View Full Version : Mix up movie captions
Carmine Falcone
09-25-2006, 01:05 AM
http://datacore.sciflicks.com/back_to_the_future/images/back_to_the_future_large_16.jpg
Doc Brown: Have you ever been sexually assaulted?
http://www.lazygeek.net/images/marlon_brando1.jpg
Bonasera: I gotta change my shirt, it's sticking to me. I'm sweating like a ****.
Dr. Fate
09-25-2006, 06:51 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Bloody pirates!"
Hotwire
09-25-2006, 08:14 AM
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/dandd.jpg
I see your Schwatrz is as big as mine!! Now, let's see how well you handle it!
Dr. Fate
09-25-2006, 08:45 AM
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/dandd.jpg
"There can be only one!"
C.F. Kane
09-25-2006, 11:23 AM
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/dandd.jpg
Chief, I didn't have my camera with me.
Dr. Fate
09-25-2006, 11:47 AM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Mel.jpg
GIBSON: "I offer you a chance for greatness, Jor-El! Take it! Join us! You will bow down before me, Jor-El! I swear it! No matter if it takes an eternity, YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! Both you... and then one day... your heirs!"
Max J Power
09-25-2006, 03:47 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/bison5.jpg
M. Bison: Why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger?
Sagat: He dodges bullets.
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
Freddy: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Jason: Swallow this.
http://www.propstore.com/images/products/781/teenturtle-nunchuka-dvd1.jpg
Michelangelo: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart mother****er.
The Hero
09-25-2006, 05:29 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~valkilmeronline2/cowtomb2.jpg
Doc Holliday: Listen, Junior. You caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
Hotwire
09-25-2006, 06:27 PM
http://www.propstore.com/images/products/781/teenturtle-nunchuka-dvd1.jpg
Michelangelo: So, I'm givin' it to April somethin' firece, see. When, suddenly, she gets this cravin' for some pizza. This get me thinkin' all sorts of kinky sh**!! So, then... (rambles on some more)
...
...
And that is the story of "The Magic Slice"!!!
wiegeabo
09-25-2006, 06:32 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~valkilmeronline2/cowtomb2.jpg
Doc Holliday: "You just got knocked the **** out!"
Dr. Fate
09-25-2006, 09:42 PM
http://home.comcast.net/%7Evalkilmeronline2/cowtomb2.jpg
DOC HOLLIDAY: "This is it. This is where Forestal cashed in."
WYATT EARP: "A friend of yours?"
DOC: "A competitor. He was good. He was very, very good."
wiegeabo
09-25-2006, 09:59 PM
http://home.comcast.net/%7Evalkilmeronline2/cowtomb2.jpg
Man: "Right, I'll do you for that!"
Doc: "You'll what?"
Man: "Come here!"
Doc: "What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
Man: "I'm invincible!"
Doc: "...You're a loony. "
Dr. Fate
09-25-2006, 10:54 PM
Hahahaha. Good one wiegeaboo.
http://home.comcast.net/%7Evalkilmeronline2/cowtomb2.jpg
DOC: "Well he did try to kill me."
WYATT: "Oh. Caught you seducing his wife, did he?"
Dr. Fate
09-26-2006, 10:13 AM
http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/bowie_earth_family.jpg
"We are Siamese if you please..."
Dr. Fate
09-26-2006, 09:15 PM
http://www.propstore.com/images/products/781/teenturtle-nunchuka-dvd1.jpg
Michelangelo: "You must unlearn what you have learned."
C.F. Kane
09-27-2006, 12:04 AM
I've decided this thead needs more Ed Wood:
http://www.mindspring.com/~rellis2/outre/plan9.jpg
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine6.jpg
http://www.theater-der-gezeiten.de/images/plan9.jpg
http://www.mindspring.com/~rellis2/outre/vampira.jpg
wiegeabo
09-27-2006, 01:23 AM
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine6.jpg
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1192/dungeonsanddragons2yn4.jpg
"Take off your clothes, I have a relaxing technique I want to show you, it will be good for you."
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/dandd.jpg
"You wanna see me naked, Buddy?"
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1192/dungeonsanddragons2yn4.jpg
"Are you a homophobe, Dave?"
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/dandd.jpg
"No, I'm a I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe."
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7101/killbillvol21179xr0.jpg
"Uh... Mr. Stevens, are you so sure this is the place? I mean maybe it's just me, but you can't see **** out here. Ya know?"
Dr. Fate
09-27-2006, 07:57 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "I am no man!"
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg
Willie Stark: Eomer. Take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King's banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise. Arise, Riders of ThÈoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises.
http://www.jewlicious.com/wp-content/wookie.jpg
Far Top Left Wookie: What ever happens, stay with me. I'll look after you.
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg
Willie Stark: Ride now... Ride now... Ride. Ride for ruin and the world's ending.
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg
Willie Stark: Death!
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8303/1wku0.gif
Wookies: Death!
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg
Willie Stark: Death!
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8303/1wku0.gif
Wookies: Death!
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg
Willie Stark: DEATH!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v736/abithaliz/Wookie.jpg
Wookie: Death!
