Mix up movie captions

[Zev]

http://www.goreydetails.net/images/items/jpeg419.jpg

"You know the best part of killing someone? The look on their face. It's that look. Not when they're threatened. Not when you hurt them. Not even when they see the knife. It's when they feel the knife go in. That's it. It's surprise. They just can't believe it's really happening to them. She had that look, the girl, when she knew it wasn't just porno."

[Zev]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1379/robocop10002ra6.jpg

Robocop: May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough? I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen20.jpg

"There! Evil PURE AND SIMPLE by way of the Eighth Dimension!"

[Zev]

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/I/E/8/americandreamz3011306.jpg

President: Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named "John"?

[Zev]

http://www.hollywoodskinny.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/cousineddie.jpg

"To all my love slaves out there: Thunderlips is here. In the flesh, baby. The ultimate male versus... the ultimate meatball. Ha, ha, ha."

[Zev]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009QTRVI.01._PE30_.The-L-Word-The-Complete-Second-Season._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

"You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed?"

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1101/suntimespotc1ul3.jpg

Elizabeth: But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

[Zev]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2479/aagag7.jpg

"**** her yet?"

"Working on it."

"Loser."

"Blow me."

"Call me later?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
REESE: "Those who will not live by the law shall die by the law!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1101/suntimespotc1ul3.jpg

Elizabeth: But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
That's a good one Zev I thought you made it up until I saw it in the JP quote page.

[mclay18]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9861/pinheadeu5.gif

"And then I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

[C.F. Kane]

Holy crap, this thread's still going?

[Dr. Fate]

Holy crap, this thread's still going?
Yes it is. Amazing, isn't it?

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2479/aagag7.jpg
"There can be only one."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/0286.jpg

"Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me The Punisher."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.hollywoodskinny.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/cousineddie.jpg

"Who do you have to **** to get a drink around here?"

[Zev]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2479/aagag7.jpg


Helpful Hint: Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez are real-life girlfriends (yes, LIKE THAT). Caption appropriately.:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1d/02-S1-3.jpg/436px-02-S1-3.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/02-S1-3.jpg)
JANE SEYMOUR: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.hollywoodskinny.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/cousineddie.jpg

"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Yul_ws4l.jpg
YUL BRYNNER: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[C.F. Kane]

Helpful Hint: Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez are real-life girlfriends (yes, LIKE THAT). Caption appropriately.:up:

Will do.

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2479/aagag7.jpg

Rodriguez: Bet you've never seen one of those before.
Loken: Silly girl, I have one.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2479/aagag7.jpg
RODRIGUEZ: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
LOKEN: "Would you like me to seduce you?"

[Zev]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2479/aagag7.jpg

"More thrust..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2479/aagag7.jpg
LOKEN: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
RODRIGUEZ: "But of course you are."
LOKEN: "Plenty O'Toole."
RODRIGUEZ: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

[The Hero]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2479/aagag7.jpg

RODRIGUEZ: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

[Jack Bauer]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2479/aagag7.jpg

STUNTDEVIL: You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

[The Hero]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4042/reservoirwhite2qt3.jpg


*draws* "Make ya' famous."

[Speedball]

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9177.jpg
"Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2479/aagag7.jpg
RODRIGUEZ: "You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually?"
LOKEN: "I've never tried it."
RODRIGUEZ: "You've never double-clicked your mouse?"


Now on an off topic subject -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Haya004.jpeg
HAYA HARAREET: "Would you like me to seduce you?"

[Zev]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3650/rumorsmotivatenn6.jpg

"There! Evil PURE AND SIMPLE by way of the Eighth Dimension!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0083.jpg
ELENA: "Run! Go! Get to the chopper!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3650/rumorsmotivatenn6.jpg

So, it's just you 57 cops against KUNG FU JOE? Master of KUNG-FU, KARATE, JIU-JITSU, and all kinds of other **** you ain't never heard of! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.timecodes.dk/mediepolitik/Dansk_fjernsyn.jpg
TERMINATOR: "Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.timecodes.dk/mediepolitik/Dansk_fjernsyn.jpg
"Don't make me take off my sunglasses!"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.timecodes.dk/mediepolitik/Dansk_fjernsyn.jpg
"Don't make me take off my sunglasses!"

nice one.

[wiegeabo]

Thanks.

[Carmine Falcone]

one of the funniest quotes of bringing out the dead.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_146SigourneyWeaver.jpg
RIPLEY: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[Sam Fisher]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/st-1.gif

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/potc1.gif

[wiegeabo]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/potc1.gif
"Murphy... I'm a mess..."

