiegeabo

11-11-2005, 05:10 PM

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2095/1411/hi/coe.jpg

"Do, or do not, there is no try."

wiegeabo

11-11-2005, 05:14 PM

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif

"I have to return some videotapes."

wiegeabo

11-11-2005, 05:15 PM

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2095/1411/hi/coe.jpg

Judge: "If you don't shut your ****ing mouth, I will kill you."

American Psycho

wiegeabo

11-11-2005, 05:27 PM

http://www.murphsplace.com/guinness/images/starmain.jpg

Obi-Wan: "Do you really wanna get him? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do?"
Luke: "Anything and everything in my power."
Obi-Wan: "And then what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way because they're not gonna give up the fight until one of you is dead."
Luke: "How do you do it then?"
Obi-Wan: "You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way..."

Star Wars/The Untouchables

wiegeabo

11-11-2005, 05:43 PM

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

Robocop: "I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!"

Robocop/The untouchables

Zev

11-11-2005, 05:54 PM

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif

"Can you blush?"

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

"Listen, **** kicker! You're about one **** hair away from hillbilly heaven."

http://robocoparchive.com/wide/emil3.jpg

"You're human."

"Barely. I'm a lawyer."

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2095/1411/hi/coe.jpg

"You're such a pig-****er, Phillip!"
"Terrance, why would you call me a pig-****er?"
"Well, let's see. First of all, you **** pigs."
"Oh yeah!"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg

"...I'm sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

http://au.i1.yimg.com/movies.aunz.yimg.com/2005/photos/main/34522.jpg

"Dude, what the **** is wrong with German people?"

Zev

11-11-2005, 05:57 PM

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/theringbig2.jpg

"That movie has warped my fragile little mind."

Dr Doom

11-11-2005, 06:00 PM

http://robocoparchive.com/wide/emil3.jpg

CAN OF CORN! CAN OF CORN AND I'LL BE FINE, CAN OF CORN.

Zev

11-11-2005, 06:09 PM

http://www.starwars.stopklatka.pl/images/vader13.jpg

"Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

"I don't listen to hip-hop."

Zev

11-11-2005, 06:10 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/m/images/monsters-inc-1.jpg

"Be careful, dude."

"Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?"

Zev

11-11-2005, 06:12 PM

http://www.myjewishlearning.com/culture/Film/Film_TO/HolocaustFilm/SchindlersList_files/image002.jpg

"Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew."

"Yes I am, Cartman! I *am* a Jew!"

"No, no, don't be so hard on yourself."

Zev

11-11-2005, 06:12 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/l/images/lethal-weapon-1-4.jpg

"****, dude, I wanna be just like Terrence and Phillip!"

Zev

11-11-2005, 06:13 PM

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_110WeaverBiehn.jpg

"Oh boy, military action, Ned, we're gonna kill us some goddam Australians!"
"I think we're fighting Canadians."
"Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?"

Zev

11-11-2005, 06:16 PM

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_153RipleyNewt.jpg

"Mom? If you were in a German scheisse video, you... you'd tell me, right?"

"Sure, hon."

Zev

11-11-2005, 06:23 PM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset13.jpg

"Our government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!"

Zev

11-11-2005, 06:25 PM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/almostthere3.jpg

Cyclops: What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? I bet he'd make a plan and follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Nightcrawler: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the Gold he did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold.

Storm: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair.

Jean: So what would Brian Boitano do if he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick as ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Elijya

11-11-2005, 06:38 PM

CAN OF CORN! CAN OF CORN AND I'LL BE FINE, CAN OF CORN.
you're repeating yourself, you already did that one with the same pic

and zev - mix it up a little. quotes from the same movie over and over get less funny

sorry If I'm being picky

Elijya

11-11-2005, 06:58 PM

http://www.domlife.org/moviereviews/passionchrist15.jpg
Roman Soldier: Tell us everything! Everything!
Jesus: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

4StringFox

11-11-2005, 07:51 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/hockey.jpg

"... some motherf***ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

C.F. Kane

11-11-2005, 08:23 PM

http://qwipster.net/dodgeball.jpg
Why'd it have to be snakes?

4StringFox

11-11-2005, 08:37 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/20050311-09.jpg

"Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?"
"No! Uh. Yes. Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative and that like."
"But you were referred here by the department of employment, there was no need for you to get your 'foot in the door,' as you put it."
"Ehhh... cool. Whatever you say, I'm sorry. You're the man. The dude in the chair."

C.F. Kane

11-11-2005, 08:40 PM

http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0008/e_t_ausserirdische/gallery1/e_t_ausserirdische_006.jpg (http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0008/e_t_ausserirdische/index.php?gal=1&pic=7)

"Why is it so important that you want to contact the governments of our Earth?"

"Because of death. Because all you of Earth are idiots!"

C.F. Kane

11-11-2005, 08:41 PM

http://www.monstershack.net/reviews/full/gfx/p9fos/image001.jpg

Welcome to the suck

Zev

11-11-2005, 09:10 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/20050311-09.jpg

"You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll."

The Chairman

11-11-2005, 09:31 PM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
"Lookin' at something, friend?"

"I ain't your friend, palooka?"

"What was that?"

"I think ya heard me just fine, punchy".

4StringFox

11-11-2005, 09:43 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/SchindlersList.jpg

"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer."

Zev

11-11-2005, 09:54 PM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

"Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system."

"Yes, indeed. If it's a fast ship."

"Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?"

"Should I have?"

"It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! I've outrun Imperial starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?"

"Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions
asked."

"What is it? Some kind of local trouble?"

"Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements."

"Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you
something extra. Ten thousand in advance."

"Ten thousand? We could almost buy our own ship for that!"

"But who's going to fly it, kid! You?"

UltimateBatman

11-11-2005, 10:09 PM

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/20/sidebar.hamill/story.hamill.jpg

Luke: "Hey Paul!"

