Mix up movie captions

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.devildead.com/comedie/returnkillertomatoes10.jpg
CARROT #1: "I am the Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

^^Hilarious. :)

http://www.remotecentral.com/dvd/ghost5.jpg
VENKMAN: Ah! Son of Jor-El! We were beginning to think you were a coward!

[Ash J. Williams]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/MovieLuigi.jpg

"Kill her if you can, loverboy."

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/MovieLuigi.jpg
Voice: "What's your favorite scary movie?"
Luigi: "Kazaam! You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie."
Voice: "That's not a horror movie."
Luigi: "Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act."

[redmarvel]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/MovieLuigi.jpg

Luigi: You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us... forever.

[ghost_x]

lol, how did a picture of Luigi get in here

[bumblebear]

http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/soc4.jpg
chucky:hey honey?
bride:WHAT!
chucky:hide weeds before police come!
bride:f@$@ again ya kill people?
chucky: umm umm (he turn to smile)
bride:(slap face to chucky) @#@!

[redmarvel]

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/T/F/6/thepacifierpubm.jpg

Vin Diesel: "Who's your daddy"

[wiegeabo]

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/T/F/6/thepacifierpubm.jpg
Vin Diesel: "Who wants first reach-around?"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/4140/dirtyharryroofsd2.png

Man: What? Are you gonna throw me off the roof?
Harry Callahan: Well, I don't want to.

[ghost_x]

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/T/F/6/thepacifierpubm.jpg

"Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! ****in' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything's built on that!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/4140/dirtyharryroofsd2.png

Harry Callahan: Did you see that movie, Night of the Living Dead?
Man: Yeah, that's where the corpses started eating the people, right?
Harry Callahan: Yeah -- did you know that movie was based on a true case?

[Dr. Fate]

^^Hilarious. :)

http://www.remotecentral.com/dvd/ghost5.jpg
VENKMAN: Ah! Son of Jor-El! We were beginning to think you were a coward!
Thank you Red. Yours is also hilarious. In honor of that quote -

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SUTLER: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!!!"

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg
MACE: "I'm not jumping through hoops for some psycho! That's a white man with white problems, you deal with him! Call me when he crosses 110th Street!"

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DIRTY HARRY CALLAHAN: "But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
JUMPER MAN: "Are you like a crazy person?"

[redmarvel]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/300/gerard_butler/300b.jpg

We come in peace.

[Dr. Fate]

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LEONIDAS: "Resistance is futile."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg
"Some mother f**kers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

[Drizzle]

http://www.sithclan.net/SC4/write_access/depot_images/dossier/prelogie/trailerRotS/rots_teaser/trailer81.jpg
"You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!"

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"Oh, had enough, eh?"

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"Look, you stupid bastard! You've got no arms left!"

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"I'm invincible!"

http://www.sithclan.net/SC4/write_access/depot_images/dossier/prelogie/trailerRotS/rots_teaser/trailer81.jpg
"You're a loony."

[Jack Bauer]

http://blog.dreamhost.com/images/scarface.jpg

Tony: Oh come on, thirty more years of this, you get a tiny pension and a cheap gold watch.

[Drizzle]

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Will: What's that?
Jack: Budd's Hanzo sword.
Will: He said he pawned it.
Jack: Guess that makes him a liar then, don't it?....I was wondering, just between us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei for him to snatch out your eye?
Will: I called him a miserable old fool.
Jack: Oooh, bad idea.
Will: You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool. I poisoned his fish heads. And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing." Hahahaha. That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword.
Jack: B*tch, you don't have a future.

[Drizzle]

http://www.amha.be/renegirard/share/images_forrest/football2.jpg
#11: Incredible. That guy's the Deion Sanders of retards.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.sithclan.net/SC4/write_access/depot_images/dossier/prelogie/trailerRotS/rots_teaser/trailer81.jpg
"You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!"

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5500/millenniumfalconrotsdvdanakins.jpg
"Oh, had enough, eh?"

http://www.sithclan.net/SC4/write_access/depot_images/dossier/prelogie/trailerRotS/rots_teaser/trailer81.jpg
"Look, you stupid bastard! You've got no arms left!"

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5500/millenniumfalconrotsdvdanakins.jpg
"I'm invincible!"

http://www.sithclan.net/SC4/write_access/depot_images/dossier/prelogie/trailerRotS/rots_teaser/trailer81.jpg
"You're a loony."
Hahahahahaha

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OBI-WAN: "Madness? This... is... Sparta!!!!!!!!!"

[Drizzle]

^^ Thanks. Yours is good too.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
Ron: I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.
Hermione: Breasts, Mama. They're called breasts, and every woman has them.

[Redwoods Wolf]

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ANAKIN: People needn't worry so much. It's not my time yet. This is not how I go.
OBI-WAN: Really?
ANAKIN: Truly. I saw it in the eye.
OBI-WAN: The old lady by the swamp?
ANAKIN: She was a *witch*.
OBI-WAN: No, she was old and probably senile.
ANAKIN: I saw my death in that eye, and this isn't how it happens.
OBI-WAN: So how does it happen?
ANAKIN: Surprise ending. Wouldn't want to ruin it for you.

