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Dr. Fate

04-03-2007, 11:02 AM

^^No idea.
http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/terminator/photogallery/images/178.jpg
REESE: He's more machine now than man...twisted and evil.
The quote is from "The Flame And The Arrow", an old 1950s swashbuckler with Burt Lancaster as an Italian archer caught up in a rebellion against German invaders.

I like the Aliens/Super Mario Brothers quote.

http://www.cswu.cz/ewoks/images/wicket.jpg
"'IM THE JUGGERNAUT *****!"

Hehe, good one Tanker!

http://www.michaelbiehnfanclub.com/images/filmography/terminator/photogallery/images/178.jpg
REESE: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

ghost_x

04-03-2007, 11:19 AM

Dr. Fate

04-03-2007, 11:31 AM

http://www.photobooth.net/movies_tv/img/terminator_05.jpg
REESE: "Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied."

Dr. Fate

04-03-2007, 11:41 AM

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f71/maddtish/RandalGraves.jpg
'Which is better Empire or Jedi'

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/57/Dante.gif

'Empire'

http://www.stewellington.com/ewok.jpg
'Blaspemy!'
Hehe, you tell 'em Wicket!

http://lescahiersduburger.free.fr/Burger-movies/terminator4.jpg
REESE: "I picked a Helluva day to quit drinkin'!"

Zev

04-04-2007, 06:07 PM

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/3702/transformers2np0.jpg

Shia: It's bad to kill. Guns kill. And you don't have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be. You choose. Choose.

FaT_tONle

04-04-2007, 06:45 PM

SHH Fanstasy Baseball over at Community if you are interested

Okay people listen up.... I STARTED A FANSTASY LEAGUE FOR SHH... if you are interested JOIN ASAP... drafting is sunday at 3:00 pm (April 9th)... let me know if u are interested or if someone else is already doing one... its kinda late but w/e.... here is the info

Location: Yahoo fantasy baseball
League Name: SHH Fantasy Baseball League
Password: 077003466
League Type: Custom
Draft Type Live: Online Draft (4/8/07 3:00 pm)
Unique League Name: shhfantasybb
Draft Time: Sun Apr 8 3:00pm EDT

Please make your TEAM NAME the same as your SHH account so you can be identified... thank you

Dr. Fate

04-04-2007, 07:17 PM

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/3702/transformers2np0.jpg

Shia: It's bad to kill. Guns kill. And you don't have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be. You choose. Choose.
Heh. What's that from?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
CORPORAL DWAYNE HICKS: "Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?"

http://www.lysator.liu.se/~hakgu/t2pics/kyle01.gif
KYLE REESE: "Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more!"

wiegeabo

04-04-2007, 07:35 PM

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/3702/transformers2np0.jpg
Spike: "My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

Zev

04-04-2007, 08:21 PM

Heh. What's that from?

The Iron Giant, you Philistine.

Dr. Fate

04-05-2007, 12:30 AM

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2667/1995/lo/bloodrayne_04.jpg
"Grow those back."

Zev

04-06-2007, 01:28 AM

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9610/massiveerectionnh9.jpg

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back."

Dr. Fate

04-06-2007, 08:54 AM

http://www.lysator.liu.se/~hakgu/t2pics/kyle01.gif
KYLE REESE: "A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that."

ghost_x

04-06-2007, 10:41 AM

wiegeabo

04-06-2007, 03:14 PM

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9610/massiveerectionnh9.jpg
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."

Dr. Fate

04-06-2007, 07:40 PM

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9610/massiveerectionnh9.jpg
CHRISTINA APPLEGATE: "So tell me Eddie - is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
WILL FERRELL: "Cut the comedy, Dolores. I've had a very hard day."

Dr. Fate

04-09-2007, 09:38 PM

http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
PINHEAD: "What's this 'and the rest' crap?"

ghost_x

04-09-2007, 09:45 PM

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/hellraiser/hellraiser_shot5l.jpg

'Looks Like Someone Just **** In Your Cereal, BUNGGG'

http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg

wiegeabo

04-09-2007, 10:05 PM

http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
Pinhead: "This has not been honorable."

wiegeabo

04-09-2007, 10:09 PM

http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
Pinhead: "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?"

wiegeabo

04-09-2007, 10:13 PM

http://www.cswu.cz/ewoks/images/wicket.jpg
"Now maybe you could find it in your heart to take this thing and shove it up your ass."

Dr. Fate

04-10-2007, 10:48 AM

http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
Pinhead: "This has not been honorable."
Hey, that's my line! :oldrazz:

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9610/massiveerectionnh9.jpg
APPLEGATE: "You know I don't like to wear any underwear, don't you, Nick?"

Zev

04-10-2007, 09:57 PM

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9610/massiveerectionnh9.jpg

Applegate: I take his weapons away. Both of them.

wiegeabo

04-10-2007, 10:12 PM

http://www.cswu.cz/ewoks/images/wicket.jpg
""Those who will not live by the law shall die by the law!""

wiegeabo

04-10-2007, 10:20 PM

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/Luke-palp.jpg
Emperor: "I know you have been inconvenienced. I am prepared to compensate you. Shall we say one million American dollars?"
Luke: "..."
Emperor: "Very well then, two million."

wiegeabo

04-10-2007, 10:27 PM

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg
Vader: "Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em."
Vader & Fett: "Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em!"
Vader: "Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit."

Ash J. Williams

04-11-2007, 04:16 AM

Dr. Fate

04-11-2007, 10:09 AM

http://www.zone-sf.com/images/resevilap2.jpg
MILLA J.: "Go ahead. Make my day."

Ash J. Williams

04-11-2007, 04:16 PM

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/ArmyOfDarkness06.jpg

Sheila: You killed my husband, bi**h! And now, I'm going to kill you!

wiegeabo

04-11-2007, 04:19 PM

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead209.jpg
Ash: "You're one ugly mother****er."