*slice*

http://216.127.78.103/~dutch-starwars.com/database/personen/pics/darthvader_luke.jpg

Luke: "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!"

Star Wars/American Psycho

The Question

11-11-2005, 10:14 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/SchindlersList.jpg

Dude, what the **** is wrong with German people?

UltimateBatman

11-11-2005, 10:15 PM

http://www.sorgonet.com/tordera/computer/hal9000/hal.jpg

"FEED ME A STRAY CAT"

Elijya

11-11-2005, 10:38 PM

http://blogs.salon.com/0001561/images/2004/03/31/passion4_crucified.jpg
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Elijya

11-11-2005, 10:52 PM

http://www.thenorthcity.com/bbs/uploads/post-8-1119069836.jpg
middle penguin: Look, there's two women ****ing a polar bear.

Elijya

11-11-2005, 10:57 PM

http://student.fortlewis.edu/RCMEDBERY/2002_super_troopers_004.jpg
VO: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

Elijya

11-11-2005, 11:03 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/720000/images/_721892_psch_300.jpg
Bateman: I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live!

C.F. Kane

11-11-2005, 11:08 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/luke_vader.jpg

Vader: You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.

Zev

11-11-2005, 11:33 PM

http://www.mattlatto.freeserve.co.uk/seti/starship.jpg

"War: It's fantastic!"

Dr. Fate

11-12-2005, 12:06 AM

http://216.127.78.103/~dutch-starwars.com/database/personen/pics/darthvader_luke.jpg
EMPEROR [off camera]: "Gentlemen, you cannot fight in here - this is the War Room!"

wiegeabo

11-12-2005, 12:19 AM

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/empire5.jpg

*inhale*
*exhale*
*inhale*
*exhale*
*in...gag choke choke gag*
"I can't breathe in this thing!"

Elijya

11-12-2005, 12:25 AM

"War: It's fantastic!"
damn you, I was gonna use that once I found the right pic....

The Question

11-12-2005, 12:25 AM

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/empire5.jpg

"I'm super. Thanks for asking."

Elijya

11-12-2005, 12:27 AM

http://www.liderdigital.com/imagenes/noticias/foto1/gladiator-ampliacio.jpg
Maximus: We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!

Elijya

11-12-2005, 12:35 AM

http://www.iespana.es/amigosdeltemple/blog/casablanca.jpg
Ilsa: I was so young, just a schoolgirl. He was an older man, so wise in the ways of the world. He used to come around the schoolyard, day after day. I so admired his persistence. Even the restraining order my parents slapped on him was no deterrent. He opened my eyes to the arts: music, clog-dancing, WrestleMania. His work has meant so much to so many. And I owe him everything. Everything.
Rick: I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.

The Question

11-12-2005, 12:39 AM

http://www.iespana.es/amigosdeltemple/blog/casablanca.jpg

Isla: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?

Rick: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

wiegeabo

11-12-2005, 12:57 AM

http://robocoparchive.com/wide/emil3.jpg

*singing*
"Always look on the bright side of life."
*whistle*

Zev

11-12-2005, 01:13 AM

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/01/review.hellboy/story.perlman.blair.jpg

Hellboy: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?

Liz: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

Elijya

11-12-2005, 01:29 AM

http://www.endlessworld.com/images/herculesdisneyset.jpg
Hercules: No, I'm A God, not THE God.

Zev

11-12-2005, 02:15 AM

http://www.lionking.org/imgarchive/Miscellaneous_Images/Friends.jpg

"It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying. Sometimes that means killing a whole bunch of people."

C.F. Kane

11-12-2005, 11:20 AM

http://www.lionking.org/imgarchive/Miscellaneous_Images/Friends.jpg

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

Dr. Fate

11-12-2005, 12:36 PM

http://www.liderdigital.com/imagenes/noticias/foto1/gladiator-ampliacio.jpg
MAXIMUS: "There can be only one!"

kamillon66

11-12-2005, 12:57 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/passion-of-the-christ-1.jpg

"I'm singing in the rain / Yes, singing in the rain / What a glorious feeling / I'm happy again..."

I'm going to Hell for that one. :(

We're all going to hell. Epsecially Mel Gibson for making 300 million off of the torcher of Jesus

Elijya

11-12-2005, 01:53 PM

We're all going to hell. Epsecially Mel Gibson for making 300 million off of the torcher of Jesus
Jesus wasn't burned, he was crucified

(it's spelled torture)

xwolverine2

11-12-2005, 02:23 PM

Jesus wasn't burned, he was crucified

(it's spelled torture)

actually it looks like hes suffering from severe SUNBURN not the whips!

LOL

im going to hell

Poeman

11-12-2005, 02:42 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/newmarket/memento/_group_photos/carrie_anne_moss1.jpg

Guy Pearce: I need you to squeeze my chest, i feel lumps and im scared i have breast cancer
Carrie Ann Moss : umm but youca--.. ok
Guy Pearce: Can i ask you a favor?
Carrie Ann Moss: Sure *lets go of chest*
Guy Pearce: I need you to squeeze my chest, i feel lumps and im scared i have breast cancer

Elijya

11-12-2005, 02:50 PM

:confused:

Poeman

11-12-2005, 03:02 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/_group_photos/eric_bana15.jpg

Bruce Banner: Im strapped to this ***en chair and cannot move , i am scared and im hungry
David Banner: Son, dont worry about it, i have got it all taken care of
Bruce Banner: what do you mean?
David Banner: Before i came here, i just went out and saved alot of money by switching to Geico

Poeman

11-12-2005, 03:03 PM

:confused:

dont u get it man, have u seen memento??

guy pearce has short term memory, and the scene resembles the one from fight club where the chick asks ed norton to squeeze her breasts casueshes scared she has cancer

xwolverine2

11-12-2005, 03:05 PM

dont u get it man, have u seen memento??

guy pearce has short term memory, and the scene resembles the one from fight club where the chick asks ed norton to squeeze her breasts casueshes scared she has cancer

but the captions must be from other movies...... :up:

Elijya

11-12-2005, 03:05 PM

I know the pic, but the quote... Did you just make it up? Poe, you're supposed to take quotes from OTHER movies

Elijya

11-12-2005, 03:11 PM

http://www.iespana.es/amigosdeltemple/blog/casablanca.jpg
Ilsa: What do you want?
Rick: What I've always wanted. To watch you die.

casablanca/sleepers

Zev

11-12-2005, 03:17 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/_group_photos/eric_bana15.jpg

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS ****ING COUCH!"