[Drizzle]

http://www.radioblogger.com/images/munchkins.jpg
Dorothy: I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherf**kers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding picket signs and using bullhorns and s**t like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/return_of_the_jedi/_group_photos/anthony_daniels8.jpg
C-3PO:How could you sleep with Fat B*****d?
Leia: I was just doing my duty, Austin. I had to.
C-3PO: No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.

[JustABill]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/707/707791/x-men-the-last-stand-20060511035723550-000.jpg

Storm: My schmeckel got bigger now that I'm older, just so you know that.
Callisto: It couldn't have gotten any smaller. It looked like a Tic Tac.
Storm: Yeah, come, here, I'll freshen your breath.

[Drizzle]

http://dmc.sparrow-in-flight.com/albums/dmc/normal_vlcsnap-128521.jpg (javascript:;)
"Where do you put the penis?"

[Dr. Fate]

^^ Thanks. Yours is good too.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/_group_photos/emma_watson33.jpg
Ron: I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.
Hermione: Breasts, Mama. They're called breasts, and every woman has them.
Anytime Driz. And thanks. BTW, that's funny, what's it from?

http://multimedia.theforce.net/museum/images/Images/Classic_Trilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg
HAN: "Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!"

[Dr. Fate]

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HICKS: "AK-47.The baddest one there is.When you absolutely,positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes."

[wiegeabo]

http://dmc.sparrow-in-flight.com/albums/dmc/normal_vlcsnap-128521.jpg (javascript:;)
"(To himself) Next time, Jack, write a goddamn memo."

[wiegeabo]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/707/707791/x-men-the-last-stand-20060511035723550-000.jpg
Callisto: "Now I will kill you until you die from it!"

[wiegeabo]

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V: "I can see you're no stranger to pain."
Sutler: "I've been married."
V: "Ah."
Sutler: "Twice."
V: "Oy!"

[Drizzle]

Anytime Driz. And thanks. BTW, that's funny, what's it from?
It's from "Carrie".

http://media.michaelmoore.com/_media/images/special/911_1-small.jpg
Congressman: Jabba...this is your last chance. Free us...or die.

[Dr. Fate]

It's from "Carrie".

Oh.


http://media.michaelmoore.com/_media/images/special/911_1-small.jpg
Congressman: Jabba...this is your last chance. Free us...or die.
Hahahahaha! Good one!

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GINNY WEASLEY: "Did I just score?"

Don't actually know what film that's from, I was perusing earlier pages for pics, saw that quote for a shot of the half-naked Catherine Zeta-Jones Zorro scene, thought it would look for Ginny W. there.

[Drizzle]

Oh.


Hahahahaha! Good one!

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2613/image7fd3.jpg
GINNY WEASLEY: "Did I just score?"

Don't actually know what film that's from, I was perusing earlier pages for pics, saw that quote for a shot of the half-naked Catherine Zeta-Jones Zorro scene, thought it would look for Ginny W. there.

:woot:
I can tell you what that's from. It's from "Beavis and Butthead Do America".

Now I've got two captions. Both quotes are from "The Departed".

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1204719/article_images/backdraft2.jpg
Guy on far right: F**k you, f**kin' queers! Firemen gettin' p*ssy for the first time in the history of fire or p*ssy. Hey go save a kitten in a tree, you f**king homos!

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/men%20in%20black%20SPLASH.jpg
Agent J: OK. They're out there, my people. They're like f**kin' indians. You're not gonna see them. You're not gonna hear about them except through me or Captain Queenan. You will not, ever, know the identity of undercover people. This s**t hole, unfortunately, has more f**kin' leaks than the Iraqi navy.
Agent K: F**k yourself.
Agent J: I'm tired from f**king your wife.
Agent K: How's your mother?
Agent J: She's good. She's tired from f**king my father.

[redmarvel]

http://www.totalfilm.com/__data/assets/thumbnail/249274/varieties/4.jpg

it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.

[Dr. Fate]

http://eric.b.olsen.tripod.com/images/thing1.jpg
THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD: "You think just because a guy reads comics it means he can't start some *****?!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/saw/saw_shot8l.jpg

ZEP: This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid.

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/men%20in%20black%20SPLASH.jpg

Agent K: I hear a throat begging to be cut!
Agent J: Are you so eager to see blood flow?
Agent K: As eager as you are to drink it!

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg
XAVIER: "Would you like me to seduce you?"

[wiegeabo]

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Magneto: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a ***** out, and givin' a ***** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing."
Xavier: "It's not. It's the same ballpark."
Magneto: "Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same ****in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****.
"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

Xavier: You're not one of my vassals...who are you?
Magneto: Who wants to know?
Xavier: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Magneto: Well hello Mister Fancypants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and s**t...and Jack left town.

[Dr. Fate]

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CATHERINE ZETA-JONES: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.batmanunmasked.com/albums/userpics/10001/Batman_492.jpg

VICKI: Hey, where do these stairs go?
JOKER:...They go up.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
T.E. LAWRENCE: "Set marshal law to take effect at daybreak."

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "You declare marshal law right now!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
T.E. LAWRENCE: "Don't you tell me when to declare marshal law!"

[Dr. Fate]

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MOSES: "Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! ****in' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, ****in' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short ****ing leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude ****s once or twice a year! You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson *****! I wish I knew how to quit you."

[wiegeabo]

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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i17.tinypic.com/4q4opcm.jpg

"What sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your @ss or the sh-t in your brain? Fat f**k..."

