Mix up movie captions

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "Get away from her you *****!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg

"THEM! THEM! THEM!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "I will take the ring to Mordor!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

"Okay, that's enough of this kung-fu s**t."

[DX]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

"You f*** with me, you f***in' with the best!"

[DX]

http://www.gorenight.com/movies/aod/data/aod2.jpg

"My precioussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "I'm your huckleberry."

[Jack Bauer]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1021/6053164qv6.jpg

HICKS: Troopers, I just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is canceled. We can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends who have died here will have died for nothing. But, we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like peace, freedom, and justice, they get packed up. But, we can all go home.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

HICKS: Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a ***** Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now, who wants to go home... and who wants to go with me?

[wiegeabo]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
"I was once a man. A man!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1021/6053164qv6.jpg

HICKS: Troopers, I just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is canceled. We can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends who have died here will have died for nothing. But, we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like peace, freedom, and justice, they get packed up. But, we can all go home.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

HICKS: Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a ***** Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now, who wants to go home... and who wants to go with me?
Hehehe, good stuff. Sadly, I don't know what film that's from. I feel like I should, but I don't.

I like yours too, wiegeabo.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1021/6053164qv6.jpg
HICKS: "This is just a delay. All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disney Land in 1956, nothing worked."
RIPLEY: "Yeah but John, when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

[Zev]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9521/pyromyspace2vr3.jpg

John: You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about on the news? I'm the worst one.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6522/15288professorlrd3.jpg

Xavier: Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench! From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... johns!

[Jack Bauer]

Hehehe, good stuff. Sadly, I don't know what film that's from. I feel like I should, but I don't.
Thanks. I don't know if you ever heard of it but it's from this film:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U_AAAhPnmP8

:woot:

If the link doesn't work the film in question is: Street Fighter!

[wiegeabo]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6522/15288professorlrd3.jpg
"You're not one of my vassals... who are you?"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/hicks_aliens04.jpg
"Who wants to know?"

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6522/15288professorlrd3.jpg
"I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples."

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/hicks_aliens04.jpg
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and ****... and Jack just left town."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6522/15288professorlrd3.jpg
"You're not one of my vassals... who are you?"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/hicks_aliens04.jpg
"Who wants to know?"

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6522/15288professorlrd3.jpg
"I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples."

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/hicks_aliens04.jpg
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and ****... and Jack just left town."
Ah. I see we're having an Army of Darkness-thon.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2006/06/20/orlando3.jpg
WILL TURNER: "Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?"

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CORPORAL DWAYNE HICKS: "Nope. Just me, baby. Just me."

[Zev]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/news/x-men-3-the-last-stand/xmen060106.jpg

"You thought me beautiful once."

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen24.jpg

"Honey, you got real ugly."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2006/06/20/orlando3.jpg

"For God sakes, don't do it Snake!"

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg

"The name's Plissken."

[Dr. Fate]

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HICKS: "Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose."

[Drizzle]

http://static.taume.com/image/140.jpg
Dakota: Whose motorcycle is this?
Cherry: It's not a motorcycle. It's a chopper, baby.
Dakota: Whose chopper is this?
Cherry: It's Zed's.
Dakota: Who's Zed?
Cherry: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
SUTLER: "Rommel... you magnificent bastard, *I read your book*!"

[Drizzle]

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/it-pennywise-howling.jpg
"Now that is one big pile of s**t."

[DX]

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/it-pennywise-howling.jpg

IT: This town needs an enema!

[Zev]

http://static.taume.com/image/140.jpg

Cherry: What are you doing?

Dakota: Isn't it obvious? I'm trying to seduce you.

Cherry: Why?

Dakota: Because I want... to. I've wanted to ever since I saw you that day in the elevator. I know you don't believe me, but I can prove it to you. You can't believe what you see. But you can believe... what you feel. I've been thinking about you all day.

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.giantmag.com/photos/0906_tv_01_spaceballs.jpg

Dark Helmet: All's I want is some peace and quiet!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.giantmag.com/photos/0906_tv_01_spaceballs.jpg
"I wasn't even supposed to be here today."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.giantmag.com/photos/0906_tv_01_spaceballs.jpg
"I did it. I'm a Ghostbuster!"

[Untilteld]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Little_Monsters_Snik_Maurice.jpg

Nick: SAY! *grabs* would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "Ron you spoiled everything!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1021/6053164qv6.jpg

HICKS: You're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
RIPLEY: Story of my life.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "I'm not going to subsidize cowardice."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.ocolly.com/issues/2006_Fall/102306/pix/prestige.jpg

HUGH: I guess the moral here is: you must be careful what you pretend to be because in the end you are who you're pretending to be.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.ocolly.com/issues/2006_Fall/102306/pix/prestige.jpg
Hugh: "This is some ****ed-up repugnant ****."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.ocolly.com/issues/2006_Fall/102306/pix/prestige.jpg
"I'm disgusted and repulsed and... I can't look away."

[Untilteld]

haha Clerks

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.ocolly.com/issues/2006_Fall/102306/pix/prestige.jpg
JACKMAN: "This has not been honorable."

[redmarvel]

http://www.avplay.com/images/makeimage.php?image=/home/sites/avplay/public_html/images/media/8585/capture3.jpg&width=400

Hey! That's my princess! Go find you own!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.avplay.com/images/makeimage.php?image=/home/sites/avplay/public_html/images/media/8585/capture3.jpg&width=400
"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.avplay.com/images/makeimage.php?image=/home/sites/avplay/public_html/images/media/8585/capture3.jpg&width=400
HULK: "You can't have an air raid without bombs!"