Elijya

11-12-2005, 03:31 PM

http://www.vendicari.nl/logboek/images/bates032303_big.jpg
I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang...

Elijya

11-12-2005, 03:42 PM

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2003/freaky/fri8.jpg
Lindsey: You're not my mother.
Jamie Lee: Yes I am.
Lindsey: Then why are we sleeping together?

Poeman

11-12-2005, 03:47 PM

I know the pic, but the quote... Did you just make it up? Poe, you're supposed to take quotes from OTHER movies

Ohhh oops sorry guys my bad hehe

next one ill make it outta other movies lol

Elijya

11-12-2005, 03:49 PM

http://www.liderdigital.com/imagenes/noticias/foto1/gladiator-ampliacio.jpg
Maximus: If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

gladiator/happy gilmore

Elijya

11-12-2005, 03:55 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/thequest_317.jpg
Van Damme: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!

(the quest/happy gilmore)

Elijya

11-12-2005, 03:58 PM

(anybody who needs pics, this is an enourmous archive of Jean Claude Van Damme pictures and screen caps http://www.allstarz.org/users/fandamme/05picturearchive.htm you'll have to save the pics and host em yourself, but the selection is unbeatable)

wiegeabo

11-12-2005, 04:05 PM

http://www.murphsplace.com/guinness/images/starmain.jpg
Obi-Won: "Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."
Luke: "Right."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Stormtrooper.jpg
(bang bang bang)

http://www.murphsplace.com/guinness/images/starmain.jpg
Jack Ryan: "I have to be careful what I shoot at?"

Zev

11-12-2005, 04:27 PM

http://www.liderdigital.com/imagenes/noticias/foto1/gladiator-ampliacio.jpg

"You know, when I get back there, I'm going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis."

Zev

11-12-2005, 04:28 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Stormtrooper.jpg

"Dodge this."

Zev

11-12-2005, 06:42 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/saw_ii/saw2_clown.jpg

"How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the **** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."

Zev

11-12-2005, 06:44 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg

"YOU SHALT NOT PASS!"

Zev

11-12-2005, 06:49 PM

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sh_002judge.jpg

"How about you take a sugar-frosted **** off the end of my dick?"

Zev

11-12-2005, 06:51 PM

http://www.exclaim.ca/images/up-leon_the_professional.jpg

"I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad."

Zev

11-12-2005, 06:54 PM

http://images.zap2it.com/20050610/07_waroftheworlds.jpg

"They won't let me testify. I told the cops that you saved my life and they just acted like I was crazy. They talked my parents into keeping me away. They said that you done things that you didn't do. I told them that you saved me from that Roark creep, but they won't even check me out to see if I'm still a virgin. I'm still a virgin, still alive... thanks to you. They got it all backwards."

wiegeabo

11-12-2005, 07:17 PM

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sh_002judge.jpg

"You know what? **** you! How about that?"

Harry Potter/Scareface

wiegeabo

11-12-2005, 07:18 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Stormtrooper.jpg

"You wanna **** with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

The Question

11-12-2005, 09:54 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/luke_vader.jpg

Luke: Which did you like better, Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?

Vader: Empire.

Luke: Blasphemy.

wiegeabo

11-12-2005, 10:10 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/luke_vader.jpg

Luke: Which did you like better, Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?

Vader: Empire.

Luke: Blasphemy.

Damn straight! :up:

wiegeabo

11-12-2005, 10:11 PM

http://216.127.78.103/~dutch-starwars.com/database/personen/pics/darthvader_luke.jpg

Luke: "I will kill you till you die from it!"

wiegeabo

11-12-2005, 10:20 PM

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg

"I'm Tony Montana! You **** with me, you ****in' with the best!"

Dr. Fate

11-12-2005, 10:24 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/luke_vader.jpg

Luke: Which did you like better, Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?

Vader: Empire.

Luke: Blasphemy.

What is that from?

http://movies.themoviebox.net/images/fog/main.jpg
TOM WELLING: "Oh no!"
MAGGIE GRACE: "What the f*** was that?"
TOM WELLING: "The motor - it's thrown a rod!"
MAGGIE GRACE: "Is that serious?"
TOM WELLING: "Yeah."

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/P/predator3.jpg
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Americans fighting Americans."

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "So you sweethearts were gonna have yourselves a little lynching party, huh?! I just might have to put an END to you on general principles, Nauls. Did every occur to anyone in the jury that someone might have gotten some of my clothes and shoved them up the furnace?!"

The Question

11-12-2005, 10:50 PM

What is that from?

Clerks.

Zev

11-12-2005, 11:07 PM

http://members.aol.com/Xnoid64/GodzillaClassic.jpg

"KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!"

The Question

11-12-2005, 11:24 PM

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/may2004/3/6/0002AA0A-2183-10B6-875F80C328EC0000.jpg

"OUTLANDER!!!! WE HAVE YOUR WOMAN!!!!"

Dr. Fate

11-13-2005, 12:37 AM

Clerks.
I haven't seen Clerks in a while; I take it was a Dante/Randal exchange most likely?