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/All-The-King-Men.jpg
Willie Stark: Forth, Eorlingas!
gvcool2
09-27-2006, 01:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v736/abithaliz/Wookie.jpg
'It's All Obi Wans Fault, He's Holding Me Back!!' :oldrazz:
Jack Bauer
09-27-2006, 01:59 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Milton.jpg
"So, you're saying that the supernatural is your exclusive province?"
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/frighteners.jpg
"I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, **** happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?"
wiegeabo
09-27-2006, 02:32 PM
http://home.comcast.net/%7Evalkilmeronline2/cowtomb2.jpg
Doc: "You lost a lot of blood, but we found most of it."
C.F. Kane
09-27-2006, 04:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v736/abithaliz/Wookie.jpg
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNINNNNNNNNNNNN' VIETNAM!
Dr. Fate
09-27-2006, 09:01 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "What are they like? Your children?"
ZORRO: "They're like children. Exactly like children."
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v736/abithaliz/Wookie.jpg
KHAAANNNN!
wiegeabo
09-27-2006, 09:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v736/abithaliz/Wookie.jpg
"There was a FIREFIGHT!!!"
wiegeabo
09-27-2006, 09:32 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v736/abithaliz/Wookie.jpg
"King Kong ain't got **** on me!"
Jack Bauer
09-27-2006, 10:39 PM
I don't know if this was done before:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/xmen20.jpg
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."
wiegeabo
09-27-2006, 11:07 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/xmen20.jpg
"This has not been honorable!"
Jack Bauer
09-27-2006, 11:33 PM
1941 has a lot good quotes doesn't it.
Dr. Fate
09-28-2006, 07:16 AM
1941 has a lot good quotes doesn't it.
Yes it does.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/xmen20.jpg
ANGEL: "You can't have an air raid without bombs!"
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/xmen20.jpg
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Dr. Fate
09-28-2006, 09:43 AM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3724/evannatl6.jpg
LUNA LOVEGOOD: "I'm getting too old for this *****."
MrScissorhands
09-28-2006, 09:59 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/MrScissorhands/2001_03.jpg
"Help ! I'm in a nutshell ! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell ? What kind of shell has a nut like this ?"
(Austin Powers : International Man of Mystery)
Dr. Fate
09-28-2006, 03:44 PM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3724/evannatl6.jpg
LUNA: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
The Chairman
09-28-2006, 04:14 PM
Edit
The Chairman
09-28-2006, 04:18 PM
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5513/natalieportmanscarlettjohanssonset103pz2.jpg
NATALIE - **** her yet?
SCARLETT - Working on it.
NATALIE - Loser.
SCARLETT - Blow me.
NATALIE - Call me later.
The Chairman
09-28-2006, 04:18 PM
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5513/natalieportmanscarlettjohanssonset103pz2.jpg
NATALIE - I love you.
SCARLETT - I know.
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5513/natalieportmanscarlettjohanssonset103pz2.jpg
Scarlett: You know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
The Chairman
09-28-2006, 04:31 PM
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5513/natalieportmanscarlettjohanssonset103pz2.jpg
NATALIE - Shall we shag now or shag later?
The Chairman
09-28-2006, 04:32 PM
And now not one that feeds to my almost laughable sexual fantasies:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5513/natalieportmanscarlettjohanssonset103pz2.jpg
NATALIE - What is that?
SCARLETT - It looks like Phil Donahue, throwing up into a tuba.
C.F. Kane
09-28-2006, 05:29 PM
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5513/natalieportmanscarlettjohanssonset103pz2.jpg
NATALIE: I can smell your c***
Dr. Fate
09-28-2006, 08:07 PM
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5513/natalieportmanscarlettjohanssonset103pz2.jpg
NATALIE: "Let's face it, you're not exactly... normal, are you?"
SCARLETT: "It's not exactly a normal world, is it?"
The Hero
09-28-2006, 08:19 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/frighteners.jpg
"Let me ask you a question: When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead N***** Storage'?"
Dr. Fate
09-28-2006, 08:56 PM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3724/evannatl6.jpg
LUNA: "I remained celibate for you."
wiegeabo
09-28-2006, 09:10 PM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3724/evannatl6.jpg
LUNA: "Don't you **** with me."
Dr. Fate
09-28-2006, 10:40 PM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3724/evannatl6.jpg
LUNA: "This is my boom stick!"
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3724/evannatl6.jpg
LUNA: EAT IT WHORE
Carmine Falcone
09-29-2006, 06:23 AM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3724/evannatl6.jpg
Who said anything about carving you up, man? I just wanted to carve a Z into your forehead.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/xmen20.jpg
Cows are gonna kill me. Bisexuals are gonna kill me. Let's get out of here. Where's the elevator?
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine6.jpg
I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.
Dr. Fate
09-29-2006, 06:48 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soul!"
Jack Bauer
09-29-2006, 05:51 PM
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5560/ghostrider4nf6.jpg
"Step away from the bike!"
gvcool2
09-29-2006, 07:04 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/xmen20.jpg
'It's All Obi-Wans Fault, He's Holding Me Back!!'
Dr. Fate
09-29-2006, 09:00 PM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3724/evannatl6.jpg
LUNA: "I am the ultimate bad ass!"
Dr. Fate
09-30-2006, 09:32 PM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3724/evannatl6.jpg
LUNA: "Excuse me. Do you ever dance with a devil in the pale moon light?"