[Drizzle]

http://www.giantmag.com/photos/0906_tv_01_spaceballs.jpg
"I...I killed them. I killed them all. Every single one of them. And not just the men....but the women and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them!"


BTW, I think we should change the thread title to "Mix Up Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Biehn Movie Captions" :p

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.ocolly.com/issues/2006_Fall/102306/pix/prestige.jpg

Hugh: Bring out the Gimp.
Woman: But the Gimp's sleeping.
Hugh: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.giantmag.com/photos/0906_tv_01_spaceballs.jpg
"I...I killed them. I killed them all. Every single one of them. And not just the men....but the women and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them!"


BTW, I think we should change the thread title to "Mix Up Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Biehn Movie Captions" :p
Well they are very popular right now.

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

[Zev]

http://www.ocolly.com/issues/2006_Fall/102306/pix/prestige.jpg

Hugh: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

[DX]

http://www.avplay.com/images/makeimage.php?image=/home/sites/avplay/public_html/images/media/8585/capture3.jpg&width=400

Hulk: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[redmarvel]

http://www.avplay.com/images/makeimage.php?image=/home/sites/avplay/public_html/images/media/8585/capture3.jpg&width=400

"I am big! It's the pictures that got small."

[The Chairman]

http://www.ocolly.com/issues/2006_Fall/102306/pix/prestige.jpg

SCARLETT JOHANSSON - Who is that?

HUGH JACKMAN - It looks like Phil Donahue, throwing up into a tuba.

[The Chairman]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/DevilsAdvocate/pix/pacino.jpg
"Why does it say "Paper Jam" when there is no paper jam?!"

[The Chairman]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/terminator_3__rise_of_the_machines/_group_photos/arnold_schwarzenegger1.jpg

ARNOLD - I believe you have my stapler.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Dec02/23054.jpg
PICARD: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

[redmarvel]

http://www.abc.net.au/atthemovies/img/2007/ep19/fan01.jpg

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.abc.net.au/atthemovies/img/2007/ep19/fan01.jpg

DOOM: It wasn't me. It was the one armed man.

THING: I don't care!

[DX]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/terminator_3__rise_of_the_machines/_group_photos/arnold_schwarzenegger1.jpg

Arnie: "I'm funny how? You mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/fifthelement15.jpg

Korben: How about driving over to the...Joe's place with me? I'll buy you a soda!
Leeloo: I never drink the stuff!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviepropking.com/forsal34.jpg
ERIC BANA: "Do you find me sadistic?"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.moviepropking.com/forsal34.jpg
Harper: "Qualifications?"
Bruce: "Rape, murder, arson, and rape."
Harper: "You said rape twice."
Bruce: "I like rape."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Dec02/23054.jpg
PICARD: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

Oh, nice. Two great movies just meshed togther. :up:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/terminator_3__rise_of_the_machines/_group_photos/arnold_schwarzenegger1.jpg
"If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?"

[Dr. Fate]

Oh, nice. Two great movies just meshed togther. :up:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/terminator_3__rise_of_the_machines/_group_photos/arnold_schwarzenegger1.jpg
"If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?"
Make that 3. :word:

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "Shire! Baggins!"

http://www.abc.net.au/atthemovies/img/2007/ep19/fan01.jpg
THING: "I believe you have my stapler."

[redmarvel]

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/film/dancing460.jpg

Baby: "I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/04/white_chicks,0.jpg

- Are we awake?
- We're not sure. Are we black?
- Yes we are.
- Then we're awake, but very puzzled

[Dr. Fate]

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/film/dancing460.jpg
BABY: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
PATRICK SWAYZE: "But of course you are."
BABY: "Plenty O'Toole."
PATRICK SWAYZE: "Named after your father perhaps?

[redmarvel]

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/film/dancing460.jpg

Johnny: "No need to stop being a lady. You'll be back on your knees in no time"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/film/dancing460.jpg

Johnny: Gimme some sugar, baby.

[Drizzle]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1152272/photo_17.jpg
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40966000/jpg/_40966996_moody.jpg
"Dammit! Who typed a question on the teleprompter?"

one more Harry Potter caption:

http://www.lafm.com/harry%20Potter.jpg
"First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord? My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.lafm.com/harry%20Potter.jpg
"And you know what else grinds my gears? You America!...**** you!"

[Zev]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/TFMovieBarricade.jpg

Sam: YOU! ARE A CHILD'S... PLAYTHING!!!

[wiegeabo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/TFMovieBarricade.jpg
Barricade: "So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, mother****er?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
JACK: "Am I not merciful? Am I not merciful?!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.lafm.com/harry%20Potter.jpg
Dumbledore: "Repeat after me: I..."
School: "I..."
Dumbledore: "...your name..."
School: "...your name..."
Dumbledore: "Shmucks."

[wiegeabo]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/67/54/ecfbb340dca072799a117010.L.jpg
"You stay classy, San Diego."

[chief103182]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg

SUTLER: Go f*** yourself San Diego!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.lafm.com/harry%20Potter.jpg
DUMBLEDORE: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"

[wiegeabo]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
Sutler: "This is the screwiest picture I was ever in."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/v-for.jpg
HURT: "We called him... Hellboy!"

[WalterKovacs]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t73/pig_jizz/home20alone.jpg

Maculy Culkin:"THIRTY SEVEN?????????"