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

Zev

11-13-2005, 03:36 PM

http://www.princessleia.com/images/starwars/LeiaR2/before_leap_luke26leia.jpg

"I wanna have sex with the half of you that isn't my sister!"

Elijya

11-13-2005, 03:55 PM

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2005/narnia/narnia5.jpg
Peter: There are no pacts between lions and men!

Elijya

11-13-2005, 04:22 PM

http://www.bilbocine.com/conspiracion_conspiracy_theory.jpg
Julia: Are you ok?
Mel: I don't know. I'm kinda ****ed up in general, so it's hard to gauge.

The Question

11-13-2005, 09:00 PM

I haven't seen Clerks in a while; I take it was a Dante/Randal exchange most likely?

Yeah. Right before they talked to the roofer about the ending or Return of the Jedi.

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/180704_4.jpg

"I'm a just a sweet transvestite. From Transsexual, Transylvania."

Dr. Fate

11-14-2005, 07:46 AM

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/180704_4.jpg
JOKER: "I'm on top of the world ma!"

The Question

11-14-2005, 08:54 AM

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2005/narnia/narnia5.jpg

Aslan: I fart in your general direction.

Dr. Fate

11-14-2005, 12:21 PM

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2005/narnia/narnia5.jpg
ASLAN: "Genesis allowed is not. Is planet forbidden!"

Zev

11-14-2005, 12:35 PM

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2005/narnia/narnia5.jpg

"It'll grow back."

"Yeah, and how do you tell that to these kids here who have never seen a lion before and now probably won't have the desire to ever see one again?"

"Kids, it'll grow back."

[kids cheer]

wiegeabo

11-14-2005, 01:09 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

Harry Potter/Full Metal Jacket

Carmine Falcone

11-14-2005, 02:04 PM

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sh_002judge.jpg
Harry Potter

That pic is from Sleepy Hollow...

wiegeabo

11-14-2005, 03:01 PM

Damn, grabbed the wrong pic. Fixed.

Caption worked out fine anyways.

wiegeabo

11-14-2005, 03:04 PM

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/180704_4.jpg
JOKER: "Today is a good day to die!"

Mister Sinister

11-14-2005, 03:30 PM

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ent/2004-12-25/1103912738_LmaO3Z.jpg
"I'm dead sexy!"

MaskedManJRK

11-14-2005, 07:14 PM

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/may2004/3/6/0002AA0A-2183-10B6-875F80C328EC0000.jpg

Harry: You obviously don't know who you are f**king with!!!

MaskedManJRK

11-14-2005, 07:17 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg

Joker: I bet you're the kind of individual who would f**k someone in the ass and not have the goddamn curtosy to give him a reach-around!

wiegeabo

11-14-2005, 07:19 PM

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/180704_4.jpg
JOKER: "Hello, I'm Johnny Cash."

wiegeabo

11-14-2005, 07:38 PM

http://www.princessleia.com/images/starwars/LeiaR2/before_leap_luke26leia.jpg

Leia: "They call me MISTER Tibbs!"

wiegeabo

11-14-2005, 07:42 PM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

wiegeabo

11-14-2005, 07:57 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg

Joker: "You know, my general dislike of you is turning into a real hate..."

Elijya

11-14-2005, 09:18 PM

hey, can anyone see if they can find any pictures of Martin Luthor King or Ghandi from the movies? I've had tons of good ideas for them, but haven't been able to find pics

wiegeabo

11-14-2005, 09:58 PM

I need a good place for general movie pics as well.

The Question

11-14-2005, 10:13 PM

wiegeabo

11-14-2005, 10:39 PM

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Data-laugh.jpg

"Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er!"

wiegeabo

11-14-2005, 10:45 PM

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/mar05/ring2_031805_big.jpg

"Do not go in there! Pheeww!"

Dr. Fate

11-15-2005, 11:43 AM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg
HARRY: "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
DUMBLEDORE: "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."

http://www.princessleia.com/images/starwars/LeiaR2/before_leap_luke26leia.jpg
LEIA: "Murphy, it's you!"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Data-laugh.jpg
DATA: "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too! Cackle, Cackle!"

C.F. Kane

11-15-2005, 12:52 PM

http://blogs.salon.com/0001561/images/2004/03/31/passion4_crucified.jpg

I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!

C.F. Kane

11-15-2005, 12:58 PM

http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/djfl/1005/100811b2.jpg

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

Elijya

11-15-2005, 12:59 PM

haha, so wrong :D

Elijya

11-15-2005, 01:00 PM

http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/djfl/1005/100811b2.jpg
Warlord: Ghandi, what is best in life?
Ghandi: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

(we need some more Ghandi pics....)

wiegeabo

11-15-2005, 01:33 PM

http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/djfl/1005/100811b2.jpg

"You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."

Zev

11-15-2005, 02:58 PM

http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/djfl/1005/100811b2.jpg

"Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a **** if you're ****in' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that ****in' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the ***** of the bunch. First one is tough, no ****in' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no ****in' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... ****... now I do it just to watch their ****in' expression change."

Carmine Falcone

11-15-2005, 03:04 PM

wiegeabo

11-15-2005, 03:08 PM

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/may2004/3/6/0002AA0A-2183-10B6-875F80C328EC0000.jpg

"There was a FIREFIGHT!"

Harry Potter/Boondock Saints

wiegeabo

11-15-2005, 03:12 PM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

"So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."

Passion/Boondock Saints

wiegeabo

11-15-2005, 03:18 PM

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

"So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?"

Robocop/Boondock Saints

wiegeabo

11-15-2005, 06:45 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/110138b2.jpg

"Now, I would just like to point out that this film is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning this film NOT to get SILLY again! Right!"

wiegeabo

11-15-2005, 06:49 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/110138b2.jpg

"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

wiegeabo

11-15-2005, 06:58 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg

Dumbledore: "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
Harry: "What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"
Dumbledore: "Yeah."
Harry: "Wow, that's messed up."