Dr. Fate
10-01-2006, 10:00 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "English motherf***er! Do you speak it?!"
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3724/evannatl6.jpg
"This one time, at band camp, I shoved a flute up my pussy."
Dr. Fate
10-02-2006, 10:01 AM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3724/evannatl6.jpg
LUNA: "Blasphemers! Idolators! For this you shall drink bitter waters!"
Dr. Fate
10-02-2006, 08:49 PM
http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_11.jpg
BATMAN: "Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"
Dr. Fate
10-02-2006, 10:13 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/99/Ginny_Weasley_GOF.jpg/422px-Ginny_Weasley_GOF.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Ginny_Weasley_GOF.jpg)
GINNY: "It's good to see you, sweetheart."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Evanna_as_Luna.jpg
LUNA: "You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/99/Ginny_Weasley_GOF.jpg/422px-Ginny_Weasley_GOF.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Ginny_Weasley_GOF.jpg)
GINNY: "Oh, please, don't kill us! Please, please don't kill us! You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Evanna_as_Luna.jpg
LUNA: "You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this?! You betrayed me!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/99/Ginny_Weasley_GOF.jpg/422px-Ginny_Weasley_GOF.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Ginny_Weasley_GOF.jpg)
GINNY: "No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!!!"
Hotwire
10-02-2006, 10:49 PM
http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_11.jpg
Batman: You have something in your teeth.
MaskedManJRK
10-02-2006, 11:30 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
GYLINHALL: Kiss me.
LEDGER: Why?
GYLINHALL: Because if I'm about to get f**ked, I'd like to be kissed.
(Dog Day Afternoon)
Dr. Fate
10-03-2006, 08:19 AM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
HEATH: "I happen to like nice men."
JAKE: "I'm a nice man."
C.F. Kane
10-03-2006, 08:33 AM
I REALLY wish this could actually qualify for this thread (http://matrixexplained.ytmnd.com/)
Dr. Fate
10-03-2006, 10:03 AM
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine6.jpg
"Feed me, Seymour!"
wiegeabo
10-03-2006, 11:48 AM
http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_11.jpg
BATMAN: "I know kung fu."
wiegeabo
10-03-2006, 11:53 AM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
LEDGER: "I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units, they're bringing her down now."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Evanna_as_Luna.jpg
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
GYLINHALL: "No lieutenant, your men are already dead."
Dr. Fate
10-03-2006, 07:13 PM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3724/evannatl6.jpg
LUNA: "Come with me if you want to live."
batman7289
10-03-2006, 07:40 PM
http://image2.sina.com.cn/ent/2004-12-25/1103912738_LmaO3Z.jpg
Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat.
lol
batman7289
10-03-2006, 07:43 PM
http://images.killermovies.com/b/batman5/gallery/batman_11.jpg
BATMAN: "Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"
rofl
MaskedManJRK
10-04-2006, 12:28 AM
I REALLY wish this could actually qualify for this thread (http://matrixexplained.ytmnd.com/)
:woot::up:
Dr. Fate
10-04-2006, 07:09 AM
rofl
Thanks.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine6.jpg
"Brains!"
MrScissorhands
10-04-2006, 11:58 AM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
Gyllenhaal : "I used to f*** guys like you in prison."
(Road House)
Dr. Fate
10-04-2006, 12:17 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE: "Scared motherf***er? Well you should be. 'Cause this green beret's gonna kick your big ass."
HEATH: "I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now-" [hits Jake in the crotch] "-I'm very hungry!"
Dr. Fate
10-05-2006, 08:23 AM
http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/bed_talk.jpg
PFEIFFER: "Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead... or deeply resentful. Maybe you should retire."
C.F. Kane
10-05-2006, 08:08 PM
http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/bed_talk.jpg
(Wonderful girl... Either I'm gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her)
wiegeabo
10-05-2006, 08:19 PM
http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/bed_talk.jpg
"The dog? You are named after the dog?"
"I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog."
Dr. Fate
10-05-2006, 09:10 PM
http://www.dorothyann.net/judith2w.jpg
RON PERLMAN: "Have you ever made love to a Communist?"
Jack Bauer
10-05-2006, 11:43 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
Del Mar: You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Dr. Fate
10-06-2006, 06:56 AM
http://www.starfleetlibrary.com/movies/images/01_iii_spock_remembers.jpg
KIRK: "Why's the rum gone?"
Dr. Fate
10-06-2006, 09:03 PM
http://www.sea.fi/foto/nightmare_on_elm_street.jpg
FREDDY: "Just the pussy I've been looking for..."
Dr. Fate
10-07-2006, 01:05 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Don't just stare at it! Eat it!"
C.F. Kane
10-07-2006, 01:57 PM
http://www.independentcritics.com/images/citizen%20kane%20SPLASH.jpg
Look at this stuff... isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm a girl, a girl who has... everything?
Carmine Falcone
10-07-2006, 04:12 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: Your mother sucks ****ing big ****ing elephant *****
Dr. Fate
10-08-2006, 11:25 AM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."
wiegeabo
10-08-2006, 04:52 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"I'ma get medieval on your ass."