[Jack Bauer]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r128/deneenc/Sleuth/sleuth-3.jpg

LAW (Thinking): I've got a bad feeling about this.

[Dr. Fate]

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CHARLTON HESTON/MOSES: "You want this body..."

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CATHERINE ZETA-JONES/ELENA: "Is this a trick question?"

[Drizzle]

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Elizabeth: "You make it so difficult sometimes."
Jack: "I do. I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it, sometimes you think I'm alright."
Elizabeth: "Occasionally. Maybe. When you're not acting like a scoundrel."
Jack: "Scoundrel...scoundrel? I like the sound of that."
Elizabeth: "Stop that."
Jack: "Stop what?"
Elizabeth: "Stop that. My hands are dirty."
Jack: "My hands are dirty too. What are you afraid of?"
Elizabeth: "Afraid?"
Jack: "You're trembling."
Elizabeth: "I'm not trembling."
Jack: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There are no scoundrels in your life."
Elizabeth: "I happen to like nice men."
Jack: "I'm a nice man."
Elizabeth: "No, you're not. You're..."

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Will: "Sir! Sir! I've isolated the reverse power flux coupling!"

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Jack: "Thank you. Thank you very much."

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Will: "You're perfectly welcome, sir!"

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[Dr. Fate]

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ASH: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[wiegeabo]

http://dmc.sparrow-in-flight.com/albums/dmc/normal_vlcsnap-120437.jpg
"Not prostate, you idiot, PROBATE!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/408045c8df535e52b783f880322fe510.jpg

Ash: There's no basement in the Alamo!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/408045c8df535e52b783f880322fe510.jpg
"Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/408045c8df535e52b783f880322fe510.jpg
ASH: "Hasta la vista, baby."

[Drizzle]

This picture isn't from any movie, but I just have to do this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/Sava_Fett/rosiemohammed.jpg
"Would you f**k me? I'd f**k me."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg
ROBOCOP: "I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/robocop-1000-2.jpeg

Robocop: You might have survived Cleveland. You might have escaped from New York. But this is L.A., vato. And you're about to find out that this fu**ing city can kill anybody!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.cherrycoloured.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/fountain1.jpg

TOM: Yes! Yes! Jesus H Tap Dancin' Christ, I have seen the light!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cherrycoloured.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/fountain1.jpg

TOM: Yes! Yes! Jesus H Tap Dancin' Christ, I have seen the light!!!
Hahaha, good use of Blues Brothers there.

http://www.cherrycoloured.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/fountain1.jpg
"He Is The One."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Slim-pickens_riding-the-bomb.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Slim-pickens_riding-the-bomb.jpg)
MAJOR JT KING KONG: "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

[ghost_x]

http://www.cherrycoloured.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/fountain1.jpg

'I'm Freaking Out Man'

http://videodetective.com/photos/582/024479_19.jpg

'Yes, you are freaking out...man'

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg
MACE WINDU: "I've had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!"

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Why do you keep saying that?!"

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg
MACE: "Because internet bloggers love it when I say I've had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane! I'm Samuel Goddamn Jackson!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/aop1305/aop1305_shot7l.jpg

HAWKE: Respect my gangster!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/aop1305/aop1305_shot7l.jpg
"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?"
"No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.cherrycoloured.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/fountain1.jpg
Ramirez: "The sensation you are feeling is the quickening."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.columbiachronicle.com/back/2002_spring/2002-05-20/images/pics/star_wars_mace_windu.jpg

"I'm getting too old for this s**t."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/aop1305/aop1305_shot7l.jpg
Fishburne: "You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

[wiegeabo]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif
"Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some ****ed-up, repugnant ****."

[boydston_14]

[http://www.sithclan.net/SC4/write_access/depot_images/dossier/prelogie/trailerRotS/rots_teaser/trailer81.jpg
"Nii!"

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5500/millenniumfalconrotsdvdanakins.jpg

[redmarvel]

http://jsharrison.com/gallery/d/989-1/ghostrider1.jpg

"Someone helped put a mirror up in front of my face and I didn't like what I saw one bit, and you know what I did? I changed."

[Dr. Fate]

http://jsharrison.com/gallery/d/989-1/ghostrider1.jpg
GHOST RIDER: "Help me Tom Cruise! Use your witchcraft to put out the flames!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://static.blogo.it/cineblog/3_04.jpg

Grace: Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg
PRINCESS LEIA: "I don't think either of one you are familiar with our problems."
DARTH VADER: "I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!"

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg

This is the cover to Spinal Tap's "Smell the Glove"!?

[Batman2008]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg


Pull my finger.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg
Vader: "I know you have been inconvenienced. I am prepared to compensate you. Shall we say one million American dollars?"
Leia: "No way."
Vader: "Very well then. Two million."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
AL: “I am the Nightrider! I’m a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am a rocker, I am a roller, I am an out-of-controller!”

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002.jp g
CHARLTON HESTON/MOSES: "Will you marry me?"

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES/ELENA: "I don't think now's the best time!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg

Vader: So I just, uh...I just cut them up like regular chickens?
Leia: Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens.

[King Ruler]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg

"First rule of Fight Club: YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg

VADER: You got a dollar?
LEIA: Get away from me, you bum.
CAPTAIN: Leia, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich.
VADER: I said a dollar, b**ch.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg
VADER: "You always were smart, Harold."
LEIA: "Just one thing right now - don't call me Harold."