[Zev]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/e/0/ee00b66f7c724b6f5a58b746152c6ac1.gif

"You stupid ****ing ****. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, ****head. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, *******? You're ****ing ****. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid ****ing ****, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, ****head."

[wiegeabo]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/e/0/ee00b66f7c724b6f5a58b746152c6ac1.gif

"No... wire... hangers!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/e/0/ee00b66f7c724b6f5a58b746152c6ac1.gif
"You don't hit people in the balls you ass-hole!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/st-1.gif

"It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/st-1.gif
"Game over man, game over!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/e/0/ee00b66f7c724b6f5a58b746152c6ac1.gif

Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls!

[wiegeabo]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/potc1.gif
"I'm freakin' out, man!"

[Zev]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos/2006/07/10/depp-johnny-pirates.jpg

"You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it."

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/6/5/46591f8e92b0f0a129c6cb467653aa16.gif

[Dr. Fate]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/e/0/ee00b66f7c724b6f5a58b746152c6ac1.gif
"You should've heard your brother squeel when I broke his f***ing neck!"

Yes, that is an actual movie quote. Hint: Bruce Willis movie.

[Jack Bauer]

^Die Hard :up:

[Dr. Fate]

^Die Hard :up:
Yep. Not one of the more memorable ones so I didn't know if anyone would get it.

Can't think of a good line for this pic -

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2006/dreamgirls/dream2.jpg

So I'll go with the tried & true and let another one tackle this above pic.


http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/e/0/ee00b66f7c724b6f5a58b746152c6ac1.gif
"Here's Johnny!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/ZoltonK/Other%20Stuff/robocop.gif
ROBOCOP: "No wire hangers ever!"

[Noir]

http://www.domlife.org/moviereviews/passionchrist15.jpg
I am your father.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.domlife.org/moviereviews/passionchrist15.jpg
"If this is torture, chain me to the wall."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Get hot, Miss Dimple."

[WeaponZ2]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos/2006/07/10/depp-johnny-pirates.jpg

"You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it."

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/6/5/46591f8e92b0f0a129c6cb467653aa16.gif

I don't know what to say..

[Dr. Fate]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/6/5/46591f8e92b0f0a129c6cb467653aa16.gif
JACK SPARROW: "This has not been honorable."

[C.F. Kane]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/6/5/46591f8e92b0f0a129c6cb467653aa16.gif

Is that... Is that hair gel?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/ZoltonK/Other%20Stuff/robocop.gif
ROBOCOP: "It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/0286.jpg
''Tell him I'm coming! Tell him I'm ****ing coming!''

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7406/reservoirwhitepinkbk7.jpg
Mr White: Did you get it on with my sister?
...
Mr Pink: Over and over again, she moaned like a wildebeast...

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/ResBlonde_sm.jpg
Mr Bonde: ...A wildebeast!

[wiegeabo]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7406/reservoirwhitepinkbk7.jpg

Mr. White: "We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice."

Mr. Pink: "Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger and you give me my phone call."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0083.jpg
ELENA: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
[five seconds later]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/ZoltonK/Other%20Stuff/robocop.gif

[Zev]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7406/reservoirwhitepinkbk7.jpg

Mr. Pink: This is madness!

Mr. White: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.indy.stopklatka.pl/images/tworcy/tw_temple11.jpg
INDY: "Khan!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.indy.stopklatka.pl/images/tworcy/tw_temple11.jpg
Indy: "Ahh! I'm insane with anger!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.indy.stopklatka.pl/images/tworcy/tw_temple11.jpg
INDY: "Soylent Green is people!"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.indy.stopklatka.pl/images/tworcy/tw_temple11.jpg

RULES? PISS ON YOUR ****ING RULES!

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.indy.stopklatka.pl/images/tworcy/tw_temple11.jpg

I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.indy.stopklatka.pl/images/tworcy/tw_temple11.jpg

I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE!
http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/0286.jpg
"I don't care!"

[wiegeabo]

I almost did the exact same thing with that pic. :eek:

:up:

[Zev]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/0286.jpg

"That, my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT, and good old MSG; a.k.a., the chip, nacho cheese flavor."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "I must break you."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself slightly killed."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Oh please, haven't you done enough to me?"
ZORRO: "I'll do to you things that defy all known philosophies!"

[Sam Fisher]

http://www.pop-arena.com/articles/rangerfans/fan402.jpg

I knew Power Ragners were gay but that takes the cake:oldrazz:

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Mad_max12sw.jpg
MAX: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Mad_max12sw.jpg
Max: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

[Honey Vibe]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5453/yodamacedt7.jpg
Mace Windu: We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well regardless I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean, than to stay here and die on this *****hole island spending the rest of my life talking to a goddamn MUPPET! [Kicks Yoda off the cliff]

[Sam Fisher]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5453/yodamacedt7.jpg


"Sick of these mother****n' snakes on this mother****n' plane I am."

