Mix up movie captions

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
REESE: "Welcome to the party, pal."

[Hotwire]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/oregondude/reeseMichaelBiehn.jpg
Reese: This, is my boom-stick!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.totaldvd.net/features/interviews/images/200202PeterWeller_2.jpg
ROBOCOP: "Piss your pants!"

(Last House On the Left)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.michaelbiehn.net/graphics/gallery/terminator/terminator03.jpg
REESE: "This has not been honorable..."

Sorry, couldn't think of anything else to put in that pic.

[Hotwire]

http://www.totaldvd.net/features/interviews/images/200202PeterWeller_2.jpg
Robocop: Say hello to my little friend!

[The Hero]

http://www.totaldvd.net/features/interviews/images/200202PeterWeller_2.jpg

"I'm doing you, Hartigan. Cold and hard, I'm doing you."

[Goddamn Batman]

http://www.totaldvd.net/features/interviews/images/200202PeterWeller_2.jpg

"You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray real good."

(Deliverance)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/TermRomantiek2.jpg
SARAH: "Have you ever made love to a Communist?"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.nonsolomartelli.net/images4/007/01%20Dr.No/Sean-Connery.gif

In the fifth, my ass goes down.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.michaelbiehn.net/graphics/gallery/terminator/terminator03.jpg
REESE: "We make our stand now, or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper."
SARAH: "There's something else. When the big man was killed, you must have wounded it. It's blood was on the leafs."
REESE: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Star_Gate.JPG/800px-Star_Gate.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Star_Gate.JPG)
"And now for something completely different..."

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Star_Gate.JPG/800px-Star_Gate.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Star_Gate.JPG)

"This has not been honorable."

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Star_Gate.JPG/800px-Star_Gate.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Star_Gate.JPG)

"The sensation you are feeling is the quickening."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Star_Gate.JPG/800px-Star_Gate.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Star_Gate.JPG)
"Jumping through hyper space ain't like dusting crops, boy!"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1108/eindelj8.png

''Thanks for watching our mother****ing movie!''

[Goddamn Batman]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1108/eindelj8.png

"Yeah, I'm gonna shove my whole fist up your ass."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1108/eindelj8.png

"Yeah, I'm gonna shove my whole fist up your ass."
What movie is that from?

http://www.foxhome.com/schwarzenegger/images/photorunning1.jpg
GUY IN CAR: "Run Forrest, run!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg

Pacino: Yes! I am invincible! (Becomes frozen.)

[Goddamn Batman]

What movie is that from?

Bad Santa.

[Goddamn Batman]

http://www2.netdoor.com/%7Ecampbab/kong/kong.jpg

"In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!"

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg

"I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face. I make that **** work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it."

[Dr. Fate]

Bad Santa.
Thank you. I don't remember that line being in "Bad Santa" but I will double check.

http://www2.netdoor.com/%7Ecampbab/kong/kong.jpg
KONG: "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God... damn you all to Hell!"

[Goddamn Batman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg

"I believe the word you are looking for is "AAAAAH!"

[Carmine Falcone]

spot-on^

[Dr. Fate]

Very spot-on.

http://www.twobar.com/sulu/gallery/film2_twok/images/film2_twok44.png
SULU: "This is definitely Lower Wacker Drive! If my estimations are correct, we should be very close to the Honorable Richard J. Daley Plaza!"
KIRK: "That's where they got that Picasso!"
SULU: "Yep."

[Dr. Fate]

http://m7bedlam.com/scans/scans_Michael/Mike_terminator.jpg
REESE: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[Goddamn Batman]

http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/rocket1.jpg

"What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick *****! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.filmfocus.co.uk/images/specialevents/passion/jesus.jpg
JESUS: "This has not been honorable."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.jamesbond.de/assets/images/angesicht-gegner1.jpg
WALKEN: "You are too easily pleased, Evil-Lynn."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/5431/shaunofthedeadqk7.jpg

"I've learned a very important lesson today, I'll never shop east of Beverly Hills."

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg

""I'm Superman! King ****ing Kong! I can pick you up and throw you a million miles. I'm number one. Number ****ing one. I'm number one. Number ****ing one. Number one! Number one! Number one!"

[Goddamn Batman]

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/5431/shaunofthedeadqk7.jpg

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/5431/shaunofthedeadqk7.jpg
"I prefer the term artificial person myself."

[wiegeabo]

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/5431/shaunofthedeadqk7.jpg
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/5431/shaunofthedeadqk7.jpg
"Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg

Rules? PISS ON YOUR ****ING RULES!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
AL PACINO: "You shot Marvin!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.jamesbond.de/assets/images/angesicht-gegner1.jpg

WALKEN: I'll take a pound of nuts.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg

PACINO: That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby! You want fries with that?

I also found the clip of Pacino doing that look:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3MFvKwhbjE

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it!"
ZORRO: "With pride. What can I do for you?"

[C.F. Kane]

I was thinking of making a YTMND with the best of this thread.

So I ask you,

A) What entries do you nominate, and

B) What music should I use?

[enterthemadness]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg

PACINO: YOU WORKED WITH UWE BOLL?!?!?!

[C.F. Kane]

^ Okay, that's not really legal.


Still funny though.

[Dr. Fate]

I was thinking of making a YTMND with the best of this thread.