Dr. Fate
10-08-2006, 09:33 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Hi, I'm a Klansman. I hate ******s, Jews, and ****, but I love Bryan Lewis!"
Ultimate Movie-Man
10-09-2006, 03:16 PM
http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg
Han: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f***ed-up bar.
I only have three questions:
1. What movie is that from?
2. That's hilarious! (Not really a question)
3. Is that a screencap from the original trilogy DVD? Coz if so...:down:down
wiegeabo
10-09-2006, 03:38 PM
I only have three questions:
1. What movie is that from?
2. That's hilarious! (Not really a question)
3. Is that a screencap from the original trilogy DVD? Coz if so...:down:down
Dogma.
Dr. Fate
10-09-2006, 09:37 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HARRY: "We'd like you to run for President."
RON: "Of what?"
HARRY: "Of the United States."
RON: "Of what?"
HARRY [annoyed]: "Of America."
RON: "Which America?"
HERMIONE: "North...! America, Mays."
RON: "Get out of here."
Dr. Fate
10-10-2006, 10:23 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1993_Malice/993MLC_Nicole_Kidman_020.jpg
NICOLE KIDMAN: ""But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh-"
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1993_Malice/993MLC_Nicole_Kidman_021.jpg
NK: "-I'm a man."
Carmine Falcone
10-10-2006, 10:42 AM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
Don't **** with the jews.
Dr. Fate
10-10-2006, 10:54 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "You're all a bunch of degenerates."
RON: "Oh, really? Well, what about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?"
HERMIONE: "You did not!"
RON: "This is true."
HERMIONE: "Yeah, well it was hot and I was hungry."
Dr. Fate
10-10-2006, 08:36 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Hector!!!!"
Dr. Fate
10-11-2006, 08:50 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
LEDGER: "The vote must be unanimous, Jor-El. You alone may condemn us if you wish, and you alone will be held responsible by me."
Dr. Fate
10-12-2006, 07:53 AM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
LEDGER: "If you saw him Stathis... if you saw how scared and angry and desperate he is-"
JAKE: "I'm sure Typhoid Mary was a very nice person too when you saw her socially."
Apollo
10-12-2006, 08:11 AM
these are really funny
Dr. Fate
10-12-2006, 03:27 PM
these are really funny
Join on in Knight, there's plenty for all.
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "He stole my balloons! Why didn't someone tell me he had one of those... things?!"
Jack Bauer
10-12-2006, 06:21 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/marinewwe.jpg
Person Offscreen: Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying *****.
(Kate sits down)
Kate Triton: This lying *****?
Person Offscreen: Guess that was just wishful thinking.
Dr. Fate
10-12-2006, 07:25 PM
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "Hector!"
Jack Bauer
10-12-2006, 09:20 PM
^^^What line is that from?
Dr. Fate
10-13-2006, 06:45 AM
^^^What line is that from?
Troy when Achilles shows up outside of the city and starts yelling for Hector to come out for his ass whuppin'.
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "You're one ugly motherf***er..."
Jack Bauer
10-13-2006, 10:15 AM
Troy when Achilles shows up outside of the city and starts yelling for Hector to come out for his ass whuppin'.
Ahh Thanks
MrScissorhands
10-13-2006, 11:58 AM
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"I'm insane with anger ! I'm losing my mind !"
(Signs)
Dr. Fate
10-13-2006, 07:40 PM
http://www.cinecultist.com/archives/28%20days%202.jpg
NAOMI HARRIS: "Take me, Garth."
CILLIAN MURPHY: "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."
MrScissorhands
10-14-2006, 05:11 AM
http://www.cineclub.de/images/mars_attacks3.jpg
Martian : "Give me the f***ing keys, you f***ing c***sucking motherf***er, aaarrrghh !!!"
(The Usual Suspects)
MrScissorhands
10-14-2006, 05:16 AM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY !!!"
(Beetlejuice)
MrScissorhands
10-14-2006, 05:42 AM
http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Fantastic-Four/aar.jpg
Johnny : "I chose to open my heart to you two lovely children and your hideous primate."
(Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events)
MrScissorhands
10-14-2006, 05:45 AM
http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Fantastic-Four/aar.jpg
Johnny : (to Sue) "Soda"
Johnny : (to Reed) "Soda"
Johnny : (to Thing) "Banana"
Thing : "Bite me."
(Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events)
MulligaN Stew
10-14-2006, 06:06 AM
Unfaithful:
http://images.usatoday.com/tech/_photos/2006/01/04/lane180.jpg
Wedding Crashers:
John Beckwith (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005562/): How long have you and the secretary been married?
Kathleen Cleary (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005412/): 30 years next April.
John Beckwith (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005562/): That's wonderful.
Kathleen Cleary (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005412/): Yeah. And we were faithful for two of them.
http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Fantastic-Four/aar.jpg
Reed: Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and ****... and Jack just left town.
Dr. Fate
10-14-2006, 12:58 PM
http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Fantastic-Four/aar.jpg
REED: "You seem like a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you."
JOHNNY: "You seem like a decent fellow. I'd hate to die."
Carmine Falcone
10-15-2006, 02:06 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
RON: Do you like sex?
HARRY: 'Scuse me?
RON:Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
HARRY:I was talking about my rug.
RON:You're not interested in sex?
HERMIONE:You mean coitus?