Ash J. Williams

04-11-2007, 04:29 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/TMNTguy/untitled.jpg?t=1176323263

Casey Jones: All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out.

Redwoods Wolf

04-11-2007, 05:05 PM

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead209.jpg

Ash: You gonna order something, kid?
Henrietta: Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab.
Ash: Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.
Henrietta: All right, give me a Pepsi Free.
Ash: You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it.

I LLLIKE IT! :up:

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead209.jpg
Henrietta: Do you want this body?
Ash:...is this a trick question?

Ash J. Williams

04-11-2007, 05:21 PM

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0090728/BigTrouble.jpg

Jack Burton: You could learn from this guy Gaff. He's a God damned one-man slaughterhouse, that's what he is. Four more to go!

Dr. Fate

04-11-2007, 11:36 PM

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead209.jpg
HENRIETTA: "I'll suck your cock for $1000."

Ash J. Williams

04-12-2007, 01:58 AM

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/Ash_Shotgun.jpg

Ash: I'm working on a big case: I'm gonna sue you assh**es for making me come down here.

wiegeabo

04-12-2007, 02:45 AM

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/Ash_Shotgun.jpg
"What'd you say about my mama?"

wiegeabo

04-12-2007, 02:47 AM

http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg
Pinhead: "The Power of Christ Compels You."

wiegeabo

04-12-2007, 02:48 AM

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead209.jpg
Monster: "Lick me, Lick me!"

Ash J. Williams

04-12-2007, 02:51 AM

http://www.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/06/hellraiser.jpg

Pinhead: You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride FU**IN' with you! You gotta fight through that s**!

C.F. Kane

04-13-2007, 07:06 PM

Has anyone here seen Wrongfully Accused? (http://boogerlips.ytmnd.com/)

Dr. Fate

04-16-2007, 01:01 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Lana_A-T.jpg
LANA LANG: "You think I'm competing for that glorious body of yours, is that it?"

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_012717.jpg
MOSES: "You're damn right you are."

wiegeabo

04-16-2007, 01:11 AM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_012717.jpg
"I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Lana_A-T.jpg

C.F. Kane

04-16-2007, 11:08 AM

Normally I don't go for those trailer audio/movie visual mix-ups that happen so often on youtube,

But this one made me giggle. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e8zaFAR6Kw)

Dr. Fate

04-16-2007, 01:19 PM

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic."

TankerX

04-16-2007, 01:32 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/TheNewTransportedMan.jpg
" BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!!! "

wiegeabo

04-16-2007, 01:45 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/TheNewTransportedMan.jpg
"You feel that tingle in your gonads?"

Zev

04-16-2007, 04:28 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/TheNewTransportedMan.jpg

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

Eddie Dean

04-16-2007, 06:10 PM

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg

"I don't have to take this kind of abuse from you. I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me."

Drizzle

04-16-2007, 09:34 PM

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/1043/115ok0.jpg
"CARDINAL FANG!!! FETCH....THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!"
"The Comfy Chair???"

Couldn't resist a Monty Python quote...:yay:

wiegeabo

04-16-2007, 09:45 PM

http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characters/bobafett/images/boba-vad.jpg
Fett: "Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?"
Vader: "Empire."
Lando: "Blasphemy!"

Ash J. Williams

04-16-2007, 10:04 PM

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger7.jpg

Toxie: You never point a gun at anyone, mister. Scary, isn't it? Isn't it?

wiegeabo

04-16-2007, 10:09 PM

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger7.jpg
"Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?"

Drizzle

04-16-2007, 10:16 PM

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger7.jpg
"HEYYYY YOOOU GUYYYSSS!!!!"

Dr. Fate

04-17-2007, 01:07 AM

http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/ben-hur/heston.jpeg
BEN-HUR: "It's an absolute sin to accept the decadence of obsolescence. Why do things get worse and worse? They don't have to. They could get better and better. We accept that things fall apart."

Carmine Falcone

04-17-2007, 03:04 AM

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger7.jpg
''Would you **** me?''

Dr. Fate

04-17-2007, 10:41 AM

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger7.jpg
"SLOTH!"
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/1043/115ok0.jpg
BONNIE WRIGHT: "We're in deep s*** now, Francis."

Drizzle

04-17-2007, 05:10 PM

http://www.dvdinmypants.com/features/12-05/images/gremlins.jpg
"Things are f***ed up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me f***ing her sister, now I'm out on my ass."

Dr. Fate

04-18-2007, 11:23 AM

http://user.cs.tu-berlin.de/~gambler/kira/cb/images/highlander/kurgan-scot-still-01.jpg
KURGAN: "Where are they? Where are your friends? Tell me about the loneliness of good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of evil? Huh?"

wiegeabo

04-18-2007, 11:35 AM

http://www.dvdinmypants.com/features/12-05/images/gremlins.jpg
"I am the ultimate badass!"

Dr. Fate

04-18-2007, 10:39 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "You think I'm competing for that glorious body of yours, is that it?"
ELENA: "You're damn right you are."

wiegeabo

04-18-2007, 11:04 PM

http://www.dvdinmypants.com/features/12-05/images/gremlins.jpg
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

wiegeabo

04-18-2007, 11:09 PM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
"Now look what you've done... you've made an old man piss his pants"

Dr. Fate

04-19-2007, 12:01 AM

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_2_012245.jpg
MOSES: "There is no phone ringing!"

Dr. Fate

04-19-2007, 10:37 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/TheNewTransportedMan.jpg
" BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!!! "
As a He-Man fan, I just want to say that's very funny. :word:

I also like Zev's use of this one with the "lightning toad" line.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Sir, an M-16 is a deadly weapon. A report is just a pile of paper, unless you're planning to inflict a lot of extremely vicious paper cuts."