So I ask you,

A) What entries do you nominate, and

B) What music should I use?
Afraid I can't help you Kane. Drawing blanks.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
AL: "Great Scott!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/JackNicholsonPicture.jpg

"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."

[Dr. Fate]

http://m7bedlam.com/scans/scans_Michael/Mike_terminator.jpg
REESE: "I tell ya DuBois, there are positive aspects and negative aspects about being a General's aide. I mean, the General could have been a few minutes later, now could he?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/JackNicholsonPicture.jpg
JACK: "Well sir, it is war time and we all have to make sacrifices."

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
"My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.filmfocus.co.uk/images/specialevents/passion/jesus.jpg
JESUS: "I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely that is a rare gift."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.07/5senses/1/images/troy/troy3.jpg
HECTOR: "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're f***ed."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
AL: "My God, it's full of stars!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.lanaturneronline.com/Postman-Lobby%201.jpg
"Take a walk, honey, before I haul your ass downtown."
"You are making a large mistake."
"Shut up! A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker."

http://rightwingnation.com/images/clark%20gable.jpg
"She is Lana Turner"

http://www.mordlust.de/bilder/buecher/dvd_postman_03.jpg
"What?"

http://rightwingnation.com/images/clark%20gable.jpg
"She *is* Lana Turner."

[Rez]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg

THE BAD MAN PUNTED BAXTER!
Look, wait. Wait, let me say something...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAGAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.totaldvd.net/features/interviews/images/200202PeterWeller_2.jpg
ROBOCOP: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.michaelbiehn.net/graphics/gallery/terminator/terminator03.jpg
REESE: "This was Divine Intervention! You know what "divine intervention" is?"
SARAH: "Yeah, I think so. That means God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets."
REESE: "Yeah, man, that's what it means. That's exactly what it means! God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets."
SARAH: "I think we should be going now."
REESE: "Don't do that! Don't you ****ing do that! Don't blow this **** off! What just happened was a ****ing miracle!"
SARAH: "Chill the **** out, Jules, this **** happens."
REESE: "Wrong! Wrong, this **** doesn't just happen!"
SARAH: "Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?"
REESE: "We should be ****in' dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to ****ing acknowledge it!"
SARAH: "Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.totaldvd.net/features/interviews/images/200202PeterWeller_2.jpg
ROBOCOP: "I'll tell you what you need man! What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian ****. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy *****!"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.jamesbond.de/assets/images/angesicht-gegner1.jpg

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.jamesbond.de/assets/images/angesicht-gegner1.jpg
WALKEN: "Scared motherf***er? Well you should be, 'cause this Green Beret's gonna kick your big ass."
http://m7bedlam.com/scans/scans_Michael/Mike_terminator.jpg
REESE: "I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry."

[Zev]

http://www.jamesbond.de/assets/images/angesicht-gegner1.jpg
WALKEN: "Scared motherf***er? Well you should be, 'cause this Green Beret's gonna kick your big ass."
http://m7bedlam.com/scans/scans_Michael/Mike_terminator.jpg
REESE: "I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg

"I can't believe this macho bull****!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg

"I can't believe this macho bull****!"
http://www.lanaturneronline.com/Postman-Lobby%201.jpg
"These guys eat way too much red meat!"

[The Hero]

http://www.thetoryparty.com/images11/xmen_jean_grey_2.jpg

"Brad!"

http://www.x-mencharacters.com/images/ProfMovie.jpg

"Janet!"

http://www.ifmagazine.com/graphics/features_movie/x3-james_marsden.jpg

"Doctor Scott!"

http://www.chezcomics.com/comics-resources-information-pages/marvel-comics-information-resources/marvel-superhero-film-movies-tv-shows/movie-tv-images/x-men-2-magneto.jpg

"Rocky!"

http://www.rivkashome.com/mypics/albums/xmen/movie_wolverine8.jpg

".............!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.x-mencharacters.com/images/ProfMovie.jpg
XAVIER: "We'd make one helluva team, Snake."

http://www.rivkashome.com/mypics/albums/xmen/movie_wolverine8.jpg
LOGAN: "The name's Plissken."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.x-mencharacters.com/images/ProfMovie.jpg
"You shouldn't smoke, you know, it'll kill ya."

http://www.rivkashome.com/mypics/albums/xmen/movie_wolverine8.jpg
"You're kidding, right?"

http://www.x-mencharacters.com/images/ProfMovie.jpg
"Sorry."

[Dr. Fate]

http://m7bedlam.com/scans/scans_Michael/Mike_terminator.jpg
REESE: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"

Damn, that probably would better with the Al Pacino picture.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

GYLINHALL: You think you know everything because you're a man! And I know nothing--because I'm a woman.
LEDGER: But you're not a woman!
GYLINHALL: Oh, you bastard!

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/JackNicholsonPicture.jpg

Jack: Look, Jimmy, rule number one, never get involved with a patient. Nurses, that's another story. But patient is no good, it never works out.

[Carmine Falcone]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/JackNicholsonPicture.jpg
Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/JackNicholsonPicture.jpg
"Don't be a two time loser, Sidney. The penalty could be severe."