Harry Potter/Office Space

The Chairman

11-15-2005, 07:12 PM

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: I want you to tell your friends about me.

BAD GUY: Who are you?

ROBOCOP: I'm Batman.

Dr. Fate

11-15-2005, 11:51 PM

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: I want you to tell your friends about me.

BAD GUY: Who are you?

ROBOCOP: I'm Batman.
HAHAHAHAHA.

Dr. Fate

11-15-2005, 11:52 PM

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "Alright Luthor, where is it?! Where's that detonator?!" [scans box] "You diseased maniac... do you really think you could hide it from me by incasing it in lead? I'll mold this box to your prison bars!"

UltimateBatman

11-16-2005, 04:46 AM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

[Jesus flips through a magazine.]

"Hey-hey, it's Captain Kirk. Ever see that old Star Trek show where there's a bad Captain Kirk and a good one? And Spock, and Dr. Phones..."

"You mean 'Bones'?"

"What? It's Phones McCoy."

"'Bones' is a nickname for doctor, idiot. "

"No, it's like get the doctor on the phone, like house calls. "

"It's Bones!"

"It's Phones!"

UltimateBatman

11-16-2005, 04:50 AM

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

Willis: "And if I was a spy, what would you think of me then?"

Osment: "Well, I'd think that you are just like James Bond except James Bond doesn't go around blowing boys."

[Willis laughs hard]

UltimateBatman

11-16-2005, 05:37 AM

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/22/200px-Draco_Malfoy_COS.jpg

Draco: You weren't usng any protection.

Ron: So what? She's not ****ing anyone else. I'm not gonna catch anything.

Cedric: He means she can get pregnant, you ********.

Ron: I think she's a little young for that guys.

Draco: Does she bleed, man? Does she get her periods?

Ron: She started them last year, i think.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41150000/jpg/_41150453_cedric.jpg

Cedric: Duh!

Draco: You better start using a rubber cuz a baby could be a little hard to explain to your parents.

Cedric: Especially a two headed baby!

Ron: Hey ****-o's! Something wrong with my family?

Draco: Chill dude. I'm trying to said that if a brother and sister make a baby, a lot of times could have two heads or something like that.

Ron: :rolleyes:

Cedric: He's right man. Everyone knows it. It's in health books and everything. Look, even ask Blitzer. He's a brain.

Ron: He don't know ****.

[Harry enters scene]

http://www.twwn.net/Movie%20Pictures/gof23.jpg

Cedric: Blitzer what happen when a sister and a brother make a baby?

Harry: Two headed baby.

Ron: :rolleyes:

Draco: He ****s his sister.

Harry: I don't believe it!

Ron: Twenty bucks. See for youself.

Harry: I don't mean I don't believe it, i just...

Ron: You don't believe **** Blitzer!

Harry: Look, I do believe that you **** your sister, i just think..

Draco: I think he's trying to say that its not politically correct to **** your sister.

Ron: :rolleyes: We're not even old enough to vote, so that's a stupid joke, Blitzer.

Draco: *sighs*

[silence]

Cedric: Wish I had a sister...

The Question

11-16-2005, 09:20 AM

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2005/narnia/narnia5.jpg

Aslan: CAN YOU DIG IT?

C.F. Kane

11-16-2005, 10:44 AM

C.F. Kane

11-16-2005, 10:47 AM

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/img/review/981030/orgazmo.jpg

"What's the 'O' stand for?"

"Nothing"

Orgazmo/North by Northwest

UltimateBatman

11-16-2005, 11:17 AM

Lol

What's the dialogue from?

That group of three posts I just did feature dialogue from the film L.I.E.
Go watch it. It's fantastic.

Dr. Fate

11-16-2005, 12:09 PM

http://www.st-hypertext.com/images/misc/khan/kirk_spock.jpg
SPOCK: "The Force Will Be With You... Always..."

Sorry, I know it's obvious.

The Chairman

11-16-2005, 05:10 PM

wiegeabo

11-17-2005, 02:15 PM

http://www.st-hypertext.com/images/misc/khan/kirk_spock.jpg

Spock (dying): "I'm not supposed to be here today!"

Wrath of Khan/Clerks

Elijya

11-17-2005, 02:21 PM

http://blogs.salon.com/0001561/images/2004/03/31/passion4_crucified.jpg
Jesus: I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school

wiegeabo

11-17-2005, 02:26 PM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

"My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels."

Passion/Clerks

Zev

11-17-2005, 03:42 PM

http://blogs.salon.com/0001561/images/2004/03/31/passion4_crucified.jpg

"That mother****er cut off my ear! He slashed my face! I'm deformed!"

Zev

11-17-2005, 03:58 PM

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgmp0352.jpg

"Smile, you son of a *****!"

Zev

11-17-2005, 04:01 PM

http://www.sea.fi/foto/manhattan.jpg

"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** don't ****ing roll! Shomer shabbos!"

Zev

11-17-2005, 04:06 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

"Goddamn you Walter! You ****in' *******! Everything's a ****in' travesty with you, man! And what was all that **** about Vietnam? What the ****, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the **** are you talking about?"

Zev

11-17-2005, 04:08 PM

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t065/T065217A.jpg

"Do you think I sleep with every guy who writes me a letter? No. I give them hand jobs."

Zev

11-17-2005, 05:52 PM

http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/DEFGH/Dawn-Of-The-Dead/photos/dawn_pic1.jpg

"I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road."

"Jesus, it's only the biggest Goddamn hole in the world."

"Clark, watch your language!"

"Make that the second biggest."