Carmine Falcone

04-19-2007, 11:52 AM

http://www.dvdinmypants.com/features/12-05/images/gremlins.jpg
''Have you ever picked your feet in Poughkeepsie?''

wiegeabo

04-19-2007, 11:58 AM

http://www.dvdinmypants.com/features/12-05/images/gremlins.jpg
"Bond. James Bond."

wiegeabo

04-19-2007, 11:59 AM

http://www.dvdinmypants.com/features/12-05/images/gremlins.jpg
"I'm a god. I'm not the God... I don't think."

Dr. Fate

04-19-2007, 03:37 PM

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Streets-of-Fire/aab.jpg
TOM CODY: "There Can Be Only One!"

Dr. Fate

04-23-2007, 10:26 AM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "I'm a plant."
ELENA: "Really? I thought they called you guys fruits."
ZORRO: "Very funny."

wiegeabo

04-23-2007, 10:01 PM

http://i13.tinypic.com/30m2sec.jpg
Peter: "I wasn't even supposed to be here today."

Ash J. Williams

04-23-2007, 10:51 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/TMNTguy/extreme%20things/blade.jpg

Deckard: Alright. Who wants some?

Dr. Fate

04-23-2007, 11:53 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/TMNTguy/extreme%20things/blade.jpg
DECKARD: "I'm gonna blow up the Ark, Rene!"

redmarvel

04-24-2007, 12:53 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/TMNTguy/extreme%20things/blade.jpg

Go ahead, make my day.

Dr. Fate

04-24-2007, 01:36 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/TMNTguy/extreme%20things/blade.jpg
DECKARD: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/toxicavenger/toxicavenger7.jpg
TOXIC AVENGER: "I know you... you're dead! We killed you!"

Drizzle

04-24-2007, 06:50 PM

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2456/2535/lo/HP5D-12598r.jpg

Harry: "If you had an idea of what we do here, we wouldn't be good at what we do now would we? We would be c**ts. Are you calling us c**ts?"

Jack Bauer

04-24-2007, 10:32 PM

http://www.ghostinthemachine.net/madeye.jpg

"Guile? Alive!"

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5315797,00.jpg

"Of course! His death was designed to ingratiate his spies with you! I guess you didn't SEE that, did you?"

Dr. Fate

04-24-2007, 10:53 PM

http://morejpegs1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles.jpg
TMNT: "We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot-"
LEONARDO (solo): "I have to push the pram a lot!"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2456/2535/lo/HP5D-12598r.jpg
HARRY: "On second thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
OTHERS: "Right."

Ash J. Williams

04-24-2007, 10:54 PM

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2456/2535/lo/HP5D-12598r.jpg

Harry: Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me.

ghost_x

04-25-2007, 06:40 AM

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2456/2535/lo/HP5D-12598r.jpg

Harry: THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT! THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE!

http://morejpegs1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles.jpg

Dr. Fate

04-25-2007, 12:32 PM

http://user.cs.tu-berlin.de/~gambler/kira/cb/images/highlander/kurgan-scot-still-01.jpg
KURGAN: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2456/2535/lo/HP5D-12598r.jpg
HARRY: "Great! Where are we going?"

Redwoods Wolf

04-25-2007, 02:49 PM

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
Boddicker: Have you ever fired a gun whilst jumping through the air?
RoboCop: No.
Boddicker: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
RoboCop: No.
Boddicker: Have you been in a high-speed pursuit?
RoboCop: Yes, I have.
Boddicker: Have you fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?
RoboCop: No!

Redwoods Wolf

04-25-2007, 02:52 PM

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/ny15.JPG
Lewis: Where's the trolley boy?
RoboCop: In the freezer.
Lewis: Did you say anything like 'cool it'?
RoboCop: Umm no, not really.
Lewis: Awww, shame.
RoboCop: Well you would have been proud of me before, when he attacked me in the hotel and I distracted him with the stuffed monkey and I said, "Playtime's over." and hit him over the head with the peace lily.
Lewis: Man, you're off the f_ckin' chain!

Dr. Fate

04-25-2007, 07:12 PM

http://bp2.blogger.com/_uWcHP8ZU9kw/RiggQEgwwfI/AAAAAAAAAFI/k8Kbip6OTy8/s1600/badsupeschoke.jpg
CLARK KENT: "This is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass!"

Jack Bauer

04-25-2007, 10:19 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Ironmanmark1.jpg

Iron Man: You sold us out, Officer Duffy!

wiegeabo

04-25-2007, 11:13 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Ironmanmark1.jpg
"To Infinity, and Beyond!"

ghost_x

04-25-2007, 11:14 PM

I hear alot of Hot Fuzz quotes coming in, I take it they finally released it in the states?

ghost_x

04-25-2007, 11:17 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Ironmanmark1.jpg

'I'll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not. Beehive, bah! Let her try and make a beehive out of me!'

wiegeabo

04-26-2007, 12:14 AM

I hear alot of Hot Fuzz quotes coming in, I take it they finally released it in the states?

A couple of weeks ago. I still need to see it. :(

Dr. Fate

04-26-2007, 10:55 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Ironmanmark1.jpg
"None of this would have happened if Mr. McAllister hadn't meddled the way he did. He should have just accepted things as they are instead of trying to interfere with destiny. You see, you can't interfere with destiny. That's why it's destiny. And if you try to interfere, the same thing's going to happen anyway, and you'll just suffer."

Dr. Fate

04-26-2007, 11:00 AM

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!"

redmarvel

04-26-2007, 01:08 PM

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/GhostRider301105.jpg

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

ghost_x

04-26-2007, 01:50 PM

A couple of weeks ago. I still need to see it. :(

It seems like so long ago that I saw it. I really recommend you see it, I may even rate it over Shaun

Drizzle

04-26-2007, 02:32 PM

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/ootp/inttrailercaps/fulltrailer_large/Picture_81.png

"Step one...Cut a hole in the box."