Carmine Falcone
10-15-2006, 02:10 PM
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
OVER THE LINE!!
Jack Bauer
10-15-2006, 02:38 PM
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/13.jpg
Crane: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/04.jpg
Ra's al Ghul: They caused an explosion!
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/12.jpg
Falcone: Is this true?
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman2.jpg
Crane: Yes it's true. This man has no dick.
Dr. Fate
10-15-2006, 08:30 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "You're the man now, dog."
The Hero
10-16-2006, 04:44 PM
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"PULL THE STRING!!! PULL THE STRING!!!"
wiegeabo
10-16-2006, 05:18 PM
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/12.jpg
"Who are you?"
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"I'm your worst nightmare."
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/12.jpg
"No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Okay, allright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there."
Jack Bauer
10-16-2006, 05:43 PM
http://www.happynovisad.co.yu/film/click/click5.jpg
Morty: Easy to pick up, hard to put down.
http://www.myriadpictures.com/images/al%20pacino%20pics/pacino%20pic%2012.jpg
"Madness?"
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"THIS IS SPARTA!"
http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Fantastic-Four/aar.jpg
Reed: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
Johnny: It's a rock monster! It doesn't have motivation!
Reed: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.
C.F. Kane
10-16-2006, 06:24 PM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail017.jpg
You insensitive prick! Do you have any idea how much that stings?
C.F. Kane
10-16-2006, 06:27 PM
http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Fantastic-Four/aar.jpg
Reed: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
Johnny: It's a rock monster! It doesn't have motivation!
Reed: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.
rofl
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail017.jpg
Black Knight: It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist. But that didn't stop it, it came back for more.
http://home.earthlink.net/~xka/spinout.JPG
"I always said if I ever had to **** a guy... I mean had to 'cause my life depended on it... I'd **** Elvis."
http://elviswomen.greggers.net/images/epsfmm1.jpg
Elvis: Touch my chest. Now touch her chest.
Dr. Fate
10-16-2006, 09:12 PM
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Feed me, Seymour!"
Carmine Falcone
10-17-2006, 02:41 AM
http://www.myriadpictures.com/images/al%20pacino%20pics/pacino%20pic%2012.jpg
"Madness?"
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"THIS IS SPARTA!"
genius.
Dr. Fate
10-17-2006, 07:59 AM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail017.jpg
BLACK KNIGHT: "This has not been honorable."
Fledermaus
10-17-2006, 10:58 AM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"Three things sell this newspaper: Tragedy, sex, and Superman. These people have had enough tragedy, and we all know you can't write worth a damn about sex."
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail017.jpg
"It wasn't me. It was the one armed man."
wiegeabo
10-17-2006, 12:37 PM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail017.jpg
Black Knight: "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!"
Dr. Fate
10-17-2006, 04:42 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"Three things sell this newspaper: Tragedy, sex, and Superman. These people have had enough tragedy, and we all know you can't write worth a damn about sex."
Nyahahahahahahaha. Good one.
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
HERMIONE: "You play with your balls a lot."
RON: "I do NOT play with my balls."
HERMIONE: "Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!"
RON: "Are you trying to start a fight?"
HERMIONE: " No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot."
RON: " You know what'd make me happy?"
HERMIONE: "Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"
C.F. Kane
10-17-2006, 09:04 PM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"Did I overpluck my eyebrows?"
Jack Bauer
10-17-2006, 10:16 PM
http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Fantastic-Four/aar.jpg
The Thing: Put those cookies back... MOTHER****ER.
Dr. Fate
10-18-2006, 08:56 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "My God... it's full of stars!"
Jack Bauer
10-18-2006, 11:47 PM
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Darth Vader: Do you **** my wife?
wiegeabo
10-18-2006, 11:55 PM
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Vader: "When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?"
Stormtrooper: "Yeah, basically."
Vader: "Did you speak the exact words?"
Stormtrooper: "Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah. "
wiegeabo
10-19-2006, 12:02 AM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"What... is your name?"
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/marinewwe.jpg
"It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons."
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"What... is your quest?"
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/marinewwe.jpg
"To seek the Holy Grail."
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/marinewwe.jpg
"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"Huh? I... I don't know that."
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/marinewwe.jpg
Marriage Counselor: How often do you have sex?
Kate Triton: I don't understand the question.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/marinewwe.jpg
"Our love is God; let's go get a slushie."
Dr. Fate
10-19-2006, 08:17 AM
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "The guy's avoiding me like he owes me child support."
Jack Bauer
10-19-2006, 08:35 PM
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9326/011lhq4.jpg
Amanda: 1 2 3 4 5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!
Carmine Falcone
10-20-2006, 02:41 AM
HAHAHA! :D :up:
Dr. Fate
10-20-2006, 08:20 AM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail017.jpg
ARTHUR: "You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail017.jpg
Arthur: This is a great shot. Am I right, Frank?
The Black Knight: I'm not talking to you because you cut off my arm.
Dr. Fate
10-20-2006, 08:36 AM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
JAKE: "Why don't we step outside and settle this like men?!"
HEATH: "We are outside."
JAKE: "Then why don't we step inside and settle this like women?"
wiegeabo
10-20-2006, 08:40 AM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail017.jpg
Arthur: "Hey Paul! (slice) TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!"