Zev

11-17-2005, 05:59 PM

http://mellody.co.za/michaela/palpatine/gallery/emperor12.jpg

"This is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy."

Zev

11-17-2005, 05:59 PM

http://ken-goeasy2.seesaa.net/image/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00701.jpg

"No longer will our penises be flaccid and unused."

"No longer we steal grandfather's porn."

"No longer we will wear blindfolds while jerking each other off."

Zev

11-17-2005, 06:01 PM

http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/GladiatorBigPic.jpg

"You like that, huh? Hahaha, go **** your sister!"

Zev

11-17-2005, 06:04 PM

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg

"You, you have weak ankles. One of your calves is bigger than the other. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup. What's with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT. Male cheerleaders, enough said. Smile. Don't smile. Ah, good tone and general musculature. Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms its own website! And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody."

wiegeabo

11-17-2005, 06:11 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

Soldier: "My girlfriend's sucked 37 *****!"
Sergeant: "In a row?!?"

Zev

11-17-2005, 06:25 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/gladiator/_group_photos/connie_nielsen14.jpg

"Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?"

"Please that's way too much information."

"Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always have to take a huge dump."

"****."

"On their chest."

"Oh, that is whack."

wiegeabo

11-17-2005, 06:44 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

Sergeant: I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there?
Soldier: I don't see any crab.
Sergeant: Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs.

wiegeabo

11-17-2005, 06:45 PM

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg

Vader: "I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner last night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was wonderful."
Stormtrooper: "But sir, we didn't have you over for dinner last night."
Vader: "Oh, very well. Then, where the hell was I? And who's Cheryl? "

Star Wars/Hot Shots

Elijya

11-17-2005, 07:24 PM

good run zev and weig :up:

Elijya

11-17-2005, 07:33 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/herogreen.jpg
Broken Sword: Everything's so greeeeen......

Elijya

11-17-2005, 07:41 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/herosurrounded.jpg
Nameless: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s!

Elijya

11-17-2005, 07:46 PM

http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2002/Hero/C.Black/77.jpg
Sky: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

BrodieBruce

11-17-2005, 07:49 PM

Elijya, you can't hotlink yo umadman!

Elijya

11-17-2005, 07:52 PM

http://bilder.filmstarts.de/verzeichnis/film/filme/i/independence.day/IndependenceDay07.jpg
President Whitmore: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

BrodieBruce

11-17-2005, 07:53 PM

You're still doing ti!

Elijya

11-17-2005, 07:53 PM

Elijya, you can't hotlink yo umadman!
they're all showing up for me

BrodieBruce

11-17-2005, 07:54 PM

not fer me

Elijya

11-17-2005, 07:55 PM

http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2002/MaidInManhattan/Movie.1/04.jpg
Ralph Fiennes (in head): Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.

(maid in manhatten/spaceballs)

Elijya

11-17-2005, 08:02 PM

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1097762/photo_06_hires.jpg
Captain Tyne: Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

(the perfect storm/spaceballs)

C.F. Kane

11-17-2005, 09:39 PM

http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2002/MaidInManhattan/Movie.1/04.jpg
Ralph Fiennes (in head): Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.

(maid in manhatten/spaceballs)

LMAO

C.F. Kane

11-17-2005, 09:45 PM

http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/american_pie3/american_pie3_11.jpg

"Your days of finger-banging Ms. Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!"

C.F. Kane

11-17-2005, 09:49 PM

http://liz-jen.net/liz-jen/soulmates/kermit_piggy/images/11.jpg

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? Same thing as everything else."

C.F. Kane

11-17-2005, 10:23 PM

http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2003/KillBill.Vol1/vol1.1/01.jpg (javascript:history.back();)

:eek: "She's got a sword!"

"You idiots. We've all got swords."

Dr. Fate

11-18-2005, 09:50 AM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg
HARRY: "Every villager able to wield a sword has been sent to the armory. My lord?"
DUMBLEDORE: "Who am I, Gamling?"
HARRY: "You are our king, sire."
DUMBLEDORE: "And do you trust your king?"
HARRY: "Your men my lord, will follow you to whatever end."
DUMBLEDORE: "To whatever end..."

Agent Thermal

11-18-2005, 12:09 PM

http://www.bilbocine.com/conspiracion_conspiracy_theory.jpg

Mel: "There's a monster outside my room - can I have a glass of water?"

Agent Thermal

11-18-2005, 12:10 PM

http://liz-jen.net/liz-jen/soulmates/kermit_piggy/images/11.jpg

Piggy: "YOU......ARE......A........TOYEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Agent Thermal

11-18-2005, 12:19 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

Sarge: "You.....must be like the wolf-pack. NOT like the six-pack."

Dr. Fate

11-18-2005, 01:49 PM

http://www.jedidigital.com/images/princess-leia2.jpg
PRINCESS LEIA: "I am no man!"

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/leia/images/Princess_Leia2.jpg
LEIA: "Flying blind on a rocket cycle?!"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/terminator_3__rise_of_the_machines/_group_photos/arnold_schwarzenegger1.jpg
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: "Dead or alive, you are coming with ME."

http://www.fsu.edu/~crimdo/images/robocop.jpg
ROBOCOP: "Hasta la vista, baby."

wiegeabo

11-18-2005, 03:41 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

Sarge: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the **** do you think you're talking to?"

Zev

11-18-2005, 09:52 PM

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2005/narnia/narnia5.jpg

Aslan: Two legs bad, four legs good!

The Question

11-18-2005, 09:54 PM

http://www.bilbocine.com/conspiracion_conspiracy_theory.jpg

Mel: We've just got to ask ourselves. What would Brian Boytano do?

Zev

11-18-2005, 09:56 PM

http://images.art.com/images/-/Russell-Crowe---A-Beautiful-Mind--C10102591.jpeg

"Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then."