[Zev]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

"You've never heard of the banana up the tailpipe?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/64/f1/921e92c008a02ac123b8a010.L.jpg

"You've never heard of the banana up the tailpipe?"
http://m7bedlam.com/scans/scans_Michael/Mike_terminator.jpg
REESE: "Look man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/JackNicholsonPicture.jpg

"Remember, with great power, comes great responsibility."

[wiegeabo]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

Morpheus: "To the honorable William J. LePetomaine, Governor..."

Crowd: "Louder! We can't hear you!"

Morpheus: "Sorry, I'm not used to public speaking... WE, THE WHITE, GODFEARING CITIZENS OF ROCK RIDGE wish to express our extreme displeasure with your choice of sheriff. Please remove him immediately. The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading ******* in the state!"

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/JackNicholsonPicture.jpg
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."

[The Hero]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg

"HE'S GOT A BOMB-OMB!!!!!"

[The Hero]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_forever/tommy_lee_jones/batman.jpg


Oh, the sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the air!
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair!

It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine!


http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12622.jpg


Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act!


http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12623.jpg


Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere!

[SuperFerret]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/JackNicholsonPicture.jpg
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."

Brilliant!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.erikssonstunnbrod.se/max/gset5.jpg
"This has not been honorable..."

[The Hero]

http://x6.no/images/omtaler/DVD/batmanforeverSE3.jpg


"Holy Schnikees!"

[The Hero]

http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12626.jpg


Two-Face: It's a trick. Get an axe.

[The Hero]

Some more Batman Forever pics for us to screw with:

http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12631.jpg
http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12633.jpg
http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12630.jpg
http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12629.jpg
http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12632.jpg
http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12625.jpg
http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12624.jpg

[Hotwire]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
Al: LET GO OF MY NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wiegeabo]

Brilliant!

Thank you, thank you.

[wiegeabo]

http://x6.no/images/omtaler/DVD/batmanforeverSE3.jpg

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12633.jpg

"Superman will never... "

http://x6.no/images/omtaler/DVD/batmanforeverSE3.jpg

"WROOOONG!!!"

[The Hero]

http://x6.no/images/omtaler/DVD/batmanforeverSE3.jpg


"I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH! LORD HAVE MERCY!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://x6.no/images/omtaler/DVD/batmanforeverSE3.jpg
RIDDLER: "Khan!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12631.jpg
BATMAN: "Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

[The Hero]

http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12633.jpg


Guy: It's Mega Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/%28Heat%29AlPacino_going_nuts.jpg
AL: "You don't hit people in the balls you a$$-hole!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12632.jpg

"We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.mandos.org/joninbrea/Donnie%20Darko%20pics/Frank_DVD_Cap030.jpg
DONNIE: "Do I frighten you?"
FRANK: "No."
DONNIE: "Do you want me to?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.physics.hku.hk/%7Etboyce/sf/films/92.jpg
ROBOCOP: "Madness? This is Sparta!"

[Zev]

http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12626.jpg

"If we can't fix it, we just have to stand it."

[aaron]

http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12633.jpg

"Superman will never... "

http://x6.no/images/omtaler/DVD/batmanforeverSE3.jpg

"WROOOONG!!!"LMAO!

[Joe Kerr]

http://x6.no/images/omtaler/DVD/batmanforeverSE3.jpg


"I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH! LORD HAVE MERCY!"
NICE! :up:


http://x6.no/images/omtaler/DVD/batmanforeverSE3.jpg

Riddler: HOLY SHNIKEYS!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image12626.jpg
TWO-FACE: "This has not been honorable..."

[The Hero]

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg


Judge Doom: Now, I would just like to point out that this film is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning this film NOT to get SILLY again! Right!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg

Judge: "I am the law!"

[The Hero]

:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg


Judge Doom: Now, I would just like to point out that this film is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning this film NOT to get SILLY again! Right!
That's from Monty Pythons & Now For Something Completely Different, right?

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg
DEATH EATER: "Your destiny lies with me, Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew it was to be true."

[The Hero]

That's from Monty Pythons & Now For Something Completely Different, right?
I would accept no less.

[Zev]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg

http://film.onet.pl/_i/film/h/harry_potter_i_czara_ognia/g/g03.jpg

"Dude, that goalie was pissed about something."

[The Hero]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg

'Marco.......polo......."

[wiegeabo]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg

"Is it safe?"

http://x6.no/images/omtaler/DVD/batmanforeverSE3.jpg

"AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg

"Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse."

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/63/Benstillertrex.jpg

Larry: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg

"Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse."
What movie is that from?


http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg
DEATH EATER: "I've done far worse than kill you... I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I will leave you as you left me... as you left her... marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive..."

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/potter/potterphoenix2.jpg
HARRY: "Khan!"

[aaron]

Isn't it from one of The Mummie's?

[Dr. Fate]

Isn't it from one of The Mummie's?
I don't remember it being from one of the Mummites...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/63/Benstillertrex.jpg
BEN STILLER: "Run! Go! Get to the chopper!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg
DEATH EATER: "Shire... Baggins!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg
"Oh, sugar, you just gone and done the dumbest thing in your whole life."