[Dr. Fate]

http://charltonhestonworld.homestead.com/files/ch-elcid-color_pic1.jpg
CHARLTON HESTON: "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"


http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Did you know that every 7 minutes, a black person is born in this country with no soul?"

[Drizzle]

http://rjr10036.typepad.com/proceed_at_your_own_risk/images/satan_saddam_1.jpg
Saddam: Why would I want to push you away? I love you!

[MaskedManJRK]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg

LEONIDAS: Hi. We're here for the gangbang.

[wiegeabo]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg

LEONIDAS: Hi. We're here for the gangbang.

Ha! Perfect.

[Dr. Fate]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg
LEONIDAS: "Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*"

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Cheap shot, I hope nobody did it with this pic in the past but :
http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
Al Pacino : KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg
Leia : Pointing is impolite!
Darth Vader : Girly stuff, politness is for the weak

[wiegeabo]

http://rjr10036.typepad.com/proceed_at_your_own_risk/images/satan_saddam_1.jpg
Saddam: "My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

[MaskedManJRK]

Ha! Perfect.

Jesus, could you imagine a Spartan gang-bang? That would be insane! :wow:

:woot:

[Jack Bauer]

http://warhistorian.org/images/starship_troopers_large_05.jpg

SOLIDER BEHIND RICO: Game over man...Game over!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/men_in_black/will_smith/littlegun.jpg

AGENT J: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/men_in_black/will_smith/littlegun.jpg
"Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/men_in_black/will_smith/littlegun.jpg

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/men_in_black/will_smith/littlegun.jpg
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg
VADER: "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

[ghost_x]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/men_in_black/will_smith/littlegun.jpg

'You see this...this, is, my BOOMSTICK!'

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film99/EndOfDays/pix/eod03.RobinTunney.Arnold.jpg

JERICHO: I'm sorry I talked you into this.

CHRISTINE: I'm sorry I listened.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg
Vader: "There you go, lying about me again in front of my friends. I have never hit a woman in my life."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.outpost31.com/movie/images/Imageperfectimitation.jpg
KEITH DAVID: "On 2nd thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

[redmarvel]

http://www.movieforum.com/movies/titles/labyrinth/images/labyrinth.jpg

"On 2nd thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.movieforum.com/movies/titles/labyrinth/images/labyrinth.jpg
"This is some ****ed-up repugnant ****."

[redmarvel]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/pan's_labyrinth/panslabyrinth1.jpg

Ofelia: You make me sick.
Monster: Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8704/serenity4802ks.png
INARA: "You make it so difficult sometimes."
MAL: "I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer though. C'mon admit it, sometimes you think I'm alright."
INARA: "Occasionally, maybe. When you aren't acting like a scoundrel."
MAL: "Scoundrel? A scoundrel? I like the sound of that."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/pan's_labyrinth/panslabyrinth1.jpg

OFELIA: You are one ugly motherf**ker.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.movieforum.com/movies/titles/labyrinth/images/labyrinth.jpg

"The whole f**king world's against us, dude, I swear to God!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/pan's_labyrinth/panslabyrinth1.jpg
Ofelia: "I leave for five minutes, and when I come back everyone's a ****ing alien."

[LostSon88]

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p127/JuanBisono/472199911_35789381a1.jpg

"Welcome young Skywalker...I look forward to completing your training."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.movieforum.com/movies/titles/labyrinth/images/labyrinth.jpg
"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

[redmarvel]

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p127/JuanBisono/472199911_35789381a1.jpg

"I'll be back."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg
SEAN CONNERY: "The Force Is Strong With This One."

[redmarvel]

http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg

SEAN CONNERY: "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p127/JuanBisono/472199911_35789381a1.jpg
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

[Drizzle]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/36/27/07/18467335.jpg
Rocky: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to f**kin' rock this s**t!
Apollo: What the f**k, man? If I go in there and see f**kin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna f**kin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, I took a s**t and my s**t looked like a f**kin' stuffed animal!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.mikes-images.com/misc/id/images/id_mq_123.jpg
ADVISER: Mister President, I think you should go on TV and tell everyone that there is no such thing as UFO's.
PRESIDENT: Don't spell in front of me, dammit.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/36/27/07/18467335.jpg
Rocky: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to f**kin' rock this s**t!
Apollo: What the f**k, man? If I go in there and see f**kin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna f**kin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, I took a s**t and my s**t looked like a f**kin' stuffed animal!
Bwahahahahaha! What's that from?


http://www.mikes-images.com/misc/id/images/id_mq_123.jpg
ADVISER: Mister President, I think you should go on TV and tell everyone that there is no such thing as UFO's.
PRESIDENT: Don't spell in front of me, dammit.

Hehehehe, good one Red.

http://www.mikes-images.com/misc/id/images/id_mq_123.jpg
PRESIDENT BILL PULLMAN: "That's what we want - keep everyone deeply disturbed. We don't want to start a panic. No other president has ever faced a situation quite like this. I wonder what President Ford would have done."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.mikes-images.com/misc/id/images/id_mq_123.jpg
Nimzicki: "Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir I didn't mean to overstep my bounds, you say that."
President: "What?"
Nimzicki: "Meeting is adjourned."
President: "It is?"
Nimzicki: "No, you say that, governor."
President: "What?"
Nimzicki: "Meeting is adjourned."
President: "It is?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8704/serenity4802ks.png
MAL REYNOLDS: "This has not been honorable."