[wiegeabo]

Funny. But the point is to put movie quotes in the wrong picture. Not make up quotes.

[Zev]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5453/yodamacedt7.jpg

Mace Windu: If I had to **** a guy, I mean absolutely had to, I'd **** Elvis.

[Speedball]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5453/yodamacedt7.jpg
Yoda: You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star".
{Mace snickers}
Yoda: What?
Mace: Oh, nothing, Darth.

[Sam Fisher]

Funny. But the point is to put movie quotes in the wrong picture. Not make up quotes.

:huh:

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5453/yodamacedt7.jpg


Yoda goes in for the kiss

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/jeff_goldblum.jpg
JEFF GOLDBLUM: "This has not been honorable."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/16/batlead_wideweb__430x393.jpg

Batman: Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!

[Carmine Falcone]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5453/yodamacedt7.jpg

Sam Jackson: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Yoda: Well... uh... we ****in' stole it, man.

[Honey Vibe]

Funny. But the point is to put movie quotes in the wrong picture. Not make up quotes.
It was worth it :oldrazz:

[Jack Bauer]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5453/yodamacedt7.jpg

Yoda: You're looking at me like, like... I just asked you the ****ing square root of something.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5453/yodamacedt7.jpg
YODA: "One alive, one not, yet both in pain."
MACE: "What must I do?"
YODA: "You must bring them to Mt. Seleya on Vulcan. Only there will both find peace."
MACE: "What you ask is difficult."
YODA: "You will find a way. If you honor them both, you will find a way."

[wiegeabo]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5453/yodamacedt7.jpg
Yoda: "And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Mace: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Yoda: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is."
Mace: "Then what do they call it?"
Yoda: "They call it a Royale with cheese."
Mace: "A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?"
Yoda: "Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."
Mace: "Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?"
Yoda: "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. "

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/05.12.04/gifs/van-helsing-0420.jpg

Van Helsing: You picked the wrong house, bub.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5453/yodamacedt7.jpg
MACE: "Basically I'm just gonna walk the Earth."
YODA: "What do you mean walk the Earth?"
MACE: "You know like Kane in Kung Fu."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos2/superman-returns-star-gets-going-away-present-0gA.jpg

"I come in peace."

http://www.filmica.com/casiopea/archivos/lex2.jpg

"But you go in pieces, *******."

[Elijya]

Funny. But the point is to put movie quotes in the wrong picture. Not make up quotes.

there's never gonna be a time when we don't have to explain that to people

[Dr. Fate]

Elijya, where you been? Last time I saw you, you were sporting the old Peck avatar over the young Peck avatar.

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/jurassic_park_tyranosaurus_rex_jeff_goldblum.jpg
JEFF GOLDBLUM: "Follow me, lightbulb!"

[He-Man]

http://www.indy.stopklatka.pl/images/tworcy/tw_temple11.jpg
King Kong aint got nothing on me!!!!!!

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.filmsondisc.com/images/rear_window.jpg

Peek-a-boo, you ****s, you

[wiegeabo]

http://www.filmsondisc.com/images/rear_window.jpg

"Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "What the Hell is going on?!"
ZORRO: "I'll tell you what's going on - first you waste four years of my life! And then you take the only thing I ever really cared about!"
ELENA: "Your bicycle?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.brew-wood.co.uk/sci-fi/highlander/connor.gif
HIGHLANDER: "We travel light. Let's hunt some orc."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.darkover.it/00sb/fotomie/aragorn.jpg
ARAGORN: "You cannot die, MacLeod. Accept it."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/images3/revolver-RAY_Liotta2.jpg

LIOTTA:What chu say 'bout my momma, huh, huh?

[The Hero]

http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/vendetta/trailercap348ww.jpg


"...................................I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Ben_daniels_2.jpg
GOAT: "This has not been honorable."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Assault_Rifles.jpg
ROCK: "This... is my boom-stick!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/Ben_daniels_1.jpg
BEN DANIELS: "That's it! Game over man, game over! We're in some real pretty **** now, man! What the **** are we gonna do now?! What're we gonna do?!"
KARL URBAN: "Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/Sarge.jpg
THE ROCK: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Reaper.jpg
KARL URBAN [staring]: "It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/Sam_Grimm.jpg
ROSAMUND PIKE: "You poor guys, always confusing your pistols with your privates."