[DX]

http://www.lafm.com/harry%20Potter.jpg

Dumbledore: I'm Ron Burgundy, go f*** yourself San Diego.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ZORRO: "You weigh a little more than 108."
ELENA: "Oh really?"

[redmarvel]

http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070503movies_spiderman_church_450a.jpg

Spider-Man: "Houston, we have a problem."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png
SKELETOR: "Better were the days when mastery of seas came not from bargains struck with eldritch creatures... but from the sweat of a man's brow and the strength of his back alone. You all know this to be true!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070503movies_spiderman_church_450a.jpg

Sandman: "Are you flirting with me?"

[DX]

http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070503movies_spiderman_church_450a.jpg

Spider-Man: "Don't you know who I am? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT B****!"

[Zev]

http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070503movies_spiderman_church_450a.jpg

Spider-Man: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg

ZETA-JONES: And you killed him.
BANDERAS: I had to. Once word gets out that a pirate's gone soft, it's nothing but work, work, work, all the time.

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

"There he is! Capture him!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
HELLBOY: "Eat this!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.fantasymagazine.it/imgbank/IMG/bat_man.nb.jpg
JOKER: "Why are you?"
BATMAN: "Excuse me?"
JOKER: "I mean, why are you here? There must be a reason."
BATMAN: "Yes. I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice, and the American Way."
JOKER: "Ha! You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!"

[wiegeabo]

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
Hellboy: "Some mother****ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
HELLBOY: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "You shot Marvin!"

[DX]

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg

Hellboy: "Say Hello to my little friend!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg

"Come get some!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070503movies_spiderman_church_450a.jpg

Spider-Man: You fat slob. Let's see if you've got any guts.

[Bastila]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/TFMovieBarricade.jpg

Sam: YOU! ARE A CHILD'S... PLAYTHING!!!

lol this one made me laugh Toy Story line isn't it lol.

[DX]

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg

Hellboy: "I've had it with these Muthaf****in' Snakes on this Muthaf****in' plane!" :cmad:

[DX]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3118/103tv8.jpg

Michael: "You want forgiveness? Get religion."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070503movies_spiderman_church_450a.jpg

Spider-Man: You fat slob. Let's see if you've got any guts.
I smell a reference to the Toxic Avenger.

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
HELLBOY: "Welcome to Hell, little man! And I... Am... The Devil!"

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Christopher-Reeve---Superman-Photograph-C10102842.jpeg
SUPERMAN: "You're not the Devil. You're practice."

[Ash J. Williams]

^^ It is a reference to The Toxic Avenger, Fate.

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg

"Stop telling me to chill out!"

[Drizzle]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1090000/images/_1092203_grinch300.jpg
Grinch: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f**king Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse!"

[Zev]

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/6271/orkoiy7.jpg

Orko: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
HELLBOY: "I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****! "

[chief103182]

I can't stop laughing at the Christmas Vacation/Vacation quotes.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
ROBOCOP: "Dodge this."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/spawnmovie_image_16_dp.jpg
SPAWN: "I aim to misbehave."

[DX]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/spawnmovie_image_16_dp.jpg

Spawn: "No Luke, I am your father."

Best I could come up with. :o

[wiegeabo]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/spawnmovie_image_16_dp.jpg
"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!"

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/spawnmovie_image_16_dp.jpg
SPAWN: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "What are you?!"

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/spawnmovie_image_16_dp.jpg
SPAWN: "I'm Batman."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
"There's only two of us now."

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/spawnmovie_image_16_dp.jpg
"Then we're stupid and we'll die."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Bruce... I would- I would love to live with you in your castle. Forever just like in a fairy tale..."

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "I just couldn't live with myself! So don't pretend this is a happy ending!"

[DX]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
ELENA: "Bruce... I would- I would love to live with you in your castle. Forever just like in a fairy tale..."

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "I just couldn't live with myself! So don't pretend this is a happy ending!"
Good one Doc. :yay:

[Dr. Fate]

Good one Doc. :yay:
Thanks D-G-X.

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
HELLBOY: "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

[redmarvel]

http://sptimes.com/2005/12/08/images/xlarge/WK_0_wk8Narnia_229200_1208.jpg

White Queen: "Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://sptimes.com/2005/12/08/images/xlarge/WK_0_wk8Narnia_229200_1208.jpg
EDMUND: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?"
WHITE WITCH: "Would you like me to seduce you?"

[Drizzle]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/potter/potterphoenix25.jpg
Harry: Nice.
Sirius: I couldn't find any mob bosses.
Harry: Well, Sergeant?
Sirius: Oh, it's lieutenant now. You really started something. Bent cops running scared, hope on the streets…
Harry: But...
Sirius: The Narrows is lost. And we still haven't picked up Crane or half the inmates of Arkham that he freed.
Harry: We will. We can bring Gotham back.
Sirius: And what about escalation?
Harry: Escalation?
Sirius: We start carrying semi-automatics, they buy automatics. We start wearing Kevlar...they buy armor-piercing rounds.
Harry: And?
Sirius: And you're wearing a mask… and jumping off rooftops. Now, take this new guy. Armed robbery, double homicide. Got a taste for the theatrical. Like you. Leaves a calling card.
Harry: I'll look into it.
Sirius: I never said thank you.
Harry: And you'll never have to.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/potter/potterphoenix25.jpg
Harry: Nice.
Sirius: I couldn't find any mob bosses.
Harry: Well, Sergeant?
Sirius: Oh, it's lieutenant now. You really started something. Bent cops running scared, hope on the streets…
Harry: But...
Sirius: The Narrows is lost. And we still haven't picked up Crane or half the inmates of Arkham that he freed.
Harry: We will. We can bring Gotham back.
Sirius: And what about escalation?
Harry: Escalation?
Sirius: We start carrying semi-automatics, they buy automatics. We start wearing Kevlar...they buy armor-piercing rounds.
Harry: And?
Sirius: And you're wearing a mask… and jumping off rooftops. Now, take this new guy. Armed robbery, double homicide. Got a taste for the theatrical. Like you. Leaves a calling card.
Harry: I'll look into it.
Sirius: I never said thank you.
Harry: And you'll never have to.
Nice use of Batman Begins there.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/spawnmovie_image_16_dp.jpg
SPAWN: "Do I look like a cop?!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg

"I don't give a f**k about your war...or your president."