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Sawgordonattacks.jpg

Dr. Gordon: Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg
"I am not in a giving vein this day..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.christopherreevelegacy.com/gallery/images/Donner-years/superfeats/rockets/Rocket-024.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I am the ultimate bad ass!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Bellatrix_Black.jpg

Bellatrix Lestrange: And if you don't pay me, dogs will tear you limb from limb, a crazy little man named Rumplestiltskin will show up... and SKULL **** your eyes out!

[Dr. Fate]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg
MORPHEUS: "My noble kinsmen, thou have served me well. Now stand aside and watch as Shep doth dispatch these villains."

[Iceburgeruk]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

MORPHEUS: Go ninja go ninja go! Go ninja go ninja go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

lol

Turtles are prob just out of shot fighting mister bebop and agent rocksmithy.lol.

[Iceburgeruk]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg

Something to do with the Lion King. Nuff Said.lol

[Iceburgeruk]

http://aolsearch.aol.co.uk/redir?urn=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rpgamer.com%2Fgames%2Fo ther%2Fpc%2Fswonline%2Fart%2Fswonline007.jpg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rpgamer.com%2Fgames%2Fother%2 Fpc%2Fswonline%2Fart%2Fswonline007.jpg&&requestId=ea5375f0dc1ae9ae&clickedItemRank=5&source=googleImage&searchType=IS&partner=Google&query=DARTH%20VADER
VADER: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

[Dr. Fate]

http://aolsearch.aol.co.uk/redir?urn=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rpgamer.com%2Fgames%2Fo ther%2Fpc%2Fswonline%2Fart%2Fswonline007.jpg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rpgamer.com%2Fgames%2Fother%2 Fpc%2Fswonline%2Fart%2Fswonline007.jpg&&requestId=ea5375f0dc1ae9ae&clickedItemRank=5&source=googleImage&searchType=IS&partner=Google&query=DARTH%20VADER
VADER: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
Man that's a bad shot of Vader. :csad:

http://www.film-talk.com/forums/uploads/post-1517-1151902379.jpg
JUDGE DOOM: "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/images/pics/Kong2.jpg

Her name's Naomi. That's "I Moan" backwards. I'll put in a good word for you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.michaelbiehn.net/graphics/gallery/terminator/terminator03.jpg
REESE: "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave..."

[Byrd Man]

http://film.onet.pl/_i/film/h/harry_potter_i_czara_ognia/g/g03.jpg

Harry: He wants to marry his sister.

Hermione: He better not come back.

Harry: Yeah, that's right, or we'll tie you to a tree, f**k you in the a$$ while we j**k you off. Show you what we really do to perverts around here.

[Dr. Fate]

http://film.onet.pl/_i/film/h/harry_potter_i_czara_ognia/g/g03.jpg

Harry: He wants to marry his sister.

Hermione: He better not come back.

Harry: Yeah, that's right, or we'll tie you to a tree, f**k you in the a$$ while we j**k you off. Show you what we really do to perverts around here.
Funny. What's it from?

http://film.onet.pl/_i/film/h/harry_potter_i_czara_ognia/g/g03.jpg
HERMIONE: "Great scott!"
HARRY: "I know, this is heavy."

[Byrd Man]

Funny. What's it from?

Say It Isn't So.

If you only see one movie about accidental incest, make it this one.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg
DEATH EATER: "Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don't know the power of the Dark Side."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg
"V'Ger needs the information."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.telcom.es/~jcastjr/starwars/robots.jpg

C-3PO: I'm Jay, and this is my hedro-lifemate, Silent Bob.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
NEWT: "Can you stop it?"
RIPLEY: "I don't know. With these weapons, I don't know."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2006/perfume/perfume4.jpg
"Do I look like the mother of the future? I mean am I tough? Organized? I can't even balance my checkbook!"

[C.F. Kane]

^ who is that?

:heart:

[Jack Bauer]

Some new actress called Karoline Herfurth. The film pic she is in is called Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.

[The Hero]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/37762/37762_cw.jpg


Emperor: It's time to put it on.

Anakin: What?

Emperor: The last suit you'll ever wear.


http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/6313/millenniumfalcondvdrip49wv.jpg


Emperor: You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.


http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars__episode_iii__revenge_of_the_sith/_group_photos/hayden_christensen201.jpg


Vader: You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.

[Dr. Fate]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/37762/37762_cw.jpg


Emperor: It's time to put it on.

Anakin: What?

Emperor: The last suit you'll ever wear.


http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/6313/millenniumfalcondvdrip49wv.jpg


Emperor: You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.


http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars__episode_iii__revenge_of_the_sith/_group_photos/hayden_christensen201.jpg


Vader: You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.
I'm impressed, Hero. You took three shots from one of the worst movies ever made and made them funny in a good way. You rock.

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2006/perfume/perfume4.jpg
"I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school..."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2006/perfume/perfume4.jpg
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/37762/37762_cw.jpg

[The Hero]

I'm impressed, Hero. You took three shots from one of the worst movies ever made and made them funny in a good way. You rock.
I'm honored to be in the same category as redheads and Robert Plant. :o

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2006/perfume/perfume4.jpg
"This has not been honorable..."

[Zev]

http://bloggerale.com/Palpatine.jpg

"Gentlemen, let's get down to business. We've got a lot of work to do."

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/6313/millenniumfalcondvdrip49wv.jpg

"Someone help me! I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned."

http://bloggerale.com/Palpatine.jpg

"Some of you I know, some of you I'm meeting for the first time."