The Question

11-19-2005, 11:58 AM

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2005/narnia/narnia5.jpg

Aslan: Now say: Big floppy donkey dick.

The Chairman

11-19-2005, 12:17 PM

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/mehzeb/lois_map.jpg
LOIS LANE: Mike Hunt? Has anyone her seen Mike Hunt?

Carmine Falcone

11-19-2005, 12:56 PM

http://liz-jen.net/liz-jen/soulmates/kermit_piggy/images/11.jpg

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? Same thing as everything else."

Genius :up:

Dr. Fate

11-20-2005, 12:51 AM

Genius :up:
Yeah.

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg
"I want the name of this flying whatchamacallit to go with the Daily Planet like bacon & eggs, franks & beans, death & taxes, politics & corruption!"

Agent Thermal

11-20-2005, 02:22 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/terminator_3__rise_of_the_machines/_group_photos/arnold_schwarzenegger1.jpg
Arnold: "Who is yeh daddy, and what does he DO?"

The Question

11-20-2005, 02:41 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

"I feel pretty."

MaskedManJRK

11-20-2005, 04:33 PM

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2005/narnia/narnia5.jpg

Aslan: I'm a mushroom-cloud laying motherf**ker, motherf**ker!

MaskedManJRK

11-20-2005, 04:34 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

"I just sharted."

MaskedManJRK

11-20-2005, 04:45 PM

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1097762/photo_06_hires.jpg

"Alright, ramblers, let's get ramblin'."

C.F. Kane

11-20-2005, 05:12 PM

C.F. Kane

11-20-2005, 05:17 PM

Genius :up:

Aw, shucks :o :D Thanks

C.F. Kane

11-20-2005, 07:00 PM

http://www.couleurnewyork.com/photosfilms/Cocktst2.jpg

Brian: What'll it be?

Customer[off-screen]: Red Rum. Red Rum. Red Rum.

The Chairman

11-20-2005, 07:22 PM

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Episode_2/Characters/Padawans/aotc-padawans-yoda03.jpg
YODA (introducing them): Carol the waitress, Simon f*g.

Zev

11-20-2005, 08:41 PM

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Episode_2/Characters/Padawans/aotc-padawans-yoda03.jpg

Yoda: Joey, do you like gladiator movies?

wiegeabo

11-20-2005, 10:50 PM

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1097762/photo_06_hires.jpg

"Oh, no! Hey, Bandit, Hey, Bandit, listen to this!
[siren blares behind ship] You know who that is? That's Mr. Evil Knievel. He snuck in my back door, son, when I wasn't lookin'. You better flip-flop back here and gimme' a hand, son, or we gonna be in a heap of trouble. Please roger that transmission!"

Perfect Storm/Smokey and the Bandit

wiegeabo

11-20-2005, 10:53 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

sarge: "There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth. "

Full Metal Jacket/Smokey and the Bandit

Dr. Fate

11-21-2005, 10:38 AM

http://members.fortunecity.com/andifritz/gif/run1.jpg
KOTTO: "First you trade the cadillac for a microphone, then you lie to me about the band, and now you're gonna stick me right back in the joint!"
ARNOLD "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

Elijya

11-21-2005, 10:55 AM

bad link, fate

The Question

11-21-2005, 05:20 PM

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1097762/photo_06_hires.jpg

"This is your captain speaking. We'll be experiancing some turbialence and then explode."

Dr Doom

11-21-2005, 05:21 PM

:up:
GREAT MOVIE

Zev

11-21-2005, 06:41 PM

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1097762/photo_06_hires.jpg

"I don't want Fop, goddamnit, I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

MaskedManJRK

11-21-2005, 06:44 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

"Have some sloppy joes! I made them just like you kids like them, nice and SLOPPY!"

Dr Doom

11-21-2005, 06:45 PM

THATS NOT THE QUOTE :o

C.F. Kane

11-21-2005, 07:25 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

You were The Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy The Sith, not join them! It was you who would bring balance to The Force, not leave it in Darkness! You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!

C.F. Kane

11-21-2005, 07:32 PM

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.wkac.ac.uk/edstudies/courses/level%2520three/metrop.gif

[singing] How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Dr Doom

11-21-2005, 07:33 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

Sergeant Hartman: What in the hell are you doing in my graveyard? You have been told to stay away! Sound off like you've got a pair!
I do not like you! You cannot bring your spooks here without my permission! Disappear, scumbag!

wiegeabo

11-21-2005, 07:35 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

Sarge: "I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure."

Full Metal Jacket/The Matrix

wiegeabo

11-21-2005, 07:38 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

Sarge: My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.

Full Metal Jacket/Hot Shots

MaskedManJRK

11-21-2005, 08:23 PM

THATS NOT THE QUOTE :o

Look at the title of the thread, it's the f**king point. :o

Dr Doom

11-21-2005, 08:24 PM

WOW, WHAT A MORON.

MaskedManJRK

11-21-2005, 08:44 PM

WOW, WHAT A MORON.

Wow, what an individual who can go to a thread that's about putting quotes of different movies to pictures of different movies and tell a person who does so that they got the quote for the picture wrong.

Dr Doom

11-21-2005, 08:46 PM

LISTEN DUMB****, MY COMMENT WAS ABOUT THE QUOTE YOU USED. IT IS INCORRECT. TRY THINKING BEFORE YOU POST.

MaskedManJRK

11-21-2005, 08:50 PM

LISTEN DUMB****, MY COMMENT WAS ABOUT THE QUOTE YOU USED. IT IS INCORRECT. TRY THINKING BEFORE YOU POST.

My mistake, just be a little more specific next time, is all I'm saying.

Now that THAT is out of the way, how did I mess up the quote?

Dr Doom

11-21-2005, 08:56 PM

Have some more sloppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.