[lordofthenerds]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/potter/potterphoenix25.jpg
Sirius: Yeah you got spirit kid, I'll give you that. More than your old man anyway. In the joint Chill told me about the night he killed your parents. He said your father begged for mercy. Begged. Like a dog.

[CFE]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/ampsycho.jpg

(Bateman) Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
(Jean) Vasquez: No. Have you?

CFE

[turtlefocker]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/ampsycho.jpg

(Bateman) Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
(Jean) Vasquez: No. Have you?

CFE

Im watching Aliens as I type.

[CFE]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif

I'm not even supposed to be here today...

CFE

[Dr. Fate]

I like Hellboy quoting Snake Plissken.

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/4230/swepiiirotsanakinimmolation4ee.gif
"Help me Tom Cruise! Use your witch-craft to put out the flames!"

[Bnightwing]

http://www.kristensheley.com/bttf/pics/gunIII.jpeg

doc:and here is a gun
marty:umm why do i need a gun
doc:trust me you will find out

(back in the past)
http://www.activewin.com/dvd/reviews/movies/w/images/wild_wild_west1.jpg

[Jack Bauer]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/star-wars-1-4.jpg

Qui-Gon Jinn: I'm getting too old for this ****."

http://specials.rediff.com/movies/2007/may/25sld4.jpg

Obi Won: One stall stand...

Yoda: Fall one should

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10204247A%7EDarth-Vader-Posters.jpg

Vader: Are you eBay user LadiesMan217?

http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/4/43/Luke_skywalker.jpg

Luke: Uh...

http://www.rumrill.net/brian/pics/pics5/pics5/DarthVader/darth_vader_closeup.jpg

Vader: ARE YOU EBAY USER LADIESMAN217?

http://www.scifiscience.co.uk/img/extras/top10/heroes/LukeSkywalker3.jpg

Luke: Uh Yes! Yes!

[Untilteld]

ha ha ^, nice use of Transformers.

[Dr. Fate]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10204247A%7EDarth-Vader-Posters.jpg
DARTH VADER: "Hi. We're here for the gang bang."

[wiegeabo]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10204247A%7EDarth-Vader-Posters.jpg
Vader: "I'm what you call a custodian of anthropological affairs, meaning, I kill mother****ers that are worthless."

[Dr. Fate]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/star-wars-1-4.jpg
QUI-GON JINN: "In the end, there can be only One."

[Bnightwing]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10204247A%7EDarth-Vader-Posters.jpg

Vader:What are you looking at butthead?

[turtlefocker]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10204247A%7EDarth-Vader-Posters.jpg

Vader: Free south Africa you dumb son of a *****!
Storm Trooper: You dumb son of a *****

Lethal Weapon 2/ Star Wars

[Bnightwing]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/PrincessAuroraSleeps.jpg

AHHHH the stole my frekin kidney!

[Ash J. Williams]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10204247A%7EDarth-Vader-Posters.jpg

Vader: We may be witnessing a Biblical prophecy come true -- the beasts will reign over the earth.

[Mal'Akai]

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
"ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217?!?!?!?!?"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
"It's just you and me, Megatron!"
http://www.robocoparchive.com/info/cain15.jpg
"No, Prime, it's just me."

[CFE]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/american_psycho/christian_bale/psycho5.jpg

Out of order? F**K! Even in the future, nothing works!

CFE

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.geocities.com/thaskullcave/multimedia/store/Friends.jpg
THE PHANTOM: "Just the pussy I've been looking for."

[turtlefocker]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10204247A%7EDarth-Vader-Posters.jpg

Vader: Free south Africa you dumb son of a *****!
Storm Trooper: You dumb son of a *****

[wiegeabo]

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
"What's on your forehead?"

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
"What are you boys doing?"

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
"Drop the gun!"

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
"Well looks like we've got a Mexican standoff here."

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG
"So you think I'm scared of you, huh? *****!"

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
"Hell yes I think you're afraid of me."

[Drizzle]

Have to join in with the Transformers quotes.

http://members.shaw.ca/david.p.z.888/star_wars/pics/darth_maul.jpg
Maul: "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!!"
http://www.volny.cz/thematrix/darthmaul/darth_maul_vs_obi-wan_kenobi_lightsabers.jpg
Obi-Wan: "NO, I WANT TWO!!!"
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/7/70/Maul's_Death.jpg/250px-Maul's_Death.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

Have to join in with the Transformers quotes.

http://members.shaw.ca/david.p.z.888/star_wars/pics/darth_maul.jpg
Maul: "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!!"
http://www.volny.cz/thematrix/darthmaul/darth_maul_vs_obi-wan_kenobi_lightsabers.jpg
Obi-Wan: "NO, I WANT TWO!!!"
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/7/70/Maul's_Death.jpg/250px-Maul's_Death.jpg
Hehehe, nice.

http://www.mlahanas.de/Greeks/NewArts/ZanePh.jpg
THE PHANTOM: "I'm Batman."