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/6313/millenniumfalcondvdrip49wv.jpg

"Hello up there! Anyone! Can someone call an ambulance? I'm in quite a lot of pain."

http://bloggerale.com/Palpatine.jpg

"You've all been gathered here to form my Evil Cabinet. Excuse me."

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/6313/millenniumfalcondvdrip49wv.jpg

"If somebody can open the retrieval hatch down here, I could get out. See, I designed this device myself and...oh, hi! Good, I'm glad you found me. Listen, I'm very badly burned, so if you could just--

http://blogs.starwars.com/static/img/image-selector/full/original-trilogy/episode-iv/15.jpg

BANG!

[Zev]

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/6313/millenniumfalcondvdrip49wv.jpg

"You shot me!"

http://bloggerale.com/Palpatine.jpg

"Right. Okay. Moving on."

"You shot me right in the arm! Why did--"

BANG!

http://bloggerale.com/Palpatine.jpg

"Let me go around the table and introduce everyone."

http://www.cybertronical.com/allsites/starwars/main/characters/darth_maul/dm4.jpg

"Frau Farbissina, founder of the militant wing of the Salvation Army."

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2002/coming.attractions/interactive/starwars/boba.fett.jpg

"Random Task, a Korean ex-wrestler, evil handyman extraordinaire. Show them what you do."

http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/characters/han_solo/carbonite/han3.jpg

"Thank you, Random Task. Patty O'Brien, ex-Irish assassin. His trademark? A superstitious man, he leaves a tiny keepsake on every victim he kills. Scotland Yard would love to get their hands on that piece of evidence."

http://www.ifrance.com/dwlsw2/images/encyclo/droides/generalgrevious/generalgrevious.jpg

"Yes, they're always after me lucky charms!"

[Elijya]

"I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school..."


"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

ENOUGH! Jesus Christ, those quotes have each been used four dozen times in this thread, they aren't funny anymore! They aren't unique! Everyone keeps just throwing them onto any random photos with no thought to over kill or moderation. They stopped being funny LONG ago! :P

[Dr. Fate]

ENOUGH! Jesus Christ, those quotes have each been used four dozen times in this thread, they aren't funny anymore! They aren't unique! Everyone keeps just throwing them onto any random photos with no thought to over kill or moderation. They stopped being funny LONG ago! :P
Are you closing the thread?


http://www.cybertronical.com/allsites/starwars/main/characters/darth_maul/dm4.jpg
DARTH MAUL: "I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."

[Jack Bauer]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/37762/37762_cw.jpg

"Best of seven?"

http://www.cybertronical.com/allsites/starwars/main/characters/darth_maul/dm4.jpg

"DAMN RIGHT!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/37762/37762_cw.jpg

"Best of seven?"

http://www.cybertronical.com/allsites/starwars/main/characters/darth_maul/dm4.jpg

"DAMN RIGHT!"
Good use of Bill & Ted there. :word:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/37762/37762_cw.jpg
PALPATINE: "Alright listen, the Terminator's an infiltration unit - part man, part machine. Underneath it's a hyper alloy combat chasis, microprocessor controlled, fully armored, very tough, but outside it's living human tissue. Flesh, hair, blood, grown for the cyborgs."
ANAKIN: "Look Reese, I don't know what you want from me-"
PALPATINE: "Pay attention! I've gotta ditch this car. The 600 series had rubber skin, we spotted them easy, but these are new, they look human. Sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him."
ANAKIN: "Look, I am not stupid you know. They cannot make things like that yet."
PALPATINE: "Not yet, not for about 40 years."
ANAKIN: "Are you saying it's from the future?"
PALPATINE: "One possible future... from your point of view, I don't know tech stuff."
ANAKIN: "Then you're from the future too, is that right?"
PALPATINE: "Right."
ANAKIN: "Right."

[Jack Bauer]

Good use of Bill & Ted there. :word:

Thanks Fate

[C.F. Kane]

Are you closing the thread?



SHHHHHHHH! Don't even speak of that!

[Dr. Fate]

SHHHHHHHH! Don't even speak of that!
I don't want the thread to close. Anyone even vaguely familiar with me on these boards knows I live for this thread.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
RIPLEY: "Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
Ripley: "You're one ugly mother****er."


http://bloggerale.com/Palpatine.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
Ripley: "You're one ugly mother****er."


http://bloggerale.com/Palpatine.jpg

:up: :up: :up:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
RIPLEY: "Hasta la vista, baby."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg
"Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having lunch at the White House too?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4158/crucifixdm9.jpg

Van Helsing: You picked the wrong house, bub.

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/drno5.jpg

I can smell your ****

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/drno5.jpg
BOND: "I find your lack of faith... disturbing."

[Zev]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg

"Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog."

http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/drno5.jpg

"What's wet?"

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2764/cap4fs0.jpg

"Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-Dog. That's what you had. That's what you were smoking, you couldn't taste it?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/m/images/monsters-inc-1.jpg
"You're the man now, dog."