Redwoods Wolf

04-26-2007, 08:29 PM

I hear alot of Hot Fuzz quotes coming in, I take it they finally released it in the states?

Yes. One of my new favs.

Dr. Fate

04-26-2007, 08:49 PM

http://z.about.com/d/teentvmovies/1/0/m/W/hpotter4-26.jpg
RON: "You think I'm competing for that glorious body of yours, is that it?"
HERMIONE: "You're damn right you are."

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/ootp/inttrailercaps/fulltrailer_large/Picture_81.png
"My name is Buck, and I'm here to f***."

C.F. Kane

04-26-2007, 09:29 PM

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/ootp/inttrailercaps/fulltrailer_large/Picture_81.png

You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.

wiegeabo

04-26-2007, 10:02 PM

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/ootp/inttrailercaps/fulltrailer_large/Picture_81.png
"My name is Buck, and I'm here to f***."

Damn. You beat me to it.

ghost_x

04-26-2007, 10:04 PM

http://www.mugglenet.com/gallery/albums/movies/ootp/inttrailercaps/fulltrailer_large/Picture_81.png

'You know the difference between you and me...I make this look goood'

Ash J. Williams

04-26-2007, 10:25 PM

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/bubba-ho-tep.JPG

Elvis: What are they doing? Why do they come here?
Jack: Some kind of instinct. Memory, of what they used to do. This was an important place in their lives.

ghost_x

04-26-2007, 10:34 PM

That quote should of been used too Elvis and a black JFK

Ash J. Williams

04-26-2007, 10:38 PM

That quote should of been used too Elvis and a black JFK
Ok, now I'm just confused.

ghost_x

04-26-2007, 10:43 PM

The quote is referring to Zombies, Elvis and JFK are basically Zombies, *sighs* never mind

Ash J. Williams

04-26-2007, 11:03 PM

The quote is referring to Zombies, Elvis and JFK are basically Zombies, *sighs* never mind
Oh, now I get it. Never thought of that way.

ghost_x

04-26-2007, 11:07 PM

Just seemed more ironic, yours works too.

Hey it's got Bruce Campbell in it, who gives a **** :up:

Ash J. Williams

04-26-2007, 11:10 PM

What, you got somethin' against Bruce or somethin'?

ghost_x

04-26-2007, 11:15 PM

huh, what! I meant that in a good way, Bruce Campell is the best! It was meant like Either way Bruce Campbell is in the picture, so who gives a **** about the quote

Ash J. Williams

04-26-2007, 11:18 PM

Yeah, you're right.

Dr. Fate

04-27-2007, 12:19 AM

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/a_cinderella_story/acinderellastory1.jpg
DUFF: "I feel like such a fool. I should have never doubted you."
MURRAY: " There, there. You had no way of knowing the man you were dating was a vicious, murdering sociopath."

Dr. Fate

04-27-2007, 10:21 AM

http://z.about.com/d/teentvmovies/1/0/m/W/hpotter4-26.jpg
RON: "But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, *Snap* the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else."
HERMIONE: "Well, did he cum, or what?"
RON: "Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public."

ghost_x

04-27-2007, 10:23 AM

Mallrats, snubbed of an oscar

Dr. Fate

04-27-2007, 10:24 AM

^You know it.

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "I'll tell you what you need man! What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian *****. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy b-i-t-c-h!"

Jack Bauer

04-27-2007, 10:58 PM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/James_Bond/Casino_Royale/casinoroyale40.jpg

BOND: I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, god. Please don't let me die.

Dr. Fate

04-28-2007, 12:47 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/TMNTguy/extreme%20things/blade.jpg
DECKARD: "Say 'hello' to my little friend!"

Dr. Fate

04-28-2007, 10:45 PM

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "Feed me, Seymour!"

ghost_x

04-29-2007, 12:01 AM

http://superherohype.com/gallery/James_Bond/Casino_Royale/casinoroyale40.jpg

'Who am I?...I'm Spider-man'

Dr. Fate

04-29-2007, 12:10 AM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg
V: "I do my killing after breakfast."

wiegeabo

04-29-2007, 02:00 AM

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sh_059Walken.jpg
"I may be bad... but I feel gooood."

Dr. Fate

04-29-2007, 11:35 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7d/The_Stand.jpg/800px-The_Stand.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/The_Stand.jpg)
MAC: "Prepare the de-evolution guns! Prepare for destiny!"
DUTCH: "Where's my pizza?"

wiegeabo

04-29-2007, 03:57 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7d/The_Stand.jpg/800px-The_Stand.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/The_Stand.jpg)
Mac: "This... is my boomstick!"

Drizzle

04-29-2007, 06:10 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg

"This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories and in the morning...I'm makin' waffles!"

Dr. Fate

04-29-2007, 10:55 PM

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/commando_02.jpg
ARNOLD: "Say hello to my little friend!"

Zev

04-30-2007, 08:42 AM

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/7379/top10potterfl4.jpg

Sirius Black: Joey, do you like gladiator movies?

Dr. Fate

04-30-2007, 11:22 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/250px-Commando2.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/250px-Commando2.jpg)
VERNON WELLES: "Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls!"

Carmine Falcone

04-30-2007, 12:14 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

Dr. Fate

04-30-2007, 03:37 PM

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/272/ptoosshadow1083yc.jpg
V: "Didn't you get the memo?"

Redwoods Wolf

04-30-2007, 03:49 PM

Dr. Fate

04-30-2007, 05:20 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/john_hurt/vendetta1.jpg
...I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night. Soon, where Toon Town once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food. Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it'll be beautiful.
Oh man, I was just watching Roger Rabbit earlier today!

http://www.chud.com/demo/Underrated%20-%20folder/universal%20soldier.jpg
DOLPH LUNDGREN: "Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that **** just goes right out the window."