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Ben_daniels_2.jpg

Goat: Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/Sarge.jpg

The Rock:Yeah, and I'm Robert De Niro.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Ben_daniels_2.jpg

Goat: Mr. De Niro, we got to get inside.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/Sarge.jpg
THE ROCK: "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Reaper.jpg
KARL URBAN: "Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine."

[Carmine Falcone]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/brokeback-mountain/brokeback-mountain06.jpg

''****ing females is for poofs.''

http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/dossblondes9.jpg

You got red on you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://galletas.blogia.com/upload/20060603072737-he-man.jpg
HE-MAN: "I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

[The Hero]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a300529&ip=410d707d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fmovies.about.com%2Flibrary%2Fgraphi cs%2Fzachbraffgarden1.jpg

"What if a writer is attempting to create a story where nothing much happens? More of a reflection of the real world..."

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a300513&ip=410d707d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk%2Fcarter2 000%2Fjohn-c-mcginley.jpg

"Nothing happens in the world? Are you out of your ****ing mind? People are murdered every day. There's genocide, war, corruption. Every ****ing day, somewhere in the world, somebody sacrifices his life to save someone else. Every ****ing day, someone, somewhere makes a conscious decision to destroy someone else. People find love, people lose it. For Christ's sake, a child watches her mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry. Somebody else betrays his best friend for a woman. If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life. And why the **** are you wasting my two precious hours with your movie? I don't have any use for it. I don't have any bloody use for it."


http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a300529&ip=410d707d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fmovies.about.com%2Flibrary%2Fgraphi cs%2Fzachbraffgarden1.jpg

"Ok, thank you."

[Dr. Fate]

^^
Nice.

http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2006/3/ed2_1.jpg
EVIL ASH REFLECTION: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2006/3/ed2_2.jpg
JAKE: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2006/3/ed2_3.jpg
ASH: "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2006/3/ed2_4.jpg
ZOMBIE ASH: "Hey, he stole that guy's pizza!"

http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2006/3/ed2_5.jpg
ASH: "This has not been honorable."

[Jack Bauer]

http://blok.rozanek.cz/wp-content/james-bond-daniel-craig-casino-royale.jpg

BOND: Any last words before I blow your brains out you miserable prick?

PERSON OFFSCREEN: Ahh, I shoulda killed you back in Philly.

BOND: Yeah Joey, you should have.

[boydston_14]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: Do you want me to call security?
ZORRO: Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Henryspencer.jpg
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

[The Hero]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a300516&ip=410d707d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.catalystmedia.org.uk%2Fissues%2 Fmisc%2Fimages%2Fcorpse_bride.jpg

"Up for a little necrophilia?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinematographers.nl/GreatDoPh/Films/DialMForMurder2.jpg
GRACE KELLY: "Hello, Ghostbusters? Yes of course we're serious."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.cinematographers.nl/GreatDoPh/Films/DialMForMurder2.jpg
"Do you like scary movies?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinematographers.nl/GreatDoPh/Films/NorthNorthwest.jpg
GRANT: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.cinematographers.nl/GreatDoPh/Films/NorthNorthwest.jpg
Grant: "Next time, Jack, write a goddamn memo."

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Henryspencer.jpg
"Oh. Hello. You scared the crap out of me."

[Dr. Fate]

http://blok.rozanek.cz/wp-content/james-bond-daniel-craig-casino-royale.jpg
BOND: "With enough courage, you can do without a reputation."

[The Chairman]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

V - I believe you have my stapler.

[Zev]

http://www.cinematographers.nl/GreatDoPh/Films/NorthNorthwest.jpg

"De plane! De plane!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a300513&ip=410d707d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk%2Fcarter2 000%2Fjohn-c-mcginley.jpg
"But nothing, you can't have an air raid without bombs!"

[wiegeabo]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a300513&ip=410d707d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk%2Fcarter2 000%2Fjohn-c-mcginley.jpg
Phone: "What's your favorite scary movie?"
McGinley: "Kazaam! You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie."
Phone: "That's not a horror movie."
McGinley: "Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.michaelbiehn.net/graphics/gallery/aliens/aliens07.jpg
HICKS: "It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!"

I know it's been done to death, but I couldn't think of anything else.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops755/ace_ventura0004.jpg
ACE VENTURA: "Say hello to my little friend."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6682/inspectoryuenhc4.jpg

Inspector Tequila: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6682/inspectoryuenhc4.jpg
"Batman... Batman... can someone tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.filmsondisc.com/images/rear_window.jpg

"That's no moon...that's a space station."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9177.jpg

"On second thought let's not go to Camelot...it is a silly place."