[Drizzle]

Bwahahahahaha! What's that from?

Knocked Up

[Dr. Fate]

Knocked Up
Thank you.

http://www.mikes-images.com/misc/id/images/id_mq_123.jpg
PRESIDENT BILL PULLMAN: "I aim to misbehave."

[Redwoods Wolf]

Thanks, Fate. :)

http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg
ALAN: He who finds the grail must face the final challenge.
SAWYER: What final challenge?
ALAN: Three devices of such lethal cunning.
SAWYER: Booby traps?
ALAN: Oh, yes. But I found the clues that will safely take us through...in the chronicles of St. Anslem!
SAWYER: Well, what are they?
ALAN:...
SAWYER: Can't you remember?
ALAN: I wrote them down in my diary so that I wouldn't have to remember.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/pan%27s_labyrinth/panslabyrinth1.jpg

OFELIA: Ray, what did I tell you about cooking in the dark? Are you trying to burn the house down?
MONSTER: Think about it, Marlene, what do I need the light for?
OFELIA: Well, you don't need to be cooking anyway. We brought you take out from Oscar's.
MONSTER: Well, get your money back. I got fried chicken right here. Come on, 7-0, try this.
OFELIA: Yeah, it's about time.
MONSTER: Yeah, that's home cooked right there.
OFELIA: [Monster offers her some of the chicken] No, thank you.
MONSTER: Mmm, this is the most 6-9. Just needs a little hot sauce, be perfect.

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, Fate. :)

http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg
ALAN: He who finds the grail must face the final challenge.
SAWYER: What final challenge?
ALAN: Three devices of such lethal cunning.
SAWYER: Booby traps?
ALAN: Oh, yes. But I found the clues that will safely take us through...in the chronicles of St. Anslem!
SAWYER: Well, what are they?
ALAN:...
SAWYER: Can't you remember?
ALAN: I wrote them down in my diary so that I wouldn't have to remember.
Ha. Good use of Connery & The Last Crusade.

http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg
SAWYER: "I have a bad feeling about this."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg
Quatermain: "We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril."
Sawyer: "I don't think I was."
Quatermain: "Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril."
Sawyer: "Look, let me go back in there and face the peril."
Quatermain: "No, it's too perilous."
Sawyer: "Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can."
Quatermain: "No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on."
Sawyer: "Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?"
Quatermain: "No. It's unhealthy."
Sawyer: "I bet you're gay."
Quatermain: "Am not."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.mikes-images.com/misc/id/images/id_mq_123.jpg

Nimzicki: It could be ****in' "Reservoir Dogs" by the time this thing is through.

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3118/103tv8.jpg

DOUGLAS: Jack, I spent an hour in my room last night talking to Fiorella LaGuardia, and he's been dead for forty years. Now where are the Ghost Busters?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3118/103tv8.jpg
MICHAEL DOUGLAS: "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

[redmarvel]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0246460/D-815RF_009517.jpg

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg
ALAN: You're the man now, dawg.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/33/75/82/darth425.jpg
"Quiet, woman, before I get angry, because when I get angry even flies don't dare to fly!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2415/ap2371xo.jpg

Bateman: You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?
What's that from?

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Want to dance with a zero?"

[Jack Bauer]

What's that from?
Another Christian Bale film: Howl's Moving Castle.

Since Bale has a great smug look on his face I went with a quote that would fit the picture which happened to be another film of his.

[Dr. Fate]

Another Christian Bale film: Howl's Moving Castle.

Since Bale has a great smug look on his face I went with a quote that would fit the picture which happened to be another film of his.
Thank you.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "I won't get eaten! You shoot me if they take me!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Terminator1003.JPG)

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg
ELENA: "Well don't shoot me first!"

[Jack Bauer]

^^^
Good one :up:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Sheriffhoyttexas.PNG

SHERIFF HOYT: You got knocked the **** out... gimme my goddamn money... yeah payback's a mother****er.

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Sheriffhoyttexas.PNG
Hoyt: "That is the second time you have pointed a gun at me, there will not be a third."

[ghost_x]

^^^
Good one :up:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Sheriffhoyttexas.PNG

SHERIFF HOYT: You got knocked the **** out... gimme my goddamn money... yeah payback's a mother****er.

lol the resemblance in poses are uncanny

[Dr. Fate]

Thank you Jack.

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg
INDY: "This has not been honorable."

[ghost_x]

http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg
Tom: Look at you, you can't even lift that cannon you carry!

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg

Jones: What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

[wiegeabo]

http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg
"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://qusan.com/blogger/psycho1.gif
NORMAN: "What a fitting end to your lifes pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaelogical find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something."

http://www.lafm.com/Sean%20Connery.jpg
CONNERY: "Hahahaha..." [under his breath] "...son of a !@#$%..."

[Drizzle]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Hagiographer13/tongue2.jpg
"What were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? *Pppppbb, ppppppbbb* You motorboatin' son of a b*tch! You old sailor you!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Hagiographer13/tongue2.jpg
"Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked... just... like... THIS!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Hagiographer13/tongue2.jpg
VOLDEMORT: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

[Zev]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Hagiographer13/tongue2.jpg

"I still want you, Lucy. I haven't changed my mind about that."