Jack Bauer

05-02-2007, 09:48 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Wolverine_jumping.jpg

LOGAN: Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm back!

wiegeabo

05-02-2007, 10:20 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Wolverine_jumping.jpg
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

wiegeabo

05-02-2007, 10:33 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Wolverine_jumping.jpg
"Ahh! I'm insane with anger!"

Dr. Fate

05-02-2007, 11:03 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Wolverine_jumping.jpg
WOLVERINE: "Freedom!"

wiegeabo

05-02-2007, 11:13 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
"Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the **** of your life."

Dr. Fate

05-03-2007, 12:44 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
"Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the **** of your life."
What film is that from? It suits the pic real well.

http://www.chud.com/demo/Underrated%20-%20folder/universal%20soldier.jpg
DOLPH: "Eat this!"

Zev

05-03-2007, 01:00 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Wolverine_jumping.jpg

Logan: Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials; no mercy!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/250px-Commando2.jpg

"Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/v_for_vendetta/john_hurt/vendetta1.jpg

"VERONICA CORNINGSTONE AND I HAD SEX AND WE ARE IN LOVE!"

Redwoods Wolf

05-03-2007, 03:42 PM

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/GhostRider301105.jpg
"Wait a minute...hold it! Nobody said anything about three books!"

Dr. Fate

05-03-2007, 10:27 PM

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/GhostRider301105.jpg
"Wait a minute...hold it! Nobody said anything about three books!"
Hehehe, good one.

http://www.chud.com/demo/Underrated%20-%20folder/universal%20soldier.jpg
DOLPH LUNDGREN: "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

Or...

DOLPH: "Dodge this."

Ash J. Williams

05-03-2007, 11:34 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Wolverine_jumping.jpg

Wolverine: No time for love, Doctor Jones!

Dr. Fate

05-04-2007, 11:50 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Wolverine_jumping.jpg
WOLVERINE: "In the words of my generation, UP YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dr. Fate

05-04-2007, 11:57 AM

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg
VADER: "I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a chance. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together... what we could create. Or we could destroy! Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want? Think about it, hero!"

Jack Bauer

05-04-2007, 02:31 PM

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/3/33/Jango-Count.JPG

Count: What background should someone have if they want to go into bounty hunting?

Jango: How does jail sound?

Dr. Fate

05-04-2007, 03:25 PM

http://www.qwipster.net/raiders3.jpg
JONES: "No wire hangers ever!"

Ash J. Williams

05-05-2007, 02:54 AM

http://www.qwipster.net/raiders3.jpg

Jones: Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker.

Zev

05-05-2007, 02:59 AM

http://www.qwipster.net/raiders3.jpg

Jones: You're a real hooker and I'm gonna slap you in public.

Dr. Fate

05-05-2007, 09:51 PM

http://www.qwipster.net/raiders3.jpg
PAT ROACH: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

Dr. Fate

05-06-2007, 09:32 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "You're not very tall."
ZORRO: "Well I try to be."

Ash J. Williams

05-07-2007, 05:42 PM

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

Zorro: Gimme some sugar, baby.

ghost_x

05-07-2007, 06:02 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Wolverine_jumping.jpg

'This isn't Flying...It's falling with style'

Dr. Fate

05-08-2007, 01:08 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Wolverine_jumping.jpg

'This isn't Flying...It's falling with style'
Wish I'd thought of that.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Was I hearing things or did you call me a second rate novelist?"
ELENA: "I... I was kidding I-I never even read your book. I'm sure it's quite brilliant."
ZORRO: "Uh-huh."

Redwoods Wolf

05-08-2007, 02:41 PM

Dr. Fate

05-08-2007, 10:41 PM

That is a nice one, ghost_x.
I keep thinking I should know what yours is, Fate, but I disremember.
http://dialbforblog.com/archives/32/gordon_batman.jpg
Gordon: You've been making us all look bad. If we let you continue to run around the city, you'll continue to be exceptional. And we can't have that.
Batman: With respect, sir, you can't just make people disappear.
Gordon: Yes I can, I'm the Chief Inspector.

Mine was from 1994's "I Love Trouble" - it occurs during the scene wehre Nick Nolte exposes the very wet and very naked Julia Roberts (who was skinny dipping) to a bunch of boy scouts. Good times, only reason to even bother with the movie.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG)
REESE: "Are you trying to make my life more difficult than it already is?"

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "You look somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?"

Redwoods Wolf

05-09-2007, 01:37 AM

Aaah...nice ones.

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg
"Soak it up--this is your last chance for a hug for a while."

wiegeabo

05-09-2007, 01:46 AM

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg
Batman: "I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?"
Joker: "Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!"
Batman: "They 'broke' the chalice from the palace?"
Joker: "And replaced it with a flagon."
Batman: "A flagon...?"
Joker: "With the figure of a dragon."
Batman: "Flagon with a dragon."
Joker: "Right."
Batman: "But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?"
Joker: "No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!"
Batman: "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."
Joker: "Just remember that."

wiegeabo

05-09-2007, 01:47 AM

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg
Joker: "I'm freakin' out, man!"
Batman: "Yes, you are freaking out...man."

Dr. Fate

05-09-2007, 10:41 AM

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg
BATMAN: "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with all of this! I Want ROOM SERVICE!!! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want the $10,000 dollar a night hooker!"

Jack Bauer

05-09-2007, 07:29 PM

http://www.halloweenseries.com/rzhbb33.jpg

Young Michael:.....

http://www.halloweenseries.com/rzhbb333.jpg

Dr. Loomis: This is some ****ed-up repugnant ****.