(Apologies if that's been done)

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops755/ace_ventura0004.jpg

"What is that odious stench? Smells like... teenagers."

[wiegeabo]

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/6313/millenniumfalcondvdrip49wv.jpg

"This is some ****ed-up, repugnant ****."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg
JONES: "The story goes he'll be normal during the day, but at night, in the presence of evil, the Rider takes over."

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Ghost_Rider/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ghostrider26.jpg

"I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off."

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Ghost_Rider/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ghostrider8.jpg

"No more drugs for that man!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Ghost_Rider/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ghostrider26.jpg
GHOST-RIDER: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to f***."

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Ghost_Rider/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ghostrider26.jpg
Ghost Rider: "FLAME ON!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Ghost_Rider/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ghostrider26.jpg

GHOST RIDER: Where are you you little CREEP!

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Ghost_Rider/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ghostrider26.jpg

"Someone help me! I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned."

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Ghost_Rider/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ghostrider26.jpg
GHOST-RIDER: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.blogdecine.com/images/lfdh2.jpg

MCCLANE: I'm too old for this ****!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.blogdecine.com/images/lfdh2.jpg

"They invade our space...and we fall back. They assimilate entire WORLDS, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no further! And I...will MAKE THEM PAY for what they have done!!"

[The Hero]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Ghost_Rider/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ghostrider26.jpg

"I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off."

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Ghost_Rider/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ghostrider8.jpg

"No more drugs for that man!"

Genius. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."

[Jack Bauer]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg

WAYNE: Just ****ing kill me. Just ****ing kill me.

RA'S AL GHUL: I am killing you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
NEESON: "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

[wiegeabo]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
Bruce: "You know I ain't queer."
Ras: "Me neither."

[JackBauer]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2479/aagag7.jpg

"Since you like chicks, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?"

[Zev]

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/6313/millenniumfalcondvdrip49wv.jpg

"We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/6313/millenniumfalcondvdrip49wv.jpg

"We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."
What's that from? (the quote, not the pic)

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/6313/millenniumfalcondvdrip49wv.jpg
DARTH: "I think I see Blue... he looks glorious..."

[wiegeabo]

The South Park movie.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/Batman3.jpg
Bruce: "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Get_Carter-2.jpg
CAINE: "Pull my finger!"

(From "Children of Men")

[Carmine Falcone]

^ :up::up: For the Get Carter reference.

[Dr. Fate]

^ :up::up: For the Get Carter reference.
Thanks.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Get_Carter-2.jpg
CAINE: "Come with me if you want to live."

[Zev]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/3002/xmen28lm4.jpg

Wolverine: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.

Storm: I'm here because I was in the comic book.

Wolverine: What?

Storm: Nothing.

[The Hero]

Perfect. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/3002/xmen28lm4.jpg

Wolverine: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.

Storm: I'm here because I was in the comic book.

Wolverine: What?

Storm: Nothing.
Hahahaha

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0083.jpg
ELENA: "First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter."

[The Hero]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/swt2%20thumbs%20up.jpg

"I'm a badass hunky dude."

[The Hero]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Get_Carter-2.jpg

"With all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on."

[wiegeabo]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/3002/xmen28lm4.jpg

Storm: "Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
Wolverine: "Umm... 65?"
Storm: "63."
Wolverine: "But... isn't the speed limit 65?"
Storm: "Yes, it is."
Professor: "[stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/3002/xmen28lm4.jpg

Storm: "Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
Wolverine: "Umm... 65?"
Storm: "63."
Wolverine: "But... isn't the speed limit 65?"
Storm: "Yes, it is."
Professor: "[stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!"
:up: Nice Super Troppers

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2904/l7fbca15e81e876d52d05a5rj9.jpg

YOUNG MICHAEL MYERS: Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.

[wiegeabo]

Thanks.

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2904/l7fbca15e81e876d52d05a5rj9.jpg

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2904/l7fbca15e81e876d52d05a5rj9.jpg
"I'm Batman."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/swt2%20thumbs%20up.jpg

"When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes."

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Get_Carter-2.jpg

"Some mother****ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.christopherreevelegacy.com/gallery/images/Donner-years/superfeats/rockets/Rocket-024.jpg
"I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar."