[Jack Bauer]

Here's my updated vision of my LadiesMan217:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10204247A%7EDarth-Vader-Posters.jpg

VADER: Are you username: LadiesMan217?


http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/4/43/Luke_skywalker.jpg

LUKE: I don't know what you're talking about!

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/spawnmovie_image_16_dp.jpg

SPAWN: ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?!?!?!

http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/4/43/Luke_skywalker.jpg

LUKE: Yeah...

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10204247A%7EDarth-Vader-Posters.jpg

VADER: Where is the eBay item 21153?

http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/4/43/Luke_skywalker.jpg

LUKE:....

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/spawnmovie_image_16_dp.jpg

SPAWN: WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?!?!?!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.orizzontikubrickiani.it/images/hartmantojoker.jpg
"You can't have an air raid without bombs!"

[redmarvel]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0295178/austin3_7612.jpg

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/EvilDead203.jpg

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.mlahanas.de/Greeks/NewArts/ZanePh.jpg
THE PHANTOM: "You listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool guy."



http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0106.jpg
ELENA: "Two for one sale, pal."

[Zev]

http://www.filmweb.no/multimedia/archive/00098/Keiser_Palpatine__Ia_98694o.jpg

"And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver, is that you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here."

http://www.kaspinet.com/images/Ewan/obi-wan_1.jpg

"Okay, I think that's enough."

http://www.filmweb.no/multimedia/archive/00098/Keiser_Palpatine__Ia_98694o.jpg

"Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong because it's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "So that's it then? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow?! You spent 3 days lying on a beach drinking rum?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Phantomzane2.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Phantomzane2.jpg)
PHANTOM: "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

[Redwoods Wolf]

So many good ones on this page, guys.

http://www.geocities.com/owenbaily/x2wolvie05.jpg
"Mai? Asian chick, likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/250691.1020.A.jpg
"Welcome to thunderdome, b**ch."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
"Okay, baby-doll, you're definitely coming, right?"
-"If you do everything right, I will."
"Oh God, Natasha, you're gonna have to stop that. You're making it hard...I mean, difficult."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/250691.1020.A.jpg
BLASTER: "I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"

[DX]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/american_psycho/christian_bale/psycho5.jpg

Bale: "Can Spider-Man come out to play?"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/potter/potterphoenix25.jpg

Harry: I believe I have made a significant find in the Kandarian ruins. A volume of ancient Sumerian burial practices and funerary incantations. It is entitled "Norturam Demento" -- roughly translated "Book of the Dead." The book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. It deals with demons and demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of man's domain. The first few pages warn that these enduring creatures may be dormant but are never truly dead. They may be recalled to active life through the incantations presented in the book. It is through recitation of these passages that the demons are given license to possess the living.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/potter/potterphoenix25.jpg

Harry: I believe I have made a significant find in the Kandarian ruins. A volume of ancient Sumerian burial practices and funerary incantations. It is entitled "Norturam Demento" -- roughly translated "Book of the Dead." The book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. It deals with demons and demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of man's domain. The first few pages warn that these enduring creatures may be dormant but are never truly dead. They may be recalled to active life through the incantations presented in the book. It is through recitation of these passages that the demons are given license to possess the living.
Nice use of Evil Dead there Ash.

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "Please, Ash! Please don't hurt me! You swore- you swore that we would always be together! I love you!"

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/american_psycho/christian_bale/psycho5.jpg
PATRICK BATEMAN STANDING IN FOR ASH: "Nooooooooooooo!!!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/american_psycho/christian_bale/psycho5.jpg

Bateman: Remember...you...are my number one...guy!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Goldmember_01.JPG
BEYONCE: "You are one ugly mother-f***er."

[Kingfish]

http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/31909a.jpg

Ya know Dorn, I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer. If you wanna be an interior decorator now that's none of my business. But some of us still need this team. Now you listen to me! This is my last shot at a winner and for some of the younger guys it could be their only shot. I don't know what happened to you. But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your f***** throat!

[Drizzle]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/american_psycho/christian_bale/psycho5.jpg
"So what are you wearing? Ha, I bet you can see right through that."
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
"Chris, who are you talking to?"
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/american_psycho/christian_bale/psycho5.jpg
"Grandma."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/31909a.jpg

Ya know Dorn, I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer. If you wanna be an interior decorator now that's none of my business. But some of us still need this team. Now you listen to me! This is my last shot at a winner and for some of the younger guys it could be their only shot. I don't know what happened to you. But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your f***** throat!
Ha. Nice use of Major League there.