[Kingfish]

http://www.gorenight.com/movies/aod/data/aod2.jpg

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.gorenight.com/movies/aod/data/aod2.jpg
"No... Wire... Hangers... Ever!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg
MOSES: "She's married to the Muffin Man?"

[Carmine Falcone]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Hagiographer13/tongue2.jpg
"Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked... just... like... THIS!"

:up::up:

[TankerX]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Hagiographer13/tongue2.jpg
Voldermort: Well helloooo Clariceeee......*slithers*

[Carmine Falcone]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Sheriffhoyttexas.PNG

You ever sucked a guy's cock?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?"

Sorry to rip you off Jack Bauer sir.

[Drizzle]

http://www.pottersrealm.com/albums/POA/Hermione_and_Crookshanks.sized.jpg
"I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much...yummier."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.gorenight.com/movies/aod/data/aod2.jpg

"Mama don't like tattletales."

[Warhammer]

^Haha. :D

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Lawrence_of_Arabia.jpg
TE LAWRENCE: "Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Hagiographer13/tongue2.jpg
VOLDEMORT: "You don't believe me? You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer."

[Redwoods Wolf]

^^Nice.

http://www.batmanunmasked.com/albums/userpics/10001/BD-S-5598.jpg

CRANE: You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.

[Drizzle]

http://i11.tinypic.com/5yt9tsp.jpg
"It's hard to believe what's happening here. The brutality of it."

[Dr. Fate]

Thank you Red.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

Hicks: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

Hicks: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
Hey man, good use of a THING quote there.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "I'll be back."

[wiegeabo]

http://i11.tinypic.com/5yt9tsp.jpg
"What the ****? That's ****ing machine guns man, they're firing at us! Machine guns! It's a goddamn war zone man get us out of here quick! Quick man! Quick, we're going to be killed for ****'s sake!"

[redmarvel]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/720/720905/spider-man-3-20060725011611388.jpg

"It's alive! It's alive!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i11.tinypic.com/5yt9tsp.jpg
"Bring out the gimp."

[Jack Bauer]

Sorry to rip you off Jack Bauer sir.
That okay, Fate. All is forgiven.

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20batman%20returns%20tim%20burton%20dvd%20review/a%20Tim%20Burton%27s%20-%20Batman%20Returns%20-%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_004.jpg

BATMAN: What are you staring at, ****face?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

HICKS: What is your problem?

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20batman%20returns%20tim%20burton%20dvd%20review/a%20Tim%20Burton%27s%20-%20Batman%20Returns%20-%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_004.jpg

BATMAN: I got no beef with you. This is between me and the boy.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20batman%20returns%20tim%20burton%20dvd%20review/a%20Tim%20Burton%27s%20-%20Batman%20Returns%20-%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_004.jpg
"A guy who dresses as a bat clearly has issues."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20batman%20returns%20tim%20burton%20dvd%20review/a%20Tim%20Burton%27s%20-%20Batman%20Returns%20-%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_004.jpg
BATMAN: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20batman%20returns%20tim%20burton%20dvd%20review/a%20Tim%20Burton%27s%20-%20Batman%20Returns%20-%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_004.jpg
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to?"

[ghost_x]

http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg

'It's all Obi Wan's fault, he's holding me back!'

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Ten-commandments22.jpg

MOSES:This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
PHAROAH: What do you mean, "biblical"?
AARON: What he means is Old Testament, Pharoah, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
MOSES: Exactly.
AARON: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling!
MOSES: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes!
AARON: The dead rising from the grave!
MOSES: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria!

[Redwoods Wolf]

Edit.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Ten-commandments22.jpg

MOSES:This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
PHAROAH: What do you mean, "biblical"?
AARON: What he means is Old Testament, Pharoah, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
MOSES: Exactly.
AARON: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling!
MOSES: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes!
AARON: The dead rising from the grave!
MOSES: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria!
Hehahahaha!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Ten-commandments22.jpg
PHAROAH: "Enough I get the point! But what if you're wrong?"
MOSES: "I'm wrong nothing happens, we go to jail, peacefully, quietly, we'll enjoy it! But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing, Lenny, you, will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20batman%20returns%20tim%20burton%20dvd%20review/a%20Tim%20Burton%27s%20-%20Batman%20Returns%20-%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_004.jpg

"Your mother ate my dog!"
Hey man, good use of a THING quote there.
Thanks a lot!

[redmarvel]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2005/09/07/fewgood372.jpg

"Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chrisreevehomepage.com/images/streetsmart/streetsmartstill.jpg
"I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_1451_1.jpg
JOHN McCLANE: "Run! Go! Get to the chopper!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/EscapeFromNewYork01.jpg

"What the f**k is wrong with you people? They're dead! They're fu**in' dead!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/EscapeFromNewYork01.jpg
SNAKE: "Dodge this."

[Kingfish]

http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/stills/nyst11.jpg

Cabbie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0758436/): Man. What happened to your eye?
Brain: Ben.
Maggie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005316/): Sweetie, that's rude.
Snake (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): No, that's alright. Shark attack, swab.
Cabbie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0758436/): A shark ate your eye?
Snake: Yeah, it happened when I went down off the coast of Australia.
Maggie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005316/): Your boat sank?
Snake (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): No, no, no, no. Not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef. Huge son-of-a-*****. Ran the whole coast.
Maggie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005316/): Wait. The Great Barrier Reef?
Snake (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): You've heard of it, huh? Smart lady.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/EscapeFromNewYork01.jpg
"What was it you said to me earlier? 'Yippie-kay-ya, mother****er.'"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/stills/nyst11.jpg
Maggie: We're totally screwed, right?"
Snake: "I would say screwed is apt."