Dr. Fate

05-09-2007, 09:37 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
PETER O'TOOLE: "Remember this well - there shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives."
OMAR SHARIFF: "You pompous ass!"

Redwoods Wolf

05-09-2007, 11:59 PM

Star Trek IV. Excellent.

wiegeabo

05-10-2007, 12:06 AM

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/swt2%20thumbs%20up.jpg
"You're the man now, dog!"

Sloth7d

05-10-2007, 12:11 AM

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l6/teapot_lou/my%20birthday/hughjackmaninswordfish.jpg

Halle Berry is a respectible young woman. And I'm gonna see her boobs.

Sloth7d

05-10-2007, 12:12 AM

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/Marsville2/300-Spartan.jpg

I've had it with these mutha ***** snakes on a motha***** Sparta!!!!!

wiegeabo

05-10-2007, 12:57 AM

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/Marsville2/300-Spartan.jpg
"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes."

wiegeabo

05-10-2007, 01:01 AM

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/13/3001.jpg
Leonidas: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

Dr. Fate

05-10-2007, 10:49 AM

Star Trek IV. Excellent.
Correct. And thank you Red.

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8/supergirlfo3.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

ghost_x

05-10-2007, 10:59 AM

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/13/3001.jpg

'Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued'

Zev

05-10-2007, 12:59 PM

Dr. Fate

05-10-2007, 10:49 PM

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/13/3001.jpg

"I wish I knew how to quit you."

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/923/shuttheupaw1.jpg

"Shut the **** up, Donnie! You are out of your element!"
LOL!

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/13/3001.jpg
"It's Brock, sir. Edward Brock Jr. I come before you humbled and humiliated to ask you for one thing. I want you to kill Peter Parker."

wiegeabo

05-10-2007, 10:57 PM

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/923/shuttheupaw1.jpg
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"

wiegeabo

05-10-2007, 11:35 PM

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/13/3001.jpg
Xerxes: "Nervous?"
Leonidas: "Yes."
Xerxes: "First time?"
Leonidas: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

Redwoods Wolf

05-11-2007, 01:06 AM

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/923/shuttheupaw1.jpg

"You stay classy, San Diego."

wiegeabo

05-11-2007, 02:26 AM

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
Dude! You got a tattoo!
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ_phixr.jpg
So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"Sweet!" What about mine?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ_phixr.jpg
"Dude!" What does mine say?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"Sweet!" What about mine?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ_phixr.jpg
"Dude!" What does mine say?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"Sweet!" What about mine?

Jack Bauer

05-11-2007, 02:32 AM

Sloth7d

05-11-2007, 08:12 AM

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
Dude! You got a tattoo!
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ_phixr.jpg
So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"It saids "Ray!" What does mine say?"
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ_phixr.jpg
"****ed me!"
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"Ray!"
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ_phixr.jpg
"****ed me!"
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"Ray ****ed me!"

fix'd ^_^

Dr. Fate

05-11-2007, 11:03 AM

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJ: "I'll kill that plumber!"

Zev

05-11-2007, 01:36 PM

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/Marsville2/300-Spartan.jpg

"DAMN YOU SALAZAR!"

wiegeabo

05-11-2007, 01:40 PM

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/Marsville2/300-Spartan.jpg
"You wanna **** with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

wiegeabo

05-11-2007, 01:42 PM

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"Oh, sugar, you just gone and done the dumbest thing in your whole life."

Sloth7d

05-11-2007, 02:20 PM

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t217/tweet1986/2164e97c.jpg
"Ah, **** that burns."

Anyone whos scene Stay Alive should get this.

Dr. Fate

05-11-2007, 04:23 PM

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/Marsville2/300-Spartan.jpg
LEONIDAS: "Khan!"

ghost_x

05-11-2007, 04:28 PM

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/13/3001.jpg
Xerxes: "Nervous?"
Leonidas: "Yes."
Xerxes: "First time?"
Leonidas: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

two Airplane quotes on one page, what a thread :woot:

wiegeabo

05-11-2007, 04:48 PM

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/Marsville2/300-Spartan.jpg
LEONIDAS: "I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"

C.F. Kane

05-11-2007, 10:54 PM

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t217/tweet1986/2164e97c.jpg

"The power of the sun... in the palm of my hand. Nothing can stop me! NOTHING!"

Speedball

05-11-2007, 11:07 PM

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8/supergirlfo3.jpg
Hey there! I have Hepatitis C!

Drizzle

05-11-2007, 11:21 PM

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/13/3001.jpg
Xerxes: "Just relax, take it slow, and let the good times roll."

Drizzle

05-11-2007, 11:26 PM

Sorry to double post, but I just thought of another one.

http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/topdog.gif

"Man, if my f**kin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her f**kin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go f**k herself."

Dr. Fate

05-12-2007, 12:14 AM

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg
GOOD ASH: "I don't understand..."
BAD (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000353/) ASH: "Did you think it was coincidence - so many good things happening for you, all for you, Norman?"
GOOD ASH: "What do you want?"
BAD (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000353/) ASH: To do what you won't, to say what you can't - to *remove* those in your way...
[Shows him headlines with murders]
GOOD (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000353/) ASH: "The Board of Governors - you killed them!"
BAD (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000353/) ASH: "WE killed them!"
GOOD ASH: "We?"
BAD (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000353/) ASH: "Remember? Your little "accident" in the laboratory...?"
GOOD (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000353/) ASH: "The performance enhancers..."
BAD (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000353/) ASH: "Bingo. Me! Your greatest creation. Bringing you what you always wanted: power beyond your wildest dreams. There is only one who could stop us - or imagine if he should join us..." [Big Evil Grin]

wiegeabo

05-12-2007, 03:00 AM

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg
"Tyler, what the **** is going on here?"
"I ask you for one thing, one simple thing."
"Why do people think that I'm you? Answer me!"
"Sit."
"Now answer me, why do people think that I'm you."
"I think you know."
"No, I don't."
"Yes, you do. Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?"
"Uh... I... I don't know."

http://www.classichorror.net/images/evil-dead-bloody.jpg
(Random flashback)

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg
"You got it."
"No."
"Say it."
"Because..."
"Say it."
"Because we're the same person."
"That's right."