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
HELLBOY: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/potter/potterphoenix25.jpg
SIRIUS: "Many Boffins died to bring us this information."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg

"This time...they fu**ed with the wrong Mexican!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "Well don't just do something, sit there!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
HELLBOY: "John, I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes... I'm gonna shoot you between the balls!!!!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg

"It might be booby-trapped!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.filmweb.no/multimedia/archive/00098/Keiser_Palpatine__Ia_98694o.jpg
"They say you're the bad guy."
-"Is that what they say...what's your name?"
"John."
-"What's your real name, John?"
"Pyro."
-"Quite a talent you have there, Pyro."
"I can only control the flame, I can't create it."
-"You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you differently."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/ampsycho.jpg
"It's not who I am underneath--it's what I do that defines me."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/potter/potterphoenix25.jpg
"I wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it--he thought you'd follow old Obi-Wan on some damn-fool idealistic crusade like your father did."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.zone-sf.com/images/resevilap2.jpg
GIRL: You people actually go outside in these?
MILLA: What would you prefer, yellow spandex?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "You didn't invite me - so I crashed!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/41/85648897_cf75c7e997_o.jpg
HELLBOY: "Get away from her you *****!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/tom_cruise_val_kilmer_top_gun_locker_room.jpg
VAL KILMER: "It was foolish of you to come here tonight Tom. The Aurors are on their way."
TOM CRUISE: " By which time I will be gone, and you will be dead!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/tom_cruise_val_kilmer_top_gun_locker_room.jpg
Iceman: "Ha! Paper beats rock."
Maverick: "No! Rock rips through paper!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/tom_cruise_val_kilmer_top_gun_locker_room.jpg
Maverick: "If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/tom_cruise_val_kilmer_top_gun_locker_room.jpg
ICEMAN: "Aren't you forgetting something Harvey? Your coin. You're always of two minds about everything."
MAVERICK: "Yes of course you're right Bruce. Emotion is always the enemy of true justice. Thank you, you've always been a good friend."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/tom_cruise_val_kilmer_top_gun_locker_room.jpg

Ice: So when do we do this?
Maverick: It all depends on when do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
Ice: How about tonight, b*tch?
Maverick: Splendid, where?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/tom_cruise_val_kilmer_top_gun_locker_room.jpg
MAVERICK: "Do you want to run this ship?!"
ICEMAN: "Yes!"
MAVERICK: "Well... you can't..."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/tom_cruise_val_kilmer_top_gun_locker_room.jpg
MAVERICK: What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?
ICEMAN: Are you challenging me to a walk-off... Boo-Lander?

[turtlefocker]

"John, I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes... I'm gonna shoot you between the balls"

from?

[Dr. Fate]

"John, I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes... I'm gonna shoot you between the balls"

from?
Commando, 1985, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
JASON: "You killed my father. Your ass is mine!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Jason: Don't make me use my stuff on ya, baby!

[Zev]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/tom_cruise_val_kilmer_top_gun_locker_room.jpg

Maverick: I wish I knew how to quit you!

[Drizzle]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1999_American_Pie/Thumb/999AMP_Eugene_Levy_003.jpg
"How's the pie?"

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/Movies/AmericanPie.jpg
"So good."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "Show me the money!"

[Bnightwing]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1999_American_Pie/Thumb/999AMP_Eugene_Levy_003.jpg
"How's the pie?"

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/Movies/AmericanPie.jpg
"So good."


haha

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/rtime/rtime_shot1l.jpg

BRUCE: Can I see your invitation?

http://hillsidelending.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/pic_morpheus.jpg

MORPHEUS: Sure, here's my invitation.

http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/matrixreloaded48.jpg

[wiegeabo]

http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/matrixreloaded48.jpg
Morpheus: "I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/tom_cruise_val_kilmer_top_gun_locker_room.jpg
ICEMAN: I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass.
MAVERICK: If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary ready for ya.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/tom_cruise_val_kilmer_top_gun_locker_room.jpg
MAVERICK: "Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your *******. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/rtime/rtime_shot1l.jpg
"Listen, I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it. But there's nothing I can do about it right now...it's all such a long way from here."

http://hillsidelending.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/pic_morpheus.jpg
"That's your uncle talking."

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe, nice use of Star Wars there Ash.

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/ampsycho.jpg
CHLOE: "Have you ever made love to a communist?"

[Jack Bauer]

What is that quote from?

[Dr. Fate]

What is that quote from?
From "One, Two, Three", directed by Billy Wilder in 1961 starring the late great James Cagney.

PLOT: C.R. McNamara (James Cagney), Coca Cola's man in Berlin, is landed with minding his boss's hopelessly inept southern belle daughter, Scarlett. She secretly marries a good looking communist from the Soviet sector and gets pregnant. McNamara has to repackage Scarlett's husband as a desirable match when her parents arrive unexpectedly. His efforts involve wheeling and dealing with Soviet commissar and police, various Berlin types and his wife, who decides to leave him. The resolution is highly farcial.

Scarlett, played by Pamela Tiffin, says the line "Have you ever made love to a communist?"

If we ever get a well made Captain America film, that would be a great line to throw at him.

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
FREDDY: "You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!"
JASON: "You might be right."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/ampsycho.jpg

Chole: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

[Drizzle]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg
FREDDY: "You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!"
JASON: "You might be right."

Excellent use of Batman Returns. :up:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/david_prowse5.jpg
"Simba...Simba..."
http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/2658EMPIRE_STRIKES_BACK-9.jpg
"Father?"
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/david_prowse5.jpg
"Simba, you have forgotten me."
http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/2658EMPIRE_STRIKES_BACK-9.jpg
"No! How could I?"
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/david_prowse5.jpg
"You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life."

[Jack Bauer]

From "One, Two, Three", directed by Billy Wilder in 1961 starring the late great James Cagney.

PLOT: C.R. McNamara (James Cagney), Coca Cola's man in Berlin, is landed with minding his boss's hopelessly inept southern belle daughter, Scarlett. She secretly marries a good looking communist from the Soviet sector and gets pregnant. McNamara has to repackage Scarlett's husband as a desirable match when her parents arrive unexpectedly. His efforts involve wheeling and dealing with Soviet commissar and police, various Berlin types and his wife, who decides to leave him. The resolution is highly farcial.