[phoenix_force]

EDIT: yeah, we won't be using that screencap. What the hell is it from, anyway? -Eli

[xwolverine2]

^
hey i see some nudity there...... BANNED!!!!!!!!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/drno5.jpg
Bond: "You know the difference between you and me?"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/James_Bond_vodka_ma_183542c.jpg
Bond: "?"

http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/drno5.jpg
"I make this look good."

[Bnightwing]

http://www.radioblogger.com/images/munchkins.jpg

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

HAHA

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/Saw_III_012.jpg

John Kramer/Jigsaw: You were the chosen one!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/drno5.jpg
Bond: "You know the difference between you and me?"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/James_Bond_vodka_ma_183542c.jpg
Bond: "?"

http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/drno5.jpg
"I make this look good."
:woot:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
RIPLEY: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.radioblogger.com/images/munchkins.jpg
DOROTHY: "Are you the police?"
MUNCHKIN: "No ma'am. We're musicians."

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/Saw_III_012.jpg

"Can't sleep... clown'll eat me..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/James_Bond_vodka_ma_183542c.jpg
BOND: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
RIPLEY: "Would you like me to seduce you?"

[Bad Superman]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg
NEW YORK: NEW YEAR'S EVE 2046

HOST: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the star of this splendid night: the one, the only Queen of Pop. . . .MADONNAAAAAA!!!!


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Bellatrix_Black.jpg

MADONNA: **Farts** HAPPY NEW YEAR NEW YOOOORRK!!!!

[Zev]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4158/crucifixdm9.jpg

Van Helsing: Prepare for the fight scene!

[Dr. Fate]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg
NEW YORK: NEW YEAR'S EVE 2046

HOST: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the star of this splendid night: the one, the only Queen of Pop. . . .MADONNAAAAAA!!!!


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Bellatrix_Black.jpg

MADONNA: **Farts** HAPPY NEW YEAR NEW YOOOORRK!!!!
What film's that from?

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4158/crucifixdm9.jpg
VAN HELSING: "I cast you out, unclean Spirit!"
DRACULA: "Shove it up your ass, you ******!"
VAN HELSING: "In the Name of our Lord Jesus Christ! It is he who commands you! It is he who flung you from the gates of Heaven to the depths of Hell!"
DRACULA: "F*** Him!"
VAN HELSING: "Be gone..."
DRACULA: "F*** Him, Karras! F***Him!"
VAN HELSING: "...from this creature of God!"
DRACULA: [moaning noises]
VAN HELSING: "Be gone! In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/11/30/fantastic-four-large.jpg

The Thing (Offscreen): Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/11/30/fantastic-four-large.jpg

The Thing (Offscreen): Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.
:up:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
RIPLEY: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

[Bad Superman]

What film's that from?

I have no idea. :ninja:

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/11/30/fantastic-four-large.jpg
REED: "If my calculations are correct, once this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious *****."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
RIPLEY: "I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

[jrpstarwars]

The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xXiC3dFHQ8BE0mjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=132jm8qo6/EXP=1165516130/**http%3a//www.thecinemalaser.com/dvd_images_2002/0802/gremlins-2-dvd-image-05.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
RIPLEY: "Funny us going out like this... killed by a hundred foot marshmellow man."

http://www.biehnteam.com/ABC%20of%20Biehn/dwayne.jpg
CORPORAL DWAYNE HICKS: "We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/8021.jpg
RIPLEY: "Nobody steps on a church in my town!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg

RoboCop: You keep holding out on me like this, and I'm going to have to get really nasty.

Boddicker: It was Telly Stern passed me the order. Runs the tables over to the Triple Ace Club.

[jrpstarwars]

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mzJ4HhFb.sA5wOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=154gbogg6/EXP=1165636169/**http%3a//www.wallpapers-zone.com/wallpapers/jeux_video/star_wars_episode_iii_revenge_of_the_sith/star_wars_episode_iii_revenge_of_the_sith_012.jpg

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother f***er!"

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5m1u4HhFIIABkIyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13cdtaqtg/EXP=1165636078/**http%3a//free-moviedownloads.net/free/star.wars.episode.3.revenge.of.the.sith.download.j pg

"SOmebody took my stapler"

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mW94XhF3HQAB1mjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=136j2uhn3/EXP=1165636413/**http%3a//dillonstars.hilken.co.uk/cmonlookathees/starwars/revenge-of-the-sith-10.jpg

"Later on I might be showing her my Oh face... oh, oh, oh...."

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mc34nhFZ2AAGGejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12fmudhls/EXP=1165636535/**http%3a//www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/hangin-with/pix/sith2.jpg

"We was like peas and carrots"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
KURTWOOD SMITH: "Do you expect me to talk?"
ROBOCOP: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

[C.F. Kane]

http://articles.closeup.de/large/P/P325207.JPG

Thisa suit is NOT BLACK!!

[jrpstarwars]

http://www.wallpapers-zone.com/wallpapers/jeux_video/star_wars_episode_iii_revenge_of_the_sith/star_wars_episode_iii_revenge_of_the_sith_016.jpg (http://www.serialgamer.com/mobile.php?wpp=jeux_video/star_wars_episode_iii_revenge_of_the_sith/star_wars_episode_iii_revenge_of_the_sith_016.jpg)

"We was like peas and carrots"

[wiegeabo]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Vader: "Are we awake?"
Stormtrooper: "We're not sure. Are we...black?"
Vader: "Yes, we are."
Stormtrooper: "Then we're awake, but very puzzled."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.wallpapers-zone.com/wallpapers/jeux_video/star_wars_episode_iii_revenge_of_the_sith/star_wars_episode_iii_revenge_of_the_sith_016.jpg (http://www.serialgamer.com/mobile.php?wpp=jeux_video/star_wars_episode_iii_revenge_of_the_sith/star_wars_episode_iii_revenge_of_the_sith_016.jpg)
OBI-WAN KENOBI: "We're on a mission from God."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "What is steel to the hand that wields it?"