Ash J. Williams

05-12-2007, 04:02 AM

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg

Ash: So you don't think they'll find some kind of virus, or germ?
Mirror Ash: No. Those creatures were demons, creatures of Satan inhabiting the bodies of our dead. And the demons are still loose in this world, and the dead must be spiked.
Ash: Spiked? I don't know what you mean.
Mirror Ash: Spiked, as the hands of Jesus were spiked to the cross! SPIKE the dead to prevent them from rising again before Judgment Day! All sinners must repent and the dead must be spiked! Heed the Word of the Lord, or the dead will rise again possessed by demons, and ye who are unclean shall be damned forever and ever in eternal fire!

Soup

05-12-2007, 04:11 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Wolverine_jumping.jpg
"MORTAL KOMBATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!"

Soup

05-12-2007, 04:15 AM

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"Oh, those Golden Grahams. Oh, those Golden Grahams. Crispy, crunchy, graham cereal, brand new breakfast treat!"

Soup

05-12-2007, 04:26 AM

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Apostle: ...You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jesus: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

Apostle: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.

Jesus: What'd they call it?

Apostle: Royale with Cheese.

Jesus: Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?

Apostle: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

Jesus: What do they call a Whopper?

Apostle: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.

Soup

05-12-2007, 04:30 AM

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"YOUR SOUL IS MINE!"

Ash J. Williams

05-12-2007, 04:34 AM

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg

Jameson: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!

Soup

05-12-2007, 04:34 AM

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg
"Aw.. little goblin jr. gonna cry?"

Redwoods Wolf

05-12-2007, 02:14 PM

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg
Bad Ash: Wooowhee. You good lookin. It's like looking in a mirror, only, not.
Good Ash: Castor? But, you were, in, in...
Bad Ash: In a coma? Nothing like having your face cut off to disturb your sleep. Read the newspaper lately?
Good Ash: You...
Bad Ash: Yes, I did. It beats paying the bill doesn't it? You know, a face lift costs about 5 grand. See anything you like? Yes. I have personally torched all the evidence that proves that you are you. So, wow. Looks like you're going to be in here for the next hundred years! I have got to go. I got a goverment job to abuse. I got a lonely wife to ****. Whoops did I just say that? Oh, oh I really missed that face.

Ash J. Williams

05-12-2007, 07:58 PM

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg

"Bring out the gimp!"

Dr. Fate

05-13-2007, 12:08 AM

http://www.drippingblood.com/images/EDII_meet_ash.jpg
BAD ASH: "I made you, you made me first."

wiegeabo

05-13-2007, 12:16 AM

http://www.jammersreviews.com/images/misc/undiscovered/dinner_scene.jpg
Gokon: "This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

Dr. Fate

05-13-2007, 11:05 AM

http://www.jammersreviews.com/images/misc/undiscovered/dinner_scene.jpg
Gokon: "This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/Marsville2/300-Spartan.jpg
LEONIDAS: "Strap this on your sore ass, Blain!"

Dr. Fate

05-17-2007, 08:59 AM

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HICKS: "Guns don't kill people - I do."

ghost_x

05-17-2007, 09:06 AM

Seriously, I think Jesus would talk to his apostles about Burger King

Dr. Fate

05-17-2007, 11:42 AM

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg
BATMAN: "You're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no f***in' teeth!"

ghost_x

05-17-2007, 11:46 AM

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'Look in my eyes and tell me ya love me'

Dr. Fate

05-17-2007, 11:55 PM

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RIPLEY: "I can't murder anybody."
HICKS: "We don't murder. We kill."
RIPLEY: "It's the same thing."
HICKS: "The Hell it is, Griff. You don't murder animals, you kill them."

Zev

05-18-2007, 12:44 AM

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Freeman: Good morning, ma'am! And isn't it a lovely morning?

Tandy: Up yours, n*gger!

Zev

05-18-2007, 12:53 AM

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"What be your pleasure, Jim?"

"I don't know... play chess... screw..."

"Let's play chess."

Dr. Fate

05-18-2007, 01:12 AM

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL PACINO: "Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls!"

Damn, that's probably been done.

Drizzle

05-18-2007, 11:27 PM

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"I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my d**k was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn't had a hard-on in years."

Dr. Fate

05-18-2007, 11:31 PM

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason08.jpg
FREDDY: "You've burned all the food, the shade, the rum!"

Drizzle

05-18-2007, 11:32 PM

:woot: Man, that's a good one, Dr. Fate.

Redwoods Wolf

05-18-2007, 11:41 PM

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg
JOKER: What?
BATMAN: Just... ya know... you're funny.
JOKER: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f**ked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
BATMAN: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
JOKER: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f**k am I funny, what the f**k is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

wiegeabo

05-18-2007, 11:49 PM

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"We're men. We're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights."

Ash J. Williams

05-19-2007, 04:06 AM

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg

Batman: WHERE IS HE? What's the name of the photographer who takes pictures of Spider-Man?
Joker: I-I-I don't know who he is! His stuff comes in the mail!
Batman: YOU'RE LYING! He's the one who can take me to him!
Joker: I don't know who he is, I swear!
Batman: Aaah, you're useless!

C.F. Kane

05-19-2007, 01:13 PM

Redwoods Wolf

05-19-2007, 02:09 PM

^^The Green Mile?

wiegeabo

05-19-2007, 02:47 PM

It's from Bubba Ho-Tep, which is a pretty good movie.