Scarlett, played by Pamela Tiffin, says the line "Have you ever made love to a communist?"

If we ever get a well made Captain America film, that would be a great line to throw at him.
Thanks for the info Fate and that line would be funny as hell if said in a Capt. America film. With that being said.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Redskull.jpg

RED SKULL: I hoped to face Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of thousands. They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude.

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks for the info Fate and that line would be funny as hell if said in a Capt. America film. With that being said.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Redskull.jpg

RED SKULL: I hoped to face Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of thousands. They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude.
Glad to be of service Jack, glad we agree and I believe that's a Street Fighter quote there.

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg
ELENA: "You dare threaten her life?!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Redskull.jpg
RED SKULL: "I dare anything! I am Skeletor!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg
LEONIDAS: "It's good Scottish weather."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.davidjanes.com/images/zoolander_gas.jpg
"I'm just here for the gasoline."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg

Leonidas: If we pull this off, I'm gonna s**t!

[wiegeabo]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg
"Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg
LEONIDAS: "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."

[Untilteld]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Freddy: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

[Elijya]

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops565/the_mask_of_zorro0085.jpg


OK, we really, really, really need to stop using this picture. It's the most overused pic in this thread, along with that robocop one. IF nothing else, these pics are hosted on other sites, so you're stealing bandwidth every time you use them. A few times is cool, usually (although some sites will ban you for posting an image hosted on another site even once) but we've used this HUNDREDS of times by now. It also means that very little effort or thought is being out into what quotes are attached to it, and they really cease being funny.

[CFE]

Didn't you just use it again yourself?

:D

CFE

[wiegeabo]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/david_prowse5.jpg
"I could check your prostate."

http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/2658EMPIRE_STRIKES_BACK-9.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/blade_trinity/07.jpg
BLADE: "There can be only one."

[Zev]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/blade_trinity/07.jpg

"Always bet on black."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/blade_trinity/07.jpg
"I make this look good."

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen20.jpg
ANGEL: "Don't water the plants, they're plastic!"

[DX]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen20.jpg

Angel: "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!"

[C.F. Kane]

OK, we really, really, really need to stop using this picture. It's the most overused pic in this thread, along with that robocop one. IF nothing else, these pics are hosted on other sites, so you're stealing bandwidth every time you use them. A few times is cool, usually (although some sites will ban you for posting an image hosted on another site even once) but we've used this HUNDREDS of times by now. It also means that very little effort or thought is being out into what quotes are attached to it, and they really cease being funny.

You guys heard him, the mod has spoken.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg
"Hillary. That's an unusual name."

"It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'."

[wiegeabo]

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200309/c.jpg
"This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon!"

[Drizzle]

OK, we really, really, really need to stop using this picture. It's the most overused pic in this thread, along with that robocop one. IF nothing else, these pics are hosted on other sites, so you're stealing bandwidth every time you use them. A few times is cool, usually (although some sites will ban you for posting an image hosted on another site even once) but we've used this HUNDREDS of times by now. It also means that very little effort or thought is being out into what quotes are attached to it, and they really cease being funny.

I was getting sick of looking at it, too. And for the record, can we stop using this quote:

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

It's been overused so much that it's not even funny anymore, not even in "Clerks". This thread has killed that line.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200309/c.jpg
FLASH GORDON: "I have to go back for Sarah."

Can you guess which 1998 big-rock-falling-to-Earth film that line comes from?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200309/c.jpg
FLASH GORDON: "You listen to me you little ass-hole-"
http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg
CARY GRANT: "Ass-hole? I'm not the one who just got butt-f***ed on national TV, Dwayne!"

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/blade_trinity/07.jpg

"I'm gonna kill you...your momma...and all her bridge-playing friends!"

[Ash J. Williams]

Can you guess which 1998 big-rock-falling-to-Earth film that line comes from?
Deep Impact?

[Jack Bauer]

Michael Bay's blockbuster hit Armageddon?

[Dr. Fate]

Deep Impact?
Correct.

http://www.cinefania.com/movie/200309/c.jpg
FLASH GORDON: "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.editoreric.com/greatlit/moviepics/karloff.jpg
Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.volny.cz/thematrix/darthmaul/darth_maul_vs_obi-wan_kenobi_lightsabers.jpg
DARTH MAUL: "You seem a decent fellow. I would hate to kill you."
OBI-WAN KENOBI: "You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die."

[DX]

http://www.volny.cz/thematrix/darthmaul/darth_maul_vs_obi-wan_kenobi_lightsabers.jpg

Obi-Wan: "There can be only one!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/DVader.jpeg
DARTH VADER: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/Scarface_wallpaper/Scarface_3.jpg

Manny: What's that?

Tony: It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up into a tuba.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/Scarface_wallpaper/Scarface_3.jpg
AL PACINO: "This has not been honorable."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/david_prowse5.jpg
"I am gravely disappointed. Once again, you have made me unleash my dogs of war."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.volny.cz/thematrix/darthmaul/darth_maul_vs_obi-wan_kenobi_lightsabers.jpg

Obi-Wan: What are you supposed to be, a clown or something?
Darth Maul: Sometimes.

[Kakihara]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/david_prowse5.jpg
"I'm king of the World!"