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/batmanbegins27.jpg
Batman: "Hey... you wanna see something really scary?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.christopherreevelegacy.com/gallery/images/Donner-years/superfeats/rockets/Rocket-024.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Bring me her broomstick, and I'll grant your request(s). Now go."
http://www.michaelbiehn.net/graphics/gallery/aliens/aliens07.jpg
HICKS: "But what if- what if she kills us first?"
http://www.christopherreevelegacy.com/gallery/images/Donner-years/superfeats/rockets/Rocket-024.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I said GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.christopherreevelegacy.com/gallery/images/Donner-years/superfeats/rockets/Rocket-024.jpg
SUPERMAN: "If it's the last thing I do, I'll have that entire band transferred to Alaska!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/MC03/Spider-Man%203/Giant_Sandman.gif

Spidey: "Next time Jack, write a goddamn memo."

[wiegeabo]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/MC03/Spider-Man%203/venom_redesigned.gif

Venom: "I'm freakin' out, man!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/MC03/Spider-Man%203/Giant_Sandman.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "You shall not pass!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Paul, I think I'm gonna be a lousy wife. But don't be angry with me. I love you very much - and I'm very sexy!"

[Zev]

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/2579/mcclaneur0.jpg

"You wanna dance, Burgundy? I wanna polka."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/TheNewTransportedMan.jpg
JACKMAN: "If we're gonna move forward, this is the next logical step!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Ghost_Rider/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ghostrider26.jpg
"Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby."


http://superherohype.com/gallery/Ghost_Rider/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/ghostrider8.jpg
"Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full."

[LostSon88]

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/2579/mcclaneur0.jpg

"You wanna dance, Burgundy? I wanna polka."

Nice. :woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Get_Carter-2.jpg
CAINE: "Hasta la vista, baby."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Get_Carter-2.jpg
CAINE: "It's getting dangerous to be poor in this country."

[Carmine Falcone]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1365/crtorturebo7.jpg

Le Chiffre: To torture him, I lust. Let's singe his hair, and up his nostrils hot bananas thrust.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.batmannews.de/gotham_city_central/flugelheim_museum/pics/batmanreturns/pics_big/batman_returns_pic_058.jpg
CATWOMAN: "I was starting to get lonely."
BATMAN: "I can tell..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.boxoffice.com/boxoffice_images/mar2007/tjis/300/300_large.jpg
"They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://drzaius.ics.uci.edu/blogs/setbang/raiders_of_the_lost_ark_2.gif
NAZI: "Top of the world, Ma!"

[wiegeabo]

http://drzaius.ics.uci.edu/blogs/setbang/raiders_of_the_lost_ark_2.gif
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://drzaius.ics.uci.edu/blogs/setbang/raiders_of_the_lost_ark_2.gif
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
I never use that one when I should.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Get_Carter-2.jpg
CAINE: "Protect both rears simultaneously!"

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Mrs. Massingale, if I could force you to do anything, which obviously I cannot, it would be for you to go home, and stay home, where all decent women belong!"

http://www.michaelbiehn.net/graphics/gallery/aliens/aliens07.jpg
HICKS: "It's a miracle."
RIPLEY: "Sir?"
HICKS: "It's a miracle, of the highest order, that so many bullets could miss so many people in such a small area in such a small space of time."

[Dr. Fate]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg
SPARTAN KING LEONIDAS: "Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

[wiegeabo]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg
King Leonidas: "...Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg
SPARTAN KING LEONIDAS: "Remember what the general said; we're the cavalry. It would be bad form to arrive in advance of schedule. In the nick of time would do nicely."

[DarthDevil007]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg

Lenonidas:Are you staring at my tits?!?

[DarthDevil007]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg

ROBOCOP: I told you to leave my mom alone, but you never lsiten do you?

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DaVinciCode-1.jpg

Langdon: This box is empty. Ihid the scroll so that no one finds it...
Neveu: Where did you put it?
Langdon: I can't tell you, put I think my face is kind of a giveaway.

[wiegeabo]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg

"I am the ultimate badass!!!"

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.boxoffice.com/boxoffice_images/mar2007/tjis/300/300_large.jpg

Leonidas: SPARTANS, AIM FOR THE CROTCH!!!

[wiegeabo]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg

Robocop: "Who is Keyser Soze?"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/4StringFox/passion022604.jpg
JOHN: How was your lamb?
JESUS: Skewered. One sympathizes.

Sorry if this was already done.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://drzaius.ics.uci.edu/blogs/setbang/raiders_of_the_lost_ark_2.gif
"FATHER, PLEASE!"

[wiegeabo]

http://drzaius.ics.uci.edu/blogs/setbang/raiders_of_the_lost_ark_2.gif
"I feel something. A slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/2579/mcclaneur0.jpg

MCCLANE: Oh, god! Don't! I've told you everything!