Jack Bauer
10-20-2006, 10:53 AM
HAHAHA! :D :up:
Thanks it also a nice little call back to her character from Becker.
http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/robocop2-01.jpg
Bum with Paperbag: Brace yourselves, I think you're about to witness a murder.
Dr. Fate
10-20-2006, 10:56 AM
http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/robocop2-01.jpg
ROBOCOP: "There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."
http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/robocop2-01.jpg
Robocop: Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking.
Dr. Fate
10-20-2006, 02:54 PM
http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/robocop2-01.jpg
ROBOCOP: "I aim to misbehave."
wiegeabo
10-20-2006, 03:25 PM
http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/robocop2-01.jpg
ROBOCOP: "I'm here for the gangbang!"
Jack Bauer
10-20-2006, 10:39 PM
http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins9.jpg
Wayne: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
where are all u getting the screenshots from i cant find any
wiegeabo
10-21-2006, 12:30 AM
http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins9.jpg
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins9.jpg
Bruce: KITT?
Car: Yes, Michael?
Bruce: Shut up!
wiegeabo
10-21-2006, 12:35 AM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail017.jpg
Arthur: "You look surprised to see me, again, Mr. Anderson. That's the difference between us. I've been 'expecting' you."
ToddIsDead
10-21-2006, 12:50 AM
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Darh Vader: Do you know me?
Storm Trooper: No, no...
Vader: Well, I'm the guy who tells you, there's guys you can hit, and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's ALMOST a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a ****in' ruling on this right now. You don't ****in' hit him. You understand?
Trooper: Yeah, excellent, fine, fine, fine...
Vader: I ****in' know you. I know your family. You make one more drug deal with that idiot ****ing cop magnet of a cousin of yours, and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me, I'll cut your ****in' nuts off. You understand THAT?
Trooper: Yeah, yeah I do.
Vader: What are you drinking?
Trooper: *Clears throught* Cranberry juice.
Vader: What, is it your period?
ToddIsDead
10-21-2006, 12:54 AM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg
"Go **** yourself."
"I'm tired from ****ing your wife."
"How is your mother?"
"Good, she's tired from ****ing my father."
C.F. Kane
10-21-2006, 01:14 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_1.jpg
In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...
C.F. Kane
10-21-2006, 09:56 AM
http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/robocop2-01.jpg
*Oil Can*
Dr. Fate
10-21-2006, 03:05 PM
http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/robocop2-01.jpg
ROBOCOP: "Be afraid. Be very afraid."
C.F. Kane
10-22-2006, 10:20 PM
http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/mo/uno/20060317/11/1805888504.jpg
Broderick: Where IS he?
Lane: Hakuna Matata.
...
WHOA. I was having an out-of-movie experience.
C.F. Kane
10-22-2006, 10:29 PM
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/7269/nightmareonelmstreetdvdlib259uh5.jpg
You picked the wrong house, Bub!
Dr. Fate
10-23-2006, 06:49 AM
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Steel isn't strong, boy. Flesh is stronger."
Hotwire
10-23-2006, 10:29 AM
http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/mo/uno/20060317/11/1805888504.jpg
This isn't what it looks like!!
Dr. Fate
10-23-2006, 11:31 AM
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
DARTH VADER: "I'm the Government, I can do anything."
http://www.foywonder.com/gfx/foy_1006_06.jpg
"You're the man now, dog."
C.F. Kane
10-23-2006, 05:03 PM
http://www.foywonder.com/gfx/foy_1006_06.jpg
"You're the man now, dog."
Haha!
Dr. Fate
10-23-2006, 08:02 PM
http://www.caradisiac.com/media/images/le_mag/mag235/christine_1.jpg
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
http://www.caradisiac.com/media/images/le_mag/mag235/christine_1.jpg
"Run, Forest, run!"
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"I aim to misbehave."
wiegeabo
10-23-2006, 11:41 PM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now."
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
wiegeabo
10-24-2006, 01:09 AM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
:up: I almost used that one, but couldn't pass up a Highlander reference.
Dr. Fate
10-24-2006, 07:19 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fantastic_four/julian_mcmahon/fantastic3.jpg
"Well don't just do something, sit there!"
Hotwire
10-24-2006, 10:15 AM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
Bond. James Bond.
Dr. Fate
10-24-2006, 10:23 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Crash/996CSH_Deborah_Kara_Unger_016.jpg
DEBORAH KARA UNGER: "There is a great disturbance in the Force..."
Carmine Falcone
10-24-2006, 11:59 AM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me hard.
http://home.earthlink.net/~xka/spinout.JPG
Put the ****ing lotion in the basket!
Dr. Fate
10-24-2006, 02:31 PM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "I think you're just sexually frustrated."
From "Christine".
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
Dr. Fate
10-24-2006, 03:12 PM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
CONNERY: "You shall not pass!"
wiegeabo
10-24-2006, 03:16 PM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?"
Carmine Falcone
10-24-2006, 04:21 PM
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg
Wonka: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fa/2a/d20a4310fca03000d8d47010.L.jpg
Jack: I don't want FOP Damn it, I'm a Dapper Dan Man!
wiegeabo
10-24-2006, 07:06 PM
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/evans/stills2/hairbefore.jpg
"That's a huge *****!"