[Kakihara]

http://www.volny.cz/thematrix/darthmaul/darth_maul_vs_obi-wan_kenobi_lightsabers.jpg


"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[Dr. Fate]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg
LEONIDAS: "Hey, Terrorist! Terrorize THIS!!!" [indicates army of 300]

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.madmaxmovies.com/cast/MadMax/SteveBisley/BisleyMel.jpg

"No, no--there's two 'O's in Goose, boys."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/david_prowse5.jpg

"I didn't come to the United States to break my f**ing back."

[DX]

Edit

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.madmaxmovies.com/cast/MadMax/SteveBisley/BisleyMel.jpg
GOOSE: "It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!"

[Zev]

Okay, could we please have some quotes that actually go with their images? Instead of just an overused or "funny" quote that goes to a random picture? Look at this.

http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/beautybeast2.jpg
The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.

See? It's funny because someone did the work of tying together Beauty & The Beast with Sin City.

http://www.volny.cz/thematrix/darthmaul/darth_maul_vs_obi-wan_kenobi_lightsabers.jpg
Obi-Wan: "You made me lose my girl, now I'm gonna make you lose yours. How's that sound, Tiger?"

What's funny about that? The text and the picture have nothing to do with each other. You could put that quote on any picture of someone looking angry and it would be just as generic. Put some effort into this.

[Redwoods Wolf]

In my own defense, the character on the right is named Goose, and it seemed fitting to connect it with Top Gun, but I apologize for any inconsistencies. That said...

http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=3205
ANDY: How many times can we have the exact same conversation?
BILL: It's like we're stuck in a f**king time paradox where neither our wisdom nor your virginity will ever escape.

[Dr. Fate]

In my own defense, the character on the right is named Goose, and it seemed fitting to connect it with Top Gun, but I apologize for any inconsistencies. That said...

http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=3205
ANDY: How many times can we have the exact same conversation?
BILL: It's like we're stuck in a f**king time paradox where neither our wisdom nor your virginity will ever escape.
Funny. What's that from?

http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/beautybeast2.jpg
BELLE: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
BEAST: "But of course you are."
BELLE: "Plenty O'Toole."
BEAST: "Named after your father perhaps?"

[Redwoods Wolf]

Funny. What's that from?

http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/beautybeast2.jpg
BELLE: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
BEAST: "But of course you are."
BELLE: "Plenty O'Toole."
BEAST: "Named after your father perhaps?"

The movie Waiting..., a raunchy comedy from back in the day. I like the idea of Bond lines fleshed out by Belle and Beast.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/HardDaysNight/pix/hdn_02_L.jpg
John: "Well, this piece is called 'Lick My Love Pump'."

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/beautybeast2.jpg

Belle: You American?
Beast: Red-blooded.
Belle: What's the capital of Texas?
Beast: Austin.
Belle: Wrong, commie! It's Houston.

[Kakihara]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/HardDaysNight/pix/hdn_02_L.jpg
John: "Well, this piece is called 'Lick My Love Pump'."

Nice pick from the Tap-you could've chosen so many too.

[Jack Bauer]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6431/pearlharbor09xk8.jpg

Rafe: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me because you're a racist!

Danny: What?!

Rafe: You're a racist! You don't like me because I'm white!

Danny: I don't like you because you're going to get me *killed*!

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks Red on both counts.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6431/pearlharbor09xk8.jpg

Rafe: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me because you're a racist!

Danny: What?!

Rafe: You're a racist! You don't like me because I'm white!

Danny: I don't like you because you're going to get me *killed*!

Nice use of Die Hard with a Vengeance there Jack.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X-Men_The_Last_Stand/Movie_Stills/xmen34.jpg
ANGEL: "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

[Zev]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9693/rocketeerax8.jpg

Jenny: Uh... let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song "Rocket Man"?

Cliff: I don't like soft-ass ****.

Jenny: Oh, oh, you don't, oh... well, I only bring it up because, uh, it's you. You're the rocket man.

[Jack Bauer]

Nice use of Die Hard with a Vengeance there Jack.
Thanks Fate.

http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/projects/complete_castor_troy/screencaps/face_off_cap_28.jpg

TROY/ARCHER: Hiya doin' Rollie? My name's Leo, I'm a cop, and we need to talk.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/projects/complete_castor_troy/screencaps/face_off_cap_28.jpg
Troy: "This is a 44. Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. It can take your head clean off. You've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky?"

[Dr. Fate]

The movie Waiting..., a raunchy comedy from back in the day. I like the idea of Bond lines fleshed out by Belle and Beast.
Thanks Red.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6431/pearlharbor09xk8.jpg
HARTNETT: "Sanderson I'm out of ammo!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/projects/complete_castor_troy/screencaps/face_off_cap_28.jpg
Troy: "A duel between titans... my golden gun against your Walther PPK."
Agent: "One bullet against my six?"
Troy: "I only need one, Mr. Bond."

[Redwoods Wolf]

Zev, you are the f**king MAN.
The DHWAV and Bond/F/O ones were good also.


http://www.flicklives.com/Movies/Xmas_Story/old_man_small.jpg
THE OLD MAN: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/A_christmas_story_bunny.jpg
RALPHIE: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

[Ash J. Williams]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/A_christmas_story_bunny.jpg
"You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?"


http://www.flicklives.com/Movies/Xmas_Story/old_man_small.jpg
"Who?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/A_christmas_story_bunny.jpg
"Jack Burton...ME!"

[wiegeabo]

http://www.flicklives.com/Movies/Xmas_Story/old_man_small.jpg
"Who the hell are you?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/A_christmas_story_bunny.jpg
"I'm the guy that's gonna save your ass."