KNIFE GUY: I know you did. But let's pretend you didn't!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "You don't hit people in the balls you ass-hole!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5697/darkman3be1.jpg

Raimi: What are you doing here?

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1104/darkmanrc9.jpg

Campbell: A very brief cameo.

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5697/darkman3be1.jpg

Landis: Me too!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: Drop it, d1ckhead. It's the police.
BODDICKER: You won't hurt me.
ROBOCOP: Oh yeah? Why's that?
BODDICKER: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
ROBOCOP: Yeah, that's what my captain keeps telling me.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: Drop it, d1ckhead. It's the police.
BODDICKER: You won't hurt me.
ROBOCOP: Oh yeah? Why's that?
BODDICKER: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
ROBOCOP: Yeah, that's what my captain keeps telling me.
Excellent use of DIE HARD there Red.

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7199/boddickereb8.jpg
ROBOCOP: "You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his f***ing neck!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1104/darkmanrc9.jpg
BRUCE CAMPBELL: "This has not been honorable..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0083.jpg
ELENA: "Just what do you consider going too far?! Isn't forcible rape in broad daylight a misdemeanor in this town?!"

Can you guess which Clint Eastwood film that's from?

[wiegeabo]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0083.jpg
ELENA: "Just what do you consider going too far?! Isn't forcible rape in broad daylight a misdemeanor in this town?!"

Can you guess which Clint Eastwood film that's from?

It's from one of The Man-with-no-name movies, but I can't remember which one.

[Dr. Fate]

It's from one of The Man-with-no-name movies, but I can't remember which one.
It's from "High Plains Drifter", where Clint played "The Stranger", who was basically a carbon copy of The-Man-With-No-Name.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg
SPARTAN KING LEONIDAS: "We've got a war in 10 minutes."

[wiegeabo]

Yes, The Stranger!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg
"Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f2/EastwoodFFDM.jpg
MAN WITH NO NAME: " I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look - wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad. I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build - I'll be there, too."

[C.F. Kane]

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5697/darkman3be1.jpg

Raimi: What are you doing here?

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1104/darkmanrc9.jpg

Campbell: A very brief cameo.

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5697/darkman3be1.jpg

Landis: Me too!

I can't say how glad I am that someone besides me remembered The Great Muppet Caper

[Omega214]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/ghost_rider.jpg

"I think He has the Hots....For...You"

[Dr. Fate]

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CORPORAL DWAYNE HICKS: "You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. That's what he does. That's all he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her f***ing heart out!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

^^^Nice, Fate. :up:

[Jspider13]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/TheNewTransportedMan.jpg
"1.21 JIGAWATTS!!??"

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/TheNewTransportedMan.jpg
"There can be only one!"

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks Red. :trans:

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HICKS: "We make our stand now. Or there'll be no one left to go to the chopper."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/4473/lukehand.jpg
"You....b@stards! You dirty b@stards! GIVE ME BACK MY HAANND!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/4473/lukehand.jpg
"Ow. **** me, that really hurt. What the **** do you think you're doing?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Are you trying to bait me, Riggs?"
ZORRO: "I'm a master baiter."
ELENA: "Now that I can believe."


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HICKS: "I can't shoot a dog. People are okay, but not dogs."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/Juan02.jpg
RAMIREZ: "Bond. James Bond."

[Jack Bauer]

I can't say how glad I am that someone besides me remembered The Great Muppet Caper
Thanks Kane.

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2613/ptoosv087lp.jpg

HURT: Oh, no. Not again.

[Dr. Fate]

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HICKS: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

[Redwoods Wolf]

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ARTHUR: Ash is a godd@mn robot!

[wiegeabo]

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ARTHUR: Ash is a godd@mn robot!

Nice one. :up:

[wiegeabo]

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Ash: "(Waves hand) These aren't the droids you're looking for."
Arthur: "...These aren't the droids we're looking for."

[Redwoods Wolf]

Nice one. :up:

Thanks. I liked yours, too.

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"Wendy, give me the bat."

[Dr. Fate]

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Ash: "(Waves hand) These aren't the droids you're looking for."
Arthur: "...These aren't the droids we're looking for."
Hehehahaha

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ASH: "If my calculations are correct, once this baby [indicates horse] hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious *****."

[Redwoods Wolf]

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Haley: I'm going to count to three.
Bruce: Like you did with Takagi?
*click*
Bruce: Oops. No bullets. You think I'm f#cking stupid, Hans?

[wiegeabo]

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Spidey: "No wire hangers, ever!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/e/e0/Picard_and_Shinzon.jpg
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!"

[ghost_x]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/4473/lukehand.jpg

'It's all Obi Wan's fault, He's holding me back!'