Dr. Fate
10-24-2006, 07:30 PM
http://www.cinema24horas.com/filmes/american_pie3/american_pie3_11.jpg
STRIPPER: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
SWS: "But of course you are."
STRIPPER: "Plenty O'Toole."
SWS: "Named after your father, perhaps?"
Carmine Falcone
10-25-2006, 08:19 AM
http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/nov2005/8/2/000417C1-DC18-138A-97BC0C01AC1BF814.jpg
Woody: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?
Wheezy the Penguin: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****ing **** after that. You might get some ***** talk **** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a ***** in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
Dr. Fate
10-25-2006, 09:52 AM
http://backtothefuture.t35.com/bifftannenp.jpg
"Hector!"
wiegeabo
10-25-2006, 09:56 AM
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
"This has not been honorable."
C.F. Kane
10-25-2006, 11:41 AM
http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/nov2005/8/2/000417C1-DC18-138A-97BC0C01AC1BF814.jpg
You got to admit I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell
Carmine Falcone
10-25-2006, 12:11 PM
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l136/Facone_Snoek/Munich8.jpg
RUSH: How would you feel about pulling a job with about five other guys?
Dr. Fate
10-25-2006, 12:52 PM
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
VADER: "Kneel before Zod!"
wiegeabo
10-25-2006, 01:37 PM
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Vader: "Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more."
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Vader: "Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more."
http://uploads.zcultfm.com/user_uploads/freeSleestak7b41/seanconnery2.jpg
Whoa.
Dr. Fate
10-25-2006, 02:42 PM
Whoa.
Connery must have needed the money real bad.
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Can I see your teeth?"
C.F. Kane
10-28-2006, 09:56 PM
Have we run out of ideas?
Dr. Fate
10-29-2006, 09:05 AM
Have we run out of ideas?
Probably.
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
VADER: "Bring out the gimp."
Jack Bauer
10-29-2006, 04:27 PM
http://ffmedia.ign.com/daredevil/image/elektra_vs_dd1.jpg
Elektra: You scared mother****er? Well you should be because this green beret is going to kick your big ass.
Daredevil: I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry.
Elektra: I can't believe this macho bull****.
Dr. Fate
10-30-2006, 06:41 AM
The happy couple who sprout Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes together stay together.
http://ffmedia.ign.com/daredevil/image/elektra_vs_dd1.jpg
JENNIFER GARNER: "There can be only one."
Dr. Fate
10-30-2006, 07:28 PM
http://clevelandkennelclub.com/lounge/gobbo/joboo5.jpg
"Vengeance shall be mine!"
MaskedManJRK
10-30-2006, 08:20 PM
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/morgan_freeman/batman.jpg
"People used to call me 'Crazy Joe.' Well, now they can call me BATMAN!"
wiegeabo
10-30-2006, 08:33 PM
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/morgan_freeman/batman.jpg
"People used to call me 'Crazy Joe.' Well, now they can call me BATMAN!"
http://clevelandkennelclub.com/lounge/gobbo/joboo5.jpg
"That's good! Now maybe you could find it in your heart to take this thing and shove it up your ass."
Asteroid-Man
10-30-2006, 09:41 PM
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
VADER: You are my son, and the one true king!
Dr. Fate
10-31-2006, 07:46 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/EastwoodFFOD.jpg
CLINT: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
And this one just for the Hell of it -
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/2010_spaceships.jpg
"That's no moon... it's a space station."
C.F. Kane
10-31-2006, 01:28 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/EastwoodFFOD.jpg
My name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim
Carmine Falcone
10-31-2006, 02:00 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/EastwoodFFOD.jpg
that ****ing bith set fire to my dick, I burn her head down!
Dr. Fate
10-31-2006, 03:14 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/EastwoodFFOD.jpg
CLINT: "This has not been honorable."
C.F. Kane
11-01-2006, 11:05 AM
Almost at 200!
Dr. Fate
11-01-2006, 11:47 AM
Almost at 200!
Let's be sure to use extra big pictures then, it'll make the process go so much faster.
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/ny29.JPG
ROBOCOP: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
Dr. Fate
11-01-2006, 11:55 AM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby15.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
Carmine Falcone
11-01-2006, 12:09 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg
Dumbledore: Have you ever been sexually assaulted?
http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0009/sieben/gallery1/sieben_004.jpg
Somerset: What are you staring at?
Mills: The back of your head.
Somerset: Well don't. Stare at the back of your own ****ing head.
wiegeabo
11-01-2006, 12:24 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg
Dumbledore: "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
Harry: "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before."
Dumbledore: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
wiegeabo
11-01-2006, 12:25 PM
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Vader: "I am the ultimate badass!"
Jack Bauer
11-01-2006, 06:39 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"I'm an escaped mental patient with a history of violence."
wiegeabo
11-01-2006, 06:57 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"I'm freakin' out, man!"
wiegeabo
11-01-2006, 06:58 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
Man: "You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/EastwoodFFOD.jpg
"Superman will never..."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"WRONG!"
Dr. Fate
11-01-2006, 09:18 PM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/ny29.JPG
LEWIS: "This has not been honorable."