[Spider-Bat]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t217/tweet1986/2164e97c.jpg

"Come on baby light my fire."

[Spider-Bat]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/50/84/18432365.jpg

"Our house, our house, our house is burning down."


Revenge of the Nerds.

[Spider-Bat]

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/249791.jpg

"A new day is dawning, the day of the Fantastic Four!"

[Spider-Bat]

http://www.ancientworlds.net/aworlds_media/ibase_1/00/05/33/00053386_000.gif

"I am Puss...in Boots."

[Spider-Bat]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3118/103tv8.jpg
Michael Douglas:"I'm Batman."

[Spider-Bat]

http://bestplace.net/Clipart/StarWars/vader_leia.jpg
Vader:"You know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it?"

Leia:"Ah, but a kiss can be even deadlier, if you mean it."

[Spider-Bat]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Hagiographer13/tongue2.jpg

"Hey do you know who I am?, I'm Heinz Hummer. I'm the gigelo, with the most below,okay, I can give you a filthy Lopez like you never had before."

[Spider-Bat]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Hagiographer13/tongue2.jpg

"You ever dance with the Devil by the pale moon light? I always ask that of all my prey, I just like the sound of it."

[JustABill]

http://bestplace.net/Clipart/StarWars/vader_leia.jpg

Vader: We have something the White ***** doesn't!
Leia: What perky breasts?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/249791.jpg

"A new day is dawning, the day of the Fantastic Four!"
Hahahaha!

http://bestplace.net/Clipart/StarWars/vader_leia.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Resistance is Futile."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

[wiegeabo]

http://bestplace.net/Clipart/StarWars/vader_leia.jpg
Leia: "I don't understand why women do it. I don't see how they can get any pleasure from it. It's gross and unnatural. It's not supposed to go up there. Frankly, I don't even understand why men want that kind of thing either."
Vader: "So you're opposed to women being involved in modern space exploration?"
Leia: "Absolutely! Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt."

[The Chairman]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1028/firstindy4picrf1.jpg
"I'm getting to old for this ****."

[wiegeabo]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."

[Spider-Bat]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1028/firstindy4picrf1.jpg
"I'm getting too old for this ****."Tee Hee!

[Spider-Bat]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

"They Melvined me."

[Spider-Bat]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8/supergirlfo3.jpg

"To infinity and beyond!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3118/103tv8.jpg
Garrison: "What was Barbra Streisand's eighth album?"
Breckinridge: "Color Me Barbra."
Garrison: "Stud!"
Breckinridge: "Everybody knows that!"
Garrison: "Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

"I have had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

[Carmine Falcone]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1028/firstindy4picrf1.jpg
"I'm getting to old for this ****."

hehe I was gonna post that.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "Top Gun rules of engagement are written for your safety and for that of your team. They are not flexible, nor am I. Is that clear?"

[Spider-Bat]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Sheriffhoyttexas.PNG

"I really don't like talking about my flare."

[Spider-Bat]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/pulp_fiction/_group_photos/bruce_willis10.jpg

Bruce:"Yippe Kaye ay, Mother ****er."

[Spider-Bat]

http://www.blackmailmag.com/images/CINEMA/saw.jpg
"He'll keep callin' me, he'll make me feel guilty...alright, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go."

[Spider-Bat]

http://photos.oscars.org/downloadpreview.php/030902c-p.jpg

Freeman: Good morning, ma'am! And isn't it a lovely morning?

Tandy: Up yours, n*gger!
LMAO!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Sheriffhoyttexas.PNG
COP: "I'm sorry, were you busy?"

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20Alfred%20Hitchcock%20Rear%20Window%20DVD%20Rev iew%20James%20Stewart%20Grace%20Kelly/a%20hitchcock%20rear%20window%20dvd%20reveiw%20PDV D_0031.jpg
GRACE KELLY: "Yeah - I was masturbating."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.blackmailmag.com/images/CINEMA/saw.jpg

"Terror, horror, death. Film at eleven."

[DX]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png


"I like being bad, it makes me happy."

[Spider-Bat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/shaded_x_grey/phomag2.jpg

Magneto:"So, you're just crazy in a retard way."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Plumber Alert!"

[Drizzle]

http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/cinefagos/rambo-y-su-colega-en-el-campo.jpg
Rambo: (singing) What would Brian Boitano do if he were here right now? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Sheriff: Did someone say my name?
Rambo: Who are you?
Sheriff: I'm Brian Dennehy.
Rambo: No, not f**kin' Brian Dennehy! Dude, get the f**k out of here!
Sheriff: Oh. Bye.

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.speedofdark-web.com/speedofdark/2007/January/mallrats.jpg

Silent Bob: He had me on the floor. I had his mouth over my assh**e!
Jay: A s**teater?
Silent Bob: I don't think so. He was after my soul. Now you can get that out of any major orifice of a person's body. I read about it.
Jay: Oh, yeah? Where, man? Hustler?