[jrpstarwars]

http://www.vox.de/images/film/pr_filme_waynes_world_2_2_i.jpg"There's something very strange about that man."

[jrpstarwars]

http://www.thecinemalaser.com/dvd_images_2002/0802/gremlins-2-dvd-image-05.jpg
The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.

[jrpstarwars]

"Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality"

[jrpstarwars]

Houston...we have a problem.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "We were buddies, Harold. You, me and Fresno Bob. You know what they did to Bob? Hmm?"

[Fledermaus]

http://www.wallpapers-zone.com/wallpapers/jeux_video/star_wars_episode_iii_revenge_of_the_sith/star_wars_episode_iii_revenge_of_the_sith_016.jpg
Obi-wan: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Anakin: How many up there?
Obi-wan: Three or four.
Anakin: That's countin' our guy?
Obi-wan: Not sure.
Anakin: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Obi-wan: It's possible.
Anakin: We should have f**kin' shotguns.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "I just might have to put an end to you on general principles, Nauls."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
JOHN HURT: "Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to jail!"

[The Hero]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/demon1%20demon%20child.jpg

"So.....shall we shag now or shag later?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/demon1%20demon%20child.jpg
"And here's to Operation Grand Slam."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.starwars.com/collecting/news/hasbro/img/antilles.jpg
DARTH VADER: "I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!"

[Sam Fisher]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/grinch1.jpg

Wait, you want me to get into that? How the hell do I do that?

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/grinch2.jpg
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/grinch3.jpg
This is getting heavy.....

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/grinch4.jpg
KKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/grinch5.jpg
Oh noes!

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/rugrats1.jpg
The porno version of Rugrats.

[Zev]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/rugrats1.jpg

"Does this look like a Q to you?"

[wiegeabo]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/rugrats1.jpg

"My name is Buck, and I'm here to ****."

[Zev]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/rugrats1.jpg

"Would you **** me? I'd **** me."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.roberthood.net/daikaiju-antho/contributors/images/mechagodzilla.jpg
MECHA-GODZILLA: "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

[wiegeabo]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/grinch4.jpg
"Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid."

http://www.roberthood.net/daikaiju-antho/contributors/images/mechagodzilla.jpg


http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/grinch5.jpg
"She's gone from suck to blow!"

[Sam Fisher]

This isn't a movie but.......

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7e/140px-Kevin-pereira-g4.jpg
"I suck"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/rugrats1.jpg

"Would you **** me? I'd **** me."

Brilliant.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/grinch4.jpg
"Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid."

http://www.roberthood.net/daikaiju-antho/contributors/images/mechagodzilla.jpg


http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/grinch5.jpg
"She's gone from suck to blow!"
Good one.

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
STORM-TROOPER: "She's really a princess."
DARTH VADER: "Really? And you're a great sorcerer? And I'm the king of Cashmir."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8900/2006241697573024ds2.jpg

Pipeline: I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

[Zev]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8900/2006241697573024ds2.jpg

Snake: Oh, nice. Sixteen Candles is on, man.

Pipeline: And the award for the least heterosexual statement ever made in this apartment goes to... Harold Lee! Come on down, man! Take a bow!

Snake: Shut up, man. It's a classic.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif
PREDATOR: "Be afraid. Be very afraid."

[Sam Fisher]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/scifi1.jpg

I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!!

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/scifi3.jpg
What happened to you Spock?

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/scifi2.jpg
I am Darth Vador from the planet VULCAN.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "Sex machine. Pleased to meet you."

[The Chairman]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg

ROBOBCOP - What's my name? Say my name, *****!

KURTWOOD SMITH - Michelle! Michelle.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.fresh99.com/images/supermanreturns/new_superman16.jpg

"Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing!"

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png

"You lose! Good day sir!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/demon1%20demon%20child.jpg
"Do you know Minnie the Moocher?"
http://www.galenfrysinger.ws/movies/amadeus.jpg
"I knew a hooker once named Minnie Mazola."

[Jack Bauer]

The true meaning of mix-up movie captions:

http://www.calgarysun.com/photos/96005.jpg

Rachel: You know what they say? They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Van_Damme_as_Guile.jpg

Guile: And I say... you're full of ****. Oh, uh, you can quote me on that.

[The Hero]

http://www.starwars.com/collecting/news/hasbro/img/antilles.jpg


"I believe you have my stapler..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.starwars.com/collecting/news/hasbro/img/antilles.jpg
REBEL GUY: "I was framed!"
VADER: "And in a minute, you're gonna be boxed!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.starwars.com/collecting/news/hasbro/img/antilles.jpg
Rebel: "I didn't kill my wife."
Vader: "I don't care."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.starwars.com/collecting/news/hasbro/img/antilles.jpg
Rebel: "I didn't kill my wife."
Vader: "I don't care."
Haha. Good one.

http://www.starwars.com/collecting/news/hasbro/img/antilles.jpg
VADER: "I must break you."