Dr. Fate

05-19-2007, 06:25 PM

:woot: Man, that's a good one, Dr. Fate.
Thank you Drizzle.

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HICKS: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

wiegeabo

05-19-2007, 06:34 PM

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"Kill them all. Let God sort them out."

Ash J. Williams

05-19-2007, 08:22 PM

http://anthropik.com/wp-uploads/Jack%20Sparrow%20on%20Ship.jpg

"It is difficult to associate these horrors with the proud civilizations that created them: Sparta, Rome, The Knights of Europe, the Samurai...they worshipped strength, because it is strength that makes all other values possible. Nothing survives without it. Who knows what delicate wonders have died out of the world, for want of the strength to survive."

It's from Bubba Ho-Tep, which is a pretty good movie.
Speaking of Bubba Ho-Tep, it'll be on IFC tonight at 10:05 PM -- uncut and uncensored.

Dr. Fate

05-19-2007, 11:20 PM

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LEONIDAS: "I aim to misbehave."

Redwoods Wolf

05-20-2007, 12:44 AM

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ROBOCOP: You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you have to say isn't gonna be much.

wiegeabo

05-20-2007, 12:50 AM

http://anthropik.com/wp-uploads/Jack%20Sparrow%20on%20Ship.jpg
"I can lick any man in the world."

Redwoods Wolf

05-20-2007, 12:52 AM

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg
BATMAN: Admiring your handiwork?
JOKER: Touring the riot scene....gravely assessing the destruction...upstanding mayor stuff.
BATMAN: You're not the mayor.
JOKER: Things change.
BATMAN: What do you want?
JOKER: Ah, the direct approach! I admire that from a man with a mask!
BATMAN:...
JOKER: You don't really think you'll win, do you?
BATMAN: *chuckles* Things change.

Drizzle

05-20-2007, 12:58 AM

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1161990/photo_18.jpg (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/spiderman_3/gallery.php?page=17&size=lores&nopop=1)
MJ: "You know what your problem is? You're putting the p*ssy on the pedestal."

wiegeabo

05-20-2007, 01:07 AM

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_jack_nocholson_joker_marvel_ comics.jpg
Batman: "You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?"
Joker: "You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did."

wiegeabo

05-20-2007, 01:10 AM

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"I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER!"

Drizzle

05-20-2007, 01:56 AM

http://mb.laughingplace.com/lotion/pics/SSMovie-CarsRS%5CP1-4.jpg
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How?"
"You have a rainbow bumper sticker that says 'I love it when balls are in my face'."

ghost_x

05-20-2007, 09:01 AM

^ ha, appropiate

Dr. Fate

05-20-2007, 05:44 PM

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V: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls."

Sorry if that quote got used with that pic already, but going back through previous captions, well, I couldn't resist.

http://www.whatdvd.net/WhatDVD-Graphics/main/180.jpg
SNAKE: "What branch of the government do we report to?"
HAUK: "Oh none, they ask too many questions."

Ash J. Williams

05-20-2007, 07:55 PM

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Snake: Ooh moi moi I love you!
Hauk: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?
Snake: I speck!
Hauk: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

wiegeabo

05-20-2007, 07:58 PM

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3825/jokerut7.jpg
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

wiegeabo

05-20-2007, 08:25 PM

http://electronicintifada.net/artman/uploads/gandhikingsley483.jpg
Ghandi: "This is where we hold them. This is where we fight. This is where they die."

Dr. Fate

05-21-2007, 01:49 AM

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HICKS: "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

wiegeabo

05-21-2007, 01:50 AM

http://electronicintifada.net/artman/uploads/gandhikingsley483.jpg
Ghandi: "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

Dr. Fate

05-21-2007, 11:07 AM

http://warchild13.com/images/images/King%20Kong%202005%201.jpg
KONG: "This town needs an enema!"

LexCorp

05-21-2007, 11:09 AM

http://mb.laughingplace.com/lotion/pics/SSMovie-CarsRS%5CP1-4.jpg
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How?"
"You have a rainbow bumper sticker that says 'I love it when balls are in my face'."

Thats good stuff

C.F. Kane

05-21-2007, 02:26 PM

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Science fiction... double feature/Frank has built and... lost his creature/Darkness has conquered... Brad and Janet/The servants gone to... a distant planet/Whoa-oh-oh-ohh/At the late-night... double feature... picture show/I wanna go/Ah-ohh/To the late-night... double feature... picture show.

Dr. Fate

05-21-2007, 02:52 PM

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg
MACE WINDU: "Why don't you stop playing with yourself, Willy? You ain't gonna do *****!"

Dr. Fate

05-21-2007, 09:51 PM

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JOHN HURT: "Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a ******! Winston Churchill was full of ****! Shakespeare's French!"

Dr. Fate

05-21-2007, 10:02 PM

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ZORRO: "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
ELENA: "No, have you?"

Ash J. Williams

05-21-2007, 10:20 PM

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg

Windu: Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

Dr. Fate

05-22-2007, 01:17 AM

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MACE: "Assimilate this."

Dr. Fate

05-23-2007, 11:02 AM

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/a_146SigourneyWeaver.jpg
RIPLEY: "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."

Dr. Fate

05-24-2007, 10:58 AM

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V: "Damn you Walter! You ****in' *******! Everything's a ****in' travesty with you, man! And what was all that **** about Vietnam? What the ****, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the **** are you talking about?"

redmarvel

05-24-2007, 01:02 PM

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"You're not too bright man, but ya got some big round hairy cajones"

Dr. Fate

05-25-2007, 12:58 AM

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V: "My dad - I'd love him if I didn't *hate* him! He spent a fortune hiring every expert on the planet to grow back that equipment you blew off between my legs! He succeeded, although, as you can see, there were side effects..."