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG
REESE: "General - would you care to step outside?"

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HICKS: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

[wiegeabo]

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"I'm not even supposed to be here today."

[Dr. Fate]

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HICKS: "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

[Zev]

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"Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... San Dimas High School football rules!!!"

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7562/matrixneosx8.jpg

"I believe our adventures in time have taken a most serious turn."

[Dr. Fate]

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NEO: "You may be smarter, but I'm taller."

[Redwoods Wolf]

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All:It's the hard-knock life for us! It's the hard-knock life for us! 'Steada treated, we get tricked! 'Steada kisses, we get kicked!

Annie: I don't know how to be no crib on MTV, God only knows, got my mini-me and the GP see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name? D to the rizzo, E to the vizzo, I to the lizzo. I'm a crazy m----------r, y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's up with that? So I'll make a prophecy from the dogs to the mini-me. Gimme and Escalade, two way, bling-bling on eBay. DOMINO, m---------r!

All:It's the hard-knock life for us! It's the hard-knock life for us! 'Steada treated, we get tricked! 'Steada kisses, we get kicked!

Annie: Yeah! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!--Uh huh-- This is for all my homies in brouge--Uh huh uh huh uh huh--Ah Cristol, my moto, a couple of bihatches, why not? I gotta bust a move, drop and bust a groove, feelin' fine, got an evil crew, Goldmember too, lick my nine, 'till then I'll__ on my __ and spit in your f----- guts off for shizzle my nizzle ya'll!

[Redwoods Wolf]

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Ripley: Why do you always wear that thing?
Hicks: I have a slight...inferiority complex.

[wiegeabo]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7562/matrixneosx8.jpg
Neo: "I know Kung Fu, John Woo, Wutang Klan, and... Chai Tea."

[Jack Bauer]

I honestly can't think of a good caption for this pic. Enjoy:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/FuManchu1.jpg

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/FuManchu1.jpg

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!

I dunno using the classics before the good **** gets shat out

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/FuManchu1.jpg
"Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/FuManchu1.jpg
"Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket... "

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg

GET ME A PROPHYLACTIC!

[ghost_x]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8704/webkk1.jpg

'I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine'

[Dr. Fate]

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Ripley: Why do you always wear that thing?
Hicks: I have a slight...inferiority complex.
Hehehe, great use of a Goldfinger quote.

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HICKS: "I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?"
RIPLEY: "Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!"
HICKS: "They broke the chalice from the palace?"
RIPLEY: "And replaced it with a flagon."
HICKS: "A flagon...?"
RIPLEY: "With the figure of a dragon."
HICKS: "Flagon shaped like a dragon."
RIPLEY: "Right."
HICKS: "But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?"
RIPLEY: "No! The pellet with the poison' sin the flagon with the dragon! Withe vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!"
HICKS: "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."
RIPLEY: "Just remember that."
HICKS: ":cmad: :cmad:"

[Redwoods Wolf]

Thanks, Fate.
http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/e/e0/Picard_and_Shinzon.jpg
Shinzon: You want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.
Picard: Fists with your toes?
Shinzon: I know, it sounds crazy. Trust me, I've been doing it for nine years.

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, Fate.
http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/e/e0/Picard_and_Shinzon.jpg
Shinzon: You want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.
Picard: Fists with your toes?
Shinzon: I know, it sounds crazy. Trust me, I've been doing it for nine years.
Your welcome Red. Ah. Die Hard.

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HICKS: "Welcome to the party, pal!"

http://www.reelfilm.com/images/robocop2.jpg
ROBOCOP: "It's okay, I'm a cop. Trust me. I've been doing it for 11 years."

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Frankenstein_Karloff.jpg

Luke...I am your father.


____

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4042/reservoirwhite2qt3.jpg

Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...masochistic.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/willem.jpg

Bill...it's your bab...

[wiegeabo]

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Peter: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cswu.cz/ewoks/images/wicket.jpg
WICKET: "I'm really a very friendly bear if I'm not crossed."

Can you guess which Burt Lancaster film that's from?

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HICKS: "When I get home people 'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? Why? You some war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is."

[Redwoods Wolf]

^^No idea.
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/terminator/photogallery/images/178.jpg
HICKS: He's more machine now than man...twisted and evil.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.foxhome.com/alienlegacy/assets/aliens/stages/2sta_imgsoldier.jpg
Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
http://www.foxhome.com/alienlegacy/assets/alien/stages/1sta_imgmature.jpg
Luigi, *we're* the aliens.
http://www.janna.itgo.com/images/aliens_attack_fire.jpg
We are? Wow, cool.