[The Hero]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/rugrats1.jpg

"I know it's pretty, but I didn't tak out out for air....."

[Yurka]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg


"WRONG!!!!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg

"There was a FIREFIGHT!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6717/supermanreturnshn0.png
"I am your father!"

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg
No... That's not true...! That's impossible!

[Zev]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg

"It's Mega Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!"

[The Hero]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30052c&ip=410d707d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fhome.nycap.rr.com%2Fatreides%2Fpics %2Fgraphics%2Faod%2Farmy12-s.jpg

"It's a robot! Ash is a god damn robot!"

(best pic I could find)

[Dr. Fate]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg
WILLEM: "Khan!"

[Zev]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3351/kristannalokenbloodraynji9.jpg

"These are my BREASTS."

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6051/kristannalokenbloodraynqb0.jpg

"They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're FRIENDS!"

[Zev]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3351/kristannalokenbloodraynji9.jpg

"These are my BREASTS."

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6051/kristannalokenbloodraynqb0.jpg

"They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're FRIENDS!"

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/demon1%20demon%20child.jpg

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.embl-heidelberg.de/argos/predator/pred1.gif
"What do you mean they cut the power?! How can they cut the power, man?! They're animals!"

[The Hero]

http://www.starwars.com/collecting/news/hasbro/img/antilles.jpg

"I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this....Son, this is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass".

[The Hero]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg

"MISS TESCHMACHER!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "You lose it here, you're in a world of hurt."

[Sam Fisher]

http://scoobydoobydoofan.50megs.com/images/scoobygang.jpg

[The Hero]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30052d&ip=410d707d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.omelete.com.br%2Fimagens%2Fcine ma%2Fartigos%2Fhomem-aranha%2Fnorman_osborn.jpg

"That's it! Einhorn is Finkle....Finkle is Einhorn.....Einhorn is a man! "


http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg

"Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9861/pinheadeu5.gif

"You are in hell, little man! And I am the devil!"

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5729/armyofdarknessxy5.jpg

"You're not the devil. You're practice."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5729/armyofdarknessxy5.jpg
ASH: "I am the ultimate bad ass!"

[The Hero]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9861/pinheadeu5.gif

"I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH."

[Dr. Fate]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30052d&ip=410d707d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.omelete.com.br%2Fimagens%2Fcine ma%2Fartigos%2Fhomem-aranha%2Fnorman_osborn.jpg

"That's it! Einhorn is Finkle....Finkle is Einhorn.....Einhorn is a man! "


http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg

"Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man!"\
Hahahahaha

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg\
"STELLA!"

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Frankenstein_Karloff.jpg

"Well America, there you have it, Frankenstein has just been attacked by the French Air Force and he's whipped their derrieres!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Frankenstein_Karloff.jpg
"This has not been honorable."

[C.F. Kane]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30052d&ip=410d707d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.omelete.com.br%2Fimagens%2Fcine ma%2Fartigos%2Fhomem-aranha%2Fnorman_osborn.jpg

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits...


http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg

PU-I-ON-IRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30052d&ip=410d707d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.omelete.com.br%2Fimagens%2Fcine ma%2Fartigos%2Fhomem-aranha%2Fnorman_osborn.jpg
"Do you find me sadistic?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4042/reservoirwhite2qt3.jpg

(BAM BAM BAM)

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7406/reservoirwhitepinkbk7.jpg

Mr. Pink: We heard shots. What happened?

Mr. White: I sent them a message.

[wiegeabo]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4042/reservoirwhite2qt3.jpg

"I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4042/reservoirwhite2qt3.jpg
"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4042/reservoirwhite2qt3.jpg
HARVEY: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

[The Hero]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Frankenstein_Karloff.jpg

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Frankenstein_Karloff.jpg
"Do you find me sadistic?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5554/armyofdarkness03sm5.jpg

Ash: I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way.

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/GreenGoblinMovie.jpg
"I'll swallow your soul!"

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5554/armyofdarkness03sm5.jpg

Ash: "His chin looks a little weak if you ask me."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5554/armyofdarkness03sm5.jpg

Ash: I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way.
SuperBruce!

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5554/armyofdarkness03sm5.jpg
ASH: "This has not been honorable."

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

Its probably been done but I always get a kick out of it:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg

KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/173478~Burt-Lancaster-Posters.jpg
JJ HUNSECKER: "Any attempt by you to create a climate of fear and panic among the populace must be deemed by us an act of insurrection."

http://www.filmmakermagazine.com/blog/uploaded_images/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002-729519.jpg
MOSES: "You would accuse me of insurrection? Has it now become a crime to cherish life?"

[Zev]

http://www.filmmakermagazine.com/blog/uploaded_images/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002-729519.jpg

"You spend every possible waking moment together, while I'm out running around with a bunch of 20-year-olds who only want a good time and cheap sex sex sex. Girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough. 'More, more, more. It's your turn now to wear the handcuffs...'"

[Zev]

http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2004/06/18/dodgeball/story.jpg

"You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I like it when balls are in my face.'"