[Dr. Fate]

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/zion.jpg
MORPHEUS: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

[Spider-Bat]

http://www.gorenight.com/movies/aod/data/aod2.jpg

"Like my Grandmother always said, why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.gorenight.com/movies/aod/data/aod2.jpg
"Riddle me, riddle me that - who's afraid of the big black bat?"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.gorenight.com/movies/aod/data/aod2.jpg

"I was going to be a stand-up comedian."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.gorenight.com/movies/aod/data/aod2.jpg
"Do I have something on my face?"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.speedofdark-web.com/speedofdark/2007/January/mallrats.jpg
Silent Bob: "I have a headache."
Jat: "It might be a tumor."
Silent Bob: "It's not a tumor!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.speedofdark-web.com/speedofdark/2007/January/mallrats.jpg
SILENT BOB: "I'm vexed. Terribly vexed."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Pinhead_profile.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Pinhead_profile.jpg)
PINHEAD: "Welcome to Hell, little man! I... am... the Devil!"


http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/249791.jpg
RAY STANTZ: "You're not the Devil. You're practice."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead202.jpg

"Helen! I have to get that gun!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead202.jpg
"KHHHAAAAAANNNN!!!!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.speedofdark-web.com/speedofdark/2007/January/mallrats.jpg
Silent Bob: "My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead202.jpg
ASH: "That's my wife you got there! That's my planet you're blowing up! And that's... that's just some guy I met, but still, I think this thing has gone just a little too far!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/phantasm2e1pw.jpg

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2047/phantasm2c2ei.jpg

REGGIE: Oh, you've got to be ****tin' me!

[Spider-Bat]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Pinhead_profile.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Pinhead_profile.jpg)
PINHEAD: "Welcome to Hell, little man! I... am... the Devil!"


http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/249791.jpg
RAY STANTZ: "You're not the Devil. You're practice."This one is genious! HA HA HA, good one Doc!

[Spider-Bat]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/king_kong_empire_state_building_sunset.jpg

kong:"You had me at hello."

[Spider-Bat]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/4928/emperorbolt.jpg

"You're fired."

[Spider-Bat]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7303/vandevey9cp.jpg

Evey:"How many drinks have you had?"

V :"How many pots you smokin', how many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life?"

[Spider-Bat]

In honor of Batman's anniversary...
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
Zorro:"See that thing on my belt?, grab it. Whatever you do, don't let go."

[Spider-Bat]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
Jake:"Jack, maybe we can cut a deal."

Heath:"Jack? Jack's dead my friend, you can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm alot happier."

[wiegeabo]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/phantasm2e1pw.jpg

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2047/phantasm2c2ei.jpg

Reggie: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[Dr. Fate]

This one is genious! HA HA HA, good one Doc!
Thank you Spider-Bat. Nice uses of the 1989 Batman quotes by the way.

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/phantasm2e1pw.jpg

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2047/phantasm2c2ei.jpg
REGGIE: "I've got a bad feeling about this."

Those are from one of the Phantasm movies, right?

[wiegeabo]

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead202.jpg
Ash: "My brains are going into my feet!"

[wiegeabo]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/phantasm2e1pw.jpg

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2047/phantasm2c2ei.jpg
Reggie: "It's not the size mate, it's how you use it."

[DX]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/39/94/cd7c92c008a0f9c123b8a010.L.jpg
Jake:"Jack, maybe we can cut a deal."

Heath:"Jack? Jack's dead my friend, you can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm alot happier."
HAHAHA, clever :woot: :joker:

[Jack Bauer]

Those are from one of the Phantasm movies, right?
Yep it's from part II.

[The Chairman]

http://www.pottersrealm.com/albums/POA/Hermione_and_Crookshanks.sized.jpg
"I'll suck your cock for a thousan dollars."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/phantasm2e1pw.jpg
"I Am The Ultimate Bad Ass!"

Sorry, first thing that came to mind.

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/phantasm2e1pw.jpg

"I love the smell of commerce in the morning."

[wiegeabo]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/phantasm2e1pw.jpg

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2047/phantasm2c2ei.jpg
Reggie: "It's not the size mate, it's how you use it."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/phantasm2e1pw.jpg
GUY WITH BIG CHAIN SAW: "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The Circle is now complete. When I left you I was but a learner. Now *I* am the Master."
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2047/phantasm2c2ei.jpg
Reggie: "You're only a Master of Evil, Darth."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/phantasm2e1pw.jpg
GUY WITH BIG CHAIN SAW: "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The Circle is now complete. When I left you I was but a learner. Now *I* am the Master."
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2047/phantasm2c2ei.jpg
Reggie: "You're only a Master of Evil, Darth."
:up: Nice one Fate. Here's the link to the fight it's a little dark:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtvZQKoC3vc

[wiegeabo]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/phantasm2e1pw.jpg
"My name is Buck, and I'm here to ****"
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2047/phantasm2c2ei.jpg
:eek:

[Dr. Fate]

:up: Nice one Fate. Here's the link to the fight it's a little dark:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtvZQKoC3vc
Thanks Jack. Nice one there wiegeabo.

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/phantasm2e1pw.jpg
"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2047/phantasm2c2ei.jpg
"..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "You can't expect me to be more evolved than I really am."
ELENA: "Evolved?! I'll show you evolved!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
Zorro: "You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?"