The Question

11-21-2005, 09:03 PM

:up:
GREAT MOVIE

Yes, it was. Unfortunately, it didn't make enough in the box office to constitute a sequel. However, the large amout of fan aproval (and thge large amount of fans) might hopefully encourage a chanell like Sci-Fi (which would be perfect for Firefly) to pick the show up like they did with SG-1.

The Question

11-21-2005, 09:16 PM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Judas: This is gonna get pretty interesting.
Jesus: Define "interesting".
Judas: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

Edd Extraordinaire

11-21-2005, 09:18 PM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Jesus: B**ch ass n***a.

The Chairman

11-21-2005, 09:37 PM

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg
"Elliot, do I look like a beautiful blone with big t*ts and an a*s that tastes like french vanilla ice cream?"

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-763.jpg
"What"?

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg
"I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big t*ts and an a*s that tastes like french vanilla ice cream?"

Dr. Fate

11-22-2005, 11:50 PM

http://www.videovista.net/articles/escny1.jpg
"We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a wiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was. If ever oh ever a wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is one because, because, because, because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!"

Elijya

11-24-2005, 07:04 PM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg
Jesus: Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together we are the masters of our sexual destiny.

The Chairman

11-25-2005, 01:09 PM

http://www.ccctf.com/tr_pics05/wolfman.jpg
"I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

The Chairman

11-25-2005, 01:15 PM

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/180704_4.jpg
"Everyone has AIDS! AIDS, AIDS, AIDS! AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS! Everyone has AIDS!"

That's terrible, I know.

MaskedManJRK

11-25-2005, 02:59 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/passion-of-the-christ-1.jpg

God: I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!!

*awaits lightning to strike*

MaskedManJRK

11-25-2005, 03:34 PM

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/books/reviews/10/26/scary.books/movie.exorcist.jpg

Exorcist: I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Elijya

11-25-2005, 03:56 PM

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/passion-of-the-christ-1.jpg

God: I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!!

*awaits lightning to strike*
hehehe. god, I haven't seen Heathers in a long time

The Chairman

11-25-2005, 04:27 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/720000/images/_721892_psch_300.jpg
"You wanna get nuts? C'mon, let's get nuts!"

wiegeabo

11-25-2005, 04:47 PM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Jesus (to Judas): "You know, my general dislike for you is turning into a real hate."

Passion/Sands of Iwo Jima

Zev

11-25-2005, 05:04 PM

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/07/03/league.jpg

"Give me the bat, Wendy. Give me the ****ing bat!"

The Chairman

11-25-2005, 08:50 PM

http://www.ads345.com/adView.aspx?requesturl=http%3A%2F%2Fterryxart.com% 2FBatman%2520260.jpg&mac=ac983ed4&Segment=1
"We are going to need a lot of drinks."

http://www.ads345.com/adView.aspx?requesturl=http%3A%2F%2Fterryxart.com% 2FBatman%2520261.jpg&mac=ac983ed4&Segment=1
"To break the ice?"

http://www.ads345.com/adView.aspx?requesturl=http%3A%2F%2Fterryxart.com% 2FBatman%2520262.jpg&mac=ac983ed4&Segment=1
"No, to kill the bug up your a**."

The Chairman

11-25-2005, 09:08 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DMouse/scream.jpg
"The shot! Give my daugter the shot!"

Dr. Fate

11-25-2005, 09:29 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/720000/images/_721892_psch_300.jpg
"You wanna get nuts? C'mon, let's get nuts!"
From one Batman to another, it's still funny. :up:

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/passion-of-the-christ-1.jpg
JESUS: "Stella!"

wiegeabo

11-25-2005, 10:24 PM

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Batman262.jpg
Gollum: They're thieves! They're thieves! They're filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us, our precious. Curse them! WE hates them! it's ours it is, and we wants it! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Batman260.jpg
Smeagol: No! Not master.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Batman262.jpg
Gollum: Yes precious. First they cheat you, hurt you, LIE.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Batman260.jpg
Smeagol: Master's my friend!.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Batman262.jpg
Gollum: You don't have any friends, nobody likes you!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Batman260.jpg
Smeagol: I'm not listening, I'm not listening.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/Batman262.jpg
Gollum: You're a liar and a thief.

The Chairman

11-25-2005, 11:46 PM

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2001/1130/photo/rocky_mickey_i.jpg
Mickey: Now, listen, son, I get up in the morning and I smoke a cigarette, then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I have a bacon sandwich, and for a mid day snakck?

Rocky: Bacon?

Micky: Bacon! A whole damn plate of it. And then I usually drink my dinner. Now, all these flat bellied experts say I should have taken a dirt nap thiry years ago. Well, I'm still here, and they keep dyin'.

Dr. Fate

11-26-2005, 11:16 AM

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "What did you do, wake up this morning and say 'Today, I'm gonna ruin a man's life!'?!"

Elijya

11-29-2005, 03:12 AM

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/8204_tyy016.jpg
Hector: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious ****.

Dr. Fate

11-29-2005, 11:30 AM

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/8204_tyy016.jpg
HECTOR: "Crom, I've never prayed to you before, I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men, why we fought or why we died. No, all that matters is that two stood against many, that's what's important. Valor pleases you Crom, so grant me one request - grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to Hell with you!"

wiegeabo

11-29-2005, 11:41 AM

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/07/03/league.jpg

"You no help me now...I say, **** you Jobu, I do it myself."

League of Their Own/Major League

Dr. Fate

11-29-2005, 12:55 PM

http://www.cswu.cz/prequels/postavy/obiwan/images/vea-duel2.jpg
QUI-GON JINN: "Which do you think is better - The Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?"
DARTH MAUL: "Empire."
OBI-WAN KENOBI: "Blasphemy!" [fight breaks out]

wiegeabo

12-02-2005, 02:32 AM

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you."

Passion/Wall Street