Jack Bauer
11-01-2006, 09:32 PM
http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0009/sieben/gallery1/sieben_004.jpg
"Would you... kindly get me a glass of water? I would very much appreciate that..."
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg
wiegeabo
11-01-2006, 10:57 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"Al Pacino! Al Pacino! Al Pacino!"
wiegeabo
11-01-2006, 10:58 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in."
wiegeabo
11-01-2006, 11:00 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg
"I'm going to kill you and drink your ****ing blood!"
C.F. Kane
11-01-2006, 11:52 PM
200!
wiegeabo
11-02-2006, 12:15 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg
"200! I'd shoot my grandmother for it!"
Dr. Fate
11-02-2006, 09:45 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Get away from her you b****!"
200 pages... brings a tear to my eyes.
Dr. Fate
11-02-2006, 10:09 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/reeseMichaelBiehn.jpg
REESE: "There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives out there... in the dark. Something... something that's come back... from the dead."
Jack Bauer
11-02-2006, 03:36 PM
Yes I can't believe we got up to 200.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"Chewie! I can't see, pal. What's going on? Luke? Luke's crazy! He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody. A Jedi Knight? I'm out of it for a little while, and everyone gets delusions of grandieur!"
wiegeabo
11-02-2006, 04:06 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"Are you crazy?! [points to squished fly] You just killed a transmigrating soul. I mean that could have been Beethoven, Boticelli... Jack Benny."
wiegeabo
11-02-2006, 04:09 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"We're going to die and I'm wearing my mother's underwear!"
C.F. Kane
11-02-2006, 05:35 PM
God this pic is golden!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!
Dr. Fate
11-02-2006, 09:52 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"Khan!"
Dr. Fate
11-03-2006, 10:55 PM
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/ny29.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Wait for me Audrey - this is between me and the vegetable!"
The Hero
11-04-2006, 12:43 PM
http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg
"I am the pornography that gets you hot."
Dr. Fate
11-04-2006, 12:57 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
AL PACINO: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"
Jack Bauer
11-04-2006, 01:03 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/reeseMichaelBiehn.jpg
Reese: Listen to me. A storm o'hell's coming down on this place any second. I don't know what they are, I don't know where they came from. All I do know is that these ****ers are fast, nasty, and hungry... and there's four of 'em. They got claws like Ginsu knives and more teeth than a chainsaw. They're comin'... right now. So we gotta lock this bar down. That means doors, windows, drains, and zippers, and we gotta do it now. You! Get a phone, call the cops, National Guard, townies, anybody who kicks ass, and get 'em out here. Any questions?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Dusktilldawn.jpg
Seth Gecko: Yeah. Who the hell are you?
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/reeseMichaelBiehn.jpg
Reese: I'm the guy that's gonna save your ass.
Dr. Fate
11-04-2006, 10:17 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/reeseMichaelBiehn.jpg
Reese: Listen to me. A storm o'hell's coming down on this place any second. I don't know what they are, I don't know where they came from. All I do know is that these ****ers are fast, nasty, and hungry... and there's four of 'em. They got claws like Ginsu knives and more teeth than a chainsaw. They're comin'... right now. So we gotta lock this bar down. That means doors, windows, drains, and zippers, and we gotta do it now. You! Get a phone, call the cops, National Guard, townies, anybody who kicks ass, and get 'em out here. Any questions?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Dusktilldawn.jpg
Seth Gecko: Yeah. Who the hell are you?
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/reeseMichaelBiehn.jpg
Reese: I'm the guy that's gonna save your ass.
Hahahaha!
I wish I could remember what film that's from...:csad:
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
STORM TROOPER: "Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad!"
DARTH VADER: "I'm on the Brute Squad."
STORM TROOPER: "You *are* the Brute Squad!"
This counts, right? (http://pacinofacemelter.ytmnd.com/)
Byrd Man
11-04-2006, 10:28 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
Jack Bauer
11-04-2006, 10:50 PM
Hahahaha!
I wish I could remember what film that's from...:csad:
Thanks it's from that little movie called Feast I don't know if you heard of it :rolleyes:.
But that's Eric Dane's speech right before gets killed by one of the monsters. After he say "I'm the guy that's gonna save your ass." he gets killed.
The Hero
11-04-2006, 10:59 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"Remember me, Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I talked just... like... THIS!"
JustABill
11-05-2006, 12:34 AM
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Stormtrooper: What the hell is that?
Darth Vader: A dress.
Stormtrooper: Says who?
Darth Vader: Calvin Klien
wiegeabo
11-05-2006, 12:37 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"Remember me, Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I talked just... like... THIS!"
You win! :up:
wiegeabo
11-05-2006, 02:44 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/reeseMichaelBiehn.jpg
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
Carmine Falcone
11-05-2006, 03:20 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"Remember me, Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I talked just... like... THIS!"
Spot on.
Dr. Fate
11-05-2006, 08:29 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/reeseMichaelBiehn.jpg
REESE: "Oh, baby, you're *so* talented... and they are *so* dumb."
C.F. Kane
11-06-2006, 10:27 AM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/6/f/a6fa5fadcd72f4f8fa92042aab392363.jpg
THIS IS SOME F**KED UP REPUGNANT S**T!
vBulletin® v3.8.4, Copyright ©2000-2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.